1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,768 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, let's do this thing. 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:05,237 As you know, Jane married Michael, 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:06,472 but then he was shot. 4 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:07,740 And even though he recovered, 5 00:00:07,742 --> 00:00:10,175 he didn't pass the physical for work, 6 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,477 so he couldn't be a detective anymore. 7 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:14,213 Bright side, he'd settled on a new career. 8 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,482 How about a lawyer? Exciting, huh? 9 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:20,119 Also exciting, Jane's father, Rogelio, met a matchmaker, 10 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,720 only he made a match with her... 11 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,222 or rather, a business arrangement. 12 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,124 Not to date, just to have a baby with. 13 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:28,227 But then he developed real feelings for Darci, 14 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:30,229 which was a big old no-no. But you got to get over it 15 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,931 if you want to have a baby with me. 16 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,632 And speaking of complicated relationships, 17 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,368 Xo is back together with her old flame, Bruce. 18 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,238 Oh, and Jane's baby daddy, Rafael, 19 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,773 he was dating Jane's cousin, Catalina, 20 00:00:40,775 --> 00:00:43,108 who Jane thought was pretty damn shady. 21 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:46,078 But she wasn't as shady as Petra's twin sister, Anezka. 22 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,248 You recall Anezka paralyzed Petra and then took her place, 23 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:53,285 and to make matters worse, she started dating Scott as Petra. 24 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,754 I know! Traumatic, right? 25 00:00:55,756 --> 00:01:00,125 So, when Petra finally woke up, well... she was pissed. 26 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:03,295 I was freaking paralyzed and nobody even noticed. 27 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,696 Oh, and one last thing... 28 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:05,831 Rafael recently found out 29 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,133 he wasn't really a Solano, 30 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,602 and then he discovered an addendum to his father's will, 31 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:13,105 leaving everything to his biological children, 32 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,074 which means if that will comes to light... 33 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:18,143 well, Rafael stands to lose a lot... 34 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,812 of money, that is. 35 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:22,514 Which, my friends, is where we left off. 36 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,717 It should be noted that Jane Gloriana Villanueva 37 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,486 knew her husband, well, 38 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,221 like she knew herself. 39 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:32,157 The Law Offices of Michael Cordero Jr. 40 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,692 I like the sound of that. 41 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:36,695 So, she knew when he decided to be a lawyer, 42 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,298 well, there was no stopping him... 43 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,599 MICHAEL: Though the evidence against the defendant 44 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,167 is circumstantial, 45 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,636 it does fit a pattern of behavior, Your Honor. 46 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,205 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: ...from pretending he already was one. 47 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,640 Objection! Your Honor, 48 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,309 the defendant is way too cute, 49 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,811 and the prosecution is way too sexy. 50 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,379 Objection sustained. 51 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,347 High fives. 52 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,748 So... 53 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,417 Good news and bad news. Good news, 54 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,486 you can take the LSAT at the end of this month. 55 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,554 Bad news, I got to take the LSAT at the end of the month 56 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,423 and I suck at tests. 57 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,558 Standardized testing is about learning the rules, the tricks. 58 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,727 You're trying to work in your SAT scores again, aren't you? 59 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,729 No... 60 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,264 but, Mateo, 61 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,665 Mommy did really well. 62 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,733 Let me help you. 63 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:18,137 No, no way. Recipe for disaster. 64 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:19,705 I just think it'd be smarter for us 65 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,440 to separate church and state, you know? Yeah. 66 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:22,875 You're probably right. 67 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:25,410 But maybe you can make me one of your patented calendars. 68 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:26,445 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, 69 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,880 it was the most romantic thing 70 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:29,548 he could have said. 71 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,483 It just so happens that I'm making myself one 72 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,885 to finish my thesis. 73 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:34,553 Add me in. 74 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,622 (gasps) I'd love to. 75 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,591 Good... and schedule in lots of sex. 76 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,759 Which she did, for the record... 77 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,494 Mmm. 78 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,630 ...as reward incentive for lots and lots of studying. 79 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:48,233 And I have to say, so far, separating church and state 80 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:49,501 has proved highly productive... 81 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,470 (laughs) I can't believe it. 82 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,472 I actually finished a draft of my novel. 83 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:54,740 ...for church, anyway. 84 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,875 Congrats, babe. 85 00:02:56,877 --> 00:03:00,312 State... has taken a more laid-back approach, 86 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,948 which is totally stressing church out. 87 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,516 So, what's on the agenda today? 88 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,186 Uh, same. Just hitting the books. 89 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:09,188 Oh, did I tell you 90 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,455 I got an e-mail confirming my interview 91 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:11,657 with Putnam Law School on Wednesday? 92 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,458 What? No. 93 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,260 You never mentioned. No! Run. 94 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,528 Run. Come on. 95 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,830 Michael, Putnam's the ideal law school. 96 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,399 It's one of the good ones. 97 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,833 It's cheaper and close to where we live. 98 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,602 I know, that's why I'm busting my butt studying. 99 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:27,673 The-the game helps me relax and focus. 100 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:31,210 Weren't you gonna drop your novel off with your mom? 101 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,217 Which, for the record, is exactly what she planned to do. 102 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,685 Hey, Dad. Where's Mom? 103 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:40,953 I want to give her my... 104 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:43,855 Bracelet. Mom... 105 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,958 wanted to borrow it. She was running late 106 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,359 coming back from Bruce's. 107 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,627 Shoot, I can't wait. 108 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:51,330 I can't wait, either. 109 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,397 ALBA: Mm-hmm. 110 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,567 Bye-bye, bracelet. 111 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,302 I came here to invite everyone 112 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,638 to the last day of shooting for Tiago. 113 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,409 Okay, to be honest, I'm also here to soak in 114 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,412 all of these lovely family vibes 115 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,547 before I see Darci again. 116 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:09,982 Is it time? 117 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,355 To explain: Rogelio had not seen Darci 118 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,724 since his feelings... mm, came up. 119 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,026 Oh, my! 120 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,930 These three weeks apart were just what I needed. 121 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:28,500 Whenever my feelings for her would... arise, 122 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,601 I tamped them down 123 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,869 and reminded myself 124 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,437 what I'm fighting for: 125 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,674 our potential child. 126 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,409 Dad, what is that? 127 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,678 A composite baby-- half me, 128 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,946 half Darci. Uy. 129 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:41,947 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And 100% creepy. 130 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,048 Yeah. 131 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,416 I can't even look at it. 132 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,917 And luckily I don't have to. 133 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,720 Aw, there's the cutest face on the planet. 134 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,922 Okay, he's cute, too. 135 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:53,425 WOMAN: Wow! 136 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,360 He's really putting words together. 137 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:56,628 (chuckles): Yeah, geez. 138 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,630 Chauncy, what do you say? 139 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,732 Mom... 140 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,901 That was a full sentence. 141 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,002 I mean, I can hardly 142 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,771 understand him, but... 143 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,539 sure, that's a full sentence. 144 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,341 Is Jules talking? Not like that. 145 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:10,642 I mean, "mama, dada." 146 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,345 Exactly. "Ball." "Up." 147 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,013 "Baba" for "bottle." "Doggie." 148 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,015 Maybe, like, 20 words. Whoa. 149 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,051 (gasps) 21. 150 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,919 (laughs) 151 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,788 Don't stress. All kids learn at different rates. 152 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,023 Yeah. I'm not stressed. 153 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,628 Mateo! Don't put that rock in your mouth! 154 00:05:29,652 --> 00:05:35,652 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 155 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,372 RAFAEL: A sentence? 156 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:43,041 I mean, the grammar was all over the place, but yes. 157 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,811 Huh. Should we check in with Dr. Garcia? 158 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:48,113 If you think so. 159 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,415 You've already made an appointment. 160 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,084 11:30 tomorrow. Mm-hmm. 161 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:54,820 Come on, Mateo, let's go play with your sisters. 162 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,421 Have fun, 163 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:57,823 Mr. Sweetface. Bye! 164 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,825 Oh-ho. 165 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,993 So, where's Cat? 166 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:05,464 The days when I have three kids aren't really her speed. 167 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,399 Gotcha. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'll remind you, 168 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,668 Catalina isn't really Jane's speed these days. 169 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,738 But since you asked... I'm gonna end things with her. 170 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,639 Oh, really? 171 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,541 Stop pretending-- you're obviously happy. 172 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,876 I'm not. 173 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,145 Okay, fine, I'm a little happy. 174 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,546 Unless you're sad. 175 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,748 I'm fine. 176 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,816 I just don't need the distraction right now. 177 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:28,153 Actually, there's, um, something else 178 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,455 I wanted to tell you. 179 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,958 A few weeks ago, I found an addendum 180 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,960 to my father's will, 181 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,561 and I've decided to probate it. 182 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:40,098 I'm meeting with my lawyer on Friday, and... 183 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,802 you know, after that, things could change for me. 184 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,470 Financially. 185 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:46,872 Substantially. 186 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:51,510 Whatever happens, you'll be fine. 187 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,812 We'll all be fine. 188 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:57,048 RAFAEL: Thanks. That means a lot to me. 189 00:06:58,152 --> 00:06:59,751 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh. 190 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,421 Someone doesn't look fine. 191 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,556 But she sure does. 192 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,430 Ah! Petra, darling! 193 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:13,765 To catch you up, 194 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,901 these two first met about three weeks ago. 195 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,870 Hello there. I'm Catalina, and I just thought 196 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,706 I should introduce myself, because I'm dating Rafael and... 197 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,042 redesigning the hotel menu! 198 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,710 (laughs) Anything else? 199 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,913 I'm also Jane's cousin. 200 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,582 Oh. You went shopping on Ocean Drive. 201 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,584 (laughs): Oh, no, I'm not a hundred! 202 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,786 I love your watch. 203 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,987 Trés chic. 204 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:39,524 Mm. So, I have a proposition for you. 205 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,159 Sexual? 206 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,028 Financial. 207 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,530 (laughs): Oh, what makes you think I need money? 208 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,799 I googled your ex-husband. 209 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,769 Oh, please, there's no other reason you'd marry that guy. 210 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,704 Trust me, I'd know. 211 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,140 (cash register rings) 212 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,542 So, Rafael's ending things with you. 213 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,811 And Jane couldn't be happier about it. 214 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,481 And clearly, you're trying 215 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,216 to manipulate me. 216 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:06,718 Oh, I... absolutely am. 217 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,820 You see, we're alike, you and I, 218 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,856 so I know an opportunist when I see one. 219 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,958 And if a situation's not working, you might as well see 220 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,593 what you can get out of it, hmm? 221 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,561 Well, here's what you can get. 222 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:20,699 $10,000. And all you have to do is take Rafael away 223 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,967 for one night. 224 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:24,970 (bell dings, doors open) 225 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:27,205 I'll think about it. 226 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,575 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, she's a hard one to read. 227 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:32,577 JANE: Promise you'll read it soon. 228 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,579 I just need to know if I can give it to Abuela. 229 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,114 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You'll recall Jane's novel is 230 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,116 loosely based on her grandmother's feud 231 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,785 with her family in Venezuela. Mm. I'm sure she'll love it. 232 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:43,622 Hmm. She seems weirdly into it. 233 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,123 Ah, yes, I almost forgot. 234 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,259 These two are still in the honeymoon phase. 235 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:49,528 Lots of PDA. 236 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,063 My bracelet? 237 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,133 So, I guess I should head home. 238 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,135 Is Michael still irritable? 239 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,904 So irritable. 240 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,939 Which I get. LSATs are grueling. 241 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:04,042 Oh, yeah. I was so stressed, my ulcer had an ulcer. 242 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,278 Then I got to the first year of law school and I realized, 243 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,079 ha, that was nothin'. 244 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,782 I basically lived in the law library. 245 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,851 And then it was 90 hours a week in the office racking up 246 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,120 billable hours, massive student debt. 247 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,223 God, it was hard. That's when my marriage really fell apart. 248 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,227 But you guys are gonna be fine. 249 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,195 Is that what it's gonna be like for the next three years? 250 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,764 Assuming he gets in. And if he doesn't, 251 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,866 he's gonna have to wait a whole year to reapply. 252 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,734 And his severance runs out in six months. 253 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,770 You're spiraling. I'm totally spiraling. 254 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,138 (whispers): I just feel really unsettled. 255 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,106 Talk to Michael. Share your anxiety. 256 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,909 Remember, he wants you to share your burdens with him. 257 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,078 You're my wife. 258 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,013 Let me help you. 259 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,682 Yeah, you're right. 260 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,983 MICHAEL: Why the hell 261 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,351 would you tell me this now? 262 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,320 You said to share things. Yeah, 263 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:50,889 but it's all about timing, Jane, and now is not a good time! 264 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:53,124 Telling me all your fears two weeks before 265 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,260 I have to take the biggest test of my life 266 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,895 is not helping me relax. 267 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,997 And I need to be relaxed to study, and I need 268 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,832 to study if I'm gonna get into law school. 269 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,802 Although, apparently, that's suddenly stressful for you, too. 270 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,670 So what's the point of any of this? 271 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,739 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well argued, Counselor. 272 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,146 I'm so sorry. I didn't even know 273 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:20,218 how stressed I was. No. No, I get it. 274 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,153 Yeah, of course you can tell me when you're stressed. 275 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,688 You know that, right? 276 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:24,689 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To refresh... 277 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:25,223 Why the hell... 278 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,157 Your fears... 279 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:26,925 ...is not helping... 280 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,760 Yeah. Totally. 281 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,996 And I'm also gonna sign up for an LSAT prep class. 282 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,665 I think it'll help me feel better prepared. I think 283 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,367 that's a great idea. 284 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,335 Maybe I'll try something, too. 285 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,238 Let me guess. Research? Making a list? 286 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,973 Yoga? Really? 287 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,141 Oh. Okay. 288 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,376 I'm trying to figure out how to relax. 289 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,844 And I researched. 290 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:46,978 I knew it. 291 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,113 And the classes at the Marbella 292 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,115 are very well-rated on Yelp. 293 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,950 Of course. You should go. Thank you. 294 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,952 Get ready. Next time you see me, 295 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,087 I'm gonna be all kinds of Zen. (chuckles) 296 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,722 Hey, guys. What's going on? 297 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,658 Hey. Hey there. You know, 298 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,992 it's probably nothing. But I noticed at Mateo's playgroup, 299 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,962 that the other kids have a lot of words. 300 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,065 Sentences, even. And he doesn't have any, just mama and dada. 301 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,300 And we know we're probably stressing for no reason. 302 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,302 Well, he should have a few more words than mama and dada. 303 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,238 Is he bilingual? 304 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,207 I talk to him in Spanish sometimes. My grandma does. 305 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,243 Sometimes kids who grow up in bilingual households 306 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:21,680 speak later, but then their language suddenly explodes. 307 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,081 It's great for their brain development. 308 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,349 That might be what's happening here. 309 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,051 (sighs) Either that, 310 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,253 or... 311 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,954 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Come on. Use your words. 312 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,824 Let's keep an eye on it for the next three months. 313 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,392 If the words still aren't coming, 314 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,095 we'll consider a speech pathologist. 315 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,831 Try not to stress, though. 316 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,900 It's not good for you. Or him. 317 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,003 XIOMARA: Geez. 318 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,971 How much yoga are you gonna do? 319 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,239 I don't know. A lot. 320 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,841 It's gonna make everything better. 321 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,076 Okay... 322 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,211 And I hate to stress you out more, 323 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,946 Oh, no. Ma. Hon. 324 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,415 There's no way you can show Abuela your novel as is. 325 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,484 Really? I love it 326 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,087 so much, but the way you describe her 327 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,289 and the whole feud with her sister... 328 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,225 It's fiction. You know how sensitive she is. 329 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,831 The difference between fiction and reality. 330 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,400 For instance, if I was a cobbler, 331 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,969 with a time portal, I would bring back modern tools 332 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:21,306 from the future to make cobbling easier, but since it's fiction, 333 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,174 it doesn't need to be perfectly accurate. 334 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,111 Because people take liberties. 335 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,445 You know? 336 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,080 Hmm. 337 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,854 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of... 338 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,022 Ladies, gentlemen. 339 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,865 Thank you for coming to the last taping 340 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,067 of Tiago. 341 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,201 (applause) WOMAN: Yeah! 342 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,537 Okay. 343 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,006 I've had trouble figuring out what to say 344 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,275 now that Tiago is ending. 345 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,545 What started as a cheap rip-off of Quantum Leap 346 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,248 has become much, much more. 347 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,850 And now, as I stand here, 348 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,986 back where it all began, 349 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,121 in this cobbler's shed, 350 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,991 I realize... 351 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:18,296 ...we cannot end it here, 352 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,198 absolutely not! 353 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,433 What? Sorry. 354 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,202 It just hit me. We can't end Tiago 355 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,804 in the exact same place it began. 356 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,807 Rogelio, we had five meetings about this. 357 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,175 You chose this. 358 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,476 Well, I unchoose it. 359 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,877 We can do better. 360 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:36,047 We have to do better. 361 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,550 You might want to take your dad with you to yoga. 362 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,318 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also in need of relaxing... 363 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,420 (gasps) 364 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,055 What the hell are you doing here? 365 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,890 I want to talk to you about Anezka. 366 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,158 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Deep breath, Petra. 367 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,393 Find your inner lotus. 368 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,497 Don't send her away. 369 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,065 I love her. 370 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,567 I just saw her the other day, and we still 371 00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,235 have a real connection. 372 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,369 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. You remember this... 373 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,238 I just wanted to say good-bye. 374 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,506 I missed you. 375 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,474 She's already gone. 376 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,109 And that wasn't Anezka, 377 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,945 you idiot, that was me. 378 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,315 That's right. 379 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,516 I know you and Rafael were working together 380 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,917 to screw me. 381 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,453 Get out of here, you vested vermin. 382 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,293 Ah, don't worry, baby. 383 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,096 Petra thinks you're gone. 384 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,435 Now what, my king? 385 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,304 Well, now we get some leverage on her, 386 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:37,208 so we can be together, out in the open forever. 387 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,614 DARCI: All right, Rogelio. 388 00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,449 It's been three weeks, where are we? 389 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,284 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Alas, the moment of truth. 390 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,419 Is there still a love connection here? 391 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,255 It's fine; I feel nothing. 392 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,192 Really? 393 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,127 Mm-hmm. (chuckles) 394 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,032 Uh-uh. 395 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,034 (whimpers quietly) 396 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,670 Okay. I have a boner. 397 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,238 Rogelio. 398 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,974 Not a physical boner, an emotional one. 399 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:14,045 An emo-ner, if you will. 400 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,947 I'm sorry. I have to be honest. 401 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,982 Yeah. I know. 402 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,352 Okay. 403 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,455 So it's a no-go on the kid. 404 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,959 For now. 405 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,662 Unless, perhaps... 406 00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,997 it were to happen eventually... 407 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,999 the old-fashioned way. 408 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,002 Can't we go on a date? See where this leads. 409 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,541 Fine. One date. 410 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,544 At this moment, I would love to grab you in my embrace 411 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,179 and kiss you, but I must ask first, 412 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,983 since Donald Trump has ruined romance for all of us. 413 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,085 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Along with a lot of other things. 414 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,055 Yes. 415 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,323 You can kiss me. 416 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,590 (groans) 417 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,631 INSTRUCTOR: Now remember, thoughts are just things to let go of, 418 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,367 so as a thought arises, 419 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,636 let it drift away as if on a cloud. 420 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,505 Inhale your worries... (inhales) 421 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,140 and exhale, let them go. 422 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,542 (exhales) 423 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,978 Inhale... 424 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,246 and exhale. 425 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,248 Inhale... 426 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,484 and exhale. 427 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,252 Can you scooch over? 428 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,154 Jane! 429 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:34,125 Scooch a little. 430 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,560 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Inhale and exhale, Jane. 431 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,429 INSTRUCTOR: And slowly transition into downward dog. 432 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,031 And exhale into the pose... 433 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,265 So I actually wanted to talk to you. 434 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,001 Now's not a great time. 435 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,435 I can't relax until it's sorted. 436 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,505 INSTRUCTOR: Good. Breathing in and out. 437 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,140 (inhales) 438 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,508 Inhale... 439 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,678 Calm... exhale your fear. 440 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,246 Did you actually say 441 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,782 you'd be happy if Rafael broke up with me? 442 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,183 Did he say that? 443 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,551 You haven't answered my question. 444 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,154 INSTRUCTOR: Now let's move into Kasyapasana. 445 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,655 Beginners just try a side plank. 446 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:08,793 I am not one to hold on to things. 447 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,695 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: How are you doing that? 448 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,363 So if you said it, I'd rather you just tell me. 449 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,431 Fine. I did. 450 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,433 I can't believe it. 451 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,601 Since you've been here you've constantly lied. 452 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,669 That is not... It is. And you know it. 453 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,138 You are a liar. 454 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,639 Why don't you step away 455 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,541 until you can... (inhales and exhales) 456 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,109 ...calm yourself down. 457 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,782 (inhales) 458 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,187 (knocking on door) 459 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,057 I'm in. 460 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,692 $10,000 and... 461 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,128 throw in your watch. 462 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,637 Afternoon. Buenos días. 463 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,705 Hey. 464 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,147 I haven't turned it in. I-I can make changes. 465 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,818 You did? 466 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,786 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whoa. I didn't see that coming. 467 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,167 Abuela. 468 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,254 (crying and laughing) 469 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,389 I'm so happy right now. 470 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,524 (both laughing) 471 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,127 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR (crying): Me, too. 472 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,233 Hey, Darci. 473 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,235 Oh, hi. 474 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,837 Hear you have a big date. 475 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,540 I'm actually really excited. 476 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,244 (Rogelio clears throat) 477 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,413 Thank you all for coming. 478 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,848 I'm sorry to announce we will not be filming 479 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,850 the Tiago finale today. 480 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,352 Thank you and drive safe. 481 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,320 DINA: Rogelio. 482 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,788 What are you doing? 483 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,357 Ending Tiago in outer space 484 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,459 on the International Space Station 485 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,895 in an homage to 2001: A Space Odyssey 486 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:26,731 is a dumb idea from a dumb film 487 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,666 I admit I do not understand 488 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,902 and should have never agreed to. 489 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,603 Well, you did. 490 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,872 Well, I un-agree. 491 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:35,940 I... 492 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,343 Xo, will you talk to him? 493 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,811 You're the only one who can get through to him 494 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,946 when he's like this. 495 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,749 Of course. 496 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,222 (printer grinding) 497 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,625 I thought you were done. 498 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,794 The deadline, your abuela liked it. 499 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,229 I found a few typos. Oh. 500 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,664 Got it. 501 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,149 So much extra did you have to pay 502 00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:02,633 for the world's loudest printer? (chuckles) 503 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,203 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here's a fun LSAT logic game: 504 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,745 Is the answer... (printer beeping) 505 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,381 Shoot. Another one. 506 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,385 Or C... 507 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,721 Seriously? 508 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,390 Sorry. Last time. 509 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,594 Okay. You know what? I'm gonna go to the coffee shop, okay? 510 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,397 Hmm. 511 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,701 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Looks like someone's having trouble letting go. 512 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,537 And speaking of letting go... 513 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,839 All right, Rafael, drop her like she's hot. 514 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,874 Listen, Rafael, we've been having loads of fun, 515 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,943 but we've come to the end of our road. 516 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,012 It's time for me to go. You're leaving? 517 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,580 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, that was easy. 518 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,282 Well, uh, if you 519 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,451 really feel you have to go... 520 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,453 But I thought maybe we could have 521 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,887 one last adventure together. 522 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,556 No strings attached. 523 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,957 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Don't do it, Rafael. 524 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,559 (laughing): I, uh... 525 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,727 happened to grab a few pamphlets 526 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,595 from the front desk... (exhales) 527 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,497 Things to do around Miami. 528 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,732 Pick one. 529 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,000 Oh, come on. 530 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,435 What do you have to lose? 531 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,271 We'll have great sex, great fun 532 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,306 and a great story to tell someday. 533 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,308 Our last hurrah. 534 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,877 Besides, you could use a proper adventure. 535 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,412 Couldn't you? 536 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,713 Close your eyes. 537 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,316 (both laughing) 538 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,917 (sighs) 539 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,654 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Man, I can't even watch this. 540 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,356 Hopefully, this is a happier date. 541 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,659 If we find ourselves overcome with desire 542 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,961 and are unable to make it through the entrees, 543 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,963 we can always finish our meal at home. 544 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:45,636 I, for one, am always ravenous after lovemaking. 545 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,005 Darci Rule Number 12-- never lay it on too thick. 546 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,607 It makes you look desperate. 547 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,510 Rogelio de la Vega is not now, 548 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,379 nor has he ever been, desperate. 549 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,981 Classic narcissism paired with 550 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,683 a third-person reference. I see it all the time 551 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,085 from my A-listers. I didn't think I'd get it from you, 552 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,555 though. Are you trying to say I'm not an A-lister? 553 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,324 Are you trying to say that you are? 554 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,392 Salad nicoise for the lady. 555 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:13,364 And seafood quartet for the gentleman. 556 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,433 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Man, that's a lot of fish. 557 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,605 Darci Rule Number 23-- 558 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,507 never order something you don't look 559 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,809 attractive eating. 560 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,410 Clearly you skipped that lesson. 561 00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:27,778 What's going on? 562 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,547 Why are you being so critical? 563 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,915 Hey, this is me. You want to date me, 564 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,483 you need to know exactly who I am. 565 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,884 Not all at once! 566 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,820 You hide this stuff on your first date. 567 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,922 Then, as someone starts to fall for you, 568 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,825 you slowly reveal all your quirks. 569 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,660 I just want to cut to the chase. 570 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,695 See if it's worth investing in this relationship or not. 571 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,431 Well, you're gonna be this critical, then the answer is no. 572 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:49,667 We should go our separate ways. 573 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:52,670 Or, you know, put me back in your dating pool, 574 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,839 since I paid for the three-month platinum plan. 575 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,708 Fine. And we'll just go back to the kid plan. 576 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,510 No. 577 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,379 Kids deserve to be treated 578 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,947 like A-listers, too. 579 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:06,117 And if you're gonna be this critical with me, well... 580 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,918 MICHAEL: No way. 581 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,021 I thought you were just gonna make a few little changes. 582 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:14,058 I was, but that led to a few bigger changes, and then 583 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,128 the whole thing started unraveling, and now I'm lost. 584 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,931 What's that? Essential oils from my new yoga 585 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,700 teacher who thought I needed to chill out. 586 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:25,469 She applies it to her temples. I'll try some of that. 587 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:28,472 Really need a good night's sleep for my interview tomorrow. Mmm. 588 00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:31,609 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, so just breathe that in and... 589 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:35,112 Wow. The oils really seem to be relaxing Michael. 590 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,548 Jane? Not so much. 591 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,184 She needs to go medical grade, in my opinion. 592 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,854 You know, I don't think you understand 593 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:47,091 how truly stressed Jane is, so I'm going to let you in. 594 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,760 JANE: Oh, good. Michael's sleeping. 595 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:53,030 Good for him. I'm glad he can sleep. 596 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:55,733 I'm so happy about that. 597 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:59,703 And I'll get used to dealing with my own anxiety myself. 598 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,673 You seem stressed, babe. (sighs) 599 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,508 I am. Actually, I was hoping 600 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,544 that I could talk. Do you mind 601 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,612 heading out to your stress shed then, because I'm stressed, too, 602 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,881 and your stress really isn't working for me, okay? 603 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,216 JANE: That's ridiculous. 604 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,084 Come on, Jane. Keep it real. Relax. 605 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,754 Relax. 606 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,722 Mateo. Oh, think of Mateo. 607 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,591 Yes, Mr. Sweetface. 608 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,761 Hi, Mr. Sweetface. How was kindergarten? 609 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:26,697 (in a deep voice): It ruled! I totes dominated at kickball today. 610 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,967 And I'm pretty sure I'll have my ABCs down any day now. 611 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,002 JANE: Mateo's fine. Do not stress about Mateo, 612 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,004 not for three months. 613 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,873 Focus on your novel. 614 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,975 You have to finish your freakin' novel. 615 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,778 I'm just rethinking the opening of chapter four. 616 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:43,247 I need those pages before I drop dead, Ms. Villanueva. 617 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:45,182 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Like I said, I think she's going 618 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,952 to need something stronger than essential oils. 619 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,660 Oh, good. (sighs) 620 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,662 Looks like Jane finally got some sleep. 621 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:01,198 Ah. (gasps) Oh! 622 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,768 And Michael turned into a puffer fish! 623 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:05,836 What's wrong? Whoa! 624 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:14,011 He had some allergic reaction, and now he has a law school 625 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,579 interview this afternoon. Looks like I just 626 00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:20,017 pulled my head out of a beehive. 627 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,586 All right, let's give him the full Mickey Rourke. 628 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:26,023 He's gonna look a little tan and weird and greasy, 629 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:29,560 but at least he won't look contagious. Go! 630 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:32,296 Thanks for doing this, Dad. I hope I didn't put anyone out. 631 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:33,831 No, no. The whole crew has 632 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,299 been here for 24 hours straight. 633 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,735 Nothing's right for the ending of Tiago. 634 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,837 I get it. 635 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,238 I thought I was done with my novel, 636 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,007 and then I just took the entire thing apart. 637 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,142 Ooh, I know. 638 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:47,111 You can end Tiago in Venezuela circa 1975. 639 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,646 (laughs) 640 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,848 Oh, God, no, that sounds incredibly boring. 641 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,116 (chuckles) I meant 642 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,918 to dramatize, 643 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,886 you know, visually, on-screen. 644 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,988 Nice save. Hmm. 645 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,089 Hey, how was your date with Darci? 646 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,860 Terrible. She was super critical. 647 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,262 It was clear that she didn't even want to be there. 648 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,965 What? She was so excited when I saw her 649 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,300 right before. 650 00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:11,769 MICHAEL: So, how do I look? 651 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:15,205 So much better. 652 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,942 Eat your heart out, Mickey Rourke. 653 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,577 Right, Matelio? 654 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,879 And Rafael's not answering his phone, 655 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,315 so looks like Mateo's coming with us to the interview. 656 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:26,050 I'll drive, you rest. 657 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,818 It'll be our first family road trip. 658 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,887 Where's-where's Rafael? 659 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,956 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let's find out. 660 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:35,926 Just... try and relax. 661 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,828 Be... in the moment. 662 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:40,097 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What moment? Where are we? 663 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,299 Now, close your eyes. 664 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,702 Open your spirit, 665 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:47,171 and listen to the ancestors. 666 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,772 (whispering): This really isn't my thing. 667 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,708 Feel the vibrations around you. Come on. 668 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,843 What's the worst that could happen? Feel the earth... 669 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,945 With my luck, one of my ancestors will manifest 670 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,214 and turn out to be an ax murderer. (laughing) 671 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,184 Shh. (grunts) 672 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,320 This is a ceremony about rebirth. The warm, 673 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,356 dark hut represents the womb. 674 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:07,658 And when this ritual is over, 675 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:11,228 you will be reborn into the world. 676 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,331 (steam hissing) Allow the steam 677 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:17,334 to cleanse the impurities of your past. 678 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,637 Let the heat melt your burdens 679 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:20,971 and fears... 680 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,940 I feel really hot. 681 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,709 Like... 682 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,945 so hot. 683 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,214 (whispering) Well, that's the point. 684 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,783 It's a sweat... (thuds) 685 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:39,056 (sighs) Are you okay? 686 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:40,958 I'll be fine. 687 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,326 I don't know what happened. 688 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,061 (laughing) 689 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:48,832 Look, this whole thing just isn't my scene. 690 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,968 A little too hippy-dippy for me. 691 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,336 Huh. 692 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,405 See, I actually really liked 693 00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:57,207 what the guru was saying... about rebirth. 694 00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:00,978 I like to think that's possible, because there's something so... 695 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,814 optimistic about it, you know? 696 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,417 If you screw things up, you can make it right. 697 00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:08,752 Yeah, I can see that. 698 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,957 On the other hand... 699 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,428 Rafael, are you all right? 700 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,431 Well... (laughs) 701 00:28:20,433 --> 00:28:22,199 Sorry. (sniffles) 702 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,435 I must still be overheated or something. 703 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:26,770 Well, what's going on? 704 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:30,074 Just the whole, um... 705 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:33,143 all the rebirth thing. 706 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,712 I just found out 707 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,880 my parents aren't really my parents, so, you know? 708 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,415 What? 709 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:41,351 Which I shouldn't be dumping on you on our last trip away. 710 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,153 No, no, no, of course you should. 711 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,757 You can trust me. 712 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,492 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Only he couldn't, friends! 713 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:51,895 Remember. 714 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:54,398 I know. This is bad. 715 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,901 (door closes) 716 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,236 Really bad. 717 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,038 RADIO ANNOUNCER: Really, really bad... 718 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,307 traffic. If you're on I-95 right now, you're not going anywhere. 719 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,309 (horn honks) That oil spill 720 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:07,444 has just shut down traffic in both directions. (horn honking) 721 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,313 What?! 722 00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:11,982 Nothing. It's not my fault that they shut down the highway. 723 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:14,051 I never said it was. 724 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,919 Then would you stop giving me dirty looks? It's not dirty looks. 725 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,387 This is just my swollen, puffy, 726 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:20,457 melting Mickey Rourke face, okay? 727 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,192 It actually looks like it's getting better, 728 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:24,461 like the antihistamines are kicking in. 729 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,163 This is ridiculous. There's no way 730 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,198 we're gonna make the interview, so I'm calling 731 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,134 to cancel. 732 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,935 (touch tones sounding) 733 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,037 (scoffs) 734 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:35,939 (touch tones sounding) Do you want me 735 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:36,807 to dial for you? No! 736 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:37,975 JANE: Okay. 737 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:42,813 (crying continues) Oh, great! The voice mail. 738 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,148 (Mateo screaming) Oh. 739 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:47,851 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Essential oils, anyone? 740 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:57,127 (Mateo crying) It's gonna take at least three hours to clear. 741 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,929 Are you serious? According to the Internet. 742 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,497 (sighing): Oh! 743 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,199 MICHAEL: Look, there's a campsite off that exit. 744 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,802 We should pull off. Seriously? 745 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:08,405 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let me remind you that Jane hates camping... 746 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,841 which Michael knows. I have my gear in the trunk. 747 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,376 You want to stay the night? 748 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,111 It'll be dark in an hour, 749 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,346 and we're three hours from moving, okay? (Mateo shrieks) 750 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,248 Oh. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I think we know where Mateo stands. 751 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,217 Great. Fine, let's camp. 752 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,252 Feet to the fire. I did. 753 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,887 More personal than Brexit. 754 00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:25,289 Oh, it was so embarrassing. I thought 755 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,090 it would never pass, so I didn't vote. Nope. 756 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:29,426 Not counting it. I had so many friends in Parliament. 757 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:31,028 More personal! 758 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:33,363 (laughing) Fine. Fine. More personal. 759 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:36,834 I can't have kids. 760 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:39,336 How's that? 761 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:43,841 It's fine. No pity. 762 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:48,312 Well... I can't have any more, either, 763 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,447 so, you know... 764 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,583 You do have three. 765 00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:55,018 True. So not the same. 766 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,553 Uh-uh. Mm. 767 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,589 I didn't even think you liked kids. 768 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:02,326 Oh, I do. So much. 769 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:06,296 That's why I've been... pulling away from yours. 770 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,599 Don't want to get attached. 771 00:31:08,601 --> 00:31:10,601 I had no idea. 772 00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:12,970 Well, we've been getting drunk on tequila 773 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:16,506 and having... great sex, 774 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:20,944 so, hasn't been the most serious relationship. 775 00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:24,281 Yeah. You're right. 776 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,485 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Don't get sucked in, Raf! 777 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,988 She's playing you! She took Petra's watch for God's sake! 778 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:34,091 Wait. 779 00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:36,627 I need to tell you something. 780 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:39,029 (groans) 781 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,631 I wish we were home! LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To be clear, 782 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:42,299 Michael definitely got that memo. 783 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:45,168 I told you, you need to use a rock. 784 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,273 Not that hard. You'll bend the stake. 785 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,375 You are the world's worst back-seat tent-putter-upper. 786 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:52,542 It takes ten minutes. 787 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,511 Good. Great. You get the medal. 788 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:55,646 I don't want a medal. I just-- 789 00:31:55,648 --> 00:31:57,281 I don't even understand what's happening. 790 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,549 What's happening is you are stressing me out. 791 00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:01,151 And I'm not allowed to tell you, but you are. 792 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:02,519 And if we can't even deal with stress while you're 793 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,321 just trying to get into law school, how the hell 794 00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:06,390 are we gonna actually deal with it when you're in law school? 795 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:07,925 Well, you don't have to worry about that, 796 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:09,359 'cause I'm not getting into any law schools, 797 00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:11,528 since I failed every one of my practice tests. 798 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:20,971 So what happened? Because you liked me. 799 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,507 What? Even Jane saw it. 800 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,309 So why did you push me away? 801 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:26,977 I didn't. 802 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,579 You feel something. 803 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,683 I don't. 804 00:32:32,685 --> 00:32:35,185 And I don't believe you. 805 00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:39,523 Okay, fine. I have an emotional boner or whatever. 806 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,692 But I don't want to get involved. 807 00:32:41,694 --> 00:32:43,060 Why? 808 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,695 Because you're too attached to your ex. 809 00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:46,163 I know how this works. 810 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:49,199 I'm a matchmaker for cripes' sake. 811 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:52,736 That kind of baggage does not fit in the overhead. 812 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:55,439 Oh, come on. Everyone's got baggage. 813 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:59,076 The way you are reacting to the way I reacted to Xo, 814 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:00,711 that's coming from your baggage. 815 00:33:00,713 --> 00:33:03,347 Yeah. Obviously someone you were dating 816 00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:05,382 went back to an ex. 817 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:08,585 Look. Sure, in an ideal world we'd be like Adam and Eve, 818 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,754 the first man and woman on Earth 819 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:13,557 with totally clean slates, but... 820 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,292 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR And that's when it hit him. 821 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:17,194 The genesis of a great idea. 822 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:18,595 What the hell are you looking at? 823 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,197 I-I-I'm sorry, Darci, I know we're supposed 824 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:21,598 to be discussing our relationship, 825 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,067 but I need to get down to the stage 826 00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:26,203 and have the writers do another all-night revision. 827 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,772 But I'd really like it if you came to the finale of Tiago, 828 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,640 for the last time. 829 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:34,244 You'll see that you have inspired it. 830 00:33:38,751 --> 00:33:41,118 Why didn't you tell me about the tests? 831 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,086 Because I know the stuff. 832 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:45,088 And I do fine when it's not timed, 833 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,490 but then it's timed and I sit there, 834 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:47,791 and it all just overwhelms me. 835 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:50,093 I start thinking what if I don't have enough time 836 00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:51,495 to finish the logic questions? 837 00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:53,096 And then I start worrying about the fact 838 00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:54,598 that I wasted all that time time worrying. 839 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,666 And if I don't finish, I'll do badly, 840 00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,068 and I won't get in anywhere, 841 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,236 or I'll get in somewhere really crappy. 842 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,238 Won't be able to get another job, 843 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,372 we'll be in all this debt 844 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,274 and we'll end up homeless. 845 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:07,377 Michael, that's not gonna happen. 846 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,513 At least worry about real things. 847 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,516 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Like a stress shed? 848 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:14,217 But I get it. 849 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:17,254 I go worst-case scenario, too. 850 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:19,289 Maybe we should think about what could actually happen. 851 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,624 Worst case. 852 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,060 Uh... (sighs) 853 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,828 I fail the test. 854 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,764 I run out of severance, can't find another job. 855 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:31,401 And I turn my book in and completely fail as a writer. 856 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,303 Is that why you haven't turned it in? 857 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,372 I mean, probably, right? 858 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:37,074 So I fail, we're broke. 859 00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:39,409 I guess we move in with your mom and grandma. 860 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,311 Oh, man, that would suck. So much. 861 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,612 We got to get my mom 862 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,114 to move in with Bruce. That's good. 863 00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:46,183 Good thinking. We'll get your abuela 864 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:47,284 to start dating that guy from the gift shop 865 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:48,485 she's been crushing on. 866 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:50,420 You noticed that, too? Yes, I have. 867 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,855 So, she'll move in with him. 868 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:54,724 Wow, just like that, we're unemployed with a house. 869 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:57,127 And our home brewery is really taking off. 870 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:59,162 (laughs) 871 00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:01,765 I was wrong to push you away. 872 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:05,469 And I know we have to figure out how to deal 873 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:06,670 with stress better as a couple. 874 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,271 We just... 875 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,440 have to find a way to relax 876 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,410 that reminds us that even in the worst-case scenario... 877 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:16,580 we still have each other, right? 878 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:18,181 Tent. 879 00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:19,716 Did he just say...? Was that...? 880 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:20,717 Tent. Tent. 881 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,519 Oh, my God. Yes, Mateo. 882 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:23,854 Yes. This is a tent. 883 00:35:23,856 --> 00:35:25,522 Whoa! 884 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,290 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Take that, Chauncy. 885 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:30,193 BOTH: Tent, tent, tent, tent, tent, tent. (giggles) 886 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,863 (coughing) Sorry to cut our trip short, Raf. 887 00:35:32,865 --> 00:35:34,464 I just don't feel too well. 888 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,799 It came out of nowhere. 889 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,334 (knocking on door) 890 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:39,903 Anyway, take your shower. 891 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:47,144 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait. I thought he was in the shower. 892 00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:48,678 What are you doing here? Where are the cameras? 893 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,280 What? What are you talking about? 894 00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,182 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, that was a set-up. 895 00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,483 Cat told me what you said. Rafael, come on. 896 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,751 The only way 897 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:56,219 you could have known Don't get carried away. 898 00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:57,320 is if there were cameras. Rafael... 899 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:58,555 Rafael. 900 00:35:59,892 --> 00:36:01,758 What the hell is this? 901 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,194 Well you had cameras first. Petra. 902 00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:05,328 You did, in the teddy bear. 903 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:06,563 Because I thought it wasn't you. 904 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:09,299 Exactly! Because I was paralyzed! 905 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:10,767 Do you understand? 906 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,669 I was paralyzed and I was forced to lie there 907 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:16,373 and listen to what everybody really thought and-and said. 908 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,375 And things are different now. 909 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,844 I-I can't even tell what's real and what's not. 910 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,646 But with the cameras I can. I can go back. I can... 911 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:25,448 I can rewind, I can make sure. Petra. 912 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:27,517 If you're looking for the will, it's over. I destroyed it. 913 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,460 Why would you destroy the will? 914 00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,597 I had to. 915 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:41,932 For the babies. 916 00:36:41,934 --> 00:36:43,333 It's the only thing I can do. 917 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,535 We just started to bond. 918 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,304 Do you remember when she paralyzed me? 919 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,339 (squealing and laughing) 920 00:36:51,476 --> 00:36:52,642 (gasps) 921 00:36:57,282 --> 00:37:00,483 (crying): They don't know me now. 922 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:02,752 They cry when I hold them. 923 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:06,423 But the money, I can help with the money, 924 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:08,225 with you not losing your money. 925 00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:09,526 Hey, hey. 926 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,698 (sighs) You're gonna be okay, Petra. 927 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,437 You're gonna be okay. 928 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:24,241 Right now... everything 929 00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:25,609 just feels... 930 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:27,310 MICHAEL: Like it's gonna work out. 931 00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:30,447 There's something about the big open sky. 932 00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:33,717 Our problems just seem so insignificant. 933 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,285 Exactly. 934 00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:37,420 That's why I love camping. 935 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,289 So maybe this is what we'll do. 936 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,624 To de-stress. 937 00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:43,560 I don't know if I'd go that far. 938 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:45,328 (laughs) 939 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:46,997 You're relaxed. (laughs) 940 00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:49,266 Yeah. I really am. 941 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,503 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Meet Zen Jane. 942 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,338 I love you. 943 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:58,341 And if-- actually, no, 944 00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:00,944 let's let them have this moment. 945 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:04,781 And we'll stop here, now. 946 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,549 At the dawn of time. 947 00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,868 (groaning) 948 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,336 DIRECTOR: And hold. 949 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:33,877 And action. 950 00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:36,446 (groaning) 951 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,983 (gasps) 952 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,499 (grunts) 953 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:57,901 DIRECTOR: And cut. 954 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:01,438 And that's a series wrap on Tiago 955 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,541 a Través del Tiempo. 956 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,609 (applause) 957 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:16,886 You came. 958 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,422 Let's give it a try. 959 00:39:19,424 --> 00:39:23,126 And I would love to grab and kiss you if that's all right. 960 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,998 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw. It looks like the stars 961 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,701 might finally be aligning for these two. 962 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,703 ♪ ♪ 963 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,072 And now let's check in on... 964 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,877 Is she asleep? RAFAEL: She is. 965 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:41,978 Thanks for your help. Of course. 966 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,747 And I'm sorry again. 967 00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:47,717 I agreed to help her before things changed between us. 968 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,719 I know. 969 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,154 But... 970 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:52,922 I want you to leave. 971 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:55,525 I just... 972 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,961 I have so much on my plate right now. 973 00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:00,630 And someone like you, 974 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:02,999 who I, I really like 975 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:06,870 but who isn't 100% trustworthy... 976 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,007 ...it's just not what I need right now. 977 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,675 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Talk about rebirth. 978 00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:15,979 Okay, then. 979 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,948 And give Petra her watch back, weirdo. 980 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,785 All right. I am off. 981 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:24,521 And I'm sorry again that things got weird. 982 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:25,955 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And she doesn't even know about the watch. 983 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:28,091 Well, you know. Good luck 984 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,692 back in New York. 985 00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:31,928 I really did love getting to know you, Jane. 986 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,930 Oh, anyways, 987 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,832 my Uber is here. We'll stay in touch. 988 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:37,200 Mwah, mwah. 989 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:39,569 Au revoir. Bye. 990 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:41,971 XIOMARA: Bon voyage. 991 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:44,073 (door closes) 992 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:46,476 (sighs) 993 00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:51,614 Me, too. Me, too. 994 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,783 Yes. Michael did well 995 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:54,951 on his practice LSATs. 996 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,085 I'm so glad. 997 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:57,754 And you sent in your novel. 998 00:40:57,756 --> 00:41:00,590 I know. Change is on the horizon. 999 00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:02,559 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It sure is. 1000 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:05,495 So I found you a psychologist. 1001 00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:08,598 It won't help. 1002 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,134 Just promise me you'll go. 1003 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,504 ♪ ♪ 1004 00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:17,140 As long as you don't bring up the addendum again. 1005 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:20,643 Please. 1006 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:24,247 I destroyed it. (sighs) 1007 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:30,820 Oh. One last wedding gift, 1008 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:33,690 Mrs. Archuletta. 1009 00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:35,892 Why, thank you, Mr. Archuletta. 1010 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,631 What is it? 1011 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:47,237 It's our ticket to freedom, baby. 1012 00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,173 This piece of paper is all we need. 1013 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,677 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, poor Scott. 1014 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,946 If only he knew the events 1015 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,982 he was about to trigger.