1 00:00:03,836 --> 00:00:05,213 Well, are you guys gonna help, 2 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:06,575 or are you just gonna watch me struggle? 3 00:00:06,576 --> 00:00:08,442 Watch you struggle. The second one, 4 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,777 but still, it's cute seeing you as a dad. 5 00:00:11,049 --> 00:00:11,925 Really? 6 00:00:11,926 --> 00:00:15,527 Totally, but sometimes I do feel, uh, a little, 7 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:17,199 well, what is it? 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,906 You're not crazy about 9 00:00:18,907 --> 00:00:20,951 the ditzy, trashy, fake blonde, 10 00:00:20,952 --> 00:00:22,800 fake tan, fake boob, club skank 11 00:00:22,801 --> 00:00:25,235 you one-night-standed to make that baby. 12 00:00:25,236 --> 00:00:26,446 She says it better. 13 00:00:26,447 --> 00:00:29,453 That is not true, Jill. 14 00:00:29,454 --> 00:00:32,281 Your mommy and I had a one-afternoon stand. 15 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,606 Jill? I thought her name was Tampa. 16 00:00:34,607 --> 00:00:36,781 Yeah. Her mom named her "Tampa," 17 00:00:36,782 --> 00:00:38,217 but she let me pick the middle name, 18 00:00:38,218 --> 00:00:40,050 so from now on we're calling her "Jill." 19 00:00:40,051 --> 00:00:41,204 I'm gonna stick with "Tampa" 20 00:00:41,205 --> 00:00:42,470 'cause you hate it so much. 21 00:00:42,471 --> 00:00:43,511 Ditto. 22 00:00:44,327 --> 00:00:45,558 What the hell? 23 00:00:45,559 --> 00:00:46,737 I need a corkscrew. 24 00:00:46,738 --> 00:00:49,542 Oh. I baby-proofed the house because Jill-- 25 00:00:49,543 --> 00:00:50,290 Tampa. 26 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:52,462 Jill will be staying here a lot. 27 00:00:52,463 --> 00:00:53,710 Ohh. 28 00:00:54,883 --> 00:00:57,149 Well, are you gonna help me or just watch me struggle? 29 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:58,136 The second one. 30 00:00:58,137 --> 00:01:01,253 Mother of God, I've gotta drink! 31 00:01:08,499 --> 00:01:09,747 Ah. 32 00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:11,869 Are these pictures of you and Bobby 33 00:01:11,870 --> 00:01:13,058 from an old hunting trip? 34 00:01:13,059 --> 00:01:14,273 They're our wedding photos. 35 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,057 We drove down the aisle in an A.T.V. 36 00:01:16,058 --> 00:01:17,325 When I get married, 37 00:01:17,326 --> 00:01:19,534 I hope I'm just as pregnant as you. 38 00:01:20,075 --> 00:01:21,182 Aw. Did your photographer suck, 39 00:01:21,183 --> 00:01:23,209 or do you know a lot of people without heads? 40 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:26,474 Oh, that's Bobby's uncle. He was really sweet, 41 00:01:26,475 --> 00:01:27,973 but when we opened our photographs, 42 00:01:27,974 --> 00:01:30,582 there were, like, nine pictures of his penis. 43 00:01:31,014 --> 00:01:32,687 Ooh. He's actually in jail now. 44 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:36,000 So this time we're gonna use a professional. 45 00:01:36,149 --> 00:01:37,879 Hey, hey, hey. 46 00:01:38,922 --> 00:01:40,490 You guys notice anything? 47 00:01:41,709 --> 00:01:43,438 The helmet's gone! 48 00:01:43,439 --> 00:01:44,532 You had a helmet? 49 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:46,646 God, I really thought that would be a bigger deal. 50 00:01:46,798 --> 00:01:48,768 Oh, wedding photographers, huh? 51 00:01:48,802 --> 00:01:51,033 You guys want to see some real photography? 52 00:01:51,034 --> 00:01:52,566 You know we would. 53 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:54,199 I'll get my portfolio. 54 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:55,305 Run! Aah! 55 00:01:55,306 --> 00:01:59,002 Freeze! Now you smile and drink your wine. 56 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,899 Mm. Found a little piece of glass. 57 00:02:04,151 --> 00:02:06,150 This sangria reminds me of when I went to Pamplona 58 00:02:06,155 --> 00:02:07,782 to photograph the running of the bulls. 59 00:02:07,783 --> 00:02:09,912 This guy I was shacking up with, Miguel, ran it with me. 60 00:02:09,913 --> 00:02:10,878 Oh, was he handsome? 61 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:12,969 No. Really short legs. Oh. 62 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:15,161 Poor little fella was tossed into a second-story window. 63 00:02:15,162 --> 00:02:16,041 Never saw him again. 64 00:02:16,042 --> 00:02:16,734 Oh. 65 00:02:16,735 --> 00:02:18,078 Yes! They love each other. 66 00:02:18,079 --> 00:02:20,686 We--we are gonna hang out all the time! 67 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:25,655 Buddy, I'm gonna kiss the top of your head. 68 00:02:27,363 --> 00:02:28,391 Get used to it. 69 00:02:28,392 --> 00:02:31,383 These idiots are a six-pack short of running away together. 70 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:32,854 He is mine. 71 00:02:34,658 --> 00:02:38,386 Uh-oh. Make-out party. 72 00:02:42,187 --> 00:02:43,786 Let's do this. 73 00:02:47,872 --> 00:02:49,263 Ay! So... 74 00:02:49,264 --> 00:02:51,906 There's so much beauty in photography. 75 00:02:51,907 --> 00:02:53,486 I just wanted to take that notion 76 00:02:53,487 --> 00:02:55,126 and turn it on its head, 77 00:02:55,127 --> 00:02:56,537 so the theme of my work 78 00:02:56,538 --> 00:02:59,941 is "taking the beauty out of beauty." 79 00:02:59,942 --> 00:03:02,162 You really cannot see the beauty. 80 00:03:02,163 --> 00:03:03,588 Thank you. 81 00:03:03,671 --> 00:03:05,414 Ouch! Ohh. 82 00:03:05,415 --> 00:03:06,378 Oh, no. 83 00:03:06,379 --> 00:03:10,362 Well, I'm sure that deer was very graceful when it had skin. 84 00:03:11,422 --> 00:03:13,298 Okay, I love this. 85 00:03:13,299 --> 00:03:15,766 I am gonna put this on my wall. 86 00:03:15,767 --> 00:03:17,328 You're actually holding it wrong. 87 00:03:17,329 --> 00:03:18,847 It's a severed toe. 88 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,791 It's the best picture of a severed toe 89 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:25,518 that I have ever seen. 90 00:03:25,867 --> 00:03:28,404 Yeah. I can't stop looking at it. 91 00:03:31,387 --> 00:03:32,521 Ohh. 92 00:03:32,686 --> 00:03:35,327 Ugh. I almost barfed. 93 00:03:35,843 --> 00:03:39,781 Luckily, I can control my gag reflex. 94 00:03:40,817 --> 00:03:41,690 Nothing? 95 00:03:41,691 --> 00:03:43,579 I don't swing at softballs. 96 00:03:44,007 --> 00:03:46,117 But Trav's photos weren't that bad. 97 00:03:46,118 --> 00:03:48,581 Truth gun! What do you really think? 98 00:03:48,582 --> 00:03:50,602 It was like looking into an open wound, 99 00:03:50,801 --> 00:03:53,165 especially the photo of the open wound... 100 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,278 But my mom philosophy is simple-- 101 00:03:55,279 --> 00:03:58,655 always support your child, no matter what. 102 00:03:59,028 --> 00:04:01,632 Well, I finally got that broken drawer open. 103 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,542 I had to pry it loose so I can baby-proof it shut. 104 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:07,134 That drawer has been jammed shut for, like, 15 years. 105 00:04:07,135 --> 00:04:08,846 Oh, check it out. It's like, uh... 106 00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:10,415 time capsule. 107 00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:13,586 Koosh ball, "Bo knows" t-shirt... 108 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,506 Ooh. 109 00:04:14,507 --> 00:04:15,494 Those old pore strips. 110 00:04:15,495 --> 00:04:17,818 Remember those things that go over your nose? 111 00:04:18,002 --> 00:04:19,315 I'm gonna take 'em. 112 00:04:19,871 --> 00:04:22,258 Hey! Look at the cute, little elephant 113 00:04:22,259 --> 00:04:24,198 named "Bob Dole." 114 00:04:24,199 --> 00:04:26,784 Ohh. My old Fleetwood Mac cassette. 115 00:04:26,785 --> 00:04:29,362 You know, Fleetwood Mac married Stevie Nicks. 116 00:04:29,363 --> 00:04:30,809 I don't think so. 117 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:31,854 Well, it's true. 118 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,017 What is this? 119 00:04:34,018 --> 00:04:38,034 It looks like a smoke detector from a disco. 120 00:04:38,338 --> 00:04:40,547 That is a Simon. 121 00:04:41,939 --> 00:04:43,242 Sorry, Jelly Bean. 122 00:04:43,243 --> 00:04:46,442 It's for ages 8 and up, not for you. 123 00:04:46,443 --> 00:04:49,021 Oh, no. Bobby can't see these. 124 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,494 I need some matches. 125 00:04:51,755 --> 00:04:52,938 Damn it. 126 00:04:53,843 --> 00:04:55,353 Talk about lucky! 127 00:04:55,354 --> 00:04:57,212 Walking in right as Jules was about to burn my old... 128 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,495 Zubaz! 129 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:02,282 You've got your great pants, your great girl. 130 00:05:02,283 --> 00:05:04,398 We had our first make-out party last night. 131 00:05:04,399 --> 00:05:05,545 Oh. Yeah. Come on. 132 00:05:05,546 --> 00:05:06,958 We should celebrate. 133 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:07,497 Yeah. 134 00:05:07,498 --> 00:05:08,755 How about a double bell kick? 135 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:09,814 Yeah. 136 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:14,714 You know, after Jules, 137 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,850 I didn't think I'd ever be able to commit to someone again, 138 00:05:16,851 --> 00:05:19,482 but I'm finally feeling like I'm ready for something real. 139 00:05:19,483 --> 00:05:20,834 I'm glad, buddy. 140 00:05:20,867 --> 00:05:23,778 I'm not gonna do anything to mess things with Angie up... 141 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:26,655 But she might. 142 00:05:28,146 --> 00:05:30,068 Damn you to hell! 143 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:34,591 Ohh. Mmm! 144 00:05:34,955 --> 00:05:36,619 Am I tired... 145 00:05:37,242 --> 00:05:40,909 or is it my sexy new belly chain? 146 00:05:41,138 --> 00:05:42,865 I love my '90s drawer. 147 00:05:42,887 --> 00:05:43,853 Me, too. 148 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:46,221 These things were a huge part of my face regimen 149 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:47,742 back when I used to male-model. 150 00:05:47,743 --> 00:05:50,286 First, soap and water. Duh. 151 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:55,015 Second, mud mask. Third... Wait. No toner. 152 00:05:55,016 --> 00:05:57,161 No. You don't want to dry the instrument. 153 00:05:57,162 --> 00:05:59,588 And then I had these things to bring me home. 154 00:06:01,155 --> 00:06:03,666 Lady belly chain, lord nose strip. 155 00:06:03,934 --> 00:06:05,606 Well, let me just say, you're an amazing mother... 156 00:06:05,607 --> 00:06:07,050 Oh! And--oh. 157 00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:08,974 I wasn't done. Who's stopping you? 158 00:06:08,975 --> 00:06:11,538 Okay. You know I want to be a photographer, 159 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,454 and I would love to know 160 00:06:13,455 --> 00:06:16,850 that my first professional gig was for you, 161 00:06:16,851 --> 00:06:20,529 so I was thinking that I could take the pictures at your wedding. 162 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:23,155 Oh. Wow. 163 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:29,274 Well? 164 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:31,841 What am I gonna say, no? 165 00:06:31,842 --> 00:06:33,517 Oh, cool! 166 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,798 Look, I know it's a big deal for you, 167 00:06:34,799 --> 00:06:36,484 so I want you to be able to think about it. 168 00:06:36,485 --> 00:06:38,882 Take your time. I'll check back. 169 00:06:42,526 --> 00:06:43,585 Well-played. 170 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:44,573 Shut up. 171 00:06:44,574 --> 00:06:47,406 Oh! That's just... 172 00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:49,356 Oh, come on. You're not even gonna let me see it? 173 00:06:49,357 --> 00:06:50,883 That's the best part. 174 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,010 Weird. I have dishes in my sink, 175 00:06:58,011 --> 00:07:00,038 and you have chicken bones, tissues, 176 00:07:00,039 --> 00:07:03,234 a pair of broken sunglasses, and diapers. 177 00:07:03,235 --> 00:07:03,774 Mm-hmm. 178 00:07:03,775 --> 00:07:06,031 Grayson baby-proofed my trash can. 179 00:07:06,219 --> 00:07:07,801 I have a house full of things 180 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:11,034 that I can't open, including my toilet. 181 00:07:11,354 --> 00:07:13,852 Ellie, I had to tee-tee in the yard. 182 00:07:13,853 --> 00:07:16,493 Why wouldn't you just go in the shower? 183 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,078 Gross. 184 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:18,965 Between this 185 00:07:18,966 --> 00:07:20,686 and Travis's wedding photo stuff, 186 00:07:20,687 --> 00:07:22,160 I-I'm going crazy. 187 00:07:22,161 --> 00:07:25,281 If it helps, Grayson said he's fine with Travis doing it 188 00:07:25,282 --> 00:07:27,602 'cause he already has great wedding pictures. 189 00:07:29,305 --> 00:07:31,560 You have a picture up from your first wedding? 190 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,351 You told me it was from a building dedication. 191 00:07:34,403 --> 00:07:36,546 I sometimes lie about things. 192 00:07:37,842 --> 00:07:39,554 This is going in my sink. 193 00:07:40,295 --> 00:07:41,046 Look... 194 00:07:41,047 --> 00:07:42,975 This is probably the last time that 195 00:07:42,976 --> 00:07:45,731 I'll have a chance to have great wedding photos... 196 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:46,763 Probably? 197 00:07:46,764 --> 00:07:47,830 But I won't get them 198 00:07:47,831 --> 00:07:51,382 if Travis is spraying down my bridal party with dog blood. 199 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:54,418 Too bad you think "a mom should always support 200 00:07:54,419 --> 00:07:57,905 her kid 100%, no matter what"-- direct quote. 201 00:07:57,906 --> 00:08:00,318 Burned by my own stupid mom philosophy. 202 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:02,722 You know, as a parent... 203 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:04,027 "As a parent"? 204 00:08:04,248 --> 00:08:07,758 You just found out you were a dad 48 hours ago. 205 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:10,013 Yeah. Calm down, Day Two. 206 00:08:10,014 --> 00:08:12,917 Now, as a parent of several years, 207 00:08:12,918 --> 00:08:13,673 what I think-- Wait. I-I-- 208 00:08:13,674 --> 00:08:15,150 I'll let you finish that thought 209 00:08:15,151 --> 00:08:18,006 if you can tell me where your child is right now. 210 00:08:18,007 --> 00:08:19,318 I'm out. 211 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,386 I know that Travis' work is a little horrifying, 212 00:08:22,387 --> 00:08:24,298 but he does have talent. 213 00:08:24,299 --> 00:08:26,938 I mean, I think. Maybe. I don't know. 214 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:28,850 Well, I need to find out if he can do it. 215 00:08:32,547 --> 00:08:34,259 Is this from your honeymoon? 216 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:38,034 That is me and my cousin. 217 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:39,753 Sink. 218 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:41,837 What the fudge nuts were you doing 219 00:08:41,838 --> 00:08:43,246 macking with that dude? 220 00:08:43,247 --> 00:08:44,471 I know you're upset, but... 221 00:08:44,472 --> 00:08:45,529 Ow! 222 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:46,856 Stomping on my foot? 223 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:50,407 That was me. How could you do this to us?! 224 00:08:50,408 --> 00:08:51,973 We've only been dating a few weeks. 225 00:08:51,974 --> 00:08:54,396 You never said that you wanted to be exclusive. 226 00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:55,611 Yes, I did. 227 00:08:55,695 --> 00:08:57,324 Every time I kissed you, my lips were saying... 228 00:08:57,325 --> 00:09:01,161 "Angie... I... want... to... be... exclusive." 229 00:09:01,162 --> 00:09:04,250 Why do your lips need your fingers to make them talk? 230 00:09:04,251 --> 00:09:05,387 I don't know. 231 00:09:05,599 --> 00:09:06,559 Ow! 232 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,762 Okay. You need to stop. 233 00:09:07,763 --> 00:09:08,658 I'm very hot. 234 00:09:08,659 --> 00:09:10,227 Why don't you take five? 235 00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:14,886 I thought we had something special. 236 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,251 I was wrong. We're through. 237 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,513 I'd be storming out right now 238 00:09:21,514 --> 00:09:23,232 if I hadn't just ordered a cheeseburger. 239 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:24,928 Ooh. Cheeseburger. 240 00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:30,934 Hey, Jelly Bean. I'm glad you're here. 241 00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:32,010 Of course you are... 242 00:09:32,011 --> 00:09:33,631 Because I'm awesome. 243 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,178 Please try his son. 244 00:09:35,179 --> 00:09:37,022 I want to see if a jelly bean can do it. 245 00:09:37,023 --> 00:09:38,757 Jules told me never to ask, 246 00:09:38,758 --> 00:09:41,722 but why do you call me "Jelly Bean"? 247 00:09:41,723 --> 00:09:45,757 Well, J.B., when Jules first hired you, 248 00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:47,663 I thought you were so simpleminded, 249 00:09:47,664 --> 00:09:49,462 she could convince you 250 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,074 that jelly beans were more valuable than gold 251 00:09:52,075 --> 00:09:55,050 and subsequently pay you in jelly beans. 252 00:09:55,099 --> 00:09:58,283 This concept was eventually shortened into your nickname... 253 00:09:58,409 --> 00:09:59,515 "Jelly Bean." 254 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,909 Not as dumb as you think. 255 00:10:01,057 --> 00:10:04,686 We'll see. Simon, get her. 256 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:08,502 I'm not gonna play your stupid game, Ellie. 257 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:21,489 Wait a minute. 258 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,170 Wait for it... 259 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,104 Damn it! 260 00:10:29,575 --> 00:10:31,159 This sucks. 261 00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:33,069 Now I know exactly how you felt 262 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:35,282 when I cheated on you all those times. 263 00:10:35,283 --> 00:10:36,819 It feels a little different. 264 00:10:37,623 --> 00:10:39,349 I mean, she's been your girlfriend for two weeks, 265 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:42,115 and she kissed a dude, and, well, we were married, 266 00:10:42,116 --> 00:10:44,219 and you banged a thousand waitresses. 267 00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:46,430 Is it the waitress part that makes it different? 268 00:10:46,608 --> 00:10:48,078 Sure. Why not? 269 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:52,110 Man, I never want to see Angie's face again. 270 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:55,287 How strict are you on the whole "never" thing? 271 00:10:58,612 --> 00:10:59,858 Ohh. 272 00:11:00,087 --> 00:11:01,574 So why'd you want to talk to me? 273 00:11:01,575 --> 00:11:03,366 What?! You asked her to come here? 274 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:06,327 She's Trav's teacher, and--and I need to know, 275 00:11:06,506 --> 00:11:07,834 is he talented? 276 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,345 Well-- liar! 277 00:11:09,346 --> 00:11:10,074 Bobby. 278 00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:12,001 No, no, no, no. This hand does not get 279 00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:13,763 to touch this knee anymore. 280 00:11:13,975 --> 00:11:15,698 Yeah. I'm gonna pass on the hand, too, 281 00:11:15,699 --> 00:11:17,169 because, well, nothing personal. 282 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,939 It's just that we haven't been friends for that long. 283 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:21,890 Look, Trav is super talented. 284 00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,303 Really? Yeah. 285 00:11:23,304 --> 00:11:26,192 Could he take great wedding photos? Totally. 286 00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:28,582 So this could be his career? Absolutely. 287 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,604 My boy is gonna be happy doing something he loves! 288 00:11:31,605 --> 00:11:33,653 Oh, no. He's not gonna be happy. 289 00:11:33,814 --> 00:11:34,785 There's, like, four photographers 290 00:11:34,786 --> 00:11:37,170 in the whole world who actually make a living at this. 291 00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:39,394 Why do you think I took a teaching job? 292 00:11:39,754 --> 00:11:41,605 Mm. Even that's not enough. 293 00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:42,354 I still have to cash 294 00:11:42,355 --> 00:11:44,276 my dead cousin's social security checks. 295 00:11:45,109 --> 00:11:47,288 Ooh! Sweet. Is this anyone's nickel? 296 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,154 Wow. 297 00:11:49,155 --> 00:11:51,170 I told you she was a bitch. 298 00:11:56,534 --> 00:11:57,906 Why do I suck at this? 299 00:11:57,907 --> 00:12:00,493 It's not your fault. When you were a fetus... 300 00:12:00,494 --> 00:12:04,341 Your mom existed on funnel cakes and motorcycle fumes. 301 00:12:04,347 --> 00:12:06,774 Consider it a victory you don't have a tail. 302 00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:09,379 Ugh! Stop talking to me. 303 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,916 I need to focus. 304 00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:12,094 Oh, look. 305 00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:14,255 Something shiny. 306 00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:18,502 Aah! Shut up, Simon. 307 00:12:18,503 --> 00:12:20,133 I'm not dumb! 308 00:12:21,446 --> 00:12:24,595 Sounds like Simon disagrees. 309 00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:29,377 Hey. 310 00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:31,230 Angie, how'd you get in here? 311 00:12:31,231 --> 00:12:33,497 Your door is held shut with suspenders. 312 00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:35,713 When I came in, I found a bum making a sandwich. 313 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,219 Oh, that's just Gary. 314 00:12:38,099 --> 00:12:39,338 Or Dennis. 315 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,832 Did he have a beard or a huge beard? 316 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,674 I don't know. I was screaming. 317 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,019 Oh, that sounds like Gary. 318 00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:45,861 Oh. 319 00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:47,127 Be honest. 320 00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:49,173 Now you knew how crazy I was about you, 321 00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:51,047 but you went ahead and kissed that guy anyway, 322 00:12:51,048 --> 00:12:52,111 now didn't you? 323 00:12:52,128 --> 00:12:53,283 Yeah. 324 00:12:53,497 --> 00:12:54,875 You're gonna have to go now. 325 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,427 I'm naked under here. 326 00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:57,542 Let's do this. 327 00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:02,954 But why does Travis even want to be a photographer? 328 00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:05,238 You know, I wanted him to be one of those scientists 329 00:13:05,239 --> 00:13:07,863 that invent stem cells so I could live forever. 330 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,095 I really don't want to die. 331 00:13:10,096 --> 00:13:13,325 Good luck with that. 40 more years, tops. 332 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,661 Did you hear her? That's not enough time. 333 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,614 Shh. It's okay, sweetie. 334 00:13:19,045 --> 00:13:20,999 Thought I'd start taking pics now. 335 00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,461 I even got a few of you napping. 336 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,662 Grayson, didn't know you were the little spoon. 337 00:13:26,712 --> 00:13:28,438 It makes me feel safe. 338 00:13:28,971 --> 00:13:30,281 I just--I cannot stand 339 00:13:30,282 --> 00:13:32,605 the thought of him having a crappy life. 340 00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:34,566 I mean, why couldn't he be a drug dealer? 341 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,231 At least they have cool cars. 342 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,322 I've found that with Jill-- Tampa. 343 00:13:38,323 --> 00:13:41,897 Stop it. I've found that parenting is more about honesty. 344 00:13:41,898 --> 00:13:43,189 I warned you, Day Two. 345 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:47,265 Ba-ha. You know what sucks about Travis' bleak future? 346 00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:51,240 There is no chance now he'll pursue anything but photography 347 00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:56,163 now that his mom has given him his first big, supportive push. 348 00:13:58,928 --> 00:14:00,201 Honey, I've been thinking. 349 00:14:00,202 --> 00:14:02,676 I don't want you to have to work at my wedding. 350 00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:04,282 I want you to have fun. 351 00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:06,634 So you don't want me to take your pictures? 352 00:14:06,635 --> 00:14:08,710 It's not that I don't think you would be good, because-- 353 00:14:08,711 --> 00:14:11,495 It's fine. I mean, it's your wedding. 354 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,876 I've found that with kids... 355 00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:21,311 Nothing. 356 00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:26,395 Oh. 357 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:28,739 Ugh! 358 00:14:29,072 --> 00:14:31,593 Damn it, Day Two. Just open it for me. 359 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,978 I'll open it if you stop calling me "Day Two." 360 00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:35,526 Then we're at an impasse. 361 00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:38,101 Hey, sweetie. You want a finger full of yogurt? 362 00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:40,747 Sure. 363 00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:44,652 There. That fixes everything. 364 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,058 Wow. He's really angry with us. 365 00:14:48,481 --> 00:14:50,112 "Us"? Yeah. 366 00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:52,318 You told him that it was my decision, didn't you? 367 00:14:52,319 --> 00:14:54,670 And he's still mad at me. That's crazy. 368 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,257 You know whose fault this really is? Yours? 369 00:14:57,258 --> 00:14:58,955 Stop it. We're off that. 370 00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:00,187 No, it's Angie's. 371 00:15:00,188 --> 00:15:01,250 She's the one who pushed him 372 00:15:01,251 --> 00:15:03,139 into having a career in photography. 373 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,722 Almost makes sense. 374 00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,054 I'm gonna call her. 375 00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:09,866 Did you Photoshop my face in this picture? 376 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:10,971 Yep. 377 00:15:10,999 --> 00:15:12,085 I like it. 378 00:15:15,389 --> 00:15:16,555 Hey, Andy. 379 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:24,086 Dude, I just passed Angie... 380 00:15:24,087 --> 00:15:26,552 Who looked recently made love to. 381 00:15:26,798 --> 00:15:27,920 Yeah! 382 00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:29,375 But what are you doing?! 383 00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:32,624 So she found your weak spot? 384 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,629 If that means my ding dong, then yeah. 385 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,658 Maybe I'm not the kind of guy who gets to have 386 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:38,090 a real relationship, you know? 387 00:15:38,091 --> 00:15:40,891 You're wrong. Don't settle for less than you deserve. 388 00:15:43,014 --> 00:15:44,919 Hey, we're busy here, Gary. 389 00:15:46,371 --> 00:15:47,763 That might have been Dennis. 390 00:15:52,714 --> 00:15:54,282 This is impossible! 391 00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:55,691 Oh, really? 392 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:02,765 Oh, eyes shut. 393 00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:03,481 Well-- 394 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,391 Oh. Broke my personal record. 395 00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:06,847 Victory sip. 396 00:16:06,912 --> 00:16:08,914 Mm. Mm. 397 00:16:09,854 --> 00:16:12,303 Done. Don't be sad. 398 00:16:12,322 --> 00:16:14,803 I hear they're coming out with a jelly bean version. 399 00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:17,203 It's just one big button. 400 00:16:17,795 --> 00:16:20,898 Usually, I don't mind taking your crap. 401 00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:24,225 You call me a slut-- I say it's a lifestyle choice. 402 00:16:24,226 --> 00:16:25,769 You say I'm uncouth--no biggie-- 403 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,058 I don't know what that means. 404 00:16:27,059 --> 00:16:29,318 And you're always calling me dumb, but... 405 00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:31,520 I never really thought you meant it. 406 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:33,682 Do you really think I'm dumb? 407 00:16:33,819 --> 00:16:36,459 It would be easier to just say "No." 408 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,701 Mm! 409 00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:42,247 You can do it. Just squeeze and pull. 410 00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:43,647 Oh! 411 00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:46,359 I did it. Wow. 412 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:47,558 Here. 413 00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:49,418 Did you really ask me over here 414 00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:51,132 just to show you how to open a cabinet? 415 00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:53,406 No, but that's totally something I would do. 416 00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,579 No, I'm--I'm mad at you. 417 00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:58,566 Why would you push Travis into a career that ends with him 418 00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,571 being broke like his dad, living on a boat 419 00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:03,860 and having his heart broken by some cheating skank? 420 00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:05,159 Bobby and I are back together. 421 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,365 I've always liked you. 422 00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:07,329 Thank you. 423 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,780 Look, I know that you've been worrying about Travis, 424 00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:11,494 so I brought you something that he left in the darkroom. 425 00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:15,982 Wow. 426 00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:18,346 It smells like dead animals in here. 427 00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:20,155 I gotta empty the trash sink. 428 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,666 Look... Trav chose this path because he loves it. 429 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,012 There's nothing anyone can say that's gonna stop him, 430 00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,278 so all you can do 431 00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:30,518 is decide if you're gonna be there for him along the way. 432 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,011 Laurie. 433 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:35,783 Do this math problem. 434 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:39,930 Is that right? 435 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:42,539 I don't know. I can't do math. 436 00:17:42,548 --> 00:17:44,236 I can do basic math. 437 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,961 Like, if the nanny breaks a glass, 438 00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:48,745 that's minus $7 from her paycheck. 439 00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:53,258 Everyone has something that makes them feel dumb. 440 00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:55,973 For Jules, it's the baby-proofing. 441 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,677 Bobby-- it's the English language. 442 00:17:59,576 --> 00:18:00,583 Grayson... 443 00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,822 A beer, two Martinis, and some wings. 444 00:18:02,823 --> 00:18:03,787 Got it. 445 00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:06,245 Hold on--uh--what? 446 00:18:06,532 --> 00:18:09,602 That guy owns a bar and can't remember an order. 447 00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:11,491 I don't think you're dumb. 448 00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:14,133 I just think you have a blind spot for Simon. 449 00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:17,388 Simon and airport baggage carousels. 450 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,470 Everyone else just takes their luggage so easy. 451 00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:21,234 I end up running laps. 452 00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:22,914 Well, you have to wait for it. 453 00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:26,359 So nobody ordered mozzarella sticks? Really? 454 00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:31,330 Hey. 455 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:35,303 So, uh... remember that fantasy you talked about? 456 00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:38,085 Kapow. 457 00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:40,037 Whoo! That's hot. 458 00:18:42,445 --> 00:18:44,094 Now wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 459 00:18:44,695 --> 00:18:45,781 Is there even a chance 460 00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:47,910 that you and I can turn into something real? 461 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,234 That's not where I am in my life right now. 462 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,799 Today I'm teaching here, but next week I may just... 463 00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:56,819 Run off to Kenya to shoot elephants. 464 00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:58,931 So... 465 00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:01,375 For now I just want something fun. 466 00:19:06,082 --> 00:19:07,314 It is fun... 467 00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:09,858 But it's not enough for me. 468 00:19:10,663 --> 00:19:12,246 Are you sure? I mean... 469 00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:15,498 I don't have anything on under my zubaz. 470 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,686 Bye, Angie. 471 00:19:20,972 --> 00:19:22,074 Bye. 472 00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:28,645 Hey, when you say shoot elephants... 473 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,318 Oh--with a camera. Yeah. 474 00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:32,453 Cool. 475 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:39,905 Hey. 476 00:19:40,371 --> 00:19:41,400 What are you up to? 477 00:19:41,401 --> 00:19:43,106 I have three midterms next week. 478 00:19:43,107 --> 00:19:44,536 What do you think I'm up to? 479 00:19:44,537 --> 00:19:46,336 Some... nerdy computer thing? 480 00:19:46,337 --> 00:19:47,680 Correct. 481 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:49,630 Sometimes when I'm stressed out, 482 00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,130 I like to punch sharks. 483 00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:52,282 I-- 484 00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:56,162 Why are you holding your breath? 485 00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:57,477 Because I'm underwater. 486 00:19:57,478 --> 00:19:59,001 Why aren't your clothes wet? 487 00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:01,530 Oh, God. You know, you're ruining it. 488 00:20:01,544 --> 00:20:02,646 Sorry. 489 00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:05,537 If I asked nicely, 490 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,026 will you take pictures at my wedding? 491 00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:10,398 Aw, what a nice guilty gesture. 492 00:20:10,399 --> 00:20:11,518 Kinda. 493 00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:14,284 So are you in or out? In. 494 00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,537 Good... because you are an amazing photographer, 495 00:20:17,538 --> 00:20:20,306 and I should never have said "no" in the first place. 496 00:20:20,408 --> 00:20:22,326 I want you to have a great life, 497 00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:24,144 and the thought of you struggling-- 498 00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:27,657 it just--it scares me. I-I-I freaked out. 499 00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:29,559 I'm okay with the struggle. 500 00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:31,143 Okay, good. 501 00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,989 Because it's got to be your struggle, not mine. 502 00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,694 I'm not gonna give you money whenever you need it. 503 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,232 Yes, you will. Yeah, I will. 504 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,156 We should probably open a joint bank account. 505 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:44,527 Just promise me that life's gonna work out for you. 506 00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:46,551 I promise. 507 00:20:47,135 --> 00:20:48,896 You still look worried. 508 00:20:49,151 --> 00:20:50,879 Do you want to fight some sharks? 509 00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:53,535 Bwah! 510 00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:55,278 You know, you wouldn't be able 511 00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:57,311 to swing a tennis racket in water. 512 00:20:58,067 --> 00:20:59,447 Yeah, well, you'd be wet. 513 00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:08,253 I don't know if I like this. 514 00:21:08,254 --> 00:21:10,138 Everybody's looking at us. 515 00:21:10,139 --> 00:21:12,091 That's because we look awesome. 516 00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:14,318 Yeah, that's right. This is happening. 517 00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:16,753 Ha. Come on, G-Man. We're doing this, baby. 518 00:21:16,754 --> 00:21:18,147 We're doing this now. 519 00:21:18,335 --> 00:21:20,111 Then why are we still on the ground? 520 00:21:20,271 --> 00:21:21,551 Gentlemen... 521 00:21:21,819 --> 00:21:23,563 I'll see you on top of the world.