1 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:06,680 Emergency! Emergency plan red! Gorgon alert! 2 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:08,320 Evacuate immediately! 3 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:09,840 This is a red alert! 4 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:10,979 It's an emergency! 5 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:12,840 It's an emergency! But nobody panic! 6 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,360 Please! Nobody panic! 7 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:18,800 Uh, uh, Benzel, you're looking awfully green. You can't go green on me now. 8 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:20,920 You all I want to do... Relax. 9 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,940 Relax. Remember, children and quasi -norms first. 10 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,660 That big people, big people... Dink! 11 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,600 Dink! What are you doing? 12 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,120 What do you mean you don't know? 13 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,400 Will you two stop doing that? 14 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,180 What do you mean you don't know? 15 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,160 Well, you could organize the passenger list. You could hand out weapons. 16 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,140 Do something. This is an evacuation, not a picnic. 17 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:46,140 Oh, commanders, commanders, you're late. You're late. We have a very important 18 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:50,100 meeting with the head. Please be careful with your tails and tentacles, and most 19 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,640 of them must bring an extra pair of socks. 20 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,000 Come in, commanders, for a message from the head. 21 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,760 Commander, I appear before you. 22 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:09,340 in the midst of the greatest crisis in the 211 -year history of the United 23 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:15,180 Galaxy. Our archenemies, the dreaded Gorgons, have developed a weapon so 24 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:20,860 powerful, I can't believe it. At this very moment, the High Gorgon himself is 25 00:02:20,860 --> 00:02:23,460 speeding towards our beloved Perma One. 26 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:28,040 Commander Walker, you will evacuate our leading scientists. 27 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:33,950 Commander Estro, you will evacuate our top secret files. 28 00:02:35,450 --> 00:02:42,370 And Quark, you will seek out and destroy the Gorgon doomsday ship 29 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:45,610 down to your last breath of life. 30 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:49,450 The galaxy ad infinitum. 31 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,020 Calendrome, I've got to talk to you. Oh, sure, there's nothing going on. I've 32 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:59,440 got plenty of time. Should we talk about poetry, or philosophy, or how about the 33 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,440 history of rust? 34 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,860 Calendrome. Wouldn't that make an interesting conversation? 35 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,520 Say, don't you have a mission or something? I'm supposed to seek out and 36 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,080 the High Gorgon's doomsday ship. Well, that should keep you busy. Calendrome, 37 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,960 it's huge, it's fast, it's powerful. 38 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,600 What am I supposed to do, ram it with my souped -up garbage ship? 39 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,880 You're always asking for a good mission, Quark. This is too good. Nobody could 40 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,879 do this and survive. 41 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,940 Ah, nobody but you, Quark. You've got one of the finest crews in the fleet, 42 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:27,760 don't you? Well, they're good with garbage, but what can an emotional 43 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,080 a homemade robot, a Betty, her clone, and a plant do against the Gorgon's 44 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,080 doomsday ship? 45 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,920 You're not questioning the head, Quark. Of course not. The head did not become 46 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:38,340 the head by luck, you know. I know that. You may not realize it, but the head 47 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:41,720 always has something in mind, no matter what he does. For you to question him... 48 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,820 I'm not questioning. I'm not questioning. No, wait, yes, I am 49 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,540 That's exactly what I'm doing. The head is ordering me to my death. 50 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:52,640 Quark, Quark, the head has commanders pleading, begging for the chance to go 51 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:56,060 this mission. Then why doesn't he let them go? Come with me. The head doesn't 52 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:59,620 respect commanders who beg. The head likes commanders who ask questions. But 53 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:02,750 me? That's why he likes you. You ask those questions. 54 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:06,990 Calendron, do I have to? You're beautiful, Quark. Keep asking those 55 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:08,370 Calendron. 56 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:15,690 Quark? The head himself has ordered me to give you the United Galaxy's greatest 57 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,250 weapon. He has? 58 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:18,550 Yes. 59 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,250 And here it is, Quark. 60 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:21,829 The source. 61 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:34,910 So this is the source. 62 00:04:35,550 --> 00:04:39,250 Well, we don't want you using it to wash your portholes. We save it for the 63 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,850 biggies, for clashes between good and evil. 64 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:45,250 All my life, I've heard tales of its great power. 65 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:48,250 The source can do anything. 66 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:52,290 In fact, the last time the head ordered the source used was during the Quasar 67 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:54,930 Rebellion. That was 200 years ago. 68 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:58,150 You mean this is the first time since... That's right. 69 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:03,660 You are the first man in 200 years to be given the source. 70 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,260 That's quite an honor. 71 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,080 I'm going to make a prediction. 72 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:13,600 With the help of the source, you, Adam Quark, are going to defeat the High 73 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,000 Gorgon and save the entire galaxy. 74 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,800 That would look good on my record. 75 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,060 And as an added incentive, if you make it back, next week lunch is on me. If I 76 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:22,899 make it back. 77 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:23,900 All right, dinner. 78 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:32,770 Star note. This is Commander Adam Quark. Up until this moment, the most action 79 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:36,650 I've seen was caused by a tear in a space garbage baggie. 80 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:41,970 Now the head has given me the source and ordered me out to destroy the High 81 00:05:41,970 --> 00:05:47,670 Gorgon's doomsday ship. The fate of the entire United Galaxy rides with me. 82 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:53,550 From garbage to Gorgons, space is a very unpredictable job. 83 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,140 Betty? Yes? 84 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:57,400 Take it up three points. Up three, Commander. 85 00:05:58,340 --> 00:06:02,440 Betty? Yes? Any contact with the Gorgons? None yet, Commander. 86 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,459 Nervous, Commander? 87 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:17,560 What makes you say that, Ficus? I've noticed that you animals have a tendency 88 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:21,380 under high pressure to activate particular glands, producing a moisture 89 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,460 very peculiar odor. 90 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:26,280 You're speaking of sweat, Ficus? I have heard that terminology used, Commander. 91 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:30,020 And as a plant, you do not sweat, do not feel nervous? Quite the contrary, 92 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:32,140 Commander. We plants never feel pressure. 93 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:37,500 The worst we do is wilt. Ah, but as a plant, you can never love. Yes. 94 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:41,820 But as an animal, you must endure the pain of love. That's true, Ficus. But 95 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:44,140 pain of love is what makes love so endearing. 96 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:47,780 Following your logic, Commander, the pain of a toothache makes a toothache 97 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:50,140 endearing. The more painful, the more endearing. 98 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,800 Star Note. 99 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,100 I've just argued over the concept of love with a plant. 100 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:01,900 And lost. 101 00:07:08,909 --> 00:07:13,810 Sir, the dreaded Gorgons are approaching the planet Sparta. The Spartans are the 102 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:16,430 fiercest and most savage warriors in the galaxy. 103 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:21,910 If the Gorgons can be stopped, it will be in this battle. 104 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,430 Hail Gorgon! 105 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:36,190 Hail Gorgon, master of the galaxy! 106 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,720 Hail High Gorgon, highest leader, almighty seer of depth and perception. 107 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,580 People of Sparta, this is the High Gorgon. 108 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,300 I demand your unconditional surrender. 109 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,380 You shall be treated with compassion, honor, and patience. 110 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:04,780 You have 20 seconds before I blow you out of the galaxy. 111 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:09,380 This is Pyrrhos, leader of the Spartans. We are conquerors. We do not capitulate 112 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:10,179 to anyone. 113 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:11,640 You have 10 seconds. 114 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,600 Your threats don't frighten us, I, Gorgon. Force is more powerful than you 115 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,600 tried. I suggest you take a closer look at my spaceship. 116 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,580 Your ship? We see no spaceship. 117 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,760 All we see is a large maroon planet. 118 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,740 That is my spaceship. 119 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:28,060 Just give us a few minutes to move our things out of the palace. 120 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:33,190 I don't believe it. 121 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:36,770 So much for the fierce Spartans. Didn't even fire a shot. 122 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:42,010 I have known the Spartans to plunder entire planets for the sheer fun of it. 123 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:42,829 much for fun. 124 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:46,370 Our only hope now is quark. 125 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:47,850 Quark. 126 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:58,570 Gene, I'd like to hold at this speed. Can the reactor handle this? 127 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:01,700 Sure, Commander. I'll get the thing so hopped up we'll go through time 128 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:05,440 Good. Commander, this mission is no place for cowards. 129 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:07,360 Please take me home. 130 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:09,560 Will you quit whining? 131 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,300 Andy's scared to death. He's driving me space bonkers. 132 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,380 Listen, space head, I am a machine. 133 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:19,320 I will live forever unless this crew gets me destroyed. 134 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,120 Andy, in space, it's all for one and one for all. 135 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:26,380 Catchy phrase, but, um... We're not gonna get destroyed. We've got the 136 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,660 and the source is power. 137 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,500 I'd rather have a gun. 138 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,620 Hey, Commander, do you hate those grungy gorgons like I do, huh? 139 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,600 They aren't the dreaded gorgons for nothing, Gene. 140 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,980 Yeah, me too. Sometimes I dream about them. You ever dream about them, 141 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:41,440 Commander, those grungy, cruddy, lousy gorgons, huh? 142 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:44,340 I gotta go, Gene. 143 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:48,220 Hey, listen, Commander, after we crush the gorgons from the source, we crush 144 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,500 the little gorgon friends, huh? 145 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,480 Yeah, we get the blowtons, the pod people, then we're gonna get the 146 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,500 Maybe we'll get the wood people, too. 147 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:59,010 Boy, I want to get the slime people next to you. 148 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:07,410 I'm sorry, Commander. I can't get into this mission. 149 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,350 Star note. 150 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:18,310 Having a full set of male and female chromosomes makes Gene a very unusual 151 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:19,310 person. 152 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:23,710 Gene, this is the best mission we've ever had. 153 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:29,500 I'm sorry, girls. I know you like action, but I myself, I prefer the arts. 154 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,840 We'll talk about this later, Jean. 155 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:37,380 Right now, we're ready to release the source. 156 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,560 Source? 157 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,320 Source? 158 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,430 Source. The mission? 159 00:10:58,350 --> 00:11:01,750 You know, defeating the Gorgons and saving the galaxy. 160 00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:05,290 Now is the time to turn back. 161 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,210 Ficus, do you sense anything? 162 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:10,210 I sense a heightening of the salon rays. 163 00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:12,590 I'm also getting a reading on the accuracy. 164 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:16,510 Ficus. It appears to be modulating on its scooter axis. Ficus, for the sake of 165 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,850 those of us who are not raised in fertilizer, could you explain that in 166 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:23,490 In other words, Commander, the energy in this room is going up. 167 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,590 I am the source. 168 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:28,190 Source? 169 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:29,650 Where are you? 170 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,770 I am everywhere and everything. 171 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:37,650 And as everything, how do we use you to defeat the dreaded Gorgons? 172 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,130 You must learn to believe in me. 173 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:44,970 Your belief must be complete and genuine. Do you believe, Adam Quark? 174 00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:48,510 Yes. Yes, I believe. 175 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:53,430 Remove the gyro bearing from the robot's autolibrum system. 176 00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:56,410 I am filled with anger. 177 00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:58,370 Your hands are cold. 178 00:11:58,650 --> 00:12:03,670 The rest of you set your gamma guns on the equivalent of a pinprick. When I 179 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:08,310 the word, I want you to fire at the commander until I give you the signal to 180 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,310 stop. 181 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:13,110 Let me just get this straight. 182 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:16,470 You want them to fire their guns at me? 183 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:17,870 Yes. 184 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,020 What am I supposed to be doing? 185 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,140 You will block the shots with the ball bearing. 186 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,980 This I've got to see. 187 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,940 If you believe in me, if you really believe, not a single laser will reach 188 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:33,520 body. Not one? Not a nick. 189 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,720 You may fire at will. 190 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,120 Night. 191 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,180 Fire at will. 192 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,200 Ficus, you enjoyed that. 193 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:57,700 I can assure you, Commander, I was only obeying orders. 194 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:01,700 If you'll recall, the source said to continue fire until the source itself 195 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:05,640 the signal to stop. Source, why did you not block one single shot? 196 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,720 You didn't really believe. 197 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,100 I was doing something. 198 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,380 This time you must believe in me even as the laser snippets your body. 199 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:14,980 Commence firing. 200 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,340 One more time. 201 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,860 Release yourself into my power. Trust in me. 202 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,460 That's enough. 203 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,600 You actually blocked our shots. 204 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,920 You believe. You will learn quickly about me now. 205 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:41,040 And we can conquer the Gorgon's doomsday ship? 206 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,500 If you believe in me, you can do anything. 207 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,760 Commander, I'm picking up the Gorgon ship. 208 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,560 Sir, we are past the point of no return. 209 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,020 Look at the size of that ship. 210 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,600 Oh, my galaxy. 211 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,920 Darno. Be calm, Quark. Be calm. 212 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:41,940 Spicus, are we within their sensory contactors? Probably not, as they are 213 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,280 large and we are very small. 214 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,260 We will be in a matter of moments, however. 215 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,539 Oh, gut. 216 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:47,720 Andy, don't swear. 217 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:52,080 Go directly to Gorgon's ship. I know where you will be able to board safely. 218 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:54,980 It's on the seventh quadrant, close to the power center. 219 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,780 Bettys? Yes? 220 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,340 Head for the seventh quadrant. 221 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,220 You are approaching a Gorgon vessel. 222 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:04,860 Identify yourself. 223 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,760 Don't answer it. Up speed four point. 224 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:14,830 I repeat, you are approaching a Gorgon vessel. You must identify yourself. 225 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,930 Engage sensory deflectors. 226 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:20,550 Deflectors engaged. 227 00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,430 Good. And in we go. 228 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,230 Well, I hope no one gets hurt. 229 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,030 Nothing to worry about, Jean. 230 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,690 The force is with us. 231 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,590 Nothing can stop us now. 232 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,110 That's a very big ship. 233 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:39,870 Fast, too. 234 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:41,930 What are you saying? 235 00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:43,790 I have no idea. 236 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,390 The High Gorgon's awfully tough. 237 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,550 I'm not sure now. 238 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,970 What do you mean you're not sure now? 239 00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:53,310 I believed in you completely. 240 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:56,750 Well, it's been 200 years since I was last out. 241 00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,770 You get rusty. Things change. 242 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:00,990 Maybe it was the fourth quadrant. 243 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:04,450 Oh, grot. Don't swear, Commander. 244 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,030 I am the source. 245 00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:09,470 I am the source. 246 00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:11,330 Trust me. 247 00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:12,990 Trust me. 248 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,230 Trust me. 249 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:31,610 Attention. Alien vessel boarding. 250 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:32,850 Sub -level three. 251 00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,430 We've landed successfully inside the Gorgon ship. 252 00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,770 This has never happened to me before. 253 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:41,670 We're in the seventh quadrant, and the power center is near the fourth 254 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,310 Is that what you're telling me? 255 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:47,050 Well, are you mad? 256 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,330 Don't be mad. 257 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:51,330 Commander, it would appear two Gorgon guards are about to board the ship. 258 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:54,110 go out through the garbage hatch. Everyone set your guns for stunts. 259 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,570 Quark! Commander Quark! 260 00:16:56,830 --> 00:17:00,270 Freeze them in their tracks, huh? Go on, get out. 261 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,730 Andy, you stay here and stall the guards. 262 00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:05,150 I'm no good at stalling. I'm good at escaping. 263 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:08,369 You can do it, Andy. We're depending on you. The galaxy is depending on you. 264 00:17:08,589 --> 00:17:10,349 I wish to submit my resignation. 265 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,270 Andy, that's an order. 266 00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:14,410 I am in a pickle. 267 00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:15,790 I am in a pickle. 268 00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:17,130 I am in a pickle. 269 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:18,410 I am in a pickle. 270 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:20,430 I am in a... Hello. 271 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:22,430 Where's the crew? 272 00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:24,470 I run this ship myself. 273 00:17:24,829 --> 00:17:26,829 I am your friendly garbage man. 274 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,910 And you pick up Gorgon garbage. 275 00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:32,030 There is not good... or bad garbage. 276 00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:33,850 There is only garbage. 277 00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:36,170 And you run this ship yourself. 278 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:37,570 It's a snap. 279 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,690 Let's see you work a few of these controls. 280 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:41,270 Try the modulator. 281 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,210 Modulator. 282 00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:44,610 No problem. 283 00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:51,370 Well, take him to the hide, Gorgon. 284 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,710 I have a better idea. 285 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,270 Let's let me go. 286 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,170 Ask me if I'm happy. 287 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,790 The source is here. 288 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,430 I feel it. 289 00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:30,050 Is the source dangerous? 290 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,230 Only if it's on your side. 291 00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:43,550 All my life I've dreamt about fighting the Gorgons. What about you? 292 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,230 Are you talking to me? 293 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:46,950 No, I'm talking to the wall. 294 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:48,930 Of course I'm talking to you. 295 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,770 Oh, I see the problem. 296 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,210 This is very interesting. 297 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:55,930 You did not use my given name, Ficus, thereby causing me to wonder if you 298 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,950 in fact, addressing me. Ficus, I'm trying to ask you a question. 299 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,330 What is your question? 300 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:07,050 The next 301 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:13,570 time your garbage isn't collected, 302 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:15,330 think about this day. 303 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:19,030 Almighty Gorgon, United Galaxy Garbage Ship has boarded us. 304 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,320 This robot claims to be running the ship itself. 305 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,660 I heard a lot of good things about you. 306 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:30,540 Is the source here on my ship? My name is Andy. My star code is 765736. 307 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:31,900 I have him destroyed. 308 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,560 We've had a misunderstanding. 309 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,840 The source is here. 310 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,440 Who controls his power? 311 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:41,120 You're asking me to squeal on a man who built me with his own two hands? 312 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:44,640 A man who gave up his lunches in order to get my very parts? 313 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,760 A man named Commander Adam Quark? 314 00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:49,110 Good garbage, man. 315 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,590 Six feet tall, hair dark. 316 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,170 I have a picture of him on this ship if you'd like. 317 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:55,570 Bring me Quark. 318 00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:58,050 And no, destroy the robot. 319 00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:03,150 Destroy? Do you know who you're dealing with? Yes, I know who I'm dealing with. 320 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:07,630 I'm dealing with a cowardly android who would lie, cheat, grovel to save his own 321 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,250 miserable, pathetic little existence. 322 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,370 Well, so long as you know. 323 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,760 In case we don't get out of this alive, I just want you to know she's the clone. 324 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,040 That's not true. She's been the clone all along. Not now, Betty. 325 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,860 Ficus, left or right? 326 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,060 I know. 327 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,580 Ficus? I know, Quark. Trust me. 328 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:33,820 Will you be quiet? 329 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,040 Don't you use that tone with me. I am the source. 330 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,000 I cannot be certain, Commander. 331 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,820 I will go to the left. 332 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:46,730 How does that sound? You don't need my help, Commander Know -It -All. 333 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:54,250 I knew about 334 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,310 them. I could have told you about those guards. 335 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,570 Hey, quick in here! 336 00:20:58,830 --> 00:20:59,950 What about Gene? 337 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,550 We'll have to get him later. 338 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:21,370 Shut down Commander Quark. I am nothing but a worthless coward. 339 00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:22,910 The scum of the universe. 340 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,590 The lowest form of life. 341 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:26,530 I deserve to be destroyed. 342 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,290 Feel free to jump in and disagree anytime. 343 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,240 Give me another chance. 344 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,520 I've been in the orb for 200 years. 345 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Nobody's perfect. 346 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:50,860 You don't expect me to sleep for 200 years and then get up and dance, do you? 347 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,560 Shh. 348 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:53,780 Vicus, how much further? 349 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,540 Commander, like yourself, I've never been on this ship. I can only assume. 350 00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,180 I know. 351 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:01,760 Snow, I know this ship like the back of my hand. 352 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,620 These corridors are like a maze. 353 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:05,460 A man could be lost in here for years. 354 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:07,180 Trust me. 355 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,500 Trust me. 356 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,880 You won't regret this call. We'll see. 357 00:22:13,149 --> 00:22:14,330 Bettys, listen carefully. 358 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:19,210 When we go to the power center, use this telecommunicator to contact PERMA -1. 359 00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:20,770 Tell Palindrome not to surrender. 360 00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:24,630 Then try and find Gene. Go back to the ship. If I'm not back in two hours, take 361 00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:26,270 off. But what about you? 362 00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:30,110 Forget about me. You were the strongest man I ever knew. And brave. 363 00:22:30,410 --> 00:22:33,190 He was not like a man. He was like a god. 364 00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:34,890 He was better than a god. 365 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,020 I'm going to miss them so much. Betty, will you stop talking about me in the 366 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:39,739 past tense? 367 00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:40,599 I'm not dead yet. 368 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,700 You never will be in my heart. Or mine. 369 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,600 Enough already. This way. Right. 370 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,320 What do you mean, this way? 371 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,840 Which way? What way? 372 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,040 You're everywhere. 373 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,400 Oh, sorry. 374 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,520 Straight ahead. 375 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,700 Sorry. 376 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,200 to the power center. I'll cover you. You think you can handle both of them 377 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,380 yourself? Certainly. As a human, you become nervous. As a plant, I remain 378 00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:09,480 and cool even in battle. Yes, but as a plant, you can never understand the 379 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,420 elements how crucial in battle. True, Commander, but it's... I just forget! 380 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,640 I'll go to the power center. You cover me. 381 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,360 Exactly my original thesis, Commander. 382 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:23,960 The number is 887 -942 383 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,600 -605 -14379 -L9168. 384 00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:30,750 Is that galaxy to galaxy or species to species? 385 00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:32,330 Species to species. 386 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:34,450 Thank you. Just one moment, please. 387 00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,590 Betty. What is it, Betty? 388 00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:06,390 I told you I could get you to the power center. 389 00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:11,410 Aren't I something else? I'm just wild about me to think that you almost 390 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:12,410 me. 391 00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:15,650 What was that? 392 00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:17,370 Whatever you do, Quark, don't look down. 393 00:24:19,530 --> 00:24:21,510 Oh, my galaxy. 394 00:24:21,890 --> 00:24:23,530 I told you not to look down. 395 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,050 Now what do I do? 396 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,290 Blow it up. 397 00:24:29,330 --> 00:24:30,390 Blow it up with what? 398 00:24:30,610 --> 00:24:32,110 Didn't you bring the UTE bomb? 399 00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:33,930 What UTE bomb? 400 00:24:34,510 --> 00:24:36,410 I told you about the UTE bomb. 401 00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:38,750 You never mentioned a UTE bomb. 402 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:42,490 I specifically told you. You did not. Did so. 403 00:24:42,790 --> 00:24:44,090 You did not. Did so. 404 00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:45,330 When? When? 405 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:49,990 When? I? I? Well, I don't have any UTE bombs, so what am I supposed to do? 406 00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:51,410 Look out for that guard. 407 00:24:55,550 --> 00:24:57,270 Did I take care of that guard? 408 00:25:02,890 --> 00:25:05,250 You gotta trust me now, Quark. 409 00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:27,130 Sir, Perma -1 is evacuated. We've lost all telemetry with Quark, and the Gorgon 410 00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:30,230 doomsday ship is closing in on us. I'm afraid we might as well give up. 411 00:25:30,879 --> 00:25:32,600 Not so fast, palindrome. 412 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,500 We still have quark. 413 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,780 That's what I mean, sir. We might as well give up. 414 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,720 Easy. 415 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:48,500 Uh -huh, that's it. 416 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,420 Now, you're almost there. Now, just keep going. 417 00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:52,140 Good, good. 418 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,760 Now, a little to your left. No, no, I meant right. 419 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,340 See, you know. 420 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,060 I meant right. 421 00:25:58,380 --> 00:25:59,380 Trust me. 422 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,480 Why should I trust you? You're always wrong. 423 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,140 Because I am the source. 424 00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:07,980 The source of what? 425 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:11,100 I can't see. I'm standing on this light bridge. 426 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,040 There's a thing down there that wants to eat my head. 427 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,140 I don't think I need any more of your help. 428 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,720 You quit up. I'm not exactly in a position to attack. 429 00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:25,040 I've lost my crew, and thanks to you, I don't have a UTE bomb to blow up the 430 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:25,939 power center. 431 00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:27,720 The UTE bomb was your fault. 432 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,000 You never mentioned a UTE bomb. 433 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,860 I specifically remember telling you. Forget the bomb. 434 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,240 Just get me off this boat. 435 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:36,840 You want to know why you almost fell off before? 436 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,220 Yeah, because you told me to go left when you really meant right. 437 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,080 No. Why? Because you didn't really believe in me. You almost believed, but 438 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,660 heart flinched for an instant. 439 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,440 I must put your faith to a test. 440 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:50,379 A test? 441 00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:51,460 I don't want a test. 442 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:56,300 If you really believe, your feet will move along one after another until they 443 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:57,300 reach safety. 444 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,420 If you do not believe, that thing will eat your head. 445 00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:04,870 Source! I will not say another word. 446 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,090 Source! 447 00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:08,290 Source? 448 00:27:39,870 --> 00:27:46,630 really believe nothing can stop us now come we must save 449 00:27:46,630 --> 00:27:53,450 ficus my name is ficus panda robert my star code is three six one one two 450 00:27:53,450 --> 00:27:59,110 eight all right vegeton we'll place you under a heat ray with no water you'll 451 00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:05,170 soon talk and tell us where the source is i am worried i have never been 452 00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:06,170 destroyed before 453 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:13,420 I love to work. Take me home with you. I cook, I clean, I tell earthy stories. 454 00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:15,580 Yes, you do it. 455 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,220 I'll make it quick. 456 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,360 Quick? Where's the fire? I'm not in a rush. 457 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:21,620 Hold still. 458 00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:23,780 I am willing to grovel. 459 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,220 Say your last words. 460 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:32,240 I'd like to say I'm sorry to Commander Quark. He built me with his own hand. 461 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:37,160 In order to save my own neck, I told on him and probably got him killed. 462 00:28:37,770 --> 00:28:39,270 I deserve to be destroyed. 463 00:28:39,610 --> 00:28:40,770 I'm all yours. 464 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:44,330 Oh, are you all right? I'm sorry. 465 00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:47,650 Well, I'm not that sorry. See you, sucker. 466 00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,230 Betty, we've got to get off home. 467 00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:52,910 I know it, Betty. I'm sorry. Terma One is busy now. 468 00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:57,570 Please stay on hold. For your enjoyment, we will show a short film about trout 469 00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:03,390 fishing on Pluto. Thank you. In early Plutonian spring, the warm red runoff 470 00:29:03,390 --> 00:29:05,250 the Beldon mountain range... Betty, look. 471 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:06,930 ...often spawned trout. 472 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,840 In case there's any trouble, pretend like we don't know each other. 473 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:14,320 Betty, I'm your clone. We're identical in every way. 474 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,640 Talking foreign language. 475 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:21,260 Are you two together? 476 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,560 No. 477 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:26,040 Okay, Vegeton. We want to know where the source is. 478 00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:28,620 Talk. You don't have much time. 479 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,420 Time, of course, is relative. 480 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,320 I don't believe him. 481 00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:35,260 What's true? 482 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:36,780 What is time? 483 00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:41,990 Are there good times? Are there bad times? 484 00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:44,850 This, I would say, is a bad time. 485 00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:46,190 What is death? 486 00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:48,470 Do we die? Will you shut up? 487 00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:53,750 Or draw your gamma gun. 488 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:57,370 I know I shouldn't ask this, but why? 489 00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:01,190 We've got to save Vitus. He's being held inside this room. 490 00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,890 Where? Over there. 491 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,360 That's it. 492 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,500 That a boy. 493 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:14,940 Quickly. 494 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,280 Go on. 495 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:20,400 You want me to barge into this room, gamma gun blasting, even though I can't 496 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,840 see? I'm hot. I can feel it. Trust me. 497 00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:24,140 It's impossible. 498 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:31,480 If you believe in me, if you really believe... Don't move or I'll 499 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,480 disintegrate you. 500 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,400 A little more to the right. I mean left. 501 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,640 Now, raise your arms quick. 502 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,780 Sir, their arms are raised. I know that. 503 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:41,140 Now. Untie Ficus. 504 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,540 I said untie him. Sir, I am untied. I know that. 505 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,020 Ficus, take this and cover them. 506 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:51,920 I said cover them. Sir, I am covering them. I know that. 507 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,640 You believe me. See, I told you. 508 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,200 Sir, 509 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,040 Perma One is completely evacuated. 510 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:13,510 The High Gorgon ship will be in range of us within an hour. Sir, I love 511 00:31:13,510 --> 00:31:14,510 Permoborn. 512 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:16,050 I was born here. 513 00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:21,710 I know every square inch of the space station by heart. Sir, I say we split. 514 00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:23,190 Split? 515 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:27,030 Yes, yes. I've got a ship just loaded to the brim with the proper stimulating 516 00:31:27,030 --> 00:31:31,530 companions and ambrosia. We can sail away to some far -off galaxy. 517 00:31:31,970 --> 00:31:33,470 I'll hear no more of this talk. 518 00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:37,080 Face it, the end of the United Galaxy is here. I don't want to be captured. 519 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,400 Quark will come through. Quark? Well, I mean you've made some bad decisions in 520 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,159 the past. 521 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,660 Palindrome, do you know what you're saying? But sending Quark on this 522 00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:51,000 Palindrome, I order you... You order me. Your troops are gone, your ships are in 523 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,440 retreat. We're equal. You and I equal? 524 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:57,100 I order you, Palindrome, to stop talking. 525 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,300 And if I don't listen to you, what can you do about it? Bite me? 526 00:32:03,229 --> 00:32:04,229 I'm incredible. 527 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:07,450 I was just a little rusty before. Pick up the pace a little, Quark. 528 00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:11,890 I'm going as fast as I can. Trust me, trust me. Sorry, just had a thought. 529 00:32:12,170 --> 00:32:15,750 What if we converted some crystalline Lathucyan gristitones by elongating an 530 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:16,750 automatic nimble? 531 00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:18,470 I have two questions. 532 00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:22,770 First of all, why do you think about things like that? And secondly, what 533 00:32:22,770 --> 00:32:23,770 that mean? 534 00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:27,750 Normally, the crystalline Lathucyan gristitones are activated by a positive 535 00:32:27,950 --> 00:32:31,430 But if the arc were negated, it's only logical that a vast combustion would be 536 00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:32,430 the result. 537 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,720 Star Note. 538 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,320 It is only 20 minutes since my rescue of Ficus. 539 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,100 A feeling of regret is beginning to set in. 540 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,120 Ficus is right. Instead of going back to the ship, we can make a bomb. 541 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,560 I know where to get the pause. 542 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,360 What was that? 543 00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:51,500 Run into an ambush. 544 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,060 Source. It's not my fault. I was talking to you guys. 545 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,800 Ficus, in simple words, what's your appraisal of the situation? 546 00:32:59,080 --> 00:32:59,839 Hopeless, sir. 547 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,920 You threw my concentration on him. I was doing great. 548 00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:04,780 I've had it with you. 549 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,640 Sir, I can't hold him off much longer. 550 00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:09,340 I can't believe I'm doing this. 551 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,740 I must have my wires crossed. 552 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040 Geronimo. 553 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,100 Andy charged into the Gorgons and drove them back. You charged into the Gorgons, 554 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,660 Andy? I felt terrible. I told on you. I thought I got you killed. 555 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,840 Well, it's all part of growing up. 556 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,520 I think I'm having a warm moment with a robot. 557 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,020 Soon the Gorgons will be coming back. I suggest that we hide in an airbed I saw 558 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,020 earlier. 559 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:47,840 Come on. 560 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:52,620 You mean you don't know each other? No. 561 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,680 when I got in line. See, a slobbered dog. 562 00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:57,160 Come on, I'm in a hurry. 563 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,560 I was getting hot. 564 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,040 If Ficus hadn't made me think about making the bomb. 565 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,140 I don't want to hear it. I don't believe in you. 566 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:10,239 Did I ever tell you about the time I charged into ten gorgons? 567 00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:11,900 Andy, you were great. 568 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,239 I'm a hero. I'm also a fool. 569 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,379 Sir, look. 570 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:16,739 Ficus, I can't see. 571 00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:18,380 The source appears to be fading, sir. 572 00:34:18,909 --> 00:34:21,590 He's our only means of getting the parts to make the bomb and locate the power 573 00:34:21,590 --> 00:34:24,290 center. You can't let him die. He doesn't believe in me. 574 00:34:24,570 --> 00:34:28,030 Source, I'm sorry. I got angry, but I believe in you. 575 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,929 No, you don't. He's fading fast, sir. 576 00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:32,350 Source, you got me into this. You can't die. 577 00:34:32,850 --> 00:34:34,270 I've no reason to live. 578 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,929 You don't really believe in me. I believe in you. 579 00:34:38,230 --> 00:34:41,230 No, you don't. And neither does Ficus, and neither does Andy. 580 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:46,239 Did I ever tell you about the time I charged into 20 Gorgons? He's almost 581 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,460 sir. Source, what can we do to help you regain your will to live? 582 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,480 Maybe. Well, just maybe. If everyone really believed in me, I could live. 583 00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:56,659 Try cheering for me. 584 00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:00,080 You want us to cheer for you? 585 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,280 Nothing fancy. Just a simple cheer, like we want the source. 586 00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:09,020 Dicus, Andy. 587 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,440 We're going to cheer. 588 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:13,480 We want the sauce. 589 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:20,140 We want the sauce. We want the sauce. 590 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,660 You don't really. 591 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,520 The source will take care of him. 592 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:45,340 He's coming alive, sir. 593 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,680 Cheer harder. 594 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:49,240 We want the source. 595 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:53,820 The source. We want the source. He's alive, sir. 596 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,160 I am the source. 597 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:00,720 I can see. 598 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:08,720 Ficus, are you sure this bomb will work? The conduction would appear to be. 599 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,220 There is, however, the possibility that the original hypothesis of negating the 600 00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:17,220 crystalline lithium gristathones will prove to be erroneous. I'm sorry I 601 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:21,320 With just a little encouragement, I've restored your sight. I found the parts 602 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,300 make a bomb and led you to the power center. 603 00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:26,180 It gives me goosebumps just to think how wonderful I am. 604 00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:32,540 Did I ever tell you about the time I charged 57 dreaded Gorgons? 605 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:33,820 Wasn't bad, Andy. 606 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,540 Quiet! You'll get us caught. 607 00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:36,780 Sir, it's ready. 608 00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:37,850 What should I set the timer on? 609 00:36:38,350 --> 00:36:43,930 Give it an hour. Nah, 20 minutes is plenty. Trust me, trust me. Set it for 610 00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:44,930 an hour. 611 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:46,250 Chicken. 612 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,210 Let's get back to the ship. 613 00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:02,090 I'm really something, aren't I? 614 00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:06,710 I don't mean to put down air... 615 00:37:07,150 --> 00:37:08,590 You've done some good things. 616 00:37:09,150 --> 00:37:11,530 Palindrome, you're giving me such a headache. 617 00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:15,090 Who is it? 618 00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:16,170 Who do you think it is? 619 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:21,970 Gorgon. So, I finally meet the Incredible Head. 620 00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:24,610 Gorgon, I'm warning you. 621 00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:26,270 Oh, now he's warning him. 622 00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:30,030 Gorgon the Head is not himself. On behalf of the entire staff, we'd like to 623 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,250 welcome you to Permal One. 624 00:37:31,570 --> 00:37:33,270 Silence! Anything you say. 625 00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:35,610 Surrender or die, Head. 626 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,860 I would rather die than live under your rule. 627 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,120 Speak for yourself. 628 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,220 As you wish, Ed. 629 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,800 As you wish. 630 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,760 The source will take care of you, Gorgon. The source? 631 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:54,600 Oh, you were beautiful. The man's scared to death. He's shivering in his boots. 632 00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:57,440 I would rather die than live under your rule. 633 00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:59,900 Let's see what some of you loving citizens think about that. 634 00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:03,680 Betty, we've gotten through. 635 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:08,570 Betty? Quark knows Caporato. No entregar. 636 00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:10,610 What? Speak English. 637 00:38:10,930 --> 00:38:12,810 The Gorgons will hear us. Keep them busy. 638 00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:15,810 The heel on my boot is blue. 639 00:38:21,630 --> 00:38:22,970 Quark has been captured. 640 00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:24,470 Do not surrender. 641 00:38:24,810 --> 00:38:27,370 I repeat, do not surrender. 642 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:33,390 Quark has gotten through? So, palindrome, you and I are equal? 643 00:38:34,030 --> 00:38:37,770 Sir, you don't really think I meant that. Personally, sir, it's been a 644 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:40,870 tremendous honor working under such a wise and understanding head. 645 00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:43,650 I was a fool to send Quark. 646 00:38:44,050 --> 00:38:48,230 Oh, such wisdom, such brilliance, sir. I love my job to err as human to forgive 647 00:38:48,230 --> 00:38:52,950 divine. And if I don't forgive you, what are you going to do about it? 648 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:54,790 Bite me? 649 00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:58,770 Exactly my feeling, sir. You took the words right off the tip of my tongue. 650 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:00,190 Quiet, palindrome. 651 00:39:00,670 --> 00:39:01,670 Yes. 652 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,080 Oh, my galaxy. 653 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:11,560 Adam, we've almost given up hope. 654 00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:14,920 Come on, we have to hurry. The ship is going to explode in 17 minutes. Where's 655 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,920 Gene? We thought he was with you. We checked everywhere. 656 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,180 Logically, Gene would probably go back to the ship. On the other hand, Gene is 657 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,380 very thick. He could be anywhere. 658 00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:23,140 Back to the ship. 659 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:26,140 Those sissies from the United Galaxy sure folded up quick. 660 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,360 Just ignore them. Yeah, I thought they'd fight. 661 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,359 Keep going. 662 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,620 Nah, they don't have the stomach for fighting. Don't do it. Think they'll let 663 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:35,620 board, Perma One? 664 00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:37,420 They'd better. I want to get a souvenir. 665 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,220 Maybe one of those ugly heads. 666 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:40,658 Do it! 667 00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:41,700 Perma One, live! 668 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,500 Bettys, prepare us to get out of here. 669 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,440 We'll wait for James. There's no reason to panic, sir. We've still got 12 670 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,440 minutes. 671 00:39:54,820 --> 00:39:56,800 Let's panic. Let's get out of here. 672 00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:01,740 Source. Why did you make me set the timer on half an hour? If you believe, 673 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:02,740 you really believe. 674 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,940 Come on, come and get me. No, 675 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,460 you stay here. If I'm not back in four minutes, you blast off, and that's an 676 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:20,920 order. Flikus, don't argue. 677 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:21,738 I'm not. 678 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:24,380 Does that four minutes begin now, or has it been running concurrently with our 679 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,380 conversation? Flikus, get on the ship now. 680 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,490 Gene, you all right? Let's go. 681 00:40:34,670 --> 00:40:37,210 The garbage man. That's right, Gorgon. 682 00:40:39,530 --> 00:40:40,530 How'd you get through? 683 00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:44,170 I saw him slinging you. Believe me, it wasn't easy. 684 00:40:46,330 --> 00:40:50,230 Gorgon, 200 years ago, your great -great -great -grandfather didn't want. He 685 00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,390 said a lot of cruel things. 686 00:40:51,630 --> 00:40:53,290 Now I'll have my revenge. 687 00:40:53,830 --> 00:40:57,710 No! Because of me, your doomsday ship will blow up in eight minutes. 688 00:40:58,070 --> 00:40:59,070 No! 689 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,320 This is your moment of truth. 690 00:41:01,540 --> 00:41:05,340 If you believe in me, really believe, you will win this fight. 691 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,860 I'd rather have a weapon. 692 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,600 You don't need a weapon. 693 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:12,400 Believe with all your heart and you will defeat Gorgon. 694 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:15,460 The only thing I believe in is ducking. 695 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,280 But I was incredible. 696 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,920 You were the one because you really believed in me. 697 00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:46,280 I feel terribly faint. 698 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,520 Get on the ship. 699 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,640 It's an exciting moment, isn't it, Commander? 700 00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:16,578 Yes, Ficus. 701 00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,580 I thought so. 702 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:22,940 You're the biggest hero in the history of the United Galaxy. 703 00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:24,480 I do my job. 704 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:27,580 In my humble opinion, we owe a great deal of thanks to me. 705 00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:29,480 Let's hear it for me. 706 00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:30,820 Thank you very much. 707 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,940 Gordon, this is Gorgon. 708 00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:35,480 Gorgon? That's impossible. 709 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,300 I escaped on my private space shuttle. 710 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:43,060 Mark my words. I personally hold you responsible for destroying my ship. 711 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,880 There was nothing personal. You were trying to take over the universe. You 712 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,640 to expect people to drive to top you. 713 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,800 I'm going to get you. I will follow you to the ends of the universe. 714 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,820 There is no place that you can hide. 715 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,920 I will stop at nothing. 716 00:42:58,100 --> 00:42:59,100 Nothing. 717 00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:02,280 Excuse me. Excuse me. 718 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:04,180 Star note. 719 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:05,740 Oh! 720 00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:19,730 I appreciate it, Palindrome. You've got a fan. 721 00:43:20,050 --> 00:43:23,450 Does this mean I might be promoted out of garbage? Don't be greedy, Quark. I 722 00:43:23,450 --> 00:43:26,870 saved the United Galaxy. Quark, and I mean this sincerely, a few more missions 723 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:30,390 like this and I might just talk to the head. You're beautiful, Quark. 724 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:32,390 A few more missions like this? 725 00:43:33,630 --> 00:43:35,510 Quark, what do you want to do now? 726 00:43:36,370 --> 00:43:41,170 Source, it's time to go back into the orb. Back into the orb? I'm just getting 727 00:43:41,170 --> 00:43:45,610 hot. Sorry, you've got to go back in the orb. I don't want to go back into the 728 00:43:45,610 --> 00:43:48,350 orb. Last time it was 200 years. 729 00:43:48,850 --> 00:43:50,850 You can't always do everything you want. 730 00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:52,870 I don't want to go back into the orb. 731 00:43:53,830 --> 00:43:54,910 Didn't we have fun? 732 00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:56,190 Yes, we did. 733 00:43:56,770 --> 00:43:57,770 But it's time. 734 00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,310 You were the one who forgot the bomb. 735 00:44:00,690 --> 00:44:03,110 Source, don't go out like this. 736 00:44:03,910 --> 00:44:05,630 Go out strong and brave. 737 00:44:06,370 --> 00:44:08,050 Be the hero you really are. 738 00:44:08,930 --> 00:44:09,970 You think so? 739 00:44:10,370 --> 00:44:11,370 Yes. 740 00:44:12,940 --> 00:44:16,040 You don't want people saying you were afraid to go back in the orb, do you? 741 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:17,860 No, I guess not. 742 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,860 We were a great team, weren't we, Quark? 743 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,180 We certainly were. 744 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,540 Will you call on me again? 745 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:27,060 Trust me. 746 00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:28,220 Trust me. 747 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,940 Goodbye, Quark. 748 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,300 I love you. 749 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,840 And remember, I am the sauce. 750 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:52,580 For good work, loyalty, and perseverance, I hereby promote you to 751 00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:53,700 your own starship. 752 00:44:54,820 --> 00:45:01,260 My own starship? What I've always dreamed of. Ah, sir, much of the credit 753 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:05,920 good work really belongs to my crew. I assume my crew is promoted with me. 754 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:10,720 Quark, your crew will remain aboard the garbage ship. Sir, if my crew doesn't 755 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:14,020 come with me, I'd rather not be promoted. 756 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,440 Very well. 757 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,980 The galaxy ad infinitum. 758 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,580 Quark. 759 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,080 That was the noblest thing I've ever heard. 760 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,700 Also the dumbest. 761 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:26,620 I didn't think you'd say very well. You don't say very well. You say sure. Take 762 00:45:26,620 --> 00:45:27,558 your crew with you. 763 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,820 No, no, no. You'd say that. The head would say very well. That'll be all, 764 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,040 Thank you. 765 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,700 Maybe someone would say, bring your crew later. 766 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,660 But nobody would say... 767 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,178 Very well. 768 00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:49,340 Maybe I should have said yes. 769 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,680 Then discuss the crew. 770 00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,460 But you can't just figure. 771 00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:55,800 Very well.