1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,230 [all breathing heavily] 2 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,493 Shaxs has the gym in 20, 3 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,060 but we should have time for a quick round. 4 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,193 Ooh, you guys gonna go 'anbo? Can I get in on that? 5 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:21,108 Sure! More the merrier. 6 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,500 Three months of midnight practice 7 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,893 -is finally gonna pay off. -[both laugh] 8 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:26,374 Can't wait to see the look on her face. 9 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,076 Glad you're still into this. I was worried 10 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,904 maybe I came down too hard on you last time. 11 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,819 Hopefully we picked up a few of your moves. 12 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:40,127 Nothing like some friendly Anbo-jyutsu to work up a sweat. 13 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,042 [buzzer blares] 14 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:44,087 [grunting] 15 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,090 Ha. We've been training on the holodeck at night. 16 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,092 You might want to take off the kid gloves. 17 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,528 Oh. Ah... 18 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:53,009 -Are you okay? I didn't mean... -I'm great. 19 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,316 I can finally get in a real workout. 20 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,318 BOTH: Uh... 21 00:00:57,361 --> 00:01:00,930 [both crying out] 22 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:03,715 Oh, God. No, no, no, no! 23 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,500 [crying out] 24 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,200 Ah! Ah! 25 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:13,725 Put the kid gloves on! Put the kid gloves on! 26 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:14,944 Shaxs! Help! 27 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,859 Don't worry about me, I'm early. 28 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:18,121 You've still got ten minutes. 29 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:20,341 -[both crying out] -[punches landing] 30 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,430 ♪ 31 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:44,104 ♪ 32 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,472 ♪ 33 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:35,024 Well, if raktajino makes you all jumpy, 34 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:37,113 then just switch to human coffee. 35 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,201 Eh, I tried, 36 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,202 -but it's too weak... -[growling] 37 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,335 Shh! Did you hear something? 38 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,381 Ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah... 39 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,469 -[twig snaps] -Ah! 40 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:48,820 -[roaring] -[crying out] 41 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:55,653 FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58036.4: 42 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:57,916 the Cerritos is en route to Frylon IV 43 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,745 to investigate the reported sighting of a mugato, 44 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:03,705 a dangerous creature not indigenous to this planet. 45 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,621 "Poisonous, carnivorous, strength of ten men." 46 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,318 Huh, sounds like my ex. 47 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:11,234 I can't believe we pulled another animal control op, 48 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:14,237 as if there weren't more important jobs for us to do. 49 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:17,414 The bio-electrical signatures on Frylon has made it difficult 50 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,894 to pinpoint life signs, 51 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:21,331 but with boots on the ground, we'll find her. 52 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:27,250 Let's see, hmm, hmm, hmm... What about... 53 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,948 a ten percent gratuity on a biannual basis? 54 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,254 Hmm, worth considering... 55 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,734 -What up?! -BOTH: Ah! 56 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,344 Wow, flinch much? Hey, work later. 57 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:36,694 Let's hit the phaser range. I need moving targets. 58 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,261 This isn't work, we're playing Diplomath. 59 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,524 And, we're at a crucial point in the negotiation. 60 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,092 -We're both about to lose! -Why is that good? 61 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:44,789 If both sides are equally unsatisfied 62 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,922 with the negotiation, you can close the deal! 63 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:48,445 Ready for final offers? 64 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:52,797 -Eh, I don't like it. -I guess I can live with that. 65 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,278 -That's a compromise! -Oh, boy. 66 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,454 I'd say you guys should take up a less-embarrassing hobby, 67 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:58,847 but it might be too late. 68 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,155 Honus! Can we get two more? 69 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:05,157 Yeah, maybe with some pain reliever mixed in? 70 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:08,117 Ah, yeah. Not surprised you fellas need a drink 71 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,815 after talkin' with that powder keg friend of yours. 72 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,208 Huh? You talking about Mariner? 73 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,080 If'n that's her real name. 74 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:17,605 Haven't you boys ever wondered how she's able to 75 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:21,696 kick so much ass and get away with whatever she wants? 76 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:24,394 Uh, 'cause her mom's the captain and she practices kicking a lot? 77 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:25,569 Usually on us. 78 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,441 Workin' the bar, I hear a lot 79 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,225 of inside information. 80 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,402 Your friend is a specially trained secret agent 81 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:35,536 for Starfleet black ops. 82 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,799 -Ha-ha-ha. Shut up, Honus! -Yeah, right, okay, man. 83 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,584 I'm telling you, they made her into a killing machine. 84 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:41,803 The perfect weapon. 85 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,283 We spend all of our time with Mariner. 86 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,024 Pretty sure we'd know if she was "the perfect weapon." 87 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,374 Most of the time she's napping. 88 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,811 Of course she does. Captain's daughter, 89 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,726 friends with the softest guys on the ship; 90 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,075 it's the perfect cover. 91 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,816 Haven't you ever noticed that she seems to know 92 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,208 every fightin' style? 93 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,949 She is a master of Anbo-jyutsu... 94 00:04:57,993 --> 00:05:00,343 Look, we may be soft, but we're not gullible. 95 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:03,085 Just watch out. When her back's against the wall, 96 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,130 that's when the training kicks in. 97 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:09,134 She's programmed to protect herself at all costs. 98 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:14,096 All costs. 99 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,316 Okay, buddy, you heard wrong. 100 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:19,406 I bet they didn't believe the rumors on the Atlantis either, 101 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,408 until it was too late, and they were all... 102 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,061 MANAGER: Honus, could you get back to work?! 103 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,107 Billups is still waiting on his peach daiquiri. 104 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:28,023 Ah, keep your pips on, Billups. 105 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,633 -That guy's so full of it. -Yeah, right? 106 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,940 As if Starfleet would ever hide a black ops agent 107 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,376 -on one of their own ships. -Yeah. 108 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,291 I mean, Starfleet Intelligence does it. 109 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,293 And Tuvok did it when he infiltrated the Maquis. 110 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,164 And there were a ton during the Dominion War. 111 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,558 But on the Cerritos? Yeah, right. 112 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,257 Yeah, right... 113 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,130 [alarm sounding] 114 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,437 Oh! Looks like we have a spike in the subcortical. 115 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,742 Let's move, people! 116 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,005 I need 30cc's of desalinated paviatic fluid. 117 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:55,877 -On it. -Uh, technically, 118 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,139 that's my patient. 119 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,183 Clear the area! 120 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,576 [muttering]: That's fine. I... 121 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,318 Ensign Tendi, my office. 122 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,581 I'm sorry, Doctor, I know you said I need to be 123 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,278 -more assertive, I just... -Okay, okay, whatever. 124 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:09,064 This is a list of crew who've avoided their annual physicals. 125 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:11,719 But why? The biometric scan is non-invasive. 126 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:14,330 Some freaks hate being reduced to a set of readings. 127 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,593 I need you to hunt them down and scan their asses. 128 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:17,942 You got what it takes? 129 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,814 Yes! Thank you for this opportunity. 130 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,424 I won't let you down. 131 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,557 So I was reading up on the mugatos. 132 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,950 Did you know they have alternative pronunciations? 133 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,300 Mogatu, mugutu, and gumato. 134 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:29,911 Isn't that neat and inconsistent? 135 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,347 -Mm. -Dude, I'm talking 136 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,435 alien pronunciations here. 137 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,436 That's, like, your favorite thing. 138 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,481 -What's up? -Check this out. 139 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,352 Mariner's record. 140 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,398 Don't tell me you actually believe that bartender. 141 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,443 Mariner has served on a lot of ships. 142 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,227 Because she's always getting demoted. 143 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,620 Yeah. That's what she says. 144 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,448 Look. When she served on the Atlantis, 145 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,363 half the crew mysteriously vanished. 146 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,017 I'm sure it was just a reassignment. 147 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,410 A hundred reassignments? Plus, 148 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,150 there's nothing in the logs about it. 149 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:54,457 Just one day, poof, all gone. 150 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,981 That is weird. You don't think she had anything to do with it? 151 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,723 -Who to do with what? -[both scream] 152 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,117 -[both gasp] -Whoa! You guys see that? 153 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,946 -[both sigh] -What's got you so jumpy? 154 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,643 Just excited to see a mugato. 155 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:10,517 Oh, you would be. Just stay out of my way down there. Or else. 156 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,909 Aah! Or else what? 157 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,955 I don't know, we'll get poisoned by a mugato. 158 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,044 You guys are so weird sometimes. 159 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:23,834 Shaxs, our sensors indicate a storm moving in. 160 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,619 You've got less than 22 minutes 161 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:26,968 before we lose comms. 162 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:29,100 Copy that, Captain. You all got the briefing. 163 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:31,755 No weapons. These mugutus are endangered, 164 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:34,454 and their genitals are sensitive to phaser fire. 165 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,894 [thunder rumbling] 166 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,116 All right, fan out. 167 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,554 This is where we detected a gumato life sign. 168 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,645 Ah, what have we here? [sniffs deeply] 169 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,212 -Mugato dung. -Ew! 170 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:56,737 -Fresh. Tangy. -[gags] 171 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,565 [sniffing] 172 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,392 RUTHERFORD: She doesn't seem dangerous. 173 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,872 I think we're being silly billies. 174 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:04,222 Even if Mariner was black ops, which she is not, 175 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,528 that bartender said she'd only flip out 176 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,138 if her back was against the wall. 177 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:08,923 This is just one random mugato, we're fine. 178 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,968 [grunts] 179 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,758 Yo, it's pretty clear we're going in the right direction. 180 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,760 You don't have to... [gags] 181 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,152 Mm-hmm. 182 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,417 Oh. 183 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,205 Ferengi. 184 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:34,557 -[chittering] -[roaring] 185 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,257 Clear them out, fools. 186 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,346 I need to show off the fresh merchandise. 187 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:44,654 I'll take a dozen horns. Are they horns or tusks? 188 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,308 They're whatever you want them to be, 189 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:49,398 as long as your latinum's gold-pressed. 190 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,443 They're harvesting these animals. 191 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:52,967 Boimler to Cerritos. 192 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,316 Look, they've got a signal dampener. 193 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,839 It's jamming this whole area. 194 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,319 Looks like we're on our own. 195 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,887 Just how I like it, backs against the wall. 196 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,410 I think we should retreat and... 197 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,238 -Let's move. -[both gasp] 198 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,068 Starfleet! 199 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:09,636 Ferengi poachers, you are violating 200 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,464 the conservation laws of Federation space. 201 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:15,424 Oh, this is Federation space? 202 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,034 I didn't know that. Did you know that? 203 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:20,516 Oh, thank the maker you're here. I was being attacked by these... 204 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,431 You were purchasing illegal horns. 205 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,346 Stand down and prepare to be searched. 206 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:28,176 Hey, no need for all this. We're licensed businessmen. 207 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,831 Oh, really? You have a permit? 208 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,529 Yes, a permit to whip you! 209 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,618 -[Boimler screams] -[alarm sounding] 210 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,232 [roaring] 211 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,365 -MARINER: Mugato stampede! -Take cover! 212 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:46,281 [all grunting, roaring] 213 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,853 [both panting, gasping] 214 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,682 -What do we do?! -I don't know! Where's Shaxs?! 215 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:59,599 No! Aah... 216 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,123 It's real. She's going to kill us! 217 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,690 [both yelling] 218 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,779 RUTHERFORD: But there's mugatos out there! 219 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,476 Yeah, but she's in here! 220 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,704 BARNES: Captain, we have an unknown ship 221 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:18,879 leaving the planet's orbit. 222 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,229 -One occupant. -Hail them. 223 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,579 Leave me alone. I don't have any horns. 224 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,669 What? I just want to know if you encountered our away team. 225 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,019 Not interested. Don't hail me again. 226 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,500 Wha-- Put a tractor beam on that ship. 227 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,937 I think we need to have a little chat. 228 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,116 Captain, his ship-- the hull's integrity's failing. 229 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,641 What the-- Emergency transport, now! 230 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,514 What in the name of... 231 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,907 My ship! 232 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,648 I said the tractor beam! 233 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,520 It was, Captain! At the lowest tractor factor. 234 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,958 My whole life was on that ship. What have you done? 235 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,526 [sobbing] 236 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,528 We need to get out of range of their signal dampeners, 237 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,965 put some distance between us and Mariner, and contact the ship. 238 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,401 Was she eating Shaxs? 239 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:04,620 That's freakin' crazy, man, that's just... 240 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,362 [growling, roaring] 241 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,625 -[both yell] -Go! 242 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,763 [both whimpering] 243 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,416 [mugato sniffing] 244 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,293 [shushes] Easy, mates. You're safe with me. 245 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,164 Great. Uh, who are you? 246 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,644 I'm Patingi. 247 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,778 The renowned biologist? 248 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:35,433 I have five books on mugatos. 249 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,261 For real? Can you help us get out of here? 250 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,828 Of course, mates. 251 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:41,657 I've been studying these beautiful mooga-toes for years. 252 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,963 I'll walk you right to safety. 253 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,705 -Oh, you're the best, Patingi! -I know. 254 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,925 Come on. Stay low. Follow me. 255 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,535 [imitating mugato noises] 256 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,016 -Man, Patingi rules. -Right? 257 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,757 [humming] 258 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,368 H-Hi, Lieutenant! Sorry to bother you, 259 00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:58,848 but it says here that you haven't come in 260 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,068 -for your annual physical? -Uh, I'm pretty busy. 261 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,591 I'll get to it when I get to it. 262 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,245 Well, actually, time is of the essence, and... 263 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,248 I said I'm busy. 264 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,902 [scoffs] 265 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,294 [Patingi imitating mugato noises] 266 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,556 Patingi, are we gonna be in your next book? 267 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,733 Hmm? Oh, no, I don't write, mate. 268 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,909 I've read five books on moo-goes. 269 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,476 -Wait. What? -Yeah, I figured I knew enough 270 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,174 to walk amongst them. 271 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,263 [imitating mugato noises] 272 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,048 -See? I'm like one of their own. -[both gasp] 273 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,138 BOTH: Aah! Patingi! 274 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:31,272 -♪ -[both panting] 275 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,535 [both crying out] 276 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,626 I'm really committed to fitness. 277 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,671 I spot Ransom, like, all the time. 278 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:40,803 We're really good pals. 279 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,631 Lemme get another... [grunts] 280 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,938 Thank you for the DNA scan, Lieutenant. 281 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,070 Ooh, it says here you should be drinking more milk 282 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,159 -because your bones are so weak. -[laughing] 283 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,553 Hey, don't listen to her, I'm as strong as... 284 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,860 -[bone cracks] -Oh, God, my hip! 285 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,254 Stevens to T'Ana. Emergency transport. 286 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,690 -[cries out] -[bones cracking] 287 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,780 [Boimler and Rutherford groaning] 288 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,000 [sighs] 289 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,567 If we ever get off this planet, 290 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,047 we'll have to turn in Mariner, won't we? 291 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,092 Yeah. Feels bad, reporting anyone in Starfleet, 292 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,615 much less a friend. 293 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,139 Was she our friend? Or were we just cover for... 294 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,793 -[growling] -Shh! 295 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,537 [quietly]: Quick. In there. 296 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,453 [growling, sniffing] 297 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,154 -[loud banging] -Aah! 298 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,200 What are they doing? 299 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,899 BOIMLER: Oh, God, they're mating. 300 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,338 [moaning] 301 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,602 -[squeals] -Ah... 302 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,213 -We're gonna drown. -Come on, come on. 303 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,433 [mugatos grunting, moaning] 304 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,522 BOIMLER: Crap! Another one! 305 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,178 [roaring] 306 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,180 BOIMLER: Oh, this could get violent if he tries 307 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,659 to assert dominance. 308 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,792 [cheeping] 309 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,273 [snarls] 310 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,275 [cheeping excitedly] 311 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,363 Is he asserting? 312 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:05,322 No. I-I think he likes to watch. 313 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:10,371 All right, who's next? 314 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,677 ♪ 315 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,768 [device trilling] 316 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,340 ♪ 317 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,997 [device trilling] 318 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,132 Huh. 319 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,135 Who are you? 320 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,615 Okay, they wore themselves out. 321 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,966 Ew, gross. Even the watcher. 322 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,316 Do you think the captain knows Mariner's undercover? 323 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,665 BOIMLER: Probably her idea. 324 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,101 Oh, man, so the mom-and-daughter thing 325 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,276 was all an act. 326 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,364 We were so stupid 327 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,583 -not to see it. -Wait. 328 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,456 Watch it. Mugato trap. 329 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,590 -Hi! -Aah! Run! 330 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,939 What the hell are you two doing?! 331 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,941 [cries out, grunts] 332 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,508 Guys, quick! The Ferengi are coming. 333 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,857 You've gotta get me out of here so... 334 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,511 So you can eat us, just like Shaxs?! 335 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,469 -What?! -We saw it, Mariner. 336 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,514 Back there at the compound. 337 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,690 Shaxs was stung by a mugato! 338 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,126 Yeah, and you stabbed him and licked his blood. 339 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,954 They really messed you up good in that lab. 340 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,131 I had to suck the venom out! What lab? 341 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,524 We know what you really are. 342 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,960 Wait, wait, wait, wait, did you find out 343 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,527 that I'm a black ops secret agent? 344 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,964 -You aren't even hiding it?! -Section 31! 345 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,574 I am not a spy, guys. 346 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,054 Then how did you know? 347 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,490 Because I started that rumor. 348 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,275 Yeah, right, more black ops lies. 349 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:31,278 No, really, that was me. Look, I like having a mystique. 350 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,627 Even if we did believe you, 351 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,976 how do you explain the Atlantis? 352 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,108 Half the crew disappeared with no explanation. 353 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,413 Did you eat them? 354 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,675 The Atlantis? 355 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,721 No, everyone got Kerplickian lice. 356 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,288 Of course Starfleet Command didn't put it 357 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,680 in the official records. 358 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,465 Do you know how embarrassing it is 359 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,728 to lose a starship to lice? 360 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,251 Why are you so good at martial arts? 361 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,992 Because it's a sport I can practice on my own, 362 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,081 because on every ship, I never have friends who-- 363 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,823 Wait, you-you looked up my records? 364 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:58,044 You guys, you thought I was an undercover killer? 365 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,002 Ow! What the hell?! 366 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,873 -Oh, I thought you just... -Because before you did, and 367 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,353 -it was like you were a ninja. -...might catch the tricorder... 368 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,703 Yeah, but-- That's all it took is a lucky catch? 369 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,140 You shouldn't have started that rumor. 370 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,750 I mean, "Kill anything in her way"? 371 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,099 Why would you want people to think that? 372 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,188 Because it keeps jerks away from me. 373 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,147 But I can't believe you guys would ever believe that. 374 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,713 You're my best friends. 375 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,194 I-I think we believed because that part made sense. 376 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,370 That a badass like you wouldn't really be friends 377 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,719 with guys like us. 378 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,244 -Aw, guys, I... Oh, crap. -[vehicle approaching] 379 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,376 -It's too late. Hide. -We're not leaving you! 380 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,336 The Ferengi got everyone else. It's up to you guys! 381 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,728 But what do we do? 382 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,339 You have to be the black ops super spies. 383 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,210 Kick their asses! 384 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,516 [tires screeching] 385 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,171 [doors opening, closing] 386 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,088 Ah, what a catch. Take her! 387 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,093 [tires screeching] 388 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,756 Any luck with those physicals? 389 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,932 I'm almost done, just one holdout left. 390 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,847 Really? I'm impressed, Ensign. 391 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,762 This last one, it's weird. 392 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,199 It's not even a name, 393 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,070 -it's just a serial number. -Ah. 394 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,203 Well, probably just an error in the system. 395 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,380 It's almost as if someone erased their information. 396 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,425 Yeah, I mean, there's always one that slips through the cracks. 397 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,210 We've wasted enough time on this. Come on. 398 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,082 Ugh, I just really wanted to finish this job for you. 399 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,128 Enough! Go back to your station, Ensign. 400 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,433 [sighs] 401 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,915 [gasps] That number. 402 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,743 You're the last holdout? 403 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,919 [clapping] 404 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,400 Congratulations. You got me. 405 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,185 I-I just don't understand. Why not just get your exam? 406 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,101 You want me to see a doctor? I am the doctor! 407 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,798 When I picked you for this job, 408 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,931 I was counting on you to give up. 409 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,672 Maybe the old Tendi was a pushover, 410 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,892 but a lot's changed since slightly earlier today. 411 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,940 All right, let's just get this over with. 412 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:55,552 -[screeching, mewling] -Get back here! 413 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,903 Bad Dr. T'Ana. Bad! 414 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,124 [screeching] 415 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,956 [hisses] 416 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,265 Mr. Hyde, while we can't replace your ship, 417 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,616 I can offer you one of our shuttlecrafts. 418 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,183 I think that's more than fair. 419 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,358 Hmm... 420 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,447 Uh, Captain, don't you think Starfleet 421 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,404 would frown on that? 422 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,145 We're helping a traveler in need. 423 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,974 We'll just tell them we lost the shuttle in a black hole. 424 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,193 Wouldn't be the first. 425 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,282 Oh, I had so many personal items 426 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,805 aboard the Ladyjane too, 427 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,285 that could never be replaced. 428 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,025 We're talking rare antiques. 429 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,767 -Like what? -Oh, an old model sailing ship, 430 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:41,250 a nautilus shell, bronze pineapple, little Gorn doll. 431 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,557 These hold special meaning to me. 432 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,516 Well, I guess we have similar taste. 433 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,214 [scoffs] 434 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,830 [pained groaning] 435 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,528 [cackles] 436 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,748 I wish Mariner was a super soldier. 437 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,619 Or if only we had special powers. 438 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:06,319 Wait, we do. I mean, maybe not here, but here. 439 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,711 -Our skin! -Our brains. 440 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:08,886 -Brains, right. -It's our brains. 441 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,497 Brains are inside of our skins. 442 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:22,204 T'ANA: I treat over 100 different species on this ship. 443 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,206 I think I'd know if I'm healthy. 444 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,295 Then just let me scan you! 445 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,384 T'ANA: I don't need a second opinion. 446 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,038 [shouts] 447 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,693 -[mewling] -[groans] My arm! 448 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:33,955 It's broken! 449 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,870 Oh, nice, the old "fake an injury" thing? 450 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,220 Yeah, I'm not gonna fall for-- Oh, [bleep]! 451 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,223 God, kid, I'm sorry. This is all my... 452 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,485 [trilling] 453 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,532 Got ya. [groans weakly] 454 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,796 Well played. That was actually kinda quick. 455 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,972 I don't know why I made such a big thing of it. 456 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,322 You know you guys can just replicate stuff, right? 457 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,411 Like the-the stuff you buy with latinum, 458 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,326 you could just replicate. You guys are dumb. 459 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:01,504 If we're so dumb, then how did we capture you, human? 460 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,202 You guys are what, some creepy throwback 461 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,508 Last Outpost style Ferengi? You ever heard of Quark? 462 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,118 Of course I've heard of Quark! 463 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,730 -[door bangs open] -♪ 464 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,253 Starfleet! 465 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,387 Hey, Ferengi! We've got a little somethin' for ya! 466 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,477 May we present... 467 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,958 a cost/benefit analysis for greater long-term profits. 468 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:25,136 What if I told you you could earn 150% more latinum 469 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,878 with live mugatos rather than dead ones? 470 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,142 Stay your whip. What do you propose? 471 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,448 Well... 472 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,407 By ending the sale or slaughter of the mugato 473 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,322 while putting an investment in the conversion 474 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,541 of this place into more of a mugato preserve... 475 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,327 Your long-term revenue streams will come to include 476 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:45,853 ticket prices, merchandise, concessions-- the whole gumato! 477 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,466 Oh, Mariner, wh-what's happening? 478 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:53,600 Those two beautiful, nerdy men are negotiating us to safety 479 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,472 using the power of math. 480 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,778 [hushed chatter] 481 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,736 It is a more time-consuming effort 482 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,172 than our current operation, 483 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:04,001 but I can't argue with the profit margin. 484 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,700 Though I don't love releasing captives. 485 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,485 Well, technically we really should be apprehending you 486 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,487 for attacking members of Starfleet, so... 487 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:14,273 If we're both unhappy, that means we've reached... 488 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,927 -BOTH: A compromise! -Compromise. 489 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,150 Mugutu venom can have latent effects, 490 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:23,630 so I'll need to check on you later. 491 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,197 In your quarters. [purring] 492 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:31,202 I just got my physical. I could heal you all night. 493 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,205 [alarm sounding] 494 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:37,165 Okay, people! It's go time! 495 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:40,734 No, I've got this! Gimme 20cc's of space, all right?! 496 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,170 Now that's confidence. 497 00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,085 You really showed me something today, kid. 498 00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,261 -Thank you, Doctor. -But this isn't your patient, 499 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,436 so get the [bleep] out of our way. 500 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,872 Yes, Doctor. 501 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,875 Leaving the Frylon system now. 502 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,225 [chuckles]: Oh, you're gonna love this. 503 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,097 We made contact with a group of 504 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,491 -eco-friendly Ferengi. -Really? 505 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:01,537 Apparently they're looking to nurture abandoned mugato. 506 00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:04,453 Setting up a whole preserve. Very noble. 507 00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,542 That's outstanding. Oh, before you go, 508 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,892 you haven't had any recent ship accidents, have you? 509 00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:12,374 -Uh, no, nothing here. -Okay, good. 510 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:15,072 We've had some reports of a scam being run in that sector. 511 00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:17,597 Junk ship will purposefully self-destruct 512 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,989 and try to pin it on Starfleet. 513 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,340 We'll be sure to look out for that. 514 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,560 Did you redecorate? Something looks different. 515 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:26,954 -[loud bang] -[cries out] 516 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,610 Way I see it, you can either pay for your crimes 517 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,612 in a Federation penal colony, 518 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:36,224 or we can pretend you never pulled this little stunt, 519 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,705 and you can do some good for a change. 520 00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:41,447 What do you mean, "good"? 521 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,103 We need to get all this dung out of here 522 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,801 so we can set up a gift shop. 523 00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:49,585 We're going to be rich. 524 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:51,848 -[sighs] -From now on, 525 00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,937 we work for the mugatos. 526 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:56,505 This place has to be a horned heaven! 527 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,289 [Hyde sighs] 528 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,205 No, you only reveal the graph at the end. 529 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,164 Well, can you inflate the numbers? 530 00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,818 [laughs] Wait, are you being serious? 531 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,123 I guess not. 532 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:08,038 Sorry we thought you were a secret super spy 533 00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:09,649 who was ready to kill us, by the way. 534 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,302 In retrospect, it probably would have come up before. 535 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:13,304 And I'm sorry I spread a rumor 536 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,176 and made you feel like you weren't my equals, 537 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:17,134 because today you were the badasses. 538 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:18,614 I guess I kick ass one way, 539 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:20,834 -and you guys do it another. -Thanks, Mariner. 540 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:22,705 So what is happening in this game? 541 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:23,837 Are we almost at a compromise? 542 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,186 No, not even close. 543 00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:26,970 Do you even understand how to play this at all? 544 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,711 I-I guess I don't. 545 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:30,234 I'm gonna go grab another round. 546 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:32,498 How is she kicking our asses so hard? 547 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,630 I don't know, but we gotta make sure she never finds out. 548 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:37,981 -What can I get you, Mariner? -Three of the same. 549 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,983 Hey. You see those two guys back there? 550 00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:41,985 Those are the Mugato Twins. 551 00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:44,248 Fought off a dozen mugatos barehanded. 552 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,076 Then they ground up their mugato horns, 553 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,514 snorted 'em, and acquired strange powers. 554 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:51,517 Whoa. Well, your secret's safe with me. 555 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,214 MANAGER: Honus! Are you kidding me? 556 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,651 I needed those limes yesterday! 557 00:23:55,695 --> 00:23:58,045 For real, man, if you don't want to work at the bar, 558 00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,090 don't work at the bar. 559 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:01,500 [man imitates weapons firing] 560 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:03,719 Chirp.