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When a woman bends over

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a man sees a jelly doughnut.

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Her brain expands. His explodes.

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Dead on arrival
in her powdered jelly doughnut.

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Dad.

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Daddy?

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<i>I can remember when we walked together</i>

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<i>Sharing a love I thought</i>

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<i>Would last forever</i>

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<i>Moonlight to show the way</i>

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<i>So we can follow</i>

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<i>Waiting inside her eyes</i>

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<i>Was my tomorrow</i>

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<i>Then something changed her mind</i>

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<i>Her kisses told me</i>

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<i>I had no loving arms</i>

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<i>To hold me</i>

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<i>Every day I wake up
then I start to break up</i>

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<i>Lonely is a man without love</i>

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<i>Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out</i>

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<i>Lonely is a man without love</i>

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<i>Every day I wake up
then I start to break up</i>

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<i>Knowing that it's cloudy above</i>

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<i>Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out</i>

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<i>Lonely is a man without love</i>

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<i>I cannot face this world
that's fallen down on me</i>

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<i>So, if you see my girl</i>

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<i>Please send her home to me</i>

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<i>Tell her about my heart...</i>

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One, two. One, two. Okay, go.

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<i>We are beautiful</i>

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<i>We are not ugly?</i>

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<i>We are angry?</i>

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Hey, honey? I'm home?

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Brought you some cookies.

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Pignolia nuts.

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What's the matter?

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Somebody die?

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"If God's gift of grace
or the light on your face

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"could make me forget your vagina is wet."

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Let me see that.

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"To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love."

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What are you, a private dick?

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How different could it be, huh?
It's just a hole.

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You can't incriminate a man
over some words.

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What do you think you're
gonna find there? Peanuts?

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It's poetry?

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Po... Oh, it's poetry.

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Well, I'm gonna give you
some fucking poetry.

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Pink motels. White thighs. Deep fried.
Shake it, bake it, rotate it.

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Swollen heads. Busted beds.
Empty lots. Dirty red twats.

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- You just made that up?
- I'm deep.

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A man is innocent till proven guilty.

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I'm gonna lop your power helmet right off.

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- Oh, you're gonna threaten me now?
- You whoremaster.

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- You whoremaster. I smoked your ass out...
- No.

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- ...you two-faced Judas!
- I am not a whoremaster!

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My brothers, they're the whoremasters!
Not me!

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Ever since you grew
that filthy little moustache!

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I am not a whoremaster!

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Preening in the mirror like Maria Callas!
Put the cologne all over my back, sweetie.

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I cook you chicken, fish, no butter
low-cal this, low-cal that.

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I trim your nose hairs, you fuck!

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I swear on my father's grave, okay?

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Oh, another whoremaster!

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What's going on, Mom?

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Oh, your father went on a beaver diet!

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- This is not normal.
- Grow up.

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Only a giant among idiots would marry you.

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It's all in your head!

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- What?
- What's in her head?

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He's shitting out of the cup!

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Will you listen to her?
Listen to your daughter.

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Snatch hairs pasted on your lip!

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You shut up!

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It's between your mother and me!

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Knock it off! That's not fucking nice!

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It's not fucking nice.

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Even Gogo hated you.

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Who's Gogo?

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I don't like animals.

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I don't like cats. I don't like dogs.

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I don't like birds. I don't like fish.

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I'm like my mother. I don't like animals!

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- Who is Gogo?
- Mommy's cat.

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Every day you'll wake up alone.

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You don't even like me anymore, do you?

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I hate you with all the hate
that you can hate with!

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Did you hear that?

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Did you hear what your mother said to me?

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Can you hate more than that?

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If you can, then I hate you
more than that.

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Then go back to him!
Go back to your first love!

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Go back to him! Go!

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"I can remember when we walked together

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"Sharing a love
I thought would last forever"

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I'd give anything if you'd
come back to me. Anything.

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<i>I cannot face this world</i>

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<i>That's fallen down on me</i>

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<i>So, if you see my girl
please send her back to me</i>

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<i>Tell her about my heart</i>

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<i>That's slowly dying</i>

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<i>Say I can't stop myself</i>

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<i>From crying</i>

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<i>Every day I wake up
then I start to break up</i>

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<i>Lonely is a man without love</i>

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<i>Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out</i>

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<i>Lonely is a man without love</i>

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<i>Every day I wake up</i>

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<i>Then I start to break up</i>

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<i>Knowing that it's cloudy above</i>

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<i>Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out</i>

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<i>Lonely is a man without love</i>

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<i>Every day I wake up
then I start to break up</i>

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<i>Knowing that it's cloudy above</i>

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<i>Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out</i>

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Oh, three o'clock, three o'clock.

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<i>Lonely is a man without love</i>

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<i>Every day I wake up
then I start to break up</i>

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<i>Lonely is a man without love</i>

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<i>Every day I start out</i>

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<i>Then I cry my heart out</i>

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<i>Lonely is a man</i>

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<i>Without love!</i>

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What's the problem?

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I'm a married man.

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A domestic disturbance was reported, sir.

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- Yeah, that's the problem.
- Name, sir?

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Nick Murder.

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- You ever been married?
- More than once, sir.

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Yeah? What went wrong?

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Everything, sir. Am now once again.
Third wife, sir.

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No, no, no, one wife, that's all a man's
meant to have. One wife. It's enough.

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Yes, sir.

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What's with all the "sir" shit?

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Military habit, sir.

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Oh, yeah? What branch?

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101 st Airborne, sir.

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Navy. Sound off!

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Rat shit. Bat shit. Dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot.

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Eat, bite, suck, fuck,
nibble, gobble, chew.

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I'm a fucking paratrooper!
Who the fuck are you? Sir!

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- Marriage is combat, son.
- Yes, sir.

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- And not clean combat.
- No, sir.

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She's got her territory in there,
I've got mine.

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She's got her army back in there.
I'm out here alone.

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There's no prayer in that animal.

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- He's a selfish man, Ma.
- Something should be done about him.

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Drink some water.

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I live in fear when he's around.

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I love you, Ma. I love you so much.

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I love you so much with all my heart
and soul. I love you more than my real mom.

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I mean, I love her, too
but I can't remember her, so...

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Rara, come on, come on.

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I love Baby, but she doesn't any spend time
with me anymore. She's changed.

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Enough.

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If the love ain't there
it's gonna come back, Ma.

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Come on. Rara, give her some space.
Come here, come here.

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Here. Come here.

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What did he mean, "Go back to him?"
Go back to who?

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There was someone else
in my life a long time ago.

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A gentle man.

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You were married to him?

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Before the war.

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He went off to fight far, far away.

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I met your father then.

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No, I saw her coming out of the loo
at her crazy sister's apartment.

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She had this headful of wet hair
and was wearing

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a soft, cream-coloured terry cloth robe.

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So I asked her.
I need to borrow a piece of luggage.

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- You shacking up?
- Ah, ain't nothing wrong with sex.

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You have big ones, buster.

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Yeah. Dinosaur balls.

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I'm from Brooklyn. Boys don't talk
to girls like that in Brooklyn.

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I felt a sharp pain, like death.

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The girl with the kind eyes, I says.

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That's the girl. The girl I will marry.

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You rat bastard.

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I know you're in there.

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Where are you?

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Lost in the void.

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Help me!

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Somebody help me!

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God had to give me cataracts.

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One day you'll be blind like me!
In the dark forever, like me!

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"Oh, sunlight of no light

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"Once you were mine

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"Let me feel the pillars upon which this
house rests

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"Oh, Lord God, remember me, I pray thee

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"And strengthen me, I pray thee
only this once, oh, God

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"that I may revenge myself upon the
Philistines for one of my two eyes."

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Die, Samson!

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"Let me die with the Philistines!"

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Wait, I'm coming up. Wait!

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I'm not the type of guy
who goes up to a woman

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says, "You want to go out with me?"
and then takes his dick out.

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That's not my style. I'm no beast.

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What?

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00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:39,049
I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player.

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You know, with the outfit on.
And a tennis ball stuck in her panties.

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Know what I heard?
Tony Curtis almost lost his sex life.

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Back in '44 he's on a Navy sub.

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A winch falls off

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hits him in the base of the spine. Right?

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Tony was paralysed.

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He was laying there, just, he was praying.

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00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:12,541
Tony started praying that his private
parts would not be dead.

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And about a week later
he starts to feel a tingling.

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Tony fucking Curtis.

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What am I gonna do?

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Oh, you've got it bad, Nick.

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I told you. I warned you.

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Chicks smell a boner 10 miles away.

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I'd be better off a fag.

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Those guys are in shape.
Randolph Scott was a fag.

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Not Randolph Scott?

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Yeah, him and Cary Grant.

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Get out of here. Not in a million years.

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The list is long.
There's a lot of great fags.

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Coming up. All right?

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And she's a redhead.

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Au naturel?

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The whole megillah.

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It's rare. They feel more.
That's scientifically proven.

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- What?
- You take a natural red versus a brunette.

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Right? And you prod them both
with a jolt of electric shock, mild.

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The carrot-top's gonna need
20% more anaesthesia.

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To numb the pain?

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Pain, pleasure, it's all nerve-related.
The point is, they feel more.

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Nice as she is, red as her bush is
fuckable as she is

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you gotta put the fire out, my friend.
Attend to it.

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Stamp out that Benson and Hedges bitch
once and for all.

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All right, you bitch in heat
you're going down!

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00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,656
Come down from there right now!

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00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:39,020
Oh, my God! She's hot!

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00:22:05,472 --> 00:22:07,591
- I might need some for...
- No, but you don't.

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Get them when you really need them.

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- Sometimes I need
- Take one.

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- ...to have some in the house.
- Take one.

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Choose one you're gonna keep.
Put the other ones back.

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All right. One card. I'm gonna get a card.
I'm gonna choose one.

242
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,928
- Go ahead. Put the other ones back.
- How the hell are you?

243
00:22:19,028 --> 00:22:20,930
- Grace.
- What's the matter?

244
00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:22,681
I had diarrhoea yesterday, Grace.

245
00:22:22,781 --> 00:22:25,184
I was in the bathroom when you knocked
on the door. Bad.

246
00:22:25,284 --> 00:22:27,394
You've been wronged. I feel it.

247
00:22:27,494 --> 00:22:31,565
You don't have to tell me anything.
I have never met one man who was faithful.

248
00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:35,277
- You've only been with one man, Grace.
- Till death do us part.

249
00:22:35,377 --> 00:22:39,698
Did you ever feel that you wanted to
squeeze a kitten until the head pops off?

250
00:22:39,798 --> 00:22:41,450
All right, put this back. That's enough.

251
00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:46,379
He was a beautiful man, my Chester.
A real Southern gentleman.

252
00:22:46,972 --> 00:22:51,176
Quiet. Dark. Graceful.

253
00:22:51,644 --> 00:22:54,380
I still love him with every fibre.

254
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,914
That was 20 years ago, Grace.

255
00:22:56,014 --> 00:22:59,468
Look, don't touch! Don't touch!

256
00:22:59,568 --> 00:23:03,222
- You want to buy it or not? You buy it.
- I don't want to buy it. I just...

257
00:23:03,322 --> 00:23:06,475
It's good. All this ones is good. Look at...
You can look as much as...

258
00:23:06,575 --> 00:23:09,728
- He's the only man I've ever loved.
- He thought you were shoplifting, Ma.

259
00:23:09,828 --> 00:23:11,564
- Don't touch!
- I can't help it.

260
00:23:11,664 --> 00:23:14,483
- Tell him to stick his cards up his ass.
- You want me to say that?

261
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:15,860
I'm too weak to break the chains.

262
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,070
I don't feel so good.
I mean, I was up and now I'm down.

263
00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:21,282
He's been married four times.
Four times, Gracie, since he left you.

264
00:23:21,382 --> 00:23:23,993
Mickey Rooney was married eight times!

265
00:23:24,093 --> 00:23:27,379
I don't care! I love Chester!

266
00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:31,842
What a woman thinks she's doing
doesn't count for anything, Grace.

267
00:23:32,851 --> 00:23:34,219
Oh, Kitty.

268
00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:42,894
Okay, okay, that's enough now.

269
00:23:43,696 --> 00:23:45,681
That's enough, that's enough.

270
00:23:45,781 --> 00:23:49,018
When I see somebody hugging
it's make me sick.

271
00:23:49,118 --> 00:23:51,437
I feel lonely. So lonely.

272
00:23:51,537 --> 00:23:54,489
Don't make me cry. Please, go out!

273
00:23:58,210 --> 00:24:01,163
<i>We are not ugly</i>

274
00:24:02,548 --> 00:24:05,417
<i>And we are not beautiful</i>

275
00:24:05,592 --> 00:24:07,286
<i>No, we are angry</i>

276
00:24:07,386 --> 00:24:09,379
- Rara, where's Mommy?
- Out.

277
00:24:10,472 --> 00:24:11,540
Where?

278
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,626
<i>We are not pretty</i>

279
00:24:13,726 --> 00:24:16,754
I'm not supposed to say nothing.
She told me not to tell you.

280
00:24:16,854 --> 00:24:18,972
<i>No, we are angry</i>

281
00:24:19,148 --> 00:24:21,183
Church. She went to church.

282
00:24:22,151 --> 00:24:23,560
She went to church?

283
00:24:24,236 --> 00:24:26,063
<i>We are angry</i>

284
00:24:26,238 --> 00:24:28,023
Went to see God, huh?

285
00:24:28,324 --> 00:24:30,442
God's everywhere.

286
00:24:30,743 --> 00:24:32,311
Don't need to go to church to see him.

287
00:24:32,411 --> 00:24:35,523
You're right, Dad. God is everywhere.

288
00:24:35,623 --> 00:24:37,066
<i>I'm outta here</i>

289
00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:39,485
All right, I'm hungry, let's eat.
What's for dinner?

290
00:24:39,585 --> 00:24:41,286
We ate already.

291
00:24:42,004 --> 00:24:45,040
- You ate?
- Pork chops.

292
00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:48,661
Without me, your father?

293
00:24:48,761 --> 00:24:50,246
Mommy didn't cook for you.

294
00:24:50,346 --> 00:24:51,664
I had three pork chops

295
00:24:51,764 --> 00:24:54,500
Your mother's down there lighting
candles and a man's here starving?

296
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,002
- ...and apple sauce.
- I paid for those pork chops!

297
00:24:57,102 --> 00:24:58,720
Papa wants pork chops.

298
00:24:59,104 --> 00:25:00,680
Medium rare.

299
00:25:01,357 --> 00:25:02,974
Mama ain't...

300
00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:07,096
Mama ain't cookin', bastin'

301
00:25:07,196 --> 00:25:09,598
floppin' pork chops.

302
00:25:09,698 --> 00:25:11,183
- Pork chops!
- Lamb chops!

303
00:25:11,283 --> 00:25:13,060
- Lamb chops! Chops, chops.
- Loin chops!

304
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,354
<i>Barometer, parameter
Ooh! Barometer, diameter</i>

305
00:25:15,454 --> 00:25:17,857
<i>Stuck his meat thermometer
and tested her barometer</i>

306
00:25:17,957 --> 00:25:20,359
<i>Papa pop a cork, fuckin' the pork</i>

307
00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:23,279
<i>Papa ate out! Gonna take out!</i>

308
00:25:23,379 --> 00:25:25,447
<i>Take out! Ate out!
Ate out!</i>

309
00:25:25,547 --> 00:25:27,499
<i>Take out!</i>

310
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:04,570
<i>How my heart does rejoice</i>

311
00:26:04,670 --> 00:26:08,324
<i>When I hear his sweet voice</i>

312
00:26:08,424 --> 00:26:15,915
<i>And the tempest to Him I do flee</i>

313
00:26:16,015 --> 00:26:19,668
<i>That to lean on his arm</i>

314
00:26:19,768 --> 00:26:23,472
<i>Safe, secure from all harm</i>

315
00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:28,977
<i>When He reached out his hand for me</i>

316
00:26:29,194 --> 00:26:30,930
<i>For me</i>

317
00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:36,602
<i>When my Saviour reached down for me</i>

318
00:26:36,702 --> 00:26:38,354
<i>For me</i>

319
00:26:38,454 --> 00:26:44,109
<i>When He reached down his hand for me</i>

320
00:26:44,209 --> 00:26:45,778
<i>For me</i>

321
00:26:45,878 --> 00:26:49,406
<i>I was lost and undone</i>

322
00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:53,369
<i>Without my God or his Son</i>

323
00:26:53,469 --> 00:26:59,625
<i>When He reached down his hand for me</i>

324
00:26:59,725 --> 00:27:04,429
<i>For</i>

325
00:27:04,938 --> 00:27:10,602
<i>Me</i>

326
00:27:12,321 --> 00:27:15,816
What have we here?
Return of the prodigal daughter?

327
00:27:16,325 --> 00:27:17,692
Come!

328
00:27:20,245 --> 00:27:21,947
Come on in.

329
00:27:43,602 --> 00:27:46,054
<i>Never, ever gonna give you up</i>

330
00:27:46,522 --> 00:27:49,182
"Can't get enough of your love, babe."

331
00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:52,227
"I'm gonna love you
just a little bit more, Baby."

332
00:27:52,611 --> 00:27:55,856
"I'll do for you anything you want me to."

333
00:27:56,115 --> 00:27:57,649
"Let the music play."

334
00:27:58,534 --> 00:28:00,986
"Your sweetness is my weakness."

335
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:38,265
You're the best kisser
in the whole world, Fryburg.

336
00:28:38,365 --> 00:28:41,109
I'm going to make out
with your whole family, Baby.

337
00:28:51,295 --> 00:28:53,705
Do it, baby! Do it!

338
00:29:02,973 --> 00:29:05,634
<i>Didn't I make you feel</i>

339
00:29:06,935 --> 00:29:11,973
<i>Like you were the only man?</i>

340
00:29:14,944 --> 00:29:20,107
<i>Didn't I give you everything
a woman possibly can?</i>

341
00:29:21,617 --> 00:29:24,486
<i>But with all the love I give you</i>

342
00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:26,856
<i>It's never enough</i>

343
00:29:26,956 --> 00:29:29,775
<i>I'm gonna show you, baby</i>

344
00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:32,411
<i>That a woman can be tough</i>

345
00:29:32,711 --> 00:29:35,948
<i>So come on, come on</i>

346
00:29:36,048 --> 00:29:38,868
<i>Come on, come on</i>

347
00:29:38,968 --> 00:29:40,202
<i>Take it</i>

348
00:29:40,302 --> 00:29:44,297
<i>Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby</i>

349
00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:46,041
<i>Break it</i>

350
00:29:46,141 --> 00:29:50,838
<i>Break another little bit
of my heart now, honey</i>

351
00:29:50,938 --> 00:29:52,214
<i>Have a</i>

352
00:29:52,314 --> 00:29:56,810
<i>Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby</i>

353
00:29:57,194 --> 00:30:02,649
<i>You know you've got it
if it makes you feel good</i>

354
00:30:25,848 --> 00:30:27,541
Hello? Who's this?

355
00:30:27,641 --> 00:30:29,968
Hey, baby, it's me.

356
00:30:30,561 --> 00:30:31,970
Oh.

357
00:30:32,354 --> 00:30:33,722
Hello.

358
00:30:34,857 --> 00:30:36,509
Did you make love last night?

359
00:30:36,609 --> 00:30:37,976
Love?

360
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,637
No.

361
00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:43,315
So you've lost a night.

362
00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:46,026
Oh, Nicky.

363
00:30:46,201 --> 00:30:50,072
I want you to put your finger
up my asshole right now.

364
00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,076
Tula.

365
00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:57,154
My pussy's lonely, baby.

366
00:30:57,254 --> 00:30:58,280
Yeah?

367
00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:00,499
Kiss it, nasty man. Come on.

368
00:31:01,717 --> 00:31:04,662
Yeah. Give me those balls that clang.

369
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:07,589
Don't talk like that, will you?

370
00:31:08,724 --> 00:31:11,210
Well, you know what, Nicky? I can't talk.

371
00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:16,056
I'm just getting fucked by a big, hard
young, circumcised cock.

372
00:31:16,857 --> 00:31:18,843
What are you talking about?
Are you with somebody else?

373
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:20,302
You're not here.

374
00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:23,563
What do you want me to do
sit around and touch myself?

375
00:31:24,657 --> 00:31:26,691
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do.

376
00:31:28,661 --> 00:31:30,445
Let me put the radio on. All right.

377
00:31:31,038 --> 00:31:32,322
All right.

378
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:35,526
All right, all right, go ahead.

379
00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:37,611
<i>Come on, come on</i>

380
00:31:37,711 --> 00:31:40,739
So, I put my ass in your face
and move it up and down, up and down.

381
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:42,825
<i>Come on and take it</i>

382
00:31:42,925 --> 00:31:44,994
<i>Take an other little piece
of my heart now, baby</i>

383
00:31:45,094 --> 00:31:48,330
Do you like it like that, Nicky, do ya?
I'm rubbing my pussy.

384
00:31:48,430 --> 00:31:53,043
Are you getting really hard?
How is your foreskin? Is it still on, is it?

385
00:31:53,143 --> 00:31:57,506
Show me your face, big boy!
Yeah, that's it, nasty man.

386
00:31:57,606 --> 00:32:00,009
You know what to do.
You know all the tricks, don't you?

387
00:32:00,109 --> 00:32:02,894
<i>You know you got it</i>

388
00:32:05,447 --> 00:32:07,149
<i>Take it</i>

389
00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:11,187
It's tasty, isn't it?
Come on, lick the icing off me cupcakes.

390
00:32:11,287 --> 00:32:14,030
I'm rubbing myself
really rubbing myself hard...

391
00:33:19,355 --> 00:33:24,309
<i>If you're looking for trouble
You came to the right place</i>

392
00:33:25,194 --> 00:33:29,731
<i>If you're looking for trouble
Just look right in my face</i>

393
00:33:30,741 --> 00:33:33,068
<i>I was born standing up</i>

394
00:33:33,661 --> 00:33:35,646
<i>And talking back</i>

395
00:33:35,746 --> 00:33:40,651
<i>My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack</i>

396
00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:43,153
<i>Because I'm evil</i>

397
00:33:43,253 --> 00:33:44,663
Cousin Bo!

398
00:33:45,547 --> 00:33:47,249
What's the trouble, Kitten?

399
00:33:48,884 --> 00:33:51,503
"Breaking in a brand new broken heart?

400
00:33:52,012 --> 00:33:55,040
"Lost that loving feeling?

401
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:57,209
"Three cigarettes in an ashtray?"

402
00:33:57,309 --> 00:33:59,628
It's worse than any song could say.

403
00:33:59,728 --> 00:34:03,174
If anyone could, the King would.
I know, I know the hurt.

404
00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:05,676
Been there. Nick's been shacking?

405
00:34:05,776 --> 00:34:06,802
Not now, Bo.

406
00:34:06,902 --> 00:34:10,188
I'll lay him right out. Boom! Like that.

407
00:34:11,073 --> 00:34:14,643
No one messes with my Special K.

408
00:34:14,743 --> 00:34:16,236
All right, Baby.

409
00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:20,282
Baby, you're the 50-foot woman.

410
00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:22,776
You'd better not be getting hitched.

411
00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:25,620
No! The dummy was just too short.

412
00:34:32,469 --> 00:34:34,296
"Here's looking at you, kid."

413
00:34:39,685 --> 00:34:41,386
I got my teeth fixed.

414
00:34:47,484 --> 00:34:49,061
Good for you, Bo.

415
00:34:51,363 --> 00:34:52,598
Are you circumcised?

416
00:34:52,698 --> 00:34:54,066
What?

417
00:34:54,283 --> 00:34:56,143
Are you circumcised?

418
00:34:56,243 --> 00:34:57,652
Circularise?

419
00:34:57,786 --> 00:34:59,905
No, circumcised!

420
00:35:00,205 --> 00:35:01,857
My circulation's fine.

421
00:35:01,957 --> 00:35:05,160
No. Are you circumcised? You know?

422
00:35:06,462 --> 00:35:09,623
Does a man's calzone look better that way?

423
00:35:09,882 --> 00:35:12,334
Is it more attractive to women with...

424
00:35:13,052 --> 00:35:16,505
I'd like to fuck a woman
with a backside as big as the world.

425
00:35:17,222 --> 00:35:19,208
Are you listening to me?
I'm talking to you.

426
00:35:19,308 --> 00:35:20,459
Well, who wants to know?

427
00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:23,512
You cocksucker.
You should have been a scientist.

428
00:35:24,730 --> 00:35:27,299
It's cleaner.
It's cleaner without the foreskin.

429
00:35:27,399 --> 00:35:30,894
Most guys in pornos, John Leslie
nobody better.

430
00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:32,771
Yes. I would say, yes.

431
00:35:35,157 --> 00:35:36,733
Are you circumcised?

432
00:35:37,242 --> 00:35:38,819
Hell, no. That shit hurts.

433
00:35:38,994 --> 00:35:40,980
Somebody cuts my dick
it better be for vengeance.

434
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,449
<i>One, two, three, uh!</i>

435
00:35:45,459 --> 00:35:47,236
<i>Hot pants!</i>

436
00:35:47,336 --> 00:35:49,663
<i>Hey, hot pants!</i>

437
00:35:50,673 --> 00:35:54,376
<i>Hot pants! Smokin'! Hot pants!</i>

438
00:35:55,386 --> 00:35:57,246
<i>Where it's at</i>

439
00:35:57,346 --> 00:35:59,748
<i>That's where it's at</i>

440
00:35:59,848 --> 00:36:02,384
<i>Baby, take your Fryburg</i>

441
00:36:02,685 --> 00:36:04,336
<i>Looks much better with time</i>

442
00:36:04,436 --> 00:36:05,379
I fucking love you!

443
00:36:05,479 --> 00:36:07,339
- <i>My fever keeps growing
- I fucking love you!</i>

444
00:36:07,439 --> 00:36:09,558
<i>Girl, you're blowing my mind!</i>

445
00:36:09,984 --> 00:36:15,264
We've got the address, no last name.
Find the love shack.

446
00:36:15,364 --> 00:36:16,773
You got a weapon?

447
00:36:22,496 --> 00:36:26,158
Maybe we should stop get something bigger.

448
00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:30,746
I don't need something bigger.

449
00:36:35,509 --> 00:36:36,793
Yes.

450
00:36:37,386 --> 00:36:39,371
Do you have a decrease in libido?

451
00:36:39,471 --> 00:36:40,623
Sure. Thank you.

452
00:36:40,723 --> 00:36:44,426
Do you have a decrease in strength
and/or endurance?

453
00:36:44,810 --> 00:36:49,806
Have you lost height?
Are your erections less strong?

454
00:36:50,399 --> 00:36:52,301
Has your uncircumcised foreskin

455
00:36:52,401 --> 00:36:56,396
ever resulted in an adverse reaction
from your partner?

456
00:36:58,157 --> 00:37:01,526
Does the shape of your glans
cause you anxiety?

457
00:37:01,994 --> 00:37:05,447
Are you concerned
about inadequate penile hygiene?

458
00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:08,567
If you answered, "Yes," to question one

459
00:37:08,667 --> 00:37:09,902
Mr Murder, please.

460
00:37:10,002 --> 00:37:11,904
...or at least three of the questions

461
00:37:12,004 --> 00:37:15,791
you may be a candidate
for adult circumcision.

462
00:37:16,925 --> 00:37:21,288
I heard you with Fryburg.
You make loud noises and I hear them.

463
00:37:21,388 --> 00:37:22,623
You make loud noises?

464
00:37:22,723 --> 00:37:26,418
Yeah. I want to make them, too.
I told my psychiatrist.

465
00:37:26,518 --> 00:37:27,670
- What?
- What?

466
00:37:27,770 --> 00:37:29,429
I had nothing else to tell him. So...

467
00:37:30,356 --> 00:37:31,924
Fuck off, Fryburg.

468
00:37:32,024 --> 00:37:33,050
I'm a fucking star.

469
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,678
Did he do his Richard Gere for you?
Jumping all around in his jockstrap?

470
00:37:35,778 --> 00:37:36,846
Gere!

471
00:37:36,946 --> 00:37:39,098
- Richard Gere, he's hot!
- Hot chocolate!

472
00:37:39,198 --> 00:37:40,266
Chetty!

473
00:37:40,366 --> 00:37:41,934
He's got an ass that yodels.

474
00:37:42,034 --> 00:37:43,185
Call me!

475
00:37:43,285 --> 00:37:46,238
Chetty, Junior! Chetty, Junior!

476
00:37:48,082 --> 00:37:50,075
Good God! Chetty!

477
00:37:50,709 --> 00:37:52,570
Mom. Fryburg, Ma!

478
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,029
Was für ein Name ist denn Fryburg?
Fryburg?

479
00:37:54,129 --> 00:37:55,781
Chester the Molester.

480
00:37:55,881 --> 00:37:57,032
You're just jealous.

481
00:37:57,132 --> 00:38:01,586
Look, I know that you know that I know
that you want me, Connie-lingus.

482
00:38:01,845 --> 00:38:06,675
Don't you talk to her like that, you animal!
I'll put your head in a pillory!

483
00:38:08,394 --> 00:38:10,011
Your father called.

484
00:38:10,396 --> 00:38:11,755
So?

485
00:38:11,855 --> 00:38:15,092
He wants to come to your sister's house
for the holidays.

486
00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:17,102
How am I going to face him?

487
00:38:22,074 --> 00:38:24,894
Some day, somewhere, somehow

488
00:38:24,994 --> 00:38:29,531
I am going to go up in one of those
metal cans and I am gonna fly away.

489
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:32,617
Far away.

490
00:38:37,298 --> 00:38:38,991
Okay, this is the block.

491
00:38:39,091 --> 00:38:41,660
That redheaded skank is going down.

492
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:48,675
<i>Someone I belong to</i>

493
00:38:49,685 --> 00:38:51,170
I've got your back.

494
00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:55,966
<i>Doesn't belong to me</i>

495
00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:59,512
Men. They blow smoke up your ass

496
00:38:59,612 --> 00:39:01,438
make you pregnant

497
00:39:01,697 --> 00:39:04,099
then go hunt for new snapper.

498
00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:08,403
<i>Someone who can be faithful</i>

499
00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:14,659
<i>Who knows that I have to be</i>

500
00:39:17,671 --> 00:39:23,494
<i>Why must I be alone?</i>

501
00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:27,039
<i>So</i>

502
00:39:27,139 --> 00:39:30,292
<i>Why can I</i>

503
00:39:30,392 --> 00:39:37,391
<i>On my own</i>

504
00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:40,310
<i>So</i>

505
00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:47,067
<i>Alone from night to night you find me</i>

506
00:39:48,827 --> 00:39:49,770
Is Tula here?

507
00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:51,730
<i>Too weak</i>

508
00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:53,399
Does that bitch live here?

509
00:39:53,499 --> 00:39:54,859
<i>To break the chains that bind me</i>

510
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,368
No.

511
00:39:56,669 --> 00:40:00,322
<i>I need no shackles</i>

512
00:40:00,422 --> 00:40:03,667
<i>To remind me</i>

513
00:40:04,259 --> 00:40:08,122
<i>I'm just a prisoner</i>

514
00:40:08,222 --> 00:40:11,049
<i>Of love</i>

515
00:40:12,601 --> 00:40:14,795
<i>For one command</i>

516
00:40:14,895 --> 00:40:18,890
<i>I stand and wait now</i>

517
00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:24,597
<i>For one who's master of my fate now</i>

518
00:40:24,697 --> 00:40:26,064
Yeah, baby.

519
00:40:27,283 --> 00:40:30,152
<i>I can't escape</i>

520
00:40:30,536 --> 00:40:34,398
<i>For it's too late now</i>

521
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:39,278
<i>I'm just a prisoner of love</i>

522
00:40:39,378 --> 00:40:41,488
<i>Just a prisoner of love</i>

523
00:40:41,588 --> 00:40:47,461
<i>Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love</i>

524
00:40:48,554 --> 00:40:52,750
<i>What's the good of my caring</i>

525
00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:53,876
Give it up.

526
00:40:53,976 --> 00:40:56,504
<i>If someone is sharing</i>

527
00:40:56,604 --> 00:41:00,382
<i>Those arms</i>

528
00:41:00,482 --> 00:41:03,052
<i>With me</i>

529
00:41:03,152 --> 00:41:07,765
<i>Although he has another</i>

530
00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:11,393
<i>I can't have another</i>

531
00:41:11,493 --> 00:41:14,021
<i>'Cause I'm</i>

532
00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:18,950
<i>I'm not free</i>

533
00:41:19,335 --> 00:41:22,571
<i>He is in my dreams</i>

534
00:41:22,671 --> 00:41:26,458
<i>Awake or sleeping</i>

535
00:41:27,468 --> 00:41:30,079
<i>Upon my knees</i>

536
00:41:30,179 --> 00:41:33,207
<i>To her I'm creeping</i>

537
00:41:33,307 --> 00:41:37,586
<i>His very life, my very life</i>

538
00:41:37,686 --> 00:41:40,847
<i>Is in his keeping</i>

539
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,345
<i>Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love</i>

540
00:41:46,445 --> 00:41:48,848
Thongs, half bras, full bras

541
00:41:48,948 --> 00:41:53,985
g-strings, push-up bras, teddies
garter belts, crotchless panty hose.

542
00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:57,322
Fuck bloomers. That's what I sell.

543
00:41:57,623 --> 00:41:59,692
To rich, tan, bored housewives

544
00:41:59,792 --> 00:42:03,078
who take the fat from their ass-cheeks
and inject it into their lips.

545
00:42:03,212 --> 00:42:06,915
If you're gonna kiss someone's arse, then
you should know that's what you're kissing.

546
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,201
Personally, I think
kissing's sexier than shagging

547
00:42:09,301 --> 00:42:11,370
but you're sucking on chicken fat there.

548
00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:12,496
Not that their husbands mind.

549
00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:14,832
You know, they're out buying
big homes, buying paintings

550
00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:17,626
going to the fucking opera
taking one up the bum for the Queen

551
00:42:17,726 --> 00:42:20,546
while the misses are out sticking their
fannies in my face.

552
00:42:20,646 --> 00:42:23,390
Does my bum look big in this?
Can you see my cellulite?

553
00:42:23,565 --> 00:42:26,385
What they need, these women
is a good old-fashioned horsefuck.

554
00:42:26,485 --> 00:42:29,305
They can buy all the new panties they want
but they get stained, don't they?

555
00:42:29,405 --> 00:42:32,141
Stained panties, part of life
no matter how hard you wipe.

556
00:42:32,241 --> 00:42:34,025
I think you're dead sexy.

557
00:42:35,244 --> 00:42:36,737
Not at first.

558
00:42:37,329 --> 00:42:42,576
Then one day, I looked up and I saw you
working with your shirt off and your gut out.

559
00:42:43,502 --> 00:42:45,237
"That's a man" I said to myself.

560
00:42:45,337 --> 00:42:46,747
A real man.

561
00:42:46,922 --> 00:42:49,666
Someone to take me down
the pub for a pint.

562
00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:55,297
You're way too old for me
but I figure you only go round once in life.

563
00:42:56,015 --> 00:43:00,635
I've got, what, 75 years
if I don't get hit by a bus?

564
00:43:02,354 --> 00:43:04,473
I want to kiss you, big man.

565
00:43:05,065 --> 00:43:07,893
I want to give you
a big, sloppy, wet kiss.

566
00:43:09,445 --> 00:43:11,688
You won't tell anyone, right?

567
00:43:13,699 --> 00:43:15,525
Inch by inch

568
00:43:16,118 --> 00:43:19,071
the elephant fucked the ant.

569
00:43:42,895 --> 00:43:44,304
Ouch.

570
00:43:45,731 --> 00:43:47,933
I'm qualified to satisfy you.

571
00:43:49,276 --> 00:43:52,513
Don't worry, kid. We'll find the ho.

572
00:43:52,613 --> 00:43:55,690
We've got to think like Kojak.
"Who loves you, baby?"

573
00:43:55,824 --> 00:43:59,945
We'll smoke her redheaded ass out
then we'll let the music play.

574
00:44:00,663 --> 00:44:02,940
What am I doing?
I don't know what I'm doing.

575
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,284
Who knows what anybody's doing?

576
00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:09,037
Some people fear the Lord.

577
00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:10,739
I fear women.

578
00:44:10,839 --> 00:44:12,958
What really happened

579
00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:15,293
between you and Roe?

580
00:44:16,679 --> 00:44:18,088
Roe

581
00:44:22,935 --> 00:44:24,553
was my first love.

582
00:44:25,854 --> 00:44:29,349
I traced her name in cowshit.
She was "my first

583
00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:32,686
"my last, my everything."

584
00:44:33,696 --> 00:44:38,817
Was it, um, true, I mean, that you had...

585
00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:41,027
What?

586
00:44:42,538 --> 00:44:43,606
Um.

587
00:44:43,706 --> 00:44:45,073
Trouble?

588
00:44:45,457 --> 00:44:47,075
Only with Roe.

589
00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:49,786
With other chicks

590
00:44:50,713 --> 00:44:52,164
I'm Barry White.

591
00:44:53,173 --> 00:44:57,870
I go to the meat market
I'm in and out like car service.

592
00:44:57,970 --> 00:45:01,173
- Okay, okay.
- I don't mean to be crude, but it's the truth.

593
00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:04,251
Maybe I knew her too well.

594
00:45:04,351 --> 00:45:05,761
I don't know.

595
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:07,721
Is that why she left?

596
00:45:09,565 --> 00:45:11,266
She met the Greek.

597
00:45:17,489 --> 00:45:18,724
Come here.

598
00:45:18,824 --> 00:45:19,892
Come up here.

599
00:45:19,992 --> 00:45:24,404
<i>I saw the light on the night
that I passed by her window</i>

600
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:32,454
<i>I saw the flickering shadows
of love on her blind</i>

601
00:45:34,381 --> 00:45:39,078
<i>She was my woman</i>

602
00:45:39,178 --> 00:45:40,879
Spank, spank!

603
00:45:42,014 --> 00:45:46,927
<i>As she deceived me
I watched and went out of my mind</i>

604
00:45:49,605 --> 00:45:55,060
<i>My, my, my, Delilah</i>

605
00:45:57,029 --> 00:46:02,776
<i>Why, why, why, Delilah?</i>

606
00:46:04,536 --> 00:46:07,356
<i>I could see</i>

607
00:46:07,456 --> 00:46:11,743
<i>That girl was no good for me</i>

608
00:46:12,211 --> 00:46:17,165
<i>But I was lost like a slave
that no man could free</i>

609
00:46:19,551 --> 00:46:24,256
<i>At break of day when that man drove away
I was waiting</i>

610
00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:27,543
The Greek!

611
00:46:27,643 --> 00:46:32,264
<i>I crossed the street to her house
and she opened the door</i>

612
00:46:33,732 --> 00:46:35,100
Roe!

613
00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:36,635
Why?

614
00:46:36,735 --> 00:46:40,021
<i>She stood there laughing</i>

615
00:46:42,157 --> 00:46:47,279
<i>I felt the knife in my hand
and she laughed no more</i>

616
00:46:49,456 --> 00:46:55,537
<i>My, my, my, Delilah</i>

617
00:46:56,839 --> 00:47:00,409
<i>Why, why, why, Delilah?</i>

618
00:47:00,509 --> 00:47:02,544
You stabbed me.

619
00:47:04,346 --> 00:47:07,632
<i>So before</i>

620
00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:11,595
<i>They come to break down the door</i>

621
00:47:11,854 --> 00:47:17,642
<i>Forgive me, Delilah
I just couldn't take any more</i>

622
00:47:34,376 --> 00:47:37,738
<i>So before</i>

623
00:47:37,838 --> 00:47:41,784
<i>They come to break down the door</i>

624
00:47:41,884 --> 00:47:45,246
<i>Forgive me, Delilah, I just couldn't take</i>

625
00:47:45,346 --> 00:47:52,336
<i>Any more!</i>

626
00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:53,720
Bo?

627
00:47:55,356 --> 00:47:56,507
Roe?

628
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:57,891
Bo.

629
00:47:59,318 --> 00:48:00,602
Loser.

630
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,029
<i>I know a guy who's tough but sweet</i>

631
00:48:12,456 --> 00:48:15,826
<i>He's so fine, he can't be beat</i>

632
00:48:16,752 --> 00:48:20,205
<i>He's got everything that I desire</i>

633
00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:23,959
<i>Sets the summer sun on fire</i>

634
00:48:25,594 --> 00:48:28,213
<i>I want candy</i>

635
00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:32,376
<i>I want candy</i>

636
00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:36,263
Wait, whoa, whoa! What are you...
What is going on here?

637
00:48:36,855 --> 00:48:38,215
What are you wear... That...

638
00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:41,010
Oh, my God.
That's Mrs Lipshitz's daughter's dress.

639
00:48:41,110 --> 00:48:42,511
What is she gonna say if she sees that?

640
00:48:42,611 --> 00:48:44,680
She's gonna say that I look better
than her daughter Stacy in it.

641
00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:45,848
That's what she's gonna say.

642
00:48:45,948 --> 00:48:46,974
- Take it off.
- No.

643
00:48:47,074 --> 00:48:51,562
- Right now. Take it off. Now!
- It's wasted on her. I'm not taking it off!

644
00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:53,155
They're engaged.

645
00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:05,041
You two must think
I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass.

646
00:49:06,385 --> 00:49:07,828
Your mother know about this, Chetty?

647
00:49:07,928 --> 00:49:09,705
Yes, Chetty, does your mother know?

648
00:49:09,805 --> 00:49:12,833
Fryburg does as Fryburg pleases.
Fryburg is a free man!

649
00:49:12,933 --> 00:49:15,336
I don't care
if he calls himself Melvin the Moon Man

650
00:49:15,436 --> 00:49:16,587
he's not marrying my daughter.

651
00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,797
- You're not going to come to my wedding?
- I'm coming.

652
00:49:18,897 --> 00:49:20,216
Your mother's not coming to the nuptials?

653
00:49:20,316 --> 00:49:21,800
- Hold on.
- Ma, you want a hit?

654
00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:24,720
If I died and was born again
no, I'm not coming.

655
00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:27,223
I'm your daughter! Your baby daughter!

656
00:49:27,323 --> 00:49:28,474
I'm in love, Ma.

657
00:49:28,574 --> 00:49:30,559
Love is the vaguest word
in the human vocabulary.

658
00:49:30,659 --> 00:49:33,562
- My head is full of Fryburg.
- It's terrible and beautiful.

659
00:49:33,662 --> 00:49:35,564
- His lips fill my dreams.
- Empty glasses.

660
00:49:35,664 --> 00:49:37,024
- When I'm away from him...
- Senseless conversations.

661
00:49:37,124 --> 00:49:39,735
- ...my thoughts are of him and only him.
- Cigarette ashes.

662
00:49:39,835 --> 00:49:41,403
He's my first love.

663
00:49:41,503 --> 00:49:43,572
Well, anybody can be in love.

664
00:49:43,672 --> 00:49:45,783
- I've read romances...
- When you've seen your lover...

665
00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:47,868
- ...puke his guts out...
- ...in prose and verse...

666
00:49:47,968 --> 00:49:50,162
- ...grow a cyst on his ass...
- ...in different languages.

667
00:49:50,262 --> 00:49:52,581
- ...crush you with his beer belly...
- So I must be...

668
00:49:52,681 --> 00:49:55,376
- ...stink of cheese...
- I must be in love. I love Fryburg...

669
00:49:55,476 --> 00:49:57,253
- ...reach in there and rip your heart out
- ...Mom.

670
00:49:57,353 --> 00:50:01,223
...and leaves a big, empty hole
then and only then can you say, "I love him!"

671
00:50:01,523 --> 00:50:04,059
Do you even love dad?

672
00:50:07,154 --> 00:50:10,941
I loved him. He pulled down the shade.

673
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,026
Now I hate him.

674
00:50:15,496 --> 00:50:17,823
Why did you guys even get married then?

675
00:50:21,126 --> 00:50:22,411
I...

676
00:50:23,128 --> 00:50:24,579
I was lonely.

677
00:50:26,632 --> 00:50:28,041
He was handsome.

678
00:50:31,553 --> 00:50:36,508
Wild, crazy eyes, like an animal
peering out of a forest on fire.

679
00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,971
You know, love doesn't...

680
00:50:43,857 --> 00:50:48,687
Not everything is cured by love, huh?

681
00:50:51,991 --> 00:50:54,310
Look, my life has been one hell of a mess

682
00:50:54,410 --> 00:50:57,529
but you are one of the reasons
that I keep trying.

683
00:50:58,998 --> 00:51:00,782
Rosebud's my heartache.

684
00:51:05,546 --> 00:51:08,206
Get a life and then do love.

685
00:51:09,717 --> 00:51:12,669
Don't throw your dreams
into the never-never.

686
00:51:13,262 --> 00:51:16,006
Life doesn't give you second chances.

687
00:51:18,767 --> 00:51:21,636
Come on, baby. Check it out! Check it out!

688
00:51:21,937 --> 00:51:23,513
We're gonna work.

689
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,433
Hey, you asshole.

690
00:51:37,244 --> 00:51:42,274
Tease me, tease me! Hammer me!
Slam me! Drill me!

691
00:51:42,374 --> 00:51:44,443
You did it for me. For me!

692
00:51:44,543 --> 00:51:47,446
Give me all of that helldog!
Pour it into my red-hot oven!

693
00:51:47,546 --> 00:51:50,199
Ooh, yeah, does it feel different?
Oh, does it feel different?

694
00:51:50,299 --> 00:51:52,368
Tease me! Love me! Don't stop!

695
00:51:52,468 --> 00:51:55,371
Oh, it's so beautiful! Oh, yeah!
It's so beautiful!

696
00:51:55,471 --> 00:52:01,176
Oh, yeah! I can't believe...
I can't believe you cut it off for me!

697
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,297
You kill me! Oh! Yeah! Yes! I love it!

698
00:52:05,397 --> 00:52:08,425
Go on. Keep going, Nicky!
You know you can! You know you can!

699
00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:10,928
You used to be an athlete, didn't you?
Yeah, I know you did.

700
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:15,107
That's it! Ooh, you filthy bugger!
Oh, keep going now. I love it! I love it!

701
00:52:16,158 --> 00:52:21,196
Oh, God, yes! Oh, yeah! Like that.

702
00:52:23,749 --> 00:52:27,119
It's lovely like that! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

703
00:52:33,842 --> 00:52:37,462
Give me that fucking fairy dusting, Nick.

704
00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:55,147
You know what?

705
00:52:56,615 --> 00:52:58,608
Next time a flag rises

706
00:52:59,535 --> 00:53:01,403
you can knock on me back door.

707
00:53:02,746 --> 00:53:04,448
Marlon Brando style.

708
00:53:09,003 --> 00:53:14,249
What do you mean, up... Up your stovepipe?

709
00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:16,752
Yeah.

710
00:53:17,136 --> 00:53:18,496
Sure.

711
00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:20,005
Why not?

712
00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:23,759
Open my safe.

713
00:53:27,354 --> 00:53:28,631
This is great chicken.

714
00:53:28,731 --> 00:53:31,767
I'd better stop eating it.
I'll blow up like a fucking whale.

715
00:53:32,359 --> 00:53:34,895
You don't want a fat bird
for a girlfriend, do you?

716
00:53:36,405 --> 00:53:38,857
God. You are one crude broad.

717
00:53:42,077 --> 00:53:43,945
Is that what you think of me?

718
00:53:45,998 --> 00:53:49,076
I'm not a thinker. No.

719
00:53:52,379 --> 00:53:55,457
Do you think of me? Ever?

720
00:53:57,676 --> 00:54:00,879
Tell me what you like about me.
And don't be fucking polite.

721
00:54:05,601 --> 00:54:07,552
The nasty way you look at me.

722
00:54:09,688 --> 00:54:11,056
Mmm-hmm.

723
00:54:12,191 --> 00:54:17,020
The way you touch your hair
and you twirl it.

724
00:54:19,073 --> 00:54:20,482
Right.

725
00:54:20,741 --> 00:54:25,153
Your soft, white basket

726
00:54:25,329 --> 00:54:26,905
up in the air

727
00:54:27,623 --> 00:54:31,076
staring at me like a third eyeball.

728
00:54:33,128 --> 00:54:34,196
You're funny.

729
00:54:34,296 --> 00:54:35,664
Your...

730
00:54:39,301 --> 00:54:41,420
I don't know, just, you're...

731
00:54:43,055 --> 00:54:45,590
Your red everything.

732
00:54:50,562 --> 00:54:52,214
I really like you.

733
00:54:52,314 --> 00:54:53,932
I like you, too.

734
00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:59,563
What about our future?
What are we gonna do?

735
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:13,744
Just living till you die is hard work.

736
00:55:18,507 --> 00:55:24,880
<i>Tell me your love is true</i>

737
00:55:25,514 --> 00:55:30,552
<i>Like I love you</i>

738
00:55:42,489 --> 00:55:46,977
<i>Too many times romantic words are spoken</i>

739
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:50,940
<i>Too many words of love are said in vain</i>

740
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,194
<i>Too many times a foolish heart is broken</i>

741
00:55:55,294 --> 00:55:59,782
<i>And left with just a memory for a token</i>

742
00:55:59,882 --> 00:56:05,670
<i>How can I know that you
won't hurt me, too?</i>

743
00:56:06,055 --> 00:56:08,249
<i>Do you love me the way you kiss me?</i>

744
00:56:08,349 --> 00:56:11,585
<i>'Cause you kiss me like you love me</i>

745
00:56:11,685 --> 00:56:13,671
<i>Do you mean everything you say</i>

746
00:56:13,771 --> 00:56:16,598
<i>And do you say everything you mean?</i>

747
00:56:18,233 --> 00:56:20,344
<i>Do you love me the way you hold me?</i>

748
00:56:20,444 --> 00:56:23,605
<i>'Cause you hold me like you love me</i>

749
00:56:23,989 --> 00:56:25,766
<i>Is it only a lovely dream</i>

750
00:56:25,866 --> 00:56:29,861
<i>Or can I dream of a wedding day?</i>

751
00:57:08,284 --> 00:57:10,603
<i>Do you love me the way you hold me?</i>

752
00:57:10,703 --> 00:57:13,731
<i>'Cause you hold me like you love me</i>

753
00:57:13,831 --> 00:57:18,994
<i>Is it only a lovely dream or can I dream</i>

754
00:57:20,296 --> 00:57:26,084
<i>Of a wedding day?</i>

755
00:57:39,273 --> 00:57:40,682
Tsk.

756
00:57:45,738 --> 00:57:49,191
There's nothing so magical
as a woman's ass!

757
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:54,946
Give me hot broads in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.

758
00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:05,324
What is with men, huh?
They think they can whip their schlongs out

759
00:58:05,424 --> 00:58:08,577
whenever they want just in broad daylight
for the whole world to see?

760
00:58:08,677 --> 00:58:10,162
Give the guy a break.

761
00:58:10,262 --> 00:58:12,414
- What?
- Man is a beast.

762
00:58:12,514 --> 00:58:17,837
Take myself, for instance.
I see a young girl get up on a school bus

763
00:58:17,937 --> 00:58:22,265
jeans riding low, showing a thong.

764
00:58:22,858 --> 00:58:27,263
My first thought is
"I want to buzz your butt."

765
00:58:27,363 --> 00:58:28,939
- Am I right?
- Uh-huh.

766
00:58:29,198 --> 00:58:34,228
My second, "How could your mommy and
daddy allow you to go to school like that?"

767
00:58:34,328 --> 00:58:35,771
You should be ashamed of yourself.

768
00:58:35,871 --> 00:58:39,525
I am, but it doesn't last. Blah blah blah.

769
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:40,776
Do you know where we're going?

770
00:58:40,876 --> 00:58:44,238
Ring-a-ding-ding.
All right, $1.69, plus tax.

771
00:58:44,338 --> 00:58:45,831
Where?

772
00:58:46,006 --> 00:58:49,034
Round two Baby Mazoa against Spice Wallah.

773
00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:51,753
Baby looks a little bit
out of shape, there.

774
00:58:53,222 --> 00:58:54,798
Come on!

775
00:58:55,891 --> 00:58:57,710
These guys today, they can't fight!

776
00:58:57,810 --> 00:58:59,128
- Daddy.
- What?

777
00:58:59,228 --> 00:59:00,296
I've got to talk to you.

778
00:59:00,396 --> 00:59:01,463
I'm in the flesh.

779
00:59:01,563 --> 00:59:03,841
Yeah, but it's something that's really
really important...

780
00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,801
In the kidney, hit him in the kidney!

781
00:59:05,901 --> 00:59:08,012
- 'Cause I've been wrestling...
- Have some liquorice.

782
00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:09,263
No, thank you.

783
00:59:09,363 --> 00:59:10,514
Where's your mother?

784
00:59:10,614 --> 00:59:11,765
Mother?

785
00:59:11,865 --> 00:59:16,486
That's it! Hit him in the stomach!
In the stomach! In the stomach! Yeah!

786
00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:19,614
- Dad?
- Yeah.

787
00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,743
I'm going into wedlock.

788
00:59:33,262 --> 00:59:34,963
So what did your mother say?

789
00:59:37,099 --> 00:59:39,217
She says I can't...

790
00:59:42,021 --> 00:59:44,973
She says I can't marry no one. I'm...

791
00:59:46,609 --> 00:59:48,185
I'm too young.

792
00:59:50,029 --> 00:59:51,730
So she's against it.

793
00:59:53,282 --> 00:59:54,858
Right.

794
00:59:58,370 --> 00:59:59,988
And so am I.

795
01:00:01,290 --> 01:00:02,657
What?

796
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:06,278
You guys don't even
talk to one another anymore.

797
01:00:06,378 --> 01:00:08,489
Well, I don't have to talk to your mother
to agree with her.

798
01:00:08,589 --> 01:00:10,415
That doesn't make any sense.

799
01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:17,798
There's a lot of things in this pothole
of a life that don't make sense.

800
01:00:17,973 --> 01:00:19,591
But you do them.

801
01:00:20,059 --> 01:00:22,962
It takes me a good, solid hour
plus coffee and a cigarette

802
01:00:23,062 --> 01:00:26,765
to evacuate in the morning.
Does that make sense? No.

803
01:00:27,650 --> 01:00:32,187
But I do it, because when I'm high up
on that bridge, I don't have a choice.

804
01:00:35,491 --> 01:00:36,858
Okay.

805
01:01:02,810 --> 01:01:04,795
Don't overreact.
Let me finish what I'm saying.

806
01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,672
What do you mean
we don't know each other enough?

807
01:01:06,772 --> 01:01:08,132
- I've known you since you were born.
- I know that we...

808
01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:11,886
I know. But we don't know each other like
we're getting to know each other right now

809
01:01:11,986 --> 01:01:13,971
and I don't want to hop in right now.
I want to date...

810
01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:16,599
Let me tell you something, Baby.
It's all or nothing with Fryburg, okay?

811
01:01:16,699 --> 01:01:17,725
All or nothing!

812
01:01:17,825 --> 01:01:20,102
You take all of me or you take none of me.
I live right there.

813
01:01:20,202 --> 01:01:22,938
How am I gonna show my face in this
neighbourhood if you don't marry me now?

814
01:01:23,038 --> 01:01:24,940
Don't say that right now. Let's just...
We love each other...

815
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,743
What do you want me to do? You want me
to change? Fryburg can't change.

816
01:01:28,669 --> 01:01:29,820
Fryburg stays like this.

817
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,697
- You fell in love with this.
- Don't take that away from me.

818
01:01:31,797 --> 01:01:34,700
That's it! And you know what?
You're not in my band anymore.

819
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,951
Oh, God.

820
01:01:36,051 --> 01:01:37,203
That's not what this is about...

821
01:01:37,303 --> 01:01:38,837
You're not in my band anymore!

822
01:01:39,722 --> 01:01:40,664
- Oh, God.
- Get back here

823
01:01:40,764 --> 01:01:42,124
and let's finish the conversation...

824
01:01:42,224 --> 01:01:43,375
- I loved you!
- ...like mature adults!

825
01:01:43,475 --> 01:01:45,677
No not loved. Get back here!

826
01:01:59,241 --> 01:02:00,817
Hello.

827
01:02:03,078 --> 01:02:04,571
Can I help?

828
01:02:04,830 --> 01:02:06,448
Twat did you say?

829
01:02:06,749 --> 01:02:07,775
Do you need help?

830
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:11,036
Cunt hear you. Scum a little closer.

831
01:02:11,837 --> 01:02:13,538
What did you say?

832
01:02:15,382 --> 01:02:20,420
What kind of underwear
do you think a man fancies?

833
01:02:21,513 --> 01:02:23,965
- Depends on the man.
- A man with a moustache.

834
01:02:25,184 --> 01:02:26,544
What sort of moustache?

835
01:02:26,644 --> 01:02:28,136
A dirty one.

836
01:02:29,438 --> 01:02:31,056
Dirty black one?

837
01:02:32,274 --> 01:02:34,726
Yeah. You hit the nail on the head.

838
01:02:35,694 --> 01:02:37,312
I like doing that.

839
01:02:39,573 --> 01:02:42,818
I'm in the market for some underwear.
The, uh...

840
01:02:43,535 --> 01:02:47,739
kind of underwear
that makes a man lose his mind.

841
01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:51,701
Okay, well, I can help you with that.

842
01:02:55,965 --> 01:02:58,083
You know, a long time ago

843
01:02:58,550 --> 01:03:02,003
women didn't wear underwear
if they were well-bred.

844
01:03:02,513 --> 01:03:05,173
Only prostitutes wore panties.

845
01:03:06,684 --> 01:03:10,262
Right. I didn't know that.

846
01:03:12,314 --> 01:03:15,767
Well, now you know.

847
01:03:18,487 --> 01:03:21,732
Right. Do you want to follow me?

848
01:03:25,452 --> 01:03:26,896
Oh, God, I'm dying!

849
01:03:26,996 --> 01:03:28,063
No, you're not, sir.

850
01:03:28,163 --> 01:03:29,732
I'm dying! I'm dying!

851
01:03:29,832 --> 01:03:31,400
Where is the pain, sir?

852
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,535
Stomach! It's his stomach.

853
01:03:34,336 --> 01:03:37,164
What did you eat, sir?
What was the last thing that you ate?

854
01:03:39,758 --> 01:03:43,078
You said you were gonna leave some
for me. That was a four-pound tub!

855
01:03:43,178 --> 01:03:44,671
You ate the whole tub?

856
01:03:46,932 --> 01:03:48,300
How you doing, Mr Murder?

857
01:03:51,103 --> 01:03:53,422
How you doing? How's married life?

858
01:03:53,522 --> 01:03:56,217
Better, sir. Much better.
Thanks for your words of wisdom.

859
01:03:56,317 --> 01:03:58,093
- He tried to kill his self.
- With what?

860
01:03:58,193 --> 01:03:59,261
Black liquorice.

861
01:03:59,361 --> 01:04:03,231
You tell your mother I apologise.
You tell her

862
01:04:04,116 --> 01:04:07,895
men are seaweed. Women are oak trees.

863
01:04:07,995 --> 01:04:10,530
Amen. Men die young.

864
01:04:10,789 --> 01:04:15,327
They think they ladies' men, 24/7.
Attila of the Springs and shit.

865
01:04:15,711 --> 01:04:18,455
Lips raw with love and then they be dead.

866
01:04:20,507 --> 01:04:22,626
You tell your mother I'm truly sorry.

867
01:04:24,970 --> 01:04:26,455
I know your tragedy.

868
01:04:26,555 --> 01:04:27,923
What tragedy?

869
01:04:28,307 --> 01:04:29,841
You got a loose one.

870
01:04:30,809 --> 01:04:31,877
Loose what?

871
01:04:31,977 --> 01:04:33,045
Pussy.

872
01:04:33,145 --> 01:04:35,965
Fuck you! What did you say?

873
01:04:36,065 --> 01:04:37,716
Wide fucking shores.

874
01:04:37,816 --> 01:04:40,852
You calling me used goods?
Who the fuck are you?

875
01:04:41,070 --> 01:04:43,222
Second-hand love
doesn't work for me, bitch.

876
01:04:43,322 --> 01:04:44,856
Don't worry, love.

877
01:04:44,990 --> 01:04:48,227
I lose interest in a man
as soon as he begins to care for me.

878
01:04:48,327 --> 01:04:50,570
I'm gonna rip your can wide open!

879
01:04:57,211 --> 01:05:01,073
<i>Hee, hee, hee</i>

880
01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:03,208
Stop it!

881
01:05:03,884 --> 01:05:05,327
I'll kill you!

882
01:05:05,427 --> 01:05:08,998
<i>Hee, hee, hee</i>

883
01:05:09,098 --> 01:05:11,917
Get your fingers off me you stupid cow!

884
01:05:12,017 --> 01:05:14,344
Kick that big, red butt.

885
01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:17,055
Why you try to kill yourself, sir?

886
01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:21,594
<i>Well, brunettes are fine, man
And blondes are fun</i>

887
01:05:21,694 --> 01:05:25,181
<i>But when it comes to getting
a dirty job done</i>

888
01:05:25,281 --> 01:05:27,983
<i>I'll take a redheaded woman</i>

889
01:05:29,451 --> 01:05:31,737
<i>A redheaded woman</i>

890
01:05:32,454 --> 01:05:37,359
<i>It takes a redheaded woman
To get a dirty job done</i>

891
01:05:37,459 --> 01:05:39,786
I'm going to break your face!

892
01:05:40,379 --> 01:05:43,616
<i>Well, listen up, stud
your life's been wasted</i>

893
01:05:43,716 --> 01:05:47,453
<i>Till you've got down on your knees
and tasted</i>

894
01:05:47,553 --> 01:05:50,213
<i>A redheaded woman</i>

895
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,759
<i>A redheaded woman</i>

896
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:57,296
<i>It takes a redheaded woman</i>

897
01:05:57,396 --> 01:05:59,798
<i>Get a dirty job done</i>

898
01:05:59,898 --> 01:06:02,176
The one in the middle's mine
she looks dirty!

899
01:06:02,276 --> 01:06:05,804
<i>Well, I don't know how many girls
you've dated, man</i>

900
01:06:05,904 --> 01:06:09,391
<i>But you ain't lived till you've had
your tires rotated</i>

901
01:06:09,491 --> 01:06:12,194
<i>By a redheaded woman</i>

902
01:06:13,412 --> 01:06:14,980
<i>Redheaded woman</i>

903
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,357
Ow!

904
01:06:16,457 --> 01:06:21,070
<i>It takes a redheaded woman
get a dirty job done</i>

905
01:06:21,170 --> 01:06:23,371
Well, she done made that man sick.

906
01:06:27,927 --> 01:06:29,711
It's no picnic being a guy.

907
01:06:30,638 --> 01:06:32,339
Right? It's hard.

908
01:06:33,349 --> 01:06:37,552
I mean, If I was a woman
I would have been a prostitute.

909
01:06:39,396 --> 01:06:43,392
I broke up with Wanda.
Her ass was a travesty.

910
01:06:44,276 --> 01:06:46,812
There's just some things
you can't overlook.

911
01:06:50,449 --> 01:06:52,359
What is going on out there?

912
01:06:55,663 --> 01:06:57,572
Get him, get him!

913
01:07:02,753 --> 01:07:04,871
Well, I'd run too,
if I was gonna be a steak.

914
01:07:09,551 --> 01:07:10,786
Oh.

915
01:07:10,886 --> 01:07:14,881
Mrs Murder. Nice to see you. How are you?

916
01:07:15,557 --> 01:07:17,592
Every breath is a victory.

917
01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:19,469
Hiya, Mom.

918
01:07:19,645 --> 01:07:22,097
Don't you, "Hi, Mom" me.

919
01:07:26,527 --> 01:07:29,187
I told you. I told you!

920
01:07:29,989 --> 01:07:35,311
In the sixth grade, I told you
"Never tell a woman your business.

921
01:07:35,411 --> 01:07:39,489
"You just do your thing
and you keep it to yourself!"

922
01:07:42,584 --> 01:07:43,736
Maybe I should go.

923
01:07:43,836 --> 01:07:45,537
Sit down!

924
01:07:52,177 --> 01:07:57,424
I've got one foot on the banana peel
and one foot in the grave.

925
01:07:58,225 --> 01:08:00,135
And you do this to me?

926
01:08:01,770 --> 01:08:05,640
You have got dinosaur balls, buster.

927
01:08:06,984 --> 01:08:09,178
I should have clopped them off
when you were a kid.

928
01:08:09,278 --> 01:08:12,515
I'm your son, Ma! I could use some help.

929
01:08:12,615 --> 01:08:15,434
Does it look like I'm wearing
a white uniform?

930
01:08:15,534 --> 01:08:17,102
I'm supposed to be number one.

931
01:08:17,202 --> 01:08:21,190
You overshot your boundaries, number one!

932
01:08:21,290 --> 01:08:24,401
You go and get yourself a mistress
and on top of that

933
01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:27,029
you got yourself circumcised!

934
01:08:27,129 --> 01:08:30,115
Jesus! We're not even Jewish!

935
01:08:30,215 --> 01:08:31,492
I told him not to do it.

936
01:08:31,592 --> 01:08:34,537
Shut up! Who asked you?

937
01:08:34,637 --> 01:08:39,966
You're just like your father. And your
grandfather. May they rest in peace.

938
01:08:45,356 --> 01:08:46,848
Oh, yeah.

939
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:52,763
Nicholas Nicotine.

940
01:08:52,863 --> 01:08:58,110
Wolf lungs. The doctor says
he's got wolf lungs. They're all black.

941
01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:04,366
Did I tell you his grandfather
tried to have sex with me?

942
01:09:05,501 --> 01:09:06,652
Really?

943
01:09:06,752 --> 01:09:08,120
I'm telling you.

944
01:09:09,672 --> 01:09:11,824
Told me my husband was a boy.

945
01:09:11,924 --> 01:09:15,711
That he could do things to me
that I couldn't imagine.

946
01:09:16,762 --> 01:09:18,080
Sexually?

947
01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:22,718
Well, yeah, sure.
He wasn't talking about going to Jersey.

948
01:09:23,852 --> 01:09:25,303
Jersey.

949
01:09:25,521 --> 01:09:31,059
That man, my father-in-law
had more ass than the seat on a toilet.

950
01:09:32,361 --> 01:09:35,439
Once he had an affair
with his architect's wife.

951
01:09:36,031 --> 01:09:40,936
He had them over to the house.
Right in front of his wife, he said to me

952
01:09:41,036 --> 01:09:43,655
"You take care of him
and I'll take care of her."

953
01:09:45,624 --> 01:09:47,659
Like I was his whore!

954
01:09:48,877 --> 01:09:50,579
You can't do that nowadays.

955
01:09:51,046 --> 01:09:52,956
His own daughter-in-law.

956
01:09:53,465 --> 01:09:55,333
He was dancing with her.

957
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:57,961
He was a good dancer.

958
01:09:59,179 --> 01:10:00,756
And the woman

959
01:10:01,056 --> 01:10:03,375
Mrs Thompson was her name

960
01:10:03,475 --> 01:10:05,260
she had no bloomers on.

961
01:10:05,644 --> 01:10:07,763
I seen it when he twirled her.

962
01:10:09,607 --> 01:10:12,768
My mother-in-law was in the kitchen
pulling her hair out.

963
01:10:17,239 --> 01:10:20,067
And now this bastard goes and does
the same thing.

964
01:10:20,868 --> 01:10:23,195
It's in the genes. He can't help it.

965
01:10:25,247 --> 01:10:27,157
That long ago dance.

966
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:29,868
I'm telling you

967
01:10:30,669 --> 01:10:32,788
I don't think I'm over it yet.

968
01:10:34,089 --> 01:10:38,126
Three generations of whoremasters.

969
01:10:42,681 --> 01:10:44,333
Ever been on a plane?

970
01:10:44,433 --> 01:10:46,760
No. Never.

971
01:10:49,021 --> 01:10:50,172
Someday.

972
01:10:50,272 --> 01:10:53,225
Yeah. Someday.

973
01:10:54,944 --> 01:10:56,645
- Look, Tula...
- Nicky?

974
01:11:01,450 --> 01:11:03,102
You shaved your moustache.

975
01:11:03,202 --> 01:11:04,820
Yeah, yeah. It's gone.

976
01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:07,823
Forever?

977
01:11:12,169 --> 01:11:13,870
You know, I could never...

978
01:11:14,255 --> 01:11:17,749
I can never find the right words to say
what I'm trying to say.

979
01:11:18,425 --> 01:11:21,086
Then don't say anything.

980
01:11:24,181 --> 01:11:25,624
We gotta stop.

981
01:11:25,724 --> 01:11:27,084
No. No, it doesn't.

982
01:11:27,184 --> 01:11:29,928
- Yeah. We're through. It's over.
- No!

983
01:11:30,938 --> 01:11:34,300
Come on. We deserve each other.

984
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:36,677
Huh. You may be right about that, but...

985
01:11:36,777 --> 01:11:39,229
I am! You were meant for me.

986
01:11:40,322 --> 01:11:43,483
Look, I almost love you.

987
01:11:46,578 --> 01:11:48,363
"Killing me softly."

988
01:11:49,790 --> 01:11:51,066
I gotta go home.

989
01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:52,784
Home?

990
01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:56,204
Where is home?

991
01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:03,086
A place where a girl with kind eyes
named Kitty lives.

992
01:12:06,599 --> 01:12:07,958
I love my wife.

993
01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:09,210
Yeah.

994
01:12:09,310 --> 01:12:10,669
She's not gonna take you back.

995
01:12:10,769 --> 01:12:12,387
Yeah, we'll see. I...

996
01:12:13,689 --> 01:12:15,390
You fit into me.

997
01:12:17,443 --> 01:12:18,852
You know.

998
01:12:19,862 --> 01:12:21,438
But I gotta change.

999
01:12:22,573 --> 01:12:25,317
I'm a slow learner, but I'm gonna change.

1000
01:12:25,993 --> 01:12:28,737
You wouldn't be able to say that
if I was licking your balls.

1001
01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:32,407
It'd be hard.

1002
01:12:32,666 --> 01:12:35,194
Yeah, it'd be hard. It'd be rock hard.

1003
01:12:35,294 --> 01:12:37,655
Yeah, look, there's more to life
than that, Tula. Okay.

1004
01:12:37,755 --> 01:12:39,365
I let you in.

1005
01:12:39,465 --> 01:12:44,787
I let you open my apple like a fucking flower
in the fucking rain, you fuck!

1006
01:12:44,887 --> 01:12:46,747
There's more to life than a hard on, okay?

1007
01:12:46,847 --> 01:12:50,626
No, there's not!
It starts there, doesn't it?

1008
01:12:50,726 --> 01:12:52,586
That's where life starts.

1009
01:12:52,686 --> 01:12:54,255
- Let me suck you before you leave me.
- No.

1010
01:12:54,355 --> 01:12:55,506
- Go on.
- No.

1011
01:12:55,606 --> 01:12:57,099
No!

1012
01:13:15,626 --> 01:13:19,413
<i>Under here</i>

1013
01:13:20,214 --> 01:13:24,209
<i>You just take my breath away</i>

1014
01:13:24,927 --> 01:13:26,996
<i>Under here</i>

1015
01:13:27,096 --> 01:13:31,508
<i>The water flows over my head</i>

1016
01:13:31,767 --> 01:13:33,719
<i>I can hear</i>

1017
01:13:34,061 --> 01:13:37,548
<i>The little fishes</i>

1018
01:13:37,648 --> 01:13:41,260
<i>Under here whispering</i>

1019
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,597
<i>Your most terrible name</i>

1020
01:13:44,697 --> 01:13:47,016
<i>Under here</i>

1021
01:13:47,116 --> 01:13:51,270
<i>They've given me starfish for eyes</i>

1022
01:13:51,370 --> 01:13:54,523
<i>And your head</i>

1023
01:13:54,623 --> 01:14:01,197
<i>Is a big red balloon</i>

1024
01:14:01,297 --> 01:14:06,202
<i>Under here your huge hand
is heavy on my chest</i>

1025
01:14:06,302 --> 01:14:09,121
<i>And under here, sir</i>

1026
01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:12,541
<i>Your lovely voice retreats</i>

1027
01:14:12,641 --> 01:14:15,377
<i>And yes</i>

1028
01:14:15,477 --> 01:14:23,018
<i>You take my breath away</i>

1029
01:15:03,359 --> 01:15:06,186
<i>And I glow</i>

1030
01:15:06,695 --> 01:15:10,774
<i>With the greatness</i>

1031
01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:18,407
<i>Of my hate for you</i>

1032
01:15:55,369 --> 01:15:56,395
Kitty, I...

1033
01:15:56,495 --> 01:15:57,771
- Stay away from me.
- Please.

1034
01:15:57,871 --> 01:15:59,440
- I'm not talking to you.
- I'm your husband.

1035
01:15:59,540 --> 01:16:01,942
I know that,
you're the one that forgot it.

1036
01:16:02,042 --> 01:16:03,319
Can't you forgive?

1037
01:16:03,419 --> 01:16:04,653
The die is cast.

1038
01:16:04,753 --> 01:16:05,905
From the bottom of my heart...

1039
01:16:06,005 --> 01:16:07,490
You made your bed. Go lie in it

1040
01:16:07,590 --> 01:16:09,241
- I apologise.
- ...with your slut!

1041
01:16:09,341 --> 01:16:10,493
I know I lied to you.

1042
01:16:10,593 --> 01:16:11,869
Point blank.

1043
01:16:11,969 --> 01:16:14,747
Can't you give me one more chance? Please!

1044
01:16:14,847 --> 01:16:17,924
I'll do anything. Anything.
I'll give you anything.

1045
01:16:20,519 --> 01:16:22,220
I love you.

1046
01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:25,299
Maybe I don't know how to show it
like they do in the movies or in books

1047
01:16:25,399 --> 01:16:28,060
but I love. I have love to give!

1048
01:16:33,324 --> 01:16:37,110
I don't want your tired gestures of love.

1049
01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:53,377
<i>This is a man's world</i>

1050
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:59,091
<i>This is a man's world</i>

1051
01:17:02,603 --> 01:17:06,932
<i>But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing</i>

1052
01:17:08,067 --> 01:17:11,395
<i>Without a woman or a girl</i>

1053
01:17:16,909 --> 01:17:18,269
<i>You see</i>

1054
01:17:18,369 --> 01:17:19,812
Oh, my God, a dog!

1055
01:17:19,912 --> 01:17:22,155
<i>Man made the train</i>

1056
01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,160
<i>To carry the heavy load</i>

1057
01:17:29,129 --> 01:17:31,540
<i>Man made the electric light</i>

1058
01:17:32,424 --> 01:17:35,293
<i>To take us out of the dark</i>

1059
01:17:37,846 --> 01:17:40,799
<i>Man made the boat for the water</i>

1060
01:17:42,226 --> 01:17:44,386
<i>Like Noah made the Ark</i>

1061
01:17:44,770 --> 01:17:49,558
<i>This is a man's, man's, man's world</i>

1062
01:17:49,858 --> 01:17:53,103
<i>But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing</i>

1063
01:17:53,529 --> 01:17:55,939
<i>Without a woman or a girl</i>

1064
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:05,949
<i>He's lost in the wilderness</i>

1065
01:18:08,961 --> 01:18:10,829
<i>He's lost</i>

1066
01:18:13,507 --> 01:18:15,542
<i>In bitterness</i>

1067
01:18:26,353 --> 01:18:30,057
<i>I tell myself what's done is done</i>

1068
01:18:30,941 --> 01:18:34,519
<i>I tell myself don't be a fool</i>

1069
01:18:56,383 --> 01:18:59,961
Whoa, whoa, mister, hey!
What do you think you're doing?

1070
01:19:00,554 --> 01:19:02,047
Shovelling.

1071
01:19:02,348 --> 01:19:04,834
Not in my yard. Hey!

1072
01:19:04,934 --> 01:19:06,418
What are we, peeping Toms?

1073
01:19:06,518 --> 01:19:07,753
Buddy, you don't have to put this here...

1074
01:19:07,853 --> 01:19:12,967
This is my boyfriend! My boyfriend!
My one and only!

1075
01:19:13,067 --> 01:19:15,886
He's the Fruitman. I know who he is.
He works at the Big R.

1076
01:19:15,986 --> 01:19:19,223
You got one beautiful pair of little
hills there, lady.

1077
01:19:19,323 --> 01:19:22,776
- What?
- I watch you like dessert.

1078
01:19:23,077 --> 01:19:26,313
Bending over in
them tight little clamdiggers.

1079
01:19:26,413 --> 01:19:30,200
Feeling the tomatoes. Squeezing them.

1080
01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:35,072
Full moons. Grand, wide open cans.

1081
01:19:35,172 --> 01:19:39,785
Oh, woman's ass!
Roundly defeating man's in every class!

1082
01:19:39,885 --> 01:19:41,328
Frances, that's enough!

1083
01:19:41,428 --> 01:19:42,788
- Shut up, Ma!
- Don't you talk to me...

1084
01:19:42,888 --> 01:19:47,459
You didn't want me to have a boyfriend!
You never did! You want them all to yourself!

1085
01:19:47,559 --> 01:19:49,253
The Fruitman's here to stay, Mommy!

1086
01:19:49,353 --> 01:19:50,504
- Don't you talk that way to me!
- Hey!

1087
01:19:50,604 --> 01:19:52,798
What the hell's going on out here?

1088
01:19:52,898 --> 01:19:56,768
Die, you bastard!
Go on, throw it in his fucking face!

1089
01:20:08,831 --> 01:20:11,150
You just twisted the cap
off the tube, buddy.

1090
01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:13,235
When's the last time you
and your wife had sex?

1091
01:20:13,335 --> 01:20:14,987
She hasn't been fucked in over a year!

1092
01:20:15,087 --> 01:20:17,323
- Tobacco Road!
- Come on, kumquat!

1093
01:20:17,423 --> 01:20:18,991
Fruitman, in the street!

1094
01:20:19,091 --> 01:20:21,785
- In the street! In the street!
- In the street!

1095
01:20:21,885 --> 01:20:25,964
Wait, wait, wait! Hey, what are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?

1096
01:20:29,393 --> 01:20:31,011
She speaks to me.

1097
01:20:36,275 --> 01:20:38,177
Over here, Magoo!

1098
01:20:38,277 --> 01:20:39,595
Come on. Come on. Time for school!

1099
01:20:39,695 --> 01:20:41,104
- Come on!
- Ding dong, baby!

1100
01:20:42,031 --> 01:20:43,474
What's the matter, can't you smell me?

1101
01:20:43,574 --> 01:20:46,943
- Come here.
- Sad fuck! Come on, kill him! Murder him!

1102
01:20:48,996 --> 01:20:50,564
- Time for school, baby.
- Come on.

1103
01:20:50,664 --> 01:20:53,901
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Come on!

1104
01:20:54,001 --> 01:20:55,152
Hit him!

1105
01:20:55,252 --> 01:20:59,998
Get him! Murder him! Come on! Get him!
Get in there! Punch him!

1106
01:21:05,054 --> 01:21:06,121
Come on, hurry up!

1107
01:21:06,221 --> 01:21:07,665
Ow, you fuck!

1108
01:21:07,765 --> 01:21:12,253
<i>It must be him, it must be him</i>

1109
01:21:12,353 --> 01:21:14,839
<i>Or I shall die</i>

1110
01:21:14,939 --> 01:21:18,850
Get him! Come on! Kill him!
Punch him! Kill him!

1111
01:21:22,488 --> 01:21:26,559
Give me a slap! Come on!
Punch him, I wanna see some blood!

1112
01:21:26,659 --> 01:21:29,694
Show me you love me!
Dickhead, show me you fucking love me!

1113
01:21:29,995 --> 01:21:31,696
Choke him! That's it!

1114
01:21:32,247 --> 01:21:34,908
Sweetheart! Watch out!

1115
01:21:37,503 --> 01:21:39,913
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1116
01:21:40,297 --> 01:21:44,034
Fuck! She hit me with a fucking tree!

1117
01:21:44,134 --> 01:21:49,089
Fucking troublemaker!
I'll kill you with a Glamour Stretcher!

1118
01:21:52,810 --> 01:21:55,887
Come on, you skinny thing.
Come on, you bastard.

1119
01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:02,511
<i>It must be him, it must be him</i>

1120
01:22:02,611 --> 01:22:05,897
<i>Or I shall die</i>

1121
01:22:28,470 --> 01:22:33,008
My name is Rosebud. I did not begin right.

1122
01:22:33,809 --> 01:22:36,928
If I was ever well
it was before I can remember.

1123
01:22:37,980 --> 01:22:43,101
We're a crazy family
but there's love still here.

1124
01:22:44,737 --> 01:22:48,023
Our next door neighbours are mean people.

1125
01:22:48,198 --> 01:22:51,393
Frances' mother was in a circus.
She was an acrobat.

1126
01:22:51,493 --> 01:22:55,197
And she tried and tried to have a baby
and finally she had Frances

1127
01:22:55,664 --> 01:23:00,820
a foul-mouthed, spoiled princess
who fell in love with The Fruitman

1128
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:04,289
who was born without a brain
and a pea for a heart.

1129
01:23:05,591 --> 01:23:10,003
This is my statement of feelings.
Thank you very much.

1130
01:23:39,792 --> 01:23:41,493
Rara, where are you going?

1131
01:23:51,470 --> 01:23:53,505
So how are you?

1132
01:23:54,598 --> 01:23:56,591
Fine. You?

1133
01:24:01,689 --> 01:24:03,265
My head hurts.

1134
01:24:16,578 --> 01:24:20,490
"Will there be any stars
any stars in my crown

1135
01:24:23,586 --> 01:24:26,204
"When the evening sun goes down?

1136
01:24:29,008 --> 01:24:32,169
"Will there be any stars in my crown?"

1137
01:24:45,774 --> 01:24:47,392
What can I say?

1138
01:24:48,819 --> 01:24:50,645
There's nothing to say.

1139
01:24:59,663 --> 01:25:01,156
Ethel Merman.

1140
01:25:08,714 --> 01:25:10,616
What about Ethel Merman?

1141
01:25:10,716 --> 01:25:13,460
- I never liked Ethel Merman.
- Yeah?

1142
01:25:14,970 --> 01:25:20,626
When I took you to see her
she intruded on our aloneness

1143
01:25:20,726 --> 01:25:23,879
with that foghorn of a voice.

1144
01:25:23,979 --> 01:25:25,631
There's lots of kinds of singers.

1145
01:25:25,731 --> 01:25:28,183
- Ethel belted.
- Yeah.

1146
01:25:30,235 --> 01:25:33,055
Didn't... Didn't Ernest Borgnine
give her a smack?

1147
01:25:33,155 --> 01:25:34,523
Yep. Yep.

1148
01:25:36,075 --> 01:25:40,362
Gave her the bloody end of the stick.
Marriage lasted a week.

1149
01:25:42,831 --> 01:25:45,367
Well, you can't blame Ernie.

1150
01:25:46,043 --> 01:25:49,955
"You Can't Get A Man With A Gun"
would drive any man crazy.

1151
01:25:55,261 --> 01:25:56,704
Ray Middleton, him I liked.

1152
01:25:56,804 --> 01:25:58,213
Hmm.

1153
01:26:11,527 --> 01:26:15,605
<i>The girl that I marry would have to be</i>

1154
01:26:16,615 --> 01:26:20,318
<i>Soft and as pink as a nursery</i>

1155
01:26:22,121 --> 01:26:25,824
<i>The girl I call my own</i>

1156
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:31,246
<i>Would wear satin and laces</i>

1157
01:26:32,047 --> 01:26:34,374
<i>And smell like cologne</i>

1158
01:28:13,816 --> 01:28:18,729
Dear Father, forgive me
for I have sinned. It's been...

1159
01:28:20,072 --> 01:28:24,192
twenty, thirty years
since my last confession.

1160
01:28:27,246 --> 01:28:29,489
Do you believe in God?

1161
01:28:30,082 --> 01:28:33,452
I don't know. I'd like to.

1162
01:28:43,095 --> 01:28:46,298
I'm a jealous, selfish man.

1163
01:28:48,851 --> 01:28:52,429
My wife, she never
got her due, not from me.

1164
01:28:53,647 --> 01:28:55,557
I loved her, but, but...

1165
01:28:58,027 --> 01:29:00,062
that's not enough.

1166
01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:07,736
Now the, uh...

1167
01:29:10,331 --> 01:29:13,075
smoke fairy's gonna make me disappear.

1168
01:29:15,044 --> 01:29:16,828
Puff by puff.

1169
01:29:18,547 --> 01:29:21,416
My sweet little Princess Nicotine.

1170
01:29:24,511 --> 01:29:26,755
I'm going to die, Father.

1171
01:29:27,097 --> 01:29:30,258
Like everybody does, even the rich people.

1172
01:29:35,439 --> 01:29:38,183
So I just thought
that maybe it was time to, uh...

1173
01:29:40,778 --> 01:29:43,730
get a few things down on the record.

1174
01:30:01,090 --> 01:30:02,791
I'm Kitty's husband.

1175
01:30:05,261 --> 01:30:06,878
I know.

1176
01:30:14,144 --> 01:30:15,637
Two things.

1177
01:30:17,690 --> 01:30:19,675
Two things a man should be able to do.

1178
01:30:19,775 --> 01:30:23,562
Be romantic and smoke his brains out.

1179
01:30:26,448 --> 01:30:27,941
I agree.

1180
01:30:46,802 --> 01:30:48,245
<i>One</i>

1181
01:30:48,345 --> 01:30:53,542
<i>Thou shalt never love another</i>

1182
01:30:53,642 --> 01:30:55,544
<i>Thou shalt never love another</i>

1183
01:30:55,644 --> 01:30:56,795
<i>Two</i>

1184
01:30:56,895 --> 01:31:01,175
<i>And stand by me all the while</i>

1185
01:31:01,275 --> 01:31:03,802
<i>And stand by me all the while</i>

1186
01:31:03,902 --> 01:31:04,929
<i>Three</i>

1187
01:31:05,029 --> 01:31:10,142
<i>Take happiness with the heartaches</i>

1188
01:31:10,242 --> 01:31:12,228
<i>Take happiness with the heartaches</i>

1189
01:31:12,328 --> 01:31:13,270
<i>Four</i>

1190
01:31:13,370 --> 01:31:17,983
<i>And go through life wearing a smile</i>

1191
01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:19,735
<i>And go through life wearing a smile</i>

1192
01:31:19,835 --> 01:31:23,572
<i>Oh, how happy we will be</i>

1193
01:31:23,672 --> 01:31:26,492
<i>If we keep</i>

1194
01:31:26,592 --> 01:31:31,546
<i>The ten commandments of love</i>

1195
01:31:32,139 --> 01:31:36,468
<i>Of love</i>

1196
01:31:37,436 --> 01:31:38,504
<i>Five</i>

1197
01:31:38,604 --> 01:31:43,433
<i>Thou should always have faith in me</i>

1198
01:31:44,652 --> 01:31:46,512
<i>Thou should always have faith in me</i>

1199
01:31:46,612 --> 01:31:51,149
<i>In everything I say and do</i>

1200
01:31:51,951 --> 01:31:54,569
- Can I sit down?
- Sure.

1201
01:32:03,128 --> 01:32:04,913
I really miss you.

1202
01:32:12,596 --> 01:32:14,506
I miss you, too.

1203
01:32:19,395 --> 01:32:21,179
I wanted to ask you

1204
01:32:21,647 --> 01:32:25,267
if you could maybe...

1205
01:32:29,488 --> 01:32:33,475
I'll be there for you.
I'll take care of you. But I...

1206
01:32:33,575 --> 01:32:36,812
I can't, you know.

1207
01:32:36,912 --> 01:32:38,697
Oh, no, no, no.

1208
01:32:39,999 --> 01:32:41,950
That's not what I'm asking you.

1209
01:32:44,086 --> 01:32:45,454
Oh.

1210
01:32:46,380 --> 01:32:47,740
Sorry.

1211
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,292
No, I'm sorry. I should've...

1212
01:32:50,968 --> 01:32:53,579
- I mean, I want to.
- Well.

1213
01:32:53,679 --> 01:32:55,664
I still have feelings.

1214
01:32:55,764 --> 01:32:57,883
I should hope so.

1215
01:33:00,019 --> 01:33:02,971
What I wanted to ask you is

1216
01:33:04,732 --> 01:33:10,312
now that I'm not feeling so good
if maybe you could

1217
01:33:11,614 --> 01:33:13,315
once in a while

1218
01:33:15,576 --> 01:33:18,945
scare me or something.

1219
01:33:19,538 --> 01:33:23,533
You know, let me know I'm still alive.

1220
01:33:29,757 --> 01:33:30,908
Okay.

1221
01:33:31,008 --> 01:33:32,918
- You understand?
- I do.

1222
01:33:33,302 --> 01:33:34,586
Okay.

1223
01:33:43,312 --> 01:33:44,805
Thank you.

1224
01:33:45,606 --> 01:33:47,516
You're welcome.

1225
01:35:46,852 --> 01:35:48,387
I love you.

1226
01:35:55,110 --> 01:35:57,145
I love you, too.

1227
01:36:00,199 --> 01:36:01,817
Kiss me.

1228
01:36:18,259 --> 01:36:21,336
"I never knew the sky
could be so deep a blue

1229
01:36:22,554 --> 01:36:25,590
"Until I knew I could not
grow old with you"

1230
01:36:36,193 --> 01:36:37,894
Hello.

1231
01:36:38,821 --> 01:36:40,522
Yeah.

1232
01:36:41,323 --> 01:36:42,899
Yeah.

1233
01:36:45,244 --> 01:36:46,862
Yeah.

1234
01:39:12,808 --> 01:39:16,678
<i>The girl that I marry would have to be</i>

1235
01:39:17,813 --> 01:39:21,391
<i>Soft and as pink as a nursery</i>

1236
01:39:23,319 --> 01:39:26,938
<i>The girl I call my own</i>

1237
01:39:29,074 --> 01:39:32,527
<i>Would wear satin and laces</i>

1238
01:39:33,245 --> 01:39:35,280
<i>And smell like cologne</i>

1239
01:39:37,833 --> 01:39:41,620
<i>Her nails will be polished and in her hair</i>

1240
01:39:43,589 --> 01:39:45,991
<i>- She'll wear a gardenia
- There'll be a gardenia</i>

1241
01:39:46,091 --> 01:39:48,210
<i>And I'll be there</i>

1242
01:39:49,511 --> 01:39:54,466
<i>Instead of flittin', she'll be sittin'</i>

1243
01:39:55,017 --> 01:39:58,637
<i>Next to me and she'll purr like a kitten</i>

1244
01:40:02,441 --> 01:40:05,727
<i>A doll I can carry</i>

1245
01:40:06,278 --> 01:40:09,481
<i>The girl that I marry</i>

1246
01:40:10,699 --> 01:40:12,401
<i>Must be</i>

1247
01:40:40,896 --> 01:40:44,516
<i>Didn't I make you feel</i>

1248
01:40:45,609 --> 01:40:50,522
<i>Like you were the only man?</i>

1249
01:40:53,742 --> 01:40:58,780
<i>Didn't I give you everything
that a woman possibly can?</i>

1250
01:41:01,041 --> 01:41:05,946
<i>But with all the love I give you
it's never enough</i>

1251
01:41:06,046 --> 01:41:08,449
<i>But I'm gonna show you, baby</i>

1252
01:41:08,549 --> 01:41:11,577
<i>That a woman can be tough</i>

1253
01:41:11,677 --> 01:41:15,122
<i>So come on, come on</i>

1254
01:41:15,222 --> 01:41:18,751
<i>Come on, come on</i>

1255
01:41:18,851 --> 01:41:23,305
<i>Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby</i>

1256
01:41:23,772 --> 01:41:25,007
<i>Break it</i>

1257
01:41:25,107 --> 01:41:29,720
<i>Break another little bit
of my heart now, honey</i>

1258
01:41:29,820 --> 01:41:30,846
<i>Have a</i>

1259
01:41:30,946 --> 01:41:35,275
<i>Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby</i>

1260
01:41:36,076 --> 01:41:40,773
<i>You know you've got it
if it makes you feel good</i>

1261
01:41:40,873 --> 01:41:44,026
<i>You're out on the street</i>

1262
01:41:44,126 --> 01:41:45,861
<i>Looking good</i>

1263
01:41:45,961 --> 01:41:50,999
<i>And you know deep down in your heart
that ain't right</i>

1264
01:41:52,343 --> 01:41:58,090
<i>You never, never hear me
when I cry at night</i>

1265
01:42:00,976 --> 01:42:05,464
<i>I tell myself that I can't stand the pain</i>

1266
01:42:05,564 --> 01:42:10,936
<i>But when you hold me in your arms
I say it again</i>

1267
01:42:11,946 --> 01:42:14,974
<i>So come on, come on</i>

1268
01:42:15,074 --> 01:42:17,893
<i>Come on, come on</i>

1269
01:42:17,993 --> 01:42:19,061
<i>Take it</i>

1270
01:42:19,161 --> 01:42:23,365
<i>Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby</i>

1271
01:42:23,624 --> 01:42:24,900
<i>Break it</i>

1272
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:28,654
<i>Break another little bit
of my heart now, baby</i>

1273
01:42:28,754 --> 01:42:30,406
<i>You can have a</i>

1274
01:42:30,506 --> 01:42:35,327
<i>Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby</i>

1275
01:42:35,427 --> 01:42:41,174
<i>You know you got it
if it makes you feel good</i>

1276
01:42:42,601 --> 01:42:46,805
<i>Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby</i>

1277
01:42:47,106 --> 01:42:48,257
<i>Break it</i>

1278
01:42:48,357 --> 01:42:53,145
<i>Break another little piece
of my heart now, honey</i>

1279
01:43:05,332 --> 01:43:11,204
<i>I wonder who's kissing him now</i>

1280
01:43:14,800 --> 01:43:21,506
<i>I wonder who's showing him how</i>

1281
01:43:24,727 --> 01:43:28,597
<i>I wonder who's looking</i>

1282
01:43:28,981 --> 01:43:34,428
<i>Into his eyes</i>

1283
01:43:34,528 --> 01:43:39,274
<i>Breathing sighs</i>

1284
01:43:39,533 --> 01:43:44,021
<i>Telling lies</i>

1285
01:43:44,121 --> 01:43:49,235
<i>I wonder who's buying</i>

1286
01:43:49,335 --> 01:43:51,870
<i>The wine</i>

1287
01:43:54,423 --> 01:44:01,797
<i>For lips that I used to call mine</i>

1288
01:44:04,266 --> 01:44:08,220
<i>And I wonder if he</i>

1289
01:44:08,938 --> 01:44:14,260
<i>Ever tells her of me</i>

1290
01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:16,679
<i>I wonder</i>

1291
01:44:16,779 --> 01:44:23,068
<i>Who's kissing him now</i>

1292
01:44:24,870 --> 01:44:28,490
That's Rosebud. Rosebud at Cabaret.

1293
01:44:29,875 --> 01:44:35,455
<i>I asked my love to take a walk</i>

1294
01:44:36,131 --> 01:44:41,370
<i>Take a walk, just a little way</i>

1295
01:44:41,470 --> 01:44:44,790
<i>And as we walked along</i>

1296
01:44:44,890 --> 01:44:52,556
<i>We talked of when would be
our wedding day</i>

1297
01:44:52,731 --> 01:44:58,387
<i>And only say that you'll be mine</i>

1298
01:44:58,487 --> 01:45:04,234
<i>And in no others' arms entwine</i>

1299
01:45:04,410 --> 01:45:09,648
<i>Down beside where the waters flow</i>

1300
01:45:09,748 --> 01:45:14,870
<i>Down by the banks of the Ohio</i>

1301
01:45:15,462 --> 01:45:21,202
<i>I plunged a knife into her breast</i>

1302
01:45:21,302 --> 01:45:26,832
<i>And told her she was going to rest</i>

1303
01:45:26,932 --> 01:45:32,254
<i>She cried, "Oh, Willy, don't
you murder me</i>

1304
01:45:32,354 --> 01:45:37,885
<i>"I'm not prepared for eternity"</i>

1305
01:45:37,985 --> 01:45:43,648
<i>And only say that you'll be mine</i>

1306
01:45:43,824 --> 01:45:49,563
<i>And in no others' arms entwined</i>

1307
01:45:49,663 --> 01:45:54,860
<i>Down beside where the waters flow</i>

1308
01:45:54,960 --> 01:46:00,407
<i>Down by the banks of the Ohio</i>

1309
01:46:00,507 --> 01:46:05,704
<i>And going home between 12:00 and 1:00</i>

1310
01:46:05,804 --> 01:46:11,669
<i>I cried, "Oh Lord, what have I done?"</i>

1311
01:46:11,769 --> 01:46:17,099
<i>I killed the girl I love, you see</i>

1312
01:46:17,316 --> 01:46:20,143
<i>Because she would not marry me</i>