1 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,983 Told you I'd find it. 2 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,028 But not if they found it first. 3 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,488 I doubt it. 4 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:57,660 It looks to me like that crocodile won't have to feed for a while. 5 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,061 And to think you, 6 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,604 and everyone, doubted me. 7 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,858 I don't even know why I let you come, Brother… 8 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,574 I'm sure you'll think of a reason. 9 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,178 The Hamster of Darkness. 10 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:00,889 Finally. 11 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,183 When I bring this back to the kingdom, 12 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,228 nobody's going to be laughing at my ear anymore. 13 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,437 No, 14 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,107 I'm going to be the one who's laughing… 15 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,775 not at my ear of course. 16 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,693 But because I was right, 17 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,238 that the hamster is real. 18 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,788 Something does not feel right. 19 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,164 Oh hush, 20 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,793 let me enjoy this glorious moment. 21 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,175 Huh? 22 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,272 Twenty years ago my father and his brother Lapin 23 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:53,525 almost found the greatest artifact in the world. 24 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,444 I'm sorry, Lapin. 25 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,989 This isn't happening. 26 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,574 - What the…? - Over there. 27 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,244 But they found something else… 28 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:08,999 Me. 29 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,463 What is it? 30 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,592 The freak's pointing at my ear! 31 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,469 No, he's not. 32 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,471 He did it again! 33 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,099 Nonsense. He's adorable. 34 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,060 Hi there, little guy. 35 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,978 You're not taking him back with us? 36 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,188 I'm not leaving him. 37 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,607 Good thing I'm the older brother and will be king someday, 38 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,234 because you're too soft! 39 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,278 Way too soft! 40 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,323 My uncle never found the Hamster of Darkness. 41 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,241 And he was never named king. 42 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,828 But we'll get to that soon enough… 43 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,737 From the moment my dad brought me home, 44 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,655 I was preparing for the day 45 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,617 when I would become a great adventurer like him. 46 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,374 There you go. 47 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,753 Ow, ow! 48 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,673 Nice slap of the wrist. 49 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,594 No, no! 50 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,347 Hm? Ah? 51 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,266 What do you think? 52 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,481 My favorite days were the days 53 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,192 when my dad returned from an adventure… 54 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,695 I don't see what the big deal is… 55 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,614 I mean, they just found old junk. 56 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,493 I find old junk in alleys and nobody's throwing me a parade. 57 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,828 That's my turtle servant Abe. 58 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,706 He's a "glass-is-all-empty" kind of guy. 59 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,502 - Dad! - Hi there, little guy. 60 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,005 Did you find the fork from the last brunch? 61 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,174 And the knife! 62 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:26,053 But I couldn't find the spoon! 63 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,014 Of course, I found the spoon! 64 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:38,106 When I saw how everyone looked up to adventurers like my dad, 65 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:43,528 there and then I decided that's how I wanted them to see me. 66 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:52,079 And so there I was, 200 feet above hare-eating crocodiles, 67 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,539 hanging from a cliff. 68 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,084 - And then what happened? - And then… 69 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,339 you went to bed. 70 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:07,094 Hey, that's why they call it a cliffhanger, pal. 71 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,888 Good night, my future royal adventurer. 72 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,492 I was obsessed with adventuring. 73 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,078 I stayed up every night reading. 74 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,587 Stupid feathers… 75 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:52,514 I devoured every book about adventuring and spent hours in the royal library… 76 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:56,309 I could not get enough of it. I knew the day would come. 77 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:12,700 Ah! I don't think heavy lifting is in my job description. 78 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,305 The tryouts, let's go, Abe. 79 00:08:56,744 --> 00:09:00,457 Every year I watched the Royal Adventure Society tryouts, 80 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,668 determined to pick up tips for when it was my turn. 81 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,881 Why'd you invite him to sit with us? 82 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:12,427 My dad made me 'cause his dad's the new king. 83 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,305 Why we gotta be seen with that freak Chickenhare? 84 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,183 It could be worse. We could be Chickenhare. 85 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:21,686 - Right? - Oh man. 86 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,773 That was a lot of fun. 87 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,358 What a crock, 88 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,819 the competitors are getting better and better every year. 89 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,113 - Some world classic… - Chickenhare? 90 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,284 What are you wearing? 91 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,537 Like it? It's very in. 92 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,080 It's very now… now. 93 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:27,752 Boots that make you look like you have hare feet are very now… now? 94 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,797 Style's changed a lot since you were a kid, Dad. 95 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,550 Come on, let's take that hat off so I can… 96 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,759 No! 97 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,262 Everybody laughs at me, Dad. 98 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,557 I know it's hard being different. 99 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,602 No, you don't know. Nobody knows what it's like to be me. 100 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,523 Chickenhare, now what have I always told you? 101 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,193 The things that make us different… 102 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,944 Are what make us special. 103 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:56,781 Yeah, I know, Dad. But I don't wanna be special. 104 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,741 I just wanna be normal. 105 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:00,952 And wearing this, 106 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,705 I feel normal. 107 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:09,336 Maybe I'm not as up on the fashion trends as I used to be. 108 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,754 It's not just you, Dad! 109 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,340 It's all old people. 110 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,509 Oh! And check out what I can do in my new boots. 111 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,099 Ow! I'm okay. 112 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,267 All good… 113 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,852 Little sore, but good. 114 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,438 It's just a phase. He'll grow out of it. 115 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:06,017 This is it, Abe. Moment of truth. 116 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,395 The day all my dreams come true. 117 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,273 Remember my three keys to success? 118 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,191 Don't. Screw. Up. 119 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,737 In accordance with the laws in the Royal Rulebook, 120 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,948 those applicants today who reach the finish line 121 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:26,078 shall be considered for the Royal Adventure Society for life. 122 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,831 First up, Chickenhare. 123 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,471 This should be interesting! 124 00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,904 Come on! 125 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,121 That's just slowing me down. 126 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,289 What are you doing? 127 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,225 Ouch, that hurts. 128 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,024 Just getting my bearings. 129 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,694 Time to make up some ground. 130 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,294 Here we go. 131 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,382 No! 132 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,259 Ah! 133 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,391 I'm okay, I'm okay. Just go on. 134 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,274 Sorry! 135 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,541 Yes! 136 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,459 Hey, that's cheating! 137 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,855 Come on. 138 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,148 You're almost there. 139 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,694 All you have to do is get across the Really-Really-Deep- 140 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,655 But-Not-Quite-Bottomless-Pit. 141 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,035 Careful, Son. 142 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,789 I can't watch, but I can't look away. 143 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,129 Easy. 144 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,303 - Come here. - Let it go! 145 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,896 No, no! 146 00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,042 - Well, there's always a plan B. - I don't have a plan B. 147 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,294 You could become a stamp collector. 148 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,297 It's like an adventure every time the mail comes. 149 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,968 And the mail comes every day. That's a lot of adventures. 150 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:13,640 Ah, what's so great about being a royal adventurer anyway? 151 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,432 Besides the fame and adulation? 152 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,352 Hey, Chickenhare, nice work today! 153 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,355 - Nothing but net! - Yeah! 154 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,400 Hey, what'd you expect? He's mostly chicken. 155 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,443 Pfft. No, he's mostly hare. 156 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,695 - Chicken! - Hare! 157 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,405 - Chicken! - Hare! 158 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:33,117 You know, if you close your eyes and take it out of context, 159 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,327 it sounds like they're cheering for you. 160 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,705 Chicken! Hare! Chicken! Hare! 161 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,874 Chicken! Hare! Chicken… 162 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,591 Why can't I be like everyone else? 163 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,217 Chickenhare? 164 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,344 Geez, Dad, think you could knock? 165 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,346 Sorry. 166 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,224 Thought you'd wanna talk about what happened today. 167 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,268 Oh, that. 168 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,228 Just a minor setback is all. 169 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:04,190 Next year, I'm gonna focus on doing more cardio. 170 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,651 Maybe some altitude training. 171 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,361 You do know you can't audition twice. 172 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,115 I figured since you're the King, you could make an exception. 173 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,202 I can't break the rules just because you're my son. 174 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,829 Come on, Dad. 175 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,832 All I need is one more shot. I could crush it… 176 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,710 You need to put your energies elsewhere. 177 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,133 I know it's difficult to let go of your dream. 178 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,887 I… I just don't want to see you get hurt again. 179 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,307 Is this because I embarrassed you? 180 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:42,519 Oh, Chickenhare. You could never embarrass me. 181 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:46,774 When I look at you, I wish you could see what I see. 182 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,776 Yeah, wish I could too. 183 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:52,571 All I see is that I got the worst parts of a hare and a chicken. 184 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,032 Maybe you got the best parts. 185 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,701 Do you know 186 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,829 the greatest treasure I ever found? 187 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,998 The Fountain of Middle Age? 188 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,582 It was you. 189 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:08,462 Finding you when Uncle Lapin and I went searching for the Hamster of Darkness 190 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,340 was the best thing that ever happened to me. 191 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,968 Goodnight, Son. 192 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,860 Oh, shut up! 193 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,405 I've studied adventuring 194 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,032 more than anybody, right? 195 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,786 So, I've just gotta figure out the location of the one treasure 196 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,748 that every adventurer has been searching for, but has never found… 197 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,171 - Woah! - And when I figure that out, 198 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,049 he'll have to let me into the Royal Adventurer Society. 199 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,011 What's the treasure? 200 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,264 Come on, you know what I'm talking about. 201 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,309 The greatest undiscovered treasure of all time… 202 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:07,271 Gotcha. The greatest undiscovered treasure of all time. 203 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,480 I have no idea. 204 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:12,651 Arturo the Rodent King created it to take over the world. 205 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,320 Doesn't ring a bell. 206 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,864 Then his brother Ramon stole it and hid it 207 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,908 before Arturo could use it. 208 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,870 It has the power of a million hamsters! 209 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,747 Oh! 210 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,041 Nope, still don't have it. 211 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,626 It rhymes with the "Damster of Harkness"… 212 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,795 Shh! 213 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:39,345 The Hamster of Darkness, Abe! How could you not get that? 214 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,556 From where I'm sitting, it was a problem with the clues. 215 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,516 According to the old legends, 216 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,853 "At the hour of 9 on a new day's dawn, 217 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,314 the constellation of the hamster shall point 218 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,691 "to The Temple of the Hamster of Darkness." 219 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,151 Well, it's almost 9 220 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,404 which means I'm about to make time-and-a-half. Cha-ching! 221 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,365 There's one problem. 222 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,076 You can't see a constellation at 9 in the morning. 223 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,327 It's too bright out. 224 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,205 - We gotta be missing something. - Yeah, breakfast. 225 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,415 - I'm starving! - I need the original text. 226 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,389 Erik the Literal's Volume 13 227 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,058 on the Hamster of Darkness is checked out. 228 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,559 When's it due back? 229 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,686 Three months ago. 230 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,482 Fine, I'll go get it myself. So, who's got it? 231 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,985 Your Uncle Lapin. 232 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:44,326 So, uh, how long has it been since you've seen your uncle? 233 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,163 Not since he tried to overthrow my father. 234 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:51,125 He wasn't happy that my grandfather chose my dad as king and not him. 235 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,210 Talk about rich people's problems. 236 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,628 Ah, let's go. 237 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,172 Time has mellowed him. 238 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,382 Oh no. My duties as your turtleservant 239 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,509 do not extend to accompanying you 240 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,429 to meet with your terrifying uncle in his jail cell. 241 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,017 Nothing about meeting with evil uncles in jail… 242 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,769 See, this is why you join a union. 243 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,605 Servants-and-Bed-Pan-Handlers Local 645. 244 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,817 Strength through numbers. 245 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,382 - What's he in for? - Murder. 246 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,550 Tax evasion. 247 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,262 Ha! I murdered the tax code. 248 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:49,641 The prison that can hold Barry Goldfarb hasn't been built! 249 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,353 Some rules to remember: 250 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,814 Do not pass Lapin anything as he will turn it into a weapon, 251 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,191 even a carrot. 252 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,776 Don't approach the cell. Don't touch the bars. 253 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,988 And don't reach through the bars. 254 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,032 The last guy to do that spent a month in the hospital. 255 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:09,120 Granted that was for the flu. But I'm sure he caught it from Lapin. 256 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,412 Huh? 257 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,081 You're not coming with me? 258 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,417 The union says I don't have to. Thank goodness 259 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,504 for Prison-Guards-and-Haberdashers Local 646. 260 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,464 Strength through numbers. 261 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,202 Nephew? 262 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,122 What a pleasant surprise. 263 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,999 Hi, Uncle Lapin. 264 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:58,710 I was in the neighborhood and, uh, thought it might be nice 265 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,173 to stop by and say "hi". 266 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:03,590 So, um… 267 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,134 Hi! 268 00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,011 And oh yeah, 269 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,805 there's this book that you got from the library. 270 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,933 It's actually long overdue. 271 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,977 Oh no. What are they gonna do, 272 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,187 lock me up? 273 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,024 Right. 274 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,776 That's funny because you're already locked up 275 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,861 for trying to overthrow my father. 276 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:28,157 Well, I always did have a problem with authority. 277 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:31,660 So, you're looking for the Hamster of Darkness, 278 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:32,828 are you? 279 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,288 Oh, no, no. 280 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,872 I don't think it's real. 281 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,041 Really? 282 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,962 Every time I've requested a book on adventuring 283 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,715 and it wasn't in, it was because you had checked it out. 284 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,926 Somebody's been doing their homework. 285 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:51,013 It's real. And we both know it. 286 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,975 It'd be quite a feather in your cap to bring back 287 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,602 to the Royal Adventure Society, 288 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:57,769 wouldn't it? 289 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,356 Maybe… 290 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,358 Such a waste. 291 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:05,069 You see, when I find the Hamster of Darkness, 292 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:08,030 I'm going to use it to take over the kingdom. 293 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:11,742 I'm just joking. 294 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:14,578 Besides, I'm locked in this tower 295 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:17,581 that no one has ever escaped from. 296 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,083 You think I've been waiting 297 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:22,669 for your visit because you were the final piece of my escape? 298 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:26,298 I wish I was that cunning. But now… 299 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,301 let me find that book for you. 300 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,638 Is this the one? 301 00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:35,099 Oh yeah, that's the one. 302 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,269 So, uh, if you'd just toss it on over here, 303 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:42,231 I'll get out of your way and you can go back 304 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,234 to marking the days on the wall with chalk. 305 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:50,197 I'm afraid my time in here has weakened me. 306 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,533 Come over here. 307 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,328 Why not just give it a little toss? 308 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,496 Huh? 309 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,499 On second thought, 310 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,209 I… I'll come get it. 311 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,089 Oops. 312 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:16,432 Hold on. I just remembered… 313 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,016 I'm not done with it. 314 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,564 Goodbye, Chickenhare. 315 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,566 Don't forget your hat. 316 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,429 Oh no… 317 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:05,856 "Dear Brother, enjoy your last days as king. 318 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,899 All the best, Lapin." 319 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,693 I'm sorry, Dad. 320 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,654 You know you're not allowed to visit Lapin! 321 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,072 What were you thinking? 322 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,201 He had this book I needed about the Hamster of Darkness. 323 00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:20,287 - See I figured… - I told you to let it go. 324 00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:22,706 Sir, it's a map! 325 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,710 "The Tomb of the Unknown Turtle"? 326 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:30,339 The old adventurer Frederic the Extremely Short proposed that 327 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,259 as one of the locations of the Hamster of Darkness. 328 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,010 That's where Lapin's going. 329 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,095 Ready my boat. We leave immediately. 330 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:42,100 Dad, I know everything about the Hamster of Darkness. 331 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,394 Bring me, I can help. 332 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,563 No. You've done enough already. 333 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,674 Hey, Boss, just came by to see how you're doing. 334 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,843 Other than letting the most dangerous criminal escape. 335 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,554 - I'm doing great. - You are? 336 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,848 - Look what was behind the books. - An abstract painting? 337 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,475 A map, Abe. 338 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,643 Oh. 339 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,229 Lapin's obsessed with the Hamster of Darkness. 340 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,022 It doesn't make sense that he'd think 341 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,900 the Temple would be at the Tomb of the Unknown Turtle. 342 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:34,903 That's been searched many times. 343 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,863 It's a minute before 9, 344 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,699 something's missing. 345 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,203 The moths are gonna be the only ones to miss Lapin. 346 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:43,745 It's winter. 347 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,540 There are no moths. 348 00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:48,584 It's the constellation! 349 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,377 Coincidence. 350 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,628 It's not, Abe. 351 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,089 Lapin has been on this quest for years. 352 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:57,050 It's not a blanket, it's a curtain, give me that. 353 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,932 You see, total coincidence. 354 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,059 I'm not so sure. 355 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,644 Let me clear the floor. 356 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,020 Yes, that's it! 357 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,439 The book. 358 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:18,697 "At the hour of 9 on a new day's dawn, 359 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,782 the constellation shall point 360 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,952 "to The Temple of the Hamster of Darkness." 361 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,100 Bingo. 362 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:50,771 Where's the "X"? Don't maps need an "X" to mark the spot? 363 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,233 Oh, darn tropes. 364 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,739 Dad! Wait! 365 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,741 You're going the wrong way! 366 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,954 We need to get a boat ready. 367 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:11,041 We have to beat Lapin to the Hamster of Darkness. 368 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:14,420 Oh no, forget about it. I am not an adventurer. 369 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,381 And you're… How do I put this delicately? 370 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,215 You're… you. 371 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,176 Maybe I'm not much of an adventurer, 372 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,720 but we're the only ones who can do this now. 373 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,514 And if we don't, 374 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:28,392 Lapin's gonna come back and take over the kingdom. 375 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,936 Well, unemployment is kinda high. 376 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:33,439 And your dad's been king for what? 15 years? 377 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:36,024 This is serious, Abe. And it's all my fault. 378 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,985 Not all. Only like 90%. 379 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,488 I'm going. And I want you to come with me. 380 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,491 I'm your servant. I'm legally bound to go with you. 381 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:48,912 No. I'm not asking as your master. 382 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,831 I'm asking you as a friend. 383 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:54,084 Well, that makes it an easy decision. 384 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:58,422 Actually, that makes it an incredibly difficult decision. 385 00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:00,298 Can you be friends with your boss? 386 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:04,302 Isn't the relationship completely skewed by the power dynamic? 387 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:05,471 What? 388 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,263 These are deep questions. 389 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:10,225 I, for one, find them intellectually invigorating. 390 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,393 Wait, wait. 391 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:13,895 Actually, sorry, keep going. 392 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,232 Wait. 393 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,484 I'm coming… 394 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,860 friend. 395 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,654 But be prepared for a lot of "I told you so's." 396 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:33,832 I have been at sea for 12 long minutes. 397 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,834 The heat is unbearable. 398 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,504 Thirst is a constant companion. 399 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,255 And as for hunger, 400 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:44,510 I may be developing a taste for chicken and hare. 401 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:50,766 Not too late to turn around. 402 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,976 I always wanted an adventure. 403 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,604 I just hope we can pull it off. 404 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,022 I'm sure we will. 405 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:03,111 I have no confidence in our chances. 406 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:06,364 If you're reading this, I've either been crushed, 407 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:09,242 impaled, pole-axed, harpooned, 408 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,995 eaten alive by carnivorous beetles, 409 00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,540 drowned in a sea full of sharks, 410 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:18,376 killed by birds pecking at my every being. 411 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,975 So, so parched. 412 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:35,686 Ow! 413 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,481 Water? 414 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,444 Oh, that goes down nice. Oh yeah. 415 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,820 So, parched. 416 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,448 That jet stream gets me every time. 417 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:48,699 Well? 418 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,576 Huh? Oh, yeah uh… 419 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,704 The King took the bait. All's going like we planned. 420 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,080 Like we planned? 421 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:56,623 Well, yeah, okay. 422 00:31:56,790 --> 00:32:00,335 Technically it was your plan, but I agreed it was a great plan. 423 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:03,129 No, it's the perfect plan. 424 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,507 Well, not quite perfect. 425 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:08,176 - What? - Uh… it's your nephew. 426 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,470 The freak? 427 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,722 He knows where the hamster is. 428 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:15,308 And he and his little turtle friend are following us. 429 00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:17,686 Hey, I figured we could wait for them, 430 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:21,565 then flank them and engage them in a nautical battle. 431 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:25,026 I've always wanted to be in a nautical battle. 432 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:29,239 Please remember you're here because of your wings, not your brain. 433 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:32,033 I can't waste valuable time on the off chance 434 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,161 that the freak actually makes it across the ocean. 435 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,247 No, 436 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,041 we'll subcontract this one out. 437 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:44,796 And I have just the animal for the job. 438 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:48,634 Luther, 439 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,344 the last member of our team. 440 00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:53,471 The most ruthless animal 441 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,891 I've ever had the pleasure of working with. 442 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,058 He's so mean, 443 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,811 he once killed an animal 444 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,730 just for snoring. 445 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:02,898 Oh! 446 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:06,442 I, um… I have sleep apnea. 447 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,695 And it's… It's pretty bad. 448 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,446 Can we get separate rooms? 449 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:15,285 Lapin, it's been too long. 450 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,955 It's okay, little guy… 451 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,791 Coo coo coo! 452 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:44,022 This is where Alexander the Sweaty discovered the Mustache of Destiny. 453 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,358 Isn't this place great? 454 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:51,154 Yeah. Great place to get murdered. Why are we here anyway? 455 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:52,614 Follow me. 456 00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:55,992 This very tavern 457 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:59,454 is where Hector the Lost hired the legless sherpa 458 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,623 who led him to the Atheist's Temple. 459 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,459 I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes. 460 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:07,378 I think you and I have very different bucket lists. 461 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:13,384 With any luck, this is where we'll find our guide. 462 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,762 Or at least a communicable disease. 463 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,681 Hey. You need a guide? 464 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,474 I'm your gal. 465 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:22,518 I know that jungle like the back of my tail. 466 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:25,188 Don't do it, kid. She's bad news. 467 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,858 Only a fool without a snout would hire a skunk. 468 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:30,026 The guy you want's over there. 469 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,076 Uh, excuse me? 470 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,870 I'm looking for a guide. 471 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:43,206 Well, fellow hare, 472 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,000 you've come to the right rat. 473 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:48,879 The name's Rusty, but my sense of direction's not. 474 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:52,883 Come on, let's go talk in the back, away from prying ears. 475 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,426 Yup. I think we can totally trust this guy. 476 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,387 Not suspicious at all. 477 00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:06,479 - So Rusty, we gotta go to… - I already know where you're going. 478 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:08,148 You do? 479 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,859 Wow. No wonder you're a guide. 480 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,903 You're going with him. 481 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,951 He's joking, right? 482 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:26,541 Tell me we've stumbled into a very messed-up daycare. 483 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,752 Uh… Rusty? 484 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:30,128 Is this guide humor? 485 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:34,340 You didn't tell me this guy was looking for the Hamster of Darkness. 486 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,511 You lose your manners along with that eye? 487 00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:40,388 Stay out of this, skunk! 488 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,891 Yeah, it's me, I'm Meg by the way. 489 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:46,227 I don't care. Now give me that map. 490 00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,189 Over our dead bodies. 491 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,399 So, Mr. Gorilla, just to be clear, 492 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,610 Meg was speaking metaphorically about dead bodies. 493 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,863 Uh-oh, he's a literalist. 494 00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:07,623 Take this! 495 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,168 Yeah, my kind of girl! 496 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,341 We're in a bar fight! 497 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,426 Woah! 498 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,979 Our map! He's getting away. 499 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,022 Or not. 500 00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:36,111 Yeah, come on, is that all you got? 501 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,166 Meg, you're amazing. 502 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,419 I assume you're not going with Rusty as your guide 503 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,756 because of the whole betrayal thing. 504 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,298 You're hired! 505 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:01,261 This should be a lesson, don't judge a book by its cover, 506 00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:04,139 'cause you might end up reading a really bad book. 507 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:11,729 Uh… 508 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:15,441 I'm really, really sorry. 509 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,402 Meg? We've got a problem… 510 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,279 And I've got the solution. 511 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,031 Guys, put these on. 512 00:37:22,783 --> 00:37:23,825 Now. 513 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,163 Ah! 514 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,418 What a blast! 515 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:36,046 I'm gonna keep this if that's okay. 516 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,928 Oh darn, I need to change your diaper. 517 00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:51,561 Hold up. This sweat is chaffing me like there's no tomorrow… 518 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:53,563 Which there probably isn't. 519 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:56,482 Ah… 520 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,401 That's better. 521 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:04,324 A little hot in that jacket? 522 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:07,869 Not at all. I'm actually a little cold. 523 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:11,206 Okay… So, I know we haven't talked compensation, 524 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,166 but I have a proposal. 525 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:16,461 I'll take you to wherever you wanna go for free. 526 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,004 What's the catch? 527 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:20,465 I've been on a number of adventures myself, 528 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:24,052 exclusively solo expeditions 'cause of the skunk thing. 529 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,014 And the truth is, it's been kind of lonely. 530 00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:37,815 Meg, you can stay with us as long as you like. 531 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,359 - Really? - Really? 532 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,070 You are not going to regret this. No sirree. 533 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:45,448 I gotta say, I think we're on the cusp of something great. 534 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:48,493 Something epic, something unprecedented. 535 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:49,995 Ah! 536 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:54,207 Hamster of Darkness. That's the Big One. 537 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,960 When we find it, they'll put us on the cover 538 00:38:57,127 --> 00:39:00,005 of Adventure Weekly and Adventure Monthly. 539 00:39:01,882 --> 00:39:04,300 And Chickenhare, if they put your name first, 540 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:08,013 I'm totally fine with that, just happy to be part of the team. 541 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,806 You think she brought anything to plug my ears? 542 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,936 Hey, what kind of name is Chickenhare anyway? 543 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,729 Is that part Yukinarian? 544 00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:19,440 Uh… I actually don't know. 545 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:23,361 Really? No clue? Because it is such a unique name. 546 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,613 Well, it's very unusual. 547 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,533 Because I see the hare, but I don't see the chicken. 548 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,411 I'm gonna figure this out, I'm great at puzzles. 549 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:42,547 Well, that's too bad. Looks like we'll have to head back. 550 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:44,925 Follow me. 551 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:48,719 Your turn. 552 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:51,472 Why can't I meet anyone 553 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,558 who shares my pessimism? 554 00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:54,850 Ow! 555 00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,565 If you take off that jacket, it might help with your follow-through. 556 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,651 Just a suggestion. What do I know, I'm just a skunk. 557 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:07,697 No, no. I'm good! Third time's a charm! 558 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:10,116 Oops. 559 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,285 Now what? 560 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,497 Stay put and don't try anything foolish. 561 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:27,133 I expected more from you, Luther. 562 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,261 I won't tolerate another mistake. 563 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,806 And why is this thing even here, 564 00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:37,477 why isn't he at home with your wife? What has happened to you? 565 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:40,313 See, Lapin, me and my wife have 2-3 jobs. 566 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,857 It's hard, you know, providing for the baby. 567 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:46,152 See, I can't afford the cost of diapers and… 568 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:47,320 Enough! 569 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:51,657 Has the entire criminal underworld gone soft since I've been locked up? 570 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:57,163 Do me a favor, go back to your wife. 571 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,165 Go! 572 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,295 - Woah! - Oh good, the duck's back. 573 00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:06,964 Please tell me something positive. 574 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,592 Chickenhare made it through the Desert of Death. 575 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:11,594 What? Impossible! 576 00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:15,265 Well, technically improbable since he did make it through. 577 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,058 He's a couple clicks behind us. 578 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,726 What are clicks? 579 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:22,855 I hear that term on missions like this, but I don't know what they are. 580 00:41:23,023 --> 00:41:24,940 Destroy the bridge. 581 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:27,818 It will take them a week to get around the quicksand. 582 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:33,324 By then, I'll have Featherbeard completely under my control. 583 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,577 Our control. 584 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:37,912 Huh? 585 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,415 Your control… obviously. 586 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:56,806 Ugh. We'll have to go around, that's gonna take at least a week. 587 00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,474 We don't have a week. 588 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:01,519 My Uncle Lapin'll already have the hamster by then. 589 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:02,728 We can cross it. 590 00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:06,357 Sure, for a couple of feet. But then we'd die! 591 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:10,528 Because this is quicksand! It sucks you under until you die! 592 00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:13,156 That's what it does, its reason for existing! 593 00:42:13,323 --> 00:42:17,535 Chickenhare is right, we should try. The quicksand is only in a few spots. 594 00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:20,121 If we avoid them, we'll have a solid path. 595 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,540 Do you know where that path is? 596 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,875 Follow in my footsteps and you'll be okay. 597 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,670 I'll go last. 598 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:33,093 Who's this Uncle Lapin? 599 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,761 Oh, he's just a genius adventurer 600 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:41,142 with grandiose plans most likely covering a deep-seeded insecurity. 601 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:44,145 Sounds like someone else I know. 602 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:46,772 - Chickenhare! - Oh no! 603 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,816 - Chickenhare! - Abe, help! 604 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:52,403 Grab onto me. Darn, I'm a goner too. 605 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,779 Hey, watch the shell! 606 00:42:53,946 --> 00:42:55,573 Hold on, Chickenhare. 607 00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,410 Woah! 608 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,372 Meg! I'm going down! 609 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:04,124 Stay still, don't move. 610 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,092 - Woah! - What are you doing? 611 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,719 Grab the whip! 612 00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:19,514 With your hands! Isn't that kind of implied? 613 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:22,142 Just pull! 614 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,895 Help, Abe! Hurry! 615 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:29,857 Use your hands! 616 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,569 Isn't it a pretty simple concept he's failing to grasp? Abe! 617 00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:35,070 Ah! 618 00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:46,957 Oh, my gosh! I'm pulling him out of his skin! 619 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:58,761 Wait, are those… chicken legs? 620 00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:00,805 Woah, woah! 621 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:04,309 Hold on a second. Chickenhare… Oh, lightning bolt! 622 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,644 That's where the name comes from! 623 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,647 Told you I was great at puzzles! Those are chicken feet. 624 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:13,359 Woah! You're part chicken, part hare, aren't you? 625 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,947 Hello, what about me? 626 00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:21,326 Hey, a little help here, guys, I'm stuck. 627 00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:30,042 - Do you have other chicken parts? - No. 628 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:35,506 - Hey! - Wow! 629 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,091 That is… awesome! 630 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:40,428 What else? Do you have wings? 631 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,805 You have wings under that jacket! 632 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:46,851 Nope. You've seen the top-shelf stuff. Just feathers under there. 633 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:49,061 - Lemme see 'em. - No! 634 00:44:49,479 --> 00:44:52,232 - Are there other chickenhares? - Not that I know of. 635 00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:55,610 You're your own species! How awesome is that? 636 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:57,695 You're automatically endangered. 637 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,740 - It's not awesome! - So like what you can do? 638 00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:02,658 Oh my gosh, you can fly! 639 00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:05,453 I can't fly. Chickens can't even fly. 640 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,373 Uh, technically they can over very short distances. 641 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,916 Oh come on, but you're only part chicken. 642 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:13,210 How many flying hares have you ever seen? 643 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,296 Well, none. 644 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:19,091 But I've also never seen a hare with such gigantic floppy ears. 645 00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:22,845 - I mean, on an elephant. - I can't fly! 646 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:25,097 You can fly! 647 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,813 See, I can't fly. 648 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,983 I can't clear a bar with my scent like you Meg. 649 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:39,487 There's nothing good about being me, okay? 650 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:42,990 Oh… You've got a "me" problem. 651 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:45,951 Uh… 652 00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:48,371 I think we got a "we" problem. 653 00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:50,623 Oh no! 654 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,039 Ow. 655 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,418 Pigmies? 656 00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:37,378 Oh! 657 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:41,507 Woah! Heya! We come in peace. 658 00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:43,843 For the record, I didn't wanna come at all. 659 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:45,428 Blast 'em. Blast 'em all. 660 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:48,222 Hold on, I can't, I haven't recharged yet. 661 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,308 "Haven't recharged!" What happened to being special? 662 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:58,358 Hey! That tickles! 663 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,944 Behold! Ooo. 664 00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:03,363 The Chickenhare! 665 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,823 God of the land and sky! 666 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,201 Flyer over short distances! 667 00:47:09,369 --> 00:47:11,746 Part chicken, part hare. 668 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,498 Almighty! 669 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,875 Woah. 670 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:33,017 You are a god? 671 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:34,685 Uh… 672 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:35,936 Sure? 673 00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,481 That's good enough for me. 674 00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,900 Prepare the feast! 675 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:42,985 See, "me" problem. 676 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,236 Tonight, 677 00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:48,032 we shall ply the almighty Chickenhare 678 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:50,785 and his strange helpers 679 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,829 with our finest banquet! 680 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:58,793 And then, tomorrow at first light, 681 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:01,336 we shall take them to our volcano, 682 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:05,716 and sacrifice the god Chickenhare 683 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:09,970 to our god… Santoro the Stoic! 684 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,432 I think you're just the thing 685 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:17,394 to finally put a smile on Santoro's face. 686 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:18,813 Just to be clear, 687 00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:22,525 Chickenhare's the only one going in the volcano, right? 688 00:48:34,704 --> 00:48:38,415 Nom, nom. Wow. That meal was incredible. 689 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,626 These guys know how to throw a sacrifice. 690 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:44,797 See, Meg, this is what happens when I'm myself. 691 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:47,508 Maybe we could take a break from the pity party? 692 00:48:47,675 --> 00:48:50,219 Let me tell you about a little skunk named… 693 00:48:50,385 --> 00:48:52,012 I don't know… "Peg." 694 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:56,559 Oh, I love a good story, especially after a meal like that. 695 00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:59,604 Growing up, nobody wanted a play date with "Peg," 696 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,606 on account of her being a skunk. 697 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:05,860 Even when she got cool new dolls, and had goody bags for her birthday, 698 00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:07,737 nobody came. 699 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:10,197 She bathed twice a day, didn't matter. 700 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:13,075 So… she corked herself. 701 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:14,910 Ouch! 702 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:16,829 Ouch is right. 703 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,831 But that didn't work either. 704 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,876 So naturally, "Peg" got angry… 705 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:25,087 Her parents had her channel that anger into positivity. 706 00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:27,507 So, she got a black belt in karate… 707 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,091 and Kung Fu… 708 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:30,635 and Kendo… 709 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:32,928 and seven other martial arts. 710 00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:36,516 But that didn't help either. She was still angry. 711 00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:40,811 Deep down, "Peg" still wished she was anything but a skunk. 712 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:44,565 Until the day she went on a field trip to the Royal Treasury, 713 00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:50,070 and then Billy Goat Jones, the jerk who teased "Peg" the most, 714 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:52,406 shut the door behind us. 715 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:55,576 The treasurer was the only one with the combination. 716 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:58,287 What happens when a skunk fears for her life? 717 00:49:58,453 --> 00:50:01,331 Well, "Peg" was a skunk who feared for her life 718 00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,458 and had been corked for 3 years. 719 00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:08,213 "Peg" saved everyone that day. 720 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:11,383 You were a hero and everyone loved you, Meg. 721 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:13,844 Uh, I mean "Peg". 722 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:17,056 No, they treated me worse than ever. 723 00:50:17,222 --> 00:50:20,017 But for the first time, I didn't care. 724 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:24,438 I realized the thing that I was corking, wasn't something to be ashamed of. 725 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:26,816 No, it's what made me special. 726 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:30,027 Chickenhare, you're a corker. 727 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:34,531 Until you blow open your treasury vault, you won't know what makes you special. 728 00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:37,284 Nice story, Meg, 729 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,536 and I liked the way you changed your name 730 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,622 to make it feel more universal. 731 00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:43,958 But when the volcano turns us to ash, 732 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:47,837 it isn't gonna discriminate between the corkers and the non-corkers. 733 00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:51,215 True. But they're not gonna throw us in that volcano. 734 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:52,466 Uh… 735 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,719 - They're not? - Nope. 736 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,804 Because you're gonna break us out. 737 00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:05,354 - Are you sure about this? - Trust me. 738 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:55,445 Chickenhare. 739 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:04,204 I'll be right back. 740 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,331 No. 741 00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,798 Really? 742 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:26,643 Chickenhare, don't. 743 00:52:32,274 --> 00:52:34,109 You don't need those. 744 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,989 Well, you know, 745 00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:24,576 I always felt waiting 'til first light was a bit arbitrary. 746 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,536 Take them to the volcano now! 747 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:27,872 Put down your weapons, 748 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,040 or your god gets it! 749 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:31,834 Abe? 750 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,169 Come on, guys, hurry up. 751 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:38,465 Look how Santoro maintains his stoicism, 752 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:42,052 even with a spear at his throat. 753 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:46,431 Let's see how he maintains his stoicism rolling down a hill! 754 00:53:46,807 --> 00:53:49,684 Now they'll all follow him as we make our escape… 755 00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,859 - Or not. - Get them! 756 00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:02,572 Oh great Santoro, 757 00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:06,035 your revenge is at hand! 758 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:14,001 Watch out! 759 00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:17,922 This isn't worth perpetual three-day weekends! 760 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:21,967 No, come here! 761 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,145 Woah! 762 00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:46,867 Tell me you've recharged! 763 00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:49,244 I'm trying! Almost there. 764 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,920 I'm starting to think you're not special at all, 765 00:54:58,087 --> 00:54:59,463 you just have an enormous ego! 766 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:01,631 There we go, I'm back. 767 00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:03,008 Fire in the hole! 768 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:08,931 Ow! 769 00:55:14,769 --> 00:55:16,146 Chickenhare! 770 00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:32,329 - Chickenhare! This way! - Coming! 771 00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:44,884 Woah! 772 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:52,099 Chickenhare! Your moves have moves. 773 00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:10,450 Good work, Chickenhare. 774 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:11,618 Did you see that? 775 00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:17,624 Let's go. 776 00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:22,046 Look! 777 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,714 Woah, the mountain! 778 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:35,434 Incoming! 779 00:56:40,272 --> 00:56:42,649 - Meg, get us across! - I can't do it. 780 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:44,901 I can't do it. Last time I tried… 781 00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:47,654 Last time your jacket was holding your arm back. 782 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:50,615 You're almost here, Chickenhare. 783 00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:57,247 - Wow, I did it! Hang on! - Here we go! 784 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,084 Woohoo! 785 00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:04,296 Oh, please. No! 786 00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:08,550 You couldn't have brought the large whip, 787 00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:10,052 could you, Meg? 788 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:12,929 I hate adventuring! 789 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,935 Hey! It's even further than I thought. 790 00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:41,458 According to the map, the temple's at the top of the mountain. 791 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:45,004 We need a plan. Lapin is probably halfway up there already. 792 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,213 I have a plan! 793 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:48,590 If we take the Nearly Impassable Pass, 794 00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:52,177 by the time the trails merge, we should be ahead of them… 795 00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:54,179 Sounds like a genius plan to me. 796 00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:57,391 We might actually get that Hamster of Darkness after all. 797 00:57:57,557 --> 00:58:01,811 What do you mean "might"? Lapin's gonna eat our feather dust. 798 00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:04,189 Uh… Abe? 799 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,984 This mud's actually very nutrient-rich. 800 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:10,029 Uh, let's go. 801 00:58:10,195 --> 00:58:13,115 Hey, I wanna stop Lapin as much as you, 802 00:58:13,282 --> 00:58:15,075 well maybe 10% as much as you, 803 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,536 but can't we look good doing it? 804 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:40,600 Here I am. You won't believe it. 805 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:44,020 Chickenhare's heading up the Nearly Impassable Pass! 806 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:45,605 What? Impossible! 807 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:49,526 Huh? No, again I think it's more improbable than impossible. 808 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:52,529 You know, I tell you what, the way he's going, 809 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:56,116 the Three Deadly Trials won't be a problem for Chickenhare. 810 00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:03,039 Get the dynamite. 811 00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:04,999 Come on, Abe! 812 00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:07,627 We're closing in on them. 813 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,171 Hello, I'm a turtle! 814 00:59:09,338 --> 00:59:12,882 Are you completely unaware of my species' role in fables? 815 00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:20,724 You idiots! 816 00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:24,644 The avalanche was supposed to take out Chickenhare, not us! 817 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,402 It really is difficult to find good help these days. 818 00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:37,157 Lapin! Lapin! 819 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,033 Look, Lapin's a goner. 820 00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:44,498 - I guess there's nothing we can do. - Yeah there is. 821 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,003 You're right, nothing we can do. 822 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:51,421 Oh, let's go. 823 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,006 Sorry, guys. 824 01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:06,686 According to the legend, 825 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:10,857 we're looking for a hamster face etched in the ice. 826 01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:26,706 I got it! 827 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,209 This way! 828 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:40,970 Alright, we're going in. 829 01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:42,889 You read my mind, partner. 830 01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:45,600 Wait. Lapin's dead and buried. 831 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,477 Probably not in that order. 832 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:50,439 We saved the kingdom. We're done here. Let's go home. 833 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:53,942 Abe, if I can bring back the Hamster of Darkness, 834 01:00:54,108 --> 01:00:56,820 my dad will let me join the Royal Adventure Society. 835 01:00:56,986 --> 01:00:59,239 Isn't it enough that you made it this far? 836 01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:01,200 And who's gonna believe me? 837 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:03,827 I need the hamster as proof. 838 01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:06,705 Now the only thing standing between us and it 839 01:01:06,871 --> 01:01:08,707 are the Three Deadly Trials. 840 01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:11,125 Abe, if you wanna stay behind, fine, but… 841 01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:13,670 I'm in! 842 01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:20,260 I've always been a follower. 843 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:23,555 I want every other Thursday off too! 844 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:32,856 "In order to enter the Temple of the Hamster of Darkness, 845 01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:35,984 one must pass the Three Deadly Trials." 846 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:40,071 Why's it always three? Why can't it ever be two trials? 847 01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:44,743 What's the first one? 848 01:01:44,909 --> 01:01:47,496 "We hamsters may be small of stature, 849 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,539 but we are cool under pressure. 850 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,957 We never lose our heads, 851 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:56,296 "even when confronted by imminent death." 852 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:59,215 "Imminent death"! That's how we start? 853 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:05,096 Sadistic little rodents, aren't they? 854 01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:13,104 "Small of stature"… 855 01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:18,735 Ah! 856 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:20,612 "Cool under pressure"… 857 01:02:31,331 --> 01:02:32,332 Hey! 858 01:02:32,499 --> 01:02:33,583 A secret passage! 859 01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:36,044 - Well done! - Let's get out of here! 860 01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:38,838 Woah! 861 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,975 What's the second trial? 862 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:56,022 "Though we hamsters may not be so fleet of foot to outrun our Destiny, 863 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:58,817 we do have the courage to face it." 864 01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:01,903 Enough with this fake self-deprecating routine. 865 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:04,823 Why couldn't these hamsters hire shrinks like us? 866 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,247 Run! 867 01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:22,341 Look, that's Ramon's wife! 868 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,469 It's wonderful that you admire the female form… 869 01:03:26,010 --> 01:03:28,930 His wife Destiny. We have to stand here facing Destiny. 870 01:03:29,263 --> 01:03:31,391 Oh yeah! Or… we can run! 871 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:34,436 Meg, if you're gonna side with me once before I die, 872 01:03:34,603 --> 01:03:36,270 you have 10 seconds. 9… 873 01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:37,439 I'm with Chickenhare. 874 01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:41,776 Uh-oh, miscalculated! 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… 875 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:54,956 Woah! 876 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:09,262 Oh! 877 01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:23,652 Think these hamsters had issues with being short? 878 01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:26,738 Do I even wanna ask what the third trial is? 879 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:30,492 - All the legend says, is: "Do this." - Do what? 880 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,754 That can't be it. Could it? 881 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,211 Man, these hamsters keep you off-balance. 882 01:05:34,723 --> 01:05:36,099 The scepter… 883 01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:40,144 We made it! 884 01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:55,827 I'm taking you home. 885 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:05,837 Ah. 886 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,591 The Hamster of Darkness. 887 01:06:12,468 --> 01:06:15,680 - But you… - Were buried in that avalanche? 888 01:06:15,847 --> 01:06:18,558 Or did I make you think I was? 889 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,603 See, I asked myself: 890 01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:24,981 Why should I try to pass the Three Deadly Trials 891 01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:28,442 when my very eager nephew would do it for me? 892 01:06:29,443 --> 01:06:30,654 Give me that scepter. 893 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,405 Don't give it to him! 894 01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:36,367 You're smart, Chickenhare. I could use someone like you. 895 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:40,539 You could be in charge of my adventure society. 896 01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:42,957 We'll show everyone who laughs at us, 897 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:46,795 take our revenge on those who'd shun us because we're different. 898 01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:49,297 We're so alike, you and I. 899 01:06:50,131 --> 01:06:52,091 I'm nothing like you. 900 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:55,178 But you are. Because Chickenhare… 901 01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:56,638 I'm your father. 902 01:06:58,056 --> 01:07:00,183 I'm just kidding. I'm not your father! 903 01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:02,644 But wouldn't it have been crazy if I was, 904 01:07:02,811 --> 01:07:04,062 right? 905 01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:06,355 Give me that scepter or… 906 01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:09,275 One more step and I'll throw it over the edge. 907 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:12,070 Do it and I'll throw your friends over. 908 01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:14,113 Give it to him! Post haste. 909 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,990 Do not call his bluff. 910 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:18,492 Prisoners play a lot of poker! A lot! 911 01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:21,495 If I give it to you, you'll let them go? 912 01:07:21,663 --> 01:07:23,873 I'll let you all go. 913 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,291 I swear it. 914 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,460 No, he's lying. Ow! 915 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:31,130 Do you know the final piece of the legend, Chickenhare? 916 01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:35,468 "He who releases the Hamster of Darkness 917 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:38,137 shall be followed for all of his days." 918 01:07:41,265 --> 01:07:44,102 That's right, little freak. 919 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,779 I, Lapin the IX, 920 01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:56,698 call upon you 921 01:07:57,031 --> 01:07:59,408 to bring the darkness. 922 01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:18,928 What have I done? 923 01:08:25,769 --> 01:08:28,229 What do you say we go take back my kingdom? 924 01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:32,734 - What about the freak and his friends? - I promised I'd let them go. 925 01:08:32,901 --> 01:08:35,069 So, let them go… over the edge. 926 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:37,071 Darn semantics… 927 01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:47,581 I have good news and bad news. 928 01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:50,293 The bad news is that you should freeze to death 929 01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:52,879 in about… 12 hours. 930 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:55,256 Really? I think it's gonna be quicker. 931 01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:56,675 What's the good news? 932 01:08:56,841 --> 01:09:00,094 Please be that they're sending a rope down for us. 933 01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:03,723 The good news is you'll outlive your father, Chickenhare. 934 01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:06,100 I wouldn't call that good news. 935 01:09:06,267 --> 01:09:09,270 Maybe slightly better news… 936 01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:17,653 We found nothing. 937 01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:20,406 It was just another of my brother's tricks. 938 01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:22,616 Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. 939 01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:25,328 If Lapin got the scepter, things could get rough. 940 01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:28,289 Go and take shelter in the dungeon. 941 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:34,462 Dad, I've gone to stop Lapin. 942 01:09:34,628 --> 01:09:37,841 I know I'm not an Adventurer like you, but I'll try my best. 943 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:39,592 I'm sorry for all this. 944 01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:42,303 I love you, Chickenhare. 945 01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:49,728 This is all my fault. 946 01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:51,354 Know what? You're right! 947 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:54,107 It is all your fault! 100%! 948 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:56,484 We could've gone home now, but no, 949 01:09:56,650 --> 01:09:58,569 you had to find the Hamster of Darkness. 950 01:09:58,737 --> 01:10:01,364 - So everyone would forget you're… - A freak? 951 01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:05,952 I thought bringing it back would make them accept me. 952 01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:09,163 It's not all your fault. 953 01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:11,665 It's Meg's fault too. She's a bad influence. 954 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:15,253 And I wasn't gonna say "freak." I was gonna say "Chickenhare." 955 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:17,546 - Same thing. - No, they're not. 956 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:21,092 Look at me! Why couldn't I just be normal? 957 01:10:21,259 --> 01:10:24,637 Lapin never would've escaped, and I wouldn't've come here. 958 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:28,850 Because you're not normal! Pretending you were only made it worse. 959 01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:32,145 But when you got rid of that costume and became you… 960 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,938 You found the hamster. 961 01:10:34,105 --> 01:10:37,483 The treasure no adventurer could find for thousands of years. 962 01:10:37,776 --> 01:10:40,111 Lapin never would've found it without you. 963 01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:42,321 I'm trying to let it go, but I can't. 964 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:45,241 All of us are born with things that make us different. 965 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:48,036 The only choice we have is how we see those things. 966 01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:52,206 So, we can either be ashamed of them or we can embrace them 967 01:10:52,373 --> 01:10:54,083 and see that our differences make us… 968 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,501 Special. 969 01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,713 - No! - Chickenhare! 970 01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:17,273 Whoop-de-doo! 971 01:11:22,486 --> 01:11:24,072 Woohoo! 972 01:11:28,742 --> 01:11:31,245 Really? 973 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:38,419 Come on, Abe. 974 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:40,880 They're too far ahead. 975 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:43,424 When we get to your kingdom, it'll be too late. 976 01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:46,760 We've come too far. There's gotta be a way. 977 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:49,138 - I have a plan. - You have a plan? 978 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,349 I have my moments. 979 01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:53,226 My secret shame. 980 01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:55,311 I was born without a shell. 981 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:58,857 This one's my Uncle Herb's… Love you Uncle Herbie! 982 01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:01,359 Woah! 983 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:05,196 What? It's not like I got feathers growing out of my head. 984 01:12:05,363 --> 01:12:06,780 It's not that. 985 01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,908 It's just that, uh… 986 01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:11,577 you're really pale. 987 01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:14,038 Eww. That is unattractive. 988 01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:16,749 Eh, anyway, who's ready to ride? 989 01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:22,713 - Should've used less wax! - Get down! 990 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:26,217 - Ow! - Watch out! 991 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:33,682 Woohoo! 992 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:36,602 Alright! 993 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:39,063 - We're gonna catch Lapin. - Or not. 994 01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:45,486 I hate adventuring. 995 01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:53,161 Sir, Lapin's at the gate. 996 01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,413 He requests to see you. 997 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,041 Let's settle this! 998 01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:07,883 Not another step forward, Brother, until you tell me where my son is. 999 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:12,096 You mean that worthless little half-breed freak? 1000 01:13:12,263 --> 01:13:14,182 He's not coming back. 1001 01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:16,517 I made quite sure of that. 1002 01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:19,603 Hold it. 1003 01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:22,898 Brother, please. Where is my son? 1004 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:28,904 I assume he froze to death on the side of the cliff I threw him over. 1005 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,073 No! 1006 01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:31,657 The scepter? 1007 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:34,660 That's right! I found it. 1008 01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:37,163 Ah, technically Chickenhare found… 1009 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:39,873 Enough talk. Hamsters, attack! 1010 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,168 Ah! 1011 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,231 Sounds like a lost cause. 1012 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:05,066 My favorite kind. 1013 01:14:05,233 --> 01:14:07,026 Meg, I'll need your whip. 1014 01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:09,320 Thought you'd never ask. 1015 01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:21,624 We can sneak up on Lapin. 1016 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:24,877 That's a terrible plan, he's got a million hamsters. 1017 01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:26,087 Lance, Whitey! 1018 01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:28,089 Chickenhare! We thought you were dead. 1019 01:14:28,256 --> 01:14:31,092 Nope. Alive and kicking with these. 1020 01:14:31,259 --> 01:14:33,219 So, where do we stand? 1021 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:36,014 It looks pretty hopeless. 1022 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:37,306 We gotta get down there. 1023 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:40,643 We gotta find a way to get past those million hamsters. 1024 01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:42,103 With big tails. 1025 01:14:42,645 --> 01:14:44,938 What? I was born without a shell. 1026 01:14:45,273 --> 01:14:48,234 A dose of skepticism has been essential to my survival. 1027 01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,070 That's how we sneak up on Lapin! 1028 01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:55,366 - With my skepticism? - No, with your shell. 1029 01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:59,537 Well, at least we know your plan's not the worst one, Whitey. 1030 01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:02,165 Mine, at long last. 1031 01:15:02,706 --> 01:15:04,792 Oh! 1032 01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:06,419 Perfect fit. 1033 01:15:07,045 --> 01:15:10,048 Actually, I'll need to have it taken in a little 1034 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:13,717 because you have such a big fat head, Brother. 1035 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:16,137 Maybe you're not so perfect after all. 1036 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:22,518 What? 1037 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:25,563 Peg, say hello to my little smelly friend! 1038 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,279 Hey, Chickenhare's plan worked! 1039 01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:36,699 Woah! 1040 01:15:39,034 --> 01:15:40,203 Chickenhare! 1041 01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:42,163 You? 1042 01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:47,042 Hamsters, I command you to fight no more and return to the scepter. 1043 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:50,713 I mean it. 1044 01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:51,964 I'm serious. 1045 01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:54,258 I command you! 1046 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:56,510 Please… 1047 01:15:57,052 --> 01:15:59,972 Fool! 1048 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:02,808 That scepter is nothing without me. 1049 01:16:03,184 --> 01:16:05,478 "For he who releases the Hamster of Darkness 1050 01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:08,397 shall be followed for all of his days." 1051 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,982 The power's already mine. 1052 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,360 That's not true. Without the scepter, 1053 01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:14,320 he will lose his power. 1054 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:15,863 Then I'll get rid of it. 1055 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:17,406 Hamsters… 1056 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:19,283 Run, Chickenhare! 1057 01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:20,659 Attack! 1058 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,753 Argh. 1059 01:16:34,882 --> 01:16:36,967 Oops. Now what? 1060 01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:40,263 What are you waiting for? Break that wall! 1061 01:17:06,914 --> 01:17:09,667 Get the scepter, now, before he throws it in the pit! 1062 01:17:22,846 --> 01:17:24,515 Hamsters, the wheel! 1063 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:36,527 Okay, Chickenhare, that's how you want to play it, 1064 01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:39,488 then let's do it my way. 1065 01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:55,087 Ow! 1066 01:17:55,254 --> 01:17:56,339 How does it look? 1067 01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:01,594 That wasn't there before. 1068 01:18:16,484 --> 01:18:19,445 Hey rodents, come and get us if you dare! 1069 01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:28,161 Hi there. 1070 01:19:01,445 --> 01:19:02,696 Woah! Look at him! 1071 01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:06,033 Get me the scepter if you want to fly another day. 1072 01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:07,451 Woah! 1073 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,631 Come on! 1074 01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:24,259 Huh? 1075 01:19:24,968 --> 01:19:27,054 Woah, woah, woah! 1076 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,647 Game over, Lapin. 1077 01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:40,108 No it's not, we're just about to get started. 1078 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:19,147 Catch me if you can! 1079 01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:22,109 - Let's finish this, Brother. - Not so fast. 1080 01:20:22,275 --> 01:20:23,318 Huh? 1081 01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:25,278 Argh! 1082 01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:26,739 Hamsters, charge! 1083 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:35,831 Finish him, Chickenhare's mine. 1084 01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:15,538 Give me that! 1085 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:33,263 Good riddance. 1086 01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:55,994 Uncle! 1087 01:21:58,747 --> 01:22:00,123 Uncle! 1088 01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:15,764 I got you, come on. 1089 01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:22,563 Huh? 1090 01:22:22,730 --> 01:22:24,523 Chickenhare, no! 1091 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:27,860 Fly chicken, fly. 1092 01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:29,612 Oh! 1093 01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:50,382 If I'm going down, at least I'm taking you with me. 1094 01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:56,680 What? 1095 01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:58,431 Impossible! 1096 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,476 Woah! 1097 01:23:11,654 --> 01:23:13,238 Woohoo! 1098 01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:29,504 Hey, guys, I'm back! 1099 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:31,339 Alright, you did it! 1100 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:33,926 Did you see that? I can fly! 1101 01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:37,345 Nah. I wouldn't call that flying, more like gliding. 1102 01:23:37,512 --> 01:23:39,765 Ugh. Abe, cork it, will you? 1103 01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:41,141 Chickenhare, 1104 01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:42,560 you found it. 1105 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:44,853 Yeah, but Lapin took it and… 1106 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,522 Not the Hamster of Darkness, Chickenhare. 1107 01:23:47,690 --> 01:23:48,899 You. 1108 01:23:49,232 --> 01:23:50,483 You found you. 1109 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,237 I'm glad. 1110 01:23:55,488 --> 01:23:57,074 Me too, Dad. 1111 01:23:57,658 --> 01:23:58,909 Woah. 1112 01:23:59,076 --> 01:24:01,328 A hare who can fly. 1113 01:24:01,494 --> 01:24:03,038 How cool is this? 1114 01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:06,625 What are you talking about? He can fly because he's a chicken. 1115 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,376 What? He's a hare. 1116 01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:09,587 - Chicken. - Hare. 1117 01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:10,754 - Chicken. - Hare. 1118 01:24:10,921 --> 01:24:12,673 - Chicken. - Hare. 1119 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,466 So what'd I miss? 1120 01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:15,884 Huh? Oh… oh. 1121 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,427 Hey! Hey! 1122 01:24:17,595 --> 01:24:19,471 What do you want from me? I just… 1123 01:24:26,519 --> 01:24:27,520 Chickenhare? 1124 01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:33,902 Chickenhare. 1125 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:36,238 I knew it. 1126 01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:43,370 Chickenhare, what are you doing? 1127 01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:47,207 Guys, I just discovered the location of the holy spork! 1128 01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:49,501 We leave in 5 minutes. 1129 01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:53,171 But they're just about to start bringing out the hors d'oeuvres. 1130 01:24:53,338 --> 01:24:54,965 But what about your induction? 1131 01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:57,134 This is what you've wanted your whole life. 1132 01:24:57,300 --> 01:24:58,719 Sorry, don't have time. 1133 01:24:58,886 --> 01:25:02,472 Hold on, Chickenhare. You can't leave… 1134 01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,099 without this. 1135 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:09,772 Woah! 1136 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,732 Your golden machete. 1137 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:14,026 You really mean this? 1138 01:25:14,652 --> 01:25:16,528 I love you, Dad. 1139 01:25:18,656 --> 01:25:21,574 Now, go get that holy spork. 1140 01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:40,928 What are the odds both of my best friends are masochists? 1141 01:25:44,932 --> 01:25:45,933 Hey! 1142 01:31:46,668 --> 01:31:48,795 Subtitling TITRAFILM