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Previously, on Young Sheldon...

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We are at capacity.

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It's time to expand.

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- Where?
- The video store

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right behind that wall

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just lost its lease.

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So, you're telling me
there's nothing weird

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going on back there?

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Oh, my God.

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- Is it legal?
- No. - Yes.

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Too bad there's not
a comic book database

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so I can search through it
and find what I'm looking for.

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Well, CERN
has something similar.

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You can search a database
of scientific papers.

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But there's no database
for comic books.

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You should make one.
Somewhere else.

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Could it be used to catalogue

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other things?

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Yes, the applications
are endless.

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Ooh, there could be ones
for scientific grants.

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Funding grants is such
a time-consuming process.

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If there was
a centralized database,

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it would change
the research landscape entirely.

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Do you see what this could do
for the scientific community?

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We could charge an access fee to
every university on the planet,

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then I could retire on a yacht
in the Bahamas.

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You're missing the point.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Uh, good for science. I love it.

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<i>People say French
is the language of love,</i>

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<i>but for me, nothing is sweeter
than the exhilarating sounds</i>

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<i>of legalese.
Ooh, la, la.</i>

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The same could not be said
for my parents.

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Uh...

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And which one are we?

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"The-the party
of the first part"

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or "the party
of the second part"?

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The first part,

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but either way, it's a party.

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Speaking of which,
can I get you a beer?

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Y-You're a Lone Star man, right?

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- Matter of fact, I am.
- George.

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She offered.
I don't want to be rude.

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It's 11:00 a.m.

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Well, you just let me know.

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We'll get you anything you want.

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We're fine, thank you.

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So, you really think
this invention of Sheldon's

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could be worth something?

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Oh, who knows?
Uh, most of the time,

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these things don't pan out.

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Could be something,
probably nothing.

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Uh, that's just a formality.

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But you said my grant database

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would make the university
"boatloads of money."

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Well, that doesn't
mean anything.

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Boats can be small.

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Ever hear of a canoe?

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Anyway, who needs a pen?

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What's this about the university

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owning 90% and Sheldon
only owning ten?

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Oh, that's just
standard boilerplate.

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Did you know that
boilerplate originally

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referred to the roll of steel

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used as a template
to create steam boilers,

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but then was adapted
to the legal profession

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to describe the way
companies use fine print

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to get around the law?

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Ugh, that fact is just so fun.

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You see? It is a party.

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And what's a party
without Yoo-hoo?

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Can I get you a cold one?

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Yes, please.

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No. We want to make
sure that Sheldon

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is being treated fairly.

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Yeah, maybe we should get
our own lawyer

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to take a look at this
before we sign anything.

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Can we afford a lawyer?

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Okay, w-we're gonna need
some time to get back to you.

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Of course.
You take all the time you need.

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You know, just because of all

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the nice things we've done for
your son and for your family,

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no need to start
trusting us now.

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She took that
better than I thought.

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Dang, it's busy in here
for a weekday.

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Social Security checks landed.

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Hm. Getting paid
just to be old... must be nice.

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I ain't complaining.

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Listen, this cash box

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is full. Take some of this up

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and stick it in the register
in the video store.

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You got it.

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And don't be
flirting with Mandy.

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I need help back here.

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Okay, but she might
flirt with me.

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This shirt really
brings out my eyes.

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How's it going?
Figure everything out?

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People give me money,
I give them movies.

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I think I got it.

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Smart, pregnant,
you're the whole package.

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I'd like to return this movie.

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Okay, thank you. Come again.

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I can't believe
you would rent this filth.

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It's not filth.
It's Basic Instinct.

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Well, my husband was watching it

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and there was a woman in there
who showed her hoo-ha.

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Yeah, she does.

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Come on, I mean,
you don't see the whole thing.

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At most, you
see a "hoo."

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If you see the "hoo,"
the "ha's" right there.

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Whatever it was, it's sinful.

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Why don't you pick out
something else? On the house.

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I don't know why you'd carry
something like this.

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People like it.

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I've seen it three times.

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Do you really want
to bring your baby

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into a world where this
is considered entertainment?

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Lady, why don't you
let me worry about my baby

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and, uh, you worry about
what your husband's watching.

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Easy, she's still a customer.

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Not anymore.

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And I'm gonna tell
my prayer group

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not to come here either.

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Okay, you do that.
We have family

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entertainment as well.

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Sound of Music.
No one shows nothing.

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Three times, really?

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I'm 17.

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Well, I don't know,
you're the lawyer.

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You know,
if this invention's big,

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mama wants a taste.

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President Hagemeyer, a word.

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Out.

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I understand
you're moving forward

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with Sheldon's grant database.

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I was an intrinsic part of that.

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Hm, Sheldon didn't mention you.

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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.

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Do I need to redo
these contracts?

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You betcha.
All right, just hold on.

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This is good for the university.

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This isn't about everybody

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getting a piece of the pie.

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Oh, really? In that contract,
does she get a piece of the pie?

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Uh...
Don't answer that,

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attorney-client whatever.

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Uh, technically my services
are paid for by the uni...

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Shut up, Ken.

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Linda, be reasonable.

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I am.

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After all the Sheldon I've
put up with, I deserve this.

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You deserve this?
My office is basically his clubhouse.

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Okay, I tell you what I'll do.

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If Sheldon's okay with it,

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you're welcome
to part of his cut.

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That's not you doing anything.

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Hi there, Connie.

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Pastor Jeff.
What can I do for you?

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I was hoping we could chat
about your video store.

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What about it?

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I'm just so glad

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it's in the hands
of a good Christian woman.

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Where you headed here, padre?

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Well, some of my flock

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have concerns about
the movies y'all rent.

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You know, the ones with the

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sexual content

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and whatnot.

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If they don't want
to see whatnot,

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then they shouldn't
rent whatnot.

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I hear you. God gave us
free will.

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But you're renting temptation.

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And you know who tempts us?

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The devil.

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So, that's who's making me

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want to slam this door
in your face.

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I'm just here
to give you a heads-up.

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People are upset

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and I'd hate to see
your business suffer.

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Are you threatening me?

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No, uh, I'm sorry.

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Uh, let me just
take off my pastor hat,

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put on my neighbor cap,

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and start again.

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I'm gonna put on my hat, too.

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It's got a big foam finger
on top of it.

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Guess which one.

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The naughty one?

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Bingo.

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Mr. Vance, thank you for taking
the time to see us.

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Oh, no problem.

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You know,
I don't ordinarily handle

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intellectual property contracts,

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I'm more of a slip-and-fall guy.

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I have seen your face
on those park bench ads.

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Oh, you fall in the park,
this is the first thing

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you see.

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So, as I said on the phone,

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our son invented something that
his university's interested in,

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but we feel they might be
trying to keep

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the lion's share for themselves.

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You really think
it's gonna be worth something?

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University seems to think so.
They want 90% of it.

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Oh, is that so?

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What's the invention?

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We don't really understand it.

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Oh, you know, it's a computer...

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thing.

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Adding machine and carbon paper
got me this far.

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Mm.

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What... what am I smelling?

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Beef and broccoli.

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Chinese place downstairs.

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Ooh, do they have good chop
suey? I can never find good...

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- George.
- You were saying?

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Sheldon, we need to talk.

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You should keep your voice down.
This is a library.

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Do you remember when
we came up with the idea

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for that grant database?

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I remember when
I came up with the idea.

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Uh, in my office.

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In my brain.

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Which was in my office.

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And, as I recall,

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I was the one who suggested
you build a database.

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No, you suggested I build
a comic book database.

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Which was the underlying idea.

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Fire is the underlying idea
for the nuclear power plant,

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and no one credits the caveman.

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Son...

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and I call you son because
I think of you as family.

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Is this the way you would
treat your own family?

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Not my mom.
Everyone else is on their own.

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Thank you for saying no to sin!

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Oh, you got to be kidding me.

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What are you doing?

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We're just asking people
to sign our petition

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if they agree that sin
has no place in cinema.

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- Huh. Clever.
- Thanks.

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And God doesn't want us
seeing people's private parts.

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Didn't he make people's
private parts?

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He did, and then he made clothes
to cover 'em right up.

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You are scaring
away my customers.

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You know what's scarier? Hell.

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Look, you can't just sit here
in front of my store.

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Freedom of speech.
We're allowed.

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And we're allowed
to rent whatever movies we want.

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People can choose
for themselves.

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They sure can.

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If you love God
and hate the devil, sign here.

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Where is your halo? 'Cause
you are an angel.

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Let's just see what
the people think about this.

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Yeah.

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What are you doing? We just

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finally got those
killjoys out of here.

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Yeah, it was amazing.

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Have you two lost your minds?

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We do not need
this kind of attention.

259
00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:48,956
Attention's good.

260
00:09:49,057 --> 00:09:50,893
Like, free advertising.

261
00:09:50,977 --> 00:09:53,190
We're running an illegal
gambling room in the back.

262
00:09:53,283 --> 00:09:54,994
- Oh, that'll be fine.
- For you.

263
00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:56,932
If we get arrested,
y'all go to lady jail.

264
00:09:57,017 --> 00:09:59,736
I have to go to scary jail.
I'm too pretty for scary jail.

265
00:09:59,822 --> 00:10:01,166
No more prison movies for you.

266
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,955
So you're saying
we should just give in,

267
00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:06,893
after what that
holy-rolling Muppet

268
00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:08,852
has done to your whole family?

269
00:10:08,937 --> 00:10:10,451
He does look like a Muppet.

270
00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,533
All I'm saying is
we need to remember

271
00:10:12,619 --> 00:10:13,857
where the real money's
coming from.

272
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,751
If we want it to keep coming,
you got to back off.

273
00:10:18,423 --> 00:10:21,489
Okay, fine. I'll behave.

274
00:10:22,774 --> 00:10:25,307
When did you start
to be the responsible one?

275
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,062
Hey, I don't like it, either.

276
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:32,649
Ah, just the young genius
I was hoping to see.

277
00:10:32,734 --> 00:10:35,318
Look, I've heard
from your parents' lawyer,

278
00:10:35,403 --> 00:10:37,874
and I'm a little concerned

279
00:10:37,959 --> 00:10:39,875
that this whole thing
is getting out of hand.

280
00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,650
- How so?
- Well, you know, lawyers get involved

281
00:10:42,735 --> 00:10:46,096
and everything slows down
and, well, I'm just worried

282
00:10:46,181 --> 00:10:47,697
that someone else might come up

283
00:10:47,783 --> 00:10:49,861
with the same idea
in the meantime.

284
00:10:49,947 --> 00:10:51,759
I didn't think of that.
We should get started.

285
00:10:51,845 --> 00:10:53,947
I agree, but, well,
we can't get started

286
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,504
until the paperwork is signed.

287
00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:57,625
Ugh! Those darn lawyers.

288
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,768
Well, how can we fix this?

289
00:10:59,852 --> 00:11:03,854
Hmm. Well, I guess

290
00:11:03,938 --> 00:11:07,547
if you could, well,
convince your parents to sign,

291
00:11:07,631 --> 00:11:09,234
then we could get rolling.

292
00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:13,697
And to make it worth your while,

293
00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:17,259
how about we put your name
on one of these buildings?

294
00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:20,900
How would you feel about
"Sheldon Cooper Science Center"?

295
00:11:20,985 --> 00:11:22,774
I'm sorry. Did you say,
"Sheldon Cooper Science Center,"

296
00:11:22,798 --> 00:11:25,298
or "Sheldon Cooper's
Science Center"?

297
00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:26,417
Well, which do you like?

298
00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:27,536
I prefer the possessive.

299
00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:28,965
It makes it much more mine.

300
00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:32,072
Then "Sheldon Cooper's
Science Center" it is.

301
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,403
So, do we have a deal?

302
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,172
Okay.
Excellent.

303
00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:39,807
Now get out of here
before I pinch those cheeks.

304
00:11:44,961 --> 00:11:47,197
I will remind you
my wife is a police officer.

305
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:50,150
I've just come
with a little peace offering.

306
00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:55,239
My last copy of Basic Instinct.

307
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:59,427
So there you go.
No more naked ladies,

308
00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:00,807
no more Michael Douglas'

309
00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:03,865
bare butt giving me
impure thoughts.

310
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:07,397
The town is safe again.

311
00:12:07,481 --> 00:12:09,783
Well, thank you
for seeing reason.

312
00:12:09,869 --> 00:12:12,893
Well, what kind of good
Christian woman would I be

313
00:12:12,977 --> 00:12:13,674
if I didn't?

314
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,354
So, we square?

315
00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:18,879
It's not about you and me
being square, Connie.

316
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:22,158
It's about you
and El Jefe Grande.

317
00:12:22,731 --> 00:12:24,822
Mm-hmm.

318
00:12:25,821 --> 00:12:28,224
Well, goodbye.

319
00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:30,525
You know,
I'd be happy to come down

320
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,876
and let you know what
other movies are objectionable

321
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:36,328
so we don't have
another situation on our hands.

322
00:12:36,431 --> 00:12:39,235
You want to take
more movies out of my store?

323
00:12:39,335 --> 00:12:42,139
Again, not me,
but there's a guy with a thumb

324
00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:44,561
a lot bigger
than Siskel or Ebert's.

325
00:12:47,913 --> 00:12:51,080
Sheldon, thank you
for coming in.

326
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,496
I want to apologize
for our little tiff earlier.

327
00:12:53,581 --> 00:12:54,582
You're forgiven.

328
00:12:54,682 --> 00:12:56,118
Oh. Great.

329
00:12:56,789 --> 00:13:01,072
I found something that might
be of interest to you.

330
00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:03,725
An authentic signature
from Richard Feynman.

331
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:04,993
Where did you get this?

332
00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,327
Details aren't important.

333
00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:08,664
- Is this a restraining order?
- Not important.

334
00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:10,774
That's actually a really
good way to get autographs.

335
00:13:10,798 --> 00:13:12,038
I'll have to keep that in mind.

336
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,322
Well, it's yours, from
one scientist to another,

337
00:13:14,408 --> 00:13:15,644
and that's my point, really.

338
00:13:15,736 --> 00:13:18,539
You and I... we need
to stick together. Why?

339
00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:21,009
Because this university
is filled with people

340
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,878
who want to exploit our ideas.

341
00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:24,164
That's not my experience.

342
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,363
President Hagemeyer
just offered me my own building.

343
00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:28,417
You're being manipulated,
you don't even know it.

344
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,275
Sheldon, I've seen this
a thousand times...

345
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,490
A brilliant young mind
like yours taken advantage of.

346
00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:36,292
But isn't that
what you're trying to do?

347
00:13:36,392 --> 00:13:38,078
Absolutely not.

348
00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:39,965
President Hagemeyer's
was a bribe.

349
00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:43,952
That is a gift
from one peer to another.

350
00:13:44,038 --> 00:13:46,518
So what do you say?

351
00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:47,836
Are you a scientist

352
00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:49,671
or are you a pawn
of the administration?

353
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:50,783
A scientist.

354
00:13:50,868 --> 00:13:52,602
Yes, you are.

355
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,221
So, we have a deal?

356
00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:57,212
Okay.

357
00:13:57,312 --> 00:13:58,913
I'd like to order

358
00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:01,876
five more copies
of Basic Instinct

359
00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:05,408
and a couple more
of Fatal Attraction.

360
00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:08,856
Anything else? Ooh, uh, get
a Last Temptation of Christ.

361
00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:10,359
That'll really piss people off.

362
00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:13,528
And a copy of
The Last Temptation of Christ

363
00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:15,268
to really piss people off.

364
00:14:15,352 --> 00:14:16,831
Thank you.

365
00:14:16,932 --> 00:14:18,500
What are y'all doing?

366
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,936
Well, I tried to be nice
but he kept pushing.

367
00:14:21,036 --> 00:14:22,471
Yeah, so now we're pushing back.

368
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,625
Why do you care?

369
00:14:23,711 --> 00:14:25,090
Because I don't like
anybody telling me how

370
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,322
to run my business,
especially him.

371
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,259
This is not your business.

372
00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:31,666
That room back there
with the shady piles of money...

373
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:34,998
That's your business.
Your secret, illegal business.

374
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,851
So, what, are we just supposed

375
00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:39,322
to become
a Christian video store now?

376
00:14:39,408 --> 00:14:40,989
You know what?
In this town, I...

377
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,692
No! I am not
gonna let that man win.

378
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,744
Hi. I'm with Channel 7 news.

379
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,736
Can I help you?

380
00:14:47,822 --> 00:14:50,720
A local pastor has put together
a petition of citizens

381
00:14:50,804 --> 00:14:53,875
concerned about the vulgar
content of your video store.

382
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,261
Would you care to comment?

383
00:14:56,009 --> 00:14:57,884
Damn straight I would.
I want him to know...

384
00:14:57,969 --> 00:14:59,937
Give me. Give me.
No, give me that. I want...

385
00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:02,977
I can assure you
there's nothing immoral

386
00:15:03,077 --> 00:15:05,147
or indecent going on here.

387
00:15:06,813 --> 00:15:08,822
Mm. So, we were talking
to the lawyer...

388
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,197
Here comes the divorce.

389
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:12,188
We are not getting divorced.

390
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,511
Then why do we have a lawyer?

391
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:14,688
Sheldon invented something

392
00:15:14,774 --> 00:15:16,393
that the university's
interested in

393
00:15:16,477 --> 00:15:17,917
and it could be
worth some money.

394
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,686
You always were
my favorite brother.

395
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,996
This morning you licked your
finger and put it in my ear.

396
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,274
That means I like you.

397
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,541
Anyway, the lawyer
wants to sit down with you

398
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,306
before he gets into it
with the university.

399
00:15:27,408 --> 00:15:29,777
I don't know. I hear
lawyers slow things down.

400
00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:30,897
What?

401
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,501
Shelly, this is for your future.

402
00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:35,967
We're just trying to make sure
that you're taken care of.

403
00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:37,399
I don't care about money.

404
00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:40,553
Well, someday you might when
you have your own wife and kids.

405
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,139
I don't see that happening.

406
00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:44,927
No one sees that happening.
And I say that with love.

407
00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:47,040
Sheldon, this is important
to all of us.

408
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,581
Uh, you got to think
about your family.

409
00:15:49,744 --> 00:15:51,317
Shelly, he's right.

410
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,787
Did you put extra hot dogs
in this spaghetti?

411
00:15:55,261 --> 00:15:56,929
I did.

412
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,426
Okay, I'll talk with the lawyer.

413
00:16:00,905 --> 00:16:03,107
You're good.

414
00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:07,673
Well, I'm-I'm so glad that
we can all sit down together.

415
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,403
And I have a feeling we are
gonna come to a quick agreement.

416
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:14,220
I have a feeling we are.

417
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:15,942
So, I have redrawn
the contracts...

418
00:16:16,028 --> 00:16:17,562
Sorry we're late.

419
00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:20,274
What are you doing here?
And who's he?

420
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,961
I'm his cousin.
And lawyer.

421
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,619
Really, Grant?

422
00:16:23,703 --> 00:16:25,605
Yeah, really.
Let me talk for you.

423
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,119
Yeah, really.

424
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,956
Okay. Fine, fine. Stay.

425
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,674
It really doesn't make
any difference because

426
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:36,429
Sheldon agrees that this is in
the best interest of everyone.

427
00:16:36,576 --> 00:16:38,298
- You said that?
- Yes.

428
00:16:38,383 --> 00:16:40,203
- Hold on. Sheldon told me...
- Grant.

429
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,164
Sheldon informed my client

430
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,017
that their interests
were aligned.

431
00:16:46,101 --> 00:16:48,595
You told him that?
Yes.

432
00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:49,681
You told me

433
00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:51,104
he was on our side.

434
00:16:51,188 --> 00:16:52,585
Didn't you tell them that?

435
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,414
Yes.

436
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,000
Which is it, Sheldon?

437
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,134
Yeah, Sheldon.
Whose side are you on?

438
00:16:58,219 --> 00:16:59,955
Shelly?

439
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:03,438
I don't know and I don't care.

440
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,271
I just want
to build the database.

441
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:07,736
Why can't this just
be about the science?

442
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:10,256
W-Why are you making it
all about the money?

443
00:17:10,752 --> 00:17:13,455
This was supposed to be
exciting, and you're ruining it.

444
00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:17,874
Oh...

445
00:17:19,111 --> 00:17:21,414
I'm telling you,
I can do it on my own.

446
00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:23,368
Shelly?

447
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,392
I don't want to be
in the middle anymore.

448
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,650
I know. I...
I came out to apologize.

449
00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:30,169
We made that all about us

450
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:32,193
and it should be
about what you want.

451
00:17:33,203 --> 00:17:34,203
Thanks.

452
00:17:34,447 --> 00:17:37,923
So... why don't you take
a little time

453
00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:40,376
and figure out
what's gonna make you happy?

454
00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:41,628
I will.

455
00:17:42,009 --> 00:17:43,277
Okay, I did.

456
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,597
Oh. All right.
Well, what did you decide?

457
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,703
I'm cutting everybody out
and doing this myself.

458
00:17:48,788 --> 00:17:49,451
What?

459
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,971
I don't need the university
and I don't need Dr. Linkletter.

460
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,743
How are you gonna
pay for all this?

461
00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:54,953
I'll find private investors.

462
00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:57,306
They can pay for it
on the condition I'm left alone.

463
00:17:57,442 --> 00:18:00,453
Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?

464
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,940
Perhaps you're right.

465
00:18:02,106 --> 00:18:04,597
- Done. I'm good.
- Where you going?

466
00:18:04,682 --> 00:18:06,919
My dorm. I have some calls
to make. Love you.

467
00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:09,221
Love you, too.

468
00:18:17,236 --> 00:18:18,871
Don't you have Die Hard?

469
00:18:18,955 --> 00:18:20,914
- Not anymore.
- Why?

470
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,169
It had that bad word in it.

471
00:18:23,256 --> 00:18:27,493
What?
"Yippee-ki-yay," etcetera.

472
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:30,181
This store sucks.

473
00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,266
We know.

474
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,375
- Maybe you'd like The Singing Nun.
- Nope.

475
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:39,505
Has anybody ever rented
The Singing Nun?

476
00:18:41,632 --> 00:18:43,066
Just Pastor Jeff.

477
00:18:43,151 --> 00:18:44,653
That figures.

478
00:18:45,135 --> 00:18:46,503
Wait a minute.

479
00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:48,775
You can see all the movies

480
00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:50,836
- that Pastor Jeff ever rented?
- You can see

481
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,624
any movie everyone's rented.

482
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,211
Well, let's just see

483
00:18:54,296 --> 00:18:57,030
if he's as pious
as he pretends to be.

484
00:18:57,115 --> 00:19:00,461
Let's find out.

485
00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:03,983
Jesus Christ Superstar,

486
00:19:04,507 --> 00:19:06,407
Jesus of Nazareth,

487
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:08,400
The Blood of Jesus.

488
00:19:08,484 --> 00:19:09,211
Good Lord.

489
00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:11,010
How many Jesus movies are there?

490
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:13,094
Oh, what about his wife?

491
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,970
- Oh.
- Mm.

492
00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:18,196
- Show me, show me.
- Mm.

493
00:19:20,179 --> 00:19:21,868
Hello, Pastor Jeff.

494
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,497
Hey there, Connie.

495
00:19:23,582 --> 00:19:24,907
What brings you by?

496
00:19:24,992 --> 00:19:28,009
I just wanted to drop off
a little gift.

497
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,461
Dirty Dancing?

498
00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:32,816
I think you know
how I feel about this movie.

499
00:19:32,901 --> 00:19:34,211
I do.

500
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:37,302
I also know how your wife
feels about it.

501
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:38,521
What?

502
00:19:38,606 --> 00:19:40,054
She's rented it five times.

503
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:43,439
That's a lot
of shirtless Patrick Swayze.

504
00:19:43,602 --> 00:19:45,336
Must be some mistake.

505
00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:47,961
There isn't. Shall we talk about
Fatal Attraction?

506
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,344
- Do we have to?
- Six times.

507
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,782
- Are you blackmailing me?
- Yeah.

508
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,009
Well, it's not gonna work.

509
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:56,993
I'm a man of principles
and I stand by them.

510
00:19:57,215 --> 00:19:59,085
And I respect that.

511
00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:02,814
So let's talk about what your
church elders are renting.

512
00:20:02,898 --> 00:20:04,800
Oh, come on.
Want to know?

513
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,000
Is it bad?

514
00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:09,055
It's Porky's bad.

515
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,578
How your principles feeling now?

516
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:13,568
<i>I'm going to end this story</i>

517
00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:16,249
<i>so you don't have to see
a grown man beg for mercy.</i>

518
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:17,609
<i>Connie, please...</i>

519
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,517
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