1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,601 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right, people, lots coming up. 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:05,471 As you know, Michael died. 3 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:07,306 And three years later, well, 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,174 it was still really hard. 5 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,276 Also hard, Jane's nightmare boss, Chloe. 6 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:14,313 But guess what? She just got some amazing news. 7 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,482 A publisher wants to buy my novel about Michael. 8 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:17,583 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Go, Jane! 9 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:20,419 (cheering) And as for her parents, 10 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:23,122 well, things were looking up for them, too. 11 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,691 See, they'd been estranged for the past two years, 12 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,093 because of how Xo was portrayed on Rogelio's reality show, 13 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,295 The De La Vega-Factor Factor. 14 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:33,098 That's right. She was known as the evil ex. 15 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,566 But Rogelio convinced her he knew nothing about that. 16 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:37,302 So they were trying to move past it. 17 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:40,639 Also moving forward, Jane's baby daddy, Rafael. 18 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,409 See, he went to prison and came back all Zen. 19 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,244 Just breathe. 20 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,779 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And he had a new girlfriend, Abbey, 21 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:48,714 a super sweet greeting card designer. 22 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,183 And as for his other baby mama, Petra, 23 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,185 well, she had rebranded the Marbella 24 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,187 and turned it into a kids' hotel. 25 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:58,190 And she had a new beau, too: Chuck Chesser, 26 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,242 the owner of the Fairwick Hotel next door. 27 00:01:00,243 --> 00:01:02,293 And she wanted to keep the relationship under wraps, 28 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,229 but alas, 29 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,231 nothing stays buried around here. 30 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,300 Which is where we left off. 31 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,074 Afterwards, after Michael, 32 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:18,811 there were times when reality felt overwhelming and... 33 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:21,380 well, let's have Jane tell us. 34 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:24,083 And my heart is racing, 35 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:26,251 I'm sweating, 36 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,555 everything looks and sounds far away. 37 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,759 (sniffles) It's like I'm dying. 38 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,328 Yeah, that's definitely a panic attack. 39 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,663 And I can give you some tools. 40 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,766 Yes. Please, yes. 41 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,301 First, take a deep breath, 42 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,603 put your hand on your heart and give yourself 43 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,838 a reality check. 44 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,206 Remind yourself that 45 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,640 you are not dying 46 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:52,511 and that this is just a physical sensation that will pass. 47 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,746 Then go through a checklist to figure out the trigger. 48 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,615 HALT. 49 00:01:56,617 --> 00:02:01,687 Are you hungry, angry, lonely or tired? 50 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,222 Usually all four. 51 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,691 Try to figure out which is strongest, 52 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,259 and then keep breathing. 53 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,560 And when the panic attack passes, 54 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,230 address the underlying trigger. 55 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:14,166 Okay, I'll give it a try. 56 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,708 I feel really bad, so terrible. 57 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,560 Go on. 58 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,411 I think I'm ready to stop therapy. 59 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:29,281 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, the awkward therapy breakup. 60 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,282 Who hasn't been there? 61 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,783 That's great, Jane. 62 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:34,219 (sighs) It means we've made real progress. 63 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:35,521 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm, mine was much more awkward. 64 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,356 You have been so helpful. 65 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,224 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Then again, I led with expensive. 66 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:41,293 And I will take everything I learned with me. 67 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,862 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which she did, for the record. 68 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,300 Especially that deep breathing technique. 69 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,302 CHLOE: Why did you cancel my therapist? 70 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,637 Are you an idiot? 71 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,238 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Not for panic attacks, 72 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,873 but for panic-inducing bosses. 73 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,325 I canceled your appointment because 74 00:02:56,326 --> 00:02:57,776 you texted me late last night asking me to cancel it. 75 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,179 Well, you should have known 76 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,280 that if I'm texting you 77 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,215 late at night about my therapist, 78 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:05,217 I really need my therapist. 79 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,889 You're right. I'm sorry. 80 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,457 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know what you're thinking: 81 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:13,625 Jane just got a book deal. 82 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,461 Why is she still working for this demon? 83 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,463 And my latte is cold! 84 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,948 (gasps) 85 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,432 NARRATOR: Well, at least it's cold. 86 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,805 Screw it, I'm going to be optimistic! 87 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,850 I don't know how you don't quit that job 15 times a day. 88 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,220 I haven't gotten the official offer for my book deal yet. 89 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,754 I need to know what number I'm working with 90 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,989 before I give them my notice. 91 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,257 ABBEY: I think you're being 92 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,392 completely reasonable. 93 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,526 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, my bad. 94 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,362 I actually forgot she was there. 95 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,897 Thanks, lady. See? 96 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,298 No, do not gang up on me. 97 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,666 (chuckles) We're not. She's just right. 98 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,768 Anyway, I got to run. My Something Borrowed, 99 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,571 Something Blue line just came in Something Turquoise. 100 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,839 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hey, what's wrong with turquoise? 101 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,007 I love turquoise. 102 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,375 Love you. I love you. 103 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,860 Mwah. Mwah. 104 00:04:04,861 --> 00:04:06,344 I know, right? They're already at "I love you." 105 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:07,813 That's major. 106 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,348 MAN: We had a reservation. 107 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,782 ELVIS: I know and I'm sorry, but we're backed up, 108 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:11,984 and it's currently an hour wait. 109 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:13,252 This is unacceptable. 110 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,628 (quietly): If you move the planters by the railing, 111 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,029 you can push two tables together. 112 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:25,030 Thank you. 113 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,465 Mm-hmm. 114 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,466 Enjoy. 115 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,934 You are a lifesaver. 116 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:29,935 He'll learn. 117 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,336 I hope so. 118 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:32,971 Scott was a creepy, scheming weirdo, 119 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,340 but he was a damn good lounge manager. 120 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,509 May he rest in peace. 121 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:40,979 Speaking of which, don't you have to...? 122 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,348 Yeah. I do. 123 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:44,983 Good luck. 124 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,985 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know what you're thinking. 125 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,387 Good luck with what? 126 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,889 DENNIS: Okay, the results are in. 127 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,491 We've concluded that Scott Archuletta's body 128 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,393 was officially found on the grounds of... 129 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,528 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Actually, I should jump in real quick. 130 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,530 That's Dennis. You remember Dennis, right? 131 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,799 Michael's old BFF at the police department. 132 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,968 He's been promoted to, like, 133 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,970 major or admiral or colonel or something. 134 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,572 Anyway, he's now running the dead Scott investigation. 135 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,408 Okay, let's continue. 136 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,643 Scott's body was on the grounds of... 137 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,445 ...the Fairwick Hotel 138 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,981 and not the Marbella. 139 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:19,551 ♪ ♪ 140 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:22,888 So, I got a stiff on my property. So what? 141 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,589 Accidents happen. 142 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,758 Problem is, we don't know if it's an accident yet. 143 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,527 Could be a homicide. 144 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:31,330 So that's what we have to try to figure out. 145 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,398 PETRA: Chuck, wait! 146 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,368 Hi. 147 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,969 Couldn't resist a private good-bye, huh? 148 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,739 Uh, no, I just, I wanted to see if you needed some advice. 149 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:44,576 Since, you know, the Marbella's been here before. 150 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,478 A few times. 151 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,116 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hold on, that elderly guest 152 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,951 died peacefully in his sleep. 153 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,753 What's your angle? 154 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,787 What? 155 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,457 Darlin', I've been in bed with you. 156 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,625 You only think about yourself. 157 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,828 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whoa. TMI, Chuck. 158 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,563 What are you trying to get me to do? 159 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,365 Nothing. I'm trying to help you. 160 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,467 Let's just stick to the language of love, sweetheart. 161 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,402 And I'll take care of my own hotel. 162 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,470 (elevator bell dings) 163 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,576 Okay, so regardless of where Scott was found, 164 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,578 we have to get out in front of the story. 165 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,013 I'm implementing a complete lockdown. 166 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,447 All media calls will be forwarded directly to me, 167 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:24,716 the staff will inform guests that the blocked-off area 168 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,952 on the beach is due to renovations, 169 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,553 and security have been given strict orders 170 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,588 to keep all press off the premises. 171 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,490 But don't you think... 172 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,458 This is a kids hotel. 173 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,026 A whisper of murder and we're ruined. 174 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,862 You are ruining me. 175 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:39,965 Only the finest masseuses for my new bride. 176 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:43,001 (moaning) 177 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,804 Your hands 178 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:49,474 feel so good on my body. (moans) 179 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,877 That oil is so slippery and delicious. 180 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:55,614 Can you rub it... even lower? 181 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,984 Tanning oil does feel so good on the skin. 182 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:01,420 TRIPP: Cut! 183 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,855 Rogelio, this cabana boy is moving in on your woman 184 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,725 on your romantic Hawaiian honeymoon! 185 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,064 You're supposed to fly into a jealous rage 186 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,567 and then hit her up with your catchphrase. 187 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,502 "I just want to be factored in!" 188 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,838 Yes, I know that's what I would have said, 189 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,441 but, remember, this is a kinder, gentler 190 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,676 The De La Vega-Factor Factor. 191 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:25,844 No jealous rages. 192 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,612 I just want to do a show about 193 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,849 a happy, well-adjusted fake married couple. 194 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:31,983 (phone vibrates) 195 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:44,830 Okay. Dad'll be here soon. 196 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,665 Great. 197 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,867 I'm really glad we're doing this. 198 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,470 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, you'll recall, Xo and Ro 199 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:52,537 put their fight behind them. 200 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:54,606 Me, too. It's about time. 201 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,608 Come on, Mr. Sweetface. 202 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,910 Your daddy's on his way to pick you up. 203 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:06,685 Before we get started, I just wanted to say something. 204 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,821 I'm so happy 205 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,956 that we're all here together to share in this moment, 206 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:14,526 when I show you what a liar 207 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:15,961 Rogelio really is. 208 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,863 I'll go talk to her. We'll go again. 209 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,698 Why? That was perfect. 210 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,734 We'll make it seem like she lost it because of you and Darci. 211 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,736 Come on, she just spilled coffee on herself. 212 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,671 America doesn't know that. 213 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,674 Ro, buddy, this is the drama that we have been looking for. 214 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,776 It's gonna send the ratings through the roof. 215 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,781 Fine. Just this once. 216 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,153 You said you didn't know anything about it. 217 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,922 I knew you were lying! 218 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,959 ROGELIO: I know. 219 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,961 I'm so, so sorry. 220 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,963 I didn't think it would become 221 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,832 such a big deal. 222 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,767 I would... Go! 223 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,737 Xiomara... 224 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,805 Just go now. 225 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,219 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow, this Rogelio thing 226 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,121 is really affecting her, huh? 227 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,623 Oh, no, this is bad. I know what you're thinking: 228 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,625 "Wait, doesn't Jane like Dennis just fine?" 229 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,627 Well, the answer is no, but I don't have time 230 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,095 to explain now. Just trust me. 231 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,997 Jane? She hasn't had a panic attack in forever. 232 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,934 Jane? Remember your coping mechanisms, Jane. 233 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,669 (panting) 234 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,070 Jane? 235 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:39,311 Jane? 236 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:41,746 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. Even I didn't see that coming. 237 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,688 Oh, my God. I'm so... I can't believe that I did that. No, um... (stammers) 238 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,123 I-It's okay. But you deserved it. And-- But I am so sorry. 239 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,259 Look, can we talk? No. 240 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,694 Jane, we... I don't want 241 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,896 to talk to you ever. 242 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,732 (panting) 243 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,875 I still can't believe it. 244 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,945 (sniffles) I know. 245 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,049 (crying) 246 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,318 I'm gonna check up on you, okay? 247 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,386 (sniffles) 248 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:24,856 I know. 249 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,725 It's just... 250 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,628 (sighs) I started having a panic attack. 251 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,935 I was thrown. I wasn't expecting to see him. 252 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,338 Apparently, he's running the Scott investigation 253 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,707 at the hotel, so he has to interview all the employees, 254 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,943 including you and me. 255 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,246 I'll be fine. 256 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,748 I just wasn't prepared. 257 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,850 Now I'm prepared. PETRA: No. 258 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,319 A salad lead time of 11 minutes is unacceptable. 259 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,389 All salads and cold apps need to be delivered to the table 260 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:58,923 within six minutes of the order being placed. 261 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,392 I understand. I'm sorry. 262 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:02,060 It won't happen again. 263 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,230 Hey, yesterday it was 15 minutes. 264 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,900 So he's improving. 265 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:12,404 I am getting so tired of Zen Rafael. 266 00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,105 You hired him; you fire him. 267 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,840 (phone chimes) 268 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,978 Oh, no. 269 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,880 Someone leaked the story. 270 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,114 I hate to say I told you so. 271 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,115 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And yet... 272 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,684 We should've gotten ahead of it. 273 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,253 All it takes is one disgruntled employee. 274 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,389 (whispers): And trust me, we have more than one. 275 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,192 SONIA: So, so sorry 276 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,294 for the wait. 277 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:40,799 Great. You told me so. That's not important. 278 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,333 What do we do now? 279 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,405 I know this doesn't undo what I did, 280 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,375 but please accept my apologies. 281 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,944 I had my assistant go nuts at the bookstore. 282 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,913 There are books about writing books, 283 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,114 books about reading books... 284 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,450 Dad, I appreciate all the books, but... 285 00:11:58,452 --> 00:11:59,718 Even books about forgiving. 286 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,386 "Forgiveness is a gift 287 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,021 you give yourself." 288 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,856 Deepak Chopra. 289 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,092 Via Suzanne Somers. 290 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,094 Look, I know that you're sorry, but... 291 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,795 I never meant to hurt anyone. 292 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,580 But you did. 293 00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:14,364 And it's gonna take a while for people to forgive you 294 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,034 no matter how many books you buy. 295 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,003 I understand. 296 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,971 I'm just trying to get the process started. 297 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,474 Because I love you, Jane. You know that. 298 00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:25,110 And I love you, too. 299 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,115 But I-I don't think Mom's gonna get past this. 300 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:33,485 Her Ropology basket is a work of art. 301 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:34,953 (phone chimes) 302 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,188 Oh, my God. It's my offer from the publisher. 303 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,023 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'm so excited! 304 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,325 Let's see how much money Jane's going to get. 305 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,326 (shrieks) 306 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,963 I am getting $50,000! 307 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,498 What? That's it? 308 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,967 (chuckles): That's barely my episodic rate. 309 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,404 No, that's amazing. $50,000 is a lot of money. 310 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,206 It's a huge amount of money. What was I thinking? 311 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,941 Let me get that scene from the top. 312 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:01,045 $50,000, Jane! Holy moly! 313 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,881 Congratulations! 314 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,215 Oh... (laughs) 315 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,217 It's a year's salary. 316 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,454 So I can finally give my two-week notice to Chloe. 317 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,556 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, yeah. 318 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,458 Someone's got her quittin' heels on. 319 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,333 I have had it with Chloe and her ridiculous notes. 320 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,302 I am not a hack, Jane! 321 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,437 No one said you are, Gary. You know Chloe. 322 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,807 You just got to breathe through it. (inhales) 323 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,109 (exhales): Ah... 324 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,077 We'll talk later, okay? 325 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,215 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or hashtag "someone else's problem." 326 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,886 So, I have some exciting news. 327 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,354 After the writers' showcase, 328 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,356 I was actually offered a book deal. 329 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,891 And? 330 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:48,960 And... 331 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,428 yay! 332 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,067 So I'm giving my two-week notice. 333 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,040 And I wanted to say thank you for the wonderful opportunity. 334 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,075 It was amazing. 335 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,347 So thank you. 336 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,584 Very, very, very much. 337 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,085 No. 338 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,087 Two weeks' notice is unacceptable. 339 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,122 I need at least six months, preferably a year, 340 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,091 to find and train a new assistant. 341 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,093 (stammers) 342 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,996 T-Two weeks' notice is pretty much industry standard. 343 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,465 Now you're lecturing me on industry standard? 344 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,933 No. God, never. No. 345 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,069 Uh... I could stay a little longer. 346 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,238 (groans): Oh, please. 347 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,974 Go. You were terrible at your job. 348 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,075 What? 349 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,309 And you're deluding yourself 350 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,078 if you think this book deal's going anywhere, 351 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,014 especially with that ridiculous D-list publisher. 352 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,250 But congrats, you're a half a step above 353 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,484 self-publishing online. 354 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,288 Wow. 355 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,156 Chloe... 356 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,158 you're a horrible person. 357 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,394 And I tried 358 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,596 to make excuses for you over the years, 359 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,431 like maybe your parents didn't hug you, 360 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,934 or maybe you grew up in a prison like Bane 361 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,704 from that Batman movie, but I just think 362 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,473 it comes down to who you are: a petty, mean-spirited bitch! 363 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,674 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Atta girl, Jane. 364 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,409 I'm proud of you. 365 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,311 She deserved that. 366 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,613 God knows Scott did not deserve this. 367 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,216 And I am so sad about this. 368 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,517 (sobs softly) 369 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,953 Which is why... 370 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,955 we're dedicating this fountain to him, 371 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,957 and creating a scholarship fund in his name 372 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,091 for disadvantaged youth. 373 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,426 (sighs) And even though 374 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,096 he died next-door, and not here at 375 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,265 his beloved Marbella, 376 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,101 his tragic loss will reverberate through these halls 377 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,970 for years to come. 378 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:44,108 Farewell, my friend. 379 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,343 Farewell. 380 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,511 (applause) 381 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,617 Just know I feel terrible. 382 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,584 VAN: You should. 383 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,486 It's like North Korea here. 384 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,455 Everyone's scared to say anything to Kim Jong-Chloe. 385 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,290 She told me to figure out everything you knew 386 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,325 but not to call you. 387 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,326 If I get caught... 388 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,444 Don't worry, it sounds like she 389 00:16:02,445 --> 00:16:03,561 wants you to call me but doesn't want you 390 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,562 to know she wants you to call me. 391 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,364 You're fine. And you've got... 392 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,500 15 more minutes before she gets back from therapy, 393 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,269 so hit me up. 394 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,270 Sweat and Spin password? 395 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,271 Zero-three-ten. 396 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,339 Blowout Heaven stylist? 397 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,540 Lana for Beachy Waves, 398 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,641 Quentin if she wants a Straight-Up, 399 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,242 and always with a scalp massage. 400 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,178 Always with a scalp massage. VAN: Got it. 401 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,579 Coffee order? JANE: For a cold brew, 402 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,081 Davey's 20-ounce Baridi Blend. 403 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,515 For tea, InstaJava Venti 404 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,217 Iced Green Latte. And don't leave there 405 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,553 without an Edamame Hummus Wrap. She'll say that 406 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,588 she doesn't want one, but she'll always ask for it later. 407 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,123 (knocking) Hang on. 408 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,558 Hurry. JANE: You're good on time. 409 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,460 Legal docs for Jane Villanueva. 410 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,495 Van, it's a messenger with documents 411 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,431 from the publishing house for me to sign. 412 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,599 Shut up. Oh, my God! 413 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,102 Chloe's favorite massage therapist? 414 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,603 She wants something called the pounder? 415 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,372 Oh, no. VAN: Yep. 416 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,107 Did I mention Gary finally dropped us? 417 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,409 He's taking his next book to HarperCollins. 418 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,044 Uh, 90 minutes with Mary. 419 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,612 Van, let me call you back. 420 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,165 ¿Qué pasa? 421 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,683 I-It's about when I get paid for my novel. 422 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,485 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when Jane 423 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,121 finally got her check. 424 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,123 I don't get $50,000 425 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,357 all at once. 426 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,625 I get $5,000 now, 427 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,660 another five when I turn in my first draft, 428 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:13,531 and the rest after the book is published. 429 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,134 Holy crap! I just quit my job. 430 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,536 I need to get my job back! 431 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,144 (groans) Of course I need to get it back. RAFAEL: Why? 432 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,614 You hate that job. ABBEY: You have been complaining about it forever. 433 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,082 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oops. Sorry. My bad again. 434 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,417 Maybe this could be a good thing. 435 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,785 It's just that publishing jobs 436 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,787 are so hard to find, especially in Miami. 437 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,489 And I know Chloe hasn't filled my position yet. 438 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,091 Here's a thought. 439 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,626 Our new lounge manager isn't working out. 440 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,127 You could replace him. 441 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,429 Oh... God, no. 442 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,764 Why not? I left waitressing behind. 443 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,599 This isn't waitressing; this is management. 444 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,334 This is a step up in responsibility and pay. 445 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,137 A wrong step. A step backwards, or sideways. 446 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,442 Mateo, use your words. 447 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,444 Help me! 448 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,578 Please. 449 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,813 Please! 450 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,581 I just need 451 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,852 to do some intense groveling, and... hope it works. 452 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,154 Okay, the basket's all done. 453 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,156 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw. Jane's first apology basket. 454 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,225 Let's see what she's giving Chloe. 455 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,729 What do you think? 456 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,798 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Not bad for a first-timer. 457 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,268 Chloe loves vintage jewelry. 458 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,477 (phone vibrates) 459 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,580 (breathes deeply) 460 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,850 Yeah. 461 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,252 My interview with Dennis is scheduled for tomorrow. 462 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,187 (sighs) 463 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,891 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: As it happens, friends, 464 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,893 Dennis did stop by to check on Jane. 465 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,429 So, did you go to the pickup game? Yeah. 466 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,431 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And it turned into a regular thing. 467 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,866 Stayed five minutes, then I left. 468 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,400 Why? 469 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,136 Some guy asked where The Gunner was. 470 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,303 The Gunner? Mm-hmm. 471 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,272 That was Michael's nickname on the court. 472 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,275 Because he was always gunning. 473 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,610 The dude would never pass. 474 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,146 (chuckles) Seriously? 475 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,148 I didn't know Michael was such a ball hog. 476 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,217 Oh, yeah. He made a lot, and he missed a lot. 477 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,153 But he just kept shooting. 478 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,221 (chuckles) 479 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,558 So... 480 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,194 you ready to go through his things? 481 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,562 (exhales) 482 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,930 (softly): Yeah. 483 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,467 And thank you for being here for this. 484 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,902 Of course. 485 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,570 (panting, sighing) 486 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,240 (exhales) 487 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,509 I just have to get through this stupid interview. 488 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,511 RAFAEL: Just breathe. 489 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,880 Don't tell me to breathe, Rafael. 490 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,716 My breathing is not the problem. The problem is Elvis. 491 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,319 The demotion didn't work. He's also a horrible waiter. 492 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,188 If you won't fire him, I will. 493 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,356 No, don't. You can't. 494 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,226 I'll find some other place for him. 495 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,295 Why do you care so much? 496 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,198 I just... do. 497 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,200 That's all. 498 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,368 Okay. Fine. 499 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,837 Look, I... met Elvis in prison. 500 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,540 Oh, my God. Prison? Don't freak out. 501 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,209 It was a nonviolent crime. Oh, you-you hired... 502 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,443 He's a good guy. He just needs a chance. 503 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,844 ...an ex-con to work in a kids' hotel? 504 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,380 Why? Why do we have to give him a chance? 505 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,216 Because it's really tough for ex-cons to get work. 506 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,351 And he has restaurant experience. 507 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,752 I was just trying to do a good thing. 508 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,588 If it makes you feel better, I'll just put him 509 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,924 in maintenance, okay, away from the kids and the cash. 510 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,894 Fine. Maintenance. 511 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,330 And I'm running a background check. 512 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,332 (phones vibrate, chime) 513 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,566 Oh, my God, it worked. 514 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,901 Your plan actually worked. 515 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,970 "High praise to the owners of the Marbella 516 00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,538 "for raising $12,000 517 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,974 "in honor of their deceased employee, 518 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,575 Scott Archuletta." 519 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,544 "Chuck Chesser, owner of the Fairwick Hotel, 520 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,313 "where the body was found, has refused to comment. 521 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,250 "His conspicuous absence from the Marbella memorial 522 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,384 raises the question: 523 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,786 Could the Fairwick be covering something?" 524 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,659 I lied, and I covered it up, and I'm just so sorry, 525 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,362 but, Xo, please, just call me back. 526 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,030 (sighs) 527 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,332 You! I know what you did! 528 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,900 What are you talking about? 529 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,470 You sent that video to Xo, and now our relationship 530 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,838 is ruined! 531 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,339 I don't know anything about a video. 532 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,975 You're a liar! I should have never trusted you! 533 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,379 I didn't do it, Rogelio, I swear! 534 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,347 It was probably Tripp. 535 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:26,984 Come on. You said the only way you'd keep doing the show is 536 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,020 if we made it kinder and gentler. 537 00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:31,422 And I agreed, because I need you. 538 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,427 It wasn't me, I promise. 539 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,064 Okay. 540 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,366 Okay? 541 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,602 Now can we deal with this after 542 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,304 and get this scene shot? 543 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,007 All right, let's do this! 544 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,342 And action! 545 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,046 Close your eyes, my love. 546 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:58,015 I made it myself. 547 00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,583 (gasps) 548 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,952 It's my apology for being jealous of the cabana boy. 549 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,422 I'm sorry. 550 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,591 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of apologies... 551 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,327 looks like Jane's got 552 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,662 her "please give me my job back" heels on. 553 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,099 Oh, what are you doing here? 554 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,702 Please. I just want to talk to you. 555 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,537 And Van told me that you threw out my basket. 556 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,706 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Good thing Alba kept her earrings. 557 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,875 And since you won't let me past reception, 558 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,478 and I know your schedule, I... 559 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,714 Geez, you have to have, like, an engineering degree 560 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,082 to get this... up. 561 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:33,684 I got it. (chuckles) 562 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,519 Look, Chloe... 563 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,955 I just want to say that I am so sorry 564 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,957 that I quit, and I... (loud dance music begins) 565 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,409 Okay. 566 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:42,860 Are you ready to be your best self today? 567 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,395 Let's make every minute count. 568 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,863 Out of the saddle! 569 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,065 (dance music continues) 570 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:56,474 We're almost at the crest of Mount Fuji, people! 571 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:05,082 You're almost there! You own this mountain! 572 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,084 Today is your day! (talking under loud music) 573 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,886 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know! I can't hear her, either. 574 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,588 I assume she's apologizing. 575 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:11,622 Or hyperventilating. 576 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:12,623 INSTRUCTOR: Whoo! 577 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,792 You made it to the top. 578 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,427 Now break away from the pack. 579 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,661 (groans) 580 00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:18,829 (music stops) Wow. 581 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,831 That was intense. 582 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:24,635 Do they provide a wheelchair, or do you just crawl out? 583 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:28,139 Chloe... please, can we talk? 584 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:29,573 Just wait. 585 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,941 No, just give me a second! 586 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,510 (groans) Okay. 587 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:33,611 (grunts) 588 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:36,514 Are you kidding me right now? 589 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,481 (grunts) 590 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:38,582 Wait! 591 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,785 (panting) Chloe! 592 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:42,186 Wait. I know I was rash. 593 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,754 I got caught up in the excitement 594 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,424 of getting a book deal, and I shouldn't have quit. 595 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:49,460 But I know you haven't found a replacement, and let's face it, 596 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,662 no one knows you better than I do. Please. 597 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,197 No. 598 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,833 I can get Gary back. 599 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:56,901 I'm listening. 600 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,869 I know him. He trusts me. 601 00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,605 Remember, I got him to add commas into The Golden Hour, 602 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,140 even though he's morally opposed to commas? 603 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:06,110 And you yourself said that it made the book readable. 604 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,812 Just give me a chance. 605 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,947 Hey, what do you have to lose? 606 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:13,717 Fine. If you can get Gary back, you can have your job back. 607 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:16,887 (car door closes) 608 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,996 Hey, Gary, I was hoping that we could meet for a drink. 609 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:29,600 And, look, I know that you already made your decision, 610 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,069 but I just wanted to talk to you about it, okay? 611 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,738 Uh, call me back. 612 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,943 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Deep breaths, Jane. 613 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:41,011 I've been doing it, too, and I am definitely 614 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,080 finding narrating a lot less stressful this episode. 615 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,082 Usually I'm like, "There's so much exposition. 616 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,251 How can I fit it all in?" 617 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:48,953 How's Lindsay? That's his fiancée. 618 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,254 She's a third-year resident at Miami General. 619 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,823 They met in college. 620 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,159 See? Stress-free exposition. 621 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,827 She's fine. Busy with work. 622 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,096 Thanks for asking. 623 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:00,798 About what happened the other day... 624 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,000 I just want to get this over with. 625 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,837 So, what kind of guy was Scott? Did you like him? 626 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,906 Was he trustworthy? (pen clicks) 627 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,910 I really think you'll feel better 628 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:14,011 after going through this stuff. 629 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,080 JANE: I hope so. 630 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,623 I could have sworn 631 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,691 I had another box buried (camera clicking) 632 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,693 in the back of the closet somewhere. 633 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,762 No rush. I've got all day. 634 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,964 (camera clicking) 635 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:36,166 What the hell do you think you're doing? 636 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,969 Are you spying on me?! Jane, there's been an ongoing investigation 637 00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,772 into whether Michael was connected to Sin Rostro. He didn't do anything! 638 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,108 I'm just trying to clear his name! No! Just get out! 639 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,143 DENNIS (echoing): Jane? Was he trustworthy? 640 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,113 Oh. 641 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:14,138 (sighs) 642 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:33,657 Mm. 643 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,304 Hmm. 644 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,354 RAFAEL: Who are you? 645 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,423 I'm a momtrepreneur! 646 00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,425 Hold one second for Anna! 647 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,831 Are you worried about your boyfriend? 648 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,800 He's not my boyfriend. 649 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,101 And, no, I'm worried about us. 650 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,836 If this is ruled a... 651 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,139 M-U-R-D-E-R, 652 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,675 this is going to be very bad for everyone. 653 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,143 We don't need cops hanging around our hotel for months. 654 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,712 My God, do you have to film everything they do? 655 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,147 In a few years, you'll be glad 656 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,249 I have all these recordings. 657 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,853 Krishna! 658 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,990 Find out every event that happened here 659 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,426 in the days around Scott's death-- uh, weddings, parties, 660 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:17,294 bar mitzvahs, everything. I want a list. 661 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:19,163 And we need to contact everyone on that list 662 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:20,297 to get their recordings. 663 00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:24,368 (women laughing, squealing) 664 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,093 Ladies, this is for my sizzle reel, 665 00:28:32,094 --> 00:28:34,111 so would you mind screaming when you see me across the room? 666 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,246 One of you can even burst into tears 667 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,082 if that feels right. (women laughing) 668 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,783 ROGELIO: Of course I have the footage, 669 00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:41,785 and I'll be happy to help. I know all about detective work 670 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,754 from my time as Detective Christian Contreras 671 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,856 in the smash hit telenovela Investigando El Peligro! 672 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:48,292 I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish. 673 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:49,760 Oh. Investigating Danger. 674 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,128 Right. Yeah, well, hopefully. 675 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,796 Well, since you were shooting all over 676 00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:53,964 the hotel that night, I'm just hoping 677 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:55,332 we'll find some footage of Scott. 678 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,167 I'm sorry. Can you please slow down? 679 00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,135 Hmm? 680 00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:00,170 Your accent is very strong. 681 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,407 Ooh, I love this part! You laugh at a port? 682 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,975 Why would I laugh at a parrot? 683 00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,210 No. I'm just saying this is such a gem. 684 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:07,778 Can't you go to the gym later? 685 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:09,346 There's hours and hours of footage here. Or what? 686 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,115 What? Please just slow down. 687 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:13,951 Wait! This is it! 688 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:14,951 I know. This is the money shot. 689 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,003 I love it. I look amazing. 690 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,053 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But that's not 691 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,123 what Petra was looking at. 692 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,199 Rogelio's footage shows Scott so drunk, the bachelorettes 693 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:32,069 were telling him to slow down. But he didn't. 694 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:33,070 He just said... 695 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,439 Maybe I'll go for a swim. 696 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:38,842 The cops said it's most likely an accidental drowning. 697 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:40,911 You starting to like me, Solano? 698 00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:42,045 What? 699 00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:43,247 'Cause you're working awful hard 700 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:44,815 to help me if you're not. 701 00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:48,418 Bad publicity for you is bad publicity for the Marbella. 702 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,854 That's all this is. 703 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:53,257 DARCI (moans): Oh! 704 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,793 That oil is so slippery and delicious. 705 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:57,995 Can you rub it... even lower? 706 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,331 ROGELIO: I should have never trusted you! 707 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,834 DARCI: I didn't do anything! 708 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:06,436 Wow. It looks like we actually got in a fight. 709 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,005 Yeah. 710 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,473 Tripp pieced it together. 711 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,108 It works, I guess. 712 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:13,811 Oh, good. The show needs some more drama. 713 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,879 You guys were right. 714 00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,581 I am factored back in! 715 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,249 You serious? 716 00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:20,484 What changed? 717 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,586 Xo. 718 00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:24,254 I realized she's never gonna forgive me. 719 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:25,989 So you know what? I'm done apologizing. 720 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:30,060 So I'm glad you sent that tape, to end things once and for all. 721 00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:31,061 Thank you. 722 00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,095 You're welcome. 723 00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:33,997 Aha! I knew it! 724 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,599 I knew you did it! 725 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,968 Okay, you got me. I lied. 726 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:41,038 And here's the thing-- I don't care. 727 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,340 (sighs) Darci, come on. 728 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,375 How did things get so bad between us? 729 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:49,046 I unfroze an egg, you had a panic attack and bailed. 730 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:51,915 Well, technically, that was not a panic attack. 731 00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:53,884 Now, Jane has... 732 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:54,918 It defrosted! 733 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:04,161 I just didn't want to have a baby with you. 734 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,230 So you said. 735 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,498 Do you think it's easy for me to do this show? 736 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,534 I'm miserable. 737 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,502 But here's the silver lining. 738 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,538 Now I'm famous. 739 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,807 And fame-- 740 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:19,075 it really does a great job of masking that empty feeling. 741 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,915 Well, I'm done, Darci. 742 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,516 You can't quit. 743 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,252 You signed a contract! 744 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,558 What's Papa apologizing to me for? 745 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,093 JANE: Don't worry about it. 746 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:39,496 Just take the gift and say thank you. 747 00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:41,965 Can we color a little? 748 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,067 One page, then bedtime. 749 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,377 (panting softly) 750 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,515 A... giraffe. 751 00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:00,217 (echoing): Mommy, are you okay? 752 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:01,451 (gasping) 753 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,654 Mommy? Mommy? 754 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:06,957 Oh. 755 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:08,392 Mommy? 756 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,294 Sorry, hon. 757 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,462 You had that face. Were you thinking about Michael? 758 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,133 A little, yeah. 759 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:19,136 How come now? 760 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,104 Well, I saw someone that was mean to him, 761 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,472 and it made me mad. 762 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,574 Did you use your words? 763 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:29,379 You know, I really didn't. 764 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,415 You should. 765 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,116 You're right. 766 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,584 I will. 767 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,087 Oh, you. 768 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:38,522 (sniffles) 769 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:49,633 Okay. Mommy asked him to talk. 770 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,337 (phone chimes) 771 00:32:57,643 --> 00:33:02,145 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here... now. 772 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:06,016 I know. I was expecting, like, a cafe or something. 773 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:07,985 Why are we here? 774 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,653 I figure if you're gonna keep hitting me, 775 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,555 at least you can wear gloves. 776 00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:14,324 Look, I just want to talk. I'm not gonna hit you again. 777 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,728 Fine. I just want to explain my side of the story. 778 00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:19,480 When Michael passed away, 779 00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:21,231 I joined the department's investigation to... 780 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,666 No, you're right. I do want to hit you. 781 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,167 Give me those gloves. 782 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:30,607 Don't forget to practice. 783 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:35,212 I don't want to talk to you. I know. I know. 784 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,480 I just wanted to tell you, 785 00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:38,115 I've been doing some soul searching, 786 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,584 and I realize I've lost my way. 787 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,586 Yeah. No kidding. 788 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:45,188 I just want to go back to how things were before I became 789 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:48,225 this crazy famous reality TV star, 790 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:50,427 when I was just a simple internationally famous 791 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,762 telenovela star. 792 00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:54,564 And I'm gonna try to get back to that guy. 793 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,533 And he was honest. 794 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:59,603 And if I'm honest, 795 00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:03,607 I think I agreed to the cut because I was jealous. 796 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:06,643 You had just moved in with Bruce, 797 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:10,047 and I think I wanted to hurt you. 798 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:15,218 And I'm so sorry. 799 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,190 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And from one troubled friendship 800 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,358 to another. 801 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,194 Oh, wow! Look at Jane! 802 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:26,129 She's pummeling him! 803 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:29,699 In her mind. (bell dings) 804 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:30,834 In reality... 805 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:33,770 You are such a jerk! 806 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,072 I'm so mad at you. 807 00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:36,206 Whoa. 808 00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,674 No kicking. Sorry. 809 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,509 I know you're mad. 810 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:40,811 Punch me back. 811 00:34:40,813 --> 00:34:42,245 No. You can use me 812 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,347 and betray me-- that's punching me! 813 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:46,516 I didn't use you. 814 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:47,517 You did! 815 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:48,685 I trusted you, 816 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,687 and you went through Michael's stuff! 817 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:51,788 I had to. 818 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,657 What-- you had to spy on him? 819 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:55,425 I was trying to clear his name. 820 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,561 The whole time, I was trying to clear his name. 821 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,496 I don't believe that. It's true. 822 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:01,364 There was an investigation. You didn't have to work it. 823 00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:02,833 Would you want someone else to? 824 00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:05,202 You could have told me! I was trying to protect you. 825 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:07,571 I don't need protecting! 826 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,573 Not now, but then. 827 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:11,174 You were having panic attacks every day! 828 00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:12,309 (bell dings) 829 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,719 I'm sorry, again. 830 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:25,589 Not your fault. 831 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:28,325 (sighs) 832 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:31,194 You're right. 833 00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:34,231 I was in a different place then. 834 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:36,867 (sighs) 835 00:35:36,869 --> 00:35:39,503 It just sucked, because you were the one person 836 00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:41,805 that I could talk to or could-- 837 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:44,374 I don't know-- tell me new things 838 00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:48,178 about Michael, things I didn't know. 839 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:51,448 Hearing that he was a ball hog, or... 840 00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:56,753 ...what he said after our first date or whatever. 841 00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:01,892 It just kept him alive a little. 842 00:36:01,894 --> 00:36:03,460 I know. 843 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:07,397 Well, I'm here every Tuesday, 844 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,332 if you ever get the urge to talk, 845 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,335 or, you know, hit me again. 846 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,274 Maybe I will. 847 00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:19,643 So should we talk about Scott? 848 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:22,812 Nah. We actually ruled it an accident this morning. 849 00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:26,349 Really? 'Cause I had a list of, like, 50 suspects in mind. 850 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,621 Yep. The Marbella is totally off the hook. 851 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:32,923 The Fairwick, too. 852 00:36:32,925 --> 00:36:34,491 JANE: That's great. 853 00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:36,226 I'm so happy for you. 854 00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:38,428 Oh. How is Mateo? Did he go down without a fight? 855 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,829 We went a few rounds, 856 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,431 but Fuzzy Bunny finally talked him into it. 857 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,833 Oh, Fuzzy Bunny is such a creep. 858 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:45,302 (Funny Bunny voice): It hurts my feelings 859 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:46,770 when you say that about me, Jane. 860 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:49,339 (laughs): Creepy. 861 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:51,841 (laughs) JANE: Oh, that reminds me, 862 00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:54,711 I'm going to be a little late tomorrow picking him up. 863 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,313 I'm meeting Gary for breakfast. 864 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:57,881 I'm going to ply him with mimosas, 865 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,883 and get him to come back to Chloe. Hmm? 866 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,318 Jane, stop. 867 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,420 Just come manage the lounge. 868 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:04,454 I can't. 869 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,389 Why? You'd be good at it. 870 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,557 Plus, you love everybody there. 871 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:10,260 I have to think long-term, career-wise. 872 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:12,362 This isn't about your career, this is just to buy time. 873 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:13,430 You don't know that. 874 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:14,764 What are you talking about? 875 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,932 You just got a book deal. 876 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,467 W-Which might not go anywhere. 877 00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:18,735 What? 878 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,537 Hit books are few and far between. 879 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:23,406 And if it doesn't happen for me, 880 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:24,975 then I'd be a lounge manager, 881 00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:27,477 as opposed to someone working in the publishing industry. 882 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,446 You're talking about if you fail. 883 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,281 I'm being practical. 884 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:32,882 What happened to following your dreams? 885 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,254 Well, y-you know, I... 886 00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:38,755 I had a dream. 887 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,625 ♪ ♪ 888 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:43,627 RAFAEL: I know. 889 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:45,395 But you do have other ones. 890 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:47,664 And I won't let you get stuck in the lounge. 891 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:49,332 Okay? 892 00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:50,967 Two years and you're out. 893 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,469 Promise? 894 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,437 Promise. 895 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:57,607 Because you'd want me to tell you if you were stuck. 896 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,609 Exactly. 897 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,910 You're stuck. 898 00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,746 At work, you're basically Petra's bitch. 899 00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:04,748 And I say that with full respect 900 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,383 for Petra. 901 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:07,817 You're not gonna turn back into greedy, 902 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:09,653 shady, amoral Rafael 903 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,688 just because you care about the Marbella. 904 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:15,458 Greedy, shady, amoral Rafael? 905 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,994 Paraphrasing. Just think about it. 906 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:21,331 LATIN LOVE NARRATOR: Which he did, for the record. 907 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:24,434 So just like that? 908 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,470 After a year of "you decide," you want to start weighing in. 909 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,440 Yes. I'm ready. 910 00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:32,942 Well, it's about time. 911 00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:35,445 ABBEY: See? I knew she'd be happy. 912 00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:37,080 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, God. Sorry, again. 913 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:39,349 So embarrassing. I should look into this. 914 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:41,418 Well, he actually has good ideas sometimes. 915 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,353 Wow. High praise. 916 00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:44,754 But he has to lose the beard, right? 917 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:45,755 Oh, absolutely. 918 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,390 Yeah. 919 00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:48,758 It's a prerequisite. 920 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,428 I'm going back to telenovelas, Mateo. 921 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:54,631 You are too young to remember, but Papa played some epic roles. 922 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:57,734 So my next role needs to be even bigger. 923 00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:00,837 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or much, much, much smaller. 924 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:06,476 But we're not there yet. 925 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:08,411 Ooh, it's my agent. 926 00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:09,546 Hi, Barry. 927 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:10,513 Hi, Barry. 928 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,850 Oh. 929 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,719 I see. 930 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,420 Okay. 931 00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:18,722 Thank you. 932 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,826 What's wrong? 933 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,561 It's nothing. 934 00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:26,663 Tell me. I want to be factored in. 935 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,565 Hmm. 936 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:31,634 I'm being sued for $10 million for breach of contract. 937 00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:34,137 That sounds bad. Can you send them a basket? 938 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:36,673 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: If the basket is full of $10 million. 939 00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:38,408 Sonia, can you cover six and seven 940 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,909 for Joey until he gets back from break? 941 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,011 Yeah, no problem. Thank you. 942 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:44,748 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep. Rocking that manager job. 943 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:51,588 And in that instant, friends, Jane was reminded of Michael. 944 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:55,558 And dare I say, it felt a little like a sign. 945 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,727 The first in a long time. 946 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,028 (sighs) 947 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,163 Found it. 948 00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:01,531 (chuckles) 949 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,099 RAFAEL: Okay. 950 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,468 Now that you've made it through your first day, 951 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:06,903 I am officially giving you 952 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,572 your one-year, 51-week, six-day notice. 953 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:10,774 That won't be necessary, because I will have quit 954 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:11,908 in a blaze of glory by then, 955 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,610 because I am a writer. 956 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:15,478 I have a book deal. 957 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,846 A messenger sent over the paperwork and everything. 958 00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:18,548 Huh? (mimics explosion) 959 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:19,449 (squeals) 960 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,451 PETRA: What's all this? 961 00:40:21,453 --> 00:40:23,119 They're flowers. 962 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:24,621 It's what someone brings when he's taking 963 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:25,755 someone else on a date, 964 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,124 which is what I'm gonna do. 965 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,461 Just take your pants off. 966 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:33,463 You don't need to take me to dinner first. 967 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,465 (chuckles): No. 968 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:36,866 I want to go out. 969 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,469 A proper date. 970 00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:42,038 Come on. 971 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,773 You wouldn't have tried to help my hotel 972 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:46,776 if you didn't "like me" like me. 973 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,612 Fine. 974 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:53,750 Maybe I... "like you" like you. 975 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,785 You happy? 976 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:04,828 I'll pick you up at 7:00. 977 00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:15,188 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm. 978 00:41:15,189 --> 00:41:16,839 Looks like something's troubling Petra. 979 00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:18,975 I wonder what it could be. 980 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,910 Sorry. I'm just being coy. 981 00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,579 I know what it is. 982 00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:23,580 I'll show you. 983 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,648 (thunder crashes) 984 00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:41,531 Yep. Petra's been hiding something. 985 00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:42,932 And she's not the only one. 986 00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,868 That was close. 987 00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:47,737 It would've been bad for us if they'd ruled it a murder. 988 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:48,905 I know. 989 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:50,540 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear. 990 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,208 What the hell are you up to, Rafael?