1 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:33,754 - All right. - So... save the day... 2 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,177 All right. All right. Here we go. Okay. 3 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,050 Think about the future, think about... 4 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:45,015 The power is in... future. 5 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,642 - Tommy, let's go! - Is inside all of us. 6 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,270 - That's good. - Let's do this! 7 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,920 - Get rid of the cheap bike! - Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming... 8 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,613 - Damn it. - Come on. 9 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:00,901 - Tommy. - I'll take... 10 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,056 Sorry, sorry. Yeah, I know... 11 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,933 - Did you have sex last night? - No, I didn't... 12 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,727 - I didn't have sex last night. - I know. But listen, this is important. 13 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,103 This is the biggest meeting of our lives... 14 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,022 - I know, I know, I know. I'm... I'm... - And you look stressed out, 15 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,399 and I think you really need to just go to that conference room 16 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,914 and just jerk one off. It will make you operate. 17 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,590 Like, through the body. 18 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,113 - I'm not doing this. - You know what I mean? 19 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,378 Oh, today's a nice day. 20 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,472 You know, you guys are my best friends. 21 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,471 I really mean it. Okay, puppies. 22 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,393 Don't be mean. 23 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,563 Just come this way. Come on. 24 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,231 Oh. 25 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,809 Oh, god. Uh... oh. 26 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,395 No, that's my leg. 27 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,697 Come on. 28 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,901 Come on. You're gonna go this way. 29 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,031 - Oh, that's the phone. - Crazy. Yeah... 30 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,864 Oh, my god. Oh, no. Okay. This is him. 31 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,667 It's him. Oh, god. This is him. 32 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,832 (Get over here. No. 33 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,292 Oh, god. 34 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,298 Come on. 35 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,635 - Get inside. - Ooh. Now, where have you been? 36 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,141 Come, come, come, come, come. Come. Gonna make this. 37 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,850 Come on. Come on. 38 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,104 I was walking the dog. 39 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,149 Right... okay. 40 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,855 Nervous energy before the show. 41 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,236 Yeah... you look like shit. 42 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,869 What's wrong with the way I look? 43 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,701 You're not gonna believe who called me today. 44 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,377 I got a call from the fashion house. 45 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,795 And? 46 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,089 I didn't listen to it, because I was a little scared... 47 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,588 Okay. You need to stop being so chickenshit. 48 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,449 - I just wanted to listen to it with you. - You can handle more than you think. 49 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,963 - Okay. Well... - Give it to me. 50 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,472 Bonjour. I regret to inform you 51 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,849 that we are declining to carry your designs. 52 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,352 We wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors. 53 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,979 Au revoir. 54 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,214 It's okay. There's another message, there's another one. 55 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,399 Hi, honey. It's mom. 56 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,690 I'm trying to send you that thousand dollars you need... 57 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:08,028 Are you borrowing money from your parents again? 58 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,785 - I'm such a mess. - Oh, no, babe... 59 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,958 - Everything's gone wrong. - No, you're not a mess. 60 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,581 You just... you just need a little bit of tlc. 61 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,832 That's all. 62 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,630 Hey, look. You're gonna be great. 63 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:23,085 Okay? I'll fix you up. I'll fix all of this. 64 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,949 They're gonna love you. They're gonna love your designs, 65 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,534 the buyers are going to give you an order 66 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,265 that'll transcend your wildest dreams, yeah? 67 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,014 - Yeah? - I don't know. If you say so. 68 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,061 Okay. All right, love. 69 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,856 Um, but maybe you should just have 3 little shower first. 70 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,153 Hello, thank you for calling schmiegel ad agency. 71 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,080 How can I direct your call? 72 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,583 Tom? One day, this will all be yours. 73 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,248 I built this whole empire, 74 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:05,928 and my number one achievement to this day, mofo moonshine. 75 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,096 I ook at this art. Look at it. 76 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,925 "Lick, swallow, and suck. No limes needed." 77 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:15,638 It's like a Picasso of jizz that came out of me onto this canvas. 78 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,142 Yeah. 79 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,897 I cannot do no wrong. 80 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,152 He's early, so we are leaving. 81 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,863 - Now. - All right. 82 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,711 Whoa... whoa, check this out. 83 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,043 - Holy smokes! - Hey, hey, wait. No, no, no, no... 84 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,377 How do you turn this thing on? 85 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,866 You're gonna break your neck. Those things are death traps. 86 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,993 They kill people all the time. You can't even ride a bike. 87 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,298 You're gonna shoot through the roof... 88 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,787 Mr. Johnson, if you can wait one moment to... 89 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:25,170 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. No man stands in front of the boss. 90 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,175 Unless little Jerry says so. 91 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,509 Little Jerry, what do you say? 92 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,559 He said it's okay. 93 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,136 All right. What do you got, Irene? 94 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,688 Um, well, we have the projection all set up for you. 95 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,561 Come on. Wow me. 96 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,563 Right. Okay. Well, you know, 97 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,771 we were thinking to focus on this amazing innovation you created, and... 98 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,733 Well, uh, elon musk, he has innovation. 99 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,239 - Next. - Let's take the future technology 100 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,821 and make it available for the consumer today. 101 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,248 Apple. Smart and affordable. Next. 102 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,625 - What do you got? - Bye-bye. 103 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:11,170 "Johnson jetpacks. Making the future fun again." 104 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,846 What did you say? 105 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,394 "Making the future fun again.” 106 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,223 Well, Mr. Johnson, we're a quarter of the way into the 21st century, 107 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:25,730 but the future isn't nearly as cool or wild as we dreamed. 108 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,402 Until today. 109 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,323 By making the future fun, we open the world's imagination. 110 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,470 - I mean, look at this thing. - No, I... 111 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,904 It is a beauty! 112 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,598 This isn't just a jetpack that you created. 113 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,829 It's like a... it's like, uh... 114 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,202 - A vibrator for the mind. - Yes! 115 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,874 It's like a vibrator for your mind. 116 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,814 And what does the world need more than vibration right now? 117 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,703 Nothing. The world needs vibration. 118 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:49,542 So why don't you get over here, just strap on, ride hard, 119 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:53,675 and blast off in a Johnson jetpack? 120 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,557 Tomorrow... 121 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,884 Is today. 122 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,055 Idiots... 123 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,186 You're saying it's like sex? 124 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,317 Riding them hard and wet? Tomorrow is today? 125 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,740 Is that what you're telling me? 126 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,818 I just wanna apologize, that was... 127 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,324 It's genius! It's brilliant! 128 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,810 Where were you hiding this guy? You got a Don draper on your team. 129 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,042 And you, vibrations. Genius, genius. 130 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,711 Why do you act so stupid? And who are you? 131 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,629 Uh, my name's Tom. 132 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:29,877 - Tom. - Tom, 133 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,254 you're gonna be the new face of the Johnson jetpack. 134 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,802 Now put that helmet on. Let me see you in that jetpack. 135 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,133 - Good, good. - Uh... 136 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,809 - Model that baby. - Uh, okay. 137 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,102 Oh, I like it. 138 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,555 I think it's... I think it's on, man. 139 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,770 I think it's on. Get this off of me. 140 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,856 Oh... shit. 141 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,781 You pushed the wrong button. 142 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,734 I told you this was stupid. 143 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,996 Excellent! Watch your head. 144 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,323 Stop! 145 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,452 Man, that thing's way faster than I thought it would be. 146 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,879 Oh! That's gotta hurt. 147 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,673 Oh, my gosh! 148 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,297 What's he doing? 149 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,673 Oh. Good thing he's wearing a helmet. 150 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,896 Fuck you, Ricky! 151 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,939 Look out! 152 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:35,859 Hmm. 153 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,067 Okay. The finishing touches. 154 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,908 - All right. - Don't do too much of that stuff. 155 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,832 - Okay. - Okay. Just a little. 156 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,082 Why is this mascara so clumpy? 157 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,254 Did it expire? Does mascara expire? 158 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:54,208 I don't know. Honestly, I don't really care what I look like. 159 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,133 It's not like I'm trying to get picked up. 160 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,303 Yeah, because that would be a nightmare. 161 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,426 Men are a pointless distraction. 162 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,429 That's kind of the point, babe. 163 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:08,935 Speaking of distractions, I sent Molly out for the night. 164 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,357 Thank god. She's a roommate from hell. 165 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,047 I don't know. I think that I have enough on. 166 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,187 Is this... am I good? Do I look... 167 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,987 You look beautiful. 168 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,742 Honestly, I just really need this to work. 169 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,252 It's going to be great. 170 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,955 It's gonna be a hit. 171 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:37,383 Those bitches have never looked better. 172 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,711 - Do you really mean that? - Yes, I do. 173 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,046 Okay. 174 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,388 Well, let's go kill it. 175 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,061 Yeah, let's go kill it. 176 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,891 And we have miss kesha rockefeller Jones. 177 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,067 She will go "boom, boom" in your room 178 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:59,148 in a custom jumpsuit made of authentic Jersey polyester. 179 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:08,741 Is that my boxed wine? Someone's gonna have to pay for that. 180 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,542 Molly? What are you doing here? 181 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,371 Tonight is my doggy fashion show. 182 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,251 I thought you were joking. 183 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,082 Uh, okay. 184 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,045 So, Laura, why don't you get our next doggy model ready? 185 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,302 And, Molly, why don't you go to your room? 186 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,304 Now. We can... Kind of little busy here. 187 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,727 I brought Laura a friend. 188 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,890 Because everyone knows that she could use a good fuck. 189 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:37,773 Okay. That's enough. Just... go to your room. 190 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,195 This one's for you. 191 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:42,695 - Meet Mateo. - I'm Matias. He's Mateo. 192 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,035 Mateo. Ma-tat-o. Who gives a fuck? 193 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,615 He's hot and horny, 194 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,873 and he has hasn't shot a load in over two weeks. 195 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,421 Get ready because his dick's gonna be like a McDonald's milkshake machine. 196 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,837 Okay. Isn't she a riot? 197 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,799 Okay. Can you please just leave? 198 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,178 Yeah. 199 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,805 Fine. 200 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,057 I was gonna share, but since you're being so rude, 201 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,264 I won't. Come on. 202 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,851 Where were we? 203 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,107 Are you sure these people are real buyers? 204 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,948 Yes. I found them online. They had great reviews. 205 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,405 Huh. Who's the charmer? 206 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,708 He's a pet core representative. Employee of the month. 207 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:39,131 - And the cat lady? - Uh, she's the owner of feline's behinds. 208 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:43,376 - And... Judas? - Uh, he just showed up. 209 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,342 Oh, okay. 210 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,077 - Laura, why don't you get... - This isn't happening, 211 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,262 - this isn't happening. - Our next doggie model? 212 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:02,028 Yeah, that's my boy, whoo-hoo! 213 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:08,655 Fuck, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, daddy, hit the spot! 214 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,577 Oh, fuck! 215 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,265 Oh, yeah! 216 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,828 Oh, fuck! 217 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,454 Oh, fuck, daddy! Keep going. 218 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,331 Keep going. Oh, yeah! 219 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,708 Oh, fuck. Slap that ass! Slap it! 220 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,960 Fuck, yeah. 221 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,293 Oh, yeah. 222 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,468 Oh, yeah! 223 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,468 - This house needs an exorcism. - Oh! Oh, yeah! 224 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,266 Uh, okay. Look, look, um, just wait. 225 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,140 The... the... tuxedo. Tuxedo. 226 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:39,349 You haven't seen anything yet. This is the grand finale. 227 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:43,778 What kind of bridal party would it be if your little furry friends, 228 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,198 furry friends couldn't walk down the aisle with them? 229 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:53,406 You'll say "I do" to the exquisite designs of doggie style. 230 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,167 Look, I'm just the cashier for pet core. 231 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,469 I think I responded to the wrong ad. Sorry. 232 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,047 Um, do these come in human sizes”? 233 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,634 Um, also I need to pee, where's your litter box? Meow. 234 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:18,938 Uh, where did you find these morons? 235 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,109 Who's next? 236 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,690 - This was an awful idea. - Hey, no, no, no, no. 237 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,401 We will come up with a plan, okay? 238 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,492 Speaking of plans, either of you have a plan b pill? 239 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,495 Mr. Argentina forgot to pull out. 240 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:46,170 Okay, look, you lazy, selfish, irresponsible nympho alcoholic. 241 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,251 I am not lazy. 242 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,132 And you look awfully tense. Wanna fuck? 243 00:14:56,187 --> 00:15:00,556 Our roommate is going through a very difficult time right now. 244 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,643 I think that some words of encouragement would be very much appreciated. 245 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,229 Sure. Rent's due tomorrow. 246 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,651 I'm gonna kill her in her sleep. 247 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,825 Hey. 248 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,166 Let's have a drink, babe. 249 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,710 We'll get it next time. 250 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:24,878 Next time. 251 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,874 Jj 252 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,712 Gold. Something gold. 253 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,343 Gold, uh... gold, um... 254 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,846 Gold ideas... gold idea... 255 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,646 Here's your order. 256 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,901 Hey, uh, are you guys hiring? 257 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,108 I've never worked in a food truck before. 258 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,818 Benny... Benny and the jetpacks, yup. 259 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,824 That's a good one. That's a good... that... 260 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,405 We can put some good music to that. 261 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,333 - You want an application? - I'd... yeah. Sure. Okay. 262 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,751 Thank you. 263 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,119 Oh, lady, and take one of these. It'll help you chill out. 264 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,550 Thanks. I guess. 265 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,420 Hey, do you have a pen? 266 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,598 Excuse me, do you have a pen? 267 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,928 Nobody has a pen. Great. 268 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,479 I have a pen if you... 269 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,648 Don't mind red. 270 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,726 I love red. 271 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,811 - Thanks. - Uh, here. 272 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,113 - Is this lingerie? - No, I got it. Don't... 273 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,235 Don't worry about it. 274 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,443 - They're tutus. - Tutus for dogs. Wow. 275 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,537 I'm a designer. 276 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,203 - Really? - Yeah. 277 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,914 That's pretty, uh... 278 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,366 - Kind of stupid. - Brilliant. 279 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,290 - You really think so? - Yeah. Yeah. 280 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,622 I mean, can I buy one from you? 281 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,048 Do you have a dog? 282 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,841 I don't... No, I don't have a dog. 283 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,466 Yeah, I'd probably fit it around one of my legs. 284 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,593 That is the first time I've smiled in over a week. 285 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,599 Well, you have a nice smile. 286 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,477 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you do. 287 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,898 No one wants to buy any of my designs. 288 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,405 Well, I mean, I... I work in advertising. 289 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,983 I can help you come up with some new stuff maybe and... 290 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,693 Over dinner or, uh... 291 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,577 Okay. But it... As long as it's not a date. 292 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,125 What, you got something against... 293 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,452 - Against dating dudes? - No. 294 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,788 I just told myself I'm not gonna date anybody 295 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,123 until I make my first business transaction. 296 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,379 Oh, well, then we... We gotta get on this. 297 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,755 - Yeah. - Time's wasting. 298 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,554 Poodle skirts. 299 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,260 Poodle skirts for poodles. 300 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,847 - Okay, you got some good ideas. - Right? Rottweilers in leather. 301 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,342 Leather jackets around their butts. 302 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,322 It was electric from the day we met. 303 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,149 Thanks to everyone for coming 304 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,532 and spending some time with us before the big day. 305 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:05,285 We're really looking forward to the trip with both families. 306 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,866 I've never been happier. 307 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,536 Thank you so much for saying yes, Laura. 308 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,838 Of course. That was beautiful. 309 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,959 That was beautiful. Thank you so much. 310 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,465 Hey, did everybody get enough to eat? 311 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,556 - Oh, yeah. - It was good. 312 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,951 - I could use... - It was good. Thank you. 313 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,619 - Another one of these. - You guys are adorable. 314 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,975 I'm so happy to be joining your family, 315 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,290 Mr. and Mrs. rothstein. 316 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,020 Always a pleasure. 317 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,847 - Ahem. - I'm sorry. It's jetlag. 318 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,356 Oh, what's the matter, Lance? 319 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,112 Nothing. I'm really happy for you two. 320 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,567 But can I ask? 321 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,323 Why do we all have to fly down 322 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,406 to this Caribbean hellhole for these nuptials? 323 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,456 Why not have them at home? Why not Canada? 324 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,000 Lance, you're not even Canadian. 325 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,668 Lance, what's wrong with you? 326 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,029 - Don't you know where you're from? - Ricky, please shut up. 327 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,089 Oh, you hadn't heard? 328 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,761 I'm an orphan. 329 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,008 Oh, here we go. 330 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,839 I didn't know you were adopted. 331 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,595 Oh, that's true. I'm an orphan. 332 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,678 All I ever really wanted was to be taken in... 333 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,751 By a kind family and then finally... 334 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,002 Manfred? Manfred... 335 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,563 These loving parents came along and adopted me 336 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,986 because they couldn't have children on their own. 337 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,188 It's. It's true. 338 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,733 Until they did have a real kid, right? 339 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,692 They were finally able to conceive 340 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,747 and they had the miracle biological child, the golden girl, 341 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,576 and she just kind of, I don't know, just took up all the love 342 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,834 and old Lance just kind of got lost in the shuffle. 343 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,250 - The hell am I missing here? - My life. 344 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,257 - Well, that's nice. - Okay. Well... 345 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,179 You sound successful. 346 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:48,680 - Wow. It's so soft. - Sherry, manfred, Lexi, thank you. 347 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:53,640 And to your son, Tom, I'd just like to say, uh, 348 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:58,319 son, if you break her heart, I'll kill you. 349 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,578 That's a joke. It's just a joke. 350 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,577 Good speech. 351 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,578 - He's joking, he's joking. It's a joke. - It's such a funny joke. 352 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,644 Hi, super cute couple. 353 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,599 Can I offer you a pre-wedding trip beverage? 354 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,024 Actually, I had a question. 355 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,772 Um, when I was coming onto the plane, 356 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,821 somebody was telling me about, um, a club mile high, 357 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,523 and I was wondering if... 358 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,952 Um, is that like a credit card thing where you have to sign up or do you, um... 359 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:52,156 Do you get extra miles from that? Is it... 360 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,213 Rude... rude people on this plane... Hey, baby, hey. 361 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,632 - What happened? - Nothing... 362 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,300 I'm just checking. Are you... you okay? 363 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,220 You... you seem like you were just like zoned out. 364 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,470 Not... not really, no. 365 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,892 Yeah, what's... what's going on? 366 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,846 - I just feel anxious and I... - Oh, the flight? 367 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,430 No, it's just the wedding. 368 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,390 I just wanna make sure everybody has fun. 369 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,942 I just want this to be great. 370 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,987 Babe, it's gonna be fantastic. We prepped... 371 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,813 - Okay. - The shit out of this wedding. 372 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,553 Okay. Just keep telling me that. I need to hear it. 373 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,305 We prepped the shit out of this wedding. Say it with me. 374 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,681 - We prepped the shit... - Prepped the shit 375 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,036 out of this wedding, yeah. 376 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,283 - Okay. - Yeah, we're good. 377 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,910 Okay. Thanks, babe. I feel better. 378 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,812 - Great. Now just... - I feel... I'm just gonna try to sleep. 379 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,078 - Great. Just relax and... - Okay. 380 00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,218 Do you wanna move over one? 381 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,805 No, I really like the middle seat. 382 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,642 Okay. I need you to take your hand off my leg. 383 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,522 - That's your leg? - Yes. 384 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,853 Do you moisturize it? 385 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,689 I need you to remove your hand, 386 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:10,322 or I'm going to show you why my favorite movie is rocky! 387 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,198 Jesus. 388 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,496 Hey. 389 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,571 It's just turbulence. 390 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,322 Ricky doesn't care. 391 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,629 Oh, shit, you broke my nose! 392 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,047 Damn it. 393 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,195 Ladies and gentlemen, due to severe weather, 394 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,631 we're being rerouted to the island of Jamaica. 395 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,758 Cabin crew, prepare for landing. 396 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,731 Babe... 397 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:26,606 - Yeah. - Yeah. Uh... put your seatbelt on. 398 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,697 - We're here? - We're close. 399 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,525 Okay. Okay. 400 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:39,895 Until further notice, 401 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,411 all flights to the Bahamas are cancelled due to severe weather. 402 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,838 We're supposed to be getting married in four days. 403 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,862 Babe, it's gonna be fine, okay? We're gonna get... 404 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,071 How are we gonna find a resort? 405 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,449 I'm... I'll... I'll take care of it. It's just gonna be a minor hurdle. 406 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,509 - There's no way. - I think this is very exciting. 407 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,181 Yeah. And pretty scary, eh? 408 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,179 Representative, please. 409 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,683 Your call is very important to us. Please... 410 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,627 - Get our flights figured out. - No, no... it's gonna be okay. 411 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,629 It's gonna be great. Okay? And I'm gonna get a hotel for us, 412 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,922 and we're gonna... I'm gonna find... 413 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,652 I didn't pack... 414 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,119 - Yeah, mon. - No seeds and stems, all right? 415 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,571 No guarantees, mon. 416 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:21,203 Come on, dude, hook me up, hook me up. 417 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,659 J in the government yard in trenchtown j 418 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,540 oh, what happened to your nose? 419 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:32,547 Hey, mon! Welcome to my island. 420 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,755 I am a rasta man, a native of Jamaica. 421 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,535 I'm sorry, could you just give us... Give us one second, sorry. 422 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,971 You like the weed? You like them girls? 423 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,644 No, we... we just had an emergency land here, 424 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,250 we're trying to look for a hotel for my family. 425 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:47,983 - So, can you just like... - Yeah, mon. This is fit, my friend. 426 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:51,528 Real talk, uh, my name is ira Goldstein, I'm actually from long island. 427 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,230 I work for a hotel in negril, 428 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,237 and I can get you guys a great deal, five-star resort. 429 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,288 - We're talking beautiful pools... - Yeah. 430 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,367 - Hot tubs, luxurious rooms. - Wow. 431 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,519 - Yeah. Yeah? - Hot tub, pool? 432 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,034 Okay. Yeah, yeah. You guys... you guys do weddings? 433 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:08,747 We do it all, mon, all inclusive. 434 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,816 What? 435 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:40,277 Nothing, mon. You look good, is all. Real good, mon. 436 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,452 Oh, I'm sorry, uh, I'm not... 437 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:48,331 Oh, I'm not into you in that way, uh, I'm not gay or anything. 438 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,358 Not... not that I have any problem with anybody who is gay. 439 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,748 It's just I tried it out once before I got married, 440 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,755 and it just really wasn't for me, you know what I mean? 441 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,883 Me and my wife lakesha, mon, we're gonna open up 442 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:02,466 the most beautiful dry cleaner right here in negril. 443 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,052 See, so it's sort of a family business, mon. 444 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,854 We're gonna call it Jamaican ass do your laundry. 445 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:11,684 We do all your dirty laundry. Yeah, mon. 446 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:25,615 Welcome to hedonism il, where all your dreams come true. 447 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,624 Winston, I need you to take over, I got to take a poop. 448 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:33,956 Welcome, friends. 449 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,758 I'm glad you made it safely through the storm. 450 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,005 My name is Winston and... 451 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,928 We... we've had a very long day. 452 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,505 Ira said our rooms would be ready. 453 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,725 Sorry, we're just really tired, eh. 454 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,428 - And a little emotional. - Where's the bar? 455 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,235 - Papa? - Hmm? 456 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:07,414 Our daughter is only getting married once... I hope. 457 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,538 And if you wanna sit back, relax, and massage those toes, 458 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,789 you deserve it. 459 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,294 No, no, no. We deserve it, mama. 460 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:19,172 Should I slip into something more comfortable? 461 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:21,504 Ooh, I like that idea. 462 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,509 This was my mama's muumuul. 463 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,682 I always liked your mama, eh? 464 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,602 I'll be back. 465 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,280 Not bad. 466 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,781 Not bad at all. 467 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,207 Hmm. 468 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,497 Ooh, jackpot. 469 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,919 Hey, blondie, where you going? 470 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,811 I'm going back to my room. What are you doing? 471 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,300 Can I join you? 472 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,847 Sure. 473 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,346 - Are you sure? - Why not? 474 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:11,600 - Me? Really? - Yeah. 475 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,021 - Let's go. - Okay. 476 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,815 - Are you sure? - Are you gonna take good care of me? 477 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:17,985 I mean, this isn't a prank, is it? 478 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,825 Baby, I am the luckiest guy in the world. 479 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:28,905 Tell me about it. Maybe we should just stay here for the rest of vacation. 480 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,739 So down. 481 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,746 Hey, look, I know that this, you know, isn't what we planned, 482 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:36,232 and I know the past few days have been an emotional rollercoaster, 483 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,256 to say the least. 484 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:40,583 But I promise you, you're gonna have the wedding of your dreams, okay? 485 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,838 - You do? - Yeah. 486 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,730 I have a really good feeling about this place. 487 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:49,387 Okay. I know it's not what we planned, but... 488 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:50,968 I trust you. 489 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,226 - I love you. - I love you, 490 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:58,184 - Mr. mcgursky-Fairfax rothstein. - Oh, no, no, no. 491 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,735 It's Mr. Fairfax rothstein-mcgursky if we're gonna do that. 492 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,029 Oh, well, looks like you have some convincing to do. 493 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,902 I don't think so. Okay. 494 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,985 Jj 495 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:29,548 This is where you'll be married... 496 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,469 On your very special day. 497 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,053 What do you think? 498 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,769 We love it. 499 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,690 Wonderful. 500 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,234 Look at these trees! 501 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,535 This place is paradise! 502 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,990 - You all right there, papa? - Right behind you, mama. 503 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,167 Exactly where I like you. 504 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,835 I trained you well. 505 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,958 - Oh, oh! - What is it? What is it? 506 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,999 Do you know what that is? 507 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,050 - What is it? - If I'm right, 508 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,129 the girls at simonson's portage trail nature club 509 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,679 are gonna be green with envy. 510 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,678 I think that's a lesser antilles bullfinch. 511 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,760 - The less... the lesser? - The lesser. 512 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,096 The only species of bird 513 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:20,774 where the female eats her mate after she copulates. 514 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,770 - Oh. - What's that? 515 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,027 Yes. 516 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:36,581 Oh, oh, you okay? - Yes! 517 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,660 Oh, bird spunk! 518 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,711 Nice. 519 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:42,958 A souvenir! 520 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,460 Oh, yeah. 521 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,712 Betty Jean Davidson can't top that. 522 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,803 All right. Close your eyes, keep them closed. 523 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,135 You're... you're... Don't ruin the surprise. 524 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,538 All right. Here we go. All right. Open your mouth, give me... 525 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,562 Give me a little tongue. 526 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,418 And, okay, what do you... What do you think of that one? 527 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,978 - So good. - Right? 528 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,184 - So good. - Yeah. 529 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,609 - So, now... - That's the one. 530 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,466 No, no, no, you gotta try more, you gotta try them all. 531 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,026 - Oh, my gosh. - All right. 532 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,992 All right. What do you think of that one? Oh. 533 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,160 Okay. 534 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:17,159 That one's really good, too. Did you try that one? 535 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:19,502 What? 536 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:32,633 I think... I think it's a Caribbean thing. 537 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,424 Yeah. It's the... 538 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,885 Probably the only person like that we're gonna see. 539 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,436 She probably... She's a native, I think. 540 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:53,317 Okay. Okay. 541 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,575 Mr. manfred, sir. How you doing, mon? 542 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:57,745 Bloody Mary, please. 543 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:01,417 Look, I know you're a very busy man, you're here on vacation with your family, 544 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:05,212 but I would love to schedule some time to talk about my business proposal. 545 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,664 Open up the dry cleaning here on the island. 546 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:10,717 Get this, one-hour dry cleaning. 547 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:13,090 Well, hello, handsome. 548 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,797 Sorry, I'm, uh, I'm actually married, I don't swing. 549 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:19,476 - I love me a silver fox. - We'll talk, Mr. manfred. 550 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,303 What's your name? 551 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:24,078 What's a silver fox? I'm sorry, do we know each other? 552 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:43,374 - Hi, darling. - Hi, ladies. 553 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:50,249 You know, it's been years since I've had a professional massage. 554 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:55,762 Not quite sure how I feel about another man's hands running all over my body. 555 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:59,842 I think papa would prefer it if I had a lady. 556 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,426 Where's the fun in that? 557 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:04,763 Uh, when's the last time your husband gave you a proper massage? 558 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,223 You know, you're right. 559 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:09,105 Papa usually just likes to get right to it. 560 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,154 Last time your father used his mouth for anything other than... 561 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,676 - Mom, come on. - Yes, dear, you're right. 562 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,032 - That's too much information. - No! Too much. Uh-uh. 563 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,305 I'm sorry. Yes, you're right. You're right. 564 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,535 - No. - I apologize. I don't... 565 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,705 I just hope that my masseur has, like, strong hands, you know. 566 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:01,741 Hello. Are you ladies ready? 567 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:05,661 Oh... oh. 568 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,418 Take that off. Take that ring off. 569 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,418 Oh, my god, yes. 570 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,749 Uh-huh. 571 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,208 Mmm... 572 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,224 Uh-huh. 573 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,522 Mm-hm. 574 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,567 That's great. Yeah. 575 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,860 Mmm... 576 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,236 You know, my family's here. 577 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,283 I didn't realize how stressful it was gonna be. 578 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:45,239 Family is just so boring, you know. 579 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,791 Why bring family? You should choose your friends. 580 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:53,087 And I tell you what, I can be your little friend. 581 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:57,321 You know, actually, I'm really excited, though, 582 00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:00,337 I can't wait to move on with Tom. 583 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:03,139 I mean, I'm in it for life. I'm excited. 584 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,636 I can't wait, either. 585 00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:08,516 You see, uh, sometimes the unexpected detours in life 586 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:13,021 make the greatest adventure. 587 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:15,314 That's a little low, sir. 588 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:18,818 You were booked for the full package. 589 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:21,024 - I'm getting married. - I know. 590 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,950 Congratulations. 591 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:29,495 This is not what I meant by full package! 592 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,668 I'm sorry for the bad touch! 593 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,129 Well, that got weird quick. 594 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,706 I know, right? 595 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:37,945 - Get out! - Okay. 596 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,426 Nobody touches the honey pot but papa bear! 597 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,049 That is one crazy white woman. 598 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,974 Ah, just what the doctor ordered. What are you looking at? 599 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:48,518 - Yes, yes, yes. - Mom? 600 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:51,062 Oh, my god, what kind of a resort is this? 601 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,390 I don't know, but I love it. 602 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:56,648 Hey, where's the ocean? That's what I'm talking about. 603 00:35:56,738 --> 00:36:00,401 Yay, get a little pina colada. Pursue pleasure, indeed. 604 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,857 A swingers resort, Tom? 605 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,691 There is no way this is gonna work. 606 00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:07,154 We don't have food, flowers, the little doily things for the table. 607 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,268 Did you see that guy? He was like a dick with teeth! 608 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,284 So, is this what's it like in your big American cities, then? 609 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:13,664 No, it's Jamaica, man. 610 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,211 Fortunately, I'm not a prude, 611 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,058 because everything around here is having sex, 612 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,340 especially the birds. 613 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:23,011 Well, this place is paradise! 614 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,635 Lance, my boy. How was your trip in, son? 615 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:26,885 Pretty good. Pretty good. 616 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,182 - Hi, Lance. - Hi, mom. 617 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:32,137 - Oh, where are we? - This is the... 618 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:35,645 I'm sorry, I'm just a little confused. Why is everybody so upset? 619 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,896 I mean, what's going on? I mean, how happy are we 620 00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:40,603 that we're not up in manitoba for this wedding, right? 621 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,993 I'm getting married at a swingers resort. 622 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,082 A swingers resort, like a nudist colony? 623 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,909 What... are you kidding me? 624 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:57,666 All right, this all goes back to Tom. This is Tom's fault. 625 00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:00,965 This is a nudist colony? You're sick, buddy! 626 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:05,011 All right. Everybody just calm down, let's figure out a plan b. 627 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,222 - Yup. - Hi, there. 628 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:13,177 I'm Lance, are you the manager of this place? 629 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:16,640 Absolutely. Make yourself comfortable, take your jacket off. 630 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,726 Okay, thank you. 631 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,811 Thanks. 632 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,508 Hey, while you're at it, go ahead and take your pants off, too. 633 00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:25,069 - I'm sorry? - If you want. 634 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,572 My pants? 635 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,323 Well, I'm okay, thanks. 636 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,657 How can I help you, Larry? 637 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,333 It's Lance, but that's okay. 638 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,287 - Well, I wanted to lodge a com... - Oh, you like that? 639 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,463 It's my ex-wife, former guest. 640 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:41,915 I wanted to lodge a complaint. 641 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,625 Ooh... 642 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,468 You had me worried for a second. 643 00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:49,423 I have a lot of guests come in here wanting to lodge something, 644 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:50,723 usually not complaints. 645 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:58,849 Upper management, at a beautiful adult swingers resort. 646 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,149 And for the life of me, 647 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:04,320 I cannot walk out those office doors without a top or bottom. 648 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,318 Can I help you, Larry? 649 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:11,119 Well, uh, first of all, this is a topnotch resort, so congratulations to you. 650 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,309 Um, I was just... had a question about the activities. 651 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:17,076 There's zip line, paragliding, bungee jumping. 652 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:21,254 All nude. Those are all totally nude activities you've mentioned. 653 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:23,172 That's true. 654 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:26,797 Actually, the bungee jump is closed due to an incident last week. 655 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,597 A guy, older fellow... Late 70s, early 80s... jumps. 656 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:34,551 Old-timer's got incredible form, his head is at a safe distance, 657 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:39,185 but his balls extend just enough to tap the sand really hard. 658 00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:42,149 Put him in the hospital... 659 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,727 Died the next day. 660 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,609 I'm sorry to hear that. 661 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:50,112 Nothing related to the bungee jump. 662 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,194 My condolences. 663 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,682 I think I understand what's happening here. 664 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:55,992 Look, my sister is getting married this weekend, 665 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,665 albeit to a total putz, 666 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,868 but still, I wanna make sure it's special for her 667 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,874 and not a sex surge, do you understand? 668 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,956 Jj 669 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,092 I got to thank you for your concerns. 670 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:20,351 I'm taking baby steps to improving the staff tact around here, 671 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,726 you know what I mean? 672 00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,025 I think you do. 673 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,068 Here's what I'm gonna do for you, Vance. 674 00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:28,441 To make sure your stay is comfortable, 675 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:32,071 I'm gonna give you groupons to our best clothing optional classes. 676 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:34,868 Try to enjoy yourselves. Take it slow, too. 677 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,454 And that's my advice to you, Vince, that you do the same. 678 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:46,047 Oh, look, yoga class, look at that move. 679 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:48,045 Oh... 680 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:52,129 Well, no, that is nude yoga. She is flexible. 681 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:57,092 Jj 682 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,237 No, bill, can you hear me? 683 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,699 Sure you don't wanna come with us? 684 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:25,621 Look, I hate to have to say this, pal, but, uh, we're enemies now. 685 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,457 You ought to know something about me, Tom. 686 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:31,793 I have a certain set of skills. Do you know what krav maga is? 687 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,045 No. 688 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,802 See this, Tom? It's a fist. 689 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:40,681 And it might be small, delicate even, like a snowflake, 690 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:44,356 but it's not the size that matters. It's what you do with it. 691 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:49,027 If you so much as harm my baby sister in the slightest, 692 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:52,355 not even the splendid Canadian nationalized healthcare system 693 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,065 will be able to save you. 694 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,993 And by the way, that hat's fucking stupid. 695 00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,905 Lance, you should come, buddy. 696 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,164 We got a bunch of guys, no women, it's a perfect sausage-fest. 697 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:08,496 I like you, Rick, I do, but, uh, I got a meeting. 698 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:10,377 Lance, son. 699 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,834 That boy... 700 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:17,969 Won't swim, won't play hockey, always got an excuse. 701 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:36,486 This day has been so good. 702 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:38,818 You boys done got your sea legs, mon? 703 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,073 Yeah, mon. 704 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,200 - That's what I'm talking about. - Yeah. 705 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,707 Canadian beer, looks good... 706 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,750 Wow, but it's not. 707 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:53,584 Moose knuckle, that's funny. 708 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,010 Tom, mama says you designed this label. 709 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:57,337 Yeah, I did. 710 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,093 Wait, wait. You designed this label, Tom? 711 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,593 Mm-hmm. 712 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,676 - Oh, that's pretty cool, pal. - Thanks, dad. 713 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,476 Can I get you boys some weed? 714 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:08,102 Home grown, I call it the rasta Jew, man. 715 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,545 - That's what I call it, man. - No, I... 716 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:12,311 I'd end up on the front of that boat passed out. 717 00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:14,111 That's what happened to the captain. 718 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,439 That's why I'm driving the boat. 719 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,149 - Rasta Jew? - Yeah, man. 720 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,905 - I'm in. - Yeah, man. 721 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,734 Goddamn. 722 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,282 This is exactly what my old buns needed. 723 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,407 - Mine, too. - Oh, oh. 724 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:05,238 What do you all know about being old? 725 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:08,040 I have shoes older than the both of you. 726 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:11,540 - I have a present for you. - Georgia, where'd you get... 727 00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,963 - Nice. - You light that thing up. 728 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:18,919 Oh! Oh, it's been over 30 years since I've had a whiff of them, um... 729 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:22,050 Weed, grass, ganja, gateway drug, yeah. 730 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:25,675 You know, it seems like just yesterday 731 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:30,355 we were at kappa delta pi, doing jello shots off the swim team boys. 732 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:31,919 Honestly, we'd start with one up here 733 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,962 - and then you sort of work your way down. - Hey, Georgia? 734 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:37,353 Stop, that's my mother-in-law. 735 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,190 At the end of the semester, I had no gag reflex. 736 00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,366 That's the only thing I got out of college, too. 737 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,536 - Right? - Honey, I am sure that Sherry and I 738 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:49,207 both have done things we're not necessarily proud of in our past. 739 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:51,284 - I used to be a very dirty girl. - Mom, stop it. 740 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,940 - No. - Very. They used to call me mud pie. 741 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:53,964 Nol 742 00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:08,096 How you doing? You got anything, uh, 743 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:11,679 kind of healthy for somebody who's trying to get back into shape? 744 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:15,141 - I got that weed. - Okay. Thank you. 745 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:16,851 Looks great. Appreciate it. 746 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:17,981 I'll have one of those. 747 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:23,487 You know what? It's on me, there you go. 748 00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:25,614 It's all-inclusive. 749 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,536 Okay, well, second one's on me, too. 750 00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,739 Oh, you're such a gentleman. 751 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:31,290 Where I come from, I believe... 752 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,288 It's my theory that a woman such as yourself 753 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,836 should, you know, be treated like a lady. 754 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,039 Where are you from? 755 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:41,626 I'm from Canada by way of, uh, Mississippi. 756 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:45,254 How can you be Canadian from Mississippi? 757 00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:51,303 Well, it's... Uh, it's a little complicated, you know? 758 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,264 I know complicated. I was left at the altar. 759 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,895 I woke up yesterday and my fiancé was gone. 760 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:03,189 Uh... you were left at the altar? 761 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:06,905 I'd like to meet the son of a bitch, excuse my language, 762 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:08,406 that left you at the altar. 763 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:10,863 That was crazy enough to leave you at the altar 764 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,040 and teach him a thing or two about chivalry. 765 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,038 What, teach him... Teach him about some weed? 766 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,494 No, thanks. Not right now, hoss. 767 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:17,749 You know what? 768 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,377 Let's not even think about it, all right? 769 00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:22,083 Here's to new beginnings. 770 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:26,090 - Cheers. - Cheers. 771 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:29,049 Mango-carrot fusion. Here's to it. 772 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:33,352 J Jamaica is my home j 773 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:36,806 j oh, Jamaica is my home j 774 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:38,562 - get it? - Mm-hmm. 775 00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:41,110 - J Jamaica is my home j - That's a small fish. 776 00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:42,758 I know, I thought it would be a lot bigger. 777 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:45,194 Sounds like you've been enjoying yourself, mon. 778 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:46,740 Yeah, mon. 779 00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:48,943 You gotta get yourself 3 nice Jamaican woman 780 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:51,905 to make you some of that good jerk chicken, man. 781 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,910 Hey, anybody else wanna go out for a swim? 782 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:55,582 No, mon. Don't do it. 783 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:59,003 The water's beautiful. Why can't we jump in? 784 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:02,207 What happens at hedonism stays at hedonism. 785 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,883 But the sea, she remembers, man. 786 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,839 Few years back, some of the more adventurous guests 787 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:13,426 would have the hotel ferry them out right to this spot here. 788 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,887 They'd take the current all the way back in, 789 00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:17,688 screwing the whole way. 790 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,936 Called it riding the dolphin, man. 791 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,234 What the hell are you talking about? 792 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:26,273 That was before the real dolphins joined in. 793 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:30,701 Maybe it was the smell, all them juices percolating in the water. 794 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:35,407 First they followed them into the shore, almost like they was protecting them, mon. 795 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:42,293 Then one sunset, the dolphin jump up, knocked the man right off his woman. 796 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,344 Empty bikini washed up on shore, mon. 797 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:56,394 Ever since, no fucking in the lagoon. 798 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,142 And no swimming in this spot right here. 799 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,519 - I'm not going swimming. - I'm not going in. 800 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:06,529 I'm fucking with you guys. 801 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,950 Jj 802 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,370 Why does... 803 00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:27,129 Why do people always misinterpret who I actually am? 804 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:30,006 I don't get it. Everybody seems to like this guy. 805 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:33,305 I don't get it. I'm just... it's over. 806 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:35,553 Dolphins? 807 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,687 Sherry, Sherry, tell us some of your wild tales. 808 00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:41,376 All right, that's... That's it, stop. 809 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,018 I don't think we need to go there. Maybe just another time? 810 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,227 Chill out. 811 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:47,937 Chill out, babe, come on. 812 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,112 Oh. 813 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:55,737 You ladies mind if I join? 814 00:47:55,831 --> 00:47:56,946 Yeah... no. 815 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,702 No. No. Please. 816 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,200 Please. 817 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:14,176 Um, would you like, um, to... To suck... I mean, blow... 818 00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:17,975 Um, do... do you want some? 819 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:21,725 Ladies, ladies. 820 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:24,182 - I don't bite. - Really? 821 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,141 Unless you want me to. 822 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,362 - Fish up. - Pull, pull it in. 823 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:40,493 Got it. He's coming up. He's coming up. 824 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:42,979 - Pull it and get the hook, Tom. - He's coming up. He's coming up. 825 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,664 Get the gaff. 826 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,191 Get the hook. There we go. Keep coming. 827 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:47,500 You got him. You got him. 828 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:50,708 Coming up, coming up, he's coming up. 829 00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:52,589 Grab him, somebody grab him. 830 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,241 - Let me get a pole. - Here, hold... hold my pole. 831 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,534 - That's a bigger fish than you. - Look at that. 832 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,719 - Whoo. - Yeah, baby. Look at that, Tom! 833 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:01,139 Oh, he's in the water. 834 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:03,186 - He's in the water. - Oh, shit, man. 835 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,311 - He's dolphin meat, man. - Look, you got him. 836 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:14,065 Ah, dolphin! Dolphin! 837 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,744 - Oh, shit. I'll get him, mon. - You get him! It's your boat. 838 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:20,287 Dolphin! 839 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:26,119 Something got my leg! Something's touching my leg! 840 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,896 Ayo, weary traveler. 841 00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:56,941 You care for some dark Jamaican rum? 842 00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:59,493 Don't mind if I do. 843 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:01,696 I'll take a belt right out of the bottle. 844 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:02,870 Okay. Yeah. 845 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,540 Yeah, change my perspective a little. 846 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:10,458 - Yeah. - It's good. That's good. 847 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:20,635 I'm Lance. What do you go by? 848 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:23,976 Island man. 849 00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:25,553 Ain't got no name. 850 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:28,640 You got this crafty boat here. 851 00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:32,147 Obviously. You can't be no island man if you don't have a ship. 852 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:38,616 Oh. Oh, I am still thinking about that incredible massage. 853 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:42,866 Oh... me too. 854 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:45,118 Oh, the face he did. 855 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:50,081 Can't remember the last time manfred took me dancing. 856 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:53,414 Wow. Wow. 857 00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:57,422 Wow. Oh, try this, Georgia. It's really fun! 858 00:50:57,513 --> 00:51:00,880 You're like a cross between a unicorn and a stork. 859 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,591 - A stork. - Georgia. 860 00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:05,267 Oh, oh, oh... 861 00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:06,414 - There you go. - Are you okay? 862 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:07,791 Oh, yeah. Something just popped out. 863 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:09,000 - Are you sure? - No, it just popped out. 864 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,514 - What's the matter? - I don't know. 865 00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:13,225 Then they eventually had their own child, 866 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,063 you know, their real kid. Their biological child. 867 00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:20,069 And then they tried to get rid of you? 868 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:24,403 No. She never made me feel less than, she made me feel like her real brother. 869 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,659 And you know what I did? I acted like a jerk. 870 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,866 I didn't even protect her the way I should have. 871 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,540 So like you were the one abandoning them? 872 00:51:33,549 --> 00:51:35,005 All right, look. 873 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,258 Let's go and find your destiny. 874 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:40,552 Oh, right now? 875 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:41,845 All right. Let's do it. 876 00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:45,845 I'll have another old swig of that rum. 877 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,676 Go ahead, son. 878 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:49,636 Tell your tale to the ocean. 879 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:52,815 They really never stopped loving me. 880 00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:54,437 It was more just me. 881 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:58,237 It was what was going on inside of me, and I was just insecure of it. 882 00:51:58,324 --> 00:52:01,361 I mean, I never even did this with my old man. 883 00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:03,989 All right. I'll be your Poppy. 884 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:07,617 Should I be nervous? I can't quite see the bottom here, Poppy. 885 00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:13,414 Gentlemen, I hope you had a great day at sea. 886 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,585 - You ready for a party? - I need to go to bed. 887 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,248 I think I got way too much sun today. 888 00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,263 What the hell are you talking about, Tom? 889 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,064 I've been waiting this whole darn time to get into some nasty trouble. 890 00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:23,462 All right. Fine. One drink. 891 00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:56,669 Let's take some shots and get fucked up. 892 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,932 Welcome to the par-Ty. 893 00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:50,842 Jj 894 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:39,064 I think I've died and gone to heaven. 895 00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:41,107 Oh! What have you done to yourself? 896 00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:42,731 I don't know, I pulled something. 897 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,716 - Oh, god. - Oh, and how did you pull that, miss? 898 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:47,277 Well, it's either dancing or looking at that beautiful man. 899 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:49,574 Classic mud pie. 900 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,598 Mud pie and cotton candy are like Thelma and Louise. 901 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,704 Most beautiful bride, well, this is my stop. 902 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:54,871 Goodnight, ladies. 903 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:58,121 - That was fun. - That was fun. 904 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:03,084 Your father and I are so happy for you. 905 00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:06,253 Of course, we were very worried about you for a while. 906 00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:07,755 I know. 907 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,462 You know, I'm so excited, too. 908 00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:14,800 He really is the man of my dreams. 909 00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:16,556 Your father's the man of my... 910 00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:22,808 Mom? 911 00:55:22,903 --> 00:55:25,440 Did you... Did you fall asleep with... 912 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:27,772 - I'm right here. I'm right here. - Your eyes open? 913 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:30,482 - Again? - I'm right here. 914 00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:32,735 I'm worried about you. 915 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:35,412 It looked like you fell asleep with your eyes open. Mom? 916 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:36,739 Are you okay? 917 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:38,620 I'll just... 918 00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,424 Tits, tits, tits... 919 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:57,430 Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits... 920 00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,978 Sweet... tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits 921 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:00,895 swweeeetttt 922 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:03,086 I can't stand these goddamn tourists. 923 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,566 Did you hear...? 924 00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:06,268 No. What? 925 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,854 I heard one of them blew the other one... 926 00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:11,945 His fiancé is gonna be pissed! 927 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:15,782 Not as much as she will be during the wedding. 928 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:19,619 Yeah... if there's a wedding... haha. 929 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,229 Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits... 930 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,744 Nnnnn... dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks... 931 00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:27,548 Biniggggg... Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. Dicks... 932 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,426 I feel like shit. 933 00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:39,385 Oh, hey, sexy. 934 00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:42,729 You really went all out last night. 935 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,273 Shit. 936 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:49,069 Don't go. 937 00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:53,274 Jj 938 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:02,745 Ricky! 939 00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,872 Ricky! Ricky! 940 00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:10,583 Yo, get up, man. What the fuck happened last night? 941 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:13,669 Hey, hey, what happened? 942 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,675 - We took some pills. - We took some pills? 943 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:18,428 Yeah, I'm sorry. We got fucked up, had some bananas. 944 00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,258 Fuck! 945 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:21,474 What happened with the girl? 946 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:24,521 I woke up in her room and... 947 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,586 - Oh, shit. You fucked her. - No, I didn't fuck her, okay? 948 00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:28,100 - Nice. - No, that's not nice! 949 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:30,436 Oh, this is a bachelor party well done. 950 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:32,691 - No. - Yes. 951 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:35,320 Well, I had my pants on. I had my shoes on. And... 952 00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:36,991 Oh, that doesn't mean anything. 953 00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:38,740 This is all your fault. 954 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:43,497 Fuck! 955 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:45,041 It was a good night. 956 00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:47,210 Let's do it again. 957 00:57:48,674 --> 00:57:52,667 Remember, every man is an island 958 00:57:52,761 --> 00:57:55,719 trying to find his way home. 959 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,762 What did I drink? 960 00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:00,591 Time to go home. 961 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:05,888 Have faith, and always follow the current, 962 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:10,101 no matter how rough and tough the seas may be. 963 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:20,319 Now, go on and find your next adventure. 964 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:24,953 Ow! Where the hell am 1? I mean, was this guy real? 965 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:27,659 But not that direction. Lord god! 966 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:29,870 You're going the wrong way. 967 00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:32,047 Gosh, I'm so hung over. 968 00:58:32,134 --> 00:58:33,840 You were supposed to look after him, Ricky. 969 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,588 I did, I think. 970 00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:41,013 What did you guys do last night? 971 00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:43,467 We just passed out after the hot tub. 972 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:46,395 I would love to pass out in a hot tub with you. 973 00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:48,597 I would, I would, I would. 974 00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:51,058 Okay. For the last time, Ricky, 975 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:54,862 there is no scenario in which I will ever sleep with you. 976 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:58,361 Not even... not even if there was a nuclear holocaust 977 00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:00,238 and we were the last people left on earth. 978 00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:03,991 Not even if I thought it would cure cancer, ebola, and aids! 979 00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:07,870 Not even if it stopped people from voting republican. 980 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,397 I don't wanna get political with you. 981 00:59:09,421 --> 00:59:11,628 I just wanna have some sex with you on the beach. 982 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,751 Okay. Ignore them. 983 00:59:13,842 --> 00:59:16,083 What are we gonna do today? 984 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:20,763 Uh, I think we should probably just fall asleep on the beach and just... 985 00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:22,339 Hey, banana boy? 986 00:59:24,603 --> 00:59:25,934 I think he's talking about us. 987 00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:27,352 Yeah. I'm banana boy. 988 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:29,100 Deep throat! 989 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:32,394 Yep. That's me. 990 00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:36,632 - He's... he's talking to me. - He's talking to Rick. 991 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:38,817 This is one of Ricky's things. 992 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:41,150 - I'm sorry. - He's a banana... 993 00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:42,513 We... we should just get out of here 994 00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:44,744 - and go hiking around, or something. - Yeah. 995 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,116 - Bye, guys. - Love you, bro. 996 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:47,664 Bye. 997 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:54,371 So? That was strange. 998 00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:57,424 What exactly did you two get up to last night? 999 00:59:57,511 --> 01:00:00,969 We acted like true gentlemen last night, if you must know. 1000 01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:04,339 Okay. This was fun. 1001 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,641 - See you soon. - In hell. 1002 01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:07,843 Miss you already. 1003 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:12,014 Oh, hello. 1004 01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:15,693 We're here. The... the... oh, the... 1005 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:18,987 What she's trying to say is we are here to see the psychosexual kinesiologist, 1006 01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:21,781 who also happens to be a subdural neuromanipulator. 1007 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:24,530 She's actually a sex coach. 1008 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,533 Okay. Well, I just like to say subdural neurologist 1009 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,990 because it makes me feel smart. 1010 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,461 Could you go ahead and sign these first for me, please? 1011 01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:38,040 Oh, sure. Sure. 1012 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:41,548 Oh, oh, oh... 1013 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,174 I got it. 1014 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:44,425 Oh, you're all right. 1015 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,759 "Mindful sexuality." Uh-huh. 1016 01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:52,563 "Water work. Love your leather. 1017 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:58,895 How to dom your inner sub, candle play: Don't get burned." 1018 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:00,695 Sign me up for everything. 1019 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:03,990 Name. 1020 01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:05,442 What address? 1021 01:01:07,122 --> 01:01:08,783 All right. 1022 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,579 Uh, what's "safe word"? 1023 01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:29,140 Whoo. Oh, that's refreshing. 1024 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:33,937 Oh. Howard Freeman, upper management and dodc here at hedo il. 1025 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:37,266 I've been watching you very, very closely 1026 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,352 since your arrival here, and... 1027 01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:44,861 And I have to say, you really have a nice way about you. 1028 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,784 You're light on your feet, agile, 1029 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:51,409 and I notice when you walk into a room, just lights up. 1030 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:53,455 Thanks. 1031 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,784 You ever done any professional dancing? 1032 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:58,791 No, I... I did a high school, uh, sound of music. 1033 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:00,463 J the hills are alive I 1034 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,916 I bet you gave old plummer a run for his money, huh? 1035 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:05,923 Hey, speaking of plumbing, how are your pipes doing, Tom? 1036 01:02:06,014 --> 01:02:07,629 They're good. 1037 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:08,993 The dry-cleaning for your wedding, 1038 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:12,805 it's gonna be nothing short of perfection and gratis. 1039 01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:14,511 What's, uh, what's gratis? 1040 01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:17,222 That means on the house, Tommy boy. 1041 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:19,729 I'll see you at the wedding. 1042 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,067 Who the hell was that? 1043 01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:31,236 Hi. 1044 01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:36,787 This is a double, right? 1045 01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,743 - Lance, Lance. - Oh, hi. 1046 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:40,794 Okay. So, something is going on. 1047 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:41,943 - The boys were acting... - Yeah. 1048 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,444 So weird at breakfast this morning. 1049 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:46,926 - Super suspicious. - Something's going on. 1050 01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:51,507 Something very, very odd is happening around here. 1051 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:54,343 People were walking past and they were shouting things like, 1052 01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:57,099 "oh, banana blowjob, cock cowboy," and "deep throat." 1053 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:59,101 And I think... 1054 01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:03,060 Ricky gave Tom a blowjob last night. 1055 01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:08,156 Uh... okay. 1056 01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:10,950 Well, that's absolutely gonna devastate Laura. 1057 01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:14,074 But nobody wants to listen to old Lance. No. 1058 01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:16,907 No one wants to listen to Lance. 1059 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,993 I've had an idea. All right. 1060 01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:21,043 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna fix this. 1061 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:23,234 I'm gonna figure it out. And then I'm gonna come find you, okay? 1062 01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,258 - Okay. - Okay? 1063 01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:25,627 Okay. Just call me in my room. 1064 01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:29,044 So, you wanna go check out the nude pool? 1065 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:32,217 Ah, there's a nude pool. 1066 01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:37,435 Strange winds are blowing around here. 1067 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:47,528 A perfect orgasm 1068 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:52,450 is a confluence of all five senses: 1069 01:03:53,455 --> 01:03:54,991 Touch... 1070 01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,157 Taste... 1071 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:06,877 Smell... 1072 01:04:08,219 --> 01:04:09,880 Sound... 1073 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:12,550 And sight. 1074 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:20,395 And unroll to reveal your tools. 1075 01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:24,566 We will focus on one sense at a time. 1076 01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:27,689 Placing all of your tools... 1077 01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:38,493 Let your hands and your bodies express your sensations. 1078 01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:51,756 Gentlemen. 1079 01:04:51,846 --> 01:04:54,383 We are ready for you to enter us. 1080 01:04:55,809 --> 01:05:00,348 You can do this. Yeah! Yeah, you can. 1081 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,896 No, no, stop it. 1082 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:05,974 All right. Come on. 1083 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:10,277 God, I'm a good friend. 1084 01:05:28,049 --> 01:05:29,710 Hey, Mr. Ricky. 1085 01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:35,174 Do you wanna order a cold drink for a thirsty girl? 1086 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:38,507 Yeah, I do. A lot of tits and ass everywhere. 1087 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,051 Hey, Ricky! 1088 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:44,221 Whoa! 1089 01:05:45,692 --> 01:05:48,775 I knew you come around for some of that Ricky dick. 1090 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:52,446 Let's go make a Ricky flick. Come on. 1091 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,192 Tantric sexual stimulation, 1092 01:05:57,287 --> 01:06:00,029 it's about admitting a desire. 1093 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,952 Share a desire. 1094 01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:21,223 That's my finger. 1095 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:24,553 Share a fantasy you've never admitted. 1096 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:27,517 Meow. 1097 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:31,522 Now, experience your sensations. 1098 01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:00,839 - Huh? - There's a beautiful girl, mon. 1099 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:10,853 Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's attractive all right. 1100 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,612 Something about her. 1101 01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:19,316 You should go talk to her, mon. 1102 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:22,447 Oh, uh, yeah. Actually, we already met. 1103 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:25,155 She's, you know, she's going through kind of a hard time. 1104 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:27,992 - She got left at the altar. - Yeah, mon. 1105 01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:29,667 - Yeah. Very sad. - Broken heart, mon. 1106 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:30,960 - Yeah. - Hmm. 1107 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:33,663 You should mend that heart with big Janelle right there. 1108 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:36,465 Get an orgy going. I can watch. 1109 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:40,137 You take her to the romper room, mon, and you tie her up like a goat. 1110 01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:42,134 No. You're not hearing what I'm saying. 1111 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:44,807 She's a nice girl. She just got left at the altar. 1112 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,497 She's going through kind of a rough time. 1113 01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:49,558 If I were to say something to her, it'd be like, I don't know. 1114 01:07:49,649 --> 01:07:52,253 "Would you like to go for a walk on the beach?" Something like that. 1115 01:07:52,277 --> 01:07:53,879 - You see what I'm saying? - Yeah, mon. Yeah, mon. 1116 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:58,693 - Yeah. - She is a really pretty woman. 1117 01:08:00,368 --> 01:08:02,859 It does seem like she's looking over here, though. 1118 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:04,819 She's definitely looking right at you, mon. 1119 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,280 - Hold the gaze. - Yeah. You think so? 1120 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:09,616 She's almost as beautiful as my wife. 1121 01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:11,702 - You're married? - Yeah, mon. 1122 01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:15,004 So, what are you doing in this cabana right beside me? 1123 01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:18,041 I was noticing your pants. 1124 01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:19,672 They're, uh, really nice. 1125 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:22,575 - What kind of pants are those? - Oh, you're not Jamaican? Where you from? 1126 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:26,433 I'm actually from long island. But, uh, dual citizen, mon. 1127 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:29,727 Uh... let me, uh... 1128 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,458 Let me press these pants for you, for real. 1129 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,268 No, thank you. 1130 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:37,272 By the way, my wife think you look like Matt lauer, man. 1131 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,024 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't know if you heard, 1132 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,777 he got into a little trouble back in the states. 1133 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:44,610 Oh, no, mon. She's gonna be devastated. 1134 01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:45,739 Is he gonna be okay? 1135 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,072 Have you been here the whole time? 1136 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:07,595 All right. I think I hear the waterfall right over here somewhere. 1137 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:10,597 All right. It's just right over here. 1138 01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:30,382 So... 1139 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:34,720 You wanna just take our clothes off? 1140 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:40,726 Jj 1141 01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:51,072 Are you okay? 1142 01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:54,031 Georgia, what did you discover about Tom and Ricky? 1143 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,740 - Uh... - Did Ricky fellate Tom? 1144 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:06,047 So, uh, Ricky... Ricky is, um, straight, yeah. 1145 01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:08,173 Straight as an arrow for you, babe. 1146 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:12,177 And, you know, he's a surprisingly, uh... 1147 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:16,307 Deep and, um, spiritual... Philosophical individual. 1148 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:19,981 Very philosophical. Um, Shakespeare once said... 1149 01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:22,103 - Did you blow Tom? - Uh... 1150 01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:23,526 Why are you looking at her? 1151 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:26,275 Simple question; Did you go down on him? 1152 01:11:26,365 --> 01:11:29,653 I'm not sure what happened. It was a big night out. 1153 01:11:29,744 --> 01:11:33,612 We took some pills and Tom woke up in some chick's room. 1154 01:11:33,706 --> 01:11:35,225 - But it's all my fault. - Okay. 1155 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,956 I'm gonna, uh, go grab a wet wipe. 1156 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:42,370 Jj 1157 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,592 Okay. A guy as dumb as Tom 1158 01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:51,762 has to leave a few clues here and there. 1159 01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:54,431 Jesus Christ. 1160 01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:55,554 Just you, Lance. 1161 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,105 Oh, gee. 1162 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:24,332 Shit. Luckily, this is all inclusive. 1163 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,387 - Ooh. - Oh. 1164 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,767 - Okay. - Can you get it off? 1165 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,099 - Yup. - Oh. 1166 01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:47,988 Ooh! 1167 01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:05,957 Dude, what the fuck, man? Shit. 1168 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:09,381 Don't you have any boundaries? 1169 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:10,958 Yeah, I got boundaries. 1170 01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:15,968 I also got a couple of questions for this guy right here, your fiancé. 1171 01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:19,300 I just had a little chat with your best man. 1172 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,727 - Yeah? - Yeah, okay. Yeah. 1173 01:13:21,814 --> 01:13:25,227 Look, Lance, Tom is a good guy. 1174 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:27,434 I love him and we're getting married, 1175 01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:30,770 and you have to learn how to just deal with it. 1176 01:13:30,865 --> 01:13:32,696 Oh, you want me to deal with it? 1177 01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:36,071 Let me tell you something about this so-called "good guy," all right? 1178 01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:41,326 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no. 1179 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,829 Sit down! That's right, honey. 1180 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,876 He fornicated with another girl. 1181 01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:48,295 - What? - Yeah. Tell her. 1182 01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:51,749 - Explain it to her. - What is he talking about, Tom? 1183 01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:53,764 Yeah, what am I talking about, Tom? 1184 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:57,012 You know what? I et me handle this one. 1185 01:13:57,099 --> 01:14:00,216 My investigation so far has yielded the information 1186 01:14:00,311 --> 01:14:03,519 that, uh, there is a woman named Anna. 1187 01:14:03,606 --> 01:14:07,269 Does that ring a bell, Tom, if that's even your real name? 1188 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,734 [-L-i... I don't... I don't know... I don't... I don't... 1189 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:13,028 =I. 1190 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:14,509 What, is english your second language? 1191 01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:15,818 - I... okay... - Speak! 1192 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:18,151 - Okay. - Just tell me what happened. 1193 01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:21,328 I... I woke up in another woman's room and I don't... 1194 01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:22,976 - I don't think I did anything. - Oh, oh, oh. 1195 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,456 You woke up in another woman's room? 1196 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:26,454 - Are you hearing this, honey? - I... okay. 1197 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,708 I had... I had... I had no shirt on but my shorts were on. 1198 01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,026 - My shorts were on... - His shirt was off 1199 01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,881 but he thinks he had his underoos on. 1200 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,237 What the fuck are you talking about? 1201 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:35,656 But my... my shoes was... My shorts were on... 1202 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:36,740 - She's furious. - And my... 1203 01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:38,284 My shoes were on and... and I don't... 1204 01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:40,681 I wouldn't... I wouldn't do anything. I know myself. 1205 01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:42,474 He thinks that he had clothes on. 1206 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,892 Starting to see what I mean here? 1207 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:46,141 L... dude, that's not... 1208 01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:47,792 It's not what you think. I didn't cheat. 1209 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:50,565 Go walk it off, sis. I'm right behind you. 1210 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:54,066 You're disgusting. I agree with what she said a hundred percent, 1211 01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:55,692 and so far as I can tell, 1212 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:59,196 you're just one more guy who cheats on his fiancée. 1213 01:14:59,286 --> 01:15:02,244 And I think that that's just horrible. 1214 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,907 And this room's a goddamn pigsty. 1215 01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:12,192 Mom, dad, I have to tell you something. 1216 01:15:12,216 --> 01:15:14,502 Oh. What the... 1217 01:15:16,595 --> 01:15:18,631 What the fuck? 1218 01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:20,964 You must be the bride. Congratulations. 1219 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:22,389 - Hi, honey. - Mom? 1220 01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:51,459 He had us all fooled. 1221 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:54,539 I got to admit, you did seem pretty happy. 1222 01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:59,920 And I'm sorry that I wasn't more happy for you. 1223 01:16:00,014 --> 01:16:04,132 Well, I didn't exactly always make it easy for you to be happy for me. 1224 01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:07,218 You don't have to say that. 1225 01:16:08,522 --> 01:16:12,310 I'm just sorry that I never really tried to understand you. 1226 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:15,108 Hey, to me, you were the only person 1227 01:16:15,196 --> 01:16:19,405 that never really did understand me, all right? 1228 01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:24,953 And, well, I'm sorry I didn't treat you like a real brother. 1229 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:28,577 Lance, you're better than any real brother I could ever ask for. 1230 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,871 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1231 01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:42,115 - Please, just talk to me. Please. - Don't talk to me. 1232 01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:43,549 I can't even look at you. 1233 01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:45,097 Excuse me. Is everything okay? 1234 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:46,944 No, I need a car to the airport. I'm leaving. 1235 01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:49,601 - What about your beautiful wedding? - It's not happening. 1236 01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:51,053 At this point, it's too late. 1237 01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:53,981 There is no cabs, no flights out. 1238 01:16:54,068 --> 01:16:55,979 Winston, she's got to fly out tonight. 1239 01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:58,340 I'll get her a cab and the first flight out in the morning. 1240 01:16:58,364 --> 01:16:59,979 It's a great idea. 1241 01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,736 Tonight, you either stay with Georgia or you stay with myself. 1242 01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,658 And buddy, your ticket's been punched. 1243 01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:07,452 Laura, come this way. Thank you, Winston. 1244 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:13,576 You know, it would've been such a wonderful wedding. 1245 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:42,498 - Morning, son. - Morning, dad. 1246 01:18:55,356 --> 01:18:58,644 I don't really know what to do. 1247 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:02,101 I thought it was what you and mom have. 1248 01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:07,106 Well, your mom and I have... Discovered new things, too. 1249 01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:12,696 We've been together a long time and the flame starts to die a little bit, 1250 01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:14,851 you know, not like that seven-year itch kind of thing, 1251 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:17,537 but something a whole lot more. 1252 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,837 You know, so you try something. 1253 01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:25,633 You don't think you're gonna like it, but you do. 1254 01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:28,426 So you try something else. 1255 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:32,798 You know, every time I see you and Laura Jane together, I... 1256 01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:36,477 I just think, "boy, don't ever lose that." 1257 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:42,899 You think it's too late to fix this? 1258 01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:46,696 Well, son, in the end, nothing's too late. 1259 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:49,740 Dad, what do I do? 1260 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,988 I can't tell you that, son. 1261 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,694 That's up to you to decide. 1262 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:57,077 Worst fucking day ever. 1263 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:59,909 Hey, man, can I get a couple, um, a couple shots, just... 1264 01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:02,620 Just line them up here, and I'll take them. 1265 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:19,019 Tommy, you look ridiculous. 1266 01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:25,018 So what? You fucked up. 1267 01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:26,727 Now listen to me carefully. 1268 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,483 I have three words of advice for you, kid. 1269 01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:31,782 Chase your dreams, fulfill your destiny, and go get a haircut. 1270 01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:32,869 You look like a moron. 1271 01:20:35,873 --> 01:20:37,909 Quit feeling sorry for yourself. 1272 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:41,288 Sober up, take a shower and go get her. 1273 01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:45,337 And use deodorant. I'm a hallucination, I can still smell you. 1274 01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:48,841 Mr. Tom, hurry up, mon. 1275 01:20:50,054 --> 01:20:51,419 She's a runaway, mon. 1276 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:52,753 All right, let's go, let's go. 1277 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:55,305 All right, Andy. Rip these roads, mon. 1278 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:57,929 All right, let's go. How long until we get there? 1279 01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,760 - Two hours, mon. - Fuck. 1280 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,391 He's cute. 1281 01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:02,722 - He is hot. - So wasted. 1282 01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:04,522 I couldn't even take his shoes off. 1283 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:05,754 - That's how loyal he is. - Wow. 1284 01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:07,564 Oh. Who's Laura, anyways? 1285 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:09,770 I don't know. I don't care. 1286 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,480 - Oh, man. - I just love him. 1287 01:21:11,575 --> 01:21:14,157 - Laura, I need to throw up. - It's a shame. 1288 01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:16,610 - Laura. - He loved his fucking girlfriend. 1289 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:20,323 - Who's Laura? - Oh, fuck! 1290 01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:21,702 - Laura. - \who's that? 1291 01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:23,000 All right, thanks, guys. 1292 01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:24,623 All right, Tom. 1293 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,624 Make sure you tell her that you love her 1294 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:29,422 and that she's the only woman in the world, 1295 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:33,048 and you take her to the romper room and you tie her up like a goat. 1296 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:35,466 All right. Thanks. Yeah. 1297 01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:46,769 - Hello? - Laura? 1298 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:50,269 - Georgia? - I have something to tell you. 1299 01:21:50,364 --> 01:21:51,524 Laura, can you hear me? 1300 01:21:51,615 --> 01:21:53,815 - I can't... I can't hear you. - Laura, he didn't do it. 1301 01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:57,944 Jj 1302 01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:06,543 I really... l really messed up, 1303 01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:08,746 and I can't stop thinking about you and I was... 1304 01:22:08,841 --> 01:22:10,985 I was... I was running around the hotel looking for you and... 1305 01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:14,046 Stop. I know you would never do anything to hurt me. 1306 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:15,924 This weekend has been... It's been crazy, 1307 01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:19,677 and with, you know, the family and... 1308 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,304 I can't imagine my life without you. 1309 01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:24,355 - I just-l just had... had to tell you. - Can you just shut up and kiss me? 1310 01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:03,034 Hey, uh, Mr. manfred, sir. 1311 01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:05,237 - Mr. manfred, sir? - Oh, my god. 1312 01:24:05,332 --> 01:24:07,539 I'm sorry. This isn't a bad time, is it? 1313 01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:09,729 I was hoping I could maybe talk to you about that business proposal. 1314 01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:11,914 Do you have a few minutes to talk? 1315 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:18,174 How much? 1316 01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:23,131 Uh, I'm sorry. I don't... 1317 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:25,557 How much? 1318 01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:30,138 How much for you to leave me and my family alone 1319 01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,847 for the rest of our lives? 1320 01:24:38,282 --> 01:24:39,362 Five hundred? 1321 01:24:42,035 --> 01:24:43,400 Half million dollars? 1322 01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:45,861 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. Not a half million dollars, 1323 01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:48,413 like, I was thinking $500. 1324 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,616 L... I... I already got 1,500 saved up 1325 01:24:50,711 --> 01:24:53,703 so that would put me at 2,000 which should be a nice nest egg 1326 01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:55,567 to open a little dry cleaner right here on the island. 1327 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:58,799 Who do I make that out to? 1328 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,926 Ira Goldstein, sir. 1329 01:25:05,225 --> 01:25:06,761 Good job. 1330 01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:08,092 Good doing business with you. 1331 01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:14,144 On second thought, would you maybe, uh, pay me in cash? 1332 01:25:14,234 --> 01:25:17,567 Check's totally fine. Don't even worry about it. 1333 01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:20,528 Thanks, Mr. manfred. 1334 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:27,866 Uh, first off, I've been down here a couple of days now, 1335 01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:30,538 and I've gotten the chance to know both families 1336 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,992 and talk to a lot of people about Tom here, 1337 01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:37,580 and I've heard what a charming, kind, smart fella he is. 1338 01:25:37,674 --> 01:25:39,756 And, uh, I'm the luckiest guy in the world, 1339 01:25:39,843 --> 01:25:43,006 because he's gonna take care of my baby sister, which is great. 1340 01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:45,462 And I wouldn't have it any other way. Thank you. 1341 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:50,559 - Great job, Tommy. I'm proud of you. - Well, we did it, didn't we folks? 1342 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:52,056 Huh? 1343 01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:53,512 Yeah. 1344 01:25:53,607 --> 01:25:57,350 I don't think that any of us thought that we would end up here. 1345 01:25:57,444 --> 01:26:00,732 Two great, very different families. 1346 01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:03,188 Laura Jane, I am honored to call you my daughter. 1347 01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:06,696 Um, if I... if I could just take one more second 1348 01:26:06,787 --> 01:26:08,869 to say something to my beautiful wife, Sherry. 1349 01:26:08,955 --> 01:26:12,288 For so many years I have been obsessed with my work. 1350 01:26:12,376 --> 01:26:17,336 But I've realized that... the only thing that matters is you. 1351 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,461 But the one thing I hope these kids learn 1352 01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:28,172 is that it doesn't matter where you are or when it is. 1353 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:33,177 But if you have the person you love 1354 01:26:33,271 --> 01:26:36,354 standing next to you by your side... 1355 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:39,228 You're in the right place at the right time. 1356 01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:45,234 And if you have that, 1357 01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:49,739 you will have something that will see you through a whole host of hard times, 1358 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:52,287 which include, but are not limited to, 1359 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:55,582 the occasional dalliance, premature ejaculation, 1360 01:26:55,669 --> 01:26:58,752 no ejaculation, hemorrhoids, 1361 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:01,455 that thing they do where they grind their teeth, 1362 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:06,044 insomnia, loose teeth, failing vision, halitosis. 1363 01:27:06,138 --> 01:27:07,628 Menopause. 1364 01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:11,507 I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 1365 01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:17,809 Give it, boy. Give it. Go. 1366 01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:27,878 There's a... 1367 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,800 There's a... you got a dolphin... 1368 01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:34,055 Hey! Hey! Look! Look to your left! 1369 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:37,384 To your left! No, I'm not waving to you. No! 1370 01:29:05,799 --> 01:29:06,834 Retreat. 1371 01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:11,258 We'll be back. 1372 01:29:25,026 --> 01:29:26,186 I'm great. 1373 01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:28,856 You saved my life. 1374 01:29:28,947 --> 01:29:32,155 If you can believe it, I'm terrified of the water. 1375 01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:33,948 At least I used to be. 1376 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:36,196 You're my hero. 1377 01:29:36,288 --> 01:29:37,824 I'm not a hero. 1378 01:29:37,914 --> 01:29:39,825 I'm just Lance. 1379 01:29:39,916 --> 01:29:42,749 Lance, kiss me, you fool. 1380 01:29:45,547 --> 01:29:47,538 Tits, tits, tits... 1381 01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:52,501 Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits... 1382 01:29:52,596 --> 01:30:00,560 Sweet... tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, 1383 01:30:00,645 --> 01:30:02,601 jj 1384 01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:15,675 The director is losing it in the background. 1385 01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:41,764 Just because you don't know where you are, 1386 01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:43,619 doesn't mean you're lost, Lance. 1387 01:31:43,707 --> 01:31:45,347 It sounds like something Poppy would say. 1388 01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:47,453 I guess it all worked out for the best. 1389 01:31:47,544 --> 01:31:50,377 That being said, where the hell am I? 1390 01:31:53,216 --> 01:31:55,047 We are about to have our sixth kid. 1391 01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:58,002 And Mr. manfred, sir, we're gonna name that kid after you, 1392 01:31:58,096 --> 01:32:00,178 and I don't care if it's a boy or a girl. 1393 01:32:13,278 --> 01:32:14,278 Take me. 1394 01:32:30,587 --> 01:32:34,171 But you see, that's an area I actually don't have a complaint about. 1395 01:32:34,257 --> 01:32:39,627 Papa, although he looks large and heavy... 1396 01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:43,262 Is large and heavy. 1397 01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:51,517 I'd like to dedicate a song 1398 01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:54,145 to all the girls that slept with Ricky. 1399 01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:58,361 Uh, uh, uh... 1400 01:32:58,448 --> 01:32:59,528 Come back. 1401 01:32:59,616 --> 01:33:01,106 Yup. 1402 01:33:01,201 --> 01:33:02,782 J Ricky's all up in ya j 1403 01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:04,325 j Ricky is a ninja j 1404 01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:05,697 j Ricky's all up in ya j 1405 01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:07,825 j Ricky is a ninja j 1406 01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:09,497 j Ricky's all up in ya j 1407 01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:10,949 j and Ricky is a ninja j 1408 01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:12,454 j all up in Jamaica and 1409 01:33:12,545 --> 01:33:13,910 j Ricky's all up in ya. 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