1 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,138 - Previously, on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:09,661 - There's too much magic. 3 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:13,056 Everything that I touch just-- it just grows like crazy. 4 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,276 - I'm gonna let your bullshit slide on account of you 5 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:18,714 so recently being possessed by a homicidal monster. 6 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:20,194 - There was a blood worm scare, 7 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:22,109 so the Library gave a lot of hedges the Reed's Mark. 8 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:24,633 I found a spell to remove the Marks in a Depository. 9 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,244 - I get you're on a mission. One of you's got to jet. 10 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,333 Either one of you can hang for eternity. 11 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,814 - I've earned the right to step off. 12 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,729 - We're here to study with Mayakovsky. 13 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,644 - I hate all of you. 14 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:36,732 - Professor? 15 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,823 - "Best bitches." 16 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,608 Wear this, and you'll see what I see. 17 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,436 - I'm Clarion, the goddess of melody. 18 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,873 The way that you're imagining the Harmonic Convergence 19 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,571 isn't quite enough. 20 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:52,400 When all the spells cast by all the Magicians go haywire, 21 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:55,446 you're gonna get earthquakes, starvation, plague. 22 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,492 - She didn't have time to be delicate. 23 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,363 You can't travel anymore. 24 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:01,496 - What exactly are we looking for, sir? 25 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:03,889 - Not what. Who. 26 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:06,283 - You two know each other? - No. 27 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:08,198 - Well, your subjects are rightly grateful. 28 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:09,417 - For sending that letter? 29 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,506 AKA that thing I totally didn't do; you did. 30 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:13,856 I was gonna let you die for Fillory. 31 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,640 - The Convergence can be stopped. 32 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:19,644 All you have to do is move... 33 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:20,863 that. 34 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:25,476 The Harmonic Convergence. 35 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:29,132 - AKA the end of the world. - Not necessarily. 36 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,526 This constellation forms a cosmic sigil 37 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,745 that increases magical intensity. 38 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:36,400 It has happened in the past without causing an apocalypse. 39 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,185 - But now there's surges of magic. 40 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:41,405 - So we get the disaster movie Clarion was talking about. 41 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,667 - The Convergence will only occur 42 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:44,669 during this perfect alignment. 43 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:47,281 If we move the moon out of position... 44 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,413 - No Convergence, no Circumstance, 45 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:50,588 no apocalypse. 46 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,416 - The moon is not just a rock in space. 47 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,375 It has certain properties. 48 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,420 - Like? - Magic doesn't work on it. 49 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,770 Thanks to Magicians casting haphazardly on it 50 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:01,164 for millennia, the moon is now covered by a crust 51 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,340 of spell debris, blocking new spells. 52 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:06,430 - If we move any piece out of place, no Convergence. 53 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,867 Well, what if we just moved Mars? 54 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:11,348 She said with a straight face. 55 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,655 - The other pieces are planets. 56 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,657 We can't move them because they are, well, 57 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:16,962 very big and far away. 58 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,921 The moon is the only celestial body 59 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:20,488 we stand a chance of affecting. 60 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:22,707 - But won't that screw with the Circumstances? 61 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:24,274 What will magic be like when we're done? 62 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,623 - Impossible to know. 63 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,669 It will be a brand-new Circumstance. 64 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:31,934 But to get to that problem, we need to solve this one. 65 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,805 - Good, well, I hope you have some ideas, 66 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,590 because we're striking out. 67 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,635 - I do. Consult the Lunatics. 68 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:41,857 - The lunatics? - Short for "Lunar Fanatics." 69 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:44,207 In the Middle Ages, people thought insanity 70 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,209 was caused by changing phases of the moon. 71 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:49,299 In fact, it was often a Lunatic in the throes of worship. 72 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:52,302 They claimed to be able to achieve a magical connection 73 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,652 with the moon and even under some circumstances... 74 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,001 move it. 75 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:58,743 - Well, that sounds useful. - Mm. 76 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:00,397 - Well, if it's just branding, 77 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,530 it means they're not really crazy, right? 78 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:05,402 - My dad always said that they were batshit insane, 79 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,578 and he married my mom, so he had a pretty high bar 80 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:09,058 for mental instability. 81 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:12,279 - Regardless, they know more about the moon than anyone. 82 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:15,673 I believe that talking to them is our only chance at success. 83 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:35,824 - What people don't understand 84 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,608 is there is a skeleton of the universe, 85 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:38,914 but we are the bones. 86 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:41,308 - Oh, that's good to know. 87 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:42,874 - I am a humerus. 88 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:45,616 You? Patella. 89 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,575 - We wanted to ask you about the moon. 90 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,707 Can we talk about it? 91 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:51,231 - It--it? 92 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,929 Her Lunacy... 93 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:58,934 Identifies as she/her. 94 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:01,545 - That's right. We knew that, right? 95 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,591 - Of course. - We know. 96 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:06,550 - If we wanted to move Her, how could we do that? 97 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,987 - You don't move Her. 98 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:11,468 - Okay, listen, Reba. 99 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:14,515 In just a few days, a whole lot of people are going to die. 100 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:15,777 That's a whole lot people 101 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,344 that will never get to worship the moon. 102 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,737 They will never get to know Her like you do. 103 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:23,480 If She can help us save all of those lives... 104 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:26,091 imagine everyone that will realize 105 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:28,442 just how much She deserves their love, 106 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:29,834 their reverence. 107 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,619 So will you help us? 108 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,492 - Just to be clear. 109 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,104 You don't move Her. 110 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:42,412 You ask Her to move. 111 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,893 And She won't let you speak to Her unless you get moon brain. 112 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,764 - So one of us needs moon brain. 113 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:49,767 - Not one of you. Three of you. 114 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:52,379 A single Magician cannot generate enough power 115 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:53,771 to reach Her. 116 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,556 - So it's a cooperative spell then. 117 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,645 - It is a sign of respect, Kneecap, 118 00:04:57,688 --> 00:05:00,343 that allows you to see Her as She truly is. 119 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:03,041 If you have moon brain, then you will see Her aura. 120 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,956 Now it is red, but when you perform the Dianic Ritual, 121 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,393 Her aura will change. 122 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,090 If it is yellow, She is considering. 123 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:11,528 If it is green, She is listening. 124 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:14,531 Only then may you ask Her 125 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:15,750 to move. 126 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,099 - Red, yellow, green. 127 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:19,101 The guy who invented the stoplight, 128 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:21,364 was he a Lunatic too? 129 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,801 - William Potts? Yeah. 130 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,629 - Oh, cool. 131 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,892 - All three Magicians must perform the ritual 132 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:30,373 until the moon is listening. 133 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:33,942 A warning: once Her aura is green, She may choose to listen 134 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,466 to anyone who calls to Her, so be ready. 135 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,860 You must choose one, the strongest among you, 136 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:42,646 to speak to Her, like the old Lunatics taught us to. 137 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,605 For this second part, however, there is a price. 138 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:47,434 - A price, like blood? - It is like blood to Her. 139 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:51,699 You will need a piece of Her. A sacrifice. 140 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,614 - A piece? 141 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,833 Or like a moon rock? - Yes. 142 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,053 But be aware, 143 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:00,098 this will destroy it, 144 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,884 so don't use your favorite one. 145 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:06,540 This is the price of speaking to the moon. 146 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,672 - Just a few more questions. 147 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:11,806 What is moon brain, and how do we get it? 148 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:14,939 - Everyone line up. - Pudding time! 149 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:16,985 Lovely to speak to you. 150 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,900 You too, Kneecap. 151 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:27,474 - You ever just spin a globe, stick your finger down, 152 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,519 see where it lands? 153 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:32,522 It's almost always water, because, well, duh. 154 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:35,569 Earth is mostly water, but sometimes it's the Sahara, 155 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:38,572 sometimes the Urals. 156 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:41,575 That's what you'd be doing if you tried to travel. 157 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:44,752 Only instead of the globe, the multiverse, 158 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:47,537 which is bigger and deadlier. 159 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,104 - Afraid you'd say that. 160 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:50,714 - I looked at everything I could think of, 161 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,542 magical and medical. 162 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,588 Nada. You're grounded. 163 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,199 - All right, well, since I ain't traveling, 164 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:58,548 I should probably step down. 165 00:06:58,592 --> 00:06:59,984 - Uh, if you're offering your resignation, 166 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,116 I don't accept. 167 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,900 - Not offering. Stating. 168 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,076 - With Dean Fogg out indefinitely, 169 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,036 Brakebills has instituted our Dean Vanishment Protocol. 170 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,778 - Of course, that's a thing here. 171 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:13,128 - Yeah, and uh... 172 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,738 That makes me acting Dean Lipson. 173 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,087 There's no instruction manual, 174 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,785 so I'm kinda dean-ing on the fly here, 175 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,134 but one thing I do know 176 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:20,918 is losing a professor who was disabled 177 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,920 on school grounds ain't happening. 178 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,488 I mean, the optics would be pure shitflakes. 179 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:29,449 So your contract will be honored and enforced. 180 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,713 Oh, also. 181 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,846 We need a new Welters coach. 182 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:41,591 - I've been on the inside, and I'm telling you 183 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,158 it's a goddamn goose-stepping, 184 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:45,943 Fairy-snatching, ethnic cleansing Gestapo. 185 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,119 - To be fair, the ethnic cleansing happened 186 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,078 after the Dark King left, so... 187 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,036 - He's innocent because he delegates? 188 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,734 - No, that's not what I'm saying. 189 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,953 Someone in this castle ordered the hunt on that Fairy. 190 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,128 It could have been the Dark King, 191 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:58,652 but if it was someone else, 192 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,610 killing Seb might just make things worse. 193 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:05,833 So we have to find out who before we...coup. 194 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,880 - I just wanna stab someone. 195 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,100 - I haven't heard you this bloodthirsty in-- 196 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:14,711 well, not that long, but still, it's notable. 197 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:17,148 - Maybe I'm a bit on edge. 198 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,063 Josh keeps wanting to talk. 199 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,238 - You mean about how you wanted 200 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:21,326 to leave him in the past to die? 201 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,807 - Yeah, that. 202 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,940 So far, I'm doing a good job of avoiding him, 203 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,724 but eventually he's gonna sneak-- 204 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:28,899 - Guys. 205 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,771 - Hey, what's up? - 'Sup? 206 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,816 First off, kudos on the hiding spot. 207 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:35,602 It took me forever to find you. - Pretty busy here, Josh. 208 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:36,690 - You're busy? 209 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:37,778 I just got promoted to head chef. 210 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,867 - Oh, congratulations. - Thank you. 211 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,869 But I'm about to bail on a state dinner 212 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:44,349 and leave it to my incompetent sous-chef because... 213 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,177 - Apocalypse! Now! 214 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,179 - Josh, would you just give it up? 215 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,877 He keeps trying to get us to join his film club, 216 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,661 which I told him would never work on a planet 217 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,663 with no electricity or taste. 218 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:56,884 - Uh, no, uh, sorry. This one's just a little shy. 219 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,320 It--it's okay, buddy. 220 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:01,889 - Help us stop the... - Apocalypse! Now! 221 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,935 - Oh. - We need to get back to Earth. 222 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,633 Margo, our talk will have to wait 223 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,330 till after we save the world. 224 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,637 Oh, but then I have my nephew's bar mitzvah. 225 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,247 So after that? 226 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,032 - Mazel. - Thanks. 227 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,253 What about our thing? 228 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,298 We have a lot of fact-finding to do 229 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,996 before I can get to stabbing. 230 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,388 - No problem. 231 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,129 I know just who to handle it. 232 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,914 - You want me to what? 233 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:30,134 - Just find out who in the castle hates Fairies. 234 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,397 Okay? And what they're doing to them. 235 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,138 And why Fairies in the first place? 236 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:37,054 And maybe talk to some Fairies, get their side of things. 237 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,317 - Okay. - And while you're at it... 238 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,755 anything else that seems important. 239 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,626 - Okay, okay, okay. No, um-- 240 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,106 That seems like a lot of open-ended questions. 241 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,107 - Mm-hmm. 242 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,499 - I got this maid job 243 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:50,154 to be close to you guys, and now you're deserting me? 244 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,636 I want to stop an apocalypse too. 245 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,639 - Every apocalypse-stopping mission 246 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,772 needs a maid on the outside. 247 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,643 It's a key staple in Earth movies. 248 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,905 - Do you mean inside man? 249 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,690 'Cause that's more of a heist movie thing. 250 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,866 - No, that's different. - Okay. 251 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,345 - Everyone knows 252 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,957 the "secret, sexy maid on the outside" trope. 253 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,828 - Yeah? - Josh has a film club. 254 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,222 You should check it out. - Huh. 255 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:17,181 Maid on the outside. Yeah. 256 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,665 - So did your loony friend say how to get moon brain? 257 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,449 - From what we read, her rituals 258 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,843 are simple first-year Popper tuts. 259 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,410 But moon brain is... 260 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:32,066 the insanity you get from extreme sleep deprivation. 261 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,676 - Extreme, like a night partying, 262 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,721 or what are we talking about? 263 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,070 - I wish. 264 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,767 Five nights without sleep, 265 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,856 and we can't use magic to stay awake either. 266 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,293 Apparently, moon brain has to come about naturally. 267 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,295 - This is completely nuts. 268 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:47,081 Isn't the Harmonic whatever happening in five nights? 269 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:49,300 - Yes, so if we all start tonight, 270 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,215 we might actually have a shot at stopping it. 271 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,652 - Wait a minute. 272 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,132 Five nights without sleep is gonna fuck us up royally. 273 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:58,135 Can we even cast if we're that messed up? 274 00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,789 - Well, three of us have to. 275 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,486 - Look, guys, I know it sucks, 276 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:06,230 but whoever can stay up for 132 hours 277 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:09,233 without sleep and not lose their shit... 278 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,453 gets to stop the apocalypse. 279 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:18,416 - I don't know about you guys, but I am doing great. 280 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,375 - Coffee. 281 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,768 - Where's our fearless leader? 282 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:24,509 - She's taking a cold shower to keep herself awake. 283 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,686 Third--fourth time this morning. 284 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,775 - Well, I don't know about you guys, 285 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,907 but I am too excited to sleep. 286 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,692 I mean, we're doing it! 287 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:35,346 Is this, uh, helping you find moon rocks? 288 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,696 - Mm. 289 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,655 No, this is helping us stay awake. 290 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,875 The moment I research, I'm out like a light. 291 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,311 - Know what might help? 292 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,617 If we make this party a little more '80s themed. 293 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,576 - Eliot. 294 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,534 - Oh, I don't think we should. 295 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,667 - If we ski the fresh powder, know what I mean? 296 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,452 - Yeah, I get it. - I mean cocaine. 297 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,237 Get me cocaine. - I am not getting you cocaine. 298 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,456 - Eliot. 299 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,197 - A five-day bender would destroy your nose, 300 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,808 and could you imagine what that would do 301 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:02,896 to your sense of taste? 302 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,375 - I get a full nine every night, 303 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,376 and I'm still a bitch. 304 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,508 This is gonna get real. 305 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,336 - Hey, guys, come check this out. 306 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,602 I found something. 307 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,473 NASA brought back a bunch of moon rocks 308 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,736 from the Apollo missions. 309 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,694 - We're stealing from NASA? Hell, yeah. 310 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,914 Mama's checking one more off her bucket list. 311 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,524 - Okay, we're not stealing from NASA. 312 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,787 I checked, it's impossible. I'm sorry. 313 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,484 But some of the rocks that they brought back, 314 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,704 they gave out as gifts, and they went missing. 315 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,011 About 180. 316 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,316 The ones they did find, 317 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,709 they found 'em in garages, 318 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,406 desk drawers, kids' bedrooms. 319 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,407 Just lying around. 320 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,495 People forgot about them, 321 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:38,801 but they're out there, 322 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,455 and I definitely think we can get one. 323 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,717 - Okay, you guys do that. 324 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,545 I'm gonna go get some stay-awake supplies. 325 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:46,374 I have a muffin recipe with a special ingredient 326 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,593 that is guaranteed to keep us alert for five days. 327 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,378 - What is it? Meth? 328 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,771 - Oh, excuse you. 329 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,425 It is a organic, locally-sourced 330 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:57,864 natural stimulant that got me through every finals week, 331 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,343 and it is definitely not meth. 332 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,692 - That's exactly what I would say 333 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,346 if I was trying to get us to take meth. 334 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,783 - Mm-hmm. 335 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,272 - You're taking retirement well. 336 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,318 - I find that organization 337 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,712 helps bring a sense of stability when one's feeling... 338 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,844 not stable. 339 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:22,889 - Okay. 340 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,458 I need to find a Book Depository that got moved. 341 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,764 It's in Hell's Kitchen, that's all I know. 342 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,766 - Library buildings are enchanted to blend in 343 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,986 with their new environs whenever they're relocated. 344 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,639 You'll have to go door-to-door, 345 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,554 find the building covered in Library wards. 346 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,947 - Great. Let's go. 347 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,558 - You're abandoning your friends? 348 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:43,518 - They have enough people for a rock search. 349 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,563 Plus, whatever's in Josh's muffins doesn't sound like 350 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,392 something a person in recovery should be taking. 351 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:49,872 I need to find the Depository 352 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,353 before we move the moon and screw up magic. 353 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:55,399 Right now, we have enough to remove Reed's Marks. 354 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:58,315 After, like you said, who knows? 355 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,449 - I'm not sure I'd be much use to you. 356 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,929 Out in the world. 357 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,801 - The building's impenetrable on a good day. 358 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,848 Unless you're a Librarian who knows the security protocols. 359 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,633 - I don't know.... 360 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:15,332 - I'm not asking for your help. 361 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,901 I'm giving you a chance to fix your massive, massive mistake. 362 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,947 - Mm. 363 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,818 - Let's go. 364 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,705 - High King Fen? 365 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,838 Fairy! 366 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,841 Keep the High King talk quiet. 367 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,364 I'm undercover. 368 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,062 - You will come with me. - Oh! 369 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,672 That--that is so great. 370 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,630 I have a lot of questions for you. 371 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,937 Some I don't even know why I'm asking. 372 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,765 - They said you would fear me. 373 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,375 - Funny thing. 374 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,551 I am on a Fairy quest. 375 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:04,555 See, I'm a maid on the outside. 376 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,645 Super-secret. Super-sexy. 377 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,954 - Follow me, Maid on the Outside Fen. 378 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,173 - Good. 379 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,565 Okay. 380 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,748 - Guess what I found. - You found a moon rock? 381 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,533 - I found a moon rock. 382 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,187 And those muffins smell amazing. 383 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,275 - Thank you. 384 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,799 - Now all we have to do is stay awake. 385 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,540 You know what helps me stay awake? 386 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,541 - What's that? 387 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,022 - An open, naked conversation 388 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,719 about our relationship. 389 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:42,158 I wanna tell you about all my repressed emotions. 390 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,902 One by one. 391 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,817 - Oh, baby. 392 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,862 - Josh. 393 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,604 Josh. 394 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,692 Josh! 395 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,434 Josh! 396 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,959 - Oh, no. - Josh! 397 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,874 - Oh, shit. 398 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,789 Oh, shit! 399 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,577 - We leave you for one afternoon, 400 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,013 and you fuck us completely. 401 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,972 - I'm sorry, guys. 402 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,018 I sat down for one minute because I never fall asleep 403 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,846 when I have something in the oven. 404 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,891 - Well, congratulations. 405 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,981 This is a milestone for you. 406 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,112 - Hey, guys. 407 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,853 Hope you had better luck than we did. 408 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,899 - Nope, we portal-hopped every lead we had. 409 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,163 The closest thing we found was a chunk of old concrete 410 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,687 with the word "moon" written on it in Sharpie. 411 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,905 Those rocks are gone. 412 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,037 - But we did come home 413 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,039 to find Josh sleeping peacefully. 414 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,172 - I'm going to assume your rudeness 415 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,652 is because sleep deprivation makes you irritable. 416 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,132 - Sure. Assume that. 417 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,004 - Yeah, I get it. 418 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,223 I'm gonna have to staple my eyes open; this is rough. 419 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,226 - No one else sleeps. We have four nights. 420 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,794 We need one rock lead to pan out. 421 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,230 - But if the spell burns them up, 422 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,015 what if we can't find any rocks 423 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,973 because the Lunatics used them all? 424 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,715 What if there's no more moon rocks on Earth? 425 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,238 - Just sayin', 426 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,111 we could celebrate the Harmonic Convergence in Fillory. 427 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,809 It's a little dystopian at the mo', 428 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,550 but on the plus, their weekend forecast 429 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,160 doesn't call for an apocalypse. 430 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,687 Look, guys, 431 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,560 if you're looking for some sort of inspirational speech 432 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,519 on why you should stay and fight, 433 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,131 I can't help you. 434 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,263 It's gonna suck, and even if we do succeed, 435 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,570 which we might not, 436 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,660 it's not like we're gonna get any credit. 437 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,054 The world ends, I end with it, 438 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,231 knowing that I did everything I could, 439 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:41,625 because I won't be able to live with myself otherwise. 440 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,149 - Julia's right. 441 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:46,195 She really does suck at inspirational speeches. 442 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:51,200 But also that we should save the world. 443 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,201 I'm with you. 444 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,855 - So am I. 445 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,291 - Me too. 446 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,771 - I'm in. 447 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,121 And my axe! 448 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,039 Really? No? - No. 449 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,172 - Should've led with, "You have my bow." 450 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,173 - Mm-hmm. - Nope. 451 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,348 - Josh, 452 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,263 put some fresh meth muffins in the oven. 453 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,830 - Again, not meth. 454 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,927 - Hey! No droopy eyes on my watch. 455 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,061 - One more. 456 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,976 I'm good now. 457 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:28,977 - I ain't. 458 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:32,589 - Oh, well, right on cue. 459 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:36,071 I tried something new this round. 460 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,119 A hint of lavender and goji berry. 461 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,903 How we doin', Captain? 462 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,948 - Oh, you know, 12 hours till the end of the world, 463 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,602 and it's like we're still 464 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,213 grasping for needles in a hay straw. 465 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,737 - Fun. Okay. 466 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,913 Probably not the best question for morale, 467 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,829 but as the only person here who's slept this week, 468 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,745 we have 12 hours and zero leads. 469 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,182 Is waiting here to die really the best option? 470 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,619 When are we gonna give Margo's idea another think? 471 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,233 - Guys, I can't trust my brain right now, 472 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,235 but this seems like it could be relevant. 473 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,325 I think this guy has a moon rock. 474 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,978 - Oren Westbrook. Why do I know him? 475 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,284 - Because you're not a cave person. 476 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,982 He invented the tech for pop-up ads, 477 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,637 and he invented the tech to block pop-up ads. 478 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,378 Ever since, he's just been a weird rich guy 479 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,685 doing weird-rich-guy shit. 480 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,122 I heard his blood boy has his own blood boy. 481 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:31,300 - Ew, what's on his eye? 482 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,650 - That's the same tattoo that Reba had. 483 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,783 Julia, I think he's a Lunatic. 484 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,915 - All right. 485 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,962 So in order to save the world, all we have to do 486 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:45,662 is convince some eccentric billionaire with armed guards 487 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,883 to give up something he probably considers to be, like, 488 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,406 his Holy Grail. 489 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,931 All while we're so tired we can't see straight. 490 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,282 Pshh, no sweat. 491 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,375 - Marvelous. 492 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,638 How did you handle the pain? 493 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,554 - Knowing it would bring me closer to Her Lunacy 494 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,991 helped me get through it. 495 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,473 Same as when I got mine. 496 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,388 That and a handful of opiates. 497 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,395 - Hey, sorry about the security. 498 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,657 I hope you guys understand. 499 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,137 - Ah, please, you can't let in every Lunatic. 500 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,400 Some people are crazy. 501 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,317 - Eliot. 502 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,235 - Oh, wow, you guys really look awful. 503 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,236 - What? 504 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,237 - Eliot... 505 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,412 - Your sunken eyes! 506 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,413 - Let me out. 507 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,153 - Preparing for moon brain? 508 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,591 The Harmonic Convergence. 509 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,506 Mm! Yeah, baby. 510 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,203 I'm celebrating too. 511 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,988 I'm gonna have a few friends over for a party. 512 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,775 - Uh, El? 513 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,516 Eliot? 514 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,300 Eliot, you good? 515 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,433 - Yeah, yea--yeah. - Yeah. 516 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,739 - Just can't wait to see this amazing moon rock. 517 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,350 - Don't worry. 518 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:08,005 You both will experience Her. 519 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,543 What a cozy little nightmare. 520 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,458 - I might need you to punch me to stay awake. 521 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,459 - Gotcha. 522 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:27,808 - Isn't She wondrous? 523 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:28,809 - Yeah, definitely. 524 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,027 Think we can turn on the lights 525 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,725 and turn off the yoga music? 526 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:35,337 - You got this from the moon...how? 527 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,730 - I went. 528 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,298 - You just went to the moon like it was Coney Island? 529 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,648 - Yeah, actually, it was pretty tough. 530 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,390 To be honest, I was trying to impress someone. 531 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:47,610 But in the end, our souls did not connect. 532 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,483 - Yeah, we need to ask a favor. 533 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:53,399 - For my fellow Lunatics, I would move Heaven and Earth. 534 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,096 About that-- 535 00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,054 - Yeah, look, we know this rock is special to you... 536 00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,405 - Super special. - But we need it. 537 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:02,059 To move Her. Hence the moon brain. 538 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,583 - You do know what that would do, right? 539 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,280 - Yes, but it's a matter of life and death. 540 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,760 We can stop the Harmonic Convergence 541 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:09,197 if we can hold the moon out of position long enough. 542 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,198 - Why? 543 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,373 - Because it's going to cause 544 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,853 worldwide destruction. 545 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:15,334 Magic will become so powerful, it'll be apocalyptic. 546 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,509 - I mean, it's not like 547 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,163 it's gonna wipe out all life on Earth. 548 00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,382 Just some. 549 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,428 - You know exactly how bad it's going to get, 550 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:23,907 don't you? 551 00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:25,561 What, are you planning to profit off this or something? 552 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,389 - I'm planning to use my resources 553 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,695 to help the world recover. 554 00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,392 Now, I'm an entrepreneurial spirit. 555 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,351 I can't help but make money. 556 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,395 Now, I do think that 557 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,528 the moon brain is getting to you. 558 00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,268 Unless... 559 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:43,231 Mm, your eye tattoo is illusion magic. 560 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,189 You're no Lunatic at all. 561 00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:47,322 I'll have my guards escort you out. 562 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,238 - Let's go, El. We tried. 563 00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,240 - Happens all the time. 564 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:02,424 - Get it? - All of it. 565 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,600 We have a problem. 566 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,167 So it's just security cameras 567 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:07,386 until we get to the moon rock room, 568 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,126 and that's where it gets tough. 569 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,346 One way in, one way out. 570 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,609 I mean, if we get caught, we're trapped. 571 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:17,178 Guys. Guys! 572 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:21,356 - Thanks! 573 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,926 - So--the rock. 574 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:28,581 Whole lotta wards around it, nothing we can't get past, 575 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,800 except for the one on the rock itself. 576 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,934 It's--well, it's a bond that we've never seen before, 577 00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:35,718 put there by Mayakovsky. 578 00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:37,894 - Well, that can't be right. 579 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,548 Oren just got the rock. 580 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,158 And didn't you say the last time 581 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:43,726 you saw Mayakovsky, he was basically senile? 582 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,467 - Yeah, well, I guess he got better. 583 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,469 I mean, he-- he put his signature 584 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:48,818 into the lattice work of the spell. 585 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:49,819 You can't miss it. 586 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,299 It's the most amazing, 587 00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:53,432 most narcissistic thing I've ever seen. 588 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,391 - Mm. 589 00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:00,613 Hey, Eliot? - Hm? 590 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:03,267 - Can I talk to you for a sec? - Yeah. 591 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,834 - I said I'm fine. 592 00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:10,187 I have been awake for thousands of hours straight. 593 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:11,928 - Look, I saw your moment back there, 594 00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,669 and I think I might know what's up. 595 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:16,716 - You think you do, but you don't. 596 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:21,503 - Okay, so the first two nights, no sleep, 597 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,200 things got a little weird, right? 598 00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:26,203 Like picking up my phone to call Quentin. 599 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,249 You know, I must've done that like five times. 600 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,297 But then my brain crossed over into darker-- 601 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,606 Here's the deal. 602 00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:40,522 When the Sister was in me, 603 00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:42,002 I remember everything. 604 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:44,700 Every bloody second of it. 605 00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:47,224 And usually, I'm good at pushing it away, 606 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:49,749 but right now... 607 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:52,926 it is like a constant slideshow in the background. 608 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,755 Not fun. El. 609 00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:58,584 The Monster was in you for months. 610 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:01,891 - Well, it was different. 611 00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:05,591 People have different experiences. 612 00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:08,419 All that time was just one big nap to me, 613 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:10,813 which...sounds so good right now. 614 00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:14,817 - I don't know why you're lying to me. 615 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,471 Or anyone. 616 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,822 - I don't know why you're accusing me of lying. 617 00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:22,956 - Okay. 618 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:25,698 Neither of us have the bandwidth for this right now, 619 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,613 and I don't trust you. 620 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,658 I don't. 621 00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:32,052 But if you ever do decide to talk, 622 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:33,836 open door. 623 00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:51,550 - Shit. 624 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,813 - If I may, lenses can be sensitive 625 00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:55,728 to changes in your Internal Circumstances. 626 00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:58,034 You may need to adjust if you're feeling off. 627 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,863 - God damn it. 628 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,038 - If something is bothering you, 629 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,866 I know I'm not the ideal person to talk to, 630 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:05,172 but I am here. 631 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:08,305 - I'm not feeling chatty at the moment, okay? 632 00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:15,965 Look, you're not the only one that made a mistake, 633 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,881 'cause clearly it's still bothering me. 634 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:22,276 It's Fogg. 635 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,322 He's stuck in the Etheric Realm, 636 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:28,412 and it's my fault. 637 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,805 - Henry's in-- 638 00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:34,201 He always was a sensualist. 639 00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:38,074 That place is a trap for people like him, who enjoy, well-- 640 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,294 - Getting wasted? - Mm. 641 00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:42,862 - He was trying to quit. 642 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:43,993 He shouldn't have even been in there. 643 00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:45,429 He was only in there because of me. 644 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:46,909 - And you were only there 645 00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:49,172 because you wanted to help the hedges. 646 00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,958 - You know, if we're being honest... 647 00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:56,266 I wanted to get high. 648 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:58,791 Lucky me, that's the only way into the Etheric Realm. 649 00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:02,316 Fogg just... 650 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,361 tagged along and got unlucky. 651 00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:06,189 - That wasn't luck. 652 00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:08,017 I know the Emperor of the Realm. 653 00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:09,366 If he kept Henry behind, 654 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,281 it was because he sensed a flaw in him. 655 00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:12,674 And if he kicked you out, 656 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:16,286 it was because you were trying to do something good. 657 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,201 Nothing bores him like goodness. 658 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:19,855 - Yeah, how do you know that? 659 00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:22,292 - I spent three years there once. 660 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,077 - Jesus. 661 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:30,431 - Before I came to the Library, my life was...difficult. 662 00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:34,130 The Etheric Realm was an escape. 663 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:36,132 - How did you get out? 664 00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:39,962 - I stopped hating myself. Eventually. 665 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:42,486 And then the Emperor grew bored with me. 666 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:45,402 Whatever kept Henry there, those were his demons, 667 00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:48,841 and that is something you couldn't fix. 668 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:51,147 - Well, it doesn't stop me from feeling like shit about it. 669 00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:53,672 - The fact that you feel like shit, 670 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,500 that is why you escaped. 671 00:27:56,544 --> 00:27:59,242 So allow me to be blunt. 672 00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:02,376 Don't waste time on self-pity. 673 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,247 Do what you came to do. 674 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:06,902 - Thanks. 675 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:11,341 I'll try to be less of a bitch to you. 676 00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:13,996 - Mm. If you can. 677 00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:25,529 It's working. 678 00:28:25,573 --> 00:28:27,401 I can see the wards. 679 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:28,576 This way. 680 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:38,586 It sounds like he's home. Look, fair warning-- 681 00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:46,072 - Who the hell are you? 682 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:47,987 - We're looking for Mayakovsky. 683 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:50,076 - Old, drunk, megalomaniac? 684 00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:52,034 Fondness for knit caps? 685 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:53,209 Yeah, I'm his daughter. 686 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:54,907 - I didn't realize he-- 687 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,604 - Fucked my mother? Neither did he. 688 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,215 Should've seen his face when I came knockin'. 689 00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:02,044 But we're fine now. What do you want? 690 00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:03,480 - Can you let us down? 691 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:05,091 - Sure. 692 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:08,181 - Thanks. 693 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,445 Look. 694 00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:13,447 We need to talk to your dad. 695 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:16,145 - He's busy. 696 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,451 On our project. 697 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:19,409 - Look, we think he may be the only person 698 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:20,715 that can help us save the world. 699 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,979 - He put a special magical bond on a moon rock, 700 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:25,938 and we need his help to break it. 701 00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:29,985 - Wait, please tell me you're trying to rob Oren Westbrook. 702 00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:32,683 - How do you know that? - I installed that bond. 703 00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:36,165 Yeah, last nice thing I did before I dumped his greasy ass. 704 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:37,688 - That was you? - What? You dated him? 705 00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:40,082 - Don't judge, but yes. 706 00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:42,084 Anyfuck, right after I installed the bond, 707 00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:43,607 I caught the maid pegging him, 708 00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:47,002 and not the maid I okayed for threesomes. 709 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:48,395 - Mm... - Okay. 710 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,136 So that means you'll help us? 711 00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:52,616 - I could. 712 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,618 But I need something from you. 713 00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:57,099 A shade. 714 00:29:57,143 --> 00:30:00,059 Either of yours will do. 715 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:02,409 What are you gonna do with it? 716 00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:05,325 Are we gonna get it back? - No. 717 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,153 You want my help? - Mm-hmm. 718 00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:09,982 - One shade, payment in advance. 719 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,331 Discuss. 720 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:26,172 - It's safe. - Thanks. 721 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:35,834 Any idea where to find a medical manual in here? 722 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,748 - Unfortunately, the organizational systems 723 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,707 are down, so it may-- 724 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,587 - May I? 725 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:57,681 Hm. 726 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:02,512 - Sometimes I forget you're a fucking master Magician. 727 00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:04,558 - I try to keep the showboating to a minimum. 728 00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:06,516 - Well, the Harmonic Convergence is in a few hours. 729 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,604 You know what that means. 730 00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:09,780 - I'll take this to Harriet ASAP. 731 00:31:09,824 --> 00:31:14,350 - Tell her if, God forbid, we can't stop it... 732 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,744 we might need all the hedges we can get to unfuck everything. 733 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,551 - Desperate times, huh? 734 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,118 - Didn't really have much choice. 735 00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:45,468 - Hey, uh, Julia? 736 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:48,167 Can you remind me why I'm dressed like this, please? 737 00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:49,342 - He's been like this all night. 738 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,865 Just running on muffin fumes. 739 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:54,303 - Okay, let's just make sure we're all on the same page. 740 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:57,219 Okay? Okay, so Josh, Margo, Penny. 741 00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,134 You guys go inside, loop all the cameras, 742 00:31:59,178 --> 00:32:00,657 open the side door for Natasha. 743 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:03,095 I'll be outside waiting with Eliot and Alice. 744 00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:04,792 We won't cast the spell until your signal. 745 00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:06,359 - You won't miss it. Ready? 746 00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:07,621 Break. 747 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,543 - Eliot. What are you staring at? 748 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:21,591 Pull the ripcord, get out. We'll handle this. 749 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:22,941 - I am not cocking out. 750 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:25,160 - You're not right, El, and we both know why. 751 00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:27,946 - My crippling fear of/ attraction to authority? 752 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:30,252 - Are you being honest with me? 753 00:32:30,296 --> 00:32:32,776 - Bambi, always. 754 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,648 - I don't care if you've been keeping it from me, 755 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,476 but all of our asses are on the line now. 756 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,260 - Margo. 757 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:39,609 Do not worry about me. 758 00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,785 I know, I've been a little bit off. 759 00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:43,396 Blame it on the moon brain. 760 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:45,833 I promise I'm fine. 761 00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:49,315 'Kay? 762 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:21,434 - Hey! How are you? 763 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:30,312 - Oh. 764 00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:37,319 - Uh, no guests. 765 00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:39,843 - Can you fetch me another plate of those crab puffs? 766 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:41,106 Delish. 767 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:43,021 - Head of security. Not your waiter. 768 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:44,979 - Oh, good for you. 769 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,285 Have you tried the crab puffs? 770 00:33:49,984 --> 00:33:51,681 - Hey, my drink! - What the-- 771 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,074 - Watch the suit! 772 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:55,207 - That's the third time you've done that tonight! 773 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,860 Watch what you're doing! 774 00:33:56,904 --> 00:33:58,166 I'm gonna take you outside right now. 775 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,777 - All right, fellas, break it up, break it up. 776 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:09,743 - I looped that one, 777 00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,310 but I don't remember if I looped that one. 778 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:13,355 - You don't remember five seconds ago? 779 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:16,837 - Josh, I haven't had short-term memory in two days. 780 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,925 The only things I remember 781 00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:19,100 are being worried about Eliot 782 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,145 and feeling like shit 783 00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:22,234 for trying to leave you in the past. 784 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:23,713 - Really? 785 00:34:25,237 --> 00:34:28,153 Fucking moon brain. 786 00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:29,719 Totally spaced out. 787 00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:31,199 Why are you looking at me like that? 788 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:33,245 These are good. 789 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:37,336 Let's go. 790 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,083 - It's true. It's true. 791 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,955 Excuse me, sir. 792 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:49,870 - Excuse me. 793 00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,741 - We have an issue. 794 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,178 - Natasha? 795 00:34:53,221 --> 00:34:54,788 What the hell is she doing here? 796 00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:57,138 - Well, my men will find out, but I have a hunch. 797 00:34:57,182 --> 00:35:00,141 There's one thing you own that only she can steal. 798 00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:17,811 - Bring back the rock. 799 00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:24,774 - Stop! - Wh-- 800 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:26,776 - Right there, right there! 801 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:30,258 - Let's go! 802 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:40,399 - Natasha. Where is she going? 803 00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:43,967 - For the last time, we don't know. 804 00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:46,796 - And even if we did, we would never admit it. 805 00:35:48,276 --> 00:35:50,191 - No bother. 806 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:52,802 My men have her now. 807 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:07,121 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on? 808 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,254 - Where's the moon rock? - What--I don't-- 809 00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:10,298 I don't know! 810 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:11,647 Look, I was just hitchhiking, 811 00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:14,084 and a woman, she just threw the keys at me, okay? 812 00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:15,956 Just take the van, whatever. 813 00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:19,351 Look, she went that way. 814 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,965 - She escaped? 815 00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,271 Where's the rock? 816 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,499 - Well, I officially have moon brain. 817 00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:40,241 I can see Her aura. It's red. 818 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:43,592 - Let's do this quick before anyone comes in. 819 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:45,333 - How long do we have to cast the first part again? 820 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:48,989 - Until Her aura turns green and She's listening. 821 00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:07,094 - It's working. 822 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:15,276 - Where is Natasha taking the rock? 823 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,235 - Okay...okay. 824 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,411 She said she was going to Philly. 825 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:22,457 - The only thing worse than a traitor is a snitch. 826 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:24,067 You make me wanna puke. 827 00:37:24,111 --> 00:37:25,634 - Hey, hey, Josh. 828 00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,549 Do you have any more muffins? 829 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:34,252 - Almost there. 830 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:41,694 We had it. 831 00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:42,956 What happened? 832 00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:45,132 How did it turn red? 833 00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:46,394 - Eliot? 834 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:47,830 Wait, Eliot, come back! 835 00:37:47,874 --> 00:37:50,050 We don't have enough power to finish this without you. 836 00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:52,270 - Eliot. 837 00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:55,316 Eliot... 838 00:37:57,362 --> 00:38:00,147 Let me out. 839 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,914 - You're not there. 840 00:38:27,957 --> 00:38:29,655 You're gone forever. 841 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,919 Quentin threw you in the Seam. 842 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:41,101 This isn't happening. This is moon brain. 843 00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:50,545 - Stop right there! 844 00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:58,945 - My guards are in the room with your friends. 845 00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:00,686 The rock never left, did it? 846 00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:03,602 You know, I want the snitch 847 00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:06,344 to tell me what's really going on. 848 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,610 - What happened? - Asshole fell asleep again. 849 00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:14,569 His fight-or-flight response is to take a fucking nap. 850 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,407 Or something else is up. 851 00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:31,543 - It wasn't me. 852 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,417 - In here, boss. 853 00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:42,467 - Marina. 854 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:44,077 Ladies. 855 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,907 - Did you put the guards to sleep? 856 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:50,518 - Yeah, but I'm a little confused 857 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,128 why you aren't snoozing too. 858 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:54,827 The only thing stronger than that spell is... 859 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,657 Oh, my God. Are you on meth? 860 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:03,444 - You know, it sure as hell seems like it. 861 00:40:11,539 --> 00:40:12,845 - What are you doing here? 862 00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:14,455 - Keeping you from fucking up my shit. 863 00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:17,066 Harmonic Convergence, I need it. 864 00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:22,898 Like Daddy always said, even meth can't beat handcuffs. 865 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,900 - I don't think you understand how bad the Convergence is. 866 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,902 - No, I do. 867 00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:30,210 But what you don't understand is how good it is for me. 868 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:31,907 I have a very critical mission, 869 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:33,822 and I need the power convergence boost to do it. 870 00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:38,174 So just this one time, could you please go home? 871 00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:39,872 - Look, whatever it is you're doing, 872 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,613 it's not worth the world. 873 00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:42,788 - Mm, yes, it is. 874 00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:44,093 I put a shitload of work into this. 875 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,705 I stole a Book Depository, for Christ sake. 876 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:49,055 - That was you? 877 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:51,710 You sent that memory assassin after me. 878 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,494 - Yeah, and not a life assassin. 879 00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:54,800 You're welcome. 880 00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:58,456 We're even, since you tipped us to this party. 881 00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:00,196 Frederick here-- - That's not my name. 882 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,461 - Okay, not-Frederick here, 883 00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,114 overheard you in my Book Depository 884 00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:07,726 making these exciting plans for the Convergence. 885 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,205 Speaking of... 886 00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:10,772 just started. 887 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:16,125 - I flinch, it fires. 888 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:19,520 - Oh... 889 00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:20,956 I think we all know what that was. 890 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,218 - It's the surge. 891 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:23,263 - You know what that means, Chickee-poo? 892 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:24,830 Power is insane. 893 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,527 You're holding a nuke right now. 894 00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:28,616 You let that thing go, we all go bye-bye. 895 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,010 - Kady, she's right; with the Convergence and the surge, 896 00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:33,055 every spell is, like, super-powered right now. 897 00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,580 - Yeah, I bet you could cast something solo 898 00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:37,538 that would normally take three people. 899 00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,932 - Isn't that what I just said? - Marina! 900 00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:42,543 Please, we are so close to saving everyone. 901 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,153 You can't just take that away from us now. 902 00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:45,851 Whatever it is you're after, 903 00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:47,940 what's the point if there's no world? 904 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:51,770 - There'll still be a world, just not as many people. 905 00:41:51,813 --> 00:41:53,859 Have you met people? - She's listening! 906 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:55,556 Eliot, go! 907 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,037 - The fuck are you doing? - I've got it. 908 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,126 - You're moving the moon? - Yeah. 909 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:02,128 - I'm moving it back. 910 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:34,943 - Uh... 911 00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:36,205 guys? 912 00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:43,735 I think we just broke the moon. 913 00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:50,785 - Ah, shit.