1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,602 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, friends, we've had our highs and lows. 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:06,071 Jane married, but then, of course, Michael died. 3 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:09,074 And three years later, 4 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:11,010 she was still trying to move on. 5 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:13,545 And then, the strangest thing happened. 6 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,481 I love you, so much. 7 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:17,683 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know. Whoa, right? 8 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,552 But here's the thing: Rafael wanted to be with Petra, 9 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,388 but Petra was hesitant, because, well... 10 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,089 We were terrible together. 11 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:26,492 And now we have these two happy kids. 12 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:29,028 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Plus, she had this new thing going with Chuck, 13 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:31,230 the owner of the Fairwick Hotel next door. 14 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,098 But eventually, Raf won her over. 15 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:35,334 Yeah, he can be pretty relentless. 16 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,503 Which brings me to his sister, Luisa. 17 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:41,373 See, he didn't quite trust her, or her new girlfriend, Eileen. 18 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,275 If you want to be in my sister's life, 19 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,044 we need to do some medical tests. 20 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:47,579 And it turns out, Raf was right to be suspicious, because... 21 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,214 You do realize, when you pass 22 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,816 this medical exam, you leave the country. 23 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,185 Or I will have you killed, make no mistake. 24 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,686 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yup, that's right: 25 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,556 Eileen was really the crime lord Sin Rostro. 26 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,425 Which brings us to Scott. 27 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:02,127 I mean, dead Scott. 28 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:04,396 See, the police recently identified his killer, 29 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,497 and it was Eileen. 30 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,299 And so, Rafael lied 31 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,834 and told his sister his cancer was back, 32 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,602 and lured her back to the Marbella. 33 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:11,804 And then, this happened... 34 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:13,338 Don't move. 35 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:14,807 (gasp) No! 36 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:17,176 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know! What a wild ride, huh? 37 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,512 And, speaking of... 38 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,847 after breakups and make-ups and a horrible reality show 39 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,816 that Rogelio filmed with his ex, Darcy, 40 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:26,852 Jane's parents finally found their way back to each other. 41 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,154 And they wanted a fairy tale wedding. 42 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,290 But, of course, this isn't a fairy tale, 43 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,458 it's a telenovela. 44 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,359 So let's dive in. 45 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,664 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 46 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,833 to witness a rite of passage. 47 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:44,136 By now, you know that the Villanueva women 48 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:48,407 have been by each other's side, in sickness and in health, 49 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:49,775 for richer and poorer... 50 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,276 It's my dream. 51 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,447 ...through first loves... 52 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,483 His name is Adam, 53 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,552 and he's kind of artistic. 54 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,588 ...and first heartbreaks... 55 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:06,558 I promise, you will fall in love again. 56 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,228 I won't. Not like that. 57 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:10,696 ...through births... 58 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,233 ...and baptisms. 59 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:15,734 ...and of the Son, 60 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,569 and of the Holy Spirit. 61 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,705 And even deaths. 62 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:27,513 And so, of course, they were together for this latest event 63 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,515 in the circle of life. 64 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,622 Okay! I'm ordained! 65 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,357 That was so easy. 66 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,363 No, but their swag game is on point. 67 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,532 Ooh, for $9 more, 68 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,534 I could get the "Tell It On The Mountain" package. 69 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:49,601 It comes with a parking placard 70 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,537 and a bumper sticker. 71 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,538 (laughs) 72 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:53,672 Do you think I need a tote? 73 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,478 Hmm. 74 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,812 Shouldn't there be some kind of template 75 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,548 for what to say at the wedding? 76 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,517 Actually, your dad and I were kind of hoping 77 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,452 that you'd come up with something personal. 78 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:08,520 We want the ceremony 79 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,289 only you could give us. 80 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:13,425 Oh! Of course. Of course. 81 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,943 Since you're a writer, right? 82 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,460 Yeah, no, I was just meaning as, like, a guide. 83 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:19,231 But, yeah, definitely, this is a Jane Villanueva joint. 84 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,866 I will just do a little research, 85 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,534 and I'll write the whole ceremony. 86 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,602 Yay! 87 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,870 Make sure you really wow us. 88 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,705 (chuckles) The full waterworks. 89 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,873 Don't hold back. 90 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:28,874 (high-pitched): Great! 91 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,542 Ah. 92 00:03:30,566 --> 00:03:38,566 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 93 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,765 JANE: Please, God. Please, God. 94 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,567 Please. Please. 95 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,302 WEATHERMAN: And here's breaking news on the weather front. 96 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,638 As of now, it looks like tropical storm Dolly 97 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,306 is gonna just miss Miami. 98 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,441 ALL: Yes! 99 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:03,842 Yes! Whoo! Okay. 100 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:07,613 Time to ditch the rain contingency Plan B binders, 101 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,281 and go back to the original checklist. 102 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,549 Did you call the Palapa Yacht Club 103 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:11,717 and confirm our final head count? 104 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,285 Done. Programs? 105 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,319 Printed. Paparazzi? 106 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:15,454 "Accidentally" tipped off. 107 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,388 Enemies list? 108 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,490 All your ex-wives and ex-agents 109 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,225 send their regrets. 110 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:21,959 Marc Anthony is attending, and per your instructions, 111 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,997 he will be be asked "Who are you?" and turned away. 112 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:26,498 Excellent! You're on fire! 113 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,433 I know, right? 114 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,534 No, you're actually on fire! 115 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,036 Oh. Not again. 116 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,772 I have everything under control! 117 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,540 (chuckles): Don't worry. 118 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,409 I'm totally panicking. 119 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,543 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, almost everything. 120 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,379 I keep trying to write the ceremony, 121 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,015 and... I just feel stuck. 122 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:45,851 So, I was thinking that maybe 123 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,553 you could help me with the structure, as a colleague. 124 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,657 But way more important and legit. 125 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:55,627 I suspect your parents just want you to speak from the heart. 126 00:04:55,629 --> 00:05:00,532 Right. But maybe also around a central unifying theme, 127 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,334 which you can suggest. 128 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,935 You know what? 129 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,437 Here's an assignment: 130 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,339 think about your parents, 131 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,708 why they're marrying, why they're meant to be. 132 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,576 Write it down, don't censor yourself, 133 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:12,811 for ten minutes. 134 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,480 I'm thinking a theme will emerge. 135 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,584 You're always giving me writing assignments. 136 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,455 Wait, a writing assignment? 137 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,723 FATHER GUSTAVO: A small one. 138 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,725 I always recommend couples write a letter 139 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,627 to each other before the wedding. 140 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,595 To read later when times get tougher 141 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,998 and you need to remember how you feel about each other right now. 142 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,500 I love that idea. 143 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,536 It's so romantic. 144 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,504 Well, that's 'cause you're a writer; it's easy for you. 145 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,606 What about, like, a basketball game once a month 146 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:43,008 to re-up our bond? 147 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,676 Michael. 148 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:50,782 Okay, fine. I'll write you a super-gushy love letter. 149 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,617 It better make me cry. 150 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,619 You're an easy cry. (grunts) 151 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:55,754 Sorry, I meant, 152 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:59,791 it'll be an easy letter to write. 153 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,928 Seriously, I'll just write about how lucky I feel 154 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,464 to be marrying you, because I do. 155 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,998 Every single day. 156 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,568 (sobs softly) 157 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,504 See? Bam! 158 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,056 (laughs) 159 00:06:14,057 --> 00:06:15,607 Can that count as my letter? What I said? 160 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,609 Yeah. 161 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:21,747 Not really feeling as full of "meant to be" these days. 162 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:25,650 Maybe... we read his letter? 163 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:26,651 Hmm? 164 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,019 Michael's letter. 165 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,622 I remember he wrote very eloquently about it. 166 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,759 Oh, yeah, he never actually wrote it. 167 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,660 He certainly did. 168 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,129 He showed it to me. 169 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:40,632 It was one of the most beautiful love letters I've ever read. 170 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,468 Oh, my God. I-I never got it. 171 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,103 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: A letter out there? 172 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,538 About "meant to be"? 173 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,908 Sounds pretty "meant to be" to me. 174 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,777 Then again, what do I know? 175 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:52,778 (ringtone playing) 176 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,912 Dad! You're back from the spa. 177 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,514 ROGELIO: Yes. 178 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,582 And I'm confirming you will be at rehearsal at 5:00. 179 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,984 JANE: Of course. 180 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,886 And I'm sorry about not making the last one. 181 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,521 The last two. 182 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,723 Did you at least watch the practice video I sent? 183 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,691 Yes. ROGELIO: Oh, good! 184 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,661 So you know the Feather Step, Thunderclap, Pirouette opening? 185 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,962 Of course. 186 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,998 Liar! The new opening is a samba! 187 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,666 I can't believe your lack of commitment. 188 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,568 I'm very committed, Dad. 189 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,571 I've just been running errands for your big wedding. 190 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,706 The most important wedding 191 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,575 I'll ever attend in my entire life. 192 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,076 Save it for the ceremony. 193 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,046 I need you on time and on point at rehearsal. 194 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,215 And watch the practice video. 195 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,584 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait, but who's watching him? 196 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,885 JANE: Oh, no. 197 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,520 A high pressure system's moving in. 198 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,055 We can expect gale force winds? 199 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,024 No. No. 200 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,927 Mr. Monkey. Thank you. I don't have time for a meltdown right now. 201 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,563 Okay, gale force winds-- we can adjust. 202 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,098 Okay, we'll go to Plan B. 203 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,601 (groans) Mm-hmm. 204 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,703 Hey. (thunder rumbling) 205 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,171 The wedding is gonna be beautiful. 206 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,675 Even in gale force winds. 207 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,846 (sighs) 208 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,515 (heart beating) 209 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,685 (door opens) PETRA: Am I interrupting something? 210 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,588 Just me freaking out. 211 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,858 I, uh, should go and learn this dance. 212 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,493 I will see you two 213 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:15,961 lovebirds at the wedding. 214 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,497 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: A slight overcompensation. 215 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:19,731 Nothing he'd notice. 216 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,066 What's wrong? 217 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:25,737 Oh. (scoffs) What else? My sister. 218 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,706 (thunder rumbles) She's, uh, getting out of jail, 219 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,641 and with this weather, she can't get a flight out, 220 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,742 so she's stuck here. 221 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:34,679 Trust me, I know how you feel. 222 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,848 I'm just hoping Luisa stays in jail. 223 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,150 She got a new lawyer. 224 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:42,187 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw, another thing these two have in common: 225 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,989 criminal sisters. 226 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,224 ROGELIO: And show me... love! 227 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,226 (upbeat Latin music playing) 228 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,734 Okay, stop. Just stop. (music stops) 229 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,702 (sighs) Matelio, 230 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,070 help me out here, buddy. 231 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,605 Where's your mother? 232 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:03,808 Well, she was coming here. 233 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,645 But then she forgot, 234 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,247 because she suffers from short-term memory loss. 235 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,149 That's from Finding Dory, 236 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:14,786 which we watched together three times last week. 237 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,154 Sorry, Papa. 238 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,658 I know Mommy's really trying to get here on time. 239 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:23,595 Ma, don't worry, wedding Plan B is officially in play. 240 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:24,963 It's all good. 241 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,065 XIOMARA: You're sure? I'm freaking out. 242 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,667 JANE: Don't. I got this. 243 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,001 We're gonna just move the party inside. 244 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,102 I already spoke to the manager. 245 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,637 But I have to go now, okay? 246 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:33,805 Love you. Bye. 247 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,075 (knock on door) 248 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,010 Can we talk for a second? 249 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,013 Uh... 250 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,850 (sighs): Oh. 251 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,852 (panting): Oh, hey. 252 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,020 I need your advice. 253 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,689 (chuckles nervously) Why? 254 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,824 It's your dad's. 255 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,826 Oh, my God. 256 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,194 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, my God. 257 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,862 I know the timing is terrible. 258 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,831 I wasn't even gonna tell him about it, 259 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,866 but some tabloid got wind of my pregnancy, 260 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,201 and it's only a matter of time 261 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,769 until they put two and two together, 262 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,871 and I don't want Rogelio to find out that way. 263 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:10,008 Yeah, no, that-that would be terrible. 264 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,810 I've been trying to tell him myself, 265 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,713 but whenever I get close, I just... chicken out. 266 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,982 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, that explains the creepy stalking. 267 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,934 So, what do you think? 268 00:10:18,935 --> 00:10:20,885 Do I tell him now or wait until after the wedding? 269 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,321 Now. Definitely. 270 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,789 I agree. Can you do it? 271 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,858 Me? 272 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:31,796 I just think he would take it better... coming from you. 273 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,833 Please? 274 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,368 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Talk about a high-pressure system. 275 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,069 (thunder crashes) 276 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,943 Hey, everyone. Sorry I'm late. She's here! 277 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,778 No, wait, stop. Dad. Cue the music! 278 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,313 Dad, I really need to talk to you, please. Five, six, seven, eight! 279 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,650 What are you doing?! 280 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,651 ROGELIO: Chin up, Jane! 281 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:53,885 Jazz hands! 282 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,420 Oh, no, no! I can't! Yes! Yes! 283 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,955 (stammers) I don't understand what's happening! 284 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,423 Point your toes. Point your toes! 285 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,924 Dad, I really need to talk to you! 286 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:00,992 Please, put me down right now! 287 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:01,993 Oh! 288 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,261 Now, shimmy! Shimmy! 289 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,296 Dad, it's important. 290 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,731 (music stops) 291 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,668 I just saw Darcy, and she's pregnant. 292 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,669 (thunder rumbling) 293 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,303 Well, God help that child. 294 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,239 Seven months pregnant. 295 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,879 It's mine? 296 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,714 She says it is. 297 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,149 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that 298 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,217 Rogelio's first thought was Xiomara. 299 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,688 And then he thought of the baby-- this baby-- 300 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,690 and then a million other things, 301 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,025 including, "maybe it's all meant to be." 302 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,761 But in the end, he returned to... 303 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,097 JANE: Mom? 304 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,899 Last fitting. 305 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,902 What's wrong? Is the train too long? 306 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,037 I went big, like Diana. 307 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,740 No, it's perfect. 308 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,975 You look beautiful. 309 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,411 But Dad is right outside. 310 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,013 He needs to talk to you. 311 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,382 Oh. Okay. Let me change first. 312 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,983 It's bad luck for the groom 313 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,952 to see the bride in her wedding dress. 314 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,422 (rain falling, thunder rumbling) 315 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,858 Xo, say something. 316 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,828 I just... 317 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,496 How did this happen? 318 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,798 While we were taping, 319 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,000 we had hate sex a couple of times. 320 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,936 And you didn't use birth control? 321 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,138 I thought all of her eggs were in the freezer. 322 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,807 Look, I know you don't want to have any more kids, 323 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,809 so you don't have to have anything to do with the baby. 324 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,478 That's unrealistic. 325 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,146 Then I don't even have to have anything to do with the baby. 326 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,180 Stop. 327 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,448 PETRA: Just stop. 328 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,150 You don't have to keep thanking me. 329 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,853 I'm sorry. It's only that 330 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,187 I am so grateful to beautiful sister 331 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,490 for all of your help in getting me out of jail. 332 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,925 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: She wouldn't be so grateful if she knew 333 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,994 "beautiful sister" set her up in the first place. 334 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,029 Here's how you can thank me: don't leave your room 335 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,132 until you get on your flight first thing tomorrow. 336 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,141 CHUCK: You like 'em? 337 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,077 Oh. 338 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,147 Look... 339 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:05,450 I meant what I said. 340 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,985 It's over. 341 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:11,289 We've been over a bunch of times now. 342 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,191 It's different this time. 343 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,960 I'm giving things a try with Rafael. 344 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,961 (scoffs) 345 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,930 Chuck. What? 346 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,331 You told me you always feel like 347 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,000 you're in second place with that guy. 348 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,068 To Jane. 349 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,040 You deserve better than that. 350 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,144 You'd be my first choice. 351 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,252 (thunder rumbling) 352 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,093 Writing the ceremony. 353 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:53,498 The opening isn't right, and I want to get it right, and... 354 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,500 I just want it to happen, Abuela. 355 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,036 I really want them to get married. 356 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,109 Ah, nothing. 357 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,579 Father Gustavo told me that Michael wrote me 358 00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,347 a love letter before we got married. 359 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,115 I was just trying to find it. 360 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,455 What? 361 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:24,529 ...en la salu, y en la enfermeda. 362 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,965 Amarte y resparte.. 363 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:30,068 Ah. Amarte y respetarte. 364 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,136 Amarte y respetart. 365 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,072 I always mess that part up. 366 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:38,409 You were supposed to say it 50 times last night. 367 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,144 I did. 368 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,613 Okay, 25. 369 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,147 My priest gave me homework. 370 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:46,317 I... I had to write a love letter to Jane. 371 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,120 Oh. How did it go? 372 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,423 Pretty good, I think, for not being a writer. 373 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,425 Um, now I'm supposed to hide it away 374 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,061 and give it to Jane when she really needs it. 375 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,631 A rainy day. 376 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,400 Did he tell you where he put it? 377 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,202 No. 378 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,208 I can't stop thinking about him. 379 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:14,078 With the unexpected pregnancy and what's happening to Mom. 380 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,649 Except Michael had time to think about it, Rogelio. 381 00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:20,018 We're supposed to get married tomorrow. 382 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,654 I know, the timing is terrible. 383 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:25,256 But I don't want to postpone the wedding. 384 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,491 I don't, either. 385 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,228 But we have to. 386 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,262 (thunder rumbling) 387 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,498 Everything's so up in the air. 388 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,266 You haven't even talked to Darcy yet. 389 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,236 And we need to give ourselves time to figure out 390 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,305 what it means for us. 391 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:46,044 I want to marry you, but not like this. 392 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,679 (thunder crashes) 393 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,380 RAFAEL: Wait, what? 394 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,616 Yes! I'm getting out of jail. 395 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,152 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. The bad news keeps coming. 396 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,704 I don't understand. 397 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,255 You have been on the run with a fugitive. 398 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,990 I'm getting immunity for my testimony against Rose, 399 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,125 since I know where all the dead bodies are buried. 400 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,860 Literally. 401 00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:04,594 I think some of them are on the island that we stayed on. 402 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,596 (thunder rumbling) 403 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,065 So when are you getting out? 404 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,533 Tonight. 405 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,301 My lawyer's just hammering out the final detail. 406 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,638 And, Raf, I'm gonna be there for you, 407 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,140 every step of the way, as you battle this cancer. 408 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,709 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, right. 409 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,344 I forgot he told that whopper. 410 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,346 So what's the treatment plan? I don't know. 411 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,647 I'm, uh, I'm getting a second opinion. 412 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,182 But you know what, I really don't want to talk 413 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,834 to you about it. I'm just worried about you. 414 00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:27,485 If you were so worried about me, then you wouldn't have 415 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,653 brought a mass murderer into my home. 416 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,388 (line clicks, dial tone hums) 417 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,623 We've hammered out the final detail. 418 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,326 (thunder rumbling) LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now. 419 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,095 To the final detail. 420 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,297 You lied to me. 421 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,465 I believed you. 422 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,166 I trusted you. 423 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,003 It wasn't me. 424 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,189 I didn't kill Scott! 425 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,307 So, someone who looked exactly like your Eileen face 426 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,310 just happened to be in the Marbella that night? 427 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,311 Yeah. 428 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,712 Eileen! 429 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,180 The real Eileen 430 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,049 must have killed him. 431 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,584 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which is true, for the record. 432 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,053 Come on! Eileen? 433 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,588 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let me explain. 434 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,122 ("Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners playing) 435 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,194 Hey. 436 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,261 Didn't I just see you, like, two seconds ago 437 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,597 with Chinese food in the lobby? 438 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,266 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You remember that Rose had just threatened to kill her 439 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,201 if anyone figured out their scheme. 440 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,103 Oh, you have a twin or something? 441 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,039 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It was her or Scott. 442 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,609 ♪ Come on, Eileen, oh, I swear... ♪ 443 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,511 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So she ditched him. 444 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:30,314 ♪ At this moment, oh, come on, Eileen. ♪ 445 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,383 Oh, my God. 446 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,186 Oh, my God! 447 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,521 Do not touch the prisoner. 448 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,322 I'm sorry. GUARD: Time's up. 449 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,824 I told you you could trust me. 450 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,661 The person you shouldn't trust is your brother. 451 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,796 What? 452 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,064 Come on! 453 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,233 You really think his cancer is back? 454 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,278 MAN (over P.A.): Good afternoon. The tropical storm is picking up speed 455 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,246 and could reach Miami tonight. 456 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,681 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: This storm front has definitely arrived. 457 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,250 Everyone is advised to stay inside. 458 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,386 I know you never had a cancer relapse. 459 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,587 (thunder rumbles) 460 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,787 I still have some friends at the hospital 461 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,290 and made some calls. 462 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,158 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, right! 463 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,626 Luisa used to be a doctor. 464 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,628 Well... 465 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,864 it was the only way to get Rose back. 466 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,100 How could you lie to me about something like that? 467 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,601 You were dating the woman that killed our father 468 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,103 and kidnapped my son! 469 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,370 And that was bad. 470 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,439 But it was in the past; she wanted to change. 471 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,108 Oh, my God, you are completely delusional. 472 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,442 I am not! Totally crazy! 473 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,410 Just like your mother. 474 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,444 And you know what? 475 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,746 I am done pretending that you're not. 476 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,416 I don't care what you do now that Rose is behind bars, 477 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,786 as long as you stay the hell away from me and my family! 478 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,656 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yikes. 479 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,725 This storm cloud just got dar. 480 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,360 (thunder rumbling) 481 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,433 MATEO: That stinks! 482 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,435 I wanted Papa and Abuela 483 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,170 to get married! I know. 484 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,039 Me, too. 485 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,907 And Papa and Abuela are sad about it, too. 486 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,509 I have an idea. 487 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,528 Oh. 488 00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:08,546 Maybe I can give them some of the gummy worms 489 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,847 from my secret hiding spot 490 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,415 to make them feel better. 491 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,559 (floor creaks) Whoa. 492 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,595 Whoa, look at this. 493 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,497 We'll just have the landlord fix it. 494 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,698 Are you kidding? 495 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,933 It's, like, the best hiding spot ever. 496 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,368 Makes me want this place even more. 497 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,869 Yeah? What are you gonna hide in it? 498 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,538 Your spy decoder ring? 499 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,573 How do you know about my spy decoder ring? 500 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,545 Can you take Mateo to Rafael before you go to work? 501 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,413 I got to check something. ALBA: Sí. 502 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,447 (knocking) 503 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,917 (thunder rumbling) 504 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,486 Hi! I am so sorry 505 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,520 to bother you. 506 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,922 It's a funny story. 507 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,857 I actually used to live here with my husband, 508 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,225 uh, but then he died. 509 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,294 Not-not the funny part. 510 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,296 Uh, I-I'm... I'm looking for a love letter 511 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,298 that he wrote me before he was shot. 512 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,600 Also not the funny part. 513 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,436 Anyway, um, there's a broken floorboard in the living room 514 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,305 that we used to joke around about, 515 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,357 and... 516 00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,408 I think that the letter still might be hidden there. 517 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,377 So, can I come in and check real quick? 518 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,745 ROGELIO: Thank you for doing this. 519 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,914 We thought it would be a good idea 520 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,649 if we all sat down and talked. 521 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,485 To put your mind at ease, I don't want any money. 522 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,421 I will support her myself. 523 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,424 (gasps) We're having a girl? 524 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,491 Yes. 525 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,626 Rogeliana. 526 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,494 We didn't agree on Rogeliana. 527 00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,712 You said you were open to it. 528 00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:32,929 That was just to get you to sign the contract. 529 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,632 And I agreed to sign the contract... 530 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,534 If you think I'm gonna name my daughter after the planet's... 531 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,102 ...with the clear understanding that you would... ...biggest narcissist... 532 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,669 ...name our daughter Rogeliana! ...you are clinically insane! 533 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,506 Oh... Can we just table the names for the moment? 534 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,774 Agreed. 535 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,276 (thunder rumbling) 536 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,812 I want to confirm that we'll share custody, 537 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,480 per our previous agreement. 538 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,582 No. I want primary custody. 539 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,618 What? The previous agreement was made 540 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,353 when we were gonna do this together 541 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,654 and we actually liked each other. 542 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,489 Everything is different now that I hate you. 543 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,691 Well, I hate you, too, but you're the mother of my child. 544 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,593 So I will keep that very real, intense, 545 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,562 and almost violent hatred inside, 546 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,999 because I want to be involved in my child's life. 547 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,534 You can have two weekends a month, 548 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,536 one major holiday, and two weeks in the summer. 549 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,405 No. I want more. 550 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,607 And you should want him to have more. 551 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,576 He's a great father; you know that. 552 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,011 No one has a bigger heart, 553 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,545 and no one 554 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,281 is more loyal or devoted. 555 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,584 Thanks for the input, but this is between us. 556 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,518 Now, wait a minute. 557 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,020 It involves her, too. Why? 558 00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:31,289 I heard you two aren't even getting married. 559 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,723 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, dearly beloveds, 560 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,026 in that moment, she realized.. 561 00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:36,694 (chuckles softly) 562 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,362 Of course we are. 563 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,699 Who am I kidding? 564 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,769 I'm not gonna walk away from you; you're it for me. 565 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:45,970 Really? 566 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,039 Really. 567 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,575 So let's just get married. 568 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,044 Today, like we planned. 569 00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:55,046 But we canceled everything. 570 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:58,783 All we need is you, me, Mom, Jane and Mateo. 571 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,451 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And 42 backup dancers, 572 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,054 12 doves and three costume changes. 573 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:08,859 Darcy, you'll be hearing from our attorney. 574 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,896 Now, let's go and get married. 575 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,531 Nothing can stop us. 576 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,533 MAN (over P.A.): Good afternoon. The tropical storm 577 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,502 has been upgraded to a hurricane by the National Weather Service. 578 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,572 (thunder crashes) 579 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,410 Sorry. Maybe this one. 580 00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:27,845 (floor creaks, Jane gasps) 581 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,847 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And at this moment, 582 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,682 Jane wondered, was this fate 583 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,651 or part of Michael's grand plan 584 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,520 that she would find this letter just when she needed to, 585 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,621 on this rainy day? 586 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,591 Nope. 587 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,594 Oh, okay. 588 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,396 Well, at least I gave it a try. 589 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,465 Sorry to have bothered you. 590 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:48,532 (cell phone chimes) 591 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,001 (thunder crashes) 592 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,070 Oh, my God! 593 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,004 What? 594 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,673 My parents' wedding is back on. 595 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,575 In two hours at the Marbella. 596 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,010 Oh, my God! I have to get a car. 597 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,546 Uh... 598 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,648 Uber, Lyft-- they're both out 'cause of the storm. 599 00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,083 A taxi. 600 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,918 VALET: I'm pretty sure we got you 601 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,687 the last taxi out there, Miss Alver. 602 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:12,022 And I apologize, but it's a ride share, 603 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,657 so someone's joining you. ANEZKA: It's me! 604 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,726 Hi, there. 605 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,794 Oh, you must be Petra's twin sister. 606 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:20,731 I'm Luisa. I'm Rafael's sister. 607 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,701 Pleased to meet you. 608 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,669 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Now, was it fate that brought them together? 609 00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,705 Or just a random coincidence? 610 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,708 Again, I ask these questions, but I don't know. 611 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:31,942 Your car. 612 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,544 But I do know that this car ride 613 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,045 is definitely gonna mess things up. 614 00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,747 I'm fine, Mom. Raf picked me up. 615 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,466 We're just grabbing your dress. 616 00:23:38,467 --> 00:23:40,184 Yes, I will be careful. Love you. 617 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,685 Bye. 618 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,154 Hurry. Oh, and be careful with the train. 619 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:44,522 I am being careful. 620 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:45,823 Go write your ceremony. 621 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:49,026 Dearly beloved, meant to be, and all that. 622 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,429 Oh, my God. 623 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:52,730 What did you do? 624 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:53,864 What is that? 625 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,833 That's my dress. 626 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:58,636 (laughs) Shut it, okay? Just focus on my Mom's, 627 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,704 and I'll put the purple monster in my backpack. 628 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:02,773 We have to hurry! 629 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,041 (crash, grass shatters) 630 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:06,944 (gasps) 631 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,046 Oh, no, your car. 632 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,048 Guess we're taking the bus. 633 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,717 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, yay, the bus! 634 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:15,953 I mean, oh, no, the bus. 635 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,678 MAN (over P.A.): Attention, all Marbella guests and employees. 636 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,113 The hotel is official on lockdown due to the hurricane. 637 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,183 ROGELIO (over P.A.): Oh, and does anyone have L'Oréal 638 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:49,820 visible lift blur concealer number 303 in medium warm? 639 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,188 No. 640 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,590 This simply won't do. 641 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,058 I need more colors to work with. 642 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,894 (gasps) Mateo, run over to Abuela's room 643 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,195 and borrow her foundations. 644 00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,798 Go! Hurry! 645 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:12,910 One? 646 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:17,047 (chuckles) Dad says Mateo's being a good wingman. 647 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:19,683 Ha! Scared about what that means. 648 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,852 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when... 649 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,854 Oh, my God. (sighs) 650 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,055 You're famous. 651 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:31,795 That's my book! 652 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,797 BUS DRIVER: Sit down now! 653 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,800 It's so tiny I can barely see it, but that's my book! 654 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,036 That's your book. 655 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,705 Oh, I used to sit on this bus and write. 656 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,141 Dreaming of this. 657 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,176 I know. (sighs): Oh. 658 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:50,614 So doesn't that, at least, feel meant to be? 659 00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:53,651 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, what could she say, but... 660 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,986 No, that doesn't feel like meant to be, 661 00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,788 because that would make it sound too easy. 662 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,991 And it was an incredible amount of hard work 663 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,127 and effort and determination 664 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:06,630 and overcoming obstacles and fighting through disappointments 665 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:07,965 and failures. 666 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,533 It was a choice. 667 00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:11,100 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when it hit her. 668 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:12,870 In a moment of fate, or destiny, 669 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,605 or pure happenstance... Pen and paper. 670 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,674 I need a pen and paper. I need a pen and paper. 671 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,343 BUS DRIVER: End of the line. 672 00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:20,578 Um... 673 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:21,979 (thunder rumbling) 674 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,081 You think you can get us a little closer 675 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,349 to the Marbella Hotel? 676 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:26,984 I-I'm sorry. 677 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,169 He doesn't understand 678 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,353 how public transportation works. 679 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,088 Be careful with the dress! 680 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,923 This thing is so well packed, 681 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,225 we could take it to the top of Everest and we'd be fine. 682 00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:37,361 Oh, God! Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no! 683 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,363 Not safe! Get it back in the bag quick! 684 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,131 Oh! 685 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,601 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I told you they'd make a mess. 686 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,802 (thunder rumbling) 687 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,170 Oh, quick! 688 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,671 (Jane screaming) 689 00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:49,807 Welcome. Welcome to the Marbella. 690 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,208 Sorry the Fairwick failed you. 691 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,978 Next time, maybe choose a hotel that has a safety plan. 692 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,830 Wait. We can't do this. 693 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,681 We have to keep this room clear for the Villanueva wedding. 694 00:26:57,683 --> 00:26:59,116 We're in the middle of a hurricane. 695 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,952 Rafael was very clear. He promised Jane. 696 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,154 Of course he did. 697 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:08,225 JANE: My dress is in my backpack, so... 698 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,328 I am so sorry. 699 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,097 I feel terrible. 700 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:14,231 (thunder rumbling) 701 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:18,068 (sobbing) 702 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:20,004 (laughing) 703 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,405 Are you okay, Mom? 704 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,273 ALBA: Xiomara? 705 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:25,676 Of course my dress in ruined. 706 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,244 Look around. 707 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:30,047 We're getting married in the middle of a hurricane. 708 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,116 Oh, who cares? 709 00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:34,084 I just want to marry your father. 710 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,120 Okay. Well, then we'll make do. 711 00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:37,955 Hey, we got the hookup at the gift shop. 712 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,223 Oh, and you know what, 713 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,591 I won't even wear my dress, 714 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:41,958 so that I don't distract from the bride. 715 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,327 No, it's fine. 716 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,362 You're the officiant, so you should stand out. 717 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,164 (chuckles) 718 00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,410 What? 719 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:06,183 (both laugh) 720 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,368 (electricity crackles, Jane gasps) 721 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,303 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: On the bright side, 722 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:28,372 at least no one will see Jane's dress. 723 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,246 JANE: All rise. 724 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,081 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that on the day 725 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,482 of Xiomara Gloriana Villanueva's wedding, 726 00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:40,951 the power was out, her dress was ruined, 727 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,386 there weren't even any paper cranes 728 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,254 because they were deemed a fire hazard, 729 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:47,357 but it was still completely magical. 730 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:54,064 And Xiomara, well, she looked perfect. 731 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:57,901 At least to the people who loved her most. 732 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,269 Which includes me. 733 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:01,038 ("Bridal Chorus" playing) 734 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,398 Dearly beloved, 735 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,768 we are gathered here today to witness 736 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:32,903 the marriage of two people... 737 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,005 who are not meant to be. 738 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:36,840 (thunder rumbling) 739 00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:39,042 It's true. 740 00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:41,345 They met when they were teenagers, 741 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:43,981 and they were both a mess, honestly. 742 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:48,051 And then they didn't see each other again for 23 years. 743 00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:50,020 And the reunion? 744 00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,388 That was a mess, too. 745 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:54,892 Breakups and makeups and misunderstandings 746 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,194 and hurt feelings and old resentments... 747 00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:59,263 (thunder crashes) See? 748 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:02,166 Even Mother Nature seems to be rooting against them. 749 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:07,871 My parents are here today, not because they are meant to be, 750 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:10,007 but because they chose each other. 751 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:13,010 In the face of a million obstacles, 752 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,978 they chose each other. 753 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,181 When it seemed like they should give up, 754 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,183 they chose each other. 755 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:21,552 And they keep choosing each other, 756 00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:26,957 in the face of every single twist and turn life brings them, 757 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:30,527 every single day. 758 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,896 And that is not destiny. 759 00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:35,599 That is not fate. 760 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,835 That's commitment. 761 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:41,205 For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, 762 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:45,976 through stormy days and sunny skies, 763 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:49,179 they have earned their happy ending. 764 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:54,952 And by the power vested in me 765 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,154 by the Circle of Life Sacred Church, 766 00:30:57,156 --> 00:31:02,092 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 767 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:02,960 Dad, kiss Mom. 768 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:05,229 Yeah. (laughs) 769 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:08,065 (people whooping) 770 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,507 Pretty weird wedding. 771 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,076 What are you doing here? 772 00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:21,044 My hotel was evacuated, remember? 773 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,880 (thunder rumbling) 774 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:26,416 And I was looking for you... 775 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:31,188 'cause that ceremony, it reminded me... of us. 776 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:37,094 Look, we break up, we make up. 777 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:40,063 We always come back together. 778 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:43,066 I was watching you all night long. 779 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:46,470 Watching him. 780 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:52,109 And all I kept thinking was, 781 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:55,312 "Is she gonna turn around and look at me?" 782 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,354 (door opens) 783 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:12,296 Rafael, I'm sorry. That was a mistake. 784 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:13,597 It didn't mean anything. 785 00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,532 We've been back together for a week. 786 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,000 I know! 787 00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:18,368 I was just feeling very insecure, 788 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,170 and-and he was saying all the right things, 789 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,171 and it just happened. 790 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:22,606 Insecure about what? 791 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,141 You and Jane. 792 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:25,659 Yeah, I know. 793 00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:27,176 You're going to say you're just best friends, 794 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,378 but that's not it. 795 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,681 She looks at you 796 00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:33,450 like... like that's not it. 797 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:34,718 Okay, you are way off. 798 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,186 No, I'm not. 799 00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:38,088 And you chose her before. 800 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:40,524 A long time ago. That's not what's happening. 801 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,526 So you're saying if you found out Jane had feelings for you, 802 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,527 that wouldn't change anything? 803 00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,228 No, of course not. 804 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:48,398 I don't know that I believe that. 805 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,235 And, regardless, this is why I didn't want 806 00:32:52,237 --> 00:32:53,437 to get back together with you. 807 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,206 I was past this. 808 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:59,242 I-I don't want to be worried about you and Jane. 809 00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:01,211 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, at this moment, 810 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:05,182 all Petra wanted was for Rafael to say no, to choose her, 811 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,351 and to keep choosing her. 812 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:10,620 Yeah, maybe you were right. 813 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,023 Okay. 814 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,492 So let's just... 815 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,527 go back to how things were. 816 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,598 (thunder rumbling) 817 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,667 (gentle Spanish music playing) 818 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,146 Daddy! 819 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,748 Family dance! 820 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,517 Family dance! Okay. 821 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,019 (grunts) 822 00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:49,126 Are you okay? 823 00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,161 Yeah. Just, um... 824 00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:54,431 I just broke things off 825 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:57,534 with, uh, P-E-T-R-A. 826 00:33:58,637 --> 00:33:59,770 I want to be down. 827 00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:05,325 What happened? 828 00:34:05,326 --> 00:34:07,343 Well, remember all those reasons you said we shouldn't date? 829 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,746 You were right. 830 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,515 We bring out the worst in each other. 831 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:14,785 No. No, I was wrong, remember? 832 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,622 Hey. 833 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,461 What? 834 00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:26,730 Petra freaked out 835 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,733 because she thinks that you still have feelings for me. 836 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:33,103 And that if I knew that... 837 00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:34,504 I'd choose you. 838 00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:40,777 Well, that's crazy. 839 00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:43,380 That's what I said. 840 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,128 (lights click) 841 00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,596 (people cheering, clapping) 842 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,398 Yes! 843 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,576 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: "Destiny is a series of detours," 844 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,144 a wise man once said. 845 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:15,612 Finally stopped raining. 846 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,746 Yeah. 847 00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:20,784 So... 848 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,186 talk to me about Rafael. 849 00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:24,888 What? 850 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:28,625 As a married lady... 851 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,128 I am an expert in hot and bothered, 852 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:33,230 and you looked pretty hot and bothered. 853 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,798 We were just dancing. 854 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,233 Mm-hmm. 855 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,702 Okay, fine. A little hot and bothered. 856 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:40,537 But I'm trying not to be. 857 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,740 Why? Because he was getting back together with Petra. 858 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,275 He was? 859 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:48,745 (groans) I... I guess it imploded, 860 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:51,448 and suddenly he was asking me if I had feelings for him. 861 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,283 Oh, my God. What did you say? 862 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:55,819 No. Of course not. 863 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,254 Do you? 864 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:58,155 It's a step backwards. 865 00:35:58,157 --> 00:35:59,957 Or forwards. 866 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,758 Did you even listen to yourself up there? 867 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,728 How your dad and me kept choosing each other. 868 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:07,430 Maybe he's your destiny. 869 00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:09,833 I don't believe in destiny. 870 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:12,235 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: She will before the night is over. 871 00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:14,171 At least talk to him. 872 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:23,180 So, you're a love guru. 873 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:26,183 Why am I always sabotaging myself? 874 00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:27,350 Join the club. 875 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,585 (laughs) 876 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,353 I'm being literal. 877 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:33,190 You should join my exclusive dating club. 878 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:34,858 I could match you up in a heartbeat. 879 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:38,261 I already know who I'm meant to be with. 880 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:39,396 So what happened? 881 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,198 Jane. Ugh! 882 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,233 I am so over the Villanuevas. 883 00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:45,235 No kidding. 884 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:49,339 I mean, I know she still has feelings for Rafael. 885 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:51,274 He might not believe me, but... 886 00:36:51,276 --> 00:36:53,310 Wait. Wait, you told him? 887 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,812 Oh, honey, no, no, no. 888 00:36:57,216 --> 00:36:58,982 Darcy rule number 43: 889 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:03,753 the name of the ex is not said unless you want her in his head. 890 00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:06,590 If you want to be with him, 891 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,291 don't take yourself out of the game. 892 00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:09,392 Tell him how you feel. 893 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,628 Now. 894 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:12,729 Go! 895 00:37:14,967 --> 00:37:17,801 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, this was one of those moments 896 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:20,770 where life could go in either direction. 897 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,008 Jane, I've been looking for you. 898 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,376 Uh... 899 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,013 Where did you get this? 900 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:32,315 Maybe it'll make more sense to you. 901 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:34,017 A couple from your old apartment got in touch 902 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,619 with the tenant from before them, 903 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:37,687 and then something about a floorboard. 904 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,955 Some guy brought it. 905 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,524 He's waiting on the south patio. 906 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,627 MICHAEL: Dear Jane, 907 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:46,630 first, sorry for being goofy in the priest's office. 908 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:49,032 I was just nervous, because I was scared about 909 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:51,301 writing something for you, a writer. 910 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:53,503 And I've been thinking about what to say, 911 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:56,039 which got me to thinking how lucky I was 912 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:59,342 to have met you at all, and all the small twists of fate 913 00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:01,378 that led me to you in the first place... 914 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,545 Krishna, have you seen Rafael? 915 00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:05,482 (cell phone chimes) 916 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:16,960 MICHAEL: ...and how, in a way, our destiny 917 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:21,364 was just a series of detours bringing us back to each other, 918 00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:23,366 again and again. 919 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:25,402 What should I do with these? 920 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:27,337 I don't care. 921 00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,406 ♪ ♪ 922 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:44,654 Raf? 923 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:48,391 Where is my phone? 924 00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:49,659 Raf? 925 00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:54,664 Hello, beautiful sister with the ugly heart. 926 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:58,335 Wh-What's going on? What are you doing here? 927 00:38:58,337 --> 00:39:00,470 I stole Rafael's phone, 928 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,672 just like you stole my Scott's phone that night. 929 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,841 What? I... Stop lying! 930 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,410 I know all of what happened. 931 00:39:07,412 --> 00:39:08,978 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: This is true, for the record. 932 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,847 Remember the fateful taxi rid, 933 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,516 when I told you it'd make a big mess of things? 934 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:16,052 Trust me. I know alcohol. 935 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:19,089 There is no way anyone goes into a drunken blackout 936 00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:20,623 off a little peach schnapps. 937 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:23,610 You were roofied. 938 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,596 The night my beloved Scott died, you text me from his phone. 939 00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:28,465 He was never breaking up with me. 940 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,433 He was always loving me. 941 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:33,703 So now, I play same phone trick on you. 942 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:37,574 And it all comes kruh se uzavrel. 943 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,876 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or, "full circle," as it were. 944 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,779 Which unfortunately brings us here. 945 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:46,082 What the hell are you doing here? 946 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,051 I told you to leave. 947 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,587 I'm not going anywhere. 948 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,460 Where did you get that? 949 00:39:57,462 --> 00:40:01,164 I am thinking we were meant to be in car ride together. 950 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,532 You helped me, 951 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:03,666 now I can help you. 952 00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:05,502 My dead husband 953 00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:07,570 found addition to your father's will. 954 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,440 Rafael gets nothing. 955 00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:12,742 Zero. Zilch. 956 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:15,612 Which means the hotel, the trust, 957 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,847 everything is mine. 958 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,115 Which means you're the one 959 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,650 that needs to get out. 960 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,852 Now. 961 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,721 ♪ ♪ 962 00:40:40,505 --> 00:40:42,505 MICHAEL: A twist of fate. 963 00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:44,641 The night we met, that's what it felt like. 964 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,976 I wasn't even supposed to be working. 965 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,145 I'd picked up a shift for my buddy 966 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,481 whose kid was playing in a recital. 967 00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:54,050 And then I was technically off, but I took a detour 968 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,853 and stopped for a burger a few blocks away. 969 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:59,489 And I was heading back to the precinct when... 970 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:01,491 DISPATCHER (over radio): We've got a noise complaint on 25th. 971 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:03,560 Any units nearby who can check it out? 972 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:05,462 Yeah, I'm right there. 973 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:08,048 (siren whoops) 974 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:10,633 MICHAEL: If not for that recital and that burger, 975 00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,635 I might not have ended up on the doorstep 976 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:16,806 of a drunk 21-year-old girl. 977 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,476 That's not just a series of coincidences. 978 00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:21,478 It's destiny. 979 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,013 And I never doubted you were mine. 980 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:34,057 And never doubt that all I want, forever and always, 981 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,159 is for you to be happy. 982 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:38,561 MAN: Jane. 983 00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:40,163 Adam? 984 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,065 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. 985 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,833 Jane's first love. 986 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,835 I did say we'd get back to hi. 987 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,770 I used to live in that apartment. 988 00:41:47,772 --> 00:41:49,138 I found the letter. 989 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,207 I didn't know it was yours. 990 00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:55,178 I never thought I'd see you again. 991 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,679 (exhales)