1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,068 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Welcome back, friends. 2 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:04,069 You'll recall we last left our Jane, 3 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:05,404 yup, having a fling 4 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:07,673 with the very sexy Fabian. 5 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,742 And, yes, it's that Fabian, 6 00:00:09,744 --> 00:00:12,644 as in Rogelio's costar in Los Viajes de Guillermo. 7 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:16,615 Onscreen, he plays his rival. 8 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,517 His teeny-tiny rival. 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,319 But you know what wasn't tiny? 10 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:21,687 Rogelio's happiness. 11 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:25,657 Because he finally got engaged to Xiomara, again! 12 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:26,592 And they had decided on a wedding 13 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,060 to match their love. 14 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,695 Go crazy. 15 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,230 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of big love, 16 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,232 Rafael was feeling it for Petra, 17 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,567 and so he told her. I want to be with you. 18 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:39,338 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But Petra, well, she just wasn't sure. 19 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,573 I know, buzz-kill, right? (knock at door) 20 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,143 And then they were interrupted by the cops, 21 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,345 who said they knew who killed Scott, and it was... 22 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:47,780 (needle scratches on record) 23 00:00:47,782 --> 00:00:49,481 Actually, you'll find that out soon enough. 24 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,150 One last bit of backstory on Rafael. 25 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,751 Sure, he's rich, but things haven't always 26 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,420 been easy for him. 27 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:57,256 A long time ago, he had cancer. 28 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,791 And remember his sister Luisa? 29 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:00,692 Well, she was dating Rose, 30 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:03,595 aka the crime lord Sin Rostro. 31 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:06,165 Though in public, Rose wore a mask, and looked like this. 32 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,801 I know! Straight out of a telenovela, right? 33 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:11,070 Which, of course, this is, after all. 34 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,407 Once upon a time, there was a little girl 35 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,777 who believed in once upon a time. 36 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:22,648 "And the glass slipper fit Cinderella's foot perfectly." 37 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,750 That's right. 38 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,286 From a young age, Jane Gloriana Villanueva believed 39 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:30,522 in the magic of fairy tales. 40 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:34,493 "And so they got married and lived..." 41 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,295 Happily ever after. 42 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,097 The end. 43 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,731 But as time went on, 44 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:44,103 Jane exchanged that for a more... realistic perspective. 45 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:47,106 "And so they got married and lived..." 46 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:49,842 uh, together as husband and wife. 47 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:52,611 Uh, and they had their ups and downs, 48 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,480 and they faced difficult times 49 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,681 where their relationship was tested, 50 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,449 but they stuck through it, 51 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,651 because they knew that relationships take work 52 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:03,288 and, you know, life doesn't always work out perfectly. 53 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,524 The end. 54 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,759 Oh, and the princess had her own fulfilling career 55 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,695 outside the monarchy. 56 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:13,599 The Cinderella we're doing at school has a different ending. 57 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,534 Well, there can be lots of different endings, 58 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,436 that's what makes the story so great. 59 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:22,141 So, yeah. By now, Jane was over the whole fairy tale thing. 60 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:23,408 Okay, I'm ready. 61 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,810 Hit me with the wedding deets. 62 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:29,281 The theme is a fairy tale come to life. 63 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:32,651 Yeah, apparently Rogelio didn't get the memo. 64 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,754 Oh, wow, look at that. 65 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:38,157 Doves, sure. 66 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,892 Ha. Fireworks. 67 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:44,463 A carriage pulled by white horses. 68 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,797 And this is what you want? 69 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,466 Because it's your day, too. 70 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:50,302 The white horses happened to be your mother's idea. 71 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,937 I always thought I was too old, 72 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:55,340 that I missed out on the whole princess window, 73 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,775 but your dad convinced me 74 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,810 it's not too late, 75 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,947 and I started to think about how fun it would be 76 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:05,317 to wear the whole, big poofy dress, and... 77 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,820 Unless you think I'll look silly. 78 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:09,788 I-I don't want to look silly. 79 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,889 I don't think you'll look silly. 80 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,391 I think you'll look beautiful. 81 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:13,825 Okay. 82 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,594 So, I'd like to ask you, 83 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:16,762 officially, 84 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,263 will you be my maid of honor? 85 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,599 Yes, of course. I would officially love to. 86 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,968 And I am ready to take care of your every bridal need. 87 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,836 Oh, wow. 88 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,972 That's a... you're, are you, you're wearing a tiara? 89 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,840 No, this is for you. 90 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,909 I'm wearing a crown. 91 00:03:30,933 --> 00:03:36,933 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 92 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,924 JANE: A yacht, too. (short chuckle) 93 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,593 Wow. 94 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:48,927 And all this is happening in two weeks. 95 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,896 Has to. We are all slaves 96 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,965 to the television schedule. 97 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,403 That's when my show goes on break. 98 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,572 But we already hired, uh, Jean Luc, 99 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,808 the best wedding planner around. 100 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,009 He has secured vendors, 101 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:07,512 fireworks, Malaysian doves... 102 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,581 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here we go... 103 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,287 Well... 104 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:18,290 He created me, so, a very big role. 105 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:23,996 Ah. Ideally, Ricky Martin. 106 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:25,597 XIOMARA: Mom... 107 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,902 We're not getting married in a church by a priest. 108 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,475 JANE: Okay, you know what, Abuela? 109 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,477 In my official capacity as maid of honor, 110 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,979 I'll remind you: it's their day. 111 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,714 Ooh, burn! 112 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:43,915 JANE: No, it wasn't 113 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,384 a burn. 114 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,986 (imitates sizzling) 115 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,921 I love you, Alba, but I have to go. 116 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,891 It is my last night shoot until after the wedding, 117 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:55,694 and it is murder on my skin. 118 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,995 Milady. 119 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,998 Until we meet again. 120 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,903 (phone rings, door closes) 121 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,072 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, Fabian. 122 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:10,409 To catch you up: Once upon a time, 123 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,878 Jane had the most perfect fling ever. 124 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:17,316 Amazing sex with absolutely no strings attached. 125 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:19,918 She and Fabian 126 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,087 were on exactly the same page, 127 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,524 making things easy and uncomplicated. 128 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,662 So, yeah. I'm just messing with you. 129 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,498 I mean, the sex was good, don't get me wrong. 130 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,633 But then... 131 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,935 So, I should really go. 132 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,337 No. 133 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,072 Just five more minutes. 134 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,643 Uh... you said that already. (short chuckle) 135 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,011 I know. 136 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,080 But time goes too fast with you. 137 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,383 Two more minutes? 138 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,739 Boop. 139 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:58,457 Fabian obviously still wants some kind of relationship. 140 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,925 So are you gonna end it with him? 141 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,493 Yeah. I have to. 142 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,795 (phone chimes) 143 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,731 Oh, but a part of me is just hoping 144 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,966 that he'll take a hint and fade away. 145 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,035 (phone chimes) (sighs) 146 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,805 Ooh. Yeah, he's not gonna take the hint. 147 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,807 I know. I have to tell him. 148 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,476 Yeah, well, do it soon. 149 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,077 It's a little selfish to not let someone know 150 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,579 where you're at, emotionally. 151 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,448 Petra still hasn't given you an answer? 152 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,817 No. She says she's still thinking it over. 153 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,953 But, I mean, how much longer? It's been a week. 154 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:30,422 That sucks. But it is a really big decision. 155 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,824 I know. And I respect that. 156 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:36,128 But if she brings it up, could you just 157 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,397 tell her you think it's a good idea? 158 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:40,999 What? You know, I just... 159 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,567 If she brings it up at brunch or... 160 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:43,969 I really don't want to get in the middle of this. 161 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,771 Mateo, hurry up, we got to go. 162 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,072 No, you're right, totally. 163 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,974 You... you should stay out of it. 164 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,476 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now... 165 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,578 I just can't decide. 166 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,046 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: ...to their most awkward brunch 167 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,748 in their three years of brunches. 168 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,151 Well, by all means, please, take your time. 169 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:01,553 Well, I'm trying to decide. It's not like I'm not trying to. 170 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:07,159 Here, have a pancake. Last week you had eggs. 171 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:09,694 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Do you think they're really talking about breakfast? 172 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:12,197 Okay, everybody with sticky hands, stand up-- 173 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,065 we're washing. 174 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,734 Mine are the stickiest. 175 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,069 Oh, come on, Mateo! 176 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,439 I got him. (sighs) 177 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,707 (whispering): Talk to her. 178 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,142 (mouths) 179 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,848 Can we talk? 180 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,851 Oh, um, yeah, sure. About? 181 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:36,054 Oh, stop it, I know he told you about his big... declaration. 182 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,789 So what do you think about all this? 183 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,691 I think it's between you two. 184 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,526 That's ridiculous. You always have an opinion. 185 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,061 This is the one time I actually want it. 186 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,129 I'm staying out of it. 187 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,864 No matter how nicely you ask. 188 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,098 I have no opinion. 189 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,567 Of course I have an opinion. 190 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,102 It's a horrible idea. 191 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,872 Actually, that's not even an opinion, 192 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,540 it's just a fact. 193 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:58,043 They're terrible together. Volatile, mean. 194 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,911 And now there are kids involved. And two families. 195 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,580 Who are in really good places. 196 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,548 Nope. 197 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:04,683 Not my place. 198 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:11,122 (doorbell rings) (gasps) 199 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,124 That must be Jean Luc. 200 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:16,495 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah yes, the famed wedding planner. 201 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,029 Oh, hi. 202 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,165 I didn't realize that there were two of you. 203 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,067 My parents will be here any minute, 204 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,201 they're just stuck in traffic. 205 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,080 So... how long 206 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,048 have you two been planning weddings together? 207 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,886 Ugh. 208 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,954 (both speaking French) 209 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,294 Eight years. 210 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,096 Oh, wow. 211 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,199 Well, I can tell you a little about what they want. 212 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,535 I'm sure you heard that they're going for 213 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:57,869 the full fairy tale. 214 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,104 Ugh. Hate it. What? 215 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,605 Your mother can't do fairy tale. 216 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,240 She's too old. I have to agree. 217 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,975 And we never agree. 218 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,646 Well, I don't agree. 219 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,248 And, more importantly, she doesn't agree. 220 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,917 It's what she wants. 221 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,586 She'll look, uh, ridiculous in a poofy dress. 222 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,688 Totally, uh, ridiculous. 223 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,957 Well, you're entitled to your opinion, 224 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,158 of course, but I'd really rather 225 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,260 you not say that in front of my mom. 226 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:25,697 Of course we'll say it, that's what we're being paid for. 227 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,032 She has her heart set on this. 228 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,166 We'll have our names on it. 229 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,135 I don't care! (car approaches) 230 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,203 Look, they're here. My mom 231 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,939 wants a full fairy tale wedding, and neither of you 232 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,274 are gonna make her feel bad about that. Got it? 233 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,610 Got it. Understood. 234 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,278 (exhales) 235 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,247 Oh, wait, what? Wait, where-where are you going? 236 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,682 We cannot work like this. 237 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,883 JEAN: I have to agree. And we 238 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:48,119 never agree. (stammers) 239 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,155 Oh, hi, hello, sorry we're late. 240 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,223 What'd we miss? Oh, we quit. 241 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,035 Creative differences? What didn't they like? LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Your age. 242 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,204 I don't know. I'm-I'm sorry. 243 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,139 It was my fault. I was pushy. 244 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,741 No, it's fine. Totally fine. 245 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,176 Just the wedding is so soon. 246 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,345 Yeah, and Jean Luc had great deals with vendors. 247 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:16,214 So... it's not fine? 248 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,049 We'll hire someone else. Who cares what it costs? 249 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,652 No, we have to stay in our budget. It's already huge. 250 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,054 Maybe we can plan it ourselves. 251 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,189 I can't plan a wedding with my shooting schedule. 252 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,024 Rogelio... 253 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,025 This is not the time for budgets! 254 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,093 I'll do it. 255 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,061 I'm done with my novel. 256 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,297 I have time. Plus, you already know the vendors you want 257 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,332 to use, it's just a matter of organizing and negotiating, 258 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,901 which I can do. 259 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,370 Let me do this for you. 260 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:39,938 As your maid of honor. 261 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:43,008 Okay, if you insist. 262 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,376 (exhales) 263 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:47,012 I am entrusting this to you. 264 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,848 ♪ ♪ 265 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:59,024 Hey, Krishna, can you add karate pick-up for me 266 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,026 at 3:30? You'll be cutting it close, 267 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,427 you've got your appointment with Dr. Osmani. 268 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,429 Uh, just reschedule that. 269 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,965 Your oncologist? You can't reschedule. 270 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,967 It's just my annual screening. 271 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,702 I know, and you can't push it. 272 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,938 Just tell the doctor I'll be 15 late. 273 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,006 Great. 274 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,174 Oh, and your sister called. 275 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,243 What? Why didn't you tell me? 276 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,311 She said she'd call you back at 2:30 sharp. 277 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,313 Go, run, run! 278 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,049 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know what you're thinking: 279 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,350 run where? What's going on? 280 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,352 Well, remember this? 281 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,721 We just got the composite sketch of the woman 282 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,023 Chuck Chesser saw on the beach the night of Scott's murder. 283 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,426 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here's what you didn't see. 284 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,227 Chuck Chesser clearly described your sister's girlfriend. 285 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,362 PETRA: Eileen? 286 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,798 She killed Scott? 287 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,232 RAFAEL: It must be connected to Rose. 288 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,701 I knew my sister was still involved with her. 289 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:43,968 Luisa, 290 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:44,969 hi. 291 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,971 LUISA: Rafael, hey! 292 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,074 Uh, it's-it's good to hear from you. 293 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:52,243 Um, I... You know, I've been trying to get in touch. 294 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,012 I know. I got your message. 295 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,847 We haven't had great reception. 296 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,016 We're in the desert. 297 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,486 RAFAEL: Yeah. No, no, no, I-I... get it. 298 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,790 Um, but, uh, look, I called because, 299 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,292 you know, we still need to have that board meeting 300 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,929 and, you know, you just... you just ran off. 301 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,264 (sighs) I know, I'm really sorry, 302 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,933 but we'll come back soon, okay? 303 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,935 Well, how soon? Uh, I can't... You know, 304 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,336 I can't plan a meeting without a firm date. 305 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,404 I'll let you know, but right now 306 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,405 I have to go. No. 307 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,240 Uh, wait. I have to. 308 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,908 The camels are here, the tour is starting. Wait. 309 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,411 No, uh, just... I just want to know-- why'd you leave? 310 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,079 It was so sudden. Did I-did I do something? 311 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,481 Of course not. 312 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:32,951 We'll catch up later, okay? 313 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,754 Sorry. 314 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,255 But it's... it's hard. 315 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,490 You know that I want to have 316 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,125 a better relationship with him. 317 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,426 And you know that we have to make sure 318 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,194 he's not working with the cops. 319 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,462 He's not. 320 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,998 Trust me, I know my brother. 321 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,199 Were you able to trace it? 322 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,400 No. 323 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,469 Hopefully she comes back to town soon. 324 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,772 We can't go back anytime soon. 325 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,440 Come on. 326 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,343 We can go anywhere else 327 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,845 in the world. Hmm? 328 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:05,216 I'll even put on that uncomfortable mask. 329 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,218 JANE: I booked your makeup and hair 330 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,120 and I got the caterers to go down $20 a head 331 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,421 as long as Dad moves off that whole thing 332 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,223 about all the desserts being lavender. 333 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:16,060 Brr... Oh, and one thing: the horses. For the carriage. 334 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,263 It's short notice and it turns out white horses are really 335 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,498 hard to come by. I found a speckled horse 336 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,534 that's... Oh... 337 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,235 You're disappointed? 338 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,537 I know it's dumb, 339 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:28,540 but I-I've always pictured white horses. 340 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,376 It's absolutely not dumb. 341 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,411 I will find you white horses. 342 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,946 Thank you. White will just pop more, 343 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,281 you know? Oh, it sure will. 344 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,882 (knocking at door) 345 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,884 Oh, that better not be Jean and Luc 346 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:40,985 trying to get their job back, 347 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,054 because I am killing it on my own. 348 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:49,561 Hi. So I need to talk to you about this Rafael situation. 349 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,130 Petra, look... And I don't care if you don't want to be in the middle. I need 350 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,399 to talk this over with someone and you're my only real friend. 351 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,303 So I don't know what to do. I mean, 352 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,405 according to your mom's bridal magazine, we're doomed. 353 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,074 "Do you bring out the best in each other?" 354 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,176 No, definitely not. 355 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,878 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. To recap 356 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,080 Petra and Rafael's fairy tale... 357 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,463 I mean, it took so long to get over him, Jane. 358 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,866 I know. And now he wants to open all that up again? 359 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,167 How is that fair? 360 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,002 Plus, we were terrible together. 361 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,337 Is he forgetting that? 362 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,073 And now we have this good relationship. 363 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,009 And these two great, happy kids. 364 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,011 When I think about messing all that up, 365 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,013 I mean, it just... 366 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,548 doesn't seem worth it. 367 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,316 Right? 368 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,021 What do you think? 369 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,259 I think... 370 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:59,230 ...that makes a lot of sense. 371 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,500 ROGELIO: It is absolutely worth it. 372 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,068 No, it's not. 373 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,120 The cakes aren't gonna be lavender, get over it. 374 00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:08,171 We have to move quickly, you're getting married so soon. 375 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,174 Now listen, I want to go over some st... 376 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,243 Oh. Aw, shoot. 377 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,827 Why are you avoiding Fabian? 378 00:15:17,828 --> 00:15:19,573 I have to end it and I'm kind of dreading it. 379 00:15:19,574 --> 00:15:21,319 I know, I know, I'll do it. 380 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,454 What, why are you staring at me? 381 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:28,359 Just... are you 100% sure you want to break up with him? 382 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,128 Yes. (short whimper) 383 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,496 What did you do? 384 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,999 I dropped off an invitation to the wedding. 385 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,401 What? Why? 386 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,502 I thought it was going great 387 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,436 and you'd want to bring him. 388 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,338 Oh... Ooh. 389 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,206 Okay, well, has he seen it yet? No. 390 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,575 I-I put it in his dressing room. And we're about to shoot. 391 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,479 (knocking at door) 392 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,388 Ah! 393 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,124 (exhales) 394 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,260 (gasps) 395 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,964 Jane? 396 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,365 What... Hi. 397 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,100 Hi. I was just grabbing my phone. 398 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,969 You're probably wondering why I'm in here. 399 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,971 Well, I assume it's to make love. 400 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,472 Let's do it, they'll wait on set. 401 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,474 Oh, no, no, you can keep your shirt on. 402 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,242 I'm not here for that. 403 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,410 Well-well, then why are you here? 404 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,547 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when she saw it. 405 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,518 Oh, yes, my last show. 406 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,422 Thanks to the trainer I became a very good rider. I love horsies. 407 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,757 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, it felt like 408 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,425 one of those twists of fate 409 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,594 you only find in fairy tales. 410 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,296 Or telenovelas. 411 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,598 And do you still know the horsie trainer? 412 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,567 Oh yes, we go riding at least once a month. 413 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:46,037 Wow. Because, as it happens, 414 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,506 I am in the market to rent some white horses 415 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,174 just like that one. 416 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,643 That's great. My friend will help you out for sure. 417 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,379 Oh, thank you. 418 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:58,049 Of course. Anything for my special lady. 419 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,585 So, why are you here again? 420 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,421 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And at that moment, our heroine weighed her options. 421 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,657 To give you this invitation to my parents' wedding. 422 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,059 You want me to go with you? 423 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,560 I sure do. 424 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,528 Oh, I'd love to. 425 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,197 Yay! (laughs) I'm so glad! 426 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,208 Of course I feel guilty using Fabian 427 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,145 and his equine connections. 428 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,646 But it's for a good cause. 429 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,316 It's not every day that my parents get married. 430 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,318 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: True. This is only 431 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,787 their second marriage and third engagement. 432 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,056 In fact, I'm pretty sure that if Fabian understood 433 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,525 how much it means to me to give my parents the perfect wedding, 434 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,093 he wouldn't even mind. 435 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,762 Okay, fine, he'd be pissed. 436 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,232 But it's not like I'm gonna keep having sex with him. 437 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,373 I'm not totally lying. 438 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,841 He wants more 439 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,709 a-and I'm open to more if... 440 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,578 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He has a personality transplant. 441 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,513 ...we have a great time at the wedding. 442 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,115 Mm-hmm. 443 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,757 ROGELIO: Be careful with the frown face. 444 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,625 You are too young to get lines. 445 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,327 What's bringing you down? 446 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,329 I just got some pretty heartbreaking news. 447 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,164 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: His shirtless scene was cut. 448 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,332 Jane told you, huh? 449 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,567 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh. 450 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,734 I get it. 451 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,269 Breakups are hard. 452 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,773 But there are other fish in the sea, and... 453 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,410 with a chest as powerful as Poseidon himself, 454 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,479 you can catch any of them. 455 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,283 So Jane told you she was going to break up with me? 456 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,818 Of course, we're very close. 457 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,788 Plus, I am great at keeping secrets. 458 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,757 Okay, so in this next shot, Rogelio climbs the vine 459 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,260 to get to the top of the table. Then we push in 460 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,262 on Fabian, and your wheels are turning. 461 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,131 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sort of like this. 462 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,132 Got it? 463 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,867 Yeah. I got it. 464 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,301 Perfect. 465 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,836 And action. 466 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,773 (knocking at door) 467 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,542 Rafael. 468 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,144 Can we talk? 469 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,712 You're ready? 470 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,213 Yes. 471 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,584 Sorry. I-It was just a lot. 472 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,187 And, um, surprising. 473 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,822 I know. 474 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,726 But listen, now that I've processed, 475 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,328 I've decided. 476 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,465 I don't want us to go there. 477 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,734 What? 478 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,202 We tried. 479 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,703 It didn't work. 480 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,774 Are you saying you don't have feelings for me? 481 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:40,578 I'm saying that what we have now is good. 482 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,780 With us, with the kids. 483 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,915 I-If it doesn't work... 484 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,551 But if it does... 485 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,754 we could be happy. We're happy now. 486 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,789 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sure have a funny way of showing it. 487 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,658 Petra... Stop. 488 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,193 I thought about it a lot, 489 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,561 I-I talked it over with a friend. 490 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,763 This is better. 491 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,731 For all of us. 492 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,833 JANE: It's not as romantic as Ricky Martin, 493 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,870 but we have to have a backup plan. 494 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,871 Oprah? 495 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,240 Dad. Okay, Gayle. 496 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,442 (sighs) I found this Unitarian minister. 497 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,977 She seems really great. 498 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:13,978 Mom wants to meet her today. 499 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,446 What time can you do? 500 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,248 2:00. Okay, I'll schedule it. 501 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,349 Don't be late, though. 502 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,483 Jane. I'll be there at 2:00. 503 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,419 I know how important it is. 504 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,521 This scene won't take long to shoot. 505 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,889 MRS. TAUB: So, rehearsals 506 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,757 are just running a few minutes long. 507 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,227 They'll be right out, and the kids 508 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,396 are very excited about tomorrow's performances. 509 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,268 (Jane sighs) What did you say to Petra? 510 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,970 Uh, what? 511 00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,972 Oh, please. She said she talked to a friend. 512 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,473 It was clearly you. 513 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,941 What happened to staying out of it? 514 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,877 She just showed up at my house asking for advice. 515 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,946 So you sabotaged me? I didn't sabotage anything. 516 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,515 I hardly talked. I just sat there listening 517 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,884 to all the reasons why she thought it wasn't a good idea. You were supposed 518 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,987 to tell her all the reasons why you thought that it was. 519 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,888 But I don't think it is. 520 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,693 Well, that's your opinion. 521 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,863 Exactly. And you were the one who asked me to get involved. 522 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,932 (phone rings) 523 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,903 Hi, Krishna. 524 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,640 I have your oncologist on the line with your test results. 525 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,975 (sighs) 526 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,044 Okay. Um, put her through. 527 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,429 I forgot my line. 528 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,997 No problem, let's just go again. 529 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,966 Okay. (grunts) 530 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,368 And, action. 531 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,313 I forgot again. I feel so stupid. 532 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,517 You say "got it." 533 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,985 That's the whole line. 534 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:01,986 Got it. 535 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,688 Hey, I just said the line. 536 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,058 Can we shoot now, please? 537 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,392 Um, I'm feeling a little shiny. 538 00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:09,593 Can I get a touch-up? 539 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:10,961 What are you doing? 540 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,396 You and I both know you never get shiny 541 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:13,998 because you have perfect skin. 542 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,666 I demand to know what's going on. 543 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,934 What's going on is that your treacherous daughter 544 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,736 is using me for my horsies. 545 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,439 What are you talking about? She didn't break up with me, 546 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:22,673 but thanks to you I know that she was going to. 547 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,642 So let's just say, it's gonna take me a while 548 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,510 to remember the lines. 549 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,379 And you might not make it to your 2:00 appointment. 550 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,852 (sighs) 551 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,862 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now. 552 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,005 (sighs) 553 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,843 (phone chimes, goose honks) 554 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,415 (geese honk) 555 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,484 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh. Apparently, Fabian's 556 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,085 just led Jane on a wild goose chase. 557 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,621 With nary a golden egg in sight. 558 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,529 What do you mean, Dad never showed up? 559 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,965 Apparently, Fabian kept intentionally 560 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,800 screwing up his lines so Rogelio couldn't leave. 561 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,102 (sighing): Oh, no. This is my fault. 562 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,004 I-I tried to use Fabian for his horses 563 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,739 and now he's taking it out on Dad. 564 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,175 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: A tale as old as time. 565 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:34,445 (sighs) I am so sorry, Ma. 566 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,713 Don't feel bad. 567 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,548 I'm just stressed and overwhelmed 568 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:38,816 with all this wedding planning. 569 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,151 I'm actually thinking 570 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:42,153 maybe we should just skip the stag party tomorrow. 571 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,655 What? No. No way. 572 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,158 The whole thing is my fault and I'm going to fix it. 573 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,860 And there's nothing that you can do or anything. 574 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:52,797 I just-- I wanted you to know 575 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,999 that I just got some bad news 576 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,102 from my doctor... my annual. 577 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,137 Anyway, I guess, 578 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,807 my cancer is back. 579 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,142 So... 580 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:08,145 call me, okay? 581 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,984 Let's hope she falls for it. 582 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,920 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I mean... 583 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,655 I did for a minute. 584 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,190 I have to go see him. 585 00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:21,158 It's not a good time. 586 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,793 To have cancer? 587 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,231 I'm going. 588 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,669 Are you coming with me or not? 589 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,615 (sneezes) 590 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,150 Sorry. Allergies. 591 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,651 You don't have allergies. 592 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,520 Yes, I do. I am allergic to terrible acting 593 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,789 and there's a lot of it in the air right now. 594 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,758 Don't. DIRECTOR: Cut. Guys, come on. 595 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,594 We've got a lot to shoot today. 596 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,128 Let's reset and go again. 597 00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,164 Jane. Jane. 598 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,165 Hi. 599 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,967 Fabian, can we talk? 600 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,201 Talk. 601 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,504 Um, look. 602 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,606 I'm sorry. 603 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:11,175 It was wrong of me to try to use you like that. 604 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:14,278 But don't blame my dad for what happened between us, blame me. 605 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,580 Oh, I do blame you. I blame you completely. 606 00:25:16,582 --> 00:25:19,216 You're a heartless slut and I wish I'd never met you. 607 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,018 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Did he just call her a slut? 608 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,786 Did you just call her a slut? 609 00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:24,188 Did you just call me a slut? 610 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,222 Don't you dare 611 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:26,790 talk to my daughter that way! 612 00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:27,892 Well, you should have never brought your daughter 613 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,026 to the set in the first place. 614 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,095 Tempting me with her goji berries. 615 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,164 ROGELIO: Jane is always welcome on set. 616 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,232 And she can bring any type of berries she wants. 617 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:38,068 Well, I refuse to continue shooting as long as she's here. 618 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,704 I am Rogelio de la Vega! 619 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,240 You do not want to make an enemy out of me! 620 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,775 JANE: Dad. Please, both of you, 621 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:45,910 just stop, just calm down. 622 00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:47,077 I will not calm down! 623 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:49,280 We will fight. 624 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:50,948 My dad is not going to fight you. 625 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,918 Oh, we're fighting. 626 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,753 Crew lunch in the parking lot. (bell rings) 627 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:58,589 CREW MEMBER: That's lunch. 628 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,760 (cheering) 629 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,762 No hitting in the face. Obviously. 630 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,697 FABIAN: Or the hair. ROGELIO: Of course. 631 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:08,265 Everything else is fair game. 632 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:13,804 I feel like I'm in Jurassic Park about to fight a dinosaur. 633 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:15,573 When I knock you on your ass 634 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,341 I hope your butt implants don't explode. 635 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,842 FABIAN: That was a necessary procedure 636 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,177 to cushion my weak tailbone. 637 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,146 (Rogelio grunts) 638 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:23,847 Both of you stop this right now. 639 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,716 You're being ridiculous. 640 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,718 Whoa! Stop this right now! 641 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,354 (shrieks) What are you doing here? I'm trying to defend your honor. 642 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,056 I don't need you to defend my honor, please, Dad. 643 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,824 Just calm down, I'll handle this. 644 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,225 Listen to me. 645 00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:38,362 I'm sorry about the way that I handled things. 646 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,331 I know I hurt you. 647 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,666 I clearly meant nothing to you. Less than nothing. 648 00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:43,701 Dad. Coward. 649 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,869 That is not true. 650 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:48,939 I've only slept with one other man in my whole life. 651 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,274 You're the first person that I slept with 652 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,375 since my husband died. 653 00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:53,911 And trust me, that does mean something. 654 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:58,215 So please don't fight with my father. 655 00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,283 (sighs) 656 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:02,119 Ah. 657 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:07,224 No hard feelings? 658 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:11,095 For the sake of my daughter, I will let bygones be bygones. 659 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:13,330 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw. Jane the peacemaker. 660 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,201 Dad! 661 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,869 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whoa. Looks like Jane's 662 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:20,838 boxing training with Dennis really paid off. 663 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,339 My nose! I think you broke it! 664 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,141 My God. I am so sorry. (groans) 665 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,275 Uh, it was just instinct. 666 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,710 You were gonna punch my dad. 667 00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,679 In the face. 668 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,048 That's it. I'm done. I-I can't work with him. 669 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:32,349 ROGELIO: I can't work with him either. 670 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,352 It's him or me. It's him or me. 671 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,896 Girls, come on, hurry up. 672 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,798 We don't want to be late for your performance... Oh. 673 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,166 When did you get here? 674 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,701 Uh, just now. 675 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,103 Oh. 676 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,675 Are you okay? 677 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,276 Yep, fine. 678 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,179 No. I'm not fine. 679 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,881 You know what? I don't care if I turned you down. 680 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:06,817 We're still family and you still have to tell me. 681 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,085 What are you talking about? 682 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,087 I heard you on the phone 683 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:13,090 telling someone your cancer's back. 684 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,726 What? No. 685 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:18,896 No. That was just to get Luisa and Eileen back to Miami. 686 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,398 Wh-what? 687 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,100 I'm working with the police, okay? 688 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:25,469 I just left her the message. I'm fine. 689 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,938 Oh, thank God. 690 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,174 I'm fine. 691 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:40,017 Girls, come. The stage awaits. 692 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:44,922 Yay. My shoe fits perfectly. 693 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:46,924 ELLIE: Let's hug. 694 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:49,093 And they lived happily ever after. 695 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:51,995 And they all got good jobs. 696 00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:53,430 The end. 697 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,999 (cheering and applause) 698 00:28:57,503 --> 00:29:01,405 Oh. Good job, buddy. 699 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,008 Girls! 700 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,477 Daddy. That was amazing. 701 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,747 Oh. I'm so proud of you. (Petra giggles) 702 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,949 ♪ ♪ 703 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:26,530 Hey, buddy, you were amazing. 704 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:29,900 You did so great! 705 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:31,869 MATEO: Thanks. Can I get a cookie? 706 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,937 Yes, you can. (smooches) 707 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,973 Go on. 708 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,910 So, um, I'm sorry. 709 00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:42,246 About earlier. You were right. 710 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,047 If I ask you to get involved, 711 00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:46,283 then I have to accept your opinion. 712 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,918 Even if I don't like it. 713 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,854 Thanks. 714 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:02,432 NETWORK EXECUTIVE: The world does not revolve around you. 715 00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:06,436 Grown men fistfighting? 716 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,272 (both speaking at once) 717 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,340 You think I like babysitting? 718 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:15,279 Now, you are going to make up what you didn't get yesterday, 719 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:17,080 or there will be consequences. 720 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:18,382 Understand? 721 00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:25,989 (phone ringing) 722 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,958 Are you on your way? 723 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,293 What? 724 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:31,929 I'm so sorry. I just can't leave now. 725 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:34,565 It's our bachelor-bachelorette. 726 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,600 The bosses are here. What?! 727 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,468 It's not my fault. It never is. 728 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,103 Okay, that's not fair. I agree. 729 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:41,839 You've missed every single appointment, 730 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,107 and I'm having to do everything by myself! 731 00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:45,142 So hire a wedding planner. 732 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:47,511 I don't want a wedding planner! 733 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,847 I wanted to plan it with you. 734 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:53,183 Rogelio, we need you. 735 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:58,155 I'm sorry, Xo, about all of this, 736 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,424 but I'm at work. I have to go. 737 00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:02,159 We'll talk later, okay? 738 00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:04,862 Have a good shoot. 739 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:11,969 (sighs) 740 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:16,540 (door chirps) 741 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:19,509 Hey, hey, hey, who's ready to party? 742 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:20,911 I cancelled it. 743 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:23,113 What? I just texted everyone. 744 00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:25,282 Your dad's working, and... 745 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:28,085 I don't know-- I-I'm just not up for it. 746 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,053 And I know you're disappointed. 747 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,457 Yeah, but it's... it's your night. 748 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:38,962 Honestly, I'm really not up for it, either. 749 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,098 What's going on? Ugh. 750 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,933 Please? It'll take my mind off things. 751 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:45,602 Can we at least have a shot first? 752 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,038 Oh, perfect. 753 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,174 Ooh! 754 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,012 So I'm standing there, 755 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:58,148 watching Raf go to Petra, and... 756 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:02,052 I just had this feeling, like... 757 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,021 (sighs) I felt... 758 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,389 Jealous? 759 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:08,125 No. No, no, no, it was... it was not jealous. 760 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:10,527 I-I mean, it's not romantic. 761 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,331 But maybe... 762 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,700 jealous of what they would have as a family. 763 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:20,137 Yeah. I understand that. 764 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:24,041 (sighs) 765 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,576 Plus, you're so used to being in the middle of everything. 766 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,412 What? 767 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:30,314 Like in our family, in your relationships, 768 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:33,216 you've always been right in the center. 769 00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:35,152 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: The heroine, as it were. 770 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:38,121 It's hard being on the outside. 771 00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:41,091 I need another drink. 772 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,060 (laughs) 773 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,261 (laughs) 774 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:45,529 Hey. Whoa. 775 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:48,365 Just tell me the truth. 776 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,233 Why did Jean Luc quit? 777 00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:52,102 Creative differences. 778 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,104 What does that mean?! 779 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:55,339 Tell me! 780 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:58,275 Okay, fine! 781 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:01,178 They rained on your fairy tale parade. 782 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,213 Oh, no! 783 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,115 I knew it. It's stupid. No way. 784 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:06,383 They're stupid. 785 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:07,985 No, they're experts. 786 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,453 Not in what you and Dad have. 787 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:11,154 After all you went through, 788 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,756 finding your way back, 789 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:15,192 you deserve your fairy tale ending. 790 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:17,761 You do, too. 791 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:20,664 I had it. 792 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,299 And you'll have it again. 793 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,701 I hope so. 794 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,204 I'd like to. 795 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,638 Aw. 796 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,307 What? (sniffles) 797 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,542 (voice breaking): You said you want to... 798 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:36,013 Ma... stop crying. 799 00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:38,348 I can't. I just 800 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:42,119 feel so lucky that I gave birth to my best friend. 801 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:44,187 Aw! 802 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,189 (Xiomara sobs, Jane laughs) 803 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,191 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, wow. They're really wasted. 804 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,693 (knocking at door) 805 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,161 Huh? 806 00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:53,296 Ah... 807 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:58,168 Hi, there. I'm Prince Charming. 808 00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,369 Apparently, there's a naughty 809 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,238 little princess around here. 810 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,040 (dance music plays, Jane laughs) 811 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:04,474 Oh, my God, I forgot 812 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,710 to cancel the stripper. Wait. No! 813 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:08,612 We cancelled. The party's off. 814 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:12,182 Is he...? The same one 815 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:14,317 that you hired for me, yes. He's the only stripper I knew! 816 00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:16,787 He's really good! 817 00:34:16,789 --> 00:34:19,723 (laughing) All right. 818 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:22,592 What the hell. I'm in! 819 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:25,195 (Xiomara and Jane whooping) 820 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:27,464 (dance music continues playing) 821 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:31,234 Oh, my God. (whoops) 822 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,080 Wow. Wow. (knocking at door) 823 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,848 Did he forget something? 824 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,784 Ma. 825 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:50,554 What are you doing here? 826 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:53,690 I left set after I got Jane's text. 827 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:55,659 What text? 828 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:58,228 I'm sorry. I just wanted him to prioritize you 829 00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,864 because you deserve to be prioritized, Mom! 830 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,833 Are you drunk? Yeah, very. 831 00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:05,869 Huh. But, Rogelio, what about work? 832 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:07,871 I'll deal with the consequences. 833 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:10,307 Jane's right. 834 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:12,843 You're more important, and I have to show it to you 835 00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:14,811 right this minute. 836 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:23,820 Now come. Your carriage awaits! 837 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:28,825 Oh. Go. Have fun. 838 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:37,467 Oh. You weren't kidding. 839 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,636 I'm sorry about the miniature horses. 840 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,838 Apparently, full-size white horses 841 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,875 are hard to come by these days. Yeah, I heard. 842 00:35:44,877 --> 00:35:47,344 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And just then... 843 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:51,148 (phone chimes) 844 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:52,782 It's Ricky Martin. 845 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,718 He can officiate our wedding! 846 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,520 (gasps) Oh! 847 00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:57,787 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, wow! 848 00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:00,790 Things are working out so well. 849 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:04,494 For them. 850 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:07,664 Mirror, mirror, on the wall, 851 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,167 who's the drunkest one of all? 852 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:13,937 So, I'm a terrible person. 853 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,605 And why is that? 854 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:19,209 I think I did sabotage you and Petra. 855 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:21,311 Because if I'm being honest-- 856 00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:23,613 which I should be, because Pinocchio-- 857 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,715 I wasn't afraid of what would happen if 858 00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,717 you and Petra didn't work out. 859 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,886 I was afraid of what would happen if you did. 860 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,888 Because then, Mateo and I would be 861 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,924 on the outside of everything in your life. 862 00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:36,226 We'd be like the extra people. 863 00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:39,262 Which is a terrible reason not to support what you wanted, 864 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:41,665 so... 865 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,600 (voice breaking): I'm sorry. 866 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,869 Well, first... 867 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,438 thank you. 868 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,973 You're welcome. 869 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,908 And how drunk are you? 870 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,743 I'm so drunk. RAFAEL: Got it. 871 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:55,645 Well, hopefully, you'll remember this, 872 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:57,480 because I need you to know 873 00:36:57,482 --> 00:37:00,517 that you and Mateo will never be on the outside of anything. 874 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:01,952 No, but it's okay. 875 00:37:01,954 --> 00:37:03,253 It can't happen. 876 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:03,954 It won't happen. 877 00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:06,256 Jane, when I think about 878 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:09,559 family... you're who I see. 879 00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,897 Thank you for that. 880 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,999 I love you. 881 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,602 So much. 882 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:21,238 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And friends, that's when it happened. 883 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,006 (phone beeping) 884 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:27,377 In a twist of fate, or timing or storytelling... 885 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,980 Oh. Can you hold on? 886 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,351 Hi. 887 00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:35,552 So, I need you to talk me down. 888 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,953 Wha-What's going on? 889 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,355 I thought Rafael was sick. 890 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,756 He's not. 891 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,991 But it made me think about losing him, 892 00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,626 which made me think about him, 893 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,427 which made all these feelings come up, 894 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,429 and I-I just need you to talk me down. 895 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,466 You know, remind me why Rafael and I should not be together. 896 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:52,469 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so, of course, Jane said... 897 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,371 No. I was wrong. 898 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,905 You should go for it. 899 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:58,008 What? Why? JANE: Because... 900 00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:59,576 what if it works? 901 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:01,645 Can you hold on for a second? (phone beeps) 902 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:04,414 I'm gonna fix things. 903 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:05,448 What things? 904 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:06,816 (phone beeps) 905 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,285 The thing is, 906 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:10,954 Rafael is different now, and so are you. 907 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,989 And you two have a family together, 908 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,491 so you know what's at stake. 909 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:15,925 And that doesn't have to be a bad thing. 910 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,028 It could be a really good thing. 911 00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:20,563 I-I mean, take-take my parents. 912 00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,732 They were a disaster the first time, 913 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,734 and now they're so great. 914 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:27,470 I'm just... 915 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,873 scared, Jane. 916 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:32,342 Because of your feelings, 917 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,411 which is good. Hold on. 918 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,412 (phone beeps) 919 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,681 Go see Petra. What? 920 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,082 Why? 921 00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:41,318 If you want to be with her, go... now. 922 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,020 And I get it. 923 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,056 It-it's scary 924 00:38:46,058 --> 00:38:49,359 to have feelings again for someone, 925 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:53,596 but when it comes to love, there's always a risk. 926 00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:56,700 And there's always a chance that you'll get hurt. 927 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:59,502 But the possibility of it working out-- 928 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,706 that's so worth it. 929 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,041 Are you drunk? JANE: Yes! 930 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,609 But it's still true. 931 00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:08,712 Can you hang on? 932 00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:11,514 Are you there yet? 933 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,950 Yes, I'm here. 934 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,419 (knocking at door) 935 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:37,073 What are you doing here? 936 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:38,675 We were thinking. 937 00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:40,443 And Ricky Martin is great and all. 938 00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:42,812 But we want someone else standing between us 939 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,547 and officiating our wedding ceremony. 940 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:47,717 Someone who's been right at the center of our relationship. 941 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,020 Someone who's even closer to God than Ricky Martin. 942 00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:55,825 Will you marry us, Jane? 943 00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,895 I'd love to. 944 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:02,165 (Jane sobs, Xiomara laughs) 945 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:05,568 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And what do I want to say friends, except... 946 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:09,506 they all lived happily ever after. 947 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:13,143 But alas, before we get to ever after, 948 00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:15,512 before we have our love and laughter... 949 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,180 (Xiomara laughs) 950 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,549 ...we have to catch our villain, don't we? 951 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:23,520 'Cause with her out there, no one's free. 952 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:26,189 This damn shoe doesn't fit. I should return it to the mall. 953 00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:27,490 DENNIS: Police! 954 00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:29,058 Don't move. Hands 955 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,593 behind your back. 956 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:32,128 (gasps) No! 957 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:35,165 (distant siren blaring, garbled radio transmission) 958 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:38,501 (gasping) 959 00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:39,903 (wheezy gasping) 960 00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:42,439 (gasps) 961 00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:44,441 No. No. LUISA: No! 962 00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:46,476 Stop! No! 963 00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,448 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Otherwise known as... 964 00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,617 the most wicked stepmother of them all. 965 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,920 LUISA: No! No! No!