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Who's not feeling too well, poor old
soul.

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I won't tell you what complaint he's
got.

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But anyway, he's got a nice new nurse to
look after him.

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Morning date, the 5th of the 10th, 71,
take 1. Here we go then, don't forget,

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nice laugh.

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15, 15.

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Hi, darling. Hi, Lockie.

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Hey, look, we'd better get Blackie to
sign our titties. We don't want to lose

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our overtime.

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No, fear, no. We need the extra money.
We're dead skin at the time, you know.

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Yeah? Yeah. You know what Mum's done?
She's done the front room up and we're

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taking in another lodger. Go on. Yeah.
Have you got anybody yet? No, I told

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Blakey about it. I hope he finds
somebody for me. Yeah, all right.

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Oh, Blondie's not there. Honey?

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Hey, George, seen Blackie, have you?

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Yeah. He's gone up the deck room.

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Don't tell me he's checking up that new
nurse.

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Nah. He's got the gas, eh?

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Oh, poor old Blackie.

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Here, look, we'd better get him to sign
these titties quick before he dies.

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Let's get in.

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Oh, blimey, I might have locked the
door.

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Oh, isn't it marvellous, eh? He's always
on at us about us with the clippies.

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Yeah, we'll have a nice time, won't you?

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You two shut up, you morons.

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Nurse is examining my stomach.

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Oh, there you are, Blackie. Sign these
and we can push off then, mate. Do you

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mind waiting until I've finished?

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the pin after you've eaten?

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Yes, sister, after I've eaten, yes. Is
there anything else in particular that

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brings the pin on?

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Whenever I clap my eyes on these two, I
bet it makes an acid, sister.

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I see. Well, perhaps you ought to suck
something.

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He does.

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That's why we call him Dracula.

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I couldn't quite do without your crude
comment.

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I think it's just overacidity due to
stress and worry.

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That's what I've got, stress and worry.
That's what it is. It's too much

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responsibility here, sister.

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If I didn't bother about them buses, I
don't think they'd ever get out the

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depot. Well, that should cut your
worries enough.

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Because if they don't go out, they
wouldn't be late coming back in.

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I'll get you some stomach mixture.
That'll help you. Come on, Blackie, sign

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these, will you?

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Savvy Monica down there. Yeah, all
right. That's it. And the other one.

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Now, if you just drink this, that'll
clear your stomach.

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Yes, it might have cleared his stomach,
but he's clogged up his moustache.

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Oh, pardon.

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Yeah, well, a couple more of those and
he'll be unclogged.

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Here, by the way, Blakey, have you found
anybody to rent our room? No, I

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haven't, mate. I've got other things to
do apart from worrying about finding

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lodgers for you, mate. Well, I'm looking
for somewhere else to stay. Have you

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got a room to live in?

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Yeah. Yeah, my mum, she's done the front
room up. It's nice. You'll like it. And

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I'll tell you something, we don't charge
much.

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Oh, well, perhaps I'll come round later.

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See if it's suitable.

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Oh, pardon me, sister. Oh, that's all
right. It's good for you. It brings all

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the wind from your stomach.

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Clears the wax out of his ears and all.

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Will you get out? All right.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, they brought my pain on again,
sister.

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I'm sure you'll be very happy and
comfortable here, dear.

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Oh, yes, thank you. The room is very
nice.

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Yeah, well, cut yourself a bit of cake,
love.

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Oh, allow me.

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Oh, thank you.

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Stop the sliver, it's too fattening. Oh,
there we are. Thank you, that's

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beautifully cut.

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I'll have another bit.

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No, no, not yet.

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No, well, you see, they've only been
married ten years.

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You're a career woman, are you?

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No. What do you do with yourself all
day?

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You must be wondering what they do with
themselves all night.

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I suppose working with busmen, you must
get used to crude remarks like that. I'm

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afraid I do, but it's all part of the
job.

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Blimey, I was only joking. It's very bad
taste.

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I suppose you had to work very hard to
be a nurse.

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Yes, I did, but it's very interesting
work.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Actually, I have always
wanted to take up medicine myself.

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All right, love.

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Just had a bit of a shock, that's all.

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Actually, you'd have made a very good
doctor. You have just the right manner.

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It's very important.

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Thank you to say so.

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Well, if you'll just excuse me, I think
I'll finish unpacking. Oh, allow me.

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Thank you.

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Oh, blimey, I know she only had a little
bit of cake, but surely she's got the

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strength to turn the knob.

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I was merely being polite.

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It's a nice change to have someone well
-bred in the house.

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You never opened the door for me.

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Ah, be fair, love, he did once.

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When was that? When you threatened to
leave home.

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Don't stand me. It's the truth, Mum. He
couldn't get the door quick enough to

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open it for her.

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Oh, now, don't be nasty, love. You know
he didn't mean it.

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Anyway, I think that young lady's got
very nice manners. Did you notice when

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took her bit of cake, she cocked her
little finger up?

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That was nice.

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You think that's nice? Yeah. Well, just
because she cocks her little finger up,

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it doesn't impress me.

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I think she's a stuck -up bit. Eh? She
walks around the depot with her nose

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crinkled up as though there's a nasty
smell in the air.

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With you lot there, there very probably
is.

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Personally, I found her conversation
most stimulating.

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Stimulating? You made yourself a right
net, didn't you?

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Well, of course, I always fancy taking
up her medicine. I have always wanted to

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take up medicine.

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It would have been nice for my little
Ollie if Arthur had been a doctor.

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Yeah, he might have had his operation
done properly.

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Him, he's too mean.

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If he'd have been a doctor, he'd have
done it himself.

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Yeah, could he have done it? Well, of
course he could.

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Mind you, he might have had eyes in the
back of his head.

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How very funny.

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How very funny.

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Mind you, I don't suppose that young
lady will stay here more than a day

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to put up with you lot. Oh, I bet she
will.

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I'm making a very nice dinner tonight
because it's your first evening here.

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Good. I just hope you won't all bore her
with your rather coarse conversation.

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Oh, well, I don't expect she found you
so blooming dazzling. Oh, he doesn't are

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all like that.

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Every time he turned his bonce, his bald
head kept shining in her eyes.

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Oh, shut up.

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Come on, Stan, wake up.

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Dinner's ready.

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Oh, thanks, Ollie. Yeah.

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I'm a bit peckish.

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Well, come on, love. Tidy yourself up.

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What for?

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The lodger.

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Now, Mum, look, let's get this straight,
shall we? Let's start as we mean to

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carry on. I'm not behaving any different
just because we've got a snooty lodger

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in the house.

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Dinner ready.

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Has anyone bothered to call Marion?

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Get in.

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What are you tarting up like that for?

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I thought I may as well change. I just
had a bath.

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A bath?

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It's only Wednesday.

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It is permissible to have a bath more
than once a week.

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You've shaved.

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Yeah, yeah, does he?

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So, yes.

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It looks as smooth as a baby's bum.

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Get your head off.

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You've done it for that woman?

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Not at all.

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Well, you never shave for me in the
evenings.

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Hey, he's even put talcum powder on.

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It might be a good idea if you were a
little more particular over your own

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personal hygiene.

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Oh, well, if you feel that way, mate,
I'll tell you what I'll do.

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I'll dab a bit of chrysanthemum water
round my arm. There is no need to be

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ridiculous. Me ridiculous?

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Blimey, you're the one that's being
ridiculous. Look at you.

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What's that pink thing in your pocket?

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Oh, yes, your knickers.

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What are you doing with no drawers in
your pocket?

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They were hanging up in the bathroom.

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I only got them down just in time before
Mary came in for her bath.

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Oh, hasn't she ever seen knickers
before?

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Doesn't she wear any?

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Well, perhaps that's what he's hoping.

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I don't want them. You can have them
back.

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Oh,

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yes, yes, of course. I'm afraid the
cat's a little bit deaf. Oh, yes, I

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can see what's the trouble.

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Hasn't he got a nice, soft, gentle
touch?

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Nobody can ask you no, love. She can't
remember.

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Yeah, come on, loves. Oh, sit down.

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It's too fun. It's still up. Come out of
it. Come on. There you go. Sit there.

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That's it.

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Stay up.

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Charlie. You love me.

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Come on, darling.

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Get stuck in. It's your picture night
tonight. You don't want to be late.

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Come on, Arthur, hurry up, otherwise
you'll miss the start of the film.

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Oh, yes, yes.

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Yeah, and I always go out with the
pictures on a Wednesday night.

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Oh, well, I was thinking of going this
evening.

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Oh, how lovely.

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Perhaps you could join us.

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Oh, yes, that would be lovely. I'd hate
to miss the film.

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Oh, yeah.

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What is it? What's it called?

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Oh, it's one of Antonio and his
masterpieces. They say it's a spiritual

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experience.

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Do they really?

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We're going to see Dracula meets the ape
man.

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Well, I suppose that's all right. Right
for people that want a cheap thrill.

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Well, it's the only sort of thrill some
people get.

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Yes.

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Personally, of course, I only go to see
those sort of films to please Olive.

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I myself would much prefer something
more mentally stimulating.

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Carball bits.

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Yes. Yes, I think that's a good idea.
We'll all go and see that Antigone film.

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I'll go and get my coat.

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I'm not going to see that film. If you
want to see it, you see it with her.

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Righty -ho, I will.

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Arthur. Yes? You can't leave on it.

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Oh. I suppose you were looking forward
to seeing that Dracula thing. You know I

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was.

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Righty -ho, sunshine.

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Here's 50 pence.

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See you at home after the film.

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Oh, Mum, he's not going to go to the
pictures with that woman.

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No, he won't go, darling.

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It's all talk.

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You know him.

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I'll tell you what.

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I'll bet you five shillings he comes
back.

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Good night, all.

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I owe you a dollar.

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Thank you for the taxi.

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Oh, that's nothing. We always come home
by taxi.

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The bus service here is so disgusting,
you can't even tell if they're going to

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run.

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My goodness, we might have been stuck in
that shelter together for hours.

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Well, that might have been nice.

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Yes.

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I did enjoy your company. Your wife's a
very lucky woman.

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Oh, well, I...

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I do my best to keep her happy.

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About once a year.

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I thought the film was marvellous. It
was typical Antonioni, especially that

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scene in the park.

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Oh, my goodness, yes, yes.

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All that stark realism.

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The sheer power of primitive passion.

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Good, how would he know?

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Well... Well... Well, good night, then.

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Good night.

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Sleep well.

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Yes.

240
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Oh, you're still up, are you? Yeah.

241
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:07,280
All that primitive passion seems to have
got you going, doesn't it?

242
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,880
You want to forget that because Ollie's
waiting for you.

243
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:12,620
You were spying?

244
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,200
Well, of course, we...

245
00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:17,330
We always take a taxi home. Oh, shut up.

246
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:22,630
Of course, I've got to admit, mate, you
can do far more things in the back of a

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taxi than you can in a bus shelter.

248
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I'm not standing there listening to your
foul remarks.

249
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I'll go to bed.

250
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All right, then.

251
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,310
Well, good night, Arthur.

252
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:32,690
Best of luck, mate. Yes, sir.

253
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:33,970
What?

254
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:35,089
Janned or something?

255
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,630
I'm janned, mate. I'm not janned, no.

256
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,050
She's locked you out.

257
00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,790
She what? She's locked you out!

258
00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:58,150
For heaven's sake, don't we be here all
night, mate?

259
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Humourer, humourer.

260
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I'll leave.

261
00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:06,730
Don't be stupid, girl.

262
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:10,250
You know you'd be frightened on your own
in the dark there. Blimey, she was more

263
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frightened when you were here.

264
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Shut up.

265
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Open that door.

266
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Come here.

267
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:17,170
You haven't got a clue, have you? I've
got no idea. Come here.

268
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She's a woman, isn't she?

269
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She's upset.

270
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,810
You've got to speak nicely to her.

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She'll soon melt.

272
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You think so?

273
00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:25,850
Well, I ought to know, don't I?

274
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Besides, she's my sister.

275
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,680
I can't take it cool, you know.

276
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Put a bit of real charm on.

277
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Oh.

278
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S - Sunshine!

279
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I am very sorry.

280
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I didn't mean to upset you.

281
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I'll make it up to you, what if?

282
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,480
I promise.

283
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,720
She's coming. I want her to let it work.
Work time, too.

284
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Here's your pyjamas, you pig!

285
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:00,950
Well,

286
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:05,010
that was brilliant.

287
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,070
Well, this face of you wasn't very good
at it, was you?

288
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,810
You haven't had enough practice being
nice to Olive.

289
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,070
I'll give her a nice.

290
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,270
Open that door!

291
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,670
What's going on out there?

292
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,790
Well, Olive's looked him out.

293
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:21,110
I'm not surprised after the way you
treated her. Most hurtful.

294
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:24,430
Open that door, Olive! Oh, shut up.
You'll never get anywhere like that.

295
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,450
My little Olive's a woman.

296
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:31,020
You've got to talk nicely to her, then
she'll melt and open the door.

297
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,680
And I'll get me teeth kicked in.

298
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:34,660
Open that door, Mayor!

299
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,940
Keep quiet, for God's sake. We've got a
luncheon in the house.

300
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,200
Oh, yes!

301
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,880
Here, there's only one thing for it.
You'll have to sleep with him. Yeah.

302
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,640
Only! Open the door! Open the door!

303
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,120
I'm not having him kicked with me.
Blowing my bed's only three foot wide.

304
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:52,760
We can't get two in now. Well, of course
we can. When your dad and me was first

305
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,400
married, we slept in a three -foot bed.

306
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,960
Dad and I don't have to be... We just
married. Oh, shut up. Come on. Olive,

307
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,640
love, it's ma 'am.

308
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,780
Open the door. Here's a good girl.

309
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:07,599
Here. And if father don't behave himself
and upset you again, you can come and

310
00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:08,680
sleep in my room.

311
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,859
You can come in.

312
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:24,900
But you've got to sleep wrong.

313
00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,550
the edge of the bed and wait for me.

314
00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:30,710
That's how I thought they always slept.

315
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,430
Oh, Jack.

316
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,850
You should have been in our house last
night. The right drama there.

317
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:43,530
Do you know what? I was up with the old
lady for three hours trying to convince

318
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,710
her that Arthur wouldn't leave Olive. Of
course he won't. Well, I'll see to

319
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,430
that. You know how much he eats. God,
blimey.

320
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:49,950
Cost me a fortune.

321
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,810
Heads up. Here comes old Rumblechum. Oh,
yeah.

322
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:55,990
Oh. Hello, Blackie. What's that you've
got there, then?

323
00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,210
It's my medicines.

324
00:17:57,590 --> 00:18:00,390
That new nurse certainly understands my
stomach, you know.

325
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,910
It's all this aggravation. It causes me
to make acid. What's all that muck

326
00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,290
you've got in there, then? It's yoghurt.

327
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,210
Easily digestible, you see.

328
00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:09,790
What are you talking about?

329
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:14,310
It's natural yoghurt, that is. It comes
from the milk of wild goats. Oh, yeah, I

330
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,290
saw a documentary about that. You know,
it appears that all the blokes in

331
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:20,210
Bulgaria who eat that every day all live
to be 100.

332
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:21,470
Do they really?

333
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,430
That means we've got to put up with him
for another five years.

334
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,830
Come on, get in his car. All right, all
right.

335
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,830
Hey, Dom, are you coming with us? I
thought you was off duty.

336
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,190
I am.

337
00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:34,630
It's the newest time to go and eat me
dinner at home, see, so I'm going home

338
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:37,610
now. I must get home and get me some
peace and quiet when I get it, see?

339
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,690
Oh, oh, oh, oh, God.

340
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:44,370
I tell you what, Blakey, it might be
better if we took you straight to the

341
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:45,370
cemetery gates.

342
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:47,790
See you on the drive around.

343
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,190
Come on, Blakey.

344
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:51,910
Oh, just a minute there.

345
00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:55,870
I'd like to have a word with you. Oh,
I'm sorry, I can't. Dr. Chatterby's late

346
00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:59,110
for lunch. I can't stand the canteen.
It's so rough and scruffy.

347
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,270
Oh, Jack, I can't see the canteen. It's
so rough and scruffy.

348
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,010
I'm stuck up a bit.

349
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:08,850
If I see Harper sniffing round her
again, I'll do him. Yeah, come on, mate.

350
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:09,850
see you.

351
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:28,980
for meeting that bird.

352
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,240
Help! Help!

353
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800
Wait, open the door.

354
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,020
Wait, back up in the depot.

355
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:42,220
I don't know anybody, have I?

356
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,440
Nah, it's nothing to worry about. It's
only Blankie.

357
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,280
Blankie, all right, mate? A bit of a
mess, isn't it?

358
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,159
Oh, dear.

359
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,400
I'll get you for this, Butler.

360
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,680
You did that deliberately, didn't you?
No, I didn't. You all right, Blake? You

361
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,980
all right? You're trying to kill me.

362
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,220
What are you talking about? I didn't
even know he was on the bus, did I,

363
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,439
No, that's true, no.

364
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,960
Well, what did you slam the brakes on
for like that then?

365
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,580
Yeah, well, I was testing them. You
always say, make sure your brakes are

366
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,700
right. Well, I can tell you this,
they're marvellous.

367
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,920
Oh, no, that's a lie, you bloomin'
moron.

368
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:20,140
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

369
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,680
Got your paint again, have you?

370
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,280
Must be something you've eaten. No, I've
banged my stomach. That's what I've

371
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,940
done. That's all I need.

372
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,600
Oh, oh, oh.

373
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,100
What's the matter now?

374
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:34,920
I've squashed me pills.

375
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:42,220
Look at that.

376
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,980
I'm supposed to take one of them every
time I'm upset.

377
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,060
Hold on, hold on.

378
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,040
Here you are.

379
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:50,620
Here you are, Blakey.

380
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,820
There's one of your pills here. with
that white medicine on again and take

381
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,820
both at once.

382
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,260
That's not a pill, that's a blooming fly
button.

383
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,860
Oh, I wonder why it had four little
holes in it.

384
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,400
Get up, blaggy, let's see if you're all
right. Come on then.

385
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,020
I'll have to have this bus taken out of
commission, that'll all be hosed down,

386
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,300
it will look. Yeah, well, you'd better
stop here with it then.

387
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,540
Why? So they can hose you down as well
because you're setting the yoghurt,

388
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:26,660
Oh, this is doing me no good at all.
It's all this aggravation making me make

389
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,480
acid, you know. Yeah, well, don't worry,
Blake. All that yoghurt will make your

390
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,480
bottom nice and smooth.

391
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,600
Oh, oh, oh, good.

392
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,960
What's the matter now?

393
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:39,120
All the yoghurt's soaking through now.

394
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,700
What's happened to the inspector?

395
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,420
Why is he standing like that?

396
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,900
Well, he's had a little accident.

397
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,660
Come on, Blakey, mate, we'll get you
cleaned up.

398
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:55,450
It's all right.

399
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:58,490
It's all right. He just messed his suit
up a bit. It's all right. Look, he's

400
00:21:58,490 --> 00:21:59,650
setting the yoghurt, see?

401
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:03,070
Come on, then, Blake. He will get you
scurried out, mate. There's something I

402
00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:06,190
can do. No, no, just a minute. Molly,
Mary, I want to have a word with you,

403
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:09,350
love. Look, I saw you with Arthur just
now. I thought you were going out with

404
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:11,630
him. Now, come on, love. What's going
on?

405
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:14,710
Nothing's going on. I asked Arthur to
come over here.

406
00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:16,349
You did?

407
00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:19,670
Well, I've been thinking about it, and
I've decided I don't want to get

408
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:20,710
with a married man.

409
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:22,149
Ah, now, that's wise.

410
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:24,450
So I'll be leaving, and I'll be
collecting my things this evening.

411
00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:26,290
Will you?

412
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:28,670
Yeah, well, I suppose it's all for the
best, yeah. Oh, Blake, it's all right

413
00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:31,130
now. Bone's broken. Just a bit of shock,
that's all. Oh, I'd better go and have

414
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:32,410
a look, see if he needs any treatment.

415
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:34,710
Yeah, well, don't look for too long, or
you'll be wanting treatment.

416
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:39,590
Yeah, I thought you told me that you saw
her going off with Arthur. Yeah, I did.

417
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,770
He made a right twit of himself, mate.
He turned up in his best suit with a big

418
00:22:42,770 --> 00:22:43,910
box of chocolates for her.

419
00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:47,290
And she gave him the brush off. Oh, poor
old Arthur.

420
00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:50,550
Poor old Arthur. He'll be walking round
the town in hell of a state now.

421
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,770
What, trying to forget her?

422
00:22:51,950 --> 00:22:53,130
No, trying to flog the chocolates.

423
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:12,160
Yes. Oh, love, how are you? Oh, fine.
Here, I'll get you a nice cup of tea.

424
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,480
That's your idea, darling. Thank you.

425
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,700
Hello, Stan.

426
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,480
You look pleased with yourself.

427
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:18,899
Oh, Stan.

428
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,560
Look what Arthur went and got me.

429
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,740
A lovely big box of chocolate.

430
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Did he really?

431
00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:27,540
He went all the way...

432
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,200
posh shop to get them specially, and
they was all done up with another snot,

433
00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:32,740
look. Oh, fancy that.

434
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,640
Yeah, Arthur knows how to get round the
girls.

435
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:40,860
Mind you, it doesn't always work.

436
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,800
Does it, mate?

437
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,520
I must have another one. I'll have a
raspberry cream, they're my favourite.

438
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,840
Do you want one, Stan?

439
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Let's have a look at them.

440
00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:52,640
Oh, no, no, second talk. I'll wait till
I've had my tea.

441
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,340
I'll have one, sunshine.

442
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,650
You great guts.

443
00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:05,530
You've only had a five minute and
already the top layer's gone.

444
00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:07,730
Well, don't be cross, Arthur.

445
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,070
I have forgiven you, haven't I, darling?

446
00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,630
It's all right, all right, all right.

447
00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:14,770
Great clumsy, didn't they? Come here and
rise me cream.

448
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:17,090
Here's your tea, love. Thanks, darling,
thank you.

449
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:20,130
Oh, I'm sorry, Arthur. Have one from the
bottom layer. Right.

450
00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:21,690
How disgusting!

451
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,330
They've all been bitten!

452
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:26,750
I need to find out which was the soft
centre's.

453
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:28,130
LAUGHTER

454
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,680
to eat your bread like a great fat pig.

455
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,160
Well, you're not perfect.

456
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,720
Stan? What?

457
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:39,720
Stan, do you think Arthur and Olive's
marriage is all right?

458
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,940
I'm a bit worried about them.

459
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,840
I spent nearly two quid on these pots
and chocolates.

460
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:46,060
Of course it's all right.

461
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:47,380
Listen to them.

462
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:50,700
They're back to normal, aren't they? Oh,
yeah. Oh, shut up!