1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,602 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All righty, to catch you up: as a child, 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:05,204 Jane's grandmother taught her to protect her flower. 3 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:13,645 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But now our Jane was ready to have her first fling. 4 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:17,116 With Fabian. But then she learned that he's... 5 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:19,618 I'm sort of saving myself. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So, yeah, 6 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,053 she wasn't expecting that. 7 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,554 And she thought she'd end it, 8 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,690 but then she had the best night ever. 9 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:28,560 Seriously, it was epic. And, speaking of epic, 10 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,563 Xo and Ro are engaged! To each other this time. 11 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,366 Oh, and Rafael declared his love for Petra. 12 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,202 I do have feelings for you. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But she missed the call. 13 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,204 because she was with her new boyfriend, Chuck, 14 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,639 who might have killed Scott. 15 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,641 Scott's burn book mentioned someone named J.P. 16 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,643 Those initials mean anything to you? 17 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,646 "J.P." is short for "jerky pants." 18 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,715 It's what we used to call the horrible man who wanted 19 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,817 to buy hotel next door because he was always 20 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,585 eating jerky of the gators. 21 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,320 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: FYI: that weirdo's 22 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,423 her twin sister. But that's not the point. 23 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:59,825 The point is that Petra could be in real danger. 24 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,494 So, yeah-- love, sex, danger. 25 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,796 Let's get to it already. 26 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,333 You may or may not be surprised to hear this, 27 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,502 but young Jane Gloriana Villanueva 28 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,737 had a recurring nightmare 29 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,472 throughout her childhood. 30 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:16,742 (cackling) (Jane screams) 31 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:20,512 All the way into her teen years. 32 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:24,683 Yup. That damn flower. 33 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:28,620 Couple that with Jane's tendency to romanticize, 34 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,323 and, well, it often led 35 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,793 to our Jane getting a little ahead in her relationships. 36 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,096 So after a night like last night, 37 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:40,699 well, it's no wonder the next day she felt like... 38 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,801 I'm just taking it slow and seeing where it goes. 39 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,803 You know? No expectations. 40 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,839 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whoa. I wasn't expecting that. 41 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,540 There was a time where you'd be 42 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,709 writing your wedding vows after a night like that. 43 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,744 Yeah, well, you know, that was a long time ago. 44 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,280 For now, we're just getting to know each other. 45 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,648 (phone vibrates) Oh. 46 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:57,816 Hang on, it's Jeremy. 47 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,685 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Her bro editor. 48 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,720 Hey. JEREMY: Tick, tick, tick, 49 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,223 boom! Huge news, J.V. 50 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,725 How would you feel about writing 51 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,862 a guest column for Cosmopolitan online? 52 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:11,463 A-A column? Really? 53 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,631 It's a good angle. 54 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,632 What it's like to be dating 55 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,833 as a widow at 28. 56 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,468 If you're up for writing about that? 57 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,769 Yes. I-I definitely am. 58 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,638 And, actually, it's perfect timing, 59 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,875 because I just started dating. JEREMY: Boom! Kismet. 60 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:24,810 Slay the column and you'll build some surefire buzz 61 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,211 for your book. And remember, 62 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:27,846 Cosmo's pretty sexy, so 63 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,548 don't shy away from the hotness. 64 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,551 I will slay it and I will bring the hotness. 65 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:33,919 I'm writing a column! 66 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:34,920 Ooh, like Sex and the City? 67 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,856 Yes. I am so Carrie Bradshaw. 68 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,591 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'm a Miranda. I know, 69 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,759 most people are surprised. 70 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,828 ♪ ♪ 71 00:02:42,852 --> 00:02:49,852 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 72 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:00,946 What?! 73 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,414 Son of a... 74 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,192 (sighs) I just don't want it to be sad and dark, you know? 75 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:14,726 Totally. It should be fun, 76 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,228 breezy, romantic. 77 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,696 You told her? 78 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,865 We agreed to tell her together. 79 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:20,866 What? 80 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,568 No, I didn't, weirdo, 81 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,803 we were talking about something else. 82 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,339 Oh. Well, carry on then. JANE: No, hey, hey... 83 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,775 what didn't you want her to tell me? 84 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,446 BOTH: We're getting married! 85 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,881 What?! 86 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,883 I proposed last night. 87 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:38,984 You did? 88 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,852 With your grandpa's ring. 89 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,721 Oh... 90 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,824 I wanted to do things differently, and... 91 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,526 I love your dad 92 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,429 and I know he's the one for me. 93 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,265 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: No need to romanticize this moment. 94 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,933 I'm just so happy. 95 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,802 (giggles, cries) 96 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,804 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It was absolutely perfect. 97 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,973 (sniffles) Oh. 98 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,941 Okay... 99 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,943 how huge? 100 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,945 Richard Branson's private island? 101 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,314 Or did Elon Musk finally return your calls 102 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,849 and you guys are getting married in space? 103 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:13,819 First of all, Elon Musk always returns my calls 104 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,621 after a very tasteful interval, 105 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:18,290 just as one would expect from a very busy man. Mm-hmm. 106 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,458 Secondly, 107 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,826 we've decided to... 108 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,561 do something small and intimate. 109 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,030 We're both in our 40s. 110 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,665 Very early 40s. 111 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,933 And Rogelio's done the whole big wedding thing 112 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,901 a few times already. 113 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:30,969 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, Oprah's pretty sick 114 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,571 of buying him toasters. 115 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,939 And I really don't want one. 116 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,008 And you're okay with that? 117 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,809 It's fine. 118 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,012 I just want to marry your mom. 119 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,580 Again. 120 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,882 Rogelio. We need you on set. 121 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,651 On my way, Rudy. 122 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,986 Now I must try to wipe this joy off my face. 123 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,988 We're about to shoot a very tense and dramatic scene. 124 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,024 The key: never blinking. 125 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:55,627 It announces to everyone how focused and intense you are. 126 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,930 And a bit scary. 127 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,832 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, yeah, 128 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,901 this is making me very tense. 129 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,037 Well, that and the hunting rifle in the backseat. 130 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:07,906 And the fact that we just found out he's the mysterious J.P. 131 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,474 who might have killed Scott. 132 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,809 Sorry, I must have dozed off. 133 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,811 No problem, darling. 134 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,080 We've still got a ways to go. 135 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,916 Can I use your charger? 136 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,651 Oh, I don't have one for the truck. 137 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,753 Whoa! What are you doing? 138 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,921 Where are we going? I know a shortcut. 139 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,090 Why so jumpy? 140 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,858 'Cause I only have 72 hours 141 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,794 to figure out who this J.P. guy is 142 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,929 before Anezka's forced to take that plea deal. 143 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:33,665 Hence the shortcut. 144 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,033 Next question? 145 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,474 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Come on, Jane. 146 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,876 This is your big Sex and the City moment. 147 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,111 What would Carrie do? 148 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,547 ♪ ♪ 149 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:49,781 JANE: Although it's been three years 150 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,050 and I know it's time to date, 151 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,086 I couldn't help but wonder. 152 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:56,455 Can I find love again, after loss? 153 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,823 Or has this widow peaked? 154 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,591 RAFAEL: Hey, Jane, you home? 155 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,094 Uh... (sighs) 156 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:04,429 Mommy! Oh, 157 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:06,365 Mr. Sweetface. 158 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,733 Hey, girls. 159 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:08,800 Hi. Hi. 160 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,702 Isn't it Petra's day? 161 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,804 She's away. With her friend Chuck. 162 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,539 Boyfriend, not friend. 163 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:19,878 You okay? Yeah. You know, what can you do? 164 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,714 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I don't know, leave a message pouring your heart out? 165 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,950 Okay, I'm gonna get the girls to violin. 166 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,718 Hey, Xo. Congrats on your engagement. 167 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,153 Thanks. We're so excited. 168 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,958 Hey, when are we going wedding dress shopping, 169 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,926 by the way? I was thinking I'd go with 170 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,095 the cute white dress I wore to my birthday. 171 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,164 You're not getting a new dress? 172 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,033 I really like that one, and I only wore it once. 173 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,035 So, what are you and Fabian doing tonight? 174 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:47,606 I don't know. He says he has something planned. 175 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,774 Ooh. (squeals) 176 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,709 A surprise. How romantic. 177 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:54,913 So I thought maybe you could make me a reading list. 178 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,081 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm. 179 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,083 Okay, well, knowing Jane, 180 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,651 that could actually be romantic. 181 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,186 A reading list? 182 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,721 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, I was reaching. 183 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,723 Well, I love Fahrenheit 451, 184 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,158 but I'm almost done. 185 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,926 So what should I read next? 186 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,929 Well, if you want something similar... 187 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,697 Catch 22? 188 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,100 Hey, is that a gone-ra? Number books? 189 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,502 I'm sorry, what? LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'm sorry, what? 190 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,538 Like 1984. Books with numbers in the title. 191 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,906 I-Is that, like, a gone-ra? 192 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,909 Oh. You mean genre. 193 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,777 Oh. I didn't know that the G was silent. 194 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,079 No, the G isn't silent, it's just... 195 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:31,516 Never mind. 196 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:33,919 Also, I would like to discuss 197 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,787 a couple parts of the book with you. 198 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,122 If you don't mind. 199 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:42,194 I just think that book burning is wrong. 200 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:44,963 Yeah. Absolutely. 201 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,699 Freedom of speech isn't about just protecting, you know, 202 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,201 speech that we're comfortable with, 203 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:52,103 it's about protecting all speech. 204 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,239 (imitates explosion) Ha. 205 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,475 That... That's genius. 206 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:59,211 You know, I'm... 207 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:00,912 I'm actually getting pretty tired. 208 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,982 Oh. Well, I get it. My brain hurts too. 209 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,784 So should we pick it up tomorrow morning, 210 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,152 maybe at the library? 211 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,691 Look, Fabian, it's not that I'm not enjoying 212 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:15,227 this little book club. But I just want to make sure that 213 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:18,063 you're not into me just because of my brains. 214 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,899 I mean, are you interested in... 215 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,034 the other side of me? 216 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,071 You mean butt stuff? 217 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:29,241 I mean the whole body. 218 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:32,210 Are you attracted to me? 219 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,546 Of-Of course I'm attracted to you. 220 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,981 Really? 221 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,215 I would love nothing more 222 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,517 than to burn all those books, 223 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,018 lay you down on the ash 224 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,920 and make love to you until you scream with pleasure. 225 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,989 Ah. Why do you think I've been 226 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,191 burying myself in books on all our dates? 227 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,560 It's because otherwise 228 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,229 I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you. 229 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,832 Oh. Okay. 230 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:56,668 I just wanted to make sure that romance was still on the table. 231 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,304 I want you on the table. 232 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:02,741 No, I know what I said about 233 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,010 waiting, but with you, Jane, I... I just can't wait. 234 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:08,580 I want to make love to you. Right now. 235 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,016 Are you sure? I mean, you don't have to do this. 236 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,752 I know I don't have to. I want to. 237 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,921 Are you serious? 238 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,156 I'm so very serious. 239 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,592 Let's make love, Jane. 240 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,634 Oh. Uh, great. Okay. Let me just go... Oh. 241 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:31,169 Um, powder my nose. 242 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,805 And then we can make love. 243 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,609 (chuckles) 244 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,611 (exhales) JANE: Okay. 245 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,947 You're having your fling. 246 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:46,117 It's about damn time. 247 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,787 You can do this. It's not a big deal. 248 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,926 (phone vibrates) 249 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,095 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: My God, 250 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,830 is that woman psychic? 251 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,298 Abuela? 252 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,800 MATEO: Mommy! 253 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,868 MATEO: I want my mommy! 254 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,005 MATEO: I need you, Mommy! 255 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,141 No, it's okay, I'll be right home. 256 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,046 Sorry to do this, 257 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,248 but I have to go... 258 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,317 Whoa! Oh... (short chuckle) 259 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,720 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hello, Mr. Big. 260 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,988 Uh... 261 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,256 Uh... Um, uh... 262 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:28,660 I hope it is clear now I am very attracted to you. 263 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,029 Oh, yes, it is, thank you. 264 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,831 But I-I... 265 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,066 I have to take a rain check. Mateo needs me at home. 266 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,369 Oh, no. Is-Is everything all right? 267 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,137 Oh yeah, it was just a bad dream, 268 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,806 but, you know, he was r-really upset 269 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,842 and, um, asking for me. 270 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,711 And, as a mother, you know, duty calls. 271 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,147 Of course. Motherhood is a sacred duty. Yes, right. 272 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,016 So if y-you don't mind grabbing me my purse? 273 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,217 It's just right next to your... 274 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,355 ...your penis. Oh. 275 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,824 Yeah. Yes. Here you go. 276 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,092 (both chuckle) And I'll call to check in. 277 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,094 But if you're too busy being a mother 278 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,796 and you can't answer, it's okay. 279 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,865 I understand. Thank you. 280 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:15,407 Poor Mr. Sweetface. What happened, huh? 281 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:16,941 You had a bad dream? 282 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,978 Yeah. It was so scary. Oh. 283 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,446 You want to tell Mommy about it? 284 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,948 What does "artificial" mean? 285 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,152 Artificial. That's a big word. Um... 286 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:30,088 It means not real, or natural. Why? 287 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,323 Timmy at school said his parents 288 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,026 told him I'm artificial. 289 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,161 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh. 290 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,096 A little early to have the ol' 291 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,198 "accidentally artificially inseminated" convo. 292 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,435 Well, that's just silly. All kids 293 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,937 are real. How are babies made? 294 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,272 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And this convo. 295 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,974 Well, it's... Hmm. 296 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,478 There... there is an egg inside the mommy. 297 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,281 And... a... 298 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:59,184 little... 299 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,119 swimmer that the daddy has. 300 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,388 And when the two get together... 301 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,257 How do the egg and the swimmer get together? 302 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,426 Oh. 303 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,762 Well... 304 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,931 usually Mommy and Daddy 305 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,966 give each other a special hug. 306 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,202 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah. The special hug. 307 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,436 Classic. 308 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,338 Can I ask another question? 309 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,208 Of course. 310 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,877 Do ants have bones? 311 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,213 Oh, no. 312 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,214 (laughs) 313 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,882 Ants do not have bones. 314 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,051 They are invertebrates, 315 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,086 another big word. 316 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,155 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And... crisis averted. 317 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:41,059 Well, one crisis, anyway. 318 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,170 I get it, Princess and the Pea, it ain't your penthouse. 319 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,239 It's fine. I grew up with less. 320 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,840 But you're mad. 321 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,408 Yes, I'm mad. 322 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,278 'Cause you got us lost. And the stupid bar was closed. 323 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,881 Who closes a bar at midnight? Who doesn't call first? 324 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,516 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: A guy who doesn't want you to get there. 325 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,551 I should've gone with Rafael's P.I. 326 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,486 A professional would've called ahead of time before driving 327 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,455 for eight hours and ending up in the middle of nowhere. 328 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,124 Yeah, I guess I screwed up again. 329 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,329 No. 330 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,231 I'm sorry. Uh, it's just my nerves are fried, 331 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,101 because I need this J.P. thing to lead somewhere so I can 332 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,936 get my sister out of jail and then out of the country 333 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,206 and... everything can just go back to normal. 334 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,442 I'll get the rest of the stuff out of the truck. 335 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,081 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Now's your chance. Run! 336 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,551 Forget the phone and get out of there! 337 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,820 (sighs) 338 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,174 RAFAEL: Hey, uh, it's me. Quick question. 339 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,310 The twins' dojo called asking if we want 340 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,579 to sign them up for the next session. 341 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,517 Look, I know when you asked me before, 342 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,353 I denied it, but the truth is, 343 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,322 I do have feelings for you. 344 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:20,124 And I know, you are with Chuck-- but I don't know-- 345 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,861 I guess I'm calling... because I wanted to say, 346 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:26,397 before it's too late... that you shouldn't be. 347 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,900 You should be with me. 348 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,270 (knocking) 349 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,206 Sorry to bother you, Mr. Solano, 350 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,342 but we're looking for Chuck Chesser. 351 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,077 He's with Petra. They're out of town. 352 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,312 What's going on? DANA: We need to question him about 353 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,513 Scott Archuletta's murder. 354 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,216 We have reason to believe Chuck is J.P. 355 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,386 (phone buzzing) 356 00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:54,959 (door opens) 357 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,534 Something wrong? No. 358 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,170 (door closes) What's with the gun? 359 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,172 I don't want my truck broken into. 360 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,974 Bad neighborhood. 361 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,210 Anyway, I reek like an old swamp possum. 362 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,146 Let's hope they got hot water in this place. 363 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,614 Want to join me? 364 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,384 I think I'll let you get the swamp possum off first. 365 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,052 (chuckling) Say, do you have any clothes in there? 366 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,520 I want to change. 367 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,938 Knock yourself out. 368 00:15:23,939 --> 00:15:25,355 Everything's definitely been washed in the last two years. 369 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,358 (chuckling) 370 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,061 (water running in shower) 371 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,943 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait. Those shells look familiar. 372 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,517 Oh, my God. 373 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,952 (quietly): Oh, my God. 374 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,487 (phone chimes) 375 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,697 (phone buzzes) 376 00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,432 I-I'm with Chuck. I think he killed Scott. 377 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,033 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Finally! 378 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,518 Where are you? 379 00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:12,002 At some dumpy motel near Pensacola. 380 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,005 The-the... the Copper Palms. 381 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,374 It's off the old highway, exit... 382 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,608 There's no hot water in this hell hole. 383 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,344 Oh, God, what exit was it?! 384 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,712 He's coming out of the shower. 385 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,180 We're talking to the Pensacola police. 386 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,381 Get out of there! Okay. Okay. 387 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,416 Get out of there now! 388 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,418 Where do you think you're going? 389 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,554 I just needed some fresh air. 390 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,456 (sighs) 391 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,625 We need to talk. 392 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,997 I'm not... feeling chatty. 393 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,099 Look... 394 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,001 I've been lying to you. 395 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,404 About Scott. 396 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,272 I did know him. 397 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:54,078 I already know that. J.P. 398 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,279 What? 399 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,682 (groaning) 400 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,251 (whimpering) Petra! 401 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,422 (mumbles) (screaming) 402 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,290 Come here. 403 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,526 (screaming) Look, Petra! 404 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,162 Just listen to me! LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or at least pretend to listen 405 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,397 to buy yourself some freaking time 406 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,765 so the police can get there! 407 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,266 I'm listening. 408 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,567 I'm not a killer. 409 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,336 I just knew the guy, that's all. 410 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,505 How? When I was looking to buy the Fairwick 411 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,440 a few years back, I needed someone 412 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,375 to help me get some inside information. 413 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,677 No! Continue from over there. 414 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,047 Anyway, 415 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,448 afterwards, I paid him. 416 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,649 Deal's done, right? No. 417 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,751 Little weasel upped his price. 418 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,287 So I called off the deal, called him 419 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,623 a few colorful names, end of story. 420 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,193 I have no idea what "J.P." means! 421 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,496 You lied to the police in a murder investigation. 422 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,632 And you've been lying to me for months. 423 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,368 You lied, too... about the bones, and your lie was worse. 424 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,470 This is not a competition, 425 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,539 and you lied for longer. 426 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,690 And you've been acting jumpy all day. 427 00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:56,840 'Cause I was nervous. Because you're J.P. 428 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,326 No! Then why? 429 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,810 Because I'm trying to tell you that I love you! 430 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,380 What? 431 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,683 Yes. All day. 432 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,152 And then everything went wrong, 433 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,589 and I screwed up, and the bar closed. 434 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,625 That's why I've been so nervous. 435 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,562 Chuck... 436 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,097 (police siren whoops) 437 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,599 (tires squealing) 438 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,501 OFFICER: Freeze! Police! Hands up. 439 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,169 (tires squealing) 440 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,737 JANE: I can't believe it. 441 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,606 You think Chuck did it? RAFAEL: I don't know. 442 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,708 The police are questioning him. 443 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,610 Hey, so why'd the school call? 444 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,712 Mateo's been running around the playground 445 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,714 giving all the girls special hugs 446 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,816 and telling them that they're having his baby. 447 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,751 Ooh. 448 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,321 Ugh. I know. I'll handle it. It's my fault. 449 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,556 You stay with Petra, and please tell her 450 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,758 if she needs anything at all, I'm here. 451 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,861 Thanks. I will. 452 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,631 (sighs) 453 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,633 I'm sure Jane said nice things, but I'm still rattled, 454 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,835 so I can't pretend to be touched right now. 455 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,538 Do you think Chuck did it? 456 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:06,844 He did lie about knowing Scott. 457 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,679 Yeah, I lied. It was stupid. 458 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,681 But that don't mean I killed him. 459 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,451 Did you see Mr. Archuletta that night? No. 460 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,186 I was supposed to, but I swear 461 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,721 on my mama's life, he never showed. 462 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,356 And that shell bracelet? 463 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,192 Identical to a shell found at the crime scene? 464 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,427 I'm getting to that. 465 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,662 I'd been waiting a while, 466 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,231 so I started walking the beach, 467 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,633 having some whiskey. 468 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,234 I saw this lady. 469 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,702 She said she'd kill for a drink, 470 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,604 so I offered her a swig of mine. 471 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,739 We got to talking, I told her 472 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,307 how I bought the hotel next door. 473 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,542 She gave me one of her bracelets. 474 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,644 Said they brought good luck. 475 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,312 Did you get a good look at her face? Well, good enough. 476 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,314 I could describe her for you, no problem. 477 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,384 First we'll need, in writing, a guarantee 478 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,653 that you're dropping those other charges against him. 479 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,589 Once you do, he'll be happy to talk to a sketch artist. 480 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,826 JANE: Mateo, stop coloring. 481 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,296 I need you to listen to me. 482 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,865 Hey. Psst. 483 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,934 Do you understand? 484 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:05,203 You can't go around giving your friends special hugs. 485 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,672 But I wanted to make a baby with my friends. 486 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:11,342 I know, but to make a baby, 487 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,445 you have to be an adult, and, also, 488 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,314 it's a different type of hug. 489 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,850 Meant for two grown-ups who love each other, not kids. 490 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,520 So you can't make a baby with your friends. 491 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,854 Do you understand? 492 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,823 Special hugs are for grown-ups 493 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,293 who really love each other, not kids. 494 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,661 That's right! 495 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,798 So that's what you and Daddy did to make me? 496 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,601 Um... 497 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,302 You know what? Like, if you want me 498 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,870 to come back, maybe I can just... Ugh. Okay. 499 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,806 No, it-it's actually 500 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,375 not exactly what happened with us. 501 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,244 So, how was I made? 502 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,947 Hey, you know what? 503 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,683 I forgot that I bought ice cream at the store today. 504 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:53,851 Do you want some before bed? 505 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,820 Ice cream?! Yes! 506 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,788 (sighs) 507 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,390 I know, I know. 508 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,992 Total parenting fail. 509 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,694 Put it out of your head. Mateo will be fine. 510 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,296 Are you ready? 511 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,899 I am so ready. 512 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,502 Ooh, nice bold lip. 513 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,937 Thank you. 514 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,806 I've gotten over the temporary guilt caused by years of 515 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,675 negative-sex messaging, and I am ready 516 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,344 to celebrate that with Fabian. Naked. 517 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,413 That's my girl! (laughs) 518 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,815 Now come on, show me what you're wearing. 519 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,285 (laughs) 520 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:31,489 What do you think? Ooh, I love! 521 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,725 But you don't have the underwear. Are these Abuela's? 522 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,295 Lingerie hasn't exactly been my priority lately. 523 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,797 Perfect. Then don't wear any. 524 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,766 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, Samantha, calm down. 525 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,668 Good idea. 526 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,935 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Damn, mama! 527 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,604 Now, remember, 528 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,705 there's nothing to feel guilty about. 529 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:48,973 You are two consenting adults 530 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,508 who are on the same page. 531 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,476 (giggling) 532 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,812 (sighs) 533 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,514 (knocking) 534 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:57,782 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: They may be on the same page... 535 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:01,752 Jane. 536 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,087 You look amazing. (laughs) 537 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,723 I have a very special surprise for you. 538 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,926 Meet my abuela! LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But they were reading 539 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,895 from very different books. 540 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,937 I told you I was so very serious about you. 541 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,348 Mmm. You've got to admit this is the best you've ever had. 542 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,850 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. Dinner with Fabian. 543 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,418 And his abuela. Delicious. 544 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,087 Thank you so much, Señora Belen. 545 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,828 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Certainly an occasion 546 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,063 when one would rather be wearing underwear. 547 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,732 Let me get that for you! 548 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:51,836 I'll get it. 549 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,438 (laughing): Oh, just... Here you go. 550 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,917 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I mean, how much could he have said? 551 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,953 The guy's known Jane for five minutes! 552 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,489 JANE: So as I stood there, waiting to escape, 553 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,457 I started to wonder. 554 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:17,595 For this widow, should casual dating be left on the shelf? 555 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,397 As if mama's boys aren't bad enough. 556 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,133 Now we're dealing with grandmama's boys? 557 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,834 I'm ending it. 558 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:26,537 Fabian and I are clearly not on the same page. 559 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:30,441 Oh, honey, don't end it before you screw him first. 560 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,143 The man has "Fab" in his name. 561 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:34,545 It's like he's advertising that he's great in bed. 562 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,080 (laughs) 563 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:42,653 You've only dodged the bullet if the bullet is small. 564 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,055 Shh! Salma Hayek can't be hearing these things. 565 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,857 She's a lady. 566 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,060 Ugh. Trust me, there's nothing wrong with casual sex. 567 00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:52,029 I just had sex in the bathroom. 568 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:55,166 Turns out hand sanitizer makes great lube. 569 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:58,936 (laughter) 570 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,208 What kind of girl is that, Ma? 571 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,210 The kind who has a healthy relationship with sex? 572 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,212 You're the one who needs to stop. 573 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,847 Your shame-flower has done enough damage. 574 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:21,826 Do you? 575 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:24,895 No. I don't. At all. 576 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:28,199 But it definitely affected the way I feel about sex now. 577 00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:31,101 And not in the best way. 578 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:33,237 But that's beside the point, because now that I know 579 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,773 that Fabian and I are not on the same page, 580 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,208 I cannot keep seeing him. 581 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:38,943 I support your decision. Thanks, Dad. 582 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,528 Just don't break his heart 583 00:24:40,529 --> 00:24:42,112 until after we shoot our big action sequence. 584 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,681 I need him focused. 585 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,082 He's a nightmare with continuity. 586 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,985 He can never do the same thing twice. 587 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,186 He doesn't appreciate how important 588 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,221 it is that shots match. 589 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:54,124 Audiences notice these things! 590 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,494 Okay, okay, I'll come by later. What time are you guys done? 591 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,162 At 3:00. (phone buzzing) 592 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,765 Aha! My assistant got us an appointment at 4:00 593 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:04,602 on Tuesday, Miami Municipal. 594 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,837 You guys are getting married in the courthouse? 595 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:10,207 Is that what you want, Mom? 596 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,876 Yes. 597 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,878 Trust me, I was never the kind of girl 598 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,980 who dreamed of a big fancy wedding. 599 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:24,522 You saved this thing? Mm. 600 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:33,030 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Before she became Slutty Crystal... I hope. 601 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,978 Mm. 602 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:59,056 After we got engaged, we were talking. 603 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,292 So, listen, I know you're gonna want a wedding 604 00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:03,827 at the Taj Mahal or something. 605 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:06,630 They don't do weddings. I checked before. 606 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:11,201 And I actually don't think we should do another big wedding. 607 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:13,270 It will remind Jane of hers. 608 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:17,608 That's exactly what I was gonna say. 609 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,249 He wants to know about his parents. 610 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,051 It makes sense. RAFAEL: I know. 611 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:29,353 So we should tell him. JANE: How? I mean, it's not 612 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,355 your typical birds-and-bees story. 613 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:33,257 We'll do it together. 614 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,159 And we'll just figure out some kid-friendly version. 615 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:36,360 Okay. 616 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,028 Come over tonight. 617 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,363 And wish me luck. 618 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,765 I got to go break up with a telenovela star. 619 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,834 Ooh, your muscles! 620 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,235 Oh, stop. 621 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:47,938 They aren't that big. Oh, wow. (laughs) 622 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:52,876 Jane! Hi! 623 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,346 Please, tell our American audience, who is this? 624 00:26:55,348 --> 00:26:58,182 That is Jane... my lady. 625 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,285 REPORTER: Oh. Wow. Is it serious? 626 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:02,753 FABIAN: Oh, it's so serious! 627 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:05,089 Yes! I can't believe how happy you seem! 628 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:07,257 That's because Jane is the most amazing woman I have ever met! 629 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,860 We're head over heels for each other! 630 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,663 Really? Yes! I'm crazy about this woman! 631 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:15,265 (whoops) LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, buddy. 632 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,134 That's risky business right there. 633 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,336 Oh, God, I can't watch. I wish my eyes were wide shut. 634 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:21,705 This is far and away the most embarrassing thing 635 00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:23,307 I've ever seen. 636 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,042 What the hell was that? 637 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:28,312 I couldn't help it. I'm just so into you. 638 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,414 And everyone loved it when Tom Cruise did it. 639 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:33,250 Okay, Fabian, h-here's the thing. 640 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,152 There's been a massive misunderstanding. 641 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:38,155 I'm not actually... 642 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,090 serious about you. 643 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:42,192 What? 644 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:45,396 I was asking if you were serious about having sex. 645 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:50,768 Because that's all that I'm serious about. 646 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:53,404 But you're not serious about me as a person? 647 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:56,407 Well, I... But I just performed a Tom Cruise for you! 648 00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:58,008 I didn't ask you to! 649 00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,376 And-and who does that for someone 650 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:00,811 they've only known for a week? 651 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:03,313 Some who's passionate and excited. 652 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:06,016 And way over the top. Over the top?! 653 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,751 You know what? I'm glad I didn't make love to you. 654 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,386 Well, I'm glad I didn't make love to you! 655 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:10,387 Well, you wouldn't be saying that 656 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:11,387 if I had made love to you! 657 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,190 (shouts) 658 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,825 (shouts) 659 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,299 Hey. Hey, no... (laughing) 660 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,902 ...no jumping on the furniture, Mateo. 661 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:27,905 No matter how much you love Mommy. 662 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:29,873 (chuckles) 663 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:34,044 Can I stay in here until I fall asleep? 664 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,480 Sure, but just for tonight. 665 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,248 (grunts) (sighs) 666 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,985 So, instead of reading you a story, 667 00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:45,222 tonight, Daddy and I want to tell you a very special story 668 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,925 about how our family came to be. 669 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,127 It's an unusual story, 670 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:53,864 because, usually, parents meet first 671 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:55,466 and then fall in love 672 00:28:55,468 --> 00:28:57,868 and then they have a baby. 673 00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:00,304 But in our family, the order was different. 674 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:03,841 Because you came first. 675 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:07,044 And it's because of you that Mommy and Daddy came together 676 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,313 and love each other. 677 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,117 This... 678 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:14,318 is your Auntie Luisa. 679 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,919 So, Auntie Luisa 680 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,488 used to be your mommy's doctor. 681 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:19,089 And then, one day, 682 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,358 she was just... 683 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,094 really distracted. 684 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,430 Like, you know when we tell you to pay attention? 685 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,900 Well, she wasn't paying attention. 686 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:31,802 And Mommy fell asleep. 687 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,804 And then Aunt Luisa 688 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,105 put Daddy's little swimmers in me, 689 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,974 because she thought I was somebody else. 690 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:38,242 Oh, my gosh! 691 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,544 (chuckling): Oh, my gosh. I know. 692 00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:43,080 And that became you. 693 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,382 Mm. Yeah. And if you think about that, 694 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:48,252 if you think about all the things that had to happen, 695 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:50,254 that's pretty amazing. 696 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,156 Like a miracle? 697 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:54,158 (chuckles) 698 00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:57,261 Yes. 699 00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:00,097 Like a miracle. 700 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:03,100 Can you both scratch my back? 701 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:07,171 (chuckles) Of course, Mr. Sweetface. Oh. 702 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,542 Stay until I'm really asleep. 703 00:30:11,544 --> 00:30:13,076 Don't sneak out. 704 00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:14,411 Okay, buddy. We're not going anywhere, 705 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:16,814 okay? Uh-huh. 706 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:42,573 (chuckles) 707 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:43,066 I'm still up. 708 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:50,474 I wish we all lived together. 709 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:56,280 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But, alas, this is a telenovela. 710 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:59,082 Which brings us here. Now. 711 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,617 Jane! Can I talk to you for a second? 712 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:04,254 To the big telenovela blessin! 713 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,224 Look, the clip of me jumping on the couch has gone viral. 714 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,927 All the press is here. It'll be completely humiliating 715 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,662 if we don't seem like we're here together. 716 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:13,563 So you want me to pretend? 717 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,933 Just for tonight. And then, after the blessing, 718 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,101 I'll do a fade-out on my Instagram. 719 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,338 Please, Jane. I don't want to be humiliated. 720 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,340 Fine. Just this once. 721 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:25,375 (exhales) 722 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:26,643 (sighs) 723 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,231 (soft chuckling) 724 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:51,234 That was the hugest gesture of love. 725 00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:55,072 Jane, how did you feel about Fabian's Tom Cruise moment? (chuckling) 726 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:57,307 I thought it was sweet. (chuckles) 727 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,443 Like sa-weet! (chuckles) 728 00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:02,512 How about you do a little couch jump and we can get a picture? 729 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,514 Oh, I-I really don't want to. 730 00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:06,450 Oh, come on, the fans would love it. 731 00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,751 (chuckles nervously) 732 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:10,120 I prefer to do my couch jumping in private. 733 00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:13,757 (chuckles) Ay, come on, mi amor, just one little ho! 734 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:16,626 Sorry, sweetie. It's just that my ankle hurts again. 735 00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,328 I'd actually like to sit down. 736 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,330 Of course. Let me carry you. 737 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,399 Oh, no, you don't have to do that! (chuckling) (chuckling) 738 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,669 What are you doing? Saving face. 739 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:26,770 (stammers, grunts) 740 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,338 I thought you were gonna help me out! 741 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,774 I am trying. But I'm not gonna jump up and down 742 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:33,143 on the furniture. Why not? 743 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,245 Because I don't want to make a fool out of myself. (gasps) 744 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,314 So that's what I did? Well-well, I am sorry for expressing 745 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:39,416 my feelings. Come on, that is not what I meant. 746 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,551 This is such a disaster! What am I gonna tell the press? 747 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:44,187 And my abuela! You're exactly the kind of girl 748 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,322 that she wanted me to fall for. 749 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,190 (chuckles) Well, you didn't. 750 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,425 I did. No, 751 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:50,027 you love the idea of me, 752 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,329 a good girl that you can introduce to your grandma. 753 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:54,365 Exactly! So what's the problem? 754 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,400 The problem is the whole Madonna-whore paradigm is reductive. 755 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:59,669 I am a real person who you know nothing about. 756 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,171 So I'm sorry if this makes you embarrassed, 757 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:03,040 but I am not going to do any more interviews 758 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:05,675 about this fake relationship. 759 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,117 JORGE: Wow. 760 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:17,587 Mm-hmm. 761 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,434 (chuckles softly) 762 00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:35,305 Mm. 763 00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:53,123 (exhales) 764 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,293 (chuckles) 765 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:57,627 (exhales) 766 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,230 (grunts) 767 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,867 (chuckles) 768 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,687 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, the joy of telenovelas. 769 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:26,456 (sighs) Can I hide out from Fabian with you guys 770 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,191 for a minute? (chuckles) 771 00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:33,230 (groans, sighs) 772 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,732 (indistinct chatter) 773 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,535 Why won't they have a real wedding? 774 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,604 I don't get it. 775 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,874 Sorry. I know I'm being selfish. 776 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,742 I just want to celebrate. 777 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:48,645 (exhales, chuckles) 778 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,215 You do? We didn't think you'd want another big Rogeliwedding 779 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:53,884 because it would remind you of Michael. 780 00:35:53,886 --> 00:35:56,853 Well, that's sweet, but come on! 781 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:59,156 The whole "parents getting together" thing is kind of 782 00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:00,724 a dream come true, right? 783 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:03,760 I want to celebrate that. So... go crazy. 784 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,595 Yes. (squeals) 785 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:08,298 But not too crazy. 786 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,400 (chuckles) Fabian, I'm not going to... 787 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,235 I-I want to apologize. 788 00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:14,171 Please? 789 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:16,439 So, I Googled 790 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,675 "Madonna-whore paradigm" and "reductive," 791 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,178 and I think I know what you're getting at. 792 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,412 I did see you as the type of person 793 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:25,182 that I could only date in a serious way. 794 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:27,484 But now I know that you don't want something serious. 795 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:30,320 No, I-I don't. 796 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:33,290 I just wanted a fling. 797 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:34,524 And I get that now. 798 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,493 I just put a lot of stuff on you. 799 00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:39,696 Hey, I made assumptions about you, too. 800 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,966 You know? Because you're so... sweet and hot 801 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,935 and I-I just... 802 00:36:44,937 --> 00:36:48,505 really wanted to have sex with you. 803 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,273 Well, I really wanted to have sex with you, too. 804 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:53,843 Yeah? I still do. 805 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:56,479 And I guess I could always start over next month. 806 00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:58,215 Start over with what? 807 00:36:58,217 --> 00:36:59,783 My no sex pledge. 808 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,986 It's been a month? 809 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:05,822 Um, 33 days. 810 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,390 So a month and a half. 811 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,392 Huh. Yeah. 812 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,629 But I do want to wait if it's going to be serious. 813 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:16,733 But now I know that, between you and me, there's nothing serious. 814 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:20,303 Just... 815 00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:22,872 chemical attraction. 816 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:24,975 Hmm. 817 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:27,711 Physical. 818 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:29,713 Mm. 819 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:31,314 Bodies... 820 00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:32,482 on bodies. 821 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:35,919 Yeah. 822 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:39,422 That's all I want. (clears throat) 823 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,491 Just sexual. 824 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,326 Exactly. 825 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:44,961 So... 826 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,963 Huh. Mm. 827 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,599 ...let's do it. 828 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,801 Huh. 829 00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:53,470 Okay, maybe just once. 830 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,672 You won't say that after we're done. 831 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,675 (chuckles) 832 00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:02,846 So, should we meet at my place in 30 minutes? 833 00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:05,315 Make it 15. 834 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,417 (exhales) (panting) 835 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:15,525 Okay, I really want to have sex but I'm panicking a little, 836 00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:17,394 so I just need you to talk me into it. 837 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:19,829 On it. Go. This time, we're both on the same page. 838 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,831 Definitely. Just sex. No strings. 839 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:24,934 Which is exactly what I want right now. 840 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,369 And do you really mean that 841 00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:28,471 or are you trying to psych yourself up? 842 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,307 I-I really mean it. 843 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:31,808 (door opens) 844 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,711 Then why are you sitting here? 845 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:38,448 I think it's that stupid flower. 846 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:41,418 So I just need you to tell me I shouldn't feel guilty. 847 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:45,455 There is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about. 848 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:47,524 Now, if you don't go have sex with that 849 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,559 obscenely hot telenovela star, 850 00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:51,528 your mother will never forgive you. 851 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:53,530 Thanks, Ma. 852 00:38:55,067 --> 00:38:56,466 Okay, now get out of the car! 853 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,535 (chuckles) 854 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,970 (exhales) (door shuts) 855 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,873 Oh. There you are. Okay, I have some preliminary wedding ideas. 856 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,475 Totally off the cuff. 857 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,477 You know, I might have some ideas, too. 858 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:09,946 But of course. I welcome them. 859 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,349 In moderation. (chuckles) 860 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,483 (chuckles) 861 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,585 Mwah. 862 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,887 You look so beautiful. 863 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:22,525 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And while someone was spying on Rogelio, 864 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:26,496 across town, Jane only had eyes for Fabian. 865 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,131 Sorry. That's no good. 866 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,966 But Sex and the City never had to deal 867 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:32,135 with these drastic tone shift. 868 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:35,572 (moaning, panting) 869 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:36,873 W-Wait, wait. 870 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,875 (grunts) Just checking, 871 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,511 one last time, this means nothing. (panting) 872 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:44,147 We've talked enough! (grunting) Oh... 873 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,782 (moaning) 874 00:39:47,753 --> 00:39:50,587 (sighs, chuckles) Way to be Samantha, Jane. 875 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:51,755 (grunting) 876 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:54,524 (moaning) 877 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:56,493 They really are on the same page. 878 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:58,428 Well, many pages. 879 00:39:58,430 --> 00:40:00,163 I don't know what these books are about, 880 00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:04,401 but I can tell you this story had a happy ending. 881 00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:07,670 (pants) You can stay over if you want. 882 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:11,107 (exhales) 883 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:14,644 I think I'm ready to head home, actually. 884 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,915 (keys clacking) JANE: So if you're still asking, 885 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:22,452 can a non-casual dater start dating casually? 886 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:24,421 The answer is... 887 00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:25,855 Oh, yes! Yes! 888 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:26,556 Yes! 889 00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:27,791 I did it! 890 00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:29,659 I had casual sex with Fabian, 891 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,494 and I didn't feel guilty about it. 892 00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:34,130 I know this is a really weird thing for me to call you about. 893 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:37,634 No, it's great. I'm-I'm happy for you. 894 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,470 But, uh, listen, I got to go. I'm-I'm with Petra. 895 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:42,138 Oh, of course. Go, go. 896 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,673 Talk tomorrow? 897 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:44,974 Definitely. 898 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:46,876 (sighs) 899 00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:49,679 (sighs) 900 00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:50,914 I'm fine. 901 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,882 And I'm gonna go home. 902 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,117 You sure? 903 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,585 Yes. 904 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,554 Oh, and, yes, we should definitely sign 905 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:58,988 the kids back up for karate. 906 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,857 What? 907 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:03,593 Uh... 908 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,462 nothing. 909 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:07,730 You heard my message. 910 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,735 I meant what I said. 911 00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:15,572 I want to be with you. 912 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:16,973 Rafael... 913 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,975 It'll be different this time. 914 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,710 We're different. 915 00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:23,146 We can make this work. 916 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:25,148 We've grown so much. 917 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,750 Please, Petra, 918 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:29,919 say yes. 919 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:32,755 (rapid knocking) DENNIS: Mr. Solano. 920 00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:34,257 It's Detective Chambers. 921 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:35,992 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh, the police! 922 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,227 What terrible timing! 923 00:41:37,229 --> 00:41:39,062 What could be so important? 924 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:41,564 We just got the composite sketch of the woman Chuck Chesser saw 925 00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:44,100 on the beach the night of Scott's murder. 926 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:47,604 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 927 00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:49,172 Oh, my God.