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Let's try this.

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What does this look like? Huh?

3
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Nandor's deprogramming is
taking longer than we thought.

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Bat. Okay, let's try this.
Who am I?

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"It's me, Nandor.
The world's greatest vampire."

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I'm you.

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Okay, how about this?

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Well, well, well.

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Seems like what we have here is
a failure to communicate.

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The prisoner will be reminded
not to try to bend these bars,

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-or he might just end up
getting the prod.

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It's, uh...
it's, uh, getting hot.

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It got hot.

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Can I have the--
Thank you, Nandor.

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So, it has come to this?

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My own friends imprisoning me

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on the word of
my own simpleminded familiar.

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Bodyguard.
Familiar.
Nandor,

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we are just trying to help you.

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I mean, look at you.
You are clearly brainwashed.

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I am not brainwashed.

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For years I have single-handedly
held this house together.

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You mock me.

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You disrespect me,
you contradict me.

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Uh, no, we don't.

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Laszlo.

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You are the laziest vampire
I have ever had

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the misfortune of meeting.

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Thank you.

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Born with a silver dick
in your mouth.

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Huh.
Never even lifted a hand
to help me in this house.

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Nope.
Because they were both
too occupied

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giving constant self-pleasure.

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Nadja,
you openly laugh and mock me

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for my romantic tribulations.

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Which are a cause
of great pain for me.

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And when it comes to matters
of the Vampiric Council,

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when I say to do A,

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it is guaranteed
that you will say, "Do B."

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Uh, do me next.
This is fun.

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I would not even
remember your name

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if it was not written
on a piece of paper

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that I keep in my pocket
at all times.

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Shit, Nandor. That's low.
Yeah.

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That wasn't as fun
as I thought it might be.

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And you!

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I finally find a place
where I am happy.

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You drag me away from
my new life back into this hell.

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I'm sorry, Master.

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I am sick and tired
of being sick and tired,

51
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which is why I've decided
there is only one solution.

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It is time...

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for me to take a Super Slumber.

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No, no, no, no. That's-- No.
Oh, it can't be.

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That's a terrible idea.
What's happening?

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What's happening?

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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long♪

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♪ They have no use
for your song♪

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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead♪

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♪ You're dead
and out of this world♪

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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone♪

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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world♪

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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead♪

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♪ You're dead
and out of this world.♪

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♪

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A Super Slumber is
an act performed

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by the most desperate
of vampire.

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It is basically
a vampire hibernation.

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It is performed when times are
particularly hard for vampires.

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A way of sitting out
a bad epoch in history.

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The Super Slumber consists
of a vampire

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sleeping for either
50 years, 100 years,

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or worst-case scenario,

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up to 300 years.

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It is a choice worse than death.

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Those who enter
Super Slumber fall

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into a dark,
dreamless existence.

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When they wake,
they are weak, pathetic, empty,

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starved nothings.
And every human being
they knew is dead,

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and every vampire they knew is
scattered to the four winds

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and started a new life
without them.

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It really is the most desperate
measure for any vampire.

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And it must be respected.

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I wish it had not come to this,
but it has.

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Perhaps we will
see each other again.

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But probably not.

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Nandor, if I may?
Yes.

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"Nandor the Relentless,

89
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"I have enjoyed
our time together

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at the Vampiric Council
where we have achieved so much."
Mm.

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Because together we get it done.

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"May this Super Slumber ease
your pain,

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"and may you awaken to a world

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that is kinder to you
than we have been."

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Thank you, Nadja.

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I, too, have written something.
Yes.

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"Nan."

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That's it.

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Sorry, old chap, I thought I'd
written more, but I haven't.

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Thank you for that kind word.

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There, there, Colin Robinson.

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Let not my departure upset you.

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No, it's not that.
It's just...

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I can't help but think
that you're doing this

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to get out of coming to
my 100th birthday party tonight.

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I did not even know that
it was your birthday today.

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And that's another reason
I'm crying!

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Okay, well...

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kind of thought this moment was
gonna be a bit more about me,

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but, uh, anyway, thank you all.

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And now,
I bid you all farewell.

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Oh, farewell.
Farewell. Farewell.

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And...

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Don't film us like this.

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Colin, come on.

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Eat shit.

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Aye. Thank you.

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Let go of my hand!

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I wish you weren't doing this,
Master.

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My dear Guillermo.

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You will miss me.

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Close the lid.

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♪

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Please, guys.

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Does everything have to be
on camera?

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Just-- can you please
just give me like a minute?

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Just please.

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Well...

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what's done is done.

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I come bearing news.

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Why can't you use a fucking door
like anyone else?

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What's the point of
being able to turn into smoke

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if you're just going to
go around using doors?

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What is your news?

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"The Supreme Worldwide
Vampiric Council

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"has invited you to receive

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"a delegation
from the Old World...

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"...here at your home,

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"with the intent of inspecting

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the progress you've made thus
far in running the council."

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This is a huge honor for us,

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but like all huge honors,
it's a pain in the nutsack.

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But a huge honor all the same.
Yes.

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I have always dreamed of meeting
someone important.

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No one important
ever came to our village.

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There was one time
that the rubbish man came

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to collect all the shit,
and he assigned, uh,

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pieces of rubbish for
the children and autographed it.

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We danced for
the next three months,

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so you can imagine
this is just...

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Wow! Very exciting for me.

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And when will this
delegation be arriving?

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Let's see, on the night of...

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tonight.

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What?
At the hour of 8:30.

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8:30 tonight?

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Mm-hmm.
This is all very,
very soon.

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Maybe they could come
tomorrow night,

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and then we could
really lay on a really...

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The Supreme Worldwide
Vampiric Council

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does not shift things around
in their book!

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All right, all right.
Keep your hair on.

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I've already arranged for some
local vampires to come round

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for Colin Robinson's birthday.

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The more the merrier.

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Wait. I-I have to share
my birthday party with a...
Yes!

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You're lucky to have
a birthday party!

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It's true. And now,
you and Nandor should prepare

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some remarks about running
the council together.

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00:08:01,938 --> 00:08:03,243
They're very intrigued.
Well, the thing is...

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8:30 is perfect, thank you.
Wonderful.

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Geez Louise.

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Ideas?
I should wake him up?

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We'll just wake him up.
I should
wake him up.

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Wake him up.
Okay.

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♪

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Master?

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Master, I'm sorry.

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Master?

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Who is there,
and what is going on?

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Sorry, it's me, Guillermo.
Sorry.

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Wow.

183
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800 years really went by
so fast.

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Well, that's because
technically...
Oh.

185
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Guillermo, you look awful.

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Okay.
The ravages of time have
not been kind to you

187
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and your formerly boyish face.

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Okay, well, it's because it--
not a lot of time has gone...

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Tell me.
You've been asleep
for 30 minutes.

190
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Then why are you waking me up?!

191
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This is not an emergency at all.

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But we have told everyone

193
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that we are co-leaders
of the council.

194
00:09:02,389 --> 00:09:04,478
Fine. I hereby
relinquish my control.

195
00:09:04,522 --> 00:09:06,219
You are now sole leader.

196
00:09:06,263 --> 00:09:08,265
Congratulations,
long live the Queen.

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Good night forever.
But the delegation is going
to think...

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00:09:10,397 --> 00:09:11,747
Nandor, come back. Come back.
What?

199
00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,966
Why don't you just delay
your Super Slumber

200
00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,446
a couple of days?

201
00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:17,317
You wouldn't miss
Colin Robinson's birthday.

202
00:09:17,361 --> 00:09:19,189
Why do you have
such a cock up...
Why would I give

203
00:09:19,232 --> 00:09:21,495
a flying fuck about that?
...for Colin Robinson's
birthday?

204
00:09:21,539 --> 00:09:24,498
Just inform the delegation
that I was a threat to power,

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00:09:24,542 --> 00:09:25,978
so you killed me.

206
00:09:26,022 --> 00:09:28,198
You rule without mercy,
remember?

207
00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:31,636
They love that shit.
That would be
a humiliating end for you.

208
00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,464
Who cares? Not me.

209
00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,771
So, good night, forever.

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00:09:35,814 --> 00:09:38,251
See you in 100 years,
probably not.

211
00:09:41,124 --> 00:09:42,473
Master, I really wish
you weren't doing this.

212
00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,214
Again with the "make me
a vampire" shit?

213
00:09:44,257 --> 00:09:46,738
No. No, no, I don't even
care about that anymore.

214
00:09:46,782 --> 00:09:49,001
I just...
I don't want you to go.

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00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:51,569
So just stick around
for the next 100 years,

216
00:09:51,613 --> 00:09:53,266
and we'll be together again
when I wake up.

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00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:56,443
I'll be 130 years old, aka dead.

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00:09:56,487 --> 00:09:57,880
You don't know that.

219
00:09:57,923 --> 00:09:59,403
So maybe you should spend
the next 100 years

220
00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:01,797
practicing to be
less of a pessimist.

221
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,190
I'm closing the lid now,
thank you.
No, w...

222
00:10:13,809 --> 00:10:15,985
Guillermo!
Sorry.

223
00:10:16,028 --> 00:10:18,465
Just boarding your door.

224
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:28,258
Guillermo, what time is it,
and where is Colin Robinson?

225
00:10:28,301 --> 00:10:30,260
8:28.

226
00:10:30,303 --> 00:10:31,522
And he's on his way.

227
00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,480
Shit, you haven't signed
his card.

228
00:10:37,223 --> 00:10:39,225
That's Colin Robinson's
favorite song.

229
00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:41,924
Oh.
Oh, good.

230
00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:44,056
You guys added "The Hamster
Dance" to the playlist.

231
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,189
I-I want to make sure
you gather around me

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00:10:46,232 --> 00:10:48,887
in a circle
when I do the Humpty Hump.

233
00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:49,932
You betcha.

234
00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:53,849
Oh, they're here!
Everyone line up. Positions.

235
00:10:56,678 --> 00:10:59,245
The Contessa Carmilla De Mornay.

236
00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:00,943
This is Contessa
Carmilla De Mornay.

237
00:11:00,986 --> 00:11:02,901
She's 1,000 years old,
possibly did it with a horse.

238
00:11:02,945 --> 00:11:06,165
Contessa,
it is such an honor.

239
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:08,080
The pleasure is mine.

240
00:11:08,124 --> 00:11:09,560
Please, if you make
your way upstairs,

241
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:10,866
your blood banquet awaits you.

242
00:11:10,909 --> 00:11:12,737
Oh! Thank you.

243
00:11:12,781 --> 00:11:15,044
Dominykas The Dreadful.

244
00:11:15,087 --> 00:11:17,176
This is Dominykas The Dreadful.

245
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,700
It is said that
he started the fire

246
00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:21,311
that burned down
the great Library of Alexandria.

247
00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:23,835
Well, me and another guy.

248
00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:28,840
Dominykas The Dreadful's
human lady friend, Coco.

249
00:11:28,884 --> 00:11:30,059
What?
What?

250
00:11:30,102 --> 00:11:31,538
Okay, uh, so this is...

251
00:11:31,582 --> 00:11:33,410
My companion.

252
00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,412
Partner.
Girlfriend.

253
00:11:35,455 --> 00:11:36,805
She keeps me young.

254
00:11:36,848 --> 00:11:38,807
Yeah, we're engaged
to be engaged.

255
00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,765
I don't want to put
a label on what we have,

256
00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:43,202
which really is so special.
Welcome. If you head upstairs,

257
00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:44,987
the blood banquet does await.

258
00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,640
You know he's not going to die.

259
00:11:46,684 --> 00:11:48,642
You're not going to get
his money.

260
00:11:48,686 --> 00:11:50,383
I'm gonna do
the Humpty Hump later.

261
00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:53,386
This gentleman needs
no introduction.

262
00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:54,953
He's very well-known to me.

263
00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:58,130
This is Quinn,
the great vampire.

264
00:11:58,174 --> 00:12:00,872
Right-hand man of Deacon Frost
of the House Erebus.

265
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:02,787
Just a role I played.
Donal Logue.

266
00:12:02,831 --> 00:12:04,267
So nice to meet you.
Wait, so Donal Logue is

267
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,530
on the Worldwide
Vampiric Council?
Yeah.

268
00:12:06,573 --> 00:12:08,097
I kind of got jumped in
after Blade came out.

269
00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,838
But you are a vampire, yes?

270
00:12:09,881 --> 00:12:11,883
Yes. Kind of a funny story.

271
00:12:11,927 --> 00:12:14,407
I was not a vampire
when I filmed Blade,

272
00:12:14,451 --> 00:12:15,974
but it was such a fun shoot

273
00:12:16,018 --> 00:12:17,628
and I sort of fell in love
with the lifestyle,

274
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,196
so I decided to jump in
and go whole hog.

275
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,545
Donal.

276
00:12:22,894 --> 00:12:24,504
Please, head upstairs, everyone.

277
00:12:24,548 --> 00:12:26,376
The blood banquet awaits.
And it's my birthday.

278
00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:33,600
Do you happen to have
any human food for my consort?

279
00:12:33,644 --> 00:12:35,211
She doesn't like blood,

280
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,517
and she doesn't care much
for grown-up food, either.

281
00:12:37,561 --> 00:12:40,433
Uh, Guillermo,
do we have a-- Oh.

282
00:12:40,477 --> 00:12:42,305
Okay.
Bon appétit.
Your wish is my command.

283
00:12:43,436 --> 00:12:45,787
There you go and voilà.

284
00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:48,093
Chicken nuggies
for the young lady

285
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:50,139
with a side of spaghetti
with only butter.

286
00:12:50,182 --> 00:12:53,446
Oh, my gosh. Okay, we need
the name of your chef.

287
00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:54,534
Do you have any ranch?

288
00:12:54,578 --> 00:12:56,623
Ranch for the human consort!

289
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:57,799
Oh, my God, she's loud.

290
00:12:57,842 --> 00:12:59,278
More blood, anyone?

291
00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:01,063
May I?
Oh, of course.

292
00:13:01,106 --> 00:13:02,804
That is what
they're there for.
Oh, thank you.

293
00:13:08,374 --> 00:13:11,377
Exquisite.

294
00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:13,205
You must try him, but just a sip

295
00:13:13,249 --> 00:13:14,337
and pass him along.
Oh, yes.

296
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:15,860
Thank you for sharing, Donal.

297
00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,820
I say,

298
00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:21,605
has everyone remembered to sign
Colin Robinson's birthday card?

299
00:13:23,128 --> 00:13:24,913
You have all met
my wonderful husband, Laszlo.

300
00:13:24,956 --> 00:13:26,349
Fuck off, Laszlo.

301
00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:30,962
So, where is your co-leader?

302
00:13:31,006 --> 00:13:34,183
The famed Nandor The Relentless.

303
00:13:34,226 --> 00:13:37,839
Ah, um, good--
The Nandor, yes, um...

304
00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:40,754
Nandor was a threat to my power,

305
00:13:40,798 --> 00:13:45,020
so, uh, in order to run
the council correctly,

306
00:13:45,063 --> 00:13:46,848
I, um...

307
00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:48,980
had no choice but to...

308
00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:50,416
kill him dead.

309
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,027
You what?

310
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,811
Excuse me?

311
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:57,162
Excellent work, Nadja.

312
00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:59,556
How deliciously cutthroat.
Huh.

313
00:13:59,599 --> 00:14:02,080
You got to do what you
got to do and you did it.

314
00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:03,516
I cannot hate on that.

315
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,909
Oh!

316
00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:06,955
I killed him.

317
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:11,089
In order to pay our final
respects to a vanquished foe,

318
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,525
could we...

319
00:14:12,569 --> 00:14:15,398
see his body?

320
00:14:15,441 --> 00:14:17,922
Fix it.
Okay.

321
00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:20,011
Nothing would make me happier

322
00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:23,362
than seeing the dead body
of your vanquished foe.

323
00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:25,364
♪

324
00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:31,631
Master? Master? Master?

325
00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:33,329
Master?

326
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,765
You are kidding, right?

327
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,027
I have been in Super Slumber
for, what,

328
00:14:36,071 --> 00:14:37,550
20 minutes? Half an hour?

329
00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:39,248
It's actually been two hours.
Oh, great.

330
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,685
A nice two-hour-long
Super Slumber.

331
00:14:41,728 --> 00:14:43,817
I've had orgasms that
have lasted longer than that.

332
00:14:43,861 --> 00:14:45,210
Really?
Yes!

333
00:14:45,254 --> 00:14:46,864
And it's not as pleasant
as it might sound.

334
00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:48,474
Well, as you know, the
delegation is here, and...

335
00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:50,259
Get to the good bit.
Well, you need to pretend

336
00:14:50,302 --> 00:14:51,738
to be dead so the delegation
can come see your dead body

337
00:14:51,782 --> 00:14:53,044
and make sure that
you're actually dead.

338
00:14:53,088 --> 00:14:54,393
Why did you not
just bring them in

339
00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:56,047
and show me in Super Slumber?

340
00:14:56,091 --> 00:14:58,223
A state that
so closely resembles death

341
00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,746
no one would ever know
the difference.

342
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:01,139
Well, what if you
accidentally woke up

343
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,358
in the middle of
them looking at your body?

344
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,707
That's a good point,

345
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,100
but I think the point
I'd like to make

346
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:06,666
in countering that point is:

347
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,103
no one accidentally wakes up

348
00:15:08,146 --> 00:15:09,843
from a Super Slumber!
Oh.

349
00:15:09,887 --> 00:15:11,933
Not unless you come in here
and wake them up.

350
00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:14,283
Okay, well now that's--
that makes-- that's clear.
Is it, though?

351
00:15:14,326 --> 00:15:16,676
Because it really seems
like it's not quite sinking in.

352
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,896
So... can I...

353
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:21,159
Yes, fine,
just bring these dummies in

354
00:15:21,203 --> 00:15:22,987
and show them my dead body
so we can get this over with,

355
00:15:23,031 --> 00:15:25,033
and I can finally commence
my long overdue

356
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:27,557
-and this time completely
uninterrupted-- Hey!
Guillermo?

357
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,385
Yes, a dead body.

358
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,127
Guillermo? Is the body
ready for viewing yet?

359
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:34,738
Yes, Mistress. It is.
Okay.

360
00:15:34,781 --> 00:15:37,088
Everybody, come around. Please.

361
00:15:37,132 --> 00:15:38,872
We're going to take
a very quick look

362
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,265
'cause it is going to be
very sad.

363
00:15:40,309 --> 00:15:41,919
Very quick.
Okay.

364
00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:44,052
Front row seat.
Reveal the corpse.

365
00:15:44,095 --> 00:15:45,836
All right.

366
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,404
And there it is
and that's enough.
And then we...

367
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:52,147
It's just a very great loss
for vampiredom.

368
00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:54,279
Mm-hmm.
Very sad.

369
00:15:54,323 --> 00:15:56,325
He truly was one of the greats.

370
00:15:56,368 --> 00:15:58,544
Was he, though? Eh.

371
00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:02,548
As a warrior, yes, he was.

372
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:06,465
As a vampire, he was... okay.

373
00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:08,641
Pretty good.

374
00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:10,339
The jury is still out
on his legacy, I suppose.

375
00:16:10,382 --> 00:16:11,818
I don't disagree.

376
00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:15,083
Nandor The Relentless,
we hardly knew ye.

377
00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:17,172
May he sleep well.

378
00:16:17,215 --> 00:16:18,347
Yes.
You know,

379
00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:20,566
we grow so weary
of eternal life,

380
00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:22,351
and yet when we come
face-to-face with eternal death,

381
00:16:22,394 --> 00:16:24,614
it really makes you think about
big things, doesn't it?

382
00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:26,529
Yes, it does.

383
00:16:26,572 --> 00:16:28,748
Speaking of big things,

384
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:31,273
I have heard that
in addition to being

385
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:34,232
a ferocious
and merciless warrior,

386
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:36,321
that Nandor
The Relentless had...

387
00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:37,888
Yes!

388
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,194
I have heard this as well.

389
00:16:39,237 --> 00:16:40,543
Heard what?

390
00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:43,198
Oh, how to put this
respectfully?

391
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:47,376
Uh, it is said that he had one
of the most impressive members

392
00:16:47,419 --> 00:16:49,073
in all of vampiredom.

393
00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:52,816
Both in length and in girth.

394
00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:54,209
Well, that's true.
Is it?

395
00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:56,080
Um, I've heard--
I've also heard it said.

396
00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:58,430
Shall we take a peek?

397
00:16:58,474 --> 00:16:59,866
Just for funsies?

398
00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:01,520
Oh.
No.
Just for funsies.

399
00:17:01,564 --> 00:17:03,870
Oh, I-I think that would be
very disrespectful.

400
00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:06,438
Dude is fucking dead.
It's not like he's gonna care.

401
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,005
I, too, want to see
this massive dong

402
00:17:08,049 --> 00:17:10,355
with my own peepers.

403
00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:12,705
Something to tell the grandkids
about when I get home.

404
00:17:12,749 --> 00:17:15,969
Familiar, reveal his member.

405
00:17:16,013 --> 00:17:17,580
With all due respect, Contessa,

406
00:17:17,623 --> 00:17:18,885
I'm not a familiar.

407
00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:20,931
Reveal his member.

408
00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:23,934
Of course.

409
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,718
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

410
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,372
As you wish, Contessa.

411
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,460
Here you go.

412
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:31,246
Step aside.

413
00:17:31,289 --> 00:17:32,812
Hmm.

414
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:37,295
Hmm.
Well, there it is.

415
00:17:38,949 --> 00:17:40,472
Hmm.

416
00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:45,912
Huh. What do we think?

417
00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:48,567
It seems pretty average to me.

418
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:52,049
Not substandard but...

419
00:17:52,093 --> 00:17:54,225
nothing special, really.

420
00:17:54,269 --> 00:17:55,879
Mm.
I-I also heard

421
00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:57,576
that he was more of a grower
than a shower, so...

422
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,100
I don't think so.

423
00:17:59,143 --> 00:18:01,145
Okay, well,
we-we've done that now, so...

424
00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:03,147
Look, I am not saying
it's small.

425
00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:05,410
No. No, it's not small.

426
00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:09,022
No.
Maybe it was
the density of the member

427
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:11,329
that earned such acclaim.

428
00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,331
Oh, no.

429
00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:17,857
Hmm.

430
00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:21,687
Anything of note?

431
00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:24,125
No, it seems to be
of average weight,

432
00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:27,128
and, uh-- what's
the word I'm looking for?

433
00:18:27,171 --> 00:18:28,172
Pliability?

434
00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:29,869
I guess so. It's not...

435
00:18:29,913 --> 00:18:31,523
Oh! "Wiggliness."

436
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:35,484
Yeah, just seems like a standard
mid-tier pecker to me.

437
00:18:35,527 --> 00:18:39,052
Hmm.
Anyway, back to
the blood banquet.

438
00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:41,229
Is it this way?
Yes! Everybody this way,
very quickly, come.

439
00:18:41,272 --> 00:18:42,491
We don't want to...

440
00:18:42,534 --> 00:18:44,101
Thank you.

441
00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:45,668
Lovely to see.
Well, that was...

442
00:18:45,711 --> 00:18:47,670
much ado about nothing.
Is there a sanitizer?

443
00:18:47,713 --> 00:18:48,932
Nandor could've benefited

444
00:18:48,975 --> 00:18:50,629
from just a touch
of rigor mortis.

445
00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:52,588
Thank you for that, Guillermo.

446
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,633
A wonderful send-off.

447
00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:56,461
Now close the fucking lid
and get out of here.

448
00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:57,549
Yes, Master.

449
00:19:01,597 --> 00:19:03,686
So, now let us raise
a glass of blood

450
00:19:03,729 --> 00:19:06,210
to our guests and to ourselves.

451
00:19:06,254 --> 00:19:08,560
Vampires now
and vampires forever.

452
00:19:08,604 --> 00:19:10,475
Vampires forever!

453
00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:12,085
Like we have a choice.

454
00:19:12,129 --> 00:19:14,087
Well said, my darling,
well said.

455
00:19:14,131 --> 00:19:15,741
You are a tough act to follow.

456
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:18,918
But indeed I must,
for today is an auspicious day

457
00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:21,486
for a couple of reasons,
one of which...

458
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:23,880
we are joined
by such esteemed vampires.

459
00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:26,230
The other happens to be
the 100th birthday

460
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:28,754
of our housemate, our friend,

461
00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:31,540
and the energy vampire,
Colin Robinson.

462
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,194
Okay, why not?

463
00:19:33,237 --> 00:19:35,718
Yes, uh, let us raise a toast
to Colin Robinson.

464
00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:37,328
Cheers.

465
00:19:37,372 --> 00:19:39,069
So, if every...
I remember

466
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:41,071
the first time
I met Colin Robinson,

467
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:44,857
I thought to myself, "How can
one man be so fucking dull?"

468
00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,383
It's true to say,

469
00:19:48,426 --> 00:19:50,515
he's left his mark
on Staten Island.

470
00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:52,125
It's also true to say,

471
00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:56,086
he's left his mark on my heart.

472
00:19:57,348 --> 00:20:00,743
This is a wretched world
that we find ourselves in--

473
00:20:00,786 --> 00:20:03,049
full of cruel,
disgusting people.

474
00:20:03,093 --> 00:20:06,009
His main crime was
that he's dull.

475
00:20:06,052 --> 00:20:07,967
I don't even particularly
like the fellow.

476
00:20:08,011 --> 00:20:09,534
I mean, I can't stand the man,

477
00:20:09,578 --> 00:20:13,756
but I'm proud to call him
my friend.

478
00:20:13,799 --> 00:20:17,890
Please be upstanding
for Colin Robinson.

479
00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:20,545
Bravo!
And again, Colin Robinson.

480
00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:22,243
So, if you would like to
make your way to the library,

481
00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:24,070
we have laid on
a live fuck show.

482
00:20:24,114 --> 00:20:25,768
Yes, that's right.
Ooh!

483
00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:27,683
You can take your clothes off
on the way out.

484
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,206
Right this way.
Yes.

485
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,121
Live fuck show?

486
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,731
What the fuck was that?

487
00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:34,777
No one even knows
who Colin Robinson is,

488
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:36,953
let alone gives a bloody
piss about his birthday.

489
00:20:36,996 --> 00:20:39,608
Why are you so obsessed
with him at the moment?
My darling.

490
00:20:39,651 --> 00:20:42,306
Colin Robinson is dying.
What?!

491
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:43,655
What?

492
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:47,311
Colin Robinson will be dead
by sunrise.

493
00:20:49,052 --> 00:20:50,271
There's nothing
we can do about it.

494
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:51,881
I've known for months.

495
00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:54,753
The very first time
Colin and I were

496
00:20:54,797 --> 00:20:56,755
in the Vampiric Council Library,

497
00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:58,627
he began searching
for information

498
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:00,324
about energy vampires

499
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:03,196
and how they're made
and where he came from.

500
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,112
I knew there was a page or two
on energy vampires

501
00:21:06,156 --> 00:21:09,899
in Edmund Wheelwright's
Compendium Vampirium.

502
00:21:09,942 --> 00:21:11,553
But what I found shocked me.

503
00:21:11,596 --> 00:21:13,685
"Energy vampires," it said,

504
00:21:13,729 --> 00:21:18,342
"have a life expectancy
of exactly 100 years."

505
00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:20,301
Why are you ripping that page
out of that book?

506
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:22,999
I'll wank my way
and you wank yours.

507
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:25,393
On their 100th birthday

508
00:21:25,436 --> 00:21:26,829
they expire.

509
00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:30,049
So, does Colin know?

510
00:21:30,093 --> 00:21:31,486
He doesn't.

511
00:21:31,529 --> 00:21:32,922
I haven't had the heart
to tell him.

512
00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:35,403
And eventually, I realized,

513
00:21:35,446 --> 00:21:38,884
better for the poor bastard
to not know at all.

514
00:21:38,928 --> 00:21:41,800
Better for me
to show him a good time

515
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,976
during his last months of life.

516
00:21:46,892 --> 00:21:48,024
Just the dudes.

517
00:21:52,028 --> 00:21:54,204
♪

518
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:58,774
And I feel I succeeded,

519
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,297
but I also feel this could be

520
00:22:00,341 --> 00:22:01,342
the beginning of...
Uh...

521
00:22:01,385 --> 00:22:03,039
Hey, guys.

522
00:22:03,082 --> 00:22:06,042
I think I'm gonna pass on the...
the fuck-and-suck show.

523
00:22:06,085 --> 00:22:07,826
I'm feeling
a little funny tummy.

524
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:11,526
I'm gonna 23 skidoo
and lie down, take a nap.

525
00:22:11,569 --> 00:22:13,571
Party on, dudes.

526
00:22:14,572 --> 00:22:16,400
The dying has begun.

527
00:22:20,404 --> 00:22:21,753
Ooh.

528
00:22:21,797 --> 00:22:23,755
Hello, Colin Robinson.

529
00:22:25,191 --> 00:22:26,932
Hey, buddy.
Hey, dudes.

530
00:22:26,976 --> 00:22:30,849
Sorry I... I'm ruining
my own birthday party.

531
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:33,199
You know what, though?
I feel like I'm rallying.

532
00:22:33,243 --> 00:22:34,853
Maybe we can have
some birthday fun after all.

533
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,203
Oh, no, no,
don't exert yourself,

534
00:22:37,247 --> 00:22:39,075
dear friend.

535
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:41,338
No.

536
00:22:41,382 --> 00:22:42,600
Oh, okay.
Oh.

537
00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:44,689
That awkward moment.

538
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:46,996
No, it happens to the best
of us, doesn't it, boys?

539
00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:49,433
You know? Is there anything
we can get you?

540
00:22:49,477 --> 00:22:52,828
Can someone please
fetch me a, uh,

541
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,917
diet ginger ale
for my funny tummy?

542
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,614
He'll do that,
and in the meantime,

543
00:22:56,658 --> 00:22:58,660
I think you should just recall

544
00:22:58,703 --> 00:23:02,185
the last 100 years' worth
of fun and friendship.

545
00:23:02,228 --> 00:23:03,839
Yeah, actually
I kind of feel like

546
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,016
the first 100 years
of my life were wasted, so...

547
00:23:07,059 --> 00:23:08,713
-Starting tomorrow,

548
00:23:08,757 --> 00:23:13,849
Colin Robinson's motto is
"young, dumb and full of cum."

549
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,199
Well, that sounds marvelous,
and, um,

550
00:23:16,242 --> 00:23:18,288
if anyone else has
anything to say,

551
00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:20,638
I would say
now is the time to say it.

552
00:23:20,682 --> 00:23:22,466
Okay, Colin Robinson,

553
00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:23,989
I know that sometimes you...

554
00:23:24,033 --> 00:23:26,165
Did you fetch him the ginger ale
for his tummy?

555
00:23:26,209 --> 00:23:28,516
Can I speak?
Well, his stomach's not gonna
repair itself, is it?

556
00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:31,475
Can I just speak please?
Speak.

557
00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:33,651
Colin Robinson...

558
00:23:33,695 --> 00:23:36,611
I know that we're not related,
you and I or anyone.

559
00:23:36,654 --> 00:23:39,265
He farted, not me.

560
00:23:39,309 --> 00:23:40,876
Carry on.

561
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,399
And I was gonna say that

562
00:23:42,443 --> 00:23:43,748
we don't treat each other,
sometimes,

563
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,837
with the upmost respect
or kindness,

564
00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:49,493
but in a weird way
we're still a family.

565
00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:51,147
We're like a big family here.

566
00:23:52,757 --> 00:23:53,802
I'll be right back.

567
00:23:53,845 --> 00:23:55,499
Diet ginger ale.

568
00:23:55,543 --> 00:23:56,544
For his tummy.

569
00:23:56,587 --> 00:23:58,676
♪

570
00:24:04,682 --> 00:24:06,510
Hello, Guillermo.

571
00:24:06,554 --> 00:24:09,208
Did you bring more people
to yank on my pee-pee?

572
00:24:09,252 --> 00:24:10,296
No, Master.

573
00:24:12,473 --> 00:24:14,039
Colin Robinson is dying,

574
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,477
and I figured we should all be
together for that.

575
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,397
Oh.

576
00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:28,140
You're too late.
He's gone.

577
00:24:28,184 --> 00:24:30,665
He's dead?
Yes.

578
00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:34,407
He let out one last quiet fart,

579
00:24:34,451 --> 00:24:37,149
a gentle one,
and then he expired.

580
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,979
You guys are really incredible,
you know that?

581
00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:42,938
This fucking guy is not dead.

582
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,548
Nandor, he's dead.

583
00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,332
Do you not remember
the last time he was dead?

584
00:24:46,376 --> 00:24:49,161
When we dug his grave
and we buried him in the ground,

585
00:24:49,205 --> 00:24:50,511
and it turned out he was
faking it the whole time

586
00:24:50,554 --> 00:24:52,121
just to get attention.

587
00:24:52,164 --> 00:24:53,644
And that was like
the fifth time we'd fallen

588
00:24:53,688 --> 00:24:55,690
for his,
"Oh, I'm dead" thing.

589
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:57,692
Yes, well, this time
it is real, Nandor.
Enough!

590
00:24:57,735 --> 00:24:59,084
Wake up, Colin Robinson.

591
00:24:59,128 --> 00:25:02,174
Hey! Wakey, wakey!

592
00:25:02,218 --> 00:25:03,828
Don't make me tickle you now.

593
00:25:03,872 --> 00:25:05,438
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

594
00:25:05,482 --> 00:25:06,962
Enough of this shit.

595
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,485
Hey!

596
00:25:08,529 --> 00:25:09,747
Oh!

597
00:25:11,662 --> 00:25:12,881
Uh-oh.

598
00:25:12,924 --> 00:25:14,360
Guess he wasn't faking it.

599
00:25:14,404 --> 00:25:18,147
Well, this is very sad.

600
00:25:25,328 --> 00:25:30,115
♪ If after having been exposed
to someone's presence♪

601
00:25:30,159 --> 00:25:33,728
♪ You feel as if you've lost
a quart of plasma♪

602
00:25:33,771 --> 00:25:36,208
♪ Avoid that presence♪

603
00:25:36,252 --> 00:25:40,473
♪ You need it like
you need pernicious anemia♪

604
00:25:40,517 --> 00:25:44,652
♪ Don't like to hear
the word vampire around here♪

605
00:25:44,695 --> 00:25:48,960
♪ Trying to improve
our public image.♪

606
00:25:49,004 --> 00:25:52,007
♪