1 00:00:07,381 --> 00:00:08,841 Who is in charge? 2 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,575 (Dog barks) 3 00:00:50,007 --> 00:00:54,387 CHEEKY 4 00:01:05,314 --> 00:01:06,983 (Dogs bark) 5 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,259 (Man) Do you like it, darling? Eh? 6 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,430 And you? Eh? 7 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:26,015 (Laughs) 8 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:34,774 Oohl 9 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,860 - (Woman laughs) - (Man) Oh! 10 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:42,031 (Siren walils) 11 00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:18,692 (Shop doorbell rings) 12 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:28,202 Good morning. I just came in from erm... from Venice. 13 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,662 I was wondering... 14 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:32,623 - I'm Moira. Do you have allergies? - How can you tell? 15 00:05:32,748 --> 00:05:36,210 Well, it's obvious that going around wearing panties does bother you. 16 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,671 - How true! - Need a lodging? 17 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,131 Well, I would like something you know... 18 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:43,634 not too imposing but nice. 19 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:46,178 - Centre city? - Yes, near Hyde Park Hotel. 20 00:05:46,303 --> 00:05:48,973 I'm doing a stage there for receptionists. 21 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,851 And they put us up in their cellars underneath the hotel. 22 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:54,895 - Can't you complain? - Well, that's not the point. 23 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:58,148 My boyfriend... He's coming soon for a full immersion course. 24 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,692 Your fianceé? 25 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,987 More or less. .. 26 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:06,240 And I suppose, more or less you're looking for a garage 27 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,701 where you can have loving full-immersion sexuality? 28 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:13,205 - Mm-hmm, well, that's a thing apart. - Isn't it, though? 29 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:16,458 - We're talking short-term rent, huh? - In walking distance. 30 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,669 - The underground or the bus? - Nothing nearer? 31 00:06:18,794 --> 00:06:21,046 - No. - How far is it? 32 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:23,716 Don't fret, I'll show you. 33 00:06:28,095 --> 00:06:29,722 We're located in Chelsea. 34 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:32,892 The Hyde Park Hotel is here, in Knightsbridge. 35 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,561 I'd have a loft near the Thames at the Surrey Docks, 36 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:37,897 not too far from the Hyde Park Hotel. 37 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,941 Just 10 minutes away by underground. 38 00:06:41,066 --> 00:06:43,027 - Just 10 minutes...? - ...away. 39 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,945 Ohl 40 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:49,283 - Are you always so charged? - Yes, my nipples are a bit tender. 41 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:53,287 - The poor boy. So, what's his name? -\Who? 42 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:55,789 The young lad who's soon coming to London. 43 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,708 Oh, Matteo. 44 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:59,668 What a pity, his arrival. 45 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:03,005 I'd have given you hospitality at no rent. 46 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:07,217 I've loads of space and no husband to bother us. 47 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,262 - Could I possibly take a look? - Yes, but not today. 48 00:07:10,387 --> 00:07:13,057 I'm alone here in the agency. 49 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,851 - And the cost... - That does depend. 50 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:18,812 Do his lips grip you well? 51 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,481 (Gasps) 52 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,108 He's got a gentle bite. 53 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:26,320 Oh, boys are pitiful. They don't know how to stimulate a girl. 54 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:29,782 - Matteo's really very... - No, he's just another prick. 55 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:33,410 He uses you only to beat his silly little pistol. 56 00:07:33,535 --> 00:07:36,372 Don't, Moira, I beg you. 57 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:39,416 Oh, come now. Don't you like it? 58 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,670 Of course you do, you little piggy! Where's Matteo now? 59 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,214 - In Venice. - He allows you to go without panties? 60 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:46,757 He knows I'm allergic. 61 00:07:46,882 --> 00:07:49,134 (Moans) 62 00:07:50,427 --> 00:07:52,346 You're as wet as your city. 63 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:56,308 You're running like the Grand Canal. 64 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,233 Oh, you're a joy. 65 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,110 (Telephone rings) 66 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,611 The phone is ringing. 67 00:08:07,736 --> 00:08:11,281 And besides, I... I don't think we should do this. 68 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:12,574 You're lying! 69 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:18,330 Moira's Estate Agency. Yes, one moment, please. 70 00:08:19,623 --> 00:08:22,835 Well, dear, are we gonna meet tomorrow to see the loft? 71 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,753 I'll be there. \WWhat time? 72 00:08:26,755 --> 00:08:29,758 At ten, you can come here. By the way, what's your name? 73 00:08:30,634 --> 00:08:32,052 Carla Borin. 74 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:35,347 Carla. Miss Borin. 75 00:08:35,472 --> 00:08:37,891 Carla, the Venetian Venus. 76 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,601 Thank you. 77 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,562 See you tomorrow. 78 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,317 (Doorbell rings) 79 00:08:51,196 --> 00:08:52,197 (Clock chimes) 80 00:08:52,322 --> 00:08:54,241 What a pain, these three-dimensional curves! 81 00:08:54,366 --> 00:08:57,286 - Guess what they remind me of. - Yeah, right! 82 00:08:57,411 --> 00:09:00,664 I'd say banging her before the exams would be very sobering. 83 00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:02,416 Well, you can always beat your thing. 84 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:07,087 I've already done it, I've already done it, imagining the boobs on Julia. 85 00:09:07,212 --> 00:09:09,048 She has got me going! 86 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,799 I thought that she and Paul... 87 00:09:10,924 --> 00:09:13,969 Officially speaking you're right, but she tends to forget it. 88 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:15,763 She does it and Paul doesn't... 89 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,891 Doesn't know, the poor bastard! Or makes believe he doesn't. 90 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,935 Don't tell me you never give a thought to pouncing on Julia. Be honest now. 91 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,271 Lot of shit. I only think about Carla. 92 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:27,900 - Like when you pull your pud? - Yes, above all when I pull it. 93 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,985 Oh, yeah, and how do you imagine her? 94 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:34,239 Mmh... normally. The two of us in bed, you know. 95 00:09:34,364 --> 00:09:36,283 Oh, can't you come up with something better than that? 96 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:39,787 Think of a young scholar teaching her Shakespearean love... 97 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,582 - Why must I imagine her with others? - Hmm... sorry. 98 00:09:43,707 --> 00:09:46,418 When she's missing sex, a girl can go haywire. 99 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:48,754 How long has she been in London? 100 00:09:50,005 --> 00:09:52,174 A month. Or nearly. 101 00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:56,470 You expect someone to stay there a month and not get laid? 102 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:59,348 - You gotta be kidding! - You're pretty fixated on sex. 103 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:02,476 First of all, you should know that women are more romantic than men. 104 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:06,063 Blarney! Women are born liars, and they can fake much better. 105 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,650 The majority, dear Teo, are probably banged before the wedding. 106 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,235 Ah, you're just babbling! 107 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,654 - Not all girls come under your... - Oh, absolutely! 108 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,073 The possibility of finding a virgin is practically nil! 109 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,826 They're all potential nookie, and I love 'em! 110 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,828 (Telephone rings) 111 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,040 - Hello? - (Carla) 'Hi, love, it's me.' 112 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,043 - Carla! - 'Are you happy to hear me?" 113 00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:30,671 Oh, I'm very happy, but how come you're calling me, honey? 114 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:34,633 ‘Because I miss you, silly. What's wrong? You sound so strange.’ 115 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:38,470 It's nothing, it's just that I wasn't expecting your call. 116 00:10:38,595 --> 00:10:40,055 So, tell me about London. 117 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,641 'Oh, it's so beautiful, Matteo, so beautiful.’ 118 00:10:42,766 --> 00:10:44,393 - Carla, are you all right? -'HmMm?' 119 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:49,064 If only you were here. I do exercises to keep in shape for you. 120 00:10:49,189 --> 00:10:52,442 Oh, Matteo, when will you get here? 121 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:54,361 'Pretty soon. Did you find an apartment?" 122 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:58,615 I called mostly to tell you I'm seeing a flat tomorrow along the Thames. 123 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,909 'The Thames? Sound like a pile of money.’ 124 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:05,205 Well, Moira said I could get preferential treatment. 125 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,999 "What? \WWho's Moira?' 126 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:10,169 Uh, Moira owns the estate agency. 127 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,589 - She took to me immediately. - 'Took to you? How?' 128 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:16,175 Well, she's kinda lesbian-like and gets the hots. 129 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,720 "The hots? Are you crazy or something?’ 130 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,681 No, but I'm so itchy, Matteo. 131 00:11:22,806 --> 00:11:25,851 (Moans) Don't you understand? 132 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,855 - 'What happened with Moira?’ - Oh, nothing. 133 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:34,276 Poor me, here alone. And abandoned. 134 00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:36,486 '‘Swear to me that nothing happened, Carla.’ 135 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,364 Oh, Matteo, you're such a pain! 136 00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:43,243 You know that without you sex doesn't even exist for me. 137 00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:45,621 "Then why do you say she's got the hots for you?' 138 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:48,707 Well, you know how it is. 139 00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:52,628 Women naturally sense certain things. 140 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,796 'Are you telling me the truth, Carla?’ 141 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:58,967 Oh, Matteo, I can't wait for you to come over. 142 00:11:59,092 --> 00:12:01,053 (Moaning) 143 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,097 Tell my mother to give you my butterfly panties 144 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,308 and my favourite book, "Interpretation of Dreams". 145 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,018 It's so soothing. 146 00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:12,940 I know the subject tells mostly of coitus, but it makes such good reading. 147 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,525 - I miss it so. - 'More than me?" 148 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:19,821 I suppose if you're late in coming I could substitute you with Moira. 149 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,366 - (Giggles) - 'What happened between you two?' 150 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,202 I'm running out of change, Matteo, darling. 151 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,412 Oh, I love you so much. 152 00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:29,081 Hurry, I need youl! 153 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,166 (Moaning) 154 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,310 Alas, Matteo... 155 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:53,647 Ah... speak of the deuvil, and you sprout two horns. 156 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,816 So fucking boring! 157 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,151 The latest statistics on sex behaviour say 158 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:02,197 that 94% of the women go whoring when on vacation. 159 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,703 Carla's not there on vacation. 160 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,518 - Is this where it is? - No, but we get off here. 161 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,979 The entrance is on the riverside. 162 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,978 Wow! It's so beautifull 163 00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:19,024 I'm so glad you like it. Kitchen and bath are over there. 164 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:29,993 I'm sure he will like it, but... he might consider the cost a bit too... 165 00:14:30,118 --> 00:14:33,038 - Who might? - You know, my... 166 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,540 Oh yes, the Venetian boyfriend. 167 00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:37,751 We'll surely reach an agreement. 168 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,339 You needn't worry at all, dear. 169 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:45,175 - (Gasps) And there's a view! -Yes. 170 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,349 Well, then I'll take it. 171 00:14:56,019 --> 00:14:59,272 You know, last night I dreamt of you. 172 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,857 Dreamt of me - how? 173 00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:03,777 - You were naked. - No! 174 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,071 And what was I doing? 175 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,116 Riding bareback on a sweating mare in heat! 176 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,909 (Giggles) 177 00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,954 Freud would have analysed that as coitus. 178 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,706 Oh, I do like you, Carla. 179 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,875 - What are you doing? - I want you. 180 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,460 Oh, no, please! 181 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:29,594 You needn't fear anything. I know you like it, dear. 182 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,599 (Moaning) 183 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,909 Let yourself go. 184 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,208 Oh, Moira, no! 185 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,236 See... Ah... fabulous, ah... 186 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,781 Make me come, Moira, make me comel 187 00:16:33,074 --> 00:16:35,202 (Moaning intensely) 188 00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,328 (Doorbell rings) 189 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,461 - Who is it? - Good morning, Signor Borin. 190 00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:29,589 It's me, Matteo. Sorry to bother you. 191 00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:32,259 Erm... I came to collect some things for Carla. 192 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,678 She forgot them, and I'll be joining her in London. 193 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:35,845 What did she forget? 194 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,682 She mentioned her mother. Surely she would know best. 195 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,768 Who's not here, naturally. What sort of things did she forget? 196 00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:45,355 Panties, interpretation, butterfly and also a book. 197 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:50,151 I don't know what you're talking about, but maybe my wife put something aside. 198 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:10,213 "The more I pull, the less I come, and either way it's on the bum." 199 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,426 (Clears throat) 200 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:19,014 "Ale is my love. Nina, you slut.” 201 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,270 "The thought of your betrayal fills me with blind jealousy, 202 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,355 "and the jealousy with mad desire." 203 00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:40,577 "...and the jealousy mad with desire.” 204 00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:43,872 Hmm... 205 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,993 (Chuckles) 206 00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:24,412 (Giggles) 207 00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:33,129 Here! (Chuckles) 208 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,674 Hello! 209 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,051 (Laughing) 210 00:20:57,338 --> 00:20:58,923 Wool 211 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,946 I don't know what I'd do if you betrayed me. 212 00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:24,741 But I'd never let you find out, you bad little boy. 213 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,367 I'm serious, Carla. 214 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,162 - Never! - I'd die if I saw you with another. 215 00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:32,457 Tell me how, Matteo... like this? 216 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,043 - Like this? -Yes. 217 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,128 Yes. Like this. 218 00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:39,422 (Moaning) 219 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,969 If you betray me, Carla... 220 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,430 You'll never know. 221 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,851 You'll never know, you bad, bad boy! 222 00:21:51,976 --> 00:21:55,021 I don't know if I can accept that, Carla. 223 00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:57,524 Are these the ones? 224 00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:01,486 Well, there should be a butterfly on them. 225 00:22:03,112 --> 00:22:05,281 It's just a little piece of ribbon. 226 00:22:05,406 --> 00:22:07,700 Oh, for Christ's sake, boy, why don't you come up! 227 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,577 You should've given us a ring first. 228 00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,871 She made me understand she'd already told her mother. 229 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:14,874 Who's not here when she should bel 230 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,635 - Look for yourself. - I shouldn't take too long. 231 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,263 Yeah. Call if you need anything. 232 00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:09,489 Ah, here they are. Book and all. 233 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,917 Ma chéere Charlofte, Jje ne peux pas vivre sans [o. 234 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:06,045 Je ne pense quau jour ensemble a Venice. 235 00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:09,716 Je taime, je taime, mon amour. 236 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:14,012 Je taimerarl toujours, ton Bernard. 237 00:25:32,947 --> 00:25:35,074 You whorel 238 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:38,703 (Woman) Oh, lovely! 239 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,248 Ah, it's made me feel so sexy! 240 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,377 Did you tell Matteo about the loft? 241 00:25:46,502 --> 00:25:49,922 Yes, I've phoned him and told him that, erm... 242 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,341 that I was there and saw it. 243 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,260 And all the rest? 244 00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:58,556 Er... not exactly. But I'll tell him that I rented it. 245 00:25:58,681 --> 00:26:00,767 And that's all? 246 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:06,606 - Didn't you forget something, dear? - What else is there? 247 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,609 Well, about me for example. 248 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:17,658 Naturally... I'll tell him that we went there together, huh? 249 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:29,087 (Indistinct chattering) 250 00:26:46,145 --> 00:26:48,731 It's heavenly! Comel 251 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,698 Moira. Moira, the water's fine. 252 00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:01,452 Where are you going? Moira? 253 00:27:01,577 --> 00:27:04,413 - What's wrong? - "What's this, what's that?" 254 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,999 Get out of there and I'll tell you. 255 00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:56,757 Love me, Carla, come live with me. 256 00:27:56,883 --> 00:28:00,636 No, Moira, I'm engaged to Matteo. You already know that. 257 00:28:00,761 --> 00:28:03,181 You little pussycat, so who's jealous? 258 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:05,266 - Matteo's very jealous. - So? Who cares? 259 00:28:05,391 --> 00:28:08,102 Ow, you hurt me! 260 00:28:08,227 --> 00:28:10,104 Are you crazy or something? 261 00:28:10,229 --> 00:28:14,317 Anyway, I like men! Don't think I'm a... you know. 262 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:17,945 - A lesbian? - Yeah, a lesbo like you are. 263 00:28:19,405 --> 00:28:22,825 When you play around, why do you have to be so violent? 264 00:28:22,950 --> 00:28:25,494 So sorry, darling, I was a bit carried away. 265 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:29,415 I didn't mean to hurt you, sweet sugar plum. 266 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:32,168 Hey, let's go get a massage now. 267 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:34,670 Fuck off, you dumb cunt! 268 00:28:34,795 --> 00:28:36,631 The masseur isn't a woman. 269 00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:26,555 J Hate to see her going out alone 270 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:31,602 J I hate to think that someone else can touch her 271 00:29:32,895 --> 00:29:36,107 J It seems there's not enough to keep her home 272 00:29:37,566 --> 00:29:41,529 J So she's out there with who knows, fooling around... 273 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,749 J Everybody knows 274 00:29:53,874 --> 00:29:56,002 J Everybody's laughing 275 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:59,588 - J She don't seem to care about it... J - (Gasps) 276 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,841 Is it OK, Miss? 277 00:30:04,176 --> 00:30:07,013 Yes, it's OK, it's OK. 278 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,728 J My baby don't care 279 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:20,359 J My baby don't care about me 280 00:30:20,484 --> 00:30:23,195 J My baby don't care 281 00:30:25,072 --> 00:30:28,701 J My baby don't care about me 282 00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:32,121 J' It's only jealousy that drives me blind 283 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:37,084 J Cos every time she swears that nothing happened 284 00:30:38,252 --> 00:30:42,048 J Then she goes on saying she's only mine 285 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,844 J And I can't help believing her just one more time J 286 00:30:47,511 --> 00:30:48,929 (Church bells toll) 287 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:50,806 Ooh! (Laughs) 288 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:11,786 Oohl 289 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:27,927 Mm... 290 00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:37,561 Are my photos ready? The name's Carla Borin. 291 00:31:52,618 --> 00:31:55,162 You gotta choose here what you wanna print. 292 00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:57,665 They didn't all come out. 293 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:22,815 Try over here. 294 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,569 You gotta get the full light, you know. 295 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,203 They came out so crazy, look! 296 00:32:36,328 --> 00:32:41,208 You're looking at negatives, Miss. Here, try with this. You can see closer up. 297 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:51,469 Like I said, dear, they're not all in focus. 298 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,974 It's very important to focalise 299 00:32:57,099 --> 00:32:59,477 on the subject matter. 300 00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:02,938 (Carla) Erm... 301 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:09,778 I would like... for you to say which ones I should discard. 302 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:13,365 Oh... the out-of-focused. 303 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,451 And when they come out shaky. 304 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:21,457 Thank you. 305 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,252 I'll let you decide. 306 00:33:27,796 --> 00:33:28,839 Oh... 307 00:33:30,674 --> 00:33:32,593 I'll come by tomorrow then. 308 00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:48,359 (Sighs heavily) 309 00:33:53,572 --> 00:33:55,741 (Sniffs) Hm... 310 00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:02,331 (Telephone rings) 311 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:17,680 - Hello. - (Carla) 'Darling. I have great news.’ 312 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,765 - Who is it? - It's for me. Come on, go! 313 00:34:19,890 --> 00:34:22,393 'Matteo? Did you hear me? Matteo?"' 314 00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:24,186 No respect for your mother! 315 00:34:24,311 --> 00:34:27,022 - 'What's wrong? Can't you hear me?’ - Yeah, I heard you. 316 00:34:27,147 --> 00:34:29,817 - 'Guess where I am.' - In loving Moira's bed. 317 00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:32,027 'Oh, silly, I'm in the loft. It's gorgeous!' 318 00:34:32,152 --> 00:34:35,739 - Ah, she loves you madly then, huh? - 'I suppose so. Do you have a pen?’ 319 00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:37,992 - A pen for what? - "To write the address down.' 320 00:34:38,117 --> 00:34:40,911 - Not too sure I can make it, Carla. - 'How can you say you're not sure?"’ 321 00:34:41,036 --> 00:34:43,998 - Cos it's a fact. - 'Have you gone crazy all of a sudden?’ 322 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:46,333 No, it's just that I got to prepare an exam. 323 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:48,794 - 'Can't you put it off for a while?" - No, it's too important. 324 00:34:48,919 --> 00:34:50,754 'Oh, you've done it before. 325 00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:53,591 "You could study here. It's so peaceful in the loft. 326 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:56,135 'And then, above all, I'm here too.’ 327 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:58,345 - "Above all..." - 'What does that mean?' 328 00:34:58,470 --> 00:34:59,847 Nothing, just repeating. 329 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,391 'Really now, darling, don't you want to be here with me? 330 00:35:02,516 --> 00:35:05,185 ‘Imagine what we could do after three weeks of being all alone.’ 331 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,730 Don't insist! I said it's too important, and that's it! 332 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:10,899 'I don't believe it. It's just one of your pranks. You do it to be nasty. 333 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:13,819 - 'Stop it and jot the address down.' - I told you the answer is no. 334 00:35:13,944 --> 00:35:17,990 - 'Well, write it anyway.' - Oh, for crying... So what's the address? 335 00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:21,869 '53 Dock Street. North East 15. 336 00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:29,793 "Telephone 0044-645-7876. Did you write?' 337 00:35:29,918 --> 00:35:31,837 I wrote, I wrote, only for the sake of writing. 338 00:35:31,962 --> 00:35:33,964 'You're so cruel, Matteo, what's happened?’ 339 00:35:34,089 --> 00:35:36,884 - Look, I'm sick of hearing you jawing. -'You're sick of me? 340 00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:39,345 'You can't mean that, Matteo, what's the trouble?' 341 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,930 The trouble is you. I'm trying to be explicit. 342 00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:44,058 'I'm totally confused. Just tell me that you're coming.’ 343 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:46,477 I already told you no. Ciao! 344 00:35:48,854 --> 00:35:51,106 (Dialling tone) 345 00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:00,949 (Disgruntled moaning) 346 00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:13,837 You jerk! I bought these for you. 347 00:36:13,962 --> 00:36:15,631 That bastard! Fuck you! 348 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:18,509 I hate you, I hate you, I hate you... 349 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,803 (Sobbing) 350 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:25,766 (Telephone rings) 351 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:33,399 - My love? - (Moira) 'How nice to hear you say that.’ 352 00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:36,860 - Oh, it's you. - 'Well, who were you expecting?’ 353 00:36:36,985 --> 00:36:38,821 No one. Nobody. 354 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,365 'What's wrong? You sound so mournful.' 355 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:43,242 Oh, it's nothing, really. 356 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:46,245 It's just that in all this space I feel so alone. 357 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,997 'I imagined as much. Maybe you'd like to come to a party.' 358 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:52,835 - A party? - 'Yes, I'm throwing a party at my house.’ 359 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,795 - Well, when would...? - "Tonight. 360 00:36:55,754 --> 00:36:59,007 '‘Lots of people, even from your neck of the woods.' 361 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:02,010 - (Clara chuckles) - 'Well, are you coming?’ 362 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,721 Mmh... why not? 363 00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:06,932 At your place? Where's that? 364 00:37:07,057 --> 00:37:10,561 '66 Wellington Square. Not far from Harrods.' 365 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:12,730 Mm-hmm. 366 00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:16,567 OK. Give me time to get dressed, and I'll be right over. 367 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:20,404 'Don't get foo dressed now. You'll ruin the party.’ 368 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:23,031 Don't worry. See you later. Bye. 369 00:37:36,628 --> 00:37:39,465 J Billy Boy, I like the way you're walking 370 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:42,676 J' I like the game you play 371 00:37:42,801 --> 00:37:45,512 J Billy Boy, I like to hear you talking 372 00:37:45,637 --> 00:37:47,347 J No matter what you say 373 00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:50,976 J It's all right that you don't know 374 00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:53,896 J What it takes to make the world go round 375 00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:57,357 J I don't need no big rainbow 376 00:37:57,483 --> 00:38:01,236 J No one can do me wrong 377 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:04,114 J Oh, Billy Boy 378 00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:09,661 J Billy Boy, I like the way you're dancing 379 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,039 J The way you move your hips 380 00:38:13,373 --> 00:38:16,084 J Billy Boy, I'll stamp you with my lipstick 381 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:19,254 J I'm gonna taste your lips 382 00:38:19,379 --> 00:38:21,840 J I don't mind that you can't say 383 00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:25,385 J What relativity's about 384 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:28,180 J It's a fact, that's not your thing 385 00:38:28,305 --> 00:38:32,100 J We both know what you're good at, yeah, yeah, yeah 386 00:38:33,393 --> 00:38:36,230 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 387 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:38,273 J That's the way you'll be my lover 388 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,361 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 389 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,696 J Just never let it down 390 00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:48,450 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 391 00:38:48,575 --> 00:38:50,577 J Tonight I'll be your lover 392 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:54,540 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 393 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:55,999 J Up to the break of dawn 394 00:38:57,876 --> 00:39:03,423 J' Is this magic meant forever? 395 00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:09,388 J |I don't mind, just give me now... 396 00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:14,184 J Billy Boy 397 00:39:24,903 --> 00:39:27,573 J Billy Boy, don't tell me that you love me 398 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,241 J Love is not where it's at 399 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:33,620 J Billy Boy, there's nothing here to hold me 400 00:39:33,745 --> 00:39:35,831 J Still I'm so glad we met 401 00:39:36,915 --> 00:39:39,459 J It's a shame that I can't stay 402 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:43,005 J And I never really let you down 403 00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:45,591 J Take my word, the night is long 404 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,176 J Now let's burn this house down 405 00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:50,637 J Yeah, yeah, yeah 406 00:39:50,762 --> 00:39:53,348 J Oh, Billy Boy 407 00:39:53,473 --> 00:39:55,142 J Billy Boy 408 00:39:56,476 --> 00:39:58,395 J Hey, Billy Boy 409 00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:09,948 J I don't mind that you can't say 410 00:40:10,073 --> 00:40:13,368 J What relativity's about... J 411 00:40:13,493 --> 00:40:14,786 You jerk! 412 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:18,165 J That's not your thing, we both know what... J 413 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:19,791 (Telephone rings) 414 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,065 (Answer machine) 'This is a free message. 415 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,651 "'The number you've dialled is not available at this moment. 416 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,110 'Please try later.’ 417 00:40:47,235 --> 00:40:48,820 "Please try later..." 418 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:49,464 Oh, you're here, too? 419 00:41:49,589 --> 00:41:51,758 I'd never miss a chance with Paris's pick. 420 00:41:51,883 --> 00:41:55,345 - Yes, it's so exciting. - Who'd you think will win this year? 421 00:41:55,470 --> 00:41:57,472 Depends on who's playing Paris. 422 00:41:57,597 --> 00:41:59,141 I heard say it's Moira. 423 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:01,852 Oh good, she's impartial and a real connoisseur. 424 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:05,814 If there was an award for wear and tear, you'd be a great success. 425 00:42:05,939 --> 00:42:06,982 Fuck off! 426 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:09,151 Why do we have to show bums only? 427 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:12,362 Because a face can be deceiving, while an arse never lies. 428 00:42:12,487 --> 00:42:15,365 Yes, it's the mirror of your soul. 429 00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:17,284 (Laughing) 430 00:42:21,496 --> 00:42:23,582 - Look, it's sneering! - Yeah. 431 00:42:24,207 --> 00:42:27,419 That one there. That ass, it's glaring at us. 432 00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:31,006 It's pulling our leg, see. It calls for a penalty, doesn't it? 433 00:42:32,966 --> 00:42:34,342 Hmm... 434 00:42:38,638 --> 00:42:40,015 We've got to punish it. 435 00:42:41,683 --> 00:42:42,726 Ouchl 436 00:42:43,643 --> 00:42:45,270 What are you doing? 437 00:42:45,395 --> 00:42:48,065 Why don't you try putting it inside your mouth? 438 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,320 Cheers! 439 00:42:56,698 --> 00:42:59,951 They're contagious. I almost want to take part in the contest. 440 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,871 That's unfair competition, darling. 441 00:43:02,996 --> 00:43:05,540 Your tushy is much too nice, you know that. 442 00:43:06,124 --> 00:43:07,793 Salut! 443 00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:10,462 May I meet your friend? 444 00:43:11,296 --> 00:43:13,381 Of course you may, my dear. 445 00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:16,259 Carla, Mario, my ex-husband. 446 00:43:16,384 --> 00:43:19,346 My Italian no-good son-of-a-bitch husband. 447 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:22,390 It's just her way of admitting that she still loves me. 448 00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:25,310 - Are you Italian too? - Venetian. 449 00:43:25,435 --> 00:43:29,731 The magical municipality. I adore Venice. And its Venuses. 450 00:43:29,856 --> 00:43:32,359 Don't listen to him, he's a sneaky rogue. 451 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,362 A perfidious snake that hypnotises his quarry. 452 00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:37,697 Moira, I'm not a playboy. 453 00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:42,202 No, just a vulgar Latin lover with his fly open. 454 00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:43,870 A moody girl! 455 00:43:43,995 --> 00:43:46,414 - Shall we dance? - Why not? 456 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,935 (Man (Man 457 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,728 (Man 458 00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:12,566 (Moira) This /s a good year, I must say. 459 00:44:25,328 --> 00:44:29,040 (Woman) Under the circumstances I'm being taken literally and figuratively. 460 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:30,917 (Man laughs) 461 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:27,891 (Gasps) 462 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:31,603 The scent of Venice. 463 00:45:31,728 --> 00:45:35,148 I like women who cream easily. 464 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:42,739 I think it's the champagne that's dying to get out. 465 00:45:42,864 --> 00:45:44,783 \Where is the bathroom? 466 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,411 There to the right. 467 00:46:13,561 --> 00:46:15,522 J Check it out 468 00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:17,274 J Check it out 469 00:46:17,899 --> 00:46:19,693 J Oh, check it out 470 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,737 J One, two, three, four, go! 471 00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:34,374 J Hey, sweet baby, come talk to me 472 00:46:34,499 --> 00:46:37,377 J Check it out, check it out, check it out 473 00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:42,716 J Hey, sweet baby, come and get what you want 474 00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:46,219 J Check it out, check it out, check it out... 475 00:46:50,932 --> 00:46:54,436 J Check me out, check me out, check me out... J 476 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:57,105 Hey, that reminds me of New York. The Big Apple. 477 00:46:57,230 --> 00:46:59,065 (Laughs) 478 00:47:01,526 --> 00:47:04,821 You're as wet as the Thames! 479 00:47:23,965 --> 00:47:28,136 - She deserves another look. - We're down to four then. Let's go. 480 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:34,100 Carla? 481 00:47:36,561 --> 00:47:38,646 (Passing water) 482 00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:01,669 (Giggles) 483 00:48:06,007 --> 00:48:10,303 Is it true that in England men don't kiss women here? 484 00:48:11,971 --> 00:48:15,392 - They make up for it in other ways. - Such as? 485 00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:20,021 They spin you around and take you here. 486 00:48:20,146 --> 00:48:22,440 Oh, that's vulgar! 487 00:48:22,565 --> 00:48:24,317 No, it's supreme. 488 00:48:24,984 --> 00:48:26,569 The utmost. 489 00:48:29,739 --> 00:48:31,282 The satyr's crossroad. 490 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:35,036 Gomorrah's...apostolic path. 491 00:48:35,161 --> 00:48:37,414 Sodom's desecrated. .. 492 00:48:39,374 --> 00:48:41,418 - ...breakthrough! - (Moans) 493 00:48:56,391 --> 00:48:58,435 (Indistinct chattering) 494 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:38,266 (Clears throat) 495 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,144 Have you seen Mario by any chance? 496 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,691 The loo. 497 00:49:56,117 --> 00:49:57,911 Are you there, Carla? 498 00:50:00,705 --> 00:50:03,041 (Groans) 499 00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:08,129 Open, you silly cunt! 500 00:50:09,797 --> 00:50:11,799 (Carla) Just a minute! 501 00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:24,437 A great choice, sweetheart. A real titbit. 502 00:50:33,488 --> 00:50:35,823 I invited you here out of love, you little bitch, 503 00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:39,035 not to put out for that no-good son-of-a-bitch ex-husband of mine. 504 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,328 I don't want your love! 505 00:50:40,453 --> 00:50:43,581 How am I supposed to tell you I don't give a shit about your love? 506 00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:45,166 I'm not a lesbo, Moiral 507 00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:47,544 I'm a normal fucking girl who needs cock, 508 00:50:47,669 --> 00:50:51,339 not your pussy, a macho cock! |I... 509 00:50:51,464 --> 00:50:53,258 (Sobs) 510 00:51:03,476 --> 00:51:04,894 Dear mel 511 00:51:05,019 --> 00:51:07,689 Get hold of yourself. 512 00:51:07,814 --> 00:51:09,691 What's wrong, Carla? 513 00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:13,278 Don't be afraid. You can tell me, whatever it is. 514 00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:15,071 I didn't want to hurt you, I'm sorry. 515 00:51:15,196 --> 00:51:17,448 It's not you, it's just that... 516 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:19,701 It's because of Matteo. 517 00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:22,704 He treated me so brutally. 518 00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:25,456 I called him. I was so happy to tell him about the loft, 519 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:29,085 and he says he's not gonna come to London anymore. 520 00:51:29,210 --> 00:51:31,963 And he was so cold and mean. 521 00:51:32,088 --> 00:51:34,382 He even slammed the phone down on me. 522 00:51:34,507 --> 00:51:36,759 He was just so horrible. 523 00:51:36,884 --> 00:51:38,970 Oh, stop crying, darling. 524 00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:41,598 They have always abused and used us. 525 00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:43,474 Fucking men! 526 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,811 (Carla) But Matteo wasn't always like that. 527 00:51:46,936 --> 00:51:50,440 We got on so well before. 528 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:53,943 Here. An amulet. 529 00:51:54,068 --> 00:51:56,279 Take it as a sign of true love. 530 00:51:56,863 --> 00:52:00,158 It'll bring you good luck, dearr. Don't cry. 531 00:52:01,034 --> 00:52:05,788 It's all so strange. Something awful must have happened. 532 00:52:05,913 --> 00:52:07,999 It's not a question of what happened, dear. 533 00:52:08,124 --> 00:52:10,460 I know how you feel. I've been through this. 534 00:52:10,585 --> 00:52:12,670 Men can't be trusted. They're fickle. 535 00:52:12,795 --> 00:52:16,924 They are stupid. Unreliable. 536 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:19,385 They are not worthy of our tears. 537 00:52:19,510 --> 00:52:24,307 Forget you ever knew Matteo, as I did with my husband Mario. 538 00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:26,726 Don't cry. Carla. 539 00:52:27,518 --> 00:52:29,062 Up we gol 540 00:52:29,187 --> 00:52:31,898 There we are. Good girl! 541 00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:36,194 Cheer up, sweetie. The worst has passed. 542 00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:37,862 We don't need men. 543 00:52:37,987 --> 00:52:39,989 We can do marvellously without them. 544 00:52:40,114 --> 00:52:41,324 (Carla sobs) 545 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,565 (Gentle moaning) 546 00:53:44,595 --> 00:53:46,973 (Moaning) 547 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:07,994 You see, darling, we don't need men. We can do very well without. 548 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,662 (Moaning) 549 00:54:24,385 --> 00:54:27,805 (Lecturer) Attracted by its charm, they came in droves to the Doge's court, 550 00:54:27,930 --> 00:54:30,391 world-renowned painters, writers, architects. 551 00:54:30,516 --> 00:54:33,269 Thus the proceeds from the republic's absolute dominion 552 00:54:33,394 --> 00:54:34,937 In the silk and spice markets 553 00:54:35,062 --> 00:54:37,482 were invested for the embellishment of the city. 554 00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,734 The magnificence and splendour that's shown 555 00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:42,487 reflected the intention of the Grand Council of Ten, 556 00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:45,948 of matching the riches accumulated by their commercial trading. 557 00:54:46,073 --> 00:54:50,453 As a matter of fact, the Serene Republic did not purport to conquering territories, 558 00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:55,208 but rather to forming established outposts in all the Balkan ports, 559 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:59,170 thus facilitating the penetration of rich oriental markets 560 00:54:59,295 --> 00:55:01,005 trading in silks and spices. 561 00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:02,799 (Answer phone) 'Please try later.’ 562 00:55:02,924 --> 00:55:05,343 We can therefore affirm with documented certainty 563 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:08,221 that the penetration of the Mediterranean markets 564 00:55:08,346 --> 00:55:10,640 on the part of the Serene Republic of Venice... 565 00:55:10,765 --> 00:55:13,768 Doesn't all this penetrating suggest "penis"? 566 00:55:13,893 --> 00:55:17,605 Yeah, he means cock! There is no doubt about it. 567 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:24,821 Look at that, will you? 568 00:55:24,946 --> 00:55:27,240 It's poetry in motion! 569 00:55:28,074 --> 00:55:29,826 Look! 570 00:55:30,701 --> 00:55:33,621 (Lecturer) ...penetration of the Serene Republic 571 00:55:33,746 --> 00:55:36,082 was a preface of its own artistic splendour. 572 00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:38,918 An eclectic example of this theory can be found... 573 00:55:39,043 --> 00:55:41,128 (Shouts) You slut! 574 00:55:47,969 --> 00:55:50,263 Dickhead! 575 00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:46,819 (Clock chimes) 576 00:56:57,163 --> 00:56:58,915 (Sighs) 577 00:57:10,843 --> 00:57:13,304 (Doorbell rings) 578 00:57:16,140 --> 00:57:18,476 One moment, please! 579 00:57:20,937 --> 00:57:22,229 (Doorbell rings) 580 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:24,190 Coming! 581 00:57:29,278 --> 00:57:31,072 Matteo! 582 00:57:31,197 --> 00:57:32,782 Surprise! 583 00:57:32,907 --> 00:57:36,160 - What about your exams? - They got pushed down till September. 584 00:57:36,285 --> 00:57:38,955 Are you always dressed like that when you answer the door? 585 00:57:39,705 --> 00:57:42,792 Mmh... if you're starting again... 586 00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:44,085 Look, I don't want... 587 00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:46,128 If you ask me, you're not too glad to see me. 588 00:57:46,253 --> 00:57:49,465 Matteo, can you look into my heart? 589 00:57:49,590 --> 00:57:52,176 I thought you'd never get here with all your moods. 590 00:57:52,301 --> 00:57:55,554 Since there's no doubt that I'm here, maybe you can let me in, 591 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,348 instead of just keeping me here on the landing. 592 00:57:57,473 --> 00:57:59,600 Oh, silly! 593 00:57:59,725 --> 00:58:01,686 It's a sliding door. 594 00:58:15,366 --> 00:58:16,742 Hmm... 595 00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:29,880 Somebody at the door? 596 00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:31,590 Ohl 597 00:58:32,508 --> 00:58:35,803 Er... Matteo, she's Moira. 598 00:58:35,928 --> 00:58:40,016 The estate agent? Ah. Do you sell or buy? 599 00:58:40,891 --> 00:58:42,768 - Depends. - On what? 600 00:58:42,893 --> 00:58:46,188 It can go either way. Excuse me. 601 00:58:46,313 --> 00:58:48,357 It's sO |ate. 602 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,487 Pleased to have met you. 603 00:58:58,409 --> 00:59:01,370 Come, let me show you the beautiful view. 604 00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:08,044 Great panorama, isn't it? Hmm? 605 00:59:08,627 --> 00:59:10,212 Hmm. Splendid view. 606 00:59:11,213 --> 00:59:13,299 - Do we pay for it by the foot? - Ohl 607 00:59:14,216 --> 00:59:17,970 - Moira gave me a very special price. - Yeah. Thought as much. 608 00:59:18,804 --> 00:59:20,598 Look, you're jumping to conclusions. 609 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:23,476 Nothing happened between us. 610 00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:25,227 So why is she here? 611 00:59:25,352 --> 00:59:28,898 Er... she took me to the theatre in her car, 612 00:59:29,023 --> 00:59:33,778 and when it got late, she... she just decided that she'd stay here. 613 00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:35,780 Together. 614 00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:38,282 Totally naked. 615 00:59:38,407 --> 00:59:40,785 And all that followed. 616 00:59:41,994 --> 00:59:43,537 Well... finally up. 617 00:59:43,662 --> 00:59:47,917 I'm going. Took me a little while to get my act together this morning. 618 00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:50,961 I do hope you enjoy your stay here, Matteo. 619 00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:52,671 I was almost brought to tears, 620 00:59:52,797 --> 00:59:56,592 from the moment she arrived, Carla did nothing but talk about you, dear. 621 00:59:56,717 --> 00:59:58,177 I got a run-down on you, too. 622 00:59:58,302 --> 01:00:00,721 Don't believe a word of it, darling. 623 01:00:00,846 --> 01:00:02,890 Bye-bye. 624 01:00:07,728 --> 01:00:09,522 Erm, did you bring those things, 625 01:00:09,647 --> 01:00:11,732 the book and also the panties with the butterfly? 626 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:15,361 I brought you this. 627 01:00:16,904 --> 01:00:17,988 (Gasps) 628 01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,907 You recognise it? 629 01:00:24,286 --> 01:00:25,788 Erm... 630 01:00:26,580 --> 01:00:29,875 - Has nothing to do with me and you. - I'd say it does instead. 631 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,755 I imagine you can recognise your own butt sticking out here. 632 01:00:36,423 --> 01:00:39,343 What the hell were you doing on the beach bare-ass ed? 633 01:00:39,468 --> 01:00:42,680 - How did you get those pictures, huh? - You'd better begin explaining. 634 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:45,599 I'd like to know what was between you and that shithead frog 635 01:00:45,724 --> 01:00:47,726 writing those fruity letters. 636 01:00:47,852 --> 01:00:49,019 "le taime. 637 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,646 Je taimerar foujours. 638 01:00:50,771 --> 01:00:52,606 "le taime."” 639 01:00:53,607 --> 01:00:55,693 So silly. It's a thing of the past. 640 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:56,944 Past, your ass! 641 01:00:57,069 --> 01:01:02,241 If we're gonna be together, I suggest you be sincere and tell me all. 642 01:01:02,366 --> 01:01:03,951 There is no "all" at all. 643 01:01:04,076 --> 01:01:07,705 At all? You and that bare-ass ed photograph is nothing at all? 644 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:13,169 Look, you're being much too... too drastic. 645 01:01:13,294 --> 01:01:17,131 It was during an excursion with the hotel management school. 646 01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:20,718 We were studying the various tourist infrastructures all around the beaches. 647 01:01:21,510 --> 01:01:23,721 And you know how those outings are. 648 01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,056 We got in the motor launch, stopped at hotels, 649 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:29,435 went through their kitchens and beach facilities, 650 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,396 and then, you know... we started taking pictures. 651 01:01:32,521 --> 01:01:36,817 Everybody posing, laughing and fooling around. 652 01:01:36,942 --> 01:01:40,070 Then, after lunch, we all kind of broke up in little groups, 653 01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:44,450 and I sort of ran into Bernard on the Alberoni Dunes. 654 01:01:44,575 --> 01:01:46,076 It was still very warm. 655 01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:51,624 It was during September, and we were all alone, 656 01:01:51,749 --> 01:01:55,461 and what with the heat and all, we got undressed and took a dip. 657 01:01:55,586 --> 01:01:57,755 - You were naked? - Naturally. 658 01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,466 Neither one of us had a bathing suit. 659 01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:02,593 Don't change the subject. Go on. 660 01:02:02,718 --> 01:02:05,679 The air was so balmy for that time of year. 661 01:02:05,804 --> 01:02:07,932 The sun was setting on the sea. 662 01:02:08,057 --> 01:02:12,770 The water was so calm, immobile and inviting. 663 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,985 (Giggling) 664 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,170 (Bernard) Oh... 665 01:06:49,922 --> 01:06:51,340 Smilel 666 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:53,383 Stupid! 667 01:06:54,718 --> 01:06:56,220 (Giggling) 668 01:06:57,804 --> 01:07:01,225 Extraordinaire, mervellleuse, formidable! 669 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:06,688 Go on! 670 01:07:06,813 --> 01:07:09,483 There wasn't much else. We put our clothes on. 671 01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:11,109 Take me for a jerk? 672 01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:12,819 There was nothing between us. 673 01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:15,906 It was just innocent horsing around, you know. 674 01:07:16,031 --> 01:07:18,075 When was this? 675 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:21,411 I already told you, a year ago, at the end of September. 676 01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,121 We had already met! 677 01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:27,125 Barely. Just a few days, not more. 678 01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:29,378 All right. Cut that out. Did you make love to him? 679 01:07:29,503 --> 01:07:32,756 - I swear, Matteo, no! - Don't swear! 680 01:07:34,675 --> 01:07:38,554 We were petting, but not much, I imagine. 681 01:07:38,679 --> 01:07:41,014 What do you mean, "imagine"? 682 01:07:41,139 --> 01:07:43,559 Well, you know, the heat was appalling, 683 01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:46,270 and he got excited, and he gave me a kiss. 684 01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:49,314 Where? On your butt? 685 01:07:49,439 --> 01:07:51,108 (Scoffs) 686 01:07:52,067 --> 01:07:53,652 I'd also like to know 687 01:07:53,777 --> 01:07:56,113 just how long your innocent horsing around went on. 688 01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:57,656 For only two months. 689 01:07:57,781 --> 01:07:59,908 Then he decided to quit hotel management 690 01:08:00,033 --> 01:08:02,411 and went back to Paris. It was Christmas. 691 01:08:02,536 --> 01:08:04,037 You ever see him again? 692 01:08:04,538 --> 01:08:07,207 No! I swear, not once! 693 01:08:07,332 --> 01:08:09,209 You swear too easily. 694 01:08:09,334 --> 01:08:12,170 - You exchange letters? - Only a few. 695 01:08:12,296 --> 01:08:15,966 These are his where he says to come and live together in Paris and all. 696 01:08:16,091 --> 01:08:19,553 - So why didn't you go? - Because I loved someone else. 697 01:08:19,678 --> 01:08:23,307 You know how destiny just chooses. 698 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,684 Oh, Matteo dear, stop it, please. 699 01:08:25,809 --> 01:08:28,437 - You're torturing me. - Stop it? Your ass! 700 01:08:28,562 --> 01:08:32,733 We had already made love together! 701 01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:36,820 It's like I said, I didn't know I'd fall in love with you. 702 01:08:36,945 --> 01:08:41,325 At the time, ours was just a passing affair. 703 01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:45,454 Instead, we did fall in love, the both of us. 704 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:53,629 Oh, Matteo, let's make love. 705 01:08:53,754 --> 01:08:55,505 I want to feel you inside me. 706 01:08:55,631 --> 01:09:00,469 What's passed has passed. Let bygones be bygones, darling. 707 01:09:02,721 --> 01:09:04,723 Oh, this is all that counts. 708 01:09:04,848 --> 01:09:08,977 (Matteo) No... nol This is not all that counts... 709 01:09:10,062 --> 01:09:12,439 Is this what you were doing to Bernard? 710 01:09:12,564 --> 01:09:14,900 (Moaning) 711 01:09:16,818 --> 01:09:18,362 Tell me. 712 01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:24,076 What did you do when that fucking bastard...? 713 01:11:58,563 --> 01:12:03,318 Stop! That's enough! Your carrying on doesn't excite me anymore. 714 01:12:04,277 --> 01:12:05,612 No more, huh? 715 01:12:05,737 --> 01:12:08,990 There's another liar here, not just me. 716 01:12:10,450 --> 01:12:12,369 (Carla chuckles) 717 01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:16,456 All right, Carla. 718 01:12:16,581 --> 01:12:20,961 I want to know exactly how many times you cheated on me. 719 01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:23,046 It's your last chance to convince me 720 01:12:23,171 --> 01:12:26,591 that our declaration of love is not based on deceit. 721 01:12:26,716 --> 01:12:29,010 We haven't finished with your Bernard! 722 01:12:30,053 --> 01:12:32,389 If it's too shameful to spit it out, 723 01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:35,642 write me a nice little letter with all the particulars and details, 724 01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:38,728 like the ones you received from your French lover. 725 01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:40,856 And don't be afraid of offending me. 726 01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:44,359 I'm offended much more by your hypocrisy and silence. 727 01:12:49,781 --> 01:12:51,825 (Carla sobs) 728 01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:24,441 ‘Matteo, my love, be it known that there's no betrayal, 729 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:26,776 'lest the illusion of such is not based 730 01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:29,946 'on one's personal presumption and another's deceit. 731 01:13:30,071 --> 01:13:35,327 'However, if knowing is indispensable, rest assured I'll leave nothing out. 732 01:13:35,452 --> 01:13:38,580 'Remember last October, when we went to see that film "The Key" 733 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:41,708 'and ran into Luke and that Frenchman? He was Bernard.' 734 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:45,462 She reminds me of Sandrelli... 735 01:13:45,587 --> 01:13:48,423 Onh, I love her. The husband was right when he said, 736 01:13:48,548 --> 01:13:50,091 "Under your feigned reserve 737 01:13:50,216 --> 01:13:52,677 "you're the most whorish of all the whores I knew in my youth." 738 01:13:52,802 --> 01:13:54,429 (Laughs) 739 01:13:54,554 --> 01:13:57,974 I don't see what he gets out of it. 740 01:13:58,099 --> 01:13:59,893 If there's no betrayal, there's no jealousy, 741 01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:01,770 and without jealousy there's no desire, 742 01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:04,814 and, alas, without desire there's no sex, n'est-ce pas, Carla? 743 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,358 It's Freud at his best. 744 01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:10,403 Accept betrayal as a gift received, Matteo. 745 01:14:10,528 --> 01:14:15,575 A magic potion that reawakens he who has slept long. (Laughs) 746 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,916 (Matteo) Come on, will you? How can somebody get excited 747 01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:25,377 knowing that his woman is making out with somebody else? 748 01:14:25,502 --> 01:14:26,628 Where did Carla go? 749 01:14:28,546 --> 01:14:29,923 Carla? 750 01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,312 Listen, you go that way, we go here. 751 01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:09,004 (Carla) 'I was so wet. That film had aroused me.’ 752 01:15:10,463 --> 01:15:11,798 Carla? 753 01:15:11,923 --> 01:15:14,509 She's so zany, there's no knowing with her. 754 01:15:14,634 --> 01:15:18,304 Carlina? Come out. Come out wherever you are. 755 01:15:19,889 --> 01:15:22,058 Psstl 756 01:15:41,077 --> 01:15:42,328 (Gentle moaning) 757 01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:59,179 (Gasps) 758 01:16:03,058 --> 01:16:04,976 (Moans) 759 01:16:08,104 --> 01:16:10,940 (Matteo) That's enough now, Carla, you're being silly. 760 01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:13,610 What do you get out of this anyway? 761 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:20,617 (Cat screeches) 762 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:31,247 (Gentle moaning) 763 01:19:33,851 --> 01:19:36,521 - Do you like my wife? - Huh? 764 01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:46,072 (Chuckles) 765 01:19:47,156 --> 01:19:48,324 (Gasps) 766 01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:19,564 (§ Opera plays) 767 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:39,000 (Hissing) 768 01:21:18,706 --> 01:21:20,666 Hi, Nina. Isn't it kinda late? 769 01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:28,132 The Sirocco breeze. It's like soup, you can't sleep. 770 01:21:28,257 --> 01:21:30,259 Yeah, don't I know it. 771 01:21:43,689 --> 01:21:46,526 - Your husband? - Melting furnace. 772 01:21:47,902 --> 01:21:49,862 Works the night shift. 773 01:21:51,447 --> 01:21:53,199 It's hot for real in there. 774 01:21:53,324 --> 01:21:56,452 Sweltering here. I'm burning. 775 01:21:58,037 --> 01:22:00,581 - I'm on fire. - You sure are. 776 01:22:01,290 --> 01:22:03,126 So through and through. 777 01:22:04,961 --> 01:22:06,754 (Moaning) 778 01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:16,472 Oh, Matteo. My pussy's aching. 779 01:22:17,181 --> 01:22:19,475 Touch me. Touch me. 780 01:22:32,071 --> 01:22:34,365 (Moaning) 781 01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,139 Oh my God, Nina, there's someone in here. 782 01:22:58,264 --> 01:23:01,142 Shut up! Don't stop. Keep going. 783 01:23:01,267 --> 01:23:03,769 It's my husband. He likes to watch. 784 01:23:05,813 --> 01:23:06,898 Shh... 785 01:23:10,276 --> 01:23:12,403 (Moaning) 786 01:23:25,541 --> 01:23:27,668 (Moaning) 787 01:23:34,425 --> 01:23:37,553 - (Chuckles) Yes. - If only I can find the words. 788 01:23:41,557 --> 01:23:43,559 (Dialling number) 789 01:23:59,450 --> 01:24:00,701 (Telephone rings) 790 01:24:17,885 --> 01:24:19,554 Hello? 791 01:24:22,890 --> 01:24:25,393 Oh, yes, love, yes. 792 01:24:26,352 --> 01:24:27,937 I'll be there. 793 01:24:28,062 --> 01:24:30,147 In two seconds. 794 01:24:34,527 --> 01:24:35,987 Wool 795 01:24:40,825 --> 01:24:42,201 Oh. 796 01:25:08,227 --> 01:25:09,604 (Laughing) 797 01:25:37,214 --> 01:25:41,385 There are no regrets. Whatever we do, Carla, it's just us two. 798 01:25:41,510 --> 01:25:44,388 Oh, Matteo, how right you are. 799 01:25:44,513 --> 01:25:47,224 Um... I've got the letter. 800 01:25:47,350 --> 01:25:51,687 Um... I wrote everything down like you asked me to. 801 01:25:57,026 --> 01:25:59,945 Forget it. It's of no importance. 802 01:26:00,071 --> 01:26:04,700 It is not your truth, it is your duplicity that makes me thrrill. 803 01:26:05,534 --> 01:26:08,913 Your loving lies express your desires more than any confession. 804 01:26:10,289 --> 01:26:12,416 So, swear that you'll always lie to me. 805 01:26:12,541 --> 01:26:15,586 What are you saying? Whatif I...? 806 01:26:15,711 --> 01:26:17,588 It sounds so complicated. 807 01:26:17,713 --> 01:26:19,840 But if I didn't tell you the truth, 808 01:26:19,965 --> 01:26:23,010 it's only because I didn't want to lose you. 809 01:26:23,135 --> 01:26:24,887 How come you want me to lie? 810 01:26:25,012 --> 01:26:27,431 Because duplicity generates jealousy. 811 01:26:27,556 --> 01:26:30,935 And jealousy brings on instant desire. 812 01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:33,813 Oh, Matteo, I love you. 813 01:26:33,938 --> 01:26:37,441 And I swear, I'll always lie to you, darling. 814 01:26:37,566 --> 01:26:39,485 Always. 815 01:26:50,246 --> 01:26:51,622 \What a cunt! 816 01:26:51,747 --> 01:26:53,541 (Carla giggles) 817 01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:04,260 (Man) Who is in charge here? 818 01:27:11,392 --> 01:27:12,643 (Gasps) 819 01:27:21,652 --> 01:27:23,904 (Carla laughs) 820 01:27:26,574 --> 01:27:29,326 J Billy Boy, I like the way you're walking 821 01:27:29,452 --> 01:27:31,746 J' I like the game you play 822 01:27:32,747 --> 01:27:35,458 J Billy Boy, I like to hear you talking 823 01:27:35,583 --> 01:27:37,960 J No matter what you say 824 01:27:38,836 --> 01:27:41,130 J It's all right that you don't know 825 01:27:41,255 --> 01:27:44,175 J What it takes to make the world go round 826 01:27:44,925 --> 01:27:47,386 J I don't need no big rainbow 827 01:27:47,511 --> 01:27:51,182 J No one can do me wrong 828 01:27:52,516 --> 01:27:54,268 J Oh, Billy Boy 829 01:27:57,271 --> 01:28:00,065 J Billy Boy, I like the way you're dancing 830 01:28:00,191 --> 01:28:02,359 J The way you move your hips 831 01:28:03,277 --> 01:28:06,113 J Billy Boy, I'll stamp you with my lipstick 832 01:28:06,238 --> 01:28:08,199 J I'm gonna taste your lips 833 01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:11,702 J I don't mind that you can't say 834 01:28:11,827 --> 01:28:15,289 J What relativity's about 835 01:28:15,414 --> 01:28:17,958 J It's a fact, that's not your thing 836 01:28:18,083 --> 01:28:21,879 J We both know what you're good at, yeah, yeah, yeah 837 01:28:23,422 --> 01:28:26,300 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 838 01:28:26,425 --> 01:28:28,469 J That's the way you'll be my lover 839 01:28:29,512 --> 01:28:32,389 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 840 01:28:32,515 --> 01:28:34,350 J Just never let it down 841 01:28:35,559 --> 01:28:38,437 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 842 01:28:38,562 --> 01:28:40,314 J Tonight I'll be your lover 843 01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:44,485 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 844 01:28:44,610 --> 01:28:46,529 J Up to the break of dawn 845 01:28:47,863 --> 01:28:52,743 J' Is this magic meant forever? 846 01:28:53,869 --> 01:28:59,708 J |I don't mind, just give me now... 847 01:29:02,336 --> 01:29:04,213 J Billy Boy 848 01:29:14,890 --> 01:29:17,601 J Billy Boy, don't tell me that you love me 849 01:29:17,726 --> 01:29:19,812 J Love is not where it's at 850 01:29:21,021 --> 01:29:23,566 J Billy Boy, there's nothing here to hold me 851 01:29:23,691 --> 01:29:25,901 J Still I'm so glad we met 852 01:29:27,111 --> 01:29:29,405 J It's a shame that I can't stay 853 01:29:29,530 --> 01:29:32,950 J And I never really let you down 854 01:29:33,075 --> 01:29:35,578 J Take my word, the night is long 855 01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:39,456 J Now let's burn this house down, yeah, yeah, yeah 856 01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:42,751 J Oh, Billy Boy 857 01:29:43,544 --> 01:29:45,254 J Billy Boy 858 01:29:46,463 --> 01:29:48,257 J Hey, Billy Boy 859 01:29:57,766 --> 01:29:59,935 J I don't mind that you can't say 860 01:30:00,060 --> 01:30:03,731 J What relativity's about 861 01:30:03,856 --> 01:30:06,400 J It's a fact, that's not your thing 862 01:30:06,525 --> 01:30:10,112 J We both know what you're good at, yeah, yeah, yeah 863 01:30:11,697 --> 01:30:14,700 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 864 01:30:14,825 --> 01:30:16,410 J That's the way you'll be my lover 865 01:30:17,745 --> 01:30:20,623 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 866 01:30:20,748 --> 01:30:22,166 J Just never let it down 867 01:30:23,792 --> 01:30:26,629 J I wanna get high, high, high, high 868 01:30:26,754 --> 01:30:29,214 J Tonight I'll be your lover J