1 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:07,130 Starno, last week I was captured by Zorgon the Malevolent, the most vicious 2 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:10,610 Gorgon space pirate and half -brother to the High Gorgon himself. 3 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,070 What have you got to say for yourselves? 4 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:15,190 We give up. Throw these people in the prison chamber. 5 00:01:15,390 --> 00:01:16,870 You've got to stop those walls. 6 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:18,730 Will you tell me where it is? 7 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:20,068 What is it? 8 00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:23,570 Right now, Quark. Where is it? Stop it! Turn off your walls! 9 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:28,470 It is an asteroid rumbar. We arrive at asteroid rumbar in six hours. 10 00:01:28,930 --> 00:01:32,330 Zorgon wants me with him when we land. When he sees I've been bluffing, I'll be 11 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:33,330 killed. Ready, Commander. 12 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,930 Okay. Let her go. 13 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:37,970 Gene, Handy, get back to the ship. 14 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:41,010 Contact Palindrome. Tell him we've been captured by Zorgon and we need his help. 15 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:50,150 What you have to do is get Empress Libido to leave a gamma gun for me under 16 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:51,150 Zorgon's throne. 17 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:54,910 After a while, Libido will start repeating your name over and over. Her 18 00:01:54,910 --> 00:01:55,910 breathing will become irregular. 19 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:01,730 When all this happens, you ask her for the gamma gun. 20 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:04,030 When all this happens, shouldn't I call a doctor? 21 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:06,410 Libido, this is where we're going to have a problem. 22 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:08,789 You see, where I come from, we don't kiss. 23 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:10,030 We pollinate. 24 00:02:10,389 --> 00:02:11,390 Pollinate? 25 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,280 What are you doing? 26 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,960 We were pollinating, sir. Pollen? 27 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:23,660 A vegeton? 28 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,100 Professor Markov, we've all been looking forward to your speech on the care and 29 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,420 operation of it. 30 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,640 Ah, yes, of course, my speech. 31 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:35,260 Congratulations, 32 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,000 Quark. It's here. 33 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:38,860 It is? 34 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:45,520 All the galaxy will cower at my feet. The Gorgons will rule over all the 35 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:51,020 planets. We will destroy the head in Perma One and replace them with the rule 36 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,200 the High Gorgon. 37 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:56,980 And, Quark, it's all because of you. 38 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,420 Betty! Betty! 39 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,620 There, Quark. 40 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,700 It's really there. You were right. 41 00:03:08,260 --> 00:03:09,840 But that's impossible. 42 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:12,380 I don't even know what it is. 43 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,040 You did well, Quark. 44 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:15,780 Then stop those walls! 45 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:17,590 All right. 46 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,230 Prima One has obviously told you about the legend. 47 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:26,430 What legend? 48 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:31,190 Well, now it's my turn to thank you as only Zorgon the Malevolent knows how. 49 00:03:32,270 --> 00:03:35,470 Bartell, are there any Lizard Goths on this asteroid? 50 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:36,769 Yes, Your Highness. 51 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:39,230 Very well. Then take Quark and the Bettys out. 52 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:45,200 And feed them to a lizard goth. Oh, no, no. Come on. Wait a minute. 53 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,580 What about our agreement? I took you to it. You even told me I did well. 54 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,840 You did? I'm very grateful to you. That's why I'm being so lenient. 55 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,180 Lenient? You're feeding me to a lizard goth. I hate to see your idea of strict. 56 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,180 Freeze. All right, turn off the laser. 57 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:02,980 Throw the gun in the corner. 58 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:05,420 Unlock him. 59 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,170 Oh, I've never done anything like this before. 60 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:14,910 Only you could drive me to such desperate ends. 61 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:17,910 Tell me it was worth it, Pandorata. Tell me you love me. 62 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:20,230 Levito, and I think you'll find this interesting. 63 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:25,070 As a vegeton, not only am I incapable of love, I'm not even grateful for you 64 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:26,070 rescuing me. 65 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:28,470 Promise me you'll never change, Pandorata. 66 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:30,190 It is not in my nature to change. 67 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:32,110 Except, of course, with the seasons. 68 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:33,570 Against all. 69 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,190 Marry me, Pandorata. 70 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:38,850 You and I will be one. Levito, your mathematical ability is negligible. 71 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,640 You and I would be two, not one. 72 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,360 Marry me, Ponderata. That is impossible. 73 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:43,880 Okay, we'll live together first. 74 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,480 Libido, I must rescue my commander. I will need your gun. 75 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:47,740 Oh, no, uh -oh. 76 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,160 Can't have it. 77 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:52,460 Libido, it is my opinion you will not use that gun. 78 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,500 Libido, I have revised my opinion. 79 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,080 Marry me, and I'll give you the gun. If that is what I must do to rescue my 80 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,720 commander, I will make such a sacrifice. 81 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:10,650 And we will live happily ever after? You will live happily ever after. I will 82 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:11,449 just live. 83 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:17,570 Once you have it, what you got to do with it is you got to heat it. 84 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:20,610 If they buy that, sell them land? 85 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:26,030 I'm sorry, Professor. I fail to see what effect that could possibly have. 86 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,310 What effect? 87 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:28,770 What effect? 88 00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:31,150 The man is talking to me about effect. 89 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:33,330 I'll tell you what effect it would have. 90 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,070 Once you heat it, 91 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:49,180 Would anyone like to buy some land? 92 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:54,880 Well, my nurse and I are feeling a little parched, so we're going to start 93 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,880 again in about an hour. 94 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:06,140 Thank you. Thank you so much. I couldn't have done it without you. Thank you. 95 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:08,260 Come in. 96 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:14,640 Don't look back. Keep moving. You were a bomb. 97 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,790 Who else saves you from being eaten by Lizagoth but the Baron of the Forest 98 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,450 People? I sense danger. 99 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:11,130 Come, we'll talk more at my camp. These woods are not safe. 100 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:13,910 Not to mention the wildlife. 101 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:17,630 I'm tired. I want to rest. 102 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,510 You're tired? You're a machine. 103 00:07:20,030 --> 00:07:21,390 I'm a tired machine. 104 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:23,010 I don't believe this. 105 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:24,290 Me leave. 106 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,020 Gorgons are people just like you and me. 107 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,540 Gorgons are people? Andy, that's sick. Now let's jump them. 108 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,320 I don't want to jump. 109 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,160 I'm the commander now. I order you to jump. Now let's jump them. 110 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:41,820 I will not jump. 111 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,140 They're almost here. Let's jump. Now. 112 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,240 Andy, why did you do that? 113 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,160 Being chained to you threatens my life expectancy. 114 00:07:53,980 --> 00:07:55,280 Andy, what's wrong with you? 115 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:57,120 Have you got a few moments? 116 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:58,900 I don't know where to begin. 117 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,500 Sir, the transmute and the robot have escaped from the ship, but security 118 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,360 expects to have them back in custody shortly. 119 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:05,580 Pretty good. 120 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,140 When they get them back, have the security people eliminated. 121 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,560 Yes, sir. 122 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,740 Oh, and according to our calculations, the legend should come true tonight. 123 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,740 Wonderful. You're looking at a fulfilled emperor, Bartell. 124 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:19,260 Libido! 125 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,260 What is the meaning of this? Don't push it, Dad. 126 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,640 Would you defy your father? 127 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:26,830 I've never met a planet. like him. 128 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:28,050 I see. 129 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:30,110 Do you love her? 130 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:33,429 No, sir, I do not. What? Oh, that's just his way. 131 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:37,309 Pandarat is free of emotions, guilt, and things just don't bother him. 132 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:40,409 He's the most nowhere man I've ever met. 133 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:43,830 Does it bother you to learn that Quark has been eaten by a Lizagoth? 134 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:47,850 Although I respect him deeply, I do not feel what you animals might call anguish 135 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:48,850 or despair. 136 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:51,690 Does it bother you that the berries have been eaten by a Lizagoth? 137 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:52,919 Not at all. 138 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:56,440 You seem to have a pretty good head on your shoulders, huh, Bartell? Yes, sir. 139 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,140 It's nice to see there's still some sense of decency left in the world. 140 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,360 Daddy! Does that mean that I can have him? I never could deny you anything, 141 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:09,120 Libido. And you will still marry me? I gave my word and I will keep it. 142 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,320 I will give Libido exactly the care she deserves. 143 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,720 Call him Dad. 144 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,420 Dad. Don't call me Dad. 145 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,800 Baron, Zorgon spoke about a legend. 146 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,300 What do you know about it? 147 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:38,980 Nothing, except that whatever it is, it's very popular around here. You are 148 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:43,200 enemy of Zorgon's. The man was feeding me to a Lizagoth. I'd hardly call that a 149 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,180 friendly act. My ancestors are not from the asteroid Romba. 150 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,840 For centuries, they lived an idyllic life on the planet Pupu. 151 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:53,300 Whenever they were threatened or oppressed, it would always protect them. 152 00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:57,830 they would proceed to wherever the equinox fast approaches the 153 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:02,630 Lupe and lines up with the lights of Duru within the orbit of our beloved 154 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,310 That's really some legend, Baron. 155 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,710 Then Zolgon was born. 156 00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:08,229 There's more? 157 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:12,390 Just as we were about to discover our miraculous ancestral legend that would 158 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:18,770 make us impervious to our enemies, as luck would have it, Zolgon has showed 159 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:19,810 Baron. 160 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:24,050 It wasn't luck that brought Zorgon here. I'm afraid it was me. He thought I was 161 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,630 an undercover agent for Perma One. 162 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,330 You? But why? 163 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:31,190 It was an accident. I just got in the middle of this. I don't know why. I'm a 164 00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:32,810 stranger. The stranger. 165 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:42,090 And a miracle will lead the stranger to it. And with it, the stranger will 166 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:46,350 defeat our oppressors. And Quark, you are that stranger. 167 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,990 This has been a very unusual day. 168 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:57,090 According to our galactic computer, the miracle should begin soon. 169 00:10:57,650 --> 00:11:00,610 Send an expedition and have them bring it to me. 170 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,430 Soon it will be mine. 171 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:12,050 It will all be mine. 172 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:13,970 Commander! Gene! 173 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:19,150 Right, my furry little forest friend. I'll never forget you. Gene? 174 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:20,509 This is the Baron. 175 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:24,610 Baron, you and your people are making these woods a lot safer place for all of 176 00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:27,310 us. Thank you, Gene. Gene, did you get word through to Perma One? 177 00:11:27,570 --> 00:11:30,990 Nah, the halls were filled with Gorgies. Me and Andy were lucky enough to make 178 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:31,990 it off the ship. 179 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:33,670 Do you hate Gorgons? 180 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,590 Where's Andy? 181 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:39,090 He's hiding back by Zorgon's ship, pretending he's a nurse. 182 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,710 Hey, what do you think of this new gamut? It's kind of neat, huh? 183 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:43,510 What is that? 184 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:44,750 The miracle. 185 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:46,170 Oh! 186 00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:52,750 Those beams of light will lead us to it. 187 00:11:58,650 --> 00:11:59,650 Hurry. 188 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,290 We must beat the Gorgons. 189 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,790 What's the plan, Adam? 190 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:03,969 I got a plan. 191 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:06,230 What is it, Gene? No Gorgies gonna beat me to it. 192 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,530 Gene! Gene! 193 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,990 I thought we were gonna discuss the plan. 194 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,050 You just don't go do a plan. 195 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,190 You talk about it first. 196 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,470 Star note. 197 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,310 Maybe I am the stranger. 198 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,500 The miracle led us through the night. As the dawn breaks, we are very near our 199 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:31,280 destination. I have never wanted anything as much as it. This must be 200 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,920 it. Open it, Adam. 201 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,480 Open it. 202 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:44,500 So, it is a stone. 203 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,440 nice with your outfit, Commander. 204 00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:01,060 According to the legend, you are invincible, and the invincible stranger 205 00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:04,840 defeat the oppressors of the forest people, namely Zorgon. 206 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:29,900 Dad, I need some advice. 207 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,380 Ah, Quark again, huh? 208 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,060 Yeah, he's, uh, disappeared. 209 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,560 Disappeared? Dad, the head has suspended me. What can I do? 210 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,340 You must go back, look the head right in the eye, and do what palindromes have 211 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:43,640 done for hundreds of years. 212 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,500 Beg. 213 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,720 Beg? 214 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:01,380 Betty, some power greater than us has brought me to Asteroid Rumbar. 215 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,480 Certainly, you cannot deny the miracle. 216 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:04,940 I am the stranger. 217 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,180 I am invincible. 218 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,040 Door opens. 219 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,580 What is it, Bartell? 220 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:18,260 Quark is alive, and he has it. 221 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,900 No. I must have it. 222 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,900 Sir, I've analyzed the stone over my M2V scanner. It's completely worthless. 223 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:27,220 Maybe it is not good with doors. 224 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,940 Door open. After all these years, after all my efforts? 225 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,920 Well, of course I didn't want the stone for its powers. 226 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,860 Of course not, sir. I wanted it for its beauty. 227 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,100 To put in my collection. 228 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,760 For my sensitive side. 229 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,840 But so all is not totally wasted. Let Quark in. 230 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,500 We'll destroy him and gain that beautiful stone. 231 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,140 It's the artist in me. 232 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,380 Star note. 233 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,880 My life is riding on a rock from the planet Poo -Poo. 234 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,300 Gene, give me the gun. But you're invincible. 235 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,280 Invincible? I can't even get the door open. 236 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,840 Door, I order you to open. 237 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,940 Jumping space bats! 238 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,240 Oh, I see. You just have to be firm with it. 239 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,920 Can I wear that stone? 240 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,119 No, Gene. 241 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,600 You can have the gun. 242 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,120 Don't make a move. 243 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:30,020 He's going to take his hand away from your mouth, and you're going to tell me 244 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:33,200 very quietly where I can find the vegeton who goes by the name of Ficus 245 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,420 Panderata. Do you understand? 246 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,300 All right, talk. 247 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:40,580 He's with the Empress Libido in her private chambers. 248 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:42,700 Thanks, Gordy. 249 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:49,180 I wasn't through questioning him. We don't know where Libido's chambers are. 250 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,540 Oh. 251 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,360 Well, he'll come around in about an hour. 252 00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,090 Do you hate the Gorgon? Gene. 253 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,270 You're a good man, Gorgon. You're a good man. 254 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,129 Star note. 255 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,950 Gene is not the kind of person you'd want to be with on a planet with a lot 256 00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:07,950 moons. 257 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:09,970 Door open. 258 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:14,390 You're going back to your maker, Quark. Door closed. 259 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:18,550 Ah, so the legend is true. You didn't know? 260 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,070 There were some gray areas. 261 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,950 So the stone has no powers, eh? 262 00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,950 Sir, I swear it's completely worthless. 263 00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:32,110 The disintegration ray must have reflected off the stone. A quark would 264 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:33,430 Come on, we've got to get Thorgon. 265 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,730 First we have to make sure Ficus is all right. 266 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,070 Don't worry, my furry little forest friend. 267 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:42,650 We'll take care of Thorgon. 268 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,710 Furry little forest friend. 269 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:48,710 Poor quark here. 270 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,970 The cycloid will take care of him. 271 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:54,830 And you enjoy the cycloid so much more than the disintegration ray. 272 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:59,610 The stone has no power. For your sake, I hope so. 273 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,370 I'm not always such a loose guy, Bartell. 274 00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:09,329 Baron, this might be dangerous. If you want to return to your people, I'll 275 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,490 understand. Good idea. Thank you, Quirk. 276 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,710 Where are the Empress Levito's chambers? 277 00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,030 I will never tell. 278 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,790 Gene, tell this man why you were thrown out of the Youth Academy. 279 00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:27,740 Because every time I had to draw pictures, I drew Gorgons, and their 280 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,580 didn't have any heads, and I did them in purple. 281 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,980 Princess Libido is through that door. 282 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,700 Now, Jean. 283 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,120 Bettys, get back to the ship and see if you can get it free. 284 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,259 Yes, sir. 285 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,960 Jean, find Andy and get back to the ship. 286 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,320 Commander, that isn't fair. 287 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,240 Whenever someone has to face danger and death, you always get to do it yourself. 288 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,780 I'm invincible, Jean. 289 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:52,470 You'd only be in the way. Now get back to the ship. If I'm not back in an hour, 290 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:53,990 take off without me. That's an order. 291 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,450 What are you doing here? 292 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,910 I thought I'd use my own judgment, Commander. 293 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,490 Gene, listen to me carefully. 294 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:07,450 Never, ever use your own judgment around me. 295 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:08,750 Is that clear? 296 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,250 See you, Skipper. 297 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:44,170 It would appear that you have not, in fact, been eaten by a Lizagoth. The 298 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:47,470 saved me. The Baron? Don't ask. I've been through a lot. Not to mention this 299 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:48,650 stone, which makes me invincible. 300 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:49,909 Let's go. 301 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:52,570 Commander, as much as I would like to go with you, I'm afraid I cannot. 302 00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:53,770 Cannot? 303 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,670 Panderata and I are going to be married. 304 00:18:57,330 --> 00:19:01,290 Ficus, is this another one of your strange little vegetable jokes? 305 00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:02,449 No, sir. 306 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,250 You see, I sacrificed myself in order to achieve your escape. 307 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,850 To a Vegeton, honor is everything. I must stay. 308 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:16,850 Well, I don't like it, but I must respect your integrity as a Vegeton. I 309 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:17,809 this is goodbye. 310 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:18,810 Bye. 311 00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:26,210 After all these years, what can I say? You can say anything you want to say, 312 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,229 Commander. 313 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:33,210 Ficus, I know. I mean, what do I want to say? You're asking me what you want to 314 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:35,830 say? Oh, Ficus. Is this a warm moment, Commander? 315 00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:37,390 Yes, Ficus. 316 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:38,710 Yes. Good. 317 00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,290 You like them. 318 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:42,910 Goodbye. 319 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:50,390 Commander, about that stone making you invincible, I don't believe it. I've 320 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,390 it work, Ficus. 321 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:01,670 Ficus. 322 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:07,210 Dorgan, I'm arresting you in the name of the United Galaxy. 323 00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:09,670 We'll see about that, Quark. 324 00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:14,850 Why don't you save us all a lot of trouble and hand yourself in? 325 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,050 I know you're listening. 326 00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,310 You can't win, Zorgon. 327 00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:28,910 Not only do I know what it is, but I know where it is and how to use it. 328 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,270 Okay. 329 00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:36,810 If I have to, I'll rip down every wall on this ship. 330 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:38,610 Face the cyclot. 331 00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:43,389 Oh, hi. 332 00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:44,390 How are you? 333 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:49,730 Look, I don't want to harm you. 334 00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,870 I know you're probably the victim of a weak economy. 335 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:57,870 I don't know what kind of a home you come from, but go back to it. 336 00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,310 Be with your children. 337 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,750 Build your field. 338 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,479 That hurt. 339 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,480 What can that be? 340 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:10,260 I'm invincible. 341 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,420 Stone. 342 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:23,480 Hey, don't you know about the legend? 343 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,660 The loopy constellation. You know that one, don't you? The stone. Remember the 344 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,579 stone? 345 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,000 Remember a long time ago? 346 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,160 You know, there was a stone that put a little box. 347 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,439 Remember that? 348 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,120 Everybody knows about the barrens. 349 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:40,950 Vegeton will be trouble. 350 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:41,970 Give me your laser. 351 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,670 Why is this happening? 352 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:47,910 Because, sir, it, the stone, has no power at all. 353 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:51,910 But I opened, I opened the door. 354 00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:57,070 A disintegrating ray bounced off me and a gorgon disappeared. 355 00:21:57,370 --> 00:22:00,630 The door could have been open. The laser blast could have been reflected by the 356 00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:01,990 stone. I wasn't invincible? 357 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:06,270 No, sir. This particular stone is so dense it would reflect a disintegration 358 00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:09,830 ray. Then what was I doing telling this thing to till its fields? I could have 359 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:10,529 been killed. 360 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,510 That's correct, sir, but you weren't. 361 00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:15,690 What got you through was your belief in the worthless stone. 362 00:22:15,990 --> 00:22:19,990 You mean the power of it is within every one of us? You've meddled for the last 363 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,530 time, Pliss. No, Daniel! 364 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:23,750 Libido. 365 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,610 What have I done? 366 00:22:26,130 --> 00:22:27,770 It would appear that you've frozen her. 367 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,310 I think he knew that, Ficus. 368 00:22:30,530 --> 00:22:34,150 Are you all right? The laser didn't hit me, sir. No, I mean about Libido. 369 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:38,320 It seemed in your own way you were quite fond of her. Sir, being a realist, I am 370 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,840 quite confident that this won't affect our relationship at all. 371 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,260 No, probably won't. 372 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,260 Let's go, Zorgon. You're going to prison for a long time. 373 00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,680 Oh, what have I done to my poor Libido? 374 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:53,760 You know, medicine today is doing remarkable work with the frozen. 375 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,120 We'll take Libido back to Perma One with us, and in five or six years, she'll be 376 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,440 back to normal. As good as new, Dad. 377 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,180 I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd drop in. 378 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,900 Oh, please, sir, I beg of you. I don't want to be suspended. 379 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,980 My stomach is always woozy. 380 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:28,580 People look at me with strange glints in their eye. 381 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,240 A quasi -norm called me a loser. 382 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,420 Palindrome, this is Quark. 383 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,680 Sir, it's Quark. 384 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,279 He's back. 385 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,180 I found him. Should I handle this in my usual efficient manner, sir? Yes, 386 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,900 palindrome. Your suspension is over. 387 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:47,740 I shall expect to see a marked improvement in your work. 388 00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:53,430 the galaxy ad infinitum. No, you will, sir. You will. This is long distance. 389 00:23:53,870 --> 00:23:55,650 Quark, where have you been? 390 00:23:55,910 --> 00:23:59,210 I've captured Zorgon the Malevolent. Well, you could have called first. 391 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,450 The Velcro has to be cleaned up. The head is very upset. 392 00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:04,170 You almost cost me my job. 393 00:24:04,470 --> 00:24:05,470 Don't you want to hear the story? 394 00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:09,070 Yes, I'm sure it's great. I'll listen to it as soon as you've cleaned up the 395 00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:13,590 Velcro. Oh, Quark, excuse me. I've got to put in a call to my father. You know 396 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:14,590 how he likes you. 397 00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:18,860 Quark, please, have a little dignity. 398 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,300 Don't beg. 399 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,400 Do you want to hear the story? 400 00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:29,040 Actually, it's quite interesting. 401 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,340 You see, Dink, it isn't every day I become a legend. 402 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:39,780 I was on this seemingly routine garbage run. You know, just picking up trash. 403 00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:43,100 Had the little claws out. Some of the space baggage, you know.