1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,435 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, so to review our family tree, 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:07,272 Jane had a son with Rafael, and he was kind of a handful. 3 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:09,742 So we would like you to get him an aid. 4 00:00:09,744 --> 00:00:11,343 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Petra had twin girls with Rafael. 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,312 They were kind of perfect. 6 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,047 Which meant that Petra, well, 7 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:17,616 she was now queen bee of the preschool. 8 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,451 But Petra had other troubles. 9 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,720 For one, ex-employee Scott had died on the beach 10 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,789 in front of the Marbella, and she had... 11 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,557 PETRA: I just scooched him over a little bit. 12 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:26,725 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's not all. 13 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,394 She was also hiding this. 14 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,746 What's this? Don't know. Came for you. 15 00:00:30,747 --> 00:00:33,097 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know. Who has a burn book, right? 16 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,700 Well, Scott, obviously. 17 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,136 I know. Straight out of a telenovela, right? 18 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,471 Well, imagine this. Jane's father, Rogelio, 19 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,673 was estranged from her mother, Xiomara, 20 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,109 because Xo had been portrayed as evil on his reality show. 21 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,478 But Rogelio quit the show in a blaze of glory, 22 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,813 only to be sued. 23 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,681 Luckily, he found himself a lawyer: 24 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,283 Xo's boyfriend, Bruce. 25 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:54,053 Actually, I mean her fiancé, because this happened. 26 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,488 Will you marry me? Yes. 27 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:59,158 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So, yeah, relationships change quickly 28 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,127 around here, so pay attention, okay? 29 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:05,130 They say politics makes strange bedfellows. 30 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,633 You could say the same for prison. 31 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,535 By which I mean when your mutual baby daddy 32 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,537 starts his prison term, 33 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:15,441 you might find yourselves unexpectedly... closer. 34 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,710 You okay? 35 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,679 Yeah, I'll be fine. 36 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,414 It's only nine months. 37 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,750 Totally. It'll fly by. 38 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:29,088 (sighs) 39 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,258 Petra? 40 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:42,201 I just really don't want to mess this up. 41 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,169 Ruin them, you know? 42 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:47,806 You won't ruin them. I promise. 43 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,708 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, back then, 44 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:53,545 in motherhood know-how, Jane clearly dominated. 45 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:56,415 Mateo, please stop it. No! 46 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,584 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But, oh, how times have changed. 47 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,719 Come on. I have to get to work. 48 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,888 Please don't leave me, Mommy! 49 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,823 No, no, no, no, no! 50 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,458 Mommy, don't go! Mateo, please... 51 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,860 I don't want to go! Please, okay? 52 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:10,329 I have to leave. You have to let go of me. 53 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,497 Need any help? 54 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:12,631 No, I'm good. Oh... 55 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,399 No, no, no! 56 00:02:14,423 --> 00:02:19,423 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 57 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,911 JANE: So here's the thing about Mateo. 58 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:28,914 He has the sweetest side, but.... 59 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,849 Uh, let me stop you right there. 60 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,354 I like to go in without any preconceptions, you know? 61 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:36,822 Because if you put something out there, 62 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,690 that's all I'm gonna be able to see. 63 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:42,161 And I want to be able to pick up what Mateo's putting down. 64 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:44,863 You know, just discover him myself. 65 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,666 Yeah. Makes sense. 66 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,734 Totally get that. 67 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,269 Then again, 68 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,303 knowledge is power. 69 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,538 Jane. Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,806 Don't stress. Next week, we'll sit down, 71 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,575 I'll tell you what I observed, 72 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,876 it'll all be good. 73 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,444 (chuckles softly) 74 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,914 Maybe I'll just e-mail him. 75 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:03,882 That way, if he's looking for more context, 76 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,717 he'll already have it in his inbox. 77 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:09,188 He's a professional. Let's just let him do his thing. 78 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:12,391 Fine. I'll just write a draft so it's ready to send 79 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,259 in case he changes his mind. 80 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:15,861 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh, remember Jorge? 81 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,563 From the gift shop? 82 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:26,538 And, friends, that's when Jane heard him say... 83 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,507 Jorge broke up with his girlfriend! 84 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,475 He did? Yes! 85 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,218 Oh, my God, Ma, stop it. 86 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,919 You know you still like him. 87 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,654 Now's your chance. Get in there. 88 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,223 Xiomara... 89 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:47,960 He said the spark died months ago. 90 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:49,695 He wasn't even upset. He's totally open. 91 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:53,832 I may have followed him into the gift shop. 92 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,701 What? 93 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,970 I had to buy these. Here, Mom. 94 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,638 They can be your "something blue." 95 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,640 I just got engaged, Jane. 96 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,009 It's a little early for accessorizing. 97 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,577 Come on, Ma. 98 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,446 It's time to make your move. 99 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,715 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of making moves... 100 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:12,884 Stop it right there. 101 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,320 I don't recall inviting you in. 102 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:17,256 I know you're still mad. 103 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,991 Damn straight I'm mad. 104 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,660 But think about it. 105 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,895 I didn't have to tell you... 106 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,397 what I did. 107 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,598 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To review... 108 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,533 (thunder crashes) 109 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:32,871 Scott's death was ruled an accident. 110 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,373 You never would have known. 111 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,008 The only reason I told you was... 112 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:38,944 ...because of us. 113 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,346 Come on, Chuck. 114 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,882 I like you. 115 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,685 More than I want to. 116 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:53,025 I'll think about it. 117 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,762 JANE: And that's how the hedgehog 118 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,430 and the alligator made up. 119 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,766 The end. 120 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,969 Okay, Mr. Sweetface, good night. (kisses) 121 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:07,506 How come you're never at school? 122 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,609 I just went and read to your class two weeks ago. 123 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,745 Yeah, but other moms are there more, 124 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,448 like for all the birthdays and special stuff. 125 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,784 I know, but I work. 126 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:21,887 So does Aunt Petra, and she's the boss, 127 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,722 and she's always there. 128 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,457 Yeah, well, it's not a competition. 129 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:28,994 Sorry, Mommy, I just really miss you sometimes. 130 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,630 BRUCE: God, you're so cute. 131 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,565 Stop it. I look terrible. 132 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,500 Impossible. 133 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,536 Good morning, future wife. 134 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,037 Good morning, future husband. 135 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,706 (phone chimes) 136 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,843 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, you recall Bruce is 137 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,347 representing Rogelio in his breach-of-contract lawsuit. 138 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,723 Are you regretting his proposal? 139 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:58,724 No. 140 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,592 Are you regretting mine? 141 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,694 What? Of course not. 142 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,396 Why would you even say that? 143 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,699 Just... I heard you up again last night. 144 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,434 How come you're not sleeping? 145 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,803 Uh, I think it's just stress. 146 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,673 I'm nervous about testifying at Rogelio's trial. 147 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:15,874 Hon, it's gonna be fine. 148 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,008 (phone chimes) 149 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,745 As long as Rogelio figures out 150 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,146 how to dress himself. 151 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,415 Sorry, I know it's more than you signed up for. 152 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,122 PETRA: What are you doing? 153 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:32,457 I'm room mom. 154 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,493 Oh, uh, yeah. 155 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,128 I know you were last semester, 156 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,864 but you complained about it all the time, so... 157 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,133 Oh, I didn't complain, I just stated realistically 158 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:44,569 the time demands, which I don't think you understand. 159 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,738 I do understand. I can handle being room mom. 160 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,874 Again, I'm room mom. Well... 161 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,876 WOMAN: There doesn't have to be just one. 162 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,043 Why don't you 163 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,578 do it together? 164 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,013 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ha! 165 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,815 Oh, she's serious. 166 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,585 Um, sounds great. Yeah, sure. Sounds great. 167 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,528 Hey, uh... 168 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,996 So, quick observation. 169 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,665 Impulse-control issues and loves attention, 170 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,834 even if it's negative attention. Yeah. 171 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,136 So if we could just fast-track that solution... 172 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,940 Yeah. Reward positive behavior, ignore negative behavior. 173 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,010 Even if you feel like you want to scream, 174 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,646 just ignore, ignore, ignore. 175 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,514 Sounds like a plan. 176 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,084 Oh, and, uh, one more thing. 177 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,519 Lice notification. 178 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,657 Ugh. MATEO: Ow! 179 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:41,860 Well, it only hurts because you're squirming. 180 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,495 Ew, don't lick the sink. 181 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,996 I'm cleaning it. 182 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,465 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Remember, Jane, 183 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,667 ignore negative behavior. 184 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,669 Or super-weird behavior. 185 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:53,638 Hey, hey, after I check your hair, do you want to check mine? 186 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,706 Good idea! 187 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,641 Yeah! 188 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,109 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Nice work, Jane. 189 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,878 Lice are little bugs, right? 190 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,080 Yep. I hope I get them. 191 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,783 No, you don't hope you get them; they're gross. 192 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,552 So you think Hannah L. and Finn are gross? 193 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,622 No, they're not. No one is gross. 194 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,057 And you're good. 195 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,692 Ha, ha, no lice! 196 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,660 Yay! Now I get to check you! 197 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,163 Yep. Come on, buddy. 198 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,564 (grunts playfully) 199 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,234 There it is. 200 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,969 So gentle. 201 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,103 Good job. 202 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,104 Mr. Sweetface? 203 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,539 Hang on. 204 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,573 (scissors snip) 205 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,908 (gasps) 206 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,843 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: OMG! 207 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,278 Did he just... 208 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,049 Ignore, Jane. Ignore, ignore, ignore! 209 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,919 Mr. Sweetface, why-why don't you go put your pajamas on. 210 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,858 (screaming) 211 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:59,638 Whoop-whoop! There's Mateo! Here's Mateo. 212 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,106 We had quite the night. 213 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,774 Shh, shh. Say bye to Mommy. 214 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,676 Bye, Mommy. 215 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,278 Hee-hee! Mwah! 216 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:08,880 Boom! Nice. 217 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,782 You've really got to try 218 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,751 not to discuss any issues in front of Mateo. 219 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,152 He'll internalize them. 220 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,887 Well, maybe that's better than forcing me 221 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,556 to externalize them. 222 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:20,759 He cut my hair. 223 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,094 Whoa. Did you freak? 224 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,563 No, I ignored it, like you said. 225 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:25,830 That's awesome. 226 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,632 Well, I'm missing half my hair, 227 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,302 so I don't feel as great about it as you do, but-- Oh. 228 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,770 Morning, Petra. 229 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,805 I'll see you at the room mom meeting. 230 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,807 Mm. Make sure you have reviewed all the initiatives 231 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,209 on our agenda so I don't have to catch you up. 232 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,312 I have a very tight schedule. 233 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:43,782 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Remember, ignore negative behavior. 234 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,250 Mrs. Solano, there are... 235 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,785 Not now, Krishna. 236 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,587 ...two police in your office. 237 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,389 DENNIS: Some new information 238 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,190 has come to light about the Scott Archuletta case. 239 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,726 Sure. 240 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,728 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, no, they must know 241 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,797 she moved Scott's bones. 242 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,332 What can you tell us about this? 243 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:02,200 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, I forgot all about 244 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,002 Scott's burn book. 245 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,670 And I think Petra did, too. 246 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,138 How did you get that? 247 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,942 Hi there. 248 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,611 Why did you have it? 249 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,747 Scott left that book in his employee locker 250 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,215 after he was fired. 251 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,084 I obviously didn't want anyone else to have it, 252 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,819 so I kept it safe. 253 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,721 Why didn't you hand it over when he was found dead? 254 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,356 Because you guys told me it was an accident, 255 00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:25,957 so I didn't think it was relevant. 256 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,292 But, look, I was just trying 257 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,994 to spare my employees any embarrassment. 258 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,830 I mean, there's gossip in there about all the... 259 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,298 Well, I-I'm sure you've read it. 260 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,633 We did. 261 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,967 He talked a lot about a guy 262 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,369 named J.P. Who's that? 263 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,404 I have no idea. 264 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,239 There's also a page missing. 265 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,974 And? 266 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,109 Did you remove it? 267 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,244 No, I didn't. 268 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,847 Do I need a lawyer? 269 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,716 I don't know. Do you? 270 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:54,853 Well, I was accounted for during the time of his death, 271 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,122 so I don't appreciate these accusations. 272 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,757 We need to get in touch with your sister. 273 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,026 Good luck. I haven't spoken to her in three years. 274 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,695 (door opens) 275 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:09,934 XIOMARA: There's no way it will end well. 276 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,903 (sighs) Don't be dramatic. 277 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,938 You and Petra? Co-room moms? 278 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,840 We're adults, we'll be fine. 279 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,709 Hey, Abuela. 280 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,910 Mm. 281 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,211 What's wrong? 282 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,689 Oh, Abuela... 283 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,090 XIOMARA: Wait a minute. 284 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,359 When you say you went for it, what does that mean? 285 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,261 Wh-What was your move? 286 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,963 Now, these pirate shot glasses 287 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,165 are very well-made. 288 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,233 (sultry jazz music playing) 289 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,270 ♪ ♪ 290 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,140 (scoffs) Ma, that's nothing! 291 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,145 Agreed, but there are steps in between. 292 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,820 Okay, so let's change that. 293 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,154 A sexy dress... Oh. 294 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,023 ...some heels, a little makeup. 295 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,575 Come on, 296 00:12:06,576 --> 00:12:08,126 you've been in the friend zone too long. 297 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,962 Trust me. 298 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,498 When Jorge sees you next, he's gonna say... 299 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,899 RAFAEL: Oh, my God. 300 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,301 PETRA: It must have been Abbey. 301 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,770 Uh, she walked in when I was hiding his burn book. 302 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,171 I was just... 303 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,307 trying to keep it out of the wrong hands. 304 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,808 It was obviously a mistake. 305 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:24,976 (sighs) 306 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,445 Come on. Where's Zen Rafael, hmm? 307 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,347 Zen Rafael really doesn't want to be caught up 308 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,348 in covering a crime. 309 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,950 Petra, I have been to prison. 310 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,384 I don't want to go back. 311 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,220 I know. You won't. 312 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,222 (sighs) 313 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,824 I'm really sorry. Okay? 314 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,026 But this is all me. I messed up. 315 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:44,963 (sighs) 316 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,231 And Chuck knows? 317 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,365 Only about the bones. 318 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,968 But he hasn't said anything. 319 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,236 Yet. 320 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,504 It's time. 321 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,506 Are you ready for Sunday Funday, Matelio?! 322 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:55,874 Yes! 323 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,876 So what's the adventure this afternoon? 324 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,078 Sushi? Mani-pedis? 325 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,279 Well, my well-trusted counselor, Bruce, didn't like 326 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,882 my court wardrobe choices, 327 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,451 so we're gonna get fitted for bespoke suits. 328 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,322 Downscale and very humble bespoke suits, of course. 329 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,358 And Grandma's getting a dress, too! 330 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,963 Oh, terrific. 331 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,265 What are you thinking? 332 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,366 Black and tight. 333 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,400 For a wedding? 334 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,502 No, for my mom's Jorge makeover. 335 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,038 ROGELIO: Got it. 336 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,039 Are you ready to go, Matelio? 337 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,141 Adventure awaits, yes! (grunts) 338 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,977 (chuckles) 339 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,380 (giggles, sighs) 340 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,218 Everything okay, Mom? 341 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,519 Yeah, totally. Why? 342 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,222 Well, for someone planning a wedding, 343 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,524 you don't seem that into planning a wedding. 344 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,327 (sighs) 345 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,863 Jane, I don't know what's wrong with me. 346 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,932 I mean, I really love him. 347 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,967 But? 348 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:59,871 I just feel nervous and I don't know why. 349 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,906 I mean, things are good. 350 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,908 Not passionate like in the beginning... 351 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,660 It can't always be like that. 352 00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:07,411 Exactly. That's what I keep telling myself. 353 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,580 This is what happens in relationships, 354 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,315 and I'm just not used to it 355 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,050 because I've never stayed in one long enough. 356 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,018 Exactly. And I self-sabotage, too. 357 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,054 This might just be that. 358 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,857 And so, I don't want to overreact 359 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,259 and ruin something really good. 360 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,561 Really great. 361 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,930 True. 362 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:29,434 But... maybe you shake things up a little. 363 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,336 Try to get that spark back. 364 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,473 You want to be sure. 365 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,943 ROGELIO: I have never been so sure in my life. 366 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,578 So normal. 367 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,348 Strikes the right balance between credible and gullible. 368 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,283 What do you think of yours, Matelio? 369 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,488 I look pretty good. 370 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,958 Never settle for good. Only great. 371 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,426 How can we make it great? 372 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,095 It's a little itchy. 373 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,163 Let's line it. Thai silk, please. 374 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,967 So, are you excited about Abuela's wedding? 375 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,636 Will she have a bouncy house? 376 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,170 Probably not. 377 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,308 As long as she's happy, though. 378 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,045 Do you think your abuela is happy? 379 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,648 Uh, with Bruce? 380 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,150 I don't know. 381 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,652 (sighs) 382 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,921 I don't know either, Matelio. 383 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,190 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also hoping for the best... 384 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,458 Did you do something to your hair? 385 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,993 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, me. 386 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,129 With this whole co-room mom thing. 387 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,131 Just thinned it out a little. Should we get down to business? 388 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,066 Yes, let's first divide up responsibilities. 389 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,201 So, I have a format for the weekly newsletter, 390 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,603 so I'll just keep sending that out. 391 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,571 Um, we have Spring Sing coming up, 392 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,340 so you can be in charge of photocopying the programs 393 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,008 and I'll M.C. the event. Okay? 394 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,476 Well... Now, onto the drop-off situation. 395 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,078 I'm already hiring 396 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,579 a parking attendant. So, if you wouldn't mind 397 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,181 just setting up the traffic cones in the morning, 398 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,182 I'll greet. 399 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,617 So, Petra, 400 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,719 I can't help but notice that you are giving me 401 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,188 all the grunt work and yourself all the glory work. 402 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,157 This is about the kids, Jane, not the glory. 403 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,592 Okay, well, I don't even agree with some of these decisions. 404 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,727 For the kids. 405 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,462 Like what? 406 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,266 For one, I don't think we need to hire a parking attendant. 407 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,968 That seems kind of wasteful. 408 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,469 Waste-Wasteful? 409 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,638 What, to protect our children from speeding cars? 410 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,107 We can ask for parent volunteers. 411 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,009 Here we go. I'm just saying that 412 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,478 it is possible to deal with a kids' issue 413 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,347 without just hiring help. 414 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,048 Well, this is why we hold fundraisers, Jane. 415 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,483 I mean, where do you think the money 416 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,185 for the new reading nook came from? 417 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,419 Well, actually, that hasn't been 418 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,054 officially designated a reading nook. 419 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,090 Oh, now you're against reading. (chuckles) 420 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,591 (scoffs) I just think that 421 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,560 we can use a bigger indoor art space, 422 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,628 since the kids aren't reading independently yet. 423 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,097 The girls started last week. 424 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,165 In French. 425 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,200 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Touché, 426 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,201 Mademoiselle Solano. 427 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,402 Should we move onto lice? 428 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,504 Yes! This obviously requires urgent action. 429 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,573 So, uh, why don't you just start by telling me 430 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,174 what you have against hiring Hair Bears, 431 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,542 a professional company, to do lice checks? 432 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,544 Well, again, the expense. So what do you want, 433 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,545 parent volunteers for that, too? 434 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,164 Yes, I do, actually. 435 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:57,782 Okay, great, thanks for volunteering as Lice Mom. 436 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,283 Okay, you know what? Working together was... 437 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,519 ...somewhat challenging for the two of us. 438 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,054 We just have different visions. 439 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,355 Both valid. 440 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,124 Totally. I just love so many of her ideas. 441 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,191 Love. Ditto. 442 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,459 No, it's just, uh... 443 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,794 A little cumbersome having to make 444 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,396 all these bipartisan decisions. 445 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,598 So, we were thinking, why not have a runoff? 446 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,400 The kids can see democracy in action. 447 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,135 This time, free from Russian intervention. Oh... 448 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,636 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ugh. Don't remind me. 449 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,406 Okay. Just keep it friendly. 450 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,607 Of course. We're family. 451 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,674 So, serious? No. 452 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,228 Sounds good. 453 00:17:27,229 --> 00:17:28,078 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Get ready, folks. 454 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,814 (triumphant fanfare playing) 455 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,657 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So, where were we? Ah, yes. 456 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,392 The race for room mom. 457 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,629 Okay, so they are skeptical about not backing the incumbent, 458 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,697 but they do care about cubby hierarchy. 459 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,366 Great. Thanks. 460 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,407 Hi, ladies. 461 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,426 CAROLINE: Jane. 462 00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:00,444 Hi. Funny, we were just talking about the election. 463 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,313 I know, it's crazy, right? 464 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,215 Trust me, we wanted to do it together, 465 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,250 we just have such different visions, you know? 466 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,219 About where we want to take the school. 467 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,787 (patriotic music playing) What behaviors 468 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,289 we want to reinforce. 469 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,759 What values we as a community stand for. 470 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,395 Plus, the cubby situation. 471 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,598 I'm sorry, that was petty. I should go high. 472 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,200 No, it's an issue. (scoffs) 473 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,801 Petra's friends get all the cubbies on top, 474 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,104 so they don't have to kneel down all the time 475 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,472 to clear out the art projects. 476 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,840 We'll do rotating cubbies. 477 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,342 Every three months, the kids will change. 478 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,643 But won't that confuse them? 479 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,278 No. If anything, 480 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,380 it'll reinforce name recognition. 481 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,716 And I'll make little removable decals 482 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,252 that'll make it easy for them to switch around. 483 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,887 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh. 484 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,622 Looks like they're leaning teal. 485 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,524 (mom gasps, screams) 486 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,292 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh. They're going coral. 487 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,795 Oh, my God! Thank you, Petra. 488 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,765 Bad news: she's trying to buy votes 489 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,534 by handing out spa gift cards. 490 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,636 Get over to the east side before she gets to anyone there. 491 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,804 I'll hold down the base here. 492 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,339 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, no. 493 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,740 Not another close election, please. 494 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,575 I can't take the stress. 495 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,344 (whimsical music playing) 496 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,413 Sorry, I just had to go to my happy place for a second. 497 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,183 Ladies, hi. 498 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,885 We're having a little promotion at our spa. 499 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,753 Thought I'd spread the fun. 500 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,689 Oh Jane, isn't that Mateo's aide coming? 501 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,424 (chuckles) 502 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,760 Hey, you want to show your mommy 503 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,761 what you did today, buddy? 504 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,762 This is you. 505 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,867 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yikes. That kid is not an artist. 506 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,636 But it could be worse. 507 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,770 It's you, Mommy. 508 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:33,838 Oh. 509 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,373 ELLIE: A dragon. 510 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,642 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: See? That's worse. 511 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,345 Ready to go to martial arts? 512 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,847 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 513 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,448 (chuckles): Oh. 514 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,584 He clearly thinks you should rock the hair. 515 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,488 (laughs) Yeah, that's not me. 516 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,523 Well, not now, but like I tell Mateo, 517 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,325 people pick up what you're putting down. 518 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,395 You know, rock it, and suddenly you're "Edgy Jane." 519 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,596 Yeah, okay. 520 00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,697 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Translation. 521 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,674 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, wow. 522 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,609 Hello, Edgy Jane. 523 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,816 ♪ ♪ 524 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,885 Work it. 525 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,621 What can I get you? 526 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,223 Surprise me. 527 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,767 I mean, his voice was still changing, 528 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:40,438 so I wouldn't exactly say he's Mr. Right. 529 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,573 But it made me think. 530 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,443 You know, you get what you put out. 531 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,278 And I guess I've just been projecting 532 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,249 this kind of Miss Havisham vibe out into the world ever since... 533 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,583 you know. 534 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,418 Well, I don't know who that is, 535 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,321 but if you mean "hands off, I've got cobwebs down there," 536 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,723 then, yeah, 537 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,992 that's the vibe you've been throwing. 538 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:02,927 Come on, Ma. 539 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,328 Cobwebs? 540 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,997 Figure of speech. 541 00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:08,266 So, are you ready, you think? 542 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,467 To start dating? 543 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,868 No. Definitely not. 544 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,870 My grief group said that I wouldn't be ready 545 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,673 until I can get through the whole story of Michael's death 546 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:19,410 without tearing up, and... well, you saw me at the reading. 547 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,686 Huh? 548 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,522 No. He won't. 549 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,025 You look beautiful! 550 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,361 See? 551 00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:38,963 Aw. 552 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,432 BRUCE: I'm glad she felt good. 553 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,401 You hungry? What should we order? 554 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,568 Nothing. 555 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,372 Let's get drunk and go play pool. 556 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,041 What? Just, seeing my mom 557 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,575 all gussied up made me realize 558 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:55,379 that we haven't been out in forever. 559 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,381 Let's do something fun. 560 00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,717 I'm in. 561 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:04,021 Okay, I'm buzzed. 562 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,858 And that means it's time for me to defend my title, 563 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,461 best drunk pool player in Miami. 564 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,030 Uh, I don't want to go out anymore. 565 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 I want to do something else. 566 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,768 Oh, yeah? 567 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,337 Yeah. 568 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,771 Mm... 569 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,407 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of sexy... 570 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,646 Alba. 571 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,448 You-you look... 572 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:35,786 Uh... 573 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,430 (yells) Oh, my God! 574 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:49,467 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, not the OMG Alba was going for. 575 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,440 XIOMARA: Is she mad? (Alba groans) 576 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:02,646 I mean, she's not happy. 577 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,448 Oh. Should I come over? 578 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,717 Can I get you anything, Abuela? 579 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,623 No. 580 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,628 Maybe just give it a day. (door slams) 581 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,730 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oof, Alba's breathing fire. 582 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,667 RAFAEL: Girls were already asleep. 583 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,403 They were exhausted. 584 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,704 What are you doing? 585 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,673 Just strategizing for the election. 586 00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:32,009 Oh, you guys are crazy. 587 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,180 Oh, you have me down as a vote for Jane? 588 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,948 Come on. 589 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,183 What? 590 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,719 You've always been on Jane's side. 591 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:42,987 Since you met her. 592 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:47,792 That was a long time ago. 593 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,593 Things have changed. 594 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,095 Really? 595 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,897 Yes. 596 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,468 So I'm abstaining. 597 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,436 (chuckles softly) 598 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,770 It's only fair. 599 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,007 So no change? She's still mad? 600 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,608 More embarrassed. 601 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,644 Don't worry, she'll get over it, eventually. 602 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,846 Now, tell me more about your night with Bruce. 603 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:09,980 It was amazing? 604 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:13,217 So amazing. 605 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,519 But? 606 00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:17,455 But I don't know. 607 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,756 I still feel weird. 608 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:21,859 And it's not Bruce, it's me. 609 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:24,462 Yeah. Papa doesn't know if you're happy with him. 610 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,131 What? 611 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,999 (clicks tongue) 612 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,202 What? 613 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:32,770 No winking. 614 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,939 Flirting with the jury is pretty frowned upon. 615 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:37,007 Sorry, it was just instinct. 616 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,609 Let's take your testimony from the top. 617 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,811 (ringtone playing) 618 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,613 Ah, it's Xiomara. 619 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:43,714 Hello? 620 00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:45,149 How dare you?! 621 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,184 You have no right to talk about my relationship 622 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,953 with Bruce to Mateo. 623 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,688 What could possibly possess you 624 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,656 to talk to a four-year-old about this?! 625 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,525 I wasn't... Are you a four-year-old? Is that it? 626 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,660 I mean, what if Mateo had repeated that 627 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:57,561 in front of him? 628 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,497 I... can't say. 629 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,664 Exactly! 630 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:01,799 Because you don't think. 631 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,033 (line beeps) 632 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,839 Your fiancée says hi. 633 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:12,977 RAFAEL: Are you mad? 634 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,778 No, of course not. 635 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:15,980 You should be neutral. 636 00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:18,115 (chuckles): You're so mad. 637 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,050 I just thought you'd vote for me because my ideas 638 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,653 are genuinely better, but, hey, abstaining is fine, too. 639 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,522 I can see my path to victory 640 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,590 without the Rafael Solano firewall. 641 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:27,291 (chuckles) 642 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,726 PETRA: Chardonnay! 643 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:29,894 For everyone. 644 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:30,928 (laughter) 645 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,997 Call you back. 646 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,535 Hi there, everyone. 647 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:39,537 Petra. What's going on? 648 00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:42,006 Oh, I just thought I'd get the girls together. 649 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,674 While I'm working? 650 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,543 I don't know your whole schedule. 651 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,611 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Then again, she makes the schedule. 652 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:50,080 So, uh, can I get you another round? On the house. 653 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:51,782 Yes, my house. 654 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:52,950 (laughter) 655 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,818 You know what? 656 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:58,289 Everything looks like it's under control here. 657 00:25:58,291 --> 00:25:59,690 I'll join you. 658 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:02,226 Yeah. 659 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,894 So, Virginia-- 660 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,095 Let me just, yeah. 661 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,564 I was thinking about what you were saying 662 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,399 about the birthday snack situation... 663 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,233 Oh, oh, it's okay, we can talk about it later. 664 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,136 And besides, the snack situation has been handled. 665 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:13,737 Okay, great! So does that mean 666 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,005 that we're going completely nut-free? 667 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,273 Because that's what everybody wants. 668 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:17,841 I've been doing this for two years, Jane. 669 00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:19,610 I believe I know what everybody wants. 670 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,845 Oh, I'm just saying that new ideas could improve things. 671 00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:23,847 Okay, you want to have a debate right here? 672 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,816 Kind of. Okay. Let's go. 673 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,253 My vision for the room is clear. 674 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:32,923 To keep things under control, as I have for the past two years. 675 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,625 You keep talking about the past. 676 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:37,161 I want to focus on the future of our room. 677 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,897 I want it inclusive, optimistic... 678 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,131 (clears throat) 679 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,867 Candidates, again the question was: 680 00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:47,605 what improvements do you support for the playground? 681 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,739 Ms. Villanueva? 682 00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:50,674 Yes, of course. 683 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:53,944 We clearly need a new surface for under the jungle gym. 684 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,880 My plan is to return to sand. 685 00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:58,882 It's inexpensive, natural. 686 00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:00,818 It's what we grew up with. 687 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,753 And definitely no wall. 688 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,321 Ms. Solano, a rebuttal? 689 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,991 Rubber mulch. 690 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,892 It's the only way to go. 691 00:27:08,894 --> 00:27:11,095 It's cleaner, safer for falls, and we can choose 692 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:13,397 a bright color to go with the jungle gym. 693 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:15,132 There she goes again, trying to distract us 694 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,800 from the real issue. 695 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,168 Excuse me, I didn't interrupt you. 696 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,737 Because I was making sense! Okay. As you can see, 697 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,672 my opponent clearly doesn't have the temperament. 698 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:24,108 Ms. Villanueva, you will be given time to respond. 699 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,876 I'm sorry. 700 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:28,846 But what Petra's not telling us is that rubber mulch 701 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,848 is an expense we don't need to incur. 702 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,016 And for all we know, 703 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:34,818 she's in the pockets of Big Rubber. 704 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,854 It is a proven fact that animals 705 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,288 go to the bathroom in the sand. 706 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:41,125 Do you want our kids playing in squirrel feces? 707 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:43,227 Squirrel feces? Is that true? 708 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:44,862 No, it's not. 709 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,764 Petra is using scare tactics. 710 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,766 Okay, Jane, why don't we get sand, 711 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,801 so Mateo can throw it in kids' eyes. 712 00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,770 Mateo wouldn't do that. Oh, no. Of course. What am I thinking? 713 00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:55,105 I guess his preferred instrument of terror is scissors. 714 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,440 You know, maybe if 715 00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:57,774 you disciplined him more, you wouldn't 716 00:27:57,775 --> 00:27:59,108 have to pretend that awful haircut was intentional. 717 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,911 Well, maybe if you disciplined your kids less, 718 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,913 they wouldn't think you're a terrifying dragon. 719 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,750 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, so... who won? 720 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,328 Hey, Dad. 721 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:20,297 How'd it go with Mr. Sweetface? 722 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:23,167 Well, we were running lines for my testimony, 723 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:26,970 and then he just passed out in the middle of my big monologue. 724 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:29,306 What's wrong? 725 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,041 I just got into a big fight with Petra 726 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,309 in front of everybody. 727 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:36,046 She just, she knows how to get under my skin. 728 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,782 Well, you two do have the hallmarks of a classic rivalry. 729 00:28:38,784 --> 00:28:39,750 What? 730 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,185 It's textbook telenovela. 731 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,455 The rich versus poor, blonde versus brunette... 732 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:46,890 Czech versus American. 733 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,392 I just thought we were past it. 734 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,428 I mean, her kids are perfect. 735 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,164 They know how to read. They never cry. 736 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:57,000 They're great. There's no competition. 737 00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:59,303 I'm the one that's struggling. 738 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,171 I'm the one that has to do this for Mateo. 739 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,073 What do you mean? 740 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:06,376 Uh, he... he wants me to be around school more, 741 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,278 doing stuff like this. 742 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,047 Come on. 743 00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:11,315 He's four. 744 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,483 I bet if you ask him 745 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,518 if he'd rather you be a room mom 746 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,387 or, I don't know, eat chocolate, 747 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,189 he'd choose chocolate. 748 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,859 (chuckles) So you're saying it's more about me? 749 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:25,195 The best rivalries are not about the rival. 750 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,930 They're about the insecurities 751 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,299 that your rival brings out in you. 752 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,468 Preferably in the fifth act. 753 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:35,372 Is that why you trash-talked Bruce to Mateo? 754 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,942 Okay, look, it's hard to watch your mom get married, 755 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,878 I'll admit it. 756 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,147 But that was an honest mistake. 757 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:44,314 I never had 758 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,150 a meaningful relationship with a kid. 759 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:48,919 The closest I came was with my eight-year-old costar 760 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,088 in El Vaquerito. 761 00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:54,024 But that kid turned out to be a backstabbing diva 762 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:57,861 who conveniently always had nap time when it got to my coverage. 763 00:29:57,863 --> 00:30:01,298 Okay, but you can't tell Mateo everything. 764 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,134 I know. But it's just because I'm so happy 765 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,837 to finally have the kind of bond I have with Matelio 766 00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:11,809 that I always wanted with my own... non-you child. 767 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,844 I know. 768 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,879 And you'll have another kid, Dad. 769 00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:19,149 Yeah. Well, maybe. 770 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,986 It's funny. So much has changed. 771 00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:26,256 In a lot of ways, 772 00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:29,159 my relationship with Matelio has filled that void. 773 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,494 It doesn't feel like 774 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,863 a deal-breaker for me anymore. 775 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,568 That was a long time ago. 776 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:44,241 PETRA: Look, I know it was a long time ago, 777 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:45,876 but I can't help it. 778 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,579 Jane just makes me feel like a bad mom 779 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:51,081 who has to ask stupid questions, 780 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,417 like how to deal with diaper rash. 781 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:55,953 Well, then you just have to remind yourself 782 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:59,022 that you're no longer that person. 783 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:03,227 I mean, you're the dragon. 784 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:05,295 You saw the picture? 785 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,532 It's so embarrassing. 786 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:11,335 What are you talking about? 787 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:14,938 They clearly think I'm scary. 788 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:18,075 No. No, they think you're a dragon 789 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:20,143 because last week, when they were having nightmares, 790 00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:22,412 I told them they had nothing to be scared of 791 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:25,415 because they lived with the fiercest woman I know. 792 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,451 You protect everyone around you. 793 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:30,220 Like a dragon. 794 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:33,223 Really? 795 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,993 That's how I see you. 796 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:43,100 You're extraordinary, Petra. 797 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:48,639 The way you handled everything when I went to prison. 798 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:51,375 The girls, the hotel. 799 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:53,510 You are the only person I know 800 00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:56,280 who could have handled all of that. 801 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,384 Thank you. 802 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,619 I needed that. 803 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,454 (laughs softly) 804 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,594 Can I admit something? 805 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,663 Hmm? 806 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:14,932 I hate being room mom. 807 00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,302 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here. 808 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,003 Now... Can we talk? 809 00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:21,405 (Gwen claps) Okay! 810 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,206 Election day! 811 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,311 Shall we take our room mom vote? 812 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:28,478 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yes! 813 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,414 Please, get it over with. 814 00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:33,183 Actually, can I say something first, if that's all right? 815 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:34,551 I just wanted to say, 816 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:38,021 I think it's obvious that there is one person 817 00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:40,157 much more qualified to be room mom. 818 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,626 And that's why... 819 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:45,095 I'm with her. 820 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,464 Oh. N-No, it's fine. 821 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,032 Actually, you can be room mom, Jane. 822 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:50,701 No, but you're much better suited than I am. No, no. 823 00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:52,436 But this is something you really want. No. 824 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,170 And I've already done it twice. Oh, my God, no. 825 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,373 So it's your turn now. No, really, I insist! I couldn't even take... 826 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:58,608 I'm sorry, uh... (chuckles nervously) 827 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:00,310 Can you just give us a minute? 828 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,645 Oh. 829 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,714 What are you doing? I don't want to be room mom. 830 00:33:03,716 --> 00:33:05,615 I realized it's not important to Mateo, so I want out. 831 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,484 No, no, no, I want out. I was just doing it 832 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,152 because I was insecure about being a good parent. You? 833 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,654 Yes! I'm insecure. 834 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,389 Now you want to fight about who's more insecure?! 835 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:13,690 No, what I want is 836 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:16,059 to end this stupid rivalry about parenting. 837 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,228 Come on, it's hard enough. 838 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:24,234 So, what will it be, ladies? 839 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,536 Who is our new room mom? 840 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:29,239 Uh... oh, God. 841 00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:31,174 (patriotic music playing) 842 00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:35,479 Thank you so much for voting. 843 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,014 Cheers. Oh! 844 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:38,215 Hi! 845 00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:39,783 Mwah! 846 00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:44,721 XIOMARA: Rafael? 847 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:46,056 The people have spoken. 848 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:51,395 How about you? 849 00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:53,163 Any epiphanies about getting married? 850 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,631 (sighs) 851 00:33:57,136 --> 00:34:02,406 Well, I don't want to add to your doubts, but... 852 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:04,741 I feel like I have to tell you something, 853 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:05,809 because it might 854 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,112 make things clearer for you. 855 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,614 Or less clear, I don't know. 856 00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:12,649 What are you talking about? 857 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:16,553 Dad told me something. 858 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,121 The kid thing? 859 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,691 It's not a deal-breaker for him anymore. 860 00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,226 Wh-What do you mean? 861 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,128 He feels like Mateo 862 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,531 has kind of filled that role in his life. 863 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:30,133 And I think he still has feelings for you. 864 00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:32,302 And I don't know why I'm telling you this, 865 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:34,805 except I feel like you should know 866 00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:38,075 because you're making such a big decision. 867 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,250 BRUCE: And how did this reality show 868 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:50,487 affect your relationship with, uh, Mr. De La Vega? 869 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:52,689 Try not to fidget so much. 870 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,825 The jury won't trust you. 871 00:34:54,827 --> 00:34:56,393 Okay, sorry, go. 872 00:34:57,830 --> 00:34:59,596 It destroyed it. 873 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,864 Completely. 874 00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:03,600 I was devastated. 875 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:07,270 We didn't talk for two years. 876 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,240 He was such a huge part of my life, 877 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:14,111 and... I missed my friend. 878 00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:16,313 I really missed my friend. 879 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,581 BRUCE: But you weren't 880 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:18,748 together at the time. 881 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:21,184 It didn't break up a relationship. 882 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:24,287 Together or not, he was one of the most important people 883 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,555 in my life. 884 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,259 There wasn't one day that went by 885 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:30,660 that I didn't think about him. 886 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,235 Um... 887 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,537 Even though we weren't together, you're correct. 888 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:48,478 Wow, wow, wow, what an amazing performance. 889 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,413 I-I totally bought it. 890 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:53,250 Yeah. 891 00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:55,352 I totally bought it, too. 892 00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:04,861 All right, one week down. 893 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,197 First, let me say, Mateo is an awesome kid. 894 00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:10,300 Like I said, he's pretty hyperactive, 895 00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:11,902 and he has issues with impulse control. 896 00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:14,638 So, we're gonna work on slowing down in general 897 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,439 and making smart choices. 898 00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:19,910 And now's your chance. Hit me up with his history. 899 00:36:19,912 --> 00:36:21,645 Anything relevant you think I should know. 900 00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,580 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right, you're up, Jane. 901 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,315 Okay. His history. 902 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,917 (sighs) 903 00:36:26,919 --> 00:36:29,853 So, when Mateo was 18 months old, 904 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:32,389 my husband died, his stepfather. 905 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:34,391 Pretty much out of the blue. 906 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:37,661 Well, he had been shot first, but, still, he recovered. 907 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:39,262 Only not fully. 908 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,630 He didn't pass his physical. 909 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,465 Uh, he had to keep his blood pressure down, 910 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:44,601 but after he died, the doctors said it was pretty much 911 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,369 a freak thing. 912 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,271 Uh, an aortic dissection. 913 00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:50,273 So no one could've predicted it. 914 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:53,944 Anyway, after that, I was... I was pretty much a mess. 915 00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:57,581 For the first month, I mostly stayed in bed. 916 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,584 What? 917 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,888 You told the story about Michael without crying. 918 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,490 Oh, my God. 919 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:08,992 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, my God. 920 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:10,660 Whoa. 921 00:37:11,964 --> 00:37:14,497 Yeah. 922 00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:16,700 So he's had some trauma. 923 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,902 I am so sorry. 924 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:24,341 But you should know, Mateo shows no sign of trauma. 925 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,576 He has a really strong, secure attachment 926 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,877 to both of you. 927 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:30,247 He's happy. He's not anxious. 928 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:32,349 I mean, his issues are normal kid stuff. 929 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:33,850 It's just the way he's wired. 930 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:34,985 (exhales) 931 00:37:34,987 --> 00:37:36,653 (voice breaking): So he's not scarred? 932 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:39,256 Really? I mean, in, like, 933 00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,457 your professional opinion? 934 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,592 Nope, no sign of that. 935 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,595 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, there are the tears. 936 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,665 But still, they're different tears. 937 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,867 So he's not acting out because... 938 00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:53,003 I went to prison when he was two-ish? 939 00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:55,472 What? Whoa. 940 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:56,940 Mind blown. 941 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,808 Yeah, for nine months. 942 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,645 I mean, he, um... visited, 943 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,747 but he was old enough to feel abandoned. 944 00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:05,715 No abandonment issues. 945 00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:09,452 Dude, you're his hero. 946 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,954 (sighs) 947 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,389 (sniffles) 948 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:13,690 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, wow. 949 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:16,960 Now everyone's crying. 950 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,295 You're damn right I'm upset! 951 00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:19,729 Well, not him. He seems more mad. 952 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,464 The cops just came by, wanting to know 953 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,800 if I knew anything about a book that you took from the dead guy. 954 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,669 I know. That's why I've been calling you. 955 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:27,504 Look, I-I had the book separately... 956 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:28,738 And what's with the missing page? 957 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:29,973 I don't know anything about that. 958 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:32,008 And I don't believe you! Calm down! 959 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:34,077 Don't tell me to calm down! Hey. 960 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,346 I think you should go. 961 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:40,016 Before I call security. 962 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,463 Thank you for believing me. 963 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:54,864 I don't. 964 00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:58,735 Where's the missing page? 965 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,970 JANE: And then I told him. 966 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:04,374 The whole story about Michael, and I didn't cry once. 967 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:05,842 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, you cried after. 968 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,811 Wow. I know. 969 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,412 So what does that mean? 970 00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:10,647 Are you ready to date? 971 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:12,566 I don't know. 972 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:14,484 But I'm definitely ready to start thinking about it. 973 00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,587 Mom, hi. 974 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,522 I've been waiting to talk to you. I know you're mad, 975 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,558 and I'm sorry I pushed you too far with Jorge. 976 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,626 I just love that you took my advice and... 977 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:29,099 (laughter) 978 00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:30,567 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. 979 00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:31,801 Looks like things are definitely 980 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,103 changing around here. 981 00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:35,138 Everything's different now. 982 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,706 Everything's changed. 983 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:40,677 The stuff your dad said about you isn't true. 984 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,379 Plus, he's not even your dad. 985 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:45,582 Still hurts to read. 986 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,083 I know. 987 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,952 That's why I ripped out the page. 988 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:54,991 What? 989 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,926 See? 990 00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,095 You're the dragon. 991 00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:02,499 Protecting everyone. 992 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:05,568 You're the only one who sees me like that. 993 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:20,850 I, uh, can't do this. 994 00:40:22,053 --> 00:40:24,020 I can't go to court like this. 995 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,155 What's wrong? 996 00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:27,624 What's wrong is... 997 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:30,660 what happened the other night. 998 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:33,963 During your prep, when you were talking about Rogelio. 999 00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:40,870 Do you still have feelings for him, Xiomara? 1000 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:48,111 I don't know. 1001 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,685 Okay, then. 1002 00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:02,525 I'm sorry. 1003 00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,461 (softly): Yeah. 1004 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,067 Hello, hello! 1005 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:13,603 ♪ It's another beautiful day ♪ 1006 00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,004 ♪ To win a lawsuit! ♪ 1007 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,940 Go, Team Rogelio! 1008 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,107 (laughs) 1009 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:20,977 So, are you ready to make everyone 1010 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,012 fall in love with me, buddy? 1011 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:26,216 We shouldn't do this. 1012 00:41:26,218 --> 00:41:27,617 I know. 1013 00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,252 But I really want to. 1014 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:31,020 So do I. 1015 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,958 ♪ ♪ 1016 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,596 (Petra moaning) 1017 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,009 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Like I said: 1018 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:55,979 politics makes strange bedfellows.