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I knew from the moment our eyes met, it
was meant to be.

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I was almost dating her for months
without any luck, and then one day while

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was out shopping, we both reached for
the same organic, non -GMO tofu bacon

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it was like the universe showed me my
future.

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If I'm being honest, I didn't actually
care that it was organic non -GMO.

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I just thought he was cute.

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But don't tell him that.

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She'd forgotten to bring her Etsy source
juice fiber shopping bag, so I went and

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won a mine.

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Perfect to see you later.

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Am I right?

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And within a few weeks, we decided to
move in with each other. I mean, it was

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obviously meant to be, so why not?

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There's a few more boxes on the truck
and we've all moved in.

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I got the bed nice and ready for us to
celebrate, if you know what I mean.

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Is this... Is this an organic sateen
duvet cover over

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cruelty -free, responsibly harvest wool?

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Do you love it?

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Oh, I love you!

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Hey, now, guys, that's enough. You
haven't even unpacked yet. Oh, my God, I

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didn't know your dad was still here.

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Apparently not.

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No,

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don't be.

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Come on. When Parker's mom and I got
together, we couldn't tear us off of our

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carbon -neutral fair trade plant -based
sheets.

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So, I will leave you two at it, and
maybe I'll treat you to a vegan dinner

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later. I'd love that. All right. See you
later.

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Now where were we?

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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Thank you.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh,

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shit.

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Oh yes.

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Thank you.

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Oh, my.