1 00:00:00,134 --> 00:00:02,835 ¶¶ 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,705 [Huey] Uncle Scrooge! You're sick, you shouldn't be on your feet. 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,207 I have to make my morning meeting. 4 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,342 A stuffy nose and clogged ears won't kill me. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,845 Yeah, he's vanquished mythical beasts, 6 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,514 demonic armies, robot uprisings! 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:19,351 Which would probably wear out someone half his advanced age. 8 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,920 -Advanced age?! -[elevator dings] 9 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:28,360 -For the last time, I'm not sick! -[gasps] 10 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:38,370 According to the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, your sickness could be... 11 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,005 Finally. 12 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:44,209 A quick dip before my meeting is all I need to vim my vigor. 13 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,911 [grunts] 14 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,282 Ahh! 15 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,019 [gasps] 16 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:57,890 [inhales sharply] I've been robbed! 17 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,359 [theme song] 18 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:02,928 ¶ Life is like a hurricane ¶ 19 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,230 ¶ Here in Duckburg ¶ 20 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,434 ¶ Race cars, lasers Airplanes ¶ 21 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,869 ¶ It's a duck-blur ¶ 22 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,872 ¶ Might solve a mystery ¶ 23 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,874 ¶ Or rewrite history ¶ 24 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,444 -¶ DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶ 25 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:21,213 ¶ Every day they're out there making ¶ 26 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,248 -¶ DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶ 27 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:27,286 ¶ Tales of daring do ¶ Bad and good luck tales ¶ 28 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,620 ¶ Whoo-ooh ¶ 29 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,790 ¶ D-D-D-Danger Lurks behind you ¶ 30 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,860 ¶ There's a stranger Out to find you ¶ 31 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,029 ¶ What to do? Just grab on to some ¶ 32 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:39,565 -¶ DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶ ¶ 33 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:42,234 ¶ Every day They're out there making ¶ 34 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:44,570 -¶ DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶ 35 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,872 ¶ Tales of daring Bad and good ¶ 36 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,475 ¶ Not ponytails Or cottontails ¶ 37 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,845 -¶ No, DuckTales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh ¶ 38 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:59,485 All right. I know you have this insane competition with Scrooge. 39 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,220 But we also run this charity with him, 40 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:04,556 so we have to look respectable, focus-- 41 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,725 -Focus! -What the--?! 42 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:10,462 Wait... Listen, Owlson, I know we've had our differences, 43 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,665 but I'm very close to figuring out the perfect scheme! 44 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,268 I may have a way to make more money than Scrooge, 45 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,770 win the bet, and take over his company. 46 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,507 You're supposed to be smart, maybe you can help. 47 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:24,743 I just need to figure out how-- 48 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,646 -[grunts] -Ah-ah-ah! N.E.S.T.: 49 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,516 No Elaborate Schemes Today. 50 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,950 -What about tonight? -No. 51 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,619 -Tomorrow? -Still a "T". 52 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:35,954 Well, at the very least Tuesday! 53 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,323 No! No more schemes! 54 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,526 We run a multi-billion dollar business. 55 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,828 We can be a force for good in this world, 56 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,465 but not if you keep ruining my-- our... our reputation 57 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:50,169 with your stupid, obviously evil schemes. 58 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,172 You want to beat Scrooge, don't you? 59 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,640 Yes, Ms. Owlson. 60 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:58,277 Okay. Well to do that, you need to be more like him: 61 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:01,513 Poised, calm, respect-- 62 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,683 [growling] It was you! 63 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,151 I know it was you! 64 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:08,554 Admit what you did, you cockamamie kleptomaniac! 65 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:11,390 Ha-ha-ha! Yes, of course, I did! 66 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,691 Wait, what did I do? 67 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,893 You stole money from my bin! 68 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,628 He's been here all morning. 69 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,397 I have the stress headache to prove it. 70 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,698 That's impossible. 71 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,466 I did binventory just last night. 72 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,318 It was all accounted for. 73 00:03:23,319 --> 00:03:25,169 Are you okay? You seem a little, well... 74 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,239 the opposite of sane. 75 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:28,840 [grumbles] 76 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,442 Manny! 77 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,545 See these two out. 78 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:38,417 Somebody broke into this bin and stole from Scrooge McDuck. 79 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:42,521 Until I find out who and how, only authorized employees at the Bin. 80 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,756 I'll need my top men. 81 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,592 [elevator dings] 82 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:49,428 Follow me. 83 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,532 The security system is fully operational 84 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,168 and primed to wreak maximum havoc. 85 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,369 [muffled alarm] 86 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,538 If a thief had entered this building, 87 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,940 he'd have been caught and placed in cold storage 88 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,775 awaiting genetic experimentation 89 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,611 for Operation Gyrobutapocalypse. 90 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:06,578 It's all in the budget. 91 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,680 -What? -Nothing. Everything's fine. 92 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,617 [Huey] Chicken soup? Restorative nutrients! 93 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,986 Get me Gizmoduck. 94 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,892 Glomgold was with Zan Owlson. 95 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:23,428 Mark Beaks was live posting at Crowchella, 96 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,198 and the Beagles were at ConCon, convict convention. 97 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,633 What about Magica? 98 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,601 Still no sign of her. 99 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,602 Hmm... 100 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,872 [Huey] I get that this is a big deal, 101 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,775 but Scrooge is in no condition to take on this stress right now. 102 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,478 -[Scrooge coughs and blows nose] -His nasal passages are dangerously clogged. 103 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,048 You'd be concerned too if your impenetrable fortress were robbed. 104 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,783 You know, I'm surprised we haven't heard from-- 105 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,285 We've been robbed?! 106 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,653 Oh, the humanity! 107 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,221 Give it to me straight, Uncle Scrooge, 108 00:04:49,223 --> 00:04:51,790 how much did I lose-- Uh, we--you lose? 109 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:56,128 Eighty-seven cents. 110 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,764 Sorry, did I miss a part of that? 111 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:01,466 Like $2 million and 87 cents or-- 112 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,001 [Scrooge] The amount doesn't matter. 113 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:06,905 What matters is, the bin has been compromised. 114 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,573 If it's only a couple of coins, 115 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,642 how could you possibly know they're actually missing? 116 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,780 Because Uncle Scrooge knows every coin in there like the feathers in his tail. 117 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,515 Exactly Webbigail. 118 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,918 That's how I stay smarter than the smarties. 119 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,323 Once that goes, it's a slippery slope into being as smart as the smarties 120 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,857 and then... [gasps] 121 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,126 ...slightly less smart that the smarties! 122 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,329 Uh, did you check your pockets? 123 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,964 Did I check my pockets? 124 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:36,835 Ha! Of course I checked my pockets... 125 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,937 and they're not in my pockets! 126 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,672 How can you be sure they're even gone? 127 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,275 You'd have to count every coin in the bin to prove it. 128 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:45,143 And that would be crazy. 129 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:48,313 [grunts] Huey and his stupid nerd brain. 130 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:51,516 Four-hundred-and-fifty-five, 456... 131 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,152 I, for one, think there's too much pressure on him. 132 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,854 He needs a good eight hours of sleep. 133 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,523 Four hundred and f-- Uh... 134 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,858 Oh, come on! 135 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,061 [sputters] One, two, three... 136 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,465 Don't you think Uncle Scrooge seems a bit... off? 137 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,400 [Scrooge mumbles indistinctly] 138 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,402 Ha! He's never been more on. 139 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,537 He's at the height of his powers. 140 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,139 He's losing his mind! 141 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,574 Let me look at the symptoms in the Junior Woodchuck Guide-- 142 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,744 Aah! Where's my Junior Woodchuck Guidebook?! 143 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,545 [Scrooge continues mumbling] 144 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,748 Phew! Must have fallen out. 145 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,383 Weird. Ah! 146 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,351 -[all] What? -Gold fever. 147 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:29,921 "A serious condition caused by prolonged exposure to gold. 148 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,257 Symptoms include confusion... 149 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,395 itchiness... 150 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,764 -paranoia..." -I will find you! Nobody gets away with this! 151 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:41,600 "...and going to outlandish extremes." 152 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:45,337 It may be fatal! 153 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:49,574 Last week he bought a country to save on foreign postage. That's just Scrooge. 154 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,110 -Nothing is weird. -[Scrooge on P.A.] This is Scrooge McDuck, 155 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,012 the bin is on total lockdown. 156 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:59,251 All non-security personnel are hereby banished from the premises. 157 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,754 Good day. 158 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:06,825 Okay, this might be a little out of the ordinary. 159 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,728 Hello, Duckburg. 160 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,697 By now you know that my precious wee ones 161 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,699 were kidnapped this morning. 162 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,635 Here is a recent picture. 163 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,204 Two quarters, two dimes, 164 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,206 a spry gang of nickels, 165 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,742 and a couple of scared little pennies. 166 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,811 Coins, if you're watching... 167 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,547 I miss you very much. 168 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,816 [sarcasticly] What? Scrooge loves money? 169 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:34,052 How weirdly uncharacteristic of him. Please. 170 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,587 Shhh. This is important. 171 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:38,056 We have to protect every remaining coin in the bin. 172 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:42,627 This is what waits for the heartless monster that took them. 173 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,664 A ransom? Oh, no. 174 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:49,734 A bounty on the foul head of the coin-napper. 175 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:51,970 Two million dollars! 176 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,674 Ooof, yep, he's got Gold Fever. He has to be stopped. 177 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,685 So what's the plan for capturing the intruder? 178 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,353 Rope slings? Trip wires? 179 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,955 Oh, no, no, no. 180 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,357 No, none of that will be necessary. 181 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:16,928 Because I have a full arsenal at the ready! 182 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:20,866 I'd like to see you try to get in now, Chester! 183 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:23,768 Hey, Uncle Scrooge, this is all great. 184 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:27,506 Looks like everything's taken care of so you can go home and get some rest, huh? 185 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:31,042 What part of "I shall not rest" do you not understand? 186 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,310 Hyah! 187 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:35,747 You cannae be too careful. 188 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,551 The Faceless Fiend struck again. 189 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,953 He stole my spats! 190 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,556 But I made new ones out of those tissue boxes you left me, lad. 191 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:49,694 [laughs] Who's the sick one now, Chester?! 192 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,964 [nervous laugh] Who is... "Chester," was it? 193 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:56,301 He's the unknown. He's the question. 194 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,737 -There he is! -I'll get him! 195 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,139 Gizmoduck! Fire! 196 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,809 I don't see anything. 197 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,345 Hurry, attack, before he gets away! 198 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,413 That's an order! 199 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:11,316 Um, engage Midriff Missiles. 200 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,985 No, he's not of sound mind! Don't fire! 201 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,820 My mind is perfectly sound! 202 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,889 Blow it all to pieces! 203 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,159 [shouting] 204 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,769 Ahh! Smoke? I haven't even hit the ground yet! 205 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,104 -I'll handle this! -[mechanical clunking] 206 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,007 -I'll handle this... -[mechanical clunking] 207 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,811 My Helmetcopter's stuck! Will someone else handle this! 208 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,714 -[all] Dewey! -Oh, no! 209 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,616 It's every nightmare I've ever had! 210 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:45,784 Blathering Blatherskite! 211 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,753 -[wheel skids] -Dewey! 212 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,862 [both gasp] 213 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:03,435 Authorities are already calling the disaster "Bridgemageddon." 214 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:08,907 And the rampant chaos was needlessly caused by Scrooge McDuck himself. 215 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:12,644 McDuck's increasingly erratic behavior has driven investors 216 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:15,914 to pull their money from his company and give it to safer, 217 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,782 more stable businesses like... 218 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,952 Okay, this can't be right. Glomgold Industries? 219 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,221 I didn't think it was possible but-- 220 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,624 Ha! Hear that, McDuck?! 221 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,893 I'm more stable than you are! 222 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,228 Debateable. 223 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:33,765 He must be there somewhere, the swindling swine. 224 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:34,899 [door opens] 225 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,801 Mr. McDuck, there's been a break-in! 226 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,003 [gasps] 227 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,305 Now I have you, Chester, you thieving--! 228 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,574 Oh... 229 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,843 Uncle Scrooge, we need to talk. 230 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,444 [groans] 231 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,346 I'll start. "Dear Mr. McDee, 232 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,148 they say it's not the years in your life, 233 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,917 but the life in your years." Happy birthday! 234 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,620 Gimme that. What Launchpad means to say is, 235 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,522 we're all really worried about you. 236 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,291 Some of us are just here to see you triumphantly capture the thief. 237 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,626 You have to face the truth. 238 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,762 No one stole 87 cents from you. 239 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:07,032 You have gold fever and you're very, very sick. 240 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:10,035 Any more exposure to gold could kill you. 241 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,836 Don't worry, Scrooge. 242 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,039 Dewey and I believe in you. 243 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,474 There's something about your uncle firing missiles and a plane at you 244 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:19,110 -that sort of changes your mind. -Dewey! 245 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:23,281 This is about saving Scrooge's life, not choosing sides. 246 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,991 E tu, Headless Man-Horse? 247 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,159 Well, forget all of you! 248 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,494 If you don't want to help me find the intruder, 249 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,863 -then I don't need you, you bunch of traitors! -[boys gasp] 250 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:44,769 There's a perfectly simple explanation for all of this. 251 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,974 [Scrooge] It's all Chester, the inter-dimensional imp! 252 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,978 He prances in and out of reality, attacking me bit by bit. 253 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:58,917 First the sneaky scoundrel licked everything in my office, and stole my spats! 254 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,553 Then he nabbed my 87 cents. 255 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:07,492 You think you have everyone fooled, but, oh no, not me, I'm onto you! 256 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,361 [maniacal laugh] 257 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,363 Look at all the weight you've lost. 258 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,698 Your clothes don't even fit. 259 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,366 That's Chester! 260 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:19,003 He dances in my clothes while I sleep and stretches them all out! 261 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:24,576 Maybe you're right. Maybe it is all... Chester. 262 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:29,547 But maybe you should listen to Huey, step away from the gold and get some rest, 263 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,983 just in case you're wrong? 264 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:40,225 No. I'll prove it to you. I'll count the money myself! 265 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,559 Please, Uncle Scrooge! 266 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,929 If you jump into that gold, you could die! 267 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,265 [grunts] Stop this! 268 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,533 Maybe you're both right? 269 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,936 No. Because I know I'm not crazy! 270 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,938 -Out of my way. -[grunts] 271 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,841 [snarls] 272 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,444 [grunts] 273 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,279 Ah! [growls] 274 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,548 [all grunting] 275 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:07,118 No, Mr. McDee, not on your birthday! 276 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,823 [all shouting] 277 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:21,232 Nobody keeps me from my gold! 278 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,840 In shocking market news, 279 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:32,177 Glomgold Industries rises to the top of the stock index, 280 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:36,381 making Flintheart Glomgold the richest duck in the world. 281 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,617 Congratulations, Flintheart. 282 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:43,721 I've literally never been more surprised by anything in my life. 283 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,825 Thank you, Owlson. 284 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,159 I cannae wait to shove this 285 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,162 in McDuck's smug face! 286 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,363 [Glomgold laughs maniacally] 287 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,765 This just in. 288 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,701 Scrooge McDuck has apparently... 289 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,937 died of gold fever. 290 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,538 Huh? 291 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,274 [Donald sobs] 292 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,943 Oh, no! 293 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,145 He was too young! 294 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,447 Oh, no! 295 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,217 Engage Bagpipes. 296 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,053 [plays mournful melody] 297 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,057 -[door opens forcefully] -[all gasp] 298 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,060 ¶ All I do is win, win, win No matter what ¶ 299 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,463 ¶ I got money on my mind I can never get enough ¶ 300 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,166 [rhythmic grunting] 301 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,902 ¶ Everybody's hands go up! ¶ 302 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,637 ¶ And they stay there, yeah ¶ 303 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,239 ¶ And they stay there, yeah ¶ 304 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,306 ¶ And they stay there, yeah ¶ 305 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:39,477 I win! [exaggerated laugh] 306 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,548 -[all grumble] -[ringing] 307 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,649 -[door opens] -[all] Huh? 308 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,185 -[gasps] -[continues laughing] 309 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,655 [gasps] I'm so very sorry. I'm so... 310 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:55,560 Owlson! Help me up onto his casket so I can dance on it! 311 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,095 [continues laughing] 312 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,564 [grunts] We'll be taking our seats. 313 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,600 Oh, fine, I'll sit down so you can mourn... 314 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,103 the second richest duck in the world. 315 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,705 And I beat him, fair and square! 316 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,073 [Owlson grunts] 317 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,109 [resumes laughing] 318 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,912 Well, technically, no, you didn't. Gold Fever did. 319 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:17,215 But, again, this is a wildly inappropriate time to discuss it. 320 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,249 [inhales deeply] 321 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,118 Ohh! 322 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,558 Uncle Scrooge taught us all so much. 323 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,127 But perhaps the most important thing 324 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,697 was the importance of listening to your family. 325 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,132 After he... passed, 326 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,567 we decided that it would only be fair to his memory 327 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,137 to at least consider his theory. 328 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,272 If this hypothetical thief were real, 329 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,107 he would have to have been a master genius. 330 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:47,145 It would have to have been a scheme so elaborate and so complex 331 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,114 some might even call it... the perfect scheme! 332 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,618 Was this indeed a master criminal genius? 333 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,120 In the end, the sad truth is, 334 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,257 there could never be any master villain 335 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,126 capable of pulling off such a genius scheme. 336 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,562 -[growling] -[sighs] 337 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,832 Scrooge died of gold fever. 338 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,300 No! It was me! 339 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:13,338 I did it! I'm the evil genius! It was me! 340 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,607 And my... Time Teaser. 341 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,409 Greatest scheme ever! 342 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,144 In your face, Owlson! 343 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,413 Dead Scrooge, mourning family, 344 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,983 I'm the richest duck in the world 345 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,752 and here's how I did it! 346 00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:34,192 -For the last time, I'm not sick! -[gasps] 347 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,300 Hmm... 348 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:46,904 All right. I know you have this insane competition with Scrooge-- 349 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,209 Ha-ha. I get it. 350 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,944 You're ignoring me. 351 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,314 Owlson? Owlson! 352 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,348 Hello?! 353 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,413 Why aren't you moving?! 354 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,348 Is this some kind of game?! 355 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,550 Answer me, baby! 356 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,953 [grunts] 357 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,066 Your will is strong, baby. 358 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,402 You remind me of a young me. 359 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,409 [grunts] 360 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,378 [sighs] 361 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:05,917 But we also run this charity with him, so we have to look respectable, focus-- 362 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,619 -Focus! -What the--? 363 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,958 [Glomgold] And having mastered space and time, 364 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:19,330 I immediately enacted my scheme to rob Scrooge blind! 365 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,304 [gasps, then screams] 366 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,640 [gasping] 367 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,942 [sputters] 368 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:31,943 Ahh! 369 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,878 [grunting] 370 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,514 [shouts] 371 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,519 Ahh! 372 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,155 [angry shout] 373 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,923 [grunting] 374 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,892 [panting] 375 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,431 But I realized, why take it all 376 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:58,336 when a little would drive him insane! 377 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,973 Whose schemes sound crazy now?! 378 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,341 This one still does. 379 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,610 But you haven't heard it all! 380 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,312 I know what you did, you cockamamie kleptomaniac! 381 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,750 Are you okay? You seem a little, well, the opposite of sane. 382 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,051 [growls] 383 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,999 [evil laugh] 384 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,845 [evil laugh] 385 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,182 There he is! 386 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,966 [continues evil laughter] 387 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,903 [grunting] 388 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:10,241 What? You're alive as a horse?! 389 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,147 Yes, of course I'm alive, you idiot. 390 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:19,584 I took my own advice and listened to my family. 391 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,792 [sneezes] 392 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,929 Okay, maybe I am a wee bit sick. 393 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,565 But maybe you're not crazy. 394 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,034 I rested for a day. 395 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,604 Then we put our heads together and realized this was obviously 396 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,439 all your idiotic scheme to win the bet. 397 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,274 You were "Chester"! 398 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,744 So we staged the funeral to get you to admit that you committed fraud. 399 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,581 Legally making me the richest duck in the world again. 400 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,516 Thank you. 401 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,119 You're alive?! 402 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,721 -You're alive! -[all gasp] 403 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,089 [groans] 404 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,691 -You forgot to tell Donald? -Whoops. 405 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,427 See, you could never beat me, Flinty, 406 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,230 because I have my family to keep me grounded. 407 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,266 Also, I'm Scrooge McDuck 408 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,901 and I'm even better at being crazy than you. 409 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,838 [both grunting] 410 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,243 [all gasp] 411 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,646 They must have reversed the Time Teaser. 412 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,286 What do you do the next time your uncle goes mad with suspicion? 413 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,154 [all] Call Mrs. Beakley. 414 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,889 Fake Scrooge's death. 415 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,097 [Glomgold screams, then moans] 416 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,400 Thank you, Beakley! 417 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,236 Don't mention it. Really. 418 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,652 See you tomorrow, Flinty. 419 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,720 [groans] 420 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,924 [instrumental theme song]