1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,101 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right. Lots to catch up on 2 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,674 and not much time. So, Jane, married to Michael, 3 00:00:05,675 --> 00:00:07,473 friends with her baby daddy Rafael, 4 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:09,375 and currently a little tense with her abuela. 5 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:11,777 See, Alba hated her sister Cecilia, and they hadn't spoken 6 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,379 in 40 years. But then Jane got in touch 7 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,082 with her granddaughter, who lived in London. 8 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,783 Hi! Hi! 9 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:20,115 And, well, it drove a wedge between them. 10 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:23,221 Oh, and Catalina decided to make a surprise appearance! 11 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,224 Jane! Hi! 12 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,526 Oh, my God. OMG indeed! 13 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,098 And speaking of, Petra's twin sister Anezka 14 00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:33,227 froze her and took her place. 15 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:36,503 But luckily Petra woke up, and said this: 16 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,804 I am Anezka. 17 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,136 Of course, Petra had ulterior motives. 18 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,442 Why did you protect me? 19 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,043 Because of the hotel shares. 20 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:46,445 They'd be void. Rafael signed them to you as me. 21 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:50,177 So first, she made Anezka break up with her true love, Scott. 22 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,322 And then, she set her sights on Rafael. 23 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:54,119 I'm not walking away from this hotel. 24 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:55,121 You are. 25 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:56,722 Why are you doing this? 26 00:00:56,724 --> 00:01:00,126 I'm only going to say this once. It wasn't me. 27 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:03,527 I know. Tough times, right? And speaking of tough, 28 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:06,669 Rogelio was trying to break into the American TV scene. 29 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:08,397 But there was a slight catch. 30 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,142 I will have to reveal my penis. 31 00:01:10,143 --> 00:01:11,637 Oh. And Jane's mom Xo 32 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,339 also had a career revelation 33 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:14,840 and decided to open a dance school. 34 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:18,081 And speaking of moms, Rafael's was a crime lord. 35 00:01:18,082 --> 00:01:20,509 And she was murdered. And a clue in the Bible 36 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,248 led to a secret bank account 37 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,849 that the police were trying to track. 38 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:27,120 I know. Moms, right? They're a handful. 39 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,489 And on that note, let's dive in. 40 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:32,420 As you all know, Jane Gloriana Villanueva 41 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,686 grew up loved. 42 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,634 I got to run, but Abuela's here. 43 00:01:35,635 --> 00:01:37,397 If a bit lonely at times. 44 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,728 And if I'm being honest, 45 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,232 which I'm always being... 46 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,334 JANE: Excellent tea. 47 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,365 Outstanding, really. 48 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:47,109 ...if she had one wish as a child, it was to have a sister. 49 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:50,208 So when Catalina Maria Mora showed up out of the blue, 50 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:53,446 well, it didn't feel like the bomb that it was. 51 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,877 It felt like that wish come true. 52 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,216 What are you... 53 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,647 doing here? 54 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,286 The craziest thing: 55 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,417 I was heading back from Venezuela 56 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,361 and I had an unscheduled layover in Miami. 57 00:02:04,362 --> 00:02:07,888 And I just met you, and I don't know, it felt like a sign. 58 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,725 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, she's speaking Jane's language. 59 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,430 I love that so much. 60 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,432 I left you two voice mails... My battery's dead. 61 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,374 I figured, so I just came. (laughter) 62 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:17,337 You must be sexy cop husband. 63 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:18,868 I don't know about sexy, but, uh... 64 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:20,473 but cop is... true. 65 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,876 Ooh! Sexy and modest! 66 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:24,437 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh! 67 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:26,745 She's a kisser! Okay. Um... 68 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,207 No, come on in! (laughter) 69 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,305 Oh! Lovely! 70 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,876 Welcome. We're moving. 71 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,185 Oh, fun, I love moving! 72 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,317 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Who loves moving? 73 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,651 Really? Of course! It's a chance 74 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,916 to redecorate, reinvent... 75 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,491 (gasps) Is that 76 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,360 a doggie door? I love dogs! 77 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,661 You have a dog? 78 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,862 Um, we're discussing getting a cat. 79 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,764 (chuckling): They're preliminary discussions. 80 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,766 If you want a cat, get a cat! What's there to discuss? 81 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:49,939 Well, Jane's more of the planning type. 82 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,467 (grunts) Ah. 83 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,206 Well, that's never been my strong suit. 84 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,637 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Clearly. (inhales) 85 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:55,812 Okay, so. Full confession: 86 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:58,409 this visit isn't totally unmotivated. 87 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,882 My abuela knows we connected and wanted to see 88 00:02:59,883 --> 00:03:01,710 if we could help them fix things. 89 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,475 Oh. Um... my grandma asked me to stay out of it. 90 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,345 But I want to hang out with you. 91 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,891 Please, stay here tonight. Oh, no! I-I can't. 92 00:03:08,892 --> 00:03:10,789 I don't want to impose, you're moving. 93 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,310 Who cares? We'll pull out sheets. 94 00:03:12,311 --> 00:03:13,818 Right, Michael? Oh. Yeah, why not? 95 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,657 (laughing): Oh, great! 96 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,297 Um, the loo? 97 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:18,398 Hmm? 98 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,566 The bathroom. 99 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:20,927 Through there. Thank you. 100 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,766 (quietly): Are you sure about this? 101 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:27,472 Michael, come on. She's my first cousin. 102 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:28,974 Well, actually, not my first cousin. 103 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,506 Maybe my third? But still, 104 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,641 who cares? 105 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,405 A cousin. I have a cousin! 106 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:35,875 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw, looks like Jane is finally 107 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,583 getting that tea party she always wanted. 108 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:38,915 (laughing): So... 109 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,989 after Oxford, I met this guy in a rock band 110 00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:42,418 and followed him to Paris. 111 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:43,823 He was a nihilist and a philistine 112 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,459 but gorgeous and, ugh, so brilliant. 113 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,429 We broke up within days but I decided to stay and take culinary classes, 114 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,900 which is when I studied under Ludo before living in Berlin. 115 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:53,466 Wow. 116 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,427 I've been on an airplane four times. 117 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,936 (laughter) 118 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,497 I love that top, by the way. 119 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:01,566 (Jane moaning) CATALINA: Right? 120 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,905 Mm-hmm. I am telling you, 121 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,710 this lady who owned this brothel in Thailand 122 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,980 was a genius! 123 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:09,549 JANE: Mm! (chuckles) 124 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,980 And they threatened to run away, but my grandma chickened out, 125 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:14,786 so Alba convinced her to spend the night in the barn. 126 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,588 (laughter) JANE: She's incredible, Michael. 127 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,591 Well traveled and artistic 128 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,393 and adventurous and so funny. Mm. 129 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,856 we were up all night. Oh, I heard. When do you think 130 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,325 she's gonna be out of the shower? 'Cause the movers are gonna be here any minute. 131 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:30,403 I'm sure she's almost done. (shower turns off) 132 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,971 So, 133 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,542 we were actually talking about her staying for a few more days. 134 00:04:34,543 --> 00:04:35,708 With us? 135 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,609 In our new place? 136 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,480 There's so much to catch up on. 137 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,681 Wh... What? What was that look? 138 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,753 (quietly): Well, don't you think it's a little weird 139 00:04:44,754 --> 00:04:47,620 that she shows up... unannounced? 140 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,890 (clicks tongue) Aw. 141 00:04:48,891 --> 00:04:50,689 You've just been around me too long. 142 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:53,361 Not everyone's a planner. Her style's more... 143 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:55,590 spontaneous. CATALINA: Morning, morning! 144 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,426 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Apparently, her style 145 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,631 doesn't include wearing a bra. 146 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,633 Hey! So, 147 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,635 we actually talked about it, and... 148 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,637 please stay with us for a few more days! Yes! 149 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,039 Incredible, fun, I'd love to! (both laugh) 150 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:09,541 (giggling) 151 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,077 (whistling) 152 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,708 (explosion) 153 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,651 ¶ ¶ 154 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,316 And you don't have to meet her. I know you don't want to. 155 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,863 I just wanted you to know she's here. 156 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,801 Y... (clears throat) 157 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,332 Thanks. You have to come by the new place. 158 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:36,004 As soon as Cat leaves. 159 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,068 So, I should go to my meeting. Hopefully, 160 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,673 I can get my T.A. job back. 161 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,874 The dean said no way you're getting 162 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,405 your T.A. job back. 163 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,940 Apparently that bridge has been burned. 164 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,405 (shrieking): No! Wait, wait, this is a mistake! 165 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,449 To a crisp. (shouting) 166 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,080 But I was at a party the other night, and I ran 167 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:53,616 into Leslie Clark from Silver Horizon Publishing. 168 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,120 Have you heard of them? 169 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,560 Romance with a slant towards historical fiction, 170 00:05:57,561 --> 00:05:59,958 won a RITA award for their Dawn's Early Light trilogy 171 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,590 set in the War of 1812. 172 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,095 (laughing): Yes. Yes. 173 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,697 Yes. I've heard of them. 174 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,028 Well, she's looking for a new assistant. 175 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,074 Really? W-What does that entail? 176 00:06:09,075 --> 00:06:10,636 I have no idea. 177 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:11,667 It was a party. 178 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:12,902 I recommended you. 179 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,506 What? Yeah. Here's her card. 180 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,968 Her current assistant's info is on there. 181 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,076 Oh, my God! Thank you so much! 182 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,750 I'm gonna hug you, okay? Just stand still. 183 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,619 (exclaims) LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In a less huggy mood... 184 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,588 When I said I wanted you out of the hotel, it wasn't theoretical. 185 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,419 No, I have someone lined up to rent out your penthouse. 186 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:33,062 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: As you'll recall, Petra Solano 187 00:06:33,063 --> 00:06:34,890 was back from the dead and on a rampage. 188 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,425 What? 189 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,000 It was a majority shareholder decision. 190 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:39,928 Meaning my decision. 191 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,171 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hell, I'm scared of her! 192 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:42,498 Why are you doing this? I just... 193 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:43,672 I don't understand. 194 00:06:43,673 --> 00:06:45,500 Here's what I don't understand. 195 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,936 How you were married to me, said you loved me, 196 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,941 then slept with my sister and worked alongside her 197 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,480 for months without ever realizing it wasn't me. 198 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:57,121 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah. I got nothing either, buddy. 199 00:06:57,122 --> 00:07:00,117 I'm sorry. It's... all I can say. 200 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,489 But we have children together. Yes, and that's unfortunate. 201 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,660 We'll have the nannies coordinate. 202 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,628 End of next week, I want you out. 203 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,496 ROGELIO: I'm stunned. 204 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:13,166 Did you drop my name at the bank? Yeah, unfortunately, 205 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,497 it didn't translate into a boost to my credit score. 206 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:18,002 Then I will loan you the money to open your dance studio. 207 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,935 I thought you might offer, but no. 208 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,508 You'll say you won't interfere, 209 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:23,909 but then you'll want a say. 210 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,641 Of course I'll want a say! 211 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,546 In fact, you should want me to have a say. 212 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,648 I'm excellent at branding and promotion. 213 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,220 Plus, I know a little something about dance... 214 00:07:32,221 --> 00:07:34,187 (scoffs) I know you think you do. 215 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:35,618 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What's this? 216 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,889 Some kind of private joke? 217 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,520 Well. Come on, at least show me the place 218 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:39,715 you're interested in renting. 219 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:41,894 Sorry. No. Sorry. 220 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:42,925 Sorry. Uh-uh. All right. 221 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,230 Hey! 222 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,061 I'm off carbs. I need to slim down 223 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,896 for my big full frontal scene. 224 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,171 What about the crew? The crew's naked body 225 00:07:50,172 --> 00:07:52,670 is not gonna not be featured in an indie feature! 226 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,673 Fine. They want you in makeup, 227 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,105 and here are some script revisions. 228 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,179 Thank you, Rudy. (chuckles) 229 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,747 ROGELIO: What the hell? 230 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,778 This is a huge episode. I finally see Ava 231 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,254 and realize she went through the time portal after me. 232 00:08:06,255 --> 00:08:08,153 It's a turning point in the novela. 233 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,615 We had to... And it's supposed to happen in the episode 234 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,224 where I prevent the third world war 235 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:13,956 by ending the Cuban Missile Crisis. 236 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,061 The thing is, you... And why does the episode now 237 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,503 take place in Vernon J. Herzing's house? 238 00:08:18,504 --> 00:08:20,867 And who the hell is that?! 239 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:23,028 (dings) 240 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,236 I guess you made some sort of deal with the studio? 241 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,970 All nudity in television and film 242 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,875 is not permitted, as it tarnishes our brand. 243 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,178 So, what are you saying? I can't take the part? 244 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:37,149 You can do it. If you do something for us in exchange. 245 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,119 We have a chance to do a product integration and make some money 246 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,688 for the show and for the studio. 247 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,519 But the writers said no. 248 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:48,225 Well, allow me to overrule the writers. 249 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,958 Okay, so I'll eat the cereal during the Cuban Missile Crisis. 250 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,895 But HBO wasn't invented then. 251 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:57,069 The TV station? The cereal. 252 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,870 Who cares? No one will notice. 253 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,272 PETRA: Enough! 254 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,975 Stop following me. I-It's just... 255 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,207 now that you rethought leaving, I thought 256 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,582 maybe you rethought us. 257 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,748 I didn't. But... 258 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:11,249 what we had, uh... the things we said to each other. What...? 259 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,621 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Just a friendly reminder: 260 00:09:13,622 --> 00:09:16,150 That wasn't Petra. That was all Anezka. 261 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,216 My sister had a health crisis, 262 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,226 and I... I melted down. 263 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,028 And now that she feels better, 264 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,297 well, I... 265 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:25,898 I feel different, too. 266 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,099 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'll say. 267 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,100 So, let me 268 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,771 be unequivocal. 269 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:35,308 We are never, ever getting back together. 270 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,239 Ever. 271 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,109 You don't have to throw our song in my face! 272 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,049 JANE: I'm so excited. 273 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,920 I could be working directly with the publisher. 274 00:09:44,921 --> 00:09:46,648 Getting to read galleys, 275 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,593 and observe the editing process from start to finish. 276 00:09:48,594 --> 00:09:50,258 Amazing! That's amazing, babe! 277 00:09:50,259 --> 00:09:51,917 I know. Uh, I... (chuckles) 278 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,825 I am a little nervous about the interview. 279 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,727 You know, Donaldson didn't have any details on the job 280 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,099 so I can't do my usual hard-core prepping. 281 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,957 Oh, you'll be fine. 282 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,696 (sighs) I got a job as a sommelier on a Greek island 283 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,142 one summer, and I knew exactly zero about wine. 284 00:10:04,143 --> 00:10:05,837 I totally faked it. 285 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,069 Dropped some buzz words like "oaky" and "bouquet" 286 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,335 at the interview. Really? 287 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,611 Truly. And this is terrible wine. 288 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,012 I'm buying you some wine. 289 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,283 Trust me. Everything you need to know, 290 00:10:15,284 --> 00:10:17,850 you can learn on the job. Just... 291 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,720 lead with confidence. 292 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,221 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now... 293 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,955 Hi! I'm Jane! 294 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,161 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Confidence, not volume. 295 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,097 Sorry. I'm excited. 296 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,628 (chuckling): I'm Jane. You must be Alice. 297 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,134 We spoke on the phone. Yes. Hi. 298 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,295 It's good you're excited. 299 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,903 You should be; Leslie is great. 300 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,804 I'll let her know you're here. 301 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,408 (sighs) 302 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,779 And considering Silver Horizon's slant 303 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:46,778 towards historical fiction, I think it would be 304 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,910 a perfect fit for me. 305 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,184 And I'd work my butt off. Well, Jane, 306 00:10:49,185 --> 00:10:51,917 I really like your energy, 307 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,048 and you come with quite 308 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,023 a recommendation. Marlene Donaldson? 309 00:10:55,024 --> 00:10:56,422 She hates everybody. 310 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,990 It took me a while 311 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,391 but I finally wore her down. 312 00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:00,393 We hug now. 313 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:01,827 Oh, come on. 314 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,928 Well, once, but I might try it again. 315 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,330 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Way to go, Jane, you're crushing it. 316 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,402 And you know Spark Express, of course? 317 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,740 Of course, yes, absolutely. 318 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,674 Great. 319 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,206 Um, could you help me with this issue? 320 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,240 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh... now? 321 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,946 I can't seem to delete this field. 322 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,077 Oh, yeah. 323 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,249 Sure. 324 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,450 Let's see. 325 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:29,945 This one? 326 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,086 Uh-huh. Okay. 327 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,961 So, did you try highlighting it? 328 00:11:32,962 --> 00:11:34,959 Mm-hmm. 329 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,091 Uh-oh. 330 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,156 What's... what's wrong? I-I... 331 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,395 I seem to have deleted the file. 332 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,769 Uh, l-let me just undo it. 333 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:42,227 (scoffs) 334 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,865 Would you... just in case, did you back it up? 335 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,100 No. 336 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,235 This is two hours of work. 337 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,870 Alice! 338 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,105 I thought you knew the software. 339 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,377 I meant I'd learn it. 340 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,378 ALICE: What's going on? 341 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,246 We need I.T. in here. 342 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,377 I'm so sorry. 343 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,049 Just go. 344 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,250 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yup. 345 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,751 So, she really bombed that. 346 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,053 (whistling) 347 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,333 The publisher basically threw me out of her office. 348 00:12:08,334 --> 00:12:10,428 It was a disaster. I'm sorry, babe. 349 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,430 At least now you know to trust your instincts. 350 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,432 Oh, no, stop, you can't give up. 351 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,334 You have the assistant's info, work her a little. 352 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,196 You can recover. JANE: I don't know. 353 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,865 This was a pretty epic fail. 354 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,073 Agree. Just move on. 355 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,374 Don't be silly. 356 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,276 Once, I really bungled things 357 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,438 while working Fashion Week in Milan, 358 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,776 but since I was besties 359 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:28,981 with Zac Posen's assistant, 360 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,850 he got Zac to look the other way. 361 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,121 Do you have the assistant's number? 362 00:12:32,122 --> 00:12:33,889 Alice? Yeah. 363 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,055 Mm? 364 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,027 I can't send that. 365 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,358 Sure you can! 366 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,530 Come on. 367 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,101 Oh. 368 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,798 (phone whooshes) 369 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,803 CATALINA: Yeah! 370 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,138 (phone beeps) 371 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,439 Ah! A smiley face! 372 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,370 Yay! You're in. (laughs) 373 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,435 CATALINA (laughing): Good. JANE: And it worked, Mom. 374 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,244 I mean, I've been texting with her assistant all night. 375 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,906 She said she'd work her boss. 376 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,154 XIOMARA: That's great, hon. 377 00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:03,816 Uh, listen, I should go. 378 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,847 Okay. 379 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,151 Bye, Mom. 380 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,486 Come on. 381 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,117 Let's toast to our new apartment 382 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,157 with our, uh, bad wine. 383 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,218 (chuckles) 384 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,391 Do you ever wish 385 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,456 you traveled? 386 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,899 I mean... 387 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,401 I haven't really thought about it much. 388 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,036 Me, neither. 389 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,137 Do you want to? 390 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,869 I don't know. 391 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,374 Maybe. 392 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,176 I mean, not now. 393 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,408 After grad school? 394 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,879 What about Mateo? 395 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,310 We would take him. 396 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,975 And my job? 397 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,019 I know, you're right. 398 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,388 It's not practical. 399 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,959 (sighs) 400 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,504 What? 401 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,845 Have we met? 402 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,318 Uh, I don't think so. 403 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,949 You're Petra Solano, right? 404 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,120 Yes. 405 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,156 You've been served. 406 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,417 What? 407 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,555 (whistling) 408 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,260 You're suing me for sexual harassment? 409 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,563 You-You know that's not true. 410 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,532 Your word against mine. 411 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,233 Please keep away. Are you... 412 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,366 What are you doing? You've created 413 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,400 a hostile work environment. 414 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,472 I don't feel safe around you. 415 00:14:32,473 --> 00:14:33,472 Now, is there 416 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,573 a work-related topic 417 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,908 you would like to discuss? 418 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:36,979 Otherwise, this conversation 419 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,977 is highly inappropriate. 420 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,579 Did I blow your mind or did I blow your mind? 421 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:46,282 It's beautiful, Rogelio, but I already saw this online 422 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,986 and it's twice what I want to spend, 423 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,618 which is why I want the other one. 424 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:53,459 Ah, but you didn't factor in the celebrity discount. 425 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,129 I told the owner of the strip mall 426 00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:57,498 I'd do a commercial for his fro-yo place 427 00:14:57,499 --> 00:15:00,027 and negotiated the rent down to half price. 428 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,533 What? I told you, I'm a value add. 429 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,095 (gasps) Are you serious?! 430 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,304 You know I'm always serious 431 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,465 about dance. 432 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,940 Oh, my God, 433 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,571 would you stop it already? 434 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,976 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, I found out what 435 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,337 these private jokes are about. 436 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,435 So, for our first competition, 437 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,046 I think we should do 438 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,048 a high-octane, "Rhythm Nation"-type routine. 439 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,380 Sweet! That's tight. 440 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,515 No, no, no, no, no. 441 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,519 Just put me in the center 442 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,190 and have the girls freak up against me. 443 00:15:23,191 --> 00:15:25,119 To hide that you can't dance? 444 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,955 What? (girls chuckle) 445 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,130 Please, we know you're just here to meet girls. 446 00:15:29,131 --> 00:15:30,996 Oh, I can dance. 447 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,397 Prove it. 448 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,029 Let's see you follow my moves. 449 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,138 ¶ Let me see you shake it, shake it ¶ 450 00:15:37,139 --> 00:15:38,537 ¶ What? ¶ 451 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,968 ¶ I wanna see you move your body ¶ 452 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,543 ¶ I want to get the party started ¶ 453 00:15:41,544 --> 00:15:42,671 ¶ Hey ¶ 454 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:45,276 ¶ Join in like go on, go on ¶ 455 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,278 ¶ Let me see you shake it, shake it ¶ ¶ What? ¶ 456 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,710 ¶ I wanna see you move your body ¶ 457 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,154 ¶ I wanna get the party started ¶ ¶ Hey ¶ 458 00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:51,950 ¶ Join in like go on, go on ¶ 459 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,090 ¶ Let me see you shake it, shake it. ¶ 460 00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:55,287 (sighs) It's perfect. 461 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,548 And, friends, 462 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,686 it felt too good to be true. 463 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,359 Which it was. 464 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,290 Let them just finish signing the paperwork. 465 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,625 Congratulations. 466 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,160 It's all yours. 467 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,725 Thank you so much. 468 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,573 And that's when she saw him. 469 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,465 Oh, my God. Yup. Bruce. 470 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,565 Oh, I'm sorry. 471 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,036 You don't know who Bruce is. 472 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,178 Well, listen up. 473 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,046 JANE: Bruce is the worst! 474 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,077 His law office is right by your studio? 475 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,083 Can you get out of your lease? 476 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,645 Stop. You're being crazy. 477 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,620 I'm not! He's the worst. 478 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,389 Why? Well, 479 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,720 first, he was married, and he didn't tell Mom. 480 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,256 Then, 481 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,730 she finds out, and he keeps saying 482 00:16:35,731 --> 00:16:38,129 that he's gonna leave his wife, but he never does. 483 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,731 She keeps saying that she's done, 484 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,368 over and over and over and over, 485 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,499 oh, and over and over. 486 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,004 Mmm. I agree. 487 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,736 He's a jerk. Now, go to work. 488 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,108 I got Mateo. I'm just saying that 489 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,409 you don't need to be around him. 490 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,210 Jane, enough. That was a different time in my life. 491 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,348 I can't even imagine being with Bruce now. 492 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,249 People move on. 493 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,321 ¶ ¶ 494 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,417 (gasps) (laughs) 495 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,355 Hey. Am I early? 496 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,190 No. I just finished my shift. 497 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,755 Great. Want to go out for drinks? 498 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,264 Oh, I can't. Mateo and Michael are waiting for us. 499 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,496 Oh. One? 500 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,571 We'll strategize about your career. 501 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,337 Fine. One. Yes. 502 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,409 And that's when... 503 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,337 Hi there. 504 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,042 Oh, hey. Uh, Rafael, 505 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,614 this is my cousin Catalina. 506 00:17:25,615 --> 00:17:27,780 Ah, this is Catalina. 507 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,650 And you must be the baby daddy. 508 00:17:29,651 --> 00:17:32,618 Officially-- but you can call me Rafael. (laughs) 509 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,319 Was that a spark between them? 510 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,821 Nah, I was just reading into it, I'm sure. 511 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,124 Vodka soda, light on the soda. Jane? 512 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,226 Um... You know, I think I'll 513 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,657 join you guys for a drink. 514 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,333 So I told him you can't wear Speedos in the dining room. 515 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:52,235 (laughing) Ah, the "kooky guest in the Speedo" story. 516 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,708 Jane's heard this one about a hundred times. 517 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,076 So I gave in and I threw him a robe. 518 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,237 (sputtering laugh) 519 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,780 (sighs): So... we should head out. 520 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,782 Oh, no. We ordered another round 521 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,684 when you went to the loo. But, hey, you know, 522 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,086 if you need to run... 523 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,622 What's another drink? 524 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,832 So, I spent the summer crewing on my friend Dorian's yacht 525 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,528 off the coast of Monaco... Wait, wait. Dorian Moreau? 526 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,830 You know him? Yes! He threw this 527 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,399 massive party in the French Riviera, 528 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,270 like, five years ago. Oh, my God, I was there! 529 00:18:22,271 --> 00:18:23,428 You were there? Yes! 530 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,436 No way! 531 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,537 (laughing) 532 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,338 (fake laughing) 533 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,170 So funny. 534 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,605 Small world. 535 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,710 Okay, we should probably call an Uber, 536 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,681 go back to Michael and Mateo. 537 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:38,482 First dinner at the new place. Wait. 538 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,885 You're going... to their first dinner? 539 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,185 You are totally third-wheeling it. 540 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,590 (gasps) Oh, my God, am I? 541 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,622 I knew it. No! 542 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,686 Yes! No. 543 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,194 Absolutely you are. 544 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,725 Look, let them have dinner alone, okay? 545 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,460 We stay here and eat, and then you go back later. 546 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,396 Okay. Is that weird? 547 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,337 No. 548 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,538 No, it's not weird. 549 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,138 Oh. Okay, yes, I should probably go. 550 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,314 Seeing as I said... 551 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,275 out loud that I was gonna go. 552 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,730 Don't you think that's a little weird? 553 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,225 Don't you think that's weird, Mateo? 554 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,636 That you came home drunk at 7:00 p.m.? Yes. 555 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,408 That he's, like... hitting on her in front of me. 556 00:19:34,409 --> 00:19:37,337 I mean, not really. She's definitely his type. What does that mean? 557 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,313 Hot. 558 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,647 Like you. 559 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,348 You think she's hot? I think you're hot. 560 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,579 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Turn it around, man. 561 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,854 Why you acting all jealous? I'm not jealous. 562 00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:48,422 You love her, you think she's great, 563 00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:49,451 so what if he does, too? 564 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:50,785 If he does, too, that's great. 565 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,920 Great! Great! 566 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:54,925 Which brings us here, now. 567 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,328 Hey. Did you have fun last night? 568 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,429 I didn't hear you come in. 569 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,730 Oh, good. Good. 570 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,599 I was trying to be quiet. It was so late. 571 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,630 Rafael kept saying we should give you guys privacy. 572 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,195 Next I know, we're sloshed 573 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,742 and eating shrimp tacos, and suddenly I felt all dodgy 574 00:20:06,743 --> 00:20:08,939 being out with your baby's father, so I came home. 575 00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:10,272 Was it dodgy? 576 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,680 No, it's not dodgy at all. 577 00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:13,948 I mean, with three kids, 578 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:15,507 it's not like Raf gets out much. 579 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,415 Brilliant! I'm friends with my exes, too. Mm. 580 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,591 So, I need your help. 581 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,594 Excuse me? 582 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,455 Scott is apparently suing me. 583 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,232 (chuckles) For sexual harassment, of all things. 584 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,700 What? Yes, and... 585 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,568 I want it over. (sighs) 586 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,699 Can I tell my legal team you'll back me up? 587 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,395 In exchange, you can... 588 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,706 remain in the penthouse. 589 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,739 Well, in exchange, I want my shares back. 590 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,775 Paying him off will be cheaper. 591 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,253 You okay? 592 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,915 I'm hoping I will be. 593 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,658 Uh, anyways... 594 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:03,689 I had so much fun with Catalina last night. 595 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,296 I mean, she is incredible. 596 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,967 Oh, yeah, she's cool. 597 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,338 I was actually thinking about asking her out again. 598 00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:13,737 Really? 599 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,007 I mean... 600 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,338 she's only here for a few more days. 601 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,482 Do you really want to start something 602 00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:19,737 with someone who's leaving? 603 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,005 I don't know, I really thought there was a spark between us. 604 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,875 She didn't mention anything, so... 605 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:24,883 Really? 606 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,554 Mm. 607 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:31,356 Jane, if you feel uncomfortable 608 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,457 with me dating your cousin, I won't do it. 609 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,359 No, I hadn't really thought about it. 610 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,431 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, right. Sorry. 611 00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:40,430 But since you asked, I guess I am. 612 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,036 So I shouldn't ask her out? 613 00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,768 Yeah, I-I think I'd rather you didn't. 614 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,640 ROGELIO: I am aggravated! 615 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,375 You're hungry. No, I just ate 616 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,911 nine pieces of celery and a saltine. 617 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,576 Unrelated to that, I'm aggravated 618 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,484 because we should hire someone to paint. 619 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,986 We can do it ourselves. 620 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,518 But it's going to take forever. 621 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,864 Less talking and more prepping. 622 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,996 I have an idea on how to solve our disagreement. 623 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,571 Though you might be too scared. 624 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,340 Scared of what? 625 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,471 Standard rules apply. 626 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,005 You copy my move, I copy your move. 627 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,010 Stop stalling. 628 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,341 You're the one who's stalling. 629 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,076 Hmm. (dance music playing) 630 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:31,620 ¶ Let me see you shake it, shake it ¶ ¶ What? ¶ 631 00:22:31,621 --> 00:22:33,417 ¶ I wanna see you move your body ¶ 632 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,019 ¶ I wanna get the party started ¶ ¶ Hey ¶ 633 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,021 ¶ Join in like go on, go on ¶ 634 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,361 ¶ Let me see you shake it, shake it ¶ 635 00:22:39,362 --> 00:22:41,689 ¶ What? ¶ ¶ I wanna see you move your body ¶ 636 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,962 ¶ I wanna get the party started ¶ 637 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,463 ¶ Hey ¶ ¶ Join in like go on, go on... ¶ 638 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,596 Oh! Aah! 639 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,601 Ha-ha! That's right! 640 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,372 (Xiomara laughing) 641 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,873 Rogelio, are you okay? 642 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,575 I think I pulled something. 643 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,448 (laughter) 644 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,957 I have a confession to make. 645 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,658 The truth is, I didn't sign up 646 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,030 for our high school dance troupe 647 00:23:16,031 --> 00:23:18,797 to meet girls. 648 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,028 I signed up for our high school dance troupe 649 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:24,503 to meet a girl. 650 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,611 I-I'm sorry I've been so grumpy today. 651 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,480 It's just, seeing Bruce around 652 00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:37,849 is just really throwing me. 653 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,020 Because you still have feelings for him? 654 00:23:40,021 --> 00:23:43,588 No! The opposite. 655 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:47,926 He messed with my life for so long... 656 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,827 I never really got the chance to tell him off. 657 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,658 You still can. 658 00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:57,671 You don't have to sulk. I'm not. 659 00:23:57,672 --> 00:24:00,200 But I didn't have to ask you if I could date her. 660 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,836 But you did. And I said no. 661 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:07,010 JANE: Hi, honey. Mwah. 662 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,951 Raf was just leaving. Oh, okay. 663 00:24:08,952 --> 00:24:11,018 How have you been? Better before Jane 664 00:24:11,019 --> 00:24:12,877 shut down my dating life. 665 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,545 (chuckles): What are you talking about? Nothing. 666 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:16,654 You didn't tell him? Are you serious? 667 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,916 Tell him what? She asked me not to date Catalina. 668 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,125 (whistling) 669 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,899 You told him he couldn't date her? I just think it's inappropriate. 670 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,568 How is it inappropriate? 671 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,699 There are three billion women in this world! 672 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,565 Okay, you know what? Whatever. Go ahead. 673 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,775 And if it doesn't work out, who knows, 674 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:38,937 maybe you could hook up with one of my other cousins. 675 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,975 Oh, or maybe a sexy great aunt! 676 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:45,482 Yeah, I think I'm gonna head out. 677 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,846 Hi, baby. 678 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,655 Who's that? Oh... (door opens, shuts) 679 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,117 I knew you were jealous. I'm not jealous. 680 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,926 I just... What if it doesn't work out? 681 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,259 They're adults. 682 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:01,500 I'll be in the middle of it. We share a child! 683 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,831 I don't want that to get complicated 684 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,766 because of some fling with a cousin I just met 685 00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:07,201 and I really like! 686 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,666 So this isn't about your romantic history with Rafael? 687 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,735 No. Then why didn't you tell me he asked? 688 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,805 Because...you get so sensitive about it. 689 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:15,884 I'm sensitive? 690 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,188 (sighs) 691 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,289 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, 692 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,090 things can be tricky with exes. 693 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,128 Xo... LATIN LOVER NARRATOR Which brings us here... 694 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,697 now. 695 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,128 Hey, Bruce. 696 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,668 (chuckles): What are you doing here? 697 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,239 I actually rented the place across the way, 698 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,237 and I saw you. You moved offices? 699 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,239 Last year, after my divorce. 700 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,170 Oh, no. He's divorced! 701 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,635 Oh. 702 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:45,714 Stay strong, Xo. 703 00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:47,128 Look... 704 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,549 since we'll be seeing each other around, 705 00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:50,148 I just wanted to say something. 706 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:55,291 You were such a douche bag. 707 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,186 And speaking of douche bags... I've thought 708 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:00,321 a lot about this. 709 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,926 And, look, for everyone's sake, 710 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,188 I just want this to all go away. My lawyers and I 711 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,256 were able to come up with a number 712 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,925 to settle out of court. 713 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,835 It's not about the money. 714 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,170 It's about the fact that you obviously used me. 715 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,236 I didn't... Liar. 716 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,710 And I'm gonna make you pay. 717 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,315 I have a burn book, remember? 718 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:26,247 I know a lot about you. 719 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,186 Your real name... 720 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:31,056 the fact that you were married to an arms dealer... 721 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,317 Oh. And, um... 722 00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:34,956 (whispering inaudibly) 723 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,296 XIOMARA: It's over. 724 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,927 I said everything that I have to say to Bruce, and... 725 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,333 he got it. 726 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:45,265 (laughs): And I have to say, I feel great. 727 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,771 That's wonderful, Xiomara. 728 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:47,910 Yeah. So thank you 729 00:26:47,911 --> 00:26:49,607 for encouraging me to do that. 730 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,339 Of course. 731 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:55,146 And can I just say... I love 732 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,616 our friendship. 733 00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:00,017 I-I love the place that we've gotten to. 734 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,687 Me, too. 735 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,188 Good-bye, Xiomara. 736 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,320 ¶ ¶ 737 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,134 This doesn't make any sense! 738 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,965 Tiago sees Ava 739 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,309 kissing another guy, and he turns and walks away?! 740 00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:23,637 Rogelio, can we just discuss this in your dressing room? 741 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:24,980 No! We're gonna discuss it here! 742 00:27:24,981 --> 00:27:26,407 My blood sugars are extremely low, 743 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,012 and I cannot find the truth 744 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:30,152 in this ridiculous scene. Tiago, 745 00:27:30,153 --> 00:27:32,719 he has been looking for Ava through time and space, 746 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,248 and when he finally sees her, she is kissing another man! 747 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:37,855 And he walks away 748 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,987 and doesn't tell her how he feels?! 749 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,027 It just doesn't make any sense! 750 00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:43,858 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which part? He'd tell her. 751 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,863 Oh, see, that part I bought. 752 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,725 I have to agree. Should we go back 753 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:51,144 to the Vernon Herzing story? Every one at the Honey Bunch 754 00:27:51,145 --> 00:27:52,667 loved that storyline. 755 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:57,140 Uh-oh. Rogelio's in honey bunches of trouble. 756 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,012 XIOMARA: So, how'd you leave it? 757 00:27:59,013 --> 00:28:01,811 Well, Michael's still mad at me, I'm still mad at Rafael, 758 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,014 Rafael's probably 759 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,145 still mad at me. 760 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:05,780 And how about Catalina? 761 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,375 She's steering clear, I think. 762 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,786 Can you blame her? 763 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,688 Anyway, don't bring it up at dinner. 764 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,057 Abuela, 765 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,418 you look so nice! 766 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:16,126 That's her fourth wardrobe change. 767 00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:22,271 She spent three hours making arepas. 768 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:30,244 (knocking) (gasps) That's her. 769 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,335 (laughs): Alba, hi! 770 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,746 I brought my world-famous arepas. 771 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,349 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Rival arepas! 772 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,480 And unsecured tatas! 773 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:43,286 This is going to be a long... 774 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:44,289 (laughter) 775 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,390 Oh, wow. Look at that. 776 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:46,891 I was totally wrong. 777 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,732 But they had to sneak out of the house 778 00:28:48,733 --> 00:28:50,728 to practice, right? 779 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,400 Their father did not approve of dancing. 780 00:28:53,401 --> 00:28:55,169 She said he was very strict. 781 00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:00,304 Ah? Yeah! 782 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,166 And that night, 783 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:04,212 Alba won the town dance contest. 784 00:29:04,213 --> 00:29:05,979 Fair and square. But she was Oh. 785 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:09,347 disqualified because her skirt was two inches too short. 786 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,178 Abuela! Mommy? 787 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:15,215 CATALINA: Oh, it was 788 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:16,790 quite the scandal. And that was 789 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:18,189 the first night you met Mateo. 790 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,357 Mm-hmm. 791 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,526 Mm. My grandma was devastated. 792 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,787 (groans) And she was so sorry about 793 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:25,096 what she did after. Devastated? 794 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,857 Why was she devastated? 795 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,496 Well, because she'd been in love with him first, right? 796 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:31,271 And you sort of stole him away? 797 00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,108 I'm so sorry. 798 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:43,112 That's what my abuela told me. 799 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,175 Abuela. Mom. 800 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,925 (whistling) 801 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:01,999 I can't believe how I bungled that. 802 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,831 And we were getting along. 803 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:07,566 Well, she'll... get over it. 804 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,573 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Are we talking about the same abuela? 805 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:10,975 Maybe. 806 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,376 I didn't even think it was controversial. 807 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,338 I thought that was the story. 808 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:15,906 Really? Yeah, of course. 809 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:18,045 That's what everyone thinks. 810 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:19,850 (phone buzzes) 811 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,498 Skinny Bloody Maria. 812 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,403 Extra celery, please. 813 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:42,265 Ah, yes. The new friendship. 814 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,374 Hey, can I ask you a question? 815 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,206 Sure. 816 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:49,382 Do you think it's weird that I want to date Jane's cousin? 817 00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:52,221 Well, it depends. How much do you like her? 818 00:30:52,222 --> 00:30:53,848 Well, a... 819 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,486 a lot, actually. 820 00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:58,556 I mean, I really felt, like, a... like a spark. 821 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,417 Which is rare. 822 00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:02,556 So rare. Uh-huh. 823 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:06,497 People spend a lot of time searching for that, 824 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:10,298 and if that spark turns into a forest fire of love 825 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:12,337 for someone... 826 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:13,598 someone you could envision 827 00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:16,036 spending the rest of your life with... 828 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,541 No, we-we just met, you know. 829 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:20,081 It's a little early for that. I barely know her. 830 00:31:20,082 --> 00:31:23,279 A person you somehow keep finding your way back to, 831 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,282 after years and years apart-- well, hell, that's... 832 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,385 that's even rarer, no? 833 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,987 Are we still talking about Catalina? 834 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,357 So what... if Xo and I have this 835 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,458 obstacle? I'm obviously 836 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:37,490 still in love with her, and the kid's a big hypothetical. 837 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,996 She's here, and she's real. 838 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:43,268 I should tell her how I'm feeling. 839 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,599 Rafael, this was a great talk. 840 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,372 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, 841 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,013 Rogelio had played this scene a thousand times 842 00:31:49,014 --> 00:31:50,808 in telenovelas. 843 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,609 The hero racing to profess his love for... 844 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,541 uh-oh. 845 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,691 (door opens) 846 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,192 You have a fix for the script? 847 00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:09,993 Hmm. 848 00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:11,055 Yes. 849 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:15,598 There has to be a reason why Tiago doesn't speak up 850 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,468 when he sees them kissing. 851 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:18,999 Something emotional 852 00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:21,139 that haunts him from his past. 853 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,270 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: The fact that he didn't raise Jane. 854 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,275 ROGELIO: The fact that he didn't stop the Hiroshima bomb 855 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,007 last time, because he and Ava were making love. 856 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:29,480 Go on. So, yes, 857 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:32,016 he loves her. 858 00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:34,177 But he's also reminded that he... 859 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,346 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wants another child. 860 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:39,185 ...wants to stop the Bay of Pigs. 861 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,627 So, when he sees her kissing that troll, 862 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,088 he takes it as a sign. 863 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:48,097 To stick to his initial mission. 864 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:50,201 I like it. Yeah, 865 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:51,232 I'll jump back into the script 866 00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:53,166 and make those changes. 867 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,470 (door opens) 868 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,705 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also jumping back in... 869 00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:58,710 DENNIS: Hey-hey, 870 00:32:58,711 --> 00:33:00,091 you're looking better. 871 00:33:00,095 --> 00:33:01,475 Oh, let's hope the doctor agrees with you. 872 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,710 I just had my physical. 873 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,105 Anything new on the case? 874 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,976 Just that you were right. 875 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,315 The numbers in Mutter's Bible... 876 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,118 belong to a bank account. 877 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:13,517 But they don't know whose bank account? 878 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,655 Not yet. They're working on it. 879 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,161 So what's the... Look, I really... 880 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,362 (clicks tongue) Go on. 881 00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:21,032 Just that I'm sorry. 882 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:22,667 I left a message for Rafael, 883 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,398 and I told him I'm fine with him dating Catalina. 884 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:25,473 (phone chimes) 885 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:31,742 What? Oh, 886 00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:33,344 Alice just invited me to join the assistants' group 887 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,535 for happy hour. 888 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,676 Well, as Cat would say, "Jolly good! 889 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,549 Let's definitely go." 890 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,580 Stop. Okay, w-we don't have to. 891 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,016 Y-Yes, we do. 892 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,021 Because I'm not gonna be 893 00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:44,188 the stick in the mud 894 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,659 that ruins this opportunity for you. 895 00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:49,092 We're doing this. 896 00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:50,161 I'll do it. 897 00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:51,562 I'll give you your shares back 898 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,633 if you lie about Scott. 899 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:57,099 If I agree to do this, 900 00:33:57,102 --> 00:33:58,302 no more blackmail, 901 00:33:58,303 --> 00:33:59,771 no more threats. 902 00:33:59,772 --> 00:34:01,772 We are even. 903 00:34:01,774 --> 00:34:03,374 Equal partners again. 904 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:08,077 Equal partners. 905 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,810 I am prepared to say that you harassed her. 906 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,316 Which makes it your word against ours. 907 00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:16,518 And we will drag your name through the mud 908 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,422 and sue you into oblivion. 909 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:20,593 You'll end up broke and humiliated 910 00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:23,132 with no hope and zero prospects for the future. 911 00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:24,796 Or... 912 00:34:24,797 --> 00:34:27,327 you can give up this ridiculous lawsuit, 913 00:34:27,332 --> 00:34:29,302 and we can all move on. 914 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,166 I don't know why you won't just move on. 915 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:34,772 Because you won't admit you were jealous. 916 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,541 JANE: Fine. 917 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,109 I'm jealous. 918 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,110 But you want to know what? 919 00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:40,381 It's not even about him. 920 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,158 It's about her. 921 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,075 Catalina makes me feel a little boring, okay? 922 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,384 She lives this 923 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:47,615 exciting and glamorous life. 924 00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,119 And... 925 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,421 she isn't afraid to break the rules. 926 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,392 I know. 927 00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:52,757 What? 928 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,658 That's exactly what I was afraid of. 929 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,390 She's making you not like your life. 930 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,095 Suddenly you feel like 931 00:34:58,097 --> 00:34:59,697 you're married to some boring guy 932 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:02,168 and we're just married boring people. 933 00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:03,167 Well, guess what. 934 00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:04,168 I'm not boring! 935 00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:05,169 I didn't say you were. 936 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,200 Michael... 937 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,735 What are you doing? 938 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,409 Where are you go...? Michael, stop. 939 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,511 ¶ ¶ 940 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,146 Jane. 941 00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:20,681 Hi! You're here. Alice. Hi. 942 00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:21,786 Let me introduce you to everyone. 943 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,247 MICHAEL: Everyone. 944 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:24,345 Can I have your attention? 945 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,116 So bear with me. 946 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,655 I have to prove to my wife that I'm not boring. 947 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,259 Oh, my God. MICHAEL: Here we go. 948 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:31,529 ¶ Oh, yeah, yeah ¶ 949 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:34,499 ¶ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶ 950 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,267 ¶ Ooh ¶ 951 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,698 ¶ Never had much faith in love ¶ 952 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:41,239 ¶ Or miracles ¶ 953 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,807 ¶ Ooh ¶ 954 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:45,438 ¶ Never want to put my heart ¶ 955 00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:48,279 ¶ On the li-i-i-ine, yeah, yeah ¶ 956 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,810 ¶ 'Cause your sex takes me to paradise ¶ 957 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:54,676 Why is that weirdo staring at you and singing about sex? 958 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:56,786 'Cause he's my weirdo. 959 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,388 I'll be right back. 960 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,558 ¶ Ooh ¶ 961 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:03,559 ¶ Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise ¶ 962 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:07,262 ¶ And it sho-o-o-ows ¶ 963 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:09,866 ¶ Yeah, yeah, yeah ¶ 964 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:12,598 ¶ 'Cause you make me feel like ¶ 965 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:17,308 ¶ I've been locked out of heaven ¶ 966 00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:20,209 ¶ For too lo-o-o-ong ¶ (laughing) 967 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:23,181 ¶ For too lo-o-o-ong ¶ 968 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:26,182 ¶ And you make me feel like... ¶ 969 00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:27,745 Screw boring, we are not boring! 970 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:29,322 Oh, we're young, we're fun! 971 00:36:29,323 --> 00:36:30,521 Yes. (phone buzzes) Oh. 972 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,662 Ha! It's Alice. What? 973 00:36:31,663 --> 00:36:33,287 Oh! They loved us! 974 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:34,760 They want us to go back. Should we go back? No. 975 00:36:34,761 --> 00:36:36,390 You wanted Alice to think you're awesome. 976 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,625 She thinks you're awesome. 977 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,459 You got to leave them wanting more. 978 00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:40,934 That's how we roll. We go in there, 979 00:36:40,935 --> 00:36:42,473 we drop some fun bombs... Boom! 980 00:36:42,474 --> 00:36:43,727 And we're out. 981 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,335 I did have fun tonight. 982 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,608 And for the record, 983 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:51,809 I don't want to be young and crazy 984 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,879 with anyone else but you. 985 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,447 Me neither. 986 00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,816 It's still pretty early. 987 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:02,747 What other fun, spontaneous, crazy things should we do? 988 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:04,454 We got a cat! 989 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,386 (gasps) MICHAEL: Introducing 990 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,921 Faith M. Whiskers III. 991 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:09,956 We didn't even debate about it, we just did it! 992 00:37:09,962 --> 00:37:12,296 Wow, you guys are wild. 993 00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:13,527 I know! We really are. 994 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:15,266 (laughing): Uh, so... 995 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,367 Listen. 996 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,398 Rafael actually mentioned 997 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,303 that he wanted to hang out. 998 00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:21,765 Really? 999 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,573 Truly. You should do it. 1000 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,805 I mean, he's home; I know he would love to see you. 1001 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:27,981 I guess I should hop in the shower, then. Do it! 1002 00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:30,250 Definitely. 1003 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,776 Nice work. 1004 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:33,851 (laughs) 1005 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,987 You think Faith M. Whiskers III 1006 00:37:35,988 --> 00:37:39,557 has ever seen two boring married people have sex? 1007 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:41,458 Michael, ew. 1008 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:43,327 (laughing): I don't want her watching us. 1009 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:44,588 Get out of here, Faith. (cat meows) 1010 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,326 (knocking on door) 1011 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:47,761 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I bet I know who that is. 1012 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,726 Meow, indeed. 1013 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,295 Oh. Not who I expected. 1014 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,310 I told you it would work. 1015 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:01,912 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let me explain. 1016 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:05,716 We are never, ever getting back together. 1017 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,777 Ever. 1018 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,616 You don't have to throw our song in my face. 1019 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:15,860 So... who I was with... it was really Anezka? 1020 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,991 Yeah, but there's no way to prove it. 1021 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,926 And... 1022 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:21,561 you'll be getting that bonus, as discussed. 1023 00:38:21,566 --> 00:38:23,396 Oh, I didn't do it for the money. 1024 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:25,072 No, though it's a pretty nice number. 1025 00:38:25,073 --> 00:38:27,400 No, I did it for the favor. 1026 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:31,406 It's good to have a guy like you owe me. 1027 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:33,840 DIRECTOR: We just owe this last shot. 1028 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,805 And action! 1029 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,884 ¶ ¶ 1030 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,043 DIRECTOR: Cut! Perfect. 1031 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,346 That's a wrap. 1032 00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:09,547 That was fantastic! 1033 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,948 Everybody at the Honey Bunch is excited. 1034 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:13,550 Terrific! I'm excited, too. 1035 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,552 Last night, I had a moment of clarity. 1036 00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:17,354 I want to have more children. 1037 00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:18,756 That's my mission. 1038 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,457 And I'm going to make it happen. 1039 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:23,689 Would you be interested by any chance? 1040 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,825 ¶ ¶ 1041 00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:28,031 (laughing): I'm just kidding! 1042 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,001 I love the cereal, but I need eggs. 1043 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,502 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Speaking of sexy come-ons... 1044 00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:34,995 (knocking on door) Okay, I'm pretty sure 1045 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,806 I'm right this time. 1046 00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:39,707 I was glad you called. 1047 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,050 ¶ ¶ 1048 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:49,619 (moaning) 1049 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:52,486 ROGELIO: And bang! 1050 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:54,791 I nailed it on the very first take. 1051 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,533 Now, everybody, please try this cereal. 1052 00:39:56,534 --> 00:39:58,996 It's everything. So... 1053 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,997 Have there been any more Bruce sightings? 1054 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:04,468 Nope, not since I, uh, told him off. 1055 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:06,637 JANE: Wow. 1056 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,508 So the spell is finally broken. 1057 00:40:08,509 --> 00:40:09,767 It is. 1058 00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:33,063 No, Abuela... 1059 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:35,933 It's okay. 1060 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,074 I believe you. 1061 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,139 Me, neither. 1062 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,014 So, can we end this? 1063 00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:50,948 Okay. 1064 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,516 (sighs) 1065 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:54,577 (Alba sighs) 1066 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,990 (sighs) 1067 00:40:57,014 --> 00:41:02,014 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 1068 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,201 So how about 1069 00:41:11,203 --> 00:41:13,237 I go get us something to eat 1070 00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:16,668 and then we do that a few thousand more times? 1071 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:19,135 Sounds perfect. 1072 00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:28,246 You are trouble, aren't you...? 1073 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:31,693 (laughs) I guess you'll have to wait and see.