1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,099 Previously on bunheads... 2 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,304 You're her. 3 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:05,472 I'm...? The pole dancer from Reno. 4 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:07,441 I'm not a pole dancer. Who said I was a pole dancer? 5 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,875 Who are you? She is my daughterinlaw. 6 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:11,711 They got married in las Vegas. 7 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,946 Hi, Talia. Tell me everything. 8 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,949 We got here, he got in a car accident and now he's dead. 9 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,218 You should go up front today. What? No. 10 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:22,121 Come on! I don't stand in the front, Melanie, ever. 11 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,056 Well, you should today. 12 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:26,424 So you can dance in front of my brother. 13 00:00:26,425 --> 00:00:28,860 If Charlie wants to notice me, he can notice me back here. 14 00:00:28,861 --> 00:00:30,862 In the back. He's not that observant. 15 00:00:30,863 --> 00:00:33,732 I think my dad's gay. Based on what? 16 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,233 Just a feeling. 17 00:00:35,234 --> 00:00:37,702 He won't come out. Thinks it's a giant secret 18 00:00:37,703 --> 00:00:39,571 but everyone knows. It's too bad... 19 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:42,606 There's some lovely single gay men in this town. 20 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:46,710 And Sasha would be so much happier if he smiled once in a while. 21 00:00:46,711 --> 00:00:49,747 It's pretty late. Do you parents know where you are? 22 00:00:49,748 --> 00:00:52,149 Nope! And it was fun! 23 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:55,218 Putting it together, working with the kids. 24 00:00:56,655 --> 00:00:59,322 Just because you teach doesn't mean it's over. 25 00:01:02,926 --> 00:01:04,460 Hey! 26 00:01:04,461 --> 00:01:07,930 Did someone see the virgin Mary in the rosin box again? 27 00:01:07,931 --> 00:01:09,932 One time and I never said I was sure. 28 00:01:09,933 --> 00:01:11,768 The door's locked. Right, that's what people do 29 00:01:11,769 --> 00:01:13,902 when they don't want you to come in and touch their stuff. 30 00:01:13,903 --> 00:01:17,005 Class is at 10:00 and it's always open a half hour early so we can warm up. 31 00:01:17,006 --> 00:01:19,675 Is Fanny in there? Why would she be in there if it's locked? 32 00:01:19,676 --> 00:01:22,511 Well, maybe she didn't unlock it for a reason. What reason? 33 00:01:22,512 --> 00:01:24,446 Maybe she's testing to see 34 00:01:24,447 --> 00:01:26,415 how dedicated you are to ballet. 35 00:01:26,416 --> 00:01:28,116 What? How bad you want it. 36 00:01:28,117 --> 00:01:30,484 What are you talking about? Well, the door is locked 37 00:01:30,485 --> 00:01:32,820 and the only way to get more ballet is to find another way in. 38 00:01:32,821 --> 00:01:35,923 Are you willing to dig a tunnel under the studio with nothing but a plastic spoon, 39 00:01:35,924 --> 00:01:39,092 and then cut a giant hole in the floor with the chain saw you dragged along, 40 00:01:39,093 --> 00:01:42,363 and then once inside, repair the floor with nothing more than a glue gun, 41 00:01:42,364 --> 00:01:44,832 some Bobby pins and your wits? 42 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:46,700 Well, I see she has her answer. 43 00:01:46,701 --> 00:01:49,202 Please don't wait with us anymore. Okay fine. 44 00:01:51,271 --> 00:01:53,406 Fanny! Oh gee, calling out! 45 00:01:53,407 --> 00:01:55,908 We should have thought of that. Hey, you'd better watch it. 46 00:01:55,909 --> 00:01:58,878 With snark like that you'll wind up with your own dirtygirl sitcom on n.B.C. 47 00:01:58,879 --> 00:02:00,447 I'll be right back. Where are you going? 48 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:02,715 To find you a teacher, grasshopper. 49 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:09,020 I liked it. You did? 50 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:10,188 I did. But why? 51 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:12,491 The emotional struggle between right or wrong? 52 00:02:12,492 --> 00:02:14,626 A woman wrestling with her own identity? 53 00:02:14,627 --> 00:02:16,362 'Cause it's dirty. What? 54 00:02:16,363 --> 00:02:18,128 I like my books dirty. 55 00:02:18,129 --> 00:02:20,665 I need a better reason than that. I do not have one. 56 00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:22,967 It's a national phenomenon. That's a reason. 57 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:25,169 Not to read a book. Look, I don't need a reason. 58 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:28,305 When Judy blume put out that book "wifey," I was first in line to buy it. 59 00:02:28,306 --> 00:02:30,107 Why? It's dirty. The woman who gave you 60 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,643 "are you there god? It's me, Margaret" writes a dirty book, 61 00:02:32,644 --> 00:02:35,078 I'm going to read it. Twice... once to my kid. 62 00:02:35,079 --> 00:02:36,713 Oh god. Truly? Huh? 63 00:02:36,714 --> 00:02:40,049 What about you? Oh well, I haven't finished it yet. 64 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:42,619 Why not? I'm having the tile in my bathroom redone 65 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,788 and I didn't want the workmen to see it laying out, 66 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:46,990 so I thought I'd put it in the garage, but it's not attached, 67 00:02:46,991 --> 00:02:49,892 so I walked outside and my neighbor walked by with his dog and I panicked 68 00:02:49,893 --> 00:02:53,128 and threw it in the trash. We talked for a while and I went back inside to wait, 69 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,163 but his dog is old and takes a long time to... 70 00:02:55,164 --> 00:02:57,700 Anyhow, I fell asleep and the next morning was trash day so... 71 00:02:57,701 --> 00:03:00,403 Hey. You threw away our reading assignment? 72 00:03:00,404 --> 00:03:02,705 Not on purpose. Book clubs have rules, truly. 73 00:03:02,706 --> 00:03:04,973 I know. I'm sorry. What book are you talking about? 74 00:03:04,974 --> 00:03:06,741 "Fifty shades of grey." Great. 75 00:03:06,742 --> 00:03:08,910 Sorry to interrupt the end of literature as we know it, 76 00:03:08,911 --> 00:03:10,978 but has anyone seen Fanny? Oh! 77 00:03:10,979 --> 00:03:13,381 Am I supposed to... 78 00:03:13,382 --> 00:03:14,682 Right. 79 00:03:16,318 --> 00:03:18,052 That's quite a gathering you've got there. 80 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:19,954 What's that supposed to mean? Nothing. 81 00:03:19,955 --> 00:03:21,955 So are you the official lifealert pusher? 82 00:03:21,956 --> 00:03:24,157 Those women are smart and skilled. And old. 83 00:03:24,158 --> 00:03:26,593 They are not old. Compared to you and methuselah. 84 00:03:26,594 --> 00:03:28,595 I find their conversation stimulating. 85 00:03:28,596 --> 00:03:31,665 Truly, what kind of stone did your uncle pass last week? 86 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:33,467 Kidney! Not gallstone? 87 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:35,803 No, kidney. There's a picture of it on my phone! 88 00:03:35,804 --> 00:03:37,003 Wow. Shut up. 89 00:03:37,004 --> 00:03:39,505 Gonna reminisce about the days when a cup of coffee 90 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:41,206 cost two bits? It's a book club. 91 00:03:41,207 --> 00:03:42,809 You didn't read the book. So? 92 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:45,177 So you're hanging with the nickelslot crowd, truly. 93 00:03:45,178 --> 00:03:48,147 What am I supposed to do? Stay home alone, buy cats on the Internet? 94 00:03:48,148 --> 00:03:51,083 You're supposed to go out with people your own age, do fun things. 95 00:03:51,084 --> 00:03:52,919 Meet guys. You want me to be a slut like you? 96 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,053 Yes, I get a coupon to sizzler for every convert. 97 00:03:55,054 --> 00:03:57,088 Thank you for the advice, but those are my friends. 98 00:03:57,089 --> 00:03:59,390 I just think it would be good for you to hang out with people 99 00:03:59,391 --> 00:04:01,726 who remember Shaun Cassidy and not Jack Cassidy. 100 00:04:01,727 --> 00:04:02,994 Here. What is this? 101 00:04:02,995 --> 00:04:04,796 It's from Fanny. Fanny? Where is she? 102 00:04:04,797 --> 00:04:06,832 Just read it. Truly, there's a class full of kids 103 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:09,467 locked outside the dance studio. Keys are in the envelope. 104 00:04:09,468 --> 00:04:11,034 But... ugh. Read the note. 105 00:04:11,035 --> 00:04:13,938 And just so you know, these are the people that like and accept me. 106 00:04:13,939 --> 00:04:16,574 These women find me interesting and invited me into their club. 107 00:04:16,575 --> 00:04:20,177 And yes, maybe that means I have to read a terrible terrible, simply awful, dreadful book, 108 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,880 but at the end of that book is cake... And friendship, 109 00:04:22,881 --> 00:04:26,315 which is, I'm sure, something you will never understand. I understand cake. 110 00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:30,520 Celia needs her mylanta. 111 00:04:50,328 --> 00:04:54,328 Bunheads 1x06 movie truck original air date July 23, 2012 112 00:04:54,354 --> 00:04:58,354 sync and corrections by atrn97g for www.Addic7ed.Com 113 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:00,481 you're gone? I'm not gone, I still exist. 114 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:03,751 I'm just not there. You just left without saying a word. 115 00:05:03,752 --> 00:05:05,987 I left you a note. You left truly a note. 116 00:05:05,988 --> 00:05:08,723 I knew you'd come into the house to mooch something from me eventually. 117 00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:10,525 Not fair. What did you mooch? 118 00:05:10,526 --> 00:05:13,527 Nothing. There were kids waiting outside the studio to come in. 119 00:05:13,528 --> 00:05:15,962 What's the point, Michelle? The point is you have classes! 120 00:05:15,963 --> 00:05:18,164 I know. And how wonderful that you're there, 121 00:05:18,165 --> 00:05:20,333 so I can get away for a week and then you can teach them. 122 00:05:20,334 --> 00:05:24,070 What? It's fantastic that for once I have a little help. 123 00:05:24,071 --> 00:05:27,874 It's glorious that finally a woman in her twilight years 124 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:31,076 who hasn't had a vacation since eisenhower was in office 125 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:34,613 can, just for a small moment in time, get away, 126 00:05:34,614 --> 00:05:36,649 relax, recharge. 127 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:39,451 And all while a young vibrant woman 128 00:05:39,452 --> 00:05:42,755 who normally does nothing all day but obsess over Brangelina's wedding 129 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:45,524 can take over. Hey, do you know how many kids they have? 130 00:05:45,525 --> 00:05:48,192 Take a walk! Buy a ring! Eat some cake! It's time. 131 00:05:48,193 --> 00:05:50,094 I'll call you later. But I can't teach. 132 00:05:50,095 --> 00:05:52,129 I have plans this weekend. What plans? 133 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:55,433 My friend Talia is driving my car here and we're celebrating my birthday. 134 00:05:55,434 --> 00:05:58,135 We have this whole weekend road trip planned. It's gonna be big. 135 00:05:58,136 --> 00:06:00,004 Mmm. What? 136 00:06:00,005 --> 00:06:03,239 Haven't we passed the age where we acknowledge birthdays? 137 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,141 No, we didn't think so. 138 00:06:05,142 --> 00:06:08,244 It sounds a little sad... A woman of your age? 139 00:06:08,245 --> 00:06:09,813 How old do you think I am? 140 00:06:09,814 --> 00:06:12,348 All right. I'm sorry. I guess if you have to have 141 00:06:12,349 --> 00:06:14,350 a birthday party like an eightyearold, 142 00:06:14,351 --> 00:06:16,753 and wear a cinderella costume and a tiara... 143 00:06:16,754 --> 00:06:20,522 One year! Then I suppose you could do that all that at night. 144 00:06:20,523 --> 00:06:22,324 But... Classes are during the day. 145 00:06:22,325 --> 00:06:24,727 But... I'm not suggesting you sit vigil at the studio. 146 00:06:24,728 --> 00:06:27,897 I'm just saying that for once let an old woman meditate 147 00:06:27,898 --> 00:06:31,867 on the final moments she has left in this earthly realm. 148 00:06:33,136 --> 00:06:35,503 What's with the pole? 149 00:06:35,504 --> 00:06:37,305 Ah yes. It's a beauty, isn't it? 150 00:06:37,306 --> 00:06:40,308 I got to thinking about all the things you were talking about. 151 00:06:40,309 --> 00:06:44,378 And when you went on and on about that cardiostriptease class, 152 00:06:44,379 --> 00:06:46,214 well, the idea just stuck. 153 00:06:46,215 --> 00:06:48,216 When did I go on and on about cardiostriptease classes? 154 00:06:48,217 --> 00:06:49,217 The other day. No. 155 00:06:49,218 --> 00:06:50,183 Yes. No. 156 00:06:50,184 --> 00:06:51,284 Night? No. 157 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:53,587 Oh, I'm sorry. That was Fergie. 158 00:06:53,588 --> 00:06:56,624 Anyhow, the idea stuck and I just ordered the pole. 159 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,593 When were you talking to Fergie? She mentioned it on "leno." 160 00:06:59,594 --> 00:07:01,662 Anyhow, it's a very hot trend. 161 00:07:01,663 --> 00:07:05,499 It's fun and sexy and very popular with the housewives. 162 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,101 Like the TV show? No, actual housewives. 163 00:07:08,102 --> 00:07:10,503 Those still exist? And they like to slide on poles. 164 00:07:10,504 --> 00:07:13,506 Okay, I have no idea how to teach a cardiostriptease class. 165 00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:15,942 There's a DVD and a book. They came with the pole. 166 00:07:15,943 --> 00:07:18,377 Oh goody. You'll learn the routine, 167 00:07:18,378 --> 00:07:20,780 and then liven it up in your own Michelle way, I'm sure. 168 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:23,314 You mean with sarcasm and general hostility toward the world? 169 00:07:23,315 --> 00:07:25,316 I think it's going to be very popular. 170 00:07:25,317 --> 00:07:28,620 I put a signup sheet at the oyster bar for one free class, 171 00:07:28,621 --> 00:07:31,690 and by the time rico brought my coffee the sheet was full. 172 00:07:31,691 --> 00:07:34,126 Yeah, but, Fanny... Enjoy your birthday. 173 00:07:34,127 --> 00:07:36,261 Don't take pictures. 174 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:42,332 Okay, whatever happens next, 175 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,969 blame Fergie. Everyone at the barre. 176 00:07:53,844 --> 00:07:55,845 Touch it. No way. 177 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:58,715 Boo, you're exposed to this stuff all the time. You work here. Try it. 178 00:07:58,716 --> 00:08:00,984 Nuhuh, I've never seen that before. 179 00:08:00,985 --> 00:08:02,585 It's fried. How bad could it be? 180 00:08:06,523 --> 00:08:09,092 So? Can you speak? 181 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:11,093 Is it vegetable? It's probably clams. 182 00:08:11,094 --> 00:08:13,896 Mel, just form words go on... words. 183 00:08:13,897 --> 00:08:15,564 'Cause there's lots of clams back there. 184 00:08:15,565 --> 00:08:17,532 I think she's trying to say something. 185 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:19,568 I think she's signaling for a mercy killing. 186 00:08:19,569 --> 00:08:21,469 Is her face turning a weird color? 187 00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:23,138 Okay, whatever. 188 00:08:23,139 --> 00:08:25,707 So be at my house at 7:00 tonight. The movie starts at 10:00. 189 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:27,341 And your parents will definitely be gone? 190 00:08:27,342 --> 00:08:30,111 My mom has an outoftown conference she's dragging my dad along. 191 00:08:30,112 --> 00:08:33,314 We're looking at $60 food allowance and complete freedom till Sunday night. 192 00:08:33,315 --> 00:08:37,251 I love the movie truck... hitting different towns on different nights. 193 00:08:37,252 --> 00:08:39,687 It's so bohemian. And Charlie's going, right? 194 00:08:39,688 --> 00:08:42,288 Yeah, Mel, did your idiot brother get us tickets yet? 195 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:45,058 I don't think she can talk. Just nod your head yes or no. 196 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:47,694 It's rated "r." Are they checking I.D.S? 197 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,964 It's a movie inside a truck. I think they're just checking pulses. 198 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:53,366 I thought you wanted to go. I do, I'm just saying 199 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,869 I don't think we need an elaborate plan or disguises. 200 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,804 Charlie's feet! Okay, we're going to need a little more. 201 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,706 It tastes exactly like Charlie's feet. 202 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,809 Okay, appalachia, how do you know what your brother's feet taste like? 203 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,778 Stop. That's rhetorical. 204 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,679 I'm going home. 205 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,348 7:00 sharp. Don't be late. 206 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,084 It's not bad. 207 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,727 I'm not scared of you. 208 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,764 You see this? 209 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:29,099 That's a Naomi Malone. Intimidating, right? 210 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,181 Make it rain! 211 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:59,060 Ahhh. I'm sorry, you leave Vegas 212 00:09:59,061 --> 00:10:01,596 then wind up on the pole? Talia! 213 00:10:01,597 --> 00:10:04,166 Talia, Talia... 214 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:06,634 Oh god, Talia! 215 00:10:06,635 --> 00:10:08,904 Hi! Hi! 216 00:10:08,905 --> 00:10:11,173 Hi! 217 00:10:11,174 --> 00:10:12,639 Hi! How's Boris? 218 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,574 Your car? I thought you named it Kyle. 219 00:10:14,575 --> 00:10:16,710 No, that was a boyfriend. Kyle wasn't a car? 220 00:10:16,711 --> 00:10:18,545 He had miles on him, but he was human. 221 00:10:18,546 --> 00:10:21,849 Well, Boris is fine. And I come bearing a surprise gift. 222 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:25,186 Your last check from the show. Cool! Wow. 223 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:26,954 Weird. Why? 224 00:10:26,955 --> 00:10:29,923 It's my last check, it's just... it's like... reality. 225 00:10:29,924 --> 00:10:32,591 I'm finally realizing no more spangles in my butt crack. 226 00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:35,829 That phrase has never been said so wistfully before, like ever. 227 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:38,298 What should I do with it? Hoard it? Frame it? Blow it? 228 00:10:38,299 --> 00:10:40,867 And we'll be right back with more from "the suze orman show." 229 00:10:40,868 --> 00:10:43,703 We're spending it... every cent. Birthday road trip 230 00:10:43,704 --> 00:10:45,904 and we'll come back with not even a dime left. 231 00:10:45,905 --> 00:10:48,974 And since you're stripping now you're just one bachelor party away from being set. 232 00:10:48,975 --> 00:10:51,910 Road trip, yeah right. Yeah, right on! 233 00:10:51,911 --> 00:10:53,611 You know the crazy lady I live with? 234 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,348 Your motherinlaw? Yeah well, the loon from loontown 235 00:10:56,349 --> 00:10:59,417 up and disappeared this weekend and I have to teach all her classes. 236 00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:02,320 So that's what the pole's for? Yeah, here at paradise dance academy 237 00:11:02,321 --> 00:11:05,456 we specialize in girls with daddy issues, so we start 'em young. 238 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,992 So we're not roadtripping? Mmm. 239 00:11:07,993 --> 00:11:10,061 But the good news is, according to loony, 240 00:11:10,062 --> 00:11:12,964 we are at the age where we don't do birthdays anymore. 241 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,398 We're dead? I guess. 242 00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,432 Screw that. We will always do birthdays. 243 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,534 We'll just blow it out here in paradise. Really? 244 00:11:18,535 --> 00:11:21,204 Absolutely. We can look hot anywhere. 245 00:11:21,205 --> 00:11:24,540 And consider the advantages of looking as hot as we can look in this place. 246 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,142 We'll knock this town on its ass 247 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,245 and then kick it in the face if it even tries to fight back. 248 00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:30,347 Oh, I've missed you so much. Awww. 249 00:11:30,348 --> 00:11:33,682 I want to show you my place. I have custommade curtains. Get out. 250 00:11:33,683 --> 00:11:35,684 And fresh fruit in my fridge. Who are you? 251 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,967 Ha. Paradise. 252 00:11:46,993 --> 00:11:48,993 Don't let the name fool you. Seriously. Cause it's not. 253 00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:51,288 Okay, so it's quiet. Quiet is nice for a change. 254 00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:53,323 Sure. What's that? 255 00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:56,059 That is the surf wax store. What do they sell? 256 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,126 Surf wax. And? 257 00:11:57,127 --> 00:11:58,360 Surf wax. And? 258 00:11:58,361 --> 00:11:59,595 Surf wax. And? 259 00:11:59,596 --> 00:12:01,564 Surf wax. I can keep this up as long as you can. 260 00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:04,032 Weird. What's weirder is that it used to be a flipflop store, 261 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:05,601 where they sold flipflops. And? 262 00:12:05,602 --> 00:12:08,437 Really? Hey, this looks interesting. 263 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,239 Uh, Talia? Oh my god! 264 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,508 These clothes are so cute. C'mon. 265 00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:14,342 Let's start blowing that paycheck. 266 00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:16,211 Whoa, there, Tex. We can't go in there. 267 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:18,179 Why not? You know how in a fairy tale 268 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:21,182 there's like a bridge that leads to a castle where there's a beautiful Princess 269 00:12:21,183 --> 00:12:22,950 that's locked in a tower, but there's a crazy little troll 270 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,153 that lives under the bridge, and in order to rescue the Princess 271 00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:26,654 you have to deal with the troll? Yeah. 272 00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:28,356 Welcome to sparkles. Where the motto is 273 00:12:28,357 --> 00:12:29,689 "if you're a Princess, you're screwed." 274 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:32,993 Oh my god, are those ducks on a dress? 275 00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:37,897 Oh, these are classic. 276 00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:41,701 Michelle, do you see these? Who would think to make a dress like this? 277 00:12:41,702 --> 00:12:44,070 Can I help you? Once upon a time... 278 00:12:44,071 --> 00:12:46,739 I was just loving the duck dress. 279 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,575 Oh, and this. 280 00:12:49,576 --> 00:12:52,811 And this and... oh my god. Michelle, look how cute! 281 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:56,081 I make everything myself and I can alter anything that doesn't fit for free. 282 00:12:56,082 --> 00:12:58,917 Gold mine. This place is a gold mine. 283 00:12:58,918 --> 00:13:00,886 You haven't been in here for a while. 284 00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:02,621 Uh, I've been busy... what? 285 00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:04,856 The prices! Have you seen the prices? Are these the real prices? 286 00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:06,924 Yes. Everything. We're buying everything. 287 00:13:06,925 --> 00:13:09,694 Michelle, start grabbing stuff. We have a lot of trying on to do before tonight. 288 00:13:09,695 --> 00:13:11,363 Tonight? What's happening tonight? 289 00:13:11,364 --> 00:13:13,365 It's her birthday. Oh. 290 00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:16,768 I will have a happy birthday. Thank you, truly. 291 00:13:16,769 --> 00:13:19,203 What are you going to do? Oh, we're just going to go out. 292 00:13:19,204 --> 00:13:21,305 That sounds fun. It's not just fun. 293 00:13:21,306 --> 00:13:23,274 The way we celebrate, it's epic. 294 00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:26,277 We're very into birthdays. This purse? I'm getting two. 295 00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:28,479 What's with the decapitated bear head? 296 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,047 I'm making a coat. You're kidding. 297 00:13:30,048 --> 00:13:31,482 No. Look. 298 00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:34,150 That is the most disturbed thing I think you've ever done. 299 00:13:34,151 --> 00:13:36,352 Does it come in my size? You want to try it on? 300 00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:40,089 Yes. So where are you going to go for your birthday tonight? 301 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,857 Oh boy. We haven't figured that out yet. 302 00:13:41,858 --> 00:13:44,160 We usually just see where the night takes us. 303 00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:47,263 Remember the time we got drunk and snuck on stage with tom Jones 304 00:13:47,264 --> 00:13:50,632 and danced for 10 minutes before he noticed we weren't supposed to be there? 305 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,901 Three quarters of "Delilah" and half of "what's new, pussycat?" 306 00:13:52,902 --> 00:13:55,537 And then that lady threw that room key and it hit you in the head 307 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,972 and you had to go to the hospital and get three stitches. 308 00:13:57,973 --> 00:14:01,276 But the doctor was really cute and he took us out to dinner afterwards. 309 00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:03,378 Dr. lobster. Dr. lobster. 310 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:06,347 That had to make the topfive birthday list, right? Number four. 311 00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:09,850 Really, what was five? Comiccon... Princess Leia costume contest. 312 00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,819 Onetwo sweep. Right. Number three? 313 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:15,923 Sneaking onto the plane with... Bon jovi! 314 00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,658 Right. So so right. 315 00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:19,694 Two? Two was when I kissed George Clooney. 316 00:14:19,695 --> 00:14:20,928 You kissed George Clooney? 317 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,095 Yeah. What was it like? 318 00:14:22,096 --> 00:14:24,297 Like kissing George Clooney. And that was two? 319 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,099 Kissing George Clooney was two. Yep. 320 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,400 What was one? Oh well, one... 321 00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:29,636 We never talk about one. No, it was so monumental... 322 00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,338 That we don't want to repeat it. And we can't remember it. 323 00:14:31,339 --> 00:14:33,005 For my last birthday Fanny took me 324 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,508 to colonial williamsburg. I got a bonnet. 325 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:37,176 Oh, that sounds... 326 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,546 Vaguely amish. I bet tonight's going to be really fun. 327 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,081 Make sure to tell me all about it. When? 328 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,917 When we talk. When do we talk? 329 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,687 We're talking now. But that's 'cause she didn't understand about the troll. 330 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,223 You know, sometimes when you're going out, 331 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,992 the two of you, it's nice to have another person along 332 00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,495 to keep an eye on your bag if you get up to dance 333 00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:00,798 or to watch the bathroom door in case you need to use the men's room? 334 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:03,568 Uhhuh? A third person like in "Charlie's angels." 335 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,871 There were three of them. Yeah, but only two stayed on the show for the entire run 336 00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:09,240 so really there were two. There were three in the picture. 337 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,575 But two in loyalty and spirit. But three in reality and number. 338 00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,209 I was thinking if you needed a third... We don't. 339 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,444 I could come along... Two is fine. 340 00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:15,646 And watch the men's room door for you. 341 00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:16,946 You don't want to come with us. Why not? 342 00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:18,148 Yeah, why not? Wow, 343 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:20,150 are we so not communicating today. 344 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,786 You said I need to go out with people my own age. Yeah, but not with me. 345 00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:25,188 You're the only person my own age that I know. But... 346 00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:26,555 I'll give you 20% off of everything. 347 00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:29,325 And some free mood rings. I love mood rings. 348 00:15:29,326 --> 00:15:31,327 Come on, she'll be handy. How? 349 00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:34,997 Like if a button falls off or a zipper breaks, I can fix it. 350 00:15:34,998 --> 00:15:37,400 Yeah, plus she's cute. Like a purse dog. 351 00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:39,968 It'll be like having a shih tzu. Oh please?! 352 00:15:39,969 --> 00:15:42,036 Please let me be your shih tzu? 353 00:15:42,037 --> 00:15:44,872 Okay, but if she's coming, we have to change the whole package. 354 00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:47,008 I don't know what that means, but let's do it! 355 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:51,479 I should not have worn these shoes. They're cute. 356 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,481 They're tight and they make me walk funny. 357 00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:55,116 They make you walk sexy. Really? 358 00:15:55,117 --> 00:15:56,751 In a Hannabarbera kind of way. Huh? 359 00:15:56,752 --> 00:15:58,619 You'll be doing a lot of sitting. 360 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,821 Tell me again that I'm crazy! You're crazy! 361 00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:03,357 When I have nothing but proof on my side?! What proof? 362 00:16:03,358 --> 00:16:05,692 What do we do? I guess we knock? 363 00:16:05,693 --> 00:16:07,694 What are you doing? I can't be held accountable for my actions. 364 00:16:07,695 --> 00:16:09,796 Apparently I'm crazy! No! Put that down! 365 00:16:09,797 --> 00:16:11,864 That's Jonathan adler, you lunatic! 366 00:16:11,865 --> 00:16:13,433 You first. I'm not going to knock. 367 00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:15,802 We can't just stand here. Should we go? 368 00:16:15,803 --> 00:16:17,837 What are you doing? I'm texting Sasha. 369 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,139 You come over here and you say that to my face! 370 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,841 Oh, I hope he doesn't come over here and say that to her face. 371 00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:25,377 Get in. 372 00:16:25,378 --> 00:16:28,513 Move quickly up the stairs, do not say a word. 373 00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:30,716 Come on, boo. And who, for the love of god, 374 00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:34,018 needs this many throw pillows?! Hi, Mr. and Mrs. torres. 375 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:36,721 Boo! I didn't want to be rude. 376 00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:43,305 Ow. Sorry. 377 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,673 Ow! Sorry. 378 00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:45,941 Ow! Sorry. 379 00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,877 She's going to be sorry for the next 40 plucks. 380 00:16:47,878 --> 00:16:49,811 Just issue a blanket apology and move on. 381 00:16:49,812 --> 00:16:52,046 What's up with you? 382 00:16:52,047 --> 00:16:54,315 I don't know why you're plucking your eyebrows if you can't take the pain. 383 00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:56,317 Because Charlie is going to be there tonight 384 00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:58,653 and Ginny's going to make me look like dita Von teese. 385 00:16:58,654 --> 00:16:59,754 Wait, I am? Aren't you? 386 00:16:59,755 --> 00:17:01,656 I thought I was making you look like Kat Von d. 387 00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:04,125 I thought Charlie liked dita Von teese. Who does Charlie like? 388 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:06,627 Neo from the matrix. Okay, never mind. 389 00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:08,495 They're almost the same person. I'll do a combo. 390 00:17:08,496 --> 00:17:11,097 Almost done, now I just need my accent color. 391 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,999 What time is it? We need to leave. 392 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,402 Maybe they're not going to go out. Oh, they're going out. 393 00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:18,004 This is a work thing. My mother never misses a work thing. 394 00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:20,373 She'd rather let her roots grow out than miss a work thing. 395 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:23,242 Maybe gold. Melanie, painting your pinky another color 396 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,345 doesn't look like an accent. It just looks like you ran out of Polish. 397 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,749 I didn't invent the concept. Even worse... you're copying someone else's moronic idea. 398 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,551 Wow, pleasant person, party of one. 399 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,653 Sasha! Come down here please! 400 00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,321 Great. 401 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,858 I know they fight a lot, but this one sounds bad. 402 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,160 I wonder if it's about the Timothy situation. Must be. 403 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,795 We don't know if that's true or not. We know. 404 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,498 Everyone knows. Sasha's dad and Timothy marsh are boyfriends. 405 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,799 They're in love. Forbidden love. 406 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,334 Forbidden by who? Sasha's mom. 407 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,703 Oh. Yeah well... And now Timothy's moving away. 408 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,871 And they'll never get to really be together. Sad. 409 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,206 So so sad. Shh! It's quiet. 410 00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,810 Everybody decent? Josh! 411 00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,145 You scared us half to death. I did? 412 00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:04,414 We thought you were Sasha. Why are you scared of Sasha? 413 00:18:04,415 --> 00:18:06,650 Because she's using her parents' corpses as a couch. 414 00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:08,685 No, she's not. I just saw her. She's having a yogurt. 415 00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:10,720 She let me in. What are you doing here? 416 00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:13,155 I brought you guys some overnight kits. Josh. 417 00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:15,525 Nothing big, just some muffins, cookie dough, 418 00:18:15,526 --> 00:18:18,561 preloaded pez dispensers, some apples for boo... 419 00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:21,831 Josh! Two decks of cards if you want to play some canasta, 420 00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:24,433 cucumber eye masks... pop them in the freezer for a few minutes 421 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:27,469 for the best results... fuzzy socks in case your feet get cold 422 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:30,105 and a DVD of "grease." Wow, you're the only person in the world 423 00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:32,708 whose boyfriend is basically a girl. I meant that in a good way. 424 00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:36,077 I sure hope so. You have the best boyfriend ever. 425 00:18:36,078 --> 00:18:39,080 I do, don't I? Oh my god, I love cookie dough! 426 00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:41,549 It's my crack. You want to stay? 427 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:44,218 Nope, it's girls' night out. I am gonna either go hit a strip club 428 00:18:44,219 --> 00:18:46,387 or do some trig homework. I'm still debating. 429 00:18:46,388 --> 00:18:49,223 Are you sure you don't want to come to the movie with us? 430 00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:51,993 Bag. Out. 431 00:18:56,664 --> 00:18:58,865 What's going on down there? 432 00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:04,203 My mother's redecorating. What does that mean besides new furniture? 433 00:19:04,204 --> 00:19:06,873 It means the idiots are not going out. Rats! 434 00:19:06,874 --> 00:19:09,375 Well, at least we have snacks. And fuzzy socks. 435 00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,578 And we can watch "grease"... singalong. 436 00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:13,612 What are we, "revenge of the nerds"? 437 00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:15,548 We are going out. What? 438 00:19:15,549 --> 00:19:18,050 How? Look, once my mother is done wrecking the joint, 439 00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:20,152 she'll take her happy byebye pills and go lie down. 440 00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:22,487 And then my father will go in the den, put on his headphones 441 00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,790 and watch old performances of his college improv group 442 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,859 for the rest of the night. They'll never know we're gone. 443 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,393 But... No buts! Now paint it if you're gonna paint it, 444 00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:32,263 pluck it if you're gonna pluck it, but get your shoes and bring the bags 445 00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:33,665 'cause we are going out! 446 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,002 Come on, truly. No. 447 00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:40,171 Just let us see the dress. I can't. 448 00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:43,140 Honey, you have to come out of the dressing room if you want to watch the men's room for us. 449 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,609 I feel like a hooker. Then we've done our job. 450 00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:48,178 Truly! Here, boy. 451 00:19:48,179 --> 00:19:52,482 I'll give you a treat. I told you we had to change the whole package. 452 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,318 Okay! Fine, I'm coming out. 453 00:19:56,955 --> 00:19:59,590 Wow. You look totally doable in that. I do? 454 00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:01,457 You do. You sure? 455 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:05,294 This isn't some cruel hazing ritual you've concocted to humiliate me? 456 00:20:05,295 --> 00:20:08,330 How did we not think of concocting a cruel hazing ritual to humiliate her? 457 00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:09,899 We are so off our game. You look great. 458 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,734 I do? Michelle? 459 00:20:11,735 --> 00:20:14,870 Angels, 460 00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:18,773 the mission tonight is to go out there and rock the casbah! 461 00:20:18,774 --> 00:20:20,274 Whoo! Whoo! 462 00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:22,043 I don't know what "rock the casbah" means. 463 00:20:22,044 --> 00:20:23,678 Stick with the "whoo" instinct, truly. 464 00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:25,580 Your first impulse was right on that. Okay. 465 00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:27,582 Whoo! Whoo! 466 00:20:32,256 --> 00:20:34,090 Boo! Sorry. 467 00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:36,226 Did I screw up my eyebrows? 468 00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:39,528 No. I think you look like Kat Von d. Or dita Von teese. 469 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,998 I think I look like me with uneven eyebrows. 470 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:44,768 Don't worry, boo. I'm sure Charlie, like every guy in America, 471 00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:46,769 has very strong eyebrowtweezing opinions. 472 00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:49,104 I bet he makes all his decisions based on the tweeze. 473 00:20:49,105 --> 00:20:51,774 So are mine okay? Sure. 474 00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:55,577 Great, the Princess and all her little Princess friends are here. 475 00:20:55,578 --> 00:20:58,147 What's your problem? We've been here for hours. 476 00:20:58,148 --> 00:21:01,016 Really? For hours? Like you've been right here for how many hours? 477 00:21:01,017 --> 00:21:03,217 Enough hours. You were at the house like 10 seconds ago. 478 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,153 And then I came here and got your tickets 479 00:21:05,154 --> 00:21:08,022 and then waited for you with your tickets like I told you I was going to do. 480 00:21:08,023 --> 00:21:11,092 So hand 'em over and stop bitching. Here, now go away. 481 00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:13,861 For the rest of the night I don't know you and you don't know me. 482 00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:15,997 We look identical, moron! 483 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,600 Boo, what are you doing? Being invisible. 484 00:21:20,601 --> 00:21:23,636 It's what I do best. Can we just go inside? 485 00:21:32,513 --> 00:21:36,282 You officially suck! The place is full, 486 00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:39,618 we almost didn't find seats and the seats we do have aren't together. 487 00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:43,122 I'm never doing anything for you or your friends ever again! 488 00:21:43,123 --> 00:21:44,456 I thought you didn't know me. 489 00:21:46,026 --> 00:21:48,593 Someday, boo, someday you will tell me what exactly you like 490 00:21:48,594 --> 00:21:50,762 about my brother. Because seriously, I don't get it. 491 00:21:50,763 --> 00:21:52,730 I don't think you're supposed to get it. That would be gross. 492 00:21:52,731 --> 00:21:54,899 He's right. No seats together. 493 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,401 And I'll probably end up sitting next to some loser 494 00:21:57,402 --> 00:22:00,205 who's been lifting things all day and didn't bother to shower. 495 00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:02,373 Oh my god, Debbie downer, relax. 496 00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:03,942 We'll get four seats together. How? 497 00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:06,877 Children. Ginny, see that seat up there next to the old guy? 498 00:22:06,878 --> 00:22:08,812 Yeah? Go up there and get him to move. 499 00:22:08,813 --> 00:22:11,648 How? He's old. You can probably just make water sounds 500 00:22:11,649 --> 00:22:14,417 and he'll have to run for the bathroom. Mel, you go up front and be tall. 501 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:16,086 Got it, be tall. And then? 502 00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:18,755 Be tall in front of people and they will switch with you 503 00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:20,623 and you'll end up with Ginny. Brilliant. 504 00:22:20,624 --> 00:22:22,125 I'll go in the back and work my way forward. 505 00:22:22,126 --> 00:22:24,660 Boo, over there. Work your way in. Got it? 506 00:22:24,661 --> 00:22:26,329 Fan out and we'll meet in the middle. 507 00:22:29,199 --> 00:22:31,300 Sorry sorry. 508 00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:40,876 I could really really use some popcorn. 509 00:22:40,877 --> 00:22:44,045 Yeah, popcorn. Popcorn is awesome. I'm on it. 510 00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:51,819 Hi there. 511 00:23:00,028 --> 00:23:02,496 I know, I'm tall. Genes, right? 512 00:23:02,497 --> 00:23:04,899 The inherited ones, not the lowrise kind. 513 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,367 We could switch. I don't mind. 514 00:23:09,604 --> 00:23:12,505 Hi. I was wondering if you would... 515 00:23:12,506 --> 00:23:15,008 What's wrong with your eyebrows? Switch with me? 516 00:23:15,009 --> 00:23:17,543 Nope. 517 00:23:17,544 --> 00:23:19,545 Yeah, I think it's about vampires. 518 00:23:19,546 --> 00:23:22,148 They battle flesheating zombies... very scary. 519 00:23:22,149 --> 00:23:25,184 Especially for children and, well, anyone with a bad ticker. 520 00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:28,120 A bad what? Ticker... isn't that what you call it? 521 00:23:29,688 --> 00:23:32,424 Hey, I could really use a soda. 522 00:23:33,927 --> 00:23:36,228 Not into older women, huh? 523 00:23:44,602 --> 00:23:47,471 Why are you holding a freakin' baby? Don't ask. 524 00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:50,274 But how... My last plan to switch seats backfired, okay? 525 00:23:50,275 --> 00:23:51,409 I said don't ask. 526 00:23:52,811 --> 00:23:55,712 60? 61? No. 527 00:23:55,713 --> 00:23:57,781 No no. 528 00:23:57,782 --> 00:23:59,749 Please don't make me guess how old you are. 529 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,552 Hey, I really could use some nachos. 530 00:24:02,553 --> 00:24:05,788 So go get some. Rats. 531 00:24:05,789 --> 00:24:07,557 I'm gone for two seconds 532 00:24:07,558 --> 00:24:09,792 and you're hitting on another girl? 533 00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:11,894 I'm going home. Wait! 534 00:24:11,895 --> 00:24:14,264 At the buzzer. Mel! I wasn't talking to her. 535 00:24:14,265 --> 00:24:16,565 Liar! Where's boo? 536 00:24:16,566 --> 00:24:18,968 She hasn't moved. She's putting down roots. 537 00:24:18,969 --> 00:24:22,304 Raising a family. 538 00:24:22,305 --> 00:24:25,341 We gotta get rid of this guy. He's not budging for anything. 539 00:24:25,342 --> 00:24:27,876 We're so close. Wait, let me try something. 540 00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:30,712 Excuse me, could we have your seat 541 00:24:30,713 --> 00:24:33,081 so we can all sit together? Well, sure. 542 00:24:34,549 --> 00:24:38,453 I did not think of that. I'll text boo. 543 00:24:43,825 --> 00:24:45,793 Charlie! Dude! 544 00:24:45,794 --> 00:24:47,094 A seat! 545 00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:49,796 Oh, um, I'll talk to you after, right? 546 00:24:49,797 --> 00:24:51,331 Sure. 547 00:24:51,332 --> 00:24:53,467 No way. Wow. 548 00:24:53,468 --> 00:24:57,437 What do I do? Stay there. 549 00:24:57,438 --> 00:24:59,406 Wait, is she still holding a baby? 550 00:24:59,407 --> 00:25:01,475 Somehow that doesn't surprise me at all. 551 00:25:01,476 --> 00:25:04,043 Oh my god. Hey boo. 552 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,379 Uh, hey hi. What's up? 553 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,681 Is that a baby? No. 554 00:25:17,424 --> 00:25:19,690 Okay, people, who's missing a baby? 555 00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:23,995 Want some? Okay. 556 00:25:26,832 --> 00:25:28,933 How is everything in this town closed by 6:00? 557 00:25:28,934 --> 00:25:30,935 Branson is open later... Branson. My god, 558 00:25:30,936 --> 00:25:33,338 even the osmonds' dinner show doesn't start until 7:00. 559 00:25:33,339 --> 00:25:34,872 I've gotta take these shoes off. 560 00:25:34,873 --> 00:25:36,407 No no no. Party rule number one: 561 00:25:36,408 --> 00:25:38,475 Never take your shoes off until the end of the night. 562 00:25:38,476 --> 00:25:40,644 Your feet will swell and you'll never get them back on again. 563 00:25:40,645 --> 00:25:42,712 Then you're the loser carrying her shoes around. 564 00:25:42,713 --> 00:25:44,581 Here's the movie truck. Yay, activity. 565 00:25:44,582 --> 00:25:46,883 Are you kidding me? Unbelievable. 566 00:25:46,884 --> 00:25:49,386 Plus ticket dude's a lady. Can't even seduce our way in. 567 00:25:49,387 --> 00:25:52,188 Just our luck. We could bribe her. 568 00:25:52,189 --> 00:25:53,989 With what money? With the money 569 00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:57,093 you were gonna use for my fabulous birthday dinner. And there's my check. 570 00:25:57,094 --> 00:25:58,694 It's gone. Talia. 571 00:25:58,695 --> 00:26:00,863 We spent it at sparkles. What did we buy? 572 00:26:00,864 --> 00:26:03,066 My outfit, your outfit, truly's outfit. 573 00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:05,368 Truly owns the store! It was a gift. 574 00:26:05,369 --> 00:26:07,602 It's not a gift unless you buy it for the person. 575 00:26:07,603 --> 00:26:10,238 So you're buying gifts for truly from her own store, 576 00:26:10,239 --> 00:26:11,940 but you're not buying me dinner? 577 00:26:11,941 --> 00:26:14,276 She's standing right there and you're making her feel bad. 578 00:26:14,277 --> 00:26:17,745 And look how cute she looks. Okay fine. Sorry, truly. 579 00:26:17,746 --> 00:26:20,048 Enjoy it. There's a back. 580 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:22,850 Wait, truly, what? There's a back door and it's propped open. 581 00:26:22,851 --> 00:26:26,687 We could just sneak in. Look at you, 582 00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:29,923 acting all grown up and figuring out how to sneak in places, 583 00:26:29,924 --> 00:26:33,660 wearing short dresses and acting ageappropriate. I'm so proud of you. 584 00:26:37,899 --> 00:26:41,434 I look away for one second 585 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:44,537 and he's got a pile of salami. No, the guy with no arms 586 00:26:44,538 --> 00:26:47,240 had arms a minute ago. They're on the side there, see? 587 00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:50,743 The effects aren't super great, so it kind of looks like salamis. 588 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:53,679 If I had a nickel for every arm... 589 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,316 You're funny. 590 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:07,292 We're leaning against a wall. It's cool. 591 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,628 Yeah, it's something. It's been a long time 592 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:12,563 since I've stood in back and watched a movie. Wait. 593 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,968 Truly Frances Abigail Dominica III, 594 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,070 did you sneak booze into this movie truck? 595 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,340 I stole it from Sam's desk at sparkles. 596 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,208 I worship you. 597 00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,678 Woo! Woo! 598 00:27:28,679 --> 00:27:31,314 Shhh! Woo. 599 00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:35,417 Hey, what is this called? "Mountain of arms." 600 00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:38,554 "Mountain of arms"? As in someone builds a... 601 00:27:38,555 --> 00:27:41,157 mountain of arms. 602 00:27:43,891 --> 00:27:45,891 We got to go. What? 603 00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,051 It's 11:40. My house alarm sets at midnight 604 00:27:48,052 --> 00:27:49,920 and it doesn't go back off until 6:00 A.M. 605 00:27:49,921 --> 00:27:51,281 We need to get boo. I'll do it. 606 00:27:53,457 --> 00:27:55,525 What? Michelle is here. 607 00:27:58,795 --> 00:28:02,165 Oh my god, it's another arm. 608 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,201 It's like ed wood! It's like someone literally went to a warehouse 609 00:28:05,202 --> 00:28:08,171 looked around, saw 50,000 arms and thought, "done"! Tank top! 610 00:28:08,172 --> 00:28:10,739 Drink. Hey, we should make a movie. 611 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:14,209 "Skyscraper of teeth"! "Ziggurat of legs"! 612 00:28:14,210 --> 00:28:16,644 "The tower of torsos." Yes! "Tower of torsos"! 613 00:28:16,645 --> 00:28:18,480 Hey, Talia was in a movie called that. 614 00:28:18,481 --> 00:28:20,315 It was called "blood dungeon two." 615 00:28:20,316 --> 00:28:22,117 Same thing. And she took her top off. 616 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,553 Really? Which is why I was killed in the first scene. 617 00:28:24,554 --> 00:28:26,721 First boobs equals first kill. What killed you? 618 00:28:26,722 --> 00:28:29,191 I have no idea. I don't think anyone knew exactly, 619 00:28:29,192 --> 00:28:31,525 but it was large, it glowed 620 00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:33,594 and I slept with it after we wrapped. 621 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,231 She'll tell madame Fanny. Maybe she won't. 622 00:28:37,232 --> 00:28:39,666 We could sneak past her. She's 18 feet tall, she's totally going to see us. 623 00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:42,069 Well, is she a narc? She doesn't look narcy to me. 624 00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:44,605 She could be a covert narc, like she acts like she's your friend, 625 00:28:44,606 --> 00:28:46,239 you hang out and do narcable things with them, 626 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,007 and then you go home and you've been totally narced. 627 00:28:48,008 --> 00:28:50,477 So what do we do? We wait for the movie to be over and they leave, 628 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:52,845 then we run back to my house. 629 00:28:52,846 --> 00:28:54,814 I think his chainsaw died. Excellent. 630 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,054 I thought it was really poetic how the killer cut off 631 00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:04,022 his own arms to finish the mountain, 632 00:29:04,023 --> 00:29:06,825 but then there was no way of getting them to the top. 633 00:29:10,296 --> 00:29:12,864 Okay, someone get boo so we can go. 634 00:29:19,605 --> 00:29:21,572 Found her. Excellent. 635 00:29:21,809 --> 00:29:23,776 Wait! Boo! 636 00:29:23,777 --> 00:29:26,546 "Mountain of arms"! Oh my god, right? 637 00:29:26,547 --> 00:29:29,348 "Mountain of arms"! Oh my god. 638 00:29:32,685 --> 00:29:35,654 Did she see us? I don't think she saw anything. 639 00:29:35,655 --> 00:29:38,089 We have to leave. I have to thank Charlie for the tickets. 640 00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:39,758 Boo. Charlie! 641 00:29:42,995 --> 00:29:45,831 Hey. She's trying to kill me. 642 00:29:45,832 --> 00:29:47,933 11:55, how fast can we all run? 643 00:29:47,934 --> 00:29:49,333 That's it, I'm getting her. 644 00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:52,970 Hey. Oh, hey, boo! 645 00:29:52,971 --> 00:29:56,474 Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the... Oh, gimme your hand. 646 00:29:56,475 --> 00:29:59,577 My phone died and my hands are greasy 647 00:29:59,578 --> 00:30:01,211 from the popcorn. Oh. 648 00:30:01,212 --> 00:30:03,681 Text me that when you get home, okay? Okay. 649 00:30:05,816 --> 00:30:08,250 Come on! I can't look. What does it say? 650 00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:10,687 "Shari" and then shari's number. Who's shari? 651 00:30:10,688 --> 00:30:13,723 That's shari. That's totally what dita Von teese looks like. 652 00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:15,758 We definitely didn't get that right, boo. Sorry. 653 00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:17,727 Yeah, it's a real tragedy. Let's move! 654 00:30:19,129 --> 00:30:21,429 Wait, where are we? 655 00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:24,065 More importantly, where did we park? 656 00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:26,568 We parked near a tree that looks like a hobbit. 657 00:30:26,569 --> 00:30:29,137 All the trees here look like hobbits. 658 00:30:29,138 --> 00:30:31,473 I like that word "hobbit." Hobbit. 659 00:30:31,474 --> 00:30:33,375 It has a nice inmymouthfeel 660 00:30:33,376 --> 00:30:35,978 when I say it... hhobbit. 661 00:30:35,979 --> 00:30:38,613 Oh, there's my car! 662 00:30:44,753 --> 00:30:47,488 I'm thinking we should walk home. 663 00:30:47,489 --> 00:30:50,992 Or sleep here. Yes, sleep is genius. 664 00:30:50,993 --> 00:30:53,426 I could take off my shoes and start sleeping. 665 00:30:53,427 --> 00:30:56,262 No! You said we would stay up all night and it hasn't been all night, 666 00:30:56,263 --> 00:30:58,364 so you can't take your shoes off. But I wanna. 667 00:30:58,365 --> 00:31:00,834 Me too. Cupcake a.T.M.! 668 00:31:00,835 --> 00:31:04,370 Truly? Did you say "cupcake a.T.M."? 669 00:31:04,371 --> 00:31:07,407 I read about it. In Los Angeles there is a pink a.T.M. 670 00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:10,342 And it dispenses all kinds of cupcakes 24 hours a day. 671 00:31:10,343 --> 00:31:12,444 Who is she? 672 00:31:12,445 --> 00:31:14,847 I have no idea, but I like her. 673 00:31:14,848 --> 00:31:18,918 Problem is we made Mr. tom Collins go byebye, all empty. 674 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,953 And I may have drunk all the bitters. 675 00:31:20,954 --> 00:31:22,855 I'm sober. Unpossible. 676 00:31:22,856 --> 00:31:24,656 You matched us drink for drink. 677 00:31:24,657 --> 00:31:26,624 Yes, and then I spit it back in the bottle. 678 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:29,427 Oh my god! I'm not a drinker. 679 00:31:29,428 --> 00:31:32,096 Back in the bottle?! Seriously, that's disgusting. 680 00:31:32,097 --> 00:31:33,731 But it's a good thing 'cause I can drive, 681 00:31:33,732 --> 00:31:35,533 so we can go get a.T.M. Cupcakes, right? 682 00:31:35,534 --> 00:31:37,334 Back in the bottle? 683 00:31:41,773 --> 00:31:43,707 Uhh yeah ha. 684 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,475 Okay. 685 00:31:47,178 --> 00:31:49,646 Cupcakes! Whoohoo! 686 00:31:50,982 --> 00:31:53,784 It's 12:15... no, 12:16. 687 00:31:53,785 --> 00:31:56,152 It is? Yes, I've been yelling that at you 688 00:31:56,153 --> 00:31:59,188 for the past three blocks. I thought you were saying "run faster." 689 00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:01,557 "12:15" doesn't sound anything like run faster. 690 00:32:01,558 --> 00:32:03,092 It's blinking red. Damn it! 691 00:32:03,093 --> 00:32:05,360 Can we turn the alarm off? From the inside. 692 00:32:05,361 --> 00:32:07,329 Let's do that. Yeah, Mel, let's do that. 693 00:32:07,330 --> 00:32:09,599 Everyone think real hard and use all your psychic powers 694 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,533 to turn the alarm off. Are you doing it? 695 00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:14,235 Okay? Is it working? No? Really? Shocking. 696 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,771 Sorry. I knew we'd get caught if we snuck out. 697 00:32:16,772 --> 00:32:18,907 Just lemme figure this out. 698 00:32:22,111 --> 00:32:24,012 Over here! 699 00:32:27,282 --> 00:32:29,382 There. Yes? 700 00:32:29,383 --> 00:32:31,551 We'll get up there and climb in. Oh okay, 701 00:32:31,552 --> 00:32:34,387 lemme get my catapult. If there was a tree to climb maybe. 702 00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:37,224 Or a mountain of arms. We can make a mountain of arms and climb up that. 703 00:32:37,225 --> 00:32:39,559 The car, you idiots. We'll climb up the car. 704 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,561 That's never going to work. Boo, boo. 705 00:32:41,562 --> 00:32:42,796 Okay. 706 00:32:49,536 --> 00:32:52,038 C'mon... Yeah, talk to the window, that will help. 707 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:54,707 You know what? I'm trying to save us all from lectures and groundings, 708 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,142 so you can either help or shut it! 709 00:33:00,547 --> 00:33:03,515 Did you grow in the last 10 seconds? No, I'm gonna jump. 710 00:33:03,516 --> 00:33:06,618 Oh okay, this I'm gonna wanna get on video. 711 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,323 Oh my god! 712 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,059 Don't wake my parents up! 713 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:22,133 I had an idea. You did. 714 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:25,502 None of you had ideas. This is true. 715 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,772 I could... 716 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,476 All righty then. 717 00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:40,355 Do you remember that James Bond movie where they spraypainted that girl gold 718 00:33:40,381 --> 00:33:43,149 and then she suffocated 'cause all her pores were clogged? 719 00:33:43,150 --> 00:33:46,686 Yes. That is going to happen to me, but in reverse. 720 00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:49,289 Frosting is going to clog my pores 721 00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:52,025 from the inside out. I will stop breathing 722 00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:54,493 and colored sprinkles will shoot out my nose. 723 00:33:54,494 --> 00:33:56,395 How many did you eat? Oh my god. 724 00:33:56,396 --> 00:33:59,131 This many. This many. 725 00:33:59,132 --> 00:34:01,901 Ohhh. You could always outeat me. 726 00:34:01,902 --> 00:34:05,737 You could always outdance me. Yeah well, that was then. 727 00:34:05,738 --> 00:34:07,940 Arms. 728 00:34:07,941 --> 00:34:11,943 Frosted arms. Oh god, please tell me she remembers her dreams. 729 00:34:11,944 --> 00:34:15,046 Look, she kept her heels on the whole night. 730 00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:19,384 The student surpasses the teacher. So on the birthday scale? 731 00:34:19,385 --> 00:34:21,786 This one definitely cracked the top 10. 732 00:34:21,787 --> 00:34:25,189 Really? Wow. Not the top five, 733 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,291 but I think it knocked out the time 734 00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:28,858 that we broke into that temple 735 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,894 and skinnydipped in the mitzvah baths. 736 00:34:30,895 --> 00:34:33,263 So how does it feel getting older? 737 00:34:33,264 --> 00:34:35,498 Fantastic. 738 00:34:35,499 --> 00:34:38,001 I like getting older. Some women say they don't, 739 00:34:38,002 --> 00:34:41,405 but me, I feel like every time a part of me sags 740 00:34:41,406 --> 00:34:43,705 lower to the ground, an angel gets its wings. 741 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,909 It's nice you're still drunk. I think it's the bitters. 742 00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:49,611 Oh, last one. Split it. 743 00:34:49,612 --> 00:34:52,281 Mmm, 60/40? Fine. 744 00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:57,886 A cupcake a.T.M. A 24hour cupcake a.T.M. 745 00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,488 What a country. 746 00:35:03,592 --> 00:35:06,394 Mmm. 747 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,496 It's sweet. Mmm. 748 00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:10,765 It's supposed to be sweet. It's a cupcake. 749 00:35:10,766 --> 00:35:12,633 No. I mean this. What? 750 00:35:12,634 --> 00:35:15,702 This place, this town, your pad. 751 00:35:15,703 --> 00:35:18,339 You have a gazebo. Fanny has a gazebo. 752 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:19,940 Your ass is sitting in it right now. 753 00:35:19,941 --> 00:35:22,909 True, very true. I love it here. 754 00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:24,511 You do? Don't you? 755 00:35:24,512 --> 00:35:28,315 You know, this was supposed to be a whole different thing here. 756 00:35:28,316 --> 00:35:30,549 This was supposed to be a whole different life. 757 00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:33,219 I was supposed to be married... a Sadie. 758 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:36,189 I was supposed to have a husband 759 00:35:36,190 --> 00:35:38,624 and we were supposed to... To what? 760 00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:41,961 I don't know... be really happy. 761 00:35:41,962 --> 00:35:43,863 Now I don't know what the plan is. 762 00:35:43,864 --> 00:35:46,764 You can't be really happy here without being a Sadie? 763 00:35:49,202 --> 00:35:52,237 So next year... Uhhuh, mmhmm. 764 00:35:52,238 --> 00:35:55,974 For my birthday... I promise I will be more prepared. 765 00:35:55,975 --> 00:35:57,742 I'll do some planning. Okay. 766 00:35:57,743 --> 00:36:00,078 I'll check out what's going on in the other towns. 767 00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:02,946 Is there more to solvang than windmills? There's not. 768 00:36:02,947 --> 00:36:06,550 I'll check out carmel, scope out the night life in los olivos, 769 00:36:06,551 --> 00:36:09,487 see what the kids are up to in carpinteria. 770 00:36:09,488 --> 00:36:12,689 And I'll see if I can't liven this place up a little bit before then. 771 00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:14,825 If anybody can... 772 00:36:23,967 --> 00:36:25,735 Three more minutes. 773 00:36:27,371 --> 00:36:29,839 Boy, those two can sleep in any position, can't they? 774 00:36:30,908 --> 00:36:32,108 Boo? 775 00:36:32,109 --> 00:36:33,809 Oh jeez. Hey! 776 00:36:33,810 --> 00:36:35,210 Pathetic. No, don't! 777 00:36:35,211 --> 00:36:37,779 Forget him, boo. You'll meet someone else just as dumb, 778 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:40,115 driving just as crappy a car any day now. 779 00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:42,884 I was supposed to text that to him. And then what? 780 00:36:42,885 --> 00:36:46,055 And then he would thank me. And after he thanks you 781 00:36:46,056 --> 00:36:48,490 for texting him some other girl's number, then what? 782 00:36:48,491 --> 00:36:51,059 I just like him. 783 00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:52,893 I know. 784 00:36:52,894 --> 00:36:55,696 You're probably right though. 785 00:36:55,697 --> 00:36:57,831 I know. 786 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,670 Look one more time and the hand goes too. 787 00:37:08,842 --> 00:37:12,112 So I got my letter today... 788 00:37:12,113 --> 00:37:14,314 From the joffrey. 789 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:17,584 The official invitation. Oh. 790 00:37:17,585 --> 00:37:19,486 Yeah. 791 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,088 Well, you knew that was coming. 792 00:37:22,089 --> 00:37:24,356 It wasn't 100%. 793 00:37:24,357 --> 00:37:26,825 So are you going to go? 794 00:37:26,826 --> 00:37:29,695 I'm certainly not going to stick around here all summer. 795 00:37:29,696 --> 00:37:32,664 What did your parents say? I'll tell them when I get back. 796 00:37:32,665 --> 00:37:35,134 Sasha. Look, they won't even notice I'm gone. 797 00:37:35,135 --> 00:37:37,803 Trust me. You can't just up and leave. 798 00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:40,371 I'll leave a note on the throw pillows. 799 00:37:40,372 --> 00:37:42,107 But... It's time. 800 00:37:42,108 --> 00:37:44,309 C'mon! Let's move it! 801 00:38:23,913 --> 00:38:25,814 Dad? Huh? 802 00:38:31,621 --> 00:38:34,289 I stayed out all night and wrecked mom's car. 803 00:38:35,924 --> 00:38:37,526 Good night. 804 00:39:21,133 --> 00:39:23,101 ♪ Istanbul was constantinople ♪ 805 00:39:23,102 --> 00:39:25,204 ♪ Now it's Istanbul, not constantinople ♪ 806 00:39:25,205 --> 00:39:27,406 ♪ Been a long time gone, constantinople ♪ 807 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:29,708 ♪ Now it's turkish delight on a moonlit night ♪ 808 00:39:29,709 --> 00:39:31,375 ♪ Every gal in constantinople ♪ 809 00:39:31,376 --> 00:39:33,977 ♪ Lives in Istanbul, not constantinople ♪ 810 00:39:33,978 --> 00:39:36,046 ♪ So if you've a date in constantinople ♪ 811 00:39:36,047 --> 00:39:37,881 ♪ She'll be waiting in Istanbul ♪ 812 00:39:37,882 --> 00:39:42,152 ♪ Even old New York was once new Amsterdam ♪ 813 00:39:42,153 --> 00:39:44,455 ♪ Why they changed it I can't say ♪ 814 00:39:44,456 --> 00:39:46,756 ♪ People just liked it better that way ♪ 815 00:39:46,757 --> 00:39:48,825 ♪ So take me back to constantinople ♪ 816 00:39:48,826 --> 00:39:50,793 ♪ No, you can't go back to constantinople ♪ 817 00:39:50,794 --> 00:39:52,795 ♪ Been a long time gone, constantinople ♪ 818 00:39:52,796 --> 00:39:55,064 ♪ Why did constantinople get the works? ♪ 819 00:39:55,065 --> 00:39:57,334 ♪ That's nobody's business but the turks ♪ 820 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,642 ♪ Istanbul ♪ ♪ Istanbul ♪ 821 00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:33,934 ♪ So take me back to constantinople ♪ 822 00:40:33,935 --> 00:40:36,069 ♪ No, you can't go back to constantinople ♪ 823 00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:38,104 ♪ Been a long time gone, constantinople ♪ 824 00:40:38,105 --> 00:40:40,240 ♪ Why did constantinople get the works? ♪ 825 00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:43,309 ♪ That's nobody's business but the turks ♪ 826 00:40:45,245 --> 00:40:48,147 ♪ Istanbul! ♪ 827 00:40:49,172 --> 00:40:57,172 Sync and corrections by atrn97g for www.Addic7ed.Com