1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,500 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Finally! Welcome back. 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,330 Let's review, shall we? 3 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:07,210 This is Jane. 4 00:00:07,210 --> 00:00:09,410 You'll recall she was accidentally inseminated 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,540 by Rafael's sperm. 6 00:00:10,540 --> 00:00:12,340 This is their baby, Mateo. 7 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:13,880 Adorable, right? 8 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,810 And this is Detective Michael Cordero Jr. 9 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:18,360 And after a lot of back and forth 10 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,210 and back again, well, 11 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:23,150 Jane and Michael finally got married. 12 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,760 I pronounce you husband and wife. 13 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,500 And I may be biased, 14 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,230 but can I just say-- best wedding ever. 15 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:34,360 I mean, this is everything, right? 16 00:00:34,370 --> 00:00:36,370 And it was thrown by Jane's father, 17 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,500 international telenovela star 18 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:39,540 Rogelio de la Vega. 19 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,800 This is Jane's mother, 20 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:42,640 Xiomara and, man, 21 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,240 Rogelio loved her. 22 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:45,515 But alas, 23 00:00:45,516 --> 00:00:47,770 he wanted kids, and she didn't, 24 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:49,180 and so they broke up. 25 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:50,680 And in a moment of weakness, 26 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,850 Xo slept with his nemesis, Esteban. 27 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:56,920 And, well, this happened. ESTEBAN BOBBLEHEAD: I warned you. 28 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,720 I told you I bust out of condoms. 29 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:00,260 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know! 30 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,420 Straight out of a telenovela, right? 31 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:03,865 Well, imagine this. 32 00:01:03,866 --> 00:01:06,930 Rafael also had twins with his ex-wife, Petra. 33 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:08,660 Oh, this is Petra. 34 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:12,410 And this is Petra's twin sister, Anezka. 35 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:13,640 And, well... 36 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,740 this happened. (gasps) 37 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:17,670 And poor Petra ended up... 38 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,950 And then Anezka moved in on Rafael. 39 00:01:19,950 --> 00:01:22,220 I know, cray cray, right? 40 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:23,420 Even crazier? 41 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:26,350 This is Rafael's sister, Luisa. 42 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:28,220 She used to date Rose, otherwise known as 43 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,820 the criminal Sin Rostro. 44 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:31,820 But now she was dating Michael's partner, 45 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:34,460 Susanna, or she thought she was. 46 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:37,360 And, friends, this 47 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,860 is the hard part. 48 00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:41,440 See, Jane and Michael were about to have sex. 49 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,310 But then... Don't go anywhere. 50 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:46,230 I won't. ...he ran into Susanna. 51 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,670 And suddenly realized... You're the mole, you've been leading us 52 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,480 to Mutter this whole time 53 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,850 Why? Who are you working for? 54 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,880 (gasps) 55 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,480 Now, come on. 56 00:01:58,490 --> 00:01:59,520 It's time to go. 57 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,910 Which, friends, 58 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,280 I'm afraid is where we left off. 59 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,720 For as long as anyone can remember, 60 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:10,600 Jane Gloriana Villanueva 61 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,000 believed in the epic love story. 62 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,830 You know, two people destined for each other 63 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,470 overcoming obstacles 64 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,730 before finally finding their way 65 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,470 into one another's arms. 66 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,980 That's right, the stuff of romance novels. 67 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,870 So her very first book reading... 68 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,750 well, it was a very big deal. 69 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:34,010 "And though she vowed she would never love a soldier, 70 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,580 "even though she knew 71 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:36,760 "he was going to leave for Paris 72 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,400 "at the end of the month, 73 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:42,590 Noelle let herself fall." 74 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,500 (applause) 75 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,740 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And our Jane... 76 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:47,630 well, she came prepared. 77 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,270 What's that? A list. 78 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,730 So I don't forget a main point. 79 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:52,780 LAYLA: Now I'm happy to answer any questions. 80 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:54,530 Yes. 81 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:56,500 I would like to know why Noelle and Jean Luc 82 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,040 don't get together at the end. 83 00:02:58,050 --> 00:03:02,380 Well, love doesn't always work out. 84 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,910 Yeah, in real life. 85 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,350 But this is a romance novel. 86 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:08,580 In a romance novel they get a happily ever after. 87 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:10,990 Not happily until a mortar shell explodes 88 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,320 just when Jean Luc's finally coming home from the war. 89 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:14,830 All right, you made your point, sit down. 90 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:16,730 LAYLA: Some romances don't end happily. 91 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,590 Think of Romeo and Juliet. 92 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,030 But that's one of Shakespeare's tragedies. 93 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,340 Everyone knows in tragedies they end up dead, 94 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,740 in comedies they end up happy, 95 00:03:24,740 --> 00:03:26,975 and in romance novels they end up together. 96 00:03:26,976 --> 00:03:29,840 Well, sometimes you need to subvert the ending 97 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,070 for the element of surprise. 98 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,050 Great, fine, but then don't call it 99 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:35,590 a romance novel, call it fiction. 100 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,910 XIOMARA: I'm sorry, 101 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,560 she was really upset when she finished the book. 102 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,610 JANE: But of course I was. 103 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,820 There are rules to the genre. 104 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:43,480 Go to the RWA website. 105 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,490 All over it, 106 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:47,720 it says you need an HEA. 107 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:48,930 WOMAN: I mean, 108 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:50,565 I was disappointed too. 109 00:03:50,566 --> 00:03:52,460 I felt empty for days. 110 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:54,340 You know, she really might be too young 111 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:55,805 for this type of event. 112 00:03:55,806 --> 00:03:57,760 I told you to keep it together. 113 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,670 It was spur of the moment. 114 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,030 You had a list. 115 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,840 Not so spur of the moment. 116 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:06,820 But, anyway, you... you made some good points 117 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:09,780 about genre or whatever. 118 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:10,980 Well, I learned a lesson. 119 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:12,950 From now on, I'm reading 120 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:14,110 the ending of books first so I can be prepared 121 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,780 for whatever happens. 122 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,090 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which actually raises 123 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,590 an interesting question-- 124 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:20,420 how does knowing the end 125 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,000 affect the journey? 126 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,960 Because some of you know how this is going to end. 127 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:28,410 Michael? 128 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,600 Michael? 129 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:35,970 Michael? 130 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,550 (gasps) 131 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:39,940 Oh, my God, Michael! 132 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:41,750 Michael! Help! 133 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,450 Somebody help! 134 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,710 I should remind you that I did say 135 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,890 that Michael would love Jane 136 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:47,720 until his dying breath. 137 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,150 Okay, you're breathing. 138 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,690 Thank God. 139 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,590 Help! Somebody help please! 140 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:54,960 (crying): Okay. 141 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,490 Stay with me, baby. 142 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,030 Stay with me please. Stay with me... 143 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:00,530 LATIN LOVE NARRATOR: Which brings us here. 144 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,940 Now... 145 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:05,640 Any updates? No. 146 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:17,950 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Unfortunately, friends, 147 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,180 there was no way for Jane to prepare for this. 148 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:31,790 JANE: Oh, I can't take this waiting. 149 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,570 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It's torture. 150 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:35,740 He's gonna be okay, hon. 151 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:37,070 You don't know that. 152 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,600 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which is true 153 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:40,540 because she couldn't skip ahead to the ending. 154 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,870 And we can't either. 155 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,480 So instead, let's flip back... 156 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,180 (pages turning) 157 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,740 ...to earlier in our epic romance. 158 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,680 (pages flipping quickly) 159 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:59,120 Oops, that's a little too far. 160 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:04,000 Ah, here we are. 161 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,500 You're seriously not gonna help at all? 162 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,700 The morning after Jane's 21st birthday 163 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,700 was somewhat less festive than the night before. 164 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:11,900 Nope. 165 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,870 For Xo at least. 166 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:15,570 What? 167 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,150 We agreed that cleanup was part of your punishment 168 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:19,070 for last night's behavior. (phone chimes) 169 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,910 Oh! 170 00:06:20,910 --> 00:06:23,240 The cop wants to see me again tonight. 171 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,150 Wow. 172 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:26,650 And I really booted on his shoes? 173 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:27,850 Twice. 174 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:29,620 (giggles) 175 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,490 I swear, it's like we already have private jokes. 176 00:06:31,490 --> 00:06:33,220 I mean, they're all about you so far, but still. 177 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:35,100 Ha-ha. 178 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:37,000 I just can't picture you with a cop. 179 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,570 I know, but, I'm telling you, Ma, 180 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:42,640 that kiss, it was... 181 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,910 magic. 182 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,510 (car pulling up in distance) 183 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:48,710 Oh, my God. 184 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:49,810 Sam just pulled up. 185 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,670 Sam? Yes, Sam! 186 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,250 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know what you're thinking, 187 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,250 who the hell is Sam? Oh, my God, he's coming. 188 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,850 (car door closes) Am I too gross? 189 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,950 Do I smell? Y-you're good, you're good. 190 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:00,610 Okay, but you're not, so stay away from him. (doorbell rings) 191 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,220 Go on, open the door and act like you haven't been 192 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,050 obsessively crushing on him for two years. 193 00:07:04,060 --> 00:07:07,530 17 months. (scoffs) 194 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:09,000 (seductive music plays) 195 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,270 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, hello, Sam. 196 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:12,970 Oh, hey. (chuckles) 197 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:15,070 Wanted to drop something off. 198 00:07:15,070 --> 00:07:16,310 Is now an okay time? 199 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,630 Yeah, totally. 200 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:21,640 (Jane inhales) 201 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:26,570 Actually, let's, um, sit outside. 202 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,110 (door closes) LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So now might be a good time to mention 203 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,990 that Jane had been in a love triangle once before. 204 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:33,590 I'm sorry I couldn't make it last night, I... 205 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:35,160 was trying to bang out that Chaucer paper, 206 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,890 and then, before I knew it, it was 2:00 in the morning. 207 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,590 Oh. So not a big deal. No, I... 208 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:42,220 I wanted to come. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Of course, 209 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:43,600 you already know how this one ends. 210 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,000 But still, 211 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,600 the journey's worth it, trust me. 212 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,830 Anyway, 213 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:49,960 happy birthday. 214 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,700 Thank you. 215 00:07:58,750 --> 00:07:59,910 Antarctica. 216 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:01,140 Huh? 217 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:03,580 That's where Bernadette went. 218 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:05,580 I know how you like to know the ending. 219 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,580 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, you're gonna want to 220 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:10,690 back off that smile, just a little. 221 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,020 Thank you, I can't wait to read it. Before tonight? 222 00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:16,865 Maria Semple is doing a reading. Come with me. 223 00:08:16,866 --> 00:08:18,330 Like a date? I'd love to. 224 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:20,290 Or is it not a date? 225 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,360 Like, um... like just the two of us? 226 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:24,340 I hope not, for Maria Semple's sake. 227 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:25,710 Oh. (laughs loudly) 228 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:27,140 Not that funny. 229 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,340 (chuckles softly) 230 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:30,100 Um... 231 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,140 I just meant, like, did you want to pick me up, 232 00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:34,620 or should we just meet there? No. 233 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:35,980 I'll pick you up at 7:00. 234 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,280 And if you want to know how it's gonna end, 235 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,110 I'm gonna try and kiss you. 236 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,020 You won't have to try that hard. (soft chuckle) 237 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:50,130 (door opens) 238 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,090 (humming) 239 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:55,400 Oh, my God, Sam just asked me out! 240 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,200 No! Yes, for tonight! 241 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,130 What about the cop? What cop? 242 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:00,780 Oh. 243 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:08,750 You're here for Michael Cordero? 244 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,790 I'm Dr. Lewis and I'm part of the trauma team. 245 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:12,950 Right now he's in critical condition. 246 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,910 The bullet missed his heart, but it transected 247 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,020 some major pulmonary vessels. 248 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:18,220 There's a lot of bleeding in his chest, we're still trying 249 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:19,430 to stabilize him. 250 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:22,700 But is he, um... 251 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:24,900 will he be all right? 252 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,440 Honestly, we don't know yet. 253 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,100 You're his wife? 254 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,970 Yes, I am. 255 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:33,170 Here. 256 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:34,700 You should hold on to this. 257 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:37,380 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You know, 258 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:39,910 if this were a romance novel, 259 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:41,710 right about now I'd need to put the book down 260 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,190 and take a break. 261 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,400 LATIN LOVE NARRATOR: Ah, yes, we were imagining 262 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,260 this was a romance novel. 263 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:58,730 Either way, here we are. (pages turning) 264 00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:00,860 So sorry to bug you, but the doctor just gave us an update, 265 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,210 and I think I was in shock, 266 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,330 and I didn't ask anything. 267 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:06,010 But now I'm prepared, so I was wondering 268 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:09,080 if I can talk to a doctor, any doctor? 269 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,140 It doesn't even have to be one of your good ones. 270 00:10:11,140 --> 00:10:12,270 Let me see if I can find someone. 271 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,350 Thank you so much. 272 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:20,420 Oh, Patricia, hi. 273 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:23,860 How is he? 274 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:26,230 Any update? 275 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:28,330 No, not since we talked. 276 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,030 We just have to have faith. 277 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,160 Well, I don't know about faith. 278 00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:34,400 What we need is information. 279 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,260 Mrs. Cordero? 280 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:36,270 Yes. Yes. 281 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:37,740 Um, this is Dr. Sterling. 282 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,040 He's familiar with Mr. Cordero's case. 283 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,410 I heard you have some questions. 284 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:43,410 Good. Yes. I need to know what his condition is. 285 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,110 Exactly. 286 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:48,110 Go on. You have your list. 287 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,320 No, it's fine. ...friend who's a surgeon, 288 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,250 and he said to ask specifically... 289 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,910 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'm with Alba. 290 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,880 You need to have faith. 291 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,890 In fact, in many ways, 292 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,890 this is a story about faith... I don't know. 293 00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:02,920 ...faith that the past will have some connection 294 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,800 to the present. It's only a little white lie. 295 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,200 No one gets hurt. Michael will never know. 296 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,530 (door opens) 297 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:12,280 JANE: Welcome back, Abuela. 298 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,130 Hi, Ma. 299 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:19,010 This looks like a real gun! (screaming) 300 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:22,140 Uh, champagne cork from the big birthday bash. 301 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,250 (scoffs) Hi, Abuela. 302 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,810 Mwah. 303 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,480 So, Ma, ever since Jane turned 21, 304 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,560 she's been juggling men like crazy. 305 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,030 I met someone sweet last night, 306 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:35,370 and then Sam asked me out. 307 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,490 Less shocked. 308 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,000 17 months, people. 309 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,500 But, yes, I know. 310 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,100 Finally, the whole dance is over. 311 00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:48,980 Okay, it was more like a solo, but, still. 312 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,050 You know, I stuck with him while he dated Kelly 313 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,910 and hung in through the whole Julia fiasco. 314 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:55,110 And now, finally, finally... 315 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,990 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'm gonna be honest, friends. 316 00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:58,380 She saw the HEA. 317 00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:00,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a beautiful story. 318 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,080 Hopefully we'll tell it at your wedding. 319 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:03,825 But just to keep your options open, 320 00:12:03,826 --> 00:12:05,220 tell the other guy you're sick. 321 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:08,900 It's harmless. 322 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,590 Who are you gonna take dating advice from, me or Abuela? 323 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,260 (groans softly) 324 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:18,540 (chuckles) 325 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:21,140 Sorry, Abuela. 326 00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:35,360 Uh-uh. Less detail. 327 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,560 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right, now let's skip ahead, shall we? 328 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,560 (laughing) 329 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:47,640 Oh, this is a really funny moment. 330 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,960 Oh, my God, that's the funniest story I've ever heard! 331 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,370 Actually, sorry, it's not relevant to the story. 332 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,900 Let's keep moving. 333 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:58,250 (doorbell rings) Okay, here we are, later that night. 334 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,320 Have fun. I will. 335 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,520 I won't. 336 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:10,260 (crickets chirping) 337 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,130 ¶ ¶ 338 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:17,360 Thank you. 339 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,430 (engine starts) 340 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,100 (siren wailing) 341 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,480 Uh, what'd I do? 342 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,980 I don't know. You weren't speeding. 343 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:40,960 License and registration. 344 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,250 Uh, sure. 345 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,580 What did he do? 346 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:45,990 Illegal U-turn. 347 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,350 Oh, wow, I'm sorry. 348 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,390 Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you 349 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,330 to step out of the vehicle. 350 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,220 What? Excuse me? 351 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,960 Ma'am, please. Uh, no, no. 352 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,340 You don't have to do that. JANE: It's fine. 353 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,500 I know him. 354 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,260 I'll be right back. 355 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:04,210 Okay. What's going on? That's what I'd like to know. 356 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,670 Are you stalking me? No, I'm not stalking you. 357 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,520 I happened to be dropping by your house 358 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,340 to bring you some soup 'cause you said you were sick. 359 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:10,550 I made it myself. 360 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,450 It's an old family recipe. 361 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,410 Anyway, then you left your house, clearly not sick, 362 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,280 and I happened to see you get in the car, 363 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,660 which then engaged in some illegal activity. 364 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,330 He made a U-turn on an empty street. 365 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,670 An illegal U-turn. Hey, is everything okay back there? 366 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:25,120 Sir, please keep your head inside the vehicle. 367 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,640 Anyway, here's your soup. 368 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,440 Thank you. 369 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,710 Have a good night. 370 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,580 Is there anything that I can do? 371 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,580 JANE: No. 372 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,450 Just keep Mateo safe. 373 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:41,680 Of course. 374 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,580 There are cops all over the hotel; 375 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,310 they've assured me it's completely secured. 376 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,090 Any leads? 377 00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:48,320 I don't think so. 378 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,220 But they will figure out who did this. 379 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,190 Yeah. Bye. 380 00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,420 So, unfortunately, the security footage 381 00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:57,065 in that hallway was wiped out. 382 00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:58,220 What? 383 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,360 Speaks to pretty sophisticated shooter. 384 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:03,500 Or someone familiar with the hotel systems. 385 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,030 You said you were here last night? 386 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,140 Yes. 387 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,380 Alone? 388 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,540 (tribal drumming plays) 389 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,400 (gasps) 390 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,440 No. 391 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:15,150 I was with my ex-wife, Petra. 392 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,550 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To clarify, 393 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:17,790 he thought it was his ex-wife Petra. 394 00:15:17,790 --> 00:15:20,450 In fact, it was... 395 00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:23,420 (Czech accent): Sorry, Mother, I couldn't get to a phone. 396 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:26,190 Rafael didn't think I should be alone last night. 397 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:29,590 He was being very... sweet. (giggles) 398 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,200 Did you have sex with him? 399 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,570 No. 400 00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:33,740 (giggles) 401 00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:35,290 You did. 402 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,060 Well... maybe. (giggles) 403 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,470 Petra, your laugh... 404 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,800 You do not laugh like that. 405 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,210 You are not an idiot. 406 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,580 I need you to stay focused. 407 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:50,580 When did you freeze the chicken? 408 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,210 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let me help here, 409 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,520 because they're talking in code. 410 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:58,220 At 10:00. 411 00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:59,590 MAGDA: Okay. 412 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:03,660 So you have to get back to baste the chicken 413 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,590 in six hours. 414 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,760 I know, I know. Don't worry. 415 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,230 But you know, 416 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,840 I was, I was thinking, Mother, 417 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,140 m-maybe we don't have to do Rafael part of plan. 418 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,500 We are doing the side dish, 419 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,310 you hloupy osel. 420 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,110 (knocking at door) 421 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,360 (Petra's accent): Hold on, Mother. 422 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:32,190 Hi again, Mrs. Solano. 423 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,520 Just wanted to let you know 424 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:35,530 that Mr. Solano confirmed your alibi. 425 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:38,130 Oh. Good. 426 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,130 What did he say exactly? 427 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,690 That you were together. 428 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,260 Yeah, I know, but I-I mean, 429 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,340 did, did he seem happy about it or... 430 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:46,480 Ma'am? Never mind. 431 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,670 Is that all? 432 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:49,140 No, actually. 433 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,400 We thought you could help us 434 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,670 take a look at some security footage. 435 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,415 See if anything looks unusual. 436 00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,540 We need to review the hour before the shooting. 437 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:56,750 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: An hour. 438 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,150 She can spare an hour. 439 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,680 From ten different cameras. 440 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:01,450 Oh. 441 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,320 Wow, that's, uh... 442 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,620 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ten hours, you silly donkey. 443 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:06,790 Um... 444 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,720 (clears throat) Sorry, I just, uh, 445 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:11,300 I didn't realize it was going to take so much time. 446 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,290 You know what? 447 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,760 I should really visit my sister 448 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,240 before I buckle in here. 449 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,210 Excuse me? 450 00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:19,400 Oh, she's in the hospital. 451 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:20,580 (whispering): A stroke. 452 00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:22,640 Oh. Triggered by a severe seizure. 453 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,700 And, uh, now she's unable to move. 454 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,640 It's called "locked-in syndrome." 455 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,520 Jeez, that's terrible. I know. 456 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,790 Awful. 457 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,450 Unfortunately, this investigation is time-sensitive, 458 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:34,780 so we should look at the tapes first. 459 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,190 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, good. 460 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:38,490 Maybe the chicken will defrost. 461 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,290 Which brings us here, 462 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,460 to our poor, frozen chicken. 463 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,690 For company. 464 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,400 Reports indicate that the officer shot, 465 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,670 Michael Cordero, 466 00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:48,670 was taken to St. Ignatius Hospital, 467 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:51,670 where he remains in critical condition. The shooter... 468 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,200 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Suddenly, Petra felt a tiny bit of hope, 469 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:56,910 knowing that Jane was probably in this very same hospital. 470 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,570 If only she could move. 471 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,250 Or speak. Or twitch. 472 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,490 ...and I know we're all wishing Detective Cordero well. 473 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:04,710 Now, onto sports... 474 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,960 (TV shuts off) 475 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:08,860 He had a concussion 476 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,390 when he was seven. 477 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,750 Oh, oh, yeah, I left it blank. I was gonna ask you. 478 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,800 Why don't I just do it? 479 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,250 Oh, I don't mind. 480 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,860 It has to be right; I know more information. 481 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:19,860 Plus, it'll give me something to do. 482 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,500 ¶ ¶ 483 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,530 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And friends, that's when 484 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,640 Rogelio saw something that terrified him. 485 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,240 Two civilians, 0800 hours, 486 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,870 clearly engaged in... 487 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,380 Hey, guys. 488 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,780 Oh, wow. Uh, yes. 489 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,350 It's me. 490 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,650 I-I understand you wanted a picture, 491 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,690 but I have to ask you to treasure it privately 492 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,920 and not tweet it out. 493 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,360 Why not? 494 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,820 Well, it's a long story. 495 00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:49,830 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here's the short version. 496 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,370 REPORTER 2: It all began 497 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,660 when international telenovela star 498 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:53,970 Rogelio de la Vega 499 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,670 retweeted an Amber Alert 500 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:58,240 that his grandchild was kidnapped. 501 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,470 Please. I'll do anything. 502 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,380 Yeah? 503 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,750 For reals? 504 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,820 For reals. 505 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,490 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, where were we? 506 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,750 Ah, yes. Waiting. 507 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,360 Still waiting. 508 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,360 I don't know how you can eat at a time like this. 509 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,660 I just, uh... 510 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,270 Sorry. 511 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,540 PATRICIA: Oh, don't be dramatic. 512 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:30,670 Just eat it. 513 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,030 Listen, we're all upset, okay? 514 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,810 Don't take it out on Jane. 515 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:35,710 I'm not taking it out on Jane. Mom, it's fine. 516 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,050 Let's just go outside for a minute. 517 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,670 Please? 518 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,650 I'm sorry, but she's being so rude to you. 519 00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:43,920 She's just scared. 520 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,490 And th-- and this is how she copes. 521 00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,460 But... Mom. You're not helping. 522 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:50,380 Just... take a little walk 523 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,320 and cool off, okay, please? 524 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,920 (exhales) XIOMARA: So this is my fault? 525 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,460 Kind of. 526 00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:00,670 You told me to lie. 527 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,070 Oh, stop. 528 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,670 Sam will get over it 529 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,330 if he's your happily ever after or whatever. 530 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:07,010 Maybe. 531 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,910 What? I don't know. 532 00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:11,645 It was a weird date. 533 00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:12,970 And I don't know if it was weird 534 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,680 because there was 17 months of buildup, 535 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,640 or because of that cop and his stupid soup. 536 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,750 Oh... 537 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,880 (laughs) What? 538 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,320 You like the cop. No. 539 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,780 No, I don't. 540 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,390 Mm-hmm. I mean, he's kind of stalkerish, right? 541 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,850 And his choices in music are way off. 542 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,720 And he's a cat person. 543 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,590 His profile picture is him with his cat. 544 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,900 Weird, right? 545 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,560 You are on his Facebook page. 546 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,030 I know. 547 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,580 It's just... this stupid soup is so good. 548 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,440 (laughs) 549 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,870 Fakes left. He goes right! 550 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,520 Oh! (laughs) 551 00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:48,510 (groans) Game over! An unprecedented third 552 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:49,710 consecutive trash ball championship! 553 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,420 Oh, you got so lucky. Lucky? 554 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:52,990 Three championships is not lucky, my friend. 555 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,420 Whoop.. oh! Michael... 556 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,080 Hi. 557 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:58,090 Three championships. Yeah. Four, 558 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,920 and I get to wear a crown around the station. 559 00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:02,530 Apology cubano. 560 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:06,400 I didn't make it, but still... 561 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,970 I obviously didn't have a cold, 562 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:14,700 and I shouldn't have lied about it. 563 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:16,080 But I was wondering if we can go back 564 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,480 to the other night. 565 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,610 I-I mean, not when I shot your gun, 566 00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:23,710 but... how we felt when we kissed. 567 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,820 ARMSTRONG: You kissed while on duty? 568 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,760 No. It wasn't until hours later. 569 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,850 You were at her house for hours? 570 00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:31,090 My office, Cordero. 571 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:38,100 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to get you in trouble. 572 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,570 No, it's fine, I just obviously 573 00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:40,970 didn't put the kiss in the report. 574 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:42,710 Might have spiced up the report. 575 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,970 So, before we were interrupted, 576 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,500 you were saying something about 577 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:49,880 trying this again. I would like that. 578 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,110 Me, too. And no more lies. Total honesty. 579 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,910 Perfect. Which is why I want you to know 580 00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:55,440 that I'm also going to be 581 00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:57,150 exploring my relationship with Sam. 582 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,840 What? The guy that you pulled over. 583 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,880 It's just, I've been in love with him for 17 months. 584 00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,690 I mean, not in love with him, just, like, 585 00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:05,030 super into him, and he finally asked me out. 586 00:22:05,030 --> 00:22:06,150 You gotta be kidding me. 587 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,030 I'm just trying to be honest. 588 00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:09,800 Okay, let me be honest. I'm not interested 589 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,100 in being in a love triangle with you and Sam. 590 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,770 It's not a love triangle. I hardly know you. 591 00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:15,940 Exactly. I don't even know if I like you. 592 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,070 Well, then, why did you bring me soup? 593 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,540 I don't know. I wish I didn't. 594 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:19,910 You know what? Have a nice life 595 00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:21,170 with Sam, the lawbreaker. 596 00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:22,770 Well, you have a good life with your cat! 597 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:24,950 How do you know about my cat? 598 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:27,170 Your profile picture, weirdo. That's 'cause she just died. 599 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,180 Thanks for bringing that up, jackass! 600 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,810 Okay, sorry about your cat, 601 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:34,050 but you don't have to call me a jackass, dick! 602 00:22:34,050 --> 00:22:36,120 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, in that moment, 603 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,920 Jane truly thought she'd never see Michael again. 604 00:22:38,930 --> 00:22:41,530 WOMAN (over P.A. system): Dr. Davis, telephone, please. 605 00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:44,530 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which is obviously not what happened. 606 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,130 (elevator bell dings) 607 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,150 (exhales sharply, sobbing) 608 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,620 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, so, here we are. 609 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:38,910 So close... 610 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,820 Hey, again, just checking your vitals. 611 00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:43,180 Everything looks the same. 612 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:46,990 But... here's a call button just in case. 613 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,520 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: ...and yet so far. 614 00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:51,900 At least for two hours and 23 minutes. 615 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,170 If I might say, you seem a little nervous, ma'am. 616 00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:56,310 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, she did have a ticking cluck. 617 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,700 (chicken clucking) 618 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:58,900 No, not nervous. (sighs) 619 00:23:58,910 --> 00:24:00,940 I just need to use the restroom. 620 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:04,680 I'll be right back. 621 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:13,050 Heard they found a trail of white powder in the hallway. 622 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:14,780 They're running tests. 623 00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:17,860 Yep. You know, if it's cocaine, 624 00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:19,830 this could be some kind of drug thing. 625 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,200 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh, friends, I believe Anezka, 626 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,280 like her sister, is locked in. 627 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,950 Hmm. That's suspicious. 628 00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:42,210 Come on! 629 00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:43,910 Also rather suspicious... 630 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:44,820 Hey. Oh, yeah. 631 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:46,155 What? 632 00:24:46,156 --> 00:24:48,650 Sorry. You scared me. 633 00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:49,820 I'm just getting some air. 634 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,120 Yeah, me, too. 635 00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,800 Rogelio. What? 636 00:24:54,790 --> 00:24:56,220 Let me get a sip of your coffee. 637 00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:58,160 No. No, no! 638 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,230 No, no. Wh... 639 00:25:00,230 --> 00:25:02,230 Is that urine? 640 00:25:02,230 --> 00:25:04,860 No. 641 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:07,330 Yes. 642 00:25:09,010 --> 00:25:10,680 I made a deal to give my pee 643 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,050 to two tweakers so they could pass a drug test. 644 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:16,020 In exchange, they agreed not to tweet pictures 645 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:18,050 of me at the hospital. 646 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:21,010 I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I don't care. 647 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,120 A tweet from me almost ruined Jane's life last year. 648 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,880 I'm not going to let that happen again. 649 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:27,950 I have to do something for her. 650 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,090 And for Michael. 651 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,300 Oh, Ro... 652 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,000 Sorry... sorry... 653 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,130 it's... it's just... 654 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:39,980 you know how I always say he's my best friend? 655 00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:41,770 Well, I mean it. 656 00:25:42,310 --> 00:25:43,910 So, you got it? 657 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,780 I just need a little more time to hydrate. 658 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:48,415 Please. I promise, you'll get what you need. 659 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,340 20 minutes. 660 00:25:53,950 --> 00:25:54,950 I'll do it. 661 00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:56,680 I want to help, too. 662 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,090 So I'll pee in a damn cup. 663 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,350 Great. Perfect. 664 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,030 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when she remembered 665 00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:04,130 she'd recently peed on a damn stick. 666 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:07,190 Actually, forget it, um... 667 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,730 I'm a woman, so... 668 00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:10,800 They can't tell gender. Yes, they can. 669 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,130 No, they can't. Yes, they can. 670 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:14,810 They can't. Sometimes they can! 671 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,780 Like... when you're pregnant, for instance. 672 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:23,340 Pregnant? 673 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:24,690 It's Esteban's. 674 00:26:34,430 --> 00:26:37,900 Hey. I'm sorry about my mom. 675 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,700 Well, hopefully she got ahold of herself. 676 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,770 Hi. 677 00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:50,170 So the good news is that he's stabilized. 678 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:53,150 Oh... We were able to get him into imaging, 679 00:26:53,150 --> 00:26:55,320 and the CT scan showed that he had an aortic dissection, 680 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,140 which we can manage medically. 681 00:26:57,150 --> 00:26:58,250 Okay, good. That's good. 682 00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,910 But the problem is 683 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,920 the bullet passed through the chest cavity, 684 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,280 and landed near his spine. 685 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:06,060 Right now there is considerable swelling. 686 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,260 W-What does that mean? 687 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,460 Well, there are two options. 688 00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:11,060 Neither's perfect. 689 00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:12,460 We can take a wait-and-see approach, 690 00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:14,800 treat him with steroids, see if it works. 691 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,460 But if it doesn't, he risks loss of function. 692 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,870 Possibly from the waist down. 693 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,370 Or we could try to operate, 694 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,480 to clear the bone fragments and relieve the pressure 695 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,150 on his spinal cord. 696 00:27:26,150 --> 00:27:29,250 This offers slightly better odds on the paralysis front, 697 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,820 but he's in critical condition, 698 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:33,360 and surgery comes with real risks. 699 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,010 Then no, we're not doing it. 700 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,080 You can take some time to discuss it. 701 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:38,360 I'm sure. 702 00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:41,390 You're his wife, so, technically, 703 00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:43,190 it's your decision. 704 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:48,290 I-I'd like a few minutes to think about it. 705 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:57,840 You want to risk his life, after all this? 706 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,040 I-I don't know, I thought that we should talk. 707 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:04,180 I... need to talk to his father. 708 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,310 I know he's close and I'm pretty sure 709 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,090 he'll agree with me. 710 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:23,140 I think... 711 00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:26,210 that this wasn't supposed to happen. 712 00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:28,110 We talked about who would take out the trash 713 00:28:28,110 --> 00:28:30,010 and when we would have another baby, 714 00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:31,350 not what I should do of there was a bullet 715 00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:33,270 near his spine. 716 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,340 I don't know what the right answer is. 717 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,470 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, 718 00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:02,330 that's when Jane remembered this moment. 719 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,900 (doorbell rings) 720 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,340 Which, of course, is where we left off. 721 00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:08,450 What are you doing here? 722 00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:09,450 Well, firstly, 723 00:29:09,450 --> 00:29:10,590 I wanted to apologize 724 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:12,010 for calling you a jackass. 725 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:14,090 And I thought about it, 726 00:29:14,090 --> 00:29:16,020 and who cares about Sam? 727 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,880 Sam can come on our dates if you want him to. 728 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,180 Michael, stop. 729 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,050 It's fine. Just go. 730 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,590 Seriously. 731 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,900 We had one good night, and I was wasted. 732 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:27,300 And our sober interactions have been pretty terrible. 733 00:29:28,370 --> 00:29:30,370 If you really mean that-- 734 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:32,210 if you really want me to walk away-- 735 00:29:32,210 --> 00:29:35,430 say the words... I will. 736 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,400 Walk away. 737 00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:42,450 No. 738 00:29:42,450 --> 00:29:44,350 What are you doing? 739 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:46,110 We had something. 740 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,090 That kiss was magic. 741 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:51,460 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: There's that word again. 742 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:53,190 The magic of tequila. 743 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:55,520 Let me kiss you again. Sober. 744 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,590 Why won't you give up? 745 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,530 Because I'm a fighter. 746 00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:02,030 You should know that about me. 747 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,670 I'm a fighter. 748 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,150 He'd want the surgery. 749 00:30:11,150 --> 00:30:15,310 Yes, that's what his father said, too. 750 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,680 I'm just so scared. 751 00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:22,250 Me, too. 752 00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:30,470 So you just have a few minutes while the O.R.'s being prepped. 753 00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:43,580 (monitor beeping) 754 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,040 Hi. 755 00:30:48,310 --> 00:30:52,010 So you're about to have surgery. 756 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:53,420 But I'm not gonna say good-bye, 757 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:56,220 because this is not the end of our story. 758 00:30:57,690 --> 00:31:00,990 Do you hear me, Michael? 759 00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:03,720 You're gonna wake up, and you're gonna be okay. 760 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:07,460 And we're gonna move into our new house. 761 00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:09,570 And we're gonna live there until we outgrow it. 762 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:13,440 Because I'll be pregnant... 763 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,175 with our third kid, 764 00:31:15,176 --> 00:31:17,540 because we landed on three the other night-- 765 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,540 three kids total. 766 00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:22,580 Which will seem overwhelming, 767 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:24,610 but Mateo's such a big help. 768 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:27,050 Oh, and we're gonna go to the mountains. 769 00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:28,350 We're gonna take 'em to the mountains 770 00:31:28,350 --> 00:31:31,650 because we always wanted to be in the snow. 771 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,060 (kids laughing) 772 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:34,560 And then we'll go every year. 773 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,020 And-And that trip will become a tradition. 774 00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:39,770 We're huge on family traditions, by the way. 775 00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:42,000 Christmas, Easter, 776 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,100 Sunday night family dinners. 777 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:47,770 And even when the kids move out and have families of their own, 778 00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:51,540 they'll always come back for Sunday night dinners. 779 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:53,110 Mateo? 780 00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:54,740 Partly because they want to see us, 781 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,650 but partly because you're such a great griller. 782 00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:59,650 (sniffles) You're a really 783 00:31:59,650 --> 00:32:02,550 great griller, Michael. 784 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,250 And we're gonna be that old couple 785 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:05,660 that sit on the front porch. 786 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:09,760 reminiscing, arguing over details. 787 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,120 I thought it was a broken taillight. 788 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:15,760 No, it was an illegal U-turn. 789 00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:17,240 And we'll get a stupid cat, 790 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,410 'cause, yes, 791 00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:20,530 you convinced me to get one. 792 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:23,380 And we're gonna be happy, Michael. 793 00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:25,510 We're gonna be happy. 794 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:28,810 Okay, it's time. 795 00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:30,340 Mm-hmm. (sniffles) 796 00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:44,220 (indistinct announcement over intercom) 797 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,840 We wanted to come. 798 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,170 For support. 799 00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:55,800 (garbled radio transmission) 800 00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:58,810 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: At this moment, I should mention 801 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:02,340 that Michael and Petra's fates are linked. 802 00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:05,420 I just don't understand. 803 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:07,220 You know these doors lock automatically. 804 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:08,220 Yeah, well, uh... 805 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,480 At least, Petra knew. 806 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:11,360 ...I'm upset. 807 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,360 And I, I know 808 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,530 Michael was shot and everyone's scared. 809 00:33:14,530 --> 00:33:15,860 But my sister had a stroke. 810 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,860 And now she's lying there in some hospital bed 811 00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:19,490 all by herself and she must be so scared 812 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,240 and I just want to see her. 813 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,660 I need to see her. 814 00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:26,270 Of course you do. 815 00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:27,330 (sighs) I'm sorry. 816 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:28,410 With everything going on 817 00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:30,610 with Michael, I, I... 818 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:32,750 Look, just, I'll look through the security footage. 819 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,740 Let her go to the hospital. 820 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,280 I don't know. 821 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,780 She's been acting pretty suspicious. 822 00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:39,780 Well, you know she was with me last night. 823 00:33:39,790 --> 00:33:41,790 So she's not a suspect. 824 00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:45,290 Unless you want me to get my lawyers involved? 825 00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:50,460 (praying in Spanish) 826 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,140 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yes! 827 00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:57,900 Petra, go! Move! 828 00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,130 DENNIS (over radio): No update. 829 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,440 Cordero's still in surgery. 830 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,650 So, you can go now. No problem 831 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,810 for me to stay with you, ma'am. 832 00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:13,260 Hello, Anezka. 833 00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:21,220 PATRICIA: Can I have half? 834 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:23,630 (garbled radio transmission) 835 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,310 ¶ ¶ 836 00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:09,340 The surgery went well. 837 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,970 (sighs of relief) We got the bullet fragments 838 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:12,345 and he's already showing signs 839 00:35:12,346 --> 00:35:13,710 of movement in his lower body. 840 00:35:13,710 --> 00:35:15,810 (laughing) (applause) 841 00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:21,220 (radio crackles) 842 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:21,980 DENNIS: Cordero's out of surgery. 843 00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:24,290 Doing good. 844 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:27,230 Copy that. Great news. 845 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,300 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I did say their fates were linked. 846 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,600 You're okay? 847 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,470 (laughing): You're really okay. 848 00:35:41,470 --> 00:35:42,900 (sniffling) 849 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:44,740 Wait, who are you? 850 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:47,440 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: No! Not amnesia! 851 00:35:47,450 --> 00:35:48,980 I'm just kidding. 852 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,780 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I hate you! 853 00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:53,880 I love you, I love you. 854 00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:56,890 I love you so much. 855 00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:58,320 (sniffles) 856 00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,720 Oh... (gasps) 857 00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:01,400 (laughs) 858 00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:07,370 So? Mm-hmm? 859 00:36:07,370 --> 00:36:08,570 What's this about you 860 00:36:08,570 --> 00:36:09,670 promising me a cat if I woke up? 861 00:36:09,670 --> 00:36:10,870 You heard? Nah. 862 00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:13,370 The nurse told me. 863 00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:15,270 But I'm psyched. 864 00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:17,700 Yeah, you're not really getting one. What? 865 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:19,980 You're gonna go back on a deathbed promise? Come on! 866 00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:21,420 Are you serious? Yeah, definitely. 867 00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:22,670 I want my cat. 868 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,440 Faith M. Whiskers... III. 869 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:27,880 (laughs) 870 00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:29,420 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Remember, I did say 871 00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:31,450 this was a story about Faith. 872 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:32,920 Actually, screw the rules. 873 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,290 Let's jump ahead for real this time. 874 00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:35,990 You got to see this cat. 875 00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:38,290 She's so freakin' adorable. 876 00:36:40,770 --> 00:36:42,430 We'll talk about it later. 877 00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:44,300 There's nothing to talk about. I'm getting my cat. 878 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:46,870 Ah, if this were only a romance novel. 879 00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:48,300 We could end here 880 00:36:48,310 --> 00:36:50,680 and they'd get their HEA. 881 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:54,410 (knocking) 882 00:36:54,410 --> 00:36:56,070 But, alas, this isn't a romance novel. 883 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,940 So, listen, I don't want to interrupt, 884 00:36:57,950 --> 00:36:59,720 but we should really talk now that you're up, 885 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,620 in case you remember anything about the shooting. 886 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,810 MICHAEL: Absolutely. 887 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,050 I remember everything. 888 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:06,590 It's a telenovela, remember? 889 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:08,990 It was my partner. 890 00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,960 Susanna Barnett. 891 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,030 And we're right smack in the middle. 892 00:37:14,030 --> 00:37:16,030 And I just think if I move my sister here, 893 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:17,630 then I-I'll be able to... 894 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,500 Keep her paralyzed? 895 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,770 ...take care of her. 896 00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:23,340 Talk to her so she won't be so lonely. 897 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:25,970 That sounds like a great idea. 898 00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,510 Thank you. 899 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:28,910 Well, for everything. 900 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:31,580 Without you, I would've... 901 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:33,110 broken down. 902 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,790 Today. 903 00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:38,390 Last night. 904 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,020 Yeah, um, I actually wanted 905 00:37:40,030 --> 00:37:42,060 to talk to you about last night. 906 00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:45,520 You don't regret it, do you? 907 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:46,790 No. 908 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,800 Because I always wondered if, 909 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,400 uh, you know, that thing that we had, 910 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,600 if it was still there. 911 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,630 You know? 912 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,410 And it just wasn't. 913 00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,410 What? 914 00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,670 I'm sorry. 915 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,010 I just, I want to be honest. 916 00:38:01,010 --> 00:38:02,740 You've told me to be honest. 917 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:04,820 But things just felt different. 918 00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:06,820 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Because it wasn't Petra! 919 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,950 So I'm glad that it happened. 920 00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:11,750 Because now we can move on to being friends. 921 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,900 Because romantically, 922 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:18,560 I just don't want to go there again. 923 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,130 Forget what I say earlier, Mother. 924 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:22,760 Rafael part of plan is on, too. 925 00:38:22,770 --> 00:38:24,740 Yeah, no, right... 926 00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:27,180 Well, that's what I mean. 927 00:38:28,110 --> 00:38:30,840 Let's fry the onion rings. 928 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,510 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh, I don't like the sound of that. 929 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,120 Hey, thanks again, Erik. 930 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,640 Or that. 931 00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:39,590 I'm sorry, what did you call me? 932 00:38:39,590 --> 00:38:40,980 You're Erik Estrada, right? 933 00:38:40,990 --> 00:38:42,490 Yeah, from CHiPs. 934 00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:44,620 You thought I was Erik Estrada? 935 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:46,120 That guy's, like, 100. 936 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,050 (gasps) Oh, my God! 937 00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,930 Dude, calm down. I will not calm down! 938 00:38:49,930 --> 00:38:51,600 There are, like, cops everywhere, man. Good. 939 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,800 You should be arrested. 940 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,670 I gave you guys my urine! 941 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:57,010 And then you make this egregious racial and generational 942 00:38:57,010 --> 00:38:58,060 mistake! 943 00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:00,210 I hope you rot in jail. 944 00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:01,810 Did I hear something about a urine exchange? 945 00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:08,810 Thank you for your help. 946 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:10,980 A day like this, 947 00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:12,910 it just puts things in perspective. 948 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,120 So I wanted to say 949 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,980 on the other note, 950 00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:19,560 that, of course, I'll stand by you 951 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,930 and the baby. Rogelio. 952 00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:22,860 Stop. 953 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,490 I'm not having the baby. 954 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:28,700 I didn't want to have a baby with you, 955 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,960 who I love so much. (sighs) 956 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:33,740 I'm not having a baby with Esteban. 957 00:39:33,740 --> 00:39:36,510 Well, that's your choice. 958 00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,980 Either way, I'm here, okay? 959 00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:40,750 Thank you. 960 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,880 I appreciate that. 961 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,840 Yeah. 962 00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:45,020 Ready to go? 963 00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:47,990 Yes, sir. 964 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:53,230 I'll see you at the station in an hour. 965 00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:55,200 You better not be back to work tomorrow, Cordero. 966 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,720 MICHAEL: We'll see. 967 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,730 I don't want him to go back at all. 968 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,860 Me, neither. 969 00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:03,200 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But that's a problem for the future. 970 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,630 And we're not there, yet. 971 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,770 We're here. 972 00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:08,970 So, tox came back. 973 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:10,540 It wasn't cocaine in the hallway. 974 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:12,040 It was actually powdered sugar. 975 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,510 Powdered sugar? 976 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:14,510 Like, from donuts? 977 00:40:14,510 --> 00:40:16,040 A-Anyway, who cares? 978 00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:17,950 It means it was a dead end. 979 00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:21,020 Unless you know a murderous, powdered-donut-eating criminal. 980 00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:25,790 You saved these from your psychopath ex-girlfriend?! 981 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,250 Okay, first of all, she's not a psychopath. 982 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,960 She's a sociopath. 983 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,860 (screams) 984 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,260 I do know one. 985 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,730 Sin Rostro? But she's dead. 986 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:44,770 Or someone who was made to look like her is dead. 987 00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:47,180 You have to run a print on A2. 988 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,580 LUISA: Where am I? 989 00:40:57,590 --> 00:40:59,560 What's going on? 990 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,590 All in good time. 991 00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:03,890 Just know... 992 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:07,070 we're going to get our happily ever after. 993 00:41:08,830 --> 00:41:10,230 I promise. 994 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:15,310 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 995 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,650