1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:03,323 Kids, in a sophomore year of college, 2 00:00:03,423 --> 00:00:05,313 when Aunt Lily came back from spring break, 3 00:00:05,413 --> 00:00:07,700 Uncle Marshall surprised her at the airport. 4 00:00:07,953 --> 00:00:10,886 And she surprised him with a six-pack of locally brewed beer. 5 00:00:11,034 --> 00:00:12,966 Fort Lau-ger-Dale! Get it? 6 00:00:13,733 --> 00:00:15,913 And with that, a ritual was born. 7 00:00:16,564 --> 00:00:19,370 For the next 11 years, whenever either of them would fly anywhere... 8 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:21,645 Minne-Cider! Get it? 9 00:00:22,285 --> 00:00:24,948 the reunion was always commemorated with a chauffeur sign 10 00:00:25,048 --> 00:00:27,012 and a six-pack from wherever they'd been. 11 00:00:27,112 --> 00:00:29,014 Aspen Yards Ale! 12 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,488 Get it? 13 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:32,456 - Actually, no. - Me, neither. 14 00:00:32,556 --> 00:00:34,057 I was hoping you would. 15 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:37,049 But then, one night in January of 2009, 16 00:00:37,149 --> 00:00:38,412 the unthinkable happened. 17 00:00:38,512 --> 00:00:40,422 - I'm not picking her up. - What? 18 00:00:40,935 --> 00:00:43,408 Lily doesn't want me taking a cab all the way to the airport 19 00:00:43,508 --> 00:00:45,820 just to take a cab all the way back, you know? 20 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,402 But the six-pack thing. 21 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,337 That stuff was fun when we were younger, 22 00:00:50,437 --> 00:00:51,863 but we've grown past that. 23 00:00:51,978 --> 00:00:54,919 As we mature, the relationship matures with us. 24 00:00:55,265 --> 00:00:55,975 But... 25 00:00:56,075 --> 00:00:58,366 I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us, 26 00:00:58,466 --> 00:01:00,425 how you're so devoted and connected. 27 00:01:00,595 --> 00:01:01,646 I look at you guys, 28 00:01:01,746 --> 00:01:03,757 and that's all I want in the whole world. 29 00:01:04,514 --> 00:01:07,158 There's two college girls outside, and they look easy! 30 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:12,396 So, Arizona... You know, I've always wanted to see 31 00:01:12,496 --> 00:01:14,397 what an Arizona driver's license looks like. 32 00:01:14,497 --> 00:01:16,556 I already ran that play, bro. They're 21. We're good. 33 00:01:16,656 --> 00:01:18,870 Thank God. So... what brings you guys to town? 34 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:21,460 - Our band's got a gig. - You're in a band? 35 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,582 - Hey, maybe we'll come see you play. - Excuse us for a sec. 36 00:01:26,621 --> 00:01:28,213 What the hell is the matter with you? 37 00:01:28,313 --> 00:01:30,436 - We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not? 38 00:01:30,773 --> 00:01:31,880 If we see them play, 39 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:34,242 we're no better than the bleach-blonde bimbos 40 00:01:34,342 --> 00:01:36,630 who flash their boobs at a Van Halen concert. 41 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:40,159 Yeah, but don't those girls get to have sex with Van Halen after the show? 42 00:01:40,259 --> 00:01:43,042 If you want to have sex with Van Halen, do it on your own time, Ted. 43 00:01:43,335 --> 00:01:45,960 We are not the maybe-we-can-come-see-you-play guys. 44 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:48,163 We're the other guys, the older guys 45 00:01:48,263 --> 00:01:51,578 who never showed up and whose approval they now crave. 46 00:01:52,853 --> 00:01:54,973 - So we're their dads? - Exactly. 47 00:01:57,898 --> 00:02:00,701 It's a big meeting, so I don't think we're gonna make it. 48 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,398 Maybe next time, kiddos. 49 00:02:02,691 --> 00:02:04,685 But if you guys want to meet up after your show, 50 00:02:04,785 --> 00:02:07,282 - maybe we could exchange numbers... - Excuse us for a minute. 51 00:02:08,955 --> 00:02:10,802 Ted, have you gone completely insane? 52 00:02:10,972 --> 00:02:12,845 We don't want their phone numbers. 53 00:02:13,015 --> 00:02:15,841 I don't know what I was doing. I guess I panicked out there. 54 00:02:16,516 --> 00:02:18,598 When you exchange numbers with a chick 55 00:02:18,714 --> 00:02:21,259 you give them the ability to call and cancel. 56 00:02:21,429 --> 00:02:24,602 If you set a date without a number, they have to show up. 57 00:02:24,702 --> 00:02:26,859 Check and mate! 58 00:02:27,724 --> 00:02:29,919 The only digits I need are these. 59 00:02:31,879 --> 00:02:32,716 Honka. 60 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,428 Are you still their dad? 61 00:02:37,832 --> 00:02:40,543 So, why don't we just meet here tomorrow night around 10:00. 62 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:42,598 I think it's supposed to snow. 63 00:02:42,698 --> 00:02:44,437 What do we do if there's a blizzard? 64 00:02:44,537 --> 00:02:46,156 Either way, we'll be here. 65 00:02:46,365 --> 00:02:47,786 "Snow" problem. 66 00:02:49,279 --> 00:02:50,954 Excuse us just one last second. 67 00:02:52,369 --> 00:02:54,311 What is the problem now?! 68 00:02:55,364 --> 00:02:56,226 Nice one. 69 00:02:58,319 --> 00:03:00,020 All right, we'll see you tomorrow night. 70 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,600 - Totally. - Awesome! 71 00:03:02,064 --> 00:03:03,523 "Totally. Awesome!" 72 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:05,571 Man, these college chicks sound stupid. 73 00:03:05,671 --> 00:03:06,853 - Totally. - Awesome. 74 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,600 So, here's the thing, tomorrow night, 75 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:11,839 dress to move. It's gonna be a mess! 76 00:03:12,044 --> 00:03:14,219 I still think we should've gotten their numbers. 77 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:16,971 You always assume something is gonna go wrong. 78 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:20,058 Ted, I promise you, nothing is gonna go wrong. 79 00:03:21,846 --> 00:03:23,451 It's starting to snow. 80 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,054 Traduction : MiniBen314 et Lino72 81 00:03:37,169 --> 00:03:38,984 Synchro : Mickeyte 82 00:03:39,084 --> 00:03:41,536 Relecture : MiniBen314 Transcript : www.yyets.net 83 00:03:41,657 --> 00:03:45,439 How I Met Your Mother 4x13 - Three Days Of Snow 84 00:03:45,645 --> 00:03:48,169 par la "Have You Met Team" pour www.forom.com 85 00:03:48,582 --> 00:03:51,234 Kids, the blizzard of '09 was a monster. 86 00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:53,178 It snowed for three days straight, 87 00:03:53,278 --> 00:03:56,107 which led to three amazing stories. 88 00:03:56,291 --> 00:03:57,827 I'll start with me and Barney. 89 00:03:57,927 --> 00:04:00,361 It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming. 90 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:02,517 Of course they're coming. They have to. 91 00:04:02,687 --> 00:04:06,338 If I can land just one of these girls, I'll have party school bingo. 92 00:04:11,447 --> 00:04:13,364 Come on, Ted. You're the only one here. 93 00:04:13,534 --> 00:04:15,801 Sorry. What's party school bingo? 94 00:04:16,516 --> 00:04:20,629 Every year, Playboy releases a list of the top party schools in the country. 95 00:04:20,799 --> 00:04:23,149 I take the top 25, and I make up... 96 00:04:23,571 --> 00:04:24,792 a bingo card. 97 00:04:25,635 --> 00:04:29,034 All I need is Arizona Tech, which is crazy. 98 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:32,526 In league play, that would normally be designated a free space. 99 00:04:32,696 --> 00:04:35,749 So...how many people are in on this party school bingo thing? 100 00:04:36,382 --> 00:04:37,366 It's just me. 101 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,440 So what's the point, then? 102 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:42,557 The point is to get five in a row. 103 00:04:43,665 --> 00:04:45,986 And what do you get when you get five in a row? 104 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,888 I get bingo. 105 00:04:52,372 --> 00:04:53,609 Thanks for coming by. 106 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,917 I monkeyed around with the thermostat for about an hour 107 00:04:56,017 --> 00:04:58,164 before I realized it was the intercom. 108 00:04:58,264 --> 00:05:00,363 Yeah, I heard you swearing downstairs. 109 00:05:00,463 --> 00:05:02,350 Hey, so... Lily's flight's coming in tonight... 110 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:04,220 you're really not gonna go pick her up? 111 00:05:06,869 --> 00:05:07,897 Like I said, 112 00:05:08,305 --> 00:05:11,241 as we mature, our relationship matures with us. 113 00:05:11,874 --> 00:05:15,537 Yeah, well, if I know your wife, she's gonna get you that six-pack anyway. 114 00:05:22,628 --> 00:05:24,092 Puget Stout. 115 00:05:24,203 --> 00:05:27,462 A most exquisite Seattle microbrew. 116 00:05:27,632 --> 00:05:29,547 And speaking of six-packs... 117 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:38,537 - What are you doing? - I'm going to the airport. 118 00:05:38,707 --> 00:05:41,669 How could I be so stupid?! Of course she's bringing me a six-pack! 119 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,668 But this time, I didn't bring him a six-pack. 120 00:05:44,971 --> 00:05:49,203 Because... as we mature, the relationship matures with us. 121 00:05:50,136 --> 00:05:52,570 Well, he sounds like a nice young man. 122 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:56,311 I'll bet he surprises you and picks you up anyway. 123 00:06:03,093 --> 00:06:04,394 Where's my beer? 124 00:06:04,504 --> 00:06:06,287 We said we weren't gonna. 125 00:06:08,796 --> 00:06:09,924 I have beer. 126 00:06:10,772 --> 00:06:13,285 A six-pack and you're an appropriate height for me. 127 00:06:13,385 --> 00:06:14,772 Let's go, New Lily. 128 00:06:17,706 --> 00:06:19,193 I got to get some beer. 129 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:20,949 Folks, this is your captain speaking. 130 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:24,295 Looks like we're going to be arriving an hour early. 131 00:06:26,649 --> 00:06:28,808 Drink up, boys. I'm closing the bar. 132 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:32,313 - It's only 9:00. - And this place is ragin'! 133 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:37,245 Guys, I'm really sorry, but I got to go set up cots in the church basement. 134 00:06:37,345 --> 00:06:39,445 It doubles as a shelter on snowy nights like this. 135 00:06:39,545 --> 00:06:43,522 You selfish bastard! There are two very hot girls coming here to meet us. 136 00:06:43,622 --> 00:06:45,838 Can't you just leave the place open a little while longer? 137 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:48,027 - We'll keep an eye on everything. - You two? No way. 138 00:06:48,127 --> 00:06:50,230 You wouldn't know the first thing about running a bar. 139 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:52,090 Serve the hotties first? 140 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:53,871 Here's the keys. 141 00:06:58,558 --> 00:06:59,739 Here's the keys. 142 00:06:59,909 --> 00:07:01,297 As soon as your girls show up, 143 00:07:01,397 --> 00:07:03,211 you turn off the lights and you lock up. 144 00:07:03,311 --> 00:07:05,793 I don't want to come back here and find this place trashed. 145 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:06,931 Seriously? 146 00:07:07,031 --> 00:07:08,241 I can trust you guys. 147 00:07:08,341 --> 00:07:10,842 To understand what it meant to us to get the keys to MacLaren's, 148 00:07:10,942 --> 00:07:12,626 I have to take you back a few years 149 00:07:12,882 --> 00:07:14,733 to the night that I uttered five little words 150 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:17,400 that every man at some point in his life will say. 151 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:21,161 - We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar! 152 00:07:21,261 --> 00:07:24,466 - We should totally buy a bar. - We should totally buy a bar. 153 00:07:24,566 --> 00:07:26,908 - Our bar would be awesome. - And dude... 154 00:07:27,008 --> 00:07:28,739 dude... dude... 155 00:07:29,255 --> 00:07:30,129 dude! 156 00:07:31,481 --> 00:07:33,114 The name of our bar... 157 00:07:34,194 --> 00:07:35,111 Puzzles. 158 00:07:36,066 --> 00:07:38,332 People will be like, "why is it called Puzzles?" 159 00:07:38,432 --> 00:07:39,869 That's the puzzle. 160 00:07:40,992 --> 00:07:42,492 That is... 161 00:07:43,885 --> 00:07:45,866 a great name for a bar! 162 00:07:46,439 --> 00:07:48,168 And also, at Puzzles, 163 00:07:48,542 --> 00:07:50,856 - no last call. - No last call! 164 00:07:50,956 --> 00:07:53,122 Only when every single person is finished 165 00:07:53,242 --> 00:07:55,152 having the greatest night of his or her life 166 00:07:55,252 --> 00:07:56,805 do we stack the chairs on the table 167 00:07:56,905 --> 00:07:58,950 and power down the three-story margarita waterfall. 168 00:08:00,336 --> 00:08:02,874 - We should buy a bar. - We should buy a bar. 169 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:05,414 And like the other ill-advised five-word sentences 170 00:08:05,514 --> 00:08:07,344 every man eventually says in his life... 171 00:08:08,176 --> 00:08:09,733 I can jump that far. 172 00:08:10,597 --> 00:08:12,141 I'm gonna win her back. 173 00:08:12,886 --> 00:08:14,090 I can trust you guys. 174 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:15,718 we would come to regret it. 175 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,543 We just didn't know it yet. 176 00:08:43,473 --> 00:08:45,976 You have it? Awesome... I'll be right there. 177 00:08:52,095 --> 00:08:53,314 Wait a minute. 178 00:08:53,484 --> 00:08:56,982 If you are getting off the plane, where is Marshall? 179 00:08:57,152 --> 00:08:59,396 - And where is your six-pack? - That's the problem. 180 00:08:59,496 --> 00:09:02,894 I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour. 181 00:09:03,656 --> 00:09:05,718 - To the Town Car! - Thank you. 182 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,990 Barkeep. Triple Sec. 183 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,123 Coming right up, tap-minder. 184 00:09:14,768 --> 00:09:15,952 We'll get one. 185 00:09:18,131 --> 00:09:19,819 - Order up. - Order up. 186 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,635 We'll get one. 187 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,715 Thank God you're still here. 188 00:09:26,815 --> 00:09:28,946 I don't know if you guys have ever seen Star Wars, 189 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,258 - but it's like Hoth out there. - Dibs. 190 00:09:31,594 --> 00:09:34,797 It reminds me of when I used to go sledding with my dad... 191 00:09:34,897 --> 00:09:36,958 - before he left. - And dibs. 192 00:09:37,654 --> 00:09:39,684 So... can we warm you up with a drink? 193 00:09:39,784 --> 00:09:40,609 Sure... 194 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,589 By the way, I invited the rest of the band to come and meet us. 195 00:09:43,689 --> 00:09:46,431 We were hoping to get drunk. I mean really drunk. 196 00:09:46,535 --> 00:09:48,065 Like my dad used to. 197 00:09:48,485 --> 00:09:50,275 Dibsity, dibsity, dibsity... 198 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:53,516 I guess we could keep the place open a little bit longer. 199 00:09:53,616 --> 00:09:55,582 As long as it's just you and the band. 200 00:09:59,159 --> 00:10:00,991 What kind of band is this? 201 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:04,084 We're the Arizona Tech Fighting Hens Marching Band. 202 00:10:04,191 --> 00:10:05,359 Go, Hens! 203 00:10:06,094 --> 00:10:07,722 And then, your Uncle Barney and I 204 00:10:07,822 --> 00:10:10,176 had one of our telepathic conversations. 205 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,447 Dude, Carl's gonna kill us 206 00:10:12,547 --> 00:10:14,788 if we don't kick everyone out of here right now. 207 00:10:19,563 --> 00:10:20,939 Barney, I'm serious. 208 00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:23,175 We promised we wouldn't mess the place up. 209 00:10:27,665 --> 00:10:29,519 All right, I guess you have a point. 210 00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,399 The bar is open! 211 00:10:33,949 --> 00:10:35,472 Who wants a beer? 212 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,747 I still say this is stupid. 213 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:44,426 What happened to, "As we mature, the relationship matures with us"? 214 00:10:44,526 --> 00:10:47,992 That's just something Lily read in Psychology Today. 215 00:10:49,352 --> 00:10:50,986 All right, she read it in Cosmo. 216 00:10:51,349 --> 00:10:52,790 All right, I read it in Cosmo. 217 00:10:53,212 --> 00:10:55,933 All right, it was Cosmo Girl. Just drive, okay. 218 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,795 I just don't get why it's such a big deal 219 00:10:57,895 --> 00:10:59,997 that one little ritual goes by the wayside. 220 00:11:00,097 --> 00:11:03,479 It's not just this, okay? It's all our little rituals. 221 00:11:04,421 --> 00:11:07,304 Do you know what we used to do every day the second I got home? 222 00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:10,660 Man, I don't want to hear about your crazy monkey sex. 223 00:11:11,457 --> 00:11:14,457 We would tell each other what we had to eat that day. 224 00:11:15,523 --> 00:11:19,531 Two eggs, a slice of cheese pizza and some steamed veggies. 225 00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:22,710 Everything bagel, chicken breast, some celery sticks 226 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,737 and a spoon of peanut butter. 227 00:11:25,731 --> 00:11:28,007 - Crazy monkey sex? - Crazy monkey sex. 228 00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:35,546 TMI... too many informations. 229 00:11:36,097 --> 00:11:39,612 You know what else I miss? Our lunchtime phone call. 230 00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:43,052 It's lunchtime, and I love you. 231 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,712 I reciprocate in principle. 232 00:11:45,812 --> 00:11:47,582 Although with the caveat that there seems 233 00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:49,958 to be a bit of a surplus here on my end. 234 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,362 I love you more. 235 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:57,116 Do we need to get in a room together and bang this thing out? 236 00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,979 Those sound like agreeable terms, 237 00:12:03,149 --> 00:12:05,753 although I may need to adjust my briefs. 238 00:12:08,306 --> 00:12:09,464 Love you, too. 239 00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:12,698 But today when she called, 240 00:12:12,868 --> 00:12:15,402 I let it go to voice mail. Voice mail! 241 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,876 How could you?! 242 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:20,276 The thing I miss most is kissing at midnight on New Year's Eve. 243 00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:22,455 It was a New Year's tradition. 244 00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,699 But you know what we did this year? 245 00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:26,975 Crazy monkey sex? 246 00:12:31,404 --> 00:12:34,883 All these cute, adorable little rituals... they're stupid. 247 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,434 Telling each other what you had to eat? You're like 248 00:12:37,534 --> 00:12:39,273 children playing house. 249 00:12:39,443 --> 00:12:40,323 Well... 250 00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:42,462 maybe you just think they're stupid 251 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,442 because you've never been in a relationship 252 00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:46,103 long enough to develop them. 253 00:12:46,222 --> 00:12:46,954 What?! 254 00:12:47,074 --> 00:12:48,466 You don't understand love. 255 00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:52,436 Okay, you're like some robot who sees a person crying and says... 256 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,485 "Why is that human leaking?" 257 00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:56,474 Is that right? 258 00:12:57,105 --> 00:12:58,910 Well, then... Robot initiating 259 00:12:59,017 --> 00:13:03,337 pull-over-to-the-side-of-the-road-until- jackass-apologizes-to-me sequence. 260 00:13:10,036 --> 00:13:13,160 My robot was like, a million times better. 261 00:13:17,691 --> 00:13:20,377 Just so you know, the trough in the bathroom is overflowing. 262 00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:22,394 There's no trough in the bathroom. 263 00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:25,132 And you just came out of the kitchen. 264 00:13:26,696 --> 00:13:27,969 What's in a gin and tonic?! 265 00:13:28,069 --> 00:13:29,709 What's in a gin and tonic?! 266 00:13:30,224 --> 00:13:32,264 Running a bar sucks. Let's just close up. 267 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:34,860 There's no last call. 268 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,737 Puzzles, go for Barney. 269 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:39,237 Good. You're still there. I'll be there in five. 270 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:41,655 Last call. 271 00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:50,493 Robin, there's a snowplow coming. We have to get back on the road. 272 00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:53,288 You think the only way to be in love is to have pet names. 273 00:13:53,388 --> 00:13:55,481 Or leave each other stupid, little notes 274 00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:58,983 or go charging off into a blizzard for no good reason. 275 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,787 Seriously, do you understand what's going to happen if that plow comes by? 276 00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:03,633 You know what you are? You're a love snob. 277 00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,709 There's lots of ways to be in a relationship, 278 00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:08,853 and you would know that if you ever left your little love snob country club 279 00:14:08,953 --> 00:14:11,589 We're going to get buried by snow. That's going to happen. 280 00:14:11,795 --> 00:14:12,771 Screw this. 281 00:14:12,941 --> 00:14:15,072 I'm not going to sit here and be insulted. 282 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,853 We're not going to the airport. We're going home. 283 00:14:21,414 --> 00:14:22,836 What just happened? 284 00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,276 We called earlier about the Seattle microbrew. 285 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:35,170 Good thing you called when you did. I was getting ready to close up. 286 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,481 Storm of the century out there. 287 00:14:37,651 --> 00:14:40,323 Of course, it's only '09, so storm of the century 288 00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:42,409 might be a little bit premature. 289 00:14:42,579 --> 00:14:46,266 Let's say storm of the year. Although, it is only January. 290 00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:49,939 We're in kind of a hurry, so, we'll take the beer now. 291 00:14:50,779 --> 00:14:52,081 You are a cute couple. 292 00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:53,762 - Thank you. - We're not a couple. 293 00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:56,737 Thank God. That would be weird. 294 00:14:57,246 --> 00:14:58,070 Well... 295 00:14:59,395 --> 00:15:02,282 here she is. "Supersonic Tonic." 296 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,709 This is a keg. I need a six-pack. 297 00:15:05,879 --> 00:15:07,849 A keg's all I got. We'll take the keg. 298 00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:08,866 What? 299 00:15:09,735 --> 00:15:11,478 Last time I had one of these in the car, 300 00:15:11,648 --> 00:15:15,910 I wound up chipping dried vomit off the seat with a putty knife. 301 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,383 I'm sorry, Ranjit, but this is a ritual 302 00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:20,542 and I am bringing him this beer. 303 00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:24,239 If you could just put it in the car. 304 00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:26,942 I'll give you 50 bucks. 305 00:15:27,112 --> 00:15:28,425 To the Town Car. 306 00:15:34,529 --> 00:15:35,930 Robin, I'm sorry. 307 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,557 You're not a robot. 308 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,668 If you are, you're, like, an incredibly advanced model, 309 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:43,914 and the human race doesn't stand a chance. 310 00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,377 You just don't choose to 311 00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:49,602 show your love through corny rituals, and that's fine. 312 00:15:49,912 --> 00:15:52,692 But maybe the reason Lily and I do is because we always have, 313 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,892 and we don't know any other way. 314 00:15:55,576 --> 00:15:57,165 One thing I do know is that 315 00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,800 if she's there sitting at the airport alone, 316 00:16:00,681 --> 00:16:02,260 I have to go get her. 317 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:04,175 Those are the rules. 318 00:16:06,972 --> 00:16:08,090 Close your eyes. 319 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:12,229 I don't know how you heard any of that as me hitting on you, but... 320 00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:13,385 Just do it. 321 00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:23,703 Now let's go get your woman. 322 00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,730 All right, come on. 323 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,757 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 324 00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:31,615 I've always wanted to say that. 325 00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:34,670 I mean, in a bar. I say it all the time at home. 326 00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:39,273 Someday we should buy a bar. And when we do, 327 00:16:39,443 --> 00:16:41,379 we are never going to have last call. 328 00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:44,163 Come on, Barney. 329 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,093 We said no last call. We've got to mean it. 330 00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:50,972 Well, what are we supposed to do? Carl's going to be here any minute. 331 00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:52,688 Only one thing we can do. 332 00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:58,042 Dude, running a bar is a pain in the ass. 333 00:16:58,212 --> 00:17:00,392 We should just stick with what we know. 334 00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:04,916 - We should start a band. - Of course we should start a band! 335 00:17:05,086 --> 00:17:07,227 How have we not started a band yet? 336 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,796 Kids, sometimes in life 337 00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:13,513 the planets align, everything links up, 338 00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,938 and your timing is perfect. 339 00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:39,304 This wasn't one of those times. 340 00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:43,187 Where is she? 341 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,599 Seattle. 342 00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:46,036 What? 343 00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:48,193 Her flight's canceled. It never took off. 344 00:17:49,223 --> 00:17:51,111 She would've called me and... 345 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,639 Hey, baby, it's me. 346 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,365 My flight's been canceled because of some snowstorm 347 00:17:59,465 --> 00:18:01,809 and they couldn't rebook me till Thursday, 348 00:18:01,909 --> 00:18:04,258 so I'm stuck here for another two days. 349 00:18:04,659 --> 00:18:07,502 But it's lunchtime, and I love you. 350 00:18:09,092 --> 00:18:11,728 Like I said, this was a three-day storm. 351 00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:14,542 I still say this is stupid. 352 00:18:19,686 --> 00:18:22,077 So on Tuesday when Marshall heard that message... 353 00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:24,245 She's not coming in till Thursday. 354 00:18:24,597 --> 00:18:27,667 I mean, we came all the way down here, and she's not coming in till Thursday. 355 00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,355 I feel so stupid. 356 00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:33,714 Look, let's just, let's not tell Lily about any of this, okay? 357 00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:35,894 Especially the part about you hitting on me. 358 00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,640 I didn't hit on you. 359 00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:38,988 Exactly. 360 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,794 Then on Wednesday... 361 00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:44,356 Man. I can't believe you drove all the way out there. 362 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,991 Now you're just going to turn around 363 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,108 and drive all the way out there again tomorrow. 364 00:18:48,985 --> 00:18:50,915 This whole thing was a sign, you know? 365 00:18:51,015 --> 00:18:53,880 It's time to put that old ritual to bed. I'm not going to pick her up. 366 00:18:54,282 --> 00:18:55,938 Robin really hit on you? 367 00:18:57,852 --> 00:18:59,064 It was weird. 368 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:02,814 Bros, this party is awesome! 369 00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,105 You are true friends of the Fighting Hens. 370 00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:06,952 If you ever need anything, 371 00:19:07,158 --> 00:19:08,581 don't hesitate to ask. 372 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,933 Is the flute section seeing anyone? 373 00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:16,501 So, wait, you're really not going to pick her up? 374 00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:19,080 So the New Year's kiss, the 375 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,456 lunchtime phone calls, the whole 376 00:19:21,858 --> 00:19:25,485 "this is what I ate today" thing, you're, you're really letting it all go? 377 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:28,188 I really am. 378 00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:30,771 Which brings us to Thursday. 379 00:20:11,714 --> 00:20:15,970 A muffin, a pastrami sandwich, and a bag of chips. And 380 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,782 I know it's way past lunchtime, but I love you. 381 00:20:18,882 --> 00:20:22,024 More and more each day, I love you, Lily. 382 00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:23,703 Happy New Year. 383 00:20:30,456 --> 00:20:32,636 Does this mean that I have to bring a marching band 384 00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:34,755 - to the airport from now on? - Absolutely, it does. 385 00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:35,559 Crap. 386 00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:48,589 Go, Hens! 387 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,333 Puzzles. 388 00:20:51,837 --> 00:20:54,236 That is a great band name. 389 00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,490 Hey, have you seen Amanda? 390 00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:00,516 Bingo!