1 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,520 Bye. 2 00:02:54,510 --> 00:03:00,850 have spoken out. At the next moon, we will invade the island of Grande 3 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:03,910 -Brittany. Soldiers, 4 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:08,830 the whole world has its eyes fixed on you. 5 00:03:09,130 --> 00:03:11,890 You are the glory of Europe. 6 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:25,120 And even in the smallest villages, pump the tax to Caesar. 7 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:30,880 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! You promised to talk to him. 8 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,360 But about what? But you know it very well good. 9 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:36,220 About this Gallic village which continues to resist us. 10 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,480 But Caesar doesn't care as much first tunic, let's see. He has other 11 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,560 to whip. Ah yes, that's what we're going to do see. I'll talk to him. 12 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,640 If you do that, I tell him you're selling part of the army's food 13 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,180 to build you a palace in Rome. 14 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:49,580 But that's not true. 15 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,800 But I have the proof. 16 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:57,260 Ah good ? So what? You are even more vile than me, Detritus. 17 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:05,020 My speech makes you laugh, Detritus? No, 18 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,760 that's it, of course not. 19 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:11,540 It was Trollibus who told me a story Belgian history. 20 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:15,160 Which ? Approach. 21 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:25,010 Comes the eyes. 22 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:27,430 You. 23 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:28,830 You're breaking something for me. 24 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:35,070 Have you hidden something? Me, Caesar? But I swear on my head to be in 25 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:38,590 the bumps. And you know how much friendship is dear to me. Hey, when I 26 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:40,670 in the bushes, we never throw ourselves away precisely. So. 27 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:48,890 Soldier ! But finally, why doesn't it happen Can we not defeat these Gauls? What 28 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:50,350 What's special about this village? ? 29 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:55,490 From what I'm told, it's a quite ordinary little village, like 30 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:57,590 has hundreds of them from one end to the other of Gaul. 31 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:50,240 I must nevertheless point out to you that my husband has gained weight recently 32 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,640 time. But it's planned, ma'am Madeline. 33 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,060 I reinforced everything. 34 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,860 You're going to try it, right? Yes. 35 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:56,260 Well, go ahead. 36 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,280 Yes ! 37 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:37,690 ST' subtitles 38 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:44,250 501 39 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,780 Or not fresh? Well, there aren't any more. 40 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,220 Oh, he's doing it. 41 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:58,960 He took me for a butterfly, order alphabetical. 42 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,400 Excuse me, Panoramix. 43 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:02,100 I missed the target. 44 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:04,240 His eye. It's not fresh, my fish. 45 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:06,480 I keep saying it's not not fresh. 46 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:45,520 I have a secret weapon, governor. 47 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:47,180 A magic potion. 48 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,900 A magic potion? But say, you Are you kidding me or what? I don't 49 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:51,900 I won't allow it, governor. 50 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,860 It is the druid who makes it and when they have drunk, they become 51 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:55,860 invincible. 52 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,640 Invincible? Yes, the Druid holds this secret of his ancestors. 53 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:07,220 Jupiter, if someone got hold of this secret, he would be the master of 54 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:08,220 world. 55 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,100 That's why I didn't talk about it to person. 56 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,680 Imagine that the other villages... You you did well. 57 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,900 The master is dead. 58 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:25,540 The effect of this magic potion lasts how long? About ten 59 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:29,000 Afterwards, they are forced to come ask again the druids who 60 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,380 Well, there you go. They must be cut into their potion supply 61 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:34,340 magical. Enter the number of soldiers 'it will be necessary. 62 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:36,540 But I already thought about it, but there is a hic. 63 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:40,540 A catch? Yes, huge. A Gaul colossal. 64 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:42,180 He doesn't need to take it again. 65 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,310 They say he fell into the pot magic potion when he was 66 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,570 little. But not being isolated, you have him a trap. 67 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,910 Hippotenus will build it for you, it's my engineer. 68 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:53,930 It's not going to be easy, he's breaking up never from his friend who is very, very 69 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:57,710 But don't worry about that, Hippotenus, he's a real little genius. 70 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:04,750 Wait, could you see? The sky is lower and lower. Oh yes ? Yes, if he 71 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:07,870 keep going down, it will eventually touch the top of your menhir. You believe 72 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:11,310 What if your menhir hits it? The sky risks falling on our heads. 73 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:16,090 That's not it, shut up! This is the only thing that scares you! 74 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,490 Note, no good will fall high. 75 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:24,670 Stop! I'm kidding ! It's not funny, huh? But it's okay, works 76 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:25,750 I told you I was joking. 77 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:26,990 You never know. 78 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,510 We don't waste any rice. 79 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,120 where Asterix and Obelix rest. 80 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:51,580 I also write Rara? Beware, Trives. Lions love 81 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:54,080 Yes, I know. Their darling is more tender than that of the centurions. 82 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,880 If the Romans saw you... The Romans, the Romans! That's fifteen 83 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:58,880 that I have not seen any Romans. 84 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:02,200 Let's see, not an abuse, nothing. But that doesn't want to play with us anymore, 85 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,080 Romans. You hit too hard, you humiliated. Am I humiliating them? Yes, 86 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,320 think a little. These are people who have destroyed Carthage, who left the 87 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,720 world, the whole world fears them. 88 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,040 And a big fat man gives them a beating, it It's annoying. 89 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,219 A big bacon? Yes. 90 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,220 What big bacon? 91 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:18,860 Who are you talking about here? No, I wanted say a magnificent athlete named Obelix. 92 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,580 Oh, boo! They are coming! 93 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,200 But why do we have to rest here? I'm not tired. It's a 94 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,240 stone fell, the obelix. 95 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:53,400 Oh, are we dead? But it is better spin, if you want, in my opinion. 96 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:55,700 The 97 00:11:55,700 --> 00:12:02,600 heaven! 98 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,300 The sky is falling on our heads! 99 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:20,790 Six months, six months I've been waiting for this. Six months of humiliation and beating. 100 00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:24,570 The idea of the rock was quite original, no? Oh, the architect, I have very little 101 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,230 sales. Fortunately he was there, the big fat one. 102 00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:30,650 And you, irreducible corridor, I sell your guts. 103 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,130 Oh no. 104 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,290 Oh no, that's not true. 105 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:43,710 Oh, I have... No more donations, but it It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. 106 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:44,870 Come on, come on. 107 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:52,280 Lead me, you! But a second! J I filled my throat with magic potions 108 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,019 before leaving. 109 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,800 You lucky me! Give me some. 110 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,960 No, you don't have the right. You fell in it when you were little. 111 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,200 Oh, 112 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:07,420 it's good! We have to do something thing. 113 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,940 Soldiers! I'm kissed! I am kissed! 114 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,180 With his little friends. 115 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:38,080 Ouch, ouch, ouch. It's stupid. 116 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,460 You get bored without them. 117 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,040 Ouch, ouch, ouch. Oh, say, he has a lovely voice. 118 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,160 Ouch, ouch, ouch. But it's true that he sings well. 119 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,500 It's good, it's good, it's good. 120 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,040 Ouch, ouch, ouch. 121 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:51,580 Ouch, it's not my fault. I had orders. 122 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,020 We still had a good time together we. 123 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,180 We got some pretty good beatings. 124 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,920 But he hits too hard, but they in you can't take it anymore. He will hold his 125 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,580 shots, I promised. I guarantee nothing, but I'll try. 126 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:08,140 Caius Bonus, you warn your soldiers and next week, we'll do one 127 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:14,800 beautiful. The idea 128 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:19,400 of Caius Bonus, who is not the most courageous, but inventive, 129 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,020 what was it? To throw it at us mountain in the figure. 130 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:28,880 So they started rolling a huge rock. And this time, we have 131 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,280 that the sky was falling on our heads. 132 00:14:44,270 --> 00:14:47,630 Who is it ? 133 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,100 How is it who? You don't recognize her ? It's Falbala. 134 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,900 Falbala? Little Falbala, the girl of... Yes. 135 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,940 But she was tall like that. 136 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,580 Yes, eight years ago, when she was left to study at the hostess. 137 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,620 has changed. She took some centimeters. 138 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,360 And a few kilos too. 139 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,000 Rather well distributed. 140 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,980 Obelix! Ah, she recognized you. 141 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,160 Oh, Falbala. 142 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:29,920 Oh, my dear Obelix. 143 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,080 I'm happy to see you again. 144 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:36,120 Oh, but you've changed so much. I don't I didn't recognize it. 145 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,700 But you, not at all. Finally, you took a few kilos. 146 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,400 Oh, no, no. He's just a little wrapped. 147 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,640 Envelope ? Yes, that's it. 148 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,240 A little wrapped up. 149 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:53,160 A little wrapped up. 150 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,800 Oh, 151 00:15:58,740 --> 00:15:59,740 you have smoke. 152 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,780 I will eat your wild boar. 153 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,580 I'm not deaf. 154 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,120 What do you want it to do to me? ? Eat it. 155 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,040 I have never seen a wild boar refuse. 156 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,340 At least you're not sick. How do you do you feel? Alright. 157 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,600 For what ? Look how night is beautiful. 158 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:20,160 Do you smell how perfumed the air is? C It's a full moon. 159 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,740 I hadn't noticed it. 160 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,420 It's this little tease that puts you in this state. 161 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,460 Who is this little tease? You Who are you talking about? From Falbala, obviously. 162 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,140 You don't talk about Falbala like that. 163 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,360 Okay, okay. 164 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,180 Excuse me. 165 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,340 Falbala is not a little tease. 166 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,360 Falbala, it's... It's Falbala. 167 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:48,660 C 168 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:56,420 is 169 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,420 for Falbala. 170 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,740 She will wear it around her neck with a big chain? It's bringing the 171 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:05,240 engagement. What ? You're going to ask for it in marriage? This step. 172 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720 You're completely crazy. 173 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,579 Fadbala is not a girl for you, let's see. 174 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,920 For what ? You don't belong together. 175 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,660 Well, physically, I mean. 176 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,800 But in fact, I don't understand anything, our women. 177 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,140 For her, it's not the physical aspect that account. What matters is the soul. 178 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,420 Well, let's see. 179 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,859 Here, look who’s coming. 180 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,380 Ah, Fadbala. 181 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,180 That's his brother, the mericho, there. 182 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,700 His brother? Well yes, it's his brother. Look, he's kissing her. 183 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,240 Yes, but not really like a brother kisses his sister, Obelix. 184 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,320 That's his cousin there. 185 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,520 Oh, stop, you can see that it's his lovers. 186 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,920 Okay, come on. 187 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,100 I think it's better that you do your marriage proposal another time. 188 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,980 Is this her lover? Yes, it's his lovers. 189 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400 He's very skinny. 190 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,560 Yes, he is skinny. 191 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,100 Come on, let's eat. 192 00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:08,500 Open the doors to the grand treasurer Maloténus who comes to collect the tax 193 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,560 the region. He will spend the night in this camp. 194 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,080 Open! 195 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:45,910 Come on, it's over, get out. I want to see everything here tomorrow at sunrise 196 00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:52,530 day. Come on ! Hey, oh! We don't do sub hours. I like to finish it 197 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,530 work started. 198 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,090 Afterwards, I sleep better. 199 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,890 Damn the doors! 200 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:06,410 Oh, 201 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,810 idiot! Gold coins, there are some full the trunk that you saw pass by 202 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:10,729 right now! 203 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,790 We're not the safe. 204 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:15,990 Tomorrow it will be. 205 00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:21,350 By all active, the gods are of bad mood this evening. 206 00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:22,730 Me too. 207 00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:26,050 So try to eat cleanly, otherwise you will have to deal with me. 208 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,290 No. 209 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,070 But no, no, no. 210 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,130 No, but you're losing your appetite. 211 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,310 I'm starting a diet. 212 00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,230 A diet, what? Yes. 213 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:40,210 You're right, it's a very small one little wrapped. 214 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:57,150 Who is there? Who are you ? I am the soothsayer Prolix, with my two assistants, 215 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,170 a Lambix and an Orexix. 216 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,750 Chief, a soothsayer and his two assistants request hospitality for the night. 217 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,290 A soothsayer? It's a good thing. 218 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,550 Bring him in. 219 00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:19,870 Another charlatan who wants to eat at 'eye and sleep warm. 220 00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:21,590 Don't be so suspicious. 221 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,350 I have two short questions for soothsayer, me. 222 00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:30,850 See welcome to our village. 223 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,170 I knew we would be well received here. 224 00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:37,390 In what do you read the future, soothsayer? In a good hot soup and 225 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:38,390 lukewarm cervoise. 226 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:39,269 It's original. 227 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,950 Couldn't you have had a better time? Good Mine! 228 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:48,910 So, then, then, then? 229 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:51,370 Do you see something? 230 00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:58,410 I 231 00:20:58,410 --> 00:20:59,409 see a treasure. 232 00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:05,030 A treasure! A huge treasure will arrive in your village. 233 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,590 Good looks, inform your friend, quickly, quickly! 234 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,040 There are Romans around this treasure. 235 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,900 Lots of Romans. The Romans are for me. All right ? You will you 236 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:14,900 seize this treasure. 237 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,220 That’s a brilliant idea. 238 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,520 Then continue! With the treasure, we could go into politics. 239 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:22,220 That's it, at UT, I know a restaurant super nice. 240 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,360 I don't see anything anymore. 241 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,260 There is someone here who emits waves too negative. 242 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:31,620 My decoder no longer works. He told me thrown into breakdown. 243 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,020 It's Aïs. 244 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,940 How are you ? Me ? But why them? 245 00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,710 Come out, that's an order. 246 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:51,590 It's coming back! NOW ! Come on ! With this treasure, you will raise an army and 247 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:52,590 let go of remorse. 248 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,950 I heard, good looks. 249 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:58,170 I married the new side hetorical. 250 00:21:58,690 --> 00:21:59,569 That's it. 251 00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:02,330 Well, in the meantime, since you're stand up, take the opportunity to go to me 252 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:03,330 wood for the fire. 253 00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:09,590 I have a friend who is very in love with 'a young girl. 254 00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:13,830 Do you want to know if she's going to marry him? You guessed it. 255 00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:15,430 Hey, 256 00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:17,010 I am a soothsayer. 257 00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,210 Yes, it's true. 258 00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:29,350 Land! Land! You know what the devin told me 259 00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:29,929 said? 260 00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:33,150 That you were going to marry Falbala. Oh, by example, are you a soothsayer too? No, 261 00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:36,110 but I know these charlatans. Oh, but He's not a charlatan. The 262 00:22:36,110 --> 00:22:38,690 proof, he saw that Falbala loved me. 263 00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,370 Falbala is going to marry Tragicomic, I signals. 264 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:42,910 Falbala loves me. 265 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,750 It's just that she hasn't left yet. accounted for. 266 00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:47,270 Perhaps it should be put at current. No, but love is 267 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:49,310 You understand, it's like a flower. 268 00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:53,810 It takes time to be born, to 'flourish. Oh yes. 269 00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:55,790 Well, obviously, you don't understand anything. 270 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,220 Nothing is ever understood. 271 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:39,850 Romans! Romans! Romans ! Romans! Romans! Of 272 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,730 Romans! Romans! Romans! Romans! Romans! Romans 273 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:47,230 Romans! Romans! Romans ! Of 274 00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:55,730 Romans 275 00:23:55,730 --> 00:24:04,090 ! 276 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,300 I have three drops left, that should suffice. 277 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,700 For pity's sake, for pity's sake, don't come home in this village. 278 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,060 I tell you for the last time, This is rude. It's you who loses 279 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,080 head, centurion! 280 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,280 Do you know who you are talking to? I am the treasurer of the provinces. 281 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,200 I collect tax for Caesar. These Gauls, they drink a magic potion. 282 00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:37,500 It makes them invincible. 283 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,560 They will cut you to pieces. It's you who are delirious. 284 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Get out of my way. 285 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,480 Welcome to you, Romain. 286 00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:57,860 Thank you, Gauls. 287 00:24:58,220 --> 00:25:00,640 I have come to collect the tax owed to Caesar. 288 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:05,200 Rest assured, this money will be good used. It will be used to build 289 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:09,560 to maintain an army for you protect from your enemies and fill the gap 290 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:13,980 social security. But of course, but that's the least of things. 291 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:20,020 He does us a lot of honor by accepting our modest contribution. 292 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,300 Asterix, Pélix, bring the tax for Caesar. 293 00:25:33,530 --> 00:25:37,110 give up on the field every time that we meet them. 294 00:25:38,010 --> 00:25:39,830 It hinders them from running. 295 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:44,990 These affairs elsewhere, at the price of metal, you can get a good deal of 296 00:25:44,990 --> 00:25:45,990 these heads. 297 00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:48,250 It might interest a second-hand shop. 298 00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:51,350 Look at this helmet. It would make a pretty lampagne oil. 299 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:21,920 that the most extraordinary soothsayer of whom I 've never heard of it. So 300 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,580 now what will happen ? Say it, say it. 301 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:27,180 I'm not a soothsayer, but I can tell you say. 302 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:31,680 If we do not immediately return this treasure to Caesar, he will arrive here with 303 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,679 all his legions. 304 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,900 And if he lands, if he lands, with this money, I will have raised an army. 305 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:42,160 I will wait for him firmly and I will fracrera. I tell you, this gold will 306 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,780 bring misfortune to the village. 307 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,260 So, we're going to vote. 308 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,560 who want to keep the treasure, go to right. 309 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,900 Tax money was stolen. 310 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:31,080 What ? Did you dare? Miserable ! This is not not Malusinus. 311 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:36,040 He fell into a tense ambush by the Gauls. And you are a Colombian? 312 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,880 You did not defend Caesar's money until death. 313 00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:45,200 Unhappy! And these Gauls live in a village that resists the Roman legions 314 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,200 for months. 315 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,400 Do you think so? 316 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:58,770 It's a village. 317 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:01,590 Let's rather say a love, a body. 318 00:29:02,190 --> 00:29:07,490 Why didn't you tell me anything? I don't didn't want to disturb the great Caesar 319 00:29:07,490 --> 00:29:08,550 an unimportant matter. 320 00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:15,750 A matter of no importance? A business without 321 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:22,710 importance? We revolt against Caesar ? We resist the legions 322 00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:26,310 Roman? We do not intend to pay the tribe as Médu. 323 00:29:26,810 --> 00:29:28,590 My children's money is being stolen. 324 00:29:29,270 --> 00:29:30,510 That's it, it's important. 325 00:29:30,890 --> 00:29:33,710 You are right, Caesar. It is extremely serious. 326 00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:37,470 I will have Malosinus thrown to the lion. What do you think about it? That someone 327 00:29:37,470 --> 00:29:41,490 prepare my escort. I'm leaving immediately for small steering wheel. 328 00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:46,290 And for Malosinus, what do we done then? If this matter is not 329 00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:50,430 settled before the next moon, it is you who will be thrown to the lion. 330 00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:26,420 Around fifty. 331 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:33,680 And us? There are only 500 of us, noble Caesar. Than 500? Tell me, 332 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,200 centurion, would you fuck yourself not from my face by chance? And from the 333 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:43,200 mine, not from the same occasion? Me ? I will explain to you, that is to say 334 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,340 that... If I may... No 'explanation! 335 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,760 of my personal guard. At your command, your shortcuts. 336 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:18,740 I appoint Tourist Insurance Minister of Culture! 337 00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:25,680 Shut up! Shut up! And me, what will I be? You 338 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,080 will be the minister of elders fighters. Veterans? 339 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,120 why elders? Me, I want to be minister of combatants in short! 340 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,760 It's for the Gauls. 341 00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:45,300 They recognize me like that. 342 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:53,800 Train the turtles! The ministry of 343 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,340 Supplies will go in alphabetical order. 344 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,740 Talk about supplies! I don't have make your fish! 345 00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:09,600 Asterix, is there nothing? I had it 346 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,600 forgot that one. 347 00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:15,770 He will have the ministry of discouragement national, systematic denigration and 348 00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:19,630 ambient pessimism. It should him enough is good. 349 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:26,290 Asterix, what are you doing? I see Caesar, what is Caesar's. He had to 350 00:32:26,290 --> 00:32:27,570 drink magic potion. 351 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:31,230 Obelix, bring back the treasure. Bring it back treasure. Yes. 352 00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:33,250 Bring back the treasure, Obelix. 353 00:32:34,090 --> 00:32:36,750 But what do they do? Come, but in fact, you're sick. 354 00:32:38,270 --> 00:32:39,590 They make fun of me. 355 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:44,840 Asterix, you're crazy! Help him! Help -it! Help him! Help him! Help him 356 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:50,180 Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! 357 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:50,180 -THE ! Help him! Help him! Help him ! Help him! Help him! Help him! 358 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,140 Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! 359 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:51,380 -THE ! Help him! Help him! Help him ! Help him! Help him! Help him! 360 00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:53,820 Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! Help him! 361 00:32:53,820 --> 00:32:59,580 -THE ! Help him! Help him! Help him ! Help him! 362 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:06,500 Help him 363 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,000 ! 364 00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:16,860 Maybe there somewhere. Wait, me too. 365 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:25,160 Hey! Yes, you up there, the one who has the bouquet garni on the 366 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,660 skull. Me ? Yes, turn around. 367 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,680 You hear in what tone this barbarian dares talk to me? It only smells like a cow. 368 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,380 'is Jules. Not all at all. You have reason, it's Julius Caesar. It's good 369 00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:40,380 Jules. 370 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,680 I couldn't ask for anything better. 371 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,220 We're leaving. 372 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:57,420 Hey, Jules! Wait! Wait until we laugh a little! You upset him, Obelix. 373 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,640 Julius! 374 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:08,920 Oh, 375 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:15,840 oh, oh! Quickly get on top of me! I tied the song! Obelix, when I have 376 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,660 liberated Gaul, I will name you... 377 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,780 General Prefect of the provinces. 378 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:20,658 I know. 379 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,399 Ah yes, ah. 380 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,980 Oh, how I am pleading. 381 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:28,520 In the meantime, let's drink in honor of greatest of soothsayers. For our friend 382 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:35,520 Prolix, hippie-pippe. Hoorah! Hippie -pipe. Hoorah! Well then, do 383 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,479 not that face. 384 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,800 No, I refuse to drink the health of this viper. 385 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,620 Now, soothsayer, tell us about my future. 386 00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:47,440 I see you surrounded by Romans. I see triumphant. 387 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,220 I see you in Rome. 388 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:54,520 Rome? But what am I doing there? Rome? Speak, speak quickly. 389 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,880 In your opinion... The picture is getting blurred. 390 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,040 There are still negative vibes. 391 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:05,020 It's okay, I understand. The waves negatives will do a trick. 392 00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:08,460 No, no. Follow me both. 393 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:13,000 Do you know how to reconcile? It's a order. I couldn't ask for better. 394 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,360 Do you hear what I said? I don't I'm not deaf. 395 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,400 Better than that. 396 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,800 Kiss each other. 397 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,880 Oh, no. 398 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,240 Execution. 399 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,720 For us, it's four. 400 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,720 It stings. 401 00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:30,460 It's beautiful to see, that. 402 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,500 At home, when two men reconciled, they must share 403 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,098 from habit. 404 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,100 That's a beautiful custom. Good mine. 405 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,340 Eggs. 406 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,880 You have nothing against the fungus, Asterix. 407 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:45,780 As long as they are not poisonous, it go. Don't worry. I'm going 408 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:46,749 as much as you see. 409 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:50,110 When we have eaten the oblette of the friendship, I will talk to you about your future. 410 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,140 We have to finish it. It's the custom. Come on, come on. 411 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,680 And there you have it. 412 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,140 Now we are really friends. 413 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:45,720 How are you ? It's hot. 414 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,340 It's the warmth of friendship. 415 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,980 Look at me, Asterix. 416 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,240 Listen to me carefully. 417 00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:57,580 Are you listening to me, Asterix? I'm listening to you. 418 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,300 Julius Caesar is my worst enemy. 419 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:06,220 Repeated. Julius Caesar is my worst enemy. I will destroy it. 420 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,840 I will destroy it. 421 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:14,300 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Do it for me, please. 422 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,040 on his white horse, surrounded by his escort. 423 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,260 He looks at me. 424 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,240 I look at him, we look at each other. 425 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,120 I've already seen this reel somewhere leaves. 426 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,000 I take out a cestère and I look. 427 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:53,360 It was upside down. Not on the horse, on the cestère. Do you see it? Caesar is 428 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,160 come to taunt you here. 429 00:41:56,100 --> 00:42:00,420 Among your people, it's intolerable. C is intolerable. 430 00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:03,630 I must destroy it. 431 00:42:04,270 --> 00:42:06,930 I must destroy it. 432 00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:11,150 In my opinion, he had not been told that in At this point, I'm holding back. 433 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:12,850 Get off your horse, it's there. 434 00:42:14,150 --> 00:42:16,650 You go 435 00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:23,650 pay for all the harm you have done to the 436 00:42:23,650 --> 00:42:24,650 Gaul, miserable. 437 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:29,910 You have heard how she talks to me, these barbarians? Wait, I'll 438 00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:30,910 'help me get down from there. 439 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:38,720 But what is wrong with him? I don't know not. What's going on? This n 440 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,720 He's not in his normal state. 441 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:50,020 Obelix! Obelix! Ah, Caesar 442 00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:54,200 ! You're not going to fight, but... I am not Caesar. You don't 443 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,780 don't recognize? I am Obelix, your friend. 444 00:42:57,220 --> 00:43:00,180 You're going to lose your throat, Caesar. But landed. 445 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,080 magic potion to control it. 446 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,280 He went crazy. 447 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,800 Impossible, the magic potion must not not useful to your Gaul. It's not 448 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,200 possible. It is only the druid who can do something. I will 449 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,220 search. Ah, you're running away. 450 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:27,300 Look for Tourix Insurance. It is necessary treat evil with evil. 451 00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:30,600 We need you. 452 00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:32,780 Eh ? Yes. 453 00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:35,520 Come on, come on. It's up to you. 454 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:39,140 Wake him up. And you, what do you want, the neck? I sang for you. 455 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:43,180 For Tourix Insurance. The remedy is violent, but it can catch me. 456 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,100 You took me for Caesar. For Caesar? Yes. 457 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,680 Don't you remember? No. 458 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,399 No, no, no. 459 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,020 Wait. Prolix, I remember Prolix. His mushroom omelette. Eh 460 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:19,780 well, there you go. It was mushrooms hallucinogens. Prolix, you're on drugs. Where 461 00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:21,780 Did that one pass? Where he is past? He disappeared. 462 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,700 This viper must have stolen the treasure. 463 00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:40,680 to reduce this Gallic village, Caesar. Don't worry. I say, I 464 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:41,960 listen. I'm looking. 465 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:46,540 Let's sharpen. Wait, wait, I feel that It’s coming, I feel it coming. 466 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,640 I'll help you. 467 00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:56,280 Mamma mia, this embryo! So find quickly, or you will be at his next meal. 468 00:45:56,620 --> 00:46:00,780 I found it, Caesar, I found it. He must neutralize the druids. 469 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,360 They will no longer be able to prepare the potion magic that makes them invincible. 470 00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:06,860 And how do we do it? 471 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:12,020 In two days there is a big meeting of all the druids of the region 472 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:14,840 their sacred forest. This is the opportunity ideal for action. 473 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,860 But I promised the Druids that never a Roman will not enter their forest 474 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:24,060 sacred. Caesar's Promises are committed only to those who believe in it. 475 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,400 I'll leave you with a terrible wound. If anything happens during 476 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,360 my absence, that should be enough for you. 477 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:34,820 I don't like you leaving village, Panoramix. 478 00:46:35,570 --> 00:46:40,610 With Asterix and Obelix as escort, I don't risk anything, let's see. Here we go, 479 00:46:40,690 --> 00:46:41,690 Obelix. 480 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,590 Obelix! Yes ! 481 00:47:24,359 --> 00:47:26,680 Here the sacred forest begins. 482 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,660 Only druids can enter. You are waiting for me here. 483 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,160 I am. 484 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,240 If there is the slightest problem, you come warn us. 485 00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:42,760 Go, go, go, my cat, go. 486 00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:13,990 I declare the 2000th ceremony of the open golden billhook. 487 00:48:14,310 --> 00:48:19,530 Like every year, this golden billhook will be given to the best among us. 488 00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:22,330 'calls the druid complaint against X. 489 00:48:37,930 --> 00:48:44,630 gives strength to those who see it superhuman for ten years 490 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:47,590 minutes, he is practically invincible. 491 00:48:48,890 --> 00:48:51,570 You will see. I'm taking someone. 492 00:48:52,710 --> 00:48:54,250 Get out. YOU. 493 00:48:55,290 --> 00:48:57,030 Here, you. Yes, 494 00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:58,750 you. Come on. 495 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:27,440 If what you say is true, thanks to your magic potion, we could end 496 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:33,960 Romans outside Gaul. No, because Mathus Alix, my old master, gave me 497 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:38,900 secret of this potion, provided that it only serves to defend oneself. And 498 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:40,540 Chabet will attack. 499 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,600 You will understand why. 500 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:49,880 Do you see this rock? You're going to lift it! 501 00:49:50,890 --> 00:49:54,150 Raise it above your head. 502 00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:11,570 I think you will all agree so that this year, Panoramix wins 503 00:50:11,570 --> 00:50:12,570 the golden billhook. 504 00:50:14,190 --> 00:50:15,190 NOW ! 505 00:50:16,050 --> 00:50:22,110 Imagine for a moment that this man is a vile, ambitious and unscrupulous being, 506 00:50:22,110 --> 00:50:24,450 or even worse, that it is a Roman. 507 00:50:26,430 --> 00:50:27,530 Majesty! 508 00:50:46,060 --> 00:50:47,680 You were gayer when you weren't your diet. 509 00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:50,540 It's not because you lost a few kilos that Falbala will 510 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,320 Falbala doesn't love you. 511 00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:56,940 It's Trasicomix that she likes. You say that's because you're jealous. One day you 512 00:50:56,940 --> 00:51:01,580 you will meet someone and then you will understand what it is to love and 513 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,580 'to be loved. 514 00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:03,920 Here, eat a little. 515 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,200 You're not going to let yourself starve because of this girl. 516 00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:08,700 So just a little piece. 517 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,680 It's fixed, what's wrong? Panoramix, something happened to 518 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:13,680 Panoramix. 519 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,160 It's forbidden but you have to go. 520 00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:18,910 No, give! Now is not the time! Come on, hurry up! 521 00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:56,690 This forest is sacred. You don't have the right to be here. 522 00:51:56,950 --> 00:52:01,350 We don't care. Yes, Panoramix. You you defied the ban. Than the shame 523 00:52:01,350 --> 00:52:02,328 on you. 524 00:52:02,330 --> 00:52:05,210 You tell us yes, Panoramix, or we leave it in your tree. I know you 525 00:52:05,210 --> 00:52:06,290 falls alone like an old glin. 526 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:08,290 The Romans brought it. 527 00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:10,430 We have been betrayed. 528 00:52:11,810 --> 00:52:12,669 Thérèse, look. 529 00:52:12,670 --> 00:52:13,730 Idéfix, he has something. 530 00:52:15,330 --> 00:52:17,570 It's a piece of the dress of Panoramix. 531 00:52:18,190 --> 00:52:19,270 Search, search, my dog. 532 00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:21,270 Dogmatix will find his trail. 533 00:52:31,630 --> 00:52:33,790 We don't care, it's not our ruin. But don't talk nonsense. 534 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:37,030 Okay, okay, okay, that's okay, I'm going. Yes, ah well yes. 535 00:52:51,130 --> 00:52:52,130 We say shit. 536 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,960 Is it still a full pot of magic potions? And then we do 537 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,980 I will notify. I will notify. 538 00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:41,020 You want Caesar's army? Well, it's served. 539 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,880 You go ? I will not deliver our friends. 540 00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:47,900 Wait, let me think. 541 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,560 Come here, you. 542 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,019 Come back here. 543 00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:09,020 Come back. 544 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,320 Don't give it away. 545 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,080 Don't give it away. 546 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:14,860 Don't give it away. 547 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:20,500 You who are intelligent superior, I guess you know 548 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:23,300 here. Because you want the formula for magic potion. 549 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:29,140 And what to do with it? I read on your face ambition and deceit. You 550 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:32,040 want to dethrone Caesar and rule Rome. 551 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,460 I am a green book for you. 552 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:39,520 So you understand that you have to give me this formula. 553 00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:41,560 Rather drunk. 554 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,320 Die, you here, never. 555 00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:51,140 Let's see, you would take your secret with you the grave. No, druid, you will not 556 00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:57,220 die. But on the other hand, if you don't don't give the formula of your potion 557 00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,760 you will regret being born. 558 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:06,640 This machine was designed to inflict unbearable suffering. 559 00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,400 It's an idea of ​​mine. 560 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,840 I'll let you have a one-on-one time. 561 00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:12,300 I'll be back in a few minutes. 562 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,100 Think carefully before giving me your answer. 563 00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:21,020 Come on, 564 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,300 we repeat one last time. Who are you ? 565 00:55:29,550 --> 00:55:34,470 I am Obenus, legionnaire to the second cohort, third manipulate. And 566 00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:37,770 You are Asterix, my best friend. You doing me on purpose or what? No, you are 567 00:55:37,770 --> 00:55:40,570 Asterix, an infamous Gallic spy. 568 00:55:40,990 --> 00:55:45,170 And that's all? No, I made you prisoner while you tried to 569 00:55:45,170 --> 00:55:46,870 in the camp to free your druid. 570 00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:51,270 And who do you want to deliver me to? I don't know more, me. Usually, it's 571 00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:52,470 menhirs that I do not deliver to friends. 572 00:55:52,790 --> 00:55:58,050 To Caesar, to Bruti! To Caesar, to Bruti! C Is he a relative of Julius Caesar? 573 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:02,760 The stupid Caesar is the parent of Julius Caesar. It's the stupid Caesar. You 574 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,220 books to Julius Caesar. The idiot is you. I thought I was Obelus. 575 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:08,080 Yes, minimal. 576 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,040 Okay, so let's start from scratch. You, you are Obelus, okay? All right. 577 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,180 You hand me over to Julius Caesar, okay? All right. 578 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:19,080 And when I tell you Obelus everywhere Tiss, you are Obelus, you become Obelus again. 579 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:22,300 No advance. Yes, when you tell me Obelus everywhere in Tiss. 580 00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:26,200 You are Obelix, I become Obelix again, no 'before. Well, that's it, I have everything 581 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,500 understood. Finally, there it is. 582 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,480 So we take Caesar hostage and we exchange for Panoramix. 583 00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:31,618 That's it, it's simple. 584 00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:32,620 And you go there. 585 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,300 Yes, now I have to mistreat you so that you look real 586 00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:37,720 prisoner. By the way, Falbala loves me not. 587 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,700 What ? But who is the connection? None. 588 00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:48,920 He's an Estiogoulois! He's mine! So, in your opinion, she loves me? 589 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,500 Very, very much, she loves you a lot. 590 00:56:51,580 --> 00:56:54,540 No, but Valvala adores you, she I love it. You are the man of her life. 591 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,360 The man of her life, well, there it is. 592 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,040 What 593 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:10,840 is 594 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,120 -what do you want, legionnaire? See Caesar, that's it, hand it over to him. See 595 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,120 just that, she's very good. 596 00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:16,460 So go and finish your lease. 597 00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:38,660 A Gallic spy. He was trying to enter the camp. He says he is 598 00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:40,800 assistant to a druid named Panoramix. 599 00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:44,580 You are the Panoramix assistant druid? Yes. 600 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:48,960 He claims he has secrets important to reveal to Caesar. 601 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,300 Yes. 602 00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:59,400 Old druid, anyway, you will speak. 603 00:57:59,740 --> 00:58:00,960 We start whenever you want. 604 00:58:32,230 --> 00:58:35,850 Legionnaire, what's your name? Obelus, Legionary Obelus. Oh well, 605 00:58:36,030 --> 00:58:38,410 Obelus, I'm tripling your balance. 606 00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:40,730 I'm having a little trouble there. 607 00:58:41,330 --> 00:58:44,130 Granted. Take him to the kitchen and Serve him whatever he asks for. 608 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,920 Do you know this man? Never seen it. 609 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:15,580 No need to lie, Panoramix. He knows that I am your assistant and that I 610 00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:17,020 helps prepare the magic potion. 611 01:00:07,939 --> 01:00:09,000 It's mutton. 612 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,080 Wild boar is good for wild. 613 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:15,440 Do you want me to make you some chickens? ? How much ? Early twenties, because 614 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,440 I'm on a diet. 615 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,320 You heard screaming, right? It doesn't stop not here. 616 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,660 It’s made gletti! Your chop! 617 01:00:36,170 --> 01:00:38,250 If we insist, he risks staying there, I warn you. 618 01:00:38,770 --> 01:00:40,950 A Gaul dies, but does not surrender. 619 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:45,870 Do you agree? Yes, in principle, yes. 620 01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:50,410 But in practice, you need to know sometimes be a little smoother. 621 01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:54,190 You will have wanted it. 622 01:00:59,610 --> 01:01:01,430 Yes, my dog, yes, yes, yes. 623 01:01:01,850 --> 01:01:04,290 Yes, my grandfather, yes, go get him big one, go get the big one, my grandfather, 624 01:01:04,290 --> 01:01:07,630 look for the big one. Put the dogs to Gaulish Square. Oh no, no, that 625 01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:08,488 you don't have the right. 626 01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:09,490 But you're not going to do that. 627 01:01:09,630 --> 01:01:10,790 Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself. 628 01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:17,530 Stop! You won. 629 01:01:18,070 --> 01:01:22,090 I'll make you some potion magical. But they are going to raze the village, 630 01:01:22,270 --> 01:01:26,670 Panoramix. Make sure, this bastard has especially need the magic potion to 631 01:01:26,670 --> 01:01:28,650 eliminate Caesar and take his place. 632 01:01:29,030 --> 01:01:30,670 You understood everything, druid. 633 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,920 I make fun of your village. 634 01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:37,520 I'm going to Rome. 635 01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:42,380 I, Detritus, want to rule Rome. 636 01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:43,780 Hey, 637 01:01:45,860 --> 01:01:47,420 haven't you seen a little white dog with black spots? 638 01:02:03,950 --> 01:02:04,950 I don't want to see him anymore. 639 01:02:05,010 --> 01:02:07,870 I was locked in a dungeon before I deliver to the lion. 640 01:02:08,530 --> 01:02:11,570 Let's not bear the sight of traitors in the family. 641 01:02:12,090 --> 01:02:13,090 Brutus can tell you. 642 01:02:13,570 --> 01:02:15,370 Huh, Brutus? 643 01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:17,350 Yes, it's true. You're right, dad. 644 01:02:37,660 --> 01:02:39,940 Order of Caesar, you are in a state of arrest. 645 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:44,940 Mine, my guard! Come on, take him! He 646 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:50,320 is lively! 647 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,700 You count well, you. 648 01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:56,400 Where is my prisoner? This is not not the time. 649 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:57,860 Come on, move along. There is nothing to see. 650 01:02:58,180 --> 01:03:04,800 Where is my prisoner? You don't see not that I am a prisoner myself. 651 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:08,430 Stop this man! It's on me accomplished! Oh yes ! 652 01:03:08,430 --> 01:03:16,430 Soldier 653 01:03:16,430 --> 01:03:22,470 ! You are the man I need! I take into my personal custody! Say 654 01:03:22,470 --> 01:03:25,930 Where is my prisoner? Don't worry not for him, he is very good. 655 01:03:26,350 --> 01:03:32,790 If you help me capture Caesar, I will name my big one 656 01:03:32,790 --> 01:03:33,810 centurion. 657 01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:36,790 Caesar? 658 01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:39,320 I have a good idea. 659 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:56,500 Caesar! On behalf of the Roman people, I stop! 660 01:03:56,500 --> 01:04:02,260 In a dungeon! And let us watch him at night and day! Ticadabousse! Come back 661 01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,520 army! I will do... 662 01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:13,560 The beloved leader Julius Caesar has just become seriously ill. 663 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:20,260 He asked me, while waiting for his recovery, to take the 664 01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:25,040 Given the circumstances, I'm doubling it balance. 665 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:34,160 I also announce the appointment of legionary Obelus in rank 666 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,960 of a detached centurion. 667 01:04:37,610 --> 01:04:39,510 my personal safety. 668 01:04:48,310 --> 01:04:54,070 Finally, to attract the goodwill of God and so that they accelerate the 669 01:04:54,070 --> 01:05:00,210 healing of Caesar, games will be organized this evening and you are all there 670 01:05:00,210 --> 01:05:01,210 invited. 671 01:05:02,770 --> 01:05:05,430 And I could see my prisoner? 672 01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:08,780 You'll see them tonight during the game, that are you okay? Alright. 673 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:16,680 From there, no one leaves. Nobody leaves. You stay there. 674 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:17,920 I stay there. 675 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:24,720 You 676 01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:32,600 ace 677 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:35,020 everything you need? No. 678 01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:39,300 What else do you want? My assistant. 679 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,500 I suspected it. 680 01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:42,920 There it is. 681 01:05:43,260 --> 01:05:47,760 I had to take some precautions. You understand me, Druid. I don't hold 682 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,620 what your assistant drinks potion magical before me. 683 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:41,340 It's almost finished. Now I have to say a magic formula. 684 01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:45,440 Well, go ahead, what are you hear? My assistant has to repeat it 685 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:46,439 after me. 686 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,440 Okay, take the lights off. 687 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,080 My assistant is a little far away. 688 01:07:11,910 --> 01:07:18,570 What does he say? 689 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:24,120 Stop, absolutely, it’s astounding. What's next? You 690 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,280 go look at the mouth. If it fails there, we'll drink the broth. 691 01:07:29,220 --> 01:07:30,220 Do it! 692 01:07:54,030 --> 01:07:56,210 You played and you lost. 693 01:07:56,430 --> 01:07:58,150 My revenge will be terrible. 694 01:07:58,650 --> 01:08:00,910 Okay, let's taste this sprout a little. 695 01:08:01,110 --> 01:08:05,910 If unfortunately it's a common soup of vegetables, it's you who will 696 01:08:05,910 --> 01:08:07,550 taste. I warn you. 697 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,000 It's a very moving moment. 698 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:57,160 That works ! In a dungeon! 699 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,939 You won't stay there long, 'make sure. 700 01:09:10,470 --> 01:09:13,370 But what are you doing, Obelix? 701 01:09:13,370 --> 01:09:20,090 When I am emperor, I will name 702 01:09:20,090 --> 01:09:21,189 general of war. 703 01:09:22,010 --> 01:09:23,010 That's it. 704 01:09:24,830 --> 01:09:27,870 Is that it? Who is this one? 705 01:10:23,550 --> 01:10:25,970 Yes, why? Well you're going to be served. 706 01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:33,230 Centurion! Legionnaire! Bets will be closed at the entrance to each 707 01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:34,230 prisoner. 708 01:10:34,950 --> 01:10:39,630 Take bets! The bets? What Paris? A prisoner is going to come out 709 01:10:39,630 --> 01:10:45,010 bottom rack over there. He must cross the arena along its entire length. If he 710 01:10:45,010 --> 01:10:48,090 comes this far, well he has life saves. Are you following me? Yes. 711 01:10:48,490 --> 01:10:51,790 We're going to bet on the animal that will eat. It's an idea of ​​mine. 712 01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:57,360 And who gets away with it? That never happens. 713 01:10:58,180 --> 01:11:01,840 But if you want to bet your balance Centurion, a thousand to one, I take the 714 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,840 bet. All right. 715 01:11:03,740 --> 01:11:09,400 Your pay, a thousand to one? So say, to solid honor, you, I like that. 716 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,680 Top there. 717 01:11:11,740 --> 01:11:12,740 Paris held. 718 01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:18,360 And my prisoner, you told me that I will see him during the Games. Yes, 719 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:19,360 Exactly, here it is. 720 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,240 Oh, it's not... 721 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:09,320 There, but what is needed? There, there, there, no, no, no, no! 722 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:18,140 Generally, 723 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,220 he prefers to go out. 724 01:13:21,380 --> 01:13:23,880 You start to worry about your bet, huh? 725 01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:24,340 What, your balance? Do you remember? 726 01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:47,680 If he got that far, he would have the life too high. Yes, with his weapons and 727 01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,720 Me. I have the right to a joker. 728 01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:51,740 A joker is an animal. 729 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:53,800 Worse, he's a man. 730 01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:06,020 Listen, it's funny. It looks like he talk about you. 731 01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:07,540 What does he say? I don't hear nothing. 732 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:09,980 I'm going to read his lips. 733 01:18:10,220 --> 01:18:11,920 Is it nobody, you? Yes, me. 734 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,380 Basically, I have training in spy. 735 01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:18,580 Oh, 736 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:25,920 he said exactly. 737 01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:29,640 Obelus partutatis becomes obelix again saurge. 738 01:18:29,980 --> 01:18:32,320 Are you really sure? But if I got it for you said. 739 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:56,100 Okay, we have to go out, take a mix from there ! Where is he? Over there ! There, the guard! 740 01:18:56,100 --> 01:19:00,320 Everywhere at ten, the other at three! Yes ! 741 01:19:30,350 --> 01:19:32,890 I don't like spiders! I have a idea! 742 01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:38,780 How can this be done? 743 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:50,780 It's a 744 01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:57,660 order. You 745 01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:58,660 you would have wanted. 746 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,160 It's Julius Caesar. 747 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:12,720 I saw the prisoner Julius Caesar. J I saw the prisoner Julius Caesar. 748 01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:19,340 We saw the prisoner Julius Caesar. The situation is more serious than you think 749 01:22:19,340 --> 01:22:20,340 think. 750 01:22:21,440 --> 01:22:23,720 Obélix, Asterix, Avra, Racoursix, it's you. 751 01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,940 Julius Caesar, this is to speak to you. 752 01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:27,240 I need to change. 753 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:28,700 I'm tired of being Roman. 754 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:35,020 Detritus' troops are going to us attack from one moment to the next and they 755 01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:36,240 a thousand times more... 756 01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,440 But the liver is everything, really? Yes, but finally we have the potion 757 01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:43,360 magical. Oh, what do I have left make a pot. But they too 758 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,139 'have now. 759 01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:48,800 What ? Yes, but Tritus made me make some for him. Yes, but just the 760 01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:52,080 contents of a pot. With their numerical superiority, if they 761 01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:56,680 good time, it's enough to do tilt the ball in their favor. And 762 01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:03,160 then, our village will be removed from the card forever and Caesar put to death. 763 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,180 What you say is right, Druid. 764 01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:12,320 But I have a proposition to make to you. 765 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:17,680 If you help me regain power, you will be exempt from taxes. 766 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:23,380 And you can continue to live outside of Roman law. What do you say 767 01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:27,160 boss? It's very interesting, but would perhaps be even better if small 768 01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:31,400 young man became frank, with possibility of tax exemption for 769 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:34,640 businesses. There, you are exaggerating, Gaul. You find that it's time to 770 01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,640 haggle? 771 01:23:35,950 --> 01:23:39,230 Do we have a chance of get away with it? Yes, a chance, but 772 01:23:39,230 --> 01:23:44,090 is thin. Oh, which one? Speak, Druid. I can make my magic potion again 773 01:23:44,090 --> 01:23:47,110 more powerful by adding milk two-headed unicorn. 774 01:23:47,310 --> 01:23:49,630 Milk from a two-headed unicorn? But it is an animal that has since disappeared 775 01:23:49,630 --> 01:23:50,630 before I was born. 776 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:52,910 Mathusalix still has a vial. 777 01:23:53,450 --> 01:23:56,350 Mathusalix? But where is this one? It's been two years since we last saw 778 01:23:56,350 --> 01:23:57,530 this old fool. Yes, it's true. 779 01:23:57,810 --> 01:24:01,350 Don't talk like that about my backside -grandfather. He's the one who gave me everything 780 01:24:01,350 --> 01:24:02,670 learned. I was attacked. 781 01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:09,680 Ah, it's a diversion. 782 01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:12,740 In reality, they will attack by in front. 783 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:16,860 How do I know that... It's me who invented this strategy. 784 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:42,420 find Mathusalix. Follow me. 785 01:24:43,420 --> 01:24:44,420 Come on. 786 01:24:44,620 --> 01:24:45,620 Yes, oh. 787 01:24:47,140 --> 01:24:49,660 Mathusalix, where are you? We have need you. 788 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,700 But he may have become deaf. This How old is he now? Not far 789 01:24:52,700 --> 01:24:56,820 200 years old. He is hiding. He loves it. He remained very prankish. 790 01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:01,800 Methusalix, oh. 791 01:25:03,660 --> 01:25:08,580 What is that? It's the end of his beard. 792 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,100 He must be at the other end. 793 01:25:11,790 --> 01:25:13,410 Did you find this on your own? Yes. 794 01:25:14,710 --> 01:25:15,710 Come on. 795 01:25:30,690 --> 01:25:31,690 Given. Given. 796 01:25:32,950 --> 01:25:33,950 Oh, 797 01:25:35,410 --> 01:25:36,410 he's stuck. 798 01:25:37,790 --> 01:25:41,430 Is that him? 799 01:25:43,380 --> 01:25:47,160 Mathieu Zalix, excuse us for disturbing, but the situation is serious. He 800 01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:51,220 you need the milk of the two-headed unicorn, the survival of the village depends on it. 801 01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,940 I've been waiting for this moment for a long time long time. 802 01:25:56,440 --> 01:26:03,340 The milk of the two-headed unicorn, that is deserved. What ? I will give it to you 803 01:26:03,340 --> 01:26:05,200 if you answer two questions. 804 01:26:05,860 --> 01:26:09,380 You're kidding us, the Romans are us attack! Don't rush it, it's 805 01:26:09,380 --> 01:26:13,400 useless. He was killed like a mule. And I warn you, you don't have the 806 01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:14,420 room for error. 807 01:26:17,060 --> 01:26:18,060 First question. 808 01:26:18,660 --> 01:26:22,480 A beggar had a brother. This brother is dead. 809 01:26:22,860 --> 01:26:29,720 But when he was alive, he had no brothers. For what ? For what 810 01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:30,720 ? 811 01:26:49,130 --> 01:26:50,830 you only have five drops left water. 812 01:26:51,770 --> 01:26:52,770 Five. 813 01:26:54,070 --> 01:26:55,070 Four. 814 01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:59,170 Three. If you don't find it, you don't All you have to do is ask for the answer to 815 01:26:59,170 --> 01:27:00,170 Romans. 816 01:27:01,010 --> 01:27:03,010 The good Lord is a woman. 817 01:27:04,350 --> 01:27:05,350 Good answer. 818 01:27:57,459 --> 01:28:00,840 And now, the second riddle. 819 01:28:01,340 --> 01:28:03,760 I don't have any brothers or sisters. 820 01:28:04,420 --> 01:28:08,280 But this man's son is the son of my father. 821 01:28:16,380 --> 01:28:20,620 for Asterix. But what are they fuck? What the hell are they doing? 822 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:55,660 Yes, but I'm not sure. 823 01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,040 Who cares, go ahead. 824 01:28:57,120 --> 01:29:03,060 Yes, but if it's not the right one answer. We don't care. Who is speaking? C 825 01:29:03,060 --> 01:29:04,059 my father. 826 01:29:04,060 --> 01:29:08,640 What was the question again? He Are you kidding us? No, but not at all. 827 01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:12,280 At my age, I have memory lapses. C It's quite normal, isn't it? I'm going there 828 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:13,540 strangle me, this old kitten. 829 01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:18,960 The question was, I don't have a brother nor a sister. And this man's son and 830 01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:22,980 my father's son, who is he? The answer is... My father. 831 01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:29,220 No response? Are you sure? Pardon ? But what does he tell you? No, 832 01:29:29,220 --> 01:29:31,400 because I said the first thing that went through my head. Yes, well, d 833 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:35,260 Okay, that's the correct answer. I have said that without thinking. But you're going to... 834 01:30:03,790 --> 01:30:04,790 ST' 501 subtitling 835 01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:31,840 Obelix too? Yes, yes, milk unicorn completely changes the nature of 836 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:33,840 magic potion. The effects are very different. 837 01:30:34,180 --> 01:30:35,180 You will see. 838 01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:39,540 She's good, she's good. This little tastes like two-headed unicorn milk, it 839 01:30:39,540 --> 01:30:40,540 It's not unpleasant. 840 01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:48,040 It's true ? I can ? Do I tell you? 841 01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:49,040 Hurry up. 842 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:55,440 But what are you going to do to me? Wait a little, you will see. 843 01:31:09,930 --> 01:31:15,510 Oh ! Oh ! 844 01:31:15,510 --> 01:31:21,610 Oh ! 845 01:31:50,410 --> 01:31:51,410 THANKS. 846 01:33:48,220 --> 01:33:49,220 traitor Trash. 847 01:33:50,940 --> 01:33:53,100 Without them, I would be dead. 848 01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:57,420 Your time has come, Detritus. 849 01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:00,320 Mercy, noble Caesar, mercy. 850 01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:02,740 I don't know what came over me. 851 01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:04,420 I was no longer myself. 852 01:34:04,660 --> 01:34:06,640 I'm losing my mind. Don't believe so well say. 853 01:34:09,180 --> 01:34:13,440 A moment, a moment, please. Don't do that, Caesar. 854 01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:14,920 Okay, I played. 855 01:34:15,540 --> 01:34:17,000 I played. I lost. 856 01:34:17,770 --> 01:34:19,570 You punished me and we don't talk about it anymore. 857 01:34:19,830 --> 01:34:20,830 You are despicable. 858 01:34:21,310 --> 01:34:22,310 THANKS. 859 01:34:22,630 --> 01:34:24,010 Exactly, think about it. 860 01:34:24,570 --> 01:34:28,550 We always need someone 'ignoble when you are in power. 861 01:34:29,690 --> 01:34:33,730 This avoids getting your hands dirty. 862 01:34:34,270 --> 01:34:36,390 I can do everything, Caesar. Do it all. 863 01:34:37,110 --> 01:34:41,230 Spy on, denounce, betray my friends, my favorite thing. 864 01:34:42,170 --> 01:34:44,070 False testimonies too. 865 01:34:44,290 --> 01:34:46,790 You disgust me. Because you know me very good. 866 01:34:47,210 --> 01:34:51,890 I disgust them, have you heard? So, Caesar, I cannot disappoint you. 867 01:34:52,650 --> 01:34:59,390 The dangers, Caesar, the dangers are all these traitors around you 868 01:34:59,390 --> 01:35:01,830 whom you believe to be faithful and devoted. 869 01:35:02,110 --> 01:35:05,590 Who do you want to talk about? I was talking of... 870 01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:54,240 Yes, 871 01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:57,560 but I am the real Obelix. The true. 872 01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:00,140 The others were just imitations. 873 01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:06,320 Falbala, I need to talk to you. He I have to... I would like to tell you 874 01:36:06,320 --> 01:36:08,000 thing. Go ahead, I'll listen to you. 875 01:36:10,100 --> 01:36:15,920 Will you marry me? Eh ? You're not seriously? But yes, why? 876 01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:21,460 But Obélix, I love you very much, but t I'm like a big brother. 877 01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:23,000 A friend. 878 01:36:23,240 --> 01:36:24,740 My big teddy bear Obelix. 879 01:36:26,820 --> 01:36:31,360 But it's Tragicomis that I like. We Let's get married next month. 880 01:36:31,660 --> 01:36:37,100 Ah good ? But yet, Prolix had me says that... Prolix, he knows very well that 881 01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:38,100 you're a crook. 882 01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:40,520 Don't be sad. 883 01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:42,820 You don't wear it when you're sad. 884 01:36:44,060 --> 01:36:45,060 Obelix. 885 01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:48,600 Parvala. 886 01:36:49,060 --> 01:36:50,060 I have to go. 887 01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:52,080 You're not mad, are you? 888 01:36:52,620 --> 01:36:53,740 You will always be my friend. 889 01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:55,800 My big obelic teddy bear. 890 01:36:56,380 --> 01:37:03,220 Do you promise me? Do you promise me? Tell me that 891 01:37:03,220 --> 01:37:04,660 you promise me. Yes. 892 01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:29,000 You give me some more potion magic, please? You're kidding. 893 01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:31,800 find that there is not enough 'Obelix like that? But it's not 894 01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:32,800 me. 895 01:37:35,580 --> 01:37:35,900 Tralbala, 896 01:37:35,900 --> 01:37:43,260 I 897 01:37:43,260 --> 01:37:46,780 can I talk to you for two more seconds? What Do you want him? No but t 898 01:37:46,780 --> 01:37:48,240 'don't worry, I'll bring it back to you straight away continued. 899 01:37:48,520 --> 01:37:49,520 Come on, come on. 900 01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:03,500 Drink this. 901 01:38:04,080 --> 01:38:07,620 What is this ? It can't hurt you. I drank it too. 902 01:38:08,540 --> 01:38:10,720 Go ahead and drink it, please. Do -me pleasure. 903 01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:12,160 But it's okay, me. 904 01:38:34,060 --> 01:38:36,240 Well, you can go and join your comics journey. 905 01:38:36,540 --> 01:38:38,240 And you, you want to stay with me, say. 906 01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:41,360 I am too much, I think. 907 01:39:24,490 --> 01:39:28,170 Me too. Imagine the number of wild boars that would have been necessary for the 908 01:39:28,170 --> 01:39:29,170 all. 909 01:39:36,830 --> 01:39:43,290 Obelix! Obelix! Obelix! Obelix has 910 01:39:43,290 --> 01:39:49,150 gone! You mean double d 'Obelix? No, I have all the Obélixes 911 01:39:49,150 --> 01:39:49,829 found none. 912 01:39:49,830 --> 01:39:54,540 You're going to kill yourself, my friend! Calm down, real Obelix needs to calm down. I have 913 01:39:54,540 --> 01:39:55,900 somewhere. You are there, you. 914 01:39:57,020 --> 01:39:59,080 Maybe I'll disappear too. But no. 915 01:39:59,440 --> 01:40:01,900 But what do you know about it? You have already used, the edicorne for two 916 01:40:01,900 --> 01:40:06,380 heads? Me, me, no. But you said that it was often used. 917 01:40:06,940 --> 01:40:09,140 And if there had been danger, he 'would have warned. 918 01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:12,420 You speak. You speak. He's a pervert, this old croton. 919 01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:17,580 Don't talk like that about my backside -grandfather. He's the one who gave me everything 920 01:40:17,580 --> 01:40:18,580 learned. 921 01:40:19,380 --> 01:40:21,380 What do you have? I feel weird. 922 01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:22,840 I feel weird. 923 01:40:38,880 --> 01:40:45,480 In my place, there are those who would benefit of the 924 01:40:45,480 --> 01:40:46,960 situation. But not you. 925 01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:48,540 No, not me, no. 926 01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:51,520 It's not that I don't want it. 927 01:40:52,590 --> 01:40:54,290 Go ahead, kiss me, you big idiot. 928 01:40:57,110 --> 01:41:00,230 On the mouth? 929 01:41:00,230 --> 01:41:06,470 Oh ! 930 01:41:06,470 --> 01:41:12,390 Fallen ride! Obelix! 931 01:41:12,390 --> 01:41:18,990 Obelix! It's you, the real one, unique! Of course I am me, 932 01:41:19,030 --> 01:41:19,769 why? 933 01:41:19,770 --> 01:41:22,550 For what ? Because everyone else opelics are missing. And the others 934 01:41:22,550 --> 01:41:23,610 Asterix too, by the way. 935 01:41:23,870 --> 01:41:25,810 Ah yes, like Falbala. Yes, like Falbala. 936 01:41:26,230 --> 01:41:28,090 Ah yes, it's really bad luck. 937 01:41:28,490 --> 01:41:31,030 Ah yes, especially for... For Falbala. 938 01:41:31,310 --> 01:41:34,510 Come on, come on, it's not true that Heartaches last a lifetime. 939 01:41:34,790 --> 01:41:37,910 Over time, it ends up becoming lovely memories. And then, that's not it, 940 01:41:37,910 --> 01:41:40,570 am here. Ah yes, fortunately you are there, fortunately. 941 01:41:40,850 --> 01:41:41,850 Ah, still. 942 01:41:56,590 --> 01:42:02,570 Wait for me! Oh, my bonus stone! Little last one! Little one, my 943 01:42:02,570 --> 01:42:07,390 stones! He left, even stones bonus, everyone left. 944 01:42:08,310 --> 01:42:09,670 Not even a little last one. 945 01:42:17,410 --> 01:42:21,630 Oh, and Open League, it went from head, what! It's victory, we have 946 01:42:21,630 --> 01:42:23,230 ! Well yes. 947 01:42:24,410 --> 01:42:25,490 But I lost everything. 948 01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:31,700 My friends, tonight we celebrate two important events. Our victory 949 01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:38,580 the Romans. Yeah ! And the birthday of Obelix. Yeah ! From 950 01:42:38,580 --> 01:42:41,560 fall into everything, then into the potion magical. 951 01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:46,200 Obelix! In the night, the feasts, the Romans, slaps. 952 01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:50,460 Obelix! And since the time we see, your manner is very good. 953 01:42:50,940 --> 01:42:51,940 Obelix! 954 01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:55,560 Love makes you blush, but nothing makes you blush makes you age. 955 01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:03,200 And now, the cake! 956 01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:17,080 They 957 01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:19,120 are yours! Cesaire has left! 958 01:44:07,340 --> 01:44:08,340 No. 959 01:44:34,740 --> 01:44:38,020 And then the cake, he's only going to make butcher. I keep telling him, 960 01:44:38,020 --> 01:44:39,280 He's a fool, brother. 961 01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:46,160 Obelix! Obelix! Obelix! 962 01:44:46,160 --> 01:44:48,480 Obelix! 963 01:45:54,540 --> 01:45:59,540 When it passes, it erases like a shine. 964 01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:04,680 In front of a sky, it is her that we see. 965 01:46:06,260 --> 01:46:11,900 She is so queen that she only deserves 'a king. 966 01:46:14,180 --> 01:46:16,760 But I'm not king. 967 01:46:20,480 --> 01:46:22,720 She doesn't see me. 968 01:46:26,830 --> 01:46:31,470 When she dances, everything dances on her arm. 969 01:46:32,690 --> 01:46:35,270 Near her, everything lights up a little. 970 01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:43,330 For what ? She has this grace that others do not have 971 01:46:43,330 --> 01:46:44,330 not. 972 01:46:46,750 --> 01:46:48,870 Everything I talk to him about. 973 01:46:59,020 --> 01:47:05,540 And me, the closer I get, the more I feels awkward, the more I 974 01:47:05,540 --> 01:47:08,980 hates my body and my voice. 975 01:47:10,080 --> 01:47:16,600 There are borders that we cross despite thousands of soldiers, 976 01:47:16,620 --> 01:47:21,160 but we don't cross ours. 977 01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:36,580 delicate the light life of this world 978 01:47:36,580 --> 01:47:43,340 he is also so everything that he is is 979 01:47:43,340 --> 01:47:48,780 women don't know 980 01:47:48,780 --> 01:47:53,960 see these things 981 01:48:21,930 --> 01:48:27,410 It can change so many things if we want, if we fight. 982 01:48:27,950 --> 01:48:32,010 But not these injustices. 983 01:48:38,430 --> 01:48:43,470 When she passes, she passes like a shine. 984 01:48:44,770 --> 01:48:48,250 In front of a sky, he was the idiot. 985 01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:56,680 Mermaids deserve only one king, 986 01:48:56,680 --> 01:49:00,960 others than me, 987 01:49:01,020 --> 01:49:07,580 I'm not a king.