1 00:00:01,718 --> 00:00:04,879 For a Black man, breaking into my field 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,679 wasn't as easy as you might think. 3 00:00:06,704 --> 00:00:08,164 "No Dre, no way!" 4 00:00:08,189 --> 00:00:10,999 Okay. That was an exaggeration. 5 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,895 But let's be honest... 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:18,168 even now, Stevens and Lido isn't brimming with diversity. 7 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:19,853 And when I was first hired, 8 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:22,303 I quickly figured out why I was there. 9 00:00:22,304 --> 00:00:24,563 Uh, excuse me. New guy. 10 00:00:24,564 --> 00:00:28,303 Where do Black people buy their laundry detergent? 11 00:00:28,304 --> 00:00:30,763 - The store. - Knew it. 12 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,183 We have an expert right here. 13 00:00:33,184 --> 00:00:34,353 Andre. 14 00:00:34,354 --> 00:00:37,103 When you're talking low-interest home loans, 15 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:40,179 do you do so with your "homies" or with your "boyzzz"? 16 00:00:41,014 --> 00:00:42,225 My "boyzzz." 17 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,523 Um, are your people still saying "Yo"? 18 00:00:45,548 --> 00:00:46,803 Yeah. 19 00:00:46,804 --> 00:00:49,353 But thanks to my trailblazing, 20 00:00:49,354 --> 00:00:52,723 I've paved the way for a few more Black faces, 21 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:54,353 like my assistant Curtis, 22 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:57,643 or Junior, who turned an internship into a job. 23 00:00:57,644 --> 00:01:02,013 Man, so much has gone on since we last talked this morning! 24 00:01:02,014 --> 00:01:05,063 Josh is taking me to lunch to share some industry intel. 25 00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:06,933 Did you know that there is a secret meeting 26 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,933 to decide the new flavor obsession? 27 00:01:08,934 --> 00:01:12,303 Pumpkin spice is out... garlic maple is in. 28 00:01:12,304 --> 00:01:14,853 Garlic maple? What?! 29 00:01:14,854 --> 00:01:17,223 All right, I gotta go scrub in again, sweetie. 30 00:01:17,224 --> 00:01:18,224 All right. Bye, hon! 31 00:01:18,225 --> 00:01:20,973 Lunch with Josh? 32 00:01:20,974 --> 00:01:23,563 Why does he suddenly care about you? 33 00:01:23,564 --> 00:01:25,069 Because he's my mentor? 34 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,752 - Garlic maple! - Yeah! So hype! 35 00:01:30,608 --> 00:01:31,718 What the... 36 00:01:31,742 --> 00:01:34,963 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:36,832 --> 00:01:38,603 Sometimes you gotta take a chance 38 00:01:38,604 --> 00:01:40,103 when you're making a pitch. 39 00:01:40,104 --> 00:01:43,303 Risks are opportunities wrapped in barbed wire. 40 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,503 Wow. I mean, they really are. 41 00:01:45,528 --> 00:01:48,354 Man, look at this ebony and ivory atrocity 42 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:49,604 going on over there. 43 00:01:49,629 --> 00:01:51,303 - It's unnatural... - Mm. 44 00:01:51,304 --> 00:01:53,954 ...like eating chicken and eggs at the same time. 45 00:01:53,979 --> 00:01:56,523 Or eating an egg while you make a chicken watch. 46 00:01:56,548 --> 00:01:58,688 - What? - They hate that. 47 00:01:58,689 --> 00:02:00,064 That's why I do it. 48 00:02:00,089 --> 00:02:02,808 Huh. What's this, the Black people meeting? 49 00:02:02,809 --> 00:02:05,478 Josh is mentoring Junior. 50 00:02:05,479 --> 00:02:07,202 - He is? - Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,848 That's just unnatural. 52 00:02:08,849 --> 00:02:12,018 It's like a Black man with chin hair and no mustache. 53 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:14,995 Yeah, that's... that's... that's crazy. 54 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,388 Josh is up to something. 55 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:22,188 So, I was thinking about the Gumdrop Speaker campaign. 56 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:25,188 So, what if during the spot, 57 00:02:25,189 --> 00:02:28,388 someone eats the speaker, like a piece of candy, 58 00:02:28,389 --> 00:02:31,877 and every time they open their mouth, music comes out? 59 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,268 I mean, it's like the music is always with them. 60 00:02:34,269 --> 00:02:36,594 Junior... that's great! 61 00:02:36,595 --> 00:02:38,437 And I like how you used those persuasive metaphors 62 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,888 we talked about at lunch. 63 00:02:39,913 --> 00:02:41,609 And I like how you didn't cry 64 00:02:41,634 --> 00:02:43,539 when the waitress wouldn't give you her number. 65 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,057 You are toughening up. 66 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,674 - Thank you, dude. - All right. 67 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,848 - Oh, hey. Mr. Stevens. - Yeah? 68 00:02:48,849 --> 00:02:51,888 I got a great new idea for the Gumdrop Speaker campaign. 69 00:02:51,889 --> 00:02:54,221 Okay, what if someone eats the speaker, 70 00:02:54,246 --> 00:02:55,744 and every time they open their mouth, 71 00:02:55,745 --> 00:02:57,242 - music plays? You know, - Mnh-mnh. 72 00:02:57,267 --> 00:02:58,414 like the music is always with them. 73 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,149 Wow, I actually like that quite a bit. 74 00:03:00,174 --> 00:03:01,828 He's taking Junior's idea. 75 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:03,696 - Hmm. - Classic move. 76 00:03:03,721 --> 00:03:04,928 White man's been putting his name 77 00:03:04,929 --> 00:03:07,228 on our innovations for centuries. 78 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:10,018 Of course Elvis was the king, 79 00:03:10,045 --> 00:03:13,551 but a lot of people don't know that his biggest influence 80 00:03:13,576 --> 00:03:15,085 - was Black musicians who... - Hold up, Dre. 81 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:16,991 - What? - And like I said, 82 00:03:17,016 --> 00:03:19,308 it was all Junior's idea. 83 00:03:19,309 --> 00:03:23,268 What we actually witnessing is even more classic-er. 84 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:26,018 Black man needing a White man to jump-start his career. 85 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:28,228 Mike Tyson needed Cus D'Amato. 86 00:03:28,229 --> 00:03:30,361 "12 Years a Slave" needed Brad Pitt. 87 00:03:30,386 --> 00:03:33,978 And Shaq needed that little White boy to make a wish. 88 00:03:33,979 --> 00:03:36,848 Oh, my God. 89 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:40,384 This White man only has good intentions for my son. 90 00:03:40,409 --> 00:03:42,106 Yeah, he's Pat Riley-ing him. 91 00:03:42,131 --> 00:03:43,746 He doesn't need a Pat Riley. 92 00:03:43,771 --> 00:03:45,339 - He's got me. - Hmm. 93 00:03:45,364 --> 00:03:47,175 And everybody knows that I'm the person 94 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,750 that Black people should look up to. 95 00:03:48,751 --> 00:03:50,750 I don't look up to you. 96 00:03:50,751 --> 00:03:52,880 I'm half your height, and I don't look up to you. 97 00:03:52,881 --> 00:03:54,881 You know what? I'm gonna go down to the Boys and Girls Club 98 00:03:54,906 --> 00:03:57,630 and find somebody who hasn't even ever seen a commercial 99 00:03:57,631 --> 00:03:59,210 and I'm-a make them the best. 100 00:03:59,211 --> 00:04:01,880 Or you could just mentor your assistant, Curtis. 101 00:04:01,881 --> 00:04:03,710 Even better. 102 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,300 Saves me a trip. 103 00:04:05,301 --> 00:04:06,630 You know what? 104 00:04:06,631 --> 00:04:08,556 This is the most productive Black people meeting 105 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,130 that we ever had. 106 00:04:10,131 --> 00:04:13,380 Remember what we just did. 107 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:21,501 Check out my mom. 108 00:04:22,711 --> 00:04:24,500 My mom is so dumb. 109 00:04:24,501 --> 00:04:25,960 She really hurt herself. 110 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,068 You think this is funny? Check out our mom. 111 00:04:29,381 --> 00:04:31,068 Yes! Yes! 112 00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:33,250 Oh! Okay. 113 00:04:33,251 --> 00:04:35,731 ♪ All day, I slay ♪ 114 00:04:39,656 --> 00:04:40,670 Hey! 115 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:41,890 You guys, this is private time! 116 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,115 She gets, like, 9 seconds a day away from her family, 117 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:46,350 - and that's what she does with it. - So dumb. 118 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:47,420 Yeah. 119 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:49,250 And her butt. 120 00:04:49,275 --> 00:04:51,485 - So dumb. - Her what? 121 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:52,571 Here. 122 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,420 Let's zoom in on how dumb her butt is. 123 00:04:54,421 --> 00:04:56,250 Dude, that's my mom. 124 00:04:56,251 --> 00:04:58,170 Yeah, it is. 125 00:04:58,171 --> 00:04:59,630 She ever talk about me? 126 00:04:59,631 --> 00:05:02,106 - Huh? - Hmmm... wha...? 127 00:05:03,341 --> 00:05:05,420 Hello, children! 128 00:05:05,421 --> 00:05:06,652 How was school? 129 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:08,415 - Baffling. - Why? 130 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,000 Jack showed his friends your Beyoncé video, 131 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:11,813 and now everyone thinks you're the hot mom. 132 00:05:11,838 --> 00:05:13,170 Wh... 133 00:05:13,171 --> 00:05:14,171 Me? 134 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:15,670 Yeah. I don't get it, either. 135 00:05:15,671 --> 00:05:17,210 Can we just switch the subject? 136 00:05:17,211 --> 00:05:20,117 I-Iran. A-Are those sanctions ever gonna end? 137 00:05:20,142 --> 00:05:21,150 No, no, Jack. 138 00:05:21,175 --> 00:05:22,630 - We are going to talk about this... - Yes. 139 00:05:22,631 --> 00:05:24,830 - ...because this makes zero sense. - Okay. 140 00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:26,800 - Our school is stocked with trophy wives. - Yeah. 141 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:29,344 - Tucker's mom is a former Miss Alabama. - Yeah. 142 00:05:29,369 --> 00:05:32,000 - How are you the hot mom? - Oh, w... I'm sorry. Uh, did y... 143 00:05:32,001 --> 00:05:34,489 Did you... Did you say the hot mom? 144 00:05:34,514 --> 00:05:36,593 Not a hot mom, but the hot mom? 145 00:05:36,618 --> 00:05:39,149 Really? This is what we're really talking about? 146 00:05:39,174 --> 00:05:40,219 Well... 147 00:05:40,244 --> 00:05:41,880 What about the bees, you know? 148 00:05:41,881 --> 00:05:43,705 Haven't heard about the bees in a while. They all right? 149 00:05:43,730 --> 00:05:45,938 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand. I understand. 150 00:05:45,963 --> 00:05:47,511 No need for you to be embarrassed, okay? 151 00:05:47,536 --> 00:05:50,467 It's just... It's what little boys do. You know what I mean? 152 00:05:50,492 --> 00:05:51,730 They're just... 153 00:05:51,755 --> 00:05:53,692 They're obsessed with... 154 00:05:53,717 --> 00:05:55,652 ...your very hot doctor mom. It's okay. 155 00:05:55,677 --> 00:05:56,997 - That's the problem. - Oh. 156 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:58,317 - Tone it down, Mom. - Mm. 157 00:05:58,342 --> 00:06:00,333 You're holding it together pretty well for 35, 158 00:06:00,358 --> 00:06:01,670 but right now, just ease up. 159 00:06:01,671 --> 00:06:04,250 Do you really think your mom is 35? 160 00:06:04,251 --> 00:06:05,800 You're not 35? 161 00:06:05,801 --> 00:06:07,900 Well, if you think I look 35... 162 00:06:07,925 --> 00:06:09,643 - She's not... - Do I look 35? 163 00:06:09,668 --> 00:06:10,997 Dah! 164 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,392 Go to your room. 165 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:15,880 Hey. 166 00:06:15,881 --> 00:06:17,510 I'm about to change your life, Curtis. 167 00:06:17,535 --> 00:06:19,154 - Okay. - Okay. 168 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,000 I've decided to mentor you. 169 00:06:21,001 --> 00:06:22,820 Oh. Oh, wow. 170 00:06:22,845 --> 00:06:24,336 Um... really? 171 00:06:24,361 --> 00:06:25,361 Mm-hmm. 172 00:06:25,362 --> 00:06:27,320 Uh, you as my mentor? 173 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:28,650 You're welcome. 174 00:06:28,651 --> 00:06:30,207 Uh, no, no, no, no. 175 00:06:30,232 --> 00:06:31,820 I didn't... I didn't... I mean... 176 00:06:31,844 --> 00:06:34,513 I didn't think of you as the mentoring type. 177 00:06:34,569 --> 00:06:36,648 - What? - No, it's cool. It's cool. I... 178 00:06:36,649 --> 00:06:39,108 You're just one of those dudes that doesn't give back. 179 00:06:39,109 --> 00:06:40,608 Curtis, what are you talking about, man? 180 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,148 I'm always helping you out. 181 00:06:42,149 --> 00:06:45,318 You are my main man, Special K! 182 00:06:45,319 --> 00:06:47,197 See, that... that's it right there. 183 00:06:47,222 --> 00:06:48,846 - Um... - What? 184 00:06:48,871 --> 00:06:50,528 My name is Curtis... 185 00:06:50,529 --> 00:06:52,318 with a "C." 186 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:54,148 Oh. 187 00:06:54,149 --> 00:06:57,228 I-I always thought it was with a K... 188 00:06:57,229 --> 00:06:58,780 like Kurtis Blow. 189 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,728 I know. You say it every time you introduce me to a client. 190 00:07:01,729 --> 00:07:03,398 So once. 191 00:07:03,399 --> 00:07:04,524 Curtis. 192 00:07:05,939 --> 00:07:07,688 Let me mentor you. 193 00:07:07,689 --> 00:07:09,318 You know what? Um... 194 00:07:09,343 --> 00:07:12,068 I appreciate the offer, boss, but, uh, I'm-a go ahead 195 00:07:12,069 --> 00:07:13,731 and get me some of that Josh mentoring. 196 00:07:13,756 --> 00:07:15,608 Yeah. Thank you. 197 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,661 Hey! Get in here, Vitamin C! 198 00:07:17,686 --> 00:07:19,228 Come on. 199 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:20,506 How you doing? 200 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:23,648 Wow. 201 00:07:23,649 --> 00:07:26,562 I haven't seen someone lose that many young Black people 202 00:07:26,587 --> 00:07:28,837 since Kanye started talking about Trump. 203 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,069 Have you? 204 00:07:32,529 --> 00:07:35,077 If you have, you would tell me, right? 205 00:07:37,069 --> 00:07:39,108 I'm here for you. 206 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:42,723 I'm over 30, but... I still matter. 207 00:07:45,457 --> 00:07:49,487 The hot mom... over Miss Alabama? 208 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,648 - What? - Bow, forget Miss Alabama, all right? 209 00:07:52,649 --> 00:07:54,026 Can you believe that Curtis 210 00:07:54,051 --> 00:07:55,604 doesn't think I'm the mentoring type? 211 00:07:55,629 --> 00:07:56,898 Well... 212 00:07:56,899 --> 00:07:59,648 Can you name someone that's opened more doors than me? 213 00:07:59,649 --> 00:08:01,065 - Well... - Huh? Name somebody. 214 00:08:01,090 --> 00:08:02,270 - Okay, well, I... - Anybody! 215 00:08:02,295 --> 00:08:04,148 - Well, I'll start with... - See? You can't even name one person, 216 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:05,970 Bow. You can't name one. 217 00:08:05,995 --> 00:08:07,188 - I... - All right? 218 00:08:07,189 --> 00:08:09,398 If it wasn't for me, Curtis wouldn't have a job, 219 00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:12,552 Charlie wouldn't have a job, and Junior wouldn't have a job. 220 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:13,648 Dre! 221 00:08:13,649 --> 00:08:16,163 You didn't hire Charlie, and you didn't hire Junior. 222 00:08:16,188 --> 00:08:18,870 But I created the environment for them to get hired. 223 00:08:18,895 --> 00:08:20,120 - Oh, really? - See? 224 00:08:20,145 --> 00:08:22,068 - By leading by example... - Uh-huh. 225 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,996 ...I've given them the blueprint to success. 226 00:08:24,021 --> 00:08:25,229 - Oh. - Stay woke, Bow. 227 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:27,135 Okay, I don't think you understand 228 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,325 the meaning of "woke." 229 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:29,512 - Oh, I'm wide awoke... - Yeah. 230 00:08:29,537 --> 00:08:31,858 - Eyes wide woke. - Sure. 231 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,771 And once I've gotten them through the door... 232 00:08:33,796 --> 00:08:35,254 - Mm-hmm. - ...what else am I supposed to do? 233 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:36,341 Mentoring, Dre. 234 00:08:36,366 --> 00:08:39,135 It's about bringing along the next generation. 235 00:08:39,136 --> 00:08:41,215 In the medical field, we have a little saying... 236 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:44,585 "You see one, you do one, you teach one." Okay? 237 00:08:44,619 --> 00:08:47,585 So you see a surgery, you do a surgery, 238 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:49,336 and then you teach that surgery 239 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:50,965 to those that are coming up behind you. 240 00:08:50,966 --> 00:08:52,469 - You just, pftt, bring 'em along. - Okay, w-w-w-w-wait. 241 00:08:52,494 --> 00:08:54,005 - Yes? - So... 242 00:08:54,006 --> 00:08:56,505 - you see one surgery... - Mm-hmm. 243 00:08:56,506 --> 00:08:58,545 - ...then you're able to do it? - N... 244 00:08:58,546 --> 00:09:00,505 Okay. I've played Operation. 245 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:01,675 Can I scrub in? 246 00:09:01,676 --> 00:09:03,255 It's a metaphor! 247 00:09:03,256 --> 00:09:06,191 Babe, I've opened the door for many people. 248 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:08,795 Dre, if you feel like you have more to offer than Josh, 249 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:11,085 then fight to be a mentor. 250 00:09:11,086 --> 00:09:13,175 You're giving me a lot to think about. 251 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:14,295 That's what I do. 252 00:09:14,296 --> 00:09:15,835 Like, what do you guys do 253 00:09:15,836 --> 00:09:18,085 for seven years in medical school? 254 00:09:18,086 --> 00:09:20,716 I'm too hot for this conversation. 255 00:09:22,926 --> 00:09:25,635 My super-hot wife was right. 256 00:09:25,636 --> 00:09:27,875 I needed to be a MILF... 257 00:09:27,876 --> 00:09:29,606 A Mentor I'd Like to Follow. 258 00:09:29,631 --> 00:09:31,375 Now, th... that's great advice. 259 00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:34,465 We are gonna be much better fathers because of this. 260 00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:36,492 Hey, guys. Come on, you two. All right? 261 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,260 You need a Black mentor to teach you the Black ropes. 262 00:09:38,285 --> 00:09:39,196 My office, now. 263 00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:40,545 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dre, what's going on? 264 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:43,425 Sorry, Josh, there are just some lessons that you can't teach. 265 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,741 Uh, I don't know. 266 00:09:44,766 --> 00:09:47,029 I feel like things have been going pretty well so far. Right, guys? 267 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,092 - Yeah. - Yeah. 268 00:09:48,117 --> 00:09:49,635 Yeah, it's been going really well. 269 00:09:49,636 --> 00:09:50,835 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 270 00:09:50,836 --> 00:09:52,770 All right, well, what would you say they do 271 00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:54,116 if they're in the middle of a meeting 272 00:09:54,141 --> 00:09:57,965 and are asked to be the mouthpiece for all Black people? 273 00:09:57,966 --> 00:09:59,425 Hmm? 274 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:02,175 - Does that happen? - It... It happens. 275 00:10:02,176 --> 00:10:04,401 Y-Yeah, it... it happened on the way to this meeting. 276 00:10:04,426 --> 00:10:05,511 Mm. See? 277 00:10:05,536 --> 00:10:07,005 Black people need different things. 278 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:11,775 So from now on, I will mentor Curtis and Junior. Okay? 279 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,335 Okay. 280 00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:15,965 - What about Zion? - Who's Zion? 281 00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:18,675 Is there a brother here named Zion that I don't know about? 282 00:10:18,676 --> 00:10:20,926 - Zion! - Yeah. 283 00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:23,590 I started last month. You hired me. 284 00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:26,585 You said, "Zion? That's a weird name for a girl." 285 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:29,295 You're mine, too. Let's go, guys. 286 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,755 And Zion. 287 00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:33,676 Guys? 288 00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:38,624 Yeah! Whoo! Yes, yes, yes! 289 00:10:38,649 --> 00:10:39,874 Go, Valley... Okay. 290 00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:41,852 Uh... uh, good half, guys! 291 00:10:41,877 --> 00:10:43,296 Such a good half! 292 00:10:43,321 --> 00:10:46,085 Yeah, bring it in. All right. Hey! 293 00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:49,748 "Orange" you glad I sliced up some snacks? 294 00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:51,472 Good one, Dr. Bow. 295 00:10:51,473 --> 00:10:52,935 - Thank you. - Oh, please. You know it's not. 296 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,528 Oh, c... come on. 297 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,403 Hey, how are things with you, Dr. J? 298 00:10:57,428 --> 00:10:58,472 Truly? 299 00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:00,142 They're fine, Mason. Everything's fine. 300 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:03,432 So, what have you done lately that's... just for you? 301 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:05,472 - Um... oh. - Excuse me. Excuse me. 302 00:11:05,473 --> 00:11:06,932 Okay. 303 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,182 I'll tell you in one second, kiddo. 304 00:11:09,183 --> 00:11:10,672 - What the heck? - What are you talking about? 305 00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:12,157 I thought you said you were gonna tone it down. 306 00:11:12,182 --> 00:11:13,555 - Look at you! - What? I... 307 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,060 I'm dressed like all the other moms. 308 00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:16,272 Please. 309 00:11:16,273 --> 00:11:18,148 You really think the boys are here to see Joanne? 310 00:11:19,393 --> 00:11:22,249 Don't play naive. This is Jack you're talking to. 311 00:11:22,274 --> 00:11:23,393 Yes, I know who you are. 312 00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:24,979 I've been watching you flirt all day. 313 00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:26,812 Flirt? What? 314 00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:27,979 What are you talking about? 315 00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:29,403 "Great half, guys. 316 00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:31,022 I've brought orange slices. 317 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,432 Water helps with cramps." 318 00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,744 You want me to just let lactic acid build up 319 00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:37,002 in the muscles of these children? Oh, I don't think so. 320 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:38,602 Listen to me. 321 00:11:38,603 --> 00:11:40,892 I'm not doing anything. Nothing. 322 00:11:40,893 --> 00:11:43,233 You are seeing things that aren't there. 323 00:11:43,258 --> 00:11:45,098 - Am I? - Yes, sweetheart, I promise. 324 00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:46,123 - I'm j... Oh! - Ow! 325 00:11:46,148 --> 00:11:47,342 - Ooh! - My leg! 326 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:49,375 Is there a female doctor in the house? 327 00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:53,572 Perhaps... a supple anesthesiologist? 328 00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:54,799 This is a nightmare. 329 00:11:54,824 --> 00:11:56,693 Yes, okay. I see it now. I got you. 330 00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,924 Okay, so the rapper... 331 00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:01,245 - w-whoever's hot at the time... - Right, right. 332 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,886 ...he ties his shoes too tight and says... 333 00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:06,120 - "Ooh! These too tight!" - Yeah. 334 00:12:06,145 --> 00:12:08,836 And then we widen out and we see... 335 00:12:08,837 --> 00:12:10,836 Name, logo here. 336 00:12:10,837 --> 00:12:12,546 "These too tight." 337 00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:14,966 Whoo! What do you think? 338 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,543 I think it's terrible. 339 00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:18,895 Wow. 340 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,836 Guys, take a seat. 341 00:12:20,837 --> 00:12:23,136 All right. 342 00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:27,676 Advertising isn't just about selling a product. 343 00:12:27,677 --> 00:12:30,772 It's about selling a feeling. 344 00:12:30,797 --> 00:12:33,636 You have a voice that's needed here. 345 00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:35,979 Tell your stories, make it personal, 346 00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:38,893 because that is what people will respond to. 347 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,526 Curtis. 348 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,650 What's true to you? 349 00:12:45,986 --> 00:12:49,432 Well, I didn't get my first pair of fly kicks till I was 9. 350 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:50,735 Mm. 351 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:53,627 And I'll never forget the sound of the paper crinkling 352 00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:54,992 when I pulled them out the box. 353 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,321 Bingo. 354 00:12:57,322 --> 00:12:59,746 I had these hot-pink high-tops when I was little, 355 00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:01,869 and I used to wear them, like, everywhere. 356 00:13:01,894 --> 00:13:03,198 It didn't take long 357 00:13:03,223 --> 00:13:06,451 for my mentees using Dre's Protégés Program... 358 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,651 patent pending... 359 00:13:07,652 --> 00:13:09,491 to make major strides. 360 00:13:09,492 --> 00:13:11,611 Josh may have warmed them up, 361 00:13:11,612 --> 00:13:14,531 but I was conditioning them into all-stars. 362 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,821 And after a few days, 363 00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:17,945 when the opportunity presented itself, 364 00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:21,281 I decided to let them do a trial pitch. 365 00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:24,027 So, if you're a true sneaker-head like me, 366 00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:26,034 then you never forget your first pair. 367 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,991 Yes, and... and growing up, we were paycheck-to-paycheck. 368 00:13:28,992 --> 00:13:31,571 So when I cracked open that box 369 00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:35,911 and I felt the paper crinkle over a pair of new Air Max 90s, 370 00:13:35,912 --> 00:13:37,727 I felt like anything was possible. 371 00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:39,874 Yeah, my dad got me my first pair 372 00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:41,217 on my 3rd birthday. 373 00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:42,655 And I kept tripping in them 374 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,111 because they were three sizes too big. 375 00:13:45,112 --> 00:13:47,571 But it was worth chipping my baby teeth 376 00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:50,111 to look so fresh. 377 00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:52,651 And that right there is our way in. 378 00:13:52,652 --> 00:13:55,675 "My First Kicks"... the story of your first pair. 379 00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:58,781 Wow. That is great. 380 00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:00,781 - Hot, right? - Thank you. 381 00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:05,447 It is so exciting to hear these fresh, young voices 382 00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:07,252 with their fingers on the pulse. 383 00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:08,750 It's like that first home. 384 00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:10,531 You know, that's a landmark thing. 385 00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:12,911 Your first wife... landmark thing. You know? 386 00:14:12,912 --> 00:14:16,701 Or the first time you realize that you own 51% of the company 387 00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:18,804 and can fire anyone in this room. 388 00:14:18,829 --> 00:14:20,842 And, uh, hey, that's a landmark. 389 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,523 To come up with something this good at your level... 390 00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:25,647 Yeah. 391 00:14:25,672 --> 00:14:27,196 - ...is very impressive. - It really is. 392 00:14:28,213 --> 00:14:29,571 But why don't you come up with something 393 00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:30,991 - like that, Dre? - Yeah, Dre. 394 00:14:30,992 --> 00:14:32,281 They keep coming up with ideas like this, 395 00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,834 we're not gonna need you around here anymore. 396 00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:40,291 Actually... 397 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,894 ...I didn't want to say this, because I'm too classy, 398 00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:45,281 but... this is my idea. 399 00:14:45,282 --> 00:14:46,821 All right? All of it. 400 00:14:46,822 --> 00:14:48,651 Every single piece of it. 401 00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:50,960 You know, from the shoes to the personal touch, 402 00:14:50,985 --> 00:14:51,890 to the crinkling. 403 00:14:51,915 --> 00:14:53,765 Come on, man. I buy tons of shoes. 404 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,951 Don't nobody crinkle like Dre. All right? 405 00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:57,844 This is Dre day all day! 406 00:14:57,869 --> 00:14:59,796 Now siéntate-say! 407 00:15:00,412 --> 00:15:01,897 Go on, sit down. 408 00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:02,944 All right? 409 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,611 Well, Dre, if that's the case, then... 410 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,229 - great work. - Thank you. 411 00:15:06,254 --> 00:15:08,931 Well, if you love that idea, then you'll love mine. 412 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,037 Your last pair of shoes. 413 00:15:12,062 --> 00:15:13,931 The ones you die in. 414 00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:15,304 Everybody has a story for that. 415 00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:20,052 - Oh, no, it went great. - Hey. 416 00:15:20,077 --> 00:15:21,611 What was that back there? 417 00:15:21,612 --> 00:15:23,062 Let me call you back. 418 00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:26,071 What are you talking about? 419 00:15:26,072 --> 00:15:28,756 - It went great. - Yeah, it was going great, 420 00:15:28,781 --> 00:15:31,068 until you totally took credit for our ideas! 421 00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:32,571 - Wha... - That wasn't cool! 422 00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:34,781 Zion wants a piece of you. 423 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,951 What is she mad at? 424 00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,571 We came up with this as a team! 425 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,646 I gave you your way in. 426 00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,531 Before me, you had nothing! 427 00:15:43,532 --> 00:15:46,882 Yeah, but those were our ideas that they responded to. 428 00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:49,163 Then you swooped in and stole our thunder. 429 00:15:49,188 --> 00:15:51,111 - You made it all about you. - Yeah, man. 430 00:15:51,112 --> 00:15:53,281 Curtis crinkles! Dre don't crinkle. 431 00:15:53,282 --> 00:15:55,934 Oh, I crinkle. And I crunch. 432 00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:59,145 Man, I don't have to sit here and take this mess. 433 00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:03,113 You know what? This is my office. You leave. 434 00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:06,862 And lock the door behind you. 435 00:16:14,898 --> 00:16:16,978 Go judge me from someplace else. 436 00:16:20,243 --> 00:16:22,913 Dre, Dre, Dre. Is it true? 437 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,282 Is what true? 438 00:16:24,307 --> 00:16:27,136 Your mentees are saying that you stole their idea. 439 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,516 It wasn't even a real pitch, man. 440 00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:32,716 There's no client. There's no money on the line. 441 00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,266 Congratulations, Dre. 442 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:35,556 You won practice. 443 00:16:35,557 --> 00:16:38,210 I felt like I was being shoved out of my lane. 444 00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:40,766 Wh... You felt threatened by them? 445 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,016 You think that's why we hired you? 446 00:16:43,017 --> 00:16:46,017 To be the voice of young, urban identity? 447 00:16:46,057 --> 00:16:48,556 "Urban" is in my title. 448 00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:51,516 I mean, yeah, we did initially, 449 00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:54,322 but you're 45 years old now. 450 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,267 If we want to know what young people think, 451 00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:58,266 we'll go look at an 8-year-old's Instagram. 452 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,266 You're not just "the Black guy." 453 00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:03,509 You've shown over the years that you're more than that. 454 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,080 I know. 455 00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:10,556 But when I came up, 456 00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:13,924 there was one Black executive for the one Black spot, 457 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,926 and there wasn't room for someone else. 458 00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:18,471 Uh, see? That's what they said about the NHL. 459 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,556 And now we got two whole brothers up in there. 460 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,603 Just take it easy. 461 00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:24,263 Sometimes our insecurities 462 00:17:24,264 --> 00:17:26,315 lead us all to do some stupid things. 463 00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:29,673 - You did this, too? - To Black people? Hell no! 464 00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:30,923 That's despicable. 465 00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:33,001 But I have dragged down 466 00:17:33,026 --> 00:17:35,393 every woman I've ever worked with. 467 00:17:35,394 --> 00:17:37,713 - Thanks, Daphne. - "Daphne"? 468 00:17:37,738 --> 00:17:39,017 Wh... What? 469 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,963 You think just because we had this sensitive moment 470 00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:42,851 that we're on a first-name basis? 471 00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:45,390 - No, I was... - You better check yourself. 472 00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:48,353 - I... I... - Lost your damn mind. 473 00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,907 "Daphne." 474 00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:51,704 - Hey. - Hey, Mom. 475 00:17:51,743 --> 00:17:52,813 Hi, sweetie. 476 00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:55,147 Oh... my God! 477 00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:56,671 What... What... What happened?! 478 00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:57,985 I got in a fight. 479 00:17:57,986 --> 00:17:59,485 Uh, he lost the fight... 480 00:17:59,486 --> 00:18:01,031 to Mason. 481 00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:03,275 - And, yes, that Mason. - What? 482 00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:04,905 I had to do something. 483 00:18:04,906 --> 00:18:06,119 The boys wouldn't stop talking 484 00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:07,885 about how you "brought your milkshake to the yard." 485 00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:09,115 Oh, my God. 486 00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:11,735 And now I have to delete Kelis off my phone. 487 00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:13,365 That song is ruined. 488 00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,655 Sweetheart, can you give us a second? 489 00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:17,695 Can you sit down? Are you okay? 490 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,235 Yeah. 491 00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:21,116 Oh, my God, Jack. 492 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,405 You know a fight is never how you solve something. 493 00:18:25,406 --> 00:18:27,172 I just want things to go back to the way they were. 494 00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:28,211 I know. 495 00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:29,945 Before the guys got all into you, 496 00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,298 we... we were just normal. 497 00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:33,742 We would just talk about "Fortnite" and "Rick and Morty," 498 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,365 and... and if we'd rather get bit by a shark or a tiger. 499 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,275 Tiger. 500 00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:39,775 I would... I think ti... 501 00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:40,905 I'm sorry. Go ahead. 502 00:18:40,906 --> 00:18:42,700 Now they're just all weird. 503 00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:45,825 Look, I know this is a weird time, Jack. 504 00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:47,261 But it's weird for everybody. 505 00:18:47,286 --> 00:18:49,013 Do you know that Grandma Ruby told me 506 00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:51,197 that when your dad was in middle school, 507 00:18:51,276 --> 00:18:53,097 he had a crush on the mail lady 508 00:18:53,122 --> 00:18:54,661 because she wore knee socks? 509 00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:57,886 - That's all it took? - Yeah. Absolutely. 510 00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,445 What? 511 00:18:59,446 --> 00:19:00,695 But then it passed. 512 00:19:00,696 --> 00:19:03,447 And it's gonna pass with your friends. It totally is. 513 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,155 They're gonna start having crushes on girls your age, 514 00:19:06,156 --> 00:19:09,236 or... your mom's gonna turn 36. 515 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,195 - Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome, sweetheart. 516 00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,065 Boy, I'm not looking forward 517 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,615 to going through this again with Devante. 518 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,195 I don't think you're gonna have that problem, Mom. 519 00:19:19,196 --> 00:19:20,365 Mm. 520 00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:22,311 'Cause you're gonna be, like, old. 521 00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:24,656 Like, super old. 522 00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:26,195 - Jack. - Come on, Mom. 523 00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:27,776 Diane already told me that you're 50. 524 00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:32,655 Ah! 525 00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:34,712 Look who it is. 526 00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:36,985 What did you come by to take credit for this time? 527 00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:38,735 My outfit, perhaps? 528 00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:40,115 I bought you that. 529 00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:41,636 You just can't help yourself, can you? 530 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,824 Look, guys, I'm sorry. 531 00:19:45,866 --> 00:19:48,394 And if it makes you feel any better, 532 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:52,066 I told Stevens that those stories were 100% yours. 533 00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:54,275 Wow. You did? 534 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:58,115 I was serious about offering you real guidance here, 535 00:19:58,116 --> 00:20:00,598 because I want to do what I can 536 00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:02,825 to set you up for futures here. 537 00:20:03,196 --> 00:20:05,275 Look at it right now... there's only a few of us. 538 00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:06,735 But if we do this right, 539 00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:08,865 it can be like Wakanda up in this piece. 540 00:20:11,156 --> 00:20:12,615 All right, so, when you're ready to... 541 00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:14,025 Oh, I'm ready! I'm ready. 542 00:20:14,026 --> 00:20:15,825 - I'm ready. - Okay. Okay. 543 00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:18,565 Look, I've been your assistant for like five years now. 544 00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:21,155 - I got a kid looking at colleges. - Damn. 545 00:20:21,156 --> 00:20:22,774 I think it's about time I made some moves. 546 00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:24,115 Okay. 547 00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:27,344 All right, Curtis with a "C." 548 00:20:27,369 --> 00:20:29,999 You know, I will make sure that you get some real work 549 00:20:30,024 --> 00:20:31,485 on some other accounts. 550 00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:32,735 - Okay? - I appreciate it. 551 00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:34,195 You got my word on that. 552 00:20:34,196 --> 00:20:36,026 - Thanks, Dad. - Mm-hmm. 553 00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:37,976 Yeah. 554 00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,485 Thanks, Dre. 555 00:20:41,236 --> 00:20:43,198 Damn, she's strong. 556 00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:48,495 You sure you're okay with me being here? 557 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,899 Yeah. You're my mom. I want you here. 558 00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:52,026 Okay. 559 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,365 Oh. Also, thanks for dressing as frumpy as possible. 560 00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:56,580 Oh, I... I thought I looked nice. 561 00:20:56,605 --> 00:20:58,065 But... sure. 562 00:20:58,066 --> 00:21:00,955 Dude! You got to check out Dane's mom. Whew! 563 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:04,275 She's been taking some swings since the divorce, and wow. 564 00:21:04,276 --> 00:21:05,624 Later, Mom. 565 00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:08,021 Oh. Sure. 566 00:21:09,406 --> 00:21:11,485 That's my baby. 567 00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:13,597 My disgusting baby. 568 00:21:13,622 --> 00:21:15,636 Okay. Okay. Okay. 569 00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:17,504 Okay, on the field. On the field. 570 00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:18,778 Yeah. 571 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:25,870 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com