1 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,200 Heavens. This is really moving fast. 2 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,040 Give me a Seagram's Seven with 7-Up. 3 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,960 - What do you work on? - In the plumbing. 4 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,480 In the plumbing. In the deep pipes. 5 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,320 In the depths. 6 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,400 In the depths of Hell. 7 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,600 - What's that counter from? Marble? - Yes. 8 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,760 Have you loaded marble yet? 9 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,720 One day, I should try something marble. 10 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,760 It's a hell of a thing. 11 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,240 You just have to sign these two. 12 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,560 - Lou. - How are you? 13 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,480 - Good. And you? - Also. I'll talk to the butcher. 14 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,800 - I'm glad you arrived. - Hello, Hugh. 15 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:11,360 I invited the staff, all the members for a pool party, at home, 16 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,440 and I was hoping to invite you, and here you are. 17 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,080 - Is everyone going? - Yes, the only thing missing was you. 18 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,920 It's fine. Combined. 19 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,800 Great. So see you on Sunday. 20 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,240 Hey, Hugh. That was funny. 21 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,480 You didn't tell me you were the director of the Mellon-Ritter record label? 22 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,160 "Bartlett's Quotes" They're yours, right? 23 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,800 It's the apple of our eyes. 24 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,640 My friend Richard Lewis I would like to contribute one. 25 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,480 - Do you have any good quotes? - The expression "the infernal denies." 26 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,560 - Is that his? - Without a doubt. 27 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,600 - It's been heard for a long time. - But it's his. "Infernal denial." 28 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,960 Like when you say "a hell of a woman"... 29 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,560 "A mother-in-law from hell"... yeah. 30 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:00,640 I'll talk about it to my partner. "Infernal denial." 31 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,000 Well, see you on Sunday. 32 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,720 How are you? What happened? 33 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:12,000 - Are you going to his pool party? - I am going yes. 34 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,080 - Do you take shorts for a swim? - From Speedo. 35 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,760 Listen, I'm taking someone. 36 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,560 - You're doing well. - It's Susie. 37 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,240 I know... 38 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,040 Don't make too many comments, because it's... 39 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,440 I shouldn't say anything, because it's not... 40 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,440 You can just tell Cheryl, okay? Susie is pregnant. 41 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,400 We made peace. I'm going back to my house. 42 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,560 The only problem is that stupid dog which I'm allergic to. 43 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,240 Other than that, I'm very happy. It's okay. It's great, really. 44 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,480 But what beautiful news. 45 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:59,200 Seriously, it's great news. Believe me, everything will be fine. 46 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,880 In that case, Just welcome to the married club. 47 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,960 We are all very happy. 48 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,360 I already told my wife, "You should let me out, 49 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,760 "because it would bring us closer. 50 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,000 "You'd ask, 'How was the date? 51 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,320 "I was like, 'I can't stand her'." 52 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,440 How do you talk to a man. 53 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,680 We laughed, we had sex and we had a lot of fun. 54 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,600 - Did you have sex? - After my date. 55 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,360 What if you ended up in the girl's bed? Who did you go out with? 56 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,120 I would tell you too. "We went to her house, 57 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:35,400 "We had sex and I had to fix it an excuse to leave." 58 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,920 - That's beautiful. I liked. - The perfect world. 59 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,240 Just look at that. 60 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,920 Are you going to close the store? 61 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,480 Where are we going to buy bread? Our favorite bakery. 62 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,960 What's going on? Are you going to close the deal? 63 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,880 - The landlord doesn't want to rent anymore. - What a shame. 64 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,760 - I know. It's horrible. - It's really a shame. 65 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,160 We arrived just in time, didn't we? 66 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,400 We are still active. We are fine. 67 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,600 Great. 68 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,120 We need anything for our pool party. 69 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,600 Maybe we need a cake. 70 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,160 - A loaf of wool. - Wait. Are you kidding me? 71 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:20,840 - Nobody's going to eat that. - It's the best bread in the city. 72 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,400 It's so moist it feels like a sponge. 73 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:28,560 Why don't we take this one? It looks better. 74 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,720 Let's take this one. You trust me, yes? 75 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,760 - The wool bread? - We'll take that one. 76 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,360 But no one will eat. 77 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,480 - How much does it cost? - That's 12 dollars and 95. 78 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,640 - What? - 12 dollars and 95? 79 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,360 No wonder you have to close the door. 80 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,800 Mellon has a rich house, don't you think? 81 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,680 It's very showy. 82 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,720 - Oh, Jeffrey. - This is so good. 83 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,360 Amazing. 84 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:09,680 - It looks like a delicious sponge. - Didn't I tell you? 85 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:13,200 I don't eat wool bread since my grandmother's mah-jong game. 86 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,640 Doesn't mean it's not good. 87 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,640 - Where did you buy it? - Forget it, they're going to close. 88 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,960 - It tells me. - It's definitive. They're going to close. 89 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,880 - It is not definitive. - How not? 90 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,480 - No. - �. 91 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:31,440 They're closing the store, Jeff. What do you need to know more? 92 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,440 - It is not definitive. - Ready. It's Butterman's. 93 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,320 It's a good bakery. Are they going to close the doors? 94 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:41,200 - It's a shame. Poor things. - Maybe they'll retire. 95 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,000 I don't know. By the way, where is the bathroom? 96 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,360 You have to use the service one. They don't let you into the house. 97 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,240 - What? - They don't let you enter the mansion. 98 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,640 They want people use the pool toilet. 99 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,840 - Please. - He's special. 100 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,000 Do you think the rules do not apply to him. 101 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,360 This sponge cake is fantastic. 102 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,800 Hello. Are you having fun? 103 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,120 Yes, I just need to go to the bathroom. 104 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,040 In the little house, there is a bathroom. 105 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:13,240 - I can't go there? - I'm sorry. Only for outdoor bathrooms. 106 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:16,080 It's always forward. There's a lot of toilet paper there. 107 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:20,240 I'm not wet or anything. I'm not going to dirty the house. I wipe my feet. 108 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,120 I would love to be able to open a... 109 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,120 - Exception? - But I can't. 110 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,360 Mr. Mellon gets mad at me. 111 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,880 I know Mr. Mellon, don't worry. 112 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,280 - Do you know Hugh? - I know, and there's no problem. 113 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,000 I'm going to get in trouble. 114 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,960 I solve everything. I'm really distressed. 115 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,560 No problem, don't worry. It's two seconds. It's okay. 116 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,000 - It's just a bathroom. - Is it pee? 117 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,240 - I'll be gone in two seconds. - Just pee. 118 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,440 - Tell me you're having fun. - No. 119 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,720 I'm glad you could come. 120 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,560 How did you get into the bathroom? 121 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,400 With lots of good manners and chat. 122 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:07,240 No one can resist David's charm when I start to act. 123 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:10,400 Do you know what I would do? He ran there and ran her over. 124 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,240 Have you seen anyone from the restaurant here? 125 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,040 Just us. 126 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,480 Ted Danson isn't there? And Michael York? 127 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,400 We are the only idiots who accept these invitations. 128 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,040 No one from the restaurant? 129 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,600 - Why did we have to come? - We came, we looked good. 130 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,440 - Come on, Johnny. - What? 131 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,480 Just look at that boy. 132 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,400 - Frankly, it's huge. - He has a bigger penis than mine. 133 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,320 Isn't that Hugh's son? 134 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,480 Let's go. 135 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:50,400 Although? It looks like a circus of freaks. 136 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:54,520 - Cheryl is right. Let's go. - It looks like a circus. 137 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,200 - We have a freak. - Please, it's not funny. 138 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,680 There is room there. 139 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,520 It's fine. 140 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:19,600 - It's unbelievable. - What? 141 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,640 We look like canned sardines. 142 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,080 He deserves to make a living. 143 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,640 It's going to be a great lunch. Look at this. 144 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,880 - Take it easy. Relax. - I can't even speak, I'm speechless. 145 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:37,040 - Just look in my direction. - It's a lunch with whispers. 146 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,200 It looks like a Mafia thing. 147 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:42,360 Tomorrow, I have a dentist at 3pm. 148 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,840 I spoke to Hugh Mellon. 149 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,120 - Did you talk to him? - I told him about your quote. 150 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,760 "Infernal denial". 151 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,360 He was interested. Go talk to the partner. 152 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:02,920 - You can enter the book. - First, I pay for this lunch. 153 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,640 It's about time to be recognized for this. 154 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,720 - Without a doubt. - But in the right way. 155 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,760 So he said... 156 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,960 Is he sure? Do you know it's me? 157 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,440 In fact, he knew the quote, 158 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:23,520 but do not attribute it to you. He just thought it was... 159 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:28,040 Didn't you attribute it to me? I'm mad when they don't recognize my value. 160 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,000 Without a doubt, I don't blame you. 161 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,640 I told her about her special pool party. 162 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,880 Right. 163 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:40,560 And I invited him to the screening on HBO, tomorrow night. 164 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,280 So he will, if you don't mind. 165 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,600 Sure, I can give you some elbow grease. 166 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,960 Good idea. 167 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,320 Have you been listening to the whole conversation? 168 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,160 Did you catch the whole conversation? 169 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,560 I'm having lunch. 170 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,320 It's a hell of a lunch. 171 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,120 What did you say? 172 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,000 I'm telling you it's one hell of a lunch. 173 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,000 Where did you hear this expression? 174 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,160 - Girlfriend? - Do you understand what I mean? 175 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,200 It kills me. 176 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,200 So what happened in Alsace? 177 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,440 Alsace, s'il vous pla�t. 178 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:29,880 - As you wish. - He doesn't want to work with us. 179 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,000 I saw this. 180 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,920 What did you see? 181 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:39,200 I had a little problem with a woman and her husband came after me... 182 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,520 And Ted's cook? Josh? 183 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,680 Josh made us a great dinner, but Larry didn't like it. 184 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,360 It was a little wet. 185 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,800 - Don't we have a boss? - No. 186 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,800 - How long? - We open in two weeks. 187 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,120 And we don't have a boss? 188 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,760 We stopped looking as soon as we found Randy. 189 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,920 We're back to square one. 190 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,560 Does your chair have arms? Just look. 191 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,000 - What? - One moment. 192 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,280 - I don't have arms. - What are you doing? 193 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,320 I'll get a chair with arms. 194 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,400 What are you doing? Can you pay attention? 195 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,840 We are in this trouble because you took our boss 196 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,920 for your private party. 197 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:25,680 At least I was at the pool party. I am engaged in business. 198 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,440 - In what? - There was a pool party yesterday. 199 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,160 Jeff and I were the only ones to show up. It was embarrassing. 200 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,520 I think they owe him an apology. 201 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,760 I told you I couldn't go. Glad you had fun. 202 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,880 - I wrote the wrong date in the diary. - I had a last-minute emergency. 203 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,360 We don't have a boss. 204 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:49,000 - It was a good party. We had fun. - Thank you for coming. 205 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,760 No more parties. And the bosses? 206 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,080 We have to commit when hiring a boss. 207 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,960 There has to be a joint effort, please. 208 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,760 When I need an editor, I do life. 209 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,360 I come out and attack. We have to do the same in this case. 210 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,200 The other day, I went to a restaurant. It was a diner. 211 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,680 I asked for some apple sauce on the side. 212 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:13,400 Should I tell them which was really fantastic. 213 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:17,400 So delicious. Because they never serve apple sauce in restaurants? 214 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:21,480 Maybe it was possible - if and when provided - 215 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:25,160 we start thinking about having such a follow-up. 216 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,840 Rich help. When they look for the boss, See if you know how to make apple sauce. 217 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,800 There is a sale in the supermarket. 218 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:36,320 We should include it on the menu. It would attract customers. 219 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,320 I have to go to a meeting. 220 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,200 - Are you all going to look? - Please call. 221 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:46,320 For me, it's very underrated. It's an underrated side dish. 222 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,720 Is it true that you hired the Sarah Jessica Parker to record an album? 223 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,040 Yes, why not? 224 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,240 - I want to show solidarity... - Everything will be fine, don't worry. 225 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,720 It's just money. It's no big deal. 226 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:05,640 My money, Larry. Goodbye. Nice to see you, Hugh. 227 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,680 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 228 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,120 - Thank you very much for going. - Please. We had fun. 229 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:15,080 - It's a shame the other idiots didn't... - They missed a good party. 230 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,960 The weather even helped. 231 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,360 I thought it was a little rude of them. 232 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,720 I don't care. 233 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,040 Yesterday, I saw your son in the pool. 234 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,000 The boy has a huge penis. It is well equipped. 235 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,840 - What's this conversation? - Your son has a big penis. 236 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,800 Why are you telling me this? 237 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:40,400 - It's a compliment. Why all the fuss? - What's the compliment? 238 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:44,120 How can it be bad? You have a big penis, what next? 239 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,640 I'm not talking about your wife's tits! How naughty. 240 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:51,200 You can tell she has a nice pair as long as it's a compliment. 241 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,240 Please. 242 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,680 Hugh, not "�". Hugh, are you okay? 243 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:09,040 I'm sorry you're passing by for such a difficult time. 244 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:22,000 Do you remember Martine, the Mellons' nanny? 245 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,880 - From the pool party? - Yes, she has a little problem. 246 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,720 Little problem, please. Mr. Mellon fired me. 247 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,320 It's my bag. It doesn't have wheels. 248 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,000 That's why she came here. 249 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:43,960 Looks like one of the guests thought that the service bathroom was rubbish for him 250 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,240 and managed to enter the mansion. 251 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,640 How did he find out? 252 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,120 It was Margarita, the cook. 253 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,480 She doesn't like me. 254 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:59,600 Told him I had let him in a guest. 255 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,720 - Did you report her? - It's a snort. 256 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,480 - And he fired her? - He fired. 257 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:09,680 I haven't forgotten what I said, who would be responsible for everything. 258 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,080 Did I tell him it was me? 259 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,000 No, I didn't bullshit myself. I didn't say anything. 260 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,960 When I let him in, I remember I said, 261 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:25,760 "If there's a problem, I'll solve it." So here I am. 262 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,640 I will have to demand that you do what you said, because I don't have another job. 263 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,040 So I'm homeless. 264 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,480 I just don't smell bad. 265 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,720 Your house is big. 266 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:46,400 Martine, I bet Mr. David can help you in this situation. 267 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,240 I hope so. 268 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:53,680 Can't talk to Mr. Mellon and clarify things? 269 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,720 If I talked to him, I don't know... Maybe he would reinstate me. 270 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,080 I'm a very good babysitter. 271 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,400 - It's fine. - I brought a suitcase. 272 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,920 If there's a problem, I'll stay here. 273 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,840 There won't be a problem. 274 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,720 - Larry solves this. - I hope so. 275 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,360 It's a very good idea, and normally would, 276 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,840 but Hugh and I were angry. 277 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,000 What happened? 278 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,400 A little while ago, I was at the restaurant. 279 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,480 We started talking about the party 280 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,080 and told him that I had seen his son's penis. 281 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,440 Have you seen that thing?! 282 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,520 It's huge. 283 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,960 - Maybe I was wrong to comment. - Maybe you really did it. 284 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:49,480 As I was saying, It will be difficult to talk to him. 285 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,920 - Why did you do that, Larry? - I took a risk. 286 00:16:55,840 --> 00:17:01,720 I don't think there will be a problem to find another job. 287 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,760 In this town, people love nannies. 288 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,640 People need nannies. 289 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:10,120 I need references from Mr. Mellon to get a job. 290 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,360 It's my only reference. It was her first nanny job. 291 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400 What did you do before? 292 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:20,760 I worked at Magic Mountain for 15 years, at the Looney Tunes Lodge. 293 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:25,120 is where the characters appear to sign autographs for the kids. 294 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:30,080 Jeff and I went there once with his daughter. 295 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,600 - They were? - I even went in there. 296 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,080 And that song that was playing... 297 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,960 - It was always playing. - It was fun. 298 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,960 Can I have a word with you in the kitchen? 299 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,920 He said not to use the bathroom. 300 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,800 Why did she come here? 301 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:58,680 Hold me responsible for the dismissal and has nowhere to go. 302 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,720 I brought the suitcase. Do you think you're going to stay here? 303 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,400 - I don't know what she thinks. - I don't want a nanny from hell. 304 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:10,800 Where did you hear that... The expression "infernal denies"? 305 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,720 My father used it a lot. It was all "hellish". 306 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,480 - No, that's from Richard Lewis. - It's not Richard Lewis. 307 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,600 - My father says that... - Richard Lewis invented it. 308 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,280 The thing is, I don't want her here, did you understand? 309 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,960 You can't imagine the things you told me. 310 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,280 He only told me disconnected things. 311 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,760 He told me he likes to party on horses. 312 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,520 - He likes a good hot dog. - Do you like? 313 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,440 Take a shower with your socks on. 314 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,240 Sincerely, There must be a loose screw. 315 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,120 It can be a little eccentric, but it seems harmless. 316 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,560 Wait a minute. 317 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:03,400 Jeff needs a babysitter. Susie is pregnant and theirs is gone. 318 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,200 - Is Susie pregnant? - I didn't tell you. 319 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,960 That's why he came home. They are looking for a nanny. 320 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,000 You're not going to recommend it, are you? You don't know anything about her. 321 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:18,880 She was not fired for incompetence, but for letting me use the toilet. 322 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,520 If they don't like her, You don't have to hire her. 323 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,960 - You could meet her and... - We're doing them a favor. 324 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,120 In this case, everyone wins. Nobody loses. 325 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,760 I have to go buy some bread. 326 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,240 It's my friend's birthday. I'll offer you a loaf of wool. 327 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,040 - Do you like sponge cake? - Who doesn't like it? 328 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,080 How many sponge cakes do you have left? 329 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,640 I have a dozen. 330 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,640 - A dozen? - Yes. 331 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,800 Okay... I'll take them all. 332 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,160 All? I don't have any more boxes. 333 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,360 It's okay. Wrap them in cling film. 334 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,400 - For sure. - Great. Thanks. 335 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,440 What are you doing? 336 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,960 Take it easy. They are free. 337 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,080 - Ring the bell. - I can't either. 338 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,320 Look at me. 339 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,560 This is Martine, the nanny I told you about. 340 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,160 Hello, Martine. I'm Susie Greene. What the hell is that? 341 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,080 - Woolen bread. - Puffs? Like this? 342 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,200 It's a birthday present for Jeff. 343 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,360 Don't you think he's fat? 344 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,680 Do you need so many cakes? What nonsense. 345 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:29,720 They're from Butterman's. It's the party's sponge cake that he loved. 346 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:34,760 He loved one slice, not 25. How many are there? 347 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,000 - They last five years. - Do I have to freeze them? 348 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:43,120 - They don't even come in boxes. - They only had cling film. 349 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,040 Did they wrap them up and bring them? 350 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,040 - They're going to close the store. - He's going to explode. It's fat. 351 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,920 They will never do them again. They are the last ones. 352 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,800 I already understood. Should I care? 353 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,200 - Congratulations. - Why? 354 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:02,200 - For the baby. Congratulations. - How do you know? 355 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,280 - He told me a bird. - Did you know I was pregnant? 356 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,440 Jeff said I was pregnant? It's bad luck. 357 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,960 - In the first three months... - It's a stupid superstition. 358 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,720 Larry, did you tell him? I don't even know her. 359 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,760 Who is she? It's not your fault. 360 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,240 - I didn't tell... - Yes, he did. 361 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,600 You know what else? Ready. Listen... 362 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,120 Why don't you come in and do a little interview for him? 363 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,080 It looks charming. 364 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:34,000 It might be a good idea. I have no place to put it. 365 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,560 I don't have a suitable freezer for that. 366 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,320 Leave them in the kitchen. 367 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,480 Martine, my dear. Come in, please. 368 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,960 Projection Room 369 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,320 - How are you? - I feel nauseous. 370 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,520 I will get it right. 371 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,000 You've already done it. It's not live. 372 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,920 He already filmed it. 373 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,440 You will be sitting there. It's good, I've seen it. 374 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,080 - HBO likes it, doesn't it? - Yes, they like it a lot. 375 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,640 See? Are you here now? 376 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,640 No, they're not. 377 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,920 See him at home. 378 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:22,080 - In private? At home? - Is that the right way to say this? 379 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,960 You look like an English-speaking police officer. 380 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,640 It's incredible. By the way, I've been thinking 381 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,760 that maybe you could introduce me the publisher guy. 382 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,040 Maybe we could talk before the program. 383 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,280 - There is a small problem. - Like this? 384 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,080 - I don't know if you can register the citation. - Why? 385 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,080 He spoke to her on the penis. 386 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,240 - I addressed the subject. - Why did you do that? 387 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,880 I was just curious. 388 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:53,080 Now I don't go into the book anymore. 389 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:57,240 - You're kidding. Is she okay? - You shouldn't have invited him. Damn. 390 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,120 I'm going home now. 391 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,960 Her nanny attacked Susie. 392 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,840 What? 393 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,800 Is she okay? 394 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,960 Do you want me to see...? 395 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,040 This night is becoming... Good God. 396 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,320 - Don't worry, we'll call. - Should I go? 397 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,560 - I can't see that now. - Go? 398 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,440 If you leave me now, I will faint. 399 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,560 Do you "faint"? 400 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,440 Yes, I faint. 401 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,240 O que se passa com...? 402 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,600 - Preciso de ti aqui. - Dizes como eu. 403 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,720 - Eu digo "desmaio" - N�o, E-S-M-A-I-O. 404 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,640 You don't say faint, you say "faint". 405 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,840 - Quem � aquele? - � o mi�do. 406 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,960 � o beb� porno? Why is the porn baby here? 407 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,280 He fired his nanny and was left without one. Now, you have to take care of the kid. 408 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,760 - I don't want a kid seeing this. - Since his father is also here, he came. 409 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,760 I don't want a baby at the projection. 410 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,080 It's a good sign for the quote. 411 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,120 Est� c�, veio. 412 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,840 Creed. Foi impec�vel, but it was too much and disoriented me. 413 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,200 I took a vacation and I was exhausted. 414 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,600 - I hate this program. - It is for adults. 415 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,880 I have to watch the cartoons, so check this out. 416 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,920 - I want popcorn. - We're not at the cinema. 417 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,960 I want a soda. 418 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,720 You shut up. 419 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,800 You shut up. Squeak. 420 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,280 - Hiss, abnormal. - Squeak, stupid. 421 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,240 You're stupid. 422 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,160 These are new and improved dysfunctions. 423 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,760 - I want to go home. - As soon as it's over, let's go. 424 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,000 - Caluda. - Shut up, pencudo. 425 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:49,000 - Look who's talking. - Don't talk to my son, okay? 426 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,680 Take Uncle Miltie out of here so we can see that. 427 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,640 - You're stupid. - You are the one. 428 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,560 - You're stupider. - You're still much more. 429 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,080 - I'm nothing. You are the one. - No, it's you. 430 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,840 Don't talk to us. I'm warning you. 431 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,480 He wouldn't be here, if you didn't fire the nanny. 432 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,440 I wouldn't have, if some idiot hadn't bribed her. 433 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,400 Screw you, Hugh. 434 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,080 You go. 435 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,960 Is everything okay? I called three times last night. 436 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,240 I didn't see the messages. I've been busy. 437 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,640 - How is she? Are you okay? - He goes up and asks him. 438 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,080 - And the baby...? - She's up there. 439 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,840 She's right. You should never have told me. 440 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,000 Larry, come in. 441 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,960 My God. I'm really sorry for the nanny and for everything. 442 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,400 Larry, that nanny was crazy. 443 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,680 It was a psychiatric case. I was sick. 444 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,640 - Loves her? Good God. - He had mental disorders. 445 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,880 I didn't know, otherwise, I would never have recommended it. 446 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,080 Why would you send me a crazy person? 447 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,280 Why would you do that? In that case, I would be the crazy one. 448 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,800 - She has to be hospitalized. - What happened? 449 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,640 I left Sammy alone in the room, watching television. 450 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,400 Suddenly, he starts screaming. 451 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,800 Mommy. 452 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:35,960 I ran there and the nanny went crazy because of Loony Tunes. 453 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,320 Of course. Do you know why? He worked at the Looney Tunes Lodge for 15 years 454 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,360 and heard that song over and over again. 455 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,080 He must have freaked out when he heard it again. 456 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,920 He went crazy, seriously. 457 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,360 - She started going crazy. - What did you do? 458 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,720 He started fighting with me. He grabbed my arm. 459 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,920 He started to shake me. 460 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:04,040 and suddenly I'm struggling with a crazy. Fighting physically. 461 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,800 When I realized, We were on the balcony. 462 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,960 On the balcony? 463 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,640 - Fighting. - My God. 464 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,880 - What happened next? - He threw me off the balcony. 465 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,200 The crazy woman pushed me. Tried to kill me. 466 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,880 As well as...? 467 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,800 I'll tell you everything, Lar. 468 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,400 My fall was cushioned... 469 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,520 for twelve loaves of wool.