1 00:00:22,964 --> 00:00:26,964 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:29,964 --> 00:00:32,499 My name is Sebastian. Yes, that's me. 3 00:00:32,624 --> 00:00:38,239 My mother used to dress me up for kindergarten I'm going to Studio 54 (a famous club in New York) 4 00:00:38,364 --> 00:00:43,511 Like most American stories, mine begins a long time ago, on another continent. 5 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:49,482 Specifically, on the magical island of Sicily. 6 00:00:50,952 --> 00:00:55,089 A lot of people call Sicily the big one with the ball in front of the Italian boot 7 00:00:55,214 --> 00:00:59,927 which makes sense, because the world is trying to break us from time immemorial. 8 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:06,934 For generations, my people have been threatened by wars, volcanoes, 9 00:01:07,059 --> 00:01:10,990 and Speedo swimming trunks which collapse the testicles. 10 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:15,875 But we survived it all thanks to an unstoppable force. 11 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:22,383 To the family. These are photos of my Sicilian ancestors. 12 00:01:22,508 --> 00:01:25,152 Note the distinctive Maniskalko appearance. 13 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:32,726 With crooked spines and sullen faces like a bunch of raging old men. 14 00:01:32,851 --> 00:01:35,062 Over the past few centuries, 15 00:01:35,187 --> 00:01:40,001 these proud hunchbacks they acted with one goal. 16 00:01:40,126 --> 00:01:43,337 Do everything you can give their children a better life 17 00:01:43,462 --> 00:01:47,008 than the one they had. For my father, it meant leaving 18 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:49,709 from beloved Sicily to Chicago. 19 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:53,280 That he and my mother would provide me a chance they never got. 20 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,548 For example, snow removal. 21 00:01:55,673 --> 00:01:58,752 Or wearing a soccer player hairstyle. 22 00:01:58,877 --> 00:02:02,789 Or going to graduation where I look like a croupier. 23 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,359 When I was growing up, my father made a great effort 24 00:02:05,484 --> 00:02:09,863 to instill certain rules in me about how a person should behave. 25 00:02:09,988 --> 00:02:13,000 For example, if you are awake, you should work. 26 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:16,003 Is that all right, Mrs. Marinelli? - Push harder. 27 00:02:16,128 --> 00:02:20,072 You have to work hard, son. I don't pay you by the hour, but by the moan. Do you understand? 28 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:27,248 The guy with the ponytail, that's my dad. Did I mention he owns a salon? 29 00:02:27,373 --> 00:02:30,850 The man comes from a famous family Sicilian hairdressers. 30 00:02:30,975 --> 00:02:32,987 Don't even accidentally to call him a barber. 31 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:37,824 This man not only cuts hair, but also follows fashion. 32 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:42,896 Salvo, she is beautiful. - You can see that they are you cheekbones come to the fore. 33 00:02:43,021 --> 00:02:45,299 You just needed Michelangelo to discover it. 34 00:02:45,424 --> 00:02:48,302 Child Labor Law it was definitely violated. 35 00:02:48,427 --> 00:02:49,537 But on the bright side, 36 00:02:49,662 --> 00:02:54,708 I had the most realistic costume Chewbacca in Halloween history. 37 00:02:56,277 --> 00:03:00,580 He taught me to always save my money. - No dessert without payment. 38 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:04,418 And if you don't do the main thing, you pay yourself his birthday dinner. 39 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,557 And to be resourceful. 40 00:03:09,682 --> 00:03:13,159 You wanted me to buy you a skateboard. I made you one instead. 41 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:17,131 I'll make it for you next year one of those Nintendo ones. 42 00:03:17,256 --> 00:03:19,467 But with one exception, perfume. 43 00:03:19,592 --> 00:03:23,000 Never skimp on perfume which you like. 44 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:27,141 At bedtime, our house smelled like Uber in Las Vegas. 45 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,779 The only time I saw my father's smile is 46 00:03:32,914 --> 00:03:36,182 when we danced chicken dance for my mother. 47 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:40,521 For me, that man was God. 48 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:45,426 And everything worked great until I grew up 49 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:49,671 and fell in love with someone who was my complete opposite. 50 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:52,632 Her name was Eli. 51 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,635 I mean, look at that girl. 52 00:03:55,668 --> 00:04:01,874 Style, positivity, character. 53 00:04:01,999 --> 00:04:05,012 Yes, that was my dream woman. 54 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,249 Sebastian! 55 00:04:11,817 --> 00:04:15,489 Sorry to be late. The guy charges $15 to park. 56 00:04:15,614 --> 00:04:19,026 So I parked nine blocks away. - If you parked that far away 57 00:04:19,151 --> 00:04:21,262 how come you didn't sweat? You also sweat when you get an email. 58 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:25,732 It's Fendi, baby. It dries quickly. 59 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,035 Do you want one too? - I will. 60 00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:31,804 Everyone said I should serve fancy food at the opening of the exhibition, 61 00:04:31,929 --> 00:04:36,644 and I was in the mood that it didn't exist a person who doesn't like hot dogs. 62 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,214 And she is an artist. 63 00:04:39,339 --> 00:04:42,650 When I was growing up, I wasn't allowed to I don't even do it as a hobby. 64 00:04:42,775 --> 00:04:46,053 How are you doing? -Fucking great. 65 00:04:46,178 --> 00:04:48,089 All my paintings are sold out in about 15 minutes. 66 00:04:48,214 --> 00:04:50,690 Honey, that's amazing. - I know. 67 00:04:50,815 --> 00:04:52,993 Most were bought by this decorator, 68 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:56,463 but they have clients all over the world, so I'm not complaining. 69 00:04:56,588 --> 00:05:00,034 It shouldn't be. Especially since they look like, you know… 70 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:05,906 Vaginas? But if you hang them horizontally, 71 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:12,479 they look like sunsets. - Exactly. - Right? 72 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:18,319 Since I met her, I have experienced many new things with her. 73 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:23,823 Like for example naps. Twisted. The sun slipped through the curtains. 74 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,559 And cosmetic treatments. 75 00:05:25,684 --> 00:05:30,264 Hey dude. You look good. Wait, are you mad? -That. 76 00:05:30,389 --> 00:05:32,933 It took 42 years to reveal the avocado mask. 77 00:05:33,058 --> 00:05:36,970 And last but not least... a smile. 78 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,739 Good. 79 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:44,311 It's not natural. - It's not natural at all. But you know what I mean? 80 00:05:44,436 --> 00:05:48,748 We need to shape the facial muscles, so keep practicing. 81 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:52,990 Look at this. Now try it. You're doing great. 82 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:59,026 Yes, life with Eli was pretty much perfect. 83 00:06:01,996 --> 00:06:04,598 I don't need to participate. It's absurd. 84 00:06:04,723 --> 00:06:08,835 You promised. - Come on! Shall I propose to you in public? I'm ashamed. 85 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:13,674 I think it's cute. - When I have you proposed, it will be in an intimate way. 86 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:18,345 Just you and me, as it should be. Nobody else. 87 00:06:18,470 --> 00:06:21,881 You used to say: "If I propose to you". And now you said: "When I propose to you". 88 00:06:22,016 --> 00:06:25,885 Okay honey, I'm a little unhappy. I'm just babbling. 89 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:32,493 The only way to agree is to in a way you publicly humiliate. 90 00:06:32,618 --> 00:06:38,165 Get ready. - We could break up now, because we won't do that. -Really? 91 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:41,268 I don't want this. - But you dance so well. - Look at these people. 92 00:06:41,393 --> 00:06:44,538 Eli? I need your help. 93 00:06:44,663 --> 00:06:47,241 All right, buddy, let's go! 94 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:57,851 The truth is that I intended to to ask Eli to marry me. 95 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:02,589 I just needed it right place and time. 96 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,797 I see you, boy. I see you. 97 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:15,002 OK? Pick it up. Thank you. - Sebastian. - Take a walk. 98 00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:17,737 I'm talking to my parents and listen to this: 99 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:25,245 They invite us to the summer house for the 4th of July weekend. 100 00:07:25,370 --> 00:07:29,016 Baby, did you say "us"? - Us. - I thought this trip was just for the family. 101 00:07:29,141 --> 00:07:33,087 I know! I'm not sure is this great news, 102 00:07:33,212 --> 00:07:35,889 or they want to drag you in in the Italian version of the movie "Get out". 103 00:07:36,014 --> 00:07:42,496 I'm not sure. Yes, mom. I'll ask him right away. Wait. 104 00:07:42,621 --> 00:07:44,631 What do you think? 105 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:52,339 Yes. He is crying. That means it fits. 106 00:07:52,464 --> 00:07:58,412 That! - I love you. - I'll get you tissues. i love you I'm so excited. 107 00:07:58,537 --> 00:08:01,348 Yes, I'm a real crybaby. 108 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,752 I like to marinate in my own tears. 109 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,722 But this was very important. 110 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:14,228 Ella's summer house was not the perfect place to propose. 111 00:08:14,353 --> 00:08:17,831 It also meant it was hers the family started to accept me. 112 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:22,703 Which was amazing, because... How should I express myself? 113 00:08:22,828 --> 00:08:27,608 Those people were quite arrogant. 114 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:34,515 I mean, look at those people with your perfect posture, 115 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,450 and their perfect teeth. 116 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:40,087 Even their dog was in better schools than me. 117 00:08:40,212 --> 00:08:43,190 I was scared, which I really wasn't no sense 118 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:47,394 because they were also immigrants. 119 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:52,166 For some reason, they considered each other more respectable, 120 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:54,835 because they immigrated 400 years ago. 121 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:59,106 This is a picture of him El's great-great-grandfather 122 00:08:59,231 --> 00:09:03,143 William Love Collins, who is brought his family to America, 123 00:09:03,268 --> 00:09:06,247 on a small boat called "Mayflower". 124 00:09:06,372 --> 00:09:09,183 Yes, that's the boat. 125 00:09:09,308 --> 00:09:12,553 Until my father came to chase the american dream, 126 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:18,125 The Collins represented the American dream, all the way to Ella's father. 127 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,861 William Lion Collins XII. 128 00:09:20,986 --> 00:09:26,266 The only Italians I know roman numerals after the names are the popes, 129 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,736 and Rocky Balboa. 130 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:33,707 Her dad is the president and CEO luxury hotels "Collins", 131 00:09:33,832 --> 00:09:37,611 which was awkward, because I was leading new cool boutique hotel, 132 00:09:37,736 --> 00:09:40,447 who was a competitor his hotels in Chicago. 133 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:45,286 Conclusion? His sweetheart is had fun with the enemy. 134 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,856 But Bill wasn't more dangerous parent. 135 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:56,296 That honor belonged to Ella's mother, whose name was Tiger MacArthur. 136 00:09:56,521 --> 00:09:59,500 Anna, dear, you don't know me at all. 137 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:02,269 And this kitty has claws. 138 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:05,940 As a graduate from a prestigious university and a senator from Maryland 139 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:11,345 it took her a long time to understand that her beloved daughter is dating 140 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,281 with some hotel manager who is from the working class. 141 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,583 How could I be against immigrants 142 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:20,187 when my daughter goes out with the son of one of them? 143 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:25,125 But this call meant that they finally accepted me as their own. 144 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:30,731 The holiday weekend was an opportunity to charm those reserved people. 145 00:10:30,856 --> 00:10:36,336 And if all goes well, I could propose to their daughter. 146 00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:40,942 So there was a girl who i want to marry 147 00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:46,346 the perfect place to propose to her, and i just needed a ring, 148 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,715 which should be easy for me to get. 149 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,485 Come on. What do you mean you won't give me a ring? 150 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,554 Grandma left it for me I will take it when I get married. 151 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:59,192 Your grandmother left it with me to I was sure you wouldn't give it to some whore. 152 00:10:59,317 --> 00:11:01,995 Come out of the garden yes let's talk about this. 153 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:08,602 They came back to destroy my zucchini. - Now release the zucchini. 154 00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:11,138 Dad, can you give me a ring? 155 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,275 I don't know anything about that girl. I'm not sure about her. 156 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:20,881 She put her feet up on my coffee table. - You are them raised. - Yes, my table, my legs. 157 00:11:21,016 --> 00:11:27,889 Do you think the raccoon destroys them? - Are they not ants? - You've got to be kidding me. 158 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:33,027 Let's see. Let's go. Look, it's a possum. 159 00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:38,899 Opossums. Now they are dead, gone. Disappeared from the face of the Earth. 160 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:44,237 Instant death. - Just set a trap. - Yes, I'll set a trap. I'll bring antifreeze... 161 00:11:44,362 --> 00:11:48,609 When I was a kid, I thought it was normally everything my father does. 162 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,678 If some green beans were to disappear, 163 00:11:51,803 --> 00:11:57,250 I would wake up in the yard full of poisoned squirrels, birds... 164 00:11:57,375 --> 00:12:03,490 at the core of everything Cinderella is dressed, it was killed in our yard. 165 00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:07,628 Come on, Dad. Admit that Eli is not a whore. 166 00:12:07,753 --> 00:12:11,565 I love her, you love her. Just us give me a ring so I can propose to her. 167 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,669 Are you really serious about this? - Yes, dad. She's the one. - Is she the one? -That. 168 00:12:15,794 --> 00:12:18,505 You know what I'm going to do? I'll give you a ring. -Thanks. 169 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:22,676 But first I have to meet her family. - Why? - Why? 170 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:29,083 That's why. - What the hell does that mean? - You don't respect your roots. 171 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:32,987 What are you talking about? You don't eat fruit until you are sure that the tree is not sick. 172 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:36,057 As per tradition, I have to look her parents in the eyes. 173 00:12:36,182 --> 00:12:38,859 I have to look them in the eye to make sure there is no rot. 174 00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:42,964 It could be, although I'm not saying that there is. - What? There's no rot in this family, Dad. 175 00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:46,067 You never know. - They are classy people. 176 00:12:46,192 --> 00:12:50,138 Oh yeah. The fancier, the hotter. You never know. 177 00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:55,009 Besides, they don't live nearby. I'll put you on on Facetime, then test them over the phone. 178 00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:58,245 I don't use Facetime. This is an important moment. 179 00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:02,016 Facetime, Zoom? Are you normal? - Don't get upset. - It has to be live. 180 00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:07,287 Dad, I want to propose to her next weekends in their country house. 181 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:13,027 Wait. This is the first summer since we met said goodbye to your dear mother, 182 00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:15,930 and you will leave me alone because of the bloody 4th of July? 183 00:13:16,055 --> 00:13:20,767 Her family called me to their summer house. - Summer house? 184 00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:23,704 Most people have one house, and they use it for different seasons. Very nice. 185 00:13:23,829 --> 00:13:28,176 Come on, Dad. They have more money than us. And who doesn't? Plus, it's only one weekend. 186 00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:30,677 One weekend, he says. One weekend. 187 00:13:30,802 --> 00:13:34,048 I came to this country 50 years ago, to provide you with a better life. 188 00:13:34,173 --> 00:13:38,251 50 years ago, I missed every one a weekend in Sicily for you. 189 00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:42,090 I joined the US Army to I provide freedom. And how do you pay me back? 190 00:13:42,215 --> 00:13:44,992 You're going to celebrate the 4th of July with another family, 191 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:50,131 leaving me to turn on the sprinklers, and I eat a hot dog alone! Alone! Thank you. 192 00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:53,766 This is amazing. 193 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:03,376 Wait, what do you mean, you're not coming? - I can't leave my father alone. 194 00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:05,712 It was the 4th of July their favorite holiday. 195 00:14:05,837 --> 00:14:07,581 Because he was in the army? 196 00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:10,650 No, because it is the only holiday for which you don't have to buy a gift. 197 00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:14,254 I'm sorry, Eli. We'll do that another time. 198 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,623 Why don't we just bring him? - What? 199 00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:21,762 I mean, if he likes the 4th of July, it will come off here with us. 200 00:14:21,887 --> 00:14:24,631 There are plenty of fun family activities. 201 00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:29,036 There will be fireworks. There will also be a service with a lot of fresh fish. 202 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:33,272 He likes to remove bones from fish. - Perfect for him. 203 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,477 My father gets insight to my new life 204 00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:41,281 while I try to get closer with Ella's parents? 205 00:14:41,406 --> 00:14:43,383 What a great idea! 206 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:48,288 No. I should stay here with him. - Whoa! 207 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:53,426 Come on. Don't you want our families finally meet? 208 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,929 Of course I want to. 209 00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:01,868 Why is your voice so high? What's going on? Do you... 210 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,471 Are you afraid to bring him? 211 00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:08,308 Not. No, no. 212 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,285 Okay, fine. 213 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,814 Don't bring him. Don't come either. 214 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,850 Don't have fun. It's okay. 215 00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:18,819 ok, maybe I was a little scared 216 00:15:18,944 --> 00:15:24,292 to bring my father to the summer house, where you would watch me play tennis, 217 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:27,828 I ride in a golf cart, and I'm taking a nap. 218 00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:33,700 But I also know that the stubborn bastard won't give a ring if we don't all get together. 219 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,203 All right. You won. I'll ask him. 220 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,141 Don't get your hopes up too much. 221 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:43,177 That guy is a traditionalist. I doubt he will agree. 222 00:15:43,302 --> 00:15:45,980 Yeah, fuck it. I'm coming. - No, wait a minute. Seriously? 223 00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:47,614 Of course I will come. What else would we do? 224 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,017 They would spend the whole weekend alone in the house 225 00:15:50,142 --> 00:15:53,221 lighting sprinklers and eating hot dogs? Yes, I'm coming. 226 00:15:53,346 --> 00:15:55,822 You said the same thing when you saw me urged me not to go. 227 00:15:55,947 --> 00:15:58,926 What can I tell you? I'm a little carried away by words. You know me. 228 00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:01,494 If we're going to do this, Dad, you will have to behave yourself. 229 00:16:01,619 --> 00:16:07,667 What do you mean? - They are restrained, conservative, they are not used to... -Wait a minute. 230 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:13,241 So the son will tell the father how should he behave? Do you hear this? 231 00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:15,343 Just remember it's the goal to meet the family, 232 00:16:15,468 --> 00:16:17,444 to get a ring and propose to Eli. 233 00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:19,714 It's not up to you to check the price of their vintage coffee tables. 234 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:24,318 Come on, bro! How fancy coffee table could cost? 235 00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:28,755 I don't know, dad. - I'm kidding you. Where's your sense of humor? 236 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:33,627 All I ask is that a little you cool with this... - What is this? 237 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,464 Look at him. To be cool with it. Do you know what he's worried about? 238 00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:42,003 He is worried that because of his immigrant father look like a criminal. 239 00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:44,804 Let me tell you something. You don't remember this is because I'm your dad 240 00:16:44,929 --> 00:16:48,209 but a lot of people think i am quite charming indeed. 241 00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:51,645 Is that right, ladies? - That's right. - And those who are restrained 242 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:56,549 had a word for me... - Loud, disgusting, too perfumed. 243 00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:58,485 No, no. "Refreshing." 244 00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:02,656 "It's refreshing. It's so original." They talk like that all the time. 245 00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:05,159 I'm telling you they will Ella's parents fall in love. 246 00:17:05,284 --> 00:17:07,360 I don't know about you but they will worship me. 247 00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:12,465 Ladies, get your hair done by Thursday because the Maniskalko family is going on vacation. 248 00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:17,990 He is worried. This kid is worried. I didn't. 249 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,160 What the hell are you doing? You can't smoke there. - What? I'm outside. 250 00:17:39,285 --> 00:17:42,063 Next to the plane! - Sorry. - It's okay. 251 00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:44,899 Hell. I can't even smoke a cigar. 252 00:17:45,032 --> 00:17:49,904 I have good news. I got it for us luxury sedan at a price for a small one. 253 00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:53,540 Nice, but I wonder how much it costs you could get a compact (small car). 254 00:17:53,665 --> 00:17:57,477 I paid the price for the compact, and I got it luxurious at the expense of the house! 255 00:17:57,602 --> 00:17:59,180 Hey! - Nice! 256 00:17:59,315 --> 00:18:03,451 Baby, bags. - How long will it take us to get there? - In about three hours. 257 00:18:03,576 --> 00:18:05,619 Guys, do you need a ride? 258 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,056 Oh, God. Easy! 259 00:18:09,181 --> 00:18:10,423 Oh, no. 260 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,926 Is that an ex-boyfriend? - Even worse. Brother. 261 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,967 While I did progress with Ella's parents, 262 00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:23,070 that was still waiting for me with an older brother. 263 00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:26,107 His name was William Lion Collins XIII. 264 00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:28,943 So everyone called him "Laki" (Srećko). 265 00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:31,778 And that's exactly what he was. 266 00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:38,052 After graduating from Princeton, when you could to bribe your child into college, 267 00:18:38,177 --> 00:18:42,789 Laki was preparing to take over the hotel chain while working as a "Client Liaison Associate". 268 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:46,160 Gentlemen! Who's ready to go to hunt endangered species? 269 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:49,596 Just kidding. If you are not in the mood, I can think of something. 270 00:18:49,721 --> 00:18:52,832 That meant traveling around the world and entertaining wealthy clients 271 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:56,470 with all the hobbies of rich kids which he had time to master. 272 00:18:56,595 --> 00:19:00,074 For example skiing... -Snowboarding sucks! 273 00:19:00,107 --> 00:19:04,644 ...and sailing. All sports at the country club. 274 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:09,716 Looks like I need to change my shoes, because I'm on the dance floor. What! 275 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:16,324 But I think he was the best like a jerk. 276 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:22,729 There you are. I see you're still fucking with the valet. - Easy, no! - Just kidding, sea bass. 277 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,799 how are you - What's up, Lak? - Nothing special. 278 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,203 You must be Sebastian's brother. - No, I'm his father. how are you 279 00:19:29,328 --> 00:19:33,573 No way! Seriously? Madness. I can't I estimate the age of anyone over 40. 280 00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:38,145 But, I'll give you some free samples. 281 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:42,116 I invested in a new anti-aging cream skin aging for men 282 00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:45,718 and obviously I'm also a client. - What a guy. 283 00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:50,157 Are you ready to take off? Let's go! - It's time for a helicopter ride. 284 00:19:50,282 --> 00:19:53,994 Eli, I don't think this is a good idea. - We have a free car. 285 00:19:54,119 --> 00:20:01,469 Guys, come on! We will arrive by helicopter in 20 minutes, and the view is magical. 286 00:20:01,594 --> 00:20:06,006 Do you agree? Let's have fun! 287 00:20:06,131 --> 00:20:09,910 Easy, you can fly. - Received, Roger. 288 00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:13,990 The man's name is Roger. We hang out. He has a super hot wife. 289 00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:19,819 If you look to your left, you will see the beautiful Roanoke River. 290 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:22,355 Honey, look. 291 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:28,104 Salvo, it's nice, isn't it? - Yes, it's nice. Reminds me of Vietnam. 292 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:37,990 Are you okay? - I'm fine. 293 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:42,776 Sorry. I understand. 294 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:47,780 I often do stunts. - He's kidding. - Yes, yes. 295 00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:54,721 The air conditioner doesn't work. - It works, it works. It's okay. Just a few more minutes. 296 00:20:54,846 --> 00:20:58,758 It's a little warm, Dad. - Son... I think we have a problem. 297 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,694 What? - We have a problem. - Oh, God, baby! 298 00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:04,465 I can't breathe. -Bite the lemon. 299 00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:07,668 Helps with nausea. - I won't bite a whole lemon. - I'll cut it. Don't worry. 300 00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,870 I will cut it into pieces. Wait. I have a knife. 301 00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:13,740 He has a knife. God. He has a knife. - I'm cutting a lemon. 302 00:21:13,865 --> 00:21:18,045 Baby, suck it. - Suck it. - Just suck it. 303 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,214 Just suck it! Suck, suck! 304 00:21:20,247 --> 00:21:24,051 Sounds like my Saturday night. -Suck! -Dude, don't throw up in my bird. 305 00:21:24,176 --> 00:21:28,022 He won't throw up. Just breathe in through your nose, and exhale through your mouth. - Suck it. 306 00:21:28,147 --> 00:21:32,725 I just feel worse. -Suck! - Just suck! 307 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,095 Suck a lemon! - Take it easy, kid. 308 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,998 I think we should go back. He's scared. -Only 19 more minutes. 309 00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:43,304 Can't you stand 19... - It stinks! - Put it down. - Open the windows! I will die! 310 00:21:43,337 --> 00:21:47,740 Point the air conditioner here. - How are you so calm? -Received, we're coming back. - I'm dying! 311 00:21:47,865 --> 00:21:49,876 Put him down! 312 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,386 I knew I should have I make him join the army. 313 00:21:59,511 --> 00:22:02,822 Yes, yes. Laugh. Laugh, people. 314 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,092 I'm just happy to be on the ground. 315 00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:10,497 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to White Oak. 316 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,568 Woof! - Right? - Man. 317 00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:21,075 It's a golf course. There are tennis courts down there. 318 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,144 Baby, look over there. It is the house of my childhood. 319 00:22:24,369 --> 00:22:26,680 We went there whenever I needed to run away from my family. 320 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:29,882 Basically, all the time. - I wish I had one too. 321 00:22:30,007 --> 00:22:36,856 Oh look! God! Sergeant Fedders and his family! 322 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,891 What is this? - Oh, God! 323 00:22:39,116 --> 00:22:43,731 What are you doing? - What's up guys? - Is this safe? - No, she's crazy. 324 00:22:43,856 --> 00:22:46,066 What is this? what are you doing Be careful. 325 00:22:46,191 --> 00:22:49,303 Get back in the car! They will eat you alive! 326 00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:53,207 Oh, God! Aren't they great? - Yes, yes. - They are so beautiful! 327 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:56,410 How much does a peacock cost? - Don't answer that, El. 328 00:22:56,535 --> 00:22:58,512 I didn't know there was one peacocks in Virginia. 329 00:22:58,637 --> 00:23:03,183 My grandfather brought two a long time ago, but they don't like it didn't like being caged, 330 00:23:03,308 --> 00:23:06,086 so he decided to set them free. And now they have become 331 00:23:06,211 --> 00:23:09,822 official mascots of our club. - They bring bad luck in my area. 332 00:23:09,947 --> 00:23:13,727 They're just showing off, if you ask me. I don't like them. 333 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:17,097 They are lucky to be born that way. They could to be born as a chicken, or a pigeon. 334 00:23:17,222 --> 00:23:20,601 Just because they have fancy feathers, they suddenly get more respect. 335 00:23:21,726 --> 00:23:23,703 All right, guys. 336 00:23:23,828 --> 00:23:26,573 We have arrived. Welcome to our house. 337 00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:30,878 Look at this! Are you kidding me? 338 00:23:31,011 --> 00:23:34,682 How much does a house like this cost? -Enough if the price is right! 339 00:23:34,715 --> 00:23:37,484 He is Bob Barker (TV Presenter) from the back seat. 340 00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:41,322 My little baby! -Hello! 341 00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:46,760 Hello. - My little girl. What a beauty! - Eli-Belli! 342 00:23:46,794 --> 00:23:50,597 When I remember this, my father must have been shocked. 343 00:23:50,631 --> 00:23:54,201 These guys like to hug each other, huh? - That's what it's called love and affection, dad. 344 00:23:54,326 --> 00:23:57,338 Unlike you, when you saw me in the maternity ward and shook my hand. 345 00:23:57,371 --> 00:23:59,990 What else was I supposed to do? We just met. 346 00:24:01,308 --> 00:24:04,078 Come on. I want you to meet Sebastian's father. 347 00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:06,480 Hello, Sebastian. -Hello. - I'm glad. 348 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:09,816 It's my pleasure. Welcome. - Sebastian, I'm so glad. 349 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:14,121 You must be charming Salvo. 350 00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,856 It's so nice to finally have you personally met, Tiger. 351 00:24:16,981 --> 00:24:20,194 I was just last week watched on TV. 352 00:24:20,309 --> 00:24:22,563 On CNN or Fox? 353 00:24:22,688 --> 00:24:26,834 No, I was looking at your blonde hair, which looks like it was carved. 354 00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:29,970 I want to put my tool inside her. - Dad, what are you doing? 355 00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:33,674 Sorry, I mean, that's... - You're going to hit her. - Salvo, I heard you are a great hairdresser. 356 00:24:33,799 --> 00:24:38,244 Tell me, do you think I am too old for a hedgehog hairstyle? 357 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:44,852 "Hedgehog hairstyle"? That's a good one for you, sir! Great joke! 358 00:24:44,977 --> 00:24:47,421 I'm off to play golf. - Have fun! - See you! 359 00:24:47,846 --> 00:24:51,158 Come inside, and we'll see you spend around the house. 360 00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:54,661 Don't worry about the bags. Wendel will take care of them. 361 00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:58,466 Mom... - Pretty big dog. - It's the Duke. 362 00:24:58,591 --> 00:25:00,834 We are not too rough with him, because we are afraid that they will kill us. 363 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:04,438 It's so big! - Dad! - This is our house. Wow! - Yes. 364 00:25:04,563 --> 00:25:10,244 She is amazing. - It's so big. - This is our youngest son, Doug. 365 00:25:10,369 --> 00:25:13,247 Practice with his sound bowls. 366 00:25:13,372 --> 00:25:18,752 Really? A sound bowl? What is that? - A sound bowl is actually an instrument. 367 00:25:18,877 --> 00:25:23,857 Releases a stress-relieving vibration and leads to relaxation. 368 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:29,763 He is learning to be a healer. We are so proud of him. 369 00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:32,433 You're so loud, Dad. - Sorry. - Sorry. 370 00:25:32,558 --> 00:25:36,170 I will close... Play, boy, play. 371 00:25:36,295 --> 00:25:41,341 Play to soothe the wild beast within. - You don't have to close them. 372 00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:48,748 Woof! This house is great! Look at this! - That's nothing, you should see the house in Aspen. 373 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:50,883 It's just, you know... 374 00:25:51,318 --> 00:25:53,787 I like this coffee table. 375 00:25:53,922 --> 00:25:56,523 Oh, Sebastian! 376 00:25:56,648 --> 00:25:58,325 Good taste! 377 00:25:58,450 --> 00:26:03,063 The first coal mine in the country he was all the way down the road, 378 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:08,802 and this piece is made of wood from the original mine cart. 379 00:26:08,927 --> 00:26:11,371 It exudes history. - It smells. 380 00:26:11,496 --> 00:26:14,575 Kudos to you for using old wood like this. This guy keeps attacking me 381 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,845 because I buy junk and I leave him at home. -Garbage? 382 00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:21,615 It's crazy what people throw away these days. It sure beats paying for it, right? 383 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:27,521 So I take it. - Yes, that's exactly right. 384 00:26:27,646 --> 00:26:30,290 Actually, we paid for this anyway. 385 00:26:30,415 --> 00:26:37,097 It cost a lot, but at least it's too much wobbly to put a drink on it. 386 00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:44,000 That's the worst of all. - No, we wanted to something suitable for an art room. 387 00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:47,307 Kudos to you for nailing it artworks of their children. 388 00:26:47,432 --> 00:26:53,280 No, this is an original by Baka Mozis (painter)... 389 00:26:53,415 --> 00:26:57,618 Can you believe it? - Sorry. - I found them... - Sorry. 390 00:26:57,743 --> 00:27:01,555 I didn't mean to offend your grandmother and show disrespect. I had no idea. 391 00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:06,059 What happened to her? Was she a little... - Oh, God. 392 00:27:06,184 --> 00:27:09,129 Who's hungry? - It's me. - I, I, I! 393 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:13,266 Let's go down to the "Hut". - Salvo, you will like it. - What a great idea! 394 00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:27,347 It's me. 395 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:31,184 This club is huge, Bill. 396 00:27:31,309 --> 00:27:36,490 As you described it, I was expecting a place where they serve grilled cheese through a small window. 397 00:27:36,615 --> 00:27:39,459 I guess they fixed it over the years. 398 00:27:39,584 --> 00:27:43,297 But for us it will always be "Koliba". 399 00:27:43,422 --> 00:27:46,542 This place was built by slaves. - Douglas. 400 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,102 What, now I'm not allowed to tell the truth? 401 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:52,907 How to face our problems, if we don't talk about it, dad? 402 00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:58,378 No, it's true. It's true. Some of the history here is brutal. 403 00:27:58,503 --> 00:28:00,781 Unthinkable. 404 00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:06,420 It's not on the menu, but you can order it lobster sandwich. 405 00:28:06,545 --> 00:28:10,356 I can't even bring a girl because I'm ashamed. 406 00:28:11,325 --> 00:28:16,463 She is African. - She sends you emails from Africa, 407 00:28:16,588 --> 00:28:18,967 and you send her money. 408 00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:23,004 We have yet to determine if you have girlfriend or friend. 409 00:28:23,129 --> 00:28:25,039 Protect me from negative energy. 410 00:28:25,164 --> 00:28:29,810 Hello everyone. Welcome to White Oak. What can I offer you? - No bread, please. 411 00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:35,415 Do you have those seed crackers? -Of course. -Gloria, do you have kombucha? 412 00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:38,118 I can check. - Does anyone else want her? 413 00:28:38,243 --> 00:28:42,789 Ever since I've been drinking kombucha, I have regular chair. - Okay. 414 00:28:42,914 --> 00:28:45,325 I don't have any problems. -Remember Douglas, 415 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:47,962 we don't talk about our digestion at the table. 416 00:28:48,087 --> 00:28:52,066 Before I started drinking kombucha my poop looked like 417 00:28:52,191 --> 00:28:55,569 a small torn piece of paper, and since I drink it, 418 00:28:55,694 --> 00:29:00,407 it looks like a long, soft stump. -Okay, thanks for the information. 419 00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:02,476 What are you going to do, Sebastian? 420 00:29:02,601 --> 00:29:06,680 Just a Cobb salad. - Good choice. 421 00:29:06,805 --> 00:29:10,918 What are you, one of my sisters? Are you just going to take it? 422 00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:15,422 You don't want an appetizer? -I'll just stick to the middle of the menu. 423 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:18,592 Okay, as you wish. Salvo, what will you do? 424 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:25,332 Gloria, I'll have a bacon sandwich tomato and onion. How much does it cost? 425 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,001 We don't... 426 00:29:27,126 --> 00:29:33,007 Salvo, this may sound silly, but we don't talk about prices, 427 00:29:33,132 --> 00:29:38,046 because they are just a boring reminder about money. 428 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,990 So everything is free? 429 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:47,387 No, it's not free. I wish it was. - Nothing is free. 430 00:29:47,512 --> 00:29:51,324 So what do they do? Make up a price, or... -Dad... 431 00:29:51,449 --> 00:29:53,961 Son, I'm talking to Bill. Are you Bill? Hello, Bill. 432 00:29:54,087 --> 00:29:56,931 It's okay. Everything has a set price. 433 00:29:57,056 --> 00:30:01,903 They collect it at the end of the week, they put it on my account, and it was taken care of. 434 00:30:02,028 --> 00:30:06,339 I understand. Gloria, I would like to I will talk to someone who knows the prices. 435 00:30:06,464 --> 00:30:10,243 Salvo, please. We will be fine pleasure to honor you. 436 00:30:10,368 --> 00:30:14,614 I like that, and thank you, Tiger. But I think you've already done too much for us. 437 00:30:14,739 --> 00:30:16,383 You welcomed us into your home, 438 00:30:16,508 --> 00:30:18,953 that's enough already. We want to at least pay for the meal. 439 00:30:19,078 --> 00:30:23,590 It's not that important. - I know it's not. Don't exaggerate. It's okay. Don't worry. 440 00:30:23,715 --> 00:30:27,294 Gloria, do me a favor and find out how much this mine costs. 441 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,629 What will you do? - Only Cobb salad. 442 00:30:29,754 --> 00:30:35,367 Cob salad. - We will pay. - It will be much easier if you let them pay. 443 00:30:35,492 --> 00:30:38,305 I can't. - Dad, let them pay. 444 00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:42,342 Let us pay. - I can't. - It's so easy... 445 00:30:46,614 --> 00:30:48,850 I don't know why you're so angry. 446 00:30:48,983 --> 00:30:52,186 I am employed. I like to pay for what is mine. 447 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:55,156 I don't want to owe anyone anything. - I'm angry because I had to 448 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:58,558 to meet Ela's family. You made a scene instead. 449 00:30:58,683 --> 00:31:02,063 So what? Who cares? Those people are weird. - That's what you think. 450 00:31:02,188 --> 00:31:05,766 They are strange. Are you kidding me? They don't want to think about money. 451 00:31:05,891 --> 00:31:11,338 In my area, that's called dying. - It's... a different life. 452 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,542 But you still have to make an effort. - To make an effort. 453 00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:18,146 I'm not smart, Sebastian. I don't know how you'll fit in. 454 00:31:18,271 --> 00:31:21,381 It's not normal. Your mother and me we didn't raise you this way, so... 455 00:31:21,506 --> 00:31:24,851 Yes, you raised me to get married To an Italian woman who shouts when she's happy, 456 00:31:24,976 --> 00:31:26,486 and grows hair in strange places. 457 00:31:26,611 --> 00:31:29,589 So what? That's a real woman. Your mother was a real woman, 458 00:31:29,714 --> 00:31:34,028 that put real food on the table, not someone who refuses to eat bread. 459 00:31:34,162 --> 00:31:37,697 I have to admit the crackers were awful. - It's like eating bird seed. 460 00:31:37,822 --> 00:31:41,600 I didn't know if I should eat them with my hands or just walking around and... 461 00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:47,474 Right, and you notice how they try to downplay how fancy it is? 462 00:31:47,507 --> 00:31:52,345 Oh, yes. - Sorry. I'm watching this. I have eyes and I see. Hello. 463 00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:56,250 They walk around and say, "Oh, yeah. The house has five thousand square meters 464 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:59,853 and 13 bedrooms, but we love it, because it is pleasant". 465 00:31:59,978 --> 00:32:04,591 And then with the furniture they do the opposite. They sound more important than they really are. 466 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:08,262 It's not just an ordinary chair. A story must have a background. 467 00:32:08,387 --> 00:32:11,565 Oh yeah. "Thomas Jefferson sat here 468 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,800 when he signed the agreement on... Who the hell cares?" 469 00:32:13,925 --> 00:32:16,503 "That's the toilet where it is Abe Lincoln kenyao. 470 00:32:16,628 --> 00:32:20,540 There's a plaque there." - Is there room for his hat? 471 00:32:20,574 --> 00:32:23,910 I don't know if I'm in a house or a museum. 472 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:28,948 What's new in Chicago? How are the image sales going? 473 00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:32,686 So... - Yes? - Great. - Yes. 474 00:32:32,719 --> 00:32:36,890 All my pieces from the last exhibition were sold out at the opening. 475 00:32:37,115 --> 00:32:40,460 That's amazing! - You should be proud of that. 476 00:32:40,585 --> 00:32:46,200 Now that you have all those contacts, you could to work from anywhere. 477 00:32:46,325 --> 00:32:49,769 Mom... - Is that so, honey? - Stop it, no. 478 00:32:49,894 --> 00:32:52,338 Sebastian and I love to live in Chicago. 479 00:32:53,241 --> 00:32:58,112 But we miss you in Washington. - We really miss you. 480 00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,647 Not so much fun kissing these faces on Facetime. 481 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,416 God. I want to kiss her too. Where is my cheek? 482 00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:06,453 Sorry. 483 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:09,456 You shouldn't be talking during the sound bath. 484 00:33:09,581 --> 00:33:13,928 Of course. Sorry, Doug. - Sorry. - This is wonderful. 485 00:33:14,053 --> 00:33:19,000 Please keep showering us with sound. -That. - Go with your... yes. 486 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:22,069 Dad, listen. We are here because I want to marry Eli. 487 00:33:22,194 --> 00:33:25,805 That's why it doesn't matter how we agree with those people. I agree with her. 488 00:33:25,930 --> 00:33:29,743 That's why I'm asking you to give it tomorrow a chance for those people. 489 00:33:29,868 --> 00:33:32,712 I understand. No problem. 490 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,649 Because at the end of the day, son, it's your life. 491 00:33:36,616 --> 00:33:38,952 Shall we perfume ourselves before going to bed? -That. 492 00:33:46,394 --> 00:33:50,363 Look at this. Pink sheets. -What? 493 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:53,432 Well, we are in the children's house. 494 00:33:56,304 --> 00:34:00,473 Mom, Dad, I'd like to live close to you, you know that. 495 00:34:00,598 --> 00:34:02,275 AND? - But... 496 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:08,481 Sebastian has his dad and a great job. - Yeah, he works for the bloody Hiltons. 497 00:34:08,606 --> 00:34:11,584 Such a good job. Do you still have to? if you had herpes to work there? 498 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:16,656 The point is... - Thank you for this. -...that he loves it, 499 00:34:16,781 --> 00:34:18,960 and I can't just ask him to quit. 500 00:34:19,085 --> 00:34:24,165 Of course, but that house you live in is cramped. - We say "modest". 501 00:34:24,290 --> 00:34:26,733 You're not going on vacation. - Because we work. 502 00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:30,204 And all that cologne? A helicopter smells like a shoe store to me. 503 00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:34,442 God! I hate it when you team up against me. 504 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:40,547 It's not fair! And like it or not: Mom, Dad, and Lucky, 505 00:34:40,672 --> 00:34:45,086 Sebastian and I are very happy together, and we stay in Chicago. 506 00:34:45,211 --> 00:34:50,457 I'm sorry, Dougie. - I can't open it like this chakras. I'm going to call my girlfriend. 507 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:53,027 Oh no! - It's okay. 508 00:34:53,152 --> 00:34:57,263 Shit! Bitcoin is down. 509 00:34:59,066 --> 00:35:05,672 See us. We come here as guests, and not as cleaners. 510 00:35:05,797 --> 00:35:08,775 Yes. I just hope it's nothing stolen this weekend 511 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:11,078 because these people like to blame the immigrants. 512 00:35:12,314 --> 00:35:15,648 Look at this one. What is he doing? Carrying gym gear home? 513 00:35:15,682 --> 00:35:20,021 Good morning! - Hello. - Nice day, isn't it? - Yes. - Wonderful, yes. 514 00:35:20,254 --> 00:35:22,456 You've got to be kidding me. What the hell is her problem? 515 00:35:22,490 --> 00:35:25,326 "Wonderful day." Come on, please. - She's happy, dad. 516 00:35:25,451 --> 00:35:28,362 She probably had a father who let him sleep even after 5:45. 517 00:35:28,487 --> 00:35:30,897 I keep thinking how much I miss work. 518 00:35:31,022 --> 00:35:34,567 So far I have been able to paint 4 customers and I will do the perm. And I pay 2 electricity bills. Two. 519 00:35:34,692 --> 00:35:36,670 Good morning. -Hello. 520 00:35:37,405 --> 00:35:41,409 "Good morning." Come on. What are you talking about? She is in a bathrobe. I can't believe it. 521 00:35:41,442 --> 00:35:44,611 Don't these people have jobs? - It's a holiday weekend. 522 00:35:44,736 --> 00:35:46,846 Plus, they got their money from the stock market. 523 00:35:46,971 --> 00:35:50,092 Not a jar of mayonnaise buried in your yard. 524 00:35:50,217 --> 00:35:55,089 Just relax. Come on, Dad. It's a wonderful day! 525 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:07,101 To and fro, to and fro. You play this game? Come on. 526 00:36:07,134 --> 00:36:11,704 Equipment? Women move theirs asses for all to see? 527 00:36:11,829 --> 00:36:15,374 And when they hit the ball, it sounds like yes have an orgasm. They just hit the ball. 528 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:17,945 The only reason I am agreed to play it 529 00:36:18,070 --> 00:36:19,846 for you to hang out with Bill. 530 00:36:19,991 --> 00:36:22,782 Relax and do what we came for. - I'm relaxed. 531 00:36:22,907 --> 00:36:26,253 Look, I put on sandals. I'm relaxed. 532 00:36:26,378 --> 00:36:30,657 You look like the guy who killed John Wick's dog. - I don't know who it is. 533 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:36,530 Eli told me you are a great player. - Yes, I took a few lessons. 534 00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:38,199 Well, get ready to contribute. 535 00:36:38,324 --> 00:36:42,702 I love my family everywhere, except on the tennis court. 536 00:36:42,735 --> 00:36:46,273 Let's say goodbye! - God, it's really uncomfortable. 537 00:36:46,407 --> 00:36:48,775 We're going. Mom, are you ready? 538 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:58,719 It's time for tennis, honey! 539 00:36:59,587 --> 00:37:03,491 They were... - Yes? - How long have you been in the hotel business? 540 00:37:03,623 --> 00:37:08,028 Well, 50 years. A long time. My whole life. That. 541 00:37:08,996 --> 00:37:12,799 I guess that's it for you then quite exciting. 542 00:37:12,924 --> 00:37:16,703 I love it. Hotels are in my blood. 543 00:37:16,736 --> 00:37:19,706 Just like your hair is in your blood. Isn't it? I mean... 544 00:37:19,831 --> 00:37:22,709 Hey, sea bass. I hope you are put on oven gloves. 545 00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:24,845 Because the heat is on. 546 00:37:26,447 --> 00:37:30,717 Oh, God! - I apologize. - What the hell was that, Sebastian? 547 00:37:30,842 --> 00:37:33,652 Elie told me you played. - Sorry. 548 00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:37,857 It wasn't easy. I got kicked out of Harvard because I played the saxophone. Long story. 549 00:37:37,982 --> 00:37:41,395 My father got angry. He said: "That's it. He's on his own from now on." 550 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:46,833 He gave me a hotel. One. -Woof. -That. - Impressive. 551 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:53,139 My father gave me a mule. She died the next day. 552 00:37:56,277 --> 00:37:59,046 Put the macaroni in the pot and cook them. 553 00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:05,019 What is that, Doug? - Coloring book for adults. 554 00:38:08,289 --> 00:38:12,526 You want to take a break to take water or some tennis lessons? 555 00:38:15,262 --> 00:38:20,034 What's going on? you like tennis and you don't even try. 556 00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:22,970 It's just a game. -Good... 557 00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:25,805 All right. At least take off that stupid tracksuit. - I won't, it's cold. 558 00:38:25,838 --> 00:38:28,708 Leave her. - You must be sweating more. - No, I'm cold. 559 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:36,016 You're not cold. Wait a minute. Are you ashamed? to dance because your father is watching you? 560 00:38:36,141 --> 00:38:38,718 He's not really a big fan such sports. 561 00:38:38,843 --> 00:38:43,657 And I don't want to explain to him that I'm paying guy to teach me how to play. 562 00:38:43,782 --> 00:38:48,728 You should know that neither does my mother he doesn't like to lose. 563 00:38:50,698 --> 00:38:52,234 That. 564 00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:55,636 Listen, at least she stopped to hit me with his chest. 565 00:38:55,761 --> 00:38:58,739 The only breasts I want to feel in this family they are yours. 566 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:01,207 Not if you lose. 567 00:39:01,642 --> 00:39:04,744 Sebastian, have you ever had Eli talked about the guy she was dating 568 00:39:04,869 --> 00:39:07,548 during her semester in Scotland? 569 00:39:07,673 --> 00:39:09,782 Is that fucking Andy Murray? 570 00:39:09,907 --> 00:39:12,653 I never lost a match with him on my team. 571 00:39:12,778 --> 00:39:15,656 I wonder what his intentions are. - You know what? I will play my weaker hand. 572 00:39:15,781 --> 00:39:18,125 That's why you will have a chance. 573 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:21,595 Is that okay, mom? 574 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:26,367 Until then, my nightmare was for my father to see how I enjoy life. 575 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,746 So, similar to the kik service that I am learned from the Swede Johannes, 576 00:39:38,871 --> 00:39:42,782 this was the point of no return. 577 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:23,390 Oh, no. 578 00:40:23,390 --> 00:40:24,658 Do you see this? 579 00:40:24,783 --> 00:40:29,362 The horror! - I'm calm! Serve! 580 00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:33,733 This game can be learned quickly? 581 00:40:34,535 --> 00:40:36,635 Not at this level. 582 00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:44,744 All the best. Sebastian knows how to play. 583 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,880 You must be very proud. 584 00:41:03,764 --> 00:41:07,034 Easy! Are you okay? - No, I'm not well. 585 00:41:07,159 --> 00:41:11,105 I'm sorry, Lak. - It's okay, Sebastian. 586 00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:13,774 I'm sure it wasn't intentional. - Oh, God. 587 00:41:13,899 --> 00:41:18,579 Quick, Bill! Bring a small glass ice water for his testicles. 588 00:41:18,612 --> 00:41:21,081 Here. - What is this? - I react way before you, honey. 589 00:41:21,115 --> 00:41:23,584 Here's some iced tea, it'll help you. - Take it easy, son. Easy. 590 00:41:23,709 --> 00:41:26,520 It's nice and cold. - We'll chill mine future granddaughters. - Stop it! 591 00:41:26,645 --> 00:41:30,357 No, no. - You want me to squeeze one, baby? let me feel how you feel? - Take this. 592 00:41:30,482 --> 00:41:32,092 Don't touch me. - Okay. 593 00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:35,996 Where did you learn to play tennis like that? - I took a few classes because of Ellie. 594 00:41:36,029 --> 00:41:38,399 It's not that important. - How much did it cost? 595 00:41:38,524 --> 00:41:42,469 For all immigrant children watching: When you get that question, 596 00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:44,538 always say the lowest price. 597 00:41:44,653 --> 00:41:49,176 40 dollars. -40? You paid how much does it cost to dry long hair 598 00:41:49,301 --> 00:41:52,846 would someone teach you to dance? What can I say to that? 599 00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:57,217 Imagine how he would react if he were alone told him that the real price is 80. 600 00:41:57,342 --> 00:41:59,987 Soon you will start giving me bird crackers. 601 00:42:01,321 --> 00:42:03,823 Son, serve me with bird crackers. Come on. 602 00:42:04,024 --> 00:42:07,728 It's a hobby, Dad. Many people have hobbies. 603 00:42:07,761 --> 00:42:10,130 Stop acting like you are I join the sect. - Well, it is a sect. 604 00:42:10,255 --> 00:42:13,199 Only that instead of a car, champagne is served. 605 00:42:16,737 --> 00:42:18,839 Welcome to S.S. Collins. 606 00:42:18,964 --> 00:42:21,675 Fun fact. I won this ship, 607 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,244 playing backgammon with Sir Richard Branson. 608 00:42:24,369 --> 00:42:28,180 So for us, every trip is virgin. ("Virgin" - Virgin - Richard Branson's company) 609 00:42:28,482 --> 00:42:29,616 That one is good for you. - Thank you. 610 00:42:29,741 --> 00:42:35,322 Bill and I talked, and we wanted to let's wait until the weekend to do this, 611 00:42:35,447 --> 00:42:37,691 but we are too excited. 612 00:42:37,724 --> 00:42:42,262 All right. Sebastian, as a long-time hotelier, 613 00:42:42,296 --> 00:42:46,266 and the father of the most beautiful girl in the world, 614 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:50,604 i have to say it kills me... - It's killing us. - It's killing us. - Yes. 615 00:42:50,729 --> 00:42:55,910 It kills us what you do for ours biggest competitor. 616 00:42:56,035 --> 00:42:58,712 So... - Go on. - Will I? - Yes. 617 00:42:58,745 --> 00:43:01,982 Immediately? - Please. - Good. - Dad, what's this about? 618 00:43:02,107 --> 00:43:07,221 On behalf of the Collins Hotel chain, I would like you to join us, 619 00:43:07,346 --> 00:43:14,161 and you become the new face of the most luxurious of a five-star hotel... drums. 620 00:43:16,830 --> 00:43:20,300 Hotel Barimur. That. I'm not kidding. 621 00:43:20,425 --> 00:43:23,537 What? Are you kidding me? - I'm not kidding. I am very serious. 622 00:43:23,662 --> 00:43:27,074 It is your most important asset. The most prestigious hotel in Washington. 623 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:30,444 And you better be. We just spent 240 million dollars for reconstruction. 624 00:43:30,569 --> 00:43:33,247 Dad, I thought that job you keep it for me. 625 00:43:33,372 --> 00:43:37,050 We regularly test people for drugs. - Well, then. 626 00:43:37,175 --> 00:43:39,119 mom, dad, this is so generous. 627 00:43:39,244 --> 00:43:43,190 We wouldn't do this if we didn't think that he is perfect for this job. 628 00:43:43,315 --> 00:43:45,192 Come on, let's go get some more champagne. 629 00:43:45,317 --> 00:43:48,862 Let's take a look. - I mean, what? - I can't believe it. 630 00:43:48,896 --> 00:43:51,798 You will be the new manager. It was built in 1896. 631 00:43:51,923 --> 00:43:56,036 It has been completely renovated, from doorbell to doorknob. 632 00:43:57,571 --> 00:43:59,440 Look. 633 00:43:59,573 --> 00:44:01,742 Doug, what are you doing? 634 00:44:02,175 --> 00:44:04,878 I just let the blood flow. 635 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:09,883 Your face is a little red. - Yes, I... My head is spinning. 636 00:44:10,450 --> 00:44:12,052 Yes, me too. 637 00:44:12,177 --> 00:44:14,154 It's a conference room "Jackie Onassis". 638 00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:16,923 She was never there, but we wish it was. 639 00:44:18,026 --> 00:44:23,897 This picture in the lobby looks... - Yes, it's art. We have... yes. 640 00:44:24,022 --> 00:44:27,501 This picture in the boardroom. I recognize that sunset. 641 00:44:27,626 --> 00:44:29,870 Wait a minute. Bought Ela's pictures? 642 00:44:29,995 --> 00:44:32,205 Does she know? - We bought a few 643 00:44:32,330 --> 00:44:35,509 through this designer we know, it doesn't matter much. 644 00:44:35,634 --> 00:44:38,800 We support dreams our babies. 645 00:44:38,947 --> 00:44:41,114 Let's close this. 646 00:44:41,249 --> 00:44:44,151 A little champagne. - I'll drink it. 647 00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:46,186 Sorry, Dad. 648 00:44:47,754 --> 00:44:49,523 So what do you think? 649 00:44:49,648 --> 00:44:54,394 Bill, that is a very generous offer, but Sebastian has to think. 650 00:44:54,528 --> 00:44:57,097 Is that so? - Yes. Absolutely, Dad. 651 00:44:57,222 --> 00:45:03,637 Of course. This is a big deal for everyone, so please take your time. 652 00:45:03,762 --> 00:45:07,540 Have a chat. - Yes, and then tell us when should we send the moving trucks. 653 00:45:08,308 --> 00:45:10,043 Dad. 654 00:45:10,277 --> 00:45:13,180 This is very good! Very good! 655 00:45:13,305 --> 00:45:17,818 As a possible member of ours family businesses, 656 00:45:17,943 --> 00:45:20,054 how about we celebrate a little using a lift jet? 657 00:45:20,179 --> 00:45:23,957 Sounds great, man. Count on me. What is a lift jet? 658 00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:30,999 This is amazing, Lucky! - That's right! Look at him. 659 00:45:31,124 --> 00:45:35,535 Honey, you're doing great! - I feel like I'm flying! 660 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:39,974 Move your body! - I'm laughing. This is a real smile. 661 00:45:41,174 --> 00:45:46,080 Salvo, would you like to put on your swimming trunks? We have a hot tub. 662 00:45:46,205 --> 00:45:49,383 There is no need. I try to watch it. To make sure he's okay. 663 00:45:52,185 --> 00:45:57,125 I just wanted to thank you what are you looking out for Ellie in Chicago. 664 00:45:57,250 --> 00:46:01,428 We are happy that she met your son. - Well, he's a good kid. Thank you. 665 00:46:01,461 --> 00:46:04,990 I am the king of the world! - He always makes a fool of himself. 666 00:46:07,434 --> 00:46:12,539 I know you're close, so if they come to Washington, 667 00:46:12,664 --> 00:46:17,177 I promise we'll take care of him. -Honestly, I wouldn't get my hopes up too much. 668 00:46:17,302 --> 00:46:20,081 I can't imagine that Sebastian ever leave Chicago or me. 669 00:46:20,114 --> 00:46:22,548 Because I'm the only family he has. 670 00:46:22,883 --> 00:46:25,485 I said the same thing about Eli. 671 00:46:28,722 --> 00:46:31,358 Hey, Dad! Look! I can dive! 672 00:46:34,327 --> 00:46:37,131 Look. He is very strong. It's pretty good. 673 00:46:37,165 --> 00:46:40,566 Dad! - Yes, he picked it up from me. 674 00:46:43,938 --> 00:46:45,838 Look at this! 675 00:46:47,008 --> 00:46:49,008 Oh, my God! -Shit! 676 00:46:49,609 --> 00:46:52,345 Sebastian, your bathroom. - It's Versace. Do you like it? 677 00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:56,918 No, moron! Your pants are down! - Look down! - Oh, God! 678 00:46:57,043 --> 00:46:59,153 Hey, Bubba Gump! Cute crayfish! 679 00:46:59,278 --> 00:47:01,254 I can't catch him. 680 00:47:02,856 --> 00:47:04,890 Are you okay, man? 681 00:47:05,492 --> 00:47:08,328 Who's the devil? Lift up your pants! 682 00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:12,866 I can't reach them. What the hell should I do? 683 00:47:12,991 --> 00:47:17,671 Son, your sail is at half mast. - By God, it's not half-baked. 684 00:47:17,796 --> 00:47:19,605 Oh no! 685 00:47:22,110 --> 00:47:25,046 Sebastian! No, no. No! 686 00:47:25,171 --> 00:47:27,982 Stay down! No, no. Stay down. - No! 687 00:47:28,107 --> 00:47:33,253 All right. God! - That's not appropriate. - I'm sick. 688 00:47:33,286 --> 00:47:36,089 Honey, my mom can't she says she didn't see it. 689 00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:39,659 Hey, sea bass! Say hello to TikTok. 690 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,504 Dad, what are you doing? - I'm packing. I'm going back to Chicago tomorrow morning. 691 00:47:50,629 --> 00:47:53,941 Are you normal? We're not going. You haven't even given me the ring yet. 692 00:47:53,975 --> 00:47:57,878 Trust me. From what I am video today, no recovery. 693 00:47:58,003 --> 00:48:02,116 Stop pretending. It was from afar. Nobody saw much. 694 00:48:02,241 --> 00:48:06,989 Yes, that's for sure. I didn't see you naked since the maternity ward. Is it possible 695 00:48:07,114 --> 00:48:09,422 that your pee hasn't increased since then? 696 00:48:09,547 --> 00:48:12,659 Leave that suitcase. - No, I'll take you home, 697 00:48:12,784 --> 00:48:15,562 I'll set you up with some Italian girls, and help you start over. 698 00:48:15,595 --> 00:48:17,631 I even have a nice new hairstyle for you. 699 00:48:17,756 --> 00:48:19,599 Dad, I'm in love with Eli. That hasn't changed 700 00:48:19,724 --> 00:48:21,936 because of what I accidentally showed my balls to the whole world. 701 00:48:21,969 --> 00:48:23,971 Did you plan that for tomorrow? 702 00:48:24,096 --> 00:48:28,042 Son, stop pretending you fit in with them, because you don't fit in. 703 00:48:28,167 --> 00:48:32,479 I'm not pretending. - Are you kidding me? Every time when you are with them, you make a fool of yourself. 704 00:48:32,604 --> 00:48:36,217 Because you raised me to be afraid to try anything new. 705 00:48:36,342 --> 00:48:40,754 God. Dad, I was scared to bring you here. 706 00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:44,292 Because I knew you would just sit and judging me in your black shirt, 707 00:48:44,324 --> 00:48:46,726 with a zipper pouch, and with a wrinkled face. 708 00:48:46,851 --> 00:48:50,597 Hey, I don't have a tanned face. - We look grotesque. 709 00:48:50,722 --> 00:48:54,035 You look like you will kill the whole neighborhood. 710 00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:55,702 You know what your problem is? 711 00:48:55,827 --> 00:48:58,405 You are so negative, you don't allow it yourself to enjoy anything, 712 00:48:58,530 --> 00:49:00,641 so you don't think I should either. 713 00:49:01,075 --> 00:49:07,647 Dad, Eli is my future. I will remain open to all possibilities. 714 00:49:07,772 --> 00:49:12,253 Hey. What do you mean, everything? Even for a job offer? - Maybe. 715 00:49:12,378 --> 00:49:14,520 She's pretty good. 716 00:49:15,856 --> 00:49:19,192 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 717 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,261 Unbelievable. 718 00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:27,868 I lost your mother first. 719 00:49:27,993 --> 00:49:31,872 Now you want to leave too. - I'm not leaving you, dad. 720 00:49:31,997 --> 00:49:34,674 Eli is the best thing that ever happened to me. 721 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,676 And when I get married, not if 722 00:49:36,801 --> 00:49:40,547 her family will occupy an important place in my life. 723 00:49:40,672 --> 00:49:43,000 I want you to be a part of my life. 724 00:49:43,251 --> 00:49:45,685 But if that's going to happen, you have to make a little effort. 725 00:49:45,810 --> 00:49:51,458 I want to see that Salvo in the salon which everyone loves. 726 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:55,061 And if it doesn't, I have no choice but to leave you. 727 00:49:59,399 --> 00:50:02,402 How can you say that? 728 00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:05,973 How can you tell your father that? 729 00:50:07,574 --> 00:50:10,044 You don't respect your family. 730 00:50:10,169 --> 00:50:12,980 I respect her enough to know that we can go to bed angry, 731 00:50:14,348 --> 00:50:16,984 but not smelly. Come on. 732 00:50:18,718 --> 00:50:21,287 Let's do ours night squirting. 733 00:50:27,794 --> 00:50:30,932 I miss you, and I wish you were here for so many reasons. 734 00:50:31,057 --> 00:50:32,732 So many reasons, just... 735 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,602 First of all, just tell me. Am I an asshole? 736 00:50:35,727 --> 00:50:38,672 Are we really working? right thing for our son? 737 00:50:38,906 --> 00:50:41,909 Just give me a sign anything. 738 00:50:42,243 --> 00:50:45,679 Please. Just tell me what you think. 739 00:50:46,047 --> 00:50:49,949 I... Just give me a sign, baby. 740 00:51:08,336 --> 00:51:10,000 I love you. 741 00:51:10,261 --> 00:51:11,904 Hello, Doug. 742 00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:17,311 Hello. - What are you doing? - I was just serenading the peacocks. 743 00:51:21,614 --> 00:51:26,287 Would you like to work? healing session with me? 744 00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:29,589 A healing session? - It will be very useful for you. 745 00:51:31,359 --> 00:51:34,862 That's a nice offer, but I'm not sure do i even know what you are talking about. 746 00:51:34,996 --> 00:51:38,598 Just close your eyes 747 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:44,270 and then focus on breathing. In the nose. 748 00:51:44,472 --> 00:51:46,272 From the nose. 749 00:51:46,474 --> 00:51:48,775 And if you can, 750 00:51:48,909 --> 00:51:52,512 try to connect with little Salva, 751 00:51:52,746 --> 00:51:55,482 who was afraid when he was young. 752 00:51:56,384 --> 00:52:00,000 I don't even know where it is anymore. That was so long ago. 753 00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:03,256 You know, in another life. 754 00:52:04,591 --> 00:52:07,395 Let me help you to find him. 755 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,830 Just hold your breath. 756 00:52:16,603 --> 00:52:19,373 Get well, little Salvo. - Okay, I feel better. 757 00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:23,277 Really? - Yeah. Yes. Thank you. - Okay. 758 00:52:23,310 --> 00:52:27,714 I'm going to sleep. - Good. - Thank you. -Good night. - Good night, Doug. 759 00:52:27,747 --> 00:52:31,551 I'm glad I helped. -Thanks. You really helped me. 760 00:52:33,254 --> 00:52:35,855 Yesterday was a regrettable day. 761 00:52:36,524 --> 00:52:41,095 I shouted at my father and showed my balls to my future mother-in-law. 762 00:52:41,228 --> 00:52:44,231 But who knows? Maybe they forgot everything? 763 00:52:44,265 --> 00:52:46,566 Here is also a great swimmer. 764 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:50,337 Did you see the full moon last night? I'm talking about your ass. 765 00:52:50,462 --> 00:52:53,740 Ignore him. -His bums are full moon. - Yes, I understand. 766 00:52:53,865 --> 00:52:59,914 How are you, little one? - I'm fine. - Have you seen my dad? -That. 767 00:53:00,039 --> 00:53:04,418 She is outside and walking with Eli, Dag and Tiger. - Walking? - Yes, he is... 768 00:53:04,543 --> 00:53:06,886 Here. We about the wolf... - So I told him... 769 00:53:07,011 --> 00:53:10,191 Why should I buy you a skateboard, when can i make it for you? 770 00:53:10,316 --> 00:53:13,000 Most Holy Mother of God. 771 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,763 Sleepy, I was just telling them how I was gave you a skate for Christmas. Do you remember? 772 00:53:16,888 --> 00:53:19,732 I remember, yes. And when did you get up? 773 00:53:19,857 --> 00:53:24,472 I got up early. I didn't want to wake you up, so I snuck out, did laundry, watched TV, 774 00:53:24,597 --> 00:53:27,575 repaired one of their flags, rearranged the spice rack. 775 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,211 when dawn broke, I started making breakfast. 776 00:53:30,244 --> 00:53:32,314 Then I went for a walk to meet the family. 777 00:53:32,439 --> 00:53:36,117 Good people, these Collinses. Good people. Even a commie. 778 00:53:36,242 --> 00:53:38,718 I am a socialist. - Whatever, Che Guevara. 779 00:53:38,843 --> 00:53:41,021 Oh, that's funny. 780 00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:44,458 Come here. 781 00:53:44,891 --> 00:53:46,759 What the hell is going on? - What do you mean? 782 00:53:46,884 --> 00:53:49,863 I'm doing what you asked me to do. I'm trying, as you asked. 783 00:53:49,988 --> 00:53:52,399 All right. I appreciate that. But Jesus, shorts. 784 00:53:52,433 --> 00:53:56,003 Yes. So what? -I've never seen it before your legs. - Yes, you didn't. 785 00:53:56,128 --> 00:53:58,872 That's right. They're not that bad. - They look like pretzel sticks in socks. 786 00:53:58,997 --> 00:54:01,509 Don't blame me. That's it what these people gave me. 787 00:54:01,634 --> 00:54:04,578 What can I tell you? I want to have fun too. 788 00:54:04,703 --> 00:54:06,514 I feel great, and I can't wait 789 00:54:06,639 --> 00:54:09,749 to see what the universe suggests after I opened my eyes. 790 00:54:09,874 --> 00:54:11,851 We did it together a healing session. 791 00:54:11,976 --> 00:54:16,557 Yes. Little Salvo is no longer afraid. - Little Salvo? - Yes. 792 00:54:16,682 --> 00:54:19,759 I hope everyone is ready for Family Fun Day. 793 00:54:19,884 --> 00:54:22,363 I am. - What is Family Fun Day? 794 00:54:22,488 --> 00:54:26,667 What? - Are you stupid? Everything you need yes you know it's in the name. - Yes! - Yes! 795 00:54:26,792 --> 00:54:28,736 Good. - Cheers! - Cheers! 796 00:54:28,861 --> 00:54:34,341 It's a great 4th of July tradition. Relays, croquet, face painting, 797 00:54:34,466 --> 00:54:37,644 and a hot dog eating contest. - It's a lot of fun. 798 00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:47,021 I know I asked the man to make an effort, but this was crazy. 799 00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:49,589 I felt like I was created a monster. 800 00:54:49,722 --> 00:54:51,791 Instead of looks scary 801 00:54:51,916 --> 00:54:57,565 he laughed, he played games, and he dressed in an American flag. 802 00:54:57,598 --> 00:54:58,731 That! 803 00:54:58,856 --> 00:55:00,835 Maniskalkovi. 804 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,237 What are you up to? - Nothing. I'm happy. 805 00:55:03,362 --> 00:55:04,505 I am with my family. 806 00:55:04,538 --> 00:55:07,707 Say: "Fireworks." - Fireworks. - Little bird... fireworks. 807 00:55:11,612 --> 00:55:13,614 It's like bocce ball with sticks. 808 00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:17,918 All right. Do you want to take a look? 809 00:55:18,718 --> 00:55:20,321 Nice. - Yes? 810 00:55:20,454 --> 00:55:25,960 And the winner of this year's 4th of July hot dog eating contest is 811 00:55:26,093 --> 00:55:28,262 Salvo Maniskulo! 812 00:55:35,868 --> 00:55:37,338 My father had a great time, 813 00:55:37,463 --> 00:55:40,507 and suddenly I was the one who was uncomfortable. 814 00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:44,877 I wanted him to make an effort, and not to change completely. 815 00:55:48,582 --> 00:55:53,153 Here it is. MVP. what are you doing Looking at your trophy? 816 00:55:53,278 --> 00:55:55,489 I just realized how these people they stay so rich. 817 00:55:55,614 --> 00:55:59,291 They do everything cheaply. You hear this? Plastic. 818 00:56:01,228 --> 00:56:03,063 Just enjoy it, please. 819 00:56:03,188 --> 00:56:05,032 You busted some asses out there today, 820 00:56:05,157 --> 00:56:08,801 and I think you start with these people to like you. - Come on. They're just being nice. 821 00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:13,007 I'm serious. Bill now has his own favorite perfume. 822 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,476 Is it? Which brand? - He won't reveal it. 823 00:56:15,509 --> 00:56:18,846 He won't reveal? -That. - Salvo. - I want to smell it. 824 00:56:18,979 --> 00:56:20,681 Oh, God. I've been looking for you everywhere. 825 00:56:20,806 --> 00:56:24,685 My mom was invited to in two hours come to MSNBC (TV channel). 826 00:56:24,810 --> 00:56:29,156 That's great. -That. - It would be, but Tyler is in Sedona, 827 00:56:29,281 --> 00:56:31,791 and I don't have anyone to do my hair. 828 00:56:31,824 --> 00:56:34,561 So we thought you might could you help her 829 00:56:34,595 --> 00:56:37,364 That's like asking Van Gogh to draw a smiley face. 830 00:56:37,398 --> 00:56:39,667 It! - Great! 831 00:56:43,137 --> 00:56:47,675 I'd be lying if I told you I didn't been looking at your great mane all weekend. 832 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,444 It's nice that I can finally to fix your hair. 833 00:56:51,277 --> 00:56:53,345 I am very grateful to you. 834 00:56:55,815 --> 00:56:58,019 Are those cigars? 835 00:56:58,818 --> 00:57:00,054 That. 836 00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:06,493 Can I have one? -Man, this just keeps getting better and better. 837 00:57:06,618 --> 00:57:10,263 Of course you can get it. Help yourself. 838 00:57:14,068 --> 00:57:17,271 Only the best. Can I, too? can i get one? - Join me. 839 00:57:17,738 --> 00:57:19,772 Good. 840 00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,110 They are good. 841 00:57:35,122 --> 00:57:39,393 I've never met a woman before who smokes cigars. -Really? 842 00:57:39,518 --> 00:57:44,398 I got hooked on the navy. -Wait a minute. Are you a military person? - Yeah. 843 00:57:44,523 --> 00:57:46,967 I thought you went to one prestigious faculty. 844 00:57:47,092 --> 00:57:49,502 I signed up after graduation. 845 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:52,873 I felt a duty to my country. 846 00:57:53,006 --> 00:57:55,876 But mostly I did it to annoy my parents. 847 00:57:56,710 --> 00:57:58,111 You? 848 00:57:58,412 --> 00:58:02,683 Army. - Fight? - The cook. 849 00:58:02,983 --> 00:58:07,121 Well, happy 4th of July to you. - Also. Cheers. 850 00:58:07,246 --> 00:58:11,091 Nice to have another one here a real veteran to celebrate. 851 00:58:31,111 --> 00:58:37,751 How's it going? - I can't hear anything. Or agree, or stab each other silently. 852 00:58:37,785 --> 00:58:41,422 Listen, I have great news. - Say it. - A decorator 853 00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:43,924 who bought all my works, he has already set up an exhibition. 854 00:58:44,049 --> 00:58:47,828 They can't say where, for privacy reasons. but that means they'll be looking for more. 855 00:58:47,953 --> 00:58:51,999 That's great! - Right? -That. - Wait. Why did you raise your voice? 856 00:58:52,124 --> 00:58:57,339 Why are you looking at me like that? What's going on? - Listen, honey, I... 857 00:58:58,572 --> 00:59:00,340 Here. 858 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:04,445 What is this? What... 859 00:59:05,412 --> 00:59:08,315 This is not that at all what I asked of you. 860 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,785 Well, yes. Look, I really don't I meet the requirements. 861 00:59:11,910 --> 00:59:16,123 I work by looking at your face, I feel the aura, and who are you? 862 00:59:16,248 --> 00:59:19,928 and then I let that dictate the style which your personality requires. 863 00:59:20,053 --> 00:59:25,265 I go to television, and I'm alone I wanted to look like myself. 864 00:59:26,567 --> 00:59:31,638 Bill, do I look terrible? - No, no, no. -No? 865 00:59:31,763 --> 00:59:36,043 It's not terrible. - Eli? - It just looks like... 866 00:59:36,168 --> 00:59:38,145 I don't know what it is. - Dad, why didn't you reject it 867 00:59:38,270 --> 00:59:40,147 that aura shit and gave her what she wanted? 868 00:59:40,272 --> 00:59:43,884 It's like asking Caravaggio to come back and retouches the beheading of Holofernes. 869 00:59:44,009 --> 00:59:46,453 What... - Who? - I don't do that. - Can we, as a family, force Doug? 870 00:59:46,578 --> 00:59:50,390 to stop wearing that organic... Fuck you, mom! 871 00:59:51,258 --> 00:59:55,295 Why do you have the exact same hairstyle as Salvo? - That's it. - Oh, God. 872 00:59:55,420 --> 00:59:59,099 I don't think so. - You look like them twisted twins who dress alike. 873 00:59:59,224 --> 01:00:04,471 Salvo, how could you do this to me? - Wait. At first I didn't realize I was doing anything. 874 01:00:04,596 --> 01:00:10,244 To me you look powerful, beautiful. I even dare to say, sexy. 875 01:00:10,369 --> 01:00:16,350 I'm supposed to be on TV in 10 minutes, and I look like an exasperated old Italian! 876 01:00:17,050 --> 01:00:19,487 All of you please come out. 877 01:00:21,088 --> 01:00:23,157 Mom, maybe you... - Get lost! 878 01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:25,192 With all due respect Chris, 879 01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:28,629 the existing policy is working for two decades. 880 01:00:28,754 --> 01:00:30,664 Why change anything? 881 01:00:30,697 --> 01:00:32,099 It breaks. 882 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:35,235 It's mostly about you. - Stop pretending. 883 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:39,873 No important decisions are made based on instinct. 884 01:00:39,998 --> 01:00:45,245 You must listen to the people you serve, or someone will end up dead. 885 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:52,185 All right. Maybe you have a point. - Senator, sorry to cut you short. -"Shortened"? 886 01:00:52,310 --> 01:00:57,457 Did you say, "shortened"? Is that some sick joke, Chris? 887 01:00:58,525 --> 01:01:03,564 As you can see, very strong emotions appear in this story. 888 01:01:03,689 --> 01:01:05,832 We will continue to monitor it for you. 889 01:01:05,866 --> 01:01:08,268 When all this is over, you better apologize to her. 890 01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:11,171 Should I apologize? For what? - For what? She wanted to cut her hair a little shorter. 891 01:01:11,296 --> 01:01:14,274 You made him look like David Bowie. - Are you kidding me? I did her hair 892 01:01:14,399 --> 01:01:18,345 which is appropriate for her age. She should thank me. 893 01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:21,600 Don't expect that, Salvo. - Is she really angry? 894 01:01:21,748 --> 01:01:26,620 When I was leaving, she was Googling homemade poisons. I don't know if for Salvo or for myself. 895 01:01:26,990 --> 01:01:30,457 I don't understand. Most women would be honored to do their hair 896 01:01:30,582 --> 01:01:33,894 three-time winner of East Chicago. 897 01:01:34,019 --> 01:01:38,097 That was in the 80s. - So what? It was a golden age for hairstyles. 898 01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:43,000 Hello, mom. 899 01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:47,441 Go and talk to her. Say something. - What can I say? - Just say something. 900 01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:53,814 Hey, Tig. Tig? Tiger. I just want to 901 01:01:53,939 --> 01:01:56,583 let me tell you that you are great appeared on television. 902 01:01:56,708 --> 01:01:58,953 Really. Very, very dignified. 903 01:01:59,078 --> 01:02:05,158 "On TV?" Get up and go there. Valid? - Valid. 904 01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:06,990 Tig, 905 01:02:07,594 --> 01:02:09,529 i just want to 906 01:02:10,163 --> 01:02:15,003 to tell you that I'm sorry for being you did a very good haircut 907 01:02:15,128 --> 01:02:17,070 without your permission. 908 01:02:17,437 --> 01:02:19,373 I heard the word "sorry". 909 01:02:19,498 --> 01:02:23,677 But then came the compliment to himself. 910 01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:28,016 To be honest, never to anyone I've never done a haircut like that before. 911 01:02:28,349 --> 01:02:30,985 So I really think that your aura commands respect 912 01:02:31,110 --> 01:02:35,957 which I usually reserve just for myself. So I'm sorry 913 01:02:36,082 --> 01:02:38,558 which I didn't do what you asked for. 914 01:02:38,892 --> 01:02:40,760 Thank you. 915 01:02:49,469 --> 01:02:52,940 You know what? Allow me 916 01:02:53,065 --> 01:02:58,046 let me offer you something. I would like to I prepare a real Italian dinner for everyone. 917 01:02:58,171 --> 01:03:02,349 It sounds nice. - What do you say? And also as thanks and respect, 918 01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:05,019 for allowing us to stay in this beautiful home. 919 01:03:05,144 --> 01:03:08,355 That won't be necessary. We don't keep much food here, 920 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,259 and the shops are closed because of the holidays. - Don't worry. 921 01:03:12,384 --> 01:03:17,131 Maniskalko always finds a way to feed his family. Is that so? - Yes, that's right. 922 01:03:17,256 --> 01:03:20,500 I think that's a great idea. If you already look Italian, 923 01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:24,237 why not eat like an Italian? No, I meant Italian... 924 01:03:24,362 --> 01:03:28,442 Shut up, Bill. - I'll sleep on the couch tonight. 925 01:03:35,348 --> 01:03:39,286 Everyone likes to talk about how they are social networks bad. 926 01:03:44,257 --> 01:03:48,129 But in this case, it worked out well for my dad. 927 01:03:48,162 --> 01:03:50,597 Video of Senator Tiger MacArthur going viral today, 928 01:03:50,722 --> 01:03:53,333 and for the first time, for the right reasons. 929 01:03:53,366 --> 01:03:57,304 This new hairstyle looks like it is JJ Jane 2 months out of boot camp. 930 01:03:57,429 --> 01:04:00,908 She shows gender fluidity. It shows that she is fresh, dangerous, wonderful. 931 01:04:00,942 --> 01:04:02,942 Whoever did that hair, 932 01:04:03,376 --> 01:04:06,080 America thanks him. 933 01:04:06,114 --> 01:04:08,882 Now that Tiger's rating is jumped hard 934 01:04:09,007 --> 01:04:11,818 she happily let my dad to stay in her home. 935 01:04:11,852 --> 01:04:15,355 It's so good. - So, this is very tasty. 936 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:19,860 I can't believe you made this from what we had in the kitchen. 937 01:04:19,985 --> 01:04:22,262 I guess he fell in to the kitchen in "Koliba". 938 01:04:22,295 --> 01:04:26,500 Maybe you should call Gloria to check the inventory. 939 01:04:28,401 --> 01:04:35,450 What was this called, Salvo? -Carciofi e pavone. -Carciofi e pavone. (peacock with artichokes) 940 01:04:35,575 --> 01:04:38,678 It's very tasty. I'm going to get more. Don't tell my coach. 941 01:04:38,712 --> 01:04:41,415 It's really good. I'd just like to if you didn't use my dishes. 942 01:04:41,548 --> 01:04:46,286 I used your pots, Doug. because I wanted to add 943 01:04:46,411 --> 01:04:52,160 they have a special spiritual echo. -Good. - That's why I used them. 944 01:04:52,285 --> 01:04:55,428 That. - Thank you for your contribution. -All right. 945 01:04:55,553 --> 01:04:57,497 Salvo, it's delicious. 946 01:04:57,622 --> 01:05:00,767 With all you do for my son, this is the only way I can repay you. 947 01:05:00,892 --> 01:05:03,870 I just want to say something 948 01:05:04,471 --> 01:05:06,473 what my father used to say. 949 01:05:09,743 --> 01:05:14,748 The translation is: "The family is not alone one important thing, it is everything". 950 01:05:14,873 --> 01:05:17,084 I'd like to toast that. - Wonderful. 951 01:05:17,118 --> 01:05:21,088 Cheers! - Cheers! - For everyone. - Cheers! 952 01:05:21,122 --> 01:05:22,556 Cheers. - Nicely said. 953 01:05:22,694 --> 01:05:27,161 Watch out, watch out. - Oh, crash! - Time for some more wine. 954 01:05:27,286 --> 01:05:32,265 Oh, yes. - When you are in Rome (as the customs dictate). Because you are Italians. 955 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,736 Got a problem with the Italians, Bill? - Yes, Bill. 956 01:05:41,575 --> 01:05:46,379 But we screwed you over. Come on, Bill! - I thought he was serious. 957 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,126 Now what is this? 958 01:05:59,251 --> 01:06:03,264 You know, the sexiest way to thank you. 959 01:06:03,389 --> 01:06:05,799 Here? Are you kidding me? They are in the next room. 960 01:06:06,132 --> 01:06:10,136 You know I like to scream. - I know. Just come here. 961 01:06:12,206 --> 01:06:14,708 Oh, yes. 962 01:06:23,884 --> 01:06:25,518 What's up, honey? - We have to go inside. 963 01:06:25,643 --> 01:06:28,923 They will eat me alive. - What are you talking about? - I saw a raccoon. Did I pronounce it right? 964 01:06:29,048 --> 01:06:31,725 They are everywhere. - Raccoons? -That. - What raccoons? 965 01:06:31,850 --> 01:06:33,928 There are some wild animals. - Honey, there's no raccoon. 966 01:06:35,363 --> 01:06:37,764 Looking at my future mother-in-law how she eats 967 01:06:37,889 --> 01:06:43,371 your pet is something closest to acid trip I've ever experienced. 968 01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:45,439 Here's the plane. 969 01:06:46,873 --> 01:06:48,441 Oh no! 970 01:06:48,575 --> 01:06:51,212 This Italian food got into my head. 971 01:06:59,753 --> 01:07:03,757 This was the proof that man is a real devil. 972 01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:05,960 I killed Sergeant Fedders. 973 01:07:12,499 --> 01:07:15,769 I can't believe you are them fed the peacock. 974 01:07:15,894 --> 01:07:17,271 How could you? - Easy. 975 01:07:17,305 --> 01:07:19,706 I needed chicken for my recipe. All the shops were closed. 976 01:07:19,739 --> 01:07:21,841 So what does a great chef do? He improvises. 977 01:07:21,966 --> 01:07:25,845 Killing their beloved mascot? - They still have 3 left. Don't mess around. 978 01:07:25,970 --> 01:07:27,248 In our area they say: 979 01:07:27,373 --> 01:07:30,583 "You have to do everything to keep him fed family". It is a peasant mentality. 980 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:33,020 Look around, Dad. These people are not peasants. 981 01:07:33,145 --> 01:07:35,423 And you thought I was crazy for being me was worried you would 982 01:07:35,548 --> 01:07:37,891 make us look like classic bad Italians. 983 01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:41,594 Come on. You know I'm not like that. - Are you blind? Look... 984 01:07:41,719 --> 01:07:47,101 We're in the woods in the middle of the night, trying to get rid of the fucking body. 985 01:07:47,236 --> 01:07:49,803 That's right. You are here to help me to get rid of the evidence. 986 01:07:49,928 --> 01:07:52,871 Why do you think you are this? worked before? 987 01:07:54,474 --> 01:07:59,011 Stupid bird! - He's dead! What are you doing? - Look at his feathers. 988 01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:07,220 Night perfume? 989 01:08:16,364 --> 01:08:18,199 Listen, son. 990 01:08:18,324 --> 01:08:21,402 I was just trying to help you you win this family over 991 01:08:21,527 --> 01:08:23,670 by preparing a fine meal. That's all. 992 01:08:23,803 --> 01:08:26,900 If this is your way of helping, ok then, dad. 993 01:08:27,025 --> 01:08:28,675 Jesus. 994 01:08:28,808 --> 01:08:31,245 Why does it seem to me that you are trying to screw this up? - Shall I ruin it? 995 01:08:31,370 --> 01:08:33,614 I just tried as you asked me to. 996 01:08:33,739 --> 01:08:37,417 Looks like it was better not to bother. 997 01:08:37,542 --> 01:08:41,222 Well, maybe to you, but it seems to me that they like me. - That they like you? 998 01:08:41,347 --> 01:08:43,723 If I told these people the truth about what happened 999 01:08:43,848 --> 01:08:45,826 they would never invite us again. 1000 01:08:48,862 --> 01:08:51,698 Why did I allow Ela to me convince me to bring you here? 1001 01:08:51,823 --> 01:08:54,734 What do you mean? You're the one who invited me, aren't you? 1002 01:08:54,859 --> 01:08:56,971 Yes, I invited you to got my grandmother's ring. 1003 01:08:57,096 --> 01:09:01,208 I didn't expect you to love me time to sabotage. - What are you talking about? 1004 01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:03,944 How can you say that? Everything I do, 1005 01:09:04,069 --> 01:09:07,847 and all i will ever do for you is for your sake, to give you a better life. 1006 01:09:07,972 --> 01:09:09,716 You like to say that but now that I need to get it, 1007 01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:13,054 like trying to stop him. - To stop what? 1008 01:09:13,179 --> 01:09:16,223 I want to make sure you don't make a fool of yourself of yourself trying to be something you're not. 1009 01:09:16,348 --> 01:09:20,660 You control your life. Be yourself. Otherwise you will embarrass yourself. 1010 01:09:21,385 --> 01:09:26,300 You know what? That's your problem. Focused you want other people to be ashamed, 1011 01:09:26,425 --> 01:09:29,503 not to see who needs it the most to be ashamed. 1012 01:09:29,628 --> 01:09:31,537 You. 1013 01:09:32,373 --> 01:09:34,508 You really mean that? 1014 01:09:38,012 --> 01:09:40,014 Let's sleep, okay? 1015 01:10:06,118 --> 01:10:09,905 STARTED HOME EARLY THANKS EVERYONE FOR A NICE JOURNEY 1016 01:10:10,030 --> 01:10:12,111 GOOD LUCK WITH THE PROPOSAL 1017 01:10:15,782 --> 01:10:18,752 The next morning, it was the 4th of july 1018 01:10:18,885 --> 01:10:22,823 which made sense, because I finally gained its independence. 1019 01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:25,526 It was an amazing feeling. 1020 01:10:25,651 --> 01:10:30,163 But like my favorite perfume, it was a bit bitter. 1021 01:10:31,664 --> 01:10:34,134 But this was the beginning my new life. 1022 01:10:34,767 --> 01:10:36,804 And now that I had the ring, 1023 01:10:37,037 --> 01:10:39,506 it was time for me to take action. 1024 01:10:44,912 --> 01:10:48,315 I've thought about this a lot in the the last few days, 1025 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:52,620 and besides accepting your very generous offers 1026 01:10:52,745 --> 01:10:55,056 to run the Barimur Hotel, 1027 01:10:55,189 --> 01:11:00,727 I also ask for your permission to propose to Eli. 1028 01:11:04,331 --> 01:11:06,300 I... it's not... 1029 01:11:07,434 --> 01:11:09,269 I... 1030 01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:13,240 Just kidding! 1031 01:11:14,909 --> 01:11:19,614 We screwed him over. You should have seen it his face. Priceless. 1032 01:11:19,647 --> 01:11:23,083 Our answer is unequivocal: YES! - Oh, God. 1033 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:25,852 God, Sebastian, we adore you. 1034 01:11:25,977 --> 01:11:30,823 We can't wait for you and Eli to meet join the party in Washington. 1035 01:11:30,857 --> 01:11:33,194 Yes. And this is perfect. 1036 01:11:33,227 --> 01:11:36,163 Today we are making our family one Christmas card. 1037 01:11:36,197 --> 01:11:38,698 Ask her, and you'll be in her! 1038 01:11:38,823 --> 01:11:43,938 Oh, thank God. I was afraid how will you react to this. 1039 01:11:44,063 --> 01:11:46,473 Especially because of what happened this weekend with my father. 1040 01:11:46,507 --> 01:11:49,476 No. That dinner was great. 1041 01:11:52,745 --> 01:11:54,648 Yes. Fantastic. Unforgettable. 1042 01:11:54,682 --> 01:11:58,519 Chicken al cavone. - Fantastic. 1043 01:11:58,644 --> 01:12:01,655 I've never eaten it. - Great. -That. - I don't know what's in it. 1044 01:12:02,389 --> 01:12:07,328 What kind of elf should you be? - I present all holiday traditions. 1045 01:12:07,461 --> 01:12:08,728 Nice. 1046 01:12:08,861 --> 01:12:12,467 You circled like a little partridge. -That. 1047 01:12:14,535 --> 01:12:17,271 You fit right in. - I don't really know. 1048 01:12:17,396 --> 01:12:20,707 Can I propose to her first, and then I put on the costume? 1049 01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:25,874 Eli, where's your costume? - We can't to do this without our reindeer. 1050 01:12:25,999 --> 01:12:30,618 I'm sorry, but I won't be taking pictures this year, because I don't want to be part of this family anymore. 1051 01:12:30,743 --> 01:12:34,887 Also, Sebastian does not accept the job, we are not moving to washington 1052 01:12:35,012 --> 01:12:37,958 and we won't spend any more time on these manipulators. Let's go. 1053 01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:39,892 What happened? - What happened? 1054 01:12:40,017 --> 01:12:42,630 Dad, what do we have in common? all your hotels? 1055 01:12:42,755 --> 01:12:44,965 A five-star experience at the price of three stars. 1056 01:12:45,090 --> 01:12:49,802 No. The answer is the pictures in the lobby. 1057 01:12:49,927 --> 01:12:52,239 Shall we start with the Barimur Hotel? 1058 01:12:52,273 --> 01:12:54,008 Shall we? Come on. - There's no need for me to look... 1059 01:12:54,133 --> 01:12:57,874 Look. Do you notice anything? about the walls? - No. 1060 01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,714 That's my picture, right? 1061 01:12:59,839 --> 01:13:02,716 What is this? My picture. My picture. 1062 01:13:02,841 --> 01:13:07,087 Oh yes, my picture. - Okay. - It was your father's idea! 1063 01:13:07,212 --> 01:13:10,090 Wait a minute. - His idea. - Just a moment. - That was him. 1064 01:13:10,215 --> 01:13:13,894 I just want to know how you found out. Sebastian, did you tell her? 1065 01:13:15,229 --> 01:13:16,530 What? 1066 01:13:16,829 --> 01:13:18,899 Did you know about this? 1067 01:13:19,767 --> 01:13:22,470 Well no somehow i saw... 1068 01:13:23,003 --> 01:13:25,506 I can't believe it that you did this to me. 1069 01:13:25,631 --> 01:13:27,441 Eli, we can explain. 1070 01:13:27,566 --> 01:13:31,612 No, mom! I was thinking all the time to sell my pictures 1071 01:13:31,737 --> 01:13:35,716 to a new cool designer, and in fact my parents hired them 1072 01:13:35,841 --> 01:13:39,219 to buy my pictures. - No, honey. That's not... no. 1073 01:13:39,344 --> 01:13:44,124 That. Yes, that is technically correct. - I thought I'd make a splash in the art world! 1074 01:13:44,249 --> 01:13:47,928 We just wanted you to get off to a good start in this really tough job. 1075 01:13:48,053 --> 01:13:52,032 You know how hard it is. - You always do that. You are stealing our works. 1076 01:13:52,157 --> 01:13:54,601 By bribing, you are putting us in to sports teams, 1077 01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:58,138 revise our college essays, you hire famous rappers 1078 01:13:58,253 --> 01:14:01,175 to host our birthday parties. - So what? - It wasn't my idea either. 1079 01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:03,944 Now you don't like Warren G? You are great parents. 1080 01:14:04,069 --> 01:14:06,046 Don't let it get to you feeling guilty. 1081 01:14:06,171 --> 01:14:10,484 All I ever wanted was to achieve something with my own work. 1082 01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:15,822 I can't believe that we you just didn't say anything. 1083 01:14:16,957 --> 01:14:18,626 Baby, we... 1084 01:14:18,858 --> 01:14:21,895 Oh, God. I told you. - Well, yes. 1085 01:14:26,266 --> 01:14:30,003 I was so focused to please Ella's family, 1086 01:14:30,128 --> 01:14:32,806 that I lost sight of that's what i'm here for. 1087 01:14:32,931 --> 01:14:35,909 I had to find Eli and correct this. 1088 01:14:36,034 --> 01:14:38,612 And I knew exactly where it would be. 1089 01:14:38,737 --> 01:14:40,747 Let me come over. 1090 01:14:59,199 --> 01:15:01,601 It could use a bit of a makeover. 1091 01:15:06,573 --> 01:15:08,108 I'm sorry. 1092 01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:10,477 I should have said something. 1093 01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:12,679 Yes, it should have been. 1094 01:15:13,981 --> 01:15:16,483 Can I do something make it up to you? 1095 01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:22,289 Being in this family is like bowling with giant balls. 1096 01:15:22,414 --> 01:15:25,759 It's like no matter what I'm trying to do 1097 01:15:25,884 --> 01:15:28,695 they always set guidelines, to be sure that I will win. 1098 01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:32,833 And sometimes I just want to do in his own way, because then 1099 01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:36,370 if i throw a punch, I know it was my shot. 1100 01:15:36,495 --> 01:15:39,908 But if it ends badly for me, then it's my own fault. - I understand. 1101 01:15:40,033 --> 01:15:43,744 You want to work hard to achieve success. - Yes. 1102 01:15:43,877 --> 01:15:48,248 Do you remember when you told me how did Salvo teach you to swim? 1103 01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:51,685 He threw me in the middle of Lake Michigan in November. 1104 01:15:52,953 --> 01:15:55,000 Listen, I know it's busy, 1105 01:15:56,523 --> 01:15:59,526 but he also raised you to be strong and resourceful. 1106 01:15:59,651 --> 01:16:02,629 And those are two things that I really love you. 1107 01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:07,801 I wish they were my parents too raised that way. 1108 01:16:08,226 --> 01:16:13,740 And that was the moment when everything it finally started to make sense. 1109 01:16:13,865 --> 01:16:18,312 Here I am, planning to propose the girl of your dreams, 1110 01:16:18,437 --> 01:16:22,549 and I will do it without a man who raised me? 1111 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:27,654 I realized that I have everything I want, but not what I need. 1112 01:16:27,779 --> 01:16:29,822 I have to do something first. 1113 01:16:30,457 --> 01:16:33,793 What? - Trust me. See you at dinner. 1114 01:16:35,496 --> 01:16:37,764 How is it back there? 1115 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,836 Just drive, bro. I'm fine. -All right. 1116 01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:47,307 We have arrived. That's it. 1117 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:49,643 We brought you, my brother. 1118 01:16:50,777 --> 01:16:52,712 Go get him. 1119 01:16:54,448 --> 01:16:56,717 Hey, stop! You can't be here! 1120 01:16:56,842 --> 01:17:00,020 Sir, get off the runway! Sir! 1121 01:17:00,153 --> 01:17:02,188 Stop the plane. 1122 01:17:15,769 --> 01:17:17,503 Son... 1123 01:17:18,238 --> 01:17:21,375 what are you doing You look like you swam this far. 1124 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:27,080 I just came to tell you that you are stubborn, stingy, unpleasant, 1125 01:17:27,114 --> 01:17:30,817 you like to judge others... -Wait a minute. Is that why I got off the plane? 1126 01:17:30,942 --> 01:17:37,257 Dad, but the truth is that all that makes the best father in the world. 1127 01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:40,327 Good. I'm listening to you now. 1128 01:17:40,452 --> 01:17:42,262 It's not always easy being your son, 1129 01:17:42,387 --> 01:17:45,866 but the way you raised me, it made me the man I am today. 1130 01:17:45,991 --> 01:17:49,903 The same man, whom for whatever reason, Eli seems to like it. 1131 01:17:50,028 --> 01:17:53,674 I could never figure it out, but you got your grandmother's ring. 1132 01:17:53,799 --> 01:17:57,210 What else do you want from me? - You want to be a part of our lives, dad. 1133 01:17:57,335 --> 01:18:00,080 But you said I was embarrassing you. - Exactly. 1134 01:18:00,205 --> 01:18:03,817 You haven't changed a bit since I left was a kid. You know who it is? Me. 1135 01:18:03,850 --> 01:18:07,654 And I think I'm somewhere along the way forgot something. 1136 01:18:08,522 --> 01:18:10,990 You're my hero, man. 1137 01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:15,028 Stop it. - No, you are. 1138 01:18:15,162 --> 01:18:19,499 How much you sacrifice yourself. Everything that is the good in my life I owe to you. 1139 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,735 Not. That... 1140 01:18:21,868 --> 01:18:24,906 Good things are happening good children. 1141 01:18:25,031 --> 01:18:28,910 You are a good boy. I behaved abnormal lately, 1142 01:18:29,035 --> 01:18:33,714 because I was too poor to give you a better life, 1143 01:18:33,839 --> 01:18:38,185 and now you will have it. I'm afraid that when you marry Eli, 1144 01:18:38,310 --> 01:18:40,387 I will lose my only family which I have. 1145 01:18:40,512 --> 01:18:43,590 Dad, you won't lose me. Don't worry. Stop... don't cry, dad. 1146 01:18:43,715 --> 01:18:45,990 You will make me cry. - I can't stop. 1147 01:18:46,259 --> 01:18:51,264 I love you, man. I love you, dad. - I love you too, kid. I love you. 1148 01:18:58,171 --> 01:19:04,946 Are you crying? -What? - Are you crying? - No, hell. I never cry! 1149 01:19:18,258 --> 01:19:20,927 I don't know why I was so scared 1150 01:19:21,561 --> 01:19:23,764 This is really beautiful. -That. 1151 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:29,870 Oh, God! We're falling! - Oh, God! - Just kidding. - I will kill you, Lak! 1152 01:19:35,308 --> 01:19:38,779 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this year's 4th of July celebration. 1153 01:19:38,812 --> 01:19:45,185 So far, a very pleasant evening. - Yeah. - Thank you, dear. 1154 01:19:45,310 --> 01:19:49,322 Real enjoyment. -Hats off to the new chef. 1155 01:19:49,447 --> 01:19:52,160 Extraordinary. Of course you can't mistaken for lobster. 1156 01:19:52,285 --> 01:19:57,230 Honey, have you lost your appetite? - Do you want to buy me one? 1157 01:19:58,699 --> 01:20:02,302 All right, ladies and gentlemen. I hope so put on your dancing shoes tonight... 1158 01:20:02,427 --> 01:20:07,274 Because... thank you, Mr. Woodrow. Because tonight we have a real treat for you. 1159 01:20:07,399 --> 01:20:10,400 Say hello to the guy who came all the way from Chicago, Illinois, 1160 01:20:10,525 --> 01:20:13,081 Sebastijan Maniskalk. 1161 01:20:16,817 --> 01:20:19,486 Eli Collins, you asked for this. 1162 01:20:19,619 --> 01:20:21,990 I wonder what it's all about. - I don't know. 1163 01:20:26,194 --> 01:20:30,063 Eleanor Mallory Collins. - What are you doing? 1164 01:20:31,099 --> 01:20:33,266 Exactly what I came for. 1165 01:20:34,969 --> 01:20:38,139 My father said something really wise this weekend. 1166 01:20:38,264 --> 01:20:40,908 It's old italian saying: 1167 01:20:42,275 --> 01:20:48,982 "Family is not only one important thing, she is everything". 1168 01:20:50,218 --> 01:20:52,519 Yes, it can embarrass you. 1169 01:20:53,253 --> 01:20:58,826 It can suffocate you. Sometimes it expresses your love in... -Not a very nice way. 1170 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,794 Exactly. 1171 01:21:01,828 --> 01:21:07,267 But at the end of the day, they're just trying to do what is best for us. 1172 01:21:08,268 --> 01:21:10,536 Because they love us. 1173 01:21:12,206 --> 01:21:16,376 Here, at this moment, in front of our families... 1174 01:21:21,182 --> 01:21:22,849 Eli... 1175 01:21:23,784 --> 01:21:25,990 Will you marry me? 1176 01:21:27,088 --> 01:21:28,922 Yes. 1177 01:21:42,435 --> 01:21:44,371 And that's it, folks. 1178 01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:47,275 An atypical American love story 1179 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,677 about a man reconnecting with your hero, 1180 01:21:50,802 --> 01:21:55,848 and two different immigrant families which merge. 1181 01:22:02,322 --> 01:22:05,559 Sebastian, you sure won't reconsider our offer? 1182 01:22:05,592 --> 01:22:08,495 That's a generous offer. - Yes. - But Eli and I decided 1183 01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:10,697 to stay in Chicago at least a few more years. 1184 01:22:11,631 --> 01:22:13,667 I won't even say that word. - Heartbreaking. 1185 01:22:13,792 --> 01:22:17,771 Dad, I was thinking that since sea bass won't accept the job, that I... 1186 01:22:18,272 --> 01:22:20,439 I jump in. 1187 01:22:21,042 --> 01:22:22,442 No more drugs? 1188 01:22:23,777 --> 01:22:27,014 Via prescription? Mostly mine? - A dream come true. 1189 01:22:27,139 --> 01:22:30,952 All right. Thank you. - That's my little boy, Laki. - I will run the hotel. 1190 01:22:31,077 --> 01:22:34,956 Hello. - Hello everyone. I would like to meet my girlfriend, michelle. 1191 01:22:35,081 --> 01:22:38,200 Hello. - Hello, I'm Eli. - She exists. 1192 01:22:38,391 --> 01:22:41,461 That's my sister. - I'm glad for meeting you all. 1193 01:22:41,494 --> 01:22:46,133 Did you fly all the way from... - Africa. - Africa, 1194 01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:51,806 to be with Dag? - Well, I love Doug. 1195 01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:54,441 But I'm actually here because I am received a Fulbright scholarship. 1196 01:22:54,566 --> 01:22:57,111 She is very smart. - Very nice. 1197 01:22:57,236 --> 01:23:01,349 Nice to meet you. Wonderful. 1198 01:23:01,474 --> 01:23:04,784 Yes. You can sit down... - Mom. Dad. Where should we sit? 1199 01:23:04,909 --> 01:23:08,488 This way. - Yes, we have to take a picture. 1200 01:23:11,524 --> 01:23:15,128 Don't ever say no to anything I didn't do it for you. 1201 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:23,000 translated by: PAYUTTI 1202 01:23:23,436 --> 01:23:29,076 What do you think about getting married? in our chapel in Washington? 1203 01:23:29,110 --> 01:23:33,147 In Washington? No. Let them get married in Sicily. In my grandfather's garden. 1204 01:23:33,272 --> 01:23:37,684 I meant in Napa, because it is there a place that has a large wine glass. 1205 01:23:37,809 --> 01:23:40,221 The whole ceremony can take place in a wine glass. 1206 01:23:40,346 --> 01:23:43,723 Duke! Duke! No! What's in your mouth? 1207 01:23:43,857 --> 01:23:46,526 Duke killed the peacock. 1208 01:23:49,526 --> 01:23:53,526 Taken from www.titlovi.com