1 00:00:06,190 --> 00:00:07,870 I just went through a tough breakup 2 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:09,940 and was feeling very low, 3 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:12,070 just like a big old pile of crap. 4 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:14,610 But as the great Angela Bassett once said, 5 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:18,140 "I'm Stella, and I'm going to get my groove back." 6 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:20,380 I deserve to be happy. 7 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:22,640 And I am gonna put myself back out there. 8 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,250 Well, lucky me, Matt is throwing 9 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:28,090 his birthday party at a downtown lounge. 10 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:30,290 So I am gonna go in, I'm gonna have a few drinks, 11 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,790 and I'm gonna let every available bachelor know 12 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,560 that Big J is looking for a D. 13 00:00:37,590 --> 00:00:39,090 A date. 14 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:41,090 Time to slay. 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,040 What the is this? 16 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,340 - Oh, hey. What's up? 17 00:00:58,370 --> 00:00:59,660 What up? It's my birthday. 18 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,670 Another trip around the sun, allegedly. 19 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:03,230 No, I-I think that's real. 20 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:05,090 But back home, we didn't recognize birthdays, 21 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,600 so this is actually my first time celebrating it. 22 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:08,930 I'm pretty stoked. 23 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,930 Got one of those posters that people can write 24 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,400 funny birthday messages on. 25 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,510 Huh, looks like Kinko's sent me the wrong one. 26 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,470 But big day for Reginald. 27 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:21,680 Congrats, bud. 28 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:24,010 That's right. 29 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,410 Yuck it up. 30 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,620 My embarrassment is your sick entertainment. 31 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,480 Overdressed a tad, are we? 32 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,540 I thought "Laser Lounge" was gonna be 33 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:34,040 some kind of swanky cocktail lounge 34 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:36,530 filled with velvet and Russian chest hair. 35 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,290 So much for getting my groove back. 36 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,400 - Well, do what I do. You say "happy birthday." 37 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:42,100 Get in a picture... proves you were there. 38 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,760 Before you know it, you're back in the car 39 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,660 racing Uber Eats to your front door. 40 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:46,940 Oh, I can't do that. 41 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,900 Matt would be devastated if I left. 42 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:50,260 I am his hero. 43 00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:53,810 Well, I'm going to be here 18 minutes, and... 44 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:56,410 Wait, is that "Space Invaders"? - Oh, come on. 45 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,080 Before med school, I had a job at Gio's Pizza. 46 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:01,680 They had a "Space Invaders" right near the front. 47 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:04,720 I played all the time, even got the high score. 48 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:08,890 Those were the days... young, free, not a care in the world. 49 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,030 I think that high score was probably 50 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,560 the greatest moment in my life. 51 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,600 Didn't you get married and have kids? 52 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:16,060 I said what I said. 53 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:20,960 Why are you dressed like a stagehand? 54 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:22,630 To blend in with the maze. 55 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:25,100 What, you think I'm gonna wear white under a black light 56 00:02:25,130 --> 00:02:26,480 and expose my position? 57 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,140 Act like you've been here, Serena. 58 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,480 I don't want people to think I've been here. 59 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,950 Oh, yeah, I know Laser Lounge very well. 60 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,550 Luke and Ella have birthday parties here 61 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:35,920 almost every other week. 62 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,320 They come, they play, 63 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:39,450 and I get to stand off to the side and hold the coats. 64 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,960 But not today. 65 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:43,930 Oh, no, today I'm gonna make that maze my bitch. 66 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,230 What? He's not my kid. 67 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:51,300 Man, I didn't realize Matt has so many friends. 68 00:02:51,370 --> 00:02:52,500 Yeah, well, he doesn't. 69 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,600 I blasted his invite to the hospital WhatsApp, 70 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:56,800 said there'd be free food and cash prizes. 71 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:57,960 And lookee what happened. 72 00:02:57,990 --> 00:03:00,280 - Oh, my God, I'm... I'm so glad you made it. 73 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,440 And, um... 74 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,940 I'm sorry, who are you, again? 75 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:04,780 Look, Matt's been dealt a tough hand... 76 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:06,350 pale, weak constitution. 77 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,250 I mean, his hair is doing something 78 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,820 absolutely unhinged this year. 79 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:11,220 It's all in the card. 80 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,820 All to say, I just want to make sure 81 00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:14,690 he has a great birthday, poor kid. 82 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:19,060 All right, looks like Brandon got me two Target gift cards. 83 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:21,060 Yeah, one of those has $11 on it, 84 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:23,230 and the other one has $7 or $8 or something. 85 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,570 Thanks, Brandon. 86 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:26,900 All right, all right, mine next, mine next. 87 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:28,840 Um, this is a very thoughtful gift 88 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,970 for my little Dorito-loving friend here. 89 00:03:32,110 --> 00:03:33,540 So here. 90 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,140 Hi, Matt. On behalf of the entire Frito-Lay family, 91 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,330 I want to wish you a happy birthday. 92 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,680 Stay snackin'. 93 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,550 - Oh, wow! - I know! 94 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:42,750 Who was that? 95 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:45,120 Well, I, uh, figured that as a Dorito freak, 96 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,090 you'd get a kick out of a message 97 00:03:47,190 --> 00:03:49,660 from the CEO of Frito-Lay. 98 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:51,730 Uh, but I couldn't get him, so that's 99 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,660 the coordinating manager of online ad sales. 100 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,900 Wow. - Wow. 101 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,670 And Doritos are the, um, triangle-shaped chips, right? 102 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:00,600 Yes, Matt, you're obsessed with those. 103 00:04:00,670 --> 00:04:02,400 You love those. - Yeah. 104 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:03,540 Okay... 105 00:04:03,570 --> 00:04:06,070 Oh, God, I am so sorry. 106 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:07,410 That's okay. 107 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,240 Oh, wow, you look really nice. 108 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:11,200 - Oh, well, thank you. So do you. 109 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,280 I'm gonna get a refill. 110 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:14,850 Can I, uh... can I get you anything? 111 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,880 Well, actually, um, I have a bottle of wine 112 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:21,720 hidden in a fake plant by the front door. 113 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:24,830 We could crack that baby open and drink it in the bathroom. 114 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:26,090 Oh, yeah. 115 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,560 Actually, I-I don't drink, Joyce. 116 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:32,090 Wait, why do you know my name? 117 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,700 It's me, Connor. 118 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,050 I... from HR. I started last week. 119 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,470 Yes. 120 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:40,080 And that was a test, and you passed. 121 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,780 - So... - Oh. Great. 122 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,210 Oh, let me introduce you to my wife. 123 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:44,680 Absolutely not. 124 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:46,440 A donation has been made in your name 125 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:49,110 to Merrick's Vegan Women's Shelter. 126 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:50,420 Thanks, Dakota, great gift. 127 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,450 - It's not a gift. It's a responsibility. 128 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,460 Well, thanks for giving me one. 129 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,960 - Oh, hey, guess what. It's our time slot. 130 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,260 So should we... should we pause this, head on over to the maze? 131 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:00,960 - Oh, no, no, no. You got to open mine. 132 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:02,560 - Okay, but they won't... they won't hold it. 133 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,270 They'll just... they'll just give it right away. 134 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:06,540 - Oh, my God, walkie-talkies. No way! 135 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,870 Yeah, you seemed pretty bummed when the janitor 136 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,870 didn't let you try his, so... 137 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:12,040 Ah, this is truly the best. 138 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:13,700 Seriously, thank you. - You're welcome. 139 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,240 I feel like a powerful parking attendant. 140 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:16,910 Where's that Buick? This lady's pissed. 141 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:21,100 Hey, did I miss the strippers? 142 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,920 Walkie-talkies? 143 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:26,220 Cool. 144 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:30,190 - Um... you know what? 145 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:32,260 Uh, we should probably pause gifts, 146 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,800 and, uh, we should play before we lose our slot. 147 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:36,430 Yep, you know, some people have been saying that, 148 00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:37,930 so that's probably smart. 149 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:40,440 Oh, um, you're probably gonna want to open mine soon. 150 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,560 I don't know how much longer... - Keith! 151 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:44,170 He said he wants to play! 152 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:48,840 It's a dog. 153 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:56,050 If you run, you are out. 154 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,290 If you hold your gun sideways, you are out. 155 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,960 If you cover your sensor, you are out. 156 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:01,780 It's just... I didn't even know you were coming. 157 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,060 And then you kissed me. 158 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:04,860 Now everyone knows our business. 159 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,360 I'm confused. 160 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:09,300 You said "not at work." We're not at work. 161 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,460 Okay, but these are work people. 162 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,640 Plus, it's Matt's birthday, and I just... 163 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,470 Why does that matter? 164 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,270 No, I mean, I just don't want to pull focus from him. 165 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:21,510 I mean, is it that bad if people know? 166 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:23,280 It's been two months. 167 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,210 You embarrassed or something? - Shh! 168 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,150 Guys, he is explaining the rules. 169 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:29,350 And he said he would not do it twice, okay? 170 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:30,620 Come on! 171 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:32,950 - You okay, bud? You still having a good time? 172 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,690 - Uh, yeah, definitely. - All right. 173 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,220 Okay, squadron. 174 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:40,960 In three, two, one, deploy. 175 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,560 Running! You are out. 176 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,200 - What? I wasn't! - Ten minutes in the chair. 177 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,330 I... 178 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:48,270 Okay. 179 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:50,140 Well, tonight was a bust. 180 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,070 I bleached my upper lip for nothing. 181 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:54,080 Yeah, that's crazy. 182 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:56,480 Guess I'll just go home, put on "Chocolat" 183 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:58,650 for the hundredth time, and pretend 184 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,970 Alfred Molina's mustache is... 185 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,690 crawling up and down my body like a caterpillar. 186 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,920 Joyce, please, just buy a diary. 187 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:07,620 I'm sorry my haunting loneliness 188 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,320 is affecting your game. 189 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:11,030 - Wait, what's going on? Why'd it do that? 190 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,260 Excuse me! 191 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,960 This machine's not working. 192 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:23,240 Yeah, I'll need to get in here. 193 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,770 Sick dress. 194 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,170 Oh. 195 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,180 Thank you. Um... 196 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:30,580 it's reversible. 197 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:32,250 Oh, nice. 198 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,210 I have a belt like that. 199 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,350 Well, it sounds like we have something in common. 200 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:39,610 - Yeah, that's great. It's still not working. 201 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,250 - Oh, I'm Joyce... Dr. Joyce Henderson. 202 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,130 Oh, I'm Cody... 203 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,360 Dr. Cody. 204 00:07:46,390 --> 00:07:48,590 - What? You... 205 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:50,430 Oh, you're good! 206 00:07:51,790 --> 00:07:53,770 You are good. 207 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,940 He's funny. 208 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:06,750 - What up, king? - What up, king? 209 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:09,990 Uh, anyway, I just wanted to quickly bark at you, big dog. 210 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,920 Hey! Dakota, I got you! 211 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:14,420 Stop covering your sensor! That's cheating! 212 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:15,760 I'm not covering! 213 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,280 It's a game! 214 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,330 Just play by the rules and have fun! God! 215 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,060 So, yeah, look, I know you're not Matt's biggest fan. 216 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,330 But, uh, I just thought you should know, 217 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:27,330 between us, that Matt actually used 218 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:28,840 to have feelings for Serena. 219 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:30,140 - Get out of here. - No. 220 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,100 Really? Matt? 221 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:33,640 Yeah, so, uh, you know, 222 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:36,110 this might just be a little weird for him. 223 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:38,770 You might want to tamp down the PDA on his birthday. 224 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,450 You know, I think those feelings 225 00:08:40,550 --> 00:08:42,080 ran pretty deep, know what I mean? 226 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,310 - Got it. - Yeah. 227 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:45,180 Hey, it's good to know. 228 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,320 Yeah. 229 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:49,960 Really good to know. 230 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,030 - Dakota! You're doing it again! 231 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:53,260 You're deliberately breaking 232 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:54,530 the rules! - Ugh! 233 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:56,030 Seriously, you don't have to wait with me. 234 00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:57,470 I'm back in in, like, 40 seconds. 235 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,000 I just can't believe he would blow our cover like that. 236 00:08:59,030 --> 00:08:59,970 You're getting shot. 237 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,370 I wasn't ready to go public yet, 238 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,640 and then he just kisses me? 239 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:04,430 Seriously, Brandon's just, like, lightin' you up. 240 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,270 So maybe you could undulate a little... 241 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,780 - Alex! - Sorry. 242 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:12,140 Okay, um, listen, I know that it's not ideal, okay? 243 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,520 But people know now. And has anything bad happened? 244 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,380 No, everything's fine. 245 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,320 - Okay, then what's wrong? Do you not like him? 246 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,990 Try to sum it up in ten seconds. 247 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:26,230 I like him. 248 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:27,820 We're having fun. 249 00:09:27,890 --> 00:09:31,000 - Then what's the problem? - I don't know. 250 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,660 You're right. 251 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:33,800 I guess there is no problem. - Great, we fixed it. 252 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,570 I'm back in! Move! Move, move! 253 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,340 What's this? What's happening? 254 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:39,730 Oh, you need a battery pack. 255 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,340 Go to the front desk, swap it out. 256 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,810 It's gonna be over by then! 257 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,900 Oh, well, you better stand here and complain about it. 258 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,080 - Ugh, God! Get out of the way. - No running. 259 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:48,540 I'm not running. 260 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,740 Alex is right. 261 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,790 There is no reason not to give Steve a chance. 262 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,260 He's cool, he's hot, and he likes me. 263 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,860 And you know what? 264 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:57,230 I'm gonna go for it. 265 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,830 Yeah. 266 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,020 Yeah. 267 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,920 So about midway through, I got seasick, 268 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:04,860 and then they got seasick. - Oh, thanks, babe. 269 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,640 Oh, Keith was just telling us a funny story about a cruise. 270 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,570 Oh, no, I was just saying how I was held up 271 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,940 at gunpoint on a cruise. 272 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,570 - Oh, my God. - Hilarious. 273 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:13,810 You guys having fun? 274 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,740 Oh, we're having a great time. 275 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,080 Ooh. 276 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,720 Whoa, uh, what are we doing here? 277 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:21,940 Oh, sorry. 278 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:23,690 It's just Serena looks so beautiful tonight. 279 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,580 Can you blame me? 280 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:27,560 Matt, can you blame me? 281 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:30,130 Oh, uh, no, she looks nice. 282 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:32,890 - Yeah, neat shoes. - Okay, thanks, guys. 283 00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:34,430 What are you doing? 284 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:36,100 Ooh, you are tense. 285 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:37,070 Oh, am I? 286 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,600 I know your body. 287 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,230 Chaplain Steve and I haven't always gotten along. 288 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:45,400 But now he's dating Serena, so he must be awesome. 289 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,380 Uh, or else... What the hell is going on? 290 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:49,840 Agh! 291 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,950 So, yeah, it's been 26 minutes 292 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,820 of having a boyfriend, and it's really good. 293 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,520 Yeah, he's being totally normal. 294 00:10:57,550 --> 00:11:00,290 I love it, how normal he's being. 295 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,920 Hey, there you are. 296 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,320 Oh, you talking about me? 297 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,320 I'm just kidding. 298 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,970 Yeah, Arby's was way too corporate, so I left. 299 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,270 Now I got more time for my art. 300 00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:14,140 Well, sometimes you've just got to pivot. 301 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,170 I'm not sure what's happening right now, 302 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,070 but could you just fix the machine? 303 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,140 When I first saw you, I thought to myself, 304 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,980 hmm, painter or poet? 305 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,670 Well, actually, I design stickers for skateboards... 306 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:27,850 mostly alien stuff but some "South Park," too. 307 00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,920 I'm pretty sure I can find the reset button. 308 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,240 Hey, hey! 309 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,520 No one can touch the machines but me, man. 310 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,260 Listen, I'm just gonna finish this up 311 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,990 so this guy can stop bitching at me. 312 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,090 Excuse me? 313 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,030 Ron, shut up and let the man work! 314 00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:43,700 You're being so weird. 315 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,870 - Oh, hey, want some cake? - Sure. 316 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,170 So, uh, what's your code name gonna be? 317 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,210 My code name? 318 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,040 You know, for the walkie-talkie. 319 00:11:56,140 --> 00:12:00,710 You need a code name. - Uh, yeah, maybe M-Mat... thew. 320 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:02,710 - Oh, that's good. Easy to remember. 321 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,650 And yet still entirely mysterious. 322 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,590 Hey, you ready to get out of here? 323 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:11,720 Maybe call it an early night? - Oh, okay. 324 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,460 Yeah, um, it's ending in a few anyway, right? 325 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,670 - Uh, no, no, no, you... you can't leave yet because... 326 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:20,400 uh, well, we already did gifts and cake 327 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,060 and shucked the celebration corn. 328 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,060 Well, we could, um, you know, I don't know, 329 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,440 play another round. 330 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,740 I think there were a lot of problems with the batteries. 331 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,580 Yeah, I'll... I'll pay for it, on me, another round. 332 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,350 We can stay for one more, yeah? 333 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,310 You... you could be a captain. 334 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:36,320 We'll play teams, and you're a captain. 335 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,420 Get out. 336 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,080 I can be a captain? 337 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,580 Yeah, I'll be captain. 338 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:43,760 Yeah. 339 00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:51,200 Okay, Team Matt, line up on this side with Captain... 340 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,430 Matt. 341 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,140 Team Master Blaster on this side 342 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,560 with Captain Steve. 343 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,970 Dang, that's a good team name. 344 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,390 Why don't you pick first, birthday boy? 345 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:02,340 Um, okay, I pick Serena. 346 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,950 - Oof, worst pick. - Seriously? 347 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,020 Babe, come on, you know you suck. 348 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,550 Let's not gaslight. 349 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,590 Uh, I'm gonna pick... 350 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,050 my boy Bruce! - Oh! 351 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:17,410 - Let's go! - Yes, let's go. 352 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,590 Yeah, I'm in a tough spot. 353 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:23,460 On one hand, all I want is for Matt to have a great birthday. 354 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:26,170 And on the other, Steve and I are 355 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,600 absolutely gonna destroy his team. 356 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,640 Oh, man, I feel like I can't win here... 357 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,530 except at the game, like I said. 358 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,280 Hey, just checking in. 359 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,870 You remember what I said about that PDA stuff, right? 360 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,810 Dude, good looking out. 361 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,820 I'm totally in his head right now. 362 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,850 I think he might cry. - Ah, yeah. 363 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,790 That'd be sad. 364 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:50,650 - Okay, two squads will enter. Only one will leave. 365 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,450 In three, two, one, deploy. 366 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:58,060 - I need help. Somebody help me. 367 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,700 Let's go. 368 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,200 Help. It's stuck, and I have to go potty. 369 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,010 Sweetie, where are your parents? 370 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:08,340 Is this any... - I'm gonna have a accident. 371 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,910 Okay, let's just go really quickly, okay? 372 00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,810 Come on. - It's not number one. 373 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,850 Oh, God, please don't let me end up on the news. 374 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,060 Ooh, watch out with the... 375 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,820 Oh, go up. 376 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,460 Dr. Ron, you got to... 377 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,730 Just look over there. 378 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:28,420 Nope. Oh, darn. 379 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:29,460 Game over. 380 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,200 Hey, Keith, can I see your wallet? 381 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,630 - Oh, yeah. Sure thing. 382 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,970 Ooh, better get that. 383 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:45,410 Who is on my ass? 384 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,010 - It's me. I'm on your ass. 385 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:49,940 No running! 386 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,990 My bad, sorry. 387 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,060 I don't take many people back here. 388 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,690 It's kind of like my personal corner, where I vape. 389 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,390 Well, it's very intimate. 390 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,160 Oh, damn, Skee-Ball emergency. 391 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,120 I'll be right back. - Okay, I'll be here. 392 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,900 - Hey, Joyce... Oh, God! 393 00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:08,270 Uh, Joyce, did you do, like, a-a beauty thing 394 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,570 to your... your face recently? 395 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,800 Well, if you must know, I did do a little bleaching. 396 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,840 Why? 397 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,680 Just 'cause you're, like, glowing. 398 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,070 Oh, no! 399 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,450 Oh, no, I look like a Lorax. 400 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,850 Do you think Cody saw? - I don't... who's Cody? 401 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,650 The smoke show I was just talking to. 402 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,910 Alex, get with it! - Was he looking at your face? 403 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,920 'Cause, yeah, he probably saw it. 404 00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:30,590 - We got to fix this. We got to fix this. 405 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:32,190 Oh, no, I'm about to play, so you... 406 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,460 Yeah, Alex, I bleached my hoo-ha, okay? 407 00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:35,600 You, me, bathroom! 408 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,000 I don't feel like I can help with this. 409 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,770 Your aim is, Pearson! 410 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,870 - Don't curse! There are kids here! 411 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,300 Only kid I see is you... 412 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,440 and, uh, this blond one right here. 413 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,710 - Ow. What the heck? 414 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,780 You're being a jerk! 415 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,240 Even if you win this game, 416 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,280 Serena's still gonna be with me. 417 00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:56,080 - What? What are talking about? 418 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,180 Dude, what are you doing? 419 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,180 We're on the same team. 420 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,760 No, we're not, brother. 421 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,890 No, we're not. 422 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,300 That was for you, Matt! 423 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,830 - Who was that? Keith? 424 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:15,700 - What, Keith? Are you kidding me? 425 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,200 Crap! 426 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,440 Keys... rolled on my keys. 427 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,650 That's cheating! 428 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,750 - Stop being such a nerd! - Stop doing that! 429 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,230 Come on. 430 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,630 Welp... 431 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,630 No sign of Cody since he was called away 432 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,760 on a Skee-Ball emergency. 433 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,830 Almost certainly an excuse to ditch me 434 00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,940 after seeing my hideous clown face. 435 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,140 Joyce... 436 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,910 Earth's fate is hanging in the balance. 437 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,330 What was I thinking? 438 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,510 A hot, young stud like Cody? 439 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,140 God, do you know how much confidence it takes 440 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,550 to tattoo a lizard across your entire back? 441 00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,350 Cody is a loser. 442 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,980 I am a loser. 443 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,820 I am a woman in my 50s with her cans out 444 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,490 in an arcade that used to be a Joe's Crab Shack. 445 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,890 I'm pathetic. - Oh, will you stop it? 446 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,560 Now, you are an intelligent, accomplished woman 447 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,660 who looks damn good for 50. 448 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,300 You're a bona fide catch. 449 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,490 Your only real crime is your inexplicably bad taste in men. 450 00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:22,740 Ron. 451 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,310 Forget Cody and stop wasting my time 452 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:28,440 so I can get back to playing my game. 453 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,780 Thank you. 454 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,710 You're a good friend. 455 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:35,550 Although a lot of what you said was borderline inappropriate, 456 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:39,050 and Connor from HR is here, so... 457 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,890 I'm walking, not running! 458 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,700 Yes! I got you, Dakota! 459 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,000 Ha! Yes! 460 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,730 God, that felt good! Okay. 461 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,000 Oh! Oh, my God! 462 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,170 Boys! 463 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,560 Hey, Matt! Steve! - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 464 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:00,140 - Get off of him! - Break it up! Break it up! 465 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,180 - Break it up! Stop! - Okay. 466 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,440 He tackled me. 467 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,010 He's telling the truth, but there's context. 468 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,250 Hey, hey, hey! 469 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,910 What is this, a Dave and Buster's? 470 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,580 Game over! Everybody out! 471 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,880 Sorry. 472 00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:12,890 - Out. Out! 473 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:14,890 Out! 474 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,030 Out. 475 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:21,260 - That was crazy. I don't even know those guys. 476 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,760 Okay. 477 00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:28,590 That was wack. 478 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:30,570 What kind of adult has a laser-tag birthday? 479 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,600 - I thought it was fun. - And the way he came at me? 480 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,770 Something's off with that guy. 481 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,840 Wasn't he in a cult or something? 482 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,150 - It's a homestead. They're different... I think. 483 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,110 - Whatever. Meet me at my place? 484 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,710 I'm gonna swing by Wendy's. 485 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:43,880 You know what? 486 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,390 No. 487 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,390 Okay, we can go to your place. 488 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,620 Your neighbor's cooking's just a little pungent. 489 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,290 And not to make it an ethnic thing... 490 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,520 No, Steve, I think we should stop seeing each other. 491 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,000 - What do you mean? Like... 492 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,370 break up? 493 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,400 It's been fun, but it's just not... 494 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,870 it's just not. 495 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,600 I'm sorry. 496 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,110 Wow. 497 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,610 Okay. 498 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,240 Fine. 499 00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,470 Yeah, honestly, great. 500 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,710 You know what? Your feet are weird. 501 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:14,080 Okay, yeah, whatever, dude. 502 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:16,110 I'm not the only one that thinks it. 503 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,550 - I'll see you later. - I'm... 504 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,660 All right, come on! We were kidding. 505 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,160 We didn't mean any of that. Come on! 506 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,660 Serena! 507 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,490 She's good. 508 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:32,130 Just give her a second to cool down. 509 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,800 Ooh! 510 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,840 Oh! 511 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,440 I did it! 512 00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:48,410 I'm the new high score! 513 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,820 Hell, yeah! 514 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,600 Whoo! 515 00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:57,160 Hey, uh, thanks for having my back in the maze. 516 00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,860 Eh, happy to do it. 517 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,360 Always looking out for you, man. 518 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,630 Thanks. 519 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,530 Uh, so you feel ready to talk about your hair? 520 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,700 - What's wrong with my hair? - You know what? 521 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,000 Let's save it for tomorrow, end on a high. 522 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,940 First birthday was okay. 523 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,360 I, uh, got beat up, kicked out. 524 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:14,280 Random dog chewed through a bunch of the presents. 525 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,110 So not exactly what I thought... 526 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,850 - Mat-thew, do you copy? Mat-thew? 527 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,140 It's Sere-na. 528 00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:24,150 Oh, uh, yeah, go for Mat-thew. 529 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,290 I took one so we can talk at work, 530 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,620 pretend to be spies or whatever. 531 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:30,020 Oh, uh, uh, cool. 532 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,830 That's... that's great. 533 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:35,230 - Hey, sorry about Steve. He was such a dick. 534 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,630 Oh, no, he wasn't one of... one of those. 535 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:41,390 Also, happy birthday, Matty. 536 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,640 I had a really great time. 537 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,910 Okay, over and out. 538 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,110 Thanks. 539 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:51,200 Uh, over and out. 540 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,220 Uh, anyway, what was I talking about? 541 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,520 Um, first birthday... 542 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,820 pretty great. 543 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,530 Yes, Ron can be a "grumpelstiltskin." 544 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,430 But, uh, he speaks the truth. 545 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,030 And I do not need to hook up with a young arcade guy 546 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,730 just to make myself feel better. 547 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,540 I mean, sure, the attention was nice, 548 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,640 but that's all it was. 549 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,240 So now I'm gonna go home. 550 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:24,250 I'm gonna watch "Chocolat" and call it a win. 551 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,420 I know my worth, and it's very empowering.