1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:03,068 Good evening and welcome to the first annual 2 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,003 Impractical jokers awards. 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,606 That's right. Tonight, we're awarding iconic moments 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,475 In silly categories that represent the very heart 5 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:12,411 Of what "jokers" has been for the past nine years. 6 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,879 And the winner of each category was voted on 7 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:17,549 By the hollywood foreign press. 8 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,017 Totally not true. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,287 The winner of every category was voted on by our beloved crew. 10 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:24,356 Thank you. 11 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,159 The hollywood foreign press doesn't even know we're on air. 12 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:29,494 Hey, so let's find out who gets to take home 13 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:31,830 The most of these bad boys. 14 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:35,167 And remember, if you refuse, you lose. 15 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,168 No, not tonight. 16 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,836 No? Oh. Force of habit. 17 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:46,378 ♪♪ 18 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,180 So what are we calling this? Like, the joker? 19 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:51,249 It doesn't have a ring to it, the impractical joker award. 20 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:52,851 No, I actually came up with something, boys. 21 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,452 You know how television has the emmys? 22 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,255 Yeah. We have the emmers, right, guys? 23 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,724 Named after beloved rob emmer. 24 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,259 Our friend who used to work on the show 25 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:02,394 That you've seen a million times. 26 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,663 Sal! I need my job! 27 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,331 Come on, sal, please! 28 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:09,468 Please, please give me my job back. 29 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,736 I got to be honest, I didn't care too much 30 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,006 If I won or lost until you named it the emmers. 31 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:16,408 Now I want to sweep every category. 32 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:20,278 Murr: It's the robert a. Emmer memorial award. 33 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,280 I'll tell you what I'm most excited about today -- 34 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:25,484 The crew is actually the ones giving all the awards, right? 35 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,219 They're all dressed up, which you guys can't see. 36 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,821 But to us, it's stunning. 37 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:30,222 Yeah, you all look stunning. 38 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:33,492 Alright, well, let's bring out our first award, shall we? 39 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:37,429 [ cheering ] 40 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,565 Steven hopper and allison lane, everyone. 41 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,835 Hi. I'm alli lane, one of the show's execs 42 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:44,503 And overall keeper of the coin. 43 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:47,439 And I'm hopper, one of the big spenders of the coin. 44 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,175 [ laughter ] 45 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:52,644 And we're here today because we have the honor 46 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,447 Of presenting the award for best challenge. 47 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,982 We're starting off with best challenge? 48 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,318 That's the way the jokers awards goes, guys. 49 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,453 We start the top, 50 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,855 Just like our first season was our best 51 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,523 And we've been slowly going downhill. 52 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:05,790 It was really difficult to pick 53 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,060 Just five bits out of so many great ones. 54 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:10,795 So we selected a few of the best that we've done multiple times 55 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,665 And are guaranteed to split sides. 56 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,799 But they'll never split ends. 57 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,535 [ laughter ] 58 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:17,803 Yes! Well done. 59 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,341 The nominees for best challenge are... 60 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:27,145 ♪♪ 61 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,682 Cranjis mcbasketball, aka the name game. 62 00:02:29,684 --> 00:02:31,483 Gal ga-donut. 63 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,285 [ laughter ] 64 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,953 Count ravioli? 65 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,889 Count ravioli? No, stefan. 66 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,557 Oh, stefan, alright. 67 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:39,491 Beef mcwhatnow? 68 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,893 Oh, my god. 69 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:43,161 [ laughter ] 70 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,230 How about a cleo dookieslide? 71 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:46,965 Cleo? 72 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,768 I don't know what this list is. This is not the list. 73 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,670 Alli: Fly me to balloon. 74 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,576 Sal: Oh, it's on! 75 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,111 Murr: How doesn't she know this? 76 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,779 It's on her hair. 77 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:05,317 Sal: Ohhhh. 78 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,985 Don't call it a comeback! 79 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,921 She looks like pippi longstocking. 80 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,522 Bad reception. 81 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,523 Walnuts? 82 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,791 No, I'm good. 83 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,527 [ laughter ] 84 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:22,000 ♪♪ 85 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,570 Two-way mirror, aka now you see me. 86 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,941 Yeah, the nets. 87 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,208 I am, yeah. 88 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,277 I got the nets, that you'd like to see them live. 89 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,147 Steven: And house sitters. 90 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:36,782 This is the bedroom. 91 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,419 This is -- I got to paint over it. 92 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,355 This is the old tenant. I mean, you know. 93 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,424 ♪♪ 94 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,360 Q: It's the girl from "the ring." 95 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,428 ♪♪ 96 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:53,565 Some powerhouses. Powerhouses. 97 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,368 And the emmer goes to... 98 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,569 Oh, my god. 99 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,438 Both: Two-way mirror. 100 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,573 Joe: What an upset. I didn't see that. 101 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,042 Q: That would not have been my choice. 102 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,311 Who accepts the award? Can I take it? 103 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,046 Yeah, yeah, except I'm gonna need it back 104 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,247 Because our budget only has two of those. 105 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,016 -Okay. [ laughter ] 106 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,920 I'm so excited to see the next award. 107 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,589 I really am. It's going to be exciting 108 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,058 To see who comes out and what they're wearing. 109 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:25,397 ♪♪ 110 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,932 -What a power couple. -Superstars. 111 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,335 Hi, I'm mike damiani. I'm the technical director. 112 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,471 No, you're big mike. 113 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,673 It's true. Run it back. 114 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,810 [ laughter ] 115 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:41,213 Hi, I'm big mike, and I'm the technical director. 116 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:44,148 I'm danny hollis. I'm the audio supervisor. 117 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,551 -Whoo! -Danny! 118 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,286 And we're here to present the best kiss award. 119 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,889 -Best kiss?! -Ooh. 120 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,425 Now, a kiss is like being told by the jokers 121 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,227 That the audio sounds great. 122 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:56,961 Or the shots look awesome. 123 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,563 But we don't get kisses from the jokers. 124 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,499 We get knuckle sandwiches. 125 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,100 "why didn't you get the shot?" 126 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,235 "why is it so loud?" 127 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:04,837 "why is it taking so long?" 128 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,305 So before we get a knuckle sandwich right in the kisser, 129 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,041 Here are the nominees. 130 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:13,712 ♪♪ 131 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:16,781 Murr in "murr marries sal's sister." 132 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,852 [ cheers and applause ] 133 00:05:19,854 --> 00:05:21,586 I'm gonna break out of this. 134 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,055 Danny: Sal in "abs kisser." 135 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:26,325 For one second, can I kiss your abs? 136 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,663 [ laughter ] 137 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,532 That ends the story of you and I. 138 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,267 Q in "find the mouth." 139 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,602 Kiss -- you know, just kiss a bunch of strangers. 140 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,337 You want to try it? 141 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,805 [ laughs ] 142 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,340 Danny: And joe in "bathrobe." 143 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,142 Sal: Just keep kissing her. 144 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,544 What was your name? 145 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:48,080 [ laughter ] 146 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:52,350 Alright, wow. Stiff competition all around. 147 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,487 And the emmer goes to... 148 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:58,423 Both: Murr in "murr marries sal's sister." 149 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,559 Murr: Yes! Yes! 150 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,295 Q: That's what I would have voted for. 151 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:05,163 Really it's sal's victory there. 152 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,566 [ laughter ] 153 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,568 Joe: Just leave now. Just go. Just get out. 154 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:13,037 Q: Get out of here. Take your stupid jacket. 155 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,306 Alright, guys, well, stay tuned 156 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:17,109 Because there's a lot more emmers to come. 157 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:18,443 Narrator: That's right, joe. 158 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:21,113 Coming up is the award for best contraption. 159 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:23,381 And stick around to see who wins the coveted 160 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,049 Best punishment trophy 161 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,053 When the impractical jokers awards continue. 162 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:37,996 ♪♪ 163 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,531 I can't wait to see the next award, guys. 164 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,467 Alright, bring them out. 165 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:45,270 [ cheers and applause ] 166 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,905 The art department. 167 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,944 Why does everybody who works on our show look better than us? 168 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,280 Doesn't get more hip than the art department. 169 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,948 That's right. It's insane. Look at these guys. 170 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,551 Thank you. Thank you. Well, should we get into it? 171 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,886 -Yes. -Please. 172 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:03,355 Alright. This is will thaxton, our production designer, 173 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:05,891 And this is lucy goldberg, our art director. 174 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:09,094 And we make a lot of crazy shit for this show. 175 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,295 [ laughter ] -you do. 176 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,164 We also make a lot of boring stuff 177 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,232 Like fake cabinets to hide cameras. 178 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:17,035 But this category is just about the cool stuff. 179 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,837 Because that other shit sucks. 180 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,972 [ laughter ] it does. It does. 181 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,974 And the nominees for best contraption are... 182 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,976 -Ooh. -Ooh, contraption. 183 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:29,581 ♪♪ 184 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,850 The chair in joe's "massage chair" punishment. 185 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,919 Murr: Joe, you're in a massage chair. 186 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:38,190 [ imitates buzzing ] 187 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:39,457 The car from hell 188 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,127 In q's "drive, drive, drive" punishment. 189 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,596 ♪ it's one, two, three, four five ♪ 190 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,732 Choke on it! 191 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,934 I think I fixed the squeaking, guys. 192 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:52,471 The bathroom in sal's "bathroom of horrors" punishment. 193 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,879 And the spaceship in murr's "astro-not" punishment. 194 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,480 -Here we go. -Drink it. 195 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,783 [ laughter ] 196 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,955 Let's give a round of applause. 197 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,224 You're the real winners here, guys. 198 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:13,291 You're the real winners. 199 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:17,363 And the emmer goes to... 200 00:08:17,365 --> 00:08:20,365 The car from hell in q's "drive, drive, drive" punishment. 201 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,168 ♪ drive, drive, drive, drive, drive ♪ 202 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:26,572 ♪ it feels so good to be alive ♪ 203 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:30,175 No, oh, stop the song. We're losing him. 204 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,911 Anyone else as excited as me to see the next award? 205 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,980 [ laughter ] let's make it happen. 206 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,583 [ cheers and applause ] 207 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:40,986 Q: Look at this! 208 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:43,989 Wow, stella and chá, everybody. 209 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,724 Well, hi, everybody. I'm stella psomias. 210 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,660 I'm the production manager. 211 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,862 And chá. [ scoffs ] you know me. 212 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,397 [ laughter ] 213 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:55,267 That's right, and we're here to present best stunt 214 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:56,534 Because we're always... 215 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,605 Both: Stunting on the jokers. 216 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:02,474 [ cheers and applause ] 217 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:05,210 Yup, and if one of the jokers like, "get me an iced tea," 218 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,745 I'm like, "get it yourself, bitch." 219 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,347 [ laughter ] 220 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:12,951 Now, here are the nominees for best stunt, bitch. 221 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:17,155 ♪♪ 222 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,892 Sal in "dizzy waiter." 223 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,694 [ laughter ] 224 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,831 Joe: Go! 225 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,233 [ laughter ] 226 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,369 Murr in "I know her from college." 227 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:35,107 ♪♪ 228 00:09:35,109 --> 00:09:36,508 Oh [bleep] 229 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:41,113 -Oh! -Oh, my god! 230 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:43,181 [ laughter ] 231 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,051 Q in "tightrope." 232 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,853 Man: Keep going. Keep going. 233 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,622 [ cheers and applause ] 234 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:02,334 Joe in "I'm the manager." 235 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,236 Joe: I'm okay. I'm a manager. 236 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:09,675 This is happening. 237 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,742 Ohh! 238 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,943 I'm a manager. 239 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,679 No, no, it's good. 240 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,081 Oh, I fell. I fell. 241 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,883 -Nice work. -Thank you. I still hurt. 242 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:20,952 And the emmer goes to... 243 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,420 I'm nervous. 244 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:25,223 Joe in "I'm the manager." 245 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,225 I still don't walk right. I still don't walk right. 246 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,161 But now I have a thumb. -Suffer for your art. 247 00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:30,962 -Thank you, ladies. -Thank you, ladies. 248 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,566 I broke a foot on mine. I broke a foot. 249 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:36,768 You're not good at stunts. 250 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,504 So that's why. 251 00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:40,438 Guys, I can't wait to see the next award. 252 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,240 [ laughter ] 253 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,942 You're really into this, man. 254 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:49,647 [ cheers and applause ] 255 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,049 Joe: Well done. Look at this. 256 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,918 Hello. I'm don-ya'. 257 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,521 I'm the stylist and costume designer for the show. 258 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:58,190 And I'm lillybeth gonzalez, the jokers' makeup artist. 259 00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:00,726 And depending on what the creative is, 260 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:08,066 We are in charge of making the jokers look fabulous. 261 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,601 Or as hideous... 262 00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:13,471 As we possibly can, which is hard. 263 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,674 And here are the nominees for best costume. 264 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,080 Joe as "captain fatbelly." 265 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,681 Y'all can suck it! 266 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,951 [ laughter ] 267 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,753 Sal as "bog monster." 268 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,888 Murr: Go get it! Go get it, bog monster. 269 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,756 Get it, get it. 270 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,558 Q: Get it, bog monster. Get it. 271 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,093 [ shouts ] 272 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,028 Don-ya': Q as "barnyard spider." 273 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,097 Man: Spider kick! 274 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,233 Spider punch! 275 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:43,635 Spider uppercut! 276 00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:45,837 Murr as "gospel vampire." 277 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,240 ♪ hallelujah ♪ 278 00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:49,307 ♪ hallelujah ♪ 279 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,510 What is the audience thinking? 280 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,912 All: Ohhh. 281 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,113 These are good. 282 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,383 Wait, they basically just picked our action figures. 283 00:11:57,385 --> 00:12:00,819 And the emmer goes to... 284 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,723 Both: Sal as "bog monster." 285 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,994 Wow, that was a long day in the swamps of new orleans. 286 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,596 Not for us. 287 00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:11,997 How's that concussion when I hit you with the oar? 288 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,198 The concussion hurt. 289 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,602 Also a lot of parasites in the pee hole that day. 290 00:12:16,604 --> 00:12:19,004 The future looks bright for the jokers awards. 291 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:22,074 [ laughs ] 292 00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:24,409 Narrator: Which joker whipped himself into shape 293 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,078 To win best workout? 294 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,782 Find out when the impractical jokers awards continue. 295 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,759 I know I've said it before, 296 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,494 But I'm most excited for the next award. 297 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:44,229 [ laughter ] 298 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,498 Let's see what we got. 299 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,300 [ cheers and applause ] 300 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,570 -Look at you guys. -Rock stars. 301 00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:54,239 Hi, I'm geoff celis, director of photography. 302 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,576 And I'm jay miller, director of -- producer. 303 00:12:57,578 --> 00:12:59,110 [ laughter ] 304 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,313 And we're here to present the best live performance. 305 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,316 You know something? I wish we were presenting best challenge 306 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:08,854 Because my favorite is quit fantastically. 307 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,590 Hmm. Was that in season six? 308 00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:15,260 Oh, no, in season six, I was fired fantastically. 309 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:19,931 [ laughter ] 310 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,335 And the nominees for best live performance are... 311 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,542 Sal in "butterfly crime scene." 312 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:34,079 ♪ dead butterflies, dead butterflies ♪ 313 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:37,015 ♪ butterfly crime scene ♪ 314 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,885 Murr in "thunder from down under." 315 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,153 Joe: Yeah, that's sexy. There you go. 316 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,755 Own it, murr. You're sexy. 317 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,356 You're sexy, bitch! 318 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,427 Q: Yee-haw, yee-haw! 319 00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:49,895 Q in "q-sical." 320 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:53,298 ♪ can you climb up a ladder? ♪ 321 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,567 ♪ I can't do that ♪ 322 00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:59,170 ♪ could you get any fatter? ♪ 323 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,573 ♪ I can do that ♪ 324 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:05,110 Geoff: Joe and sal in "shut your face, grandma. 325 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,779 Both: ♪ shut your face, grandma ♪ 326 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,381 ♪ shut your [bleep] damn face ♪ 327 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,383 ♪ shut your face, grandma ♪ 328 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,319 [ laughter ] 329 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,056 Alright. All great choices. 330 00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:20,192 And the emmer goes to... 331 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:27,666 Both: Murr in "thunder from down under." 332 00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:30,469 Thanks, guys. 333 00:14:30,471 --> 00:14:31,603 You really earned it. 334 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:34,673 My allergies were good for something. 335 00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:37,142 So thrilled for the next one. Let's just do it. 336 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,211 -Let's do it. -Show murray the next one. 337 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,885 -Leo dicaprio! -Finally, celebrities. 338 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,553 Q: Wow. 339 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,957 I'm bargain-basement, matt damon. 340 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:55,426 And I'm deep discount leonardo dicaprio. 341 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:59,364 Hey, weren't we in "the departed" together? 342 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,232 That was more like "the de-farted." 343 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,835 [ laughter ] 344 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,637 I'm matt damon. 345 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,173 [ laughter ] 346 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:11,010 And the nominees for best supporting animal are... 347 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,183 Biscotti in "watch my dog." 348 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,518 Her name is quinoa 349 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,454 Because I use her to hit on foreign white girls. 350 00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:24,923 Pepe the came in "q in the zoo." 351 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,925 No, no, no, don't eat the toilet paper. 352 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,393 Ah! 353 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,929 Hey, is pepe allowed to eat my air conditioning? 354 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,564 Pepe, I don't eat my pool. 355 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,735 The sharks in "shark bait." 356 00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:41,006 [ muffled screaming ] 357 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,475 And mama and her calf in "sal has a cow." 358 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,213 [ indistinct shouting ] 359 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,748 Wow! 360 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:50,749 Please help me. 361 00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,617 Wow. 362 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,354 Heated animal race. 363 00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:59,224 And the emmer goes to... 364 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,760 Pepe the camel in "q in the zoo." 365 00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:03,628 He deserves it. 366 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,564 That's a cute little baby camel. 367 00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:08,367 Over the moon excited for the next category. 368 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:13,638 [ cheers and applause ] 369 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,107 Oh, my goodness. 370 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,910 -Hey, guys. -The god and goddess themselves. 371 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,046 That's right. I'm dan "the man" cast, 372 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,782 But you already knew that. 373 00:16:23,784 --> 00:16:24,916 And I'm nicole salamak, 374 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,986 Reigning champ of "joker for a day." 375 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,788 Nice pants, nicole. 376 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,057 Are you kissing the jokers' ass today? 377 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,592 No, they're actually kissing mine today. 378 00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:35,594 [ laughter ] 379 00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:38,463 Actually, they're kissing everybody's ass today. 380 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,266 [ laughter ] 381 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,401 Yes! 382 00:16:42,403 --> 00:16:44,069 And he nailed it in one take! 383 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:48,473 Oh, my god, today's one of the best days of my life. 384 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,875 Well played, dan. 385 00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:52,944 And while the jokers may look overweight on your thighs... 386 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,814 What? ...They do work out in real life. 387 00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:59,084 And the nominees for best workout are... 388 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,519 -Ooh. -Ooh. 389 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,891 Joe in "gymnastics." 390 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:11,563 [ laughter ] 391 00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:14,099 Sal in "krav maga." 392 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,403 [ laughter ] 393 00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:22,041 Q in "breakdancing." 394 00:17:22,043 --> 00:17:23,374 [ laughter ] 395 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,111 [bleep] 396 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,579 [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] 397 00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:29,848 Murr: Oh, my god. 398 00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,183 Murr in the "murr-athon." 399 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,688 [ laughter ] 400 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,458 I'm hydrated! 401 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:43,328 And the emmer goes to... 402 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,330 Joe in "gymnastics." 403 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:48,199 -Yeah! [ cheers and applause ] 404 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,002 Q: Oh, no. 405 00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:53,204 Remember that day you started to have, like, a blackout? 406 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,274 Convulsions, yeah. 'cause your body seized. 407 00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:57,342 I didn't have convulsions, first of all. 408 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,744 I went to the bathroom. 409 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,946 I kicked a little kid out of the bathroom. 410 00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:05,417 I shut the door. I threw up. I passed out in the -- 411 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,886 I woke up in a full sweat 412 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:09,888 Wedged between the sink and the door. 413 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,423 He was six years younger then. 414 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:12,891 [ laughter ] 415 00:18:12,893 --> 00:18:14,560 But I was 20 pounds heavier. 416 00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:19,698 Narrator: Coming up, who will take the big prize 417 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,100 For best punishment? 418 00:18:21,102 --> 00:18:22,968 Find out after the break. 419 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:35,080 ♪♪ 420 00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,216 Raise your hands at home if you're as excited as me 421 00:18:37,218 --> 00:18:38,851 For the next one. 422 00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:42,888 [ cheers and applause ] 423 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,523 It's "weekend at bernie's." 424 00:18:47,094 --> 00:18:48,560 Hi, I'm marina catala, 425 00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,562 Showrunner of "impractical jokers." 426 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,831 And I'm andrew hood, the show's director. 427 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:56,367 And we've been here to present the best punishment. 428 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,704 First, I got to say, hood, you are taking 429 00:18:58,706 --> 00:19:00,839 Your punishment like a champ. 430 00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:04,175 What -- what do you mean? 431 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,645 I mean, to think that the jokers would punish you, 432 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,979 The director, 433 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,514 A professional, 434 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,984 Forcing you to dress like that in front of national television. 435 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,386 This is how I normally dress. 436 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,856 It is hysterical to think that you -- 437 00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:19,524 Your job as the director 438 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,928 Is to make everyone look good in front of the camera. 439 00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:27,198 And here you are looking like straight-up ass. 440 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,867 It's genius. Genius. 441 00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,201 Thank you. Thank you. 442 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:33,672 And the nominees for best punishments are... 443 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:38,610 ♪♪ 444 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:42,881 Q and sal in "turquoise ring." 445 00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:45,150 You want to -- you want to sell a ring here? 446 00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:47,352 Andrew: Murr in "crydiving." 447 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,221 Together: Geronimo! 448 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:53,558 [ screaming ] 449 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,761 Q in "x marks the spot." 450 00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:58,097 There's no words to describe how much I don't like you right now. 451 00:19:58,099 --> 00:20:00,565 I don't like -- I don't like me right now. 452 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,367 Andrew: Sal in "bingo." 453 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,568 Bingo! 454 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:09,108 [ laughter ] 455 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:11,042 This is the worst punishment I've ever had. 456 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,911 Marina: Joe in "genie." 457 00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:14,179 I wish for a palace. 458 00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:16,047 Genie does as you wish. 459 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,383 [ laughter ] 460 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,385 Q: Look at the audience. 461 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,854 Murr: He has destroyed the whole set. 462 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:26,191 Andrew: Sal, murr, and q in "tattoos." 463 00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:27,993 Oh, man, what a nightmare. 464 00:20:30,331 --> 00:20:32,197 Three, two, one. 465 00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:37,468 [ laughter ] 466 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,937 Murr: Oh, my god, is that jaden smith? 467 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:41,673 That's not real. That's not real. It's a joke. 468 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,474 What the [bleep] does that have to do with me? 469 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,544 Coming back, here we come from the closer. 470 00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:50,081 -Ohh. -Directing from the podium. 471 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,417 And the emmer goes to... 472 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,819 -Ooh. -Ooh. 473 00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:56,021 Both: Sal, murr, and q in "tattoos." 474 00:20:56,023 --> 00:20:58,089 [ cheers and applause ] 475 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:01,560 -Congratulations. -Thank you, guys. 476 00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:02,828 Wow. 477 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,363 Wow. So I guess I'm the winner, right? 478 00:21:04,365 --> 00:21:05,697 Because I'm the only one without the tattoo. 479 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,298 [ laughter ] 480 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,301 Jaden, would you like to say a few words? 481 00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:15,374 [ cheers and applause ] 482 00:21:15,376 --> 00:21:19,110 -Simmy can't stand your bits. -In a tuxedo. 483 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,046 Can't stand your bits, everyone. 484 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,248 The man that signs your checks. 485 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,050 Quiet, guys. I'm trying to do a bit. 486 00:21:25,052 --> 00:21:27,386 [ laughter ] 487 00:21:27,388 --> 00:21:29,054 Good evening. 488 00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:31,122 My name is simmy kustanowitz, 489 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,524 And I have the distinct honor 490 00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:35,594 Of presenting tonight's simmy r. Kustanowitz award 491 00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:37,328 For excellence in comedy. 492 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:42,534 [ laughter ] 493 00:21:42,536 --> 00:21:44,936 As the network executive for "impractical jokers," 494 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:47,606 I have had the privilege of watching four talented, 495 00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:52,811 Rapidly aging men find their comedic voices. 496 00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,614 I can still remember the day I told joe gatto, 497 00:21:55,616 --> 00:21:57,082 "why don't you call those potatoes 498 00:21:57,084 --> 00:21:59,350 Scoopski potatoes?" 499 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:02,221 He did. And it was funny. 500 00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:04,956 [ laughter ] 501 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:07,026 I fondly recall the moment I said to murr, 502 00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:09,561 "hey, when you jump out of that plane, 503 00:22:09,563 --> 00:22:12,297 Why don't you scream like crazy?" 504 00:22:12,299 --> 00:22:15,100 He did. And it was good. 505 00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:18,036 His idea. His idea. 506 00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:20,305 Q found his comedic voice early on 507 00:22:20,307 --> 00:22:22,908 When he referred to that one guy as "mustache." 508 00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:25,044 Sorry, mustache. 509 00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,711 Pretty sure that one was mine too. 510 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,114 [ laughter ] 511 00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:32,317 And sal, well... 512 00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:35,053 Remember that pile of elephant shit he had to dig through? 513 00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:40,525 Breaking news -- it didn't come out of an elephant. 514 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,927 It came out of me. 515 00:22:41,929 --> 00:22:43,262 [ laughter ] 516 00:22:43,264 --> 00:22:48,267 Four brilliant comedic minds molded by another. 517 00:22:48,269 --> 00:22:50,068 So without further ado, 518 00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:52,337 I am enormously proud to present tonight's 519 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:56,408 Simmy r. Kustanowitz award for excellence in comedy to... 520 00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:59,210 [ laughs ] 521 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,745 Oh, my god, it's me. 522 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,214 [ laughter ] 523 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:08,419 I-I -- I'm in shock. 524 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,755 This is the -- hold on. 525 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,625 [ laughter ] 526 00:23:13,627 --> 00:23:15,026 I'm in shock. 527 00:23:15,028 --> 00:23:17,496 The culmination of a lifelong dream. 528 00:23:17,498 --> 00:23:19,364 Just being in the same category with these four, 529 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:21,032 I mean, wow. 530 00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:23,368 So many people to thank -- my agent. 531 00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:24,903 If I still have time, I'd like to take my wife 532 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:25,904 And three kids. 533 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:28,974 Julio and suzy, go to bed. 534 00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:31,110 And to the four of you, thank you 535 00:23:31,112 --> 00:23:32,511 For validating my parking. 536 00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:33,778 Thank you so much. 537 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,446 Goodnight, everybody. 538 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,048 [ cheers and applause ] 539 00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:39,450 Q: Wow. 540 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:43,855 ♪♪ 541 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,257 That was really fun. Thank you so much, guys, for joining us. 542 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:48,193 Let's hear it for the crew. 543 00:23:48,195 --> 00:23:50,529 We love you guys. 544 00:23:50,531 --> 00:23:53,132 -Give yourselves a hand. -Round of applause. 545 00:23:53,134 --> 00:23:55,466 And a big thanks to rob emmer, everybody. 546 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:56,601 Rob emmer! 547 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,469 Rob emmer of the emmers. 548 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,205 So excited for the next award. 549 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:02,608 It's over. Show's over. Oh.