1 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,853 You've heard of the tunnel. 2 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,192 The one we all go through sooner or later. 3 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,697 At the end, there's a door. 4 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,412 And waiting for you on the other side of that door... 5 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,873 Is either heaven... 6 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,042 Or hell. 7 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,051 This is that door. 8 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,228 Why is this patient in lockdown? 9 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,021 They didn't tell you about Laurie strode? 10 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:12,693 You must have heard of her. Sister of Michael Myers? 11 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,986 Michael Myers, the serial killer? 12 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,823 Oh, well, you'll hear all the gossip soon enough. 13 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,029 For now, let's just get... 14 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,992 No, no, no, wait. Tell me about her. 15 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,245 She decapitated a man. 16 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:31,044 Oh, my god. Why? 17 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,673 Halloween. Three years ago. 18 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,486 Twenty years after the first murders... 19 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,970 Her brother finally found her. 20 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,514 Tracked her down to the school where she was working. 21 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,809 There were several murders. 22 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,145 Lots of confusion. 23 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,539 Guys, over here! 24 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,180 Oh, my god. She killed the wrong person. 25 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,605 Father of three. 26 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,527 Well, why didn't the paramedic say something? 27 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,829 His larynx had been crushed. 28 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,207 Don't let on you know. 29 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,927 Hello, miss strode. Did you enjoy your dinner? 30 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,054 She hasn't said a word in years. 31 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,848 Extreme disassociative disorder. 32 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,602 The doctors think she's a suicide threat. 33 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,397 They found her up on the roof more than once. 34 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,611 Must be the guilt. 35 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,948 Now all she does is stare out that window. 36 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,326 God knows what she sees out there. 37 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,187 Hello? 38 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,402 Anyone out there? 39 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,757 Holy shit! 40 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,718 Harold, are you trying to give me a heart attack? 41 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,181 How the hell did you get out again? 42 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,725 And who are you supposed to be today? 43 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:17,187 0h. John Wayne gacy. 44 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,773 Born in Chicago, Illinois, on march 17, 1942. 45 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,775 Come on, big guy. 46 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,277 Killed 33 people. Buried them under his house. 47 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,755 I know, I know, Harold. 48 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,323 - He was executed on may 7... - I know, Harold. 49 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,663 Willie, I'm not trying to criticize your work... 50 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,957 But if you put Harold in his room... 51 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,042 How come I see him in the basement? 52 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:43,046 I... but just two seconds ago, he was... 53 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,756 Come on. Let's go get him. 54 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,217 How many times do I have to tell you? 55 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,386 You gotta be sure what you're doing. 56 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,993 Willie? What are you doing? 57 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,327 I skipped dinner. 58 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,372 - Hurry up. - Okay. 59 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,627 Harold? 60 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,633 Harold, what are you doing down here? 61 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:34,889 What's gotten into you? 62 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,286 Hmm. Ted Bundy. 63 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,997 Born November 24, 19... 64 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,984 Hello, Michael. 65 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,259 I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. 66 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,804 What took you so long? 67 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,114 You failed, Michael. 68 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,534 You want to know why? 69 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,204 Because I'm not afraid of you. 70 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,708 But what about you? 71 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,379 Are you afraid of me? 72 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,884 Are you afraid to die, Michael? 73 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,846 I just have to be sure. 74 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,433 I'll see you in hell. 75 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,194 Michael Myers. 76 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:50,116 Born October 19, 1957. 77 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:55,621 Killed his older sister, October 31, 1963. 78 00:15:56,122 --> 00:16:00,543 Killed three high school students, October 31, 1978. 79 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:04,422 Also killed three nurses and a paramedic, same night. 80 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,304 Was believed to be dead, then killed four students, 81 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,056 hillcrest academy, 1998. 82 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,768 Has been missing, unheard of, last three years. 83 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:22,148 Now he's back. 84 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,716 Carl jung tells us 85 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:53,054 that the human psyche contains a figment of ourselves 86 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,807 that even the collective unconscious denies. 87 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,703 Good morning, Paul. It's nice to see you in class. 88 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,312 Am I keeping you up? 89 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,190 All right. What do I mean by all this, people? 90 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,610 I mean that inside all of us 91 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:13,032 there lurks a dark, malevolent figure. 92 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,993 A kind of boogeyman, if you will, 93 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,663 that jung called what? 94 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,249 Come on, stick with me, people. 95 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,876 Take that kierkegaardian leap of faith. 96 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,091 Jung said we must face down our fears 97 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,303 and face up to the figure he called, what? 98 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,391 - The shadow. - The shadow. 99 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,726 Yes, Sara, very good. Thank you. 100 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,013 I'm glad somebody was awake. 101 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,501 Wow, what a class. 102 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:48,943 Hey, Sara! 103 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,071 Sara, wait up! 104 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,992 I've been looking for you everywhere. 105 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,368 Guess what? 106 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,037 Uh-uh. What did you sign us up for this time? 107 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,082 We gotta find Rudy. Okay? Come on. 108 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,556 Hey, Rudy. 109 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,601 Don't distract me. 110 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,061 Aw, I can't help myself. 111 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,230 I am distracting. 112 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,525 Have you checked your email? 113 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,601 Why? Did you send me something? 114 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,574 We're in! They picked all three of us! 115 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,535 - What? Are you serious? - Uh-huh! 116 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,164 Oh, god! Yes! 117 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,874 All right. That is all good. 118 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,376 This isn't one of your little jokes, is it? 119 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,755 No, but Sara doesn't want to go. 120 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,715 I might go. I just haven't decided yet. 121 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,551 No, no, no. That is unacceptable. 122 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,094 It is unacceptable. 123 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,847 We're gonna be bigger than "the osbournes." 124 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,724 We're gonna be large. 125 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:05,311 Look, every time I let you two talk me into something I live to regret it. 126 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,147 Listen, without me, you would die of boredom. 127 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,901 Us! Without us, you would die of boredom. 128 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,611 Whatever. 129 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,800 Are you sure they're not just putting us in some house 130 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,826 with hidden cameras in the shower? 131 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:26,874 It's like we're investigative reporters searching a crime scene. 132 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,335 And look at the scholarship. 133 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,883 Besides that, thousands of people are going to see my fa... 134 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,928 Our face. 135 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,430 Don't do it. 136 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,724 That's the house where it all started. 137 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,478 He walked its hallways, hid in its closets. 138 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,940 Dreamed in its bedrooms. Helped his mother in the kitchen. 139 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,484 Watched TV in the living room with his dad. 140 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,321 Played in his sister's bedroom. 141 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,660 Then one day, he picked up a knife... 142 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,914 And he never put it down again. 143 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,430 That guy's fucking weird. 144 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,183 Don't pay any attention to him. He's just trying to scare us. 145 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,477 I just need to send a quick email. 146 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,068 "Deckard, 147 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,738 you'll never believe what I got myself into." 148 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,617 Deckard? Who's deckard? 149 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,286 Oh, it's my screen name. 150 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,205 Sara needed some tech support setting up her offline reader, 151 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,457 so I, uh... 152 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,793 You told her you're a graduate student? 153 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,880 - Graduate of what, junior high? - Shut up, all right? 154 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,967 We talk like every day. I don't know. It's... it's kind of like we're dating. 155 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,510 She's never even seen you, 156 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,512 and yahoo chat rooms do not count. 157 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,474 Yes, they do count. Did you know in the old days, 158 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,225 knights used to spend their entire lives 159 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,312 courting ladies that they would never even touch? 160 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,606 They would just, like, you know, send each other sonnets and stuff. 161 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,816 Yeah, that's before Internet porn, man. 162 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,486 Whatever. 163 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,780 Now what are you doing? 164 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,506 Look, just give me a second, all right? 165 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,675 I hope Sara shows up wearing something acceptable. 166 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:45,137 I mean, she can't still be mad at us for the last time we got her in something. 167 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,265 Oh, here she is. Hey! 168 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,559 Okay, everybody listen up! 169 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,413 - Sara, um, are you gonna wear this? - Pay attention, please. 170 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,981 'Cause I thought I told you we were gonna be on camera. 171 00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:01,070 Okay. I'd like to start this off by saying the search is over. 172 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,447 You six have been selected 173 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,242 to explore america's worst nightmare, 174 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,452 tomorrow night, Halloween, 175 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,539 live, in front of the whole entire Internet universe. 176 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,875 You six will enter the birthplace of evil 177 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,293 in its purest form, 178 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,922 the childhood home of our most brutal mass murderer, 179 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,966 Michael Myers. 180 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:28,264 Thank you. Thank you. 181 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,600 So, what do you hope to find in the house tomorrow night? 182 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,853 My way into network broadcasting. 183 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,062 Pfft! 184 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,064 I just want to say that Michael Myers 185 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,817 is not just a man behind a mask. 186 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,026 He's a legend. 187 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,487 I'm interested in how Michael Myers 188 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:47,575 embodies the politics of violence embedded in pop mythology. 189 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:51,412 Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. 190 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,682 Too much protein, not enough zinc, next thing you know 191 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,891 you're cutting up bodies in your bathtub. 192 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,418 I mean, look at, uh look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. 193 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,545 The brother was seriously malnourished. 194 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,590 You don't have to go far to find Michael Myers. 195 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:06,343 He is the great white shark of our unconscious. 196 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,263 He is the dark-eyed child of our spirits. 197 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:11,891 He's every murderous impulse we've ever had. 198 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,435 He's the little voice that whispers to us 199 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:17,688 to strangle the old lady taking too long at the checkout counter. 200 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,107 Get to know him, baby. 201 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,276 He's you. 202 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,614 So tell us, Sara, why do ordinary people turn to murder? 203 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,158 Well, I, um... 204 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:33,120 I think it has something to do with upbringing. 205 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,792 Damn! That girl can sing. 206 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:45,925 That's what I'm looking for. Ooh. 207 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,221 Hyah! 208 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,557 Get his ass! Get his ass! Get his ass! 209 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,853 Who's better than wat chun Lee? 210 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,356 Whoopin' everybody ass while he's smokin' a cigarette. 211 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,653 Oh, shit. Who's knockin' on my door this late? 212 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,099 Whoever this is is distracting me 213 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,490 from seeing wat chun Lee whoop some ass. 214 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,992 Sara? Ooh. 215 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,455 Sara, what are you doing here? It's late. 216 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,123 I'm dropping out. 217 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:21,126 I'm sorry. 218 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,837 It's just, I'm so freaked out I can't even sleep. 219 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,590 Slow down, slow down. What's the problem? 220 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:30,260 I mean, can't you see I'm... I'm not like the others? 221 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,929 I know you're not like the others. 222 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,223 You know you're not like the others. 223 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,534 The others ain't nothin' but a bunch of smart-ass, wise-crackin', 224 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,019 posin' wannabes. 225 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,397 You are the real deal. 226 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,691 Every existing element about you 227 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,360 is what the Internet audience really wants. 228 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,654 I don't want to be famous. 229 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,581 What do you mean you don't want to be famous? 230 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,033 That's the American dream. 231 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,119 I think I'm just scared. 232 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,413 It's ok to be scared, you know. 233 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,249 Being scared is good. Fear is good. 234 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,251 Fear motivates. 235 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,254 Fear gives you the feeling of being alive. 236 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,661 Fear makes me want to throw up. 237 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,090 Trust me, please. 238 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,467 When it's all said and done, at the end of the day, 239 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,754 you'll be surprised of how much you surprise yourself. 240 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,764 Look, I'm sorry to bother you. I just... 241 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,392 It's okay. Do me a favor. Sleep on it. 242 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:21,395 We'll talk about it tomorrow. You can sweat it tonight, man. 243 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:24,064 Now take your tail on outta here and go to bed. 244 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:29,361 Oi' Freddie boy, damn, you good. 245 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,239 Shit you come up with off the top of your head, boy. 246 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,867 Why don't you just pat yourself on your back? 247 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,287 Oh, wat chun Lee! Oh! 248 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,825 Now, are you coming out soon 249 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,426 or are you planning on subletting? 250 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:58,265 Mmm! Sexy girl! 251 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:00,392 Don't you think it's a bit too revealing? 252 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,686 I think it's perfectly revealing. 253 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,524 What? 254 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,027 Are you okay? 255 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:12,988 Did you see the boogeyman or something? 256 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,408 The boogeyman? How very jungian. 257 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,328 Dr. Mixter's class? I'm taking that course, too. 258 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,581 I hope they have this in black. 259 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,876 - Thrift stores. - Oh, how marvelous, darling. 260 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,129 Ahh, there she is. 261 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,465 Oh, my god, you've been pussy-whipped. 262 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,884 What's worse, you've been cyber-whipped. 263 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,665 By the way, where's your costume? 264 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,056 I can't go out tonight. 265 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,103 I promised Sara I would watch her first episode. 266 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,768 She's really nervous about it. 267 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:47,314 No. No, Mickey stern's party is tonight, and you know that. 268 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,484 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man. I guess I forgot. 269 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,278 Forgot? Do you have any idea 270 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,245 what it means for two freshmen to get invited? 271 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,782 It's like never happened before! 272 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:57,950 Your sister invited us 273 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,119 so you wouldn't tell your mother about her tattoo. 274 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,663 Okay. That's besides the point, Myles barton. 275 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,499 You can either sit here in your little dream fantasy world 276 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,502 or you can come with me to this party 277 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,379 and learn to walk like a man. 278 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,089 What's it gonna be? 279 00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:16,510 All right, let's go. 280 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,304 Ahh, chat room romance? 281 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,682 He's just a friend. 282 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,393 He's probably fifty and bald, with a bad toupee. 283 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,814 - Jen. - He probably collects human skin. 284 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,316 Give me a break, Jen. 285 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:32,985 Okay, everybody listen up. 286 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,862 Now, I'd like to start off by saying 287 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,668 the home that you will be entering tonight 288 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,342 has been rigged up with several cameras 289 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:39,533 but for the most part 290 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,203 the audience will see only what you see. 291 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,122 See these cameras right here? 292 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,332 I kinda like these cameras. 293 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,210 They can pretty much be clipped on to anything. 294 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:54,423 A hat, shirt collar, your coat collar. 295 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,135 The viewers can pretty much control 296 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,386 what they want to watch 297 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,847 switch around from camera to camera 298 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,641 depending on what seems to be the most intriguing to them. 299 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,895 So if you guys want to be stars for the night... 300 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,898 [Suggest you do something that is very interesting. 301 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,108 So that it's worth the while of the viewers 302 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,528 to want to keep their cameras on you. 303 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,864 Cameras are so phallic. 304 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:21,491 Is that good or bad? 305 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,076 Depends who's watching. 306 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:46,934 Hey, Orson welles, pick a placement and move on. 307 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:53,148 Look, low angles: Scary. 308 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,943 High angles: Scary. 309 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:59,238 Medium angles: Boring. 310 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,407 I bet you learned that shooting all those weddings and bar mitzvahs. 311 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,117 Hey, hey! 312 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,496 I went to long beach state. Same as Spielberg. 313 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,368 Look Charley, we 're on a schedule here, okay? 314 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,815 Just tell Max to rig a camera in the sister's room all right? 315 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,128 Max is back at the hotel helping Freddie. 316 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:16,964 Okay. 317 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,387 Freddie! 318 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,735 Baby, calm down. It's all good. Just relax. 319 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,933 I got it all under control. 320 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:56,063 No, there was this firebird parked right in front of the house. 321 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,523 Like, just totally about to ruin the establishing shot, 322 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,275 but I called a tow truck. 323 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,527 Yep, it's on its way. 324 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,613 All righty. Bye. 325 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:12,621 Look at you, Charley. That's a nice angle, boy. 326 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,001 Look, there he is now. 327 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,336 All right, here we go. 328 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,630 Mr. Harris! 329 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,673 Can we ask you a few questions, Mr. Harris? 330 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,235 - Right over here. - I got one word for you, Freddie. 331 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,619 - What's that? - Product placement. 332 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:28,762 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 333 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:31,032 Product placement, I like the sound of that. 334 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,808 While we're going around the house, 335 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,601 discovering the secrets of Michael Myers 336 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:38,438 we could be drinking Pepsi or sporting the gap, right? 337 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:43,568 Nice sexy thinking. I kind of like that, actually. 338 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,672 - How's everyone doing this evening? - Tell us about dangertainment. 339 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,615 We're gonna get it started like this, see? 340 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:50,200 In the next ten minutes, 341 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:51,607 we are going to enter a mystery 342 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,829 wrapped up inside of a riddle inside of an enigma. 343 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:57,165 Now, remember this. Everything you see, 344 00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:00,127 absolutely everything you see is real. 345 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:01,962 There's no actors, 346 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,089 none of the components or contents in the house 347 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,133 have been messed with, mixed up, diluted 348 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:09,219 or tampered with in any shape, form, or fashion whatsoever. 349 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,931 Now, I'm not exactly sure what's gonna happen, 350 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,976 but what I do know is that no one will be allowed 351 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,019 to leave until the show is over. 352 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,981 Our top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art camera surveillance system 353 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,358 will be picking up anyone who tries to sneak out. 354 00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:33,577 Let the dangertainment begin out this motherfucker. 355 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:36,538 Well, people, let's do it. 356 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:01,855 Rudy! 357 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:08,111 Way to go. This is gonna be fun. 358 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,629 Looks like nothing's been touched in years. 359 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:33,154 I read that after the murders, 360 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,346 the family just sealed it up 361 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,890 and left without taking anything with them. 362 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:40,393 Well, it's not exactly a house you put on the market. 363 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,604 Yeah, but I'll bet it has 364 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,981 one of those big, nice, old kitchens, you know? 365 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:48,693 Where are you going? 366 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:50,320 I'm gonna check it out. 367 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,281 Uh, what are we gonna do? 368 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,325 We don't have to do anything. 369 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,744 Technically, we just have to be in the house. 370 00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,746 Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers? 371 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,958 All right. The devil made him do it. I'm done. 372 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,253 We owe it to the people watching 373 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,547 to at least take a look around. 374 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,091 Oh, that's cute. 375 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,969 You're already worried about your fan base? 376 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:20,100 You are like this close to getting voted off the island. 377 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,565 Hey, check this out. 378 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,776 You want something tasty and delicious? 379 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,613 You ever tasted forty-year-old fennel? 380 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,574 Eww, don't. It's got to be rotten. 381 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,952 - That's strange. - What? 382 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,413 - It smells fresh. - Yeah, it does. 383 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,962 You know, Donna, you got great legs. 384 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,714 What time do they open? 385 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,508 That'd be one o'clock? 386 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,178 God damn. 387 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,641 Sara. 388 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:08,064 You think this is the one that he used to, you know, do his thing? 389 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:11,318 No. They'd keep that in an evidence locker somewhere. 390 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,203 Boo. 391 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,874 - What, are you scared? - No. 392 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,209 What's in here? 393 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,175 What is that? 394 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,599 Okay, so I admit 395 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:45,894 that this place is a little creepy, okay? 396 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:49,189 No, no, no, no. You have no idea. 397 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:52,525 - Look at this. - Wow, a chair. 398 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:53,985 My god. 399 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,613 Do you think they actually kept him in this? 400 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,116 What is that? 401 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,369 Looks like the medieval key to Sara's chastity belt. 402 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:05,372 - Rudy! - Okay, yeah. 403 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,375 Maybe we should poke around a bit, 404 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,876 see what else we can find. 405 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,253 Aye-aye, captain. 406 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,132 Why are you touching me? 407 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:18,927 Don't. 408 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,931 Go poke. 409 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,047 Hey, what's going on? 410 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,803 Look at you! 411 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,643 Scott, what are we doing here? 412 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:10,687 Hey, come on, man, be cool, all right? 413 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:14,315 Relax. Have fun. Shit. 414 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,334 Hey, Myles, do you think anyone will know 415 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,112 we're supposed to be from Pulp Fiction? 416 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,095 I bet you're scared of the boogeyman. 417 00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:31,559 He's gonna get you. He's coming behind you. 418 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:32,977 Boogeyman! 419 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,327 Oh! Shit! 420 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:35,290 - Careful, Jen. - Ahem. Hands off, bud. 421 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,854 Bet this is Judith's room. 422 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,316 You know, the older sister. 423 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,820 The one he killed when he was six years old. 424 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:09,157 Hey! Keep the camera on the money here. 425 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,702 You know, I think it happened when she was right there. 426 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,705 Poor little Judith... 427 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,665 Helpless... 428 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,418 Brushing her hair... 429 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,506 Young... and naked. 430 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,636 Yeah, because that's gonna happen, right? 431 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:30,970 Come on, Jen. 432 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:35,350 One flash, and you could light up a thousand computer screens. 433 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:37,894 Launch your whole career. 434 00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:46,903 You think? 435 00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:16,557 You crack me up. 436 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,941 It's a good wardrobe for you, Jen. 437 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,871 Wait! There was somebody else in the hall! 438 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:56,055 Come here, lover boy. 439 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,682 Whoa! 440 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,268 What are you doing, you big perv? 441 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:04,397 They're exploring the house of a mass murderer, live. 442 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:05,606 You want to watch? 443 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,608 - No way. - Sure. 444 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,318 Oh, okay. 445 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:10,987 Impulse control disorder. 446 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:12,238 Huh? 447 00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:14,949 That's my theory. 448 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:19,537 I think Michael Myers had fits of rage 449 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,414 that he could not control. 450 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:26,961 Kind of like a klepto or a nympho or a pyro. 451 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,426 So, instead of stealing silverware, 452 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:36,888 he slashes the necks of teenage girls, huh? 453 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,097 Oh, come on, 454 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,268 haven't you ever had an impulse that you just could not control? 455 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:46,522 - Continuously. - You mean continually. 456 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:50,026 "Continuous" means continuing uninterrupted 457 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:53,071 while "continual" means reoccurring periodically. 458 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,990 Donna, when are you gonna get out of your head 459 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,477 and start thinking with your body? 460 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,577 Please. 461 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:02,914 Does that line ever actually work on the chicks in the music department? 462 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,667 Art history, too. Sometimes even poli sci. 463 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,128 Well, it doesn't cut it with critical studies. 464 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:10,630 Bummer. 465 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:16,552 Besides, screwing a music major 466 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,596 would be tantamount to lesbianism. 467 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:21,516 I could get into that. 468 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:31,234 Sara, I'm telling you, it's in the food. 469 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,985 Remember that guy who was on trial 470 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:34,487 for murder in San Francisco? 471 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:35,988 All he ate was twinkies. 472 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:39,408 Rudy, do you ever think about anything other than food? 473 00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:41,202 Wouldn't you like to know. 474 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:45,414 Jen? 475 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:54,858 - What's going on? - What happened? 476 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:57,282 I don't know. I turned my back for a second and she was gone. 477 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:07,436 Jen? 478 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,776 Jen? 479 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:25,955 Jen? 480 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,545 Turn it down! 481 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,673 - Gotcha! - God! Bitch. 482 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,924 Slut! 483 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:40,511 You know what? That's not right, okay? You're foul. 484 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,555 Uhh, so foul. 485 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:47,351 Yeah, this is to us, for successfully... 486 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,061 Let me give you a little more... 487 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,063 Puttin' together something collectively 488 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,192 so ingenious as a team and a duo 489 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,527 that we should definitely be able to secure 490 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,571 a lot of food on the table for ourselves 491 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,907 as long as everything goes as nicely 492 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:02,450 as it's goin' right now. 493 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,959 I'm gonna get her back for that. 494 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:13,753 Watch me. 495 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:18,132 Oh, my god! 496 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,092 Cheers. 497 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:28,601 Oh, no! No! 498 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:33,606 Wait, what just happened? 499 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:36,651 - We just lost bill's camera. - Oh, shit. 500 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,987 He must've just dropped it. Fucking idiot. 501 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,656 Find another view quickly, please. 502 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,574 Freddie, relax. 503 00:45:44,033 --> 00:45:45,534 I think this is going really well. 504 00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:47,536 - Really, baby? - Yes. 505 00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:49,205 We are doing our thing. 506 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:50,414 Okay. 507 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,792 To dangertainment. 508 00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:55,795 Salud. 509 00:45:56,545 --> 00:46:00,132 And this must be the bed where he was conceived. 510 00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:01,926 Stop showing off, Jen. 511 00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:33,124 Rudy! 512 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,626 - Sara, Sara! - Jen, help me! 513 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,420 Are you ok? 514 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,132 Rudy, help. Sara! 515 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,051 Ewww. 516 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,306 - God. - What happened? 517 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:49,557 What is that thing? 518 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:59,817 Hey, is this that Michael Myers thing? 519 00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:03,779 A'ight, cool. 520 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,992 Yeah, okay. 521 00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:19,795 What is this? 522 00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:28,179 Oh. Sorry. 523 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:30,348 Are you? 524 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,267 You're such a lothario. 525 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:38,105 I don't know what that means exactly, but... 526 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,732 Just go with it. 527 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,694 Hold on. I just thought of something. 528 00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:47,823 "Hold on"? 529 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:49,867 You've got to be kidding me. 530 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,162 What, are you, uh, looking for playboys? 531 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:02,838 This ain't right. 532 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:06,467 Well, it's obvious that the boy was subject 533 00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:10,054 to emotional and physical abuse. 534 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,515 No, I mean all of this. It's not right. 535 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:14,892 It's too easy. 536 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,019 Why is all this stuff still here? 537 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,730 Answer that, Nancy drew. 538 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:21,732 Where's bill? 539 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:25,945 He's probably still mad at me. 540 00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:29,782 He's gonna jump out of somewhere and try and scare me. 541 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,034 You watch. 542 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,789 You watch. 543 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,316 Jim? 544 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,584 You know, if I'm keeping you from something, 545 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:22,918 just let me know. 546 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:24,336 Look. 547 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:34,096 - Voila. - Clever boy. 548 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,692 See, they're looking for clues. 549 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:49,904 You know, something that might explain why Michael Myers went bad. 550 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,156 - Oh. - Jeez. 551 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:53,699 Hey, Scott. What's up? 552 00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:56,202 God, nice costume. 553 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:27,107 Whoa. 554 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:34,073 Hey, you think they kept him down here? 555 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,409 Maybe. Look at this. 556 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:40,579 What? What is it? 557 00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:43,999 It's some sort of weird harness. 558 00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:49,338 This whole place looks like some sort of sadistic playpen. 559 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,471 And you know what that makes me think? 560 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:02,601 There's definitely no cameras down here. 561 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:32,840 I could be a camera. 562 00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:36,218 Ihke! 563 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,306 Say something smart. 564 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:44,184 Existence precedes essence. 565 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,027 God, you are sexy. 566 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:19,053 Whoa! Oh, shit! 567 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:27,811 That worked perfectly! 568 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,773 Whoa! That is what I'm talking about. 569 00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:34,985 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! All his victims! 570 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,821 It's a mass grave! 571 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,991 Oh, my god! 572 00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:46,246 Oh, god. 573 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:49,166 All of his victims. Oh! 574 00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,587 Shit. Look at this. 575 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:55,714 I don't fucking believe this. 576 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,094 Made in fucking Taiwan. 577 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,581 Oh, shit, man! 578 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,748 Charley, where the fuck you been at, man? 579 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,553 Don't you know we've been lookin' all over this motherfucker for you? 580 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,671 And why the hell are you dressed like me anyway? 581 00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:19,631 I ain't payin' you to be Michael Myers. 582 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,425 I'm playin' Michael Myers! 583 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,051 If them kids come around 584 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:25,012 and see us dressed up in the same shit, 585 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:28,474 you're gonna ruin the whole effect, god damn it. 586 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,100 What the hell is wrong with you? 587 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,520 I said, what you lookin' at me like that for? 588 00:54:33,812 --> 00:54:36,440 Huh? You don't get it? You don't get it? 589 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,650 Your shit ain't workin' up there or something? 590 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:41,904 You need to take your ass in the back of the garage with Nora. 591 00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:43,238 That's your job. 592 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:46,033 Go back there with Nora and help her ass out. 593 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,284 Go do your job. 594 00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:50,913 I left the back door unlocked for your ass 595 00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:53,916 to go out the back into the garage. 596 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:55,209 That's what I did. 597 00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:57,544 You need to get the hell outta here. 598 00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:00,005 Go on, scoot! Skedaddle! 599 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:02,216 Get the fuck out of dodge! 600 00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:12,434 God damn. What the hell's somebody gotta do 601 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,853 to get a little decent help up in this motherfucker? 602 00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:16,897 God damn it. Come on. 603 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,607 Let's go find Freddie. 604 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:25,447 This is bullshit. 605 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:43,715 Hey, Jim? 606 00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,054 You gotta see this. 607 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:38,854 Gross. 608 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,235 Hey, Freddie. 609 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,112 Is this all part of the setup? 610 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:07,090 "Laurie strode, sister of Michael Myers, 611 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:09,843 survives Halloween night massacre." 612 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,899 Nice prop. 613 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:27,069 [Yelpsj 614 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,821 Oh, my god! 615 00:57:32,574 --> 00:57:34,451 Oh, my god! 616 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:36,995 Is anybody else seeing this? 617 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:39,247 Uh... 618 00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:41,875 Jim? 619 00:57:53,762 --> 00:57:55,931 Oh, my god! Oh! 620 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,982 Help! Help! Somebody! 621 00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:07,359 Someone help! Oh, my god! 622 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,195 This isn't funny anymore! 623 00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:16,201 Help me! Somebody help! 624 00:58:16,368 --> 00:58:17,411 This is not funny! 625 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,084 Oh, my god! 626 00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:27,254 Stay away from me! 627 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:07,711 That was so fake. 628 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,038 No, no, wait. Wait, you guys. 629 00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:12,841 That... that really happened. She was just killed. 630 00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:17,304 Man, you're gullible. 631 00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:18,889 Get outta here. 632 00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:29,566 It's a good thing there's no cameras in here. 633 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:34,071 We're wearing cameras. 634 00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:39,493 Whoosh. 635 01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,277 Michael's here! 636 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,446 I saw him! He's in the house! 637 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,115 He's here! 638 01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:20,635 Oh, my god. 639 01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:23,036 Girl? What's going on? What you talking about here? 640 01:00:23,203 --> 01:00:24,371 Don't do this, girl. 641 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:26,498 You're bringing me down on this beautiful evening. 642 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,957 There's nobody here. You're just bugging out again. 643 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,252 It's not funny, okay? 644 01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:32,838 - Stop it, okay? - He's down in that room right there. 645 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:36,800 There is one, two, three, four, five, six people in the house. 646 01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:39,010 There's no Michael Myers here. There's nobody. 647 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,638 Listen, I saw him right over there. 648 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:43,974 He's in here? Ooh. Michael Myers. 649 01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:45,142 Where's Michael Myers? 650 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:47,102 Michael Myers! I don't see nothing. 651 01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:49,550 - He was in here. - You're bringing me down. 652 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,982 Rudy, I saw... 653 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,817 Rudy! 654 01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,738 - Fucker! - Whoa, whoa! 655 01:00:58,905 --> 01:01:01,324 Turn off your camera! Turn off your camera! 656 01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:03,660 - Com on, get it back online. - What's wrong? 657 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:05,453 Cut to a different camera angle. 658 01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:08,665 It's me. It's me. Freddie. 659 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:11,710 Freddie. What the fuck are you doing? 660 01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:13,378 Damn, man, you hit me 661 01:01:13,545 --> 01:01:16,173 like I murdered your fuckin' mother or something. 662 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:17,799 Relax, man. 663 01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:20,218 I'm only tryin' to give america a good show. 664 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:23,054 Okay, so none of this shit is real, right? 665 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:26,683 Like the furniture, the photos, all the fucked up toys? 666 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:28,560 It's all fake. We've been set up. 667 01:01:28,727 --> 01:01:30,770 You knew you didn't have a show anyone would watch 668 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:33,273 so you set us all up at our fucking expense, huh? 669 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,317 What expense are you talkin' about? 670 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:38,259 You ain't contributed a dime to settin' up none of this shit. 671 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,780 Besides, don't nobody want to see any of y'all 672 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:42,532 runnin' around no empty house, 673 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:45,076 possibly comin' up with nothing any-damn-way. 674 01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:47,454 America don't like reality, first of all. 675 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:50,665 Second of all, they think that shit is boring. You know what I mean? 676 01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:53,043 They want a little razzle-dazzle, 677 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,462 a little pizazz, a little thrill in they life. 678 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,982 You know what I mean? And us being the ones that give it to 'em, 679 01:01:58,006 --> 01:01:59,406 I don't see nothin' wrong with that. 680 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,052 I so did not sign up for this. 681 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:04,387 Y'all need to do me a favor, all right? 682 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:07,849 Just go along with this shit. Don't blow it. Not now. 683 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:10,018 You really have no idea 684 01:02:10,185 --> 01:02:11,895 of how nicely I worked things out 685 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,563 so that we all can receive 686 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:17,275 somewhat of a robust back end when this shit is all over. 687 01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,402 I don't know what you want to do about your share, 688 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:21,363 but please don't fuck it up for me. 689 01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:23,073 I want my money, a'ight? 690 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,493 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to go 691 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,828 scare the shit out of some more of these motherfuckers 692 01:02:28,995 --> 01:02:31,748 so, I'm gonna get it crackin'. 693 01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:34,125 Y'all do what the fuck y'all gotta do. 694 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,753 See y'all. 695 01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:41,925 - Turn up the sound. - Where'd everybody go? 696 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,073 Ohh. 697 01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:08,118 There you are, bill. 698 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,829 All right, so what do you guys want to do? 699 01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:12,872 I don't know. I mean, I could use the money. 700 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:17,419 No. Nah, fuck that. I'm out. 701 01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:18,920 Me too. I quit. 702 01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,509 Boo! 703 01:03:29,431 --> 01:03:31,433 She must be going for the first Internet Emmy. 704 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:35,663 You can't scare us, Jen. 705 01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:37,287 You're gonna have to do better than that. 706 01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:45,447 You too, Freddie. 707 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:05,133 - Eww! - How'd they do that? 708 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:08,178 - It's all digital effects. - No, it isn't! 709 01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:10,889 Hello. 911? 710 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:15,268 Oh, my god. 711 01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:22,484 It's locked! 712 01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:25,236 Go, go! Go in there! Go in there now! 713 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:47,217 Jim, run! Run! 714 01:04:49,469 --> 01:04:52,013 Oh! 715 01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:25,880 Hey, Michael! Yeah, I'm talking to you. 716 01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:27,674 You want a piece of me? 717 01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:48,879 You should try a little less protein in your diet, you know? 718 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,343 Control some of that aggression, huh? 719 01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,134 Want some of this, huh? 720 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:14,762 I know what 911 is for, all right? 721 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:16,931 This is an emergency. It's not a hoax. 722 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,437 Motherfucker, come on. Trying to fucking kill me? 723 01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:25,064 Come on! You like Sushi, motherfucker, huh? 724 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:27,484 You gonna fucking kill me? 725 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:29,611 Oh, shit. 726 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,293 Somebody... 727 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:29,629 Somebody out there, please help us. 728 01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:32,340 Somebody, please help us. 729 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:35,426 She really is a very talented actress. 730 01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:50,233 Deckard. 731 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,403 Deckard, if you're there, please let me know. 732 01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:57,240 Who's deckard? Myles is deckard. 733 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:07,709 Deckard, he's... He's killing all of us. 734 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,044 He's killing us. 735 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:11,397 There he is! Upper right! 736 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:12,565 Oh, my god, oh, my god! Zoom in! Zoom in! 737 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:13,732 Go to the other camera. 738 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:15,133 Tell her he's coming up the stairs. 739 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,969 This isn't funny anymore, guys! Do something! 740 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,995 - He heard her! - Oh, my god. 741 01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:48,207 He's at the door! 742 01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,293 Get her out! 743 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,451 Oh, my god. 744 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:26,371 - No! - It's too high! 745 01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:40,385 No! 746 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:02,615 Look, I can't see you! 747 01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:17,422 Deckard, where is he? 748 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:41,946 Tell her to go! 749 01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:44,115 - Now's her chance. - Come on, go! 750 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:32,705 My god. Everybody's dead. 751 01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:34,791 Where is he? 752 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,376 I don't know. 753 01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:41,214 We got to get the fuck outta here now. 754 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:43,508 Come on. Let's go. 755 01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:04,946 Oh, shit. 756 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:24,048 So, you want to be on dangertainment? 757 01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:27,051 Let's see what you got. 758 01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,846 Waa... hyah! 759 01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:38,271 Hyah! 760 01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:55,371 Yo, Mike, come see me. 761 01:12:55,538 --> 01:12:58,833 Michael, come and see me! Look at me! 762 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:05,965 You wanna fuck with me, huh? 763 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:07,967 You motherfucker. 764 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:09,677 Haaa-yah! 765 01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,630 Let's get outta here. Come on. 766 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:47,590 You all right? 767 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,134 I saw his room. 768 01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:54,013 He's been living underneath this fucking house 769 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:55,681 for who knows how long. 770 01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,642 Probably the last 20 years. 771 01:13:57,808 --> 01:13:59,060 Come on. 772 01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:04,899 I swear on my soul... 773 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,735 I had no idea. 774 01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:10,154 I swear. 775 01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:18,287 Aw, shit. 776 01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,248 Come on. Let's go. 777 01:14:24,919 --> 01:14:27,046 Oh, my god. He cut the cable. 778 01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:28,453 Where the fuck is he? 779 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:33,177 This is bad. 780 01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:38,057 Deckard, where is he? 781 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:51,445 - No! - Run! Oh! 782 01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:03,207 Shit. 783 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:04,351 Oh, no. 784 01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:08,726 You bastard! 785 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:11,145 This is for Jen! 786 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:14,231 This is for Rudy! 787 01:18:18,277 --> 01:18:19,737 For all of them! 788 01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:33,167 Oh, shit. 789 01:19:54,373 --> 01:19:57,376 Trick or treat, motherfucker. 790 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:56,977 Burn, motherfucker! Burn! 791 01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:00,981 Sara! Sara! 792 01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:04,943 Come on, come on! 793 01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:09,740 Hey, Mikey! Happy fucking Halloween! 794 01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:01,125 Sara? Sara moyer? 795 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,337 - Sara? - Sara can we get a statement? 796 01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:06,922 Hey, we can go live now. 797 01:22:07,089 --> 01:22:09,209 What happened with Michael Myers? Over here. 798 01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:12,428 Thank you, deckard. You saved my life. 799 01:22:21,228 --> 01:22:23,063 What's it feel like to be a hero, Sara? 800 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:24,999 Excuse me, how does it feel now that it's all over? 801 01:22:25,023 --> 01:22:26,859 What makes you so sure it's over? 802 01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:28,152 Excuse me. 803 01:22:28,318 --> 01:22:30,070 - Watch the camera! - No more cameras! 804 01:22:30,904 --> 01:22:32,531 Dangertainment is off the air. 805 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:34,975 Why don't y'all show some respect? 806 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:36,957 Mr. Harris, would you like to make a statement? 807 01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:38,704 What can you tell us about Michael Myers? 808 01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,373 Michael Myers is not a sound bite, 809 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:46,044 a spin-off, a tie-in, some kind of celebrity scandal. 810 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:50,966 Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy-ass overalls 811 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:53,135 that gets his kicks off of killing 812 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,679 everything and everyone that he comes across. 813 01:22:58,265 --> 01:23:00,142 We're done dancing for these cameras. 814 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:01,685 Let's get outta here, Sara. 815 01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:03,812 But how are you feeling right now? 816 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:07,733 How am I feelin' now? 817 01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,735 You wanna know how I'm feelin' right now? 818 01:23:12,070 --> 01:23:13,780 My camera! 819 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:25,792 That's him, isn't it? 820 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:27,920 I want to see his face. 821 01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:31,632 I want to warn you, ma'am, it's not a pretty sight. 822 01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,721 All right. 823 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:49,233 Come on, back it off. Let's go. 824 01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:52,569 Wow. You're iookin' a little crispy over there, Mikey. 825 01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:55,364 Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. 826 01:23:55,864 --> 01:23:59,326 Well, may he never, ever rest in peace. 827 01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:12,130 Hey, how's it going? 828 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,049 You've gotta be kidding me. 829 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:15,509 Another one? 830 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,010 It's your lucky night. 831 01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:18,428 You got a celebrity. 832 01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:21,181 Ooh, let me get my autograph book. 833 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:24,810 I'm not kidding. It's Michael Myers. 834 01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:26,103 What? 835 01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:31,692 Get me a copy of that autograph. 836 01:24:32,276 --> 01:24:33,610 Yeah, sure. 837 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,237 She cracks me up.