1 00:03:31,588 --> 00:03:36,050 My father was a very big man. 2 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:40,221 All his life, he wore a black mustache. 3 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:45,184 When it turned gray, he used a little brush to keep it black, 4 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:50,440 such as ladies use for their eyes — mascara. 5 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:55,528 Everyone was afraid of him. My mother, my four sisters. 6 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,657 At the dining table, you could not speak 7 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:02,744 unless spoken to first by my father. 8 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:07,165 But he loved me. I was his favorite. 9 00:04:58,967 --> 00:05:03,429 I want to call England. Yes, I want to call England. 10 00:05:04,889 --> 00:05:06,808 No, no, it's not London. 11 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,228 It's not London. 12 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:16,192 It's in Sussex. Hastings, in Sussex. 13 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:19,028 You know the code. You got it for me yesterday. 14 00:05:19,112 --> 00:05:20,947 Well, someone did, yes. 15 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:25,868 Quattro, cinque, otto, due, sei, uno. 16 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,329 Hastings, Sussex. 17 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,291 Oh, God! 18 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,422 Can't read this damn book. It's — 19 00:05:38,798 --> 00:05:40,425 It's unreadable. 20 00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:44,345 Can't even bind the bloody thing properly. 21 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:46,806 Come on, let's go out. 22 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:50,101 I'm trying to get through to the children. Can't you hear? 23 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,853 All right. Answer. 24 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:55,815 Hello? Yes. 25 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,694 Mother, hello! 26 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:01,696 Yes, lovely. 27 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:07,035 Yes, absolutely. How are they? 28 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,038 Are they...? 29 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,665 Yes, lovely. Uh — 30 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:16,044 Hello, darling, it's Mummy. 31 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:19,047 How are you? 32 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,215 Is Cathy there? 33 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:20,233 Incredible, isn't it? 34 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:43,756 I think the St. Augustine is incredible. 35 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:45,466 So... 36 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:50,388 - I don't know. - Mmm. You thought that the last time. 37 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:53,432 What do you mean? 38 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,601 Well, you thought it was incredible the last time. 39 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:57,520 The last time we were in Venice, remember? 40 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,313 - Did I? - Mmm. 41 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:02,150 - Well, so what? - Nothing, I'm just — 42 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:03,693 I mean, what's the point? 43 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:06,070 What's the point of saying that? Why did you say that? 44 00:08:06,154 --> 00:08:08,614 - I didn't mean it as an insult. - Christ. 45 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:12,618 - I'm simply making an observation. - What observation? 46 00:08:12,702 --> 00:08:14,954 I'm simply pointing out you haven't changed your mind. 47 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,165 You feel the same way now as you did then. 48 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:24,463 Anyway, I agree with you. I think it's incredible, too. 49 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,122 Shit. 50 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:42,959 What is it? 51 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,586 Look. 52 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:49,090 Got another pimple. 53 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,970 Tsk, tsk, tsk. The girls won't love you anymore. 54 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:59,100 I must need to eat more salt or something. 55 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,978 - What? - I need to eat more salt or something. 56 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:06,440 You don't need salt, you need sex. 57 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,612 - Could I have it with salt? - Why not? 58 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:16,450 God. Don't they know I'm trying to shave? 59 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,419 Hello? 60 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,297 Yes, he is. Hold on a minute. 61 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:31,007 It's Simon. 62 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:38,931 What? 63 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:42,643 Yes, well, I'm only halfway through the bloody thing, Simon. 64 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,103 It's unreadable anyway. 65 00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:48,232 Yes, well, this is supposed to be my holiday. 66 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,701 - Those two. Thank you. - Ventimila. 67 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,291 - Ecco una. - Okay. 68 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,376 Now, this one's for Jack. 69 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,963 - Ecco la seconda. - And this is for Cathy. 70 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,465 - Lovely. - What do you think? 71 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,758 They'll be thrilled. 72 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:17,386 Now, I'm going to do a little drawing of Cathy. 73 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,806 With spots. 74 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,102 And I'm going to do a little drawing of Jack. 75 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:29,774 For Jack. 76 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,942 Jacko. 77 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:35,571 - What do you think? - Fantastic. You're a genius. 78 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,990 Grazie. 79 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,916 Hold it. 80 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:50,211 Oh, come on. Smile! 81 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,550 Oh, excuse me. Would you take a photograph of us? 82 00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:58,469 - Avec plaisir. - Thank you. 83 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,848 - Tiens-moi ça. - Oui. 84 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,024 - There we go, okay? - Voilà! 85 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,734 - Thank you. - Il n'y a pas de quoi. 86 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,211 My youngest sisters, 87 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,132 Alice and Lisa, came to me in the garden and said, 88 00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:39,885 "Robert, Robert, come to the kitchen quickly. 89 00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:43,055 Eva and Maria have a treat for you." 90 00:12:56,861 --> 00:13:00,573 Mmm, Cathy's been selected for the football team. Did I tell you? 91 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,032 What football team? 92 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:05,202 - The school football team. What else? - Hmm. 93 00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:09,415 - Don't you think it's dangerous? - Not really. 94 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:14,628 Tell me something. Tell me the truth. Do you like children? 95 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,424 - What children? - My children. 96 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,511 Uh-huh. I like your children. 97 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:27,933 No, what I mean is, do you actually like children? 98 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:32,897 - Well, you mean all children? - Children. Do you actually like children? 99 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:38,027 What, you mean as such? The species as such? 100 00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:42,573 What I mean is — 101 00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:47,620 The real truth is... you don't like children. 102 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:54,001 What you mean is, you think I don't like your children. 103 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,423 What about me? 104 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:03,636 Do you like me? 105 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,933 Mmm. I like you. 106 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:12,770 And you know why? 107 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,022 No. Why? 108 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:19,693 I like you because you're always asking me such challenging questions. 109 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,697 You're always testing my intellect. 110 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,645 Did I ever tell you the terrible thing 111 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,814 that happened to me when I was a little girl? 112 00:14:57,523 --> 00:15:00,776 The worst thing that ever happened to me? 113 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,861 No, you didn't tell me. 114 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,783 Well, I was about seven or eight, 115 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:11,912 and there was this gang of kids — 116 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,665 boys and girls — 117 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,417 and we were this gang. 118 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,797 And one day... 119 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:26,302 some of them said, "One member of this gang 120 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,846 isn't really good enough to be a member of this gang, 121 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,932 and does everyone agree that we should throw this person out?" 122 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,686 And I said, "Yes. Yes." 123 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,855 - I clapped. - Clapped? 124 00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:40,107 Yes. 125 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,361 I clapped. 126 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,866 I said, "Yes, throw this person out." 127 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,329 And you know who that person was? 128 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,041 Mmm. You. 129 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:02,713 Yes. 130 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,882 That's terrible. 131 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:09,303 That's a terrible story. 132 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,597 I don't understand. 133 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,811 What do you say, Mary? 134 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,356 Up at dawn for you and into a speedboat? 135 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:23,108 Where shall we go? Where can we go? 136 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:26,111 Murano. They blow beautiful glass. Very nice. 137 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:29,448 Oh, Murano. Lovely. 138 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,408 - What time is dawn? - Buonanotte. 139 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,160 - Dawn, signore? - Daybreak. 140 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,413 A speedboat to Murano at daybreak. 141 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:52,930 And on the table were two big bottles of lemonade, a cream cake, 142 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:57,142 two packets of cooking chocolate, a big box of marshmallows. 143 00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:01,689 And Maria said, "Look, darling. This is all for you." 144 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,182 Colin? 145 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:44,773 Find anything? 146 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,114 Isn't this beautiful? 147 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,289 What do you think? 148 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:25,939 And Maria said, "Look, darling. This is all for you." 149 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,770 Are you asleep? 150 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,773 Mary, it's late. 151 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,984 - What is it? - We haven't had any dinner. 152 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,570 What time is it? 153 00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,031 Late. 154 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,327 Padovani's. Will Padovani's be open? 155 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,539 - Or what about — - No. No, it's quite late. 156 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,624 Too late. All closed. 157 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:29,211 But I know a very good bar. Late-night bar. 158 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,505 Nice sandwich. Good drinks. 159 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,424 Very nice place. Very easy to find. 160 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:39,847 - All right. We'll have to take a map. - All out. It's my only one, sorry. 161 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:44,184 - Well, let me look. - Here. You see? 162 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:45,561 - Mmm. - Very nice. 163 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,813 - You go straight out of here. - Mmm. 164 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,899 Turn and take a right. 165 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,485 Then you turn and take a right. 166 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,363 Right... there. 167 00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:00,701 Right. Mmm. Thanks. 168 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,660 - Look, this way. - How do you know? 169 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,907 What do you think? 170 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,345 - Yes, there we are. - No. 171 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,056 It's definitely this way. 172 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,517 I'm sorry, but it is. 173 00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:01,279 - Oh! - Hmm. 174 00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:07,744 - This way? - All right. 175 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,080 Colin! 176 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,295 What's that? 177 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,382 Ah. 178 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,176 Look at that bed. 179 00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:38,025 - She reminds me of someone. - It's like a space shuttle. 180 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,029 What do you think? Where are we? 181 00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:44,614 Is this right? 182 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,034 Yes, definitely. 183 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:55,167 - Look at all this. - "Collettivo Femminista Venezia." 184 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,879 Women are so radical here. They're really impressive. 185 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,255 I wish we had a map. 186 00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,800 They want convicted rapists castrated. 187 00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,262 See this building? 188 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,267 We've been past this building about ten minutes ago. 189 00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:14,311 Quite right too. 190 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,522 - What is? - To castrate rapists. 191 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:40,003 What was that man doing? 192 00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:42,005 Glass at this time of night? 193 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:43,757 - Come on. - Very strange. 194 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:54,101 - I'm starving. - I think we're on the right track. 195 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,519 So do I. 196 00:23:57,229 --> 00:23:59,272 Good evening. You need help? 197 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,067 Well, uh... 198 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:06,571 we're looking for a place to get something to eat. 199 00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:08,740 There's absolutely nothing in that direction, 200 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:11,660 but I can show you a very good place that way. 201 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:14,913 - No, isn't there a bar just over there? - No. No, closed. 202 00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,581 Everything is closed. 203 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,793 - My name is Robert. - Hello. 204 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,796 Would you like to eat some beautiful Venetian food? 205 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,589 We'd love to. 206 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:28,426 I'll show you this place. You must both be terribly hungry. 207 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,472 All right. Let's go. 208 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:33,765 Um... 209 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,477 This is Mary. I'm Colin. 210 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:40,605 - You're English? - Yes. 211 00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:41,857 Whereabouts? 212 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:43,942 Uh, Mary's from Bristol and I'm from London. 213 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,611 Ah. Beautiful country. 214 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:51,074 - Your first trip to Venice? - No. We were here three years ago. 215 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,742 - Two years ago. - Two. 216 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,079 Changed much, has it? 217 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,128 These posters are everywhere. 218 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,007 These are women who can't find a man. 219 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:12,095 They want to destroy everything that's good between men and women. 220 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:14,181 They don't know what they want. 221 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:18,602 This way. 222 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:31,907 - Ciao, ragazzi. Come va? - Bene, grazie. 223 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,461 - It's very easy to get lost. - Mmm. 224 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,130 Often there's a dead end or a canal. 225 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,179 It's not far. 226 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,426 Buonasera, Robert. 227 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:35,053 Please. 228 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,894 Monica. Jocelyn. Ça va? 229 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,525 This way, please. 230 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,116 Thank you. 231 00:26:58,868 --> 00:27:00,245 Please. 232 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:10,422 It's the real Venice. 233 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:15,969 Excuse me. 234 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,643 Grazie. 235 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:32,986 There's no food. I'm sorry. The cook is sick. 236 00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:37,741 It's a tragedy. I could kill him. Very sorry. 237 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:42,203 But this is a wonderful wine. Full of nourishment. 238 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,413 Mmm. 239 00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:51,504 - Cheers. - Cheers. 240 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,136 Now, tell me. 241 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:02,098 I'm a man of immense curiosity. Passionate curiosity. 242 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:03,683 - Are you married, you two? - No. 243 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,935 But you live together. But you live together in sin. 244 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,771 - No. - No? Why not? 245 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,856 In this day and age, no one would stop you. 246 00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:12,692 In this day and age, as you well know, there are no standards. 247 00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:17,280 What about you? Tell us a bit about you. I mean, who are you, anyway? 248 00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:22,786 But you have a child. Am I right? 249 00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,622 - How did you know? - I feel it. 250 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,708 I have two children. 251 00:28:29,292 --> 00:28:31,252 A boy and a girl. 252 00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:41,513 - This is your boy and your girl. - Yes. 253 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:45,600 Beautiful. Beautiful. Not yours. 254 00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:48,019 Not mine. 255 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:53,525 Beautiful children. They take after their beautiful mother. 256 00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:54,734 Thank you. 257 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:59,781 Your English is terribly good. 258 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:03,368 I grew up in London. My wife is Canadian. 259 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,078 Any more breadsticks? 260 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:09,040 - Ancora vino. E deigrissini. - Arrivo subito. 261 00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:12,419 - Your wife's Canadian? - Certainly. We lived there. 262 00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:15,088 Oh. How did you meet? 263 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,006 Ah. 264 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:20,844 That would be impossible to explain without describing my mother and sisters, 265 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:24,431 and that would only make sense if I first described my father. 266 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:28,893 In order to explain how I met my wife, I would have to describe my father. 267 00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:31,604 Mmm. You want me to do that? 268 00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,524 Would you really like me to do that? Shall I do that? 269 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:35,817 All right. All right. 270 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:40,029 My father was a... very big man. 271 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:44,200 All his life, he wore a black mustache. 272 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:48,746 When it turned gray, he used a little brush to keep it black, 273 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:51,249 such as ladies use for their eyes — mascara. 274 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:56,421 Everyone was afraid of him — my mother, my four sisters. 275 00:29:56,504 --> 00:30:00,675 At the dining table, you could not speak unless spoken to first by my father. 276 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:04,304 But he loved me. I was his... favorite. 277 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:07,056 He was a diplomat all his life. 278 00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:10,143 We spent years in London. Knightsbridge. 279 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:13,521 Every morning, he got out of bed at 6:00 280 00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:16,107 and went to the bathroom to shave. 281 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:18,860 No one was allowed out of bed until he'd finished. 282 00:30:19,736 --> 00:30:24,199 My eldest sisters were 14, 15. I was ten. 283 00:30:24,282 --> 00:30:27,785 One weekend, the house was empty for the whole afternoon. 284 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:31,498 My sisters whispered together. Their names were Eva and Maria. 285 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:35,210 They called me and they led me into my parents' bedroom. 286 00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:37,712 They told me to sit on the bed and be quiet. 287 00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:41,925 They went to my mother's, um, dressing table. 288 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:46,804 They painted their fingernails, they put creams and powder on their faces, 289 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,765 they used lipstick. 290 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:52,227 They pulled hairs from their eyebrows and brushed mascara on their lashes. 291 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:54,479 They took off their white socks 292 00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:57,732 and put on my mother's silk stockings, panties. 293 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:01,361 They sauntered about the room looking over their shoulders at the mirror. 294 00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:03,613 They were, mmm, beautiful women. 295 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,824 They laughed and kissed each other, 296 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:09,661 they stroked each other, they giggled with each other. 297 00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:13,373 I was enchanted. They fed my enchantment. 298 00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:20,088 They whispered to me that it was our secret, 299 00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:24,384 that we would keep it in our hearts forever, never reveal it. 300 00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:29,180 But that night, at dinner, I felt my father staring at me, 301 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:31,474 staring deep into me. 302 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:34,978 He chewed, swallowed, he put his knife and fork down. 303 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,521 He looked at me. 304 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:40,316 My heart started to beat. To thump. To beat, to thump. 305 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:46,030 My father said, "Tell me, Robert. What have you been doing this afternoon?" 306 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:47,740 He knew. 307 00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:52,412 I knew he knew. But he was God. He was testing me. 308 00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:55,039 So I told him. So I told him all that my sisters had done. 309 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,457 I told him everything. 310 00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:04,632 My mother was silent. My sisters' faces were white. 311 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,092 No one spoke. 312 00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:10,138 My father said, "Thank you, Robert," and finished his dinner. 313 00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:15,560 After dinner, my sisters and I were called to my father's study. 314 00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:19,397 They were beaten with a leather belt without mercy. 315 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,898 I watched this. 316 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:24,110 A month later, they took their revenge. 317 00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:29,282 We children were again alone in the house. Nanny was away. 318 00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:32,744 My youngest sisters — 319 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:34,078 Grazie — 320 00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:37,457 Alice and Lisa, came to me in the garden. 321 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,669 They said, "Robert, Robert, come to the kitchen quickly. 322 00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:43,963 Eva and Maria have a treat for you." 323 00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:47,050 I was suspicious, but I went. 324 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,509 I was so... 325 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:51,346 innocent. 326 00:32:51,429 --> 00:32:55,016 On the kitchen table were two big bottles of lemonade, cream cake, 327 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:57,769 two packs of cooking chocolate, a big box of marshmallows, 328 00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:00,438 and Maria said, "Look, darling, this is all for you." 329 00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:03,816 "But first," Eva said, "you must drink some medicine. 330 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:08,905 This is very rich food and this medicine will protect your stomach. 331 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,908 Help you to enjoy it." 332 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:14,410 I was too greedy to question this. I drank the medicine. 333 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:15,995 Only slightly disgusting. 334 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:18,498 Then I ate the chocolate, the marshmallows and the cake, 335 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,375 and drank a bottle of lemonade. 336 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:25,004 They applauded and said that only a man could drink a second bottle of lemonade. 337 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,882 It would be beyond my capabilities. 338 00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:30,301 I said, "Give it to me." 339 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,470 And I drank the second bottle. 340 00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:35,640 And I finished the chocolate and the marshmallows and the cake. 341 00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:37,016 They said, "Bravo, bravo." 342 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:40,895 Then the kitchen began to spin around me 343 00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:44,524 and I badly needed to go to the lavatory. 344 00:33:46,234 --> 00:33:49,487 Suddenly, Eva and Maria held me down 345 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:53,616 and tied my hands together with a long piece of rope behind my back 346 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:57,120 and dragged me into my father's study. 347 00:33:57,829 --> 00:34:01,874 They took the key from the inside, slammed the door and locked it. 348 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:04,669 "Bye-bye, Robert," they called through the keyhole. 349 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:08,923 "Now you are big Papa in his study." 350 00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:10,800 I was locked in... 351 00:34:11,926 --> 00:34:15,179 my revered, my feared father's study, 352 00:34:15,263 --> 00:34:19,684 where he received the diplomatic corps of London, the elite of the world. 353 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:26,023 And I puked and pissed and shat all over my father's carpets and walls. 354 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:27,775 My father found me there. 355 00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:30,069 He said, uh, "Robert..." 356 00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:36,367 "Have you been eating chocolate?" 357 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:39,370 Then he nearly killed me. 358 00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:41,789 Then he didn't speak to me for six months. 359 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:46,711 I've never forgiven my sisters. 360 00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:51,674 My only solace was my mother. 361 00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:55,052 I grew so thirsty at night. 362 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:57,597 She brought me a glass of water every night 363 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,599 and laid her hand upon my brow. 364 00:34:59,682 --> 00:35:02,435 She was... so tender. 365 00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:06,564 When my father was away, I slept in her bed. 366 00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:11,986 One afternoon, the wife of the Canadian ambassador 367 00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:13,780 was invited to tea. 368 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:17,492 She brought her daughter Caroline. 369 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:20,995 When my mother showed her mother our garden, 370 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,748 we were left alone, the children. 371 00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:25,917 Suddenly Eva said, 372 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,462 "Miss Caroline, do you sleep with your mother?" 373 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:35,134 Caroline said, "No. Do you?" 374 00:35:35,218 --> 00:35:36,552 And Eva said... 375 00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:38,888 "He does." 376 00:35:40,515 --> 00:35:44,936 And all my sisters giggled, and Caroline looked at me and smiled and said, 377 00:35:45,019 --> 00:35:47,438 "I think that's really awfully sweet." 378 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:49,982 And she became my wife. 379 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:57,865 Not at that moment, of course. 380 00:35:57,949 --> 00:36:01,828 We were both only... 11 years old at the time. 381 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:18,553 Where on earth are we? 382 00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:22,598 Hmm? Do you know? 383 00:36:24,141 --> 00:36:27,019 God, let me sit down. I've got such a — 384 00:36:27,103 --> 00:36:30,064 - Hmm? - Oh, I've got such a headache. 385 00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:32,859 Oh. Can I...? 386 00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:36,028 Can you press the back of my neck? Just there. 387 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:37,321 - There? - Yeah. 388 00:36:37,405 --> 00:36:38,406 That's it? 389 00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:42,451 - Oh, God. I'm going to — - What? 390 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:58,593 - Shh-shh. - Sorry. 391 00:36:58,676 --> 00:37:00,845 Sit down. 392 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:04,515 I'm all right. I just have to sit down. 393 00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,809 I can't walk anymore. 394 00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:10,313 Hold me. 395 00:37:12,356 --> 00:37:13,524 Mmm. 396 00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:18,571 What a terrible man. 397 00:37:19,572 --> 00:37:20,907 Who was he? 398 00:37:27,830 --> 00:37:29,624 We're on our holiday. 399 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,864 Mary. Hey. 400 00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:45,950 - Hey, wake up. - Mmm? 401 00:38:48,202 --> 00:38:49,745 - Come on. - Where are we? 402 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,956 I don't know. Venice. Come on. 403 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,918 - Come on. - Help me. 404 00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,588 Wait. 405 00:39:20,234 --> 00:39:22,111 I've been bitten. 406 00:39:22,194 --> 00:39:23,821 Well, try not to scratch. 407 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:27,825 I'm so thirsty. 408 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:31,662 You're going to have to look after me today. 409 00:39:33,748 --> 00:39:36,375 Why? Did you look after me yesterday? 410 00:39:42,006 --> 00:39:44,091 I'm so thirsty. 411 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:51,223 Ah. There's the waterfront. Come on. There'll be a café. 412 00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,032 Let's go in the shade. 413 00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:29,011 We'd like to order something to drink, please. 414 00:40:29,095 --> 00:40:30,721 I will tell your waiter. 415 00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,160 I wonder how the children are. 416 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:57,915 When you spoke to them — When was it? 417 00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,751 - Was it yesterday? - How were they then? 418 00:41:03,129 --> 00:41:04,922 It's like a prison here. 419 00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:08,801 Let's go home. 420 00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,057 The flight's paid for. It doesn't leave for another five days. 421 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:16,725 We could get another one. 422 00:41:17,601 --> 00:41:19,770 Why do you want to go home? Excuse me! 423 00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:24,608 I can't believe it. He's coming. 424 00:41:24,692 --> 00:41:28,487 We should've brought the children with us. It would have made all the difference. 425 00:41:28,571 --> 00:41:29,947 To me, anyway. 426 00:41:34,869 --> 00:41:37,329 - Signore? - A jug of water, please. With ice. 427 00:41:37,413 --> 00:41:40,833 - Water? - Um... coffee. 428 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,377 - Croissant? Eggs? Juice? - No, just a jug of water. Thank you. 429 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:46,088 Oh, let's go to the hotel and get water there. 430 00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:47,423 All right. 431 00:41:47,923 --> 00:41:50,259 He's probably bringing it anyway. 432 00:41:52,094 --> 00:41:54,013 I don't know why we came here. 433 00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:58,726 Why did we come? We've been here before. Why did we come again? 434 00:42:03,814 --> 00:42:05,983 Actually, I remember why we came. 435 00:42:08,402 --> 00:42:10,738 We thought we'd find out what to do, didn't we? 436 00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:15,451 What to do about you and me. 437 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:20,706 Well? 438 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,752 Have you found out? 439 00:42:26,921 --> 00:42:32,301 I haven't. I just want to go home. To my own bed and my kids. 440 00:42:39,475 --> 00:42:41,018 Or maybe you have. 441 00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:45,022 Maybe you have decided what you want. 442 00:42:47,149 --> 00:42:48,692 What you want to do. 443 00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:53,614 Have you? 444 00:43:00,788 --> 00:43:02,122 No. 445 00:43:13,884 --> 00:43:17,471 Oh, God. We should have gone back to the hotel. 446 00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:24,645 He's missed us. 447 00:43:24,728 --> 00:43:27,523 And one thing that we can say is that 448 00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:31,735 the decay of Venice began with the discovery of America. 449 00:43:36,699 --> 00:43:40,703 The decay lasted until Napoleon. 450 00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:43,747 My friends. 451 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:48,002 And how are you both this morning? 452 00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,504 - Terrible. We slept in the street. - Street? 453 00:43:51,922 --> 00:43:54,508 - Well, after we left you, we — - We didn't have a map. 454 00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:58,595 I'm horrified. It's entirely my fault. 455 00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:01,181 I kept you late with wine and my stupid stories. 456 00:44:01,265 --> 00:44:04,143 Stop scratching. No, no, no, it's not a question of that. We just couldn't — 457 00:44:04,226 --> 00:44:08,522 It's my fault. And it's my responsibility to correct it. 458 00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:10,733 - You must come to my house. - Signore, your coffee. 459 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:13,110 Senta. Lasci stare. 460 00:44:13,193 --> 00:44:14,737 No, no, we have a hotel. 461 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:19,658 My house is a thousand times more comfortable, peaceful, serene. 462 00:44:21,952 --> 00:44:23,495 We take a taxi. 463 00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:26,165 Please. 464 00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:28,876 - What do you think? - All right. 465 00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:30,210 Come. Please. 466 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,293 Where are we? 467 00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,295 Robert brought us here. 468 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:24,468 Robert. Where is he? 469 00:47:24,551 --> 00:47:25,886 I don't know. 470 00:47:30,766 --> 00:47:31,975 What time is it? 471 00:47:32,935 --> 00:47:34,228 Evening. 472 00:47:36,188 --> 00:47:39,858 - Did you sleep well? - Mmm, yes, wonderfully. 473 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,704 - How's your bite? Oh. - It's gone. 474 00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:55,207 Where's my watch? 475 00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,419 Where's our clothes? 476 00:48:01,630 --> 00:48:03,966 Hmm? Have you seen them? 477 00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:19,273 Not in there. 478 00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:37,124 Not in here. 479 00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:39,585 No? 480 00:48:43,088 --> 00:48:44,798 Don't you think we ought to find them? 481 00:48:48,802 --> 00:48:51,430 - I feel good. - I must find out what's going on. 482 00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:54,016 I just can't walk around here stark bloody naked. 483 00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:57,728 I think there's a dressing gown hanging up in there. 484 00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:07,654 I can't wear this. Look. 485 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,329 Yes, you can. You look lovely. 486 00:49:16,288 --> 00:49:18,040 You look like a god. 487 00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:21,835 I think I'm going to have to take you to bed. 488 00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:25,422 This isn't a dressing gown. It's a nightie. 489 00:49:25,505 --> 00:49:28,300 You've no idea how good you feel in it. 490 00:49:29,676 --> 00:49:32,262 I can't walk around a stranger's house dressed like this. I'm sorry. 491 00:49:32,346 --> 00:49:35,849 Not with an erection, hmm? 492 00:49:35,932 --> 00:49:38,143 Mmm? 493 00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:42,439 Here. Put it on. 494 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:45,233 Find out what's going on. 495 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:02,709 How do I look? 496 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,311 Hello. 497 00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,980 I'm Caroline, Robert's wife. 498 00:50:25,482 --> 00:50:28,777 - Well, you're looking rested. - Hello. 499 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,654 Come outside. It's nice. 500 00:50:34,574 --> 00:50:37,452 Oh. Wow. 501 00:50:37,536 --> 00:50:40,831 Mmm. It is beautiful, isn't it? 502 00:50:40,914 --> 00:50:42,916 I spend as much time as possible out here. 503 00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:47,546 - I'm Mary Kenway. - Yes, I know. 504 00:50:48,505 --> 00:50:51,299 - Come and sit down. - Is this yours? 505 00:50:52,634 --> 00:50:53,802 Yes. 506 00:50:54,678 --> 00:50:56,513 - I made it. - Oh. 507 00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:59,808 I sometimes sit out here and do embroidery. I like embroidery. 508 00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:01,351 Well, it's lovely. 509 00:51:02,394 --> 00:51:06,314 - Would you like a biscuit? Take one. - Thanks. 510 00:51:07,441 --> 00:51:09,109 - You must be hungry. - Mmm. 511 00:51:09,192 --> 00:51:12,362 Robert wants you to stay for dinner. He'll be back for dinner. 512 00:51:12,446 --> 00:51:15,741 He's gone to his bar. A new manager starts there tonight. 513 00:51:16,658 --> 00:51:17,909 His bar? 514 00:51:18,577 --> 00:51:21,413 Yes. You were there last night, weren't you? 515 00:51:23,623 --> 00:51:25,417 He didn't say it was his bar. 516 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:28,670 Well, it's just — It's a kind of hobby, I guess. 517 00:51:29,671 --> 00:51:33,759 But you know more about it than I do. I've never been there. 518 00:51:39,264 --> 00:51:41,308 Have you done something to your back? 519 00:51:41,391 --> 00:51:44,561 It helps to move. 520 00:51:44,644 --> 00:51:47,189 Sometimes I just stand up and move about. 521 00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:52,402 - Are you fond of your friend? - Colin? 522 00:51:54,988 --> 00:51:58,575 I hope you don't mind. There's something I must tell you. 523 00:52:01,995 --> 00:52:05,457 While you were both asleep, I came in and looked at you both. 524 00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:10,754 I just sat on the chaise for half an hour. I just sat there and looked at you both. 525 00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:14,549 Oh. 526 00:52:18,053 --> 00:52:21,807 Colin is very beautiful, isn't he? Robert said he was. 527 00:52:21,890 --> 00:52:23,809 Oh, you are too, of course. 528 00:52:25,018 --> 00:52:27,187 You both have such wonderful skin. 529 00:52:30,524 --> 00:52:31,858 Are you in love? 530 00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:34,027 Well, I... 531 00:52:35,737 --> 00:52:39,157 I do love him, I suppose. 532 00:52:39,241 --> 00:52:41,284 Not quite like when we first met. 533 00:52:42,285 --> 00:52:45,914 I trust him, really. He's my closest friend. 534 00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:48,500 But what do you mean by "in love"? 535 00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:53,880 I mean that you'd do absolutely anything for the other person. 536 00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:57,509 And you'd let them do absolutely anything to you. 537 00:52:58,969 --> 00:53:00,095 Anything? 538 00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:04,599 If you're in love with somebody, you — 539 00:53:10,397 --> 00:53:11,898 Oh! 540 00:53:11,982 --> 00:53:13,316 Hello. 541 00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,194 This is Colin. This is Caroline, Robert's wife. 542 00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:19,614 - Are you having a nice time? - Um... 543 00:53:20,198 --> 00:53:23,159 - On your holiday? - Yes, except we keep getting lost. 544 00:53:23,243 --> 00:53:25,078 Pull up a chair. 545 00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:31,710 - Oh, my God! - What? 546 00:53:32,669 --> 00:53:34,254 Your clothes. 547 00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:38,508 I forgot. I washed and dried them. I clean forgot. 548 00:53:38,592 --> 00:53:40,594 I must tell you where they are. 549 00:53:40,677 --> 00:53:43,847 But before I do, I think you should tell him what I told you, don't you? 550 00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:47,517 - What? - What I did while you were both asleep. 551 00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:50,645 Oh. Right. 552 00:53:50,729 --> 00:53:55,400 Um, Caroline came in and looked at us both whilst we were asleep. 553 00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:58,111 Oh, did she? 554 00:53:59,571 --> 00:54:00,822 Yes. 555 00:54:02,449 --> 00:54:06,620 You were so peaceful. Just like a baby. 556 00:54:07,871 --> 00:54:10,624 Babies can be very ratty in their sleep. 557 00:54:10,707 --> 00:54:15,670 Oh, no, not him. I'm sure he always sleeps sweetly. 558 00:54:16,254 --> 00:54:19,049 - Yes, but I'm not a baby. - No, I never said you were. 559 00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:21,384 I only said that you slept like a baby. 560 00:54:22,969 --> 00:54:26,389 Now, listen. Robert is very keen for you to stay and have dinner with us. 561 00:54:29,142 --> 00:54:32,312 He told me not to let you have your clothes till you agreed. 562 00:54:34,481 --> 00:54:36,775 - You must be starving, anyway. - Mmm. 563 00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:39,277 So you will? 564 00:54:41,404 --> 00:54:43,448 - Well, I — - Oh, please. 565 00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:45,116 If you don't, he'll blame me. 566 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,035 - Come on, let's stay. - Oh, good. 567 00:54:50,872 --> 00:54:53,124 And, uh, now can I have my clothes? 568 00:54:55,627 --> 00:54:59,255 They're locked in your bathroom cupboard. Here's the key. 569 00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:02,008 - Thanks. - Just through there. 570 00:55:08,765 --> 00:55:11,768 Oh, isn't it sweet when men are shy? 571 00:55:12,602 --> 00:55:14,521 It's so sweet. 572 00:55:14,604 --> 00:55:17,273 Tell me, what do you do? Do you work? 573 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:21,611 Well, I mainly do voice-overs these days. 574 00:55:21,695 --> 00:55:23,405 You know, commercials. 575 00:55:23,488 --> 00:55:26,950 I was with a women's group until about six months ago. 576 00:55:27,033 --> 00:55:29,536 A women's group? What do you mean, a women's group? 577 00:55:29,619 --> 00:55:32,789 - A theater group. - You're an actress? 578 00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:36,793 Oh, what a beautiful thing that must be. 579 00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:40,463 Well, sometimes. Anyway, the group broke up, so — 580 00:55:40,547 --> 00:55:43,675 Women. It was all women? 581 00:55:44,551 --> 00:55:47,721 Well, some of us wanted to bring in men from time to time, 582 00:55:47,804 --> 00:55:50,974 and the rest of them wanted to keep it pure. 583 00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:52,976 That's what broke us up. 584 00:55:53,059 --> 00:55:56,229 But how can you do a play with only women? 585 00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:58,732 I mean, what could happen? 586 00:55:58,815 --> 00:56:00,442 "Happen"? 587 00:56:00,525 --> 00:56:02,610 Well, you, uh — 588 00:56:02,694 --> 00:56:06,823 you could have a play about two women who have only just met 589 00:56:06,906 --> 00:56:09,075 sitting on a balcony talking. 590 00:56:10,827 --> 00:56:14,706 But they'd probably be waiting for a man. 591 00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:16,374 And then he'd come. 592 00:56:16,458 --> 00:56:19,753 - And then something would happen. - Ah. 593 00:56:28,928 --> 00:56:32,015 - It hurts when I laugh. - Oh, God. Can I do anything? 594 00:56:32,098 --> 00:56:35,185 Would you just touch me here on my neck? 595 00:56:35,268 --> 00:56:37,520 There. Press it. 596 00:56:37,604 --> 00:56:39,355 No, uh, harder. 597 00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:42,609 Yeah. That's it. Thank you. 598 00:56:43,693 --> 00:56:46,780 Ah. 599 00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:53,453 - We did an all-women Hamlet once. - Hamlet? 600 00:56:54,037 --> 00:56:55,455 I've never read that play. 601 00:56:55,538 --> 00:56:59,334 In fact, I haven't seen a play since I was at school. 602 00:57:00,126 --> 00:57:03,963 Isn't that the one with the ghost, and somebody locked up in a convent? 603 00:57:04,047 --> 00:57:06,382 - And then everybody dies at the end? - Mmm. 604 00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:09,385 - Were you the star? - No. 605 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:11,387 - Hello. - Hello. 606 00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:15,725 - Have you slept well? - Oh, wonderfully. Thank you so much. 607 00:57:15,809 --> 00:57:18,394 - What a beautiful apartment. - I'll get the glasses. 608 00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:20,230 It belonged to my grandfather. 609 00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:25,110 You see that island? 610 00:57:25,193 --> 00:57:27,112 That's Cemetery Island. 611 00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,865 My grandfather and my father are both buried there. 612 00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:37,163 - You're staying for dinner, I trust. - I'll get dressed. 613 00:57:39,791 --> 00:57:42,585 - A glass of champagne first. - Ah. 614 00:57:47,757 --> 00:57:48,925 Carolina! 615 00:58:07,569 --> 00:58:08,736 Thank you. 616 00:58:11,156 --> 00:58:14,159 You look like an angel. 617 00:58:16,578 --> 00:58:17,996 How are you feeling? 618 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,206 Better. 619 00:58:20,707 --> 00:58:22,125 To Colin and Mary. 620 00:58:26,671 --> 00:58:29,215 - Dinner. - Oh, I'd better get dressed. 621 00:58:37,223 --> 00:58:38,892 Oh. Thank you. 622 00:58:40,685 --> 00:58:41,936 Thank you. 623 00:58:57,452 --> 00:58:58,870 Beautiful place. 624 00:59:13,468 --> 00:59:17,055 These books are the favorite literature of my father. 625 00:59:17,138 --> 00:59:18,640 And my grandfather. 626 00:59:19,390 --> 00:59:20,975 All first editions. 627 00:59:24,354 --> 00:59:27,607 These are things my father used every day. Small things. 628 00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:33,488 - He used opera glasses every day? - No. 629 00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:35,865 He used opera glasses at the opera. 630 00:59:38,368 --> 00:59:40,119 They belonged to my grandfather. 631 00:59:42,372 --> 00:59:47,293 Your father seems to be, uh, well, very important to you. 632 00:59:48,002 --> 00:59:51,464 My father and his father understood themselves clearly. 633 00:59:52,048 --> 00:59:55,426 They were men and they were proud of their sex. 634 00:59:56,094 --> 00:59:58,263 Women understood them too. 635 00:59:58,346 --> 01:00:01,933 Now women treat men like children because they can't take them seriously, 636 01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:08,273 but men like my father and my grandfather women took very seriously. 637 01:00:08,356 --> 01:00:12,110 There was no uncertainty. No confusion. 638 01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:17,824 So... 639 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,663 this is a museum... 640 01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:27,250 dedicated to the good old days, hmm? 641 01:01:06,497 --> 01:01:08,166 Mashed potatoes. 642 01:01:08,249 --> 01:01:10,293 It's good to eat something with mashed potatoes. 643 01:01:10,376 --> 01:01:11,961 - Pass around the salad. - Yeah. 644 01:01:12,045 --> 01:01:14,505 - Do you want some salad? - I'd love some salad. Thank you. 645 01:01:14,589 --> 01:01:18,760 So, how is England? Lovely, dear old England? 646 01:01:18,843 --> 01:01:22,138 Hampshire, Wiltshire, Cumberland, Yorkshire? 647 01:01:22,221 --> 01:01:24,307 Harrods! 648 01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:27,477 Such a beautiful country. Such beautiful traditions. 649 01:01:28,061 --> 01:01:31,272 Well, it's not quite so beautiful now. Is it, Colin? 650 01:01:33,149 --> 01:01:36,027 - Colin, are you feeling all right? - Yeah. 651 01:01:36,527 --> 01:01:39,781 In what way? In what way not beautiful? 652 01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:42,158 Oh. 653 01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:44,452 I don't know. 654 01:01:44,535 --> 01:01:46,579 Freedom. You know? 655 01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:50,792 Freedom? What kind of freedom? Freedom to do what? 656 01:01:52,001 --> 01:01:54,962 - Freedom to be free. - You want to be free? 657 01:01:57,882 --> 01:02:00,426 - Free to do what? - You don't believe in it? 658 01:02:01,094 --> 01:02:04,639 Sure, I believe in it, but sometimes a few rules, you know, 659 01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:06,265 they're not a bad thing. 660 01:02:06,349 --> 01:02:11,479 First and foremost, society has to be protected from perverts. 661 01:02:11,562 --> 01:02:14,816 Everybody knows that. My philosophical position is simple. 662 01:02:14,899 --> 01:02:17,193 Put them all up against the wall and shoot them. 663 01:02:19,195 --> 01:02:22,240 What society needs to do is purify itself. 664 01:02:22,323 --> 01:02:24,617 The English government's going in the right direction. 665 01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:28,204 In Italy, we could learn a lot of lessons from the English government. 666 01:02:28,871 --> 01:02:30,957 Well, I'm an Englishman and I have to say 667 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,418 I disagree violently with what you just said. 668 01:02:34,127 --> 01:02:36,003 I think it's shit. 669 01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:44,929 I respect you as an English man, but not if you're a communist poof. 670 01:02:46,973 --> 01:02:49,058 You're not a poof, are you? 671 01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:53,271 It's the right word, no? Or is it "fruit"? 672 01:02:56,566 --> 01:02:59,277 Talking about fruit, it's time for coffee. 673 01:02:59,986 --> 01:03:03,197 - No, I think we should be going. - Yes, we must. 674 01:03:03,281 --> 01:03:06,701 - But coffee — - No, we've stayed far too long already. 675 01:03:06,784 --> 01:03:08,661 But thank you so much. We're tired. 676 01:03:08,744 --> 01:03:10,246 Mmm. 677 01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,747 Thank you. 678 01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:15,501 Our hotel won't seem quite the same after your apartment. 679 01:03:27,555 --> 01:03:28,556 Oh! 680 01:03:30,099 --> 01:03:31,434 Nice. 681 01:03:31,976 --> 01:03:34,145 I'm a keen amateur photographer. 682 01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:37,732 - Go straight till we get to the — - You take the San Zaccaria bridge. 683 01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:41,861 Please. Please come back. Please. It's important. 684 01:03:42,570 --> 01:03:44,155 I can't get out. 685 01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:48,159 - Love to. - It's my back. You know, those stairs. 686 01:03:49,994 --> 01:03:53,414 Anyway, um, thank you so much for your kindness. 687 01:03:53,498 --> 01:03:54,999 Good night. 688 01:03:57,376 --> 01:04:00,004 - It's meant a great deal to us. - Thanks. Good night. 689 01:04:00,087 --> 01:04:01,255 Bye. 690 01:04:24,529 --> 01:04:27,740 You know, when I saw you on that terrace tonight, 691 01:04:28,699 --> 01:04:30,159 in that nightdress... 692 01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:39,210 you looked so beautiful... 693 01:04:42,129 --> 01:04:45,091 my heart... jumped. 694 01:04:46,634 --> 01:04:50,137 But I told you how you looked in that nightdress, didn't I? 695 01:05:19,250 --> 01:05:21,127 Permesso? 696 01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:24,046 - Oh, please! - Dovrei pulire la stanza. 697 01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:26,340 We're on our bloody holiday, for Christ's sake. 698 01:05:27,008 --> 01:05:28,092 Mmm. 699 01:05:31,012 --> 01:05:33,889 Come here. Come here. 700 01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:53,367 - What's it like? - Huh? 701 01:05:54,410 --> 01:05:56,037 I often wonder what it feels like. 702 01:05:57,663 --> 01:05:59,165 What's what like? 703 01:05:59,874 --> 01:06:02,043 What's it feel like to be the girl? 704 01:06:02,126 --> 01:06:05,338 I mean, having the feeling of being — 705 01:06:11,302 --> 01:06:12,928 It feels... 706 01:06:13,846 --> 01:06:15,431 like... 707 01:06:16,682 --> 01:06:17,892 this. 708 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,960 I'm crazy about you. 709 01:06:49,590 --> 01:06:51,342 I'm crazy about you. 710 01:07:12,029 --> 01:07:13,614 Don't open the shutters. 711 01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:15,825 Come here. 712 01:07:16,701 --> 01:07:18,035 Come here. 713 01:07:19,578 --> 01:07:20,746 Sit down. 714 01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,502 Ow! 715 01:07:26,585 --> 01:07:28,629 - I want you. - No. 716 01:07:28,713 --> 01:07:31,215 No? Yes. 717 01:07:31,298 --> 01:07:34,135 No. No. 718 01:07:54,613 --> 01:07:56,991 Wasn't that maid in the hotel extraordinary? 719 01:07:57,074 --> 01:07:59,160 - Mmm. Listen. - Mmm? 720 01:07:59,243 --> 01:08:01,162 Why did they do that to you, those kids? 721 01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:03,664 Why did they hound you out of that gang? I don't understand it. 722 01:08:04,665 --> 01:08:06,792 Because they didn't like me. 723 01:08:06,876 --> 01:08:10,254 Mm-mmm. They were jealous of you. That's what it was. 724 01:08:10,963 --> 01:08:13,799 They were jealous of your beauty. 725 01:08:18,304 --> 01:08:20,598 I am myself. You know that, don't you? 726 01:08:22,016 --> 01:08:25,269 I'm... jealous of your beauty. 727 01:08:33,986 --> 01:08:36,989 In that it belongs to me. Jealous in that sense. 728 01:08:38,616 --> 01:08:42,203 No one else can touch it. It's all mine. 729 01:08:42,286 --> 01:08:43,662 - Is it? - Mmm. 730 01:08:45,372 --> 01:08:47,166 All mine. 731 01:08:47,249 --> 01:08:50,920 - It's my possession. - I'm possessed? 732 01:08:51,003 --> 01:08:53,380 Avete visto quei due inglesi? 733 01:08:53,464 --> 01:08:54,715 Colin. 734 01:08:55,424 --> 01:08:56,842 What? 735 01:09:00,846 --> 01:09:04,350 - You know what those people are doing? - Hmm? What? 736 01:09:04,433 --> 01:09:06,977 - They're talking about us. - About you. 737 01:09:07,561 --> 01:09:10,481 - No, you. - Or perhaps us. 738 01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:14,568 This actually reminds me. I wanted to ask you something. 739 01:09:15,402 --> 01:09:17,404 You know all this thing about thighs and bottoms? 740 01:09:17,488 --> 01:09:19,740 - What thing? - Well, you know. 741 01:09:19,824 --> 01:09:22,618 People look at other people's thighs and bottoms and they say, 742 01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:26,330 "Christ, what thighs, what bottoms!" or "What an arse!" 743 01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:27,414 "What an ass." 744 01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:29,875 "What tits," of course. 745 01:09:30,459 --> 01:09:34,380 "What tits, what boobs, what a can." If you see what I mean. 746 01:09:35,422 --> 01:09:37,299 I mean, what I mean is... 747 01:09:38,634 --> 01:09:42,471 Well, my first point is that only the word "thighs" is constant. Get it? 748 01:09:42,555 --> 01:09:45,140 You've got all these other words for all the other words, 749 01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:47,101 but there's only one word for thighs. 750 01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:49,854 - Isn't that incredible? - Well, you don't need another word. 751 01:09:49,937 --> 01:09:52,022 "Thighs" is a perfectly good word. 752 01:09:52,106 --> 01:09:54,149 - What's your question? - This is. 753 01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:57,695 When people look at you and, well, you know, 754 01:09:57,778 --> 01:10:00,656 talk about your thighs and your bottom, or both, et cetera, 755 01:10:01,407 --> 01:10:06,537 what sense of your thighs and your bottom do you at such a time have, hmm? 756 01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:11,417 Oh, people aren't talking about my thighs or my bottom. 757 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,961 Now, how can you know that? 758 01:10:15,045 --> 01:10:18,549 Because... the whole damn restaurant 759 01:10:18,632 --> 01:10:21,635 is talking about your thighs and your bottom. 760 01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:25,055 Mine? No, I don't think so. 761 01:10:25,973 --> 01:10:27,850 - Mm-hmm. - Really? 762 01:10:34,189 --> 01:10:36,442 Incredible. 763 01:10:44,992 --> 01:10:48,162 - Oh, I forgot to tell you. - What? 764 01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:50,539 I had rather a good idea. 765 01:10:51,999 --> 01:10:55,753 I'm going to hire... a surgeon. 766 01:10:56,837 --> 01:10:59,006 A very handsome surgeon. 767 01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:03,552 To cut off your arms and your legs. 768 01:11:03,636 --> 01:11:05,095 Oh, really? 769 01:11:05,179 --> 01:11:10,976 And I'll keep you in a room in my house and use you just for sex. 770 01:11:11,602 --> 01:11:14,563 - Whenever I feel like it. - Mmm. 771 01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:18,609 And sometimes, I'll lend you to my girlfriends 772 01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:21,278 and they can do what they like with you. 773 01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:24,156 It's funny you should say that, because... 774 01:11:24,990 --> 01:11:28,327 I've come to a sort of decision myself and I haven't told you yet. 775 01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:30,120 - A decision? - Mmm. 776 01:11:30,955 --> 01:11:32,665 I've come to this decision. 777 01:11:33,290 --> 01:11:35,584 - What is it? - Well... 778 01:11:36,961 --> 01:11:39,213 I'm going to invent a machine. 779 01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:45,260 Made of steel. Powered by electricity. 780 01:11:45,344 --> 01:11:50,474 - It has controls, pistons. - Mmm. 781 01:11:51,475 --> 01:11:54,520 It has, uh, straps and dials. 782 01:11:54,603 --> 01:11:56,772 And it makes a low hum. Like this. 783 01:11:57,314 --> 01:11:59,900 Like that? 784 01:12:00,526 --> 01:12:05,239 - And the machine will fuck you. - Mmm. 785 01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:07,658 Not just for hours and days, 786 01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:12,204 but for years and years and years and years. 787 01:12:13,288 --> 01:12:14,456 Forever. 788 01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:58,584 Mary. 789 01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:01,086 You were having a nightmare. Mary. 790 01:13:05,716 --> 01:13:07,009 What is it? 791 01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:11,555 What is it? 792 01:13:13,724 --> 01:13:16,518 Mary, you were having a terrible dream. What is it? 793 01:13:16,602 --> 01:13:17,895 Shh. 794 01:13:27,112 --> 01:13:28,614 You are beautiful. 795 01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:32,868 Are you awake? 796 01:13:32,951 --> 01:13:35,579 - I'm so frightened. - Shh. 797 01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:37,873 What is it? What is it? 798 01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,543 Touch me. Touch me. 799 01:13:42,211 --> 01:13:45,005 Shh. Come on. Let's go back. 800 01:13:45,089 --> 01:13:46,715 Come on. Let's sit down. 801 01:13:49,510 --> 01:13:52,888 What is it? You had a terrible dream. Do you remember it? 802 01:13:52,971 --> 01:13:56,558 - Mmm. - Hmm? Tell me. What was it? 803 01:13:56,642 --> 01:14:00,813 There was a photograph at Robert's apartment. 804 01:14:02,689 --> 01:14:04,066 It was of you. 805 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:06,777 What photograph? 806 01:14:08,195 --> 01:14:11,657 I looked through some photographs at Robert's apartment. 807 01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:14,451 One of them was of you. 808 01:14:18,038 --> 01:14:19,289 Of me? 809 01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:24,545 It must have been taken from outside. 810 01:14:24,628 --> 01:14:28,215 From a boat or along the waterfront. 811 01:14:29,133 --> 01:14:31,260 You were standing on this balcony. 812 01:14:32,052 --> 01:14:35,931 - But I didn't see any photograph. - No, you didn't see it. 813 01:14:39,059 --> 01:14:42,020 - Don't fall asleep. Keep awake. - I'm awake. 814 01:14:44,690 --> 01:14:47,025 You're in his photograph. 815 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,572 Colin? 816 01:15:11,175 --> 01:15:14,094 - What about over there? What do you think? - All right. 817 01:15:14,595 --> 01:15:15,637 Come on. 818 01:16:15,364 --> 01:16:17,824 Something happened at Robert's flat. I didn't tell you. 819 01:16:18,408 --> 01:16:19,868 I can't hear you. What? 820 01:16:20,577 --> 01:16:23,080 Something happened at Robert's flat. I didn't tell you. 821 01:16:27,251 --> 01:16:29,127 When you'd gone to change, to dress. Remember? 822 01:16:29,211 --> 01:16:30,295 Mm-hmm. 823 01:16:31,838 --> 01:16:34,800 Well, he was talking to me. 824 01:16:35,550 --> 01:16:38,095 About his father and so on. 825 01:16:41,473 --> 01:16:44,309 And then, suddenly, he hit me really hard in the stomach. 826 01:16:48,313 --> 01:16:50,357 He — 827 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,985 - He totally winded me. - He hit you? 828 01:16:53,694 --> 01:16:55,946 - Yeah. - But why? 829 01:16:59,992 --> 01:17:01,743 Why didn't you say anything? 830 01:17:04,538 --> 01:17:05,831 I don't know. 831 01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,918 I don't know why I didn't say anything. 832 01:17:11,878 --> 01:17:13,714 I don't know why he hit me. 833 01:17:16,508 --> 01:17:19,678 And I don't know why he took my photograph on the balcony either. 834 01:17:25,934 --> 01:17:27,436 I'm going for a swim. 835 01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:06,975 Listen. 836 01:18:07,934 --> 01:18:09,478 I've been thinking. 837 01:18:12,856 --> 01:18:15,067 Why don't we do it, huh? 838 01:18:15,150 --> 01:18:17,486 - Do what? - Get together. 839 01:18:18,362 --> 01:18:19,446 You know. 840 01:18:20,739 --> 01:18:22,532 Live together with the children. 841 01:18:24,326 --> 01:18:25,660 I mean it. 842 01:18:27,829 --> 01:18:29,122 I love you. 843 01:18:32,459 --> 01:18:36,254 Yes, but we don't have to commit ourselves to all that. I mean... 844 01:18:38,924 --> 01:18:41,259 It's been such a lovely day. 845 01:18:43,553 --> 01:18:45,680 Well, don't you want to? I thought you wanted to. 846 01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:52,687 I do, but... when I was swimming out there and I was all alone, 847 01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:55,816 I suddenly felt so... peaceful. 848 01:18:57,526 --> 01:18:59,027 I can't describe it. 849 01:19:00,195 --> 01:19:02,155 I could have gone on forever. 850 01:19:03,156 --> 01:19:07,452 I can't get back to things like this... just like that. 851 01:19:18,672 --> 01:19:20,173 I thought you wanted it. 852 01:19:25,387 --> 01:19:26,888 We'll see, shall we? 853 01:20:00,755 --> 01:20:03,091 It goes around the other side of the island first. 854 01:20:03,175 --> 01:20:06,052 Then it cuts through the harbor around to our side. 855 01:20:06,136 --> 01:20:07,304 Let's take it, then. 856 01:20:40,504 --> 01:20:43,423 We can get off at the next stop and walk through, if you like. 857 01:20:43,507 --> 01:20:44,508 What? 858 01:20:44,591 --> 01:20:47,177 We can get off at the next stop and walk through, if you like. 859 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,471 It's probably quicker than going around the harbor. 860 01:20:49,554 --> 01:20:50,805 Possibly. 861 01:20:51,848 --> 01:20:52,933 Yes. 862 01:21:38,979 --> 01:21:40,355 See where we are? 863 01:21:41,731 --> 01:21:43,817 Colin! Mary! 864 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,194 Hi! Hi! 865 01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:50,323 Come up! 866 01:21:51,616 --> 01:21:54,703 - Come on up! Come on! - Do you want to go up? 867 01:21:54,786 --> 01:21:56,997 Well, she's seen us. We can't very well be rude. 868 01:22:12,304 --> 01:22:14,264 - Grazie. - Just across the canal, please. 869 01:22:14,347 --> 01:22:16,600 - Over there. - Grazie. 870 01:23:30,006 --> 01:23:32,884 - Hello. - Hello. 871 01:23:32,967 --> 01:23:35,804 How delightful. How delightful to see you. 872 01:23:35,887 --> 01:23:38,056 The boat brought us around this side from the beach, 873 01:23:38,139 --> 01:23:40,141 so we thought we'd say hello. 874 01:23:46,648 --> 01:23:48,441 We were expecting you sooner. 875 01:23:49,693 --> 01:23:51,903 - You got my message? - No. When? 876 01:23:52,696 --> 01:23:55,865 I left a message at your hotel today. We're going away, you see. 877 01:23:56,533 --> 01:23:59,744 - We didn't want to miss you. - No, we didn't get it. 878 01:23:59,828 --> 01:24:01,788 But you came anyway. How wonderful. 879 01:24:04,374 --> 01:24:06,668 - Going away? - Ah! 880 01:24:06,751 --> 01:24:08,753 - To Canada. - Oh. 881 01:24:08,837 --> 01:24:12,507 To see my family. So we wanted to say good-bye, have a farewell drink. 882 01:24:12,590 --> 01:24:14,384 So it's wonderful you came. It really is. 883 01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:17,345 Take Mary and give her some refreshment. I have to go to my bar. 884 01:24:17,429 --> 01:24:19,389 I have business to finish. Very quick. 885 01:24:19,472 --> 01:24:21,182 - Will you come with me? - Uh, I'll just — 886 01:24:21,266 --> 01:24:23,226 Walk with me. Keep me company. We won't be long. 887 01:24:23,309 --> 01:24:26,229 - Colin, I — - Have you been swimming? 888 01:24:26,312 --> 01:24:27,856 - Yes. - Oh. 889 01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:37,073 Good God. 890 01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:41,995 I thought you were going on holiday. Are you moving? 891 01:24:42,078 --> 01:24:43,413 We're selling up. 892 01:24:43,496 --> 01:24:45,790 We are going on holiday, but when we get back, 893 01:24:45,874 --> 01:24:48,251 we're gonna buy a ground-floor apartment. 894 01:24:48,334 --> 01:24:50,295 - That's what I need. - Oh. 895 01:24:51,296 --> 01:24:53,882 - Would you like some herb tea? - Oh, I'd love some. 896 01:25:14,110 --> 01:25:17,697 - Ciao, Robert. - Dove andate? Venite con noi. 897 01:25:17,781 --> 01:25:19,783 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 898 01:25:35,465 --> 01:25:37,383 - Ciao. - Ciao. 899 01:25:40,970 --> 01:25:44,974 - Somebody just pinched me. - Venetians are very friendly people. 900 01:25:45,058 --> 01:25:46,601 Ah. This way. 901 01:25:47,811 --> 01:25:49,479 Let's go inside. 902 01:25:55,109 --> 01:25:57,654 Robert said he told you about his childhood. 903 01:25:59,906 --> 01:26:01,741 He exaggerates a lot, you know. 904 01:26:01,825 --> 01:26:04,786 He turns his past into stories to tell at the bar. 905 01:26:07,789 --> 01:26:09,165 Oh, no sugar for me. 906 01:26:09,249 --> 01:26:11,459 I'm just stirring in the lemon to bring out the taste. 907 01:26:12,335 --> 01:26:15,672 - Shall we take it out onto the terrace? - May I? 908 01:26:18,591 --> 01:26:20,134 What happened to your back? 909 01:26:31,771 --> 01:26:34,232 Sì, certo. È come hanno detto. 910 01:26:34,732 --> 01:26:37,694 Esattamente. Sì, sì, ho capito. 911 01:26:40,780 --> 01:26:42,866 Arrivederci. 912 01:26:42,949 --> 01:26:45,493 L'avvocato dice che il contratto è perfetto. 913 01:26:45,577 --> 01:26:48,079 Mmm. All right. 914 01:27:00,925 --> 01:27:02,760 Did you understand 915 01:27:02,844 --> 01:27:05,263 what I was telling people as we walked here? 916 01:27:06,890 --> 01:27:08,141 No. 917 01:27:08,641 --> 01:27:10,643 I was telling them that... 918 01:27:12,562 --> 01:27:14,105 you're my lover, 919 01:27:14,188 --> 01:27:17,191 and that Caroline is jealous because she likes you too. 920 01:27:22,238 --> 01:27:25,450 - Why did you tell them that? - Why "why"? 921 01:27:26,868 --> 01:27:30,204 We knew you would come back. 922 01:27:30,288 --> 01:27:32,582 Now, look here, Robert. Hang on a minute. 923 01:27:36,753 --> 01:27:40,006 Why did you take that picture of me? The one you showed Mary? Hmm? 924 01:27:41,466 --> 01:27:45,345 - Ah, she's very quick. - But what was the point? 925 01:27:49,307 --> 01:27:50,892 I'm selling the bar. 926 01:27:51,601 --> 01:27:53,019 To him. 927 01:28:01,986 --> 01:28:06,407 I've never told anyone this. Never. But I want to tell you. 928 01:28:09,243 --> 01:28:11,788 Soon after we were married, 929 01:28:11,871 --> 01:28:14,123 Robert started to hurt me when we made love. 930 01:28:15,249 --> 01:28:17,418 I tried to stop him, but he went on doing it. 931 01:28:17,502 --> 01:28:20,004 And after a time, I found I liked it. 932 01:28:21,923 --> 01:28:25,635 Not the pain itself, but somehow... 933 01:28:26,678 --> 01:28:29,555 the fact of being helpless before it. 934 01:28:31,557 --> 01:28:33,643 Being reduced to nothing by it. 935 01:28:35,019 --> 01:28:38,606 And of being punished, therefore being guilty. 936 01:28:39,732 --> 01:28:42,777 I felt it was right that I should be punished. 937 01:28:45,655 --> 01:28:47,240 I thrilled to it. 938 01:28:49,659 --> 01:28:51,452 No, it took us over totally. 939 01:28:52,245 --> 01:28:54,747 It grew and grew. It seemed never-ending. 940 01:28:55,957 --> 01:28:58,668 But there was an end to it. We both knew what it was. 941 01:29:08,052 --> 01:29:12,306 That waiter was once a fisherman, but pollution has ruined the fish, 942 01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:15,018 so fishermen become waiters. 943 01:29:21,691 --> 01:29:24,235 Why did you take my picture? What does it mean? 944 01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:30,450 You see that barbershop? 945 01:29:31,075 --> 01:29:34,162 My grandfather and my father used that barbershop. 946 01:29:35,288 --> 01:29:37,040 And I use that barbershop. 947 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:42,628 That's Cemetery Island. 948 01:29:44,255 --> 01:29:45,256 Hmm. 949 01:29:51,721 --> 01:29:55,433 My back happened suddenly one night. It was very bad indeed. 950 01:29:55,516 --> 01:29:59,145 And there was an incompetent surgeon, you know. 951 01:29:59,228 --> 01:30:01,189 So I'm like this. 952 01:30:03,941 --> 01:30:06,652 He's terribly strong, you see. 953 01:30:06,736 --> 01:30:11,157 When he bent my head backwards, I blacked out with the pain, but... 954 01:30:12,241 --> 01:30:17,705 I remember thinking, "It's going to happen. Now. 955 01:30:18,498 --> 01:30:22,752 There's no going back on it. It's going to happen now. 956 01:30:22,835 --> 01:30:25,755 This is it. This is the end." 957 01:30:28,299 --> 01:30:29,717 Oh, I'm boring you. 958 01:30:31,636 --> 01:30:33,930 Oh, no, not at all. It's the... 959 01:30:35,598 --> 01:30:38,101 It's the sun, I think. The long swim. 960 01:30:38,643 --> 01:30:40,019 - Mm-hmm. - Mmm. 961 01:30:42,939 --> 01:30:46,484 Do you and Colin do strange things? 962 01:30:49,278 --> 01:30:51,739 Oh, no, I don't think so. No. 963 01:30:52,657 --> 01:30:55,118 O-Oh, I-I'm sure Colin does. 964 01:30:56,369 --> 01:30:58,204 In fact, I'm certain he does. 965 01:31:00,123 --> 01:31:01,916 I want to show you something. 966 01:31:09,507 --> 01:31:10,758 A bit dizzy. 967 01:31:11,509 --> 01:31:13,302 I must show you something. 968 01:31:32,321 --> 01:31:34,490 You haven't been in our bedroom, have you? 969 01:31:35,950 --> 01:31:39,036 Ooh! My legs ache. 970 01:32:03,269 --> 01:32:04,478 God! 971 01:32:05,229 --> 01:32:07,190 He's so beautiful. 972 01:32:09,317 --> 01:32:11,861 Robert saw you both the first day you arrived. 973 01:32:14,155 --> 01:32:16,782 That was the first picture I saw of him. 974 01:32:16,866 --> 01:32:20,286 Oh, I'll never forget it. Robert came home so excited. 975 01:32:20,369 --> 01:32:23,122 And then he brought more and more photographs home. 976 01:32:23,873 --> 01:32:26,167 We became so close. 977 01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:27,752 Incredibly close. 978 01:32:28,669 --> 01:32:30,504 Colin brought us together. 979 01:32:31,797 --> 01:32:33,716 It was my idea to put him here on the wall 980 01:32:33,799 --> 01:32:36,802 so that we could see him all the time as we made love. 981 01:32:39,347 --> 01:32:42,391 I took that one myself. Isn't it brilliant? 982 01:32:42,475 --> 01:32:43,851 Why? 983 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:46,479 And then Robert brought you home. 984 01:32:47,813 --> 01:32:50,233 It was as if God was in on our dream. 985 01:32:53,069 --> 01:32:56,322 I knew that fantasy was passing into reality. 986 01:32:56,405 --> 01:32:58,324 Have you ever experienced that? 987 01:32:58,407 --> 01:33:00,368 It's like stepping into a mirror. 988 01:33:00,451 --> 01:33:02,495 Colin. 989 01:33:03,162 --> 01:33:05,456 Colin! 990 01:33:07,083 --> 01:33:09,710 Wake up. Wake up! 991 01:33:10,419 --> 01:33:12,088 Colin and Robert are back. 992 01:33:15,675 --> 01:33:17,677 Do you know where we are now? 993 01:33:20,096 --> 01:33:21,555 Shall I tell you? 994 01:33:23,432 --> 01:33:26,852 We are on the other side of the mirror. 995 01:33:47,456 --> 01:33:49,250 Mary, what is it? 996 01:33:51,669 --> 01:33:52,712 Mary? 997 01:33:54,130 --> 01:33:55,339 What is it? 998 01:33:56,382 --> 01:33:58,092 What's the matter? 999 01:33:58,175 --> 01:34:00,886 Mary. What's the matter? 1000 01:34:01,971 --> 01:34:03,222 Cheers. 1001 01:34:04,932 --> 01:34:08,102 It's just a mild touch of sunstroke, that's all. 1002 01:34:08,185 --> 01:34:11,731 She's not hot. Mary, what is it? Is it sunstroke? 1003 01:34:11,814 --> 01:34:15,026 Shh-shh. Tell me. Try to tell me. 1004 01:34:15,109 --> 01:34:16,277 Tell me! 1005 01:34:17,278 --> 01:34:19,947 She's just tired. 1006 01:34:20,031 --> 01:34:23,326 Are you trying to say my name? Are you trying to say my name? Wh — 1007 01:34:23,409 --> 01:34:25,661 - Co — Co — - What are you trying to say? 1008 01:34:25,745 --> 01:34:28,664 - Co — Co — - Cold. 1009 01:34:29,498 --> 01:34:31,667 - Co — - She's cold. 1010 01:34:32,668 --> 01:34:34,587 We shouldn't crowd her. 1011 01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:37,173 She needs a doctor. Where's the telephone? 1012 01:34:38,049 --> 01:34:40,259 Oh, it's been disconnected. 1013 01:34:40,343 --> 01:34:41,427 Disconnected? 1014 01:34:42,261 --> 01:34:43,637 We're going away. 1015 01:34:47,683 --> 01:34:51,854 Well, you must know a doctor. Hmm? 1016 01:34:52,688 --> 01:34:54,899 Go and fetch a fucking doctor! 1017 01:34:54,982 --> 01:34:56,567 She's very ill! 1018 01:34:59,362 --> 01:35:02,198 - No need to shout. - She'll be fine. 1019 01:35:03,657 --> 01:35:05,868 Mary understands. 1020 01:35:06,994 --> 01:35:09,288 You understand too, don't you? 1021 01:35:10,373 --> 01:35:13,084 You understand. You do understand, don't you? 1022 01:35:15,461 --> 01:35:20,257 - Ah! - Don't you know where you are? Get up! 1023 01:35:25,054 --> 01:35:26,639 Don't move. 1024 01:35:27,431 --> 01:35:28,974 You've cut my lip. 1025 01:35:31,018 --> 01:35:33,187 Shh. Don't move. 1026 01:35:38,734 --> 01:35:40,486 What have you done to Mary? 1027 01:35:42,363 --> 01:35:45,908 I'll do anything you want, anything. Just get a doctor for her, all right? 1028 01:35:45,991 --> 01:35:48,119 - What do you want? - Want? 1029 01:35:49,078 --> 01:35:51,122 I'll show you what we want. 1030 01:35:52,289 --> 01:35:53,416 I'll show you. 1031 01:36:02,508 --> 01:36:03,843 We'll show you. 1032 01:37:10,868 --> 01:37:12,036 Carolina. 1033 01:37:12,828 --> 01:37:14,163 Roberto. 1034 01:37:36,227 --> 01:37:38,521 What did you want from these people? 1035 01:37:41,815 --> 01:37:46,111 I ask you again. What did you want from these people? 1036 01:37:47,738 --> 01:37:49,615 Nothing. They were friends. 1037 01:37:54,328 --> 01:37:55,496 Friends? 1038 01:37:59,542 --> 01:38:01,335 We had dinner there. 1039 01:38:03,045 --> 01:38:06,173 Why did you go back with your boyfriend to these people? 1040 01:38:08,342 --> 01:38:10,469 What did you want from them? 1041 01:38:15,266 --> 01:38:18,352 Did your boyfriend like the woman? 1042 01:38:20,729 --> 01:38:23,065 I liked her. I don't think that he... 1043 01:38:25,776 --> 01:38:27,987 Did your boyfriend like the man? 1044 01:38:29,321 --> 01:38:30,906 No. No, he didn't. 1045 01:38:31,907 --> 01:38:33,033 And you? 1046 01:38:34,577 --> 01:38:35,953 You liked the man? 1047 01:38:36,829 --> 01:38:40,249 - Did you like the man? - No. 1048 01:38:40,332 --> 01:38:45,421 So, why did you go to dinner? And why did you go back? 1049 01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:50,593 Why did you come to Venice? What were you looking for? 1050 01:38:51,844 --> 01:38:56,140 - Nothing, we just — - Were you looking for... some fun? 1051 01:38:59,935 --> 01:39:01,145 We were... 1052 01:39:04,815 --> 01:39:06,817 We were going to get married. 1053 01:39:15,743 --> 01:39:17,828 Is this the body of Colin Mayhew? 1054 01:39:19,371 --> 01:39:20,497 Mm-hmm. 1055 01:39:21,832 --> 01:39:23,167 Sign here. 1056 01:39:34,803 --> 01:39:38,140 - Combed his hair the wrong way. - Sorry? 1057 01:39:40,017 --> 01:39:41,852 It doesn't go this way. 1058 01:39:49,109 --> 01:39:50,653 It goes this way. 1059 01:40:47,835 --> 01:40:51,797 Hmm. "Robert." Everyone call you that? 1060 01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:53,006 Mmm. 1061 01:40:54,299 --> 01:40:56,844 We found out about you. Very clever. 1062 01:40:56,927 --> 01:40:58,429 The drug, the tourist. 1063 01:40:58,512 --> 01:41:01,390 But now you plan everything in advance. 1064 01:41:01,473 --> 01:41:04,309 You sell your bar, you sell your apartment, 1065 01:41:04,393 --> 01:41:06,979 you buy drug, and so on and so on. 1066 01:41:07,062 --> 01:41:09,189 And then, on the other hand, 1067 01:41:09,273 --> 01:41:11,650 you leave your razor with your fingerprints, 1068 01:41:11,734 --> 01:41:14,027 you book a ticket under your own name... 1069 01:41:14,778 --> 01:41:17,281 and you travel with your own passport. 1070 01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:19,575 We don't get it. 1071 01:41:20,492 --> 01:41:22,578 Listen. Let me tell you something. 1072 01:41:23,203 --> 01:41:24,872 My father was... 1073 01:41:26,248 --> 01:41:27,624 a very big man. 1074 01:41:28,500 --> 01:41:31,336 All his life, he wore a black mustache. 1075 01:41:32,546 --> 01:41:36,216 When it turned gray, he used a little brush to keep it black, 1076 01:41:36,925 --> 01:41:39,052 such as ladies use for their eyes. 1077 01:41:40,512 --> 01:41:41,805 Mascara.