1 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:31,720 This is the promised land, Los Angeles, California, the city of sunshine, milk, 2 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,699 and honey. 3 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:36,100 Millions of people have flocked here to make Los Angeles their home. 4 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:43,660 Aircraft workers, Arabs, movie stars, hustlers, butchers, bakers, 5 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:47,960 preachers, pimps, musicians, and madmen. 6 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:51,880 This is the home of the original McDonald's. 7 00:01:52,759 --> 00:01:54,460 Grauman's Chinese Theater. 8 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,240 Griffith Observatory. 9 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,420 Olvera Street. 10 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,320 Santa Monica Pier. 11 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,140 The Beverly Hills Hotel. 12 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,620 The La Tosca Theater, home of foreign films. 13 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,260 Marina Del Rey. 14 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:17,100 Freeways. 15 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:19,680 Taylor the Pup's Restaurant. 16 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,120 The Church of Amy Simple McPherson. 17 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:26,600 Chinatown. 18 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:29,120 Union Station. 19 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,960 The Coliseum. 20 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:36,360 The Coca -Cola Bottling Company. 21 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:40,320 MacArthur Park. 22 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:43,820 Now the Venice. 23 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:46,160 And Hollywood. 24 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,200 Yes, Hollywood. Where anything goes. 25 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:52,270 And usually does. 26 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:56,710 Home of the space cases and all assorted weirdos. 27 00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:58,730 Hollywood Boulevard. 28 00:02:58,990 --> 00:03:02,410 The street of broken dreams and stoned out losers. 29 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:04,810 It's the movie town. 30 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:07,830 Now given over to street people. 31 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:10,830 And sex, drugs, and rock and roll. 32 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:14,790 It's a combination of skid row and Saturday night. 33 00:03:15,010 --> 00:03:16,010 It's straight. 34 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:23,210 Gay. Or by, and all out in the open, the underground has surfaced in California 35 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:26,210 as a garish fresco of the American sexual revolution. 36 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:33,230 The past is fading away, and the sweet little neighborhood of Hollywood is 37 00:03:34,470 --> 00:03:40,170 You can get anything you want at the local sex shops, and it's open season in 38 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:41,170 the Pleasure Dome. 39 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:49,100 Over these mountains into the north of Los Angeles and Hollywood is the San 40 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,100 Fernando Valley. 41 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:57,520 It is made up of many communities inhabited by mostly middle American 42 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,720 This is where the normal people live. 43 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:05,880 You've been a bad, bad wabbit, Warren. 44 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,280 Whips? Yeah, we got whips. So what? 45 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:11,780 Oh, harder. 46 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:14,060 Take this, you dumb bunny. 47 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:19,120 Oh, you like it, don't you? Ah, I love it. 48 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:22,980 You went out. 49 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,540 Fuck you guys. 50 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:33,960 Jesus. Well, you just better. I don't know, Tina. This jerk -off 51 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,600 probably couldn't even turn on a light bulb. 52 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,320 I happen to be the best. 53 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,190 Of what rat? 54 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,870 The best cheese you'll ever sneeze, bitch. 55 00:04:46,190 --> 00:04:49,010 Where did you find this rodent? 56 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,670 In the sleaze zone. 57 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:53,930 In a rat trap? 58 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:59,090 Yeah, only one problem. This one still seems to be alive. 59 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:06,030 Alive and waiting for your pussy to catch me. I might chase you, but I won't 60 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:07,030 you. 61 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,780 Oh, and I'll feed you because I need you. 62 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,180 Oh, I just love them when they're desperate. 63 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:19,160 Debbie, Tina, let's stop this game and get back to reality. 64 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:23,360 But Warren, baby, this is reality. 65 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,360 Now, boy. 66 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,580 Now hear your ears fall down. 67 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,260 And look. 68 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,860 Lickety split. 69 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,420 It's reality. 70 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,380 It needs fantasy. 71 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:56,500 Now you're getting it, Warren, baby. 72 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,440 Warren, baby. 73 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,780 I... Get it, Warren, baby. 74 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,580 Warren, baby. 75 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,660 Keep it up. 76 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,440 Oh, it's up. 77 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,900 Let's have some fun. 78 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:46,590 Don't touch it. 79 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,250 Just look at it. 80 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:52,370 It's got a hot little spot. 81 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:54,170 Warren wants to touch it. 82 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:59,650 Warren wants to touch it? But the rabbit wants to go into a hole? 83 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:05,710 Yeah. 84 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,190 Jimmy, what's going on in there? 85 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:13,810 I'm reading it, Diane. 86 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,029 Open this door. 87 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,370 Please, Aunt Diane. 88 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:23,410 Is something going on in there? 89 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:26,030 No. Well, it's awfully quiet. 90 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,030 I'm reading. 91 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:31,870 I don't hear any pages turning. 92 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:33,830 You open this door. 93 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:35,950 Okay. 94 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:39,930 Yeah. 95 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:43,110 I'm getting really worried about you, Timmy. 96 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:45,870 Why? 97 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,280 I'm your aunt. It's my right to worry, okay? 98 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,880 I'm not doing anything. 99 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,760 That's exactly what worries me. You're not doing anything. 100 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:56,860 You just mope around this room all the time. 101 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:58,780 I just want to be by myself. 102 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:06,340 Well, something's fishy. Don't try to fool me. I'm not. 103 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,660 Not so sure. 104 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,840 Let's go back to your reading. 105 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,200 I don't see any book. 106 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,080 I put it away. 107 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:18,350 Suppers in one hour. We'll talk about it then. 108 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:20,510 I've got a surprise for you. 109 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:29,790 I've got a surprise for you. 110 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:40,270 Come on, buddy. 111 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:43,770 Come on. 112 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:45,330 Up around the corner. 113 00:08:45,670 --> 00:08:47,290 Let's get that fucking wrapped up. 114 00:08:52,610 --> 00:08:53,130 I'd 115 00:08:53,130 --> 00:09:01,230 like 116 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:02,230 to suck on that. 117 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:03,650 Oh, come on. 118 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:14,990 You want to take your ears off, Bunny? 119 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:20,130 Oh, he's got such a nice big cock. 120 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,530 Let me have a lick. 121 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:29,730 Come on, share it now. Come on, share it. 122 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,710 Since when are you giving orders around here? 123 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:34,830 Bunny's got a cock. 124 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:36,730 Oh, 125 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:42,470 doesn't that feel good? 126 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:11,780 Oh, thank you. 127 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:28,180 Why don't you eat her? 128 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,720 Why don't you eat her while she eats me? 129 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:33,320 She 130 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:40,160 does 131 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:46,280 so good. 132 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,860 I don't know how to get in the hole now. 133 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:08,000 I don't know how to get in the hole now. I don't know how to get in the hole 134 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,660 now. I 135 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:16,580 don't know how to get in 136 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:17,040 the hole 137 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:29,400 now. 138 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,219 You sure? 139 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:31,520 You go there in one go. 140 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,220 You get out and go in the other. 141 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,980 In and in and out. 142 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,920 Look at that slippery wet. 143 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:43,760 It's wet. 144 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,320 It's wet. 145 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,020 It's so wet. 146 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,260 Come on, baby. 147 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,500 Put it in. 148 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:55,760 Is it going in the hole a little bit? I don't know. 149 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:16,980 oh my 150 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:21,940 god 151 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,580 Help me up. Help me up. 152 00:13:24,859 --> 00:13:25,859 Okay. 153 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,320 I got another idea. 154 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,240 What? Another idea. 155 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,460 What? 156 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,920 Oh, yeah. 157 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,600 Can I hear your face? 158 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:44,940 Uh -huh. 159 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,020 I wanted more. 160 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,820 You don't always get what you want. 161 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,960 Yeah. Oh, 162 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:59,020 yes. 163 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,980 Look at that. 164 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,560 I'll just fuck myself. 165 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,420 But you're pushing so tight. 166 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560 Right down here. 167 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,300 Come on, buddy. 168 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:04,180 Oh, yeah. 169 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,760 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 170 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,900 The past few weeks have become very different in this house. 171 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,340 Now, I know I'm your aunt. I'm not your mother, God rest her soul. 172 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:21,800 But I am raising you. I pay the bills. I'm feeding you. 173 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,220 I'm responsible. 174 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,580 And your behavior has become very peculiar lately. 175 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,320 I'm just the same. 176 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,240 No, Jimmy, you are not just the same. 177 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:36,320 You've been staying in your room for hours like some old recluse. 178 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:40,320 You're absolutely hell to get up in the morning. 179 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,780 And your teacher called and said that you've been falling asleep in class when 180 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:45,960 you make it to class. 181 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:51,900 Now, what is it in your room that occupies you so? I'd really like to 182 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,760 Well, aren't you going to say anything? 183 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,380 What do you mean? 184 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,400 Why don't you just tell me your problem? 185 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,960 Mustard. 186 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:09,490 Mustard. Could you pass the mustard, please? Oh, yes, sure. 187 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,590 Now be serious, Jimmy. 188 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:20,750 Serious? Yes. You don't seem to be realizing that you're crawling into a 189 00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:25,170 I mean, you are just retreating from the essence of life. 190 00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:27,990 You're not acting like a normal young man. 191 00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:31,550 I just want to get more reading done. 192 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:35,870 It's not reading. It is something, but it is not reading. You're just too 193 00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,560 Absolutely too quiet. Now, what is it? 194 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,180 Nothing. It is not nothing. 195 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:49,140 I am tired of having this same discussion. Now, if you don't snap out 196 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,260 am just going to have to take some drastic measures. 197 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,680 Are you listening to me? 198 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,120 Yes, Aunt Dan. 199 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,620 You know, you don't go outside. 200 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,240 You don't play sports like you used to. 201 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,340 You don't go to the movies. 202 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,160 You don't chase girls. 203 00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:07,389 television anymore. 204 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:12,830 The worst part is you and I don't have the conversations like we used to. 205 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:19,830 Spending hours upon hours in your room, don't you think that's just a little bit 206 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:20,830 strange? 207 00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,990 What are you reading in there? Playboy magazine? 208 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,530 No. 209 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,010 Then what is it? 210 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:29,970 Nothing. 211 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:31,450 Nothing. 212 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:35,090 Young man, your nothing is going to turn into something. 213 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,320 And when it does, you're going to need some professional counseling. 214 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,980 I'm going to my room now. 215 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,780 Thanks for dinner, Aunt Diane. 216 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,320 Don't you want to watch The Jeffersons with me? 217 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,180 No, thanks. 218 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:21,510 Have the water. It's perfect. 219 00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:24,050 Yeah? Why don't you feel it? 220 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:32,090 Look at 221 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:37,070 that. Isn't it fun? 222 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:38,350 Oh, it's wonderful. 223 00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:44,410 Didn't we have fun today? 224 00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:59,880 That's what we gotta do. A football player next. 225 00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:01,460 Yeah. 226 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,920 You're so cute when you're black. 227 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:30,939 Do you feel good? 228 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:33,080 Does it fucking feel good? Is it strong? 229 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,900 It feels wonderful. 230 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,240 I gotta get in this water. 231 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,840 Alright. 232 00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:23,880 Get your left right up in there I want you to stick it right in my face 233 00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:56,410 Do you love to play games? 234 00:23:57,450 --> 00:24:01,150 Do you know it feels good? 235 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,740 Maybe mine's going to have a duck. 236 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,220 No, you've got a football player. 237 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,680 Oh, God. 238 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,540 Number 69. 239 00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,140 Hike! 240 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,460 Tonight's program of The Jeffersons will not be seen at this time. 241 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,260 Instead, we are presenting a special white paper report. 242 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,660 the American sexual revolution update. 243 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:14,860 All throughout America today, more and more people are fucking. 244 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,300 Now that one out of every ten homes has a videocassette player, explicit 245 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:23,480 sexuality is available to everyone, young and old alike. 246 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:28,700 People are able to see and learn what can be done in the techniques of sexual 247 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:32,700 pleasure. It's out of the closet and into the living room. 248 00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:35,560 All Americans can now have fun. 249 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:41,000 You can buy sex magazines at your corner grocery store. It's all here just for 250 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,680 the taking. Why, it's even coming at you in 3D. 251 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,540 And all this is very good and healthy for you. 252 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,080 Oh, you can still get all the violence you want on regular network television, 253 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:54,920 but just look at this example of X -rated filmmaking. 254 00:25:56,620 --> 00:26:00,800 There is a tremendous amount of what is called giving head going on today. 255 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:05,490 And if you will just step up to your TV, I will give you a home demonstration of 256 00:26:05,490 --> 00:26:06,490 just how this works. 257 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:11,270 That's good. Now raise your skirt up over your thighs. 258 00:26:11,790 --> 00:26:12,790 Like this? 259 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,270 And take down your panties. 260 00:26:16,150 --> 00:26:17,150 I'll help you. 261 00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:20,330 That's it. 262 00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:23,530 Now just step in closer. 263 00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:26,250 Let me see that pink little pussy. 264 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,150 Oh. 265 00:26:54,160 --> 00:27:00,540 it tastes so good hey can you fuck me for a minute i think it would be easier 266 00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:01,540 i come out there 267 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:55,260 Oh, baby. 268 00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:58,060 Oh, 269 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:02,820 my hair. 270 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,590 Tune in tomorrow night for carp fishing in Iowa. 271 00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:34,570 Bye. 272 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,920 Are you still up? 273 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:09,900 No. 274 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160 I'm asleep. 275 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,720 Well, good night, dear. 276 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Good night. 277 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:18,450 I love you. 278 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,760 Ha ha ha! 279 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:37,460 Thank you. 280 00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:10,940 Alright. 281 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,900 And don't keep this door locked. 282 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:18,580 Sorry. 283 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,080 Why do you wake me up so early on a Saturday? 284 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,800 I don't have to go to school. 285 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,260 Oh, yes, you do. 286 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,040 What do you mean? 287 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,640 School is coming to you. 288 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,319 To me? 289 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,140 Yeah. I told you I was going to have to take drastic measures. 290 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,860 Look, you seem to be emotionally paralyzed. 291 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,780 I mean, you're slipping into an almost comatose state. 292 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:15,060 And I'm not going to let you get sick. 293 00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:18,190 So I have engaged a private teacher. 294 00:33:19,310 --> 00:33:23,510 She's going to come here, and she's going to help you with your mental 295 00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:24,990 as well as your schoolwork. 296 00:33:26,290 --> 00:33:30,690 She's a qualified professional, and she comes very highly recommended. 297 00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:34,050 I don't need anybody like that, Aunt Diane. I'm fine. 298 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:38,890 Yeah? Well, you know, like the old saying goes, actions speak louder than 299 00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:43,110 Well, your actions or non -actions are real strange. 300 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,260 I just want to be alone. 301 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,720 All the time. You can't fool me. 302 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:11,530 Well, good morning. You must be... Yes, Jimmy's teacher. 303 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:15,270 Wonderful. Jimmy, please come. I want you to meet the lady who's going to be 304 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:16,270 helping you. 305 00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:18,870 This is Miss Foxworth. Hello, Jimmy. 306 00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:20,210 Hello. Nice to meet you. 307 00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:23,550 Please, let's come in and sit in the living room. 308 00:34:31,489 --> 00:34:32,489 My, 309 00:34:34,690 --> 00:34:35,690 you have a lovely home. 310 00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:40,650 Oh. Thank you. We like it. The neighborhood's quite nice. Very quiet 311 00:34:40,650 --> 00:34:43,310 private. We hardly even ever see the neighbors. 312 00:34:44,909 --> 00:34:46,469 Did I say something funny, Jimmy? 313 00:34:47,270 --> 00:34:49,290 No, I just remembered an old joke. 314 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:51,210 Well, at least your memory isn't fading. 315 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:55,170 Jimmy, I'm sure your aunt has told you why I'm here. 316 00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:56,469 Yes. 317 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:59,710 Diane, as I explained to you, I must work with him alone. 318 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,900 I understand. I have my sales meeting in Palm Springs. 319 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:09,380 So you two will have a nice long weekend together to work on Jimmy's problems. 320 00:35:09,620 --> 00:35:11,340 I don't have any problems. 321 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:14,800 Now, Jimmy, I think I should be the judge of that. 322 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:19,300 I have several degrees in psychology and I've had a lot of experience in dealing 323 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,300 with the human mind. 324 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:24,720 Now, if, as your aunt has pointed out, you are slipping into a reclusive state, 325 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,340 I'm the one to help you. 326 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:27,900 But I'm not. 327 00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:29,740 I just want my privacy. 328 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:35,060 Well, now, Jimmy, it seems to be a little bit more serious than that. 329 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,840 What did you tell her? Just exactly what's been going on. 330 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,240 Now, Diane, I don't think Jimmy's problem is that serious. 331 00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:45,980 Just give me a couple of days with him, and I'm sure we can solve the whole 332 00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:47,920 thing. Let's not put him on the defensive. 333 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,440 You're the boss. 334 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,080 No, you're the boss. 335 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:55,700 I'm the psychologist, and he's still very dependent upon you for his 336 00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:59,580 Now, whatever feelings Jimmy has about his environment, 337 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,940 He will tell me about them. 338 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,620 Thank you. 339 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,800 May I go to my room now? 340 00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:07,320 See? He's doing it again. 341 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:10,880 Yes, Jimmy. You can go. I'll talk to you soon. 342 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,680 Bye. 343 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:16,480 I'll get my bags and be gone soon. Have a good weekend, Jimmy. 344 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:17,720 Yeah, sure. 345 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:21,360 This might be tough, Diane. I think he's shrinking. 346 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:24,140 You mean you think he's getting smaller? 347 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,880 No, dear. His personality. 348 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,880 But don't worry about a thing. I'm sure I can snap him out of it. 349 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:32,420 I trust you, Miss Foxworth. 350 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Lillian. 351 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:35,300 Lillian. 352 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,960 Now you just run along on your business meeting and I'll take care of 353 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,960 everything. 354 00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:41,580 Thank you. 355 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:43,460 You sure? 356 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,920 Yes. Trust me. 357 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,120 I do, Lillian. 358 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:50,020 Thank you. 359 00:37:21,770 --> 00:37:23,530 I'm leaving now. Goodbye. 360 00:37:24,030 --> 00:37:26,790 Goodbye, Diane. Have a wonderful time. 361 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,010 Good luck. 362 00:37:42,990 --> 00:37:43,990 Boy. 363 00:37:44,950 --> 00:37:45,950 Boy what? 364 00:37:46,050 --> 00:37:47,810 It's been a busy vacation. 365 00:37:49,130 --> 00:37:50,890 Do you want to know something, though? 366 00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:55,950 What? I'm really getting sick of these guys, the way that they're so deceiving. 367 00:37:57,090 --> 00:38:02,610 You know, they always act like they're so ready to jump into anything. You 368 00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:06,490 they chase you around and pretend like they're all into you. Remember that guy 369 00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:11,090 last week? The one we met at the beach that was like Mr., you know, muscle boy. 370 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:13,750 Oh, yeah. But he was wearing the baggy tennis clothes. 371 00:38:13,990 --> 00:38:15,110 And was a wimp. And he was tough. 372 00:38:15,350 --> 00:38:17,410 Yeah, I couldn't believe it. 373 00:38:18,350 --> 00:38:21,390 Remember when he took his pants off and he had that roll of fat around his 374 00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:26,070 middle? I just went... And his dick was really... And he's sitting there going, 375 00:38:26,110 --> 00:38:27,770 baby, I'll fuck you all night. 376 00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:31,510 God, I can't... Lasted two minutes. 377 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:36,470 They all last about two minutes if we didn't occupy them. 378 00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:41,190 I know, I think these games are really working out for a better interest. 379 00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:42,950 Because otherwise, 380 00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:47,110 I think we'd really have adult sex life. Because these guys can't last. 381 00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:53,720 At all. We've got to find a place where there's men that are men that can take 382 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,720 it. 383 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,520 I haven't found one yet. 384 00:38:56,740 --> 00:39:01,320 I don't know. That rabbit was pretty cute. Oh, yes, the rabbit. 385 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,800 How could you forget? 386 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,020 What an asshole, though. 387 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,320 Oh, he was. 388 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:10,020 I would get in a funny outfit just to get laid. Hey. I mean. 389 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:15,100 Oh, look at us. Oh, come on. We're not such bad chicks. 390 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:16,770 We got a reputation. 391 00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:21,510 We got hot pussies, and we know it. 392 00:39:25,850 --> 00:39:29,510 That's why I don't like it when you put masks on them, because then it always 393 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:31,990 blocks the eyes. I don't know. What do you see? 394 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:33,470 What's your favorite part? 395 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:35,410 You know. 396 00:39:36,410 --> 00:39:38,270 No, I don't. They're dicks. 397 00:39:39,890 --> 00:39:41,410 What else do you need them for? 398 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,480 You fuck them, you find them, and you leave them. You gotta teach them to get 399 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,480 good head, though. 400 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:48,580 Well, don't we? 401 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,340 I don't know. I think we ought to spend more time on that. 402 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:58,480 You're dumb. I just don't want them anymore, you know? Oh, baby, I'll fuck 403 00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,480 all night long. 404 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,000 I'll eat your pussy, I'll do this, and you get them here and... Do something. 405 00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:13,270 That guy, John, coming over here? 406 00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:14,570 Yeah. 407 00:40:14,690 --> 00:40:17,770 I think he's bringing a friend with him. Jack, somebody like that. 408 00:40:18,910 --> 00:40:19,970 Let's get dressed up. 409 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:22,710 That's right. They should be here any time, huh? 410 00:40:23,210 --> 00:40:25,970 Let's do something different this time, okay? I got an idea. 411 00:40:26,170 --> 00:40:27,190 Okay. Come on. 412 00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:29,530 I 413 00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:38,070 don't 414 00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:39,070 think they're home. 415 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,220 Look, I'm telling you, when these stewardesses are on layover, they're 416 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:43,220 here. 417 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:45,780 You sure about this? 418 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:49,800 Hey, look, you know, how many times do I have to tell you? They're here. 419 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,920 You just got to relax, man. I'm starting to get laid. It's been a long time. 420 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:59,100 No, no, look, these girls are a little bit strange, but I'm telling you, play 421 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,380 along with them, you'll get some pussy. 422 00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:08,930 Sorry we're late, girl. 423 00:41:09,330 --> 00:41:10,330 Who cares? 424 00:41:10,610 --> 00:41:12,290 I say we thought you girls were horny. 425 00:41:13,790 --> 00:41:16,490 I heard about you girls. What game are we going to play today? 426 00:41:21,690 --> 00:41:22,690 Barnyard. 427 00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:24,970 Barnyard? 428 00:41:25,310 --> 00:41:27,170 Yeah, barnyard. 429 00:41:27,990 --> 00:41:30,390 And you're the chicken. 430 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:33,810 Couldn't he be a woodpecker? 431 00:41:34,570 --> 00:41:37,550 You get it? That was pretty dumb, Jack. 432 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:40,770 Get down and start clucking. 433 00:41:41,690 --> 00:41:45,790 Come on. You too, Jack. Look, look, look, look, Jack. Get down there. 434 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:48,530 Come on. 435 00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:50,130 Come on. 436 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,190 Come on. Come on. 437 00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:58,890 Get up or I'll feed you the truth. 438 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:01,210 Oh, no, no, no. 439 00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:07,380 Now you're cows! 440 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,800 Moo! 441 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,260 Moo! Come on! 442 00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:12,060 Moo! Moo! 443 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,320 Moo! 444 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:21,420 I really liked him better at the cock. 445 00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:23,720 It kind of wimped out. 446 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:27,140 John, this is pretty ridiculous. 447 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,840 Look, man, you said you'd do anything to get laid, right? 448 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,120 Right, right. Okay, okay. 449 00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:32,380 Moo! Moo! 450 00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:15,210 I wonder if you guys are stallions or gilded. I think we should find 451 00:43:15,210 --> 00:43:16,210 out. 452 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,180 You gonna mount me back? 453 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:11,620 Sure, baby. 454 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,840 Whenever you're ready. 455 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,060 I'll tell you when. 456 00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:17,040 You got that? Sure. 457 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,760 You like that? 458 00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:37,140 Mm -hmm. 459 00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:45,480 I think you've got so many pets. 460 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:20,440 You know, I could ride any horse all night long. I bet you could. 461 00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:24,120 I'll show you if you can last that long. 462 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:26,860 Think you can? 463 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,460 I don't know. There, 464 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,560 you're going to do just as I tell you, John. 465 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:38,560 Or I'll bite it. 466 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:44,140 You'll like it. 467 00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:50,970 Yeah? Jimmy, you'll have to come out now. 468 00:45:51,210 --> 00:45:52,890 We must have a little talk. 469 00:45:53,390 --> 00:45:54,390 Not now. 470 00:45:55,690 --> 00:45:58,210 I didn't come all the way over here for my health. 471 00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:01,690 All right. 472 00:46:06,190 --> 00:46:07,190 Hmm? 473 00:46:07,510 --> 00:46:09,270 Come on out into the house and we'll talk. 474 00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:28,180 Hello, Jimmy. 475 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:30,380 Thanks, but it's my house. 476 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000 So it is. 477 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,720 Do you want me to leave? 478 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,180 My aunt asked you to come here. 479 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,640 Yes, she did. Now, let's start talking. 480 00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:43,840 Now, I know you don't want to answer... Let me rephrase that. I know you won't 481 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,840 answer my questions. 482 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:49,460 You're hiding something from your aunt. 483 00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:52,960 Now, from what I can tell, you are not mentally ill. 484 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,720 You have a secret. 485 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,120 Now, I know you probably wouldn't want your aunt to know what your secret is, 486 00:47:00,260 --> 00:47:02,400 but maybe you'll share it with me. 487 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,280 There's no secret. 488 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,020 Do you like your aunt, Jimmy? 489 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:10,860 Sure, she's great. 490 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,140 What school do you go to? 491 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:14,980 Valley Junior College. 492 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,840 Any problems there? 493 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,500 No. 494 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,220 So, no secrets and no problems. 495 00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:23,660 That's right. 496 00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:25,420 Can I go to my room now? 497 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:44,500 Now we are going to play robots! 498 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:58,000 I'm going to move very quickly. Slowly. And we're going to teach 499 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,700 you and show you everything. 500 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,700 And he's slower. 501 00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:15,360 He's fast. 502 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,200 Slower, slower. 503 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,780 You have to play the game. 504 00:48:57,230 --> 00:48:58,230 Do you like music? 505 00:49:03,270 --> 00:49:05,670 Do you like that robot? 506 00:49:17,170 --> 00:49:23,230 How's yours doing? 507 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,240 I think we're running slow. 508 00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:31,780 You got to make them go slow. 509 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,360 Oh. 510 00:49:33,980 --> 00:49:34,980 Oh. 511 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,240 Lower. No. 512 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,480 Come on. If you're not going to play and rock, then don't play at all. 513 00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:46,220 You got that? 514 00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:47,460 Mm -hmm. 515 00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:14,920 Just don't show him her. 516 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,180 Don't let him touch me yet, Tina. 517 00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:27,180 Now you get your big surprise. 518 00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:00,210 Let me see your dick. 519 00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:42,980 You ready for your birthday now, darling? 520 00:52:07,490 --> 00:52:10,050 Very good. 521 00:52:10,550 --> 00:52:12,210 Oh my goodness. 522 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,020 Oh, we don't like to fuck in time, do we? 523 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:19,900 You don't have to ask a robot now, baby. 524 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:30,540 I don't like that. I'll fuck you like that. 525 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,840 Yep. 526 00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:04,440 I'm a wild animal. 527 00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:07,700 Fuck this wild animal. 528 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:09,500 Fuck her. 529 00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:11,080 Fuck her, you know? 530 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,440 Look at it just sticking out there. 531 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:42,680 Oh, look at that pretty, pink little thing sticking out there. Oh, 532 00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:46,840 yeah, right on it. Oh, yeah. 533 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,700 Oh, fuck me now. 534 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,320 Fuck me. 535 00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:13,650 Oh, yeah 536 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,700 You think it ignites my face? 537 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:43,920 My tongue? 538 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,400 My mouth? 539 00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:47,060 Huh? 540 00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:49,400 You think your tongue would squirt that far? 541 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,340 Yeah. Huh? Yes, you do. Your tongue. 542 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,200 Your tongue. Although it didn't touch my tongue. 543 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,180 Huh? Oh, yes. 544 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,880 Huh? 545 00:55:59,140 --> 00:56:00,140 Huh? 546 00:56:05,450 --> 00:56:09,050 You can come any way you want because you've been such a good boy. 547 00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:17,270 They come all over you. All over you. 548 00:56:17,650 --> 00:56:18,690 All over you too. 549 00:56:19,170 --> 00:56:22,190 You put me where you want me. 550 00:56:51,819 --> 00:56:55,440 I think little boys should always be like that. 551 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,800 Oh yeah. 552 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,920 Bye. 553 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,320 Oh, yes. 554 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,780 Oh, you're going to make me come again. 555 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,360 Unless you come first. 556 00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:16,800 Oh, yeah. 557 00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:22,060 I'm going to come. 558 00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:23,860 I'm going to come. 559 00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:26,500 I'm going to come, too. 560 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,020 Come. Come all over my car. 561 00:57:39,050 --> 00:57:40,790 Okay, you ready for it? 562 00:57:44,290 --> 00:57:47,150 Oh, yeah. 563 00:57:47,570 --> 00:57:49,190 Give me a towel. 564 00:57:50,570 --> 00:57:53,130 Right there. 565 00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:55,190 Baby. 566 00:57:56,130 --> 00:58:00,850 Oh, you look so good. 567 00:58:01,530 --> 00:58:02,790 Look at this. 568 00:58:19,470 --> 00:58:20,010 I have 569 00:58:20,010 --> 00:58:39,110 to 570 00:58:39,110 --> 00:58:41,190 talk to you. The door is unlocked. 571 00:58:42,570 --> 00:58:44,290 Jimmy, are you having a nervous fit? 572 00:58:44,710 --> 00:58:46,630 No, my zipper sticks. 573 00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:48,570 Not in public, I hope. 574 00:58:48,850 --> 00:58:51,050 No. That could be a problem. 575 00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:52,750 It's not. 576 00:58:53,810 --> 00:58:55,770 Then we don't have a Freudian problem. 577 00:58:57,530 --> 00:59:00,390 Then we don't have a Freudian problem. No! 578 00:59:00,810 --> 00:59:03,190 Good. I'm glad at last we have an understanding. 579 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:05,190 Or a lie. 580 00:59:06,550 --> 00:59:10,990 Since you have no emotional problems and no physical problems... 581 00:59:11,210 --> 00:59:13,590 We might as well get down to some regular schoolwork. 582 00:59:16,870 --> 00:59:17,870 Shakespeare. 583 00:59:18,630 --> 00:59:24,250 Shakespeare. The most brilliant writer of English literature. His works can 584 00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:25,630 improve your mind. 585 00:59:27,010 --> 00:59:28,550 It's old -fashioned. 586 00:59:28,850 --> 00:59:29,850 Read. 587 00:59:32,650 --> 00:59:37,850 Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it. 588 00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:40,760 Trippingly on the tongue. 589 00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:46,460 Jimmy, Jimmy, you can understand this and put a little more feeling into it, 590 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,480 can't you? 591 00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:52,080 Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you. 592 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,440 Trippingly on the tongue. 593 00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:02,000 But if you mouth it, as many of our players do, I had of leave the town 594 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,120 spoke my lines. 595 01:00:04,820 --> 01:00:07,920 Nor do not soar the air too much with your hand thus. 596 01:00:08,650 --> 01:00:14,710 But choose all gently, for in the very torrent, tempest, 597 01:00:14,710 --> 01:00:21,490 and, as I may say, whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and 598 01:00:21,490 --> 01:00:25,070 beget a temperance that may give it smoothness. 599 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:33,350 Oh, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious, periwick -painted fellow 600 01:00:33,350 --> 01:00:35,790 tear a passion to tatters. 601 01:00:39,050 --> 01:00:40,170 Read the other part. 602 01:00:43,790 --> 01:00:50,510 I warrant your honor, but... Be not too tame, neither. 603 01:00:51,990 --> 01:00:54,910 But let your own discretion be your tutor. 604 01:00:55,930 --> 01:01:02,730 Suit the action to the word, the word to the action, with a 605 01:01:02,730 --> 01:01:08,010 special observance that you overstep not the modesty of nature. 606 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:14,420 For anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing. 607 01:01:18,540 --> 01:01:21,060 To show virtue her own feature. 608 01:01:21,980 --> 01:01:27,660 And the very age and form of the time, his own body and pressure. 609 01:01:28,820 --> 01:01:30,300 Oh, my God. 610 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:37,980 Will there be players that I have seen play and heard others praise, but 611 01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:44,520 having the accent of... Christians, nor the gate of Christian, pagan, nor man, 612 01:01:44,780 --> 01:01:51,020 have so bellowed and strutted that I had thought some of nature's journeymen had 613 01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:53,780 made men and not made them well. 614 01:01:55,180 --> 01:01:58,460 They imitated humanity so abominably. 615 01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:05,680 I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us, sir. 616 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:07,480 Oh, reform it altogether. 617 01:02:08,810 --> 01:02:11,950 And let those that play your clowns speak no more. 618 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,670 Go make you ready. 619 01:02:19,290 --> 01:02:20,290 I'm ready. 620 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,000 Don't you enjoy that? 621 01:04:21,390 --> 01:04:22,470 You're toning the muscles. 622 01:04:23,550 --> 01:04:25,870 Strong hands sure help. 623 01:04:27,110 --> 01:04:28,410 Just relax. 624 01:04:29,470 --> 01:04:32,650 Believe me, I'm relaxed. 625 01:04:46,110 --> 01:04:47,930 You're a little tense right here. 626 01:04:57,900 --> 01:04:59,440 You have fabulous hands. 627 01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:11,620 Okay, turn over. Let's get the front. 628 01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:23,280 How's that? 629 01:05:24,340 --> 01:05:25,340 Great. 630 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,280 Say, haven't I seen you before on TV? 631 01:05:31,740 --> 01:05:35,860 Maybe. I used to have my own show on public access cable. 632 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:41,120 I thought I'd seen that handsome face someplace before. 633 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,420 Must have been a rerun. 634 01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:47,840 A little more cream. 635 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,720 Please, Diane, I'll do the massaging. 636 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:07,000 Every muscle needs massage. You should know that. 637 01:06:09,860 --> 01:06:11,180 Maybe you're right. 638 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:42,060 I do a little different method, I think, than you usually do. What do you do? 639 01:06:42,380 --> 01:06:43,380 Oh. 640 01:08:59,729 --> 01:09:00,729 I'm sorry. 641 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,360 or not? 642 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:29,700 Stop me. 643 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:43,640 I can feel you coming. 644 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:44,880 Yeah. 645 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:46,579 It's going to come on your ass. 646 01:12:46,580 --> 01:12:47,580 Right now. 647 01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:48,600 Right now. 648 01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:49,800 Oh, yeah. Here it comes. 649 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:51,600 Oh, 650 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:59,580 baby. 651 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:08,320 Oh, you ever thought you could live in the stars or what? 652 01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:14,580 I'm free. 653 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:21,320 You know, I've been afraid too. You're not alone. 654 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:27,440 Every morning I used to open my eyes and be afraid of the world that I had to 655 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:28,440 face. 656 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,140 It wasn't the way I wanted it either. 657 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:35,680 I wanted that kind of purity that you found in your room. 658 01:13:37,140 --> 01:13:39,380 But that trapped me in my self -pity. 659 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:45,000 And I realized that my caring for myself was caring for other people. 660 01:13:47,470 --> 01:13:49,330 And I had to go out and meet those other people. 661 01:13:51,130 --> 01:13:52,290 It's quite simple. 662 01:13:53,170 --> 01:13:54,170 You'll see. 663 01:13:56,950 --> 01:13:58,850 I don't want to now. 664 01:13:59,550 --> 01:14:02,090 I want to be with you. We're going to be together. 665 01:14:03,170 --> 01:14:05,490 No, Jimmy. I'm just your private teacher. 666 01:14:06,010 --> 01:14:07,790 Your temporary private teacher. 667 01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:09,490 You won't need me. 668 01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:16,990 Well, Diane, I think Jimmy will be just fine now. 669 01:14:17,430 --> 01:14:19,290 Well, you really seem to have worked a miracle. 670 01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:20,810 Maybe. 671 01:14:21,310 --> 01:14:22,850 You sure he's going to be all right? 672 01:14:23,490 --> 01:14:25,950 You see, call me in a couple of days. 673 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:28,030 What about the money? 674 01:14:28,190 --> 01:14:29,870 The agency will send you a bill. 675 01:14:30,910 --> 01:14:32,070 Well, thank you. 676 01:14:33,110 --> 01:14:34,770 I'm really going to hope for the best. 677 01:14:35,550 --> 01:14:36,550 Aunt Diane? 678 01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:37,890 Yes, Jimmy? 679 01:14:38,410 --> 01:14:39,410 What's for dinner? 680 01:14:39,610 --> 01:14:40,950 Oh, I thought we might go out. 681 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:42,750 Oh, great. 682 01:14:43,570 --> 01:14:45,350 Miss Foxworth, will you come with us? 683 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,580 Sorry, Jimmy, I've been gone all weekend. 684 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:49,520 Gotta feed the cat. 685 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:51,920 Okay. 686 01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:55,320 Oh, and Jimmy, remember your Shakespeare. 687 01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:57,900 I'll never forget it. 688 01:14:58,260 --> 01:15:01,080 A couch for luxury and damned incest. 689 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:07,940 But howsoever thou pursuest this act, take not thy mind, nor let thy soul 690 01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:09,520 contrive against thy mother ought. 691 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:11,440 Leave her to heaven. 692 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:15,400 and to the thorns that in her bosom lodge to prick and sting her. 693 01:15:16,260 --> 01:15:17,620 Fare thee well at once. 694 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:24,000 The glow -worm shows the Matan to be near, and gins to pale his unaffectual 695 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000 fire. 696 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:28,240 Adieu, adieu, adieu. 697 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,780 Remember me. 698 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,960 What was that all about? 699 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,580 You wouldn't understand. 700 01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:41,280 No, maybe you would. 701 01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:55,880 My name is Jimmy. I live across the street. 702 01:15:56,460 --> 01:15:57,480 So what? 703 01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:02,920 Well, to come right out with it, I've been watching you girls through my 704 01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:03,920 telescope. 705 01:16:04,380 --> 01:16:05,460 You what? 706 01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:08,420 Yeah, it's quite a turn on. 707 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:10,580 You girls are real sexy. 708 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:12,320 Oh, yeah? 709 01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:19,940 Well, uh, he is kind of cute, isn't he? He is very cute. Young, too. 710 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:22,060 So you've been watching us, huh? 711 01:16:22,590 --> 01:16:24,950 Yeah. Well, you want to have some fun? 712 01:16:25,570 --> 01:16:28,950 I was thinking about it. You want to play flashlight? 713 01:16:30,590 --> 01:16:31,590 Flashlight? 714 01:16:31,910 --> 01:16:32,910 Yeah. 715 01:16:33,290 --> 01:16:36,510 We're going to show you, baby. Come on. That's right. Come on. 716 01:16:36,830 --> 01:16:37,830 Oh, 717 01:16:38,590 --> 01:16:40,430 God. 718 01:16:43,410 --> 01:16:46,870 I thought I told you. You're just too big. 719 01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:49,770 Go away. 720 01:16:52,270 --> 01:16:53,270 Penis brain. 721 01:16:55,890 --> 01:16:57,050 You learn fast. 722 01:16:57,350 --> 01:16:58,350 I tell you. 723 01:16:58,890 --> 01:17:00,570 You've done this before, Jimmy. 724 01:17:01,110 --> 01:17:05,310 Have you done it before, Jimmy? Yes, you're doing a really good job. You're 725 01:17:05,310 --> 01:17:06,790 doing a really good job. 726 01:17:10,390 --> 01:17:11,670 He's fucking you. 727 01:17:15,370 --> 01:17:17,170 He's fucking you like a bunny. 728 01:17:18,850 --> 01:17:20,670 Oh, my God. 729 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:22,360 Oh, you're going to come. 730 01:17:22,980 --> 01:17:26,340 Oh, right here, Michael, right there. Oh, yes, of course. 731 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,620 Ah, yes. 732 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:30,780 Ah, yes. 733 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,400 All right, Jimmy. 734 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:41,760 Are you sure you saw him come in here? I saw him right out 735 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:45,360 my back window. That was hours ago when it was just starting to get dark. 736 01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:48,580 But he never stays out this late. 737 01:17:49,130 --> 01:17:51,390 Diane, haven't you been having problems with him? 738 01:17:51,650 --> 01:17:56,290 Yes, but I thought that was all cured. I mean, he wouldn't come out of his room. 739 01:17:56,490 --> 01:17:57,950 And now he won't come home. 740 01:17:59,110 --> 01:18:00,650 Who lives here anyway? 741 01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:03,290 Two airline stewardesses. Seem like normal girls. 742 01:18:06,730 --> 01:18:09,030 Well, there doesn't seem to be anybody home now. 743 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:13,530 The door's open. Let's go in. Come on. 744 01:18:19,150 --> 01:18:20,150 He's asleep. 745 01:18:20,410 --> 01:18:21,410 Jimmy? 746 01:18:21,910 --> 01:18:22,910 Jimmy, wake up. 747 01:18:24,730 --> 01:18:27,030 Ooh, look, Diane. He's got a heart on. 748 01:18:28,910 --> 01:18:29,910 Oh, my God. 749 01:18:30,510 --> 01:18:33,490 You're going to have to tuck it back into his pants because he's going to be 750 01:18:33,490 --> 01:18:35,490 real embarrassed if he wakes up like this. 751 01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:37,570 No, I don't want to touch it. 752 01:18:38,050 --> 01:18:39,390 Well, he's your nephew. 753 01:18:41,350 --> 01:18:42,850 Well, zip it up or something. 754 01:18:45,210 --> 01:18:46,650 Ooh, it's so big. 755 01:18:47,550 --> 01:18:48,670 We might hurt him. 756 01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:52,570 Well, cover it. Take a pillow. 757 01:18:53,550 --> 01:18:54,550 Do something. 758 01:18:55,330 --> 01:18:58,030 Oh, I'll do it if you're going to be such a prude. 759 01:18:58,790 --> 01:18:59,790 Prude? 760 01:19:10,930 --> 01:19:12,010 It's too stiff. 761 01:19:12,730 --> 01:19:15,830 Just let me slicken it up a little bit and then it'll slide right in. 762 01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:31,700 Marsha, do you have any idea what you're doing? 763 01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:35,660 Well, hell yes, I do it all the time. 764 01:19:42,060 --> 01:19:42,540 Go 765 01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:49,780 back 766 01:19:49,780 --> 01:19:50,780 to sleep, Jimmy. 767 01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:52,380 What's going on, Aunt Diane? 768 01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:54,820 You're getting your cock sucked, kid. 769 01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:57,540 Oh, my God. 770 01:20:00,390 --> 01:20:01,610 I'd like to sit on this. 771 01:20:03,010 --> 01:20:04,010 Marsha, no. 772 01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:05,410 He's my nephew. 773 01:20:06,790 --> 01:20:08,070 Well, he's not my nephew. 774 01:20:09,010 --> 01:20:10,610 Besides, I think he's kind of cute. 775 01:20:13,990 --> 01:20:14,990 Don't do it, Jimmy. 776 01:20:55,759 --> 01:20:57,040 Oh. Ooh. 777 01:20:57,980 --> 01:20:59,780 Oh, your socks feel so good. 778 01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:01,840 Oh, it's so young and hard. 779 01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:04,240 Ooh. Oh. 780 01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:06,680 Oh. 781 01:21:07,260 --> 01:21:08,260 Ooh. 782 01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,820 But it feels so good, Aunt Diane. 783 01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,180 Oh, I know. 784 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:21,000 Ooh, I love fucking better than anything. 785 01:21:34,670 --> 01:21:35,670 How good am I pussy? 786 01:21:36,070 --> 01:21:37,810 Oh, you make me so wet. 787 01:21:38,710 --> 01:21:42,450 Oh, I wanted to fuck you as soon as I saw your hard cock sticking out of your 788 01:21:42,450 --> 01:21:43,910 pants. Oh. 789 01:21:45,330 --> 01:21:46,330 Oh. 790 01:21:47,150 --> 01:21:48,150 Oh. 791 01:21:48,810 --> 01:21:49,810 Oh. 792 01:21:50,270 --> 01:21:51,270 Oh. 793 01:21:55,430 --> 01:21:56,430 Oh. 794 01:21:56,790 --> 01:21:57,790 Oh. 795 01:21:58,110 --> 01:21:59,110 Oh. 796 01:22:00,370 --> 01:22:01,370 Oh, 797 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:03,990 Diane, you'd love it. 798 01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:05,220 You ought to try it. 799 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:15,960 Oh, come on, Aunt Diane. I've always wanted to. 800 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:18,120 You have? 801 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:20,020 Go on, Diane. Try it. 802 01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:27,140 Oh, well, might as well keep it in the family. 803 01:22:54,130 --> 01:22:55,210 Oh, yes. 804 01:22:56,130 --> 01:22:57,250 Oh, God. 805 01:22:58,030 --> 01:22:59,450 I never dreamed. 806 01:23:00,590 --> 01:23:04,590 Oh, yes. Come on, fucker. Let her have it. Come on. 807 01:23:05,990 --> 01:23:07,390 Uh -huh. 808 01:23:07,830 --> 01:23:09,290 Uh -huh. Oh, that's it. 809 01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:11,110 Deep. 810 01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:13,270 Deeper. Deeper. You are wet. 811 01:23:13,710 --> 01:23:14,710 Oh, 812 01:23:15,130 --> 01:23:16,130 God. 813 01:23:16,710 --> 01:23:18,070 It's so wet going in there. 814 01:23:18,470 --> 01:23:20,390 Come on, fucker. 815 01:23:21,090 --> 01:23:22,210 Fucker, how are you? 816 01:23:24,860 --> 01:23:25,860 Oh, yeah. 817 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:57,220 As the sun sinks slowly in the west, we say a fond farewell to Los Angeles, 818 01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:03,500 the land of milk and honey, the big orange, Smogsville, 819 01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:07,500 the land of opportunity where anything can happen. 820 01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:10,100 And usually it does. 821 01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:13,320 24 hours a day.