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That's right. That's right.
Come on. Come on. No, don't stop.

2
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Come on. No, no, no! Keep looking!

3
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You don't feel so good now, do you?
Come on.

4
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See, you let it out. Out!

5
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I'm an idiot. I feel like an idiot.

6
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Not so fast, not so fast. Slower.

7
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Slower.

8
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Good, good.

9
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Keep it specific.

10
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Still a little tension in the mouth, Mac.

11
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Good, good.

12
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Okay, make her work peripherally.

13
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Michael...

14
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- Dorsey, is it?
- Yes, that's right.

15
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Mr. Dorsey, would you turn
to page 23, please?

16
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Yes, I believe you mean the first scene...

17
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Sorry, the second scene of the first act.

18
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Second scene of the first act. That's right.
Take your time. Begin when you're ready.

19
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Yes, of course.

20
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Oh, sweetheart, do you know what it was
like waking up in Paris that morning

21
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seeing the empty pillow where...

22
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Wait a minute! Cover your breasts! Kevin
is downstairs! My God, what are you?

23
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I'm a woman. Not Felicia's mother.
Not Kevin's wife.

24
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Thanks very much, Mr. Dorsey.
We need someone a little older.

25
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Mom! Dad! Uncle Pete, come quick!

26
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Something's wrong with Biscuit!
I think he's dead!

27
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We're looking for someone a little younger.

28
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"They have dinner..." Can I just start again?
I didn't get kicked off right.

29
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The reading was fine.
You're just the wrong height.

30
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Oh, I can be taller.

31
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No, you don't understand.
We're looking for somebody shorter.

32
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Oh! Look, I don't have to be this tall.

33
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See, I'm wearing lifts. I can be shorter.

34
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I know, but, really, we're looking
for somebody different.

35
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I can be different.

36
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We're looking for somebody else, okay?

37
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What do you feel more deeply
about than working?

38
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Well, the part's the most important thing,
but love sometimes is too...

39
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This is improvisation.
You're the writer. You're the playwriter.

40
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When somebody writes a play,

41
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they decide where the highs are,
where the lows are. Right?

42
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Now you do it!

43
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And you may not be high
where they're high in the writing.

44
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You may not be low
where they're low on the writing.

45
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You may be high on "but".
You may be high on "and".

46
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Of course, they were doing it for dough.

47
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They were doing it for dough the same
as everybody does it for dough.

48
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But the question is in the last analysis.

49
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What were they doing for dough?

50
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You and me for dough, we were advancing
our free little non-Prussian careers.

51
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So, when all hell broke loose, and the
Germans started running out of soap,

52
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and figured, "What the hell? We might
as well cook up Mrs. Greenwald!",

53
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who the hell do you think stopped them?

54
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Pardon me, but is my acting
interfering with your talking?

55
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Don't play a part that's not in you.

56
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Don't say "he" or "she" like you did
last week when you were doing Kitty.

57
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Right? When you were doing
'Time of Your Life'.

58
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If you can't make the part yourself,
then you can't play it.

59
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Sergeant.

60
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Quick! Get a priest!

61
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No, sergeant, no priest.

62
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- But you're dying, Count Tolstoy.
- I know.

63
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In the name of the Father,
and the Son and the Holy Ghost,

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I commit your soul to God.

65
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- My friends...
- That's super, Michael.

66
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But I wonder if you could move center
stage on that last speech, and then die.

67
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Why?

68
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The left side of the house
can't see you at all.

69
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You want me to stand up and
walk to the center of the stage,

70
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while I'm dying?

71
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Well, I know it's awkward,
but we'll just have to do it.

72
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- Why?
- I just told you. Now do it!

73
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Because you say so?

74
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Yes, love.

75
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Not with me as Tolstoy.

76
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You gotta work.

77
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You gotta work.
There's no excuse for not working.

78
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There's no excuse for not working.
There's unemployment.

79
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When I started acting, there's unemployment.
When all my friends started acting.

80
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And it has not changed.

81
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You got 90-95% unemployment, right?
It's never gonna change.

82
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You're an actor. You're in New York City.

83
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There is no work.
But you gotta find ways to work.

84
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Two tortellinis, a gazpacho
with two house salads, please.

85
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Ordering: Veal chop, medium,
two scrods, an order of chicken,

86
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and give one scrod underdone, please.

87
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- What's the veggie on that?
- Baked potato.

88
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- How'd it go there?
- Terrible.

89
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- Did you rewrite the last scene?
- I did the necktie scene.

90
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How is it?

91
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I'm very excited. I think it's gonna
change theater as we know it.

92
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All right, hold it. We'll work on it when we get home tonight.
- Okay.

93
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- That's my flounder.
- No, no, no!

94
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- That is my flounder.
- Robber!

95
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- Ordering: One flounder...
- Hey, that's for the customer!

96
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Hey, man! I eat these things once a day,

97
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so when the customers say,
"Hey, do you eat this food?",

98
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I can say, "Yeah, I eat this food."

99
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You rewrote the necktie scene, right?

100
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- Yeah.
- Good, good, good.

101
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- Without the necktie.
- With the necktie.

102
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- With the necktie?
- Yeah, with the necktie.

103
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With the necktie. The necktie is
what's wrong with your play!

104
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- Okay, the necktie is what's wrong with my play.
- You take the necktie out, you got something.

105
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What's wrong with you?

106
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What's wrong with me?
I'll tell you what's wrong with me.

107
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What's wrong with me it is very
depressing to be disagreed with.

108
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It's depression.

109
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Today's your birthday, Michael.

110
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- And you haven't mentioned it all day.
- No, no, no.

111
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- Don't start in with that, man.
- I just think you're allergic to it.

112
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I'm a character actor.
Age has no effect on me.

113
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- That's good. That's very good.
- How does one not be depressed?

114
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Instead of trying to be
Michael Dorsey, the great actor,

115
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or Michael Dorsey, the great waiter,

116
00:07:07,475 --> 00:07:09,675
why not just try to be Michael Dorsey?

117
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I am Michael Dorsey. I am Michael Dorsey.
I don't know what the payoff is.

118
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- Well, say it like you mean it.
- I am Michael Dorsey. Fine. Okay?

119
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<i>Surprise!</i>

120
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- Speech! Speech! Speech!
- No, no, no.

121
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute!

122
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Wait a minute. First a toast.

123
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To Michael Dorsey, who, like it or not,
makes you remember what acting's all about!

124
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Being unemployed!

125
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To Michael...

126
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who's been my friend for six years.

127
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Was it that long?

128
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And who is my coach. And he's just great.

129
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He's a great coach, he's a great actor,
he's a great guy and...

130
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This is a really dumb speech.
Let's get drunk.

131
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Happy birthday!

132
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

133
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

134
00:08:03,675 --> 00:08:09,375
♪ Happy birthday dear Michael ♪

135
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪

136
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- Hi. How're you doing? I'm Michael.
- Micheal. Patty. Hi.

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- Are you an actress? You have a terrific face.
- No.

138
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That's a nice blouse.
Who'd you come here with?

139
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I don't want a full house
at the Winter Garden Theater.

140
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I want 90 people who just came out of
the worst rainstorm in the city's history.

141
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These are people who are alive
on the planet,

142
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until they dry off.

143
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I wish I had a theater that
was only open when it rained.

144
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Strasberg said you create
your opportunities, and he's right.

145
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- Uta said that.
- I don't care who said it.

146
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The point is, Sandy and I are raising
$8,000 to do Jeff's play up in Syracuse.

147
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As soon as we raise the money,
we're gonna do it.

148
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You could do the same thing.
It's a great punchline.

149
00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:03,425
- Look at Emily! Look who's here!
- You have self-pity.

150
00:09:04,425 --> 00:09:06,175
You do it in the Poconos,
you can do it in New Jersey city.

151
00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:08,875
You're sitting around saying,
"I can't work. I can't work."

152
00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:09,625
Create your own op...

153
00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,375
- Michael!
- What?

154
00:09:10,475 --> 00:09:11,675
- Isn't she cute?
- Yeah.

155
00:09:11,775 --> 00:09:14,475
- You creat your own opportunity.
- He loves children. He really does.

156
00:09:14,525 --> 00:09:17,275
You make it! You make it!
You find a way to raise it.

157
00:09:17,525 --> 00:09:20,125
I was looking at you from over there.
You've got a terrific face.

158
00:09:20,175 --> 00:09:21,375
Are you an actress?
You are an actress!

159
00:09:21,425 --> 00:09:23,675
- Sometimes, yeah.
- You were in 'Dames at Sea'!

160
00:09:23,925 --> 00:09:25,225
- Yeah, you saw that?
- Good work.

161
00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:26,275
- Really!
- Thank you.

162
00:09:26,325 --> 00:09:28,425
- You have a great singing voice.
- Oh, thank you.

163
00:09:28,675 --> 00:09:31,625
I felt like there was an aura
between us when I saw it.

164
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,875
No, no, I'm not kidding.
I don't know you, but I know you.

165
00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,275
I bet you I can tell you something
you don't know about yourself.

166
00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,075
- What's that?
- I bet you like to run barefoot on the beach.

167
00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:39,875
Now, why are you so wired?

168
00:09:39,975 --> 00:09:41,875
It's my birthday.
I haven't worked in two years.

169
00:09:41,925 --> 00:09:42,625
- Give me a break.
- That's it?

170
00:09:42,675 --> 00:09:43,625
- Yeah.
- Nothing more?

171
00:09:43,675 --> 00:09:44,875
Yeah, it hurts me.

172
00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,525
I want you to be the last one to take
your coat from the bedroom this evening.

173
00:09:47,575 --> 00:09:48,875
- Really, we'll just talk.
- Okay, fine. All right.

174
00:09:48,975 --> 00:09:49,775
- Really?
- Okay.

175
00:09:49,825 --> 00:09:50,525
- Will you?
- Yeah.

176
00:09:50,575 --> 00:09:50,925
- Serious?
- Yeah.

177
00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:52,175
Give me a hug.

178
00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:54,325
Thank you for liking me.

179
00:09:54,575 --> 00:09:57,225
I don't like it when people come up
to me after my play and say...

180
00:09:57,275 --> 00:09:59,525
"I really dug your message, man."

181
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:03,275
Or, "I really dug your play, man. I cried."

182
00:10:04,025 --> 00:10:05,275
You know?

183
00:10:06,075 --> 00:10:08,325
I like it when people come up to me

184
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,825
the next day

185
00:10:10,225 --> 00:10:12,025
or a week later and they say...

186
00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:13,875
"I saw your play.

187
00:10:15,175 --> 00:10:16,725
"What happened?"

188
00:10:17,025 --> 00:10:18,575
Look, I've got everything under control.

189
00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:19,975
I'm gonna jump in a cab,
go home feed my cats,

190
00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:21,575
'cause I've got to feed them,
and I'll be back in about an hour.

191
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,875
No, you don't understand.
I can't make it tonight,

192
00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:24,575
'cause my roommate's upset.
We've got to work on the third act.

193
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,875
What do you mean
you can't make it tonight?

194
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,575
He doesn't want...
You know, he wants to work.

195
00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:28,975
Look, give me your phone number,
and I'm gonna call you next week.

196
00:10:29,025 --> 00:10:31,275
- I already gave you my phone number.
- Oh, I thought you changed it.

197
00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:34,025
- Since an hour ago?
- Oh, no, you didn't. That's a good point.

198
00:10:34,075 --> 00:10:36,175
Listen, let me talk to him. He's upset.
I'll call you, I promise.

199
00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:37,375
Oh, God!

200
00:10:38,925 --> 00:10:41,025
- Didn't anybody hear me?
- No, I guess not.

201
00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,325
I've been trapped in that bathroom
for half an hour.

202
00:10:43,525 --> 00:10:45,225
What kind of a party is this?

203
00:10:45,475 --> 00:10:47,925
- God, you guys are having a good time, huh?
- Mm-hm.

204
00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:49,425
Sorry.

205
00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:52,525
I want you to remember that if I ever do
a scene where I'm trapped some place.

206
00:10:52,575 --> 00:10:53,575
- You know?
- Yeah.

207
00:10:54,425 --> 00:10:57,025
- It's nice, Michael.
- Thanks.

208
00:10:58,925 --> 00:10:59,975
Who is that?

209
00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:03,125
- It's Mallory. She's married to John.
- Oh, yeah.

210
00:11:07,725 --> 00:11:12,075
I did a thing about suicides
of the American Indian.

211
00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:15,425
And nobody cared. Nobody showed.

212
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:20,125
And I think the American Indian
is as American as...

213
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,525
John and Ethel Barrymore,

214
00:11:22,775 --> 00:11:25,025
and Donny and Marie Osmond.

215
00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:27,225
I think it's really sad,

216
00:11:27,475 --> 00:11:30,325
but I think that, nowadays,
when people dream,

217
00:11:30,675 --> 00:11:34,225
they don't even dream
in their own country anymore.

218
00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:35,975
And that's sick.

219
00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:38,825
Oh, I had a good time. I just didn't
know half of the people here.

220
00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:41,275
Well, it was late, and I wanted it
to be a surprise.

221
00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:43,975
I invited ten people.
They all invited ten people.

222
00:11:44,175 --> 00:11:47,075
You met about forty new people tonight,
and I think they all liked you a lot.

223
00:11:47,175 --> 00:11:49,175
I heard a lot of nice things about you.
You've got new friends now.

224
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,825
- Thanks, Jeff.
- Good night, Sam.

225
00:11:50,925 --> 00:11:52,425
- Happy birthday, Michael.
- Thank you, Sam.

226
00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:54,475
One of the five people I knew tonight.

227
00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,225
- Great party.
- Thank you.

228
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,825
Excuse me, Miss Right? Miss Right?

229
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,125
Well, good night, Michael.
It was a wonderful party.

230
00:12:13,325 --> 00:12:15,075
My date left with someone else.

231
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,275
I had a lot of fun.

232
00:12:16,475 --> 00:12:17,875
Do you have any Seconal?

233
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,925
Come on, I'll take you home.

234
00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:23,225
I did have a good time.
I really did, Michael.

235
00:12:23,475 --> 00:12:24,475
- No, you didn't.
- Yes I did.

236
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,075
Wait a minute. I didn't bring
enough money for cab fare.

237
00:12:26,175 --> 00:12:27,875
That's okay. It's cheaper to get mugged.

238
00:12:27,975 --> 00:12:28,875
- Let's walk.
- Are you sure?

239
00:12:28,975 --> 00:12:31,325
The fares are really insane now anyway.

240
00:12:31,525 --> 00:12:34,725
- Why didn't you have a good time?
- I did have a good time.

241
00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:36,775
- What's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong.

242
00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:38,475
What?

243
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,625
- What?
- Nothing! Nothing! I'm perfectly fine.

244
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,925
I just cry like this, like a tic.

245
00:12:45,175 --> 00:12:48,025
Will you tell me what's wrong, or I'll kill you.

246
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,275
Nothing's wrong, Michael.
I'm really very up.

247
00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:53,575
You're worried about your
audition tomorrow, aren't you?

248
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:54,875
No, I'm not worried about my audition.

249
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,225
- Why? Why are you so worried?
- Because I'm not going to get it.

250
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,325
- I'm not gonna get it.
- Why not?

251
00:12:57,425 --> 00:13:01,575
- Because I'm completely wrong for it.
- Why? What kind of a part is it?

252
00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:04,125
A woman!

253
00:13:04,775 --> 00:13:07,075
You don't have a man,
so you wanna act like one.

254
00:13:07,325 --> 00:13:10,175
You're wrong, Dr. Brewster.
I'm very proud of being a woman.

255
00:13:10,225 --> 00:13:12,475
All right, Sandy, wait a minute.
Now, this guy treats you like dirt,

256
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,675
because you're a woman,
and he's a big doctor, right?

257
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:17,475
But you don't have to take that.
You can talk to him on his level.

258
00:13:17,725 --> 00:13:18,725
Show me what you mean.

259
00:13:18,975 --> 00:13:20,825
You're wrong, Dr...
What are you doing, a Southern accent?

260
00:13:21,025 --> 00:13:23,975
You're wrong, Dr. Brewster.
I'm very proud of being a woman!

261
00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:26,525
See, I can't do it as good as you.

262
00:13:26,775 --> 00:13:30,175
Yes, you can! Just turn the tables
on him. Come on, now, will you?

263
00:13:30,525 --> 00:13:32,875
You're wrong, Dr. Brewster.
I'm very proud of being a woman.

264
00:13:33,075 --> 00:13:34,125
Where am I off?

265
00:13:34,325 --> 00:13:38,225
- I don't know what you're playing.
- Well, I'm playing rage. I'm enraged.

266
00:13:38,425 --> 00:13:41,625
You told me that to turn the tables
on him, and I'm playing rage.

267
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,625
This is rage?

268
00:13:43,975 --> 00:13:45,675
I have a problem with anger.

269
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,675
Yeah, you certainly do.
But I'll tell you something.

270
00:13:47,775 --> 00:13:49,175
There's a hundred other actresses
reading for this part

271
00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,675
who don't have a problem with anger,
who aren't afraid of working,

272
00:13:51,825 --> 00:13:54,475
who aren't afraid to stick everything
out on the line and do it!

273
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:56,775
- Don't get mad at me!
- Well, stop being a doormat then!

274
00:13:56,975 --> 00:13:59,525
- I'm not a doormat!
- Act right now! Do it!

275
00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:03,075
- You're wrong, Dr. Brewster. I am...
- Go on.

276
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:06,625
- You're wrong, Dr. Brewster...
- What do I've to do, hit you with a stick?

277
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,475
You're wrong, Dr. Brewster!
I am very proud to be a woman.

278
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,875
And I'm proud of this hospital.

279
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,725
And before I see it destroyed by your petty tyrannies...
- Yeah.

280
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,275
Have the anger. Don't show it to me.
Don't push.

281
00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:17,925
I'll recommend to the board
that you be thrown out into the street.

282
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,775
- Don't lose it, now.
- Good day, Dr. Brewster!

283
00:14:19,975 --> 00:14:23,075
- Don't whine like you're a second-rate actress!
- I said good day!

284
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,625
Not bad. Pretty good.

285
00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:27,825
- Did you feel how much I hated you?
- Yeah.

286
00:14:27,925 --> 00:14:29,875
- Did you really? You felt it?
- Yeah, that's why I'm going.

287
00:14:29,975 --> 00:14:32,175
Wait, where are you going?
How can I get it back tomorrow?

288
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,275
How am I gonna get a total
stranger to enrage me?

289
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,775
All right, I'll pick you up
at 10 o'clock and enrage you.

290
00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:45,525
<i>Bruce Fortune to Telecine.
Bruce Fortune to Telecine.</i>

291
00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:48,025
- Bennett?
- Right here.

292
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:49,375
Stanz?

293
00:14:54,475 --> 00:14:55,975
This is how I'm supposed to look like?

294
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,975
- That is what you look like.
- It's not funny, Michael!

295
00:14:58,175 --> 00:14:59,525
That's good. Keep that.
Don't lose that anger.

296
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,925
No sequins, Alfred.
She's attending her husband's funeral.

297
00:15:03,175 --> 00:15:06,275
Jacqui, as soon as Ron gets here, hmm, in.

298
00:15:06,525 --> 00:15:07,575
Lester.

299
00:15:07,775 --> 00:15:09,625
Lester. Sandy Lester?

300
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,275
Yes, here.

301
00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:14,025
Stop it!

302
00:15:14,225 --> 00:15:15,775
<i>Julie Nichols, makeup, please.</i>

303
00:15:15,925 --> 00:15:18,175
Bye-bye. Good morning, ladies.

304
00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:21,025
All right. Please bring
your résumés and follow me.

305
00:15:21,225 --> 00:15:22,275
Okay, wish me luck.

306
00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:24,175
- Fuck you.
- Thank you.

307
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:26,075
- Go.
- God bless you.

308
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:31,075
Here, you'll recognize some of your favorite
characters from 'Southwest General',

309
00:15:31,325 --> 00:15:35,175
including John Van Horn, who has played
the venerable Dr. Medford Brewster

310
00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:38,025
since the very first episode
aired some 20 years ago.

311
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:40,375
Now, if you'll follow me,
we'll head into Studio B,

312
00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:42,975
where the episodes are actually taped.

313
00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:48,375
<i>Andrew Donovan,
report to Wardrobe, please.</i>

314
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:49,675
I didn't get it.

315
00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:51,975
- What?
- They wouldn't even let me read.

316
00:15:52,175 --> 00:15:54,075
What do you mean
they wouldn't let you read?

317
00:15:54,175 --> 00:15:56,425
I mean, they wouldn't even let me read.
They said I wasn't right physically.

318
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,475
That they wanted somebody tougher,
somebody I don't know. So I'm going home.

319
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:01,825
- Okay, I'll walk you.
- To San Diego?

320
00:16:02,425 --> 00:16:04,975
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about I'm going home, okay?

321
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:06,525
Out of here. I hate it here!

322
00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:09,925
God! I'm 34 years old!
I paid $24 for these glasses.

323
00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:12,675
That's all I do is buy things.
I want to be a waitress.

324
00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,075
- Okay, I wasn't gonna resort to this,
- I'll be anything. I'll be a wife.

325
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,125
- But you're gonna read.
- I don't want to, really.

326
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,475
Excuse me, is Terry Bishop
working here today?

327
00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:20,175
No, he's no longer with the show.

328
00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:22,475
Mr. Bishop is rehearsing
'The Iceman Cometh' for Broadway.

329
00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:23,575
He's what?!

330
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:26,675
He's rehearsing 'The Iceman Cometh'
for Broadway.

331
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,675
That was my part.
I was supposed to be up...

332
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:33,625
I got to see somebody.
Don't do anything rash.

333
00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:35,475
Will he be back?

334
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,075
Excuse me, is George Fields in?

335
00:16:59,175 --> 00:17:00,175
- Yes, he is.
- Thanks.

336
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:03,075
Now, wait a minute.
You can't just go in there!

337
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:13,675
Michael, he's tied up right now. I swear!

338
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,125
Hang on one second.

339
00:17:16,175 --> 00:17:18,125
Michael, will you wait outside, please?
I'm talking to the Coast.

340
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,425
This is a coast too, George.
New York is a coast too.

341
00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:21,775
Oh, boy.

342
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:23,625
Sy, are you...? Sy?

343
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:26,175
God! Look what you did.
Margaret? Margaret?

344
00:17:26,425 --> 00:17:28,325
Get him back, will you? I cut myself off.

345
00:17:28,575 --> 00:17:29,725
Now what is it, Michael?

346
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,975
Terry Bishop is doing 'Iceman Cometh', right?

347
00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:34,125
Didn't you promise to send me
up for that part? Am I wrong?

348
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,875
Didn't you tell me I was gonna get a reading
for that part? Aren't you my agent too?

349
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,675
- Stuart Pressman wants a name, Michael.
- Oh, I see, Terry Bishop is a name.

350
00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:42,175
No, no, no. Michael Dorsey is a name.

351
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:44,875
When you want to send a steak back,
Michael Dorsy is a name.

352
00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:47,275
- Okay.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I'm s...

353
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,425
You always do this to me.

354
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,225
It was a rotten thing to say, and I know it.
Let me start all over again.

355
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,675
Terry Bishop is on a soap opera.
Millions of people watch him every day.

356
00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:54,725
He is known.

357
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,175
- And that qualifies him to ruin 'Iceman Cometh'?
- I'm not gonna...

358
00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:58,775
- You know I can act circles around that guy.
- I'm not gonna have this conversation.

359
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:00,575
I already played that part in Minneapolis.

360
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,275
Stuart Preston wants a name,
that's his affair, okay?

361
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,575
I know this is gonna disgust you, Michael,

362
00:18:03,675 --> 00:18:05,075
but a lot of people are in this business
to make money.

363
00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:06,575
- They know who you are. They want to make money.
- Oh, don't treat me like I'm some flake, George.

364
00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:08,175
I'm in this business to make money too.

365
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,275
- Really?
- Yes.

366
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,675
The Harlem Theater for the Blind?
Strindberg in the Park?

367
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,075
The People's Workshop at Syracuse?

368
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,975
Okay, now wait a minute. I did nine plays
and eight months up at Syracuse.

369
00:18:16,075 --> 00:18:18,275
I happen to get great reviews
from the New York critics.

370
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,575
Not that that's why I did it.

371
00:18:19,775 --> 00:18:22,525
Of course not. God forbid you should
lose your standing as a cult failure.

372
00:18:22,975 --> 00:18:24,975
You think I'm a failure, George?
Is that what you're saying to me?

373
00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:27,325
I will not get sucked into this conversation,
Michael.

374
00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:28,575
- I will not.
- Okay.

375
00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:31,375
Okay, look, I sent you a play
to read that my roommate wrote.

376
00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:32,875
It had a great part in it for me.
Did you read it?

377
00:18:32,975 --> 00:18:36,275
Where the hell do you come off sending me
your roommate's play for you to star in?

378
00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:38,175
I'm your agent, not your mother!

379
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,775
I'm not supposed to find plays
for you to star in.

380
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,075
I'm supposed to field offers.
And that's what I do.

381
00:18:42,175 --> 00:18:44,075
Field offers? Who told you that?
The agent fairy?

382
00:18:44,325 --> 00:18:46,775
That was a significant piece of work.
I could have been terrific in that part.

383
00:18:46,975 --> 00:18:48,075
Michael, nobody's going to do that play.

384
00:18:48,175 --> 00:18:49,375
- Why?
- Because it's a downer, that's why.

385
00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:52,775
Because nobody wants to produce a play
about a couple that move back to Love Canal.

386
00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:55,075
- But that actually happened.
- Who gives a shit?!

387
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,075
Nobody wants to pay $20 to watch
people living next to chemical waste!

388
00:18:58,175 --> 00:18:59,625
They can see that in New Jersey!

389
00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:01,275
Look, I don't want to argue about it, okay?

390
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,975
I'm gonna raise the $8,000 myself,
so I can produce his play.

391
00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:06,275
And I want you to send me up
for anything. I don't care what it is.

392
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:09,625
I will do dog commercials on television.
I will do radio voice-overs.

393
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:11,775
- Michael, I can't put you up for any of that.
- Why not?

394
00:19:11,925 --> 00:19:14,725
Because no one will hire you.

395
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,575
Oh, that's not true, man. I bust my ass
to get a part right! You know I do.

396
00:19:17,675 --> 00:19:20,075
Yes, and you bust everybody
else's ass too! That's what you do.

397
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:21,875
A guy's got four weeks to put on a play,

398
00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:23,875
you think he wants to sit and argue
about whether or not Tolstoy can

399
00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:26,375
walk when he's dying,
or walk when he's talking,

400
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:27,375
- or sing when he's walking?
- Oh, please!

401
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:29,125
That was two years ago,
and that guy is an idiot!

402
00:19:29,325 --> 00:19:32,225
They can't all be idiots, Michael.
You argue with everybody!

403
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,975
You've got one of the worst
reputations in this town, Michael.

404
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,625
Nobody will hire you.

405
00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:42,575
Are you saying that nobody
in New York will work with me?

406
00:19:42,675 --> 00:19:45,475
Oh, no, that's too limited. Nobody in
Hollywood wants to work with you either.

407
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,175
I can't even send you up for a commercial.

408
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,075
You played a tomato for 30 seconds,

409
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,575
they went half a day over schedule,
'cause you wouldn't sit down.

410
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,425
Yes, it wasn't logical.

411
00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:56,575
You were a tomato!
A tomato doesn't have logic!

412
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,575
- A tomato can't move!
- That's what I said!

413
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,725
So if he can't move,
how's he gonna sit down, George?

414
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:04,125
I was a stand-up tomato.
A juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato!

415
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,475
Nobody does vegetables like me!
I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway!

416
00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:09,675
I did the best tomato, the best cucumber!

417
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:13,725
I did an endive salad that knocked
the critics on their ass!

418
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,625
Michael, I'm trying to stay calm here.

419
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,475
You are a wonderful actor.

420
00:20:19,725 --> 00:20:23,575
- Thank you.
- But you're too much trouble.

421
00:20:23,825 --> 00:20:25,525
Get some therapy.

422
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:29,925
Okay, thanks. I'm gonna raise $8,000
and I'm gonna do Jeff's play.

423
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,575
Michael, you're not gonna raise 25 cents.

424
00:20:33,925 --> 00:20:36,425
No one will hire you.

425
00:20:37,175 --> 00:20:38,325
Oh, yeah?

426
00:21:08,175 --> 00:21:09,225
Dorothy Michaels?

427
00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,225
- Yes.
- George Fields is your agent?

428
00:21:11,475 --> 00:21:13,225
- Yes.
- Okay, ladies.

429
00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:15,825
Please bring your pages and follow me.

430
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,725
Rita this line that "You have every right to happiness", I hate it.
- Got it.

431
00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:25,575
Ron, this is Dorothy Michaels.
Our director, Ron Carlysle.

432
00:21:25,775 --> 00:21:27,275
- Hi, how are you?
- And that's our producer, Rita Marshall.

433
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,675
- Dorothy didn't bring a résumé,
- Hi, nice to meet you.

434
00:21:28,775 --> 00:21:30,175
- But George Fields is Dorothy's agent.
- Hi.

435
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:31,675
Mh-hm, that's impressive.

436
00:21:34,775 --> 00:21:37,575
Gosh, I'm afraid you're not right for
this role though honey. I'm sorry.

437
00:21:37,675 --> 00:21:38,675
- Thanks for coming by.
- Why?

438
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,175
Page 205, do you want
camera 1 or 2 on that?

439
00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:44,575
- Camera 2, and tell Art about that.
- Why am I not right, Mr. Carlysle?

440
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:47,475
Well, I'm just trying to make
a certain statement here

441
00:21:47,575 --> 00:21:50,725
and I'm looking for a very
specific physical type.

442
00:21:51,775 --> 00:21:55,025
Mr. Carlysle, I'm an actress.
I'm a character actress.

443
00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:56,475
I can play this part any way you want.

444
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,675
- Honey, I'm sure that you're a very, very good actress.
- Why don't you give me an idea what you're looking for?

445
00:21:58,725 --> 00:22:01,375
- It's just that you're a little bit too soft and gentil.
- What?

446
00:22:01,475 --> 00:22:03,075
- You're not threatening enough.
- Not threatening enough? How's this?

447
00:22:03,175 --> 00:22:06,375
You take your hands off me, or I'm gonna knee
your balls right through the roof of your mouth!

448
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:09,125
- Is that enough of a threat?
- It's a start.

449
00:22:09,325 --> 00:22:13,375
Yes, I think I know what you all really want.
You want some gross caricature of a woman.

450
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,925
To prove some idiotic point like...
power makes a woman masculine,

451
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:18,775
or masculine women are ugly.

452
00:22:18,975 --> 00:22:22,475
Well, shame on the woman that lets you
do that, or any woman that lets you do that.

453
00:22:22,725 --> 00:22:24,725
And that means you, dear, Miss Marshall.

454
00:22:24,975 --> 00:22:28,175
Shame on you, you macho shithead.

455
00:22:29,025 --> 00:22:30,275
Jesus!

456
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:35,725
What is idiotic about power
making a woman masculine?

457
00:22:37,575 --> 00:22:39,725
Not that that was my point.

458
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,625
Miss Michaels, just a minute.

459
00:22:45,975 --> 00:22:48,625
Was that for real in there,
or were you auditioning for the part?

460
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,825
Which answer will get me
a reading, Miss Marshall?

461
00:22:52,025 --> 00:22:53,475
Well, good for you.

462
00:22:53,675 --> 00:22:54,825
Come.

463
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,775
<i>- Miss Michaels.
- Yes. Oh, thank you.</i>

464
00:23:02,225 --> 00:23:04,575
You really think she's worth testing for this, huh?

465
00:23:04,825 --> 00:23:09,275
She told me no director had ever
communicated a part to her so fast.

466
00:23:09,575 --> 00:23:11,725
- She said that?
- Mm-hm.

467
00:23:12,275 --> 00:23:14,975
I like her... accent.

468
00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,675
- Hi.
- Hi.

469
00:23:26,225 --> 00:23:29,475
- I gotta get these back in order quick.
- They'll never know the difference.

470
00:23:35,925 --> 00:23:37,825
I'm a little nervous.

471
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:42,475
Just think of them as something friendly,
like a firing squad.

472
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,525
<i>Okay, Miss Michaels, we're gonna do a little camera test now.</i>
- Yes.

473
00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:55,175
Let me have a right profile, camera 1.
Camera 3, give me a left profile.

474
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,625
- <i>What side?</i>
- Left side.

475
00:23:57,825 --> 00:23:59,625
<i>Which way for your left?</i>

476
00:24:00,325 --> 00:24:02,625
- What?
- <i>Is that my left or your left?</i>

477
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,625
Wait a minute. What are
you talking about? My left.

478
00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:07,275
<i>Your left.</i>

479
00:24:07,475 --> 00:24:10,125
Miss Michaels, nobody's talking to you.

480
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,325
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
you wanted my profile.

481
00:24:12,575 --> 00:24:15,375
- Not so close on camera 3.
- Camera 3, back off.

482
00:24:16,675 --> 00:24:19,525
I'd like to make her look a little more
attractive. How far can you pull back?

483
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,775
- How do you feel about Cleveland?
- Knock it off!

484
00:24:21,975 --> 00:24:23,725
That's good right there, Herbie.

485
00:24:24,225 --> 00:24:27,375
All right, Dorothy, honey, we're gonna try one, okay?
- <i>Yes.</i>

486
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,725
Now, let me see exactly
what you showed us a while ago.

487
00:24:31,475 --> 00:24:32,525
Cue her, Jo.

488
00:24:33,525 --> 00:24:35,875
"I know the kind of woman you are, Emily.

489
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,275
"You're getting older.
You've never been married.

490
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:40,725
"You don't have a man,
so you want to act like one."

491
00:24:40,975 --> 00:24:44,925
All right, just shut your mouth right now.
When you talk to me, you talk me professionally.

492
00:24:45,225 --> 00:24:48,925
<i>You don't get personal.
That is totally inappropriate behavior.</i>

493
00:24:49,225 --> 00:24:51,575
I'm very proud of being a woman,
Dr. Brewster.

494
00:24:51,775 --> 00:24:54,275
I'm very proud of this hospital,
and you should be too.

495
00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:59,775
<i>And I must tell you, that before I let it
be destroyed by your petty tyrannies,</i>

496
00:25:00,175 --> 00:25:02,525
<i>by your callous inhumanities, sir,</i>

497
00:25:02,725 --> 00:25:06,625
I'm going to recommend to the board
that you be turned out into the street.

498
00:25:09,225 --> 00:25:10,475
Good day, Dr. Brewster.

499
00:25:12,775 --> 00:25:14,725
I said good day, sir.

500
00:25:19,325 --> 00:25:22,075
Thank you. Hold it a minute.

501
00:25:22,725 --> 00:25:25,625
- Tough cookie.
- You know, I gave her that direction.

502
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:28,375
- Something more, though.
- Oh, I don't know.

503
00:25:28,475 --> 00:25:31,375
It's your decision, but there's something
about her that bothers me.

504
00:25:31,475 --> 00:25:34,225
- Doesn't it bother you?
- I like it.

505
00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:37,425
We'll send the contracts over
to George today, Miss Michaels.

506
00:25:43,925 --> 00:25:48,575
Excuse me. I wonder if you could you help me?
I'm looking for the Russian Tea Room.

507
00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:52,525
This is the Russian Tea Room. Right here.
You're standing right in front of it.

508
00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,475
Oh, well, my stars! So it is.

509
00:25:54,725 --> 00:25:56,775
Well, this is very embarrassing.

510
00:25:57,275 --> 00:25:59,425
Yeah, well, this is it.

511
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,325
Thanks very much.

512
00:26:08,075 --> 00:26:09,875
- How're you doing, Mr. Fields?
- Good to see you.

513
00:26:09,975 --> 00:26:12,125
- Nice to see you. Please sit down.
- Thank you.

514
00:26:14,675 --> 00:26:16,875
- The waiter will be here just a minute.
- Thank you.

515
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:19,875
- George, how are you?
- Hey, Ronnie. How are you?

516
00:26:28,075 --> 00:26:29,725
- Hi.
- Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait...

517
00:26:29,975 --> 00:26:33,175
I'm new in town, and I'm awfully lonely.
I wondered if you wouldn't mind buy me lunch?

518
00:26:33,275 --> 00:26:35,875
Wait a minute. You can't come...
Gregory, this woman...

519
00:26:36,075 --> 00:26:37,375
Don't. It's okay. It's okay.

520
00:26:37,575 --> 00:26:41,225
George, George, George, George, George.
It's Michael Dorsey, okay?

521
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:45,975
Your favorite client. How are you?
Last time you got me a job I was a tomato.

522
00:26:46,175 --> 00:26:47,575
- Oh, no, no, no...
- Yeah.

523
00:26:47,825 --> 00:26:49,225
Swear to God.

524
00:26:49,325 --> 00:26:50,325
- Michael?
- Yeah.

525
00:26:50,825 --> 00:26:53,275
Oh, God! I begged you to get some therapy.

526
00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:55,875
I know. And you also told me that
no one would ever hire me again.

527
00:26:55,975 --> 00:26:57,975
Well, Jesus Christ, you think
this is gonna make a difference?

528
00:26:58,175 --> 00:26:59,575
I got a soap, George.

529
00:26:59,775 --> 00:27:02,875
I'm the new woman administrator
on 'Southwest General'.

530
00:27:02,975 --> 00:27:04,675
- You what?
- Congratulate me!

531
00:27:04,775 --> 00:27:06,675
They almost didn't hire me, because
they thought I looked too feminine.

532
00:27:06,775 --> 00:27:08,875
- Something from the bar?
- Isn't that amazing?

533
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:10,925
Please, could you get me
a double vodka right away, please?

534
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,475
- You know?
- For the lady?

535
00:27:12,725 --> 00:27:15,375
- How about a Dubonnet with a twist?
- Yes, ma'am.

536
00:27:15,475 --> 00:27:17,475
- Thank you. That's a lovely blouse.
- Thank you.

537
00:27:17,725 --> 00:27:20,175
- Welcome.
- You're not gonna get away with this.

538
00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:23,475
- I got away with it. Look around. Nobody...
- I don't believe this.

539
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:25,075
- Why not?
- I mean, I believe it!

540
00:27:25,475 --> 00:27:27,775
I just don't believe that anybody else is gonna believe it.
- You wanna bet?

541
00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:29,025
- Don't sit...
- George!

542
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:31,275
- Hi.
- You know Joel Spector.

543
00:27:31,325 --> 00:27:33,275
- Hello, Joel. How are you?
- How're you going? Hi.

544
00:27:34,275 --> 00:27:36,225
Listen I talked to Stuart.
I talked to him yesterday.

545
00:27:36,475 --> 00:27:40,625
He'll be one more week in London.
Then he definitely...

546
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,875
- I missed you!
- Then he definitely...

547
00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:44,875
- You know, he's such a tickly-wickly.
- Then he definitely wants to meet.

548
00:27:44,975 --> 00:27:47,875
You've never been that ticklish before.
We go back years.

549
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,475
- We haven't been introduced.
- He'll call you.

550
00:27:49,575 --> 00:27:50,775
- Hi, Joel Spector.
- Hi.

551
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:51,775
Joel... I'm sorry.

552
00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:52,675
- Phil Weintraub.
- Hi, how are you?

553
00:27:52,775 --> 00:27:54,875
- I'm sorry. This is Michael...
- So rude!

554
00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:56,675
- Dorothy Michaels. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Pleasure.

555
00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:59,675
May I say, Mr. Weintraub,
that you are the best director...

556
00:27:59,775 --> 00:28:01,275
- Producer.
- Sorry, producer.

557
00:28:01,525 --> 00:28:03,275
On the Broadway scene today.

558
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,725
Thank you. Thank you, Miss Michaels.

559
00:28:07,475 --> 00:28:09,775
- Hope to see you again.
- Yes, let's have lunch.

560
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:10,675
- Fine.
- Call you.

561
00:28:10,775 --> 00:28:11,575
- George.
- Nice meeting you.

562
00:28:11,675 --> 00:28:14,175
You know, he's very handsome.
I think you ought to represent him.

563
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:16,425
- You are psychotic!
- No, I'm not. I'm employed.

564
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:18,625
- I got the whole world...
- Don't!

565
00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:21,975
- I'm not gonna make fun of you.
- Just don't get close to me!

566
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,275
I want you to loan me $1,000 till payday.

567
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,875
- For what?
- For what? For what?

568
00:28:26,975 --> 00:28:29,125
I gotta have something to wear besides this.

569
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,075
I won't let you not buy it. It's the most
becoming dress you've had on.

570
00:28:49,175 --> 00:28:50,975
But I think it makes me look dumpy.

571
00:28:51,225 --> 00:28:55,125
That's because you're wearing ankle straps.
Believe me, with a few alterations...

572
00:28:56,075 --> 00:28:57,925
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!

573
00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:00,225
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

574
00:29:00,425 --> 00:29:03,175
What are you doing?
I was here first!

575
00:29:13,975 --> 00:29:15,025
Thank you.

576
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,875
Those women were like animals!

577
00:29:16,975 --> 00:29:19,075
I saw this one beautiful handbag
that was on sale,

578
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:20,875
but I was too frightened to fight for it.

579
00:29:20,975 --> 00:29:23,475
I mean, they're vicious. They kill their own.

580
00:29:24,225 --> 00:29:27,625
The woman that finally bought
this handbag, I know did time.

581
00:29:27,825 --> 00:29:29,925
Now I don't have a decent handbag.

582
00:29:30,075 --> 00:29:32,325
See this lingerie? You know
what it costs? And the makeup?

583
00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:35,275
I don't know how a woman could keep
herself attractive and not starve these days?

584
00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:37,275
Can I have a little more cottage cheese?

585
00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:40,375
- Is this the one you wore today?
- Oh, yeah, I gotta set that before I go to bed.

586
00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:42,125
Easy, easy, easy. Please!

587
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,625
I'm dieting. Please.

588
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:46,175
I gotta get up at 4:30, do a close shave.

589
00:29:46,425 --> 00:29:49,725
I already called the studio. I told them that I got
to do my own makeup, because I have an allergy.

590
00:29:50,025 --> 00:29:53,875
Mike, I really appreciate your doing this,
but it is just for the money, isn't it?

591
00:29:53,975 --> 00:29:56,825
It's not just so you can wear these little outfits?

592
00:29:57,075 --> 00:29:58,275
I'm not even gonna answer that.

593
00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:01,975
It all sounds to be one of the great
acting challenges an actor could have.

594
00:30:02,775 --> 00:30:04,525
You know what my real problem is though?

595
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,925
Cramps.

596
00:30:07,275 --> 00:30:08,775
No, not cramps.

597
00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:10,775
- Sandy.
- Sandy.

598
00:30:10,925 --> 00:30:12,875
How am I gonna tell her
they cast a man instead of her?

599
00:30:12,975 --> 00:30:14,525
She gets suicidal at a birthday party!

600
00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:15,825
Don't tell her.

601
00:30:16,075 --> 00:30:18,025
Where am I gonna say I got the money from?

602
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:22,375
What am I gonna do? Tell her
somebody died and left it to me?

603
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:24,825
- Oh, my God! When did she die?
- Last week.

604
00:30:25,025 --> 00:30:27,625
- Of what?
- A disease.

605
00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:30,375
- Gee, what a coincidence!
- Mm-hm.

606
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:34,875
I mean, your needing $8,000 and her
dying and leaving you exactly that much!

607
00:30:34,975 --> 00:30:36,625
- Isn't it?
- It's, well...

608
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:38,575
- All right, kid.
- Oh, it's mine?

609
00:30:38,825 --> 00:30:40,725
- Start learning your lines.
- I'm excited!

610
00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:42,625
- You sure did!
- This is the greatest part!

611
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,875
Come on, I want you to take you out to dinner. Get dressed.
- Really?

612
00:30:44,975 --> 00:30:46,625
Yeah! It's about time we started
celebrating something.

613
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:49,575
- To 'Return to the Love Canal'.
- Come on, hurry up.

614
00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:51,725
- I'll jump in the shower. It'll take 5 minutes.
- Hurry!

615
00:30:51,775 --> 00:30:53,025
- I'll be right back.
- Hurrrrry!

616
00:31:06,275 --> 00:31:07,925
Why, yes.

617
00:31:40,075 --> 00:31:43,425
Michael, you know, we can stay here,
if you want to, and...

618
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:46,325
- What are you doing?
- Oh, God! Oh! I'm...

619
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:49,775
Michael!

620
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:52,525
Sandy, I want you.

621
00:31:53,025 --> 00:31:54,075
You want me?

622
00:31:54,425 --> 00:31:57,925
I want you. I want you.

623
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,775
- Will I ever see you again?
- What?

624
00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:05,475
Sandy, we've known each other six years.

625
00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:08,625
I know. But sex changes things.

626
00:32:08,975 --> 00:32:12,175
I mean, I've had relationships where I
know a guy, and then have sex with him,

627
00:32:12,425 --> 00:32:15,575
and then I bump into him some place,
and he acts like I loaned him money.

628
00:32:15,675 --> 00:32:18,175
Yeah. Well, that's not me, okay?
I'll call you tomorrow.

629
00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:20,275
Michael, I know there's pain
in every relationship.

630
00:32:20,325 --> 00:32:22,825
I would just like to have my pain now, okay?

631
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,875
I mean, otherwise,
I will just wait by the phone.

632
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:27,625
And then if you don't call,
I'll have pain and wait by the phone.

633
00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:29,075
It's a waste of time.

634
00:32:29,325 --> 00:32:31,575
All right, let's make it definite.
Dinner tomorrow.

635
00:32:36,275 --> 00:32:37,575
♪ Hey ♪

636
00:32:38,775 --> 00:32:41,375
♪ Ain't we met some place ♪

637
00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:44,875
♪ What a face ♪

638
00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:47,275
♪ Whoever you are ♪

639
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:50,775
♪ Big brown eyes ♪

640
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:54,475
♪ Winking back at me ♪

641
00:32:55,675 --> 00:32:57,475
♪ I can see ♪

642
00:32:58,375 --> 00:33:00,575
♪ We're gonna go far ♪

643
00:33:02,275 --> 00:33:06,675
♪ Go, Tootsie, go ♪

644
00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:12,875
♪ Roll, baby, roll ♪

645
00:33:15,575 --> 00:33:20,875
♪ Sweet Tootsie roll ♪♪

646
00:33:34,325 --> 00:33:35,375
Mom?

647
00:33:38,025 --> 00:33:41,375
What do you think? Hurry. I'm late.

648
00:33:42,075 --> 00:33:43,475
Turn around.

649
00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:46,425
Smile.

650
00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:50,425
- Say something.
- How do you do, Jeff? It's nice to meet you.

651
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,325
You look very nice. Nice.

652
00:33:52,425 --> 00:33:53,875
But the hair's not right.

653
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:56,575
No, it's kind of high. You got kind of a
Howard Johnson's thing going on there.

654
00:33:56,675 --> 00:33:59,925
Well, do something. I can't be
late my first day. Come on.

655
00:34:01,225 --> 00:34:04,125
- Easy, easy!
- It's not your head.

656
00:34:04,925 --> 00:34:06,175
- Okay?
- Let's see.

657
00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:08,275
Well, it works.

658
00:34:09,825 --> 00:34:10,925
But what?

659
00:34:11,275 --> 00:34:12,775
Don't play hard to get.

660
00:34:15,275 --> 00:34:16,825
Taxi! Taxi!

661
00:34:17,075 --> 00:34:18,125
Taxi!

662
00:34:26,825 --> 00:34:30,625
- Hi, Dorothy Michaels, 'Southwest General'.
- Oh, yeah. Miss Michaels.

663
00:34:30,725 --> 00:34:32,875
That's TV-2. Dead straight ahead,
take your first right.

664
00:34:32,975 --> 00:34:34,275
Thank you. Is that clock right?

665
00:34:34,525 --> 00:34:36,025
- Right on the money.
- I couldn't get a cab.

666
00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:39,625
- Hi, Bobby. This is Miss Michaels.
- How do you do?

667
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:43,075
You'll be in Room 4, Miss Michaels, and
we'll need you on set in about 15 minutes.

668
00:34:43,175 --> 00:34:44,175
Right.

669
00:34:44,725 --> 00:34:46,375
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Hi. Oh, that's...

670
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,725
- Oh, Jesus.
- It's quite all right.

671
00:34:48,975 --> 00:34:52,125
- I'm April Paige. How're you doing? Are you okay?
- My, what a nice-looking table.

672
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:54,375
- Really?
- Yes, it's very smooth.

673
00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:57,775
And that's a very good idea.
A socket for a plug.

674
00:34:58,025 --> 00:35:00,775
- Yeah, well, we got everything.
- Yes, I see.

675
00:35:01,025 --> 00:35:04,775
Just push all that stuff out of the way.
Make yourself at home, okay?

676
00:35:07,525 --> 00:35:08,575
Yes?

677
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:11,075
One more thing, Miss Michaels.
I forgot to give you these.

678
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,175
Thank you.

679
00:35:12,525 --> 00:35:14,375
- Oh, are these for today?
- Yes.

680
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:16,675
They always throw stuff at you
in the last minute.

681
00:35:16,775 --> 00:35:17,775
You could lose your mind around here.

682
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,375
- Oh, my goodness!
- What's wrong?

683
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,075
I have to kiss Dr. Brewster!

684
00:35:21,175 --> 00:35:23,025
Oh, yeah. He kisses
all the women on the show.

685
00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:25,425
We call him "The Tongue".

686
00:35:27,075 --> 00:35:31,125
Okay, quickly now. The tubes
have pulled out of Rick's nose.

687
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,475
Julie, there's been an alert at your station.

688
00:35:33,725 --> 00:35:36,575
Rick, get on the floor.
That's why the tubes pulled out.

689
00:35:36,775 --> 00:35:40,075
Now, when Julie starts stuffing
the tubes back up your nose,

690
00:35:40,325 --> 00:35:41,975
you grab her hard, and I mean hard.

691
00:35:42,075 --> 00:35:43,275
- Right.
- In his condition?

692
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:46,225
Absolutely. He's been out of his mind
since he fell through the ice.

693
00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:48,875
Also, Rick, you're in a delirioum.
You think she's Anthea.

694
00:35:48,975 --> 00:35:51,175
- Mr. Carlysle, I...
- Jesus Christ!

695
00:35:51,425 --> 00:35:54,175
I wonder if we could have
a little more hammering here?!

696
00:35:56,775 --> 00:36:00,875
Now, when you grab her,
maybe you even say, "Anthea! Anthea!"

697
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:03,825
Yeah, that's good. Is my violin
here somewhere in the room?

698
00:36:03,925 --> 00:36:06,775
No, your violin's sunk.
It's at the bottom of the lake.

699
00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:07,775
Now, Lisa...

700
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,875
The violin fell through the ice.

701
00:36:10,175 --> 00:36:13,075
- He was playing during the thaw.
- Oh.

702
00:36:13,175 --> 00:36:15,475
- You're Dorothy Michaels, aren't you?
- Yes.

703
00:36:15,575 --> 00:36:17,575
I'm John Van Horn.

704
00:36:18,075 --> 00:36:19,775
We're up next.

705
00:36:24,275 --> 00:36:25,375
Now, Julie, honey...

706
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:28,575
When he grabs you, you've got
to be torn, you've got to struggle.

707
00:36:28,675 --> 00:36:32,475
Because you know you've got to get
those tubes stuck back up his nose.

708
00:36:32,725 --> 00:36:35,375
But at the same time, you realize
that you're in the arms of a man,

709
00:36:35,475 --> 00:36:39,375
whose music was everything
to Anthea. It was her whole life.

710
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:43,025
I mean, this is a man who stood
by you after Ted's breakdown.

711
00:36:43,275 --> 00:36:45,375
Bernie, get me a bagel and
cream cheese, will you?

712
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:48,675
- Julie, you want anything?
- No, no. She's fine, thanks.

713
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:53,075
So it's a struggle, but you're struggling
with yourself as well. Do you understand?

714
00:36:53,325 --> 00:36:55,975
- And I lose, right?
- Oh, baby! Get down here a minute.

715
00:36:56,225 --> 00:37:00,125
Now, then, Rick, it says when
she comes down to her knees,

716
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:02,325
it inflames your desire.

717
00:37:02,725 --> 00:37:04,875
God knows, it always inflames my desire.

718
00:37:05,075 --> 00:37:06,175
Okay, Big John.

719
00:37:07,275 --> 00:37:08,825
- Dorothy, come on in here.
- Mr. Carlysle, I want to ask this question.

720
00:37:08,925 --> 00:37:12,275
Everybody, this is Dorothy Michaels,
the new hospital administrator.

721
00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:13,575
- Hi.
- Hello, Dorothy.

722
00:37:14,175 --> 00:37:17,675
Hi. We met the other day.
Julie Nichols, hospital slut.

723
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:19,475
Oh, no.

724
00:37:19,575 --> 00:37:21,625
- Now, Mr. Carlysle I wanna ask you a teeny-weeny...
- Now, sweetheart, I'm sorry,

725
00:37:21,675 --> 00:37:23,075
but we have so little time,
we can't even rehearse.

726
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:25,775
- What I'm gonna do is show you your marks,
- Just a teeny little question about...

727
00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:27,625
- and then we're gonna go straight to tape. All right? You'll be all right.
- Me and Dr. Brewster...

728
00:37:28,175 --> 00:37:31,425
Big John, you'll enter from here obviously,
you see them struggling,

729
00:37:31,675 --> 00:37:35,775
you cross to right here and then you cry
loudly, "Nurse Charles, are you insane?"

730
00:37:35,975 --> 00:37:39,525
Yes, I see. Will it be
on the teleprompter, "loudly"?

731
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:41,525
- Yeah.
- And who do I say that to?

732
00:37:42,425 --> 00:37:44,325
- Nurse Charles.
- Nurse Charles.

733
00:37:44,775 --> 00:37:46,475
- See, I thought when Dr. Brewster...
- Now, toots, come here.

734
00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:49,525
You will enter from here,
you cross over to this mark.

735
00:37:49,775 --> 00:37:51,625
- Yes, I know my mark. But I thought when...
- Right here.

736
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:55,375
- The corridor scene will be played right here. Okay?
- Yes, I know.

737
00:37:55,575 --> 00:37:58,525
See, I just wanted to ask,
concerning the doctor...

738
00:37:58,825 --> 00:38:01,375
<i>Places, please. Stand by, tape is rolling.</i>

739
00:38:03,175 --> 00:38:06,125
<i>Five, four, three...</i>

740
00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:09,175
Anthea!

741
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:10,925
Oh, Anthea!

742
00:38:11,175 --> 00:38:12,875
Freeze up. Ready on 1-25.

743
00:38:16,775 --> 00:38:19,075
Nurse Charles! Are you insane?

744
00:38:19,325 --> 00:38:22,125
I'm Emily Kimberly,
the new hospital administrator.

745
00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:26,025
Nurse Charles, what on earth
is going on here, dear?

746
00:38:26,525 --> 00:38:28,975
Help me get her to her feet, Miss Kimberly.

747
00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:31,275
John's going.

748
00:38:33,025 --> 00:38:37,125
Nurse Charles, tend to your patient
and faint on your own time, is that clear?

749
00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:38,825
- Yes, Miss... Kimberly.
- Kimberly.

750
00:38:39,075 --> 00:38:42,225
Dr. Brewster, you and I must talk.

751
00:38:42,475 --> 00:38:46,175
- Talk to me Rita, you want to keep rolling?
- It's okay. It's okay. The girl saved it.

752
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:49,575
<i>- You haven't changed at all, Emily.
- Oh, but I have, Medford.</i>

753
00:38:49,775 --> 00:38:54,175
You know, Emily, there's no reason
for us to be in opposite camps.

754
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,925
We can rule Southwest General together.

755
00:38:57,375 --> 00:39:00,025
I admire people with power.

756
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:03,175
Women with power, especially.

757
00:39:05,075 --> 00:39:07,725
God, she hit him on the head.
Rita, she hit him on the head.

758
00:39:07,925 --> 00:39:09,875
And then not consider that a threat?

759
00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:12,825
I'm afraid, Dr. Brewster, that
you have underestimated me.

760
00:39:13,075 --> 00:39:16,025
If you want to win me over,
you'll have to deal with my mind...

761
00:39:16,275 --> 00:39:17,775
and not my lips.

762
00:39:17,975 --> 00:39:19,425
- Cut it.
- And stop tape.

763
00:39:19,675 --> 00:39:22,575
- I was supposed to kiss her.
- You know, Mr. Carlysle, it was just an instinct.

764
00:39:22,825 --> 00:39:25,975
I can't remember what you said to me
about my character being more threatening.

765
00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:28,625
It was a good instinct.
It would've been mine.

766
00:39:28,775 --> 00:39:30,975
Wait a minute. I'll handle the instincts here.

767
00:39:31,175 --> 00:39:33,525
It happened to be
a very good instinct, toots,

768
00:39:33,775 --> 00:39:37,975
but the next time you want to change something,
you've to discuss it with me first. Do you understand?

769
00:39:39,475 --> 00:39:41,325
Yes, I was wrong not to.

770
00:39:41,575 --> 00:39:42,875
Good girl. Okay.

771
00:39:42,975 --> 00:39:44,475
Big John, wonderful! Womderful!

772
00:39:44,725 --> 00:39:45,825
All right, people.

773
00:39:46,075 --> 00:39:48,525
Item seven. In the corridor.

774
00:39:49,575 --> 00:39:51,175
- Thanks for catching me.
- Oh, sure.

775
00:39:51,275 --> 00:39:53,775
You saved my ass. Literally.

776
00:39:55,275 --> 00:39:56,625
- Dorothy...
- Yes.

777
00:39:56,825 --> 00:39:59,975
I just want to say I loved
what you did in our scene.

778
00:40:00,075 --> 00:40:01,175
- Thank you.
- Welcome aboard!

779
00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:03,425
Well, you know, you were good too...

780
00:40:12,775 --> 00:40:15,925
Can I have your autograph?
I have been watching the show forever.

781
00:40:16,175 --> 00:40:17,425
You're so great.

782
00:40:17,675 --> 00:40:19,525
Wonderful! Oh, thank you!

783
00:40:19,725 --> 00:40:22,025
Thank you, Miss Nichols. That was
certainly an exhilarating first day.

784
00:40:22,275 --> 00:40:25,125
- Yeah, you tell me about it next week.
- Well, good night.

785
00:40:25,225 --> 00:40:26,475
Julie, come on, baby.

786
00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:30,325
Oh, can we drop you somewhere?
Maybe you'd like to join us for a drink.

787
00:40:30,525 --> 00:40:33,675
- No, thanks. I feel like walking.
- Okay, bye.

788
00:40:46,175 --> 00:40:48,275
She's really a very, very attractive girl.

789
00:40:48,525 --> 00:40:51,025
And she's no dummy either,
but for the life of me,

790
00:40:51,275 --> 00:40:54,725
I cannot understand what she's doing
hanging around with that director.

791
00:40:54,925 --> 00:40:57,025
He treats her like she's just...

792
00:40:57,275 --> 00:40:59,675
- nothing!
- I think you're right.

793
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,325
I'm gonna rewrite the necktie scene
without the necktie.

794
00:41:02,575 --> 00:41:04,175
I don't like the way
he condescends to me either.

795
00:41:04,275 --> 00:41:07,225
He calls me "sweetheart", calls me "honey".
He doesn't even know my name.

796
00:41:07,475 --> 00:41:09,125
He calls her "baby".

797
00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:10,375
He pushed me around today.

798
00:41:10,475 --> 00:41:13,875
I'm telling you, If I didn't have the dress on,
I would've kicked his arrrogant ass in.

799
00:41:13,975 --> 00:41:16,025
How'd you ever end up
communicating with this guy?

800
00:41:16,225 --> 00:41:18,775
He told me what he wanted.
I didn't agree with him. I didn't say anything.

801
00:41:19,025 --> 00:41:23,725
I did it the way I wanted to. He bawled me out,
and I apologized to him. That was that.

802
00:41:24,575 --> 00:41:25,725
I think...

803
00:41:25,825 --> 00:41:28,175
I think Dorothy's smarter than I am.

804
00:41:28,525 --> 00:41:31,725
I just wish I looked prettier, you know?
I look in the mirror and...

805
00:41:31,975 --> 00:41:33,925
Maybe I can just get a softer...

806
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,975
hair or something,
because she deserves it.

807
00:41:38,975 --> 00:41:41,075
- Don't! Don't answer that!
- Why not?

808
00:41:41,325 --> 00:41:45,075
- Don't, because it could be for Dorothy. Please.
- Why'd you give them this number?

809
00:41:45,275 --> 00:41:48,425
I had to. The show has to contact in case
they change the schedule. I had no choice.

810
00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:50,175
- I'll answer and find out.
- No, no, no!

811
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:53,575
I don't want them to think that Dorothy's living
with a man. It's wrong for her. She lives alone.

812
00:41:53,825 --> 00:41:56,175
It could be for me. This could be important.
Why don't you answer it as Dorothy?

813
00:41:56,275 --> 00:41:58,325
I can't answer it as Dorothy!
What if it's Sandy?

814
00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:01,025
What if it's Diane? How do I explain
that there's a woman here?

815
00:42:01,225 --> 00:42:03,025
All right, I'll get a service tomorrow.

816
00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:06,975
You know, when you were playing Cyrano

817
00:42:07,075 --> 00:42:09,725
and you stuck a saber underneath
my armpit in the couch,

818
00:42:09,825 --> 00:42:11,175
you know, I didn't say anything.

819
00:42:11,425 --> 00:42:14,425
When you were hopping around,
ranting about your hump,

820
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:17,125
saying this was a bell tower,
I didn't say anything.

821
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:20,675
But I don't see any reason why I should
just sit here pretending I'm not home,

822
00:42:20,925 --> 00:42:23,375
just because you're not that kind of girl.

823
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:24,975
That's weird.

824
00:42:26,325 --> 00:42:28,225
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to Diane's.

825
00:42:28,475 --> 00:42:32,425
That way if anybody wants to reach me,
including Diane, they can talk to me.

826
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:37,725
What do you think I'm doing this for?
For you, for the play, for Sandy...

827
00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:42,325
Yeah, well, I told you to give me
the pain yesterday, Michael.

828
00:42:42,575 --> 00:42:45,325
<i>Sandy, I'm sorry. I can't talk long.</i>

829
00:42:45,725 --> 00:42:47,575
I just don't have the energy.
I think I have a virus.

830
00:42:47,675 --> 00:42:50,075
I didn't forget. I just may
have the flu or something.

831
00:42:50,325 --> 00:42:52,175
- Oh, Michael, do you have a fever?
- <i>I think so.</i>

832
00:42:52,275 --> 00:42:53,625
- How much?
- <i>I don't know.</i>

833
00:42:53,675 --> 00:42:55,325
Oh, my God! Well, go right
to bed and take two aspirin,

834
00:42:55,425 --> 00:42:57,525
and bundle up, and sweat,
and drink plenty of liquids,

835
00:42:57,725 --> 00:43:01,475
and above all, take 1,000 units of
vitamin C every hour with milk only.

836
00:43:26,575 --> 00:43:29,225
Did you give Melanie an overdose
actually on purpose?

837
00:43:29,475 --> 00:43:32,125
I don't know. I don't write the shit, you know.

838
00:43:33,025 --> 00:43:36,325
Don't be so hard on Dr. Brewster.
He's only mean, because he's so insecure.

839
00:43:36,575 --> 00:43:39,025
Well, I have to be tough on him,
because he just wants my body.

840
00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:41,125
Dorothy, you're so bad.

841
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:43,875
- You know, you look just the way you look.
- Oh, thank you.

842
00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:46,525
- You know, you're very attractive too.
- Dorothy...

843
00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,425
I want you to meet my dad, Les.

844
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:51,575
- Well, it's nice to meet you.
- I feel I know you already.

845
00:43:51,775 --> 00:43:54,075
You know, I just love your daughter to pieces.

846
00:44:06,525 --> 00:44:10,175
I can't write any clearer
than I can write, man. It's in English.

847
00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:12,275
- What do you think of those?
- For Sandy?

848
00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:15,825
No, for me, for Dorothy. I mean not exactly,
but that kind of idea. What do you think?

849
00:44:16,125 --> 00:44:18,625
- It's a little overstated.
- Really? Wait a minute!

850
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,125
Jesus!

851
00:44:20,475 --> 00:44:22,825
- That's her.
- Nurse Charles!

852
00:44:30,475 --> 00:44:32,375
You got it. Thursday, what time?

853
00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:35,725
8:30.

854
00:44:36,525 --> 00:44:38,725
I will not forget. Okay, bye-bye.

855
00:44:50,075 --> 00:44:53,075
"Things have been so much better
since you came to Southwest General."

856
00:44:53,325 --> 00:44:55,375
- "We're all so grateful to you."
- For?

857
00:44:55,475 --> 00:45:00,475
- "For your help and advice."
- "I really think of you all as my daughters."

858
00:45:00,575 --> 00:45:04,125
"And what kind of mother would I be,
if I didn't give my girls tits?"

859
00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:06,625
"Tips". It's "tips".

860
00:45:07,325 --> 00:45:08,425
Tips.

861
00:45:08,675 --> 00:45:11,825
<i>I think you'll find you picked the wrong
man to challenge, Miss Kimberly.</i>

862
00:45:12,025 --> 00:45:15,225
<i>It was you who pro... Look at me
when I talk to you, Dr. Brewster.</i>

863
00:45:15,475 --> 00:45:17,425
I don't trust a man who won't meet my eye.

864
00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:20,425
I don't trust it in a bank teller
I don't trust it in an insurance salesman,

865
00:45:20,675 --> 00:45:24,075
and I certainly don't trust it
in a chief surgeon. Now...

866
00:45:24,275 --> 00:45:26,275
It was you who provoked
this confrontation, sir.

867
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,725
You're an incredibly insensitive
woman, Miss Kimberly.

868
00:45:28,975 --> 00:45:32,675
Stop thinking of me as a woman, Medford,
and start thinking of me as a person.

869
00:45:32,925 --> 00:45:35,725
That's what Southwest General
is made of, people.

870
00:45:37,725 --> 00:45:40,275
And have Nurse Charles
see me immediately.

871
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:44,125
- Okay, One push in for a close-up.
- Not too close!

872
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,275
Okay, hold it there.

873
00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:49,025
- And cut it!
- Stop tape.

874
00:45:50,675 --> 00:45:53,875
Dorothy, it was wonderful
the way you held my face.

875
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:56,175
You controlled me completely.
I felt your power.

876
00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:57,975
Well, thank you, John, but, you know,
you had some great moments.

877
00:45:58,025 --> 00:45:59,025
- Really?
- Yeah.

878
00:45:59,075 --> 00:46:00,625
Hold it. Good news, children.

879
00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:04,625
Our brilliant engineering staff has once
again erased an entire reel of the show.

880
00:46:04,825 --> 00:46:08,525
So, we have to retape 14, 15 and 16.

881
00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:12,125
Hey, hey, hey! It's either that
or do it live tomorrow.

882
00:46:12,475 --> 00:46:14,175
I think we should tape it, don't you?

883
00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:18,325
Okay, that's a wrap. See you
bright and early, 6:30 tomorrow.

884
00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:36,025
- Good night, Dorothy.
- Good night, Ben.

885
00:46:38,975 --> 00:46:40,975
That's some day, huh?

886
00:46:41,725 --> 00:46:44,725
What? Oh, you mean
about doing it over again.

887
00:46:44,975 --> 00:46:47,525
Tell me, does that happen often?

888
00:46:47,775 --> 00:46:50,975
Every once in a while. You know,
we actually had to do it live once.

889
00:46:51,075 --> 00:46:52,075
Live!

890
00:46:52,275 --> 00:46:56,075
You should have seen Van Horn's face.
Of course, you couldn't see Van Horn's face.

891
00:46:56,325 --> 00:46:58,625
'Cause he was so panicked,
we had to shoot him from the back.

892
00:46:59,825 --> 00:47:02,275
- You want some wine?
- No, thanks. I better be getting home.

893
00:47:02,425 --> 00:47:06,125
I have to wash my hair. Thanks anyway.

894
00:47:06,325 --> 00:47:07,925
- Dorothy?
- Yes?

895
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:11,775
Listen, I know this is exactly
what you want to hear right now,

896
00:47:12,025 --> 00:47:14,775
but we've got 26 pages tomorrow,
and I was just wondering

897
00:47:15,025 --> 00:47:18,475
if you could find it in your heart to come over
and run some lines with me tonight.

898
00:47:18,575 --> 00:47:19,475
Well...

899
00:47:19,575 --> 00:47:21,725
And I could make you something to eat.

900
00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:23,225
Night, Fay.

901
00:47:23,775 --> 00:47:25,275
I'm a born defroster.

902
00:47:25,525 --> 00:47:27,225
What do you mean
you don't have a thing to wear?

903
00:47:27,475 --> 00:47:30,425
- She's seen me in all of these.
- She hasn't seen you in the white thing.

904
00:47:30,675 --> 00:47:31,675
- What, this?
- Yeah.

905
00:47:31,775 --> 00:47:35,125
You cannot wear white to a
casual dinner. It's too dressy.

906
00:47:35,325 --> 00:47:38,575
- You couldn't wear pants?
- No. Pants? I can't.

907
00:47:39,425 --> 00:47:41,475
- What about this thing?
- No, no. I don't have the right shoes for it.

908
00:47:41,575 --> 00:47:43,625
I hate the way the horizontal lines
make me look too hippy,

909
00:47:43,825 --> 00:47:45,825
and it cuts me across the bust.

910
00:47:47,075 --> 00:47:49,125
I think we're getting into a weird area here.

911
00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:51,575
This is smart. What about this? Seriously.

912
00:47:51,675 --> 00:47:53,925
You look like you should ring a school bell.

913
00:47:54,525 --> 00:47:57,625
This may seem silly to you,
but this is our first date.

914
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,575
I just want to look pretty for her.

915
00:48:00,525 --> 00:48:03,825
- Hi.
- Hi. What a pretty outfit.

916
00:48:04,025 --> 00:48:05,375
- Yeah. I'm glad you like it.
- Come on in.

917
00:48:05,475 --> 00:48:08,375
- Thank you. I brought you something.
- Oh, God, you didn't have to do that.

918
00:48:08,475 --> 00:48:09,775
It was nothing.

919
00:48:11,175 --> 00:48:13,075
Come on in. I'll put them in some water.

920
00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:15,325
- Oh, what a big apartment!
- Yeah.

921
00:48:15,925 --> 00:48:18,625
- And what a lovely, lovely room!
- Is it?

922
00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:21,725
- Yes, it's yummy.
- I had a decorator do it.

923
00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:24,225
Before the show, no money.
Since the show, no time.

924
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:28,325
- Amy is asleep. Finally.
- Scared the daylights out of me.

925
00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:33,675
Miss Nichols, that child is never
gonna learn anything, if you keep...

926
00:48:33,875 --> 00:48:35,675
Thank you, Mrs. Crawley.

927
00:48:35,925 --> 00:48:38,525
- Dorothy Michaels, Mrs. Crawley.
- I'm sorry, I didn't know.

928
00:48:38,775 --> 00:48:40,375
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

929
00:48:40,575 --> 00:48:43,175
- She scares the shit out of me.
- Scared me to death.

930
00:48:43,325 --> 00:48:45,175
Drop your coat here.

931
00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:48,475
- Who is it?
- Amy's nanny.

932
00:48:48,725 --> 00:48:49,975
- Oh.
- And she hates me.

933
00:48:50,225 --> 00:48:51,275
Who's Amy?

934
00:48:51,525 --> 00:48:52,475
My daughter.

935
00:48:52,575 --> 00:48:53,475
Oh!

936
00:48:53,575 --> 00:48:55,425
She was 14 months old last week.

937
00:48:55,675 --> 00:48:57,475
I didn't know you had a baby.

938
00:48:58,275 --> 00:49:00,725
- You got any kids, Dorothy?
- Oh, no, no.

939
00:49:01,725 --> 00:49:04,775
- Were you ever married?
- No, I haven't been that fortunate.

940
00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:08,925
I was engaged once, though,
to a brilliant young actor,

941
00:49:09,175 --> 00:49:10,625
whose career unfortunately was cut short

942
00:49:10,775 --> 00:49:12,875
by the insensitivity
of theatrical establishment.

943
00:49:13,125 --> 00:49:15,225
- They killed him?
- In a manner of speaking, uh-huh.

944
00:49:15,475 --> 00:49:19,475
Sutton gave up acting, and me as well.

945
00:49:19,725 --> 00:49:23,875
He's working now as a waiter
in a disreputable restaurant.

946
00:49:24,075 --> 00:49:25,825
I don't want to talk about it.

947
00:49:26,025 --> 00:49:27,375
Maybe you'd like a little wine?

948
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:31,075
No, I think I'd better keep sharp
when we work, you know?

949
00:49:32,075 --> 00:49:34,375
You mind if I ask you a question?

950
00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:38,125
Do you worry about using so much
heavy make-up on your skin all the time?

951
00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:40,275
No. I don't worry.

952
00:49:40,525 --> 00:49:41,775
I have a little...

953
00:49:42,725 --> 00:49:45,025
mustache problem I'm real sensitive to.

954
00:49:45,225 --> 00:49:48,225
Probably just too many
male hormones or something.

955
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:52,625
Well, some men find that attractive.

956
00:49:52,875 --> 00:49:56,925
I know, I know. I just don't like
the men that find it attractive.

957
00:50:01,075 --> 00:50:02,525
I take it you're divorced?

958
00:50:03,175 --> 00:50:04,525
Oh, no, I've never been married.

959
00:50:06,675 --> 00:50:08,875
Perhaps I'll just have one little drink.

960
00:50:17,225 --> 00:50:18,925
Tell me about Ron.

961
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:22,325
- How much time have you got?
- Go on.

962
00:50:22,825 --> 00:50:24,925
Well, Ron...

963
00:50:25,475 --> 00:50:28,825
Ron is, hands down, the best
director of daytime drama.

964
00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:31,375
- Did they tell you not to call it a soap yet?
- Uh-uh.

965
00:50:31,775 --> 00:50:34,875
There was a time when anybody called it
a soap opera in front of a civilian,

966
00:50:34,925 --> 00:50:37,275
Rita would fine them a quarter.
I think that's how she bought her Mercedes.

967
00:50:37,425 --> 00:50:39,575
You're not telling me about you and Ron.

968
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:44,025
That's night time drama.
He's interesting there too.

969
00:50:44,425 --> 00:50:46,175
Oh, you mean he's...

970
00:50:48,025 --> 00:50:50,475
You mean you have a good relationship.

971
00:50:50,975 --> 00:50:55,075
I don't know. What's a good relationship,
Dotty? Can I call you Dotty?

972
00:50:55,275 --> 00:50:58,875
- Oh, please do.
- Ron's smart, and he's funny.

973
00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:00,725
We got some things in common.

974
00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:04,125
Listen, do you know any guy who's interested
in a woman who wants her dinner at 4:00,

975
00:51:04,225 --> 00:51:06,475
is unconscious by 9:00,
and goes to work at dawn?

976
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:08,975
But how does he treat you?

977
00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:11,775
Ah, that.

978
00:51:12,275 --> 00:51:14,325
Listen, you don't think I do this
without a plan, do you?

979
00:51:14,425 --> 00:51:15,425
What do you mean?

980
00:51:15,525 --> 00:51:20,325
There are a lot of men out there.
I'm selective. I look around very carefully.

981
00:51:20,475 --> 00:51:23,575
And when I find the one I think can
give me the worst possible time,

982
00:51:23,725 --> 00:51:25,425
that's when I make my move.

983
00:51:35,075 --> 00:51:37,675
All my lines sound like subtitles
for a Czech movie.

984
00:51:37,925 --> 00:51:41,225
Listen, try answering as if the question
took you by complete surprise.

985
00:51:41,475 --> 00:51:42,475
What do you mean?

986
00:51:42,575 --> 00:51:44,975
I'm gonna ask you a question,
you just answer it.

987
00:51:45,175 --> 00:51:46,175
Okay.

988
00:51:46,275 --> 00:51:47,375
Why do you drink so much?

989
00:51:48,325 --> 00:51:53,425
When you grow up the way I did,
an orphan raised by a sister 16 years older...

990
00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:55,075
you have few illusions.

991
00:51:55,325 --> 00:51:57,175
- There you go.
- Did it make a difference?

992
00:51:57,275 --> 00:52:00,975
- Yes. You got it.
- Oh, thanks, Dorothy.

993
00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:05,025
Why do you drink so much?

994
00:52:05,675 --> 00:52:07,225
Because it's not fattening,

995
00:52:07,475 --> 00:52:08,675
and it's not good for me.

996
00:52:09,075 --> 00:52:11,125
How many things can you say that about?

997
00:52:11,725 --> 00:52:13,925
You tell me that I should
mind my own business.

998
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:16,625
I just don't think you should worry about it.

999
00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:22,025
- I mean, it's nice of you, but...
- But I should mind my own business.

1000
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,575
I mean, it's all so complicated, isn't it?

1001
00:52:27,275 --> 00:52:29,125
- What?
- All of it.

1002
00:52:29,325 --> 00:52:32,825
Truthfully, don't you find being
a woman in the '80s complicated?

1003
00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:34,725
Extremely.

1004
00:52:35,475 --> 00:52:38,325
- You know what I wish, just once?
- What?

1005
00:52:39,225 --> 00:52:42,125
That a guy could be honest enough
just to walk right up to me and say,

1006
00:52:42,275 --> 00:52:45,225
"Hey, listen, you know,
I'm confused about this too.

1007
00:52:45,475 --> 00:52:49,075
"I could lay a big line on you,
we could do a lot of role-playing.

1008
00:52:49,325 --> 00:52:53,125
"But the simple truth is,
I find you very interesting,

1009
00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:56,975
"and I'd really like to make love with you."
Simple as that.

1010
00:52:57,475 --> 00:52:59,975
- Wouldn't that be a relief?
- Heaven.

1011
00:53:00,725 --> 00:53:01,825
Sheer heaven.

1012
00:53:03,025 --> 00:53:07,275
Ron was supposed to come over
last night. I had dinner all ready for him.

1013
00:53:07,475 --> 00:53:08,975
He never showed up.

1014
00:53:09,175 --> 00:53:11,075
Oh, my Lord! What time is it?

1015
00:53:11,725 --> 00:53:14,125
- It's 10:30.
- I gotta go.

1016
00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:18,375
Listen, forgive me for rushing off like this.
It was a wonderful dinner.

1017
00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,025
The dinner is burned.

1018
00:53:37,275 --> 00:53:40,275
I'm sorry I'm late.
But, listen, I was taking a shower,

1019
00:53:40,525 --> 00:53:42,125
and, really, the water got turned off,

1020
00:53:42,325 --> 00:53:44,475
and I got soap in my eyes.

1021
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:47,775
I had to go to five different stores
to get your favorite flavor...

1022
00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:48,875
Chocolate-chocolate chip.

1023
00:53:49,025 --> 00:53:50,375
Michael, I saw her.

1024
00:53:51,225 --> 00:53:52,575
What are you talking about?
You saw who?

1025
00:53:52,825 --> 00:53:54,475
When you were so late,
I went by your place...

1026
00:53:54,575 --> 00:53:55,575
- When?
- Tonight.

1027
00:53:55,675 --> 00:53:59,325
And I waited outside and I saw that
fat woman go into your apartment.

1028
00:53:59,625 --> 00:54:01,175
Fat woman?

1029
00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:03,625
The one in the raincoat.

1030
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,625
Oh, that woman! That's a friend of Jeff's.

1031
00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:10,675
She came over to help him with the play.

1032
00:54:11,925 --> 00:54:14,275
They've known each other for years.

1033
00:54:14,925 --> 00:54:16,125
You really think she's fat?

1034
00:54:16,325 --> 00:54:19,475
Well, it was dark in the stairway,
but, yes, I thought she was fat.

1035
00:54:19,675 --> 00:54:22,375
And since when does Jeff start
collaborating on his play?

1036
00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:24,775
She's an old friend.
She happens to be an excellent typist.

1037
00:54:25,025 --> 00:54:28,025
Look, Sandy, I'm not having an affair with the
woman that came in my apartment, all right?

1038
00:54:28,275 --> 00:54:30,275
It's impossible.

1039
00:54:31,525 --> 00:54:33,575
Michael, I don't want to make trouble.

1040
00:54:33,825 --> 00:54:36,575
I never should have people over for dinner.
They never show up.

1041
00:54:36,825 --> 00:54:39,825
I'm sorry. I feel guilty.
You feel guilty. I'm sorry.

1042
00:54:40,025 --> 00:54:41,075
- Don't do that, Sandy.
- I'm sorry.

1043
00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:44,075
Don't apologize to me,
because I'm three hours late.

1044
00:54:44,275 --> 00:54:46,575
You should be furious.

1045
00:54:46,775 --> 00:54:48,275
You've just been so great to me, Michael.

1046
00:54:48,525 --> 00:54:51,075
You were so terrific to help me
with the audition for that soap.

1047
00:54:51,175 --> 00:54:52,675
It's that soap!

1048
00:54:52,925 --> 00:54:55,325
Oh, that soap!

1049
00:54:57,025 --> 00:54:59,275
By the way, did you see that cow they hired?

1050
00:54:59,525 --> 00:55:01,075
Cow?

1051
00:55:01,225 --> 00:55:03,275
They must've gone a different way.

1052
00:55:03,475 --> 00:55:04,725
She is awful.

1053
00:55:07,425 --> 00:55:10,125
Well, I heard she was pretty good.

1054
00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:11,775
Baloney!

1055
00:55:12,425 --> 00:55:14,525
And she's supposed to be tough, right?
She's supposed to be tough.

1056
00:55:14,725 --> 00:55:16,725
She's not tough. She's a wimp!

1057
00:55:17,625 --> 00:55:20,275
Maybe it's the lines. After all,
she doesn't make up her own lines.

1058
00:55:20,525 --> 00:55:22,225
Well, I think she should.

1059
00:55:22,425 --> 00:55:24,125
They couldn't be any worse.

1060
00:55:24,325 --> 00:55:26,425
<i>I can't move out, Miss Kimberly.</i>

1061
00:55:26,875 --> 00:55:28,775
I have no place to go.

1062
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,425
I don't know what to do.

1063
00:55:34,575 --> 00:55:38,175
Don't lie there cringing and tell me your husband
beats you, but you can't move out, Mrs. Marion.

1064
00:55:38,425 --> 00:55:40,975
- <i>Why should you move out? It's your house too!</i>
- What is she saying?

1065
00:55:41,275 --> 00:55:42,575
Three's up. Ready one.

1066
00:55:42,825 --> 00:55:45,375
Do you know what I'd do,
if somebody did this to me?

1067
00:55:45,625 --> 00:55:49,775
If I saw him around again, I'd pick up the biggest
thing around, and I'd just take it, and I'd...

1068
00:55:50,475 --> 00:55:52,375
<i>and bash their brains right through</i>

1069
00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:56,425
the top of their skull, before
I'd let them beat me up again.

1070
00:55:57,625 --> 00:56:00,925
Well, I can't afford therapy, Miss Kimberly.

1071
00:56:01,175 --> 00:56:03,325
Therapy? Who said anything about therapy?

1072
00:56:03,525 --> 00:56:04,825
- Cut it, Ron.
- Yeah. Cut it!

1073
00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:08,575
Wait a minute.
Her line is, "Your husband..."

1074
00:56:08,825 --> 00:56:09,925
<i>Okay, okay. Wait a second. Okay.</i>

1075
00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:11,875
<i>May I say in my own defense, Miss Marshall,</i>

1076
00:56:11,975 --> 00:56:14,475
<i>that to tell a woman
with two children, no money,</i>

1077
00:56:14,575 --> 00:56:18,125
<i>and a husband that beats her up like this,
with a broken arm and a bashed-in face,</i>

1078
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:21,975
<i>to move out of her house into a welfare center
in order to get therapy is just a lot of...</i>

1079
00:56:22,225 --> 00:56:24,925
horseshit! Excuse me.
I wouldn't do it, would you?

1080
00:56:25,175 --> 00:56:27,225
- I can't act with this.
- Oh, shut up.

1081
00:56:27,425 --> 00:56:28,475
Ron?

1082
00:56:45,575 --> 00:56:48,425
- I'm partially to blame, Miss Kimberly.
- Yeah.

1083
00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:52,125
I know I'm pretty, and I use it.

1084
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:56,075
I just guess I shouldn't have gone
to Dr. Brewster's office so late.

1085
00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:57,525
Well, no, that's not true.

1086
00:56:57,725 --> 00:57:01,725
You know, Dr. Brewster has tried to
seduce several nurses on this ward,

1087
00:57:01,975 --> 00:57:05,475
always claiming to be in the throes
of an uncontrollable impulse.

1088
00:57:05,725 --> 00:57:07,225
Do you know what?

1089
00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:12,925
I think I'm gonna give every nurse
on this floor an electric cattle prod,

1090
00:57:13,425 --> 00:57:16,775
and instruct them to just
zap him in his "badubies".

1091
00:57:17,025 --> 00:57:18,275
Cattle prod?!

1092
00:57:18,525 --> 00:57:21,575
<i>Ruby, hi. Do you want to
open up the yellow pages</i>

1093
00:57:21,825 --> 00:57:24,575
<i>under the section of
Farm Equipment Retail?</i>

1094
00:57:26,875 --> 00:57:31,575
♪ Go, Tootsie, go ♪

1095
00:57:33,675 --> 00:57:38,375
♪ Roll, baby, roll ♪

1096
00:57:40,075 --> 00:57:45,875
♪ Sweet Tootsie roll ♪

1097
00:57:46,675 --> 00:57:47,875
♪ Hey ♪

1098
00:57:49,275 --> 00:57:51,675
♪ Tootsie you and I ♪

1099
00:57:52,675 --> 00:57:54,875
♪ We're riding high ♪

1100
00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:57,175
♪ Rolling along ♪

1101
00:57:58,675 --> 00:58:00,875
♪ You're a real ♪

1102
00:58:02,075 --> 00:58:04,875
♪ Razzle dazzle, you ♪

1103
00:58:05,775 --> 00:58:07,675
♪ Whatever you do ♪

1104
00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:11,375
♪ Keep singing your song ♪

1105
00:58:12,575 --> 00:58:16,875
♪ Go, Tootsie, go ♪

1106
00:58:19,175 --> 00:58:23,375
♪ Roll, baby, roll ♪

1107
00:58:25,675 --> 00:58:31,875
♪ Sweet Tootsie roll ♪♪

1108
00:58:35,075 --> 00:58:38,775
I am Dorothy. Dorothy is me. Nobody's
writing that part. It's coming out of me.

1109
00:58:38,925 --> 00:58:40,775
You are Michael. You're acting Dorothy.

1110
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,575
It's the same thing.
There's a woman in me.

1111
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:44,025
- I'm experiencing these feelings.
- Let's not get carried away with this.

1112
00:58:44,075 --> 00:58:45,775
Why can't you get me a special?

1113
00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,975
Please, I could sing as Dorothy,
I could do some monologues.

1114
00:58:48,075 --> 00:58:49,075
I feel I have something to say to women.

1115
00:58:49,175 --> 00:58:50,175
- Something meaningful.
- Listen to me, Michael.

1116
00:58:50,275 --> 00:58:51,875
You have nothing to say to women.

1117
00:58:51,975 --> 00:58:53,525
That's not true! I've plenty to say to women!

1118
00:58:53,775 --> 00:58:56,775
I've been an unemployed actor
for 20 years, George. You know that.

1119
00:58:56,875 --> 00:59:00,125
I know what it's like to sit by the phone
waiting for it to ring.

1120
00:59:00,225 --> 00:59:02,325
And when I finally get a job,
I have no control!

1121
00:59:02,425 --> 00:59:04,325
Everybody else has the power,
and I got zip!

1122
00:59:04,475 --> 00:59:07,225
If I could impart that experience
to other women like me...

1123
00:59:07,325 --> 00:59:08,325
You've got to listen to me, Michael!

1124
00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:10,025
There are no other women like you.
You're a man!

1125
00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:13,575
Yes, I realize that, of course.
But I'm also an actress.

1126
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:15,975
Michael, I don't think
we should argue about this.

1127
00:59:16,075 --> 00:59:17,675
- I mean, really, what's...
- I'm a potentially great actress.

1128
00:59:17,775 --> 00:59:19,675
- I could do Medea. I could do Ophelia.
- Great actress! Right!

1129
00:59:19,775 --> 00:59:22,475
I could do Lady Macbeth,
just like they did in Shakespeare's days.

1130
00:59:22,675 --> 00:59:24,475
- Why don't you get the writers at the agency to...
- I got a terrific idea.

1131
00:59:24,625 --> 00:59:27,125
- I could do a great Eleanor Roosevelt.
- I got a terrific idea.

1132
00:59:27,325 --> 00:59:29,125
- We could do the Eleanor Roosevelt story.
- Let's don't do this. Let's not...

1133
00:59:29,325 --> 00:59:31,225
- The Eleanor Roosevelt story?
- Yes!

1134
00:59:31,425 --> 00:59:32,925
What's the matter with that?

1135
00:59:33,025 --> 00:59:34,025
- I could be brilliant.
- Michael, listen...

1136
00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:36,225
Phil Weintraub's party is
Saturday night. Let's just go.

1137
00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:39,375
Forget it, have a good time, have a couple
of drinks. Don't take yourself so seriously!

1138
00:59:39,425 --> 00:59:42,175
- He never invited me to a party before.
- I'm inviting you. Me.

1139
00:59:42,975 --> 00:59:45,575
That really looks great.
He did a fabulous job on your eyes.

1140
00:59:45,675 --> 00:59:47,825
I can't blink for a week, really.

1141
00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:50,825
- I don't like it here.
- Stand up straight.

1142
00:59:58,975 --> 01:00:01,475
- What do you want to drink?
- A double champagne.

1143
01:00:03,275 --> 01:00:06,475
What is this, just serve yourself?

1144
01:00:06,825 --> 01:00:09,075
- Hi.
- Hi. What would you like?

1145
01:00:09,275 --> 01:00:10,575
Give me two...

1146
01:00:12,575 --> 01:00:14,975
- Two what?
- Of anything.

1147
01:00:19,575 --> 01:00:21,775
- I'm sorry, I just didn't get...
- Just a couple of champagnes.

1148
01:00:27,425 --> 01:00:30,425
- Hi. Can I get you something?
- Yeah. Vodka on the rocks with a twist, please.

1149
01:00:30,525 --> 01:00:31,625
- Hi.
- Hi.

1150
01:00:31,725 --> 01:00:33,675
You don't remember me, do you?

1151
01:00:33,825 --> 01:00:36,725
Yeah. When I came in through the door,
I thought you looked familiar.

1152
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:37,975
What's your name again?

1153
01:00:38,075 --> 01:00:39,925
- Suzanne.
- Suzanne, uh-huh.

1154
01:00:40,025 --> 01:00:41,525
Call Pamela Green, she's my agent.

1155
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:44,675
There's a lot of interest over at Paramount.
And I'll know right after the 1st.

1156
01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:46,225
I'll read it after the 1st.

1157
01:00:46,475 --> 01:00:49,275
- Actually, I'm not that crazy about the script.
- Hi, Julie. - Hi.

1158
01:00:49,425 --> 01:00:52,175
I'm having a rewrite done and I'd like
to show you some of the changes.

1159
01:00:52,325 --> 01:00:53,675
Maybe we could have dinner.

1160
01:00:53,825 --> 01:00:55,725
Call Pamela. She handles me for dinner.

1161
01:00:56,025 --> 01:00:57,825
- Do you have a light?
- Oh.

1162
01:00:58,225 --> 01:00:59,675
- How have you been?
- Great.

1163
01:00:59,925 --> 01:01:01,975
- You look wonderful.
- Thank you.

1164
01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:06,175
Silly me, I already had dinner.

1165
01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:08,675
I didn't know there'd be so much food.

1166
01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:09,925
It's for my dog.

1167
01:01:10,675 --> 01:01:11,725
He likes fruit.

1168
01:01:12,275 --> 01:01:15,275
Hi. Mike Dorsey.

1169
01:01:15,475 --> 01:01:16,475
Uh-huh.

1170
01:01:16,625 --> 01:01:17,825
Great view, huh?

1171
01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:21,325
Only Phil could afford all those lights.

1172
01:01:22,775 --> 01:01:23,775
You know...

1173
01:01:24,325 --> 01:01:27,325
I could lay a big line on you,

1174
01:01:27,675 --> 01:01:31,275
and we could do a lot of role-playing,
but the simple truth is...

1175
01:01:31,525 --> 01:01:34,525
that I find you very interesting.

1176
01:01:34,725 --> 01:01:36,625
And I'd really like to make love to you.

1177
01:01:36,825 --> 01:01:38,675
You know? It's as sim...

1178
01:01:42,275 --> 01:01:43,925
As simple as that.

1179
01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:57,475
I understand who you really are.

1180
01:01:57,725 --> 01:02:01,425
And I'll no longer submit to your
petty insults and humiliations.

1181
01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:04,075
It's not necessary now that
Emily Kimberly's here.

1182
01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:07,025
Now that someone who sees
the truth is your equal.

1183
01:02:07,225 --> 01:02:11,025
Listen, doctor, I've filed charges
against you with the AMA.

1184
01:02:11,275 --> 01:02:12,875
You'll be notified tomorrow.

1185
01:02:13,325 --> 01:02:15,125
- And cut it.
- Cut.

1186
01:02:15,325 --> 01:02:16,525
It's a good one.

1187
01:02:18,525 --> 01:02:19,725
<i>Perfect.</i>

1188
01:02:19,925 --> 01:02:22,275
- That was great.
- Thanks, John.

1189
01:02:22,525 --> 01:02:24,975
- <i>Lovely job, Julie. First-rate.</i>
- You were wonderful.

1190
01:02:25,175 --> 01:02:26,525
Yeah, thanks to my coach.

1191
01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:28,125
No, no, you did it yourself.

1192
01:02:28,425 --> 01:02:30,425
- Was it okay? I mean...
- Perfect. I loved the middle part.

1193
01:02:30,475 --> 01:02:32,775
Okay. So much for the
mutual admiration society.

1194
01:02:32,925 --> 01:02:36,075
Let's move on to item 17.
Jo, clear this set.

1195
01:02:36,325 --> 01:02:39,575
I'll need Alan, Tom and John.

1196
01:02:39,975 --> 01:02:41,475
Tootsie, take 10.

1197
01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:43,075
Ron!

1198
01:02:43,275 --> 01:02:44,375
My name is Dorothy.

1199
01:02:44,575 --> 01:02:47,525
It's not Tootsie or Toots
or Sweetie or Honey or Doll.

1200
01:02:47,775 --> 01:02:50,625
- Oh, Christ!
- No, just Dorothy.

1201
01:02:50,825 --> 01:02:53,975
Now, Alan's always Alan, Tom's
always Tom and John's always John.

1202
01:02:54,225 --> 01:02:58,525
I have a name too. It's Dorothy,
capital D-O-R-O-T-H-Y.

1203
01:02:58,775 --> 01:02:59,825
Dorothy.

1204
01:03:01,575 --> 01:03:03,025
Excuse me, doctor.

1205
01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:18,575
Did somebody die?

1206
01:03:18,975 --> 01:03:21,725
- Violinist.
- Oh, I didn't know he was that sick.

1207
01:03:22,275 --> 01:03:24,625
He wasn't. He asked for a raise.

1208
01:03:27,725 --> 01:03:30,225
I'm sorry about what happened out there.
I was...

1209
01:03:31,825 --> 01:03:34,375
- Listen, what are you gonna do for the holidays?
- I was a little upset.

1210
01:03:34,625 --> 01:03:35,875
Why?

1211
01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:40,925
Well, the baby and I are gonna
go up to my dad's farm upstate.

1212
01:03:41,325 --> 01:03:45,375
It's not exactly the fast lane,
but it's kind of fun.

1213
01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,375
Maybe you'd like to come along.

1214
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:53,775
You know, since my dad met you,
he's your biggest fan.

1215
01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:56,375
Is Ron coming too?

1216
01:03:57,525 --> 01:03:59,425
Would that make a difference?

1217
01:04:01,075 --> 01:04:02,225
- Well...
- Actually...

1218
01:04:02,425 --> 01:04:05,125
I think he has to stay in town and work.

1219
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:07,675
Oh.

1220
01:04:08,325 --> 01:04:09,725
If it matters...

1221
01:04:09,925 --> 01:04:14,425
I've always hated women who treat
other women as stand-ins for men.

1222
01:04:14,775 --> 01:04:16,425
It's not that, really.

1223
01:04:17,825 --> 01:04:19,175
I'd just like you to come.

1224
01:04:19,525 --> 01:04:21,925
I just want to be real careful,
not get up too soon,

1225
01:04:21,975 --> 01:04:23,675
or else I'll have another relapse.
You know what I mean?

1226
01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:26,025
Listen, Michael, isn't there
some way we could rehearse

1227
01:04:26,075 --> 01:04:27,925
and actually be in the same room together?

1228
01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:31,575
We will, Sandy. Right after the weekend.
So, I'll call you Monday, okay?

1229
01:04:31,825 --> 01:04:33,075
Thanks. Bye-bye.

1230
01:04:33,675 --> 01:04:36,575
Do you know where my night gown is? You know,
the pink one. The one with the flower... Oh!

1231
01:04:36,825 --> 01:04:37,975
- Listen to me.
- What?

1232
01:04:38,225 --> 01:04:40,675
Stop packing. Don't do this.

1233
01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:42,775
- Why?
- You should not do this.

1234
01:04:43,025 --> 01:04:46,675
In two weeks, I'll never see Julie again,
and if I do, it'll be as Michael Dorsey,

1235
01:04:46,775 --> 01:04:48,575
and she'll probably throw a drink in my face.

1236
01:04:48,675 --> 01:04:49,675
Where is my make-up kit?

1237
01:04:49,775 --> 01:04:51,875
How long are you gonna
keep lying to Sandy like this?

1238
01:04:51,975 --> 01:04:53,075
Oh, come on. It's for her own good.

1239
01:04:53,175 --> 01:04:56,775
I never told Sandy that I wouldn't
see other women. Come on.

1240
01:04:56,925 --> 01:05:00,525
And If, you know, I did tell her, it would only hurt
her feelings, and I don't want to hurt her feelings.

1241
01:05:00,675 --> 01:05:03,675
Especially since Julie and I
are just girlfriends.

1242
01:05:03,875 --> 01:05:06,275
I'm just afraid you're gonna
burn in hell for all of this.

1243
01:05:06,425 --> 01:05:09,425
I don't believe in hell. I believe in
unemployment, but I don't believe in hell.

1244
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:36,375
Hi.

1245
01:05:40,825 --> 01:05:44,075
- Wait! Let me get those.
- Oh, well, thank you.

1246
01:05:45,325 --> 01:05:47,825
- Strong little thing, aren't you?
- Well, no.

1247
01:05:50,525 --> 01:05:53,275
Come on, Dorothy. I'll show you the house.

1248
01:05:53,475 --> 01:05:57,225
- Careful coming up here.
- Well, it really is old, isn't it?

1249
01:05:58,675 --> 01:05:59,775
Here we are.

1250
01:06:02,675 --> 01:06:04,725
I'll set up the crib in a second.

1251
01:06:04,925 --> 01:06:06,525
You girls unpack your bags,
and we'll get going at...

1252
01:06:06,725 --> 01:06:08,525
Wait! Are we sharing?

1253
01:06:08,775 --> 01:06:11,525
The rest of the upstairs is still shut off.
Besides, I know you girls.

1254
01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:13,325
No matter how far apart I put you,

1255
01:06:13,425 --> 01:06:15,875
you'll sneak back together again
and spend the night giggling.

1256
01:06:16,925 --> 01:06:19,325
He still thinks I'm 12.

1257
01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:21,025
Which side do you want, Dorothy?

1258
01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,925
I think the one closest to the bathroom.

1259
01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:26,225
Don't worry, I won't take up much room.

1260
01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:39,125
- Hold it between your thumb and forefinger.
- Yeah.

1261
01:06:39,375 --> 01:06:41,925
- Then let every finger roll down individually.
- Like this?

1262
01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:44,875
- That's it, yes.
- My goodness!

1263
01:06:46,025 --> 01:06:47,425
It's all right. You'll be all right.

1264
01:07:09,675 --> 01:07:11,275
♪ Time ♪

1265
01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:17,575
♪ I've been passing time
watching trains go by ♪

1266
01:07:19,275 --> 01:07:21,675
♪ All of my life ♪

1267
01:07:22,575 --> 01:07:28,375
♪ Lying on the sand,
watching seabirds fly ♪

1268
01:07:30,075 --> 01:07:33,875
♪ Wishing there would be ♪

1269
01:07:34,575 --> 01:07:38,875
♪ Someone waiting home for me ♪

1270
01:07:41,675 --> 01:07:45,575
♪ Something's telling me it might be you ♪

1271
01:07:47,475 --> 01:07:51,375
♪ It's telling me it might be you ♪

1272
01:07:51,775 --> 01:07:54,875
♪ All of my life ♪

1273
01:07:55,275 --> 01:08:00,875
♪ Looking back as lovers go walking past ♪

1274
01:08:02,675 --> 01:08:05,075
♪ All of my life ♪

1275
01:08:06,175 --> 01:08:12,875
♪ Wondering how they met,
and what makes it last ♪

1276
01:08:13,575 --> 01:08:17,575
♪ If I found the place ♪

1277
01:08:18,075 --> 01:08:22,875
♪ Would I recognize the face? ♪

1278
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:29,175
♪ Something's telling me it might be you ♪

1279
01:08:29,575 --> 01:08:33,175
♪ All of my life ♪♪

1280
01:08:33,525 --> 01:08:35,925
Special up here, isn't it?

1281
01:08:36,525 --> 01:08:38,025
I'm glad you came.

1282
01:08:40,825 --> 01:08:42,175
Listen, can I tell you something?

1283
01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:43,475
Sweetheart!

1284
01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:46,475
Ron is on the phone.

1285
01:08:46,725 --> 01:08:48,475
Hi. I'm sorry.

1286
01:08:48,925 --> 01:08:50,925
- What, Dorothy?
- Nothing, nothing.

1287
01:08:52,475 --> 01:08:54,575
- I think I'll put her down.
- Good.

1288
01:08:55,425 --> 01:08:57,675
Bye-bye. Gets a little chilly out here.

1289
01:08:57,925 --> 01:09:01,075
- No, I was just...
- I brought this sweater for you.

1290
01:09:01,275 --> 01:09:03,075
Thank you. Very nice of you, Les.

1291
01:09:03,325 --> 01:09:04,925
Thank you.

1292
01:09:12,325 --> 01:09:16,225
Well, I wonder if we're gonna get
any stars out of the sky tonight?

1293
01:09:16,475 --> 01:09:17,925
I've got my stars.

1294
01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:20,275
You and Julie.

1295
01:09:43,275 --> 01:09:45,075
♪ That's all ♪

1296
01:09:46,575 --> 01:09:49,275
♪ That's all ♪

1297
01:09:50,275 --> 01:09:52,875
- It's so beautiful.
- Yeah, I should've transposed it.

1298
01:09:53,075 --> 01:09:55,075
It's wonderful thing for a lady to play a piano.

1299
01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:56,525
Quit. My Mama insisted.

1300
01:09:56,775 --> 01:09:57,875
Who wants another drink?

1301
01:09:57,975 --> 01:09:59,575
- Oh, I'm fine.
- You better take it easy.

1302
01:09:59,825 --> 01:10:00,725
Remember Injun Joe.

1303
01:10:00,775 --> 01:10:01,675
- What's that?
- Easy now.

1304
01:10:01,725 --> 01:10:03,125
Don't you tell that story!

1305
01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:06,275
- This is the bar Daddy hangs out in.
- I don't hang out there.

1306
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:08,925
And one night, he and Injun Joe
threw back a few too many.

1307
01:10:09,175 --> 01:10:11,925
- Hard liquor.
- They thought they saw this elk.

1308
01:10:12,075 --> 01:10:13,925
And they stalked it around
in the dark for a couple hours.

1309
01:10:14,175 --> 01:10:16,525
They finally got it cornered it
up against Charlie's barn.

1310
01:10:16,725 --> 01:10:19,825
Just about the time they were ready
to blast the thing's head off, it mooed.

1311
01:10:20,075 --> 01:10:21,675
It was a cow?

1312
01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:24,425
That's enough laughing at your old man.

1313
01:10:24,675 --> 01:10:26,025
Hey, you know this one?

1314
01:10:26,575 --> 01:10:29,375
♪ For it was Mary ♪

1315
01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:30,525
Wait a minute.

1316
01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:35,575
♪ Mary ♪

1317
01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:40,275
♪ Long before the fashions came ♪

1318
01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:45,675
♪ And there is something there ♪

1319
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:49,675
♪ That sounds so square ♪

1320
01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:57,875
♪ It's a grand old name ♪

1321
01:10:59,225 --> 01:11:01,925
- Bravo!
- That was Julie's mother's name.

1322
01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:04,225
Mary Juliet Cooper.

1323
01:11:06,325 --> 01:11:07,825
Well, I'm going to bed.

1324
01:11:08,075 --> 01:11:11,125
What do you say, Dororthy? You wanna
hit the hay, as they say on the farm?

1325
01:11:11,325 --> 01:11:15,375
Oh, well, I think I'll... You and...
Both of... you go to bed.

1326
01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:17,375
- I'll stay up.
- I'll stay up with you.

1327
01:11:17,575 --> 01:11:20,075
- Oh!
- Well, I'm going.

1328
01:11:20,575 --> 01:11:22,525
- Good night.
- Good night, dear.

1329
01:11:22,675 --> 01:11:25,875
- Good night, Dad.
- Good night, honey. Sleep well.

1330
01:11:26,775 --> 01:11:28,375
Be good.

1331
01:11:31,025 --> 01:11:33,025
- Nice girl, isn't she?
- Very sweet, very sweet.

1332
01:11:33,275 --> 01:11:35,275
I'm kind of glad old Ron didn't come up.

1333
01:11:36,175 --> 01:11:37,825
You know I am too, actually.

1334
01:11:38,075 --> 01:11:39,275
- Really?
- Yes.

1335
01:11:39,525 --> 01:11:42,425
- I'm sorry. Please, sit down.
- Thank you.

1336
01:11:42,675 --> 01:11:46,375
I thought you'd be more like one of those...
you know, one of them "liberators".

1337
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:49,725
Oh, well, you know, I'm not really
like the woman you see on the show.

1338
01:11:50,075 --> 01:11:52,825
I mean, that's just a part.
I'm not all that militant.

1339
01:11:53,025 --> 01:11:55,375
Don't get me wrong.
I'm all for this equal business.

1340
01:11:55,575 --> 01:11:59,325
I think women ought to be entitled
to have everything and all, et cetera.

1341
01:11:59,575 --> 01:12:00,675
Except...

1342
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:04,475
Sometimes I think what they really
want is to be entitled to be men.

1343
01:12:04,675 --> 01:12:06,775
Like men are all equal in the first place,

1344
01:12:06,875 --> 01:12:08,225
- which we're not.
- No.

1345
01:12:08,525 --> 01:12:10,325
- Can I get you another drink?
- Mm-mm.

1346
01:12:10,525 --> 01:12:11,975
I must keep my wits about me tonight.

1347
01:12:12,225 --> 01:12:13,675
Tonight?

1348
01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:15,125
Well, always.

1349
01:12:15,325 --> 01:12:16,625
You know, I can remember years ago,

1350
01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:20,025
there was none of this talk about
what a woman was, what a man was.

1351
01:12:20,275 --> 01:12:22,125
You just were what you were.

1352
01:12:22,525 --> 01:12:24,675
And now they have all this stuff about...

1353
01:12:24,825 --> 01:12:28,475
how much you should be like the other sex,
so you can be all more the same.

1354
01:12:28,575 --> 01:12:30,775
- Well, I'm sorry, but we're just not, you know.
- Right.

1355
01:12:31,025 --> 01:12:33,025
Not on a farm, anyway.

1356
01:12:33,225 --> 01:12:36,525
Bulls are bulls,
and roosters don't try to lay eggs.

1357
01:12:36,775 --> 01:12:38,225
Never.

1358
01:12:41,475 --> 01:12:44,075
My wife and I, we were
married a lot of years.

1359
01:12:44,475 --> 01:12:45,775
People got it all wrong, yoy know?

1360
01:12:45,975 --> 01:12:48,425
They say your health
is the most important thing.

1361
01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:51,825
But I can lift this house
off the ground. What good is it?

1362
01:12:52,025 --> 01:12:53,375
Being with someone.

1363
01:12:53,925 --> 01:12:55,325
Sharing.

1364
01:12:55,525 --> 01:12:58,075
That's what it's all about.

1365
01:13:00,025 --> 01:13:01,925
- Julie tells me you're not married.
- No.

1366
01:13:02,925 --> 01:13:03,975
Like another drink?

1367
01:13:04,225 --> 01:13:05,475
- No.
- You sure?

1368
01:13:05,725 --> 01:13:10,175
Yes. Oh, well, you know what?
I think it is about that time.

1369
01:13:10,775 --> 01:13:14,975
- Thanks for staying up and talking.
- Oh, don't you mention it.

1370
01:13:18,275 --> 01:13:19,675
You have beautiful eyes.

1371
01:13:19,925 --> 01:13:21,475
Oh, well, thank you.

1372
01:13:22,675 --> 01:13:24,025
Good night, Les.

1373
01:14:11,525 --> 01:14:14,025
Daddy's a little out of touch, isn't he?

1374
01:14:14,275 --> 01:14:16,125
No. Very sweet, very sweet.

1375
01:14:17,775 --> 01:14:20,425
He sees things pretty simply.

1376
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:23,575
You're either happy or unhappy.

1377
01:14:23,825 --> 01:14:25,725
Married or not married.

1378
01:14:26,975 --> 01:14:29,025
There's nothing in between.

1379
01:14:37,425 --> 01:14:42,275
I tried to get him to take out
other women after Mama died, but...

1380
01:14:42,525 --> 01:14:46,325
You know, she must have been
a very special person.

1381
01:14:46,925 --> 01:14:51,175
I guess so. I don't remember her very well.

1382
01:14:51,925 --> 01:14:56,375
I remember her helping me
pick out this wallpaper.

1383
01:14:58,675 --> 01:15:02,475
I'd chosen one with great big,
purple flowers on it.

1384
01:15:02,725 --> 01:15:04,625
And she said to me...

1385
01:15:04,825 --> 01:15:07,675
"Just remember that once you choose it,

1386
01:15:08,075 --> 01:15:12,475
"it's gonna cover the walls
of your room for a long, long time."

1387
01:15:13,475 --> 01:15:18,625
So I tried to imagine what those big,
purple flowers were gonna look like

1388
01:15:19,125 --> 01:15:21,525
on all the walls of my room

1389
01:15:22,275 --> 01:15:24,375
every night when I was falling asleep

1390
01:15:24,475 --> 01:15:27,425
and every morning
when I was getting dressed.

1391
01:15:28,475 --> 01:15:33,425
So I said to her,
"Which one would you choose, Mom?"

1392
01:15:34,975 --> 01:15:39,925
And she said, "The one with
the daisies and the little rosebuds,

1393
01:15:40,125 --> 01:15:45,175
"because daisies are such homey flowers,

1394
01:15:46,425 --> 01:15:50,725
"and rosebuds are so cheerful
and always waiting to bloom."

1395
01:15:52,475 --> 01:15:53,775
That's lovely.

1396
01:15:55,575 --> 01:15:59,925
I made a million plans
looking at this wallpaper.

1397
01:16:04,025 --> 01:16:07,425
I was always waiting
for these rosebuds to open.

1398
01:16:27,675 --> 01:16:29,525
That's nice.

1399
01:16:31,775 --> 01:16:35,575
My mother used to do that too, sometimes.

1400
01:16:40,525 --> 01:16:44,325
- Good night, Julie.
- Good night, Dotty.

1401
01:17:00,175 --> 01:17:02,175
<i>Cathy Campbell, please call your office.</i>

1402
01:17:02,425 --> 01:17:04,575
It says "cool".

1403
01:17:05,075 --> 01:17:08,075
Don't you think I should be angry?
Doesn't it play better that way?

1404
01:17:08,275 --> 01:17:09,975
Yes, why don't you try that?

1405
01:17:11,225 --> 01:17:14,425
This just came to our dressing room for you.

1406
01:17:14,675 --> 01:17:17,425
- I think it's from Julie's father.
- Oh, my!

1407
01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:21,775
Now don't you dare eat any of those.
You don't wanna ruin that cute figure of yours.

1408
01:17:22,025 --> 01:17:24,625
What a thoughtless present
to give a woman.

1409
01:17:24,775 --> 01:17:25,825
Chocolates!

1410
01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:28,775
<i>Dorothy Michaels, Rita Marshall's office.
Dorothy Michaels.</i>

1411
01:17:29,475 --> 01:17:31,475
You know, Dorothy,
you're a complicated lady.

1412
01:17:31,675 --> 01:17:35,225
On the one hand,
you're a real pain in the ass.

1413
01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:38,975
I've got one of the most
expensive directors in soaps...

1414
01:17:39,475 --> 01:17:41,275
I owe myself a quarter.

1415
01:17:41,575 --> 01:17:43,975
And you've got him defensive and hostile.

1416
01:17:44,175 --> 01:17:45,425
Oh, I don't mean to.

1417
01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:48,525
However, we're getting 2,000 letters a week

1418
01:17:48,725 --> 01:17:51,675
and we've picked up three share points.

1419
01:17:52,175 --> 01:17:54,625
And it's largely due to you.

1420
01:17:54,925 --> 01:17:58,225
You are the first woman character
who is her own person.

1421
01:17:58,475 --> 01:18:01,775
Who can assert her own personality
without robbing someone of theirs.

1422
01:18:01,975 --> 01:18:04,025
You're a breakthrough lady for us.

1423
01:18:04,275 --> 01:18:06,175
We're picking up your option.
You'll be with us another year.

1424
01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:08,175
Congratulations.

1425
01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:12,775
Come on, Michael. What are you
talking about get you out of it?

1426
01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:15,825
I can't get you out of it. There's no way
out of it. It's a one-way option, theirs.

1427
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:17,775
What are you talking about?
Who gave them that?

1428
01:18:18,025 --> 01:18:19,975
You did. You signed the standard contract.

1429
01:18:20,175 --> 01:18:24,025
I signed the contract, but I didn't know I was gonna
be working for the rest of my life as a woman!

1430
01:18:24,275 --> 01:18:26,075
I know it, but you gotta find
some way to make it work.

1431
01:18:26,175 --> 01:18:29,025
Look, they're willing to pay. They're
gonna go from 650 to 850 an episode.

1432
01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:32,725
You get me out of this. I don't care how you
do it, or I'm gonna go in right now and tell them.

1433
01:18:32,925 --> 01:18:36,275
Tell them what? That you deliberately
put an entire network on the spot?

1434
01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:40,025
That you're making a fool out of millions of
American women every day? They'll kill you!

1435
01:18:40,225 --> 01:18:43,675
Look, I got a secretary out there wants wants to
be like Dorothy Michaels. I'm ready to fire her.

1436
01:18:43,925 --> 01:18:48,275
Michael, we're talking major fraud here.
Major fraud! You can't tell them!

1437
01:18:48,475 --> 01:18:51,275
What about me? You think anybody's
gonna believe I wasn't in on this?

1438
01:18:51,375 --> 01:18:52,375
I mean, they'll kill me.

1439
01:18:52,525 --> 01:18:55,125
<i>Come on. This is not like ruining
yourself by walking out on some play.</i>

1440
01:18:55,225 --> 01:18:56,575
<i>This is ruining me too.</i>

1441
01:18:56,825 --> 01:18:59,475
You can't do it, Michael.
You gotta find a way to make it work.

1442
01:19:00,325 --> 01:19:03,375
- Can you take that many Valium?
- We'll see.

1443
01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:06,275
You know, maybe there's
a morals clause in your contract.

1444
01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:10,575
Perhaps, if Dorothy did something really
filthy or disgusting, they have to let you go.

1445
01:19:11,325 --> 01:19:14,275
But I really can't think of anything
filthy and disgusting that...

1446
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,425
you haven't already done on your show.

1447
01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:25,775
<i>Dorothy, it's Julie.</i>

1448
01:19:26,025 --> 01:19:30,525
<i>Listen, there's sort of an emergency.
Well, I mean, it's not really an emergency,</i>

1449
01:19:30,775 --> 01:19:33,325
<i>but if you get a chance, would you call me?</i>

1450
01:19:33,525 --> 01:19:37,425
- Are you sure you wanna do this?
- No, but I'm going to.

1451
01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:41,425
Oh, I've been fooling myself
about Ron for too long now.

1452
01:19:41,675 --> 01:19:45,175
I guess I really wanted you here
for moral support, Dorothy.

1453
01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:48,775
Although I actually did fire
Mrs. Crawley today. I really did.

1454
01:19:49,325 --> 01:19:52,425
- Did you want a drink?
- I'm not the one breaking up with Ron.

1455
01:19:52,675 --> 01:19:54,175
I'd buy a ticket to that.

1456
01:19:54,425 --> 01:19:58,275
You have influenced me though, Dororthy.
I've been seeing Ron through your eyes lately.

1457
01:19:58,375 --> 01:20:00,775
Julie, I don't want that responsibility.

1458
01:20:01,025 --> 01:20:02,775
Why not? Why shouldn't you influence me?

1459
01:20:03,025 --> 01:20:05,825
You wouldn't compromise
your feelings like I have.

1460
01:20:06,025 --> 01:20:07,675
You wouldn't live this kind of lie, would you?

1461
01:20:07,925 --> 01:20:09,375
Well, no, I wouldn't, but...

1462
01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:12,075
- Of course not. And you're right. It's just...
- What?

1463
01:20:12,325 --> 01:20:15,775
I deserve something better, you know.
I don't have to settle for this.

1464
01:20:16,025 --> 01:20:20,525
I really don't. It's just that I've always been
too lazy or too scared or too something.

1465
01:20:20,725 --> 01:20:22,875
Don't be so hard on yourself.

1466
01:20:23,125 --> 01:20:25,325
What the hell. I'll live, won't I?

1467
01:20:25,575 --> 01:20:28,925
Maybe not happily, but honestly.

1468
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,625
Sounds like something you'd say.

1469
01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:35,925
Julie, you mustn't idealize me.
Honesty, in many ways, is a relative term.

1470
01:20:36,175 --> 01:20:37,625
Listen, my father's coming.

1471
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:40,175
If he calls, don't tell him
anything about this, okay?

1472
01:20:40,425 --> 01:20:42,925
He's driving down tonight.
I'm sure he's gonna want to see you.

1473
01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:44,475
Me?

1474
01:20:44,875 --> 01:20:46,075
Oh, God.

1475
01:20:46,625 --> 01:20:47,925
It's Ron.

1476
01:20:48,475 --> 01:20:50,575
Oh, Dorothy, God bless you.

1477
01:20:50,775 --> 01:20:52,125
Wish me luck now.

1478
01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:53,775
Always.

1479
01:20:54,025 --> 01:20:57,725
I feel that little mustache. Maybe
you should put some makeup on it.

1480
01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:03,075
- Hi.
- Hi.

1481
01:21:03,225 --> 01:21:04,825
How you doing?

1482
01:21:07,275 --> 01:21:10,275
- What's going on?
- Dorothy's gonna sit with Amy.

1483
01:21:10,525 --> 01:21:12,725
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

1484
01:21:14,475 --> 01:21:16,075
Hi, honey.

1485
01:21:16,975 --> 01:21:20,225
You don't mind, if I call you honey
when we're not working, do you?

1486
01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,775
Nice dress.

1487
01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:30,675
Thank you.

1488
01:21:32,175 --> 01:21:34,225
You don't like me, do you?

1489
01:21:34,575 --> 01:21:36,025
I mean, I can respect that,

1490
01:21:36,275 --> 01:21:40,275
but there's not many women
I can't make like me.

1491
01:21:40,475 --> 01:21:42,325
Why don't you like me?

1492
01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,275
I don't like the way you treat Julie.

1493
01:21:45,375 --> 01:21:46,625
- Oh?
- Mm-hm.

1494
01:21:46,725 --> 01:21:49,575
I don't like the way you patronize her,
I don't like the way you deceive her,

1495
01:21:49,675 --> 01:21:51,125
I don't like the way you lie to her.

1496
01:21:51,375 --> 01:21:53,675
- What do you mean?
- You want me to go on?

1497
01:21:54,275 --> 01:21:56,325
No, I know what you mean.

1498
01:21:58,075 --> 01:22:01,575
Look, Dorothy, I never promised
Julie I'd be exclusive.

1499
01:22:01,675 --> 01:22:03,375
I never said I wouldn't see other women.

1500
01:22:03,475 --> 01:22:06,225
It's just that I know she doesn't
want me to see other women,

1501
01:22:06,425 --> 01:22:08,775
so, I lie to her to keep from hurting her.

1502
01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:11,675
That's very convenient.

1503
01:22:11,975 --> 01:22:15,275
No, wait a minute.
Look at it from my side.

1504
01:22:15,775 --> 01:22:18,825
See, if a woman wants me to seduce her...

1505
01:22:19,525 --> 01:22:20,575
I usually do.

1506
01:22:20,775 --> 01:22:23,525
But then she starts pretending
like I promised her something.

1507
01:22:23,675 --> 01:22:26,025
Then I start pretending like
I promised her something.

1508
01:22:26,175 --> 01:22:28,225
I mean, in the end,
I'm the one that's exploited.

1509
01:22:28,425 --> 01:22:30,125
Bullshit, Ron!

1510
01:22:30,525 --> 01:22:32,175
You know what?

1511
01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:35,425
I understand you a lot better
than you think I do.

1512
01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:36,775
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

1513
01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:39,125
I'm ready.

1514
01:22:40,075 --> 01:22:44,675
- Well, Julie's ready.
- She sure is.

1515
01:22:45,775 --> 01:22:48,025
Oh, Dorothy, she never wakes up.

1516
01:22:48,275 --> 01:22:51,175
But in case she does, there's
a little applesauce in the fridge.

1517
01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,225
You can just give her a couple spoonfuls.

1518
01:22:53,475 --> 01:22:56,175
I'm sure she'll...
Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

1519
01:22:56,425 --> 01:22:59,775
Don't be silly. How much trouble
can a baby be? Go on.

1520
01:23:00,725 --> 01:23:03,625
It's okay. Oh, it's okay.

1521
01:23:05,225 --> 01:23:08,275
Oh, please don't cry.
Please don't cry. Please don't...

1522
01:23:09,575 --> 01:23:10,825
Oh, I love you. I love you.

1523
01:23:11,075 --> 01:23:12,975
Look how much fun we're having.

1524
01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:18,525
It's all right. It's all right.

1525
01:23:18,775 --> 01:23:20,425
It's okay. It's Uncle Dorothy.

1526
01:23:20,675 --> 01:23:23,825
Please don't cry.
Please don't cry. Please...

1527
01:23:24,025 --> 01:23:27,575
Oh, come on. Oh, here's funny clown.

1528
01:23:27,825 --> 01:23:29,775
Funny clown's talking to... Here, look.

1529
01:23:30,025 --> 01:23:32,175
Come on, Amy. Hello, Amy.

1530
01:23:32,425 --> 01:23:35,225
Amy, give me a break, will you?

1531
01:23:35,475 --> 01:23:38,925
Here, come on.
Will you eat some more now?

1532
01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:42,475
You told me to open up this one.
Now, this is apri...

1533
01:23:47,725 --> 01:23:49,375
Gotcha! Gotcha!

1534
01:23:49,575 --> 01:23:51,325
You want a little more apricot?

1535
01:23:51,575 --> 01:23:54,625
Don't do that anymore now.
Don't do that to Aunt Dorothy.

1536
01:23:54,825 --> 01:23:56,625
Come on, you're gonna go to sleep after this.

1537
01:23:56,875 --> 01:23:59,375
Just try this one, and then I'll put you...

1538
01:24:01,025 --> 01:24:04,375
I don't like you. It's not funny.

1539
01:24:05,075 --> 01:24:07,475
Amy, look at this.

1540
01:24:07,925 --> 01:24:09,675
She's gonna probably
have to paint the kitchen.

1541
01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:13,525
Here, look at yourself.
You see what a bad girl looks like?

1542
01:24:37,725 --> 01:24:39,175
Dorothy?

1543
01:24:41,075 --> 01:24:42,725
I'll be right there.

1544
01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:47,075
- Hi.
- Hi.

1545
01:24:47,175 --> 01:24:48,375
How's Amy? Is she any trouble?

1546
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:50,925
Oh, not at all. She was an angel.

1547
01:24:51,175 --> 01:24:52,975
Are you all right?

1548
01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:54,625
Fine.

1549
01:25:06,525 --> 01:25:08,175
What's the matter?

1550
01:25:17,275 --> 01:25:18,375
Julie?

1551
01:25:22,575 --> 01:25:25,275
Tell the truth now.
Are you sure you're all right?

1552
01:25:26,475 --> 01:25:27,625
No.

1553
01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:29,525
Why?

1554
01:25:30,025 --> 01:25:32,175
Who am I gonna have dinner with?

1555
01:25:33,475 --> 01:25:37,175
Oh, God! I hate myself for being like this.

1556
01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:43,475
- You know something funny?
- What?

1557
01:25:43,725 --> 01:25:46,975
And I don't want you
to take this the wrong way.

1558
01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:51,575
But since I met you, I'm so grateful
to have you as a friend.

1559
01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:53,325
And yet, at the same time...

1560
01:25:54,425 --> 01:25:57,475
I've never felt lonelier in my whole life.

1561
01:25:59,575 --> 01:26:04,125
It's as though I want something
that I just can't have.

1562
01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:05,825
You know what I mean?

1563
01:26:13,325 --> 01:26:14,475
Do you?

1564
01:26:22,075 --> 01:26:23,125
- Dorothy?
- Julie...

1565
01:26:23,975 --> 01:26:25,775
- My God!
- Let me explain.

1566
01:26:25,975 --> 01:26:27,225
No, please, don't say anything.

1567
01:26:27,425 --> 01:26:29,425
- But there's a reason.
- I understand the reason.

1568
01:26:29,525 --> 01:26:32,575
No, no, no. That reason is not the reason.
You see, I'm not the person you think I am.

1569
01:26:32,775 --> 01:26:34,875
- Just wait a minute, now. Easy.
- Nobody is.

1570
01:26:35,075 --> 01:26:36,225
- Dorothy, it's me.
- No, it's me.

1571
01:26:36,475 --> 01:26:38,075
- No, it's me.
- No, it's me.

1572
01:26:38,275 --> 01:26:40,275
Not, it's me. I'm just not well-adjusted enough.

1573
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:43,825
I mean, I'm sure I've got the same impulses.
I mean, obviously, I did have the same impulses.

1574
01:26:44,025 --> 01:26:47,175
Don't jump to conclusions about that impulse.
That impulse is a good impulse, Julie.

1575
01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:49,275
If you could just see me out of these clothes...

1576
01:26:49,325 --> 01:26:50,325
No, no, no, no!

1577
01:26:50,375 --> 01:26:51,425
What?

1578
01:26:51,625 --> 01:26:52,975
Oh, my God, that's my father.

1579
01:26:53,075 --> 01:26:54,675
- You've got to tell him.
- Tell him?

1580
01:26:54,775 --> 01:26:55,775
- Tell him.
- Tell him what?

1581
01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:58,125
That's a corncob.

1582
01:26:58,675 --> 01:26:59,875
Hello?

1583
01:27:00,325 --> 01:27:01,475
Hi, Dad.

1584
01:27:01,775 --> 01:27:02,875
Fine.

1585
01:27:03,075 --> 01:27:05,525
I'm here with Dorothy.

1586
01:27:06,525 --> 01:27:08,825
No, I can't tonight, Daddy. Wait a second.

1587
01:27:09,025 --> 01:27:10,025
- Dorothy...
- What?

1588
01:27:10,175 --> 01:27:12,175
Listen, you've got to see him.
I don't care what you tell him,

1589
01:27:12,225 --> 01:27:13,225
- I can't.
- Just don't lead him on.

1590
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,975
- Please don't make me do this.
- Dorothy, I plead you.

1591
01:27:15,075 --> 01:27:16,525
You gotta let him down gently.

1592
01:27:16,625 --> 01:27:18,925
- I can't.
- You owe me that.

1593
01:27:24,975 --> 01:27:26,275
Hello?

1594
01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:30,825
Hi, Les. I'm fine. How are you?

1595
01:27:31,675 --> 01:27:33,725
Tonight, sure... Tonight?!

1596
01:27:37,125 --> 01:27:39,225
- What'll you have, Dorothy?
- Just water.

1597
01:27:39,425 --> 01:27:41,975
- Water and bourbon.
- On second thought, straight scotch.

1598
01:27:42,225 --> 01:27:43,975
Scotch and bourbon.

1599
01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:46,475
I'd like to...

1600
01:27:46,675 --> 01:27:48,275
- Let's dance.
- What?

1601
01:27:48,525 --> 01:27:51,475
- It's my favorite dance.
- Oh, really, I don't dance.

1602
01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:53,025
- You'll love it.
- What?

1603
01:27:53,275 --> 01:27:56,875
- Follow me. Follow me.
- Please, I don't... I don't... I don't...

1604
01:27:59,075 --> 01:28:02,325
You know what? I'd... Really, I'd rather not.

1605
01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:06,525
- Just relax.
- You're very good.

1606
01:28:06,775 --> 01:28:10,225
- My wife and I took a course.
- I could tell at once.

1607
01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:14,025
- Emily, we love you.
- You're fabulous!

1608
01:28:14,275 --> 01:28:15,675
- You're wonderful. Wonderful.
- Just wonderful.

1609
01:28:15,925 --> 01:28:18,575
- You're even prettier in person.
- Thank you.

1610
01:28:22,375 --> 01:28:25,275
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I forgot
that you're on your feet all day.

1611
01:28:25,525 --> 01:28:28,575
- Come on, sit down.
- Yes, I think we should stop.

1612
01:28:30,025 --> 01:28:31,775
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1613
01:28:32,025 --> 01:28:34,225
I was real happy you could
come out tonight.

1614
01:28:34,475 --> 01:28:37,125
I know you usually got a lot of lines to learn.

1615
01:28:37,425 --> 01:28:41,075
- Les, there's something I'd better say.
- There's something I wanna say too.

1616
01:28:41,275 --> 01:28:43,625
Wouldn't it be funny, if we both
wanted to say the same thing?

1617
01:28:43,825 --> 01:28:46,375
It would be hilarious, but I don't think that
what I have to say is what you have to say.

1618
01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:51,625
Well, mine's pretty simple.
I'm not too good with words anyway.

1619
01:28:52,325 --> 01:28:54,675
You know, I only took two pictures
in my whole life...

1620
01:28:55,175 --> 01:28:57,675
my high-school graduation
and my wedding.

1621
01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,225
And my wife was standing
next to me in both of them.

1622
01:29:00,425 --> 01:29:04,025
I never thought I'd want
anybody to fill her place.

1623
01:29:04,325 --> 01:29:05,775
All that changed last weekend.

1624
01:29:05,975 --> 01:29:06,975
- Lester.
- Lesley.

1625
01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:08,725
- Lesley...
- Don't interrupt me.

1626
01:29:08,925 --> 01:29:11,325
I gotta do this in one go,
or I won't get through it.

1627
01:29:11,525 --> 01:29:14,525
I know this is kind of quick,
but that's how I am.

1628
01:29:14,775 --> 01:29:17,675
Never did believe in not getting down to it.

1629
01:29:17,725 --> 01:29:18,725
Oh!

1630
01:29:18,775 --> 01:29:20,125
- Don't say anything now.
- Oh, no!

1631
01:29:20,325 --> 01:29:21,875
- I know it's fast.
- Gee, I don't...

1632
01:29:21,925 --> 01:29:23,525
- But take time to think about it.
- Please...

1633
01:29:23,575 --> 01:29:26,575
And if the answer is no, at least I'll feel you
took me seriously enough to think about it.

1634
01:29:26,825 --> 01:29:29,075
Would you mind, dear?
I just need to be alone.

1635
01:29:29,325 --> 01:29:32,375
I'd like to start thinking it over
as soon as possible.

1636
01:29:38,125 --> 01:29:39,425
Dorothy?

1637
01:29:41,525 --> 01:29:43,025
This is a nightmare.

1638
01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:45,675
Don't be angry with me.
I just had to talk to you.

1639
01:29:45,925 --> 01:29:48,375
- How did you know where I live, John?
- I followed you home last night.

1640
01:29:48,525 --> 01:29:50,675
- What? Followed me home?
- I just didn't have the courage

1641
01:29:50,725 --> 01:29:52,875
to talk to you on the phone
without seeing your face.

1642
01:29:53,025 --> 01:29:54,475
- Could I come up for a drink?
- No!

1643
01:29:54,575 --> 01:29:57,175
You cannot come up.
I have a terrible headache. No!

1644
01:29:57,275 --> 01:30:00,525
Oh, please! I'll only take
a tiny moment of your time.

1645
01:30:00,675 --> 01:30:05,725
No, no! I'll see you on the set
tomorrow, and we'll talk about it.

1646
01:30:06,875 --> 01:30:08,925
Go home. Have you been drinking?

1647
01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:26,724
♪ I'll know when my love comes along ♪

1648
01:30:26,725 --> 01:30:28,725
Oh, Jesus.

1649
01:30:29,975 --> 01:30:34,175
♪ I'll know then and there ♪

1650
01:30:34,575 --> 01:30:39,375
♪ I'll know at the sight of his face ♪

1651
01:30:39,525 --> 01:30:41,925
Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?

1652
01:30:42,175 --> 01:30:44,375
Come on up! I'm on the third floor!

1653
01:30:44,625 --> 01:30:47,325
Hurry before someone calls the cops!

1654
01:30:47,575 --> 01:30:48,975
Jesus!

1655
01:30:52,675 --> 01:30:54,775
Come in, John, but you can just stay a minute.

1656
01:30:55,025 --> 01:30:58,925
Can I have a drink?
Anything alcoholic will do.

1657
01:30:59,625 --> 01:31:03,675
- Just one drink, and I'll be on my way.
- Oh, all right, but...

1658
01:31:04,425 --> 01:31:05,825
Nice mirror.

1659
01:31:14,225 --> 01:31:15,475
Here.

1660
01:31:16,025 --> 01:31:18,075
What is it that couldn't wait, John?

1661
01:31:18,275 --> 01:31:19,725
- Dorothy...
- What?

1662
01:31:19,875 --> 01:31:23,175
I'm... I'm just an untalented old has-been.

1663
01:31:23,425 --> 01:31:24,975
Were you ever famous?

1664
01:31:25,175 --> 01:31:28,575
- No.
- Then how can you be a has-been?

1665
01:31:28,825 --> 01:31:32,325
I love the way you never let me
get away with anything.

1666
01:31:35,825 --> 01:31:36,925
- Dorothy...
- Yes?

1667
01:31:37,675 --> 01:31:39,225
- I want you.
- I beg your pardon?

1668
01:31:39,425 --> 01:31:41,375
I've never wanted a woman this much!

1669
01:31:41,475 --> 01:31:43,775
Oh, please, John! Please!
Perhaps another time.

1670
01:31:44,025 --> 01:31:45,675
- Turn me away, it'll kill me!
- It's not you personally.

1671
01:31:45,925 --> 01:31:47,675
I don't want to get involved
emotionally at this time.

1672
01:31:47,775 --> 01:31:48,775
Then I'll take straight sex.

1673
01:31:49,025 --> 01:31:51,125
- I don't wanna hurt you!
- I don't mind.

1674
01:31:51,375 --> 01:31:52,525
Oh, shit!

1675
01:31:59,775 --> 01:32:03,175
John Van Horn, Jeff Slater.

1676
01:32:04,275 --> 01:32:06,725
Jeff Slater, John Van Horn.

1677
01:32:06,925 --> 01:32:09,075
- How do you do?
- How do you do?

1678
01:32:10,875 --> 01:32:14,225
- I'll be going.
- I think it's best.

1679
01:32:18,475 --> 01:32:21,525
- Gee, I hope I haven't...
- No, I hope I haven't.

1680
01:32:22,475 --> 01:32:25,475
I want you to know, for the record, Jeff,

1681
01:32:25,975 --> 01:32:28,825
that nothing happened here tonight.

1682
01:32:32,525 --> 01:32:34,475
Thank you, John.

1683
01:32:37,775 --> 01:32:39,675
I'm sorry, Dorothy.

1684
01:32:40,275 --> 01:32:43,825
I didn't understand. I'm really sorry.

1685
01:32:44,675 --> 01:32:46,125
Please don't talk about this.

1686
01:32:46,675 --> 01:32:47,825
My lips are sealed.

1687
01:32:56,225 --> 01:32:57,625
You slut!

1688
01:32:57,875 --> 01:33:00,975
Look, don't start in with me. Don't do that.

1689
01:33:01,225 --> 01:33:03,625
Rape is not a laughing matter.

1690
01:33:04,475 --> 01:33:05,775
That guy wanted me.

1691
01:33:06,025 --> 01:33:09,275
You cannot believe
the night I have had tonight!

1692
01:33:09,475 --> 01:33:11,775
- I think I can imagine.
- Oh, no, you can't.

1693
01:33:12,025 --> 01:33:13,775
I saw the look in his eyes.
I was in big trouble.

1694
01:33:14,025 --> 01:33:17,325
If you don't come in,
I'm in the Daily News the next morning.

1695
01:33:17,575 --> 01:33:19,175
How did you ever let him in here?

1696
01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:22,275
What do you mean how did I let him
in here? He was singing!

1697
01:33:22,575 --> 01:33:24,925
- Is he that good a singer?
- What do you...?

1698
01:33:25,175 --> 01:33:26,225
That's him! That's him!

1699
01:33:26,475 --> 01:33:29,075
Tell him I'm in the bedroom crying.
Don't let him in!

1700
01:33:29,325 --> 01:33:31,575
- Michael.
- It's Sandy!

1701
01:33:31,775 --> 01:33:33,575
Sandy? It's Sandy? It's Sandy.

1702
01:33:33,825 --> 01:33:36,075
I can't let her see me like this.

1703
01:33:36,325 --> 01:33:37,875
I hear you in there.

1704
01:33:38,925 --> 01:33:41,825
Jeff, open the door. It's me, Sandy.
Open the door!

1705
01:33:42,025 --> 01:33:43,625
- Sandy, is that you?
- Yes, it's me!

1706
01:33:43,875 --> 01:33:47,025
What time is it? I fell asleep, I guess.

1707
01:33:47,275 --> 01:33:49,925
I was having a nightmare,
and you were in it.

1708
01:33:50,175 --> 01:33:51,325
Mike is in the shower.

1709
01:33:51,525 --> 01:33:54,325
I'm in the shower! I got soap
in my eyes! I'll be right out!

1710
01:33:54,575 --> 01:33:56,775
Sandy, I'm not dressed.
All my clothes are in the other room.

1711
01:33:56,975 --> 01:33:58,275
I was asleep. I was dreaming.

1712
01:33:58,475 --> 01:33:59,975
Funny, you were in my dream.
You had really big teeth,

1713
01:34:00,025 --> 01:34:02,125
- but you were still a nice person.
- I had big what?

1714
01:34:02,325 --> 01:34:05,025
- I gotta get something on. I'll be right back.
- Are you having a party or something?

1715
01:34:06,075 --> 01:34:08,275
I'm in the shower! Turn on the water!

1716
01:34:08,375 --> 01:34:12,175
It's stuck! I got soap in my eyes,
and there's no water coming out!

1717
01:34:12,275 --> 01:34:13,375
Michael!

1718
01:34:13,475 --> 01:34:15,575
I can't come out! I got soap in my eyes!

1719
01:34:15,775 --> 01:34:17,825
Jeff, open the door!

1720
01:34:18,725 --> 01:34:23,025
I can hear you in there, you guys.
Open the door! Michael!

1721
01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:26,425
- Open this door.
- The door was open.

1722
01:34:26,625 --> 01:34:28,525
You must think I'm really stupid
or something.

1723
01:34:28,675 --> 01:34:30,625
No one would call you stupid to your face.

1724
01:34:30,825 --> 01:34:32,525
Jeff, I've been out there for 10 minutes.

1725
01:34:32,675 --> 01:34:34,975
It sounded like you guys were having
a party in here or something.

1726
01:34:35,225 --> 01:34:37,925
Well, Michael's in the shower. You know.

1727
01:34:38,125 --> 01:34:39,625
Hi, Sandy, I was taking a shower.

1728
01:34:39,675 --> 01:34:41,175
- Yeah, he was in the shower.
- I was in the shower.

1729
01:34:41,275 --> 01:34:42,925
- Good shower?
- Good shower.

1730
01:34:43,175 --> 01:34:45,425
Why haven't you returned
my phone calls, Michael?

1731
01:34:45,625 --> 01:34:48,475
Since I'm awake, I think
I'll go do some writing. Excuse me.

1732
01:34:48,625 --> 01:34:51,275
Wait a second, I'll be right back.
I got a present for you.

1733
01:34:51,725 --> 01:34:52,775
Pigs!

1734
01:34:53,025 --> 01:34:55,475
I'm glad you came over.
I've been meaning to give this to you.

1735
01:34:55,575 --> 01:34:56,875
- Here, it's for you.
- Oh!

1736
01:34:56,975 --> 01:35:00,525
- I suppose this means nothing is wrong, huh?
- Nothing is. Is it?

1737
01:35:00,725 --> 01:35:02,775
Well, Michael, I've called you
every night this week,

1738
01:35:02,825 --> 01:35:04,275
- you haven't returned my calls,
- Really?

1739
01:35:04,325 --> 01:35:06,275
- You treat me like I'm a jerk or something.
- What are you talking about?

1740
01:35:06,425 --> 01:35:08,275
I called you every night,
and you didn't return my phone calls.

1741
01:35:08,325 --> 01:35:09,325
- No, it's...
- I just wanted to talk to you about the play.

1742
01:35:09,375 --> 01:35:11,175
It's my new answering machine
and it's no good.

1743
01:35:11,275 --> 01:35:12,925
- I'm gonna answer my own phone calls.
- Don't use machines.

1744
01:35:13,175 --> 01:35:15,175
You know what? I went to six defferent
stores to get you your favorite kind.

1745
01:35:15,375 --> 01:35:18,175
- Chocolate-covered cherries?
- Yeah.

1746
01:35:18,425 --> 01:35:20,575
That's sweet. Oh, and a card.

1747
01:35:20,725 --> 01:35:23,375
Oh, yeah. No, no!
No, no, no! Don't read that!

1748
01:35:23,625 --> 01:35:25,575
I was very, very, very angry when I wrote that!

1749
01:35:25,825 --> 01:35:28,675
"Thank you for the lovely night
in front of the fire.

1750
01:35:28,875 --> 01:35:30,525
"Missing you, Les."

1751
01:35:33,475 --> 01:35:36,075
This isn't for me!
This is another girl's candy!

1752
01:35:36,275 --> 01:35:38,575
I wouldn't give you another
girl's candy, I swear.

1753
01:35:38,825 --> 01:35:40,475
- Well, then, whose is it?
- Mine.

1754
01:35:41,575 --> 01:35:43,425
A guy named Les is sending you candy?

1755
01:35:43,625 --> 01:35:47,475
Yes. He's a friend of mine.
He can't eat candy. He's diabetic.

1756
01:35:47,725 --> 01:35:51,325
Why is he thanking you for
a lovely night in front of the fire?

1757
01:35:52,675 --> 01:35:53,925
My mind's a blank.

1758
01:35:55,225 --> 01:35:56,975
Michael...

1759
01:35:58,025 --> 01:35:59,175
Are you gay?

1760
01:36:00,775 --> 01:36:02,175
In what sense?

1761
01:36:02,275 --> 01:36:04,175
Michael, just be honest with me.
Tell me the truth!

1762
01:36:04,275 --> 01:36:06,075
For once in your life, tell me the truth.

1763
01:36:06,225 --> 01:36:09,675
Because these stories,
they are very demeaning to me.

1764
01:36:10,525 --> 01:36:12,475
No matter how bad the truth is,

1765
01:36:12,675 --> 01:36:15,575
it doesn't tear you apart inside
like dishonesty. Dishonesty!

1766
01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:19,675
At least it leaves you with
some self-respect and some dignity.

1767
01:36:20,525 --> 01:36:21,975
You're right.

1768
01:36:24,525 --> 01:36:27,375
Okay. Okay.

1769
01:36:28,125 --> 01:36:30,325
I'm not gonna lie to you anymore.

1770
01:36:31,625 --> 01:36:34,125
I'm gonna tell you the truth. Sandy...

1771
01:36:35,625 --> 01:36:37,625
I'm in love with another woman.

1772
01:36:39,525 --> 01:36:40,875
- What are you saying to me?!
- Sandy, wait a minute.

1773
01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:43,375
- Sandy, please. Don't... Sandy!
- You liar! You liar!

1774
01:36:43,475 --> 01:36:45,125
- Sandy, we never said we loved each other.
- Why do you do this to me?

1775
01:36:45,175 --> 01:36:47,175
- We went to bed one time.
- I don't care. I don't base things...

1776
01:36:47,225 --> 01:36:48,575
- Sandy, I'm crazy about you.
- On advice that say I love you to people.

1777
01:36:48,625 --> 01:36:50,675
- You're one of the dearest friends I ever have.
- That's all lies.

1778
01:36:50,725 --> 01:36:53,075
But let's not pretend it was something else.
We're gonna lose everything we had.

1779
01:36:53,175 --> 01:36:55,875
I never said, "I love you".
I don't care about "I love you".

1780
01:36:55,975 --> 01:36:58,175
I read 'The Second Sex'!
I read 'The Cinderella Complex'!

1781
01:36:58,275 --> 01:37:00,875
I'm responsible for my own orgasms!
I don't care!

1782
01:37:00,975 --> 01:37:02,575
I just don't like to be lied to!

1783
01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:05,275
- You asked me to be straight with you.
- When I met you, I knew this was right.

1784
01:37:05,375 --> 01:37:07,375
I didn't tell you how I'd feel about it,
though, did I?

1785
01:37:07,625 --> 01:37:10,775
- Oh, please. Tell me what can I do for you?
- There's nothing you can do for me.

1786
01:37:10,975 --> 01:37:13,025
I just have to feel like this,
until I don't feel like this anymore,

1787
01:37:13,125 --> 01:37:14,875
and you're gonna have to know that
you're the one that made me feel this way.

1788
01:37:14,975 --> 01:37:15,975
You're a shmuck!

1789
01:37:16,075 --> 01:37:17,875
- Aren't we still friends?
- No, we're not friends.

1790
01:37:17,975 --> 01:37:20,975
I don't take this shit from friends,
only from lovers.

1791
01:37:21,225 --> 01:37:23,725
- Wait a minute, what about the play?
- Yes, what about the play?

1792
01:37:23,975 --> 01:37:26,225
I think I should tell you to shove your play.

1793
01:37:26,475 --> 01:37:29,575
But I won't, because
I never allow personal despair

1794
01:37:29,775 --> 01:37:31,875
to interfere with my
professional commitments.

1795
01:37:32,125 --> 01:37:34,525
I am a professional actress!

1796
01:37:36,225 --> 01:37:39,825
So, are these real
chocolate-covered cherries?

1797
01:37:40,425 --> 01:37:42,075
I think so.

1798
01:37:43,575 --> 01:37:45,825
- See you at rehearsal.
- Oh, Sandy!

1799
01:37:46,075 --> 01:37:47,875
Don't call me.

1800
01:37:49,375 --> 01:37:51,575
It's 2 o'clock in the morning, Michael.
Can't this wait?

1801
01:37:51,675 --> 01:37:54,375
I don't care what time it is, man.
You got 10 days to get me off this show.

1802
01:37:54,475 --> 01:37:55,575
- I've had it!
- It's impossible!

1803
01:37:55,675 --> 01:37:57,675
Then I'm getting a new agent, George.
I've had it with you!

1804
01:37:57,775 --> 01:37:59,375
- What are you doing? You hurt my feelings.
- I'm sorry.

1805
01:37:59,475 --> 01:38:00,675
- What happened? Something with Sandy?
- Yes, yes!

1806
01:38:00,775 --> 01:38:03,375
I mean, she thinks I'm gay. I told her
about Julie. She thinks I'm gay.

1807
01:38:03,475 --> 01:38:05,875
- Julie thinks you're gay?
- No, my friend Sandy.

1808
01:38:05,975 --> 01:38:07,575
- I mean, it's crazy
- Well, sleep with her.

1809
01:38:07,775 --> 01:38:11,225
- I slept with her once, and she still thinks I'm gay.
- Oh, that's not so good, Michael.

1810
01:38:11,425 --> 01:38:14,875
Look, I gotta get back to my life. You got
wall-to-wall lawyers in that office, right?

1811
01:38:15,025 --> 01:38:17,525
There must be some kind of a way
to get me out of this show now.

1812
01:38:17,775 --> 01:38:18,975
We've been through this a million times.

1813
01:38:19,075 --> 01:38:21,475
Why can't I die?
Why can't Dorothy have an accident?

1814
01:38:21,575 --> 01:38:24,275
I mean, we can use our imaginations.
This isn't the toughest problem.

1815
01:38:24,375 --> 01:38:25,875
You wanna kill somebody
and bring me back the stiff,

1816
01:38:25,975 --> 01:38:27,775
that's okay, but she'd better
look exactly like you.

1817
01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:30,175
Because I'll tell you something,
those people don't miss a trick.

1818
01:38:30,275 --> 01:38:32,125
These are nice people.
These are good people, George.

1819
01:38:32,375 --> 01:38:33,975
Something is too weird about you.

1820
01:38:34,075 --> 01:38:36,325
Since when do you care so much
about what other people feel?

1821
01:38:36,525 --> 01:38:37,875
I mean, if I didn't love Julie before,

1822
01:38:37,975 --> 01:38:40,275
you should've seen the look on her face
when she thought I was a lesbian.

1823
01:38:40,925 --> 01:38:42,675
Lesbian? You just said gay.

1824
01:38:42,925 --> 01:38:45,425
No, no, no. Sandy thinks I'm gay.
Julie thinks I'm a lesbian.

1825
01:38:45,675 --> 01:38:47,975
- I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight.
- Dorothy is straight.

1826
01:38:48,225 --> 01:38:51,725
Les, the sweetest, nicest man in the world
tonight asked me to marry him.

1827
01:38:51,975 --> 01:38:53,875
A guy named Les wants you to marry him?

1828
01:38:54,075 --> 01:38:55,925
Yeah. No, wants to marry Dorothy.

1829
01:38:56,075 --> 01:38:58,475
- Does he know she's a lesbian?
- Dorothy is not a lesbian!

1830
01:38:58,625 --> 01:39:00,775
- I know that, but does he know that?
- Know what?

1831
01:39:01,125 --> 01:39:03,225
That... Well... I don't know.

1832
01:39:03,425 --> 01:39:06,475
You know he gave me a ring?
He gave me a diamond ring.

1833
01:39:06,625 --> 01:39:08,775
- What did you say?
- What do you mean? I said...

1834
01:39:08,975 --> 01:39:10,475
"I got to think it over."

1835
01:39:10,625 --> 01:39:14,275
I went in the ladies' room, I almost
pissed in the sink. I'm in trouble, man!

1836
01:39:14,925 --> 01:39:16,575
Thirteen's up. Ready 14.

1837
01:39:16,775 --> 01:39:19,525
Cross and widen E. Pull Three to 130.

1838
01:39:20,225 --> 01:39:22,175
- Cut it.
- Stop tape.

1839
01:39:22,425 --> 01:39:25,075
<i>We're gonna take a short break, people.</i>

1840
01:39:25,675 --> 01:39:29,475
Hold it, hold it!
Slight change of plans, children.

1841
01:39:29,725 --> 01:39:33,475
Our future ex-tape editor has just
spilled a bottle of celery tonic

1842
01:39:33,575 --> 01:39:36,125
all over the second reel
of the show airing today.

1843
01:39:36,375 --> 01:39:39,075
So we have to redo Emily's party scene, live.

1844
01:39:39,175 --> 01:39:40,975
- Live?!
- Quick, quick, like little bunnies.

1845
01:39:41,125 --> 01:39:43,075
You have 26 minutes.
Get into wardrobe and reset.

1846
01:39:43,175 --> 01:39:44,775
- But Rita!
- Don't worry about it, John.

1847
01:39:44,875 --> 01:39:46,275
You've only got a few lines.

1848
01:39:46,425 --> 01:39:49,075
Well, I don't see why we can't use the tape.

1849
01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:51,725
Just because it's a little sticky.

1850
01:39:58,725 --> 01:40:02,875
You have to explain to them that
the hours have to be flexible.

1851
01:40:03,275 --> 01:40:04,925
No...

1852
01:40:05,175 --> 01:40:07,625
Well, and I would...

1853
01:40:11,525 --> 01:40:14,475
Can I call you back? Thank you.

1854
01:40:14,875 --> 01:40:17,375
- Hi.
- Hi.

1855
01:40:19,175 --> 01:40:22,125
My God, Dorothy! I just... Really, I can't.

1856
01:40:22,375 --> 01:40:23,875
It's for Amy.

1857
01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:26,525
Oh, thanks.

1858
01:40:26,725 --> 01:40:28,275
That's nice.

1859
01:40:28,525 --> 01:40:31,525
- Julie, I don't know how to say this, but...
- I really wish you wouldn't.

1860
01:40:32,425 --> 01:40:37,275
I understand that you weren't able
to tell my dad last night.

1861
01:40:37,375 --> 01:40:42,525
So I think it'd be better for all of us,
if I tried to explain it to him.

1862
01:40:42,725 --> 01:40:45,825
Look, Dorothy, I wouldn't be honest,
if I didn't tell you

1863
01:40:46,025 --> 01:40:49,725
how much you've meant to me
these past couple of weeks.

1864
01:40:50,175 --> 01:40:55,325
You taught me how to stand up for myself,
because you always stand up for yourself.

1865
01:40:56,125 --> 01:40:59,775
You taught me to stop hiding
and just be myself,

1866
01:41:00,025 --> 01:41:02,275
because you're always yourself.

1867
01:41:03,775 --> 01:41:05,025
And I'm grateful to you.

1868
01:41:07,575 --> 01:41:08,675
But...

1869
01:41:10,425 --> 01:41:12,475
Well, I just...

1870
01:41:12,725 --> 01:41:16,025
I just can't see you anymore, you know?

1871
01:41:19,175 --> 01:41:24,325
I just feel that it would be leading you on.
It wouldn't be fair to you.

1872
01:41:26,325 --> 01:41:28,925
I really love you, Dorothy.

1873
01:41:29,175 --> 01:41:31,025
But I can't...

1874
01:41:31,475 --> 01:41:33,425
I can't love you.

1875
01:41:33,625 --> 01:41:35,825
Places, everybody. Immediately!

1876
01:41:36,725 --> 01:41:39,375
15 seconds to commercial.

1877
01:41:40,825 --> 01:41:42,725
<i>I don't care how you get there.</i>

1878
01:41:42,925 --> 01:41:45,675
<i>But this is the most important night
in Emily Kimerbly's life.</i>

1879
01:41:45,925 --> 01:41:50,425
<i>And we're all going to be there
to honor her, including you.</i>

1880
01:41:56,625 --> 01:41:59,975
<i>Stand by. Quiet, please,
on the floor. Stand by.</i>

1881
01:42:00,175 --> 01:42:03,125
22 and 23 come down to 18.

1882
01:42:03,375 --> 01:42:04,975
Hold it, hold it. That's good.

1883
01:42:05,075 --> 01:42:07,925
Five, four, three...

1884
01:42:13,175 --> 01:42:17,975
Let us all raise our glasses to our
guest of honor, Miss Emily Kimberly.

1885
01:42:20,625 --> 01:42:24,775
Emily, we're all looking forward to
having you grace us with your presence

1886
01:42:25,025 --> 01:42:27,675
for many years to come.

1887
01:42:31,825 --> 01:42:35,225
Thank you, Gordon. I cannot
tell you all how deeply moved I am.

1888
01:42:35,425 --> 01:42:37,125
<i>I've never in my wildest dreams</i>

1889
01:42:37,325 --> 01:42:42,275
imagined that I would be the object
of so much genuine affection.

1890
01:42:47,075 --> 01:42:48,275
Uh-oh.

1891
01:42:49,675 --> 01:42:53,575
It makes it all the more difficult for me
to say what I'm now going to say.

1892
01:42:53,775 --> 01:42:54,775
Yes.

1893
01:42:55,825 --> 01:42:58,975
I do feel it's time to set the record straight.

1894
01:42:59,375 --> 01:43:02,325
You see, I didn't come here just
as an administrator, Dr. Brewster.

1895
01:43:02,575 --> 01:43:05,025
I came to this hospital to settle an old score.

1896
01:43:05,275 --> 01:43:06,275
What score?

1897
01:43:06,375 --> 01:43:08,575
Now, you all know that my father was
a brilliant man and he built this hospital.

1898
01:43:08,675 --> 01:43:10,325
What you don't know is that to his family,

1899
01:43:10,525 --> 01:43:13,925
he was an unmerciful tyrant.
An absolute dodo bird.

1900
01:43:14,125 --> 01:43:15,225
Oh, no! Not live.

1901
01:43:15,425 --> 01:43:16,875
- Get her back to the prompter.
- Wait, let's see where she gets with it.

1902
01:43:17,075 --> 01:43:18,475
My mother, his wife, to drink.

1903
01:43:18,675 --> 01:43:21,825
In fact, she went riding one time
and lost all her teeth.

1904
01:43:22,025 --> 01:43:23,425
What?! What?!

1905
01:43:24,075 --> 01:43:27,525
And the oldest daughter, the pretty one,
the charming one, became pregnant,

1906
01:43:27,675 --> 01:43:30,625
when she was 15 years old
and was driven out of the house.

1907
01:43:30,825 --> 01:43:34,425
In fact, she was so terrified that she would...

1908
01:43:34,625 --> 01:43:36,925
that the baby daughter would bear
the stigma of illegitimacy

1909
01:43:37,075 --> 01:43:40,475
that she decided to change her name
and she contracted a disfiguring disease...

1910
01:43:44,475 --> 01:43:48,525
after moving to Tangiers, which is where
she raised little the girl as her sister.

1911
01:43:49,125 --> 01:43:51,075
But her one ambition...

1912
01:43:51,275 --> 01:43:53,275
Any preference of shots on this one, Rita?

1913
01:43:53,525 --> 01:43:55,725
Was to become a nurse.

1914
01:43:55,925 --> 01:43:59,675
So, she returned to the States
and joined the staff right here

1915
01:43:59,875 --> 01:44:01,425
at Southwest General.

1916
01:44:02,375 --> 01:44:04,775
She worked here,
she knew she had to speak out

1917
01:44:04,925 --> 01:44:07,375
wherever she saw injustice and inhumanity.

1918
01:44:07,575 --> 01:44:10,125
God save us! You do understand that,
don't you Dr. Brewster?

1919
01:44:10,275 --> 01:44:11,525
I never laid a hand on her.

1920
01:44:11,725 --> 01:44:14,725
Yes, you did. And she was shunned
by all you nurses too.

1921
01:44:14,925 --> 01:44:16,675
Give me something, One.
I don't need backs.

1922
01:44:16,925 --> 01:44:19,275
Two and Three, go left and right.

1923
01:44:19,475 --> 01:44:21,475
No, Two, go left! Three, go right!

1924
01:44:21,675 --> 01:44:24,275
You doctors, who found her
outspokenness threatening you.

1925
01:44:24,475 --> 01:44:28,275
But she was deeply, deeply,
deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply loved

1926
01:44:28,525 --> 01:44:30,325
- by her brother.
- Her brother?

1927
01:44:30,525 --> 01:44:33,075
It was this brother,
who on the day of her death

1928
01:44:33,325 --> 01:44:37,025
swore to the good Lord above
that he would follow in her footsteps.

1929
01:44:37,275 --> 01:44:39,525
And, and, and...

1930
01:44:41,075 --> 01:44:44,875
just, just, just...

1931
01:44:45,075 --> 01:44:46,825
Don't, don't, don't... panic.

1932
01:44:47,025 --> 01:44:50,375
Owe it all up to her, but on her terms!

1933
01:44:50,575 --> 01:44:53,525
- God, here come the terms.
- As a woman,

1934
01:44:53,775 --> 01:44:56,925
and just as proud to be a woman,

1935
01:44:57,725 --> 01:44:59,075
as she ever was...

1936
01:45:01,625 --> 01:45:04,325
for I am not Emily Kimberly,

1937
01:45:04,775 --> 01:45:07,725
the daughter of Dwayne

1938
01:45:07,925 --> 01:45:10,375
and Alma Kimberly.

1939
01:45:11,825 --> 01:45:12,925
No, I'm not.

1940
01:45:14,525 --> 01:45:17,675
I'm Edward Kimberly, the reckless
brother of my sister Anthea.

1941
01:45:18,775 --> 01:45:19,925
Holy Christ!

1942
01:45:21,475 --> 01:45:25,225
Edward Kimberly, who is finally
vindicated his sister's good name.

1943
01:45:25,475 --> 01:45:26,625
I'm Edward Kimberly.

1944
01:45:27,575 --> 01:45:29,075
Edward Kimberly!

1945
01:45:29,275 --> 01:45:32,575
- I'll be damned!
- <i>I'm not mentally ill, but proud and lucky</i>

1946
01:45:32,725 --> 01:45:36,825
and strong enough to be the woman
that was the best part of my manhood.

1947
01:45:38,125 --> 01:45:39,475
The best part of myself.

1948
01:45:40,925 --> 01:45:43,775
That is one nutty hospital.

1949
01:45:43,975 --> 01:45:45,975
I knew there was a reason
she didn't like me!

1950
01:45:46,175 --> 01:45:47,875
- Commercial.
- Cut it!

1951
01:45:48,025 --> 01:45:49,375
And cut!

1952
01:46:06,475 --> 01:46:07,825
Does Jeff know?

1953
01:47:01,475 --> 01:47:02,825
Hey, Robert.

1954
01:47:12,475 --> 01:47:13,475
Hi, Les.

1955
01:47:14,775 --> 01:47:15,775
Get him!

1956
01:47:17,875 --> 01:47:19,025
All right!

1957
01:47:21,425 --> 01:47:24,725
Come on, get him! Get him!
Get him! Oh, come on!

1958
01:48:06,275 --> 01:48:09,325
- I thought you'd want it back.
- Outside.

1959
01:48:09,825 --> 01:48:11,825
Give it to me outside.

1960
01:48:23,225 --> 01:48:24,925
Why'd you do it?

1961
01:48:26,575 --> 01:48:28,275
I needed the work.

1962
01:48:30,775 --> 01:48:33,925
The only reason you're still living
is because I never kissed you.

1963
01:48:36,925 --> 01:48:39,325
I hope you enjoyed the chocolates.

1964
01:48:40,875 --> 01:48:42,825
I gave them to a girl.

1965
01:48:43,025 --> 01:48:45,175
So did I, I thought.

1966
01:48:47,075 --> 01:48:48,325
Do you like them?

1967
01:48:48,525 --> 01:48:50,125
- Chocolates?
- Girls.

1968
01:48:51,575 --> 01:48:53,775
I like Julie.

1969
01:48:55,575 --> 01:48:57,575
I think I love Julie.

1970
01:48:57,775 --> 01:49:00,025
Wearing a dress is a funny way to show it.

1971
01:49:00,225 --> 01:49:02,475
I know. I apologize.

1972
01:49:09,325 --> 01:49:11,675
The truth is, you were okay company.

1973
01:49:12,675 --> 01:49:14,175
So were you.

1974
01:49:14,425 --> 01:49:16,675
I could have done without the dancing.

1975
01:49:17,275 --> 01:49:19,375
You know, you're very good.

1976
01:49:20,925 --> 01:49:24,375
- I'm seeing a real nice woman now.
- Oh, really?

1977
01:49:25,275 --> 01:49:27,275
You think I didn't check her out?

1978
01:49:30,475 --> 01:49:32,325
Can I buy you a beer?

1979
01:49:35,075 --> 01:49:36,975
You got six bits, yeah.

1980
01:49:38,575 --> 01:49:40,425
Can I have a couple of beers?

1981
01:49:45,425 --> 01:49:47,725
Does Julie ever mention me?

1982
01:50:00,625 --> 01:50:01,925
Taxi!

1983
01:50:08,475 --> 01:50:09,625
Thank you.

1984
01:50:43,425 --> 01:50:44,475
Hi.

1985
01:50:46,975 --> 01:50:49,025
I saw your father.

1986
01:50:50,975 --> 01:50:54,525
I drove up to see him
in that bar he hangs out at.

1987
01:50:54,775 --> 01:50:56,125
He doesn't hang out there.

1988
01:50:56,325 --> 01:50:59,075
Oh, yeah. I forgot.

1989
01:51:00,275 --> 01:51:02,425
- How's Amy?
- Fine.

1990
01:51:03,825 --> 01:51:08,375
Your dad and I had a couple of beers
and shot a good game of pool.

1991
01:51:08,625 --> 01:51:11,775
We had a really good time together.

1992
01:51:14,075 --> 01:51:15,325
How's it going?

1993
01:51:18,275 --> 01:51:22,375
Terry Bishop's back on the show.
April has lost her radiology license...

1994
01:51:22,475 --> 01:51:25,325
- I meant with you.
- I know what you meant.

1995
01:51:30,625 --> 01:51:33,075
So you're pretty hot
after your unveiling, Michael.

1996
01:51:33,325 --> 01:51:34,775
What's your next triumph?

1997
01:51:34,925 --> 01:51:37,375
Well, I'm gonna do this play with
a couple of friends up in Suracuse...

1998
01:51:37,475 --> 01:51:40,375
- Good. I've gotta catch a cab, Michael.
- Julie...

1999
01:51:40,825 --> 01:51:44,675
Can I call you sometime?

2000
01:51:49,375 --> 01:51:51,625
Look, I don't want to hold you up.

2001
01:51:52,425 --> 01:51:56,825
I just did it for the work.
I didn't mean to hurt anybody.

2002
01:51:57,625 --> 01:51:59,125
Especially you.

2003
01:52:10,875 --> 01:52:12,875
I miss Dorothy.

2004
01:52:15,675 --> 01:52:17,725
You don't have to.

2005
01:52:17,925 --> 01:52:19,075
She's right here.

2006
01:52:21,875 --> 01:52:23,425
And she misses you.

2007
01:52:27,875 --> 01:52:30,375
Look, you don't know me from Adam.

2008
01:52:31,225 --> 01:52:35,425
But I was a better man with you, as a woman

2009
01:52:35,675 --> 01:52:38,375
than I ever was with a woman, as a man.

2010
01:52:38,625 --> 01:52:40,225
You know what I mean?

2011
01:52:43,225 --> 01:52:47,225
I just gotta learn to do it without the dress.

2012
01:52:51,525 --> 01:52:53,175
I mean, at this point in our relationship

2013
01:52:53,275 --> 01:52:56,375
there might be an advantage
to my wearing pants.

2014
01:53:01,125 --> 01:53:04,375
The hard part's over, you know?

2015
01:53:05,325 --> 01:53:07,525
We were already...

2016
01:53:08,175 --> 01:53:09,825
good friends.

2017
01:53:19,575 --> 01:53:22,725
Will you loan me that little yellow outfit?

2018
01:53:23,975 --> 01:53:25,925
Which one?

2019
01:53:26,725 --> 01:53:28,775
- The Halston.
- The Halston?

2020
01:53:28,975 --> 01:53:30,525
Oh, no!

2021
01:53:31,175 --> 01:53:33,525
- You'll ruin it.
- Michael!

2022
01:53:33,725 --> 01:53:36,225
- You'll spill wine all over it.
- I will not.

2023
01:53:36,475 --> 01:53:40,925
I'll loan it to you, but you gotta
give it back. It's my favorite.

2024
01:53:41,225 --> 01:53:42,825
What are you gonna use it for?

2025
01:53:44,475 --> 01:53:52,175
♪ Time, I've been passing time,
watching trains go by ♪

2026
01:53:53,675 --> 01:53:55,875
♪ All of my life ♪

2027
01:53:56,675 --> 01:54:02,875
♪ Lying on the sand, watching seabirds fly ♪

2028
01:54:04,375 --> 01:54:07,875
♪ Wishing there would be ♪

2029
01:54:08,775 --> 01:54:13,575
♪ Someone waiting home for me ♪

2030
01:54:15,575 --> 01:54:19,875
♪ Something's telling me it might be you ♪

2031
01:54:20,975 --> 01:54:24,775
♪ Yeah, it's telling me it might be you ♪

2032
01:54:27,875 --> 01:54:34,375
♪ So many quiet walks to take ♪

2033
01:54:34,875 --> 01:54:38,875
♪ So many dreams to wake ♪

2034
01:54:39,575 --> 01:54:45,175
♪ And we've so much love to make ♪

2035
01:54:50,075 --> 01:54:54,975
♪ I think we're gonna need some time ♪

2036
01:54:55,475 --> 01:55:01,475
♪ Maybe all we need is time ♪

2037
01:55:02,875 --> 01:55:08,175
♪ And it's telling me it might be you ♪

2038
01:55:08,575 --> 01:55:11,875
♪ All of my life ♪

2039
01:55:22,375 --> 01:55:29,575
♪ I've been saving love songs and lullabies ♪

2040
01:55:29,875 --> 01:55:33,875
♪ And there's so much more ♪

2041
01:55:34,175 --> 01:55:40,575
♪ No one's ever heard before ♪

2042
01:55:41,075 --> 01:55:44,975
♪ Something's telling me it might be you ♪

2043
01:55:46,575 --> 01:55:50,875
♪ Yeah, it's telling me it must be you ♪

2044
01:55:51,775 --> 01:55:55,875
♪ And I'm feeling it'll just be you ♪

2045
01:55:56,575 --> 01:55:59,575
♪ All of my life ♪

2046
01:55:59,775 --> 01:56:04,575
♪ It's you ♪

2047
01:56:05,275 --> 01:56:09,575
♪ I've been waiting for all of my life ♪

2048
01:56:09,875 --> 01:56:15,375
♪ Maybe it's you
It's you ♪

2049
01:56:15,575 --> 01:56:20,075
♪ I've been waiting for all of my life ♪

2050
01:56:20,375 --> 01:56:25,875
♪ Maybe it's you
It's you ♪

2051
01:56:26,375 --> 01:56:30,675
♪ I've been waiting for all of my life ♪♪