1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,301 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whaddup, whaddup, whaddup? 2 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:04,272 Let's dive right in, shall we? 3 00:00:04,273 --> 00:00:06,039 So, Jane was married to Michael, 4 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,440 and friends with her baby daddy Rafael. 5 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,611 Although, the terms of that relationship 6 00:00:09,612 --> 00:00:10,680 had recently changed. 7 00:00:10,681 --> 00:00:12,278 I'm finally over you. 8 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,109 Oh, and now... I'm kind of like, 9 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:16,045 "Oh, so what if Jane's upset?" 10 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,780 Yeah. So that made life more difficult. 11 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,235 On the bright side, 12 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:20,686 Jane had recently gotten in touch 13 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,048 with her fabulous cousin Catalina. 14 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:24,116 JANE: She's incredible, Michael. 15 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,155 After Oxford, I met this guy in a rock band 16 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,476 and followed him to Paris. 17 00:00:27,477 --> 00:00:28,787 We broke up within days, but I decided to stay 18 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:31,056 and take culinary classes, which is when I studied 19 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,555 under Ludo before living in Berlin. 20 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,196 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In fact, Jane liked her so much 21 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,301 she invited Cat to stay with them in their new place. 22 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:39,739 And things were going great-- until this happened. 23 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,070 JANE: This is my cousin Catalina. 24 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,735 Yup, they hit it off. 25 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,313 And hey, personally, I'm like, you're Jane's cousin, 26 00:00:45,314 --> 00:00:46,381 find a different guy. 27 00:00:46,382 --> 00:00:48,048 But they seemed to really like 28 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,349 each other, so who am I to judge? 29 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,719 And speaking of judging, 30 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,748 Xo ran into her old flame Bruce, 31 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,253 who Jane hated. 32 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,155 He was married, and he didn't tell Mom. 33 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,687 That was a different time in my life. 34 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,060 I can't even imagine being with Bruce now. 35 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:01,491 But then this happened. 36 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,425 And Rogelio saw! I know! 37 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,099 Yikes! And speaking of yikes... 38 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,130 Rafael's mother was the crime lord Mutter, 39 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,565 and she was murdered. 40 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,570 But she left a clue, which led to a secret 41 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,312 bank account, which the police were trying to track. 42 00:01:13,313 --> 00:01:15,107 So we have 12 numbers. 43 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,339 BOTH: Bank accounts have 12 numbers. 44 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,683 And, man, Michael really wanted 45 00:01:17,684 --> 00:01:20,178 to get back to being a detective. 46 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:22,151 Hey, you're looking better. Oh, let's hope the doctor 47 00:01:22,152 --> 00:01:24,219 agrees with you-- I just had my physical. 48 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:25,848 Yup. He can't yet, because of his 49 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,422 getting shot in the chest and all. 50 00:01:27,423 --> 00:01:30,490 Good news: he was getting stronger every day, 51 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,121 and settling in to married life with Jane, 52 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:34,726 which is where we left off. 53 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,757 You'll recall, when Catalina Maria Mora 54 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:43,136 first came into Jane's life, well, it felt like a dream. 55 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:45,367 But alas, the thing with dreams is, 56 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,507 eventually you wake up. 57 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,268 (Catalina laughing in distance) 58 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,136 CATALINA: Non! Tu plaisantes! 59 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,175 Just tell her to be quiet. She's gonna wake... 60 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,647 (Mateo crying) 61 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,148 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Too late. 62 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,880 (continues crying) Shh... 63 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,245 (whispers): We have to get rid of her. 64 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,124 I should explain. Catalina's one-night layover 65 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:05,123 had turned into a two-week layover, 66 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,356 and counting. Four more days. 67 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,128 It's just four more days. 68 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,459 I saw her book the plane ticket. 69 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,863 It's the teething. I know. That's why 70 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:13,426 it's a miracle he was actually sleeping. 71 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,374 (Catalina laughing) Whoever she's speaking to 72 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:17,369 must be a bloody riot. 73 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,301 (sighs) (sighs) 74 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,906 (long exhale) 75 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,708 Je te l'ai dit! Il n'y a aucun coiffeur 76 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,540 qui fait le balayage aussi bien que lui. 77 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,475 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, man. It's been a while 78 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,310 since high school French-- I think maybe she's talking 79 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,146 about a hair stylist that does great highlights. 80 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:34,253 Or having coffee at the ballet. 81 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,485 Hey. Psst. 82 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,219 Do you mind keeping it down? 83 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,324 Oh. Je suis tres... 84 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,785 I mean, I'm so sorry. 85 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,233 I came out here 'cause I didn't want to wake you. 86 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,597 CATALINA (laughing): Oh, Igor! 87 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,269 CATALINA: That was actually my friend Igor calling 88 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,940 from the bathroom at the Isabel Marant show. 89 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:53,238 Blah, blah, blah. We get it. It's apparently chaos. 90 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,570 You go to fabulous places and know fabulous people. 91 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,576 Can I get a teething biscuit? 92 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,178 My finger's feeling pretty abused right now. 93 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,781 I can't find them. Catalina! 94 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,350 Those are Mateo's teething biscuits. 95 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,518 Shut up! 96 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,189 (chuckles) Well, every bit 97 00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:09,248 as good as the biscotti at La Bella Ferrara. 98 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,916 (laughing): So sorry! 99 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:13,185 Inhala, exhala, Jane. 100 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:16,434 Remember, just four more days. 101 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,267 XIOMARA: She's still here? 102 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,936 Yup. Apparently, she and Raf are... 103 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:24,337 (like Catalina): getting on so well-- 104 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,208 plus, she wants to be great mates with me. 105 00:03:26,209 --> 00:03:27,867 I don't know how you can stand her. 106 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,935 Just the other day I was telling Gloria Estefan 107 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:31,744 what a shameless namedropper Catalina is. 108 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,275 Did you tell Oprah, too? No, just Gayle. 109 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,851 XIOMARA: How's Michael holding up? 110 00:03:36,852 --> 00:03:38,850 Better than I am. Mostly because he's so excited 111 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,320 to go back to work. 112 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,890 He got the all-clear? Any day now. 113 00:03:41,891 --> 00:03:43,558 But what do I do about Catalina? 114 00:03:43,559 --> 00:03:44,857 I've been dropping subtle hints, 115 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,588 and she is not picking up on them. 116 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,694 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of subtle hints... 117 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,596 Mmm! 118 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,928 What a miracle that my Tiago product integration 119 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:56,469 has yielded me my new favorite cereal! 120 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,370 It is super delicious. 121 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:01,941 Subtle is overrated. 122 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,480 Just kick her out. But I feel bad. 123 00:04:03,481 --> 00:04:05,337 I was the one who invited her to stay. 124 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:08,376 And, I mean, it's not like she'll be on my couch forever. 125 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,682 Right? Jane! 126 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,553 Oh, sorry, Abuela, 127 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,715 I'm meeting my discussion group at school. 128 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,394 My new chapter's being critiqued, and I threaded in 129 00:04:18,395 --> 00:04:20,962 some suspense, so I want to see how it landed. 130 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:24,297 Oh. I'm on the edge of my seat. 131 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,458 What? 132 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,299 That's not true. 133 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,038 I just went last... 134 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,539 Mm-hmm. 135 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,677 Wow. She's really laying on the guilt. 136 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,279 Ma, come on, 137 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:41,911 she's busy. 138 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,552 What? Why? 139 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,290 El diablo? 140 00:04:56,997 --> 00:05:00,367 (chuckles): Yeah. Right. 141 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,913 (laughs): Damn, Jane, you just got Abuela'd. 142 00:05:11,914 --> 00:05:13,912 ¶ ¶ 143 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,519 (screechy violin notes) 144 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,577 (dramatic music plays) 145 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,319 ROGELIO: So, are you feeling guilty... 146 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,485 about anything, Xiomara? 147 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,361 No. Why? 148 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,596 No reason. Just curious. 149 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:33,527 Well, uh, I should go, too. 150 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,867 Oh. 151 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,498 Where are you going? I told you. 152 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,403 Meeting with the electrician at the studio. 153 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:39,395 Interesting. 154 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,636 Not really. Hey, why don't I 155 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,042 come with you? I have a lot 156 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,481 of questions about electricity. 157 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:46,478 No, that's okay, you don't have to. 158 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,780 Oh, but I'd like to. Oh, it's gonna be boring. 159 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,382 You underestimate my fascination with electricity. 160 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,385 And it'll take hours. Stop the nonsense, Xiomara! 161 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:55,488 I know you're meeting Bruce! 162 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,019 What? I saw you kissing him 163 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,724 the other night. 164 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,656 I don't understand-- you said you told him off. 165 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:04,061 I did. But then... we started talking 166 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,064 and... he's different. 167 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,126 He-he got a divorce. Then why are you 168 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,765 keeping it a secret? 169 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,900 Because Jane would be really upset if we were together. 170 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,705 A-And we're not yet. We're-we're just... 171 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,767 exploring. 172 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,705 Please, don't say anything. 173 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:20,510 I don't want to be in the middle. Just give me some time. 174 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,950 And, look... 175 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:27,751 I know it must have been hard seeing me with someone else. 176 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,485 (stifled laugh): Oh, please. 177 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,920 I have hundreds 178 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,593 of women lining up to meet me. Literally. 179 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:36,604 So while you are meeting with your one measly lover, 180 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,766 I will be meeting with a matchmaker. 181 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,827 WOMAN: First of all, I'm not a matchmaker. 182 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,635 I am a love dealer. 183 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,497 That's trademarked. 184 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:55,481 So, it says you want someone fertile? 185 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,482 Exactly. I need a woman who wants children right away. 186 00:06:58,485 --> 00:06:59,945 That's nonnegotiable. 187 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,691 And while I heard that thing about beauty 188 00:07:01,692 --> 00:07:04,818 being only skin deep, I have to look at that skin, 189 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,485 so let's... double down on that. Okay. 190 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,532 Anything else? Bilingual a plus. 191 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:10,730 Fluent in social media. 192 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,200 Comfortable with my fame. 193 00:07:12,201 --> 00:07:13,669 And with sharing my penis 194 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:15,167 with the world. Oh. 195 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:17,439 I will be shooting a full-frontal role next week. 196 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,538 Tell the ladies that. My penis is 197 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,470 big-screen-worthy. I'm sure. But you won't be 198 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:22,905 showing it to any of my girls. 199 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,040 That's one 200 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,114 of my three rules. 201 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,475 No talking about exes. 202 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,519 No heavy drinking on dates. 203 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,120 And most importantly, 204 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,962 no shtupping until it's serious. 205 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,893 Rogelio de la Vega doesn't shtup. 206 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,796 He makes love. Whatever. 207 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,729 No lovemaking until it's serious. 208 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,204 This is about building a strong foundation 209 00:07:49,205 --> 00:07:53,573 for a real relationship, Rogelio. 210 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,643 Oh, I understand. 211 00:07:54,644 --> 00:07:56,579 But you should prepare the women 212 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:58,137 for the devastation they will feel 213 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,945 once they learn they won't be able to immediately... 214 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,778 make love to me. 215 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,552 I don't want to shock them. 216 00:08:04,553 --> 00:08:06,521 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of shocks... 217 00:08:06,522 --> 00:08:08,220 (door closes) (screams, gasps) 218 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,489 You scared me. 219 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,990 Oh. Sorry. 220 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,660 I'm four hours into a Hitchcock binge. 221 00:08:12,661 --> 00:08:14,189 What? Why? My writer's group. 222 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,232 They all agree that I should push farther 223 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:18,500 with this whole Rear Window thing in my novel. 224 00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:20,029 I just played along. 225 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,233 I had no idea what they meant. But I'm catching up. 226 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:24,836 Turns out this Alfred Hitchcock is pretty good. 227 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,668 Four years I've been trying to get you to watch. 228 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,212 Four years. Live in the here and now, baby. 229 00:08:30,213 --> 00:08:32,510 Oh, are those notes you're taking? 230 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,582 Uh, I'm not experienced with suspense, 231 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,581 but I'm learning a lot-- he had this 232 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,983 "bomb under the table" theory. Oh, that's easy. 233 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,016 Controlled detonation's really your only hope to defuse a bomb. 234 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,651 Here's how it works. Take a scene 235 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,516 with two people sitting at a table talking. 236 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:45,755 Really boring, right? 237 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,529 (yawning): Yes. Much like a scene 238 00:08:47,530 --> 00:08:49,758 with two married people sitting on a couch talking. 239 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,598 Now tell the audience that there's a bomb 240 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,066 under the table. 241 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,527 I'm listening. 242 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,736 And you're waiting for that bomb to go off. 243 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,598 You have to give the audience information 244 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:02,536 the protagonist doesn't have to build tension. 245 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,276 Then you let one character know about the bomb, 246 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:10,082 but they can't tell anybody. 247 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,683 Now you're on the edge of your seat 248 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,615 wondering what that person's gonna do. 249 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:19,292 And just when the audience can't stand the tension, 250 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:20,962 you defuse it! In the nick of time, 251 00:09:20,963 --> 00:09:22,630 someone throws the bomb out the window, 252 00:09:22,631 --> 00:09:23,829 it never goes off. 253 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,003 I still think a SWAT team and controlled detonation's the way to go. 254 00:09:29,004 --> 00:09:30,302 (grunts) 255 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,771 (laughs) 256 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,839 Hmm, I like these rules. 257 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,710 In fact, I'm going to try out rule number one. 258 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,311 See this? What's in that envelope 259 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:43,349 is going to change everything. 260 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:47,050 Did it work? Are you on the edge of your seat? 261 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,789 In any case, we're not there yet. 262 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,060 Some groundwork to lay first. 263 00:09:51,061 --> 00:09:53,058 So, your mother's 264 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:56,696 coded bank account number links to this convent in Italy. 265 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,627 A convent? 266 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,661 I take it she wasn't religious. 267 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,968 Well, we certainly 268 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,836 never went to church. Hmm. 269 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,737 Suspicious. 270 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,809 (theme to Alfred Hitchcock Presents playing) 271 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,817 The convent's in Orvieto. 272 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,189 That's where my mother was born. She's been paying them 273 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:23,388 ten grand a month since 1984. 274 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,260 Any idea what those payments might be about? 275 00:10:26,261 --> 00:10:29,028 I have no idea. I hardly knew her. 276 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,196 (grunts) 277 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,357 But monthly payments... 278 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:34,766 Why, that sounds like... 279 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,737 A bribe... or blackmail. 280 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,198 RAFAEL: So what now? 281 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,636 We wait to see 282 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,341 what the Italian authorities dig up 283 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,342 on those-those-those-those crooked little nuns. 284 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,175 Stop it right there. 285 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,080 All nuns aren't crooked. (hissing) 286 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,253 Seriously, you can't assume that all nuns are evil. 287 00:10:52,254 --> 00:10:53,392 Watch it with the knife. 288 00:10:53,393 --> 00:10:55,717 All we know right now 289 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,022 is someone in the convent deposited those checks. 290 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,755 Finding out exactly who 291 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:03,029 is like a needle in an Italian haystack, for now. 292 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:06,260 So while we're on the subject of... 293 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,966 Catholic stuff, 294 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,338 I was wondering if I could take Mateo Sunday mornings. 295 00:11:10,339 --> 00:11:11,797 Every Sunday? 296 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,335 Yeah. I want to start bringing him to church. 297 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,740 No. No, he's too young. 298 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,382 Well, I went to church when I was his age. 299 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:18,807 And you can't just say, "no." 300 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,112 Well, I can't just say "yes," either. 301 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,683 It's part of a bigger conversation. 302 00:11:21,684 --> 00:11:23,052 What is? I just don't 303 00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:25,217 want him to be super religious. 304 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,948 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. As you recall, the new dynamic 305 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,693 between Jane and Rafael involves Rafael 306 00:11:30,694 --> 00:11:33,321 feeling much more comfortable disagreeing with Jane. 307 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,986 Which Jane really hates. 308 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,725 And by super religious, you mean... 309 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,830 Church every Sunday, before he's able 310 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,466 to make the choice to go for himself. 311 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,997 That's not super religious. Well, it is to me. 312 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,202 And wait, I already told you, 313 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,473 if I disagreed, I'm gonna push back. 314 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:47,006 Yeah, but I was hoping, like, once a year. 315 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,467 You're the one that brought up church. 316 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,005 Because it is so important to me. 317 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,041 MICHAEL: Well, it's not that important. 318 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,746 (laughing): We haven't even gone since we were married, so... 319 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,852 So that's a no on church every Sunday. 320 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,824 Thank God. 321 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,332 I mean, who does that? It just... came out. 322 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,961 We have to be a united front 323 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,866 with Rafael. I know. 324 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:15,928 I know. I'm sorry. 325 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,796 But it's true, right? That I haven't 326 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,314 been going to church? Yes, it's true, so we're going to start. 327 00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:21,807 We? Yes. 328 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,608 Jane. Hmm? 329 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,410 You know I'm more of a "C and E" Catholic. 330 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,950 Can we just try... this Sunday? 331 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,851 Fine... I guess I'll try being a C, E and TS Catholic. 332 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,517 Thank you. Mmm. 333 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,896 (door opening) 334 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,427 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, geez. 335 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,172 I'd almost forgotten about this pain in the... 336 00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:48,367 Hello, lovebirds. 337 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,898 Baby asleep? Oh, baby isn't here. 338 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,171 Fantastic. 339 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,272 Let's grab a cup of something, shall we? 340 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,207 (mouthing) 341 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,806 It's just that Michael and I are newlyweds. 342 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,216 And we have Mateo. 343 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,877 And of course, we love having you here. 344 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,786 (laughing): Uh, I-I mean, love. 345 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,518 Love, love. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right Jane. 346 00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,893 Rein it in, before this turns into another subtle hint. 347 00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:14,560 But, uh, the space is small, 348 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,296 and with three adults... 349 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,527 Oh, say no more. 350 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,803 I have been so thick. 351 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:22,801 I should have left ages ago. 352 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,403 Oh... No. 353 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,944 It's just that it's been so fun getting to know you. 354 00:13:26,945 --> 00:13:30,040 Oh, you, too... really. 355 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,543 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted, for a brief moment, 356 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,475 Jane did feel a little sad. 357 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,548 I need to go, anyway, I do. 358 00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,919 I'm chairing this huge gala at Lincoln Center 359 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,988 for DRIA, Devoted Residents Inspired by the Arts. 360 00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:42,887 They bring music lessons 361 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,957 to underprivileged children. 362 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,228 But, yeah. The moment was brief. 363 00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:49,157 Anyways, I'll take off tomorrow. 364 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,996 (sighs) 365 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,827 ROGELIO: Honestly, it's so hard lying to Jane. 366 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,972 Just the other day, she asked me where her mom was, 367 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:58,970 and I had to make something up. 368 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:02,872 Thank God I'm a very skilled improviser, no? 369 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,836 But I want to tell her so badly. 370 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:08,475 And yet, I didn't want to betray Xiomara's trust. 371 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,251 What do you think I should do? 372 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,048 I don't know, Rogelio. 373 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,624 You don't seem very good at keeping things in. 374 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,961 (chuckling): So maybe you should just tell Jane. 375 00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:21,889 DARCI: Denise Richards doesn't deserve this bull crap. 376 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,255 ROGELIO (on phone): I'm so sorry. 377 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,897 You broke my rules. 378 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,558 And you disrespected Denise Richards. 379 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,926 I know. I feel terrible. 380 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,534 I just had family on my mind. 381 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,936 You're out of the club, Rogelio. 382 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,867 No, no, no, no, Darci Factor. 383 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,013 I want to stay in, please. 384 00:14:34,014 --> 00:14:35,537 I need this. 385 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,512 I'm sorry I blew it; maybe it was just nerves. 386 00:14:38,513 --> 00:14:40,880 Please High Dollar Love Dealer, 387 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,550 can't you give me one more chance? 388 00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,249 I promise I'll do better at the mixer. 389 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,951 I'm postponing the mixer. 390 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,920 The restaurant I booked just dicked me over. 391 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,621 Well, have it at the Marbella Hotel, them. 392 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,993 What? My grandson's father owns it. 393 00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:53,359 He'll be thrilled. 394 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,128 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He doesn't look thrilled. 395 00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:56,896 (Mateo squealing) PRIEST: ...of St. Josemaria Escriva. 396 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,427 The weight is heavy. (Mateo shrieks) RAFAEL: Shh. 397 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,466 I told you he was too young. 398 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,497 He's not; he'll get used to it. 399 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,952 RAFAEL: Shh. (Mateo shrieks) 400 00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:05,403 PRIEST: with Christ... Am I crazy? 401 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,595 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Careful, Michael. 402 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,136 The choir's starting soon. 403 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,377 Mateo likes music. (Mateo laughing) 404 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,578 All honor and glory is yours... RAFAEL: Shh. 405 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,309 I'm gonna take him outside. (Mateo giggling) 406 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,448 Shh, shh. 407 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,519 (quietly): Sorry, sorry, sorry. 408 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,386 PRIEST: He is the creator. 409 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:24,287 And he is a loving father who waits for us 410 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,161 to come back to him again and again. 411 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,961 (Mateo giggling) 412 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,628 Mateo, wait. 413 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,166 Hey, come here, come here. 414 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,642 Come here. (Mateo giggling) 415 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,345 (church bell tolls) 416 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,715 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Holy moly. 417 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,993 What the hell was that? 418 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,397 You said you'd try, not give it five minutes. 419 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,535 Rafael, what's wrong? 420 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:16,068 I had this weird memory. 421 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,136 I think my mother did take me to church once. 422 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,444 What did you remember? 423 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,446 Not much. Uh, just being there. 424 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,119 (bell tolling) Hearing church bells. 425 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,749 My mother taking my hand. 426 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,045 Well, keep thinking about it. 427 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,156 Anything you remember could help. 428 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,494 No wonder he doesn't want Mateo going to church. 429 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,996 His creepy mom probably brought him to a creepy church. 430 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,730 Hmm. 431 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,166 So... am I allowed to contradict you 432 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,039 when Rafael isn't here? 433 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,140 (clicks tongue) Michael! Of course. 434 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,780 Well, then... I don't know. 435 00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:53,137 Mateo feels a little young for every Sunday. 436 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,776 I mean, you saw him, Jane. 437 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,751 It was torture, staying still like that. 438 00:16:56,752 --> 00:16:58,266 He'll get used to it. 439 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,777 And why are you pushing this so hard right now? 440 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,286 Because it's important to me. 441 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,787 Religion is really important to me. 442 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,089 Okay. 443 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,591 (sighs) 444 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,028 (door opening) 445 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,396 Hey. Hi. 446 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,057 CATALINA: Hello, hello. 447 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:16,066 What are you doing here? Oh, it's the craziest story. 448 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,737 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here we go. I popped over 449 00:17:17,738 --> 00:17:19,197 to say good-bye, we went out for a meal. 450 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,735 Next thing, he asks me to consult 451 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,740 on the lounge menu, so I figured, 452 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,109 why the hell not? 453 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,410 And we're adding pâté. 454 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,512 Who likes pâté? 455 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,580 Come here, Mr. Sweetface. 456 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,111 Don't you dare Mr. Sweetface. 457 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,046 Come here, yeah. 458 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:35,187 Uh... Judas. 459 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,788 But... what about New York? 460 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,560 The big gala you're chairing. 461 00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,359 Oh, they're lousy with chairs. 462 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,529 They'll do fine without me. 463 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,260 Bye, Mateo. 464 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,203 Mommy will be back. (laughs) 465 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,073 (church bell tolls) 466 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,376 ELENA: I told you Mommy would be back. 467 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,078 JANE: I'm telling you it was suspicious. 468 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,645 Cat just breezed off in a sudden flurry when I brought up 469 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,853 the gala, like she clearly didn't want to talk about it. 470 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,715 I met Catalina two weeks ago, 471 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,823 and I've seen her breeze off in a flurry at least 30 times. 472 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,656 It's how she exits the room. 473 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,491 Okay, we'll, it's not just that. 474 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,156 I looked up the DRIA gala Web site, 475 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,104 and her name is nowhere on there. 476 00:18:20,105 --> 00:18:22,367 They have five co-chairs listed, 477 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,168 seven honorary chairs, 478 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,370 no Catalina. What do you think about that? 479 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,212 I think maybe you've got Hitchcock on the brain. 480 00:18:28,213 --> 00:18:29,868 Don't be condescending. I'm sorry. 481 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,576 It just doesn't sound that odd. 482 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,178 Listen, I'm at work, by the way. 483 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,209 How? You're not cleared yet. 484 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,545 Well, I'm cleared enough to set up my desk. 485 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,117 Which is what I'm officially doing. 486 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,178 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wink, wink. 487 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,375 Love you. 488 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,116 I love you, too. 489 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,223 I love you, too... so much. 490 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,385 So tell me what we got. 491 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,692 And remember, I'm not a cop, 492 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,832 just a true crime hobbyist. Right. 493 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,729 So, remember our favorite Italian convent 494 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,869 getting 10K a month from Mutter? Mm-hmm. 495 00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:55,597 They also had several significant pieces 496 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,236 of art go missing 497 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,597 starting in the early 1980s. 498 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,336 So you're thinking she was dealing in stolen art? 499 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,282 With the help of the convent? 500 00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:05,337 Take a look. 501 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,905 All these pieces were reported stolen 502 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,183 from the convent in Orvieto. 503 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,586 Oh, my God. 504 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,447 MICHAEL: Rafael? 505 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,156 You've seen that one? 506 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,258 Maybe. 507 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,355 Everything here belonged to my father. 508 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,598 This part is climate controlled. 509 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:30,429 For valuables sensitive to temperature changes. 510 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:34,206 Like art, which my father collected. 511 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,537 Wow. 512 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,182 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Holy Mother of God! 513 00:19:40,183 --> 00:19:42,210 That was reported stolen from the convent. 514 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,723 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: O-M-G! 515 00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:50,221 I'm getting vertigo. 516 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,823 Stop spinning! 517 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,885 ¶ ¶ 518 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,360 JANE: Rafael, are you okay? 519 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,225 (sighs) 520 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:01,974 I got to get Dennis down here. 521 00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:03,828 No. No, please. 522 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,536 Don't call the police. 523 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:17,616 When my dad died, I found financial irregularities. 524 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,417 Mystery cash 525 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,549 coming in and out of the Maracay Group over the years. 526 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,388 Part of me knew 527 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,489 that this art might be stolen, but... 528 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,733 I didn't want to ruin my father's legacy. 529 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,529 So... (cell phone rings) 530 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,699 I covered it up. 531 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,600 Oh, no. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Dude. 532 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,572 It's Dennis. 533 00:20:36,573 --> 00:20:37,899 Please don't say anything. 534 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,236 I'll put him off for now. 535 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,342 (sighs) (door closes) 536 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,784 I hate putting Michael in this position. 537 00:20:46,785 --> 00:20:48,009 And yet you are. 538 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,781 What else am I supposed to do? 539 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,782 Maybe don't do illegal things in the first place. 540 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,522 I really don't need a lecture right now. No. 541 00:20:54,523 --> 00:20:56,320 What? You don't get to say that. 542 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,760 You get to express your opinions, I get to voice this. 543 00:20:58,761 --> 00:21:00,788 Those are two different things. Really? 544 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,263 Because maybe if you went to church, 545 00:21:02,264 --> 00:21:03,831 you would know right from wrong. 546 00:21:03,832 --> 00:21:05,399 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Damn, Rafael. 547 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,468 You just got Jane'd. 548 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,742 You don't have to lie. 549 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,043 I mean it. 550 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,813 I know. 551 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,883 (sighs) 552 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,651 (ringtone playing) 553 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,920 Hey, Dad. 554 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,721 ROGELIO: Hey. 555 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:32,522 I'm here for the mixer. Just wanted to say hi, 556 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,755 if you're around. 557 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,360 I'm meeting Cat for dinner. Sorry. 558 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,331 Hey, have you talked to Mom, by the way? 559 00:21:37,332 --> 00:21:38,697 She owes me a call. 560 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,498 Me? No. 561 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,330 Ugh, she's apparently doing some kind of zoning thing. 562 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,936 I mean, how long could that possibly take? 563 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,537 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, well, he'd had it. 564 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,740 Basta ya! 565 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,076 I will not be used as her beard! 566 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,707 You got it out of me! 567 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,842 The truth is, 568 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,476 your mother and Bruce 569 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,681 have rekindled their torrid love affair! 570 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,617 What?! 571 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,448 (beep) JANE: Mom, call me back. 572 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:01,753 We need to talk. 573 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,894 I just talked to Dad, and... we need to talk. 574 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,962 (sighs) 575 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:10,859 DARCI: That's right. 576 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,363 Phones off! 577 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,725 Connections are made 578 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,673 by peering into the soul, not staring at a screen. 579 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,572 You will have seven minutes with each candidate. 580 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,705 If after seven minutes you want to know more, just mark it down, 581 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,612 and you'll have a chance to set up a date. 582 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:28,813 Okay? 583 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:29,945 Go! 584 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,849 ROGELIO: You have 585 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,051 the raw sexuality of a jungle cat! 586 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,821 Roar! (laughs) 587 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,992 But I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling it. 588 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,958 ROGELIO: You have the luminosity 589 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,828 of a Botticelli. 590 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,829 Yeah, I've-I've heard that before. 591 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:47,701 But I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling it. 592 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,936 ROGELIO: Wow. 593 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:55,067 You have the breasts of a Hungarian milkmaid. 594 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,809 Yeah. I've won contests. 595 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,480 But I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling it. 596 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,528 What are you doing here? 597 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,423 Jane called me. What did you tell her, Rogelio?! 598 00:23:06,424 --> 00:23:07,919 It just slipped out. 599 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,950 It was my news to tell! 600 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,586 Well, when were you going to do that? 601 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:12,821 When the time was right. 602 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,525 Admit it, Rogelio. 603 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,987 You did this on purpose 604 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,955 because you don't want it to work out with me and Bruce. 605 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,895 That's ridiculous. At least be honest. 606 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,501 Okay, you know what? Fine. Maybe a little. 607 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,704 Because it's hard watching you move on. 608 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,706 What if I don't find what we have? 609 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:29,908 I'm here with a room full of women 610 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,439 I'm not attracted to in the least! 611 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:32,884 (women murmuring) WOMAN: Huh? WOMAN: What? 612 00:23:32,885 --> 00:23:34,509 WOMAN: Really? 613 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,581 Ladies, 614 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,182 let me rephrase that, huh? 615 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,445 JANE: So how'd you get out of it? 616 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,923 Hmm? The charity thing you chair? 617 00:23:42,924 --> 00:23:44,541 How'd you get out of going? 618 00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:46,158 Oh, I just told them something came up. 619 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:48,089 I mean, when Raf offered to put me up at the hotel, 620 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,628 how could I resist? 621 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:50,899 You definitely didn't. 622 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,027 (laughs): No. 623 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,900 I've never chaired anything before. 624 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,603 Is it hard work, chairing? 625 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,165 I'd-I'd love to know some details. 626 00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:04,935 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'm pretty sure this is Jane sussing Cat out. 627 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,813 Oh, it's boring, all of it. 628 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,483 I'm so glad you wanted to have dinner. 629 00:24:09,484 --> 00:24:11,782 I thought you were angry with me, honestly. 630 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,524 Me? No. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: She just thinks you're hiding something. 631 00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:17,050 Okay. I just need five more minutes. 632 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:23,090 (blow dryer whirring) 633 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:26,495 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: O-M-G. Is that cash? 634 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,966 And jewels?! 635 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,027 ¶ ¶ 636 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,858 Holy Hitchcock! 637 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,229 CATALINA: Jane? 638 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,971 Jane! What are you doing? You are not a chair 639 00:25:03,972 --> 00:25:07,100 for the Devoted Residents Inspired by the Arts. 640 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,766 What?! I thought it was weird 641 00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:10,574 that you suddenly bailed on your gala. 642 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:13,776 And... I didn't find your name anywhere on that Web site. 643 00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:15,179 Because I'm an anonymous benefactor. 644 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,511 What does that have to do with my bag? 645 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,946 I saw cash and jewels. 646 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:19,518 I mean, that's suspicious, right? 647 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,919 Not when you've just reentered the States 648 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,120 from Venezuela, where it's recommended 649 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,751 non-residents carry U.S. dollars. 650 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:26,116 Darling, ATMs aren't safe. 651 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,575 Foreign credit cards aren't reliable. 652 00:25:28,577 --> 00:25:31,027 The jewels are family heirlooms I intend to place for auction 653 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,930 at Sotheby's once I'm back in the city. 654 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:35,632 At which point, I'll send the money back to Venezuela, 655 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,865 where our family is desperately poor, 656 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,940 along with the rest of the country. 657 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,610 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, Jane, 658 00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:45,309 I think it's time to start groveling. 659 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,846 I am so, so sorry. 660 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,547 DARCI: I had you all wrong. 661 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,119 You are just the kind of entitled client 662 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:54,217 I do not tolerate as one of my High Dollar Rollers! 663 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,150 Clearly, you're hung up on your ex. 664 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,955 You've wasted my time 665 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,117 and the time of 27 quality girls I brought you, 666 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,326 including Denise Richards, 667 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,157 an Olsen twin and a Duggar. 668 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:06,898 I will send Denise Richards a Ropology basket. 669 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,269 You're out of the club, Rogelio. 670 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,936 I understand. 671 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,868 Maybe I'm not looking for love after all. 672 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,456 Would have been nice 673 00:26:15,457 --> 00:26:17,037 to know that before I put your picture on my Twitter. 674 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,981 I just mean, I might have to accept 675 00:26:18,982 --> 00:26:21,708 it's not gonna happen right now, which is okay. 676 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:24,254 What's more important to me is a baby. 677 00:26:24,255 --> 00:26:27,118 If you don't mind my asking, 678 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,649 why are you so obsessed with having a kid? 679 00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:31,915 Well... 680 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,894 I only met my daughter Jane recently, 681 00:26:33,895 --> 00:26:36,993 and being her dad has been the greatest joy in my life. 682 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,226 But I didn't get to do it 683 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:41,231 from the beginning. 684 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,303 And I want that, Darci. 685 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,838 I don't believe it. 686 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,270 (chuckles): Stop. 687 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,265 She went through your bag. 688 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,136 Life's too short to stay mad. 689 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,746 As the Italians say: 690 00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:57,277 Oggi in figura, domani in sepoltura. 691 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,317 (laughs) Sorry. 692 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,018 (voice fading): It means "Today in person, tomorrow in the grave." 693 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,851 Kind of like carpe diem. 694 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:04,986 (church bell tolls) 695 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:17,669 I told you Mommy would be back. 696 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,400 Now, come on. 697 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,406 RAFAEL: It wasn't a church I remembered. 698 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,046 It was a convent. 699 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,877 There was a nun who spoke Italian and this creepy statue. 700 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,021 It was a woman's head wearing a veil. 701 00:27:33,022 --> 00:27:34,179 MICHAEL: Is that it? 702 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,346 Yeah. 703 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:37,915 Yeah, that looks right. 704 00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,261 It's in St. Genevieve's Convent here in Miami. 705 00:27:40,262 --> 00:27:42,089 And guess where their mother superior, 706 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,762 Constantine Ciancuilli, 707 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:45,332 did her junior nun training. 708 00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:47,701 It's her novitiate, not junior nun training. Right. 709 00:27:47,702 --> 00:27:49,200 She was at the convent in Orvieto. 710 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,431 Okay. So what now? You question her, 711 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:52,396 you search her office, or what? 712 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:54,935 MICHAEL: Your childhood memory isn't enough for a warrant. 713 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:56,210 Plus, if she was involved with your mom 714 00:27:56,211 --> 00:27:59,708 and dealing stolen art, she could run. 715 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,381 Okay, this is interesting. 716 00:28:01,382 --> 00:28:04,949 Mother Constantine visits St. Vincent's Hospital every weekday 717 00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:06,319 at 2:00 pm, and there are tours 718 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,118 of the convent every day at 2:30. 719 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,689 So you want me to take a tour, see if it triggers anything? 720 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:13,790 Exactly. Anything more specific could get us a warrant. 721 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,993 RAFAEL: Yeah, cool. Okay, so I'll-I'll just go in there 722 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,225 like a tourist and look around at all the nun stuff. 723 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,596 Oh, my God. 724 00:28:19,597 --> 00:28:20,957 You can't go in there calling it "nun stuff." 725 00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:22,226 Let me go with him. 726 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,969 I'll know the right questions to ask. 727 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,709 Otherwise, he's gonna stick out like a rich, godless sore thumb. 728 00:28:27,710 --> 00:28:30,137 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us... 729 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:31,876 well, here. 730 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:34,377 We're so excited for the tour. 731 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:38,780 Yes, uh, we hear the main chapel is awesome. 732 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,387 Amen. 733 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,318 (church bell tolls) 734 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,092 (crows cawing, bird screeches) 735 00:28:45,093 --> 00:28:47,391 (Latin Lover Narrator laughs) 736 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:50,363 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sorry. I couldn't resist Hitchcocking it up a bit. 737 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,998 (phone ringing) 738 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:56,269 Oh, but this is scary enough on its own. 739 00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:57,898 Hello? 740 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,343 WOMAN: A couple showed up out of the blue. 741 00:29:00,344 --> 00:29:03,339 I think one of them is Rafael Solano. 742 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,942 Thank you, Sister. 743 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:07,905 I'll come right back. 744 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,450 SISTER JULIA: Our convent 745 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:16,020 is in the Gothic style, rare to the Miami area. 746 00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:18,359 In modern times, service to the community 747 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,417 has always been our main priority. 748 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:23,856 In fact, originally, this convent was European. 749 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,163 The structures were dismantled stone by stone, 750 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,325 bound with protective hay... 751 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,133 What? 752 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:32,965 Uh, I don't know. Something feels familiar. 753 00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:35,042 Go. 754 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:46,379 (church bell tolling) 755 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:51,394 (indistinct, muffled chatter) 756 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:07,544 (sighs) 757 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,189 Good afternoon, Mother Superior. 758 00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:25,488 You're back early. Will you be joining us for Vespers? 759 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,161 Just after I stop by my office. 760 00:30:27,162 --> 00:30:29,559 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, no! 761 00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:32,332 I'd say we're in the midst of a classic suspense sequence. 762 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,401 Remember Hitchcock's rules? 763 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,548 SISTER JULIA: All right, 764 00:30:48,549 --> 00:30:50,507 and this is the end of the tour. 765 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,416 SISTER MONICA: The Mother Superior 766 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,948 is back early, if you'd like to join her for Vespers. 767 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,862 SISTER JULIA: Oh, there's no cell service here. 768 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,231 Of course. 769 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,199 (chuckles softly) 770 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,500 (phone alarm beeping) 771 00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:18,341 Ugh! 772 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,544 Uh, hey, hey, Sister, hold up! 773 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:25,647 So sorry. I just so wanted to meet Mother Constantine. 774 00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:28,486 I heard so much about her good works. 775 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,487 And I traveled so far. 776 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,659 I believe she went to her office. 777 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,287 It's that way, through the chapel. 778 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,298 Mother Constantine? 779 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,374 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hurry, Rafael! 780 00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,543 Hurry! JANE: Mother Constantine. 781 00:31:49,544 --> 00:31:51,309 Oh. Sorry. 782 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,310 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Jane, wrong nun! 783 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,482 With age, the hearing isn't so good. 784 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:08,657 I always knew this day would come. 785 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:11,596 And, friends, 786 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,127 now it's time for rule number three. 787 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:18,136 But I'm afraid we can't do that. 788 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,637 Not yet. 789 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:29,047 Okay, I-I don't understand. 790 00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:30,608 Do you know who I am? 791 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,516 Of course. 792 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,478 You're Rafael Solano. 793 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,486 Okay, what-what is going on? 794 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,519 I'll tell you. 795 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,255 Please sit. 796 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:44,490 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, tension defused. 797 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:48,066 I don't know about you, but I thought Rafael was in trouble. 798 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:59,042 I'm sorry. I don't know how to say this. 799 00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:00,511 Then I'll ask. 800 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:03,081 Were you dealing in stolen art with my father? 801 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,249 Yes. 802 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,618 During my novitiate 803 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:11,489 in Orvieto, the convent was in financial trouble. 804 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:15,126 Our orphanage, it needed money. 805 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,427 And then your father approached me. 806 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:19,597 So he paid you to steal it? 807 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:21,428 In my idealistic youth, 808 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:25,603 I saw myself as a Robin Hood of sorts, 809 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:28,274 taking from the rich to help the orphans. 810 00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:32,276 Why did my mother pay you every month, even after he died? 811 00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:35,207 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay. I think this is the big reveal. 812 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,148 Brace yourself, buddy. 813 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:40,618 Elena discovered the deal I made with Emilio 814 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:43,649 and threatened to expose me. 815 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:46,285 Unless I did something for her. 816 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:48,026 She continued to pay me 817 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:51,157 every month, even though I wanted her to stop. 818 00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:53,363 To remind me, I think. 819 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,625 As if I could ever forget. 820 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:59,303 In any case, the truth. 821 00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:01,574 You deserve it. 822 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,478 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Remember what I said. 823 00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:07,607 This will change everything. 824 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,613 Go on. 825 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,386 Open it. 826 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,647 I still have so many questions. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Observe Jane 827 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,086 trying to distract the nun she thinks is the mother superior. 828 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:22,492 About... the flying buttresses. 829 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,094 Sorry, dear, 830 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:25,596 but we've been over everything I know 831 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,557 about the building's architecture. 832 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,766 Of course, she's definitely not the mother superior. 833 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,598 Wait, please! 834 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,603 There is something else I need to talk about. 835 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:37,165 It's... personal. 836 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,506 It's a... 837 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:40,678 r-really personal problem. 838 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,309 Yes? 839 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:49,651 What do you do if you and your child's father differ, 840 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:51,655 in terms of religious upbringing? 841 00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:54,757 Oh, well, that's a problem many families face. 842 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,460 Exactly, exactly. 843 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:59,100 See, I've always gone to mass regularly. 844 00:34:59,101 --> 00:35:01,428 I mean, not lately, but... And why do you think 845 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,600 that is? 846 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,169 Oh. Well, I don't know. 847 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,670 Life got in the way, 848 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:09,272 I guess, and then, um... 849 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:12,744 Well, my husband got shot, and he almost died. 850 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,717 Yeah, so that was big. 851 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,618 Um... 852 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:27,755 And I felt mad at God, honestly. 853 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:32,396 Because... why did that happen? 854 00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:34,827 Why would he do that? I mean, what is the reason? 855 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,467 (sniffles) 856 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,136 I'm sorry. 857 00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:40,397 No, no, no. It's all right. 858 00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:43,665 Even nuns experience doubt at times. 859 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:47,905 And I can see that having a relationship with God 860 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,680 is important to you. 861 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,216 And as with all relationships, 862 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:55,687 sometimes they take work. 863 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,720 So, we should go. 864 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:02,556 Are you okay? 865 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,561 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 866 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:07,163 Thank you. 867 00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,795 (quietly): Sorry. I was trying to distract the mother superior. 868 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:14,172 That's not the mother superior. 869 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:16,507 So, nothing? 870 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,508 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait, what was in the envelope? 871 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,510 No. Nothing. 872 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,482 And I'm returning the stolen art 873 00:36:22,483 --> 00:36:24,211 and turning myself in to the police. 874 00:36:24,216 --> 00:36:26,546 What? I don't want you to withhold any evidence 875 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,592 that could help with this investigation. 876 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:32,318 You don't have to make a decision right now. 877 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:33,791 I've already decided. 878 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,230 I want to set a good example for Mateo. 879 00:36:36,231 --> 00:36:38,698 So I have to stop this completely insane 880 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:41,597 and corrupt cycle that is the Solano family. 881 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,866 So, I've been thinking, 882 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,710 I should work on my relationship with God right now. 883 00:36:49,711 --> 00:36:51,678 Hold off a little with Mateo. 884 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:53,677 Yeah? 885 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:54,979 I think that's a good idea. 886 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,350 And I'm happy to go to church with you. 887 00:36:57,351 --> 00:36:58,749 Occasionally. 888 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,450 I'm gonna be busy soon, 889 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,085 back to work. 890 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,716 Plus, you and Abuela could use the quality time. 891 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,422 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 892 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:06,893 Mwah. Now leave me alone. 893 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,792 I've got to get some writing done. Okay. 894 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,644 Oh, yeah. Here we go. 895 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,495 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which she did, for the record. 896 00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,527 (sighs) 897 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,897 (thunder rumbling) 898 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,737 For the whole dark and stormy night. 899 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,808 (thunder rumbling) 900 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,747 And morning. You're up early. 901 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:32,748 I want to finish this chapter before brunch at Abuela's. 902 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,519 I'm changing it from a first-person narrative to third. 903 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,989 An omniscient point of view will build suspense. (phone ringing) 904 00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:38,990 Agreed. 905 00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:40,721 Hello? Case in point, 906 00:37:40,726 --> 00:37:43,526 Michael's about to get terrible news. 907 00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:44,928 Okay. 908 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,797 What's wrong? 909 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:47,928 What's going on? 910 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,833 I didn't pass my physical. 911 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,966 I can't go back to the force. 912 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:54,038 What? 913 00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:55,369 No. 914 00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:56,874 They said desk duty. 915 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,005 I can do desk duty. 916 00:38:03,348 --> 00:38:04,948 I'm sorry about Michael. 917 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,950 Yeah. He just needs a little time alone. 918 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,419 Yeah. 919 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:10,320 Sit? 920 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,829 I know you know. 921 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:23,804 About Bruce. 922 00:38:23,805 --> 00:38:25,502 What are you doing, Mom? 923 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,638 He's changed. He has. Stop. 924 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,307 He's a good person. 925 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,678 He's a jerk who broke your heart over and over. 926 00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:33,807 Not to mention he's a liar who hid the fact 927 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,512 that he was married from you. 928 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:40,418 No. He didn't. 929 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:42,319 What? 930 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,889 I knew. 931 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:48,790 I knew he was married when we got together. 932 00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:50,864 Great. 933 00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,866 DARCI: I'm giving you one more chance. 934 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:58,097 Thank you, Darci Factor, thank you. 935 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,773 Because I've found just what you're looking for. 936 00:39:00,774 --> 00:39:04,809 This girl shares your values, your desires. 937 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,510 No attachments. Has her own money. 938 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,580 And most importantly, wants a baby. 939 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,411 You're not trying to pawn off Chelsea Handler on me again, 940 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:12,416 are you? 941 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,877 Rogelio, it's me. 942 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,386 Not to date. 943 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,048 Just to have a baby with. 944 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,556 Think about it. 945 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:20,958 We'd be very 946 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:21,959 compatible parents. 947 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,728 Two aging narcissists. 948 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,398 We'd only have the kid half the time. 949 00:39:25,399 --> 00:39:27,427 The other half, we'd get to have lives. 950 00:39:27,432 --> 00:39:31,672 I can't believe you called me aging. 951 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:34,644 Will you at least think about it? 952 00:39:34,645 --> 00:39:37,039 I'm having a baby! 953 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:43,049 So, congratulations on your bouncing baby... 954 00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:44,608 business arrangement. 955 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,546 Thank you. 956 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,950 (ringtone playing) 957 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:50,788 Catalina. Hey. CATALINA: Hey, love. 958 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:53,059 I'm... I've just come from Raf's and I'm a bit worried. 959 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,688 He seems really upset, 960 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:55,833 but he wouldn't say why. 961 00:39:55,834 --> 00:39:57,457 Oh, no. 962 00:39:57,462 --> 00:39:58,931 Yeah, I thought you should know. 963 00:39:58,932 --> 00:40:00,130 Yeah, thanks for telling me. 964 00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:02,600 I'll check in on him. 965 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,001 I feel terrible for misjudging her. 966 00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:06,603 I had her all wrong. 967 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:08,165 (knocking) 968 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:11,173 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or did she? 969 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,906 (French accent): How could you run out on me like that, huh? 970 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,482 And with my mother's jewels? 971 00:40:15,483 --> 00:40:16,980 Oh, no. 972 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,082 Does this mean you're mad? 973 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,617 Stay mad at you? 974 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,718 Impossible. (giggles) 975 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,150 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, get me out of here. 976 00:40:23,155 --> 00:40:25,015 This is cray-cray, right? 977 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,686 It's just been a pretty crazy day, so... 978 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:33,555 I wanted to check in. 979 00:40:33,579 --> 00:40:39,579 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 980 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:44,043 Rafael. 981 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:46,884 What is it? 982 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:53,879 Mother Constantine gave it to me. 983 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:57,845 It's a secret she kept for Elena for 32 years. 984 00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:59,916 Open it. 985 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,226 What is it? 986 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:08,031 It's a birth certificate. 987 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:10,668 My birth certificate. 988 00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:12,969 I was born in Italy. 989 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:16,740 Right around the time Elena lost a baby. 990 00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:19,781 She bribed the nuns, and they brought me over. 991 00:41:19,782 --> 00:41:21,638 What? 992 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,575 I'm not a Solano. 993 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,254 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yes, like I told you, 994 00:41:28,255 --> 00:41:31,723 that envelope will change everything.