1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,537 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:04,672 You are not gonna believe this. 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:05,739 That was Channel Nine. 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,541 They just offered me a job. 5 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,743 You want me to chase a tornado, I will chase a tornado. 6 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,480 Short skirt, lot of wind... that'll give us some ratings. 7 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:15,683 As a woman, I would never ask you to exploit your sexuality. 8 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,318 - Thank you. - But if you wanted to, 9 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,120 I'd be very okay with it. 10 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,189 We'll climb back into the low 70s 11 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:23,491 - Saturday and Sunday... - Can you believe that's who they replaced me with? 12 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,492 Thanks for watching. 13 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:25,926 I'm Kelli with an "I," 14 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,928 and that eye is on your weather. 15 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,530 She kind of looks like you. 16 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,065 No, she doesn't. 17 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,604 I'm Kelli with an "I," 18 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,472 and that eye is on your weather. 19 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,308 That ain't Mandy. 20 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,642 - I know. - Oh. 21 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,177 So you're watching her competition? 22 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,879 Kelli's cute and she wasn't mean to me as a kid. 23 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,183 Well, still, we should probably switch to your sister. 24 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,884 Mandy's not gonna know who we watched. 25 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,253 That's true. It's my house. 26 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,521 I can watch whatever I want. 27 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,189 Hey, y'all. 28 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,325 Hey! Just watching Mandy do the weather. 29 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,261 And that wraps up our seven-day forecast. 30 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:02,696 Stick around for Don with sports. 31 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,965 I know it's not football or baseball season, 32 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,835 but there's probably other sports. Don? 33 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,103 Mr. McAllister, 34 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,872 were you ever a member of the chamber of commerce? 35 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,907 - No. Why? - I got an invitation 36 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,709 to a mixer for prospective members. 37 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,211 Oh. You gonna do it? 38 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,280 Seems like it could be a good thing for the store. 39 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,948 What's the chamber of commerce? 40 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,051 Oh, i-it's a organization of-of people 41 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:26,420 engaged in-in commerce 42 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,855 a-and... 43 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,023 And they-they... Well, they get together 44 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,560 in, uh... you know... 45 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,761 chamber. 46 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,196 So neither of you know. 47 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,697 - Not a clue. - Nope. 48 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,267 But I will let you know as soon as I get in. 49 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:42,536 Careful. This is how people get sucked into a cult. 50 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,904 Oh, it ain't a cult. 51 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:47,441 When your mother sold Tupperware, that was a cult. 52 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,280 "Chamber of commerce." 53 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,381 That sounds important. 54 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,383 Oh, it is. It's a big deal. 55 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:58,586 Are they the ones that wear the tiny hats with the tassels? 56 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,554 No, that's the Shriners. 57 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,857 Well, who-who drives all the little clown cars in the parade? 58 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,459 Also the Shriners. 59 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,127 Oh. Maybe you should join them. 60 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,829 You can fix all their tiny tires. 61 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,467 I like it. 62 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,568 Be good for business. 63 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:15,669 You know what they do? 64 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:16,904 Chamber of commerce? 65 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:17,905 Yeah, my barber's a member. 66 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,806 He says it's good for networking. 67 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,808 Wait, you have a barber? 68 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,443 Yeah. 69 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,044 He said the chamber does a lot of charity stuff, 70 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,446 sponsors community events. 71 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,914 But you're bald. 72 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,550 I'm not totally bald. 73 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,718 I get this shaved. 74 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,152 Why don't you shave it yourself? 75 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,853 You want to hear about the chamber of commerce or not? 76 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,123 Sorry. Go ahead. 77 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,725 Could help us get some new clients. 78 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:38,759 We'd be in their directory. 79 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:39,860 We'd get a plaque to put... 80 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,796 Hey, my eyes are down here. 81 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,498 So what do you say we go to this mixer, 82 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:45,733 do a little schmoozin'? 83 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,968 Hmm. I don't see the downside. 84 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,168 Great. Last question... 85 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:50,871 About the chamber of commerce or my head? 86 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,873 Never mind. 87 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:27,708 There's the lady who owns the pet store. 88 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,978 And that's the guy who runs the barbecue place 89 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:31,812 with the awesome chili. 90 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,081 Oh. I love that chili. 91 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,550 He uses brisket instead of ground beef 92 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,552 - and... - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't get starstruck. 93 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,189 Gentlemen. Jerry Clemons, Clemons Hardware. 94 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,724 Glad y'all came. 95 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:44,758 Georgie Cooper. 96 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:45,726 Ruben Alvarez. 97 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,027 We took over McAllister Auto. 98 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:49,363 Oh. Jim McAllister's old place. 99 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,399 I did hear that was under new management. 100 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,401 Newer, younger, better. 101 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,668 Just what people are saying. 102 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:56,837 Any questions? 103 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,238 A lot of people don't actually know 104 00:03:58,339 --> 00:03:59,307 what we do here. 105 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,508 You're kidding. 106 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:03,110 Networking, charity, community outreach... 107 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,345 seems pretty obvious. 108 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:05,913 It did to me. 109 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,516 So, Jerry, what do we got to do to join? 110 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,551 Pretty simple. Just introduce yourselves around, 111 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,685 talk to the members. 112 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,153 If you want to be involved, 113 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,456 - we're happy to have you. - Great. 114 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,257 Usually meet the first Wednesday of every month. 115 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,827 That'll work. I mean, I've got a small child at home, 116 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,261 but my partner here's got nothing going on. 117 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,831 I got plenty going on. 118 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:25,933 Like what? 119 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,402 You don't know everything about me. 120 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,605 Let's not argue in front of Jerry. Okay? 121 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:32,940 All right, fellas. 122 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,508 We'll talk later. 123 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:39,279 Why do you put me down in front of other people? 124 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,014 - I wasn't putting you down. - Yes, you were. 125 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,582 Hey, how about after this, 126 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,318 I take you out for some of that chili? 127 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,620 That'd be nice. Thank you. 128 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,596 So me and Ruben raised the money from friends and family 129 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,764 and we bought the place. 130 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:57,831 Impressive. 131 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,767 You don't look much older than my son. 132 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,602 - I'm 21. - 21. 133 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,236 That would make you our youngest member. 134 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,439 I'd probably be your first Puerto Rican member. 135 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,307 That's my background. 136 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,943 A real-life immigrant success story. 137 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,345 Oh. Where were you born? 138 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,647 Here. 139 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:17,050 Well, it'd be great to have some fresh faces join us. 140 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,952 Don't get any fresher than this. 141 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,988 Or this. 142 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,089 Believe it or not, 143 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,824 he got a haircut for y'all. 144 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,927 What did we just talk about? 145 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,466 Jim, do you want to go to the nursery with me tomorrow? 146 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,102 I want to replant those azaleas. 147 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,371 You sure? Weather forecast said it looks like rain. 148 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,207 Aw. Sounds like somebody watched me. 149 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,342 It sure does. 150 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,344 - - Hey. - Hey. 151 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,513 How was the mixer? 152 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,715 Great. You're looking at the youngest member ever 153 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,850 of the Medford Chamber of Commerce. 154 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,019 Wow. Congratulations. 155 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,354 Before I got there, the youngest one was, like, 32. 156 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:55,355 Oh. 157 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,690 That's the same age as... 158 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,158 Watch it. 159 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,493 32 ain't old. 160 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,794 Everyone else there was, like, in their 50s. 161 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,763 Watch it. 162 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,297 Well, good for you, Georgie. 163 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:05,966 They loved me. One lady pinched my cheek 164 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,035 and called me plucky. 165 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,471 Careful. He does like older women. 166 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,507 Anyways, it got me thinking... 167 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,275 maybe there's a news story here. 168 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,845 You mean you? 169 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,047 It's pretty inspirational when you think about it. 170 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,082 Oh, honey, I'm really proud of you, 171 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,652 but I'm trying to do more edgy stories. 172 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:28,355 Didn't you just do one about a dog with wheels for hind legs? 173 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,991 Yeah. He bit a kid and rolled away. 174 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,259 Edgy. 175 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,428 I'm just saying, it's a great story... 176 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,430 a high school dropout making good. 177 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,265 Please don't go on TV and tell people 178 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,233 you're a high school dropout. 179 00:06:40,332 --> 00:06:41,602 I ain't ashamed. 180 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,638 No, you really ain't. 181 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,544 Mandy said I wasn't newsworthy. 182 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:51,945 But on that Doogie Howser show, folks loved 183 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,047 that he was the youngest guy in his profession. 184 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,683 I never watched that show. 185 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,018 He was a doctor and a teenager. 186 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,954 He lost his first patient and his virginity on the same day. 187 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,491 Do you have a point? 188 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,759 Being young is a good story. 189 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,528 Newspeople did all kinds of stuff about Sheldon 190 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:08,596 when he was a kid. 191 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,397 He was a science genius. 192 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,299 And I'm a tire genius! 193 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,569 Mandy's not the only news lady in town. 194 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,871 There's that Kelli girl on Channel Seven. 195 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,206 I can't call her. 196 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,707 She's Mandy's competition. 197 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,042 I guess. 198 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,444 But if you called her... 199 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,279 Mandy'd be mad at me. 200 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,616 Not just a tire genius. 201 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,989 - Hey. How was work? - Good. 202 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,558 Look, just so you know, 203 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,360 I'm really sorry I couldn't help you out. 204 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,696 It's okay. And just so you know, 205 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,132 Channel Seven thinks I am a story. 206 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,334 - Excuse me? - Yeah. That Kelli girl said 207 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,368 it's perfect for her. 208 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,970 I'm sorry, Kelli? 209 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,471 Yeah. You know, with an "I." 210 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,141 Oh, I know Kelli with an "I." 211 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,808 I hate Kelli with an "I." 212 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,811 How does she know about you? Did you call her? 213 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:00,380 No, ma'am. I most certainly did not call her. 214 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,615 So Ruben called her. 215 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,317 Dang, you do have a nose for the news. 216 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,153 God, what the hell, Georgie? 217 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,388 How would you feel if I bought tires from Fagenbacher? 218 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,623 I'd feel like you're throwing your money away 219 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,491 'cause you get a family discount with me. 220 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,460 That is not the point! 221 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,362 She's just trying to embarrass me. 222 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,930 I came to you first. 223 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,231 You said no. 224 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,267 You are not doing that interview. 225 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:22,169 You can't stop me. 226 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,337 You know what? 227 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,006 You're right. 228 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,242 You do whatever you want. 229 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,745 It's your decision. 230 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,788 Okay, she may have stopped me. 231 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,226 Mandy would do whatever she wanted if she thought 232 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,061 it was good for her career. 233 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,564 Would, has, will again. 234 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,900 So she can't be mad if I do the interview? 235 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,035 Can, will, gonna be. 236 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:59,039 See, stuff like this is the reason why I'm not married. 237 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,140 No. The reason you're not married 238 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,709 is no one wants to marry you. 239 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,544 So what should I do? 240 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,180 Well, before I fight with Audrey, 241 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,649 I always ask myself, 242 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:09,817 is it worth it? 243 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,052 I've heard you fight about pillows on the bed. 244 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,453 There's too many. 245 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,490 Throw pillows, shams... I don't know what's going on. 246 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,392 Well, a news story is free advertising, 247 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,894 so, yeah, it's worth it. 248 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,730 And for your information, there were two girls 249 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,932 - who wanted to marry me. - What happened? 250 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,600 They found out about each other. 251 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,773 If this front continues, 252 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,742 we can expect rain all weekend. 253 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,410 I would be the father of her children. 254 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,749 This is normally the time when I do my "Eye on Medford" segment 255 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,117 where we focus on folks in the community, 256 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,721 but unfortunately we had a last-minute cancellation. 257 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:50,858 Apparently, our guest is married to the weather girl 258 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,359 on our rival station 259 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,428 and she told him he wasn't allowed to do it. 260 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,364 I don't want to name names, 261 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,632 but she's on Channel Nine. 262 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,301 Oh, no. 263 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,636 Oh, no? 264 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,672 How about "Oh, baby"? 265 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,180 What the hell, Georgie?! 266 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,948 You told Kelli I wouldn't let you do it? 267 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,449 You wouldn't let me do it. 268 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,351 Well, she didn't need to know that. 269 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,320 I didn't know she was gonna blab it on TV. 270 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,155 Do you know how this makes me look? 271 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:25,793 I do, but now does not seem like the time to say it. 272 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,663 You could've said you were sick or busy or anything else. 273 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,498 All I did was tell the truth. 274 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,738 Can you give us some privacy? 275 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,973 I've heard y'all fight before. It's fine. 276 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,075 - Dad... - Well, I'm hungry. 277 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,877 This is where the food is. 278 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,713 You didn't want me to do the interview. 279 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,247 I didn't do it. You're welcome. 280 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,249 She embarrassed me on television. 281 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,218 Nah, she didn't even say your name. 282 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,855 So you watched her? 283 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,157 I probably snack too much. 284 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,331 You wanted to see me? 285 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,766 Close the door. 286 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,340 So I-I guess you saw what Kelli said. 287 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,842 Sure did. 288 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,746 Well, I just want you to know that I will rise above this. 289 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,147 Unlike her, 290 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,915 I can behave in a professional manner. 291 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,650 Why on earth would you do that? 292 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,219 Wait, what? 293 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,755 This is ratings gold. Hit back. 294 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,857 Get down in the mud and roll around with that skank. 295 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,625 Uh, but if I say something, 296 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,227 won't she just swing back harder? 297 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,696 Do you not know how feuds work? 298 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,933 No, I mean, of course I do. 299 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,635 - I made a lot of girls cry in my heyday. - Hmm. 300 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,872 Girls who look like you always do. 301 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,140 Thank you. 302 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,212 That storm front petered out. Looks like 303 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,447 it'll be a beautiful weekend for folks 304 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,016 to catch up on some gardening. 305 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,419 So get out there with a watering can, a rake, 306 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,989 and, like that bimbo who does the weather for Channel Seven, 307 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,656 a hoe. 308 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,827 I raised her better than this. 309 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,662 If it helps, you knocked it out of the park with me. 310 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,965 So, Kelli with an "I," 311 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,300 I'll make a deal with you... 312 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,835 you don't talk about my marriage 313 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,670 and I won't talk about your nose job. 314 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,974 For Channel Nine News, I'm Mandy McAllister. 315 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,442 And this... 316 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,244 is my real nose. 317 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,814 Pretty mean. 318 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,115 You know what they say... 319 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,549 do what you love, 320 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,919 never work a day in your life. 321 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,122 When we went to commercial, 322 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,457 the whole crew applauded. 323 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,959 Good for you. 324 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,428 You know, after all that trash talk I did in high school, 325 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,363 it is nice to know I still got it. 326 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,967 Ain't you worried that Kelli's gonna swing back? 327 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,235 Oh, let her. 328 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,837 I found the yearbook picture with her old nose. 329 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,571 You could've vacuumed the floor with that thing. 330 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,008 Man, I'm glad I didn't know you in high school. 331 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,577 Yeah, with that accent, I would've torn you apart. 332 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,680 You know, this is good for Kelli, too. 333 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,916 It's like Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. 334 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,651 I mean, nobody cared about ice-skating 335 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,719 until those two started going at each other. 336 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,189 Didn't one of 'em break the other one's kneecap? 337 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,092 Yeah. And we're still talking about it. 338 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,465 Check it out. 339 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,732 We're official. 340 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,101 Nice. 341 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,303 We're not really going to those meetings, are we? 342 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,405 Nah. We got the plaque hanging up. We're good. 343 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,507 Hey, welcome to McAllister... 344 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,077 Oh. 345 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,744 I was hoping we could talk. 346 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,914 Wow. You're even prettier in person. 347 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,248 I have a boyfriend. 348 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,517 Could have two. 349 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,752 Look, I-I know you and my wife are having a thing, 350 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,588 but I don't want to be a part of it. 351 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,890 I understand. 352 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,057 I come in peace. 353 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,359 Okay. So... 354 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,628 I know I fired the first shot. 355 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,864 I was angry you canceled last-minute. 356 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,032 I told him not to. 357 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,766 Does he listen to me? 358 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,268 - Dude. - I did. 359 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,436 Don't you have work to do? 360 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,505 Fine, but we're talking about this later. 361 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,776 Look, I would really just like this to be over. 362 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,378 Why ain't you saying this to Mandy? 363 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,314 Honestly, she's a little scary. 364 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,316 I heard she punched a woman in church. 365 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,251 Oh. That. 366 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,385 So it's true? 367 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,521 Yeah. But it's Texas. 368 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,256 I've been punched in church. 369 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,824 Doesn't matter. 370 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,727 I just worry she and I are setting a bad example. 371 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,862 Women shouldn't be tearing each other down. 372 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,731 We should be lifting each other up. 373 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,566 Amen, sister. 374 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,173 Did you watch Kelli? 375 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,508 No, Georgie made us watch you. 376 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,111 Don't worry. We taped it. 377 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,346 Oh, good. Put her on. 378 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,248 I want to see what she said about me. 379 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,816 Maybe she found out you wore a helmet as a baby. 380 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,852 You did? 381 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:49,189 It's not her fault her head was pointy. 382 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,391 I had a petite pelvis. 383 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,061 Before I get to tonight's weather, 384 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,862 I'd like to address some of the comments 385 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,331 made about me by my competitor. 386 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,333 I don't want to personally attack other women 387 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,035 to advance my career. 388 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,470 But then, I guess, 389 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,838 as the number one weather personality in Medford, 390 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,307 I don't have to. 391 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,642 No one tape over this. 392 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,246 Besides, I wouldn't want to pick a fight with someone 393 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,782 who once punched a woman in church. 394 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,184 How does she know that? 395 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,318 Did you tell her? 396 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,453 Sorta. She tricked me. 397 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,789 Wait, you punched someone in church? 398 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,857 She deserved it. She was kissing Georgie. 399 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,526 Wh-Why were you kissing someone? 400 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,228 She kissed me! 401 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,397 Wait, Kelli didn't kiss you, did she? 402 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,664 No. 403 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:32,732 That's too bad. I could've used that. 404 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,902 What is happening to this family? 405 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,304 You know what, I'll just say she did. 406 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,871 Who's gonna know? 407 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,415 Hello. 408 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,217 Oh. Hi. 409 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,684 Don't worry. 410 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,320 I'm not here to start anything. 411 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,323 At least not until I've had my coffee. 412 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,690 So... 413 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,891 what do you want? 414 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:03,096 Well, I just saw you here and I thought maybe I'd say hey. 415 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,732 It's a lot harder to be mean to somebody that you know. 416 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,534 Is it? 417 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,936 I don't know. It's a thing people say. 418 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,904 And just so you know, 419 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,841 I was never actually gonna show any pictures of your old nose. 420 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,909 Really? 'Cause someone mailed in 421 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,379 baby pictures of you in a helmet. 422 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,781 Wow. 423 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,683 Maybe we are setting a bad example. 424 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,552 Should we call a truce? 425 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,454 Yeah, I guess. 426 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,156 It was kind of fun, though. 427 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,590 And the weather is so boring. 428 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,392 It's rainy, it's sunny, ugh. 429 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,762 And being catty really brought me back to high school. 430 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,597 Me, too. 431 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,699 It's like riding a bike, isn't it? 432 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,670 You know, it doesn't have to end. 433 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,173 It has been good for ratings. 434 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,608 Mm-hmm. I mean, maybe we should give the people what they want. 435 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,443 So we'll keep it going? 436 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,644 Done. 437 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,580 We probably shouldn't be seen 438 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,115 - hanging out like this. - Oh. 439 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,550 I can fix that. 440 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,819 I came here to bury the hatchet 441 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,289 and you insult my baby daughter? 442 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,424 - What?! - That's low. 443 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,825 You mention my kid again 444 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,627 and you're gonna need another nose job. 445 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,107 I hear you and Kelli got in a fight at a coffee shop. 446 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,840 Yeah. But don't worry... I won. 447 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,011 Oh, honey, you got to save that stuff for on-air. 448 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,847 Quit giving away the milk. We got a cow to sell. 449 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,617 Right. L-Look, I-I have been digging up some dirt. 450 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,685 I got some pretty juicy leads. 451 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,786 Lay it on me. 452 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,123 Uh, she takes ballet, 453 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,291 so I think I can call her an exotic dancer 454 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,559 without getting sued. 455 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,261 That's messed up. 456 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,795 I like it. 457 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,931 - What else you got? - Okay, 458 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,534 her mother is in a women's prison in Arkansas. 459 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,370 - You're kidding. - Well, it's assisted living, 460 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,772 but there are locks on the door, so... 461 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,074 Great. And just so we know, 462 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,377 is there anything she can dig up on you that's damning? 463 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,346 Hmm. Um... 464 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,149 You're working for a guy you used to sleep with. 465 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,584 - What's all this stuff? - They're counterfeits. 466 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,687 We're selling 'em for a bundle to desperate mothers. 467 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,122 I'm not handling any money. 468 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,158 I just take bets for her when Dale's home. 469 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,192 That's still illegal. 470 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,694 Clean as a whistle.