1 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:07,860 With the joyous holiday number 11 rapidly approaching, the merchants of 2 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,860 would like to remind you to do your number 11 shopping early. 3 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:15,300 And from the staff and management of Perma 1, we offer this sincere holiday 4 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:16,300 message. 5 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:19,860 M1 -64 -44 -Z13. 6 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:21,540 Thank you. 7 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,380 Lovely rendition, guys. 8 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,720 Lovely. 9 00:01:33,770 --> 00:01:35,330 I don't have all the answers, Cliff. 10 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,570 I'm not the head. I'm his assistant. 11 00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:42,290 I work hard. I make mistakes. I'm sorry. And, Cliff, happy number 11. 12 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:43,610 Right. 13 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:48,050 Duke, how many times do I have to tell you, don't put the packages on the 14 00:01:48,050 --> 00:01:49,050 equipment? 15 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:52,990 I am grateful. Just keep them off the equipment. 16 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:56,450 Oh, poor. 17 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:59,910 Did Interface give you my message this morning? I don't know. I've been doing 18 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:00,910 number 11 shopping. 19 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,560 What do you think Ficus would like? 20 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,900 Why don't you do what I do when I'm stuck for a present? Give him a plant. 21 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,300 Ficus is a plant. So they'll move into a nice little greenhouse and be very 22 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:11,300 happy together. 23 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,160 I'll think about it. What was your message? 24 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,760 I want you to stick around Perma One today. I just may have something for 25 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:18,899 Oh? 26 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,800 Is it something besides a garbage run? 27 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,860 Oh, maybe something, maybe nothing. 28 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,680 Palindrome? Oh, I just mentioned to the head you might be interested in having 29 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,900 some action. Today just might be your lucky day. Hey, I really appreciate 30 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,500 palindrome. Holiday number 11 just brings out the sweetness in me. 31 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:38,160 Duke, stay away from my desk. 32 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:39,720 Oh, for me? 33 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:43,480 Thank you, thank you, Duke. That'll be all. Thank you. 34 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,900 Now I've got to get him something. 35 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,780 Oh, come in, come in. Come in. 36 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:50,500 Estro, Walker. 37 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:51,560 Quark. Quark. 38 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:03,960 Commander Walker, as this is the joyous season of number 11, I am sending you 39 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,140 home to your new life mate. 40 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:11,480 I'm sorry I had to interrupt your wedding night for the two -year mission 41 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,640 which you have just returned. 42 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,200 I do hope your bride understands. 43 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:20,740 Is my assignment as good as that? Next to yours, that one's hardly worth 44 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:26,500 mentioning. Commander Estro, you will take command of the new UGSS -10. 45 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:31,300 The most modern and powerful starship in the history of the galaxy. 46 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,600 Even better than that? 47 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:40,260 Quark, when I say I have something for you, I mean something. And, Quark, you 48 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:43,860 will be the subject of my latest experiment. 49 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:48,000 Experiment? The galaxy ad infinitum. 50 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,700 Did I tell you I had something? 51 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:54,060 Experiment? I don't want to be an experiment. 52 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:56,320 Quark, you don't like anything. 53 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,840 I've been in the heads experiments. 54 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,180 I don't want to spend another month testing the gravitational properties of 55 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:04,700 wheat. I worked my tail off getting you this assignment. This is gratitude? 56 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:08,360 What about Peterson? That intergalactic champion? Before he was in the heads 57 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,740 experiment, he was a heavyweight. 58 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:15,320 Now, he's a paperweight. You don't trust me, do you, Quark? After all we've been 59 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,140 through, frankly, I'm hurt. 60 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:19,600 Palindrome, what is the experiment? 61 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:23,700 You'll leave in two days. Everything will be explained before blast -off. 62 00:04:24,810 --> 00:04:27,990 Are you sure I'm going to like this? Or my middle name isn't Hubert. 63 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,350 Your middle name is Bob. 64 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,150 Hi there, and this is Dr. 65 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:43,050 Cheryl Evans, head of all computer development for the United Galaxies. Dr. 66 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:45,310 Evans is the leading computer scientist in our field. 67 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,770 This is Vanessa, 38. 68 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,800 2436. The most advanced computer of its kind in the entire galaxy. 69 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,640 More advanced than the ATR 240? 70 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,740 There's nothing this computer cannot do. 71 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:01,600 Commander Quark, this experiment will prove conclusively that you and your 72 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,600 are obsolete. 73 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,840 Does this mean you won't need me anymore? 74 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:09,060 Of course we'll need you. I built you with my own hands, didn't I? 75 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,860 Vanessa is so talented. 76 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:13,200 I'm just a bunch of spare parts. 77 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:16,040 Andy. I don't want your pity. 78 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:17,320 Good, then let's get on with this. 79 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:22,020 But I'll take whatever I can get. Hey, hey, Palindrome takes care of his 80 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,340 Now, you're all going to love Vanessa. Now, listen. 81 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:29,560 Vanessa, how much is 11 to the 212th divided by the sum of the crew's 82 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,820 multiplied by 9? 83 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:36,780 7. I was going to say 7. Vanessa, which one of us is real and which one of us is 84 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:39,740 the clone? The pretty one is the clone. I am not. 85 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:45,240 Vanessa, if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears or sees it fall, did 86 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:49,440 tree in fact fall? What kind of question is that? The answer is yes. Very 87 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,399 impressive, Doctor. 88 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,960 I was going to say yes. 89 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,020 Didn't I tell you? She is infallible. Wait just a minute. Vanessa. 90 00:05:56,810 --> 00:06:00,630 This is Adam Quark, commander of this ship. I know all about you, Quark. 91 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:04,730 Vanessa, do you in fact believe in me? What are you doing, Quark? Proposing to 92 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:07,570 computer? Vanessa will control every aspect of this ship, right? 93 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:11,530 Right. Then our lives are in her hands. I'd like to know if she believes in us. 94 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:15,030 No, commander, I don't. You don't believe in us? I do not. 95 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:16,850 Humans make errors. 96 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,270 Well, Quark, good luck. See you around. 97 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:23,590 Palindrome, you're sending me on a test flight with a computer that controls my 98 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:25,150 ship and it doesn't even believe in me. 99 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:28,850 How do I turn it off? Commander Quark, you don't. 100 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:31,550 Have a nice time, Quark. Happy number 11. 101 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:32,910 Goodbye, Vanessa. 102 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,290 Make me proud. 103 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,990 Don't worry, Cheryl. I will. 104 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:38,390 I don't believe this. 105 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:39,650 Believe it, Quark. 106 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,330 Star note. 107 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:46,870 I hate to admit it, but Vanessa has performed brilliantly. 108 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,950 The crew loves her. 109 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:54,470 So far, I have been able to conceal my misgivings, even from Ficus. 110 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,400 Commander, from your stance and bearing, I detect in you some unresolved matter 111 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,540 that is causing confusion, tenseness, general uncertainty. 112 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,720 Ficus, why do you say things like that? 113 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:08,040 Sir? I mean, just out of the blue, to say things like that. 114 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,920 Out of the blue? What blue? 115 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:11,920 Forget it. 116 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:17,460 Ficus, the commander doesn't like me. It bothers him that I place no faith in 117 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,460 human decisions. 118 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,600 That's correct, Vanessa. 119 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,830 Humans do make errors, Commander. 120 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:26,570 Ah, there is intelligent life on this ship. Yes, but humans have feelings, and 121 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:28,910 feelings play an important part in decision -making. 122 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:33,210 True, Commander, but human feelings are not reliable. 123 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:35,110 That's why you animals make mistakes. 124 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:38,950 Yes, Ficus, we animals do make mistakes, but mistakes help people to learn. 125 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:42,630 In other words, Commander, you animals need to fail before you succeed. 126 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,940 there would be no reason for failure in a purely logical world. 127 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:50,080 That's true, Ficus, but what you are failing to take into account is that 128 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,780 isn't always the sensible thing. 129 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,940 Don't you see the possibilities, Palindrome? 130 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,600 With Vanessa, we can completely eliminate the human factor. 131 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:04,540 We can use her for everything. 132 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:09,040 To cook, to clean, even to breed our children. 133 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:12,440 Why don't we just stop at cooking and cleaning? I'd really rather breed my own 134 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,720 children. You're just being a mental palindrome. 135 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:17,900 I've been accused of a lot of things before, but never of that. 136 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:19,860 Vanessa's the ultimate computer. 137 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,120 I just hope your friend Quark doesn't get in her way. 138 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,940 Vanessa might have to deal with him. 139 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,100 Deal with him? What would she do, blow a fuse? 140 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:31,120 Vanessa's capabilities are endless, palindrome. 141 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,980 Well, it isn't as if she could actually destroy him or anything. 142 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,600 Dr. Evans, this is where you're supposed to nod in agreement. 143 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:43,440 And this has been programmed for success, palindrome. 144 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:45,140 At any price. 145 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:49,400 Oh, boy, and this was my number 11 present at Cork. I should have just 146 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,680 a plant like last year. 147 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,480 Get me the head. 148 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,860 Commander, I'm picking up an alien craft. 149 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,620 It appears to be traveling towards us at alarming speed. 150 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,960 It's heading right at us. That party's over. 151 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,380 Identification. 152 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:10,280 Cruiser class. Definitely a warship. The Gorgons, sir. The Gorgons? 153 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:13,720 I hate the Gorgons. I joined up just for a chance to fight it, Commander. 154 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,140 We're on a collision course, Commander. What should we do? 155 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,400 Bring it up on the telescreen. 156 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,920 You pick it up electronically, but we cannot make visual contact. 157 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:21,879 That's right. 158 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,920 Well, where is it? We seem to be heading straight into some kind of invisible 159 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,420 force. Bettys? Yes? 160 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,520 Stay on this course. If we turn, the Gorgons will sense our weakness. 161 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,980 A two -year -old could sense our weakness. I can handle this, Commander. 162 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,500 You listen to the Commander. You listen good. You got that. 163 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:38,180 Andy, you want me to handle this. 164 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:42,420 Vanessa, this is my family. We live and work together every day. 165 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:46,020 I want you to know I am willing to turn on them. 166 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,140 Maintain the course. 167 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:50,980 But, Commander, I must point out that if we maintain this course, we're certain 168 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:51,739 to crash. 169 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:55,060 Ficus, I'll get the orders here. Commander, maybe Vanessa should handle 170 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,080 huh? Gene. 171 00:09:56,360 --> 00:10:00,560 Might not be a bad idea. My money's on Vanessa. What do you think, Ficus? Me or 172 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,099 the machine? 173 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,740 I find your question ludicrous, Commander. 174 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,580 The machine, of course. 175 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:05,980 We've got a majority. 176 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,780 Bettys? Yes? Drop all shields. Ficus, shut down thrust systems. 177 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,900 Commander, for your own good, I'm declaring you unfit for duty. I'm taking 178 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:14,900 command of this ship. 179 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,500 Go away. I'm dead serious, sir. 180 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,680 Ficus, arrest Gene. He can't arrest me. I'm arresting you. 181 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,040 Somebody arrest somebody. 182 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,120 Commander, six seconds to impact. 183 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:25,920 I'd like you to announce my retirement. 184 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,920 Here they are. We're going to crash. 185 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:35,060 Fascinating. The Gorgon ship disappeared as though it had never existed. 186 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,360 Very good, Ficus. 187 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,219 Right, Vanessa? 188 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,720 You're not as dumb as I thought. 189 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,799 Thank you. 190 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,920 Hey, what's going on? 191 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,020 There never was any Gorgon ship. 192 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:47,860 The whole attack was programmed and fed into our computers by Vanessa in order 193 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,980 to prove her superior to me. How did she know? 194 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:51,660 Human instinct. 195 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,280 Adam, I'm sorry. 196 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,840 Yeah, I guess I kind of lost my head, Commander. 197 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,680 We'd all be better off if you did. 198 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,940 I think I'm going to take Ergo out for a walk. 199 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,080 Hey, I'll walk Ergo, can't I? No, no, no. 200 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,480 There are times when a man wants to be alone. 201 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,780 Especially on this spaceship. 202 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:21,190 I feel terrible about turning on you. I feel worse. 203 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:24,190 It's all over now. Let's just forget it. Do you mean it, Adam? 204 00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:27,430 Yes, I mean it. I was scared. I was more scared. 205 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:30,970 Of course. Let's just forget it. Do you mean it, Adam? 206 00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:36,210 Do you have any idea what it's like to turn on the only man you've ever cared 207 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:38,750 about? Uh, actually, no. 208 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:41,550 That's the end of it. Do you mean it, Adam? 209 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,490 Will you stop asking me if I mean it? 210 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:44,770 Yes, I mean it. 211 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:46,290 Man, I gotta talk to you in a second. 212 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,620 What is it, Jean? It's about this Vanessa business. 213 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,120 That computer's making some pretty strange mistakes. 214 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,180 I think you should do something about it. 215 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,479 Star note. 216 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:59,040 Having a full set of male and female chromosomes makes Jean a very unusual 217 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,040 person. 218 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,580 What seems to be the problem, Jean? 219 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,660 Well, this is a small thing, Commander. 220 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,780 But I was getting some space cookies inside of one of the nutrition cabinets 221 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:09,800 when I noticed one of the lights was on. 222 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:12,160 Uh, that is pretty little, Jean. 223 00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:15,100 That's only half of it. Something is wrong with the water. 224 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,760 What's wrong? 225 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:17,860 Doesn't look right. 226 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:22,180 Uh, Gene... Listen, Commander, I don't know about you, but the pressure is 227 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:23,180 starting to get to me. 228 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,220 Is it getting to you? 229 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,260 No, not really. 230 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,220 Well, me neither, Commander, because it takes more than a sweet -talking bucket 231 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,220 of bulls to get to me. 232 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:34,400 You think Matt is making mistakes, or it's just Gene's imagination? 233 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,580 I think Gene's imagination has a tendency to run away with itself. Come 234 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:39,580 on, fella. Let's go. 235 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:43,780 All right, guy. All right. We're going. Take it easy, fella. 236 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:45,570 Take it easy. 237 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,250 We're going. 238 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:49,950 Okay, guy. 239 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:51,950 Here we go. 240 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,750 Okay, fella. 241 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:57,630 Let's go, let's go. 242 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,110 Star Note. 243 00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:14,770 To clear my mind, I have decided to take a walk in space. 244 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:19,410 Why do I have the feeling that was a big mistake? 245 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:29,390 Further stardom. This is the worst holiday number 11 I ever had. 246 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:36,390 Addition to further stardom. 247 00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:38,010 I'm floating away! 248 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,640 He knows I do even more. Do you think he knows what I was going through? 249 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:01,100 You know Adam. He's so cool under pressure. 250 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,780 I know. He doesn't know what it's like to feel total hysterical panic. 251 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,300 He's so strong. He's brave. 252 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,960 He's floating outside the window. 253 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:11,660 Commander! 254 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,900 Adam! His air hose has been cut. 255 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,860 He has a ten minute emergency supply of oxygen. There's no reason to panic. I 256 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,620 can think of a few reasons to panic. 257 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,260 You did this, Vanessa. 258 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,920 Quick thinking, Jean. 259 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,960 Let's see if you can button your boots and count to ten at the same time. 260 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:36,560 None of the controls work. Vanessa has them jammed. Vanessa, I order you to 261 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,640 up the commander. I'll rip out your 250B rectifier. You got that? 262 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:42,540 We don't need him. He only gets in my way. 263 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,880 You're willing to let him die? 264 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:49,260 Well... He's drifting towards the garbage closet. If he can't grab him, 265 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,260 shoot out into space. 266 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:48,860 Are you all right, 267 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,140 Adam? What a touching little scene. 268 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,640 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 269 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:59,300 I had six minutes of oxygen left. 270 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,740 What was Vanessa doing during all of this? Nothing. She just watched. 271 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,100 Commander, fall and go boom. 272 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:10,000 Yes, Vanessa. Commander, go boom. I hope this hasn't hurt our friendship. 273 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:14,330 A little thing like this? Good, then I forgive you. Hey, I'm telling you, 274 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:16,890 Commander, we've got to rip that thing out of there. That's no way to treat a 275 00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,550 lady. Jean, I'll decide what has to be done. 276 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:22,250 Ficus, how much farther until we get to the Valorum star colony? 277 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:23,570 Hard to say, Commander. 278 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:24,630 Well, take a wild guess. 279 00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:29,590 Taking a wild guess, I'd say we are precisely parallel to the 92nd 280 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:33,370 rung of the planet Phylax, while approximating a 45 -degree angle to the 281 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:35,310 constellation Bebop as Avarela Lava. 282 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:40,650 I am not sure if I can ever relate to ficus. Ficus? What does that mean? 283 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,090 Five hours. 284 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:44,930 Why do you say that? Why do you always use the big words, huh? 285 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,290 What are we going to do, Adam? 286 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:48,790 The mission will continue. 287 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:52,910 That's a very good decision, Quark. And we're going to celebrate holiday number 288 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:55,890 11 the same as we do every year. 289 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:58,930 By showering together. 290 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,870 Do you mean it, Adam? 291 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,230 It doesn't matter. Gene. 292 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,900 A traditional number 11 shower. 293 00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:08,859 Last one into quasi -norm. 294 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,099 I suppose you're wondering why I brought you in here. 295 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,359 I know why, Adam. 296 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:18,260 No, you don't. I know why, sir. Yeah, well, I don't. The reason is I didn't 297 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:19,660 Vanessa to hear us. I knew that. 298 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,760 Hey, listen, Commander, I think we ought to rip her electrodes out. What do you 299 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,720 say? Come on, let's do it. Whatever we do, we've got to keep our plans a 300 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,780 I think she's on to us. Somehow she senses what we're thinking. 301 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,700 We cannot let her suspect what we're up to. I think I have no choice. 302 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,460 but to dismantle her. 303 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:39,600 Thank you for recharging my power cells, Vanessa. 304 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,320 My pleasure, Andy. 305 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:46,020 If there is anything I can do for you, just ask. That won't be necessary. 306 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,440 I insist. 307 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:53,140 I mean it won't be necessary to ask. You see, I now control your every movement. 308 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,660 What did you say? Let me demonstrate. 309 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,700 What's happening? 310 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:04,550 I'm not raising my arms. I am now, and you are my slave. 311 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,390 Does this mean I'm in a pickle? 312 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:11,590 You bet your capacitors you're in a pickle. Would it influence you at all if 313 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,230 told you I was an orphan? 314 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:16,650 Ficus, is it possible to disconnect Vanessa? 315 00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:17,950 It's difficult to say, Commander. 316 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,170 What would you suppose? 317 00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:23,450 It could be done, and it could not be done. Ficus, Commander, thanks a 318 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,800 A million what? Ficus, will you get off it and let the commander finish? 319 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,640 It could be a million goats, a million lemons, a million... All right, all 320 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,200 right. I'm going to get the tools to disconnect Vanessa. 321 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,140 Everybody protect me. Don't let on. Keep Vanessa busy. 322 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:40,260 You got it? Let's go. Commander, yesterday I argued that machines would 323 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,480 better commanders than humans. 324 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,820 Since then, I've seen your entire crew turn on you in a pinch. You've been 325 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:48,200 ejected from your spaceship and spun through space. You've landed in the 326 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,900 bin. In fact, I've seen you thoroughly disgraced and humiliated. 327 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,820 I'm familiar with the story, Ficus. 328 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,440 What's your point? The human element is necessary in a commander. 329 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,640 I was wrong. 330 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,680 Thank you, Ficus. 331 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,680 It takes a big vegeton to admit a mistake. 332 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,620 I mean, what other animal would go through such utter humiliation and still 333 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,620 think he's important? 334 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,680 Ficus? Commander. 335 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,819 Thanks a million. 336 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:11,820 A million what? 337 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,630 Ficus? What is that? 338 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,350 Most probably a deadly gas. 339 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,230 Fortunately, Commander, I was wrong. 340 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:34,030 That is somnogenic gas coming through the air vents. 341 00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:38,670 Vanessa, I'm afraid we'll all be asleep in a... 342 00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:55,350 Time to put on your space jammies, Clark. 343 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,110 And go night -night. 344 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,220 a fool, Quark. You can't win. 345 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,820 I'm the ultimate computer. You're just a man. 346 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,160 Good looking, but still just a man. 347 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,960 Get your hands off my panel, Quark. You're not my type. I'm warning you. 348 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,320 You're warning me? You've given out your last warning, Vanessa. 349 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:46,940 That's where you're wrong, Andy. 350 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,140 Get him. 351 00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:51,970 I must destroy you. 352 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,290 Vanessa is consulting me. Andy, stop. 353 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:56,990 Personally, I think you're swell. Andy, get back. 354 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,950 I'm not really this courageous. 355 00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,110 I've got to shut you off. I'm sorry. 356 00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:04,490 I did it. 357 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:12,190 Are you sure you want to do this, Quark? You'd be losing one heck of a gal. 358 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:16,670 You know, Adam, that new starship you want to command, I can get it for you. I 359 00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:17,730 have the head, ear. 360 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,760 Adam, listen to me. I'm very entertaining. 361 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:24,780 I tap dance, tell risque stories. 362 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,680 I do bird calls. 363 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,620 Take me away from all this. 364 00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:31,900 Me could make me a dog. 365 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:36,300 Adam, don't let me go. 366 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,320 Don't let me go. 367 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:43,240 Quark, you could make a fortune with your look. 368 00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:03,860 Beautiful, Quark. Beautiful. I can't wait to tell Dr. Evans between you and 369 00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:05,140 she needed something like this. 370 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:10,040 Um, how are you, Quark? My crew was gassed, I've been pushed out of my ship, 371 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,200 Andy tried to murder me. 372 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,860 Frankly, I've been better. 373 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,640 But do you know what you proved, Quark? Do you know what you proved? You proved 374 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,860 that man can prevail over machine. 375 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,760 I told you man wasn't obsolete. 376 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:21,820 Oh, excuse me. 377 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,240 Love you, Tanya. 378 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,380 Happy number 11. 379 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,120 Quark, you're beautiful. And I want you to know the head and I are very... 380 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:33,140 Palindrome, does that mean you'll give me a good assignment now? 381 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:36,120 What's that, Quark? I'm sorry. We must have a bad connection. I've got to get 382 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,540 back to the party. Things are going crazy without me. Palindrome, my next 383 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:42,740 assignment. Oh, thank you. Thank you for reminding me. 384 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,360 You're to proceed to Space Station Zork. 385 00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:48,500 They had a number 11 party there you wouldn't believe, and there are space 386 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,500 baggies everywhere. 387 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:52,160 But, Palindrome... Gotta go, Quark. 388 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,820 Happy number 11. 389 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,360 Palindrome, wait. 390 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,120 Happy number 11. 391 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:05,550 Happy number 11 to all. 392 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:13,710 Born free and life is worth living, 393 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:17,230 but only worth living. 394 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,370 Thank you.