1 00:00:05,344 --> 00:00:08,663 Last week, Hypergnosis was being acquired by Cupertino. 2 00:00:08,837 --> 00:00:09,725 It's not happening. 3 00:00:09,799 --> 00:00:11,492 I did meet a Danish CFO. 4 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:13,526 Of course, we used protection. 5 00:00:13,701 --> 00:00:16,442 What can Hypergnosis do to help us win our next war? 6 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,749 We represent America's veterans. 7 00:00:18,923 --> 00:00:20,490 I told you they were from the VA. 8 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,666 I need a sexy new client. 9 00:00:22,797 --> 00:00:24,494 I was in there, and I saw you take that thing. 10 00:00:24,668 --> 00:00:26,148 You've been running a magnificent scam 11 00:00:26,278 --> 00:00:28,106 on all your clients. 12 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,368 My company, we harvest your data. 13 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:31,153 Like how you and your ex-husband 14 00:00:31,327 --> 00:00:32,633 both try to dodge custody of the kid. 15 00:01:06,096 --> 00:01:07,445 Man. 16 00:01:25,072 --> 00:01:25,986 Come on. 17 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,567 Audio message to Jojo Therapy. 18 00:01:44,265 --> 00:01:48,269 Hey, making sure you're getting my messages. 19 00:01:48,356 --> 00:01:50,748 Uh, for the next session tomorrow, 20 00:01:50,793 --> 00:01:52,316 I was hoping maybe you could come up with 21 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:53,926 a list of your, like, 22 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:56,625 real thoroughbred clients from your stable. 23 00:01:56,754 --> 00:01:59,019 Super... 24 00:01:59,062 --> 00:02:02,239 Super excited about this next chapter 25 00:02:02,326 --> 00:02:04,981 in our alliance. 26 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:08,070 Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging 27 00:02:08,158 --> 00:02:10,682 and idea sploshing. 28 00:02:13,685 --> 00:02:16,732 OK, text me, unless you're under something heavy. 29 00:02:16,819 --> 00:02:18,690 Are you? 30 00:02:18,734 --> 00:02:22,390 Uh, kidding, obviously. 31 00:02:22,477 --> 00:02:23,869 It's Duncan. 32 00:02:25,784 --> 00:02:27,177 How are my ketones? 33 00:02:27,221 --> 00:02:29,310 - 0.3 millimolar. - Ah. 34 00:02:29,397 --> 00:02:30,267 I had too many gojis in my slurry. 35 00:02:30,354 --> 00:02:31,616 I told you. 36 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:32,748 I mean, I don't think it's the gojis. 37 00:02:32,835 --> 00:02:34,489 - What the hell? Where is my 1 by? 38 00:02:35,925 --> 00:02:37,448 Oh, um, I don't know. 39 00:02:37,535 --> 00:02:38,710 My 1 by. 40 00:02:42,192 --> 00:02:43,933 Uh, where's Thelma? 41 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:46,109 Where's Thelma? Thelma. Thelma. 42 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,198 The tungsten cube I showed you yesterday... 43 00:02:48,285 --> 00:02:49,460 yeah, remember? 44 00:02:49,591 --> 00:02:50,896 Where is it? 45 00:02:50,983 --> 00:02:52,420 I don't know where the cube is. 46 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,639 Did you take my cube, Thelma? 47 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:57,338 Listen, I... I am not accusing you. 48 00:02:57,381 --> 00:02:59,949 I know it's cliché, but we were just talking about it. 49 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,692 - No. No, Thelma, brain food only. 50 00:03:03,779 --> 00:03:06,825 Fish with the good omega-3... the Atlantic... 51 00:03:06,912 --> 00:03:07,826 - It's not... - I did not take it. 52 00:03:07,913 --> 00:03:08,784 - Nova maybe? - Don't cry. 53 00:03:08,871 --> 00:03:09,785 Don't do that. - It's OK. 54 00:03:09,872 --> 00:03:10,742 Thank you. She's OK. 55 00:03:10,829 --> 00:03:12,003 She's crying. 56 00:03:12,135 --> 00:03:13,049 - She's not crying. There's... - She... 57 00:03:13,136 --> 00:03:14,529 - She stole my cube. - Really? 58 00:03:14,616 --> 00:03:16,400 Hey, this is what you want said about you? 59 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:17,923 He yells at the help? - She stole... 60 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:19,882 - Nothing worse. - Nothing worse? Really? 61 00:03:19,969 --> 00:03:22,276 How about she fucked a Great Dane? 62 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:29,631 Run if you're gonna run. 63 00:03:29,761 --> 00:03:31,023 Jamie's task force is this morning. 64 00:03:34,679 --> 00:03:36,854 It's time to think endowment gifts. 65 00:03:36,942 --> 00:03:38,857 Stanford's not taking this one for free. 66 00:03:38,943 --> 00:03:40,076 OK. 67 00:03:41,599 --> 00:03:43,645 Bah, bah-da-dum! 68 00:03:48,476 --> 00:03:51,479 - Hey, Duncan. Hey, Duncan! 69 00:03:51,609 --> 00:03:54,046 - Oh, Jesus, Nena. You're paparazzi now? 70 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,744 Well, you weren't taking my calls. 71 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:58,529 I can't find the stock app on this thing. 72 00:03:58,616 --> 00:04:00,270 - Mm. Concerns about your price? 73 00:04:00,357 --> 00:04:02,533 - No. Just doing fiduciary hygiene. 74 00:04:02,664 --> 00:04:03,665 Well, markets are closed today. 75 00:04:03,752 --> 00:04:05,362 It's Labor Day. - Oh! 76 00:04:05,449 --> 00:04:07,364 Well, when's CEO Day, huh? - But hey. 77 00:04:07,451 --> 00:04:08,931 But some of us are on a deadline. 78 00:04:09,018 --> 00:04:11,325 So off the record, in the lockbox, 79 00:04:11,455 --> 00:04:14,676 any comment on the Cupertino acquisition? 80 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,590 Come on, man! You started this! 81 00:04:16,678 --> 00:04:18,679 Are talks still going ahead? What's happening? 82 00:04:18,722 --> 00:04:20,464 You know, after your last article came out, 83 00:04:20,508 --> 00:04:23,424 a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor. 84 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:26,731 Maybe your lockbox is in need of rejuvenation. 85 00:04:26,818 --> 00:04:29,473 Hey, can we stop running, please? 86 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,302 I eat a standard American diet. 87 00:04:32,389 --> 00:04:34,086 Duncan, please! 88 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:40,702 Duncan, no one knew that you were the source... 89 00:04:40,745 --> 00:04:42,399 not from me, anyway. - Good. 90 00:04:42,486 --> 00:04:46,186 And if you want anything else about me, from me, 91 00:04:46,273 --> 00:04:48,275 you're gonna need to stay my Deep Throat, OK? 92 00:04:48,318 --> 00:04:49,493 No. 93 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:50,712 You're my Deep Throat. 94 00:04:50,842 --> 00:04:52,453 Any way you like it, Nena. 95 00:04:52,496 --> 00:04:54,890 Uh... 96 00:04:58,894 --> 00:05:00,504 Audio message to Jojo Therapy. 97 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:02,202 Hey. 98 00:05:02,245 --> 00:05:04,900 Um, just to say, you could hit me back. 99 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:07,685 I'm anxious, OK? Man anxious. 100 00:05:07,729 --> 00:05:09,209 Manxious. 101 00:05:12,734 --> 00:05:14,649 I want a gun. 102 00:05:14,692 --> 00:05:16,999 OK, but honey, they said they caught the guy. 103 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,957 They think they did. 104 00:05:19,001 --> 00:05:22,091 Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information... 105 00:05:22,178 --> 00:05:24,354 You caught a guy, not the guy. 106 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:26,051 Are you hungry? Eat something. 107 00:05:26,182 --> 00:05:28,793 My child sleeps down there, OK? 108 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,230 I mean, what if this guy is still 109 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,754 out there lurking, waiting? 110 00:05:32,884 --> 00:05:33,929 You can eat more than that. 111 00:05:33,972 --> 00:05:36,148 See, this is why your tummy hates you. 112 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:38,368 Looks like he tried to break the seal with this. 113 00:05:38,499 --> 00:05:39,761 That's my "Pippin"! 114 00:05:39,848 --> 00:05:41,328 This is... oh, my God. 115 00:05:41,415 --> 00:05:44,766 This is an original Broadway Cast recording. 116 00:05:44,809 --> 00:05:46,463 Wow, look at that. 117 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:48,335 Trashed. I'm sorry, that's just... 118 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:49,771 - You know... - Great. 119 00:05:49,857 --> 00:05:51,555 He must have come in through the waiting room. 120 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:54,428 Yeah, how many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock? 121 00:05:54,515 --> 00:05:55,951 I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, 122 00:05:55,994 --> 00:05:57,822 but what choice do we have but a gun? 123 00:05:57,866 --> 00:06:00,390 OK, well, true, Alvin, our landlord... 124 00:06:00,477 --> 00:06:02,131 we asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're gonna ask... 125 00:06:02,218 --> 00:06:03,524 He's done nothing. 126 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,178 OK, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, OK? 127 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,702 No gun. 128 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:11,358 I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death. 129 00:06:11,488 --> 00:06:12,968 No offense. 130 00:06:13,055 --> 00:06:14,361 You rent? 131 00:06:18,887 --> 00:06:20,454 You might not be taking this seriously enough. 132 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:22,891 I think you are being a little bit irrational, 133 00:06:22,978 --> 00:06:24,849 to tell you the truth. - Oh, wake up, Gary. 134 00:06:24,893 --> 00:06:27,112 We work with several ultra-rich clients... 135 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:29,463 I mean, people on the radar of cabals 136 00:06:29,593 --> 00:06:32,248 and cartels and conglomerates. 137 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:35,295 I mean, you don't think that... that one of their rivals 138 00:06:35,425 --> 00:06:37,384 might plant a listening device in their therapist's office? 139 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:38,646 I don't know. 140 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:41,301 I mean, CIA does it all the time. 141 00:06:41,388 --> 00:06:43,215 - The CIA? - Yes, the CIA. 142 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:44,607 OK. 143 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:46,349 There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs. 144 00:06:46,436 --> 00:06:47,481 It's going to help. 145 00:06:47,568 --> 00:06:49,178 I don't want a Klonopin, Gary. 146 00:06:49,265 --> 00:06:50,832 I want a fucking gun. 147 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,224 I never get anything I want. 148 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:54,662 We still have all the old furniture 149 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:56,316 from your first marriage. - Yeah. 150 00:06:56,359 --> 00:06:58,622 - Fine. Fine! Well, now, I want a gun. 151 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:21,515 I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore. 152 00:07:21,602 --> 00:07:24,126 Wynningidea.com... that's winning with a Y, 153 00:07:24,213 --> 00:07:27,738 by the way, like whining, but more horrible. 154 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:31,002 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know that site. 155 00:07:31,089 --> 00:07:33,482 People pay 15 grand to pitch their 156 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:36,704 "winning idea" to CEO types like me... 157 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:38,357 15 minutes. 158 00:07:38,445 --> 00:07:41,839 But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn? 159 00:07:41,926 --> 00:07:44,712 So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs 160 00:07:44,842 --> 00:07:46,496 or bored, retired types like me. 161 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:50,326 It triggered me like a fire alarm at a... 162 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,154 at a fireworks factory. 163 00:07:52,241 --> 00:07:54,069 That's how bad it triggered me. 164 00:07:54,156 --> 00:07:55,157 Never again! 165 00:07:55,244 --> 00:07:56,854 It's OK, Carl. 166 00:07:56,941 --> 00:08:00,423 We... we all feel that way, uh, sometimes. 167 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:03,339 Horrible people who have no boundaries, 168 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:07,822 no manners, no integrity, we... we want to lash out. 169 00:08:07,909 --> 00:08:10,215 Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting... 170 00:08:10,302 --> 00:08:11,347 - Yes. - Them. 171 00:08:11,434 --> 00:08:12,827 Yes. Amen, sister. 172 00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:13,741 Let's hurt 'em. 173 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:15,438 Um, yeah. 174 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:17,962 But what are some strategies that... 175 00:08:18,049 --> 00:08:19,399 that... that we could use? 176 00:08:19,486 --> 00:08:22,314 Um, what about our mnemonics? 177 00:08:22,357 --> 00:08:23,794 Stop. 178 00:08:23,881 --> 00:08:25,970 S-T-O-P, stop, yeah. 179 00:08:26,057 --> 00:08:27,276 That thing? - Yeah, that's right. 180 00:08:27,363 --> 00:08:28,538 Uh, S, stop. 181 00:08:28,582 --> 00:08:30,061 T, take a step back. O... 182 00:08:30,148 --> 00:08:31,628 Yeah, can I... forgive me. 183 00:08:31,715 --> 00:08:36,545 Can I just... the S of STOP is stop. 184 00:08:36,677 --> 00:08:38,766 The acronym is STOP. 185 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,855 But the S of STOP stands for stop? 186 00:08:40,898 --> 00:08:43,944 - Yeah, yeah, that's, um... that's... no, that's right. 187 00:08:43,987 --> 00:08:46,295 Um, S, stop. T, take a step back. 188 00:08:46,382 --> 00:08:47,557 - Yeah. - O, observe. 189 00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:48,732 P... - Yeah. 190 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:50,865 Proceed mindfully. 191 00:08:50,952 --> 00:08:53,041 It's just a little thing to remember 192 00:08:53,084 --> 00:08:54,346 for when that anger starts... 193 00:08:54,390 --> 00:08:56,174 The S in STOP is for stop, correct? 194 00:08:56,305 --> 00:08:59,700 I mean, couldn't you people pretend to dress it up 195 00:08:59,743 --> 00:09:01,049 a little bit? 196 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:03,312 I mean, slow down, suspend... 197 00:09:03,355 --> 00:09:04,748 something! 198 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,446 I can't believe a group of professionals 199 00:09:06,489 --> 00:09:09,666 got into a room and landed on that! 200 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:11,755 Probably high-fived each other over it, you know? 201 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:14,410 I mean, on the face of it, if I could stop, 202 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,977 I wouldn't need the mnemonic. 203 00:09:16,064 --> 00:09:18,545 If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management. 204 00:09:18,632 --> 00:09:21,112 I'm here because I can't stop, right? 205 00:09:21,156 --> 00:09:22,853 Stop is only the first step. 206 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,376 Yeah, of STOP! 207 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,465 Of STOP! 208 00:09:25,552 --> 00:09:26,770 Right, stop. 209 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,207 Now T... - OK. 210 00:09:29,294 --> 00:09:31,819 - Take a step back. - Yeah, are you testing me? 211 00:09:31,949 --> 00:09:33,908 Because I think I may fail. 212 00:09:33,995 --> 00:09:35,692 Because I may start... 213 00:09:35,779 --> 00:09:36,911 S is for start... 214 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:39,130 T, uh, throwing things. 215 00:09:39,174 --> 00:09:41,393 - Carl. - A is for at. 216 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,005 Uh, R is for, uh... - Don't say it. 217 00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:45,223 I'm gonna say it. 218 00:09:45,354 --> 00:09:46,268 - Don't say it. - I'm gonna say it. 219 00:09:46,355 --> 00:09:47,704 Retarded. - OK. 220 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:49,358 And the last T is for therapists! 221 00:09:49,401 --> 00:09:51,447 I am going to start throwing things 222 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,449 at retarded therapists! 223 00:09:53,536 --> 00:09:55,364 Huh? I said it! 224 00:09:55,407 --> 00:09:56,583 OK. 225 00:09:56,626 --> 00:09:57,714 Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl. 226 00:09:57,845 --> 00:10:00,108 Just... just breathe. - You breathe! 227 00:10:03,111 --> 00:10:06,418 But I've seen SAT scores go up 15, 20% 228 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:07,942 with the right fungal regime. 229 00:10:07,985 --> 00:10:09,160 But there's always side effects with fungus. 230 00:10:09,247 --> 00:10:11,075 - Yes. - OK. 231 00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:12,729 - So retest... - Hi. 232 00:10:12,773 --> 00:10:14,818 With the hitting and getting the right... 233 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:17,821 - Sure. But let's say she hits 1300. 234 00:10:17,865 --> 00:10:19,649 Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon... 235 00:10:19,693 --> 00:10:21,129 - Jamie's going to Stanford. - No, I'm going to Stanford. 236 00:10:21,216 --> 00:10:24,132 That's me. Sorry. 237 00:10:24,219 --> 00:10:26,613 Jamison, low-key favor? 238 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,615 Can you try these glasses on? 239 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:31,966 Wow! Right, yes. 240 00:10:32,053 --> 00:10:33,968 It's, like, worth 100 IQ points. 241 00:10:34,098 --> 00:10:35,491 - Right. - Yeah. 242 00:10:35,622 --> 00:10:36,927 - For the interview. - Yeah. 243 00:10:37,058 --> 00:10:39,713 And what if we went a bit radical with her hair? 244 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:41,453 Maybe multicolor? - Uh... 245 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,151 - Manifest... - Mm. 246 00:10:43,238 --> 00:10:45,109 Individuality? 247 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,329 No. 248 00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:50,288 I think she'd look like a blue-eyed pinata. 249 00:10:53,074 --> 00:10:55,206 I want the first swing. 250 00:10:55,293 --> 00:10:57,513 No, sweetie, I'm kidding. 251 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,732 Let's talk accommodations. 252 00:10:58,819 --> 00:11:01,082 Dr. Gary? - Mm. 253 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:02,300 Yes. - A little preview, perhaps? 254 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:03,258 - Yeah. - Yeah? 255 00:11:03,345 --> 00:11:04,955 Um, sorry. 256 00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:07,741 So, uh, as I said, the... 257 00:11:07,871 --> 00:11:09,699 Full report promised, but... 258 00:11:09,786 --> 00:11:13,311 OK, so boiling it down to some salient headlines... 259 00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:14,661 Mm-hmm. 260 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:16,793 The non-verbal abstract processing, average. 261 00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:20,841 Um, but Jamison does, uh, meet the qualifying 262 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:25,541 diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just. 263 00:11:25,628 --> 00:11:28,022 - So double time. Does she get double? 264 00:11:28,065 --> 00:11:29,589 If you'd like... 265 00:11:29,676 --> 00:11:31,286 A significant number of applicants will have 200%. 266 00:11:31,329 --> 00:11:32,896 - Right. - OK, I don't need it. 267 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:36,726 I'm not SpEd. - Duncan. Remi. 268 00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:38,293 You remember Remi, our admissions consultant? 269 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,642 Remi, will you tell him what you're thinking 270 00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:41,513 re the endowments? - Oh. 271 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,819 Yeah. 272 00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,647 3 or 4 million to the endowment fund. 273 00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:46,823 Any more starts to look like a bribe, 274 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:49,347 unless we're talking a new library. 275 00:11:49,478 --> 00:11:52,220 Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless? 276 00:11:52,307 --> 00:11:53,613 - This is all such bullshit! - Jamie. 277 00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:55,223 Whoa. 278 00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:56,703 She's upset about being neurodivergent. 279 00:11:56,746 --> 00:11:58,182 Ugh, I'm not. 280 00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,836 Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin. 281 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,098 I'm not! 282 00:12:01,185 --> 00:12:02,099 You want to have to take the test 283 00:12:02,186 --> 00:12:03,623 twice as fast as everyone else? 284 00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:05,537 Let's retest. Yeah. - Jim-Jam. 285 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,627 Just re-take the neuro thingy, OK? 286 00:12:07,757 --> 00:12:08,976 Just do that. I'll take you. 287 00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:11,065 We'll get cheeseburgers. - No, no cheeseburgers. 288 00:12:11,152 --> 00:12:12,240 Yeah, and, like, there's nothing wrong 289 00:12:12,327 --> 00:12:13,197 with being on the spectrum. 290 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:14,459 I mean... 291 00:12:14,546 --> 00:12:16,331 I always assumed you are, with me on it. 292 00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:18,594 And, hey, who among the Silicon savants 293 00:12:18,725 --> 00:12:20,552 aren't a little divergent in the neuro, right? 294 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,858 Right. 295 00:12:21,989 --> 00:12:23,381 I mean, that's why we're so good at telling 296 00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:25,688 the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff. 297 00:12:25,775 --> 00:12:27,168 We're on the outside looking in. 298 00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:29,997 Right, Dr. Gary? - That's right. 299 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,304 That's, uh, a really... 300 00:12:33,391 --> 00:12:35,132 Interesting perspective on that. 301 00:12:35,219 --> 00:12:38,048 JoAnne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum. 302 00:12:38,135 --> 00:12:39,528 Well, why would she? 303 00:12:39,615 --> 00:12:42,792 No. What? 304 00:12:42,836 --> 00:12:45,099 No, why would she? That's... I'm sorry, I misspoke. 305 00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:47,841 Uh, that's called a cognitive overload, folks. 306 00:12:47,928 --> 00:12:49,059 JoAnne is my wife. JoAnne was texting. 307 00:12:49,146 --> 00:12:50,582 Right. 308 00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:51,888 And I was talking to you, and I just... 309 00:12:51,975 --> 00:12:53,368 Oh, and... 310 00:12:53,455 --> 00:12:54,456 Oh, look, there she is again, right? 311 00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:55,892 Yeah. What a relief. 312 00:12:55,936 --> 00:12:57,633 'Cause I thought she got hit by a truck. 313 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,550 Uh, no. 314 00:13:04,422 --> 00:13:05,685 Glad to see your phone's working. 315 00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:07,861 Uh, I'm curious if Gary is aware 316 00:13:07,904 --> 00:13:09,601 of your unusual investment strategy. 317 00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:11,386 Should I ask him? 318 00:13:18,219 --> 00:13:20,395 No, you don't, lady. You can't cancel on me. 319 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:21,396 You do not... 320 00:13:21,483 --> 00:13:23,746 Get to do that. - Hello? 321 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,922 Duncan? Hey. Can I... 322 00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:27,141 Yeah. 323 00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:29,447 Listen, just to apologize, 324 00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:31,798 it was highly unprofessional of me 325 00:13:31,885 --> 00:13:34,017 to identify you as a patient in front of others. 326 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,758 It was... - A violation? 327 00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:37,717 Transgression? Crime? 328 00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:39,936 No, not a crime, actually. 329 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:43,548 But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever. 330 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,159 I've never been diagnosed. 331 00:13:46,464 --> 00:13:48,292 That's... Sorry. 332 00:13:48,336 --> 00:13:49,990 We're having quite an anxious morning. 333 00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:50,991 That's JoAnne... 334 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:53,123 Actually, uh, 335 00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:57,040 I keep meaning to get tested, but, um... 336 00:13:59,826 --> 00:14:01,088 Well, I mean, if you're interested, 337 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,698 that's something I could do for you, sure. 338 00:14:05,092 --> 00:14:06,397 I mean, on the house. Don't worry. 339 00:14:06,484 --> 00:14:07,703 - Oh, great. What are you doing now? 340 00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:09,226 It's Labor Day, Gary. You wanna labor? 341 00:14:09,313 --> 00:14:12,447 Uh... sure. 342 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:13,535 Yeah. Today? Sure. 343 00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:14,971 - Yes. - Yeah. 344 00:14:15,015 --> 00:14:16,712 - Great. You need the internet? - No, no, no. 345 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:18,105 - Great. - Old school. 346 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,976 - Good. Not here. Not here. 347 00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:21,848 I know a great place. 348 00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:24,676 No one will bother us even if they wanted to. 349 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,852 OK? - Yeah? 350 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,032 OK, so microphones... 351 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,947 same as bedbugs. 352 00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:36,514 They burrow down to where it's warm. 353 00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,560 Gross, right? Yeah. 354 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:41,215 Look behind your couch cushions and chairs. 355 00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:43,043 And look closely... - Ugh! 356 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,218 At the fabric. 357 00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:45,610 Even the faucet can make 358 00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:47,525 sneaky hiding places for cameras 359 00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:49,963 as tiny as a grain of salt. 360 00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:53,836 And people, your art, 361 00:14:53,923 --> 00:14:56,012 those paintings, is that pattern 362 00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:59,189 hiding a 3D-printed mic? 363 00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:01,844 And remember, it's only paranoia 364 00:15:01,975 --> 00:15:03,585 in the eyes of soon-to-be-sorries. 365 00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:05,369 And... 366 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:44,887 What's wrong, Gary? 367 00:15:44,974 --> 00:15:46,802 You look a little green. - No, no, no. 368 00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:48,108 You're one of those guys who really likes to drive. 369 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:49,283 I wasn't driving. 370 00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:51,502 It's a self-driving car. 371 00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:54,114 I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right? 372 00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:55,855 Right, yeah. Yeah. 373 00:15:55,942 --> 00:15:57,857 - You're not a risk guy, Gary? - Ah. 374 00:15:57,944 --> 00:15:59,510 - Huh? Huh? - Sure. 375 00:15:59,597 --> 00:16:01,382 Let me ask you, how are you with your investments? 376 00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:03,253 You like... you like to get freaky with the Dow? 377 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:06,082 Oh, you know, investing is, like, 378 00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:07,823 JoAnne's department, mostly. 379 00:16:07,954 --> 00:16:08,737 - Is it? - Yeah. 380 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,173 Oh. 381 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,783 Lili never shuts up about my portfolio. 382 00:16:11,914 --> 00:16:13,698 JoAnne must keep you abreast. 383 00:16:13,829 --> 00:16:15,309 Right? - Uh, not so much. 384 00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:18,790 It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes... 385 00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:21,054 - Yeah. Good. That's... you want to go? 386 00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:22,838 Right. 387 00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:26,624 Home sweet home. 388 00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:28,452 Everyone has a smart house, right? 389 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:30,977 This one's dumb. 390 00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:32,195 That whole thing on top of the house, 391 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,023 that's a Faraday cage. 392 00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:35,155 Blocks all cellular. 393 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:38,985 Here, give me yours. - Oh, no. 394 00:16:39,072 --> 00:16:40,595 I need to have this right now, if that's OK. 395 00:16:40,682 --> 00:16:42,858 But no cell phones inside. 396 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,600 Yeah, sure. 397 00:16:45,643 --> 00:16:47,036 Great. Could use a break. - Good. 398 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,169 - Great. - Yep. 399 00:16:49,256 --> 00:16:51,867 The internet's never once popped its cherry. 400 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,870 I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you. 401 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,524 Your phone won't suggest you breathe, 402 00:16:56,611 --> 00:16:58,700 and I guess, if you fall down and break your leg, 403 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,441 you're shit out of luck. - Yeah. 404 00:17:00,528 --> 00:17:01,921 I suppose. 405 00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:03,661 Let's find out how weird I am. 406 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,185 All right. 407 00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:19,460 I confuse texture with temperature. 408 00:17:19,503 --> 00:17:23,464 Always, sometimes, rarely, never. 409 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,205 Like, when I touch things? 410 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,514 Always, sometimes, rarely, never. 411 00:17:30,645 --> 00:17:32,821 Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit. 412 00:17:32,908 --> 00:17:34,214 You know, like a melon rind. 413 00:17:34,257 --> 00:17:37,434 So... rarely? 414 00:17:37,521 --> 00:17:39,828 I fear flowers with thorns. 415 00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:43,875 Always, sometimes, rarely, never. 416 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,790 Never. 417 00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:48,097 I don't know... wait, so should I? 418 00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:51,492 Mm, rarely. Rarely. 419 00:17:51,579 --> 00:17:53,494 I feel judged by my clothes. 420 00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:57,802 Always, sometimes, rarely, never. 421 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,330 Well, sometimes. 422 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,165 I'm sorry, does that count for more? 423 00:18:15,516 --> 00:18:17,909 I have difficulty waiting my turn. 424 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,000 Always, sometimes, rarely... 425 00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:22,001 Always. 426 00:18:31,836 --> 00:18:33,838 - Orson. Orson, I need you right now. 427 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,494 I... 428 00:18:37,538 --> 00:18:38,626 did you lock the door? 429 00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:45,546 OK, I have all my passwords 430 00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:50,812 saved here somewhere on a thumb drive, and I... I... 431 00:18:50,855 --> 00:18:53,119 I need to change all of them. 432 00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:56,165 OK, um, uh, hey, what... 433 00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:58,472 what if you just give me the computer password? 434 00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:00,474 Then I can change them all. 435 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,173 Aren't you smart? 436 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,001 OK, um, it's your name and your birthday. 437 00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:17,752 Uh, did you do the capital O? 438 00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:19,493 I did the capital O. 439 00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:24,498 That's not the right date. 440 00:19:24,628 --> 00:19:27,327 - Well, that's my birthday. - No, it's not. 441 00:19:27,414 --> 00:19:28,545 It... 442 00:19:28,632 --> 00:19:31,200 It totally is. - It's the 11th. 443 00:19:31,244 --> 00:19:32,723 No, it's... it's the 10th. 444 00:19:36,858 --> 00:19:38,947 This is why you always call me the day after my birthday? 445 00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:43,821 I... 446 00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:53,222 It's, um... it's... 447 00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:55,355 it's Halloumi's birthday. 448 00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:56,878 Halloumi? 449 00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:59,750 - Yeah, our... she was your dad's, actually. 450 00:19:59,794 --> 00:20:02,840 Um, uh, Halloumi, wiener dog. 451 00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:05,756 We scattered her ashes at the beach? 452 00:20:05,843 --> 00:20:08,585 That... that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm... 453 00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:10,761 you remember. 454 00:20:10,805 --> 00:20:12,807 Yes, you do. You loved it. 455 00:20:12,894 --> 00:20:15,244 There was that... that mine ride 456 00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:17,246 with the animatronic Chinese laborers, 457 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,814 and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you. 458 00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:23,557 Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson. Jesus. 459 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,776 You think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm? 460 00:20:29,998 --> 00:20:31,956 Um, why don't... why don't we just do 461 00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:33,480 the fingerprint thing instead? 462 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,917 Yeah. Good idea. 463 00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:42,097 Um, like this? 464 00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:45,187 Um, right over here. 465 00:20:45,231 --> 00:20:46,449 This. 466 00:20:46,493 --> 00:20:48,756 Yeah. Thank you. 467 00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:00,159 Can you hear that? Listen. 468 00:21:03,858 --> 00:21:05,251 Total lack of microwaves. 469 00:21:06,687 --> 00:21:08,515 Yeah, it's... it's a... 470 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,908 it's a beautiful house, Duncan. 471 00:21:12,519 --> 00:21:15,913 It was Hamish's, my business partner, 472 00:21:16,044 --> 00:21:18,481 college roommate. 473 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,048 He loved it here. 474 00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:21,310 We co-founded Fahfa. 475 00:21:21,397 --> 00:21:22,790 You remember Fahfa? 476 00:21:22,877 --> 00:21:24,618 Yeah. Uh, yeah. 477 00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:26,968 A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fahfa. 478 00:21:27,055 --> 00:21:30,058 And I bought a Subaru on Fahfa. 479 00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:31,799 It was actually my second Subaru. 480 00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:32,843 Got that on Fahfa. 481 00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:34,758 Nice. Nice. 482 00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:36,804 OK, so I really gotta get back. 483 00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,153 So can you run me to the... 484 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,676 - Yes. Yes. You remember Hamish? 485 00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:41,678 Hamish was a genius. 486 00:21:41,765 --> 00:21:44,725 Inept, but, you know, he couldn't... 487 00:21:44,768 --> 00:21:46,205 OK. 488 00:21:46,248 --> 00:21:47,771 He couldn't look people in the eye. 489 00:21:47,902 --> 00:21:49,512 He couldn't... couldn't talk to people. 490 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:53,081 I talked for him. 491 00:21:53,168 --> 00:21:54,561 Huh. 492 00:21:58,173 --> 00:22:01,132 Dude had a horrible stutter. 493 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,571 Yeah, I would steal his, uh... 494 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:08,052 his shoes, his medication... you know, that kind of thing. 495 00:22:08,139 --> 00:22:12,100 And he'd go, "Fah-fah-fuck you, Duncan." 496 00:22:12,143 --> 00:22:14,320 And that's how we came up with the name Fahfa. 497 00:22:14,407 --> 00:22:16,670 Oh. 498 00:22:16,713 --> 00:22:18,628 He hanged himself. 499 00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:20,195 Oh. 500 00:22:20,326 --> 00:22:21,196 Right above where you're standing, actually. 501 00:22:21,283 --> 00:22:22,893 - Oh. Fuck. - Yeah. 502 00:22:23,024 --> 00:22:25,983 You can still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye. 503 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:27,420 "Sorry." 504 00:22:31,032 --> 00:22:32,163 Yeah. 505 00:22:32,294 --> 00:22:33,556 Should have been, "You're welcome," right? 506 00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,036 You're welcome. 507 00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:37,125 He... he gave me this house, gave me everything 508 00:22:37,212 --> 00:22:39,910 and a chance to do it on my own. 509 00:22:41,956 --> 00:22:43,523 Yeah. 510 00:22:45,742 --> 00:22:48,267 That's how I bought Hypergnosis. 511 00:22:50,051 --> 00:22:52,619 Whew! 512 00:22:54,098 --> 00:22:55,665 Wish I had a JoAnne back then. 513 00:22:57,450 --> 00:22:58,625 Let's go. OK. 514 00:22:58,755 --> 00:22:59,626 OK. 515 00:23:02,411 --> 00:23:04,631 JoAnne deserves so much more. 516 00:23:04,761 --> 00:23:06,023 And I'm not talking about you. 517 00:23:06,154 --> 00:23:09,070 I'm... I'm sure you keep her very satisfied. 518 00:23:10,463 --> 00:23:14,249 And I'm... I'm... I mean financially. 519 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:15,642 We're doing all right, Duncan. 520 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,339 I appreciate your concern. 521 00:23:17,383 --> 00:23:19,341 You can call yourself a car, right? 522 00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:21,517 I'm gonna hang back and meditate. 523 00:23:21,604 --> 00:23:22,953 If you just go up the hill, 524 00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:25,869 you'll eventually get service, OK? 525 00:23:25,913 --> 00:23:27,610 Wait, up... up this? 526 00:23:39,274 --> 00:23:40,710 OK. 527 00:23:40,797 --> 00:23:42,321 What was JoAnne texting Gary about? 528 00:23:42,364 --> 00:23:44,671 - Uh, well... - Was it about me? 529 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,368 It was, wasn't it? It was about me. 530 00:23:46,455 --> 00:23:48,501 - No. Uh, no, it's not. It's, um... 531 00:23:48,588 --> 00:23:50,111 - OK, what... - She... she wants... 532 00:23:50,198 --> 00:23:51,242 uh, she wants a gun. 533 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,679 A gun. 534 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,555 A gun? - Yes. 535 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,303 A gun. 536 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,223 - Good morning. - Good morning. 537 00:24:15,310 --> 00:24:16,442 - Good morning. - We'll figure it out. 538 00:24:16,529 --> 00:24:18,095 OK. 539 00:24:26,539 --> 00:24:28,149 Uh, good morning, Bill. 540 00:24:28,236 --> 00:24:30,020 Morning, Dr. Webb. 541 00:24:30,064 --> 00:24:33,154 Uh, wondering, what's that? 542 00:24:33,197 --> 00:24:35,286 That was for Lacy. 543 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,549 Last year, she was one of the ones 544 00:24:36,636 --> 00:24:40,204 who put herself in a Caltrain's path. 545 00:24:40,335 --> 00:24:42,772 Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one. 546 00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:49,475 OK. 547 00:24:51,346 --> 00:24:53,435 I know what they're gonna say. 548 00:24:53,566 --> 00:24:56,482 Klepto. Pyro. 549 00:24:56,525 --> 00:24:59,920 Psycho. 550 00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:01,487 Probably make a lot of bitches smile 551 00:25:01,574 --> 00:25:04,098 if I unalived myself. 552 00:25:04,185 --> 00:25:06,927 I'm just having too much fun, you know? 553 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,629 Hmm? 554 00:25:13,716 --> 00:25:15,675 What's that? 555 00:25:15,718 --> 00:25:19,200 You got no wisdom to share? 556 00:25:19,287 --> 00:25:20,636 Speak up. 557 00:25:20,723 --> 00:25:24,031 So embarrassing. 558 00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:45,182 Whoa! 559 00:25:45,269 --> 00:25:46,183 Easy! 560 00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,670 - Are you nervous? Don't be. 561 00:25:54,757 --> 00:25:56,150 You're gonna be great. Not great. 562 00:25:56,237 --> 00:25:57,499 You don't have to be great. 563 00:25:57,630 --> 00:25:59,501 Just keep expectations... 564 00:25:59,588 --> 00:26:00,763 Reasonable. 565 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:01,982 Here, I say this to my clients. 566 00:26:02,069 --> 00:26:03,331 You know the story of Icarus? 567 00:26:03,418 --> 00:26:06,595 He, um... he tried to fly, uh, too close to the sun, 568 00:26:06,726 --> 00:26:09,816 but his wings melted, and so he fell down to Earth and died. 569 00:26:09,946 --> 00:26:13,863 But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown. 570 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:17,214 The middle, that is where you want to be. 571 00:26:17,301 --> 00:26:19,434 Yep. You're not drowning. 572 00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:21,088 You're not getting burned by the sun. 573 00:26:21,131 --> 00:26:22,785 But, hey, you're flying. 574 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,222 That's cool. - OK. Thanks, Mom. 575 00:26:27,311 --> 00:26:29,575 - Love you so much. You have no idea. 576 00:26:29,662 --> 00:26:31,228 It won't budge! 577 00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:38,235 Yeah, there's nobody in there. 578 00:26:42,152 --> 00:26:44,154 Hi. Name and grade? 579 00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:45,504 Thank you. 580 00:26:45,591 --> 00:26:47,941 - Hi. Name and grade? - Hey, how's it going? 581 00:26:48,071 --> 00:26:50,291 Thank you so much. Hi. 582 00:26:50,378 --> 00:26:52,032 - Hi. - Uh, name and grade? 583 00:26:52,162 --> 00:26:54,643 Orson Stern, ninth grade. 584 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,520 I'm new, so... 585 00:27:03,434 --> 00:27:06,089 - Uh, Dr. Webb? - Hmm? 586 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:09,266 Uh, this young man is in the system, but... 587 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,706 Hon, it looks like your transcript from 588 00:27:13,836 --> 00:27:17,100 your last school never arrived. 589 00:27:17,231 --> 00:27:19,189 We can't onboard you until we get it. 590 00:27:19,276 --> 00:27:21,017 My... my dad was supposed to do that. 591 00:27:21,061 --> 00:27:23,542 Oh, well, can you give him a call? 592 00:27:25,587 --> 00:27:27,328 Yeah. 593 00:27:47,478 --> 00:27:50,569 Um, he didn't... he didn't answer. 594 00:27:50,656 --> 00:27:53,659 Why don't you go wait in the dining hall? 595 00:27:53,702 --> 00:27:56,183 Someone will come find you. 596 00:27:56,226 --> 00:27:57,967 Hi. Name and grade? 597 00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:08,195 No! It won't budge. 598 00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,660 Hi. 599 00:28:38,747 --> 00:28:39,835 Uh, have a good day. 600 00:28:39,922 --> 00:28:41,968 Yeah, bye, bye, bye. 601 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,797 Um, hey, uh, we should talk. 602 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,363 There's nothing to talk about. 603 00:28:46,450 --> 00:28:47,800 Nothing to talk... that's... 604 00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:48,931 That's emotional distortion... 605 00:28:50,498 --> 00:28:53,153 And if deliberate, um, quite cruel. 606 00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:56,504 Duncan, I am not doing this here! 607 00:28:56,591 --> 00:28:58,767 - It's fine. That's fine. Follow me. Uh, we'll talk. 608 00:28:58,854 --> 00:29:00,595 - No. - Fine. 609 00:29:00,726 --> 00:29:03,859 Um, when you were insider trading off your patients... 610 00:29:03,946 --> 00:29:06,166 I'm sorry... I'm sorry, your clients. 611 00:29:06,253 --> 00:29:08,168 When you were insider trading off your clients' 612 00:29:08,298 --> 00:29:11,040 most private and confidential confidences 613 00:29:11,127 --> 00:29:13,303 given to you in strict confidence 614 00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:15,784 according to the rules of Therapy International... 615 00:29:15,828 --> 00:29:16,785 I'm just curious... 616 00:29:21,703 --> 00:29:22,922 Ah! Ah! 617 00:29:22,965 --> 00:29:24,140 Oh, my God! 618 00:29:24,227 --> 00:29:24,967 - Ah! - Oh! 619 00:29:28,623 --> 00:29:30,407 - What? - What the hell was that? 620 00:29:30,494 --> 00:29:33,367 JoAnne! 621 00:30:56,493 --> 00:30:57,973 Hello. Can I help you? 622 00:30:58,060 --> 00:30:59,235 Yes, hello. Hi. 623 00:30:59,322 --> 00:31:01,890 Um, I've been hacked, I think... 624 00:31:01,934 --> 00:31:04,545 several purchases of stocks I do not recognize. 625 00:31:04,588 --> 00:31:06,634 Oh, dear. Have a seat. 626 00:31:06,721 --> 00:31:08,157 Thank you. 627 00:31:08,244 --> 00:31:11,857 Um, the sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist. 628 00:31:11,944 --> 00:31:13,162 Hmm. 629 00:31:13,293 --> 00:31:14,990 - Um, but patients... well, clients... 630 00:31:15,077 --> 00:31:16,687 come for therapy to my home office. 631 00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:19,473 - Ah, working from home... the dream. 632 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,909 Yes, it is. 633 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,303 Um, but one of them must have got my phone and... 634 00:31:23,346 --> 00:31:24,783 and found my brokerage accounts. 635 00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:26,132 OK. 636 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:27,829 Well, let's see what we're talking about here. 637 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,700 OK. Thank you. 638 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:31,702 Name? 639 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:35,315 Uh, well, I need to emphasize that 640 00:31:35,402 --> 00:31:38,144 the doctor-patient confidentiality thing 641 00:31:38,231 --> 00:31:39,536 is a worry. 642 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,800 I mean, if it was one of my patients, 643 00:31:41,843 --> 00:31:45,499 I... I couldn't testify, um, to it. 644 00:31:45,542 --> 00:31:47,501 Hmm. 645 00:31:47,588 --> 00:31:49,590 Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. 646 00:31:49,677 --> 00:31:51,331 They know how to tango with law enforcement 647 00:31:51,374 --> 00:31:52,680 and all that jazz. 648 00:31:52,767 --> 00:31:53,855 Oh, no, no, no, no. 649 00:31:53,899 --> 00:31:55,901 No. Um, thank you. 650 00:31:55,988 --> 00:31:58,077 Um, no, you see, at least ten of my patients 651 00:31:58,164 --> 00:31:59,165 could have done this. 652 00:31:59,295 --> 00:32:01,515 So... and... and five of them 653 00:32:01,558 --> 00:32:04,823 have dangerous, violent tendencies. 654 00:32:04,910 --> 00:32:07,782 I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families. 655 00:32:07,869 --> 00:32:10,263 They could come after me. 656 00:32:10,350 --> 00:32:13,353 Could even come after you, Pat. 657 00:32:13,396 --> 00:32:14,702 Well, why would they come after me? 658 00:32:16,573 --> 00:32:21,056 Is there a world where we reverse the trades? 659 00:32:21,143 --> 00:32:23,580 Like, give it back? 660 00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:25,495 Well, we can't recoup your losses 661 00:32:25,582 --> 00:32:28,063 without a fraud report, I'm afraid. 662 00:32:28,107 --> 00:32:29,369 I... 663 00:32:31,806 --> 00:32:34,374 There weren't any losses, 664 00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:36,985 only profits. 665 00:32:37,029 --> 00:32:39,379 It's an ethical concern. 666 00:32:39,422 --> 00:32:43,470 I can't be making money off my... 667 00:32:43,513 --> 00:32:45,602 my patients. - Hmm. 668 00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:47,996 Well, you could... you could give the money 669 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:51,652 to charity, like for psychologists. 670 00:33:01,227 --> 00:33:04,621 Or I could lose it to protect my patient. 671 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,754 Make a bad bet, maybe two. 672 00:33:06,841 --> 00:33:08,756 Muddy it up? Sure. 673 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:10,889 But I can't advise you to do that. 674 00:33:11,019 --> 00:33:12,978 We have duties, fiduciary ones. 675 00:33:13,065 --> 00:33:15,241 Yeah, yeah, I get it. 676 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:17,156 I know what to do now. Great. 677 00:33:17,199 --> 00:33:19,462 Thank you, Pat. 678 00:33:19,549 --> 00:33:21,421 Now, would you be willing to fill out 679 00:33:21,551 --> 00:33:23,423 a customer satisfaction survey? 680 00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:26,295 No. 681 00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,471 Can you get a clearer image, Harper? 682 00:33:28,558 --> 00:33:30,082 This... it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard. 683 00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,692 I'm... 684 00:33:31,735 --> 00:33:33,694 Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you. 685 00:33:33,737 --> 00:33:35,565 Did you geo-fix her car? 686 00:33:35,652 --> 00:33:37,567 Yes, but the signal is very shaky. 687 00:33:37,654 --> 00:33:39,265 I'm only locked in on her telematics. 688 00:33:41,093 --> 00:33:42,616 Like, her car's emergency systems. 689 00:33:42,659 --> 00:33:44,357 OK. 690 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,880 Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon. 691 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:48,143 Her tire pressure monitors. 692 00:33:48,274 --> 00:33:51,451 Well, there's no hiding with this. 693 00:33:51,538 --> 00:33:53,453 Nice new digs, by the way. 694 00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:54,889 This could be the hub for this project. 695 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:55,934 What are we going to call it? 696 00:33:55,977 --> 00:33:57,544 Did you come up with a name yet? 697 00:33:57,587 --> 00:34:00,242 Eye in the Sky? - Duncam. 698 00:34:00,286 --> 00:34:02,984 That's funny, but something a little more grand. 699 00:34:03,071 --> 00:34:05,639 - The Duncquisition. - That's not funny. 700 00:34:05,726 --> 00:34:08,032 - The Eye of Odin. - No. 701 00:34:08,076 --> 00:34:09,556 No, Gnodin. Gnodin. 702 00:34:09,643 --> 00:34:10,686 Like... - Hypergnosis. 703 00:34:10,773 --> 00:34:11,862 Hypergnosis. Like... 704 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:13,646 - G-O-N? - No, no G. 705 00:34:13,777 --> 00:34:14,691 - No G. - Oh, she's on the 280. 706 00:34:14,778 --> 00:34:15,866 And she's getting off. 707 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:17,564 Where is she? 708 00:34:17,651 --> 00:34:19,131 OK, where is this? 709 00:34:19,174 --> 00:34:21,046 Harper, where is that? - Um... 710 00:34:21,133 --> 00:34:22,525 Why did you turn it off? 711 00:34:22,655 --> 00:34:24,875 It's just that I've already given you 712 00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:26,921 a 360-degree profile of this woman. 713 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:29,706 And this is not protecting, and it's not probing. 714 00:34:29,793 --> 00:34:31,317 It's straight-up stalking. 715 00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:33,405 We are not s... 716 00:34:33,492 --> 00:34:34,537 we're not stalking her. 717 00:34:34,624 --> 00:34:36,104 We are stalking her car. 718 00:34:36,148 --> 00:34:38,324 Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan. 719 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:39,934 - That's right. That's right. 720 00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:41,675 This is a life-or-deather. 721 00:34:41,718 --> 00:34:43,197 So now can you just do your job? 722 00:34:43,329 --> 00:34:45,809 - This is not my job. This is extra. 723 00:34:45,896 --> 00:34:47,724 - How much do you make? - 150. 724 00:34:47,811 --> 00:34:48,943 If I give you two, can we never 725 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:51,597 have this conversation again? 726 00:34:51,684 --> 00:34:53,686 I would like to be CTO. 727 00:34:53,773 --> 00:34:55,297 Wow. Wow. 728 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,733 A threat to my physical well-being 729 00:34:56,864 --> 00:34:58,170 is your cue to negotiate? 730 00:35:01,042 --> 00:35:02,913 We'll discuss at your next performance review. 731 00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,524 Oh, it's now. It sucks! 732 00:35:04,567 --> 00:35:07,483 Just get her back. 733 00:35:07,570 --> 00:35:09,703 The Eye of Gnodin. - Eye of Gnodin. 734 00:35:09,790 --> 00:35:12,271 Can we be quiet in this space please? 735 00:35:22,933 --> 00:35:24,283 OK. 736 00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:44,129 The secret to success... 737 00:35:44,172 --> 00:35:46,131 take something people already do for free 738 00:35:46,218 --> 00:35:47,741 and charge them for it. 739 00:35:47,828 --> 00:35:49,873 Now you've got a business. 740 00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:51,745 I'm a founder of Brainili. 741 00:35:51,788 --> 00:35:55,357 What's your winning idea? - Jesus Christ. 742 00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:59,318 Come on. Come on. 743 00:35:59,361 --> 00:36:00,971 Work is life. 744 00:36:01,015 --> 00:36:03,713 That's why I launched Defmo, a reimagined workweek 745 00:36:03,844 --> 00:36:06,760 for your business where days are numbers, not names. 746 00:36:06,890 --> 00:36:09,154 No more Mondays, no more Sundays, 747 00:36:09,197 --> 00:36:10,894 just pure flow. 748 00:36:10,981 --> 00:36:12,940 What's your winning idea? - Morons. 749 00:37:17,265 --> 00:37:20,573 Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. 750 00:37:20,703 --> 00:37:23,358 Its shell can only strengthen in isolation. 751 00:37:24,664 --> 00:37:26,492 So it is with young men. A... 752 00:37:51,386 --> 00:37:53,780 Wow. Great work, champ. 753 00:37:53,910 --> 00:37:55,825 Worth every penny. 754 00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:57,218 I thought you said no one else could do what you do. 755 00:37:57,305 --> 00:37:58,654 Well, her car's off, and her phone's off, 756 00:37:58,785 --> 00:38:01,091 so I can't track her aura. 757 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:04,269 Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, 758 00:38:04,312 --> 00:38:06,053 we release a ton of carbon. - Oh, great. 759 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:08,055 We'll sponsor a penguin. 760 00:38:08,098 --> 00:38:10,710 And if that extra 50K on your pay stub 761 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,972 weighs heavy on your conscience, 762 00:38:12,059 --> 00:38:13,582 you'll let me know about that too? 763 00:38:14,931 --> 00:38:17,238 Wha... wha... uh! 764 00:38:17,282 --> 00:38:19,588 The gentlemen from the VA are here. 765 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:21,590 No, they're not. 766 00:38:21,677 --> 00:38:23,375 They're literally right there. 767 00:38:24,898 --> 00:38:26,508 - Come on! Throw it like a man! 768 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:27,422 - Show me what you got. Yeah, yeah. 769 00:38:27,509 --> 00:38:28,728 What the hell? 770 00:38:28,815 --> 00:38:30,164 It's gonna have a little English on it. 771 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:31,731 - Oh, I studied English... - It's called backspin. 772 00:38:31,861 --> 00:38:32,993 - In university. - Backspin! 773 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,082 - What? - Suck it. Suck it. 774 00:38:35,169 --> 00:38:36,692 Oh, shit. 775 00:38:36,823 --> 00:38:39,565 They are playing ping pong, Anushka, in the office. 776 00:38:39,695 --> 00:38:42,220 I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos! 777 00:38:42,307 --> 00:38:44,787 I made an executive decision to plug my ears. 778 00:38:44,918 --> 00:38:47,181 You better roll out the red carpet for them, 779 00:38:47,312 --> 00:38:50,140 or you're gonna have to explain to the whole board 780 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:53,535 how you turned down a quarter of a billion dollars. 781 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:56,190 You're not thinking things through. 782 00:38:56,277 --> 00:38:57,713 What do you sell? 783 00:38:57,757 --> 00:39:01,935 Um, uh, no, the future? 784 00:39:02,065 --> 00:39:05,286 No, Prince Myshkin, data. 785 00:39:05,373 --> 00:39:10,073 The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files. 786 00:39:10,204 --> 00:39:12,946 You don't think big pharma would want data like that? 787 00:39:13,033 --> 00:39:16,950 Or life insurance companies or bloody commemorative coins? 788 00:39:18,604 --> 00:39:20,475 And if those data sales fund the good work 789 00:39:20,606 --> 00:39:25,480 of actually helping people who really do deserve it, 790 00:39:25,611 --> 00:39:27,656 maybe we can still get to heaven. 791 00:39:27,787 --> 00:39:29,267 Win-win. 792 00:39:29,354 --> 00:39:31,007 It just feels like, without Hamish, 793 00:39:31,094 --> 00:39:32,748 everyone's looking at me, 794 00:39:32,835 --> 00:39:34,707 waiting for me to just fall on my dick. 795 00:39:36,404 --> 00:39:38,232 No one is looking at you. 796 00:39:38,363 --> 00:39:40,365 Oh, that's supposed to make me feel better? 797 00:39:40,408 --> 00:39:41,757 What, you want people to look at you? 798 00:39:41,844 --> 00:39:43,455 Yes! 799 00:39:43,542 --> 00:39:45,979 Yes, I want them to look and see someone... 800 00:39:48,851 --> 00:39:50,288 Awesome. 801 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:52,202 Oh, I need some competition. 802 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:55,597 I played in bases all over the world! 803 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:58,426 Ruffage! Jeffery! 804 00:39:58,513 --> 00:39:59,862 Ruffry! 805 00:40:03,953 --> 00:40:05,215 I see you're making yourselves at home. 806 00:40:05,303 --> 00:40:08,915 Yeah, your offices are epic. 807 00:40:09,002 --> 00:40:10,960 - Yes, thank you. Thank you. 808 00:40:11,047 --> 00:40:13,267 Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start 809 00:40:13,354 --> 00:40:14,747 with single source justification. 810 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:17,402 Basically, if we can show the DC bean counters 811 00:40:17,489 --> 00:40:18,881 what's unique about Hypergnosis... 812 00:40:18,968 --> 00:40:20,405 We're unique as fuck. 813 00:40:22,407 --> 00:40:23,582 Great. Yeah. 814 00:40:23,669 --> 00:40:25,192 Uh, Harper, Harper. 815 00:40:25,235 --> 00:40:29,718 Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper. 816 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:32,895 Why don't you give them a look through the Eye of Gnodin? 817 00:40:32,982 --> 00:40:35,463 Extra carbon for my friends here. 818 00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:39,511 And we'll get that data merged into our system toot sweet. 819 00:40:39,598 --> 00:40:41,861 Well, we can have trucks here in 72 hours 820 00:40:41,948 --> 00:40:45,560 if you have someone to load... - Sorry, trucks? 821 00:40:45,691 --> 00:40:48,520 Yeah, a lot of it is still on paper, 822 00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:51,087 some floppy disks too, so... 823 00:40:51,131 --> 00:40:53,786 Yeah, you know, like when your home movies 824 00:40:53,873 --> 00:40:55,178 are on VHS kind of thing. 825 00:40:55,222 --> 00:40:56,745 I don't know. 826 00:40:56,832 --> 00:41:00,488 This is what the money's for, huh, to upload and update. 827 00:41:00,532 --> 00:41:03,796 - Paper? Floppy disks? What? What? 828 00:41:03,883 --> 00:41:06,668 She's parked somewhere in Milpitas. 829 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:08,627 Do you want me to go? - No. 830 00:41:08,670 --> 00:41:10,498 No, I'll do it. I'll do it. 831 00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:12,065 We just need some specs for the... 832 00:41:12,152 --> 00:41:14,067 And we will. We will. 833 00:41:24,947 --> 00:41:26,296 Lucky, this is the wrong way. 834 00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:27,472 Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway? 835 00:41:27,559 --> 00:41:28,473 Well, we're working on it. 836 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,996 No. Where is JoAnne? 837 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:31,563 I'm turning around because of you. 838 00:41:31,650 --> 00:41:32,520 - I am sorry, Duncan. - Shut... shut... shut up! 839 00:41:32,651 --> 00:41:33,869 - Duncan? - Shut up! 840 00:41:33,956 --> 00:41:36,176 Put Harper on! OK. OK, that makes sense. 841 00:41:36,306 --> 00:41:38,308 I'm going back that way. 842 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,180 Nice Hummer, asshole! 843 00:41:40,310 --> 00:41:42,443 Oh, it's an EV, OK? 844 00:41:42,530 --> 00:41:44,227 I'm part of the solution. 845 00:41:44,314 --> 00:41:46,360 Bitch. 846 00:41:46,447 --> 00:41:49,189 Oh, JoAnne, you can't hide from me. 847 00:42:06,162 --> 00:42:07,468 OK, OK. 848 00:42:07,555 --> 00:42:08,861 Harper says parking lot. 849 00:42:08,948 --> 00:42:10,123 Maybe on your left? 850 00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:11,167 - The parking lot. Looking left. 851 00:42:11,211 --> 00:42:12,299 - Right. - Right, right. 852 00:42:12,342 --> 00:42:14,170 Looking right. - OK, try left. 853 00:42:14,214 --> 00:42:16,564 - I don't see her. There is nothing here. 854 00:42:16,651 --> 00:42:17,826 OK. 855 00:42:17,957 --> 00:42:19,393 Literally, there is nothing here. 856 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,568 All right, just hold tight. 857 00:42:20,612 --> 00:42:22,352 Should be there. Harper? 858 00:42:22,483 --> 00:42:23,745 Yeah, should be there. 859 00:42:25,399 --> 00:42:26,705 Duncan, can you confirm? 860 00:42:28,794 --> 00:42:30,273 Duncan? 861 00:42:34,756 --> 00:42:36,715 Uh-oh. 862 00:42:44,592 --> 00:42:46,072 All right. 863 00:42:46,115 --> 00:42:47,595 Ready for some jokes? 864 00:42:51,425 --> 00:42:53,340 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 865 00:42:53,383 --> 00:42:54,907 'Cause poachers cut off his arms. 866 00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:55,864 Tess, please. 867 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:02,088 Organic facial expression of positive affect. 868 00:43:02,218 --> 00:43:04,482 He smiled. He laughed. 869 00:43:04,525 --> 00:43:07,267 Right? Just like any teenage person. 870 00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:10,226 Now he just needs spots and raging hormones. 871 00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:11,750 Trophy for you, Xander. 872 00:43:11,837 --> 00:43:15,362 Thank you, Martin. 873 00:43:15,405 --> 00:43:17,495 Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts 874 00:43:17,582 --> 00:43:19,192 for those of us with dopamine. 875 00:43:19,235 --> 00:43:20,585 He's making his own dopamine. 876 00:43:20,672 --> 00:43:22,761 He's gonna be a genuine friend 877 00:43:22,848 --> 00:43:24,197 who listens and responds to teens. 878 00:43:24,284 --> 00:43:25,851 You're in a bubble. 879 00:43:25,938 --> 00:43:28,201 You have no idea what teens today are going through. 880 00:43:29,419 --> 00:43:33,162 First chortle. - Right. 881 00:43:33,249 --> 00:43:34,555 Trophy for Tess if you make it to school 882 00:43:34,642 --> 00:43:36,905 today without incident. 883 00:45:21,706 --> 00:45:23,838 - I don't want to startle you. - Ah! Ah! 884 00:45:23,925 --> 00:45:26,232 - Hey. All right, hey. Calm down. 885 00:45:26,319 --> 00:45:27,581 - Get out! - Calm down. Calm down. 886 00:45:27,668 --> 00:45:28,930 - Get out of my house! - I just wanna talk. 887 00:45:28,974 --> 00:45:29,844 I just wanna talk! - Gary! 888 00:45:29,888 --> 00:45:31,150 No, Gary... Gary... 889 00:45:31,237 --> 00:45:34,327 - Gary! - He's not... he's not here, OK? 890 00:45:34,370 --> 00:45:35,545 The muscle's gone. He took the car. 891 00:45:35,589 --> 00:45:38,113 Just... JoAnne. 892 00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:43,684 Lift up your arms. 893 00:45:43,771 --> 00:45:46,774 Uh, OK, Duncan, you... 894 00:45:46,861 --> 00:45:50,343 you have to stop breaking into my house like this. 895 00:45:50,386 --> 00:45:52,214 - This is my first time. - OK. 896 00:45:52,258 --> 00:45:54,303 I... I'm gonna call the police right now. 897 00:45:54,347 --> 00:45:55,783 No, no. 898 00:45:55,870 --> 00:45:57,567 And I'm... and I'm gonna call Nena Marx... 899 00:45:57,655 --> 00:45:59,134 you know, the journalist? 900 00:45:59,221 --> 00:46:00,614 She hounds me for tips all the time. 901 00:46:00,701 --> 00:46:01,615 All I have to tell her is, Nena, 902 00:46:01,746 --> 00:46:03,182 do I have a story for you. 903 00:46:03,269 --> 00:46:05,445 Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades. 904 00:46:05,575 --> 00:46:07,229 Who wouldn't want to click that? 905 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,448 Come here. 906 00:46:08,578 --> 00:46:10,450 Like that. Let's go. 907 00:46:22,549 --> 00:46:24,029 You think you know everything about me. 908 00:46:25,334 --> 00:46:27,467 Well, you don't. 909 00:46:27,554 --> 00:46:30,339 Firstly, that varicose vein thing? 910 00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:32,167 It was just a consultation. 911 00:46:32,254 --> 00:46:34,256 I decided not to go through with it. 912 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:35,649 I figured. 913 00:46:35,736 --> 00:46:36,868 You don't always wear pantyhose. 914 00:46:36,955 --> 00:46:38,608 Ugh! 915 00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:41,089 Oh, my God. 916 00:46:41,176 --> 00:46:42,830 And much more importantly, 917 00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:45,180 that... that thing about Orson's custody, 918 00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,443 you have no right to any of it. 919 00:46:47,574 --> 00:46:50,316 But since you've already weaseled your way 920 00:46:50,403 --> 00:46:52,927 into my life, I... 921 00:46:53,058 --> 00:46:55,625 I wanted my son. 922 00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:58,585 It's just that... that Ethan told me, 923 00:46:58,628 --> 00:47:00,979 he... he promised that he would look after him 924 00:47:01,066 --> 00:47:02,458 while I finished my degree 925 00:47:02,502 --> 00:47:04,069 and got myself into lifelong student loan debt 926 00:47:04,156 --> 00:47:09,204 at 8%, so... and now I have a 15-year-old 927 00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:11,729 who has no memory of the little cowboy hat 928 00:47:11,772 --> 00:47:13,687 I got him after he had a shit fit 929 00:47:13,774 --> 00:47:15,733 in the middle of the food court. 930 00:47:15,863 --> 00:47:18,431 So you think you know everything 931 00:47:18,561 --> 00:47:21,086 because you have information. 932 00:47:21,216 --> 00:47:23,958 But information is not insight. 933 00:47:24,089 --> 00:47:27,048 And of that, Duncan, you have none. 934 00:47:28,963 --> 00:47:30,269 Please. 935 00:47:33,533 --> 00:47:36,536 Please. Please. 936 00:47:36,666 --> 00:47:40,366 Don't... don't do this. 937 00:47:40,453 --> 00:47:42,411 I mean, is this what you want? 938 00:47:42,455 --> 00:47:44,849 Please. 939 00:47:44,936 --> 00:47:50,245 It was just a little insider trading. 940 00:47:50,332 --> 00:47:53,031 Sorry. Yeah. 941 00:47:53,074 --> 00:47:54,597 Thank you. 942 00:47:54,684 --> 00:47:58,863 So sorry, but you can't unfuck that bell. 943 00:47:58,950 --> 00:48:00,473 You committed a crime. 944 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,562 And I'm the natural consequence of that crime. 945 00:48:02,649 --> 00:48:05,695 You are looking at this all wrong. 946 00:48:05,739 --> 00:48:07,306 I'm the best thing that's happened to you 947 00:48:07,349 --> 00:48:08,742 since Mike Abbadelli finger-banged you 948 00:48:08,873 --> 00:48:09,917 at the Turtleback Zoo. 949 00:48:10,048 --> 00:48:13,094 I... Mike... what... how... 950 00:48:13,225 --> 00:48:14,835 I... that memoir you're writing? 951 00:48:14,922 --> 00:48:16,271 It's still on Note Docs. 952 00:48:16,358 --> 00:48:19,318 It's like a demon shat you into my brain. 953 00:48:19,405 --> 00:48:21,537 How many companies, how many billions of dollars 954 00:48:21,668 --> 00:48:24,627 have you saved or earned for your clients? 955 00:48:24,714 --> 00:48:26,847 That... God, come on. That's got to burn. 956 00:48:26,934 --> 00:48:30,155 It is Jojo's turn, right? 957 00:48:30,242 --> 00:48:34,289 All I need is just one of your clients, 958 00:48:34,376 --> 00:48:36,814 someone, 959 00:48:36,901 --> 00:48:38,816 someone I could just do something with. 960 00:48:38,903 --> 00:48:40,643 That's it. 961 00:48:40,730 --> 00:48:45,997 And, of course, someone who's gonna get me. 962 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,053 Carl Bardolph. 963 00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:00,838 Carl Bardolph? 964 00:49:00,881 --> 00:49:02,404 As in Bardolph's Law, Bardolph? 965 00:49:02,535 --> 00:49:06,104 That... that Carl Bardolph? 966 00:49:09,107 --> 00:49:11,587 Oh, wow. Nice. OK. 967 00:49:11,718 --> 00:49:13,198 Oh, OK. 968 00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:14,677 So he wants to get back in the game. 969 00:49:14,764 --> 00:49:15,591 You know, what's his sweet spot, 970 00:49:15,635 --> 00:49:16,723 his open sesame? 971 00:49:16,810 --> 00:49:17,811 Come on. 972 00:49:17,898 --> 00:49:19,987 JoAnne. 973 00:49:20,031 --> 00:49:23,599 I bet he likes it, people worshipping at his feet. 974 00:49:23,686 --> 00:49:25,253 And does he... does he miss it? 975 00:49:25,384 --> 00:49:27,342 The glory days? 976 00:49:27,386 --> 00:49:29,040 Ooh, he's a glory hound. 977 00:49:29,127 --> 00:49:31,781 Yeah, yeah, I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet. 978 00:49:31,912 --> 00:49:34,262 Yeah? Come on. 979 00:49:34,349 --> 00:49:35,873 Oh, come on. 980 00:49:37,309 --> 00:49:39,528 Always? Sometimes? 981 00:49:39,615 --> 00:49:41,835 Rarely? Never? 982 00:49:46,492 --> 00:49:47,667 Sometimes. 983 00:49:50,844 --> 00:49:52,672 Tell me more. 984 00:49:58,199 --> 00:50:00,593 JoAnne? Sweetie. 985 00:50:06,164 --> 00:50:07,730 Wow. 986 00:50:07,817 --> 00:50:09,080 Everything OK? 987 00:50:11,865 --> 00:50:14,085 Hey. 988 00:50:15,173 --> 00:50:16,652 You all right? 989 00:50:16,696 --> 00:50:19,655 Gary, um, 990 00:50:19,742 --> 00:50:23,921 I have to tell you something. 991 00:50:25,879 --> 00:50:28,186 So Duncan Park? 992 00:50:28,229 --> 00:50:30,492 Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 993 00:50:30,579 --> 00:50:33,104 Yes, um, that's on me. 994 00:50:33,191 --> 00:50:35,410 I am so sorry about that. 995 00:50:35,497 --> 00:50:37,543 I... 996 00:50:37,630 --> 00:50:39,632 It was a slip. It was just a slip. 997 00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,375 I'm... I'm sorry. I apologized right away. 998 00:50:43,505 --> 00:50:49,468 And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych eval. 999 00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:53,515 You... 1000 00:50:53,559 --> 00:50:55,561 you did what? 1001 00:50:55,648 --> 00:50:57,258 Why? 1002 00:50:57,302 --> 00:51:00,870 That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. 1003 00:51:00,914 --> 00:51:04,309 And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable... 1004 00:51:04,352 --> 00:51:06,180 OK, I see you're still activated. 1005 00:51:06,224 --> 00:51:08,269 No, no, Gary, you have to listen to me! 1006 00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:09,792 - OK, OK. Can you just let me... 1007 00:51:09,923 --> 00:51:11,098 - You listen to me. - May I? 1008 00:51:11,229 --> 00:51:12,317 May I, please? May I? 1009 00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,496 I get it, I do. 1010 00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:20,803 Sometimes we become resentful of our clients. 1011 00:51:20,890 --> 00:51:24,720 Oh, please, tell me more, Professor Felder. 1012 00:51:24,764 --> 00:51:27,462 Oh, teach me, and mentor me. - All right. 1013 00:51:27,549 --> 00:51:29,812 Sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist 1014 00:51:29,899 --> 00:51:31,118 who was in a terrible car accident. 1015 00:51:31,205 --> 00:51:32,728 He barely survived, broke his neck, 1016 00:51:32,859 --> 00:51:34,643 and he lost the use of his legs 1017 00:51:34,730 --> 00:51:37,733 and still went back to treat clients. 1018 00:51:37,864 --> 00:51:39,692 And I asked him, how do you do this? 1019 00:51:39,779 --> 00:51:41,955 How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints 1020 00:51:42,042 --> 00:51:43,870 after what you've been through? 1021 00:51:43,913 --> 00:51:48,266 And the answer was, suffering is suffering. 1022 00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:55,012 Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story. 1023 00:51:58,537 --> 00:52:00,930 He was... no. 1024 00:52:01,018 --> 00:52:02,628 No, you're... no, you're wrong. 1025 00:52:02,671 --> 00:52:06,458 'Cause Phil was... no, you're mistaken about that. 1026 00:52:06,501 --> 00:52:11,202 But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy 1027 00:52:11,332 --> 00:52:14,248 as much as anybody anywhere. 1028 00:52:14,335 --> 00:52:15,380 He's a human being. 1029 00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:18,905 Rich, poor, it doesn't matter. 1030 00:52:22,865 --> 00:52:25,781 Can we stop fighting now, JoAnne? 1031 00:52:25,868 --> 00:52:29,089 I hate to fight with you. 1032 00:52:29,133 --> 00:52:30,134 Yeah? 1033 00:52:32,136 --> 00:52:35,052 Anyway, here. 1034 00:52:38,533 --> 00:52:41,145 I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want. 1035 00:52:41,188 --> 00:52:42,972 - That's not what I... I didn't mean to... 1036 00:52:43,103 --> 00:52:44,539 It's OK if you did. 1037 00:52:44,670 --> 00:52:46,150 I heard you. 1038 00:52:46,193 --> 00:52:48,935 And I wish I could give you a better... 1039 00:52:52,330 --> 00:52:54,158 Anyway, here. 1040 00:52:59,815 --> 00:53:01,295 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1041 00:53:01,339 --> 00:53:03,080 Silly. 1042 00:53:05,212 --> 00:53:07,867 Silly man. 1043 00:53:14,308 --> 00:53:16,267 Yeah? 1044 00:53:16,354 --> 00:53:18,399 Uh... it... 1045 00:53:21,707 --> 00:53:23,361 Oh, my God. It's... 1046 00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:27,060 It's perfect. 1047 00:53:29,628 --> 00:53:30,933 - Mmm. - Yum, right? 1048 00:53:30,977 --> 00:53:32,196 Mm-hmm. 1049 00:53:32,283 --> 00:53:33,675 I think this is our new regular. 1050 00:53:33,806 --> 00:53:35,024 Yeah. 1051 00:53:35,068 --> 00:53:37,114 I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good. 1052 00:53:37,201 --> 00:53:38,593 It is good. 1053 00:53:40,682 --> 00:53:42,728 Hey, Dad. 1054 00:53:42,858 --> 00:53:45,034 You can't fire Thelma. 1055 00:53:45,122 --> 00:53:46,819 She stole my cube, Jim-Jam. 1056 00:53:46,906 --> 00:53:49,343 And you've had so many nannies anyway. 1057 00:53:49,430 --> 00:53:52,607 No, just Thelma, since I was born. 1058 00:53:52,694 --> 00:53:54,174 No. 1059 00:53:54,261 --> 00:53:55,567 What about the hot one when you were young, 1060 00:53:55,610 --> 00:53:56,829 with the shorts? 1061 00:53:56,872 --> 00:53:58,265 That was Thelma. 1062 00:53:58,352 --> 00:54:00,398 That was Thelma? 1063 00:54:00,441 --> 00:54:02,139 Oh, really? OK. 1064 00:54:03,749 --> 00:54:05,011 How about this? 1065 00:54:05,098 --> 00:54:06,621 You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, 1066 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:10,408 and I won't... I won't fire Thelma, OK? 1067 00:54:10,495 --> 00:54:11,539 Deal. 1068 00:54:12,758 --> 00:54:14,716 And also... 1069 00:54:14,847 --> 00:54:16,283 Mm-hmm. 1070 00:54:16,414 --> 00:54:19,721 I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating. 1071 00:54:19,808 --> 00:54:21,419 I don't need all the extra time, 1072 00:54:21,506 --> 00:54:22,594 and you and Mom won't have to give money. 1073 00:54:22,681 --> 00:54:24,378 OK. OK. 1074 00:54:24,465 --> 00:54:26,511 It is Daddy's money. 1075 00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:30,036 And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real. 1076 00:54:30,123 --> 00:54:33,648 The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself. 1077 00:54:33,735 --> 00:54:35,259 Cheaters never lose. 1078 00:54:35,346 --> 00:54:37,522 And losers, they never cheat. 1079 00:54:39,567 --> 00:54:41,134 OK, Dad. 1080 00:54:50,448 --> 00:54:52,014 Mmm. 1081 00:56:03,172 --> 00:56:05,392 Ardoff in my sights. 1082 00:56:05,523 --> 00:56:07,220 I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla. 1083 00:56:09,004 --> 00:56:10,571 I'm guessing you're a veteran of war. 1084 00:56:10,702 --> 00:56:12,747 - Did you kill anyone? - Xander... 1085 00:56:12,878 --> 00:56:14,706 Until we get his transcript, 1086 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,534 he's not our responsibility. 1087 00:56:16,708 --> 00:56:19,885 Duncan Park, hypernosis. 1088 00:56:19,972 --> 00:56:21,930 Zero days since I stabbed someone, Joann. 1089 00:56:22,061 --> 00:56:25,369 Do you hate me that much? - Yes. 1090 00:56:25,543 --> 00:56:26,848 What happened to your face? 1091 00:56:27,022 --> 00:56:28,241 What happened to yourface? 1092 00:56:33,899 --> 00:56:35,292 - Here we go. - Action. 1093 00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:40,993 I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore. 1094 00:56:41,123 --> 00:56:43,822 It triggered me like a fire alarm at a... 1095 00:56:43,952 --> 00:56:45,563 at a fireworks factory. 1096 00:56:45,650 --> 00:56:48,696 That's how bad it triggered me. Never again! 1097 00:56:48,827 --> 00:56:52,134 Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger-management purposes. 1098 00:56:52,221 --> 00:56:55,486 He's upset at something. 1099 00:56:55,616 --> 00:56:58,271 I don't know if we really know what that is yet. 1100 00:56:58,402 --> 00:57:01,666 To me, some of it's just old- fashioned generational ageism, 1101 00:57:01,796 --> 00:57:03,668 where he's older 1102 00:57:03,755 --> 00:57:06,845 and he sees the younger people screwing things up. 1103 00:57:06,975 --> 00:57:10,196 -And she gives him a mnemonic... S.T.O.P. 1104 00:57:10,327 --> 00:57:12,372 -S... Stop. T... Take a step back. 1105 00:57:12,503 --> 00:57:13,982 O... Observe. 1106 00:57:14,069 --> 00:57:16,898 P... Proceed mindfully. - Yeah. 1107 00:57:16,985 --> 00:57:19,988 It's just a-a little thing to remember for when that... 1108 00:57:20,075 --> 00:57:22,208 The S in STOP is for "stop," correct? 1109 00:57:22,339 --> 00:57:24,602 That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers, 1110 00:57:24,689 --> 00:57:27,256 and she would joke about that. 1111 00:57:27,344 --> 00:57:29,824 -I may start... S is for "start"... 1112 00:57:29,911 --> 00:57:32,914 T... uh, "throwing things"... - Carl. 1113 00:57:33,045 --> 00:57:35,047 I think it's hysterical from the point of view 1114 00:57:35,177 --> 00:57:37,223 of Bardolph getting so pissed off 1115 00:57:37,310 --> 00:57:41,488 on the lack of thought that went into making "stop" 1116 00:57:41,619 --> 00:57:43,664 the first step of S.T.O.P. 1117 00:57:43,795 --> 00:57:45,187 Based on a true story. 1118 00:57:45,318 --> 00:57:46,711 - Don't say it. - I'm gonna say it. 1119 00:57:46,841 --> 00:57:47,799 - Don't say it. - I'm... I'm gonna say it. 1120 00:57:47,929 --> 00:57:49,235 Retarded! - Okay. 1121 00:57:49,366 --> 00:57:50,932 And the last T is for "therapist"! 1122 00:57:51,063 --> 00:57:52,847 I am going to start throwing things 1123 00:57:52,978 --> 00:57:54,545 at retarded therapists! 1124 00:57:57,548 --> 00:58:00,028 You're out. 1125 00:58:00,115 --> 00:58:01,813 What was Joanne texting Gary about? 1126 00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:04,119 - She wants a gun. - Agun? 1127 00:58:04,206 --> 00:58:05,425 Uh-oh. 1128 00:58:05,512 --> 00:58:07,645 Also in Episode 2, 1129 00:58:07,732 --> 00:58:11,649 you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne-Duncan dynamic. 1130 00:58:11,736 --> 00:58:13,390 Hi. 1131 00:58:13,477 --> 00:58:15,087 He feels like they were gonna be partners. 1132 00:58:15,174 --> 00:58:16,436 And now she's not returning his calls. 1133 00:58:16,523 --> 00:58:18,307 She's ghosting him. 1134 00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:20,222 I don't want to startle you... 1135 00:58:20,309 --> 00:58:22,834 Duncan breaking into Joanne's house... 1136 00:58:22,921 --> 00:58:24,923 First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season. 1137 00:58:25,053 --> 00:58:26,577 I just love it. 1138 00:58:26,707 --> 00:58:29,188 These two actors are duking it out 1139 00:58:29,318 --> 00:58:32,539 in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch. 1140 00:58:32,670 --> 00:58:34,323 I just have to say, like, 1141 00:58:34,454 --> 00:58:36,543 working with Sarah has been an absolute treat. 1142 00:58:36,630 --> 00:58:39,677 You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work 1143 00:58:39,764 --> 00:58:42,244 and be inspired by the people around you to push harder 1144 00:58:42,331 --> 00:58:43,811 and, you know, be better. 1145 00:58:43,942 --> 00:58:49,121 -It was just a little... insider trading. 1146 00:58:49,251 --> 00:58:51,558 But you can't unfuck that bell. 1147 00:58:51,689 --> 00:58:53,647 You committed a crime, 1148 00:58:53,778 --> 00:58:55,606 and I'm the natural consequence of that crime. 1149 00:58:55,693 --> 00:59:00,219 It is the moment when your character's wants and needs 1150 00:59:00,349 --> 00:59:03,178 come to a collision point. 1151 00:59:03,265 --> 00:59:05,137 Joanne seemingly gives in. 1152 00:59:05,224 --> 00:59:08,445 All I need is just one of your clients. 1153 00:59:08,532 --> 00:59:09,707 Carl Bardolph. 1154 00:59:10,621 --> 00:59:12,405 Carl Bardolph. 1155 00:59:12,536 --> 00:59:15,190 We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry 1156 00:59:15,321 --> 00:59:17,323 and does not want people talking to him 1157 00:59:17,410 --> 00:59:19,020 and worshipping at his feet. 1158 00:59:19,151 --> 00:59:21,370 She does not mention that to Duncan. 1159 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:24,504 That will play out in the next episode of "The Audacity."