1 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:21,251 Twice or thrice 2 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:25,167 I loved thee 3 00:01:27,001 --> 00:01:30,375 before I knew thy face or name, 4 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:35,626 but a voice and a shapeless flame. 5 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,501 Elvira! 6 00:01:38,584 --> 00:01:41,584 Thine angelic song must worshiped be. 7 00:01:43,459 --> 00:01:46,334 "And all that issues from thee." 8 00:01:46,459 --> 00:01:49,834 So for God's sake hold your tongue 9 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:51,751 and let me 10 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:55,001 love thy sacred body 11 00:01:55,084 --> 00:01:57,417 without sin. 12 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,417 Elvira! 13 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:13,292 PRINCE JULIAN'S MOST BEAUTIFUL POEMS 14 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,751 Elvira, braces! 15 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,417 Rebekka. 16 00:03:14,417 --> 00:03:15,959 Otto. 17 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:21,917 Welcome to the kingdom of Swedlandia, my beautiful. 18 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:35,834 Love you 19 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:40,542 in sickness and in health, to honour and cherish you 20 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:43,626 till death do us part. 21 00:03:56,792 --> 00:04:00,959 - Agnes, this is wonderful! - Come, sister. 22 00:04:06,334 --> 00:04:08,126 Isak! 23 00:04:12,584 --> 00:04:15,834 This is Elvira. Isak takes care of my horses. 24 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:23,709 Come. 25 00:05:14,375 --> 00:05:18,126 Is it the Prince's poetry you are reading? 26 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:24,875 I want to marry him. 27 00:05:26,209 --> 00:05:28,375 I really do! 28 00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:47,292 And now... 29 00:05:48,584 --> 00:05:50,667 No, please... 30 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:57,709 - Stop it! - Don't be such a spoil sport! 31 00:06:20,251 --> 00:06:21,667 Papa... 32 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:24,042 Papa? 33 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,751 Papa? 34 00:06:29,626 --> 00:06:31,292 Papa? 35 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,251 Papa... 36 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:44,292 Papa! 37 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:17,584 THE UGLY STEPSISTER 38 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:55,001 It's just me, Elvira. 39 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:08,584 You must be starving! 40 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:14,834 I brought some chocolate. There's no better consolation. 41 00:09:56,084 --> 00:09:59,042 Can you please go? 42 00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:02,001 I thought you were asleep. 43 00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:10,584 When my father died, Mama slept all the time. 44 00:10:13,084 --> 00:10:15,459 But it passed. 45 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:21,792 Everything passes eventually. 46 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:25,792 How dare you compare your grief to mine?! 47 00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:30,292 That's my brush! 48 00:10:32,251 --> 00:10:36,626 He isn't even in the ground, and you just settle in. 49 00:10:37,584 --> 00:10:40,292 Do you have no decency? 50 00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:48,459 If it wasn't for the money, father would never 51 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:52,209 have let people like you into his life! 52 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:55,209 What money? 53 00:10:57,626 --> 00:11:00,709 Your mother's money. 54 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,001 Mama! 55 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:15,584 They have no money! 56 00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:21,334 They have no money. 57 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,375 We will confiscate 58 00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:34,792 all cattle and arable land with immediate effect. 59 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,417 Keep the coins. 60 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,709 Mama? 61 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,417 Mama! 62 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:15,501 We'll find a solution. 63 00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:19,751 Do you think it's easy? 64 00:12:21,626 --> 00:12:24,875 Do you think it's easy... 65 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:28,542 to find a rich man who would want me? 66 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:34,667 A widow with saggy tits and two hopeless daughters! 67 00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:46,084 I can get married. 68 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,751 To whom? The Prince? 69 00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:53,209 Look in the mirror, sweetheart. 70 00:12:57,542 --> 00:13:01,459 And Alma, she hasn't even started bleeding. 71 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,834 Dearest Mama... 72 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,959 I beg you... 73 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,251 Don't let this be my fate. 74 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:46,834 Message from the castle! 75 00:14:56,417 --> 00:15:01,084 The King and his son, His Royal Highness Prince Julian, 76 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:05,917 hereby invite all noble virgins to a ball at the castle 77 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:09,709 four full moons from the next. 78 00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:13,626 A ball?! 79 00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:17,251 Yes. 80 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,584 - Name? - Agnes Angelica Alicia 81 00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:25,126 Victoria von Morgenstierne Munthe of Rosenhoff. 82 00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:31,001 Thank you. 83 00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:33,001 Name? 84 00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:35,167 Elvira. 85 00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:38,167 Von? 86 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:42,375 Von?! 87 00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:46,251 Von? 88 00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:51,251 She's my stepsister. 89 00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:07,084 ELVIRA VON STEPSISTER 90 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:12,375 The Prince will choose his bride at the ball! 91 00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:17,542 Mama, I'm going to a ball! 92 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:51,834 Right. 93 00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:55,501 Removing braces is simple. 94 00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:59,209 The nose, on the other hand... 95 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:04,375 What will you do with it? 96 00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:06,626 Tame it. 97 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:11,126 I also recommend our exclusive 98 00:17:11,251 --> 00:17:15,209 hand-made eyelash extensions. 99 00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:25,292 After a lifetime in the shade 100 00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:27,501 of that hump, 101 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:31,126 your beautiful eyes deserve some extra attention. 102 00:17:32,459 --> 00:17:34,126 Yes. 103 00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:36,959 The braces and the nose will suffice for now. 104 00:17:37,084 --> 00:17:39,667 How fast can we get it done? 105 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:44,667 - When can you pay me? - I'll pay you double after the ball. 106 00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:50,875 Nurse! 107 00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:55,167 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FACE, BUT YOUR NOSE? 108 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,792 Pliers! 109 00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:30,001 Voilà! 110 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:35,375 Now to the pièce de résistance! 111 00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:38,875 The great transformation. Which will it be? 112 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,917 Number seven. 113 00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:45,417 Excellent choice. 114 00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:00,042 Un, deux, trois! 115 00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:18,542 Un, deux, trois! 116 00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:02,501 Good morning, girls. 117 00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:05,126 Good morning, Miss Sophie! 118 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:07,709 Welcome to a new school year. 119 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:11,875 Being the Kingdom's leading finishing school, 120 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:15,709 we are honoured to open Prince Julian's ball 121 00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:19,251 with a dance performance. 122 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:31,375 There will be a selection 123 00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,292 made by me and Madame Vanja. 124 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:39,584 There will be... 125 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:43,667 There will be a lead and two supporting roles. 126 00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:47,251 The chosen ones get a unique opportunity 127 00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:50,459 to show off to the Prince. 128 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:56,251 This, my girls, will be the most important night of your lives. 129 00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:58,792 It will be filled 130 00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:02,875 with counts, barons 131 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:06,084 and rich merchants. 132 00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:52,209 You. Step back. 133 00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:56,209 Agnes, forward. 134 00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:03,959 Step back! 135 00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:13,042 Don't you understand? 136 00:23:21,126 --> 00:23:23,001 Thank you. 137 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,709 Rebekka. 138 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:42,626 I have decided on a date for my father's funeral. 139 00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:46,709 When we can afford it. 140 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:49,542 When will that be? 141 00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:53,042 After the ball, when Elvira has married. 142 00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:55,375 Dr. Esthétique isn't cheap. 143 00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:04,417 I didn't know you had in-depth knowledge of the doctor. 144 00:24:04,501 --> 00:24:09,875 My dad is rotting. You spend money on everything but his funeral. 145 00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:14,292 Things don't necessarily have to cost money, Agnes. 146 00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:17,875 I thought Elvira and Alma 147 00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:22,626 might have some of your dresses that you're not wearing anyway. 148 00:26:19,209 --> 00:26:22,167 The list is here! 149 00:27:57,626 --> 00:27:59,459 Voilà! 150 00:28:02,334 --> 00:28:04,834 Who can do this? 151 00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:10,334 Everybody will look at you! 152 00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:17,667 You? 153 00:28:20,084 --> 00:28:21,875 Let's see. 154 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,584 Begin. 155 00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:59,042 Stop. 156 00:29:04,875 --> 00:29:07,542 You have talent. 157 00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:11,459 Wasted talent. 158 00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:16,584 I didn't want you. 159 00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:21,167 Your mother paid me. Understand? 160 00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:31,084 Work harder. 161 00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:36,292 Much harder! 162 00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:39,875 Agnes. 163 00:29:39,959 --> 00:29:42,001 You and you. 164 00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:46,459 Begin. 165 00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:15,459 This is easier said than done. 166 00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:19,709 I will need ribbons or bows to make this work. 167 00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:23,834 I don't care how, just get her into it! 168 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,834 Move over! 169 00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,126 Good night, Miss. 170 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:03,501 - The Prince will love you. - Thank you. 171 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:15,001 Elvira. 172 00:32:26,001 --> 00:32:28,709 I'm hopeless. 173 00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:33,542 No one will ever choose me. 174 00:32:43,584 --> 00:32:46,709 I don't think that's true. 175 00:32:50,417 --> 00:32:54,084 I see a lot of myself in you. 176 00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:03,042 But you are gorgeous! 177 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,292 And I... 178 00:33:08,292 --> 00:33:11,251 I'm ugly and fat. 179 00:33:14,751 --> 00:33:16,751 May I see? 180 00:33:57,792 --> 00:34:00,334 It's beautiful. 181 00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:05,875 You're changing your outside to fit 182 00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:09,501 what you know is on the inside. 183 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,959 You are a brave one. 184 00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:24,459 I have something for you. 185 00:34:38,792 --> 00:34:42,542 It's what's inside that counts. 186 00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:49,417 My head is pounding. 187 00:34:49,542 --> 00:34:53,584 Find me, virgin, find me fast... 188 00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:56,334 My heart breaks. 189 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:59,375 I'd rather die 190 00:34:59,459 --> 00:35:03,251 than to my heart lie 191 00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:06,667 and be with one I do not love. 192 00:35:12,626 --> 00:35:14,959 Isn't it beautiful? 193 00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:19,584 Can I show you something? 194 00:35:22,792 --> 00:35:26,375 Promise you won't tell anyone. 195 00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:30,126 - Cross my heart. - You must mean it! 196 00:35:30,209 --> 00:35:32,709 I mean it! 197 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,334 You're so annoying. 198 00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:53,584 It's a tapeworm egg. 199 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:58,001 I'll swallow it, 200 00:35:58,084 --> 00:36:02,709 then I can eat as much as I want, and still lose weight. 201 00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:07,501 Because the worm eats what I eat. 202 00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:11,084 Won't you get really hungry? 203 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:16,542 That's the whole point. I'm going to marry the Prince. 204 00:36:18,792 --> 00:36:24,542 Once I become thin and beautiful, I'll just take the antidote. 205 00:36:28,584 --> 00:36:31,334 You're sick in the head. 206 00:36:33,042 --> 00:36:35,584 I'm not! 207 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:40,542 - You do everything Mama says. - Mama doesn't know about this. 208 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:43,251 Don't you dare say anything! 209 00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:49,459 I would never swallow that egg. 210 00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:53,917 - I'd rather die! - You are so childish. 211 00:37:04,584 --> 00:37:07,417 Alma, don't be a sourpuss. 212 00:37:09,542 --> 00:37:11,459 Alma! 213 00:37:14,334 --> 00:37:15,751 Alma! 214 00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:19,375 Alma? 215 00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,584 Alma, come back! 216 00:37:23,584 --> 00:37:26,584 Alma, don't you dare tell Mama! 217 00:38:18,084 --> 00:38:20,126 My love... 218 00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:27,501 I need to marry the Prince. 219 00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:33,126 I thought you loved me. 220 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:45,084 I will never ever love anyone but you. 221 00:40:06,209 --> 00:40:11,126 This calls for a celebration! How about a virgin? 222 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:14,375 I prefer a horse that is broken in. 223 00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:27,001 When their eyes fill with terror and pain and they think they might die. 224 00:40:27,084 --> 00:40:29,626 What does the expert say? 225 00:40:29,709 --> 00:40:32,834 - Virgin or whore? - Both, please! 226 00:40:32,917 --> 00:40:36,001 - Right! - The skin is coming off my cock! 227 00:40:37,209 --> 00:40:40,167 - Haven't you heard of butter? - Sure. 228 00:40:40,292 --> 00:40:43,584 The castle's run out of it. 229 00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:48,042 That's why you complain that your bread is so dry. 230 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:06,584 Hey, metal snout! You want some princely cock? 231 00:41:08,626 --> 00:41:10,834 Have her, Prince! 232 00:41:10,959 --> 00:41:14,084 - Your cock's out! - That thing? 233 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,292 I don't want to fuck that! 234 00:42:01,792 --> 00:42:03,417 Elvira. 235 00:44:06,959 --> 00:44:11,084 What kind of virgins fuck stable boys?! 236 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:15,959 - Let go of me! - Whores, that's who! 237 00:44:19,709 --> 00:44:24,001 - You'll never see that boy again! - Let go of me! 238 00:44:28,584 --> 00:44:32,917 - You have no right! - I have every right! 239 00:44:36,459 --> 00:44:41,834 You're lucky I don't throw you out on the street, you little slut! 240 00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:45,292 Put her to work! 241 00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:20,209 Get lost, you prick! I don't want to see you again! 242 00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:23,834 Beat it! 243 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:27,709 Beat it, you fornicator! 244 00:45:28,751 --> 00:45:30,417 Beat it! 245 00:45:30,542 --> 00:45:32,417 Isak! 246 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:53,751 THREE FULL MOONS LATER 247 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:14,001 You're so beautiful. 248 00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:18,834 BEAUTY IS PAIN 249 00:48:35,542 --> 00:48:37,667 A masterpiece! 250 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:46,459 Next time we could make you a nice pair of breasts. 251 00:48:46,584 --> 00:48:51,584 Like Nurse Anna's here. I'll talk to your mother. 252 00:48:55,251 --> 00:48:58,167 Nurse Rosa, are you ready? 253 00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:09,459 Fasten the patient. 254 00:49:13,959 --> 00:49:19,084 This is the latest pain relief. From coca leaves. 255 00:49:41,584 --> 00:49:44,292 We will make you magnifique! 256 00:49:46,167 --> 00:49:47,709 Needle! 257 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,417 Elvira? 258 00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:16,417 Alma? 259 00:52:16,501 --> 00:52:18,959 Where are you going? 260 00:52:21,042 --> 00:52:23,084 I need to pee. 261 00:53:28,251 --> 00:53:31,167 Agnes, is that you? 262 00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:53,626 It's cake. 263 00:54:31,084 --> 00:54:34,542 What does the stepmother say? 264 00:54:34,626 --> 00:54:38,001 She's been in bed for days. 265 00:54:38,084 --> 00:54:41,417 She is obsessing over her father. 266 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:44,126 Again! 267 00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:48,626 How could she do this to me? 268 00:54:48,751 --> 00:54:53,417 There is nothing for it but to find someone else. 269 00:54:58,542 --> 00:55:02,292 - My love. - There is no one else! 270 00:55:10,292 --> 00:55:13,167 You have to smile. Smile! 271 00:55:21,167 --> 00:55:22,626 No. 272 00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:59,751 Please. 273 00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:36,667 Find me, virgin, find me fast. 274 00:56:37,667 --> 00:56:40,209 My heart breaks. 275 00:56:42,501 --> 00:56:46,834 There you are! I thought I was going to faint. 276 00:56:54,626 --> 00:56:57,209 I'd rather die 277 00:56:57,292 --> 00:56:59,834 than to my heart... 278 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,334 lie... 279 00:57:05,959 --> 00:57:09,417 and be with one I do not love. 280 00:57:11,167 --> 00:57:13,167 You read. 281 00:57:23,292 --> 00:57:25,542 Blasted with sighs 282 00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:30,084 and surrounded by tears. 283 00:57:30,167 --> 00:57:34,126 Hither I come in search of spring. 284 00:57:34,209 --> 00:57:36,959 Grass between fingers, 285 00:57:37,042 --> 00:57:40,501 nostrils alert... 286 00:57:40,584 --> 00:57:45,251 But O, self-deception and all it brings... 287 00:57:45,375 --> 00:57:49,167 The serpent that devours all with wings... 288 00:57:49,251 --> 00:57:51,584 A carriage to paradise 289 00:57:51,709 --> 00:57:54,001 in the sky. 290 00:57:55,001 --> 00:57:59,626 My thirst betrayed thee, thou answer'st with a cry. 291 00:58:04,626 --> 00:58:08,251 What do you think the serpent symbolises? 292 00:58:11,042 --> 00:58:13,209 His penis. 293 00:58:18,959 --> 00:58:22,459 Can you brush my hair now, Cinderella? 294 00:58:41,875 --> 00:58:44,667 This is my brush. 295 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:48,834 Looks like you won't need it anymore. 296 00:59:52,042 --> 00:59:54,459 A surprise for you! 297 00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:57,251 Get up! 298 01:00:09,834 --> 01:00:12,251 Hello, Elvira. 299 01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:17,667 Put it here. 300 01:00:26,292 --> 01:00:29,834 You have no idea what this has cost me. 301 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:32,959 I'm your good fairy. 302 01:01:00,709 --> 01:01:04,751 - The loveliest I've ever seen! - To die for! 303 01:01:05,959 --> 01:01:09,001 Cinderella! Come here! 304 01:01:12,834 --> 01:01:15,501 Help her into this. 305 01:01:16,501 --> 01:01:19,667 Isn't it beautiful? 306 01:01:26,459 --> 01:01:29,292 Elvira is going to open the ball. 307 01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:33,875 With a dance performance, she's the main dancer. 308 01:01:33,959 --> 01:01:36,459 You don't say. 309 01:02:03,126 --> 01:02:06,042 A little whore, I see. 310 01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:17,626 Clean it up! 311 01:02:21,584 --> 01:02:24,167 Come, Elvira. 312 01:02:45,042 --> 01:02:47,292 There you go. 313 01:02:48,292 --> 01:02:51,751 You don't look quite well, my girl. 314 01:03:00,834 --> 01:03:03,292 What's this? 315 01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:19,792 Move, Rebekka. 316 01:03:26,251 --> 01:03:30,375 - That's more like it. - You'll be amazing! 317 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:34,792 Tomorrow you'll make us all rich. 318 01:03:38,042 --> 01:03:41,501 Come on, Rebekka. I am ready for you. 319 01:03:42,751 --> 01:03:45,751 The first door to the right. 320 01:05:08,542 --> 01:05:12,042 I'm going to the ball. You can't stop me! 321 01:05:12,126 --> 01:05:13,917 Let go! 322 01:05:15,584 --> 01:05:17,709 Let go! 323 01:05:19,584 --> 01:05:21,501 No! Let go! 324 01:05:22,459 --> 01:05:24,792 Agnes! 325 01:05:28,417 --> 01:05:32,292 She says that she is going to the ball! 326 01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:37,167 How can she go to the ball when she has nothing to wear? 327 01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:42,001 You will be the most beautiful girl there. 328 01:05:43,292 --> 01:05:46,501 Go to bed, I'll give you something to make you sleep. 329 01:05:46,626 --> 01:05:49,042 My invitation! 330 01:07:18,292 --> 01:07:20,292 Agnes. 331 01:07:27,292 --> 01:07:28,834 Agnes. 332 01:07:30,084 --> 01:07:32,167 Mama. 333 01:07:53,167 --> 01:07:57,251 Your shoes are in your pocket. 334 01:08:10,167 --> 01:08:13,626 No one will recognise you. 335 01:08:13,709 --> 01:08:15,542 Beware: 336 01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:20,375 At midnight your coach will turn back into a pumpkin. 337 01:08:58,584 --> 01:09:01,542 Look how beautiful you are. 338 01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:17,084 Nikoline Petronella von Hoff of Welhaven. 339 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:36,375 Miss von Hoff of Welhaven is 16 years old, 340 01:10:36,459 --> 01:10:39,459 5 feet 5 inches tall 341 01:10:39,542 --> 01:10:42,959 and she is one of eight siblings. 342 01:10:51,542 --> 01:10:55,709 Her favourite foods are beef and fruit. 343 01:10:59,042 --> 01:11:02,167 I would love to taste her oyster. 344 01:11:02,292 --> 01:11:05,251 Her hobbies include 345 01:11:05,334 --> 01:11:09,209 flower arranging and needlework. 346 01:11:09,334 --> 01:11:12,209 It's important to know needlework. 347 01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:16,084 Her hands are too small for your "needle". 348 01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:19,084 - The tighter, the better. - You pig! 349 01:11:32,001 --> 01:11:33,709 Give me your paws. 350 01:11:49,251 --> 01:11:54,084 From Sophie von Kronenberg's Finishing School for Girls: 351 01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:58,542 Elvira von... Stepsister! 352 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:08,792 Miss Stepsister 353 01:12:08,917 --> 01:12:13,251 is 18 years old, 5 feet 9 inches tall. 354 01:12:15,542 --> 01:12:19,667 She's the daughter of Rebekka von Rosenhoff. 355 01:12:21,126 --> 01:12:24,709 Her favourite food is vegetables. 356 01:12:25,667 --> 01:12:29,501 Her favourite activity is long walks. 357 01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:36,875 She's a treat, eh? 358 01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:42,334 Half a year ago, her favourite food was cake. 359 01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:46,459 She was round as a ball. I got her into shape. 360 01:12:47,459 --> 01:12:51,667 She's a good girl, obedient and devoted. 361 01:12:51,751 --> 01:12:53,751 Incredible! 362 01:13:09,459 --> 01:13:12,292 Check out those boobs! 363 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,542 One and two... and up! 364 01:13:24,626 --> 01:13:27,292 Don't look down! 365 01:16:04,417 --> 01:16:08,375 They're queuing up to dance with you! 366 01:16:15,209 --> 01:16:21,042 His Royal Highness Prince Julian will open the ball with a dance. 367 01:17:18,459 --> 01:17:21,001 Your Royal Highness. 368 01:17:22,542 --> 01:17:25,501 Will you do me the honour? 369 01:17:37,626 --> 01:17:39,375 Play! 370 01:18:35,751 --> 01:18:38,375 You are beautiful. 371 01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:18,792 Who is she? 372 01:19:21,584 --> 01:19:23,709 Sorry I'm late. 373 01:19:32,959 --> 01:19:34,959 Music! 374 01:20:54,459 --> 01:20:57,459 What's wrong with you? 375 01:20:57,542 --> 01:20:59,459 Answer me! 376 01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:05,626 Mama, I'm dying. 377 01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:09,167 Mama, I'm dying! 378 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,834 Stop crying now. 379 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:25,584 There are lots of other great men out there. 380 01:21:28,459 --> 01:21:31,167 Pull yourself together! 381 01:21:35,084 --> 01:21:37,959 Pull yourself together! 382 01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:05,501 Elvira, this is the heir to the salmon baron. 383 01:22:05,584 --> 01:22:09,875 Frederik von Bluckfish. Do you like oysters? 384 01:22:09,959 --> 01:22:11,709 No. 385 01:22:11,792 --> 01:22:13,959 Fish? 386 01:22:14,042 --> 01:22:15,834 No. 387 01:22:15,917 --> 01:22:17,667 Shrimps? 388 01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:19,875 Yes. 389 01:23:37,501 --> 01:23:39,417 I have to go. 390 01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:47,667 Wait! 391 01:24:10,209 --> 01:24:13,834 The girl who fits this shoe... 392 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:18,667 She's the one I will marry! 393 01:25:06,751 --> 01:25:09,417 The shoe... Give it to me! 394 01:25:25,542 --> 01:25:28,126 Give me that shoe! 395 01:25:28,209 --> 01:25:30,542 Give it to me! 396 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:35,792 No! 397 01:25:42,001 --> 01:25:44,292 Give it to me! 398 01:25:46,001 --> 01:25:48,126 Elvira? 399 01:25:56,375 --> 01:25:57,917 Stop it! 400 01:25:58,042 --> 01:26:01,792 What secrets are you hiding from me? 401 01:26:01,875 --> 01:26:06,209 - You're all insane! - It was her! 402 01:26:06,334 --> 01:26:09,167 Go to bed, Elvira. 403 01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:13,292 - But it was her! - I have to pee. 404 01:26:15,042 --> 01:26:17,209 Go to bed now. 405 01:26:17,292 --> 01:26:20,751 - What if the Prince comes... - Enough! 406 01:26:20,834 --> 01:26:23,042 I have to pee! 407 01:26:23,126 --> 01:26:25,875 You had your chance. Beat it! 408 01:26:41,626 --> 01:26:44,042 My goddess! 409 01:29:49,251 --> 01:29:52,251 My toes! Get them off! 410 01:30:11,917 --> 01:30:14,667 I'm going to fit the shoe! 411 01:30:15,751 --> 01:30:20,167 You have to help me. I'm going to fit the shoe, Mama! 412 01:30:21,209 --> 01:30:23,417 Hush... 413 01:30:25,917 --> 01:30:29,959 My sweet girl... This will help you. 414 01:30:30,959 --> 01:30:33,084 A little more. 415 01:30:34,084 --> 01:30:38,542 There, there, my girl. Mama is here, you will be fine. 416 01:30:41,875 --> 01:30:44,501 What shall we do? 417 01:30:44,626 --> 01:30:46,375 Hush... 418 01:30:56,584 --> 01:31:00,459 You've cut the wrong foot, my love. 419 01:31:01,459 --> 01:31:04,334 The Prince has the left shoe. 420 01:31:07,084 --> 01:31:08,751 No. 421 01:31:11,751 --> 01:31:13,292 No! 422 01:31:19,001 --> 01:31:23,375 - Leave her be! - The shoe will fit her. 423 01:32:37,667 --> 01:32:39,542 Elvira! 424 01:32:41,667 --> 01:32:43,126 Elvira! 425 01:32:45,834 --> 01:32:47,251 Yes, Mother? 426 01:33:00,251 --> 01:33:02,709 Your Royal Highness. 427 01:33:15,875 --> 01:33:17,959 It fits. 428 01:33:25,584 --> 01:33:30,459 Send message to the castle that I have found my beloved... 429 01:33:30,542 --> 01:33:33,375 and we will be married. 430 01:33:33,459 --> 01:33:35,167 Elvira! 431 01:33:35,292 --> 01:33:37,667 Our Elvira! 432 01:34:36,251 --> 01:34:38,417 The Prince is coming! 433 01:34:41,667 --> 01:34:44,334 The Prince is coming! 434 01:34:44,417 --> 01:34:47,334 All noble virgins come out, 435 01:34:47,417 --> 01:34:51,167 he's here to find who fits the shoe! 436 01:36:10,251 --> 01:36:14,959 Bow to His Royal Highness Prince Julian! 437 01:36:29,626 --> 01:36:31,626 It fits! 438 01:36:31,709 --> 01:36:34,626 I have found my Princess. 439 01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:42,959 Beautiful virgin, how I have longed for thee! 440 01:37:43,459 --> 01:37:45,292 Elvira? 441 01:37:51,959 --> 01:37:53,584 Alma... 442 01:37:54,584 --> 01:37:57,584 - We are leaving now. - Yeah. 443 01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:03,001 Where is the antidote? 444 01:38:05,042 --> 01:38:07,459 I bet it's hungry. 445 01:39:27,584 --> 01:39:30,042 It's coming out! 446 01:41:53,042 --> 01:41:55,042 Go on... 447 01:42:16,292 --> 01:42:19,334 - Come on! - Hold me steady! 448 01:42:31,209 --> 01:42:32,834 OK? 449 01:42:35,042 --> 01:42:36,834 Hold me! 450 01:42:40,875 --> 01:42:43,167 Hold him. 451 01:42:49,167 --> 01:42:53,251 We have to cross the border before it gets dark. 452 01:42:58,875 --> 01:43:01,584 Come on... on three. 453 01:43:02,792 --> 01:43:05,875 One... two... three! 454 01:43:18,126 --> 01:43:20,459 We're out of here. 455 01:43:45,209 --> 01:43:48,834 THE END