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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So, once this is up and running,
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anyone with a
computer and a modem
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can have access to every
grant offered worldwide.
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As the kids like
to say, ka-ching!
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That's the sound
of a cash register,
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in case the onomatopoeia
was unclear.
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Brenda has a secret man
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that she is hiding
from everybody. Really?
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And he might be married.
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Really?
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Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
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You want to know
what's not easy?
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Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
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hanging out in
their chicken coop.
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What?
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So you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
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Okay.
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I'm glad we can talk
about these things.
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Me, too. Someday we'll talk
about Mom and Pastor Rob.
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Oh, remember today
is Sheldon's big
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database launch party, so
we're all very excited.
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Yeah, how excited we talking,
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on a scale of one to ten?
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Uh, I don't know. Six?
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Do we have any understanding
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of what this data thing is?
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Not a clue. Morning, Shelly.
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Hey, there's the big guy.
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That was about a nine.
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Can I get you breakfast?
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I don't know if I can
eat. I'm too excited.
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I know. We all are.
What's going on?
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It's your brother's big day.
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When isn't it?
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Meemaw, are you
coming to my party?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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Oh, we're gonna leave at 4:00
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if you want to ride with us.
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No, I have to meet you there.
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I got a little business
I have to take care of.
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Oh, if you're getting me a gift,
it's not that kind of party.
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Although I wouldn't say no to
a TI-81 graphing calculator.
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So what all's gonna
happen at this party?
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Well, we're gonna post to
UseNet that the database is live
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and then watch the monitor
as the subscribers roll in.
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And you're calling
that a party? Bold.
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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We still haven't
settled on a name.
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Well, I was thinking
maybe Alice.
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Alice Cooper. That
is badass. Sold.
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Wait, who said her last
name's gonna be Cooper?
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Well, that's my last name.
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Yeah, and mine's McAllister.
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Yeah, but I'm the dad. So?
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I think that's just the rule.
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Not my rule.
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Well, all right. Let's
not fight about it.
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I'm pretty sure she can hear us.
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Yeah, you're probably
right.
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Please don't have a giant head!
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Thanks for doing this.
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Hey, you make a whole
human being in your belly,
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I get the crib and car
seat, we'll call it even.
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That is not even close to even.
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Well, I'm just saying,
my list is pretty long,
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and you only got the one thing.
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Hey.
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Hey. I didn't know you
were working today.
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No, I'm not. Just stopped
by to pick up my check.
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Got it right here.
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Any plans for your day off?
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Nothing special.
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Not seeing your mystery man?
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Just give me my check.
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I don't mean to pry.
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It's just, your friends think
you're keeping him a secret
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'cause he's married.
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There's no mystery
man. And you're prying.
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Sorry.
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Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh...
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Pastor Rob. It's Pastor Rob.
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I gathered.
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Uh, lunch would be...
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fine. Yes.
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See you soon. Mm-hmm.
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Shall I pry?
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Uh, it's nothing. He
probably just wants
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to gossip about
some church drama.
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So here's your
check. Okay, bye.
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Buh-bye.
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Excuse me, which one of
these car seats is the best?
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That'd be the Evenflo
Discovery right here.
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Top of the line.
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Great.
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Which one's your second best?
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Is it a gift for someone?
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No, it's for me.
I'm having a kid.
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Mm. I tell you,
that first ride home
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from the hospital with
the baby in the back,
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scariest drive of your life.
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Well, I got a station wagon.
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It's like a tank with
a cassette player.
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That's good, good.
'Cause you can't believe
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how fragile and tiny
newborn babies are.
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No, I can, I can believe it.
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So you know about that
spot on their head
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that ain't even solid yet.
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Sure.
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Anyway, uh, you were
interested in the basic model.
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Okay, pal, I'm in sales.
I know what you're doing.
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So...
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Just give me the expensive one.
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Good choice.
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Hello?
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Sheldon, is Georgie there?
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No.Is your mom there?
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No.Are there any adults there?
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No. But I have an IQ of 187.
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I'm sure I can figure out
whatever's troubling you.
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My water broke. I'm in labor.
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Oh, dear.
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Come in.
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All right, let's do this.
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Why are you wearing dish gloves?
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To deliver the baby.
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That is not happening.
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Good.
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Whew. Can I get
a glass of water?
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Sheldon, I need to
go to the hospital.
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Well, I can't drive.
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I do have a bike, but you'll
never fit in the wagon.
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I don't know how much
longer I can wait.
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I can call an ambulance.
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It's okay, I'll drive.
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Just come with me, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh...
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Does it hurt bad? Yes!
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That's unfortunate.
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It's my understanding
it's only gonna get worse.
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I'll be right back.
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Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
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What's with the gloves?
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So I don't get
placenta on my hands.
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What?
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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So, I haven't seen
you around in a while.
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Yeah, I've been pretty busy
trying to help Pastor Jeff
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hold things together
at the church.
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Oh. Things okay?
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You know.
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Not as good as they were
when you were there.
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Well, that's nice of you to say.
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No, I mean that it's chaos.
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I'm sure you'll
pull through.
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Yeah, actually, I got
another job offer.
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Oh.
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First Baptist in Little Rock
is looking for a youth pastor.
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Arkansas.
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That's a big move.
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Well, I'm not sure
I'm gonna take it yet,
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but, um, kind of wanted
to get your advice.
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So you might stay?
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Well, it's a good opportunity,
bigger congregation,
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but I'd miss the kids... Mm.
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And, you know, the
friends I've made.
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Sure. Are you still
seeing that girl?
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The one you babysat?
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Yeah, that one.
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Uh, no, no.
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We, um, we broke up.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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So, what do you think?
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Well, um...
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I would miss
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having you around,
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but I think you need
to follow your heart.
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What if my heart doesn't
know what it wants?
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I don't know. Pick
a different organ.
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Mary Cooper.
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Oh, grow up.
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That's not what I
meant.
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Shouldn't you be laying down?
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No, it's good to be on my feet.
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The doctor said this
could take a while.
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Could you be more specific?
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I have a thing at 5:00.
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Is there anyone else
I can call for you?
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Maybe your mom? No, I can't
deal with her right now.
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Maybe after they give me drugs.
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Okay, I'll just keep
trying the Coopers.
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You know, in a way,
you and I are having
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a very similar day.
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Really? How might that be?
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I'm also bringing something
new into the world.
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Although mine does not
involve my privates
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being inspected my strangers.
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Okay. "Tighten strap
until car seat moves
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no more than half an inch."
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Okay.
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Well, that's more
than half an inch.
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Aw, come on.
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♪ Come on, now, drummer ♪
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♪ I want you to tighten
it up for me now ♪
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♪ Tighten up on that bass, now ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Move to your left
♪ [phone ringing]
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♪ Move to your right ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now ♪
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♪ Everything will
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now. ♪
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You've been through this
before. How long does it take?
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Depends. With
Billy, it was days.
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Well, he always has
been a tad slow.
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I just got your message.
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Am I late? Did I miss it?
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Actually, you're
the first one here.
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Actually, I was
the first one here
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and I'd like to be the
first one to leave.
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So who's back there with Mandy?
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She's with the doctor.
We gave her some privacy.
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Where the hell's Georgie?
We can't find him.
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What about Mary? Ain't
she at the bowling alley?
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No. Sh-She went out to lunch.
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And speaking of lunch, we
should get to my launch.
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Sheldon, my granddaughter's
about to be born.
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I-I'm not going anywhere.
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Oh, I'm sure Georgie will
get more women pregnant.
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You'll have another chance.
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Walk away.
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Well, I, I guess I'm gonna go.
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Come on, stay.
Keep me company.
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Fine.
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Remember the last
time we were here?
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You mean the night you
gave me a heart attack?
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Stop it.
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I did not give you
a heart attack.
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You gave me something.Well...
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Oh, hey, Mary.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. What's
going on with you?
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Who's with Mandy? The doctor.
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What are you two doing out here?
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Waiting on you.
Where have you been?
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I was at lunch.
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Hey.
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I hear we're having a baby.
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What? Did I miss it?
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Where is my dad?
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I ask that question a lot.
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He's not usually late.
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00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,680
My mom's picking me up,
but she's always late.
263
00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:41,780
Hey. Maybe they're together.
264
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,190
Why would they be together?
265
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:44,871
They could be having
another secret meeting
266
00:11:44,895 --> 00:11:46,007
in the chicken coop.
267
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,440
He's probably running
late at practice.
268
00:11:48,763 --> 00:11:49,783
Okay.
269
00:11:50,397 --> 00:11:53,465
I'm sure they're
not together.Okay.
270
00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,360
I mean it. Okay.
271
00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:56,535
Shut up, Billy.
272
00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:58,394
Okay.
273
00:11:58,796 --> 00:12:01,305
What is he doing
here? He's a pastor,
274
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,762
and he wanted to be here.
275
00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:04,637
I mean what is he
doing here with you?
276
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:07,661
He asked me for some
advice, so we had lunch.
277
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,725
So that's why no one
could find you for hours.
278
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,335
Are you accusing
me of something?
279
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,616
Is there something
to accuse you of?
280
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,115
Hey, today's the
day of miracles.
281
00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,376
Do you really want
to be fighting?
282
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,491
Stay out of this.
283
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,772
We didn't do anything wrong.
284
00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:21,180
I think I'm gonna head out.
285
00:12:21,205 --> 00:12:22,915
No, he's staying,
you're staying.
286
00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:23,837
What does that mean?
287
00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,012
Nothing, just...
288
00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:26,810
Nothing.
289
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:30,312
What's going on with you two?
290
00:12:30,337 --> 00:12:32,837
What's going
on with you two?
291
00:12:33,006 --> 00:12:35,796
Last chance. Who wants to
witness science history?
292
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,850
Don't be shy, folks.
293
00:12:46,993 --> 00:12:49,263
You
have nine new messages.
294
00:13:07,115 --> 00:13:09,695
Connie? What are you doing here?
295
00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:11,942
I'm having a baby.
296
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,525
Oh. It's happening?
297
00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:16,485
Kinda. Why are you here?
298
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:20,804
Uh, I-I had a medical
thing. It-It's been handled.
299
00:13:20,829 --> 00:13:21,823
Here, let me help
you to your room.
300
00:13:21,848 --> 00:13:24,270
What kind of thing?
Just a thing.
301
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,580
It's been tended to.
302
00:13:25,691 --> 00:13:27,360
How-how far apart are
your contractions?
303
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,410
Connie, what's going on?
304
00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:30,885
It's hemorrhoids, okay?
305
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,850
It's embarrassing,
but here we are.
306
00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,890
Hemorrhoids,
hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids!
307
00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:37,450
Happy?
308
00:13:39,913 --> 00:13:41,940
Well, I'm about four
centimeters dilated,
309
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:43,292
and the doctors
think it could be
310
00:13:43,317 --> 00:13:44,295
another few hours.
311
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,810
Well...
312
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,640
Good.
313
00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,260
Walk slow. Oh, okay.
314
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:54,995
So, how often are you
taking my wife out to lunch?
315
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:58,355
It was just lunch. He
didn't take me out.
316
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,960
So, who's going to drive
me? 'Cause time's a-tickin'.
317
00:14:00,985 --> 00:14:03,440
Sheldon, not now.
G-Go check on Mandy.
318
00:14:03,499 --> 00:14:05,012
But... Sheldon, go!
319
00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,029
You are being ridiculous.
320
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:10,227
Am I? I got eyes, Mary.
321
00:14:10,252 --> 00:14:12,915
So do I. And when I walked in,
322
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,510
you and Brenda
were acting weird.
323
00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:15,540
What is that about?
324
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:16,961
Nothing. It's about nothing.
325
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,860
Yeah, it's nothing.
326
00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:22,075
Is my husband your mystery man?
327
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:25,030
No.She's dating someone else.
328
00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:27,115
How do you know
that? She told me.
329
00:14:27,748 --> 00:14:30,035
Why are you talking
to my husband
330
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,340
about your love life?
331
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:33,605
You know, Mary, you
might want to be careful
332
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:35,035
about throwing stones,
333
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,915
'cause I've seen
your glass house.
334
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,156
What does that mean?
335
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,730
I saw how upset you were
when this one was on a date.
336
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:44,428
Really? What the hell
do you mean, "really"?
337
00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:46,520
What's going on?
Where's Mandy?
338
00:14:46,545 --> 00:14:49,360
Uh, she's fine.
She's in her room.
339
00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:51,346
So she's having
a baby by herself
340
00:14:51,371 --> 00:14:52,770
while you're all out here?
341
00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,515
No, Sheldon's with her.
342
00:14:54,746 --> 00:14:56,871
Unbelievable.
343
00:14:59,705 --> 00:15:00,975
George, Mary.
344
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,850
Jim. It's nice to see you.
345
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:04,156
Hey, how are you? My name's...
346
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,733
Jim! Gotta go.
347
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,249
Can't believe this.
348
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,435
Where you going? Home.
349
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,993
They clearly forgot about us.
350
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,077
This sucks.
351
00:15:23,926 --> 00:15:25,206
Do you think my mom and your dad
352
00:15:25,231 --> 00:15:26,998
are going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend?
353
00:15:27,023 --> 00:15:28,108
No.
354
00:15:28,706 --> 00:15:31,095
If they got married, would that
make us brother and sister?
355
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,570
It's not gonna happen.
356
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:35,530
Luke Skywalker and Princess
Leia were brother and sister,
357
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:36,695
and they still kissed.
358
00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,920
I didn't write it.
359
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:44,101
Excuse me, does that
computer have a modem?
360
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:47,420
A what? A modem. It's how you
access the World Wide Web.
361
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,613
The what?
362
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,510
It's when your computer wants
363
00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:51,655
to talk to another computer,
364
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,520
and it goes...
365
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,125
You mean a fax machine.
366
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,295
It's like I'm from the future.
367
00:16:11,493 --> 00:16:12,983
What are you doing out here?
368
00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:15,299
I heard Mandy was
having the baby.
369
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,211
Yes, but that happens inside.
370
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,097
I know.
371
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,849
Aren't you going in?
372
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:25,111
I can't.
373
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,101
Oh, these doors are automated.
374
00:16:27,126 --> 00:16:28,726
You just walk towards
them and they open.
375
00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:30,370
I can't be a dad.
376
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,420
I couldn't even
install a car seat.
377
00:16:33,351 --> 00:16:35,850
Great. You can drive
me to my launch party.
378
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,515
you're doing great, sweetie.
379
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,684
Didn't work 30 years
ago, doesn't work now.
380
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,826
I think I'll just let y'all
have a little family time.
381
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:45,910
Please stay.
382
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,222
Hey.
383
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:50,420
Oh, how we doing? I'm all right.
384
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:52,940
Are you all right?
385
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:55,265
I'm fine. Just fine.
386
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,920
Fine? Looked like
your husband was gonna
387
00:16:56,945 --> 00:16:59,659
punch out that guy in the
waiting room. What happened?
388
00:17:00,215 --> 00:17:01,535
When did you get here?
389
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,760
Earlier.
390
00:17:02,785 --> 00:17:05,800
So, who did George almost punch?
391
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,840
Some little fella
with a mustache.
392
00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:12,025
Okay, hang in there,
baby, you're doing great.
393
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,285
What did I just tell you?
394
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,050
I don't know what else to say.
395
00:17:15,663 --> 00:17:17,149
Thank you for doing this.
396
00:17:18,193 --> 00:17:19,553
Mm-hmm.
397
00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:21,725
You know, you wait and
you wait and you wait,
398
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,128
and you think the
day's never gonna come,
399
00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:25,687
and then pow, it's here. I know.
400
00:17:25,885 --> 00:17:27,425
Everyone thought
I was too young,
401
00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:30,860
that I wouldn't see it
through, but here I am.
402
00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:34,249
To think I almost missed it.
403
00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:37,557
I would have regretted that
for the rest of my life.
404
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,315
Why are we turning around?
405
00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:49,060
Hey.
406
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:51,929
What's going on with you two?
407
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,062
Nothing. We're fine.
408
00:17:53,087 --> 00:17:54,587
You know what, if
you're gonna fight,
409
00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:55,547
can you do it out loud?
410
00:17:55,572 --> 00:17:57,179
'Cause I could really
use the distraction.
411
00:17:57,203 --> 00:17:59,253
No one's fighting.
412
00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:03,078
Where is that big needle? I
was promised a big needle.
413
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,563
I think we're getting close.
Since the father's not here,
414
00:18:05,588 --> 00:18:07,268
I'll go in the
delivery room with you.
415
00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:11,099
Or I'm happy to go, if you want.
416
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,457
I'm not gonna be sitting
down anytime soon.
417
00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:14,929
Georgie will be here.
418
00:18:14,954 --> 00:18:17,256
If he were gonna be
here, he'd be here.
419
00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:19,175
But honestly, who's surprised?
420
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,195
Well, I'm a little surprised.
421
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,370
Jim, not now.
422
00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:25,242
All right, well, I can
have my own opinion.
423
00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:26,563
I think he's a good kid.
424
00:18:27,184 --> 00:18:28,887
You never take my side.
425
00:18:28,912 --> 00:18:30,362
Are you kidding me?!
426
00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:33,546
I missed her whole pregnancy
'cause I took your side.
427
00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,866
So you're just, you're
just okay with all of this?
428
00:18:35,891 --> 00:18:39,155
My daughter is having
a baby. I'm thrilled.
429
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,370
Aw, Dad.
430
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,012
Sorry I'm late.
431
00:18:45,037 --> 00:18:46,663
Oh, no, no, no.
You're right on time.
432
00:18:46,688 --> 00:18:47,688
Told you.
433
00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:50,466
You are completely late, but
I'm really glad you're here.
434
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,780
Do you want all
these people around?
435
00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:53,659
No!
436
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:54,930
All right, everybody out.
437
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,289
But... Out.
438
00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:58,302
Uh, we'll be in the waiting
room if you need us.
439
00:18:58,327 --> 00:19:00,607
My advice, take all
the drugs they offer.
440
00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:01,799
I plan to.
441
00:19:03,497 --> 00:19:06,250
How you doing? Where were you?
442
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,785
I'm sorry. I was trying
to install the car seat,
443
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,006
and I didn't hear the phone.
444
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:12,275
It's okay, you made it.
445
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,060
Did you get it
installed? Sheldon did.
446
00:19:15,085 --> 00:19:16,920
Turns out, it takes a genius.
447
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:28,710
Mom, sit.
448
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,164
No, no, I'm, I'm good.
449
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,890
She's here.
450
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:37,820
She's tiny and perfect,
and Mandy's doing great.
451
00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:43,730
Oh, what's her name?
452
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,143
Constance.
453
00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:47,241
Oh...
454
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,851
Yes. Thank you.
455
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,010
Is there a middle name?
456
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,880
We're still working on it.
457
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,400
Can we see her?
458
00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:58,826
Well, they're
sleeping right now,
459
00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:00,196
but I'll let y'all
know when they're up.
460
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,385
Well, we're gonna be right here.
461
00:20:03,956 --> 00:20:05,805
So you're a grandma.
462
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,310
I know.
463
00:20:07,335 --> 00:20:10,447
Let's get
you some tissue.
464
00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:16,577
I'm gonna stay at my
mom's house tonight.
465
00:20:16,602 --> 00:20:18,114
Fine by me.
466
00:20:18,515 --> 00:20:20,406
I just talked to Dr. Sturgis.
467
00:20:20,642 --> 00:20:22,662
We didn't get a
single subscriber.
468
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,661
My database is a
complete failure.
469
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,224
I know, I'm upset, too.
470
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,312
Where's Missy?
471
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:44,270
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