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[WHISTLING]

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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Edd:
BRRRR,
YEAH!

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[PLAYING HAWAIIAN MUSIC]

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DOUBLE D,
THAT SOUNDS
SO REAL.

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DON'T RUB SALT
ON THE WOUND, EDDY.

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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I DETEST THIS
INSTRUMENT.

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COME ON.
YOU'RE SETTING
A MOOD, DOUBLE D--

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THE MUSIC, THE PLAN,

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THE LUMP.

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♪ 1, 2, 3, 4

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♪ STICK IT ALL THE WAY
OUT THE DOOR ♪

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IT'S A GOLD MINE,
I TELL YOU!

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HULA DANCE LESSONS
ARE HUGE!

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IN A PIG'S EYE.

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Sarah:
HE'S OVER HERE, JIMMY!

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TELL HIM, SARAH.
TELL HIM.

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TELL HIM.

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HA HA HA!

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ED, STOP YOUR
WIGGLING AROUND.

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STICK IT
UNDERNEATH
THE GROUND.

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LISTEN TO ME,
YOU IDIOT!

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I WANT YOU TO--

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GET LOST, TWERP!

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ED'S WORKING.

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BUZZ OFF, EDDY!

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[CRASH]

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Sarah: FATHEAD!

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WHY, YOU LITTLE...

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GIVE IT A BREAK,
WILL YOU?

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Sarah:
PAY ATTENTION, ED.

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GO DOWN
TO THE CANDY STORE

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AND BUY ME
AND JIMMY SOME--

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FUDGE,
RICH AND THICK

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WITH LOTS
OF NUTS!

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YUM! MMM!

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YUM, YUM.

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Sarah: HERE'S
MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.

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DON'T LOSE IT,
OR YOU'RE DOG MEAT.

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Ed: I CAN DO THIS
THAT, SARAH.

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OH, YOU BETTER.

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NOW, GO,
SHOO, SCRAM.

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IT HAS BEEN ABSORBED.

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YOU CAN COUNT
ON ME, YEP,

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OR MY NAME'S
NOT, UM...

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[BIRDS TWEETING]

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ED!

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MAYBE.

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GEE, ED,

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THAT LOOT LOOKS
PRETTY DISGUSTING, PAL.

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I MEAN, IT'S ALL STAINED
AND WRINKLED-LIKE,
MY FRIEND.

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WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME

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CLEAN AND PRESS
THAT CASH FOR YOU,
BOSOM BUDDY?

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CLEAN AND PRESS?

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MAKES YOU WANT
TO THROW UP,
DON'T IT?

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LET ME TAKE THAT
FOR YOU

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SO YOU DON'T
CONTAMINATE

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THOSE BADLY DRAWN
FINGERS.

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CAN'T DO THAT,
EDDY.

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BABY SISTER
OF MINE

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HAS TRUSTED ME
WITH HER ALLOWANCE.

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SO FUDGE I MUST
BUY IT WITH!

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APART FROM
ED'S DEPLORABLE
SENTENCE STRUCTURE,

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I'M PROUD
OF HIS DEVOTION

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TO HIS YOUNGER SISTER.
AREN'T YOU, EDDY?

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[WHIMPERS]

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EDDY, PLEASE,
HAVE SOME DECENCY.

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DON'T TOUCH ME!

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Eddy: WAIT!

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WHERE YOU GOING, ED?

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TO BUY MY BABY SISTER
AND HER PERSNICKETY FRIEND

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FUDGE WITH LOTS
OF NUTS.

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YOU MEAN
JAWBREAKERS, ED.

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JAWBREAKERS?

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WHAT ARE YOU,
A PARROT?

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YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH
MOOLA THERE

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FOR 3 SWEET, EVERLOVING
JAWBREAKERS, BIG BOY!

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Edd: STOP
RIGHT THERE.

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IT'S SARAH'S MONEY,

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AND IF FUDGE
SARAH WANTS,

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FUDGE SARAH GETS.

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THE GUY'S CRACKED, ED.

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I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW
THAT JAWBREAKERS
ARE THE WAY TO GO.

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DON'T YOU LISTEN
TO HIM, ED.

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SARAH'S DEPENDING
ON YOU.

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FORGET, SARAH!
JAWBREAKERS, ED.

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ED, YOU GAVE SARAH
YOUR WORD.

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AND SARAH GAVE
HIM CASH.

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JAWBREAKERS, ED.

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STAND FIRM
AND DELIVER, ED.

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LET INTEGRITY
BE YOUR GUIDE.

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DOUBLE D'S RIGHT, ED.

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INTEGRITY IN LATIN
MEANS, "BUY JAWBREAKERS."

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GET THE PICTURE?

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YES.

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NO, ED.

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NO?

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THAT MONEY
DOESN'T BELONG
TO YOU,

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AND YOU ARE
OBLIGATED
AND RESPONSIBLE

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FOR ITS EXPENDITURE.

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FUDGE IS
THE HONORABLE PATH.

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THAT'S STUPID!

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COME ON, ED.

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YOU KNOW YOU
WANT TO.

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WHO'S GONNA KNOW?

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WHO?

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YOU'LL KNOW, ED,
AND THE GUILT
WILL SMOTHER YOU

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LIKE SO MANY
WET BLANKETS.

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HEY, TINKER BELL.

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LET'S CHITCHAT.

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OWW! NO, WAIT! OW!

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UNLIKELY!

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JAWBREAKERS, ED.

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NO, ED. FUDGE.

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JAWBREAKERS!

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FUDGE!

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JAWBREAKERS!
JAWBREAKERS!

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F-FUDGE! EDDY!

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I SAID, JAWBREAKER!

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HE WENT IN.

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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

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[GRUNTING]

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Eddy: MM. MM.
HA HA HA!

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Ed: OHH!

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YOU MADE
THE RIGHT CHOICE,

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MY FINE
FISH-FACED FRIEND.

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I'M SPEECHLESS.

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I MEAN, HOW CAN
YOU TWO JUST SIT THERE

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DROOLING OVER
YOUR ILL-GOTTEN GAINS?

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HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

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WHO IS SHE,
DOUBLE D?

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ED, GIVE DOUBLE D
HIS CUT.

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I REFUSE TO BE PART
OF ANY OF THIS, EDDY.

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OPEN WIDE
AND SAY BOB,
DOUBLE D.

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NOT IF IT WAS THE LAST
EDIBLE SUBSTANCE
ON OUR PLANET, ED.

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[MOANS]

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OHH!

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HOW CAN SOMETHING
SO BAD TASTE SO GOOD?

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WHEN SOMEONE ELSE
COUGHS UP FOR IT,
THAT'S HOW.

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HA HA HA!

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO LET IT MELT
IN YOUR MOUTH, ED,

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NOT SWALLOW IT.

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AW, IT'S KICKING,
THE LITTLE
WHATCHAMACALLIT.

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HOW COULD I DO
SUCH A THING?

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO I AM ANYMORE!

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YOU SHOULD WRITE
YOUR NAME

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ON YOUR UNDERWEAR,
DOUBLE D.

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SEE? I'M
"HAND WASH ONLY."

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WHAT'S
YOU?

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ME?

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SELF-ABOMINATION,
EDDY!

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ED WAS ENTRUSTED
WITH A TASK,

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AND I BECAME EMBROILED

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IN THE BREACH
OF THAT TRUST.

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MY HANDS
ARE CONTAMINATED

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BY THE FILTH
AND CHICANERY.

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OH, WHAT
DASTARDLY DEED
HAVE WE SOWED?

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WHO WRITES
THIS GUY'S STUFF?

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HERE, ED.
GIVE THIS TO SARAH

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AND TELL HER
IT'S FUDGE.

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FUDGE? SARAH!

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DOG MEAT!

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ENOUGH ALREADY!

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AS LONG AS WE
SIDESTEP SARAH

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AND KEEP
OUR BIG MOUTHS SHUT,

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THE TWERP WILL FORGET
ALL ABOUT IT.

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Sarah and Jimmy:
♪ THE FUDGE IS HERE!

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♪ THE FUDGE IS HERE,
THE FUDGE IS HERE ♪

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♪ THE FUDGE IS HERE,
THE FUDGE IS HERE ♪

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EDDY.

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FIND IT YET, JIMMY?

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NOT IN HERE, SARAH.

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IT'S NOT HERE
EITHER, JIMMY.

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I DON'T SEE FUDGE
ANYWHERE, SARAH.

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WHERE THE HECK'S
MY FUDGE, ED?

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[WHIMPERS]

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SHH!

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WELL?!

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[WHIMPERS]

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I--I--SPENT
YOUR MONEY

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ON JAWBREAKERS,
SARAH!

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HAVE PITY,
AS I CANNOT
CONTROL MY BRAIN.

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YOU WHAT?

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WAIT!

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AAH!

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DEAREST SARAH,

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I SPEAK
FOR ALL OF US
WHEN I SAY

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HOW SORRY WE ARE
IN SPENDING
YOUR ALLOWANCE.

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IS THAT SO?

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WHY, YES.

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ISN'T THAT
RIGHT, FELLOWS?

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AND ARE PREPARED
TO PAY YOU BACK
EVERY CENT...

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WITH THE CURRENT
MARKET-BEARING
INTEREST, OF COURSE.

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Eddy: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?!

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INTEREST?

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INTEREST?

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WE CAN BUY EVEN
MORE FUDGE, SARAH.

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DEAL.

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[HORSE WHINNIES]

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HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO
PAY HER BACK?

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WE'RE BROKE.

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YOU GOT US
INTO THIS. WELL?

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DOG MEAT, EDDY!

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[PANTING]

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HA!

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WEDGIES?

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YOU CAN'T BE
SERIOUS, EDDY.

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STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS!

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YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.

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GIVE A WEDGIE,
JUST 25 CENTS.

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WEDGIES?

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HIKE THEM HIGH
WHILE THEY'RE STILL DRY!

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WHOA THERE,
VALUED CUSTOMER.

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NOT ME--THEM.

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THAT WILL BE
25 CENTS.

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DELIGHTED.

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WAIT ONE DOGGONE
SECOND HERE!

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ME FIRST, KEVIN!

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HO HO HO!

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HEY! LET ME SEE THAT.

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YOU'RE SHORT!

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IT'S MINE!

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HA!

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AAH!

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I WANT MY MONEY!

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[MOANS]

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HA HA HA!

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HOW MORTIFYING.

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ONE MORE FOR
THE GIPPER, KEVIN!

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YOU DORKS
ARE BENT.

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I'M OUT OF HERE.

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DON'T LEAVE NOW.

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I CAN SET THE BOYS UP
FOR ANOTHER ROUND.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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NOT FOR ME, MAN.

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I'M SPENT.

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AW, COME ON!

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Sarah: MY MONEY NOW!

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YOU KNOW YOU
WANT TO.

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IT'S A SMORGASBORD
OF FUN,

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A CASSEROLE OF LAUGHS!

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GOOD LORD.
WHAT'S HE UP TO NOW?

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SO WHAT'S
THE CATCH, EDDY?

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CATCH? UM...

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CATCH WHATEVER
FALLS OUT,

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AND IT'S YOURS
TO KEEP.

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THAT'S HOW
PIÑATAS WORK,
JOHNNY BOY.

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PIÑATAS?!

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ME FIRST,
JOHNNY!

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00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,168
COUGH UP A QUARTER
AND GO TO TOWN.

251
00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,630
RIGHT ON!

252
00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:24,788
HERE YOU GO, EDDY.

253
00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,665
Sarah: GIVE ME THAT!

254
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:29,330
JOHNNY, PLEASE,
OPEN YOUR EYES, LAD.

255
00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,627
DO WE LOOK
LIKE PIÑATAS?

256
00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:34,458
OUCH, EEH,
OOH, OW, EEH!

257
00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:39,963
A SHOE? BORING!

258
00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,578
LOOK WHAT I GOT, PLANK.
COCONUT EARMUFFS!

259
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,877
NOW, ABOUT
THAT INTEREST.

260
00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:49,168
I CAN SEE
RIGHT THROUGH YOUR
HORRIBLE PLAN, EDDY,

261
00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,040
AND IF YOU THINK
THIS WILL WITHHOLD

262
00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,245
OUR GIVING SARAH
HER MONEY BACK,

263
00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:55,423
YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER
THING COMING, MISTER.

264
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,830
OWW!
YOW! OOH!

265
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,078
ED'S UNDERWEAR! OH!

266
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:03,827
[GAGS]

267
00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,037
SOAP! I NEED SOAP!

268
00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,625
HOLD ON THERE,
TRIGGER.

269
00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:07,958
WE'RE JUST
GETTING STARTED.

270
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,422
WE OWE SARAH MONEY
WITH INTEREST,

271
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,000
SO YOU TWO GET BACK
IN THAT TREE,

272
00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,633
AND I'LL GET
A SLINGSHOT, AND--

273
00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,038
Edd: I'VE HAD
JUST ABOUT ENOUGH

274
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:16,535
FOR ONE DAY,
THANK YOU.

275
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:20,035
WHAT ABOUT PAYING
SARAH BACK, DOUBLE D?

276
00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:23,705
OH, WE'LL
PAY BACK, EDDY.

277
00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:26,582
[WHISPERING]

278
00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,997
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

279
00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:34,668
AAH!

280
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:37,170
Kids: YAY! ALL RIGHT!

281
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:40,040
SWEET.
NICE ONE, NAZZ.

282
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,035
THAT WAS FUN.

283
00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:42,205
WHO'S UP NEXT?

284
00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:44,882
IT'S OUR TURN,
HUH, PLANK?

285
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,168
YIP-YIP-YOO!

286
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,210
OH, NO!

287
00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:48,292
AAH! UHN!

288
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,915
STEP RIGHT UP, ROLF.

289
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,210
IT ONLY COSTS
ONE PENNY.

290
00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:53,832
YOU MUST BE PULLING
ROLF'S FINGER.

291
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:56,077
ROLF SHALL RETURN!

292
00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,287
I'LL JUST TAKE
YOUR TURN

293
00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:58,825
TILL YOU GET BACK, THEN.

294
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:00,377
AT A PENNY A TURN,

295
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,878
IT MAY TAKE
A WHILE TO PAY
YOU BACK, SARAH.

296
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,708
THAT'S OK, DOUBLE D.

297
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:06,582
Eddy: DON'T DO IT,
KEV--OHH!

298
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,917
I'VE GOT ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD.

299
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,130
AND I'VE GOT A JAR
ON MY BUTTOCKS.

300
00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:15,538
ROLF WOULD LIKE
THIS MANY GOES
AT THE ED BOY.

301
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,415
Eddy: YOU'VE GOT TO
BE KIDDING ME.

302
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,500
HEY, WAIT.

303
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:21,003
THAT'S ENOUGH TO COVER
SARAH'S ALLOWANCE.

304
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,213
RIGHT, SARAH?

305
00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:23,082
STAND BACK,

306
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:25,667
AS ROLF HAS EATEN
MAMA'S PICKLED CABBAGE.

307
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:26,670
YE-AHH!

308
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,000
OH, MAN.

309
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:31,793
OH, ME!

310
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:44,078
UH!

311
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:45,877
Eddy: HEY, USELESS!

312
00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:51,578
PUT THOSE RINGS DOWN
AND TAKE A LOAD
OFF YOUR EYES.

313
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,287
HA HA HA.

314
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,075
VERY FUNNY, EDDY.

315
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,327
BUT IN ORDER
TO ATTRACT A CROWD,

316
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,667
ONE NEEDS
TO DEMONSTRATE

317
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:02,080
THE USE OF THESE
ARCHAIC ARCADE GAMES.

318
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:04,037
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO?

319
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,575
STEP ASIDE.
LET THE PRO
DEMONSTRATE.

320
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,537
[BUZZ]

321
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,535
WHAK ME!

322
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:11,535
WHAK ME!

323
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:12,285
WHAK ME!

324
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,285
WHAK ME!

325
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,705
HOLD STILL, LUMPY,
SO I CAN HIT YOU!

326
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:17,672
Edd: BRAVO.
WELL DONE, EDDY.

327
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:18,920
YOU'VE CONVINCED ME.

328
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,170
YOUR SKILL AND EXPERTISE
IN MUNDANE, MISLEADING,

329
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,040
AND MOTH-RIDDEN
CARNIVAL GAMES

330
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,825
MAKES ME WANT
TO THROW CAUTION
TO THE WIND

331
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,537
AND GIVE YOU
ALL MY MONEY.

332
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,785
YOU'RE MAKING FUN
OF ME, AREN'T YOU?

333
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:31,495
MONSTER!

334
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:34,833
I WANT TO BE
A MONSTER!

335
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,667
LOOK AT ME!

336
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:39,002
I AM A MONSTER!

337
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,003
WAAAH!

338
00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:40,713
GRRR!

339
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:41,712
BLAAGH!

340
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,502
I AM JUST A MONSTER
IN A BOY'S BODY.

341
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,043
IF ONLY FOR A DAY,
I WISH I COULD ENJOY

342
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:50,035
THE SERENITY
OF ED'S WORLD.

343
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:50,955
HEY!

344
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:53,132
BLAAGH!

345
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,748
WHY DO YOU
ALWAYS HAVE TO...

346
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:55,833
WRECK EVERYTHING?

347
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:59,167
BUT, EDDY, I JUST
WANT TO BE A MONSTER.

348
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,790
I WAS QUITE
ENAMORED BY ED'S
IMPERSONATION, EDDY.

349
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,325
WHAT ARE YOU FLAPPING
YOUR GUMS ABOUT NOW?

350
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,247
HUMOR ME.

351
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,583
WHAT IF ED REALLY
WAS A MONSTER?

352
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,417
THINK ABOUT IT.

353
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,830
ED'S OVERACTIVE
IMAGINATION

354
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,127
COULD ATTRACT
CUSTOMERS, EDDY.

355
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,498
I SAID, I--

356
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,963
[DING]

357
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:20,712
CUSTOMERS ARE
PRACTICALLY SUCKERS.

358
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:21,672
I LIKE THAT.

359
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,670
MONSTER FOR EDD!

360
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,710
GOOD I WILL BE.

361
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:26,963
[TOOLS CLANKING]

362
00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,832
YOU BETTER NOT
MESS THIS UP, LUMPY.

363
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:33,167
I WILL BE
THE BEST MONSTER
I CAN BE, EDDY.

364
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,670
Edd: I'M SURE
YOU WILL, ED.

365
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,080
NOW TRY THIS ON.

366
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,167
WOW.

367
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,210
I FEEL TRANSFORMED, GUYS.

368
00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:44,042
HA HA!
HA HA!

369
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,455
HEY, LOOK.
ED'S GOT A CHIN.

370
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,172
I'LL JUST GO
GET A MIRROR, ED.

371
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,630
YOU LOOK VERY
CONVINCING.

372
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,668
YOU'RE A NATURAL,
ED.

373
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,420
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
BORN A MONSTER.

374
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,960
AAHOORRAAH...

375
00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,882
UHHRRRRUHHH...

376
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,078
WAAARROOORRAAAH...

377
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,957
MAN,
WHAT'S HE DOING--
MAKING A MIRROR?

378
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:04,962
AARRAARRRAAAAGH!

379
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:05,832
WHAT'S WITH YOU?

380
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:08,417
Ed: I AM
A MONSTER!

381
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,210
AAAARRRRGGHHH!

382
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,535
I'M BACK.

383
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,785
FATHER'S GARAGE!

384
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,415
OH, DEAR.
OH, DEAR. OH, DEAR.

385
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,250
CURSE
THE CONSEQUENCES
OF AN ONLY CHILD.

386
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,923
ED'S AN ANIMAL.

387
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,790
ED?

388
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:24,495
WHO ELSE?

389
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:25,713
THAT IDIOT ATTACKED ME,

390
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,042
THEN BUSTED
THROUGH THE GARAGE

391
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,285
GROWLING
LIKE A MONSTER.

392
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:32,035
I TOLD YOU ABOUT ED'S
OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.

393
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,325
HEY, DON'T
LOOK AT ME.

394
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,877
I'M THE ONE WHO GOT
OVERIMAGINATED
ALL OVER.

395
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,878
ED'S PRONE
TO OVERSTIMULATION, EDDY.

396
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:40,078
HE CAN'T
CONTROL HIMSELF.

397
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,787
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO DRESSED HIM UP.

398
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:43,955
Jimmy: HELP!

399
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,422
HELP ME! AAAH!

400
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,170
HEAVENS.
IT'S JIMMY.

401
00:14:50,292 --> 00:14:51,502
JIMMY?

402
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,133
OH, MY.

403
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,213
HA HA HA!

404
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:58,002
THIS IS WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.

405
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,003
THIS ISN'T AS SIMPLE
AS PRETENDING
OR PLAYACTING, EDDY.

406
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,043
ED ACTUALLY
BELIEVES HE'S
BECOME A MONSTER.

407
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,825
HE'S EVEN
MADE OFF WITH--

408
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,037
Nazz: JIMMY!

409
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,955
Kevin: HEY, FLUFFY.

410
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:09,922
Rolf: FLUFFY?

411
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,080
IS IT NOT JIMMY?

412
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:11,917
WHO IS FLUFFY?

413
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,330
WE HAVE TO WARN
THE OTHERS!

414
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,457
IN YOUR DREAMS.

415
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,212
[ROAR]

416
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,582
COME ON!

417
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,455
Nazz:
POOR JIMMY.

418
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,582
Johnny: COME ON,
EVERYBODY.

419
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,827
PLANK SAYS HE HEARD
SOMETHING OVER HERE.

420
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:28,207
Kevin:
YEAH, RIGHT, AND I'M
THE KING OF SIAM.

421
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:31,042
Rolf: AND ROLF IS
THE HEAD OF CABBAGE.

422
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,075
HA HA!
HA HA!

423
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:35,077
I'LL FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO MAKE
A BUCK OFF THIS

424
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,377
IF IT KILLS ME.

425
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,038
MM MM MMPH!

426
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,327
WHERE ARE YOU,
FLUFFY?

427
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,287
JIMMY!

428
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,415
ROLF IS CONFUSED.

429
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,790
IS IT JIMMY
OR THIS FLUFFY
WHO IS LOST?

430
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,825
OH, JIMMY!

431
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,127
JIMMY!

432
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:53,998
HMM?

433
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,423
HOW LUCKY CAN
YOU GET, PLANK?

434
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,540
CHUNKY PUFFS.

435
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,825
HEH HEH HEH!

436
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,173
OUCH.

437
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,170
JOHNNY!

438
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,210
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

439
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,672
DID YOU SEE THAT?

440
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:09,710
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

441
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:13,172
I'VE ACTUALLY
CREATED A MONSTER.

442
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,000
[ROAR]

443
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:19,213
WHAT IS THIS SOUND
THAT MAKES ROLF
SOIL HIS TROUSERS?

444
00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:20,712
I DON'T KNOW, MAN,

445
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,922
SO GET OFF ME!

446
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,290
GUYS, I JUST
FOUND PLANK

447
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:32,625
WITHOUT A JOHNNY.

448
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:33,918
Ed: YAAAH!

449
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,170
CHECK IT OUT!

450
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,210
AAAH!

451
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:39,422
Kevin: RUN! RUN!

452
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,330
HA HA HA!

453
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,707
THIS IS TOO RICH.

454
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,252
IT SCARED THE PANTS
OFF OF THEM.

455
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,083
[ALL SCREAMING]

456
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,578
AHEM.

457
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,377
HELP ME! DON'T LET
THE MONSTER EAT ME!

458
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,248
HA HA!

459
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,083
THERE'S NO NEED
TO BE ALARMED.

460
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,077
HE'S JUST PLAYING.

461
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:58,327
HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY.

462
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,497
Edd: WHY,
THEY'RE ACTUALLY
ATTRACTED TO HIM.

463
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:02,833
TAKE A HIKE,
DORKS.

464
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,827
IT'S EVERY MAN
FOR HIMSELF!

465
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,747
THEY DIDN'T HEAR
A WORD I SAID.

466
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:09,423
I GOT TO
SEE THE LOOK
ON THEIR FACES.

467
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,170
[CLOCK TICKING]

468
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,417
RRAAAARR!

469
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,830
WHOA.

470
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,377
IT TOOK KEVIN!

471
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:22,208
UGH! UGH!
ER! UGH!

472
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,172
EGH!

473
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,630
WHAT'S WITH THESE
STUPID WINDOWS?

474
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,133
I HATE IT
WHEN YOU DO THAT.

475
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,128
Nazz: RUN FASTER!

476
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,578
AAAH!

477
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:34,457
[CRASH]

478
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:38,752
GULLIBILITY CAN BE
SO PAINFUL.

479
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:42,383
RRRRAARRAARARAARAAAGH!

480
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,378
NICE ENTRANCE.

481
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,538
AAAAH!

482
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,125
[ROAR]

483
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,998
EXCUSE ME, ROLF.

484
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,753
RRRAAAAAGH!

485
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,330
[CLUCKING]

486
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,627
TAKE TO YOUR HEELS,
GERTRUDE!

487
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,078
THERE!
THE CLUBHOUSE!

488
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,037
QUICKLY.
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.

489
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,535
[PANTING]

490
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,000
OUT OF THE WAY, OAF!

491
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:15,793
OVERWHELMING FEAR
IS NOT AN EXCUSE
FOR RUDENESS, ROLF.

492
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,325
HEH HEH HEH.

493
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,877
RRAALLAARRAAAAGH!

494
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,958
LET'S REMAIN
CALM, PEOPLE.

495
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,212
WE'LL BE
SAFE HERE.

496
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,832
ARE YOU SURE,
DOUBLE D?

497
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,207
HE'S IN HIS OWN
LITTLE WORLD NOW.

498
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,042
THE BEST THING
IS TO JUST IGNORE HIM.

499
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,205
THE BEAST CIRCLES
WITH HUNGER.

500
00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:36,672
WE MUST APPEASE IT
WITH A SACRIFICE!

501
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,960
PUT ME DOWN,
YOU JERK.

502
00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,042
HOLD IT!

503
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,285
YOU CAN'T
PLAY HIS GAME.

504
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,125
YOU'LL ONLY ENCOURAGE
THIS BAD BEHAVIOR.

505
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,038
SO WHAT?
IT'S FUNNY.

506
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,955
LET GO OF ME!

507
00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:50,462
SEE?
HA HA HA!

508
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,332
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.

509
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:57,037
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO DOWN
AND GIVE HIM A TIME-OUT.

510
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,205
I'LL GO.

511
00:18:58,292 --> 00:18:59,332
KILL-JOY.

512
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:00,457
OH, DOUBLE D,

513
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,712
YOU'RE SO BRAVE,
I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU.

514
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,922
MWAH!

515
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,830
[ROAR]

516
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,497
RRRRRRRAAAAAAGH!

517
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,583
UH...

518
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,917
OUCH.

519
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,830
RAAAGH!

520
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:17,037
AAAH!
AAAH!
AAAH!

521
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:20,125
[CRASH]

522
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,333
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, ROLF?

523
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:23,787
YES. THANK YOU,
EDD BOY.

524
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,075
ALL IS WELL.

525
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,167
PLEASE ASK ROLF'S
FAMILY AND LIVESTOCK

526
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,330
TO REMEMBER THE SON
OF A SHEPHERD.

527
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,127
HELP! AAH!

528
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,378
IT'S MESSING
MY HAIR!

529
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,168
MY APOLOGIES,
NAZZ.

530
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,330
HE'S JUST TRYING
TO BE THE BEST
MONSTER HE CAN--

531
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:41,787
HEY. IF YOU FIND ANY
TEETH LAYING AROUND,

532
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,955
THEY'RE MINE.

533
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:45,632
Nazz: AAH!

534
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,578
WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME?

535
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:51,077
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.

536
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,963
THAT IS SO GROSS, DUDE.

537
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:57,172
[SPLAT]

538
00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,000
Edd: ED SEEMS TO BE
ACTING OUT A SCIENCE
FICTION MOVIE

539
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,173
HE MAY HAVE SEEN.

540
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,460
HA HA HA!

541
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:06,082
ED'S STUCK THEM
TO THE WALL WITH
CHEWED-UP CHUNKY PUFFS.

542
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,167
MAN, HE'S GOOD!

543
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,170
I FAIL
TO SEE THE HUMOR
IN THIS, EDDY.

544
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,080
HE'S COMING.

545
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,167
HE CAN'T SEE US.

546
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,380
[GROWLING]

547
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,078
WHAT AN IDIOT.

548
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,577
Edd: EDDY.

549
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,673
GET US DOWN!

550
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,290
YES. OK. I'M SORRY.

551
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,825
WE'LL GET YOU DOWN NOW.

552
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:26,747
WHAT?

553
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,213
COME ON, EDDY.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

554
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,042
LOOK AT THEM.

555
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,205
FINE. WE'LL
GET THEM DOWN...

556
00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:35,042
FOR 50 CENTS A POP.

557
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,495
WHY, YOU...

558
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,673
EDDY!

559
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:41,287
WHAT?

560
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,455
NO SKIN
OFF MY BONES.

561
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,792
WHO'S FIRST?

562
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,127
[ROAR]

563
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:52,208
HE WANTS THE SKIN
OFF MY BONES, DOUBLE D!

564
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,132
[ROAR]

565
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,128
HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE,
MISTER.

566
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,168
HAVEN'T YOU CAUSED
ENOUGH TROUBLE TODAY?

567
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,170
CHECK IT OUT.

568
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,540
DOUBLE D's
YELLING AT IT.

569
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:05,035
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES
TILL SOMEONE GETS
SUSPENDED FROM A WALL.

570
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,705
RRAAAAAAGH!

571
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,212
AAAA--

572
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:10,292
HIYA, GUYS.

573
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:13,955
MOM SAID, NO PARTIES
UNLESS I'M INVITED.

574
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:17,502
THE BEAST IS NO MORE
THAN FOOLHARDY ED BOY.

575
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:18,333
RIGHT ON.

576
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,247
ED HAD ME GOING,
TOO, BUDDY.

577
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:22,583
THE DORK'S
TWISTED,
I SWEAR.

578
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,077
I'M OFF CEREAL
FOREVER.

579
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,127
SARAH?

580
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,328
OH, NO!

581
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,077
ED PRETENDED
TO BE A MONSTER

582
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,787
AND TERRORIZED
THE LIVING HECK
OUT OF US, SARAH.

583
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:32,825
OH, WAIT.
THAT PINCHES.

584
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:36,077
SARAH, STOP!
IT'S GONNA
LEAVE MARKS.

585
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:39,497
SARAH? IS THAT YOU?

586
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:40,963
UGH!

587
00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:44,332
ED! ED!

588
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,747
HEY, WHERE
DID THEY GO?

589
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,503
GET US DOWN.
GET US DOWN.

590
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,830
EDDY, HIDING
UNDERNEATH YOUR BED

591
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,037
ISN'T GONNA SAVE US
FROM HARM'S WAY

592
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:59,415
ONCE THE CHILDREN
EVENTUALLY FLAKE
OFF ED'S WALL.

593
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,710
RELAX, WILL YOU?

594
00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:02,252
I ALWAYS KEEP A COUPLE
OF MONTHS' WORTH OF SUPPLIES

595
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,043
FOR WHEN THE HEAT
GETS TURNED UP.

596
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,625
THEY'LL FORGET
ABOUT US IN NO TIME.

597
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,168
DID YOU SEE
A CAN OPENER?

598
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,630
I AM CAN OPENER MAN!

599
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:10,328
WHAT THE--

600
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:11,957
PLEASE, ED,
CALM DOWN.

601
00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:13,082
NO, NO, WAIT.

602
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,707
GIVE ME THE STUPID
CAN OPENER, ED.

603
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,132
I AM TISSUE HEAD.

604
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,878
WE'VE
LOST HIM, EDDY.

605
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,458
Ed: I WILL
BLOW YOUR NOSE!

606
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,082
ED! STOP!
ED! STOP!

607
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,247
NO, NO, WAIT.

608
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,253
I AM BED BUNDY!

609
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,213
SLEEP ON ME!

610
00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:29,082
ED!
ED!

611
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:32,577
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

612
00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:49,328
♪ ED, EDD, AND EDDY

613
00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:53,247
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