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Welcome everybody

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I am Ryo

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I am Mandy, Ryo's partner

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We are the hosts for tonight

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We are both green in being hosts

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And hopefully there won't be any mistakes

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We will support each other

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Please forgive us for any negligence

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Ryo, among all your buddies

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Do you know why Jackie picked you as his best man?

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No, he didn't tell me

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Since you are not handsome enough to steal his show

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Actually, when Jackie and I were in high school

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I almost fell in love with him

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Anyway, as the bride and the groom
have taken their seats

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Before we ask them to come up on stage

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Let's review their fairy tale

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Okay, before we ask the prince and princess
to say something to us

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Let's watch a video about their love story

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Please give a big hand

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A big round of applause

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"Stay away from a wounded woman"

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"She who is abandoned can be cruel"

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"it's all your fault, hurting me to the end"

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"Trampling on me whilst I was dying"

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"I have given up all hope, except revenge"

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"I pray to the God to punish this man"

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"I believe something terrible
is fatefully waiting for you"

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"The day of redemption is close"

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"My heart is bleeding, but soon yours will too"

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"The roles will be exchanged"

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"Let the one that you love and cherish the most"

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"Ruin your life with no mercy"

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"I can't wait to see how you get strucked at heart"

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"As tear goes by"

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"May you realise what is torture"

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"And what is karma"

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Thank all of you,
for coming to witness our special moment

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You are welcome to finish the dinner
or take your money back

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Bye

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(I won the race. Shall we celebrate?)

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(Spider to Moon)

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I am tired today. You take the lead

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Dinner time

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Okay

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Taiwan... A film?

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No way. He is just an underwear model

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Maybe even wearing nothing

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Just like the two poor guys
at that ridiculous wedding

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Mom you have a good sense of humor

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How can one live without it?

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Do they shoot girls? I can do it too

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Look at you! Talking nonsense

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Sooner or later, you will fall prey to a man

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Doomed

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I am taking Rice Noodle to the vet

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There is food in the fridge

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From now on, I will act as your wife

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What's wrong with you? Still texting me!

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You want to marry me?

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No man wants to get married

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You suppose mainland girls are easy?

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I got to hold big banquets in my hometown

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To buy a car and a house,
to take care of my parents

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How much can you earn from climbing those rocks?

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I see. You make use of your birthday to propose

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Silly boy

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Why don't we do it once more?

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Bye

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When shall we stop pretending?

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When someone better comes along

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There is no such man

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Boaster

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But soon I will go to Taiwan

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I'll go with you

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I know you won't allow it

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Let's celebrate anyway

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Happy hour

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If all women are like you,
the world will be at peace

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Life became boring, as my kids are all grown up

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What a way to show off

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Not really

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Sorry, I am late

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Take a seat

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Luckily my Popeye is obedient

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Dogs are better than human beings

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My Angela baby is not well lately

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Angela baby?

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She is more beautiful than the actress

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lam avet

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What a coincidence

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Do you know Kwok, the famous lawyer?

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His expertise is in cases regarding disputes
over family assets, right?

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- Yeah,
- I knew him then

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I may need him too

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I cured his dog

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Really?

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You're not kidding?

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When will you have time?

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How about next week?

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Our baby is saved

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I will check the schedule for you

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(I have bought you a new helmet.
Let's go for a ride)

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The Queen is coming!

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Sorry guys, sorry

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His girl looks like me

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Nobody knows. Don't worry

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Me?

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I have nothing to worry

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Let's do it once more then

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The first boyfriend of every girl

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Either resembles her father or her elder brother

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Our father is long gone

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But what we've done is wrong.
You may give birth to a retard

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Shit!

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You forgot the condom

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I don't know where you keep it

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Never mind

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Then you must go see the doctor regularly

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And I don't think I can go to Taiwan

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That's great

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I can be with you then

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By the way, where did you learn that?

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Make love?

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Porn, of course

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Let me tell you a secret

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Mom and her auntie friends

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They watch porn together before cooking dinner

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You suck!

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You scared me! Why are you here?

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You should have seen it. I am seeing someone else

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I was first

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So you speak finally. I thought you were dumb

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First come first served'? I am not a commodity

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And you can't afford me anyway

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I love you

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I loved you too

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But what can love do?

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We had been in love for so long,
everything still sucks!

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The only thing you can satisfy me with is sex

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I am a woman

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I need someone to pamper, support...

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Protect and take care of me

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Help!

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Did you tell him?

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Yes, but he wouldn't let go

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That day he even...

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What?

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He forced me to have sex with him

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Sue him for rape!

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No!

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It's all up to you then

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Should we call the police?

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You have done that by telling me

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Step, touch...

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Okay

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Well, remember not to throw your back into the dip

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You need to remember to support
your weight on your foot

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Okay. So we try that again

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Step, touch...

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Nice and easy

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There we go

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Even better

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You'll be my private coach from now on

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I'll pay for all your time

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I can't

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I have other obligations. I am sorry

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Let's see!

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At last, veterinary uniform, digestants for dogs...

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You are not going to do surgery, I suppose?

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Go get the printouts

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I also need the information about that rich woman

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To be insightful

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I got to check it at the police station

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When is your appointment?

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Wednesday

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That's still manageable

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Next time, please allow more lead time

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Baby

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She has slept for a whole day

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My F>Oor baby

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The doctor is coming to see you

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Be good, baby

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Be good

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Baby

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Let me handle it

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Thank you, doctor

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There is filming today, I can't stay

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Hey, handsome

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Can you do me a favor? It won't take long

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Baby

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Baby!

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What did you feed her?

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What have you done to her?

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Why don't we take her to a vet?

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Aren't you a vet?

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Baby

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The dog is big, maybe I overdosed her

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Didn't you say you cured lawyer Kwok's dog?

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Let's go

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You need him now. I am suing you!

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There is no way for her to sue us

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She doesn't have my address,
and lawyer Kwok is just someone I made up...

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This case will be adjourned fourteen days for trial

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The defendant Hung Chi Ngong
is granted bail on his own recognisance

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What are you here for?

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To shut me off?

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If you promise not to come again,
I will withdraw the charge

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If you were jailed, you couldn't see me anyway

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Moon, I forgive you

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Don't go

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Sister Kwan, long time no see

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I've come to have dinner with him,
but he didn't pick up my call

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I don't think he can

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The Queen has booked him till eleven o'clock

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The Queen?

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A big customer, very overbearing

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She said only private teaching

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Your girl?

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Yes

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A dominant woman

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How do you know?

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She looks like me at her age

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In fact her name means King and yours is Queen

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Does she dance?

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Not really

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She dances better with dogs

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Moon, look!

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Gone

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What's happened?

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That day he looked so... Did I go a bit too far?

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He is the one who went too far

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Let's sleep. I work night shift

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Shall we drop the case?

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Are you out of your mind?

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It is a perfect case to lock him up for years

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I have a feeling that he will come to us

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God!

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So what?

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Don't you remember what I do?

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I can protect you

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It's even harder than going to work

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But you seem so easy, like the master of the house

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What do you mean?

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I think you are enjoying your role

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Being an old lady's man

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What the hell are you talking about?

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Do you have to speak English now?

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So nervous

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There is a devil in your heart

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I need to earn a living. I am not your dog

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What are you doing?

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00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,878
Long time no see, so you feel strange?

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I am your boy friend!
Don't you even recognize my dick?

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You!

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00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:28,594
Sorry, Rice Noodle. It's alright

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Did he scare you?

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Am I supposed to recognize this?

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Pervert

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There was a director at the swing party that night

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What's on your mind now?

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To be an actress

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In recent Hong Kong movies

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00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:59,922
There is always an actress
who can't speak Cantonese

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Haven't you been acting all along?

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That's different

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Please check for me where the director dines

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Whether he is gay

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What chest size he prefers

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Check out the gossip magazines

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I have a big case to handle

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Okay, that's a good one

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Alright

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Yeah, the back spin

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Try this

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Yes...

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Thanks for being my playmate today

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My pleasure

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You play well as a lady

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It has been a long time since I last played

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You seem to fancy things not very common here

282
00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:12,048
You also mean Blues, right?

283
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:13,501
Yeah

284
00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:17,337
It's like the most important thing in your life

285
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,174
My ex-man, my husband

286
00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:25,712
Went away with a Blues dancer

287
00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:29,677
So you want to win him back?

288
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,468
He is in heaven now

289
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:37,668
Oh, I'm sorry. But then, why?

290
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,878
Someday, I will be there too

291
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:50,256
I can see you still love him

292
00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,760
That's so untrue, young man

293
00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:05,585
I just hate losing

294
00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,628
Love actually sucks

295
00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:00,961
A Mainlander and a Taiwanese...

296
00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:02,718
In Hong Kong, queer

297
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:04,926
Right... Right...

298
00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,002
I am a life drawing model

299
00:47:07,167 --> 00:47:09,044
Posing naked for you doesn't mean anything

300
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:10,922
What I would like to say is...

301
00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:12,714
You're not saying you like me, are you?

302
00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:14,550
We...

303
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,085
We are impossible

304
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,378
You look fit for your age

305
00:47:18,792 --> 00:47:22,717
To date a young boy, try your luck in Punky

306
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:25,256
They charge half for those under twenty five

307
00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:31,425
I'll go then

308
00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:35,089
If you don't want to see me again...

309
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,251
NO! No!

310
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,719
The steam room is occasionally patrolled.
Be careful

311
00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:43,626
Okay

312
00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:12,630
For my age?

313
00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:15,543
Fuck the age!

314
00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:23,084
What?

315
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,218
I am afraid you might suck my dick

316
00:49:28,208 --> 00:49:32,008
So, sucker, how is your affair, the rich one?

317
00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:34,918
I am in trouble

318
00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,927
I've got twenty million in my account
all of a sudden

319
00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:39,509
Twenty million?

320
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,376
Holy shit

321
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:44,550
You lucky bastard

322
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,050
And she said

323
00:49:47,625 --> 00:49:49,844
Since I had not returned it for more than a month

324
00:49:50,667 --> 00:49:52,635
It's implied that we have a contract

325
00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:54,876
You are doomed

326
00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:56,800
Poor Kwan

327
00:49:58,250 --> 00:49:59,251
Yeah, Kwan

328
00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:02,755
Love or money

329
00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:05,297
Both or nothing

330
00:50:06,917 --> 00:50:08,169
Decision time, mate

331
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,631
Anyhow, I'll get you a lawyer

332
00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:12,126
In case it sucks

333
00:50:12,917 --> 00:50:14,419
You are the greatest sucker on earth

334
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:18,839
Are you tired?

335
00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:20,084
I am fine

336
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:24,217
Let's try this one

337
00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:25,213
Okay

338
00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:26,588
Hey Sir

339
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:28,425
Boss

340
00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:30,502
Are there any rooms for rent?

341
00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:31,759
Are you together?

342
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:32,921
Yes

343
00:50:33,917 --> 00:50:35,510
Two hundred for a night

344
00:50:35,917 --> 00:50:36,588
Alright

345
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,547
How did you tell mom?

346
00:50:46,917 --> 00:50:49,466
Don't worry. I am not her mahjong playmate

347
00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:46,251
(Please don't do that to me)

348
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:22,381
(You are the love of my life)

349
00:53:22,542 --> 00:53:25,466
(Please don't do that to me)

350
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:23,834
Are you alright, fellow colleague?

351
00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:30,842
Madam, this way

352
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,209
(I can't live without you)

353
01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:11,301
She is traveling to an outlying island
with her classmates

354
01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:12,425
Are you comfortable with that?

355
01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:14,377
Why not? She is a big girl now

356
01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:20,134
Without the need to cook, we can play longer

357
01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:21,046
That's true

358
01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:22,835
Don't listen to her bullshit

359
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,799
Your pretty daughter is early-maturing

360
01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:28,006
If you don't watch her, she may get pregnant...

361
01:02:28,167 --> 01:02:29,259
And you will be in big trouble

362
01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:32,210
We will lose a playmate then

363
01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,840
You are exaggerating

364
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:36,422
It can actually be worse

365
01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:38,969
A girl next door was dumped by a scamp

366
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:40,547
She then jumped from the roof

367
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,843
She is my daughter after all

368
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,880
She can't be so stupid

369
01:02:46,167 --> 01:02:47,544
Hey, it's my turn to draw. What's wrong with you?

370
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:56,344
This place is so secluded, just the two of us

371
01:02:57,667 --> 01:02:59,715
We shall just enjoy the moment

372
01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:02,342
This guy...

373
01:03:11,667 --> 01:03:12,418
Sorry

374
01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:13,425
Sorry

375
01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:22,044
I shall find a job

376
01:03:22,708 --> 01:03:24,836
To save enough for a cosmetic surgery in Korea

377
01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,218
Then come back to marry you

378
01:03:28,167 --> 01:03:30,261
What a plan!

379
01:03:31,083 --> 01:03:34,166
Will you still love me if my face changes?

380
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:37,376
But I know

381
01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:40,802
No matter what you may become,
I'll love you the same

382
01:04:09,250 --> 01:04:12,254
Don't forget the condom

383
01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:14,299
Brother, I have checked on the net

384
01:05:14,583 --> 01:05:17,177
Actually, incest is not a crime in many countries

385
01:05:17,917 --> 01:05:20,170
Even Japan and Korea

386
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:25,085
If cosmetic surgery doesn't work,
we may try migration

387
01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:28,841
Mom can't accept it

388
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:30,209
She cares only about her pride

389
01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:31,627
It will be fine as long as we keep this private

390
01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:35,425
Don't think too far

391
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:41,167
Before another man can take care of you

392
01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:43,960
I will be with you

393
01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:56,501
What do you want?

394
01:05:58,042 --> 01:06:00,261
I want to date you. I am sincere
Please give me a chance!

395
01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:01,592
Crazy!

396
01:06:20,167 --> 01:06:20,793
Fuck you!

397
01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:23,802
Security! Security! Security!

398
01:06:24,792 --> 01:06:26,339
Security! Security!

399
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,094
(Married with spouse: Kim Sau Ling)

400
01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:37,757
(Role-play Paranoid)

401
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:39,585
Are you checking the director's information for me?

402
01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:41,759
No, I am checking yours

403
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,631
You are sick, do you know?

404
01:06:44,958 --> 01:06:45,834
I'm not sick

405
01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:48,675
Even I am sick

406
01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:52,382
If we keep on doing this, I will lose my job soon

407
01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:54,297
You think I am bothering you

408
01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:56,926
You don't love me any more

409
01:06:58,250 --> 01:07:00,878
We can't live this way. Don't you understand?

410
01:07:08,917 --> 01:07:15,084
Don't leave me alone... Don't

411
01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:20,964
Have I ever said that I would leave you?

412
01:07:27,417 --> 01:07:28,669
How was my acting?

413
01:08:39,917 --> 01:08:40,713
You are early

414
01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:25,170
(Your favorite fish rice. Enjoy)

415
01:10:10,417 --> 01:10:11,213
Excuse me

416
01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:16,467
Have you ever seen...

417
01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:24,217
Thank you

418
01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:29,801
Hey, you can't smoke here

419
01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:12,342
(The Police is looking for)

420
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:14,798
(the suspect in the headless body case)

421
01:11:14,958 --> 01:11:16,835
(Believed to be a local male,)

422
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,083
(around thirty, five feet nine inches)

423
01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:22,548
(Well built, dark skin...)

424
01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,836
Brother, that sounds like you

425
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:35,962
What's the point in taking someone's life
and keeping the head?

426
01:11:39,542 --> 01:11:41,886
Lovers drift apart, rivals drift closer

427
01:12:11,292 --> 01:12:12,714
Police suck

428
01:16:10,042 --> 01:16:11,339
My verdict is

429
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:15,968
The defendant is found not guilty of
indecent assault and attempted rape

430
01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:17,464
He is hereby acquitted

431
01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:30,253
Since the plaintiff withdraws her claim

432
01:16:30,417 --> 01:16:31,714
The case is closed

433
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:44,630
My verdict is the defendant Wong Wai Yuen
is found guilty of incest

434
01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:46,794
The prison term should have been three years

435
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,209
Since he pleaded guilty
and the victim has appealed for leniency

436
01:16:50,417 --> 01:16:52,090
The sentence of imprisonment
is reduced to two years