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Translation: flaquigis, alemiita, Clancy96
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Review: Alemiite
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Hi, I'm Poodle,
leave a message.
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Hey, Poodle. Hello,
It's me, Mickey, again.
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Do you remember? The one you saddled with the
your children, who are terrible. Listen...
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I was just thinking what if
you just had a free minute
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you could call them and tell them
that you have left the country
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and you left them with a perfect one
stranger, you stupid selfish monsters!
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In any case, call me back.
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The Mick - S01E02
"The Grandparents"
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Ok.
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You can do it.
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Landed!
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- It's her turn, give her a shrimp!
- No, no, thanks. I don't want hepatitis.
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- I want hepatitis.
- Here it comes, handsome.
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This is great, right, guys?
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Because we're in a
restaurant for the poor?
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What problems do you have? It's not a restaurant
for poor people, don't be an asshole.
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This guy isn't even
Japanese. His name is Pedro.
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Okay, Hamilton wasn't Puerto Rican,
but people seem to be fine with it.
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Well, listen, I brought you here
because I have some important news and...
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- Over.
- So... are you coming? But what...?
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Do you want to put on your headphones now?
Are you kidding? Okay, let it go.
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- Ben, Chip, this is going to be hard to...
- Hey, Ben, I dare you to lick the grill.
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- What? Shut up, just listen to me.
- How's the grill?
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- It's delicious! Come on, I'll give you a hundred dollars.
- No, don't do it. He doesn't have a hundred dollars.
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Oh, my God. You're an absolute nightmare.
Ben, don't do it, okay?
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- Are you listening to me? Sabrina, it's important.
- Don't touch my things, psychopath.
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I just thought you wanted to know that yours
parents have left and will not return.
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- Are they dead?
- No, they're not dead.
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They are absolutely alive and well.
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But they left the country.
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It doesn't make sense. They didn't
nothing wrong.
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Well, I don't know.
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- I wouldn't be so sure.
- No, I don't believe you. You're lying.
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- And why would I lie? - I don't know,
Maybe because you're a lying bitch.
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Okay, I know it's a lot
hard to hear...
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No, however. In fact, it's very easy.
I don't care at all.
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- Ok, but from your tone it seems the opposite.
- I don't care, it's just embarrassing.
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Yes, true, I agree. Very embarrassing.
Let's keep our voices down, okay?
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- These gentlemen are trying to enjoy themselves
dinner. - What do I care about these idiots?
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Excuse me. But what problems do you have?
You're making a scene.
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I'm so sorry, really.
Now I'll fix everything.
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Is this okay as a scene?
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Dinner with show!
Keep eating, beasts!
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Hey. Come back here now!
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Don't tell us what to do,
you are not our mother!
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- You're here to beg.
- Hey, Sabrina...
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With your disgusting hair,
and the clothes taken from the dumpster!
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I know what you're trying to do, and I'll tell you what,
you won't be able to get away with it!
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I hope he's proud of you. Your brother yes
it burned all the taste buds.
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I would like to apologize for
my behavior.
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I understand, as it's new
patriarch of the family,
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that I should be the one to give the
good example and I let you down.
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- Stop it, okay? It's not like that.
- Excuse me, do you think you're in charge?
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We won't listen to anything
of what you will say!
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Well, you won't have to. Because I'll take the last one
helicopter to escape Saigon.
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- Are you leaving?
- Yes, Alba, I'm leaving.
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Did you see that flying car out there?
It's the cops, probably FBI.
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And I'm sure there's also finance.
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And once all this is gone,
Alba, only they will remain.
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And nobody wants these three.
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- Well, where are you going?
- I'm going back to Rhode Island.
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Where I have no responsibility
and no one to answer to.
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So, unemployed and alone?
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- Great.
- I'd hit you.
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Ok, thanks for your time,
Mackenzie, but I'll take care of it now.
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Great, I bet, Chip, yeah. But for
security, I called your grandparents,
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- and they are coming.
- The colonel?
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I don't believe it, he's a legend.
He has always been my example.
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Yes, I really like the Colonel.
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When I was little, he came to my village
in Guatemala and built a hospital.
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And then he brought me and mine back
mother in the United States.
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He calls me his dragonfly...
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- His dragonfly.
- And have you been here since then?
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You are like a calf.
You need to get out more.
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Wait, but grandma and grandpa
Aren't they a hundred years old?
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On the phone it seemed like they had some
a thousand, so I'm leaving
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before getting stuck talking
of soup or something like that.
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Well, go away. Do you think I care?
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- Why do you bring our things?
- It is a payment for services rendered.
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Get the car for living
in our house only 3 days?
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Well, I was aiming for off-road
but I didn't want to use too much petrol
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so I opted for solar energy.
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- It's electric.
- I know, right?
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- Wait, wait, wait. I'm coming with you.
- What? No, however.
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- We're friends, right?
- Well, I mean...
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Yes, we are on good terms,
but I already bring the carpet with me and...
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- They need you.
- No. Take care.
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Miss Mickey...
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when I hit that man on the head...
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there is an animal inside me
woke up and roared.
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I would like to feel like this again.
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Ok, well... how can I contradict you?
Well, come for a couple of days,
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but stay behind me, okay?
I don't want to be a babysitter.
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Otherwise I would have stayed
with these animals.
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But... you have to tell me, Benito.
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- I'll only go if I have your blessing.
- Okay.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Well, that's all.
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Good luck.
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Take care of yourselves. And if you need,
do not hesitate to call 911.
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Hold on tight...
this kitten purrs.
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How are you doing, handsome?
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Excuse me?
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You're excused.
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Hurry up, please.
The colonel is waiting.
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- So what?
- So, show some respect.
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He's a war hero, dammit.
He fought in Korea.
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Look at this beast. If there is a man at
to whom to give up the role of patriarch is him.
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- What?
- But hello!
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Oh, my God, look how you've grown!
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Sabrina.
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My beautiful little angel.
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And Chip, what a charming young man.
You remind me of my husband.
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And Ben... my poor child.
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I heard about the accident you had.
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Hi, grandma.
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It's been a long day,
why don't we go upstairs...
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and let's put on our pajamas?
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Yes, sorry grandma, but I can't.
I have a party tonight.
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And I'll be back late, so you know what?
Don't wait up for me. Guys...
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I see you guys...
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you are not used to having rules,
but this will change. And now...
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Be a good girl and do as grandma says.
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No.
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You will soon understand that not
I tolerate insolence.
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Above.
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So I tried to convince him that not
it was just an outburst, but he didn't believe it.
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When I was little, there was a rash in my
our village that affected all women.
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Agree. Cool we have
both stories of skin rashes.
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So, here it is. Home sweet home.
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Oh yes, I live very close to the airport.
It's really comfortable, are you thirsty?
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Yes'.
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Health.
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Here it is. Health.
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Jimmy?
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Holy shit, you're alive.
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You're in shape.
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- What? No, go away. What are you doing here?
- You look great.
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I'm happy to see you.
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Greetings. Pleasure.
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- I'm Jimmy, her boyfriend.
- He's not my boyfriend.
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- Let's go. We've been together for ten years...
- What are you doing here, Jimmy?
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Do you live in my house?
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- No, it's just that... the tubes...
- The tubes?
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- Yes, there's... something leaking.
- Something leaking?
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I missed your smell.
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Ok, you can smell my ass when
while you go away. Get lost.
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Okay, you know, I feel a climate
hostile here, and it seems right...
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- but does it have to do with the car?
- The car you hit me with?
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- Yes'. Well, I apologized to you.
- Yes'.
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- No, you didn't.
- I'm doing it now.
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- Jimmy, you didn't even stop.
- I thought you were dead.
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And did you stop? You stopped and you have
thought about how you made me feel?
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Go away!
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- I'm serious, go away!
- All right.
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Well, you know what?
I don't need this...
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and I don't need you and
of this bathrobe.
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- Come on, hold it. I don't want it.
- No, I don't want it.
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It makes me think of you, and I hate doing it.
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What... wait.
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Did you get a new tattoo?
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Yes'.
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I regret it.
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A little advice...
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the Indian casino loan shark is
snooping, so if he comes...
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He reminds me of my cousin Victor.
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In the womb for 14 months.
He had a huge head.
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- Very sad.
- Already'. Don't mind it, it's nobody.
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Hey, do you want to get out of here and
turn on the lights of this city?
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- I don't understand what you're saying.
- It does not matter. Take this,
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and then I'll explain the rest to you.
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No. No, thanks.
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- Don't worry... it's super light.
- No, I can't, I have a delicate stomach.
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- Me too, take half. Try it and
and tell me how it is. - No, it's not good.
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- I can't do this! It's not good.
- Alba, my friends...
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- they trust each other.
- Please... I said no!
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I'll fire you if you don't take it.
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I am joking!
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Sorry, look at yours
face. I scared you.
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I can't fire you,
you're not even mine...
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- You don't have to take it.
- Thank you.
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Because you already got it.
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What?
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I put one in your beer earlier.
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No, you're joking.
It's a joke, right?
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Of course I'm joking!
Who would do it?
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- I don't know, I don't know.
- I know.
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Actually, I'm joking again.
I'd say you have ten minutes.
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- That...? Ninth. Don't go, please.
- Yes, I'm going to freshen up. We'll have fun.
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What are you doing?
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- I wanted some grilled cheese. You?
- I'm going out.
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- What if grandma wakes up?
- Well, then tell her to eat a fat...
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And where are you two going?
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I was just going to
prepare some grilled cheese.
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No, I-I was going to prepare it.
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What a coincidence...
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Everyone has a craving for cheese
grilled in the middle of the night.
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Okay, fine, I'm going out.
My friend Fuji is deejaying tonight.
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Oh, what fun.
Did you hear that, Colonel?
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Fuji is a deejay.
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Look, it's not a tragedy...
I'm just going to dance.
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Well, why didn't you say so?
You can dance here.
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What?
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You heard me. Dance.
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- Come on, grandma, this is crazy.
- Dance!
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You two gentlemen will not
let a woman dance alone, right?
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Continues.
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Dance with her.
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Much better.
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Now we're having fun.
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How's it going here?
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- I... Well, I guess.
- Yes'?
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My legs are heavy, but...
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I have a light mind.
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And my back is wet
by a river of sweat.
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I feel relaxed but...
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also concentrated.
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I'm also a little hot.
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Overall, good. I feel good!
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- Well. So many details, thank you very much.
- Already'.
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Hey hey! That's not what you want to swallow.
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No. Don't guzzle it.
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Ok, your choice. Do you want to go dancing?
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- Yes'! Lead the way, beautiful!
- Yes'!
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We will die!
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00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:57,991
- What? What?
- Ok, ok, we're home.
230
00:12:58,132 --> 00:13:00,132
We're home. Perfect.
231
00:13:00,778 --> 00:13:03,681
- My head hurts.
- Oh, Alba.
232
00:13:03,711 --> 00:13:05,111
God, do you have to scream?
233
00:13:05,444 --> 00:13:07,071
They're like nails on a chalkboard.
234
00:13:07,101 --> 00:13:09,901
We go in and pass out
somewhere and then...
235
00:13:10,308 --> 00:13:12,958
Wait, why is my window open?
236
00:13:14,118 --> 00:13:17,203
Jimmy didn't say anything
about a loan shark?
237
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:19,394
Wait a minute.
I have to make a phone call.
238
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,735
- The words you say don't make sense.
- Silence... Shhhh.
239
00:13:22,765 --> 00:13:24,151
- You're killing me.
- Yo.
240
00:13:24,181 --> 00:13:27,783
Hey, Jimmy, hi. How's my darling
big sexy beefcake? What are you doing?
241
00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:30,566
I'm shitting. I ate some
leftover clams for breakfast...
242
00:13:30,596 --> 00:13:33,996
They're wreaking havoc
in my bowels. How are you?
243
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,031
Nothing...
244
00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:39,498
I was hoping you could stop by and...
245
00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:42,274
wreak havoc in my gut.
246
00:13:42,616 --> 00:13:43,632
You want it, right?
247
00:13:43,662 --> 00:13:45,255
Yeah. To die for.
248
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,626
Come here. Take me.
249
00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:50,515
You asked for it. I clean myself up
and I'll be right there...
250
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:51,855
But anyway...
251
00:13:53,714 --> 00:13:55,968
Grandma said
come down for breakfast...
252
00:13:55,998 --> 00:13:57,348
What are you doing?
253
00:13:57,411 --> 00:13:59,462
That woman needs to know
who he is dealing with.
254
00:13:59,492 --> 00:14:02,138
- Are you sure this is a good idea?
- Oh, it's all part of the routine.
255
00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:04,794
She attacks me now
I attack her and so on
256
00:14:04,824 --> 00:14:07,413
in this little game of ingenuity.
257
00:14:08,152 --> 00:14:09,952
- You sound crazy.
- Oh yeah?
258
00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:12,311
I learned this from Mickey.
259
00:14:12,341 --> 00:14:14,941
At least she appreciates some healthy competition.
260
00:14:15,238 --> 00:14:16,238
Force.
261
00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:23,604
That's the colonel's bacon! You can
have it when you've earned it.
262
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:26,534
You guys are
been excessively spoiled.
263
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,837
I mean, for heaven's sake, Ben is
the only one of you with any education.
264
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:33,717
Now, I guess it's not
totally your fault.
265
00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:36,833
It's my idiot son's fault
and that slut of your mother.
266
00:14:36,863 --> 00:14:40,238
But I will restore dignity
in our family
267
00:14:40,268 --> 00:14:42,318
if it were the last thing I do.
268
00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:45,237
Chip, from now on, you will be
the colonel's apprentice.
269
00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:48,967
You can start by cutting the
cut his food into small pieces and feed it.
270
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:51,313
- Don't you have a nurse for that?
- Yes'.
271
00:14:51,343 --> 00:14:52,052
You.
272
00:14:52,082 --> 00:14:54,482
And... Miss Paris Hilton here
273
00:14:54,849 --> 00:14:58,846
will learn to behave like a lady,
or he will suffer the consequences.
274
00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:00,446
Okay, grandma. As you say.
275
00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:02,379
Well. Now...
276
00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:05,528
if you don't mind,
I would like to enjoy my coffee.
277
00:15:11,116 --> 00:15:12,116
What?
278
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,019
What?
279
00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:15,212
You ruined mine
blouse, old lady!
280
00:15:15,242 --> 00:15:18,506
Your blouse was already ruined
from your inability to fill it.
281
00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:19,439
Now...
282
00:15:19,469 --> 00:15:21,772
go and put on another pot of coffee.
283
00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:31,137
Let's do it.
284
00:15:32,146 --> 00:15:35,434
Oh, yeah, here we go. Oh, yes.
285
00:15:39,696 --> 00:15:40,746
Oh, shit...
286
00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:43,851
Wait, wait.
287
00:15:47,951 --> 00:15:49,147
My God.
288
00:15:52,371 --> 00:15:53,371
Mickey?
289
00:15:55,807 --> 00:15:57,202
- Mickey.
- Time to get away.
290
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,567
- Quick... do something!
- Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
291
00:15:59,597 --> 00:16:01,797
At the speed of light, asshole.
292
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:05,976
- What?
- What... what's happening?
293
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,256
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
294
00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:09,738
Hey.
295
00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:13,959
$4,200, Mick.
296
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,667
Where are they?
297
00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:16,818
What do you believe?
298
00:16:16,848 --> 00:16:18,909
- Do you think I'm playing?
- Okay.
299
00:16:18,939 --> 00:16:22,736
I don't have them. But how about if you
take the car out here and we're even, huh?
300
00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:24,148
I don't want your stolen car.
301
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:26,689
I'm a loan shark, not a car thief.
302
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,600
Sit down. Both.
303
00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:33,124
Mickey, I'm scared.
Your life is really sad.
304
00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:36,452
- Yes, I know, okay? Thank you.
- I want to go home to Greenwich.
305
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:38,926
- Too late. That option is burned.
- You burned it.
306
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,497
We both burned it. Not
It matters who has access to the match.
307
00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:43,900
We must beg for their forgiveness.
Mr. Chip will give you
308
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:45,255
- the money to pay.
- No.
309
00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:48,205
I won't borrow
money from a twelve year old.
310
00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:50,001
Sincerely, Mickey,
311
00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:52,770
I'm depressed for you.
You literally have nothing.
312
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,157
Yes, that's what I said.
313
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,830
Well, I hate to do this,
but you leave me no choice.
314
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,549
Place your outstretched hand on the table.
315
00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:01,502
Ok, look, I know what you have to do
always the tough guy,
316
00:17:01,532 --> 00:17:05,009
but, listen you and I both know
that you wouldn't hit a sign...
317
00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:06,711
Oh my God!
318
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:09,794
- You hit me!
- The other hand.
319
00:17:09,824 --> 00:17:11,835
Quick I have to go get it
my son in kindergarten.
320
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,919
- No, no, no! I have the money. I have them.
- Where?
321
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,607
- In Connecticut. Just give me 2 hours.
- Do you think I'm an idiot?
322
00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:19,865
- Give me that hand!
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
323
00:17:19,895 --> 00:17:22,395
- I'll leave you Alba as collateral.
- What?
324
00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:24,440
- Hurry up.
- Yes, yes, yes.
325
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:26,006
- What?
- Please don't leave me.
326
00:17:26,036 --> 00:17:29,042
Alba, listen to me. I need that
you trust me right now, okay?
327
00:17:29,072 --> 00:17:31,527
- Please, trust me.
- I don't trust you. You drugged me.
328
00:17:31,557 --> 00:17:33,133
Well, it was for your own good.
329
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:35,563
I mean, look how far you've come.
330
00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:39,331
All right, listen, I need you
do this favor. I made you one.
331
00:17:39,361 --> 00:17:42,450
It's your turn to reciprocate.
That's what best friends do.
332
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,630
- Are we best friends?
- Well, I don't know. Are we?
333
00:17:46,169 --> 00:17:47,669
- Yes...
- Okay.
334
00:17:51,476 --> 00:17:54,550
"Look at me. I'm the colonel.
I'm a war hero."
335
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:57,680
I'll show you the war,
old bastard.
336
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,474
What happened to you?
I loved you, grandfather!
337
00:18:01,504 --> 00:18:03,298
I loved you!
338
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:06,149
What are you doing?
339
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,440
Nothing, I'm just...
340
00:18:09,937 --> 00:18:10,937
meditating.
341
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,145
What happened to your face?
342
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,853
- Soft tits, he threw the tricks at me.
- Do you usually look like this?
343
00:18:15,883 --> 00:18:19,414
Shut up. I spent the night dancing
the hi-hat. That woman is a monster.
344
00:18:19,444 --> 00:18:21,569
Don't tell me. The Colonel
It's ruining my life.
345
00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:23,384
What are you talking about? That guy is a vegetable.
346
00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:26,887
He's a dirty manipulator
and it must be stopped.
347
00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:31,693
- Listen to me, okay? I know that...
Thank goodness you're here. You have to help us.
348
00:18:31,723 --> 00:18:34,258
You left us alone with
with a violent lunatic.
349
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:36,382
- What did you do to your face? Already'.
- Spooky, right?
350
00:18:36,412 --> 00:18:37,553
Will you help us or not?
351
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,072
Guys...
352
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,876
Alba and I have our own
a nice harmony, so...
353
00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:44,583
- Shoot a figure.
- Well...
354
00:18:44,613 --> 00:18:48,563
you're family. So I assume
to have to take it into consideration.
355
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,745
- I'm down to $4,200.
- Oddly specific, but okay.
356
00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:55,176
Okay, just take them away, 'cause
if I have to do another scrub
357
00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:58,088
to that disgusting tattooed carcass of
Colonel, I'm going crazy.
358
00:18:58,118 --> 00:18:59,869
Does the Colonel have tattoos? What a cute thing.
359
00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:02,131
He has a cross, a dragonfly,
a strange poem about the sea...
360
00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:04,567
Wait a moment.
Do you have a dragonfly tattoo?
361
00:19:04,597 --> 00:19:06,691
Yes'. It's big. Exactly
on her wrinkled tit.
362
00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:08,321
- Right here?
- Yes'.
363
00:19:08,743 --> 00:19:10,892
Oh my God.
364
00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:14,724
Tippy. Hey, I really am
sorry to interrupt you.
365
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,391
- I'm Mickey. We talked...
- I know who you are.
366
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:20,170
You are that one's sister
whore who stole my son.
367
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,469
Yes'. It's me.
368
00:19:21,499 --> 00:19:23,917
Look, I know I asked you to give
take a look at the boys,
369
00:19:23,947 --> 00:19:27,387
but I have no more commitments, and
we don't need you anymore.
370
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,638
Sorry for the inconvenience. You know what?
371
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,830
- Just get a car while you go.
- But I'm not going anywhere.
372
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,310
Well, that's a shame.
373
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:39,908
You leave me no choice but to reveal
a truly scandalous scandal...
374
00:19:40,924 --> 00:19:43,974
which will cause the foundations to collapse
of the Pemberton name.
375
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,175
That's right, Colonel.
376
00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:48,861
You were a boy
Very busy, aren't you?
377
00:19:48,891 --> 00:19:51,441
A very busy bad boy indeed.
378
00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:55,152
Well, we all know that Colonel
He is a man full of passion.
379
00:19:55,182 --> 00:19:58,184
But nothing burns more intensely
of female flesh.
380
00:19:58,214 --> 00:20:00,008
Even he was helpless
381
00:20:00,038 --> 00:20:03,725
in the face of the temptresses
who inhabit the small island state
382
00:20:03,755 --> 00:20:05,283
of Guatemala.
383
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,596
- Guatemala is not on an island.
- What... Am I...
384
00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,384
- I'm explaining.
- I know, I'm getting old.
385
00:20:09,414 --> 00:20:10,996
- I'm narrating.
- Speak faster.
386
00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:13,227
- Still interrupting? Yes, ok! Thank you!
- If only I... ok.
387
00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:15,100
Anyway...
388
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,661
There is no doubt that Colonel
he did so many great things
389
00:20:18,691 --> 00:20:21,715
for Guatemala,
Landlocked state.
390
00:20:21,745 --> 00:20:25,401
His legacy will be forever
engraved in the streets he paved
391
00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:26,969
the schools he built,
392
00:20:26,999 --> 00:20:29,998
and the faces of his bastard children.
393
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,449
Exact.
394
00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:33,629
The colonel is Alba's father!
395
00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:36,144
Because it would never be done
dragonfly tattoo
396
00:20:36,174 --> 00:20:40,463
on the heart if not to honor
your precious dragonfly?
397
00:20:41,317 --> 00:20:43,201
What's the matter, Colonel?
398
00:20:43,231 --> 00:20:45,431
Did the cat eat her tongue?
399
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:49,286
I believe the tattoo you are referring to
400
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,214
both a B-24 bomber.
401
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:56,044
Similar to the one he has with
bravely flew over the Pacific.
402
00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:58,312
Well. Okay. So...
403
00:21:00,722 --> 00:21:02,572
Thanks for your service.
404
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,084
You're not that different from your sister.
405
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:06,968
You're just stupid
gold digger
406
00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:10,222
that tries to suck from
mighty tit Pemberton.
407
00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:14,837
So, as long as I live
you will never be able to...
408
00:21:19,205 --> 00:21:21,095
- Will he recover?
- Yes, yes.
409
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,744
Certainly. Well...
410
00:21:23,579 --> 00:21:25,979
She broke both hips, you know?
411
00:21:26,009 --> 00:21:27,009
So...
412
00:21:27,225 --> 00:21:28,775
no, he won't recover.
413
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:32,259
These guys have someone
who will watch over them tonight?
414
00:21:33,843 --> 00:21:34,878
Let's see...
415
00:21:34,908 --> 00:21:37,022
yes. I think I can stay,
416
00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:39,102
you know, if you need me.
417
00:21:39,736 --> 00:21:41,818
- Yes, if you have nothing else to do.
- Well, I'm busy.
418
00:21:41,848 --> 00:21:43,224
I've got a lot to do, Chip.
419
00:21:43,254 --> 00:21:46,269
That's not the point. The point is,
well, do you want me to stay?
420
00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:50,089
- Because I might, if you're desperate.
- I mean, I wouldn't say desperate, but...
421
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,255
I would say yes, technically,
we need someone.
422
00:21:52,285 --> 00:21:54,288
- Ok, well if it's a technical problem, ok.
- Yes'.
423
00:21:54,318 --> 00:21:56,088
- All right.
- Hey, look at this.
424
00:21:56,118 --> 00:21:59,025
Looks like we have
we all need each other.
425
00:21:59,055 --> 00:22:01,131
- Who is this?
- I'm Jimmy.
426
00:22:01,161 --> 00:22:03,321
- I'm her boyfriend.
- No, he's not my boyfriend.
427
00:22:03,351 --> 00:22:05,685
- Come on, we've been at it for 10 years.
- Ok, Jimmy, we can, come on...
428
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,475
Let's not talk about it right now, okay?
429
00:22:07,505 --> 00:22:09,415
Come here, Ben. Let's get this thing out of the way
430
00:22:09,445 --> 00:22:11,509
before someone else
get hurt.
431
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,939
Little assassin.
432
00:22:13,054 --> 00:22:14,152
Where's Alba?
433
00:22:15,315 --> 00:22:18,210
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Look for the test in our forum!
434
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:24,402
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