1 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,993 Two large Bushmills please, darling. 2 00:03:40,537 --> 00:03:42,289 Lads want another drink? 3 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:47,795 What about you? 4 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:59,016 Leave it out, will you? 5 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:01,618 - Get in. - All right, all right. 6 00:05:03,995 --> 00:05:06,168 Inside. 7 00:07:17,796 --> 00:07:19,573 Harold will be well pleased. 8 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,392 - When is he back? - Today. 9 00:07:23,301 --> 00:07:25,036 Highly confidential. 10 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:28,560 I need them tomorrow, for a council meeting. 11 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,835 No sweat. I'll get them photocopied. 12 00:07:31,935 --> 00:07:34,312 And the Americans? 13 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:37,591 - I reckon they're coming. - Good. 14 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:42,037 - About the nosh: on the corporation? - Of course, councillor. 15 00:07:43,238 --> 00:07:45,911 - See you, Jeff. - See you. 16 00:08:29,951 --> 00:08:31,828 Wait a minute! 17 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,868 Here's the plans, he needs them back by this afternoon. 18 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,936 Good old George. 19 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:33,665 - Everything all right while I was away? - Yeah. 20 00:09:33,765 --> 00:09:36,084 The new casino has gone through. 21 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:39,813 - No problems? - No, everything's all right. 22 00:09:40,772 --> 00:09:43,008 Did anyone guess where I was? 23 00:09:43,108 --> 00:09:46,612 Alan reckoned a health farm. 24 00:09:46,945 --> 00:09:49,681 One or two rumours about New York. 25 00:09:49,781 --> 00:09:52,659 - But nobody guessed? - No. 26 00:10:27,485 --> 00:10:31,410 Should have left 10 minutes ago, I'm late for church. 27 00:10:32,323 --> 00:10:34,871 I hate being late for church. 28 00:10:36,161 --> 00:10:37,833 There you are. 29 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:41,712 Bye bye, have a nice Easter. 30 00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:46,713 God rot your soul. 31 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,904 Oh, Christ, Harold, she's always worse when she's going to church. 32 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:15,016 Mother's got really religious in her old age, ain't she'? 33 00:11:15,116 --> 00:11:17,644 Church three times a day. It's Good Friday. 34 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,479 Have a Bloody Mary. 35 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:23,108 She thinks Paula is an angel and I'm the devil in disguise. 36 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:26,444 Ah well, me and Paula have only been divorced ten years, love. 37 00:11:26,544 --> 00:11:28,613 Give her a chance to get used to it. 38 00:11:28,713 --> 00:11:30,407 Cheers. 39 00:11:30,507 --> 00:11:34,307 - Have you organised everything? - Yes, it's coming along. 40 00:11:35,804 --> 00:11:38,523 Charlie should be landing about now. 41 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,567 Here. 42 00:11:42,143 --> 00:11:44,212 Maybe we should have gone to the airport to meet him. 43 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,589 Nah, play it cool. 44 00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,967 When the governor of Coca-Cola drops in to London, 45 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,535 the Queen don't go dashing off to Heathrow, does she? 46 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,597 - Queen? - Well, you know what I mean. 47 00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:56,349 All playing it up, right? 48 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,436 You went to school with Princess Anne, played hockey with her, all that. 49 00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:02,105 It's lacrosse at Benenden. Hockey's frightfully vulgar. 50 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:04,357 Yes, yes, plenty of that, yeah. 51 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,401 The Yanks love snobbery. 52 00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:08,528 They really feel they've arrived in England 53 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,739 if the upper classes treat them like shit. 54 00:12:10,839 --> 00:12:14,092 Gives them a sense of history. 55 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,245 We'd better check how the chef's progressing. 56 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:20,098 Ere, that geezer don't half know about grub. 57 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:22,667 The smells that have been coming up from the galley all morning 58 00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,711 have been driving me potty. 59 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,654 You lay off the vodka. 60 00:12:27,272 --> 00:12:29,774 Oi! 61 00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:34,137 - Ça va? - Ah, Madame, regardez-moi ça. 62 00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:37,223 J'ai grands assiettes bleues avec ces frises. 63 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,791 C'est ridicule! Je veux des assiettes blanches 64 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,108 That's a right horrible ponce. 65 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,611 Well, he's French, ain't he? 66 00:12:49,711 --> 00:12:52,259 C'est vraiment merveilleux. 67 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,349 - Nous remercions beaucoup. - Merci. 68 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,535 Very nice. 69 00:12:57,635 --> 00:13:00,288 These French geezers really know their stuff, eh? 70 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:04,233 - That new? - Bought 'em yesterday, 20 quid apiece. 71 00:13:04,809 --> 00:13:07,587 I bet Harold was reluctant to take the labels off, eh? 72 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:11,157 He broke two of them demonstrating their exquisite delicacy. 73 00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:14,201 He doesn't know his own strength. 74 00:13:17,572 --> 00:13:20,225 Have you sorted out Immigration for the Yank? 75 00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:22,102 Yeah, Parky's dealt with that. 76 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,670 Then you may go and have a drink on deck. 77 00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:26,309 Hello mate, are you all right? 78 00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:28,311 Having a good time? 79 00:15:28,411 --> 00:15:30,413 Enjoy yourselves. 80 00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:32,815 Councillors. 81 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,712 Excuse me a moment. I won't keep him long. 82 00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:39,342 Those plans came in very handy, my son, much obliged. 83 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,907 No sweat, Harold. 84 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,493 The license on the casino, that go through alright, no problems? 85 00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,536 - A slight one. - What's that? 86 00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:47,622 Councillor Taylor seemed to think you're a gangster. 87 00:15:47,722 --> 00:15:49,123 Leave off! 88 00:15:49,223 --> 00:15:50,500 What's the SP on the American? 89 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,102 Just pump him full of information, everything you've got. 90 00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:55,421 Instant planning permission, all that sort of chat? 91 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,048 - Yeah, plenty of, er... - Fine. 92 00:15:57,148 --> 00:15:59,717 The Yanks think we're a crock-handed corner shop over here, know what I mean? 93 00:15:59,817 --> 00:16:01,803 Exude efficiency, right? 94 00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:04,347 I'll tell him how quickly my little enterprises are springing up. 95 00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:06,915 - That should appeal, OK? - Yeah, terrific, terrific. 96 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,728 Parky, you're not drinking? 97 00:16:10,828 --> 00:16:13,231 Harold, you know I only drink when I'm on duty. 98 00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:15,608 - How's business, alright? - A drizzle of complaints. 99 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,710 You get a lot of that in your game, eh? 100 00:16:18,336 --> 00:16:19,904 - Hello, Dave. - Hello, Mr Shand. 101 00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:22,156 How are you? Last time I saw you, you had spots. 102 00:16:22,256 --> 00:16:23,908 Thanks very much! 103 00:16:24,008 --> 00:16:25,994 Even I notice the coppers are getting younger now. 104 00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:29,247 - He's a detective sergeant now, Harold. - Is he? 105 00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:31,440 Celebration! Oi, come here. 106 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,543 - Champagne, my son. - Thanks very much. 107 00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:37,817 - Here's to you. - Nice to see real friends doing well. 108 00:16:38,356 --> 00:16:39,966 - Here's to real friends. - Real friends! 109 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,113 Alright, George? 110 00:16:43,694 --> 00:16:44,762 Jeff. 111 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,363 Won't be a minute, alright? 112 00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:51,436 Keep your eyes on the boys' behaviour, will you? 113 00:16:51,536 --> 00:16:53,771 I don't want any of 'em acting like delinquents. 114 00:16:53,871 --> 00:16:56,357 No chance, they know it's important. 115 00:16:56,457 --> 00:16:59,005 I told 'em to put their wedding suits on. 116 00:17:00,128 --> 00:17:01,946 I think you're gonna like Charlie. 117 00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:03,656 So what's the plan? 118 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,283 A cocktail here so we can clog the marina, 119 00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:09,579 then off down the river so they can see the scope of the whole project. 120 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:11,164 Terrific. Have you fixed the moorings? 121 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,915 Yeah, it's all under control. 122 00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:15,062 Another thing... 123 00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:18,046 Harris has got a lot of talking to do this afternoon... 124 00:17:18,146 --> 00:17:19,672 can you keep him off the booze? 125 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,274 Top him up with Perrier water or something. 126 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,844 Harold, he's here. 127 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,538 You two pipe him aboard and I'll be up, all right? 128 00:17:34,843 --> 00:17:37,047 I can't believe you're here! 129 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:43,804 - The kid from New Jersey, eh? - The boy from Stepney. 130 00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:46,514 Charlie, have some champagne. 131 00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:50,411 You should be the captain of this boat! Great timing! 132 00:17:50,511 --> 00:17:52,705 Listen I wanna propose a toast. 133 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,958 - Hands across the ocean, right? - To the future. 134 00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:58,544 To the future here, yeah? 135 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:02,423 Harold, I don't think you met Tony, did you, when you were over there'? 136 00:18:02,523 --> 00:18:04,759 - Tony who? - Tony, my lawyer. 137 00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:08,579 - Mr. Shand, Tony. - Very nice to meet you. 138 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,183 Charlie, Tony, would you like to come and meet some people now? 139 00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:13,750 - Would that be OK? - Good. 140 00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:16,495 They're important, but they're nice. Come on. 141 00:18:19,373 --> 00:18:21,692 Keep your eye on that Tony. 142 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:24,761 He never said he was gonna bring anybody. 143 00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:27,532 They always come in twos. Like the bailiffs. 144 00:18:27,632 --> 00:18:29,884 Means they mean business. 145 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,322 Hi. 146 00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:32,496 Hi. 147 00:20:11,902 --> 00:20:15,473 "Happy are those who are called to His supper. 148 00:20:15,573 --> 00:20:19,393 "Lord, I am not worthy to receive You, 149 00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:22,917 "but only say the word and I shall be healed." 150 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:46,982 Oh, my God! 151 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,656 Ladies and gentlemen. 152 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,288 I'm not a politician. 153 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:05,690 I'm a businessman with a sense of history. 154 00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:08,067 And I'm also a Londoner, 155 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:15,141 and today is a day of great historical significance for London. 156 00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:19,644 Our country is not an island anymore. 157 00:21:20,221 --> 00:21:24,500 We're a leading European state. 158 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:29,046 And I believe that this is the decade, 159 00:21:29,146 --> 00:21:34,969 in which London will become Europe's capital. 160 00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:38,514 Having cleared away the outdated, 161 00:21:38,614 --> 00:21:43,290 we've got mile after mile and acre after acre of land, 162 00:21:43,494 --> 00:21:46,497 for our future prosperity. 163 00:21:47,498 --> 00:21:50,359 No other city in the world... 164 00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:55,089 has got right in its centre, such an opportunity... 165 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,159 for profitable progress. 166 00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:02,559 So it's important that the right people... 167 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,184 mastermind the new London. 168 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:14,613 Proven people, with nerve, knowledge and expertise. 169 00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:19,954 That, ladies and gentlemen, 170 00:22:21,115 --> 00:22:24,243 is why you are all here today. 171 00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:28,839 All trusted friends. 172 00:22:30,207 --> 00:22:35,588 And why Charlie and Tony are here today, our American friends, 173 00:22:36,338 --> 00:22:41,264 to endorse the global nature of this venture. 174 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,938 Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen. 175 00:22:46,182 --> 00:22:50,812 - Hands across the ocean! - Hands across the ocean! 176 00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:02,640 There used to be 80 or 90 ships in here at one time. 177 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:05,334 They used to queue up to get in... 178 00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:09,205 all the way from Gallions Reach right the way down to Tilbury. 179 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:13,967 Used to be the greatest docks in the world at one time, this. 180 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:17,012 Things change, Harold. Don't get nostalgic. 181 00:23:17,379 --> 00:23:19,031 Look to the future. 182 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:22,054 You realise you're 35 minutes away from Europe? 183 00:23:22,343 --> 00:23:24,161 Great potential. 184 00:23:24,261 --> 00:23:26,080 I live in a new country, 185 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:30,025 and I respect the past, but always keep my eye on the future. 186 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:35,898 Don't touch, I'll take care of that. 187 00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:46,684 You have a good sleep, Charlie, we've got a tight schedule. 188 00:23:46,784 --> 00:23:49,437 I want you to meet my property lawyers. The best! 189 00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:53,065 And then there's an accountant who specialises in gambling tax. 190 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,193 This isn't a horse race. Don't rush me, Harold. 191 00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:58,362 Then there's someone you have got to meet. 192 00:23:58,462 --> 00:24:02,808 Harold, I said don't rush me. I hate tight schedules. 193 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:07,271 I'll get everything covered that I have to cover, but in my own time. 194 00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:12,480 We're just docking now. It will be nice and quiet if you want to sleep. 195 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:17,569 Come on, Harold. Let's leave Charlie alone for a while. 196 00:24:28,242 --> 00:24:30,790 Bad luck putting the hat on the bed. 197 00:24:31,996 --> 00:24:35,566 Relax, he'll be alright. 198 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:39,090 Yeah, poor old sod is tired. 199 00:25:09,867 --> 00:25:12,315 Look out for the boys in blue. 200 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,677 Yeah? 201 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,226 Yeah. 202 00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:33,185 What? 203 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,907 Right. 204 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,830 This... 205 00:25:53,994 --> 00:25:56,747 diabolical liberty. 206 00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:00,337 What is it? 207 00:26:01,085 --> 00:26:04,088 Blown up. He's dead. 208 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,993 Eric is dead. Car bomb. 209 00:26:09,093 --> 00:26:11,161 Eh? 210 00:26:11,261 --> 00:26:13,330 Mother's all right, suffering from shock. 211 00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:14,931 She's in the London Hospital. 212 00:26:15,557 --> 00:26:17,309 I don't understand. 213 00:26:17,893 --> 00:26:21,067 You need a million dollar computer to understand this. 214 00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:25,926 Who'd do such a thing, it's outrageous. Outside a church... 215 00:26:26,026 --> 00:26:29,513 you don't go crucifying people outside a church on Good Friday. 216 00:26:29,613 --> 00:26:33,117 - What's the matter, Harold? - Eric's been blown up. 217 00:26:34,034 --> 00:26:36,502 - A bomb? - Yeah, in the Rolls. 218 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,127 - I don't believe it. When? - Just now. 219 00:26:40,290 --> 00:26:42,318 Mother's in hospital suffering from shock. 220 00:26:42,418 --> 00:26:43,885 I'm not surprised. 221 00:26:44,086 --> 00:26:46,655 She went to church to say her prayers, not to get blown up. 222 00:26:46,755 --> 00:26:47,990 But why? 223 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:50,592 Someone trying to discredit you in front of... 224 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,308 What, the Yanks? 225 00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:57,291 No, nobody knew, did they? 226 00:26:57,391 --> 00:27:00,044 - Well, they mustn't find out. - They're sleeping. 227 00:27:00,144 --> 00:27:05,257 Right, I want everybody in the corporation working on this, fast! 228 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,051 And I want Colin here. 229 00:27:07,151 --> 00:27:09,637 Where is he? He should have been here. Where is he? 230 00:27:09,737 --> 00:27:11,805 - He went swimming. - Swimming? 231 00:27:11,905 --> 00:27:13,432 He should have been here. 232 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:16,352 Right, I want everybody working. Jeff, you get on the blower. 233 00:27:16,452 --> 00:27:19,355 Razors, you round 'em all up and you get 'em moving, fast. 234 00:27:19,455 --> 00:27:23,550 Right, keep them on their toes because I want this settled, tonight. 235 00:27:25,627 --> 00:27:28,050 And you'd better see your mother. 236 00:27:29,798 --> 00:27:31,766 Yeah, yeah. 237 00:27:32,342 --> 00:27:35,788 Listen, if anyone hears anything, anything at all, 238 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,061 I'll be at the Mayfair casino, right? 239 00:27:41,602 --> 00:27:44,070 It's the work of a maniac. 240 00:27:48,192 --> 00:27:51,536 I'll have his carcass dripping blood by midnight. 241 00:28:29,191 --> 00:28:31,159 More bad news. 242 00:28:31,902 --> 00:28:33,303 Colin. 243 00:28:33,403 --> 00:28:35,780 - Colin? - Yeah. 244 00:28:36,156 --> 00:28:38,249 Dead. 245 00:29:40,596 --> 00:29:43,440 I did my national service with Colin. 246 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,645 We did six months in the glasshouse together. 247 00:29:47,895 --> 00:29:53,117 Two kids of 18, six months. They put us right through it, the bastards. 248 00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:59,911 Salisbury Plain manoeuvres. 249 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:04,332 Used to hump this bleedin' great wireless about. 250 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:12,069 One winter, snow, blizzards, 251 00:30:12,169 --> 00:30:14,467 freezing the bollocks off the ponies. 252 00:30:14,796 --> 00:30:16,673 I got lost. 253 00:30:16,924 --> 00:30:20,428 In them days you stayed lost, until they nicked you for being AWOL. 254 00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:25,565 And Colin, on a 24 hour pass, 255 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,819 he came out looking for me on his own. 256 00:30:30,604 --> 00:30:33,402 It's lucky he found me or I would've froze to death. 257 00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:36,572 Yeah. 258 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:40,288 Colin never hurt a fly... 259 00:30:41,782 --> 00:30:44,501 well, only when it was necessary. 260 00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:48,814 It was always clean, wasn't it? Never anything malicious about Colin. 261 00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:51,733 - Why slice him up? - On my grief. 262 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,926 Sorry, H. 263 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:02,853 Me and Colin was very close. 264 00:31:04,513 --> 00:31:07,357 I've known him since we was at school. 265 00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:12,904 What's going on? 266 00:31:16,066 --> 00:31:19,536 They try and blow up me mum, wipe out me best mate... 267 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,598 What are they trying to do? 268 00:31:22,698 --> 00:31:25,701 Put the frighteners on me, wind me up, what? 269 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:35,839 Harold, 270 00:31:36,169 --> 00:31:37,821 I've kept it all incognito, 271 00:31:37,921 --> 00:31:40,515 they're gonna collect the body in an ice cream van. 272 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:43,076 There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? 273 00:31:43,176 --> 00:31:45,162 Going out like a raspberry ripple. 274 00:31:45,262 --> 00:31:48,982 They're gonna store the body in the freezer down the abattoir. 275 00:31:49,224 --> 00:31:51,601 Alright, granddad. 276 00:31:53,103 --> 00:31:54,900 Thanks for the call. 277 00:31:56,398 --> 00:31:59,468 - Did anyone see anything? - Not what happened, 278 00:31:59,568 --> 00:32:02,638 the pool attendant found him but I told her it was a haemorrhage. 279 00:32:02,738 --> 00:32:05,224 - Good lad. - Better close the bars, Harold. 280 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:08,327 No, open up, let 'em enjoy the holiday. 281 00:32:09,411 --> 00:32:12,414 If you hear anything, anything at all, you give me a bell. 282 00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:15,087 Come on. 283 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,469 - Thank Christ you're here. - Any news? 284 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:44,680 Colin's murdered. 285 00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:46,932 - Colin's what? - Dead. 286 00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:49,601 - Where? - In the swimming pool. 287 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:53,522 - Drowned? - Don't be stupid, he did lifesaving. 288 00:32:53,622 --> 00:32:56,124 What does it all mean, a bomb in here and... 289 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:59,586 - A what? - There was a bomb in the casino. 290 00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:02,551 You'd better show us. 291 00:33:09,805 --> 00:33:12,165 I wonder how it got disconnected? 292 00:33:12,265 --> 00:33:15,564 Well the wire must have come loose when Lou opened it. 293 00:33:16,436 --> 00:33:18,734 Stroke of luck, though, wannit? 294 00:33:21,358 --> 00:33:23,326 Last night... 295 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:27,076 Were there any peculiarities? 296 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,434 Usual crowd, regular punters, nothing really. 297 00:33:30,534 --> 00:33:32,436 What, no strangers? 298 00:33:32,536 --> 00:33:36,836 A few Arabs, it was a good night, nothing unusual. 299 00:33:37,332 --> 00:33:39,584 Nothing unusual he says!? 300 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,113 Eric's been blown to smithereens, Colin's been carved up, 301 00:33:43,213 --> 00:33:45,324 and I've got a bomb in me casino, 302 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:48,410 - and you say nothing unusual? - Well, you know what I mean, Harold. 303 00:33:48,510 --> 00:33:52,080 Parky. Meeting King George V dock now. 304 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:56,084 He's put out a story the bomb in the car was a gas leak. Buy us some time. 305 00:33:56,184 --> 00:33:58,561 Nice one, come here. 306 00:34:00,981 --> 00:34:04,405 There was nothing unusual when I was in New York, was there? 307 00:34:05,235 --> 00:34:06,720 No, nothing at all. 308 00:34:06,820 --> 00:34:09,914 - Nothing alien? - No. 309 00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:14,394 How much did we pay Parky last year? Twenty grand? 310 00:34:14,494 --> 00:34:16,521 - More. - Right. 311 00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:19,419 Then he can start earning his bloody money. 312 00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:32,637 Who's having a go at me? 313 00:34:35,891 --> 00:34:39,486 Can you think of anybody who might have an old score to settle, or something? 314 00:34:42,105 --> 00:34:44,403 Who's big enough to take you on? 315 00:34:48,403 --> 00:34:50,780 Well there was a few. 316 00:34:50,947 --> 00:34:52,824 Like who? 317 00:34:56,536 --> 00:34:59,789 Nah, they're all dead. 318 00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:29,702 Let's walk. 319 00:35:32,072 --> 00:35:36,327 We can't have bombs going off, Harold. We can't have corpses, 320 00:35:36,493 --> 00:35:39,813 I had to stick my neck right out to keep this out of the forensic blokes' hands. 321 00:35:39,913 --> 00:35:41,189 Did you come up with anything? 322 00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:43,066 Nothing. I thought you were gonna tell me. 323 00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,634 - What, no whispers? - Not a thing. 324 00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:51,808 Look at this place. 325 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:57,038 You know I once caught the pox off some Indonesian bird here, 326 00:35:57,138 --> 00:35:59,265 I was just a bobby on the beat then. 327 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:05,314 So this is where they're gonna build the 1988 Olympic stadium? 328 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:10,260 Can you imagine nig-nogs doing the long jump along these quays? 329 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,704 Stick a rocket up their arsehole, they'll jump alright. 330 00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:19,686 I want action on this, Parky. 331 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:22,288 The Yanks are clean, we've checked them out. 332 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:24,691 You got to go down to a third division messenger 333 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:27,214 to even come up with a sniff of villainy with that lot. 334 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,447 How about Tottenham? 335 00:36:30,547 --> 00:36:33,766 They can't even nick car batteries without getting electrocuted. 336 00:36:35,969 --> 00:36:38,997 - Some of the Clancy mob are out. - Nah. 337 00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:42,851 This is too accomplished for them. 338 00:36:43,268 --> 00:36:46,112 Besides, no one's had their teeth pulled out. 339 00:36:47,188 --> 00:36:49,235 The spades? 340 00:36:49,399 --> 00:36:51,617 Would they overlap? 341 00:36:52,402 --> 00:36:55,180 I've never dealt in narcotics. 342 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,225 How do I know? I don't know what they're after, do I? 343 00:36:58,325 --> 00:37:00,668 I'll check it out. 344 00:37:00,994 --> 00:37:02,812 I'm sorry about Colin. 345 00:37:02,912 --> 00:37:06,024 I'll put him on the missing persons list. 346 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,401 That should hold it off for a while. 347 00:37:08,501 --> 00:37:11,800 Just as well, the commissioner will be poking around. 348 00:37:12,005 --> 00:37:13,865 Well, stall him. 349 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:17,264 We should have sorted this out by this afternoon, I'm hoping. 350 00:37:18,762 --> 00:37:21,957 We're looking forward to this this deal of yours, Harold, with the Yanks, 351 00:37:22,057 --> 00:37:24,855 the legitimisation of your corporation. 352 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,939 But we don't like fuss. Calm exteriors. 353 00:37:29,564 --> 00:37:32,801 For ten years there's been no aggro and it's all been down to you, Harold. 354 00:37:32,901 --> 00:37:34,511 You've had it under control. 355 00:37:34,611 --> 00:37:37,264 Now do yourself a favour and get this lot under control 356 00:37:37,364 --> 00:37:39,787 before the heavy mob is on you like a ton of hot horse shit. 357 00:37:40,408 --> 00:37:42,535 Give us that case. 358 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,897 Get that checked out, will you? 359 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,920 - What is it? - It's the bomb from the casino. 360 00:37:50,085 --> 00:37:52,153 Are you riding around with a bleedin' bomb? 361 00:37:52,253 --> 00:37:54,676 It's all right, it's been disconnected. 362 00:37:55,423 --> 00:37:57,576 I'll get the bomb people to have a look at it. 363 00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:00,144 No Parky, get it checked out privately, right? 364 00:38:00,929 --> 00:38:03,102 - Cheers. - Cheers. 365 00:38:06,351 --> 00:38:09,149 I want the name of your top grass. 366 00:38:11,106 --> 00:38:12,757 No way, Harold. 367 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:16,110 - I'll get more out of him than you can. - That's true. 368 00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:22,326 You do realise how much this deal is gonna be worth in 1988, yeah? 369 00:38:22,617 --> 00:38:24,915 Billions. 370 00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:29,041 I'll cut in you in for a percentage for the name of your grass. 371 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,570 - He trusts me, Harold. - I trust you. 372 00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:35,780 I've known him a lot of years. 373 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,382 Then you should remember his name, shouldn't you'? 374 00:38:40,677 --> 00:38:43,305 - If I give it to you... - No ifs, Parky. 375 00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:47,767 A percentage? 376 00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:52,297 Erroll. 377 00:38:52,397 --> 00:38:55,116 - Erroll the Ponce from Brixton? - Yeah. 378 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,311 Can't trust nobody. Did you hear all that? 379 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:08,647 - Yeah. - Brixton. 380 00:39:23,678 --> 00:39:25,304 Oi. 381 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:29,020 Which one's Erroll's house? 382 00:39:30,727 --> 00:39:33,150 Never heard of him, man. 383 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:37,450 Razors, little bit of respect here, I think. 384 00:39:47,035 --> 00:39:48,878 Fucking hell! 385 00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:50,689 What are you doing? 386 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:52,232 Are you crazy? 387 00:39:52,332 --> 00:39:55,506 I don't like people looking up my nose when I'm talking to 'em. 388 00:39:55,668 --> 00:39:57,465 He could have killed me. 389 00:39:58,046 --> 00:39:59,155 The way it's been going today, 390 00:39:59,255 --> 00:40:01,723 I'll probably get you a cut-price funeral. 391 00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:06,182 Now Erroll's house, which one is it? 392 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:09,607 Number 33. 393 00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:16,068 This used to be a nice street, this. Decent families, no scum. 394 00:40:37,252 --> 00:40:40,029 Beauty and the beast. Blow his head off. 395 00:40:40,129 --> 00:40:41,948 Hey... 396 00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:44,926 Are you in training or are you doing this for pleasure? 397 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:50,123 - We had a party last night. - Booze, bints and pox, eh? 398 00:40:50,223 --> 00:40:52,976 Harold, get him to take that metal out of my earhole. 399 00:40:53,101 --> 00:40:57,947 No, I'm disgusted. Shoot him, let's put some muck on the ceiling. 400 00:40:58,398 --> 00:41:00,049 Please! What do you want? 401 00:41:00,149 --> 00:41:01,593 You seen anything of my Eric 402 00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:04,116 flying past your window about two hours ago, eh? 403 00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,265 What are you talking about? 404 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:11,620 Come on, downstairs. Down to the kitchen with you, my son. 405 00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:13,545 I want verbals with you. 406 00:41:14,747 --> 00:41:18,547 Put some deodorant on. I'm heavily into personal protection. 407 00:41:35,935 --> 00:41:37,732 Filth. 408 00:41:38,813 --> 00:41:42,408 Is there no decency in this disgusting world? 409 00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:46,621 Here, while he's with us, give yourself another prick. 410 00:41:56,289 --> 00:41:58,541 Tell him what your name is. 411 00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:01,301 Razors. 412 00:42:02,337 --> 00:42:05,198 Otherwise known as Clapham Junction. 413 00:42:05,298 --> 00:42:09,223 Or as the youth of today call him: The Human Spirograph. 414 00:42:11,638 --> 00:42:14,082 65 inches of stitching. 415 00:42:14,182 --> 00:42:16,000 Now you're gonna feel what it's like, boy. 416 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,211 And he was a very popular fellow. 417 00:42:18,311 --> 00:42:20,063 Harold, what do you want? 418 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:23,490 Well... 419 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:28,117 I have it from a very reliable source, that you know what's what, 420 00:42:29,072 --> 00:42:32,225 and you have ears and I wanna know what you've heard. 421 00:42:32,325 --> 00:42:34,543 Look, am I supposed to know something? 422 00:42:35,662 --> 00:42:37,539 Razors. 423 00:42:39,332 --> 00:42:42,085 - What do you know about Colin? - What about Colin? 424 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:44,279 I don't know nothing about Colin. 425 00:42:44,379 --> 00:42:46,597 Look Harold, I've been here all night. 426 00:42:47,006 --> 00:42:48,491 Look, what's up? 427 00:42:48,591 --> 00:42:50,827 Someone's been playing Guy Fawkes with my Rolls, 428 00:42:50,927 --> 00:42:53,976 and a touch of Jaws in the lido. That's what's up, mate. 429 00:42:56,849 --> 00:42:58,293 What about Eric? 430 00:42:58,393 --> 00:43:00,440 - Eric? - You heard. 431 00:43:02,522 --> 00:43:04,649 Well, he doesn't like Colin. 432 00:43:04,857 --> 00:43:07,802 I mean, queers get right up his hooter, you know? 433 00:43:07,902 --> 00:43:11,618 After what happened this morning, you'd have to find his hooter to get up it. 434 00:43:11,948 --> 00:43:14,041 Is something up with him, then? 435 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:17,294 Well, let's put it this way: 436 00:43:17,495 --> 00:43:21,733 apart from his arsehole being about fifty yards away from his brains, 437 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:25,712 and the choirboys playing hunt the thimble for the rest of him, he ain't too happy. 438 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:30,182 - Well, I haven't heard anything. - Well, use your Scouse ears. 439 00:43:39,267 --> 00:43:44,130 Listen, Erroll, the only decent grass is the grass that grasses to me, right? 440 00:43:44,230 --> 00:43:46,448 Harold, if I knew something... 441 00:43:51,946 --> 00:43:53,993 Colin's been stabbed! 442 00:43:56,284 --> 00:43:59,604 Well, his boyfriend used to come hereto score, 443 00:43:59,704 --> 00:44:02,565 but he never said nothing so I know nothing. 444 00:44:02,665 --> 00:44:04,567 I mean, a lot of people come here to score, 445 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:07,779 but we sell very good shit. 446 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,676 Like you? 447 00:44:09,839 --> 00:44:13,058 - Who's got it in for me? - I don't know! 448 00:44:13,593 --> 00:44:15,140 Cut him. 449 00:44:20,266 --> 00:44:22,518 I still can't hear anything. 450 00:44:26,856 --> 00:44:29,358 I don't fucking know! 451 00:44:43,122 --> 00:44:44,748 Minded your car, mister. 452 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:47,176 You should've asked for the money first. 453 00:44:47,376 --> 00:44:49,970 I could've slashed your tyres. 454 00:44:54,008 --> 00:44:57,432 Here you are, go and get drunk. 455 00:45:03,684 --> 00:45:05,461 Little acorns, eh? 456 00:45:05,561 --> 00:45:07,296 From little acorns grow... 457 00:45:07,396 --> 00:45:10,365 Exactly, that's how I started. 458 00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:12,593 - Didn't we all? - Not Jeff. 459 00:45:12,693 --> 00:45:14,637 Busy getting himself an education, weren't ya? 460 00:45:14,737 --> 00:45:19,083 - Different generation, that's all. - Billiard halls was my game. 461 00:45:19,242 --> 00:45:21,619 Remember old Sammy? Sammy? 462 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:26,170 I tore up two of his tables in a week. He used to pay me not to play. 463 00:45:30,753 --> 00:45:32,530 What do you think? 464 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:36,054 Look, you told the Yanks you control it here. 465 00:45:36,217 --> 00:45:38,202 If they're sticking that many million in it, 466 00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:41,372 if they wanna test you do control it. 467 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:44,751 Nah, it's way off the mark. Leave off! 468 00:45:44,851 --> 00:45:46,711 They might check books and finances 469 00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:48,755 but they're not going to start wiping out me firm, are they? 470 00:45:48,855 --> 00:45:51,278 They don't want anarchy. 471 00:45:55,695 --> 00:45:58,118 These people deserve something better than this. 472 00:45:59,907 --> 00:46:02,876 Not dog shit on the doorstep. 473 00:46:22,722 --> 00:46:24,519 So nothing? 474 00:46:24,932 --> 00:46:28,586 - Not a word, or no one's heard. - No one's heard nothing? 475 00:46:28,686 --> 00:46:30,813 That just ain't natural. 476 00:46:32,908 --> 00:46:35,218 It's like one of them silent, deadly farts. 477 00:46:35,318 --> 00:46:37,820 No clues, and then pow, you go cross-eyed. 478 00:46:38,070 --> 00:46:39,597 We've asked all the usual. 479 00:46:39,697 --> 00:46:42,141 Well maybe it's about time you asked the unusual, innit? 480 00:46:42,241 --> 00:46:43,684 Like who? 481 00:46:43,784 --> 00:46:46,662 - All the chaps are out asking, H. - What, you've given up? 482 00:46:47,288 --> 00:46:50,066 - Where are they? - Down the casino. 483 00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:53,135 Well get them off their arses and make them start again, right? 484 00:46:53,711 --> 00:46:55,838 Go on, what are you waiting for? 485 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,275 - Have you heard from Parky? - Not yet. 486 00:47:09,352 --> 00:47:11,980 Eugene will phone the minute he checks in. 487 00:47:13,105 --> 00:47:15,357 - Razors is back with the car. - Eh? 488 00:47:16,025 --> 00:47:18,198 Dinner at the pub. 489 00:47:19,111 --> 00:47:20,638 Oh, Christ. 490 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:23,161 You gotta entertain 'em a bit, haven't ya? 491 00:47:29,497 --> 00:47:30,481 You refreshed? 492 00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:32,775 You bet, I'm ready for your tightest schedule. 493 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:36,424 Nah, like you said, Charlie, it's not a horse race. Relax, eh? 494 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:38,948 Sorry to hear the news, Harold. 495 00:47:39,048 --> 00:47:41,300 Victoria was just telling us about it. 496 00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:48,019 Yes, well she hasn't been well for a long time, has she, Harold? Poor mother. 497 00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:51,544 Don't worry, she'll be all right. She's a fighter, you know. 498 00:47:51,644 --> 00:47:53,838 But I had to spend some time with her, you understand. 499 00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:55,590 That's nice. 500 00:47:55,690 --> 00:47:58,113 Well, shall we go? Dinner? 501 00:47:58,317 --> 00:48:01,491 It's my favourite pub, Charlie. You're gonna love it, I'm telling ya. 502 00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:10,374 I bought this pub about two years ago, Charlie. 503 00:48:10,830 --> 00:48:12,940 To stop the breweries turning it into a slum. 504 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,693 It's got real Old London character. You'll love it. 505 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:17,445 That's nice. 506 00:48:17,545 --> 00:48:19,155 I'll take the councillor in the Merc. 507 00:48:19,255 --> 00:48:21,741 Oh, God help me. Have you seen him drive? 508 00:48:21,841 --> 00:48:24,059 You can always walk, sunshine. 509 00:49:24,945 --> 00:49:26,742 Let me out! 510 00:49:27,031 --> 00:49:28,557 Stand back! Stand back! 511 00:49:28,657 --> 00:49:31,125 It might still be dangerous. Stay back! 512 00:49:43,798 --> 00:49:46,033 - Are you all right, Pete? - I'm all right. 513 00:49:46,133 --> 00:49:47,368 What about your customers? 514 00:49:47,468 --> 00:49:49,203 I don't know. I think they're all right. 515 00:49:49,303 --> 00:49:51,225 It blew up there, there was no one up there. 516 00:49:54,183 --> 00:49:55,730 Jesus. 517 00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:00,981 If we've been five minutes earlier... 518 00:50:02,775 --> 00:50:04,343 Yeah. 519 00:50:04,443 --> 00:50:05,886 What the hell's going on? 520 00:50:05,986 --> 00:50:08,955 - Keep 'em there, Jeff. It's not safe. - Yeah, alright. 521 00:50:10,950 --> 00:50:13,748 - What is it? - You go and help Pete, right? 522 00:50:15,246 --> 00:50:16,897 Occupy 'em. 523 00:50:16,997 --> 00:50:20,501 Anything that's necessary. Just buy me some time, right? 524 00:50:20,876 --> 00:50:23,029 Yeah, er... I'll take them to Justine's. 525 00:50:23,129 --> 00:50:24,113 Terrific. 526 00:50:24,213 --> 00:50:26,465 - Get Razors to book a table. - Yeah. 527 00:50:28,217 --> 00:50:30,453 - It was the gas. - Gas? 528 00:50:30,553 --> 00:50:33,956 This natural gas causes dangerous leaks sometimes. 529 00:50:34,056 --> 00:50:35,833 Harold wants us to go on to a restaurant, 530 00:50:35,933 --> 00:50:39,812 while he's dealing with it. He'll join us later. 531 00:50:39,937 --> 00:50:42,256 Jeff, stay with Harold, will you? I'll drive. 532 00:50:48,070 --> 00:50:51,557 Stand well back! Please stand well back! 533 00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:54,809 There may be more explosions. 534 00:50:55,570 --> 00:50:59,965 ...need to get through. Stand well back. Thank you. 535 00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:11,723 Well, that French cook was taking a lot of trouble, but this is ridiculous. 536 00:51:11,886 --> 00:51:13,746 How'd they get in here in the first place? 537 00:51:13,846 --> 00:51:14,789 Ah, leave off, H. 538 00:51:14,889 --> 00:51:17,083 You know how many people come up here during the night. 539 00:51:17,183 --> 00:51:19,919 What, nobody spotted nothing? Nothing at all? 540 00:51:20,019 --> 00:51:21,941 Nothing happened tonight, mate. 541 00:51:22,605 --> 00:51:25,216 Mind you, a couple of days ago two guys come up. 542 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,817 They wanted protection. 543 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:30,554 I thought they were comedians: they had big hats, sunglasses, 544 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:33,998 I thought the agency sent them down for cabaret. 545 00:51:34,241 --> 00:51:37,540 Protection? Out on my boozer? 546 00:51:37,745 --> 00:51:39,480 What, he actually made threats? 547 00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:43,505 Yeah, I told 'em to piss off. I took no notice of 'em. 548 00:51:46,045 --> 00:51:48,489 - Much obliged. - I'm sorry, mate, you know... 549 00:51:48,589 --> 00:51:51,012 Didn't wanna worry you. Sorry. 550 00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:54,345 Razors, come here. 551 00:51:55,262 --> 00:51:57,665 Get on the trumpet. I want all the corporation 552 00:51:57,765 --> 00:52:00,334 at the Mayfair Casino in half an hour. Right? 553 00:52:00,434 --> 00:52:04,171 And I want 'em all there. I don't want any excuses. 554 00:52:04,271 --> 00:52:06,549 I'm gonna nail these bastards, right? 555 00:52:06,649 --> 00:52:09,552 - You don't know who they are, H. - Well we're gonna find out, aren't we? 556 00:52:09,652 --> 00:52:11,971 It's getting dark. People get frightened in the dark. 557 00:52:12,071 --> 00:52:13,973 They talk, don't they? 558 00:52:14,073 --> 00:52:15,950 Hello, Parky, 559 00:52:16,158 --> 00:52:18,660 I'm afraid the dinner's got a little bit burnt. 560 00:52:23,666 --> 00:52:25,985 What did these comedians look like? 561 00:52:26,085 --> 00:52:28,154 I don't know, H, I've never seen them before. 562 00:52:28,254 --> 00:52:31,699 They just looked like any other Micks. Heavy Micks. 563 00:52:31,799 --> 00:52:34,347 - Micks? - Yeah, you know, Irish. 564 00:52:34,635 --> 00:52:36,728 Quite hard looking Paddies. 565 00:52:36,845 --> 00:52:40,394 I never dreamed they'd do this, mate. I'm sorry. 566 00:52:41,350 --> 00:52:42,943 Harold. 567 00:52:47,731 --> 00:52:50,575 Irish, he said. Irish. 568 00:52:50,818 --> 00:52:53,262 This is Special Branch, Harold. It ain't normal villainy. 569 00:52:53,362 --> 00:52:55,931 It's indecently abnormal. That was meant for me. 570 00:52:56,031 --> 00:52:58,100 It's serious. 571 00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,917 Listen. 572 00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:04,565 Check out all the Micks in the heavy mob who are working on my manor. 573 00:53:04,665 --> 00:53:06,692 I want names and addresses, right? 574 00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:09,195 Will you listen to what I'm trying to tell you? 575 00:53:09,295 --> 00:53:11,923 - This is very serious. - Oh, leave off. 576 00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:14,867 It's just villains trying to frighten their way into a few quid. 577 00:53:14,967 --> 00:53:18,537 Harold, we're talking about bombs. Two bleedin' bombs. 578 00:53:18,637 --> 00:53:20,122 Did you get that one checked out, by the way? 579 00:53:20,222 --> 00:53:23,608 Still waiting for the report Well, get a fucking move on. 580 00:53:23,851 --> 00:53:27,588 Harold, if that bomb is Irish, it's a different game. 581 00:53:27,688 --> 00:53:29,215 Those boyos don't know the rules. 582 00:53:29,315 --> 00:53:32,113 Names and addresses of the Micks, right? 583 00:53:36,322 --> 00:53:38,599 Two or three Micks have been very busy, 584 00:53:38,699 --> 00:53:42,419 covering a lot of ground here since yesterday, 585 00:53:43,078 --> 00:53:45,751 and not one of you lot has turned up with a thing. 586 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:49,443 It's impossible no one knows nothing. 587 00:53:49,543 --> 00:53:53,138 Someone, somewhere, knows. Right? 588 00:53:53,881 --> 00:53:56,179 And we're gonna find him. 589 00:53:56,467 --> 00:54:01,080 I want a top capture from every manor, and I don't want no punters. 590 00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:04,775 This is personal, I want the man who knows. 591 00:54:05,267 --> 00:54:08,771 Right. Who fancies what? 592 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:14,051 Well, me and Chris will take Soho. We'll go and see Maltese Charlie. 593 00:54:14,151 --> 00:54:16,369 A couple of drinks and he'll talk. 594 00:54:16,945 --> 00:54:18,430 Use that, it's cheaper. 595 00:54:18,530 --> 00:54:20,766 Remember, the license is in the post. 596 00:54:20,866 --> 00:54:24,353 Well, I only use it to get the pigeons off the caravan roof, don't I? 597 00:54:26,455 --> 00:54:29,629 I don't want want none of you playing Roy Rogers with this lot, right? 598 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:32,653 As soon as you've finished with 'em, you give 'em back to Razors. 599 00:54:32,753 --> 00:54:34,405 How about the Finsbury Park Hillbillies? 600 00:54:34,505 --> 00:54:37,074 I like the singsong, but who do you fancy for a lullaby? 601 00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:40,369 - Well, Chopper's in the boob. - Harry and Pinchers? 602 00:54:40,469 --> 00:54:42,204 - Both of 'em? - Why not? 603 00:54:42,304 --> 00:54:44,456 They're like Siamese twins, them two. 604 00:54:44,556 --> 00:54:46,875 Pick 'em up together, then split 'em apart. 605 00:54:46,975 --> 00:54:49,398 We'll interfere with their telepathy, right? 606 00:54:50,187 --> 00:54:52,381 Has anybody seen the Major lately? 607 00:54:52,481 --> 00:54:55,092 I heard he's a sick man. Bedridden. 608 00:54:55,192 --> 00:54:58,345 It will make a nice change for him, a night out. Eh? 609 00:54:58,445 --> 00:55:00,848 Right, arm up and get going. 610 00:55:00,948 --> 00:55:02,975 And use the butcher's truck, right? 611 00:55:03,075 --> 00:55:05,978 Me and Razors will take the trip to the Elephant and Castle. 612 00:55:06,078 --> 00:55:08,647 - Where do we meet? - Two hours from now at the abattoir. 613 00:55:08,747 --> 00:55:12,234 And remember: scare the shit out of 'em but don't damage 'em. 614 00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:14,695 I want 'em conscious and talkative. 615 00:55:14,795 --> 00:55:16,592 And lads... 616 00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:20,387 try and be discreet, eh? 617 00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:46,769 I think we'd be employing your talents better 618 00:55:46,869 --> 00:55:49,292 if you went to help Victoria with the Yanks. 619 00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:52,253 - Are you sure? - Oh, yeah. 620 00:55:53,959 --> 00:55:55,756 Do you reckon... 621 00:55:57,004 --> 00:55:59,723 Colin was jealous of you? 622 00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:01,967 Come again? 623 00:56:02,843 --> 00:56:07,439 Well, I was trying to ease him out, you know how potty he could go. 624 00:56:07,848 --> 00:56:09,770 So? 625 00:56:10,434 --> 00:56:13,312 Well, is Colin the reason for all this? 626 00:56:13,479 --> 00:56:17,609 You know how bitchy queers get when their looks start fading... 627 00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:21,077 I don't know, he wasn't my type. 628 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:27,501 - How do you stay so cool? - I'm on the winning side. 629 00:56:28,535 --> 00:56:30,161 Yeah. 630 00:56:31,371 --> 00:56:34,249 - Help Vicky out, right? - Yeah. 631 00:56:35,417 --> 00:56:38,862 But I want you at the abattoir by midnight, right? 632 00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:40,588 All right. 633 00:56:52,559 --> 00:56:54,169 Thank you, Ricardo. 634 00:56:54,269 --> 00:56:56,588 If I knew Mr. Shand wanted this table tonight... 635 00:56:56,688 --> 00:56:58,966 Well there was a change of plan. 636 00:56:59,066 --> 00:57:01,113 You can say that again. 637 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,703 Would you care for a drink before you order? 638 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,724 Charlie? 639 00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:10,227 - Yeah, bourbon on the rocks. - I'll have the same, please. 640 00:57:10,327 --> 00:57:12,354 A screwdriver, lots of vodka. 641 00:57:12,454 --> 00:57:14,547 San Pellegrino for me, please. 642 00:57:14,706 --> 00:57:17,234 I think we should skip the flambé cooking, 643 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:19,757 considering the gas situation in London. 644 00:57:20,712 --> 00:57:23,590 That sort of thing doesn't happen twice in one day. 645 00:57:24,383 --> 00:57:26,601 You should level with us. 646 00:57:28,053 --> 00:57:31,022 We're not just a pair of jerks out of college, you know. 647 00:57:32,683 --> 00:57:34,626 No, absolutely not. 648 00:57:34,726 --> 00:57:37,820 Two bombs, that affects everyone. 649 00:57:38,647 --> 00:57:40,569 Let's order, shall we? 650 00:57:40,899 --> 00:57:44,118 Soupe du jour and the chef's special. 651 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,032 I'll have my usual. 652 00:57:48,991 --> 00:57:53,621 No soup, hors d'oeuvres and the special. 653 00:57:55,414 --> 00:57:57,291 I'll have the same. 654 00:57:57,499 --> 00:58:01,445 So Charlie, how did you know about the bombs? 655 00:58:01,545 --> 00:58:03,947 It's our business to know these things. 656 00:58:04,047 --> 00:58:06,766 And Ricardo, a bottle of champagne, very cold. 657 00:58:09,636 --> 00:58:12,080 Harold has got bad problems. 658 00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:16,526 - But he's dealing with them right now. - He's been dealing with them all day. 659 00:58:16,685 --> 00:58:20,422 - He's very thorough. - I like your loyalty. 660 00:58:20,522 --> 00:58:22,740 I'm being frank. 661 00:58:22,983 --> 00:58:26,762 Victoria, unless you tell us what Harold's bad problems are 662 00:58:26,862 --> 00:58:28,597 and how he's dealing with them, 663 00:58:28,697 --> 00:58:31,350 I'm gonna tell you what we're gonna do. 664 00:58:31,450 --> 00:58:33,435 Tony and me, we're gonna leave the table, 665 00:58:33,535 --> 00:58:35,958 we're gonna check out of the Savoy, 666 00:58:36,246 --> 00:58:38,899 grab the first plane home. 667 00:58:38,999 --> 00:58:40,967 There will be no deal. 668 00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:44,467 It's not a good idea to bullshit us, Victoria. 669 00:58:47,049 --> 00:58:49,017 Cheers. 670 00:58:51,762 --> 00:58:53,764 Well? 671 00:58:56,558 --> 00:58:58,856 A car was blown up, 672 00:58:59,394 --> 00:59:01,547 then a bomb was found at the Mayfair Casino. 673 00:59:01,647 --> 00:59:03,924 It hadn't detonated. 674 00:59:04,024 --> 00:59:06,677 One of our men was found dead in a swimming pool. 675 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:08,303 Yeah, he was stabbed. 676 00:59:08,403 --> 00:59:11,223 I'm giving Charlie all the essential details. 677 00:59:11,323 --> 00:59:13,450 Well, I think that is an essential detail. 678 00:59:15,077 --> 00:59:18,814 Auto, casino, stabbing, a bar blown up... 679 00:59:18,914 --> 00:59:22,359 - What is this, a gang war? - No, no question. 680 00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:24,256 Then what? 681 00:59:24,503 --> 00:59:28,849 Isn't it obvious, Charlie? This deal is very big, someone is envious. 682 00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:33,262 Harold and I have no doubt that by tomorrow the problem will be settled. 683 00:59:33,387 --> 00:59:36,857 - You sound very confident. - I am. 684 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,649 Tony, you're the lawyer. Tell me what you think. 685 00:59:44,648 --> 00:59:47,968 I think we can afford to give you 24 hours to resolve your problems 686 00:59:48,068 --> 00:59:50,536 before we make a final decision. 687 00:59:52,030 --> 00:59:55,249 OK, Victoria, I'll give you till tomorrow. 688 00:59:56,243 --> 01:00:00,480 But just one more foul-up and we're on our way back home. 689 01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:02,627 That goes without saying. 690 01:00:05,544 --> 01:00:08,593 Nothing personal, Victoria, but business is business. 691 01:00:08,964 --> 01:00:10,556 I understand. 692 01:00:58,096 --> 01:01:00,457 Harold, what are you doing this side of the river? 693 01:01:00,557 --> 01:01:02,250 You're straying a bit, aren't you? 694 01:01:02,350 --> 01:01:04,127 How's it going, Billy, all right? 695 01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:06,171 - Scotch? - Sorry to hear about your mother. 696 01:01:06,271 --> 01:01:09,069 Car blew up, didn't it? That's what I heard. 697 01:01:09,483 --> 01:01:11,551 What's up, Harold? You got a spot of bother? 698 01:01:11,651 --> 01:01:13,261 No, no. 699 01:01:13,361 --> 01:01:15,097 The music's loud in here, innit? 700 01:01:15,197 --> 01:01:17,495 - I'll get him to turn it down a bit. - No, listen, Billy. 701 01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:20,519 I've got a little bit of business I want to drop your way. 702 01:01:20,619 --> 01:01:21,895 Can we talk in the other bar? 703 01:01:21,995 --> 01:01:23,355 - Right. - Nice one. 704 01:01:23,455 --> 01:01:25,673 Jimmy, bring the drinks around the back. 705 01:01:33,173 --> 01:01:35,158 I heard about this American number, Harold. 706 01:01:35,258 --> 01:01:37,119 If there's anything going, put me in. 707 01:01:37,219 --> 01:01:39,663 Well, the thing is, Billy, there's plenty of money for everybody, 708 01:01:39,763 --> 01:01:41,957 I just need the right people, you know what I mean? 709 01:01:42,057 --> 01:01:44,480 Well I'm your man, you know. 710 01:01:46,978 --> 01:01:49,856 Walk to the car, Billy, or I'll blow your spine off. 711 01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:52,426 It's not a shooter is it, Harold? 712 01:01:52,526 --> 01:01:54,302 Oh, don't be silly, Billy. 713 01:01:54,402 --> 01:01:56,825 Would I come hunting for you with me fingers? 714 01:02:02,202 --> 01:02:04,563 It's all gonna happen, with or without Harold. 715 01:02:04,663 --> 01:02:07,482 My hotels are gonna be there! 716 01:02:07,582 --> 01:02:09,192 Will you get us a cab to the Savoy? 717 01:02:09,292 --> 01:02:11,653 I'll show you the plans tomorrow. 718 01:02:11,753 --> 01:02:13,196 Magnificent. 719 01:02:13,296 --> 01:02:16,283 High in the sky hotels, well, you know what I mean. 720 01:02:16,383 --> 01:02:18,326 Something to be proud of. 721 01:02:18,426 --> 01:02:20,120 Yes, well I think it's time we all went home, don't you? 722 01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:23,123 No, come on, Victoria. Charlie understands. 723 01:02:23,223 --> 01:02:24,624 You understand, don't you, Charlie? 724 01:02:24,724 --> 01:02:26,126 We're two of a kind, me and him. 725 01:02:26,226 --> 01:02:28,503 We've had to claw our way out from the gutter. 726 01:02:28,603 --> 01:02:31,026 We're self-made men, right, Charles? 727 01:02:31,648 --> 01:02:35,302 I don't think Mr. Restivo is as familiar with the gutter as you assume. 728 01:02:35,402 --> 01:02:38,472 If you don't watch your fucking step, councillor, you'll be right back in it. 729 01:02:38,572 --> 01:02:40,574 Come on Vicky, don't be like that. 730 01:02:43,368 --> 01:02:45,270 I'll tell you what... 731 01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:47,481 we'll have some more brandies at the bar, eh? 732 01:02:47,581 --> 01:02:50,004 And I'll tell you all about my plans, Charlie. 733 01:02:50,542 --> 01:02:52,778 Don't be hostile, Vicky. 734 01:02:52,878 --> 01:02:55,405 - Jeff. - Hello Jeff. 735 01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:56,990 Charlie. 736 01:02:57,090 --> 01:02:58,637 Tony. 737 01:02:59,217 --> 01:03:01,719 - Everything all right? - You tell me... 738 01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:05,473 I've put our American friends in the picture about today, Jeff. 739 01:03:06,099 --> 01:03:09,148 Oh, then you'll understand why Harold couldn't make it. 740 01:03:09,644 --> 01:03:10,962 It's all under control. 741 01:03:11,062 --> 01:03:13,882 Oh, I'm sure Harold Shand can find a way out of this one. 742 01:03:13,982 --> 01:03:17,861 Meantime, I'm going to have a piss. Stay right where you are, folks. 743 01:03:20,155 --> 01:03:23,750 - That guy's a loudmouth. - I don't like drunks. 744 01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:25,936 Do you trust him? 745 01:03:26,036 --> 01:03:28,522 Harold can handle him. 746 01:03:28,622 --> 01:03:32,171 A city councillor is a very wise investment at the moment. 747 01:03:32,334 --> 01:03:34,402 We'll talk about that tomorrow. Good night, Victoria. 748 01:03:34,502 --> 01:03:35,945 - Good night. - Good night. 749 01:03:36,045 --> 01:03:37,197 Good night. 750 01:03:37,297 --> 01:03:40,200 - Good night. Thanks for the dinner. - Good night, Charlie. 751 01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:42,347 Good night. 752 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:45,455 Oh, Christ, am I pleased to see you! 753 01:03:45,555 --> 01:03:47,728 That bloody Harris is a liability. 754 01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:50,585 Any news? 755 01:03:50,685 --> 01:03:52,129 No, not yet. 756 01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:54,256 Where have the Yanks gone? I've just bought some more brandies. 757 01:03:54,356 --> 01:03:56,449 Go home, Harris. Go home. 758 01:03:57,651 --> 01:04:00,053 Don't look down your nose at me, Victoria. 759 01:04:00,153 --> 01:04:01,471 It makes you go cross-eyed. 760 01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:04,995 You can't even see that I'm not the real bastard. He is. 761 01:04:09,204 --> 01:04:11,047 Aren't you? 762 01:04:11,998 --> 01:04:14,466 I'll get you a cab home, councillor. 763 01:04:14,834 --> 01:04:16,862 I'll talk to you later. 764 01:04:16,962 --> 01:04:18,655 OK. 765 01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:20,552 Bastard. 766 01:04:41,444 --> 01:04:44,572 God, I don't think I've ever been so pleased to see anyone in my life. 767 01:04:47,033 --> 01:04:49,080 It's been a hard night. 768 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:52,417 You did a good job. 769 01:04:53,290 --> 01:04:55,792 Without the helpful Councillor Harris. 770 01:04:59,004 --> 01:05:01,051 He fancies you, you know... 771 01:05:03,174 --> 01:05:05,472 then a lot of people do. 772 01:05:11,141 --> 01:05:15,316 Must be my sparkling personality. 773 01:05:49,137 --> 01:05:52,641 I'll see you to your door, just in case. 774 01:05:53,516 --> 01:05:55,393 Thanks. 775 01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:59,777 If you miss it, it's unlucky. 776 01:06:07,572 --> 01:06:09,870 It won't move unless you press the button, you know. 777 01:06:20,293 --> 01:06:21,778 It's not moving. 778 01:06:21,878 --> 01:06:24,221 It's temperamental, I'll do it. 779 01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:36,142 I hate lifts. 780 01:06:36,267 --> 01:06:39,236 Gets really claustrophobic in here with a lot of people. 781 01:06:41,648 --> 01:06:43,900 Depends on the people. 782 01:07:06,381 --> 01:07:09,350 I wanna lick every inch of you. 783 01:07:18,268 --> 01:07:21,396 Saved by the bell. Good night. 784 01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:06,691 Bastard. 785 01:08:33,635 --> 01:08:36,621 It's a long time since I've been to a funeral. 786 01:08:36,721 --> 01:08:38,268 That's a strange thing. 787 01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:41,000 Did Jeff tell you about the funeral the day you got back? 788 01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:44,069 A funeral every half hour down the East India Dock Road. 789 01:08:44,896 --> 01:08:47,490 A woman got out of the funeral car and gobbed at him. 790 01:08:47,649 --> 01:08:50,993 - Eh? - I didn't see it properly, H. 791 01:08:51,194 --> 01:08:52,979 I didn't crack on. 792 01:09:02,121 --> 01:09:04,965 You're gonna love this here. 793 01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:07,585 You're gonna love this. 794 01:09:45,164 --> 01:09:47,587 Shut up all of ya! 795 01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:16,283 For more than ten years there's been peace. 796 01:10:17,238 --> 01:10:19,933 Everyone to his own patch. 797 01:10:20,033 --> 01:10:22,456 We've all had it sweet. 798 01:10:23,328 --> 01:10:27,607 I've done every single one of you favours in the past. 799 01:10:27,707 --> 01:10:31,611 I've put money in all your pockets. I've treated you lot well. 800 01:10:31,711 --> 01:10:34,305 Even when you was out of order, right? 801 01:10:38,092 --> 01:10:40,765 Well now there's been an eruption! 802 01:10:43,389 --> 01:10:46,563 It's like fuckin' Belfast on a bad night. 803 01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:53,508 One of my closest friends is lying out there in the freezer. 804 01:10:53,608 --> 01:10:55,301 And believe me, all of you. 805 01:10:55,401 --> 01:10:59,597 Nobody goes home until I find out who done it, and why. 806 01:10:59,697 --> 01:11:03,246 Harold, believe me, if I knew I'd say. 807 01:11:04,035 --> 01:11:06,754 The last thing I want is any trouble. 808 01:11:06,954 --> 01:11:10,358 - Everything's going too well for us. - You lying bastard. 809 01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:14,737 Am I? Look, things have never been so good between South London and the East End. 810 01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:20,093 You bastard. You rotten bastard. Course he knows! 811 01:11:23,304 --> 01:11:26,978 - Get him out of here. - Bastard! 812 01:11:27,308 --> 01:11:31,358 Oi! Jeff, you behave yourself! 813 01:11:36,150 --> 01:11:39,278 Right lads, it's your decision. 814 01:11:40,947 --> 01:11:43,620 Frostbite or verbals, one of the two, right? 815 01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:55,465 - What's the matter with you? - Listen. 816 01:11:58,297 --> 01:11:59,741 Listen. 817 01:11:59,841 --> 01:12:02,827 If you kill him, we've got gang war on our hands, right? 818 01:12:02,927 --> 01:12:06,080 We already have. They're walking all over you. 819 01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:08,603 That's 'cause we ain't got no lead! 820 01:12:15,648 --> 01:12:19,093 Parky. About time. 821 01:12:19,193 --> 01:12:21,991 - Well? - You've got to drop it Harold, 822 01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:24,307 it's not that lot. 823 01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:26,809 - I've had the bomb checked. - And? 824 01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:29,457 It's the same sort of device the IRA use. 825 01:12:29,954 --> 01:12:32,940 This is Special Branch now, Harold. I'm turning it over to them. 826 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,258 What do the Irish got to do with me? 827 01:12:35,376 --> 01:12:37,403 It's just a bunch of hoods trying to muscle in. 828 01:12:37,503 --> 01:12:39,489 For Christ's sake, Harold, they're not just gangsters. 829 01:12:39,589 --> 01:12:42,325 They run half of Londonderry on terror. Could be London next. 830 01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:44,243 Oh, no, I run London. 831 01:12:44,343 --> 01:12:47,246 Not now, Harold, they're taking it away from you. 832 01:12:47,346 --> 01:12:50,099 It's Special Branch now, and I'm getting out. 833 01:12:53,144 --> 01:12:57,990 Remember who pays your wages, Parky, you ain't going nowhere. 834 01:12:59,192 --> 01:13:03,492 Now, tell me something worthwhile. 835 01:13:06,032 --> 01:13:10,582 There was a robbery at Councillor Harris's demolition yard, explosives. 836 01:13:10,703 --> 01:13:14,107 We pulled in the security guard, Flynn. We grilled him for hours, 837 01:13:14,207 --> 01:13:16,776 but he just wouldn't crack, he was too scared. 838 01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:20,071 Alan, check out this geezer Flynn, bring him in. 839 01:13:20,171 --> 01:13:22,093 Harold, you can't do that! 840 01:13:22,465 --> 01:13:25,809 Don't you ever tell me what I can or can't do. 841 01:13:25,968 --> 01:13:29,038 Bent law can be tolerated for as long as they're lubricating, 842 01:13:29,138 --> 01:13:31,561 but you have become definitely parched. 843 01:13:31,682 --> 01:13:34,210 If I was you, I'd run for cover and close the hatch, 844 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:38,110 cause you're gonna wind up on one of those meat hooks, my son. 845 01:13:41,818 --> 01:13:44,345 Right, let 'em go, they don't know nothing. 846 01:13:44,445 --> 01:13:46,472 Jeff, clean 'em up and get them home. 847 01:13:46,572 --> 01:13:48,891 Give 'em a grand each expenses, just keep 'em sweet. 848 01:13:48,991 --> 01:13:50,788 What are you doing? 849 01:13:50,993 --> 01:13:52,770 I'm gonna go home, I need some time to think. 850 01:13:52,870 --> 01:13:56,149 Alan, first thing in the morning, that security geezer, right? 851 01:13:56,249 --> 01:13:58,046 Razors, come on, son. 852 01:13:59,085 --> 01:14:02,338 Dave, do as he says, put 'em in a bubble bath. 853 01:14:02,713 --> 01:14:05,090 - Eh? - You heard. 854 01:14:06,092 --> 01:14:07,969 Come on, lads, let's be having you. 855 01:15:47,234 --> 01:15:49,486 How did it go with Charlie? 856 01:15:51,238 --> 01:15:53,683 Well, I stopped them going home. 857 01:15:53,783 --> 01:15:54,934 Going home? 858 01:15:55,034 --> 01:15:58,413 Yeah, they were going home. They're not stupid. 859 01:15:59,372 --> 01:16:03,025 They knew it was a bomb, and now they know the rest. 860 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:05,528 - How? - I told them. 861 01:16:05,628 --> 01:16:09,223 - You did what? - I told them everything, Harold. 862 01:16:09,757 --> 01:16:11,850 I had to. 863 01:16:13,719 --> 01:16:15,596 Victoria, 864 01:16:16,639 --> 01:16:18,607 listen sweetheart, 865 01:16:19,266 --> 01:16:21,210 I'm setting up the biggest deal in Europe, 866 01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:23,504 with the hardest organisation 867 01:16:23,604 --> 01:16:26,027 since Hitler stuck a swastika on his jockstrap. 868 01:16:26,899 --> 01:16:31,512 I've been to incredible lengths all day to keep it incognito, 869 01:16:31,612 --> 01:16:36,162 and now you, over a sherry, calmly tell the whole story. 870 01:16:36,409 --> 01:16:41,130 I had to tell them everything or the deal would have been finished. 871 01:16:42,498 --> 01:16:45,818 Harold, your trouble is you just don't understand their psychology. 872 01:16:45,918 --> 01:16:48,591 Bollocks, you smart-arsed prat. 873 01:16:50,923 --> 01:16:53,346 I can't talk to you. 874 01:16:54,468 --> 01:16:56,329 I'm going to bed. Good night. 875 01:16:56,429 --> 01:16:58,706 Come here! I'm talking to you! 876 01:16:58,806 --> 01:17:01,650 Don't treat me like one of your thugs. 877 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,277 What's happening to me? 878 01:17:12,653 --> 01:17:14,450 I'm sorry. 879 01:17:14,722 --> 01:17:19,953 For ten years it's been calm, no trouble. 880 01:17:20,478 --> 01:17:22,196 And now this. 881 01:17:25,916 --> 01:17:28,444 Listen, I wouldn't hurt you for the world. Come here. 882 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:31,638 - I'm sorry. - I'm so scared, Harold. 883 01:17:33,132 --> 01:17:35,384 I don't want to die. 884 01:17:35,634 --> 01:17:38,512 Don't let them kill us. 885 01:17:40,347 --> 01:17:42,144 Alright. 886 01:17:42,767 --> 01:17:44,735 It's alright. 887 01:17:54,028 --> 01:17:56,997 It will be alright, believe me. 888 01:19:12,857 --> 01:19:15,030 What is it, boy? 889 01:20:19,965 --> 01:20:21,933 For Christ's sake... 890 01:20:22,676 --> 01:20:24,473 Help me. 891 01:20:35,731 --> 01:20:37,663 Hurry. 892 01:20:44,073 --> 01:20:45,699 I'm sorry, H. 893 01:20:46,116 --> 01:20:49,039 It's alright, Alan it's not your fault. You weren't to blame. 894 01:20:49,286 --> 01:20:50,896 There's some fresh coffee in the kitchen. 895 01:20:50,996 --> 01:20:52,940 Go and make yourself some breakfast. 896 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:54,757 Ta. 897 01:21:07,221 --> 01:21:10,065 So someone got to him before you could. 898 01:21:12,977 --> 01:21:15,024 How did they know? 899 01:21:15,229 --> 01:21:19,199 - Or was it a coincidence? - That's stretching it a bit, innit? 900 01:21:24,905 --> 01:21:27,624 That means it's someone close to home. 901 01:21:34,832 --> 01:21:38,802 You know, last night in the restaurant, I had a funny feeling. 902 01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:43,178 Harris... being really strange. 903 01:21:46,677 --> 01:21:49,771 He said something to Jeff, just as we were leaving. 904 01:21:51,015 --> 01:21:54,268 He said that I'd got it all wrong, that Jeff was the real bastard. 905 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:58,772 Why should he say that? 906 01:22:24,673 --> 01:22:26,425 Hello, Razors? 907 01:22:26,884 --> 01:22:28,994 That funeral you told me about, 908 01:22:29,094 --> 01:22:32,206 something about a bird gobbing in Jeff's face. 909 01:22:32,306 --> 01:22:33,791 That's right. 910 01:22:33,891 --> 01:22:36,519 Well, find that woman. I wanna talk to her. 911 01:22:37,686 --> 01:22:40,609 Well, get her name and address off the undertakers. 912 01:22:41,065 --> 01:22:43,259 How do I know? I wasn't there, was I? 913 01:22:43,359 --> 01:22:44,468 Look up the Yellow Pages. 914 01:22:44,568 --> 01:22:46,991 There can't be that many undertakers in the area. 915 01:22:48,113 --> 01:22:52,334 Right. And as soon as you've found her, come and pick me up. 916 01:22:52,951 --> 01:22:55,670 Right. I'll see you. Ta-da. 917 01:23:29,113 --> 01:23:30,956 Mrs. Benson? 918 01:23:35,369 --> 01:23:37,896 You're a bastard, Harold Shand. 919 01:23:37,996 --> 01:23:40,339 A vicious bastard. 920 01:23:40,624 --> 01:23:43,944 You deserted him, and left him to die in a stinking ditch, 921 01:23:44,044 --> 01:23:46,717 and you didn't have the decency to... 922 01:23:55,139 --> 01:23:58,167 - When did he die? - Ten days ago. You should know. 923 01:23:58,267 --> 01:24:00,210 Where? 924 01:24:00,310 --> 01:24:02,107 Belfast. 925 01:24:03,230 --> 01:24:05,403 Belfast? 926 01:24:06,942 --> 01:24:10,867 - What was he doing there? - That Jeff Hughes sent him. 927 01:24:11,029 --> 01:24:14,016 - What? - He was hired. 928 01:24:14,116 --> 01:24:17,269 The blond one, that Colin, always asked him 929 01:24:17,369 --> 01:24:19,792 to do the chauffeuring on the long runs. 930 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:23,333 - To chauffeur? - A minicab. 931 01:24:27,004 --> 01:24:29,051 Your husband drove Colin... 932 01:24:32,509 --> 01:24:34,620 and he got topped in Belfast? 933 01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:36,893 He was left there. 934 01:24:37,473 --> 01:24:40,567 I was left with all the arrangements, 935 01:24:42,019 --> 01:24:44,647 to bring the body back here... 936 01:24:45,564 --> 01:24:48,237 and not so much as a penny for me and the kids. 937 01:24:50,444 --> 01:24:52,805 And Jeff Hughes hired him? 938 01:24:52,905 --> 01:24:54,702 Yes. 939 01:24:56,992 --> 01:24:59,478 And that bastard hasn't paid me any compensation. 940 01:24:59,578 --> 01:25:01,563 All right, all right, all right. 941 01:25:01,663 --> 01:25:04,586 You'll get some compensation, the corporation will look after you. 942 01:25:04,791 --> 01:25:08,135 - Is there anything you need? - I'll need a hundred quid a week. 943 01:25:09,713 --> 01:25:11,510 Alright. 944 01:25:11,798 --> 01:25:13,925 Anything else you want? 945 01:25:16,261 --> 01:25:18,855 I just want him back. 946 01:25:38,909 --> 01:25:42,834 Get him a decent stone. Send me the bill. 947 01:28:07,599 --> 01:28:10,443 - Drink? - Yeah. 948 01:28:18,276 --> 01:28:22,531 - Do you ever worry about your liver? - No, we're just good friends. 949 01:28:24,866 --> 01:28:27,603 My mum used to have a go at my old man about his boozing, 950 01:28:27,703 --> 01:28:28,770 and he always used to say: 951 01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:31,919 "If you drink less than your doctor, you're all right." 952 01:28:34,626 --> 01:28:36,753 It's hot in here, shall we go on deck? 953 01:28:36,962 --> 01:28:38,884 Hot? 954 01:28:40,090 --> 01:28:41,742 Are you hot? 955 01:28:41,842 --> 01:28:43,810 This'll cool you down. 956 01:28:51,309 --> 01:28:53,436 What did you want to talk about? 957 01:28:54,980 --> 01:28:57,073 Shouldn't we be, well... 958 01:28:58,066 --> 01:29:00,489 with all what's going on... 959 01:29:01,153 --> 01:29:03,371 Everything's alright. 960 01:29:03,655 --> 01:29:05,657 Alright? 961 01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:08,622 I'm using the word the way you use it. 962 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:12,088 What? 963 01:29:13,874 --> 01:29:15,067 Alright? 964 01:29:15,167 --> 01:29:18,862 I remember vividly when you met me at Heathrow off the plane from New York, 965 01:29:18,962 --> 01:29:22,511 I said "How's things been?", and you said "Alright". 966 01:29:25,552 --> 01:29:28,430 - I'm not with you. - Aren't ya? 967 01:29:29,389 --> 01:29:31,186 Top-up? 968 01:29:33,935 --> 01:29:36,713 Quite frankly, I'm a bit flabbergasted... 969 01:29:36,813 --> 01:29:40,408 you forgot to mention this carry on in Belfast while I've been away. 970 01:29:43,278 --> 01:29:44,971 Ah, that. 971 01:29:45,071 --> 01:29:47,198 Yeah, that. 972 01:29:47,908 --> 01:29:50,911 What about this minicab driver, Phil Benson? 973 01:29:52,412 --> 01:29:53,772 He's... 974 01:29:53,872 --> 01:29:56,716 Well, he was a friend of Colin's. 975 01:29:57,375 --> 01:29:59,218 He got killed. 976 01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:02,114 It's a long story. 977 01:30:02,214 --> 01:30:06,014 - I know I should've told you, but... - Well, tell me now. 978 01:30:06,635 --> 01:30:08,203 What the bloody hell was Colin doing 979 01:30:08,303 --> 01:30:11,665 with a Limehouse minicab driver in Belfast? 980 01:30:11,765 --> 01:30:13,642 Colin can't drive. 981 01:30:14,476 --> 01:30:16,478 Ah, that makes sense. 982 01:30:17,270 --> 01:30:20,865 Second question: Belfast, what was he doing there? 983 01:30:21,650 --> 01:30:23,385 I know Colin fancied soldiers, 984 01:30:23,485 --> 01:30:25,987 but that's taking his buggering a bit far, innit? 985 01:30:26,530 --> 01:30:30,375 - He had to make a delivery. - A delivery of what? 986 01:30:30,492 --> 01:30:32,102 Come on, I'm curious! 987 01:30:32,202 --> 01:30:36,457 What, Chieftain tanks, bars of chocolate, Fiesta Durexes, what? 988 01:30:38,041 --> 01:30:38,942 Money. 989 01:30:39,042 --> 01:30:41,465 What, ain't they got any banks out there? 990 01:30:41,628 --> 01:30:44,927 Well, what money, what for and who to? 991 01:30:46,716 --> 01:30:49,560 He was delivering for Harris. 992 01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:54,332 He had a problem. 993 01:30:54,432 --> 01:30:55,959 He was being leant on to deliver, 994 01:30:56,059 --> 01:30:59,233 to deliver money, I mean, to Belfast. 995 01:30:59,563 --> 01:31:01,798 Leant on by who? 996 01:31:01,898 --> 01:31:05,618 He's got 100 Micks on his labour force, he's out of business without them. 997 01:31:06,444 --> 01:31:10,949 He was being leaned on to organise a delivery. He asked me. 998 01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:17,877 So you got my Colin to deliver for Harris money to Belfast? 999 01:31:18,748 --> 01:31:20,670 Yeah. 1000 01:31:22,961 --> 01:31:25,259 Well, that is irregular. 1001 01:31:25,630 --> 01:31:30,076 I don't approve of my men delivering funds for the IRA. 1002 01:31:30,176 --> 01:31:33,121 He had no choice. He has to do what they ask. 1003 01:31:33,221 --> 01:31:35,564 Otherwise his buildings don't get built. 1004 01:31:35,891 --> 01:31:39,645 That's why he never has a strike. That's why we use Harris. 1005 01:31:41,271 --> 01:31:43,398 Jesus Christ! 1006 01:31:45,817 --> 01:31:49,196 Of all the faces here you could have used, of all of them... 1007 01:31:50,363 --> 01:31:54,037 you have to pick Colin for a job like that? 1008 01:32:03,293 --> 01:32:05,670 So he took a dip, yeah? 1009 01:32:06,588 --> 01:32:08,635 Yeah, he stupidly helped himself. 1010 01:32:09,049 --> 01:32:10,909 How much? 1011 01:32:11,009 --> 01:32:13,182 - Five grand. - Do what? 1012 01:32:15,013 --> 01:32:18,858 You mean all this anarchy is for five poxy grand? 1013 01:32:20,268 --> 01:32:24,022 And three of their top men were wiped out. 1014 01:32:26,149 --> 01:32:28,651 The night Colin delivered. 1015 01:32:37,410 --> 01:32:41,606 So they put two and two together and come up with the answer, ain't they? 1016 01:32:41,706 --> 01:32:44,425 'Cos Colin's my man, it's down to me. 1017 01:32:44,584 --> 01:32:47,086 I'm the one that's grassed them up, aren't I? 1018 01:32:47,295 --> 01:32:49,468 This is all revenge. 1019 01:32:49,673 --> 01:32:51,641 Yeah. 1020 01:32:53,426 --> 01:32:55,303 Revenge. 1021 01:32:56,763 --> 01:32:58,731 I'll fucking show them. 1022 01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:04,695 That security guard, he could give us a clue, couldn't he? 1023 01:33:05,981 --> 01:33:09,576 - Did he say anything? - Nah, not much when Alan got to him. 1024 01:33:10,819 --> 01:33:12,262 No? 1025 01:33:12,362 --> 01:33:16,287 Nah, Alan found him dying. He'd been nailed to the floor. 1026 01:33:20,453 --> 01:33:21,354 When was this, then? 1027 01:33:21,454 --> 01:33:25,191 It must have been just after you saw him and before Alan saw him. 1028 01:33:25,291 --> 01:33:27,569 Otherwise you'd have noticed, wouldn't you? 1029 01:33:27,669 --> 01:33:30,071 I mean a geezer nailed to the floor, 1030 01:33:30,171 --> 01:33:32,782 a man of your education would definitely have spotted that, wouldn't he? 1031 01:33:32,882 --> 01:33:34,242 Now look... 1032 01:33:34,342 --> 01:33:36,594 Traitor! Fucking Judas! 1033 01:33:36,845 --> 01:33:38,330 I didn't do nothing. 1034 01:33:38,430 --> 01:33:42,918 Maybe you didn't nail the geezer, but it's down to you all the same, isn't it? 1035 01:33:43,018 --> 01:33:45,670 - It had nothing to do with me. - Don't lie to me, boy, 1036 01:33:45,770 --> 01:33:49,399 I can smell your lies and I can smell something else and all, 1037 01:33:49,941 --> 01:33:55,663 I can smell your greed and ambition, and something disgusting like betrayal. 1038 01:33:56,322 --> 01:33:58,016 Why, Jeff? 1039 01:33:58,116 --> 01:33:59,684 Why? 1040 01:33:59,784 --> 01:34:02,332 He threatened to kill me, I was scared. 1041 01:34:13,048 --> 01:34:17,535 - You put the finger on me, didn't you? - I didn't. It was Harris. 1042 01:34:17,635 --> 01:34:23,107 For Micks, pig-eyed Micks, redneck terrorist scum. 1043 01:34:23,558 --> 01:34:25,752 Don't blame me, blame Colin. 1044 01:34:25,852 --> 01:34:27,545 Revenge? 1045 01:34:27,645 --> 01:34:29,923 It's me who's gonna take revenge. 1046 01:34:30,023 --> 01:34:31,991 I'll crush them like beetles. 1047 01:34:32,525 --> 01:34:35,971 - Never. - You watch, I'm gonna annihilate them. 1048 01:34:36,071 --> 01:34:39,745 - You can't wipe them out. - You just watch me. 1049 01:34:40,366 --> 01:34:45,271 Kill ten, twenty, bring out the tanks and the flamethrowers, 1050 01:34:45,371 --> 01:34:48,340 They pour back. It's like an army of ants. 1051 01:34:49,167 --> 01:34:50,652 Work with them. 1052 01:34:50,752 --> 01:34:54,096 - It's my manor! - Jesus Christ. 1053 01:34:54,631 --> 01:34:58,576 The British Army has been diving about, with shit flying at 'em from all angles, 1054 01:34:58,676 --> 01:35:00,495 for the last ten years, and you're not impressed? 1055 01:35:00,595 --> 01:35:01,579 Shut up. 1056 01:35:01,679 --> 01:35:03,248 They can take over here any time they want. 1057 01:35:03,348 --> 01:35:05,875 - Just shut up. - You won't stop them. 1058 01:35:05,975 --> 01:35:09,194 To them you're nothing, nothing, the shit on their shoes. 1059 01:36:55,585 --> 01:36:57,302 Jeff... 1060 01:37:00,381 --> 01:37:02,633 He was with Harris. 1061 01:37:03,092 --> 01:37:05,310 He's done me over. 1062 01:37:06,679 --> 01:37:08,289 I'm gonna kill him. 1063 01:37:08,389 --> 01:37:09,707 Razors! 1064 01:37:09,807 --> 01:37:12,275 Gimme that fucking gun! 1065 01:37:12,852 --> 01:37:15,275 - Razors! - Harold! 1066 01:37:16,314 --> 01:37:18,487 Take it easy. 1067 01:37:19,025 --> 01:37:21,368 - Calm down.. - Give me the gun. 1068 01:37:27,242 --> 01:37:29,811 You've got Harris, right? 1069 01:37:29,911 --> 01:37:31,563 You've got him. 1070 01:37:31,663 --> 01:37:37,215 Now you use him. You use him to stop this bloody havoc, right? 1071 01:40:05,274 --> 01:40:08,594 - Councillor Harris's office please. - Yes, sir. I'll show you the way. 1072 01:40:08,694 --> 01:40:11,413 - Thank you. - He's on the second floor. 1073 01:40:13,157 --> 01:40:16,602 - A friend of yours, sir? - Yes, a very old friend, yeah. 1074 01:40:16,702 --> 01:40:20,206 Nice man, Councillor Harris. And a hard worker. 1075 01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:23,067 Been on that bloody phone all afternoon. 1076 01:40:23,167 --> 01:40:24,213 Has he? 1077 01:40:25,044 --> 01:40:27,613 He's done a lot for the Irish community round here, has he? 1078 01:40:27,713 --> 01:40:29,949 So they tell me, yes. 1079 01:40:30,049 --> 01:40:32,118 Do you know, it's three weeks since they turned over 1080 01:40:32,218 --> 01:40:34,537 the pages of the Book of Remembrance? 1081 01:40:34,637 --> 01:40:36,664 There's a work to rule. 1082 01:40:36,764 --> 01:40:37,915 I said to the union bloke, 1083 01:40:38,015 --> 01:40:40,001 I said it's a good job they didn't work to rule in 14-18 1084 01:40:40,101 --> 01:40:42,649 in the trenches in France. 1085 01:40:56,117 --> 01:40:58,415 - Is this it? - The very same. 1086 01:40:58,661 --> 01:41:00,396 Are you gonna need me to show you the way down again? 1087 01:41:00,496 --> 01:41:02,919 No, I think I can manage. Thanks a lot. 1088 01:41:11,924 --> 01:41:13,451 Harold. 1089 01:41:13,551 --> 01:41:15,553 How unexpected. 1090 01:42:21,369 --> 01:42:23,041 Harold, call it off! 1091 01:42:23,704 --> 01:42:27,775 You can't do it. You can't deal with these people. 1092 01:42:27,875 --> 01:42:29,569 For Christ's sake, they're not interested in money. 1093 01:42:29,669 --> 01:42:32,092 They're political, they're fanatics! 1094 01:42:32,296 --> 01:42:34,264 Come on, George. 1095 01:42:47,103 --> 01:42:49,025 Come in. 1096 01:42:53,859 --> 01:42:56,612 O'Flaherty, Harold Shand. 1097 01:42:58,114 --> 01:43:00,742 There's 60 grand here. 1098 01:43:01,826 --> 01:43:03,269 To make sure there's no more aggro. 1099 01:43:03,369 --> 01:43:06,022 We'll have to wait and see the boss about that. 1100 01:43:06,122 --> 01:43:07,315 Where is he? 1101 01:43:07,415 --> 01:43:10,443 He's out there. He just won the last race. 1102 01:43:10,543 --> 01:43:11,986 He'll be back in a minute. 1103 01:44:36,629 --> 01:44:38,823 This is Mr. Shand. 1104 01:44:38,923 --> 01:44:42,017 He's brought the money and he wants an answer. 1105 01:44:45,054 --> 01:44:48,899 - How much is that? - 60 grand, it's in the case. 1106 01:44:49,392 --> 01:44:51,360 You'd better count it. 1107 01:44:52,853 --> 01:44:55,196 If you don't mind, I will. 1108 01:46:11,056 --> 01:46:14,526 You wait here. I'll go and get 'em. All right? I won't be a minute. 1109 01:46:18,355 --> 01:46:20,823 Mr. Restivo, please. 1110 01:46:36,332 --> 01:46:38,175 Where's Charlie? 1111 01:46:39,585 --> 01:46:41,612 Everything's alright. 1112 01:46:41,712 --> 01:46:44,240 All the troubles are over. 1113 01:46:44,340 --> 01:46:46,217 What did he say? 1114 01:46:47,343 --> 01:46:49,078 Sorry, Harold. 1115 01:46:49,178 --> 01:46:53,182 But I'm glad you dropped in to say goodbye. That's real nice. 1116 01:46:53,516 --> 01:46:55,668 - What, are you leaving? - Yeah. 1117 01:46:55,768 --> 01:46:58,896 - You're not going back to New York? - Next flight out. 1118 01:46:59,730 --> 01:47:01,632 'Ere, come on, Charlie! 1119 01:47:01,732 --> 01:47:05,052 I know we've had a few problems, but you've only been here a couple of days. 1120 01:47:05,152 --> 01:47:07,221 Yeah, a couple of days that turned out to be 1121 01:47:07,321 --> 01:47:09,744 another St. Valentine's Massacre. 1122 01:47:10,115 --> 01:47:13,334 But that settled it, once and for all. 1123 01:47:14,411 --> 01:47:17,898 Yes, I'd like a porter to suite 513 please, 1124 01:47:17,998 --> 01:47:19,900 and we'd like a cab right away. 1125 01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:21,922 Thank you. 1126 01:47:22,503 --> 01:47:24,947 You two can't wait to get out of here, can you? 1127 01:47:25,047 --> 01:47:29,142 I always react like that to bombs blowing up, mass murders... 1128 01:47:29,343 --> 01:47:31,220 It's a hang-up of mine. 1129 01:47:32,513 --> 01:47:36,542 It's coming to something when the Mafia can't handle a little problem, innit? 1130 01:47:36,642 --> 01:47:38,169 A little problem? 1131 01:47:38,269 --> 01:47:40,817 Tony did you hear what he said? A little problem... 1132 01:47:40,938 --> 01:47:44,008 Harold, this is like a bad night in Vietnam. 1133 01:47:44,108 --> 01:47:46,802 But it's over, I've pulled the plug on 'em. 1134 01:47:46,902 --> 01:47:49,700 We do not deal with gangsters, period. 1135 01:47:50,155 --> 01:47:52,532 This country is a worse risk than Cuba was. 1136 01:47:53,117 --> 01:47:56,370 It's a banana republic. You're a mess. 1137 01:47:57,162 --> 01:47:58,914 Ciao, Harold. 1138 01:48:01,625 --> 01:48:03,547 Bon voyage, then. 1139 01:48:11,385 --> 01:48:13,228 I'll tell you something... 1140 01:48:15,681 --> 01:48:18,000 I'm glad I found out in time just what a partnership 1141 01:48:18,100 --> 01:48:20,523 with a pair of wankers like you would've been. 1142 01:48:21,061 --> 01:48:24,110 A sleeping partner's one thing, but you're in a fucking coma! 1143 01:48:24,523 --> 01:48:27,927 No wonder you got an energy crisis your side of the water! 1144 01:48:28,027 --> 01:48:32,807 But us British, we're used to a bit more vitality, imagination, 1145 01:48:32,907 --> 01:48:35,455 touch of the Dunkirk spirit, know what I mean? 1146 01:48:37,453 --> 01:48:39,730 The days when Yanks could come over here 1147 01:48:39,830 --> 01:48:41,690 and buy up Nelson's Column, 1148 01:48:41,790 --> 01:48:45,694 a Harley street surgeon and a couple of Windmill Girls are definitely over! 1149 01:48:45,794 --> 01:48:46,946 Now look... 1150 01:48:47,046 --> 01:48:50,140 Shut up, you long streak of paralysed piss. 1151 01:48:52,843 --> 01:48:56,768 What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute 1152 01:48:57,723 --> 01:49:00,876 to what England has given to the world: 1153 01:49:00,976 --> 01:49:04,547 culture, sophistication, genius. 1154 01:49:04,647 --> 01:49:08,367 A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? 1155 01:49:09,985 --> 01:49:14,365 We're in the Common Market now, and my new deal is with Europe, 1156 01:49:15,407 --> 01:49:20,646 I'm going into partnership with a German organisation. Yeah! The Krauts! 1157 01:49:20,746 --> 01:49:26,002 They've got ambition, know-how, and they don't lose their bottle. 1158 01:49:27,294 --> 01:49:29,341 Look at you... 1159 01:49:30,005 --> 01:49:31,927 The Mafia? 1160 01:49:32,216 --> 01:49:34,343 I've shit 'em. 1161 01:50:01,662 --> 01:50:03,709 Here, hold up, where's Victoria?