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Love, Mark.

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Oh, Palindrome.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing much. The head's a little
disturbed. I sent a commander off in the

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direction. That doesn't sound so
terrible.

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He's been heading in that direction for
seven years.

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Oh, that's not good.

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No. And I ordered a million wrong
helmets.

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I forgot Romulans have noses on the back
of their heads.

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Mark, the head wants to give you an
assignment.

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Is it adventure, Palindrome?

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You're gonna love it.

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Commander Quark, the starship Velcro has
just traveled for 27 years in

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order to become our ally.

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Their leaders must understand that the
United Galaxy strives to preserve peace

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and goodwill. I'm going to be a goodwill
ambassador. And so, Quark, after 27

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years, their garbage hatch is filled to
the brim. Pick it up.

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The galaxy ad infinitum.

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It's garbage again.

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Star note.

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Garbage. The final frontier.

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But no matter what our task, I know my
able and loyal crew will approach the

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assignment with their usual efficiency
and determination.

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I hate this mission.

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Gene! It's a piece of space fluff.

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I'm telling you, Commander, I gotta
break me some heads, get me some

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crush some slime people.

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Well, we all have to keep busy, Gene.

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alien ship Starbird.

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We're nowhere near the Velcro yet.

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Make contact. Have them identify
themselves.

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Commander, they've jammed our signals
and are speeding away from us. Sounds

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they've got something to hide.

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Well, let's go get them, Commander. I'll
decide that, Gene. Ficus, which

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regulation do you think applies in this
situation?

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A United Galaxy commander may elect to
board and search any vessel not

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responding to an inquiry.

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Bettys, let's go get them. We'll catch
them, Commander.

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Way to go, little space buddy.

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Little space buddy?

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We're catching them. We'll teach those
guys a lesson they'll never forget.

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Right, Commander?

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Sure, Gene. Ficus, have you got a
reading on that ship yet? It appears

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approximately 20 times bigger than we
are, have six photon death rays, and a

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deflector shield which our weapons
cannot penetrate.

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Our weapons cannot penetrate? Sir, we
couldn't interrupt a small dinner party

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that ship.

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Bettys, turn the ship around.

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Commander, I thought you said we were
going to teach them a lesson. I think

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they've learned their lesson, Gene.

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Bettys, turn it around.

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Commander, we have a problem. They're
turning around, too.

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They're turning around?

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You mean they're chasing us?

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Ficus, who are they?

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Well, Commander, there are three
possibilities.

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Either they are the dreaded Gorgons, in
which case we'll probably all be killed,

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or they're the allies of the dreaded
Gorgons. Ficus, I don't have time for

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lists. In which case we'll probably also
be killed. Ficus, what you're saying is

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that all possibilities end in our death.

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Bettys. Contact Perma One.

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We can't. They've jammed our controls.

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Commander, we've been captured and
they've got us in their tractor beam and

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they're taking us aboard their ship.

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We're prisoners. That was my next
possibility, Commander.

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Darnoad, I have been captured by Zorgon
the Malevolent, the most vicious Gorgon

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space pirate and half -brother to the
High Gorgon himself.

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Garbage is beginning to look good.

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Gorgons. Commander, can we talk? Not
now, Gene. All right.

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What have you got to say for yourselves?

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We give up. Who is the commander who
dared chase Zorgon the Malevolent? He

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Gene, I'll handle this.

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I'm a commander first class in the
United Galaxy Starfleet. I didn't know

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a new shipment of prisoners.

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Beauty is to the soul, as rain is to the
trees.

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And rain is to the trees as beauty is to
the soul.

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Yeah. I am a commander first class in
the United Galaxy Starfleet. I signaled

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your ship to identify yourself. You did
not.

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I am willing to grovel.

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What is it that they should call you?

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I'm Ficus Panderata.

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I am a vegeton.

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You certainly are.

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As I was saying, it was my duty to check
on you myself.

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I demand the release of my crew and my
ship under Article 5, Section 7 of the

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United Agreed Statutes. You dare demand
of me? Throw these people in the prison

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chamber. Prison?

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Never. I'd rather die.

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Gene, you'd rather die. Yeah, we all
would.

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Gene, don't help.

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No Gorgon's gonna throw me in prison.
Anyone who tries, I'll rip his kneecaps

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off.

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I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

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Violence is not the answer to man's
problems.

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That man confuses me. Kill him. No,
wait, please. You don't understand.

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She's a transmute. I promise if you
spare his life, she won't bother you

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anymore.

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Emperors are gone.

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Emperors are gone. Emperors are gone.
Can I be on your side? Daddy, spare the

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transmute. I don't want to upset the
vegeton.

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Oh, very well. I never can refuse my
daughter.

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For now, libido.

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Clark, you'll remain here.

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Take the others to the prison chambers.

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Thank you. I think you'll find I relate
well in group situations.

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Yes, yes, I'll sign it, Max. Believe me,
I'll sign it. Okay.

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What?

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No, Dink, don't be silly. Everybody
can't be six feet tall.

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Going bald?

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Oh, believe me, you're not even
thinning.

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Look, Dink, if it's about your emotional
trauma, I don't want to hear about it.

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The head almost fired me just now.

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What?

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Quark has disappeared.

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We can't disappear. We've got the finest
technology in the galaxy.

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Now, listen.

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If the head finds out about this, we
could be back in the mines faster than

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greased quasi -north.

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What do you mean you don't know?

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Will you just go find Quark, please?

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Will you just go find him? Come on, move
out there.

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Move along.

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Fork, where are you?

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Star note.

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Wow.

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We spend many evenings this way.

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My daughter means more to me than
anything else in the universe.

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Except, of course, the universe itself.

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Is this a surprise to you? No, no.

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She had to get that rhythm from someone.

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Look, Sorgon, I don't see any reason for
my crew and me to be delayed any

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further. Quark!

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like Hugh Quark.

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People like to gossip.

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They don't know the real Emperor Zorgon.

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Ask me what my dream is. Ask me.

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What's your dream?

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To be absolute dictator of the entire
universe.

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What? Did you say I was mad? No. Yeah.
No.

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You're very goal -oriented.

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You know what the others say?

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They say that I dwell too much on
torture and murder. They say that I kill

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the joy of it. They say I wipe out whole
civilizations at the touch of a button.

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Are they right?

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Oh, yes.

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Darn it.

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Whoever they are, they know what they're
talking about.

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We gotta get out of this pit. I'm
telling you, I can't take it anymore.

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I just...

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It would appear the walls are closing in
upon us. Hey, I don't want to be

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crushed. Being crushed is bad for my
future.

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Ficus, we've got to do something. I'm
telling you, when we... You don't care,

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you? You never really care, do you?

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Interesting you should ask that, Gene.

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You see, as a vegeton, I remain cool and
crisp even while being crushed by

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walls. Yeah, well, you ain't going to
remain cool and crisp if they turn you

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into a salad. Come on, Eddie. My life is
flashing before me.

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I'd love to see a beautiful meteor
shower.

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The moons rising over Nova.

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The lovely rainbow hues of the rings
around Felix.

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Zorgon, I demand the immediate release
of my ship.

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I like you, Quark.

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You remind me a lot of me when I was
your age.

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Now, you tell me where it is, and I'll
let you go.

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Where what is? I can play games too,
Quark.

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Where is it? It?

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Perhaps this will refresh your memory.

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What are you doing?

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Where is it? Where is what?

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It. It?

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It. What is it?

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I once sent you to fetch it, didn't I?

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You're an undercover agent.

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I'm on a garbage run.

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You lie. You're an agent. Where is it?

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You've got to stop those walls.

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For the last time, Quark, where is it?

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I swear, I don't have any idea what it
is.

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Stop it. Turn off your walls.

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Will you tell me where it is? I'll tell.
Very well, then.

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Where is it? It.

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It is on Asteroid Rumbar.

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Asteroid Rumbar.

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Are you sure?

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Believe me, it's there. Because if it
isn't quark, you shall die.

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Six hours.

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Zorgon wants me with him when we land.
When he sees I've been bluffing, I'll be

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killed. We'll all be killed.

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Oh, but... Don't swear, Andy. Sir, I
just had a thought.

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If we were to rechannel the Sumner
valves with the Octio Sumner set...

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Ficus, spit it out.

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Spitting it out, sir, Andy could blow
open that door.

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Sure. Andy's got enough power in his
control box here.

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And if Ficus is right, we could blast
that door into billions of face bags.

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Of course, if he's wrong... Gene, please
finish that statement.

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I don't recall a vote being taken on
this.

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Gene, finish your statement.

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I'm surrounded by assassins. Are you
ready, Gene?

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Ready, Commander. I'm not ready. I'm
filled with doubt and fear.

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Okay. Let her go.

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Gene, as a personal favor, I would like
a blindfold.

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That should do it. Does this mean I'm
not dead?

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Betty, check the hall.

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Guard, Commander!

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We'll have to fight Jean.

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Actually, I'm not into this macho role
-playing, Commander. Don't do this to me

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now. I need your mail side.

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Many times what we think we need is not
really what is best.

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You know, that's true, Commander. Many
times our subconscious has a vikish.

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Gene, Andy, get back to the ship.

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Contact Palindrome. Tell him we've been
captured by Zorgon and we need his help.

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Communication, help.

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Those are the sides of the military I
feel most in tune with.

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Go, go, run, run.

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Andy, let's go.

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And last, a plan I like, running.

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Sorry.

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Take him back to the prison chamber.

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Gene and Andy should have gotten through
by now, don't you think?

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Sir, Gene and Andy together would be
lucky to be able to tie a bow.

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I highly recommend you get in a new
plan.

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I've got an idea, Adam. What is it,
Betty? The Empress Libido is in love

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Ficus. Maybe she'd help him.

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That's a very good thought, Betty.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome, Betty.

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What makes you think the Empress is in
love with me? We can tell.

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Are you saying that the Empress Libido
is manifesting that condition that you

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animals refer to as romantic affection,
that initial visual perception?

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Yes, Ficus.

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Love at first sight. It's worth a shot.

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Guard!

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Tell Empress Libido that Mr. Panderata
would like an audience with her.

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Ficus, when Zorgon calls me to his
bridge to witness the landing on

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Rhumbar, I could capture him and use him
as a hostage to make our escape.

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What you have to do is get Empress
Libido to leave a gamma gun for me under

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Zorgon's throne.

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Why would the Empress help you capture
her own father?

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She will if you ask her at the right
moment.

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Will she tell me when that moment has
arrived?

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Not in so many words.

242
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In how many words exactly?

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Ficus.

244
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We'll show you.

245
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I, uh... I think one of you will be
enough for this demonstration.

246
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Try it with Betty.

247
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:05,520
Now, after a while, libido will start
repeating your name over and over again.

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Adam Ficus.

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Adam Ficus. Adam Ficus. Adam Ficus.
Then... Okay.

250
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Then her breathing will become
irregular.

251
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When all this happens, you ask her for
the gun.

252
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When all this happens, shouldn't I call
the doctor?

253
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:33,430
No, Finkus.

254
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,070
It's all very normal.

255
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It's how we humans love.

256
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,990
And Finkus, bring her flowers for her
gown.

257
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,230
Bring her flowers?

258
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,890
That would be a sin.

259
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:43,989
A sin?

260
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,690
But flowers are so romantic.

261
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To you, they are romantic.

262
00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,730
To a vegeton, a flower is a blood
brother.

263
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Why, my pinning a flower to a woman's
gown would be like you strapping a lamb

264
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chop to your dress.

265
00:15:56,540 --> 00:16:00,020
Starnut, ficus has a strange way of
putting things.

266
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,100
Why did I have to be chained to you?

267
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,780
Believe me, this is not my idea of
making whoopee.

268
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,400
Someone's coming. Come on, in here.

269
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,160
The Empress Levita requests the presence
of Mr. Ponderata.

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Ficus, I don't want the Bettys to hear
this, but when you're with Libido, keep

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repeating, yes, of course, I'll respect
you in the morning. Yes, of course. Yes,

272
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of course, I'll respect you in the
morning.

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Ficus, remember.

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Our lives are in your hands.

275
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Yeah, of course. I'll respect you every
morning.

276
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,420
Commander, grammatically speaking,
shouldn't the verb respect in a star

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Hopefully, there is life after death
before the object of your purpose.

278
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,119
Dean, saying to you is not my way of
planning for a bright future.

279
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,540
Ah, Professor Markoff, you're late.

280
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:16,829
I've been looking for you.

281
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:20,869
Shall we go to the lecture room? We've
all been looking forward to your speech

282
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on the care and operation of it.

283
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:24,289
Ah, yes.

284
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My speech, of course.

285
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,910
Speech. This should be a very
interesting speech.

286
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:35,030
Nerd. Right this way.

287
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:37,730
Like it.

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00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,870
Do you love me?

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00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:42,050
No, but I will respect you in the
morning.

290
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,460
You're the most nowhere man I've ever
met.

291
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,400
You just don't have anything.

292
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,020
Thank you.

293
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:56,440
Libido, you must help us. The commander
must have a gamma gun left under your

294
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father's throne.

295
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:09,560
Now, before we reach Asteroid Lumbar...
Ficus, I just kissed you.

296
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,440
Didn't you feel anything?

297
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:16,520
Yes. I felt the application of your
epidermis upon my own, then a slight

298
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,480
pressure accompanied by a rise in
temperature.

299
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,380
Kandarata, you're supposed to feel
something special.

300
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,460
Oh.

301
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,780
Libido, this is where we're going to
have a problem.

302
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,340
You see, where I come from, we don't
kiss. We pollinate.

303
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:32,900
Pollinate?

304
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,200
Can I do that? Watch what I do and
repeat after me.

305
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,320
Watch carefully and listen.

306
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,520
Can you do that?

307
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:54,860
Move over.

308
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,110
I think so.

309
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:15,970
Is this what you vegetones find
pleasurable?

310
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,390
It would appear so.

311
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,150
What do we do now?

312
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:23,870
We wait for the bee.

313
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,450
The bee -o!

314
00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:37,970
What's going on here? What are you
doing? We were pollinating, sir.

315
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,770
Seize him! And you, get up off that
floor.

316
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,250
I'm just glad your mother isn't alive to
see this.

317
00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:48,610
Place him on the rack.

318
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:49,709
Oh, no!

319
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,470
Oh, I love him.

320
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:56,650
But he's a vegeton. But, Daddy, this is
year 2226.

321
00:19:57,010 --> 00:20:00,010
I don't care what year it is. Take him
away.

322
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:19,800
Even if Gene and Andy don't get through,
there's always libido and ficus.

323
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:22,060
I'm sure the gun will be underneath the
throne.

324
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:27,220
Besides, Palindrome probably has a
squadron of starships combing the galaxy

325
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:31,580
us right now. I have just talked to the
commander of the goodwill ship, Belcro.

326
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,500
He says he is no longer filled with
goodwill.

327
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,580
He is filled with garbage.

328
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:42,620
Garbage? Oh, sir, I've always enjoyed
your sense of humor. Such wit, such

329
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,320
brilliance. Where is Quark?

330
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:48,600
Oh, well, sir... We've been trying to
get to you. It seems Quark has, uh,

331
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,060
disappeared.

332
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:57,560
Disappeared? Palindrome, you are
suspended until you find Quark. Am I

333
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,920
with or without privileges?

334
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,980
In other words, can I get to keep my
life support unit, my long -distance

335
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,820
telescreens, et cetera, or am I cut off
altogether?

336
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:09,240
Oh, well, well, we'll talk about it
later.

337
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,460
Oh, I wish I was dead.

338
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:18,460
Two minutes to landing, Your Highness.

339
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,560
Two minutes to landing!

340
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,980
Did you hear that, Quark?

341
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:26,180
Yes. I believe in you, Quark.

342
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:31,380
If you say that it is there, I have
every faith in your judgment.

343
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,960
Of course, if it's not there, I'll have
to kill you.

344
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,460
You understand my position, don't you?
Of course.

345
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:45,640
A man who has traveled from very far
away...

346
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:50,240
at great expense, to explain the inner
workings of it.

347
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,820
A man who needs no introduction,
Professor Markov.

348
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,720
There's no way out. We're goners.

349
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,640
Professor, they're all yours.

350
00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:08,320
Thank you. Thank you.

351
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,900
I suppose what you all really want to
hear about is it.

352
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:23,380
Well, the first thing I should discuss
with you is the spelling of it.

353
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:27,560
I'd spell it I -T.

354
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,760
You are dying.

355
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,040
Look at the tiller screen, Cork.

356
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:34,580
Why are you doing that again?

357
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,460
Touchdown, minus 15 seconds.

358
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:39,640
It had better be there, Cork.

359
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,920
Did Ficus get the gamma gun?

360
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:43,460
Let me see.

361
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,940
Not so fast, Dorgon.

362
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,100
Oh? Why not?

363
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,340
Why not?

364
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:50,340
Why not?

365
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,479
Why not?

366
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,140
Because I think you'll learn to live a
little longer if you, uh, you know, take

367
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,140
life, uh, slower.

368
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,780
That's, that's, that's right.

369
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:04,660
Well, thank you very much, Quark, for
your concern, but I'm in excellent

370
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,100
I see you found my music box.

371
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,720
It's brought me so much joy.

372
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,140
Put it down.

373
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,980
Starnote, Ficus did not get the gamma
gun.

374
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,740
My life is over. I've enjoyed it.

375
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,300
Are all conditions according to legend?

376
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,360
The equinox is fast approaching.

377
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:39,460
The constellation Lupi is aligned with
Delor, and the planet Pupu is rising.

378
00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:47,580
Congratulations, Quark. It's here.

379
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:49,460
It is?

380
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,060
Are you sure?

381
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:53,360
Yes, just as you said it would be.

382
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:56,180
Starnut, I don't even know what it is.

383
00:23:56,420 --> 00:24:01,840
Now that I have it, all the galaxy will
cower at my feet. The Gorgons will rule

384
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,940
over all the planets.

385
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:08,440
We will destroy the head in Perma -1 and
replace them with the rule of the High

386
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:13,980
Gorgon. And, Quark, it's all because of
you.