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- Sure you don't wanna go to my room?
- No. Why?
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My roommate's already moved
out. We'll be all alone.
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- All right.
- The door is locked.
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- Okay, Jim, relax. Relax.
- Okay, yeah, sure.
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No strings attached, okay?
It's just friendly goodbye sex.
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Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right.
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But you see, it's just that...
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we've never even had friendly hello sex.
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- So do you not wanna do this?
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do.
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It's just that...
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you see, this is actually my first time.
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Well, not my first.
It's my first time...
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since my first time.
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So, technically, that's my second time.
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And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it.
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So if I'm not up to
par, performance-wise...
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Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on.
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I mean, girls like a
guy with confidence.
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Hey, I'm confident.
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Oh, I am... I'm absolutely,
totally confident.
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- Let's get naked.
- Okay.
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Seems like just yesterday my dad picked
me up after my first year at college.
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We popped a couple of beers...
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and he said, "Now, you're a man. "
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And today I get to say
the same thing to my son.
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Honey, your speeches embarrass him.
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So, try and do what the
kids say, and just be cool.
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I think I bring new meaning
to the word "cool," honey.
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That's his dormitory up ahead.
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Turn over.
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- Can't bring alcohol in the dorms.
- Good.
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Thank you, Matt. I'm just
here to surprise my son Jim.
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- Now pin my leg up.
- What?
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Pin my leg up, like this.
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Maybe you can help me out, you know.
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Is that the one? No.
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There!
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Now I remember.
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I didn't do this for you.
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Thanks, dude.
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- Where's my big guy?
- Oh, my God!
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- Jesus!
- Jim, we got here a little early.
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- Dad, get out!
- I'll wait in the car.
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Go, Dad! Oh, my...
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- Jeez!
- Was that your dad?
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- I'm so sorry.
- For your own edification...
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son, I'm not embarrassed.
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I am!
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It's a perfectly normal thing
for two human beings to do.
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This is human nature...
human nature at its best.
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Son, everybody does it. Your mother
and I... Well, not so much any more.
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Got your favourite. Oh,
my God! They're fucking!
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Honey, honey, listen.
I'm gonna take her...
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- Please just go!
- Actually, if you wouldn't mind.
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Honey... I'll take her to the car.
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- Hi, Mama.
- What?
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Natalie!
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I'm Jim's dad.
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You must be the parents
of this young lady.
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I'm sorry I didn't get her
name, but hopefully my son did...
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because I have not been
here the whole time.
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Natalie, get dressed!
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- Beer?
- Avert your eyes! Turn around!
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- Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks?
- Oh, my God!
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Hey, fuckface.
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- Mornin', dude.
- Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.
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Before you go to Ann
Arbor to pick up Heather...
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I wanna show you what you're missing.
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See what they are today,
dude. See what they are today.
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Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.
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- There's little hearts on her panties!
- Super.
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There's little hearts on her panties!
Come on, look, you pussy. Look.
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What the fuck, man? Come on!
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I'm disappointed in you.
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Here it is, the end of our freshman
year and you screwed one girl.
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One.
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You're a disgrace to men everywhere.
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Look at the Stifmeister. I
got laid 23 times this year...
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and I'm not counting the hummer
I got in the library stacks, baby.
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All right, here's a new
idea for you, Stifler, okay?
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You find a girl. You
two become best friends.
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You don't bother counting how many
times you have sex with each other.
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- You laugh at the people who do count.
- Here's a new idea for you.
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I'll get you a spoon
so you can eat my ass.
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Okay, people, notebooks closed.
Let's get this exam rolling.
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Oh, shit! Do we got an exam today?
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- Are you kiddin' me?
- Bullshit.
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Yes!
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I'm never even gonna think
about political science again.
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Hey. How'd you do?
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- Fine.
- Yeah?
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Can't believe I'm going abroad for
summer. Last thing I need is more classes.
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- You're gonna have a great time.
- Hello, summer!
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- Did that exam blow or what?
- Yeah, it sucked.
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- Kev, what's up, man? How are you?
- Good.
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Put your party hat on.
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- We got 12 weeks of immortality ahead.
- Yes, sir!
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Weird.
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The one that got away, huh, son?
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Well, evidently you two...
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made quite the handsome
couple on the Internet.
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I didn't see it.
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It was brought up at a PTA meeting.
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Anyway, my point is...
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these little sexual debacles
should not get you down...
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because you know what?
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It happens to the best of us.
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In fact...
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the first time your mother and I...
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got together...
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I used a condom.
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Well, she referred to
it as "shrink wrapping. "
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But I got over it.
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Anyway, keep your chin
up. You keep plugging...
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and good things will happen.
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Good to have you home, son.
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It's good to be home, Dad.
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It's gonna be nice to hit
Stifler's tonight after exams.
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- Did you get through 'em?
- There's the mystery man!
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Finch, how are you?
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It's Japanese.
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It means "hello. " Hello.
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- Finch, what happened to Latin?
- Met a Japanese girl at the art museum.
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Changed majors.
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Wanted to understand the
things she was moaning.
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- You got laid in an art museum?
- The Met.
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- And the Guggenheim with Francesca.
- The Guggenheim?
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And then my social-psych
professor in Baskin-Robbins.
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All right, enough.
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But I'll tell you, none of
these women even compare to...
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Stifler's mom.
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Stifler's mom is a goddess.
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How about some more of
Stifmeister's collegiate concoction?
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This thing is like half alcohol.
You're just trying to get me drunk.
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Mary, would I do that?
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- My name's Christy.
- Christy, right. Beautiful name.
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Like it matters.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners!
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Johnny C., how's it
going? Good to see you.
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Looks like someone
gained the freshman 15.
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- This'll help.
- You're an asshole.
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Missed you too.
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All right, everybody
having a good time? Ladies?
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Fellas! How's it going?
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The keg's back there as always. Enjoy.
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Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler
and I have an 11-inch penis...
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around!
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Think about it. Sherman!
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Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha.
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Come on, man. I'm
really happy to see you.
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All right.
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You stupid fuck!
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- Are you Steve Stifler?
- Yes, I am.
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Thank you for throwing
this awesome party, man.
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- No problem.
- The cops bust all our parties now.
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Well, I put the word out so
high school chicks would come.
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Just 'cause you fuckers don't have dicks
doesn't make it okay for you to be here.
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- Hey, could I ask you a question?
- Sure, son.
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Is it true that Paul
Finch nailed your mom?
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Sons of bitches.
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My mom's a saint!
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The joke's on Finch!
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Hey, Carlos, Jason.
166
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What's goin' on? Keg's back on the deck.
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How was Iowa State?
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Did you see those fuckers
I had to boot out of here?
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Back at Stifler's. It's
just like old times.
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One difference. We're college men now.
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Some of these girls are
from the grade below us.
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I might actually have a chance.
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Hey, I remember you.
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Do you now?
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You're that guy who blew
his load on the Internet.
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Splat. "Oh, wait,
Nadia, don't go. " Splat.
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- Pathetic.
- Loser.
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It's exactly like old times.
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- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'll miss you.
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I'll call you when I get in, okay?
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Go have fun.
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Bye.
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I can't believe those two girls, Kevin.
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Jim, it's not a big deal.
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They toyed with my emotions.
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- Hello. Hello.
- See? There's other girls.
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- How are you?
- You got nothing to worry about, man.
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Jessica's here.
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With Vicky.
190
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And Vicky got hot!
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Look at her.
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- Yeah, Jim, I see her.
- Hey, Kevin.
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I'll be right back.
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- Hey, Vic, how are you?
- What's up?
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- I'm okay.
- Yeah, I'm good.
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That's good.
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- It's good to hear.
- Yeah, you too.
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Wow.
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Well, this is about as comfortable
as a high colonic in Tijuana.
201
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And I would know. Okay.
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- I'm gonna get a drink.
- She's right.
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- Why is this so weird?
- Actually, I have no idea.
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See, I knew it. I knew
you'd be mature about this.
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You know, and we could
still be friends, right?
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I miss you, Kev.
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Whoa.
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Friends, right?
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00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:48,268
Yeah, right. I mean, I know you
said friends and I... I just...
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I'm sorry. I was... It was just...
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an old habit... a friend kiss.
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00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,193
Are you sure?
213
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,987
Vic, why wouldn't I
wanna be friends with you?
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00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:02,491
Look, we'll... we'll just do this, okay?
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- Friends.
- Friends.
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00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,834
- Ozzy, my man!
- There he is.
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00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,878
Shake off your chains of
monogamy? You're a free man.
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00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:18,423
I don't think so, Stifler. I'll
never turn over to the dark side.
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Dumb ass. What happened to
the Nova I knew in high school?
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Nova, as in Casanova, the
guy who had all the moves.
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- He was an idiot.
- Yeah, but he was my idiot.
222
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Hey, everyone, listen up!
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Nova's back, baby...
224
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and he's taken the lock off his cock!
225
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,821
Ozzy, I'm lobbing you a softball.
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Pull out your bat and take a swing.
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Mandy.
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This is my friend, Oz. All-state
lacrosse two years in a row.
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- Hi, Oz.
- Mandy, how are you?
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Listen. I have a girlfriend.
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It was a pleasure meeting you.
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Beer out back?
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00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,635
You pussy!
234
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,024
Stifler's mom's room.
235
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,833
How did you do that magic you did?
236
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:54,937
Tantra.
237
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,027
What the fuck are you doin' in here?
238
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,863
- Just relax.
- You get out of my house!
239
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,449
- Jesus Christ!
- Come back here, you little fucker!
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Come back here, you son of a bitch!
241
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:13,121
Easy! That's enough.
242
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,916
Okay, guys, we went through
this last summer, all right?
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Finch got a black eye and
Stifler got six stitches.
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'Cause he fuckin' bit me!
245
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,296
You touch me, I bite.
246
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,675
- You two relax and shake hands.
- Shake this.
247
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,097
I need a drink.
248
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,141
Why is everybody
taking a piss right now?
249
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:36,854
- Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it.
- You'll be okay. Relax.
250
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:40,482
Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the
guy who boned Stifler's mom.
251
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,527
- Hey, you are a god.
- Holy shit, dude.
252
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,447
If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause
I gotta piss, I would shake your hand.
253
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,992
- I'm honored, guys.
- Don't leave.
254
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,828
You must teach me. How?
255
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:53,787
How?
256
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,708
Look what I found, Christy.
257
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,460
What a coincidence.
258
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:07,551
I've been saving this
for a special occasion...
259
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,929
for a special girl, just like you.
260
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,433
- You're so sweet.
- That's what they say.
261
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,934
Weird.
262
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,313
- Oh, my God.
- I spilled some on you.
263
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,648
- Maybe I should mop that up.
- Thanks.
264
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,025
No problem.
265
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,776
Whoa! Whoa, hey.
266
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:28,030
- Take it slow. Come on.
- Right.
267
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,450
You know, they warn us about
these situations in college.
268
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:36,538
Now, you may be intoxicated.
269
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,582
Oh, yeah.
270
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,418
Are you certain that you wish
to engage in consenting...
271
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:44,046
Hey, don't count your chickens, buster.
272
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:48,342
- I'm just playing by the rules, baby.
- I make the rules.
273
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,677
That's a pretty good fucking rule.
274
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:58,227
Dude, the line's too
long. I'll never make it.
275
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,229
It's gotta happen now. Get my back.
276
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,655
- Clamp it off.
- Hello.
277
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,408
- How are you?
- Awesome.
278
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,537
- How are you?
- I'm really good.
279
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:20,082
How 'bout I give you a little champagne?
280
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,042
Go downstairs and get us some beers?
281
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,462
I've got a surprise for you.
Close your eyes and get ready.
282
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,172
I'm ready.
283
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,844
- You want a beer?
- Yeah, all right.
284
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,683
Okay, go.
285
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:43,522
This is kind of kinky, and I like that.
286
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,905
That's it. Bathe the Stifmeister.
287
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:57,286
Oh, that's great!
288
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,538
That's great.
289
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,665
How did you get it so nice and warm?
290
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,796
I can taste the bubbles.
291
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,217
Actually, I can't.
292
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,391
Much better.
293
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,645
Wait a second.
294
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,523
- Let's go.
- Thanks, man.
295
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,402
Christy?
296
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,615
Oh, fuck!
297
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:42,289
Yep. Half these got East
High parking passes on them.
298
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,334
Gotta break up another one.
Call in a couple of units.
299
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:48,420
- Isn't this the Stifler house?
- Yeah. Ever seen Mrs Stifler?
300
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,757
- What a MILF!
- Yeah? She got all that?
301
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,718
Okay, now...
302
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,262
do these high school
kids think we're cool...
303
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,389
because they're at a college party...
304
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,643
or are we those weird older guys...
305
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,270
that try to hang out with high
school kids when we come home?
306
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:08,524
No way. We're definitely not those guys.
307
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:09,983
Cops! Cops!
308
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,153
Break it up. Party's over.
309
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,280
Let's go.
310
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,574
Ostreicher, Myers.
311
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,326
Welcome back.
312
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,620
Where's Steve Stifler?
313
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,753
I got peed on.
314
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,049
No, man, Stifler's got shut down.
315
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,969
We can't party anywhere any more.
316
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,513
And things are...
317
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,891
- Getting weird?
- Yeah, a little bit.
318
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,394
First summer back from college.
319
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,272
Yep, things are gonna get weirder.
320
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,733
- What are you talkin' about?
- Well, times change, people change.
321
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,735
It's just what happens, you now.
322
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:57,406
Kev, listen. Go into my old room.
323
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,076
My friends and I knew that it
was up to us to stick together.
324
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,913
You remember my first college summer?
We rented the lake house in Grand Harbor.
325
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:08,125
We treated every day out there
lie it was a post-prom party.
326
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,086
Hell of a time. We capped it
all off with a massive blow-out.
327
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,255
Best ever. It was legendary.
328
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,674
My advice is do that. By
the end of the summer...
329
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,635
you're gonna see the big picture.
330
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:37,070
- She's on the phone.
It's long-distance. - Who?
331
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,780
- Nadia! Nadia!
- What?
332
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:42,576
New York. Hello. Yes,
dear, he's right here.
333
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,703
- Here. Wait.
- Now remember...
334
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,956
Yes, I am sure to go see the Lion King.
335
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,126
Right. And don't ride
the subway after midnight.
336
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,963
I know they've done wonderful things
with that city, but, you know, for me...
337
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:58,175
- Dad!
- He's right... Hang on.
338
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,433
- How was college?
- College was excellent.
339
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,478
Yeah. Yeah, it was...
it was really excellent.
340
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,189
You have not forgotten
about me, have you?
341
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,609
No. I... Absolutely not.
342
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,987
- I definitely didn't.
- Good, because guess what.
343
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,281
I'm coming to see you
at the end of summer.
344
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:23,909
I hope you're ready for me...
345
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:28,622
because I have not forgotten
about you either, you sexy boy.
346
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,333
- Shit.
- Jim, you can eat hot dogs tomorrow.
347
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,795
No, Finch, it's not the hot dogs.
348
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:36,797
Nadia called me this morning.
349
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,050
She's coming here at the end of
the summer and she wants to see me.
350
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,303
- That's killer.
- Yeah, that's a good thing.
351
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:46,265
No, not "good thing. " Not "killer. "
352
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,475
I'll never be able to do it.
353
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:52,437
Nadia is gonna be
expecting filet mignon.
354
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:57,025
Okay, and all I'm gonna
be able to give her...
355
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,694
is rump roast.
356
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,281
Come on.
357
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,825
Jim, you've had experience since Nadia.
358
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,827
Ah, yes, you would be referring to...
359
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,289
the flute-fetish band geek that made me
her bitch, then ditched me after prom.
360
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,457
Yes, that's great experience.
361
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:16,044
You just gotta find
the right girl, Jimbo.
362
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:18,130
- Brings it all together.
- I had the right woman.
363
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:22,301
She just sells her cottage
and takes off to parts unknown.
364
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,971
My romantic life has passed its peak.
365
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,223
Take me out to the pasture and shoot me.
366
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:33,020
Super start to a super
summer, fellas. Welcome home.
367
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:38,483
Guys, I got it. Pack your bags.
368
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:39,818
For what?
369
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:41,987
We're moving to the lake.
370
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:48,452
We're gonna be the shit. Everybody
on the beach is gonna know us.
371
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,246
Plenty of opportunities
to practice for Nadia.
372
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,583
Throw a huge party at the end
of the summer to cap it all off.
373
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:58,295
Dude, that's a great idea. That way
we'll be able to welcome Heather back...
374
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,423
and we'll be able to prepare
for Nadia's big arrival.
375
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:05,135
This is it. This is my summer of love.
376
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,429
Just thought I'd say
goodbye to you animals.
377
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,765
Hey, Mr Levenstein. How are you, sir?
378
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:14,102
- All packed up, I see.
- We're all set, Dad.
379
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,688
Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine.
380
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,732
Come on and give your old man a hug.
381
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,037
Keep it real, homies.
382
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,331
You too, sir. Have a good summer.
383
00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,626
All right, let's go.
384
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,545
I've been running these numbers here...
385
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,172
and I don't think the four
of us can afford this place.
386
00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:46,009
- Not on summer jobs.
- Well, I kinda thought of that.
387
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:50,222
So, I invited someone else.
388
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:56,436
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's
coming back to Grand Harbor!
389
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,022
Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls!
390
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:01,358
Wipe my ass and lick my balls!
391
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,735
It's Stifler time, baby!
392
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:22,379
Stifler, if you're gonna be living
with us, you gotta behave yourself.
393
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:26,341
All right, you and Finch just
stay out of each other's way.
394
00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:29,178
Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable.
395
00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:31,346
Finch, fist yourself.
396
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,601
That's right, baby. We're here.
397
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:38,395
Yeah, baby, we're here!
398
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,550
- It's a palace.
- It's a temple.
399
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,388
Isn't this great?
400
00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,225
Are you kidding me?
401
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:34,159
This just won't do.
402
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,361
Guys.
403
00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:14,575
Check this out. This is it.
404
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:28,463
Will you idiots tell me
what this fucker's doin'?
405
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,972
Don't touch me while I'm tantric.
406
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:40,559
"Tantric?" What the fuck is tantric?
407
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,311
It's a Buddhist discipline.
408
00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:47,065
You learn to channel your
body's energies... your chakras.
409
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:51,028
When you can do that, you can
have sex for hours, even days.
410
00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,654
And this stuff's for real?
411
00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:55,157
It's been around for centuries.
412
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,618
With tantra you can make
an entire session of sex...
413
00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:00,621
feel like one giant orgasm.
414
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:04,541
Eventually, you can sustain
that feeling by meditating.
415
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:07,878
- Maybe you can teach me sometime?
- Very doubtful.
416
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,172
- True.
- Come on, Jim.
417
00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:13,509
- You can't possibly be that bad.
- Oh, no?
418
00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,802
No way.
419
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:19,681
I guess there's only one person
that really knows for sure, huh?
420
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:22,351
Oh, yeah? Where is she this summer?
421
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,535
Hey, are you here for the
mid-session performance?
422
00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:41,745
Guests go in the amphitheatre.
You can't be here.
423
00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:43,789
Do you know where I could
find Michele Flaherty?
424
00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:46,875
Guests bring food. Food attracts
animals. This one time...
425
00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,336
a bear came, and then the
bear had to be destroyed...
426
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,339
which means they shot it in the head
with a rifle and killed it and it died.
427
00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:55,008
You must know Michele.
428
00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:57,261
One, two, three, four.
429
00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:17,406
That's a lot of flutes.
430
00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:24,163
Good luck. Thanks.
431
00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:26,957
Good job. Have fun at your next class.
432
00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,048
Jim. Holy potatoes!
433
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:38,343
You're really here?
434
00:28:38,427 --> 00:28:39,553
Oh, shoot!
435
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,722
We're not supposed to have visitors...
436
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:45,058
'cause this one time, here...
437
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:47,352
this kid had these cookies...
438
00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:50,230
Let me guess. A bear came.
439
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,398
Cool.
440
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,734
It's like you know all our stories.
441
00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:57,613
Was that a question?
442
00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,740
I don't know. Maybe.
443
00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,075
Do you wanna answer it anyway?
444
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:07,915
I left you like... like
three messages after prom.
445
00:29:07,998 --> 00:29:09,291
Really?
446
00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:12,127
You didn't think I was weird...
447
00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:14,713
because of the way I acted that night?
448
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:17,466
Weird, no.
449
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,635
Surprising, yes.
450
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:22,095
I get nasty when I'm horny.
451
00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:24,681
That's kind of why I'm here.
452
00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:29,645
You remember, was I any good that night?
453
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,773
Wow. Jeez.
454
00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:34,608
How could I forget?
455
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:38,570
You sucked. You didn't know
what the hell you were doing.
456
00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:42,241
But wasn't it fun even
though you were so terrible?
457
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:45,244
- I'm sorry. "Terrible?"
- I've had worse.
458
00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:49,039
Sorry.
459
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:52,334
I could give you some
pointers if you want.
460
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,752
Really?
461
00:29:55,546 --> 00:29:59,258
Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll
meet you in an hour, okay?
462
00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:01,218
- Yeah.
- Wait.
463
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,428
Cool idea.
464
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,898
What are you doing?
465
00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:20,529
You're all right. Here we go. You know
you're not supposed to be here now.
466
00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:24,533
Everyone's supposed to be in the
amphitheatre. All right, come on.
467
00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:27,035
It's piss-poor to be this
late. I'm very angry right now.
468
00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:30,038
You can tell by the tone of my
voice I'm angry. I'm pissed off.
469
00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:32,374
Here they are. Got him home.
470
00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:34,459
Wait a minute. Are you Petey?
471
00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:37,629
Yeah, sure.
472
00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:40,174
Petey! Well, that explains everything.
473
00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:42,885
All right. Well, always
something with these kids. Go!
474
00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:47,181
We are just so thrilled to have you.
None of my kids are at your caliber.
475
00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:49,308
But we are just so overjoyed...
476
00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:51,727
to have someone with
your kind of talent here.
477
00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,520
Here you go.
478
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,731
Look at this. Your old best friend.
479
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:57,691
I know it's not yours...
480
00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,860
but you are going to
make beautiful music.
481
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:02,029
This is fantastic. I'm very excited.
482
00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:05,491
You just own this and break a leg.
483
00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:25,260
What was he doing
wandering unsupervised?
484
00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:27,095
Who knows?
485
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:30,724
I'll tell you something. I'm about
fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.
486
00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:40,275
Kids, entertain yourselves.
Play along with Petey.
487
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:43,195
No, no, no, Petey. Here we go.
488
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:45,739
All right, all right. Come on,
now. A little encouragement.
489
00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:51,328
Folks, he's just a little nervous.
490
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:54,206
This isn't right.
491
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,208
Just blow on it, kid. All right.
492
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:57,876
Here we go.
493
00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,932
Play! Do something.
494
00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:25,070
Special, my ass.
495
00:32:25,154 --> 00:32:27,447
Come on. Give the
little guy some support.
496
00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:32,828
Come on, Petey. You're
doing great, partner.
497
00:32:34,246 --> 00:32:36,373
Come on, honey. You can do it.
498
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,083
Come on, Petey.
499
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:41,753
What the hell.
500
00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:47,342
All right!
501
00:32:47,426 --> 00:32:51,388
All right, Petey! Come on, now! Come on!
502
00:32:52,431 --> 00:32:54,266
Rock and roll!
503
00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:38,310
Thank you!
504
00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:43,232
Thank you, Tall Oaks. You're beautiful.
505
00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:50,489
My name is Petey!
506
00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:54,034
Thank you!
507
00:33:54,827 --> 00:33:57,037
And I have gigantic balls!
508
00:34:14,763 --> 00:34:16,265
Not now! Come back later. Go!
509
00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:22,563
Hey, hey, hey. Come back here!
510
00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:25,899
- I wanna talk to you!
- You are so sweet.
511
00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:28,902
He is special.
512
00:34:29,319 --> 00:34:31,446
He's my bitch.
513
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,617
Well, Michele has confirmed it.
514
00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:39,121
- I suck.
- What?
515
00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:41,999
I gotta get some practice.
516
00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:45,419
Don't worry about it. I mean,
that's why we got the house, Jimbo.
517
00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:49,798
We plop a keg on the deck and
the girls come in off the beach.
518
00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:52,968
It's like a hummingbird feeder.
519
00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:55,971
- You think so?
- I know so.
520
00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:57,973
Guaranteed hotties.
521
00:34:58,348 --> 00:35:00,684
Fellas, nice pad.
522
00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:03,729
Good view, but...
523
00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:07,232
the Sherminator sensors detect no
female life forms in the vicinity.
524
00:35:07,316 --> 00:35:11,653
High likelihood of a
sausage fest in progress.
525
00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:14,114
The girls are coming. I made some calls.
526
00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:19,703
The Sherminator's got a point, Kev.
527
00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:23,790
Since when do you start
listening to the Sherminator?
528
00:35:23,874 --> 00:35:27,753
Since he made me realize there's
an abundance of wiener here.
529
00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:30,380
I mean, look around, dude.
530
00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:32,674
All right, now it's your turn.
531
00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:34,718
Come on. There's nothing to tell.
532
00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:38,305
Hey, what's up? What are
you guys talking about?
533
00:35:38,388 --> 00:35:40,599
You know, we're just trading
war stories about college...
534
00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:43,101
who hooked up with who,
who slept with who...
535
00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:45,395
So, Vicky?
536
00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:49,483
Well, there was this
one guy. How 'bout you?
537
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:52,194
You know, there was a few girls...
538
00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,278
three.
539
00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:56,240
Look at you. You stud.
540
00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,868
All right, Oz. Now that
Kevin told us, what about you?
541
00:35:59,952 --> 00:36:03,413
You haven't had the slightest bit
of attraction to any girl at school?
542
00:36:03,497 --> 00:36:06,375
Don't you fuckin' say
no. I know you did.
543
00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:09,378
Even if I did...
544
00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:12,589
it wouldn't be anything more
than just a momentary thing.
545
00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:15,676
Very uninteresting.
546
00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:18,720
How about you, Jessica? How many
chicks did you sleep with this year?
547
00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:20,639
Gee, wouldn't you like to know.
548
00:36:22,224 --> 00:36:23,684
Fuck yeah, I would.
549
00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:26,895
Come on, Ozzy.
550
00:36:26,979 --> 00:36:29,398
Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours.
551
00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:32,401
- Hey, Vic, you wanna play?
- Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
552
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,409
Where are the fuckin' females?
553
00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:45,205
Jim, can't you leave your shirt
on? You're scaring the chicks away.
554
00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:47,499
Dude, give him a break.
555
00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:50,752
Ozzy, go deep.
556
00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:53,422
- Yeah, bro. You playing?
- No.
557
00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:58,302
No, keep going. Flank pattern.
558
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,846
- What are you doin'?
- Fishin'.
559
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,897
Are you okay?
560
00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:15,360
- You okay?
- I'm so sorry. Is everybody okay?
561
00:37:22,451 --> 00:37:23,827
Amazing.
562
00:37:26,705 --> 00:37:28,957
The Force is strong in that one.
563
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,335
Whoa.
564
00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:37,090
The Sherminator detects serious
heat at a distance of two meters.
565
00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:39,134
Preparing to deploy beer.
566
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:45,807
Dude, let me give you a
valuable piece of advice, okay?
567
00:37:45,891 --> 00:37:47,518
Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing.
568
00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:49,728
Please repeat previous statement.
569
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:52,689
Look, I know your last
name is Sherman, right?
570
00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:55,359
And that rhymes with The Terminator...
571
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:57,861
which was a big hit movie ten years ago.
572
00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:00,781
But you can't tell me a
girl's ever really gone for it.
573
00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:04,868
System overload. Hasta
la vista, Jessica.
574
00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:09,373
Freak.
575
00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:14,545
Vic, hey, you guys are leaving?
576
00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:18,382
You know, we barely had a chance
to hang out, you know, catch up.
577
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:21,802
- What are you doing this weekend?
- I can get together.
578
00:38:21,885 --> 00:38:24,137
- Cool. Let's hang out.
- All right.
579
00:38:24,221 --> 00:38:26,807
- Bye, Kev.
- See ya, Jess.
580
00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:32,813
No, no, that's all wrong.
581
00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:36,066
Thank you. Have a nice day.
582
00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:39,069
- So what does he mean, "meet up"?
- You know, like hang out...
583
00:38:39,153 --> 00:38:40,696
grab lunch, whatever.
584
00:38:40,779 --> 00:38:44,408
I told you, we're just friends
now. And he totally understands.
585
00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:48,120
- I'm sure he understands quite well.
- He does.
586
00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:52,499
Oh, no, sir. These are all
wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
587
00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,586
Sure. Well, we're friends.
588
00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:59,173
But it's not like I see her
making plans with anyone else.
589
00:38:59,256 --> 00:39:02,885
I don't see her with a boyfriend.
I think that puts me on deck.
590
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:07,681
Hey, Vicky only slept with
one guy since we went out.
591
00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:12,186
I mean, that like makes me 50%
of her entire guy-related life.
592
00:39:12,269 --> 00:39:14,229
You dipshit.
593
00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:17,482
She didn't sleep with one guy.
She slept with at least three.
594
00:39:17,566 --> 00:39:19,193
What?
595
00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:21,361
When a girl tells you how
many guys she slept with...
596
00:39:21,445 --> 00:39:23,447
multiply it by three and
that's the real number.
597
00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:26,533
Didn't you fuckers learn
anything at college?
598
00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:32,331
He did not sleep with three girls,
much like Sly and the Family Stone...
599
00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:34,791
aren't gonna dance in
here and gang-bang me...
600
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:37,419
between the afros and
the bell-bottoms, okay?
601
00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:38,879
It's not gonna happen.
602
00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:42,799
- Kevin did not sleep with three girls.
- Why would he lie to me?
603
00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:45,886
It's not a lie. It's an
adjustment. The rule of three.
604
00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:47,930
- The rule of what?
- Three.
605
00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:51,642
If a guy tells you how many girls he's
been with, it's not even close to that.
606
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:54,978
Take that number and divide it by
three. Then you get the real total.
607
00:39:55,062 --> 00:39:59,024
So, if Kevin's saying it's been three
girls, it's more like one, or none.
608
00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:01,652
- None?
- Rule of three.
609
00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,112
It's an exact science,
consistent as gravity.
610
00:40:05,531 --> 00:40:07,449
Ozzy, I'm happy for you.
611
00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:10,118
At least you've seen a nice bod
while Heather's off suckin' dick.
612
00:40:10,202 --> 00:40:12,204
Keep your fantasies to yourself.
613
00:40:12,287 --> 00:40:14,706
Dude, use your fuckin' brain.
614
00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:18,252
"I'm the American
college chick. La, la, la.
615
00:40:18,335 --> 00:40:20,796
Your European cultural
shit is so charming.
616
00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:24,550
Hot Spanish guy. Love your accent.
617
00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,552
Love your ding-dong. "
618
00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:30,639
I'm tellin' you, right now there is
a dick in your girlfriend's mouth.
619
00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:33,892
- Knock it off.
- What'd I say?
620
00:40:52,828 --> 00:40:54,413
Oh, my God!
621
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,209
Guys, check it out.
622
00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:02,254
Lesbians.
623
00:41:02,337 --> 00:41:03,672
Lesbians live here.
624
00:41:04,256 --> 00:41:06,758
You know, Mr Homophobic Wizard...
625
00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:11,013
that it is possible for women
to hold hands and not be gay.
626
00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:12,681
Friends can hold hands.
627
00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:15,893
Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear
about you and your boyfriends.
628
00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:19,188
- Go jerk off.
- Unnecessary.
629
00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:21,732
Tantra teaches you to
hold an orgasm over time...
630
00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:24,276
in anticipation of an ultimate moment...
631
00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:26,778
to release it upon the world.
632
00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:29,114
I'm filling up to the brim.
633
00:41:29,198 --> 00:41:33,619
That's fucking disgusting!
I'm gonna throw up.
634
00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,961
Hey, Heather. You're in!
635
00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:45,881
How's the studying going?
636
00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:47,925
I'd hardly call it studying.
637
00:41:48,008 --> 00:41:49,927
I've been going to the Picasso museum...
638
00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:52,387
hanging out at Sagrada Familia...
639
00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:54,890
going with Pierre to the Parc Guell.
640
00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,476
- Who's Pierre?
- One of the guys in the program.
641
00:41:57,559 --> 00:42:00,395
He's got a girlfriend back in France,
so we've kind of got something in common.
642
00:42:00,479 --> 00:42:02,147
That sounds cool.
643
00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:06,485
Yeah, I've overheard them
on the phone at night.
644
00:42:06,568 --> 00:42:10,322
And, well, it made me think.
645
00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:14,284
Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my
shirt and I'm rubbing myself.
646
00:42:16,036 --> 00:42:19,331
Oz, come on. It's phone
sex. Help me out here.
647
00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:20,874
Okay.
648
00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:26,755
I'm going over to my bed.
649
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,175
and I'm lying down.
650
00:42:30,259 --> 00:42:32,719
And I'm slowly...
651
00:42:32,803 --> 00:42:36,181
reaching downstairs.
652
00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:38,016
Grab it. Tell me how big it is.
653
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:42,604
Listen, Heather, I'm
feeling kind of awkward.
654
00:42:42,688 --> 00:42:46,441
If we can't be with each other, then
we have to learn to be more vocal.
655
00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:48,944
- Right?
- Right. Okay.
656
00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:53,699
Okay, here we go. I'm
reaching in my pants now.
657
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,492
And I'm rubbing it for you, Heather.
658
00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:58,370
And it feels so good.
659
00:42:58,453 --> 00:43:00,747
- Yeah, me too.
- Oh, yeah.
660
00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:02,666
I got...
661
00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:03,959
Call waiting.
662
00:43:05,043 --> 00:43:06,753
Shit. Hello?
663
00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:10,507
Wrong number.
664
00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:13,552
Hey. Hello. Wrong number.
665
00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:19,141
All right, look, man. I got my
hand on my dick right now, okay...
666
00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,727
and I'm trying to have sex with
my girlfriend over the phone.
667
00:43:22,769 --> 00:43:24,730
Good for you, man.
668
00:43:29,234 --> 00:43:31,778
Sorry about that. Where were we?
669
00:43:31,862 --> 00:43:34,198
I think you were reaching for something.
670
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:36,366
Oh, yeah.
671
00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:41,413
Oh, yeah, Heather. I'm rubbing
it and it feels so good.
672
00:43:42,372 --> 00:43:46,168
Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself.
What else do you want me to do?
673
00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:48,670
Heather, baby.
674
00:43:48,754 --> 00:43:51,548
Why don't you tell me my
dick is as big as Stifler's.
675
00:43:51,632 --> 00:43:52,716
Stifler, get off!
676
00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:55,969
I am getting off just listening
to the two of you guys.
677
00:43:56,053 --> 00:43:58,847
- Keep going.
- We should try this another time.
678
00:43:58,931 --> 00:44:01,850
Yeah, all right. Bye. I love you.
679
00:44:01,934 --> 00:44:05,187
- I love you.
- Come on you, guys. I was almost there!
680
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:08,273
- Nice talking with you, Steven.
- Stifler, man!
681
00:44:09,775 --> 00:44:11,276
Repressed.
682
00:44:21,036 --> 00:44:22,579
Check it out.
683
00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:24,998
Potential lesbians leaving the building.
684
00:44:33,382 --> 00:44:35,300
All right. Now is my chance.
685
00:44:35,384 --> 00:44:38,011
I need confirmation.
686
00:44:38,095 --> 00:44:40,180
Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing?
687
00:44:40,264 --> 00:44:41,974
Go get him.
688
00:44:42,057 --> 00:44:43,517
You ass. Stifler, get out.
689
00:44:50,149 --> 00:44:53,735
Shit, dude! I found a dildo!
690
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:56,947
Big blue rubber dicks for everyone!
691
00:44:58,657 --> 00:45:00,450
- The people demand rubber dicks!
- Finch, help.
692
00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:02,995
Dildo, dildo, dildo!
693
00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:08,000
- What are you doing?
- Looking for more lesbian artifacts.
694
00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:11,378
- Where'd you get this?
- Finch's ass.
695
00:45:12,671 --> 00:45:14,590
Shit! Guys, they're back.
696
00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:18,218
Stall 'em!
697
00:45:19,845 --> 00:45:21,180
Come on. Come on!
698
00:45:21,263 --> 00:45:24,266
- Come on. Come on.
- This is awesome!
699
00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:26,602
Danielle, Amber, hi.
700
00:45:26,685 --> 00:45:29,688
Just needed the paper, huh?
701
00:45:32,149 --> 00:45:35,777
- Which room?
- I can't remember. I was too excited.
702
00:45:35,861 --> 00:45:38,405
- I'm in a lesbian stronghold.
- Was it in here?
703
00:45:38,489 --> 00:45:41,825
- Why you asking me so many questions?
- Was it in here?
704
00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:44,620
- Maybe.
- Was it or was it not here?
705
00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:47,539
Happy painting, boys.
706
00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:51,043
You gotta get out of
there. They're inside.
707
00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:52,377
Oh, shit, balls!
708
00:45:57,799 --> 00:46:01,136
- Very original, Steven.
- Don't call me Steven.
709
00:46:14,691 --> 00:46:16,985
I can wear that little
leopard bikini of mine.
710
00:46:17,069 --> 00:46:19,738
I love that one. It's so cute on you.
711
00:46:19,822 --> 00:46:21,365
Help me zip, please.
712
00:46:24,076 --> 00:46:28,205
- Did I show you my cute pink shoes?
- Does it match your pink bikini?
713
00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:30,249
They're getting naked.
714
00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:35,671
- Cute.
- Thank you.
715
00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:45,347
Shit. She's de-pantsing.
716
00:46:45,430 --> 00:46:47,224
Oh, man.
717
00:46:47,307 --> 00:46:51,436
Wait. They can't hear us inside?
We won't cross over their radio?
718
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,690
No, man. These work on a CB frequency.
719
00:46:54,773 --> 00:46:56,608
This girl is so hot.
720
00:47:01,613 --> 00:47:04,575
Two possible lesbians in
their bras and panties.
721
00:47:04,658 --> 00:47:05,784
Lesbians?
722
00:47:07,286 --> 00:47:09,371
Did you say lesbians?
723
00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:10,873
Hot lesbians!
724
00:47:14,084 --> 00:47:16,420
- Don't touch me.
- I'm not.
725
00:47:25,971 --> 00:47:28,515
That better not have been
what I thought it was.
726
00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:33,353
This is not gonna fit.
Look at you and look at me.
727
00:47:33,437 --> 00:47:36,690
- Too big.
- I'll get you the blue stringy number.
728
00:47:39,485 --> 00:47:41,361
Johnny West is missing.
729
00:47:42,946 --> 00:47:45,073
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
730
00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:48,494
Okay, let me look.
731
00:47:48,577 --> 00:47:51,413
Wait. Didn't you have it
when we were downstairs?
732
00:47:51,497 --> 00:47:52,915
Maybe.
733
00:47:56,752 --> 00:47:59,838
Guys, get the hell
out of there right now.
734
00:48:01,924 --> 00:48:02,841
Come on!
735
00:48:02,925 --> 00:48:05,344
- It's clear!
- Go, go, go!
736
00:48:10,974 --> 00:48:12,309
They're coming back.
737
00:48:18,065 --> 00:48:21,318
I'm just so glad I found him.
He's my favourite collectible.
738
00:48:21,401 --> 00:48:22,861
I know.
739
00:48:25,405 --> 00:48:28,116
Guys, we got nothin' to worry about.
740
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,161
I just remembered, I got that
dildo from the other bedroom.
741
00:48:34,957 --> 00:48:37,876
Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer.
742
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,419
Oh, my God!
743
00:48:39,503 --> 00:48:41,630
You could have asked me
if you wanted to borrow it.
744
00:48:42,798 --> 00:48:44,383
Stop it.
745
00:48:46,718 --> 00:48:49,930
- What the hell was that?
- I don't know. Call 911.
746
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,185
- No 911.
- Don't call the police.
747
00:48:55,269 --> 00:48:59,148
- My God, it's the painting kids.
- I'm still calling the cops.
748
00:48:59,231 --> 00:49:01,191
Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right.
749
00:49:01,275 --> 00:49:04,528
- Look. Stifler did break in here.
- You dick!
750
00:49:04,611 --> 00:49:07,197
But we just followed
him in to get him out.
751
00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:11,493
I just wanted proof that you
chicks are really lesbians.
752
00:49:16,206 --> 00:49:19,168
You wanna mess with 'em?
753
00:49:19,251 --> 00:49:21,170
Yeah, it'll be fun.
754
00:49:21,253 --> 00:49:23,380
Let's do it.
755
00:49:24,423 --> 00:49:26,842
You guys like that?
756
00:49:34,766 --> 00:49:37,519
Ozzy, stand by for confirmation.
757
00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:41,773
That's a big 10-4 on the confirmation.
758
00:49:43,901 --> 00:49:46,945
Sounds like your little
friends outside wanna play too.
759
00:49:50,407 --> 00:49:52,326
You won't be needing this.
760
00:49:54,161 --> 00:49:56,121
Who wants me to touch Amber?
761
00:49:57,331 --> 00:49:58,874
I do, I do.
762
00:49:58,957 --> 00:50:01,585
- Who the hell is that?
- Who's this?
763
00:50:01,668 --> 00:50:05,172
This is John... Smith.
764
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:09,384
I'm turning off my radio now.
765
00:50:09,468 --> 00:50:13,722
Okay. Where should I touch Amber?
766
00:50:13,805 --> 00:50:16,183
Ass, baby. Feel that ass!
767
00:50:21,146 --> 00:50:22,105
That's nice.
768
00:50:25,818 --> 00:50:29,154
I know. You feel his ass first.
769
00:50:30,531 --> 00:50:31,448
Excuse me?
770
00:50:31,532 --> 00:50:34,368
Yeah, I like that. That's good.
771
00:50:34,451 --> 00:50:37,704
I got some painting I should...
772
00:50:37,788 --> 00:50:40,666
Jim, hold on. I can handle it.
773
00:50:40,749 --> 00:50:43,043
- What?
- I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
774
00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:45,587
And I would love to see that show.
775
00:50:45,671 --> 00:50:47,840
Bravo!
776
00:50:51,301 --> 00:50:54,096
One finger on the cheek.
777
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:56,265
We want...
778
00:50:56,348 --> 00:50:59,059
palm grasping.
779
00:51:00,143 --> 00:51:02,146
That's too much. No, no, no.
780
00:51:02,229 --> 00:51:04,273
You don't touch, we don't touch.
781
00:51:04,356 --> 00:51:07,818
- Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it.
- Come on, boys.
782
00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:11,530
- Jesus Christ.
- Oh, shit.
783
00:51:13,949 --> 00:51:15,951
I'm touching his ass.
I'm touching his ass.
784
00:51:17,536 --> 00:51:19,580
Red Leader, what's your position?
785
00:51:19,663 --> 00:51:22,583
I'm touching his ass.
I'm touching his ass.
786
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:23,584
Mommy!
787
00:51:24,835 --> 00:51:25,961
You can go.
788
00:51:26,044 --> 00:51:27,963
That really wasn't bad.
789
00:51:28,046 --> 00:51:30,549
- I wanna go home.
- That's too bad.
790
00:51:32,384 --> 00:51:35,262
Never mind. I'm staying.
791
00:51:35,345 --> 00:51:37,806
Danielle is feeling my breasts.
792
00:51:40,392 --> 00:51:42,352
No way, dude!
793
00:51:42,436 --> 00:51:44,146
Her breasts are so luscious.
794
00:51:44,229 --> 00:51:46,732
What a wonderful Christmas
gift you bought the boys.
795
00:51:46,815 --> 00:51:49,276
My nipples are so hard.
796
00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:52,112
I think I can fix these.
797
00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:00,245
Sweet Jesus.
798
00:52:02,372 --> 00:52:03,457
Your turn.
799
00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:06,126
Oh, yeah!
800
00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:07,753
No, no, no.
801
00:52:09,922 --> 00:52:10,964
Him.
802
00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:16,512
Kiss.
803
00:52:16,595 --> 00:52:19,014
Dude, no.
804
00:52:19,097 --> 00:52:22,518
- Wait. What?
- You want more?
805
00:52:22,601 --> 00:52:25,103
We want more. Go get him, tiger.
806
00:52:25,187 --> 00:52:27,981
- You're gonna love it.
- Do it for us.
807
00:52:31,109 --> 00:52:33,153
Okay, dude.
808
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,241
One, two...
809
00:52:38,617 --> 00:52:40,536
three.
810
00:52:42,037 --> 00:52:43,705
- That doesn't even count.
- That totally counted.
811
00:52:43,789 --> 00:52:46,291
- That's how you kiss your mother.
- Don't you say anything!
812
00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:49,545
Make it real. You do that...
813
00:52:49,628 --> 00:52:51,880
we'll do anything you want.
814
00:52:51,964 --> 00:52:53,340
Anything?
815
00:52:53,423 --> 00:52:54,842
Anything.
816
00:52:58,011 --> 00:53:00,806
- You better like it.
- Promise.
817
00:53:00,889 --> 00:53:02,808
I wouldn't lie.
818
00:53:09,690 --> 00:53:12,276
That is what I'm talking about.
819
00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:15,237
Kev, you can look.
820
00:53:19,241 --> 00:53:21,118
That's it.
821
00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:22,995
Where's your tongue?
822
00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:30,127
Good boys.
823
00:53:30,210 --> 00:53:33,005
- Very good.
- Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser.
824
00:53:33,088 --> 00:53:35,048
What? I wasn't trying!
825
00:53:35,132 --> 00:53:37,009
That's not fair!
826
00:53:37,092 --> 00:53:39,094
I wasn't trying there!
827
00:53:39,178 --> 00:53:40,888
No judgment.
828
00:53:41,847 --> 00:53:43,765
Wait a second. You were trying?
829
00:53:43,849 --> 00:53:46,310
- Fuck no!
- You were trying!
830
00:53:47,644 --> 00:53:51,231
- I kissed Jim!
- Silence!
831
00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:53,442
- Ladies.
- Yes?
832
00:53:53,525 --> 00:53:55,611
As you were.
833
00:53:57,404 --> 00:53:59,364
- Here we go.
- Let's do it.
834
00:54:13,712 --> 00:54:17,174
Them girls sound like the two
transvestites we picked up in Biloxi.
835
00:54:17,257 --> 00:54:19,801
- Honey, come on. Food's ready.
- I'm not hungry!
836
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,105
I can't believe this. Okay, just do it.
837
00:54:34,983 --> 00:54:37,694
- Oh, God.
- It was worth it.
838
00:54:37,778 --> 00:54:39,238
Hello.
839
00:54:56,004 --> 00:54:58,632
Okay, I think that's enough now.
840
00:54:58,715 --> 00:55:02,219
- I want more.
- Hell, yeah. I want more too, baby.
841
00:55:04,096 --> 00:55:08,267
We're gonna get more physical
as soon as we get some...
842
00:55:09,685 --> 00:55:12,104
- Hand jobs.
- Okay!
843
00:55:13,981 --> 00:55:15,315
Hand jobs.
844
00:55:17,234 --> 00:55:20,529
You do him. We love to watch.
845
00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:22,865
I'm sorry?
846
00:55:22,948 --> 00:55:25,117
- You go.
- We go.
847
00:55:29,913 --> 00:55:31,832
Don't be a wimp.
848
00:55:35,127 --> 00:55:37,588
Okay. It's okay.
849
00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:39,548
I know what I have to do.
850
00:55:40,257 --> 00:55:42,634
I need to keep this party goin'.
851
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,971
I'm takin' one for the team.
852
00:55:47,055 --> 00:55:48,473
Mother of God!
853
00:55:48,557 --> 00:55:50,142
Come on, you pussies! We had 'em!
854
00:55:50,225 --> 00:55:52,895
- I am not touching that.
- Put that thing away, Stifler.
855
00:55:52,978 --> 00:55:56,231
Why can't you guys be team players, huh?
856
00:55:56,315 --> 00:55:58,233
I was the one doin'
all the sacrificing'.
857
00:56:02,654 --> 00:56:06,325
And now for our devoted
listeners, back to the show.
858
00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:10,662
Let me try that dildo.
859
00:56:13,207 --> 00:56:14,958
Now, wait just a minute.
860
00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:17,961
Stifler wanted to
give you two hand jobs?
861
00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:21,882
No. Stifler wanted one from us.
862
00:56:21,965 --> 00:56:23,884
What? Bullshit.
863
00:56:23,967 --> 00:56:25,761
He did. And it was horrible.
864
00:56:25,844 --> 00:56:27,554
Very horrible.
865
00:56:27,638 --> 00:56:30,098
You guys, you wanna play some "asshole"?
866
00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:32,851
Just watching the game, Kev.
867
00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:35,020
I just wanna do something together.
868
00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:39,399
We just did something
together. Very together.
869
00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:42,444
Ho, ho, ho. Stifler Claus is here.
870
00:56:42,528 --> 00:56:45,405
Now, just so there's no confusion...
871
00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:48,909
Santa Porn has just brought us
some heterosexual entertainment.
872
00:56:50,619 --> 00:56:51,537
Here you go.
873
00:56:52,704 --> 00:56:54,540
All right. Here.
874
00:56:54,623 --> 00:56:57,376
And the Stifmeister's provided
us some complimentary lubricant.
875
00:56:57,459 --> 00:56:59,419
Whack away, Jim.
876
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:01,296
Does this stuff really
make a difference?
877
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:04,174
- Oh, yeah!
- Really?
878
00:57:09,888 --> 00:57:12,307
Stifmeister's palace of love...
879
00:57:12,391 --> 00:57:13,976
straight love.
880
00:57:15,144 --> 00:57:18,021
Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine.
881
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:19,815
- How about you?
- That's Stifler's mom.
882
00:57:19,898 --> 00:57:21,316
Silence.
883
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,402
I didn't really think you were
gonna be in Michigan this summer.
884
00:57:23,485 --> 00:57:25,487
Yeah, you're more than
welcome to be here.
885
00:57:25,571 --> 00:57:28,991
Okay, stop by in a couple of
weeks. We're having a big party.
886
00:57:29,074 --> 00:57:30,701
Okay, bye.
887
00:57:30,784 --> 00:57:32,161
Stifler, was that...
888
00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:37,291
She's coming.
889
00:57:42,004 --> 00:57:44,089
Stifler's mom is coming here.
890
00:57:47,176 --> 00:57:49,219
Efforts must be doubled.
891
00:57:50,596 --> 00:57:52,598
"Efforts must be doubled. "
892
00:57:54,975 --> 00:57:56,310
Absolutely.
893
00:58:03,775 --> 00:58:05,694
Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet?
894
00:58:05,777 --> 00:58:08,280
- I think I shoved it in your box.
- Thanks.
895
00:58:08,363 --> 00:58:12,409
Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man.
896
00:58:16,246 --> 00:58:18,248
Jim, what are you doing here?
897
00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:20,792
Well, I thought you had said...
898
00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:23,795
You can't just stand out here.
899
00:58:23,879 --> 00:58:27,758
Look, I need your help.
900
00:58:27,841 --> 00:58:31,970
Nadia's coming back and I don't...
901
00:58:32,054 --> 00:58:34,139
I don't wanna be this awkward...
902
00:58:34,223 --> 00:58:37,309
bumbling, nervous guy with her.
903
00:58:37,392 --> 00:58:38,977
I don't wanna seem like a dork.
904
00:58:39,061 --> 00:58:41,271
Well, I know that feeling.
905
00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:43,482
Spend your life playing in the band...
906
00:58:43,565 --> 00:58:47,611
it doesn't exactly give you
the ultra-cool hipster image.
907
00:58:47,694 --> 00:58:51,365
- I think you're pretty cool.
- Seriously?
908
00:58:55,744 --> 00:58:59,122
Michele, why did you
ditch me after prom?
909
00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:03,210
I didn't ditch you. I just...
910
00:59:03,293 --> 00:59:04,753
Our date was over.
911
00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:07,881
I mean, did you want some...
912
00:59:07,965 --> 00:59:10,551
funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?
913
00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:15,973
It's not like I wanted you to pretend
you were in love with me or something.
914
00:59:16,056 --> 00:59:17,933
Why would I pretend that?
915
00:59:18,016 --> 00:59:19,726
Guys do that.
916
00:59:21,061 --> 00:59:24,690
Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys.
917
00:59:25,732 --> 00:59:27,442
I know.
918
00:59:27,526 --> 00:59:30,654
Okay, I'm gonna help you.
919
00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:32,656
Really?
920
00:59:32,739 --> 00:59:35,450
Yeah, I feel bad for
saying that you sucked...
921
00:59:35,534 --> 00:59:38,579
even though you kind of did.
922
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,252
Let's just get started.
923
00:59:46,336 --> 00:59:48,839
- Now, I'm a hot girl.
- Right.
924
00:59:48,922 --> 00:59:51,842
- Okay, what do you wanna do?
- I wanna feel your boobs.
925
00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:53,969
No, you dingbat.
926
00:59:54,052 --> 00:59:56,430
You don't just go groping away.
927
00:59:56,972 --> 01:00:00,184
You gotta preheat the oven
before you stick in the turkey.
928
01:00:03,729 --> 01:00:05,272
Kiss me, here.
929
01:00:11,487 --> 01:00:13,530
Good. Okay, now...
930
01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:15,157
the collarbone... kiss.
931
01:00:19,912 --> 01:00:22,498
Good, Jim.
932
01:00:22,581 --> 01:00:24,082
You're making me wet.
933
01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:25,542
Holy shit. Really?
934
01:00:25,626 --> 01:00:27,794
No, I was just saying
that so you could practice.
935
01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:31,131
Of course.
936
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:56,281
Does direction matter, like
clockwise, counter clockwise?
937
01:00:56,365 --> 01:00:58,826
Okay, Jim, this is
what I'm talking about.
938
01:00:58,909 --> 01:01:03,205
Your main problem is you're so uptight.
939
01:01:04,414 --> 01:01:07,876
Do I seem uptight about
my sexual stuff? No.
940
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,171
The biggest pointer
I could give you is...
941
01:01:11,255 --> 01:01:15,801
you have to feel
comfortable in any situation.
942
01:01:15,884 --> 01:01:17,261
Stand up.
943
01:01:18,178 --> 01:01:19,096
Stand up.
944
01:01:20,472 --> 01:01:24,184
- Now, this is a fucked-up situation.
- What happened to preheating?
945
01:01:24,268 --> 01:01:26,895
- We're skipping a few chapters.
- Oh, okay.
946
01:01:26,979 --> 01:01:30,732
This is good. This is good. Obviously.
947
01:01:32,234 --> 01:01:35,612
- Gilligan's island, Mr Howell.
- What?
948
01:01:35,696 --> 01:01:39,575
You've got to control yourself
and think of something nonsexual.
949
01:01:39,658 --> 01:01:43,203
I haven't even touched you yet, and
you're turning into the Sears Tower.
950
01:01:43,287 --> 01:01:46,165
I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual.
951
01:01:46,248 --> 01:01:48,876
Right, right. Okay.
952
01:01:48,959 --> 01:01:51,795
- Chairs.
- Good.
953
01:01:54,631 --> 01:01:55,799
Mastodons.
954
01:01:58,468 --> 01:02:00,721
Cleaning my bathroom.
955
01:02:01,889 --> 01:02:03,932
Dung beetles.
956
01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:06,518
Okay. Now, don't freak out.
957
01:02:06,602 --> 01:02:09,646
I'm gonna do something
to push your threshold.
958
01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:11,565
Oh, that's cold! What are you doing?
959
01:02:12,232 --> 01:02:15,360
I just shoved a trumpet in your
ass. Aren't instruments fun?
960
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,906
Okay, I think you've
just crossed my threshold.
961
01:02:28,582 --> 01:02:32,336
Call me in two weeks. I'll be
home then. We can finish lessons.
962
01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:40,928
Pointer... less tongue.
963
01:02:59,571 --> 01:03:02,741
- What is it? A guest book?
- Yeah, and look at this entry.
964
01:03:02,825 --> 01:03:05,536
"Best thing was the
blow-out at Tom Myers' place.
965
01:03:05,619 --> 01:03:08,038
- There he is.
- A night not soon to be forgotten.
966
01:03:08,121 --> 01:03:10,749
August '93." It's your
brother, man. Look.
967
01:03:10,833 --> 01:03:12,709
Yeah, his cottage was
right down on the beach.
968
01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:16,380
Guys, this is what our party's gotta be.
969
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:19,216
- Something we'll always remember.
- Yes, definitely.
970
01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:20,884
Absolutely.
971
01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:25,138
- You go fish.
- Finch, we're playing gin.
972
01:03:29,143 --> 01:03:30,144
Gin.
973
01:04:21,653 --> 01:04:23,071
What the fuck?
974
01:05:02,778 --> 01:05:03,737
"Dear Jim.
975
01:05:05,823 --> 01:05:09,576
Chicago is beautiful, but it
would be better if you were here.
976
01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:12,538
I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia. "
977
01:05:15,457 --> 01:05:17,960
Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.
978
01:05:46,071 --> 01:05:49,616
- Have you been dirty?
- Oh, yes, baby. I've been dirty.
979
01:05:51,702 --> 01:05:53,620
Do you want me to clean you?
980
01:05:53,704 --> 01:05:57,416
"Apply a few drops to
achieve desired lubrication. "
981
01:05:57,499 --> 01:05:59,209
All right.
982
01:06:03,338 --> 01:06:06,884
I that a loofah, or are
you just glad to see me?
983
01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:08,886
What the hell.
984
01:06:27,696 --> 01:06:29,490
Shit.
985
01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:35,996
God!
986
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:38,165
I been missin' out.
987
01:06:56,517 --> 01:06:58,352
Oh, shit!
988
01:07:04,483 --> 01:07:05,651
Shit!
989
01:07:11,865 --> 01:07:14,618
- Everybody okay?
- I'm fine.
990
01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:16,411
I'm fine. Everything's fine.
991
01:07:16,495 --> 01:07:19,289
Shut the fuck up or I'll break
down this door and pummel your ass!
992
01:07:19,373 --> 01:07:23,210
No, don't come in here. I'm
fine. I just fell out of the bed.
993
01:07:23,293 --> 01:07:25,212
- You sure?
- Okay, good night, then.
994
01:07:25,295 --> 01:07:27,256
- 'Night.
- We'll see you in the morning.
995
01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:42,604
Oh, shit!
996
01:08:07,796 --> 01:08:09,965
- Poison control.
- Hello?
997
01:08:14,595 --> 01:08:16,805
Yeah, I kind of...
998
01:08:16,889 --> 01:08:18,724
Super Glued myself...
999
01:08:18,807 --> 01:08:21,602
to myself.
1000
01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,854
No, no!
1001
01:08:24,646 --> 01:08:26,607
Don't send an ambulance.
1002
01:08:26,690 --> 01:08:30,777
Look, is there anything,
you know, around the house?
1003
01:08:34,490 --> 01:08:36,366
Paint thinner.
1004
01:09:32,506 --> 01:09:33,799
Shit.
1005
01:09:40,347 --> 01:09:43,142
Don't move! Stay where you are!
1006
01:09:43,225 --> 01:09:45,686
Hands where we can see 'em!
1007
01:09:45,769 --> 01:09:48,355
Both hands! Get the other
hand up, God damn it!
1008
01:09:49,898 --> 01:09:52,317
I can't! I can't! I'm glued!
1009
01:09:52,401 --> 01:09:54,361
I'm glued!
1010
01:09:54,945 --> 01:09:56,446
Sorry.
1011
01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:59,449
Relax your hands.
1012
01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:02,452
I'll take it from here, okay?
1013
01:10:02,536 --> 01:10:04,496
Don't worry, Jimbo. You're
gonna be fine, buddy.
1014
01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:07,207
Jim, this happens to the best of us.
1015
01:10:12,296 --> 01:10:15,132
Left foot first. Easy does it. Good.
1016
01:10:15,215 --> 01:10:18,886
- Watch your head.
- All right. Take a seat.
1017
01:10:20,846 --> 01:10:23,223
Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member?
1018
01:10:23,307 --> 01:10:25,851
Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss!
1019
01:10:25,934 --> 01:10:28,812
Okay, sir, you're just gonna
have to wait here. All right?
1020
01:10:36,111 --> 01:10:38,280
This summer's turned out to be great.
1021
01:10:53,378 --> 01:10:57,257
Mucilage is dangerous territory...
1022
01:10:57,341 --> 01:11:01,929
and I would think any
adhesive product...
1023
01:11:02,012 --> 01:11:04,973
would have a warning right on the tube.
1024
01:11:06,141 --> 01:11:10,229
I thought it was a lubricant.
1025
01:11:10,312 --> 01:11:12,981
I was trying to use lubricant.
1026
01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:22,783
Son, couldn't you have left
that disgusting thing at home?
1027
01:11:24,243 --> 01:11:26,203
Excuse me?
1028
01:11:26,286 --> 01:11:29,498
Well, that kind of
material is offensive to me.
1029
01:11:29,581 --> 01:11:33,001
Oh, well, we're sorry.
1030
01:11:34,169 --> 01:11:37,130
But, you see, my son
couldn't leave it at home...
1031
01:11:37,214 --> 01:11:40,467
because he's having a bit
of a medical emergency.
1032
01:11:40,551 --> 01:11:41,468
Thanks, Dad.
1033
01:11:41,552 --> 01:11:44,888
Your opinion of his taste in
video rentals, I'm afraid...
1034
01:11:44,972 --> 01:11:46,974
is not a priority, lady.
1035
01:11:48,559 --> 01:11:51,228
It's at the bottom of the totem pole.
1036
01:11:53,856 --> 01:11:55,774
Thank you. Okay?
1037
01:11:55,858 --> 01:11:57,818
My son...
1038
01:11:57,901 --> 01:11:59,903
is sitting here right now...
1039
01:11:59,987 --> 01:12:02,698
with his hand glued to his penis!
1040
01:12:04,158 --> 01:12:06,368
But that doesn't mean
anything to you, does it?
1041
01:12:06,451 --> 01:12:08,745
Because you don't have a penis!
1042
01:12:08,829 --> 01:12:10,747
- Or maybe you do!
- Dad!
1043
01:12:10,831 --> 01:12:13,250
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1044
01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:17,588
You know, it just bugs me when
people speak before they think.
1045
01:12:18,630 --> 01:12:21,175
You know, they speak.
1046
01:12:26,930 --> 01:12:29,183
- How you doin', son?
- I've been better.
1047
01:12:32,478 --> 01:12:35,063
Boy, that doesn't look too bad, Jim.
1048
01:12:35,147 --> 01:12:37,274
Good job, Doctor.
1049
01:12:37,357 --> 01:12:40,569
The swelling should subside
in about eight or nine days.
1050
01:12:40,652 --> 01:12:42,279
Eight or nine...
1051
01:12:43,780 --> 01:12:46,617
Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming.
1052
01:12:50,621 --> 01:12:54,291
Doctor, my son has a
party in seven days...
1053
01:12:54,374 --> 01:12:56,418
and there's a young lady coming...
1054
01:12:56,502 --> 01:12:58,670
that he's been waiting to...
1055
01:13:00,506 --> 01:13:02,799
he's been waiting to get with.
1056
01:13:02,883 --> 01:13:06,345
I'd tell your son to keep his
pants on during that party.
1057
01:13:06,428 --> 01:13:10,307
Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be
doing that. It goes without saying.
1058
01:13:10,390 --> 01:13:12,976
But if his pants...
1059
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:15,229
decide to come off during the party...
1060
01:13:15,312 --> 01:13:18,398
could he have full use of his...
1061
01:13:21,068 --> 01:13:22,152
penis?
1062
01:13:22,236 --> 01:13:23,821
Okay.
1063
01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:28,742
This should shave a couple of days off.
1064
01:13:28,826 --> 01:13:31,453
Oh, good.
1065
01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:33,580
Thank you, Doctor.
1066
01:13:33,664 --> 01:13:36,041
Jim...
1067
01:13:36,124 --> 01:13:38,919
that's good news.
1068
01:13:39,002 --> 01:13:42,589
This has been a good-news
day, son. Here. Put this on.
1069
01:13:42,673 --> 01:13:44,216
Little chilly out there.
1070
01:13:46,635 --> 01:13:48,720
Well, here we are.
1071
01:13:49,471 --> 01:13:51,515
You know, Jim...
1072
01:13:51,598 --> 01:13:55,310
I think we should keep your mother in
the dark about the incident tonight.
1073
01:13:55,394 --> 01:13:58,772
I think the whole glue thing
might get her a little queasy.
1074
01:13:58,856 --> 01:14:02,401
I don't know how I get
myself into these things.
1075
01:14:06,530 --> 01:14:08,198
But thanks for understanding.
1076
01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:10,909
You've been really cool.
1077
01:14:10,993 --> 01:14:13,036
I mean, between this and...
1078
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,872
you know...
1079
01:14:16,957 --> 01:14:21,003
You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo...
1080
01:14:21,086 --> 01:14:24,214
or Jimbodinny to these
guys in here, but...
1081
01:14:24,298 --> 01:14:26,967
I want you to know
there are two people...
1082
01:14:27,050 --> 01:14:30,512
who still remember where James
Emanuel Levenstein came from.
1083
01:14:32,389 --> 01:14:35,559
We're awful proud of you, son.
1084
01:14:35,642 --> 01:14:37,478
Thanks, Dad.
1085
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:40,105
Don't forget your penis cream.
1086
01:15:00,584 --> 01:15:02,711
That was it.
1087
01:15:02,794 --> 01:15:06,715
Right there. That was
a pure tantric moment.
1088
01:15:06,798 --> 01:15:10,677
The fiicus, the water...
it was all erotic.
1089
01:15:10,761 --> 01:15:15,557
One more stimulant, I
would have had full release.
1090
01:15:15,641 --> 01:15:19,812
Finch, stay the fuck
away from that fiicus.
1091
01:15:19,895 --> 01:15:21,563
That's a jizz-free fiicus.
1092
01:15:23,899 --> 01:15:28,070
There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's
the twig and giggleberries, man?
1093
01:15:28,153 --> 01:15:31,532
Oh, very colorful. My dick
looks like a paint-by-numbers.
1094
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:36,537
You're the only guy I know whose
dick needs an instruction manual.
1095
01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:43,627
Casa de Stifler.
1096
01:15:48,006 --> 01:15:50,843
You're here now? No, that's cool.
1097
01:15:50,926 --> 01:15:53,554
You know, if you want to
hang out with these guys.
1098
01:15:53,637 --> 01:15:55,889
Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
1099
01:15:58,976 --> 01:16:01,895
- Hey, Stifler, was that...
- Eat shit, Shitbreak.
1100
01:16:05,399 --> 01:16:06,400
She's here.
1101
01:16:08,777 --> 01:16:11,446
My lady has arrived.
1102
01:16:13,824 --> 01:16:16,535
- I gotta prepare.
- Here we go.
1103
01:16:16,618 --> 01:16:19,788
- Great. Stifler's mom is here?
- This could be a disaster.
1104
01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:25,669
Not unless Stifler's mom drives a moped.
1105
01:16:25,752 --> 01:16:26,795
Moped?
1106
01:16:30,340 --> 01:16:33,844
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers.
How you doin', boys?
1107
01:16:33,927 --> 01:16:37,306
- That's Stifler's little brother.
- What are you doing here?
1108
01:16:37,389 --> 01:16:39,892
Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy.
1109
01:16:39,975 --> 01:16:41,768
Take a number.
1110
01:16:41,852 --> 01:16:45,397
Gentlemen, why all the noise?
Everybody knows this is my special day.
1111
01:16:45,481 --> 01:16:48,150
- What is that?
- Is that a fuckin' dress?
1112
01:16:48,233 --> 01:16:52,863
- Are you wearing a dress?
- Shitbreak, meet my little brother.
1113
01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:54,698
Little brother, meet Shitbreak.
1114
01:16:55,908 --> 01:16:58,118
- That's your brother?
- Yes.
1115
01:17:00,954 --> 01:17:02,623
My lady's not coming.
1116
01:17:04,541 --> 01:17:09,546
So my entire stockpile is wasted...
1117
01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:11,965
and I look ridiculous!
1118
01:17:13,467 --> 01:17:15,052
Excuse me.
1119
01:17:20,474 --> 01:17:22,851
- That didn't look too good.
- No.
1120
01:17:22,935 --> 01:17:27,940
- Let's go find your room.
- So, where are the fuckin' females?
1121
01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:33,320
I can't believe I finally got you alone.
1122
01:17:33,403 --> 01:17:35,489
That only took, what, six weeks?
1123
01:17:36,657 --> 01:17:39,326
So, are you alone too?
1124
01:17:39,409 --> 01:17:41,912
- Yep.
- Good.
1125
01:17:41,995 --> 01:17:45,666
I'm all alone.
1126
01:17:45,749 --> 01:17:48,544
Guess what I had in mind?
1127
01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:54,258
Hey, Marco, can you
get your balls off me?
1128
01:17:55,384 --> 01:17:59,179
- What the hell's going on over there?
- Nothing.
1129
01:17:59,346 --> 01:18:01,515
It's just my flatmates.
1130
01:18:01,598 --> 01:18:03,433
I guess this is kind
of a lost cause, huh?
1131
01:18:03,517 --> 01:18:05,602
- Yeah, I guess so.
- See ya this weekend?
1132
01:18:05,686 --> 01:18:07,771
- I can't wait.
- I can't wait either.
1133
01:18:07,855 --> 01:18:09,022
Bye-bye.
1134
01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:16,697
- Surprise!
- Holy... Nadia!
1135
01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:20,200
You're here? You're here.
What are you doing here?
1136
01:18:20,284 --> 01:18:22,244
Jim, I got so tired of sightseeing.
1137
01:18:22,327 --> 01:18:24,663
But you're... you're early.
1138
01:18:24,746 --> 01:18:28,500
Okay. Nice to know you.
1139
01:18:28,584 --> 01:18:31,211
- I will leave.
- No!
1140
01:18:31,295 --> 01:18:34,756
No. Don't... Don't leave.
1141
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,884
Don't leave. No leaving.
1142
01:18:40,429 --> 01:18:44,266
It's just, I'm not gonna be ready...
1143
01:18:44,349 --> 01:18:48,437
I mean, the party won't
be ready until Saturday.
1144
01:18:50,022 --> 01:18:52,483
I can stay here until then?
1145
01:18:52,566 --> 01:18:54,151
Yeah.
1146
01:18:55,319 --> 01:18:57,488
I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay?
1147
01:18:57,571 --> 01:19:00,157
- Okay.
- Nadia...
1148
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:03,744
who's in my room. Now. Holy shit.
1149
01:19:05,078 --> 01:19:07,122
All right, I've got a plan.
1150
01:19:07,206 --> 01:19:09,791
Okay. How about I come back with you...
1151
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:11,502
and you say...
1152
01:19:11,585 --> 01:19:13,837
"Hello, this is
Michele, my girlfriend. "
1153
01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:17,466
And obviously, Nadia won't
expect you to hop in the sack.
1154
01:19:17,549 --> 01:19:21,136
And then we break up
the day of the party.
1155
01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:23,263
And you're all healed
and back on the market.
1156
01:19:24,681 --> 01:19:27,226
- You're evil.
- No way!
1157
01:19:27,309 --> 01:19:29,436
I'm like Cupid.
1158
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:32,022
And I know how to make a girl jealous.
1159
01:19:32,105 --> 01:19:33,899
This is gonna be fun.
1160
01:19:34,191 --> 01:19:35,984
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner...
1161
01:19:36,068 --> 01:19:38,487
but we just started seeing
each other a few weeks ago.
1162
01:19:41,448 --> 01:19:44,701
But I'd really love
it if you stayed here.
1163
01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:47,621
I think you should stay
and have fun at the party.
1164
01:19:47,704 --> 01:19:51,291
Good for you, Jim.
Of course I will stay.
1165
01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:54,336
That's great... That's my nipples!
1166
01:19:54,419 --> 01:19:57,214
She just loves my nipples.
1167
01:21:31,308 --> 01:21:32,643
- Oh, my God.
- You still broken?
1168
01:21:33,519 --> 01:21:34,686
No.
1169
01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:36,814
I'm fine.
1170
01:21:36,897 --> 01:21:40,150
I might have to actually
go through with this.
1171
01:21:43,237 --> 01:21:45,989
What's the big deal with Nadia, anyway?
1172
01:21:46,073 --> 01:21:47,908
I mean, okay...
1173
01:21:47,991 --> 01:21:51,703
so she's 50,000 times
hotter than most girls...
1174
01:21:51,787 --> 01:21:54,206
but come on, it's just sex.
1175
01:21:54,998 --> 01:21:56,166
Oh, no.
1176
01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,544
You saw the thing on the Internet.
1177
01:21:58,627 --> 01:22:00,879
Did it look like I might have had...
1178
01:22:00,963 --> 01:22:03,632
a slight interest in Nadia then?
1179
01:22:05,384 --> 01:22:07,302
Add another year to that.
1180
01:22:07,386 --> 01:22:09,555
Okay.
1181
01:22:09,638 --> 01:22:13,183
Hey, why don't you bring
Nadia to the concert first?
1182
01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:15,102
It'll be a cool date.
1183
01:22:16,103 --> 01:22:18,021
We'll see how things go.
1184
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:26,905
Michele, you have been great.
1185
01:22:26,989 --> 01:22:28,699
Thank you.
1186
01:22:28,782 --> 01:22:30,409
Anytime.
1187
01:22:37,499 --> 01:22:39,293
Come on.
1188
01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:44,548
You ready to break up?
1189
01:22:44,631 --> 01:22:46,967
You big, stupid dummy!
1190
01:22:47,050 --> 01:22:49,344
Theater is so cool!
1191
01:22:49,428 --> 01:22:52,806
I don't care if you are the best
lay I've ever had in my life.
1192
01:22:52,890 --> 01:22:56,018
- I hate your guts anyway.
- Don't say that.
1193
01:22:56,101 --> 01:23:01,190
And I don't care if you did
give me ten orgasms in a row...
1194
01:23:01,273 --> 01:23:03,233
because you smell really bad.
1195
01:23:05,861 --> 01:23:07,613
I smell really bad!
1196
01:23:07,696 --> 01:23:11,241
Because we've been
having so much sex, and...
1197
01:23:11,325 --> 01:23:14,828
and I haven't showered,
and I wanna shower!
1198
01:23:16,413 --> 01:23:20,334
So, don't you go being all
super sexy guy any more...
1199
01:23:20,417 --> 01:23:22,836
because I am now impervious...
1200
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:26,673
to your unrelenting
machismo and sexual ardor.
1201
01:23:27,591 --> 01:23:30,844
And that includes fucking
me in the ass! So there!
1202
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:40,646
We had something special.
1203
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:24,398
Vicki. Hey.
1204
01:24:24,481 --> 01:24:27,860
I'm so glad you came. You
want something to drink or...
1205
01:24:27,943 --> 01:24:29,778
Can I help you?
1206
01:24:31,196 --> 01:24:32,447
- Kevin.
- What?
1207
01:24:32,531 --> 01:24:33,907
That's my date.
1208
01:24:49,548 --> 01:24:51,758
You saved them all.
1209
01:24:51,842 --> 01:24:53,510
How sweet.
1210
01:24:54,595 --> 01:24:56,513
You don't think I'm a dork?
1211
01:24:59,349 --> 01:25:03,770
Whatever you are,
Jim, it is what I like.
1212
01:25:05,606 --> 01:25:07,608
Kevin left. Didn't look good.
1213
01:25:07,691 --> 01:25:09,776
Kevin left?
1214
01:25:10,611 --> 01:25:12,279
Just wandered down the beach.
1215
01:25:16,492 --> 01:25:18,410
You okay, Kev?
1216
01:25:21,663 --> 01:25:23,540
Wanna tell us what's up?
1217
01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:27,461
Wanna feel Finch's ass?
1218
01:25:31,006 --> 01:25:34,426
No, I went to say hi to Vicky...
1219
01:25:34,510 --> 01:25:37,304
and she was there with a date.
1220
01:25:37,387 --> 01:25:39,932
You hooked up with three girls
this year. You're doing fine.
1221
01:25:40,015 --> 01:25:41,975
Rule of three, Oz.
1222
01:25:48,106 --> 01:25:50,901
I guess I was living in the past...
wanting to party with you guys...
1223
01:25:50,984 --> 01:25:53,529
and be with Vicky,
just like high school.
1224
01:25:53,612 --> 01:25:56,114
You remember that day after prom?
1225
01:25:56,198 --> 01:25:58,992
You know, we made a
toast to the next step.
1226
01:26:00,285 --> 01:26:02,913
I guess I never took it.
1227
01:26:05,123 --> 01:26:08,502
My brother said that by the end of
the summer I'd see the big picture.
1228
01:26:08,585 --> 01:26:10,587
And I see it.
1229
01:26:10,671 --> 01:26:14,299
No matter what, times change
and things are different.
1230
01:26:14,383 --> 01:26:17,845
The problem is, I don't want them to be.
1231
01:26:17,928 --> 01:26:20,013
You know, Kevin, I
haven't moved on either.
1232
01:26:20,097 --> 01:26:22,182
I've been obsessed with the one woman...
1233
01:26:22,266 --> 01:26:24,476
I can't have a real future with...
1234
01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:28,605
other than a very kinky,
extremely warped one.
1235
01:26:30,023 --> 01:26:32,359
I got to find a new goddess.
1236
01:26:33,861 --> 01:26:37,239
It's gonna take patience, but
I've been celibate all summer.
1237
01:26:37,322 --> 01:26:41,410
- You kinda get used to it, though, huh?
- Are you insane?
1238
01:26:44,204 --> 01:26:48,375
Look, Kev, different does
not necessarily mean worse.
1239
01:26:48,458 --> 01:26:51,336
As a matter of fact, I think
things are just getting better.
1240
01:26:51,837 --> 01:26:54,631
Or am I gonna have to drag your ass
back to that party and prove it to you?
1241
01:26:55,883 --> 01:26:57,092
I'll walk.
1242
01:27:14,359 --> 01:27:17,488
You know, you have beautiful eyes.
1243
01:27:17,571 --> 01:27:21,658
- Oh, you're sweet.
- That's a really nice top.
1244
01:27:21,742 --> 01:27:25,162
- Oh. Thanks.
- You're welcome.
1245
01:27:25,245 --> 01:27:28,499
- Wanna fuck?
- Are you serious?
1246
01:27:28,582 --> 01:27:31,710
Come on, baby. Give
it to the Stifmeister.
1247
01:27:31,793 --> 01:27:34,671
- I think you better...
- Your loss.
1248
01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:37,841
Wow. You know, you have beautiful eyes.
1249
01:27:37,925 --> 01:27:41,512
Come here, dude. You're
making an ass out of yourself.
1250
01:27:41,595 --> 01:27:45,015
You're ruining my mojo. And
you're not the Stifmeister, okay?
1251
01:27:45,098 --> 01:27:47,476
It takes years to develop
true Stifmeister style.
1252
01:27:47,559 --> 01:27:50,854
Come on, man! I just
wanna see some boobs.
1253
01:27:50,938 --> 01:27:52,731
- Hey, Pop Tart.
- Dream on, midget.
1254
01:27:52,815 --> 01:27:56,276
Excuse him. Come here. Take
this. You're on cop watch.
1255
01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:59,238
Go out in the driveway.
See any cops, call me, okay?
1256
01:27:59,321 --> 01:28:01,114
All right.
1257
01:28:11,208 --> 01:28:15,170
Gentlemen, this appears to be a party.
1258
01:28:18,090 --> 01:28:21,552
Guys, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go look for Nadia.
1259
01:28:21,635 --> 01:28:23,470
Good luck.
1260
01:28:26,932 --> 01:28:29,059
So what was this year like for you?
1261
01:28:29,143 --> 01:28:31,395
Did you miss high school?
1262
01:28:31,478 --> 01:28:33,480
Well, no.
1263
01:28:33,564 --> 01:28:37,234
When you travel as much as I
do, you get used to moving on.
1264
01:28:38,569 --> 01:28:40,988
But I have great memories.
1265
01:28:44,533 --> 01:28:47,619
- Wow, can we go in there?
- The lighthouse?
1266
01:28:50,831 --> 01:28:52,666
Yes.
1267
01:28:52,749 --> 01:28:54,501
Yes, we can.
1268
01:28:54,585 --> 01:28:56,503
How romantic.
1269
01:28:59,089 --> 01:29:00,424
Jim, come on.
1270
01:29:17,357 --> 01:29:20,611
It's beautiful!
1271
01:29:20,694 --> 01:29:22,362
Cool!
1272
01:29:24,990 --> 01:29:29,369
Jim, I have told you my
memories from high school.
1273
01:29:29,453 --> 01:29:31,205
What are yours?
1274
01:29:36,877 --> 01:29:38,003
You.
1275
01:29:38,086 --> 01:29:40,380
You have not changed.
1276
01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:48,096
Jim, relax.
1277
01:29:48,180 --> 01:29:52,559
We are just, how do you
say, tooting our horns.
1278
01:29:53,685 --> 01:29:55,646
Actually, that is quite difficult.
1279
01:29:55,729 --> 01:29:56,939
What do you mean?
1280
01:29:57,815 --> 01:30:01,068
Well, this one time at band camp...
1281
01:30:06,490 --> 01:30:08,617
Holy shit!
1282
01:30:09,910 --> 01:30:12,079
What? Tell me.
1283
01:30:13,413 --> 01:30:16,917
Well, this one time at band camp...
1284
01:30:18,085 --> 01:30:20,170
I got stuck playing this trombone.
1285
01:30:20,254 --> 01:30:23,423
And I can't play anything
at all. So I totally sucked.
1286
01:30:23,507 --> 01:30:25,467
And everyone thought
I was this Petey guy...
1287
01:30:25,551 --> 01:30:28,220
but I didn't know what to think, so
I just kept playing and playing...
1288
01:30:28,303 --> 01:30:30,389
and I didn't know what I was doing.
1289
01:30:30,472 --> 01:30:32,266
It was so funny!
1290
01:30:33,767 --> 01:30:36,854
- I gotta go.
- What? Why?
1291
01:30:39,731 --> 01:30:41,650
Please don't take this the wrong way...
1292
01:30:41,733 --> 01:30:44,194
but you're...
1293
01:30:44,278 --> 01:30:47,364
you're everything that I used to want.
1294
01:30:47,447 --> 01:30:50,534
And as much as I may really...
1295
01:30:50,617 --> 01:30:54,329
really regret what I'm about to do...
1296
01:30:55,789 --> 01:30:57,708
there's somebody else I want to be with.
1297
01:30:57,791 --> 01:31:00,836
You want the band geek?
1298
01:31:00,919 --> 01:31:02,129
Nadia...
1299
01:31:03,172 --> 01:31:05,132
I am a band geek.
1300
01:31:06,508 --> 01:31:09,303
I just never joined the band.
1301
01:31:14,057 --> 01:31:15,976
You go get your geek.
1302
01:31:17,644 --> 01:31:19,480
Someday I will find mine.
1303
01:31:38,332 --> 01:31:41,627
Hey. Kevin Myers.
1304
01:31:41,710 --> 01:31:43,921
Hi. Sorry I was a dick before.
1305
01:31:44,004 --> 01:31:46,840
It's okay, man. My name's Brett.
1306
01:31:46,924 --> 01:31:49,760
- Can you give us a sec?
- Sure.
1307
01:31:51,178 --> 01:31:53,347
Look, you don't have to do this.
1308
01:31:53,430 --> 01:31:55,933
Maybe I was being selfish...
1309
01:31:56,016 --> 01:31:59,436
in wanting to be your friend.
1310
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:02,189
Maybe it's just not gonna work.
1311
01:32:02,272 --> 01:32:05,859
I would much rather have you as a friend
than not have you in my life at all.
1312
01:32:19,206 --> 01:32:21,166
Party on!
1313
01:32:26,713 --> 01:32:30,300
- From the lighthouse all the way...
- Hey, handsome.
1314
01:32:37,349 --> 01:32:38,934
What are you doing here?
1315
01:32:39,017 --> 01:32:41,395
I was gonna pick you up at
the airport in two hours.
1316
01:32:41,478 --> 01:32:43,772
I took an earlier flight, and
I thought I'd surprise you.
1317
01:32:43,856 --> 01:32:47,734
- Yeah, you did.
- Kinda weird without the phone, huh?
1318
01:32:47,818 --> 01:32:50,070
We'll get used to it.
1319
01:32:50,154 --> 01:32:53,490
Come on. I wanna hear all about
it. We'll grab you a drink.
1320
01:32:54,408 --> 01:32:57,119
Steve, this cop-watch
thing is horseshit.
1321
01:32:57,202 --> 01:32:58,662
Hello?
1322
01:33:00,455 --> 01:33:03,000
Man, this sucks.
1323
01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,918
Who is it out there?
1324
01:33:08,088 --> 01:33:10,757
It's the Stifmeister, baby.
1325
01:33:10,841 --> 01:33:12,468
Is that so?
1326
01:33:17,097 --> 01:33:19,475
Life's a bitch, isn't it?
1327
01:33:21,727 --> 01:33:25,022
It's all right. You don't
have to say anything.
1328
01:33:25,105 --> 01:33:27,524
I'm used to girls ignoring me.
1329
01:33:27,608 --> 01:33:29,526
Or making fun of me.
1330
01:33:29,610 --> 01:33:31,695
"Come on, Sherman. Be the Sherminator. "
1331
01:33:33,363 --> 01:33:36,408
Like the movie. How clever.
1332
01:33:36,492 --> 01:33:38,452
I get it, okay?
1333
01:33:40,204 --> 01:33:41,663
Maybe I am a geek.
1334
01:33:41,747 --> 01:33:44,291
Whatever.
1335
01:33:46,460 --> 01:33:49,463
Yes! Yes, you are!
1336
01:33:51,965 --> 01:33:53,550
All right.
1337
01:33:55,719 --> 01:33:59,431
I am the Sherminator.
1338
01:33:59,515 --> 01:34:03,018
A sophisticated sex robot
sent back through time...
1339
01:34:03,101 --> 01:34:05,646
to change the future for one lucky lady.
1340
01:34:06,605 --> 01:34:08,607
I am lucky lady?
1341
01:34:08,690 --> 01:34:10,692
That's right, Nadia.
1342
01:34:10,776 --> 01:34:13,445
You've been targeted for Shermination.
1343
01:34:13,529 --> 01:34:16,198
Come with me if you want to live.
1344
01:34:19,785 --> 01:34:20,536
Help!
1345
01:34:24,957 --> 01:34:27,334
- Fuck me, geek!
- Affirmative!
1346
01:34:27,417 --> 01:34:29,878
No fuckin' way!
1347
01:34:36,093 --> 01:34:39,304
- Forget it.
- Like you have a chance.
1348
01:34:54,611 --> 01:34:56,363
Cheers, bud.
1349
01:35:02,077 --> 01:35:05,038
Hey, Steve, look what I found.
1350
01:35:05,122 --> 01:35:07,624
- Dude, don't touch the shirt.
- Just look.
1351
01:35:10,627 --> 01:35:11,587
- Hi.
- Hey, there.
1352
01:35:12,045 --> 01:35:14,882
Brilliant. You found lesbians.
1353
01:35:16,341 --> 01:35:18,886
Good luck trying to break
through that force field.
1354
01:35:18,969 --> 01:35:22,306
- Lesbians?
- We never said that.
1355
01:35:28,353 --> 01:35:30,939
- What?
- We never said that.
1356
01:35:34,568 --> 01:35:36,278
Oh, man.
1357
01:35:37,362 --> 01:35:41,241
I will do anything... anything...
to sleep with you chicks.
1358
01:35:41,325 --> 01:35:45,787
Okay? I'll grab every
guy's ass in this room.
1359
01:35:45,871 --> 01:35:49,041
I'll caress it, even. I'll
shave some ass if they need it.
1360
01:35:49,124 --> 01:35:51,376
Oh, yeah. You heard me.
1361
01:35:51,460 --> 01:35:56,507
It's true. I'll kiss everybody
here. Dudes, chicks, everybody.
1362
01:35:56,590 --> 01:36:00,344
Because I am comfortable
with my sexuality.
1363
01:36:00,427 --> 01:36:01,762
Oh, yeah.
1364
01:36:03,806 --> 01:36:06,308
At least have a drink
with the Stifmeister.
1365
01:36:07,768 --> 01:36:09,686
- All right.
- That's fair.
1366
01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:13,106
All right.
1367
01:36:15,651 --> 01:36:17,986
You truly are a Stifmeister.
1368
01:36:18,070 --> 01:36:22,199
- Welcome back to the party.
- Steve, those are my lesbians.
1369
01:36:22,282 --> 01:36:25,118
- Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
- Like what?
1370
01:36:25,202 --> 01:36:27,538
One time at this party,
I was drinking champagne...
1371
01:36:30,666 --> 01:36:32,334
Thank you. Thank you.
1372
01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:35,796
Our next soloist will
be Michele Flaherty.
1373
01:37:04,658 --> 01:37:06,493
Petey?
1374
01:37:10,914 --> 01:37:13,167
This kid is killing me.
1375
01:37:15,544 --> 01:37:17,671
- You suck, retard.
- I'm not retarded.
1376
01:37:18,964 --> 01:37:21,049
I'm a very special boy.
1377
01:37:37,566 --> 01:37:39,610
How's this for a band camp story?
1378
01:37:50,871 --> 01:37:54,541
Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey!
1379
01:38:22,986 --> 01:38:25,280
That untalented bastard.
1380
01:39:06,822 --> 01:39:09,032
- Good for them.
- It's awesome.
1381
01:39:12,578 --> 01:39:15,164
- Wanna dance?
- Yeah.
1382
01:39:15,247 --> 01:39:18,125
We'll be back. Come on now, baby.
1383
01:40:02,377 --> 01:40:05,339
You know, there's only
one word for that party.
1384
01:40:05,631 --> 01:40:07,883
- Bitchin'.
- Out of control.
1385
01:40:09,551 --> 01:40:11,762
Am I gonna have a
hangover? 'Cause I want one.
1386
01:40:19,311 --> 01:40:20,521
Later.
1387
01:40:21,563 --> 01:40:23,232
- Good-bye.
- See ya.
1388
01:40:23,315 --> 01:40:26,360
- Let's go to our page.
- We have to write about this party.
1389
01:40:26,443 --> 01:40:29,321
This party was crazy! Look
at my date! He's passed out!
1390
01:40:29,404 --> 01:40:31,865
- You drank him under the table.
- He couldn't hack it.
1391
01:41:10,904 --> 01:41:14,199
- Best summer ever, huh, fellas?
- Absolutely.
1392
01:41:14,283 --> 01:41:18,412
- Sorry things didn't work out for you.
- You kiddin'? Things are great.
1393
01:41:18,787 --> 01:41:21,039
I have all the time in the world.
1394
01:41:21,123 --> 01:41:23,208
So, are we gonna do this every summer?
1395
01:41:23,292 --> 01:41:25,627
- Hell, yeah, we are.
- Of course we are, gentlemen.
1396
01:41:25,711 --> 01:41:27,296
Well, we're gonna try.
1397
01:41:38,682 --> 01:41:41,560
- That's a sweet car.
- It is sweet.
1398
01:41:47,524 --> 01:41:49,860
- Stifler's mom.
- Hey, Finchy.
1399
01:41:49,943 --> 01:41:51,904
How did you know I was here?
1400
01:41:51,987 --> 01:41:54,198
I called a couple of weeks ago.
1401
01:41:54,281 --> 01:41:56,742
Didn't Steven tell you that
I was gonna drop by sometime?
1402
01:41:56,825 --> 01:41:59,620
I guess it slipped his mind.
1403
01:42:01,371 --> 01:42:03,081
What's your name?
1404
01:42:05,250 --> 01:42:06,460
Jeanine.
1405
01:42:09,463 --> 01:42:11,715
Okay, well...
1406
01:42:11,799 --> 01:42:15,052
I've been thinking, and,
you know, I'm 19 years old.
1407
01:42:15,135 --> 01:42:19,264
There's a whole world out there.
I can't be obsessed with one woman.
1408
01:42:19,348 --> 01:42:23,143
- Just can't be.
- I'm glad you're learning, Finchy.
1409
01:42:24,645 --> 01:42:26,438
Good.
1410
01:42:29,608 --> 01:42:33,487
- You want to get it on?
- You better clear your schedule.
1411
01:42:36,990 --> 01:42:38,992
See you guys later.
1412
01:42:39,076 --> 01:42:41,119
Where are you goin',
man? What about Dog Years?
1413
01:42:41,203 --> 01:42:44,998
Give me, like, three days.
1414
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:49,169
Wait, was that who I think...
1415
01:42:49,253 --> 01:42:51,630
- No.
- Yeah!
1416
01:42:51,713 --> 01:42:54,299
- I think it was.
- I think so too.
1417
01:42:57,344 --> 01:42:59,263
Who the hell was that?
1418
01:42:59,346 --> 01:43:00,848
That was...
1419
01:43:00,931 --> 01:43:02,599
That was... Someone was lost.
1420
01:43:02,683 --> 01:43:06,812
- Lookin' for the lake.
- Yeah, all turned around.
1421
01:43:06,895 --> 01:43:10,107
What a dumb ass. The lake's right there.
1422
01:43:15,696 --> 01:43:19,449
Incredible. How does Finch get so lucky?
1423
01:43:19,533 --> 01:43:21,535
What are you worried about?
You got a girlfriend now.
1424
01:43:21,869 --> 01:43:24,788
Everything in. Let's go.
Pony up. Dog Years awaits.
1425
01:43:24,872 --> 01:43:27,958
Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
1426
01:43:28,041 --> 01:43:30,127
- I have a girlfriend now.
- Yeah, you do.
1427
01:43:30,210 --> 01:43:32,671
- She's my girlfriend.
- All right, Jimbo.
1428
01:43:32,754 --> 01:43:34,631
Let's go! Let's go!
1429
01:43:34,715 --> 01:43:36,091
- Where's Shitbreak?
- The movies.
1430
01:43:36,175 --> 01:43:37,926
- Took the bus.
- Coffee.
1431
01:43:38,010 --> 01:43:40,137
Wait a second.
1432
01:43:40,220 --> 01:43:42,556
Who the fuck was in that car?
1433
01:43:49,438 --> 01:43:51,565
Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
1434
01:43:53,108 --> 01:43:56,320
Oh, Jeanine. Jeanine.
1435
01:43:56,403 --> 01:43:58,238
Call me Stifler's mom.
1436
01:44:00,407 --> 01:44:03,410
Oh, Stifler's mom!