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♪♪ [tema]

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♪♪ [država]

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[pjeva uz]

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[Čovjek na radiju]
kineske vlasti

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pojačavaju se
nastojanja da se kontrolira

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širenje virusa.

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U nekim dijelovima Kine,

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uvedeni su nalozi
ograničiti samo jednu osobu...

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...kineski veleposlanik

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kritizirao neke zemlje
za pretjeranu reakciju.

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Rekao je ove zime
izbijanje gripe u Sjevernoj Americi

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je ozbiljnije od
koronavirus.

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[Jeremy] Točno, održavanje.

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Zgrada vrata.

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Oh! Jebeni pakao.

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[gunđanje]

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Točno, i tu smo.

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Lupi.

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Oh, ne.

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To nije potpuno sigurno
je li to je...

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Pogledaj to.

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Vrata nisu odgovarala,

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pa sam sagradio suhozid,
moj prvi.

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Rekao sam, lakše je
dati takav posao,

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a onda nikad nećeš moći
zakačiti to.

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[smijeh]

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Radiš što i dečki
oko staze.

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Imam još jednu ili dvije stvari,
samo da skrenem s teme.

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Samo zar nismo svi...

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[blejanje ovaca]

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[Jeremy] Sedamdeset i šest ovaca,
lupati.

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[Žena na radiju]
Značajni klasteri

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razvili su se u
Južna Koreja,

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Japana i Irana.

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Južna Koreja planira testirati...

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[Jeremy] Ima jako,
vrlo malo užitaka u životu

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sjajan kao otvaranje
vrata hladnjaka

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i pronalaženje komada iznenađenja
hladne janjetine unutra.

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Narežite ga,

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bijeli kruh,
tanki sloj maslaca.

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[Kaleb] A ajvar?

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[Jeremy] Ne, jer onda
ne kušaš janjetinu.

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[Žena na radiju] ... Irana
zamjenica ministra zdravlja

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ima pozitivan test.

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[Jeremy] Tri, četiri,
pet, šest, sedam.

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[blejanje]

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[Jeremy] Kao veljača
ustupio mjesto ožujku,

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Shvatio sam da stvarno postoji
samo jedna stvar

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brinuti se;

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nadolazeće rođenje
od mojih janjaca.

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Ali onda, niotkuda,

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postojala je i druga stvar
brinuti se.

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♪♪

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Od ove večeri,
Moram dati britanskom narodu

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vrlo jednostavna uputa.

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Moraš ostati kod kuće.

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Koronavirus je
najveća prijetnja

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ova se zemlja suočila
desetljećima.

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Virus je neselektivan.

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Nije važno tko si,
gdje si,

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ili koliko imaš godina.

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Svi dijelovi zemlje

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sada su uključeni
temelj za hitne slučajeve.

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[Jeremy]
S cijelom zemljom

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u hibernaciji,

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Odlučio sam biti domaćin
socijalno distanciran sastanak

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s farmom
menadžerski tim.

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Kako ste?

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Pa, usrano od straha.

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jeste li

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-Imaš 22 godine.
-Dvadeset jedan.

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Dvadeset jedan.
Guram 60,

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pušio sam
tri četvrtine

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milijun cigareta.

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Imao sam upalu pluća,
pa su mi pluća u ožiljcima.

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Ako shvatim...

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Da, nema
puno nade.

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To je briga, ovo.

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Jedina stvar
Ljuta sam zbog toga

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Nisam dala napraviti trajnu.

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[Jeremy] Što?

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Nisam dala napraviti trajnu.

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Jučer sam trebao
moja trajna gotova,

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ali je otkazan.

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[Jeremy] Što,
kod frizera?

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Da, zbog
koronavirus.

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Ovo bi bilo tvoje
velika nova frizura.

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Bio je to, da, sljedeći korak
novog Kaleba.

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Da, pa, nisam siguran
to će biti vijest.

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U svakom slučaju, stvar je u tome,
bili smo na popisu, čudno,

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ti i ja, kao ključni radnici.

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Dakle, vlada je rekla,

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ako ste uključeni u
proizvodnja hrane,

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- što mi jesmo...
-Da, da.

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Poljoprivreda...

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...još uvijek dopušteno.

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Mislim, tako je smiješno.

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Vlada je rekla
prije tri tjedna,

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“Mislimo da je ideja
da britanski farmeri

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napraviti hranu za Britance
je staromodan i smiješan.

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Kupujte hranu iz inozemstva

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a mi ćemo samo skrenuti
selo

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u veliki park prirode."
Sada ih gledajte.

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[smijeh]

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Mislim, samo mislim
ako ostanemo ovako udaljeni...

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[Kaleb] Cijelo vrijeme.

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Dezinficirajte govno
sve,

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zadržati snimateljske ekipe
daleko.

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Pa ti voziš svoj traktor,
taj Lamborghini,

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a ja ću voziti svoju.

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To nije loša ideja,
zapravo.

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To je jako dobra ideja.
Od sada naši vlastiti traktori.

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-Ključni radnici.
-Ključni radnici.

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Spasit ćemo naciju,
mi smo

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[Kaleb] Kupujete li u panici?

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[Jeremy] Kupio sam pet limenki
sardine neki dan,

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- računa li se to?
-[Kaleb] Ne baš.

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-[Jeremy] Jeste li paničarili?
[Kaleb] Ne.

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♪♪

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[Jeremy]
Dok je ključni radnik Kaleb

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vratio se traktoru,

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Krenuo sam u nervni centar
našeg sljedećeg velikog događaja.

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Dobrodošli, svi,

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do potpuno nove staje za janje
mi smo izgradili.

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Rodilište, ako hoćete.
Ovdje su svi.

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Sedamdeset četiri skotne ovce
ovdje.

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Imamo Ellen, pastiricu...

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Možeš li reći pastirica?

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Ne znam možeš li ti
reci to ovih dana.

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U svakom slučaju, stručnjak za ovce,

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ona će biti ovdje,
ali ne uvijek.

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Dakle, moram učiti

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i naučit ću
promatrajući je.

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Zamislite koliko vještina
Ja ću onda.

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Power oversteer dok viče.

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Primalja.

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[Jeremy]
Posao jedan je bio

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da se uvjerim
buduće mame

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bili ravnomjerno podijeljeni
zasebne olovke.

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Sedam, osam, deset, 12.

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Sada, zašto ste svi
otišao tamo?

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Zašto su to učinili?

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♪♪

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[Jeremy] Konačno, ipak,
sve je bilo spremno

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za dolazak
138 janjaca.

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A sada smo samo morali čekati
za majku prirodu

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da zasuče rukave.

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[blejanje]

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[Žena na radiju]
Došlo je do velikog porasta

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broj ljudi
u Velikoj Britaniji

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koji su umrli od
koronavirus.

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[Čovjek na radiju]
Škotska vlada

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ima preporučeno nošenje
pokrivala za lice

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u ograničenim okolnostima
gdje socijalno distanciranje...

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[Jeremy] Dani su prolazili
a nisu se pojavili janjadi.

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Ali onda, jednog jutra,
dok sam hranio kokoši...

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Prestanite se svađati!

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[telefon zvoni]

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halo

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Što?

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Na putu, na putu.

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Janjenje. [oponaša sirenu]
Ostava za janjetinu.

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[Jeremy] Predvidljivo,
jedna od ovaca

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čekao Ellen
pastir da ide kući

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a zatim odlučio
bilo je spremno.

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[Jeremy] Idemo.

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Spuštajući se.

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[Lisa] A ako ti
rub bliže onda,

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naviknut će se na tebe.

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[Jeremy] U idealnom svijetu,

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trebala bi roditi
na svoju ruku.

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upravo sam tu...

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...kao rezerva.

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[blejanje]

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[Jeremy] Ona se trudi.

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Pogledaj je.

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O, Bože, nešto je
izlazeći iz njega.

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[Lisa] Jeremy, pobrini se
prvo je glava.

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Kako da vidim
ako je to...

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Oh, ustala je. Oh, vani je,
vani je, vani je.

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Da, pogledajte!

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[Lisa] Ajme.

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[Jeremy] Oh, to je samo
briljantan.

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Tako sam oduševljena.

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To je ogromna vreća krvi.

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Oh, moja vrtoglava teta.

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Cijeli proces
je nekako nevjerojatno sladak

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i nevjerojatno odvratno,
istovremeno.

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Na prednjoj strani,
svaka uskršnja čestitka postala stvarna.

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straga,

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mislim,
čak ni John Carpenter

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smislio bilo što
to odvratno.

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[Jeremy] Naša šaka
Diddly Squat rođenje

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dobro je prošlo,

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ali je majka nosila
blizanci, i zabrinjavajuće,

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nije bilo ni traga
onaj drugi.

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Očito je postojao problem

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i nije bilo svrhe
zove Kaleba u pomoć,

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kao što je to vrlo jasno rekao
nije bio zainteresiran.

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Znaš, ovce, ja jednostavno ne
dobro se slažete s njima.

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Jeremy će ovo doći.

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Znaš, ljeto je,
stvarno je vruće,

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stvarno ima posla na traktoru
pokušavajući ubaciti kukuruz,

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odjednom,
vidi u daljini

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ima jedna ovca koja se trza.

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Pa on kaže: "Hoću
pogled na to."

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Odjednom, eto crva
ispadanje iz toga, znaš.

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Ili mu je zaglavljena glava
ogradu i ubila se.

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Jer ti to sigurno znaš
to će se dogoditi.

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Sve je dobro kad jesu
janjenje,

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"O, vidi to slatko janje."
Ti čekaj.

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Dođe ljeto, i oni su svi
izlazak

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i trčanje po mjestu,

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on će otići,
"Jebena ovca."

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[Jeremy] Sretno,
natrag u štalu,

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Ellen je stigla na vrijeme
srediti stvari.

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Dakle, imamo...

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...glavu i bez nogu.

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[Jeremy] Uf, je li to
problem?

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[Ellen] Tamo je stopalo.

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Vidiš li to stopalo?
Da.

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[Jeremy] Što imamo tu,
dvije noge?

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[Ellen] Dvije noge i nos.

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[Jeremy] Hoćeš li samo
izvuci ga?

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[Ellen] Dakle, ona će to učiniti
sada sama.

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Izvolite.

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Pa možete li vidjeti
ova tekućina je prilično tamnožuta?

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[Jeremy] Da, da, da.

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[Ellen] To znači to

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janje je bilo
malo pod stresom.

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-[Jeremy] Zašto?
-[Ellen] Vjerojatno zato

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bilo je samo uzimanje
još malo da izađe.

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-[Jeremy] Je li sve u redu?
-[Ellen] Da. u redu je

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Dakle ovo zadnje
bio vjerojatno...

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-[Jeremy] Bili su zaglavljeni?
-[Ellen] Da.

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[Jeremy] To je kao taj dio
na A40,

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gdje su dva automobila
moraju ići u jedan.

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[Ellen] Da.

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♪♪

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[Jeremy] Sljedeći
par dana,

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tor za ovce i janje
polako se počela puniti.

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[Jeremy]
U redu, ona izlazi.

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bravo

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Pogledaj, lijepa slama.

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♪♪

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[Jeremy] I Ellen
dobro me školovao

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u svim poslovima
to je trebalo učiniti.

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Pa samo to uronimo tamo,
ovako.

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Je li to dobro?

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[Ellen] Sve dok je tako
prekriven jodom.

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[Jeremy] Doduše,

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neki poslovi
nije prošao sjajno.

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br.

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Mislim da sam mu ušao u anus.

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[Jeremy] I drugi
ostavio me bez teksta.

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[Ellen] Pa ih zovem,

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pa stavljajući prsten
na njihovom repu

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tako da kad budu malo stariji
i postaje toplije,

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neće dobiti muhe
oko njihove guzice.

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U redu, onda podšišati repove?

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Da, a onda kastrirati
mužjaci.

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oprosti?

263
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Kastracija mužjaka.

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Vrhunski janjci.

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Kastrirati ih.

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Što, režeš
njihova jaja off?

267
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Ne odsijecajući ih,
ali nazvat ćemo ih.

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[Jeremy] Što to radi?

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Dakle, to će smanjiti
dovod krvi isključen

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i zbog toga će otpasti.

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[Jeremy] Njihova sranje
hoće li otpasti?

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-[Ellen] Da.
-[Jeremy] Zašto?

273
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[Ellen] It'll stop them
razmnožavaju se sa svojim sestrama

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when they're older.

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[Jeremy] Ne,
Ne radim ovo.

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Look at him,
he doesn't like that.

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[Ellen] Dakle, neće mu naštetiti
dugo.

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-[Jeremy] Što?
-It'll make it numb.

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Dugo boli.

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Koliko dugo će biti
before they fall off?

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Par dana.

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They're...

283
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[blejanje ovaca]

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I'm not surprised, mate.

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Oh.

286
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Mislim, tek je rođen.

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“Muško sam, imam
everything I need."

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Oh, ne, stavljena je
gumena traka oko njih.

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[Ellen] Želiš se vratiti
mami?

290
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Ne bih mogao sasjeći stvorenje
odjebi.

291
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Niste li se mogli jednostavno odvojiti
muškarci i žene ovce?

292
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Možete, ali oni će imati
zabavne trenutke jedni s drugima.

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- Što, muške ovce?
-Da.

294
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,200
-Na-- Montirati jedan drugoga?
-Da.

295
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-Da li?
-Da.

296
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Dakle, znate Lea i Waynea,
sada su na terenu,

297
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hoće li imati
ići jedno na drugo

298
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kad ne gledamo?

299
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[Elen]
Neće sve vrijeme,

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ali tu i tamo,
mogli bi.

301
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,200
Ali svejedno znaju što im je činiti
kad su djevojke u pitanju.

302
00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:18,719
Jesu li dame...
Rade li to i oni?

303
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,999
Ne toliko. br.

304
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,040
[Jeremy] Dakle, ima ih vrlo malo
lezbijska akcija onda?

305
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[Ellen] Da.

306
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Dakle, nije kao internet.

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♪♪

308
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[Jeremy]
Željan bijega od

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Mali Bo-Peep's
komora za mučenje,

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Izašao sam u polja
i zapalio

311
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nešto što se zove valjak.

312
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,240
Najviše Thunderbirds-y
poljoprivredni stroj

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u cijelom mom arsenalu.

314
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Oh, želim...

315
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,680
Htio sam reći,
Želim jedan od ovih.

316
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Ja zapravo imam jednu takvu.
sviđa mi se.

317
00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:56,359
Zašto to prije nisam koristio?

318
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♪♪

319
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[Jeremy] Danas sam radio
važan posao,

320
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jer sam došao gore
s genijalnim planom.

321
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,800
Ovo malo terena
bio bi proljetni ječam,

322
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ali mislim da nema smisla
to stvarno raste.

323
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,480
Dva razloga,

324
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broj jedan,

325
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sve pubove i restorane
su zatvoreni,

326
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tako da je potražnja za pivom znatno manja

327
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i to je ono
jari ječam čini.

328
00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:21,639
I broj dva, pa,

329
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,840
bilo je takvo
nevjerojatno mokra zima,

330
00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:27,119
puno farmera
sade u proljeće,

331
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,560
jari ječam,
pa će biti zasićenja.

332
00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:33,039
Ogromna količina proizvoda
jureći za vrlo malim tržištem.

333
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♪♪

334
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[Jeremy]
Dakle, unatoč upozorenjima iz

335
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Kaleb i veseli Charlie

336
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,080
da je moje razmišljanje idiotsko,

337
00:14:41,159 --> 00:14:43,799
Namjeravao sam posaditi
četiri hektara povrća,

338
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na temelju toga
u zatvorenom svijetu,

339
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,080
povrće iz inozemstva
uskoro bi nedostajalo.

340
00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:53,119
Dakle, ono što pokušavam učiniti ovdje

341
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,640
je ovako velik raskid,
vrlo suhi komadići blata

342
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,480
napraviti vrlo dobru lijehu za sjeme
za moje novo povrće.

343
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:05,359
Malo me zabrinjava
da ću dobiti ovaj virus.

344
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:11,120
Pročitao sam neki dan da 90%
od 570 milijuna svjetskih farmi

345
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:15,320
vode bilo koji
jedan čovjek, ili jedna obitelj.

346
00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:18,799
Pa ako taj čovjek ili obitelj
dobije virus,

347
00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:21,079
farma umire.

348
00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:23,399
Poljoprivrednici zapravo bivaju
pozvani da vode dnevnike,

349
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,600
tako da ako netko
može doći

350
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,999
i preuzeti od njih,
oni znaju što im je činiti.

351
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,560
Ali mislim, što da pišem
u dnevniku?

352
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,919
Kome da kažem?

353
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,600
Svi sjede kod kuće
gledajući Joea Wicksa,

354
00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:38,639
brišući svoje dupe o svoje
toaletni papir.

355
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♪♪

356
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,920
[Jeremy] Na kraju,
obavljeni su pripremni radovi

357
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,760
i par dana kasnije,
stigli setovi povrća,

358
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,520
zajedno s Jethro Tullovim
stari stroj za sadnju.

359
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:57,719
Ako dođeš iza leđa,
Pokazat ću ti kako to radi.

360
00:15:57,799 --> 00:16:00,199
U redu, imate troje ljudi
sjedi ovdje

361
00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:01,959
ispod ovog vremenskog pokrova,

362
00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:04,319
biti povučen za sobom
traktorom.

363
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,319
Povrće
naslagani su ovdje,

364
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,359
skineš jednu,
stavi ga u ovo malo V ovdje,

365
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,160
zatim sljedeći u tom,
sljedeći u onom.

366
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,360
Lanac pokreće taj krug

367
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,960
a zatim povrće
su posađene

368
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ispod vašeg sjedala.

369
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,520
Samo jedan mali problem.

370
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,040
Razmak od dva metra.

371
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,320
Hmm.

372
00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:30,959
[Jeremy] Ali prvo,
postojao je još jedan problem.

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sta to radis

374
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,679
U paklu nema šanse
možete imati to na tome.

375
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-Ne.
-[Jeremy] Zašto ne?

376
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:38,599
Pogledajte njegovu širinu.

377
00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:39,999
-[Jeremy] Što?
- Pogledaj širinu.

378
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,920
Oh, dakle gume
će zdrobiti.

379
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,040
-Da.
-Da, gubimo previše zemlje.

380
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,480
Tako ćeš planirati jedno putovanje,
okrenut ćeš se,

381
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vrati se dolje

382
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,400
a zatim svoje gume
će biti

383
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,120
ravnajući komadiće
koje ste upravo posadili.

384
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,200
Želiš tu malu Fergie
u šupi na njemu.

385
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,719
[Jeremy] Dakle, mali
crveni traktor bi radio?

386
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:57,559
-Da. Mali crveni traktor.
- [Lisa] Moj Massey.

387
00:16:57,639 --> 00:16:58,919
Želiš li ići
i dobiti svoj Massey?

388
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,440
Možda ću te morati srediti
sjedio sprijeda,

389
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,359
ili ja sjedio sprijeda
za dodatnu težinu. [smijeh]

390
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,200
Oh, sadim pozadi,
Ja ne vozim?

391
00:17:04,279 --> 00:17:05,479
Da, ja vozim.

392
00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:07,239
-Jesi li?
-Da, da.

393
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,799
– Jeste li već odlučili?
-Jesam. Ja sam vozač traktora.

394
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,720
Pa, idemo glasati.
Ja ću voziti.

395
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,479
Ja ću voziti.

396
00:17:13,559 --> 00:17:16,279
Poznata sam po vožnji.

397
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,319
Da.

398
00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:21,879
[Jeremy] Stopirao sam
Stroj za povrće gospodina Tulla

399
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,960
kod Lise
Traktor star 60 godina

400
00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:27,039
i vozio ga na kotačima
na teren...

401
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:30,439
...bili smo spremni za
poslijepodne tihe poljoprivrede,

402
00:17:30,519 --> 00:17:32,439
na starinski način.

403
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,679
[Jeremy] Idemo.

404
00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:35,759
[strojevi glasno škripe]

405
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,160
[Jeremy] Nisam siguran jesu li moje ruke...
ruke će mi otpasti.

406
00:17:49,079 --> 00:17:52,439
[Jeremy] Stotinu
mučni jardi kasnije,

407
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:55,799
stali smo provjeriti
rezultate.

408
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,000
Ima jedan ovdje.

409
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,160
Ima jedan tamo.

410
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,880
Mi zapravo sadimo hranu.

411
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,800
Nemam pojma koja je hrana.

412
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,080
[glasno škripanje]

413
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,320
[Jeremy] Nakon što smo bili
rendered completely deaf

414
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,200
po beskrajnom cvrčanju...

415
00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:12,559
[glasno škripanje se nastavlja]

416
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,920
♪♪

417
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,400
...bilo je to blagoslovljeno olakšanje

418
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,800
vratiti se
to the maternity ward.

419
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,720
nažalost,

420
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,879
I was there on my own.

421
00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:27,759
Oh, Bože.

422
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,480
Ovo je znak,

423
00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:33,799
šapajući zemlju
is what they do

424
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,560
kad se spremaju
give birth.

425
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,480
Ne sada, molim te ne sada,
molim te ne sada.

426
00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:39,159
Please wait for Ellen
doći ovamo.

427
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,920
izdrži.

428
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,280
Drži se ovce.

429
00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:43,319
[blejanje]

430
00:18:46,079 --> 00:18:47,759
[Jeremy] O, Bože.

431
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,199
Znao sam da će se ovo dogoditi.

432
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:51,439
Znao sam da će se to dogoditi.
Bio bih ovdje gore sam

433
00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:53,799
a jedan od njih
počela bi rađati.

434
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,800
Glava izlazi.

435
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,080
U redu, curo, u redu,

436
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,240
ovdje sam.

437
00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:02,799
Pogledaj, vidiš li?

438
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,280
Evo, dolazi,
ti dolaziš.

439
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:06,639
Gdje su stopala?
Uhvatit ću se za stopala,

440
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,800
samo je jedan vani.

441
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,080
Hajde ovce. Oh, hajde.

442
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,240
[gunđa]

443
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,439
Gdje ti je druga noga?
hajde

444
00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:16,279
Tu ti je druga noga,
eto ti.

445
00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:18,519
Okrugli smo.

446
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:20,519
Izvolite.

447
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,719
Tu smo.
Oh, ti si živ!

448
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:25,639
Učinio sam nešto!

449
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,200
To je upalilo.

450
00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:29,559
Vidi, pogledaj to,
no epidural,

451
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,640
ne, "Ow, ow, ow," nema vike,
"Mrzim te, mrzim te,"

452
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,920
samo tiho i mirno
nastavio s tim.

453
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,480
Oh, hello, here we go,
stigao je drugi.

454
00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:39,759
Oh, moja vrtoglava teta.

455
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,919
Da, hajde,
come on, come on.

456
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,560
Dođi okolo,
round you come.

457
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,920
Let's get in your mouth,
eto, živ si.

458
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,640
You're alive,
I've done another one.

459
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,080
Oh, pogledaj!

460
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,520
Come on, let's get you
out your bag.

461
00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:51,999
Hajde, majko.

462
00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:54,319
Hajde, mama. Hajde, mama.

463
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,200
Da, pogledajte!

464
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,039
- [blejanje janjaca]
-[Jeremy oponaša blejanje]

465
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:05,000
To je sada staro 22 minute

466
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,639
i hodanje.

467
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,040
Kao da gledam
Ford Cortina

468
00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:11,079
započeti 1960-ih.

469
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,800
Da, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh.

470
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,200
Bože, u normalnim vremenima,

471
00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:18,679
Otišao bih i proslavio ovo
u pubu.

472
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,759
Ali svi su pubovi zatvoreni.

473
00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:23,799
♪♪

474
00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:27,079
[Jeremy] Istina,

475
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,680
ne bi bilo vremena
da ipak odem u birtiju.

476
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,680
Jer te večeri,

477
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:37,679
počeli su pristizati janjci
debeo i brz.

478
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:39,559
Oh, hajde, hajde.

479
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:44,559
Da! Da! You live!

480
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,560
[Jeremy]
I nastavili su dolaziti,

481
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:56,320
dugo nakon filmske ekipe
a Ellen je otišla kući.

482
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,280
[blejanje]

483
00:20:59,319 --> 00:21:01,559
Dakle, sredina je noći
and there's been a lamb,

484
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,000
Upravo sam vidio na CCTV kameri,
koji je tek rođen ovdje.

485
00:21:05,079 --> 00:21:07,239
[blejanje]

486
00:21:07,319 --> 00:21:09,399
točno. But we've
ostati bez kreveta.

487
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,000
S Lisom pred kamerom
i ja pravim nove olovke,

488
00:21:17,079 --> 00:21:19,079
stvari su išle sasvim dobro.

489
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,200
But then...

490
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,039
Oh, vani je janje.

491
00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:23,799
Ima još jedan tamo,
pogledati.

492
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,920
Janjaca ima posvuda.

493
00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:30,199
[Lisa] Jeremy,
this isn't her baby.

494
00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:31,639
[Jeremy] Pa, to je...

495
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,520
[Lisa] Ne, ona napada
jedan od njih.

496
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,719
Postaje jako uznemirena,
to nije njezino dijete.

497
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:36,919
[blejanje janjetine]

498
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,520
Gledaj, udara ga,
draga.

499
00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:40,999
[Jeremy] Dođi ovamo, dušo,
dođi ovamo

500
00:21:41,079 --> 00:21:42,079
dođi ovamo Eto nas.

501
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,080
Ali gdje ćemo ga staviti?

502
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,320
Nema majku.

503
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,440
Nevjerojatno, janjetina
nastavio se uvjeravati

504
00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:52,079
da je napad ovca
bila njegova mama.

505
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,560
Prije nego što je ovo postalo ružno,

506
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:58,200
Morao sam pronaći pravu mamu,
i brzo.

507
00:21:58,279 --> 00:22:00,319
Blizanci, blizanci, blizanci.

508
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,120
Blizanci. Blizanci.

509
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,560
[Lisa]
Ako su sve ovo duple,

510
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,400
tamo je jedan
sa samo jednim.

511
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,720
Računate li ako
Stavio sam je tamo?

512
00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:08,799
-[Lisa] Da.
-[Jeremy] Da.

513
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,640
[Lisa] Da.

514
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,240
Ne dopušta joj da se hrani
ako nije njezino.

515
00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:15,639
[Jeremy] Točno.

516
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,160
[Lisa] U redu, to je dobro.

517
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,960
[Jeremy] Dakle, nekako,
ono janje je ušlo unutra.

518
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,239
To je bilo zastrašujuće.

519
00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:23,599
Bože, to je dobar posao
došli smo gore.

520
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,400
Četrdeset dva, 43, 44, 45, 46,

521
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,040
47, 48, 49, 50.

522
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,879
Ostalo ih je točno 50
koje nisu rodile.

523
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,200
Dakle, nismo kvit
još na pola puta.

524
00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:36,919
[smijeh]

525
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000
♪♪

526
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,560
[Jeremy] Dok je moj život
vodili su ga ovce,

527
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,960
ključni radnik Kaleb
je trošio

528
00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:50,199
svaki budni sat
u poljima.

529
00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:53,279
♪♪

530
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,360
Ovo je značilo
bio je u stanju uočiti

531
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,960
sve greške koje sam napravio

532
00:23:13,039 --> 00:23:16,879
kad sam sadio usjeve
četiri mjeseca ranije.

533
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,480
Uključujući i ono što se pojavilo
biti masivan Brazilac.

534
00:23:20,559 --> 00:23:24,799
♪♪

535
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,320
Zašto taj dio nije narastao?

536
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,320
[Kaleb] Zato što nisi
uključite ventilator

537
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,400
da prođe sjeme
da ga stavim u zemlju.

538
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,920
Pa kako navijač zna
doći tamo

539
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,480
a drugi kraj onda?

540
00:23:35,559 --> 00:23:36,959
Iznenađen sam, da budem iskren,
stigao si tako daleko,

541
00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:38,519
jer bi bilo
pištati u tebe.

542
00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:40,999
Oh, oglasilo se zvučnim signalom. Oh, je li to?
gdje je zvučalo?

543
00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:43,639
[Kaleb] Da,
18 pa opet 18.

544
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,400
[Jeremy] Onda je počeo
oplakivanje

545
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,760
tramvajske pruge koje sam napravio

546
00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:49,919
za njegovu prskalicu za usjeve
voziti dalje.

547
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,200
Pa kad stojim
u sredini

548
00:23:51,279 --> 00:23:53,039
ovaj tramvaj ovdje.

549
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,279
- Točno u sredini, zar ne?
-[Jeremy] Da.

550
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,559
Želim hodati
24 metra u tom pravcu.

551
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,760
[Jeremy] Da.

552
00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,319
A onda bih trebao biti
u sredini

553
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,880
sljedeća tramvajska traka preko.

554
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,040
Jer ti kažeš
tvoja stvar sa sprejom...

555
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,919
[Kaleb] Da,
kad silazim tramvajem,

556
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Radim 12 metara s te strane,
12 metara s te strane.

557
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:09,879
međutim,

558
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,160
jer si idiot
a nisi me slušao,

559
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,240
Sada imam
18 metara u tom pravcu,

560
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,879
pa ću morati skrenuti
jedan dio kraka isključen

561
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,680
tako da ne oštetim usjev.

562
00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:21,479
[Jeremy] Odlučan dokazati
da je ovo bila jednokratna greška,

563
00:24:21,559 --> 00:24:24,799
Počeo sam mjeriti
udaljenost do sljedećeg.

564
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,840
Šest, sedam.

565
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,200
[Kaleb] Tu sam malo promašio
također.

566
00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:30,359
[Jeremy] Deset...

567
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,160
Dvadeset. Dvadeset jedan.

568
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,840
Dvadeset tri, 24.

569
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,440
[Kaleb] I jest
skroz ovamo.

570
00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:41,599
[Jeremy] Dvadeset pet,
26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

571
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,120
Točno, ovo,
ima malo...

572
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,160
Priznat ću da postoji
malo prostora tamo.

573
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,360
Oh, ne, čekaj,

574
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,720
ovdje je, zar ne?

575
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:51,559
Da. Što je to, 40?
Je li to bilo 40?

576
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,320
To je oko 34, 35 metara,
ovaj.

577
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,240
Ali riješio sam problem.

578
00:24:57,319 --> 00:24:58,439
[Kaleb] Nastavi.

579
00:24:58,519 --> 00:24:59,959
[Jeremy] Pa, znaš
bili ste zabrinuti

580
00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:01,439
da ljudi na glavnoj cesti

581
00:25:01,519 --> 00:25:03,919
bi vidio ove tramvajske pruge
sve na pogrešnom mjestu.

582
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,360
-[Kaleb] Što su i učinili.
-Što?

583
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,840
-[Kaleb] Što su i učinili.
-Ne.

584
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,920
-Da.
-Ne, jer nisam

585
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,680
podrezati tu živicu.
Ha-ha.

586
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:11,399
Vidi, dolazi kombi,
točno?

587
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,680
Gledajte, dolazi kombi
iza silovanja, on ide,

588
00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:15,519
"Oh, to je dobro silovanje,
to je dobro silovanje."

589
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:16,879
Dolazi do ovog polja
i on razmišlja,

590
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,000
"Oh, pitam se kako
tamo je završio

591
00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:21,679
i ne vidim, ne vidim."

592
00:25:21,759 --> 00:25:27,039
Vidi, on to ne vidi,
prozor mu je ispod živice.

593
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,719
hajde

594
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:31,359
Tako se rješavaju problemi.

595
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,440
♪♪

596
00:25:33,519 --> 00:25:35,799
[Jeremy] Milostivo,
par dana kasnije,

597
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,480
ključni radnik je imao nešto
osim mene da kukam,

598
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:41,919
jer mu se pokvarila sijačica.

599
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,160
[Kaleb] Pogledaj
mala crvena stvar

600
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,240
na dnu.

601
00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:47,439
Točno na dnu,

602
00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:50,079
vidi malu crvenu stvar
to se okreće?

603
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,920
-Da.
- Štakori su ga žvakali.

604
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,840
Štakori, što,
skočili su odande?

605
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,160
[Kaleb] Popeli su se
u spremnik.

606
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,640
Pa, kako se to popeo?

607
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,720
Čak ni Sylvester Stallone
mogao popeti ovo.

608
00:26:01,799 --> 00:26:02,959
[Kaleb] Ne znam.

609
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,159
Nije štakor.

610
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,920
Jeste, kunem se životom.

611
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,080
Nije.

612
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,560
Da koronavirusa nema ovdje,

613
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,000
Skočio bih gore
i dokazao bih poantu.

614
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:13,039
Govoreći o tome,
jesi li vidio Geralda?

615
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,199
Ne, nisam. Mislim da jest
pravilno se izolirajući.

616
00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:17,719
Ne mogu ga ni uhvatiti,

617
00:26:17,799 --> 00:26:19,879
Trebam ga da izgradi taj zid.
Ne, on je samo...

618
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,880
Mislim da misli
njegov telefon to može proslijediti njemu.

619
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,680
[smijeh] Jer nije
odgovarajući.

620
00:26:25,759 --> 00:26:27,799
♪♪

621
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,000
[Jeremy] Dakle, Geralde
i sijačicom

622
00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:32,559
bili izvan akcije.

623
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,480
I bilo je
još jedan problem također.

624
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:37,639
Ovdje piše da
kokoši su ukradene

625
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,640
iz zadruga u Leicesteru,
Lincolnshire,

626
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,200
Yorkshire i Cardiff,

627
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,399
kao što ljudi pokušavaju otimati jaja
za vrijeme nestašice,

628
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,480
ali zapravo, jaja nisu
problem.

629
00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:46,999
Ovo su.

630
00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:49,159
Ispostavilo se da postoji samo
tri mjesta u Europi

631
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,360
gdje se prave kutije za jaja

632
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,320
i njih dvoje
su zatvoreni.

633
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,360
Mislim, ovo je vrsta
mala sićušna posljedica

634
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,360
od karantene
o kojoj ne razmišljaš.

635
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,960
Gdje ću stići
moje kutije za jaja iz?

636
00:27:04,319 --> 00:27:05,839
[Jeremy]
Istina, međutim,

637
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,200
priča o hrani na vijestima
bila prilično veća.

638
00:27:10,279 --> 00:27:11,559
[Žena na radiju]
Neki supermarketi

639
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,960
već su
uvedene granice

640
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:13,959
na brojevima
specifične stavke

641
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:15,399
koje se mogu kupiti.

642
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,920
[Čovjek na radiju]
Kupujete više nego što trebate

643
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,240
znači da drugi
može ostati bez.

644
00:27:20,319 --> 00:27:25,159
[Jeremy] Dakle, sljedeći dan,
Donio sam izvršnu odluku.

645
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,720
Situacija je,

646
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:28,519
postoji velika panika u kupnji
događa se.

647
00:27:28,599 --> 00:27:29,839
To je palo.

648
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,480
Postoji velika panika u kupnji
događa se

649
00:27:31,559 --> 00:27:34,439
od hrane i bog rola
posvuda.

650
00:27:34,519 --> 00:27:36,239
Veliki redovi na
supermarketima.

651
00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:37,879
Pa sam mislio otvoriti dućan.

652
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,200
Znam da ne bih trebao,

653
00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:40,679
'zbog građevinske dozvole
pitanja,

654
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:42,279
ali imamo
važnije stvari

655
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,399
za razmišljanje upravo sada,

656
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,480
da budem brutalno iskren. Oh!

657
00:27:46,559 --> 00:27:47,879
[uzdahne]

658
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,280
Pogledaj to.
Svi su rekli da ostanu kod kuće

659
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,959
osim ako je njihovo putovanje
bitno,

660
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:57,999
ali se ne odnosi na
biciklisti.

661
00:27:58,079 --> 00:27:59,919
Očito.

662
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,320
Sada imam parking.

663
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,560
[Jeremy] Nažalost,
bilo je prerano

664
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,840
prodati povrće
posadio sam.

665
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,160
Ali ipak sam imao
dosta krumpira,

666
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,760
koje bih stavio
hladnjača

667
00:28:14,839 --> 00:28:17,679
kad sam bio prisiljen
zatvoriti radnju.

668
00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:21,039
I kad su se jednom vratili
na zaslonu,

669
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,959
bilo je vrijeme za ponovno otvaranje...
U stilu COVID-a.

670
00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,959
[Jeremy] Halo? Kako ste?

671
00:28:31,039 --> 00:28:32,519
[žena]
Dolazim po krompir.

672
00:28:32,599 --> 00:28:35,279
[Jeremy] Dobro,
to je sve što imam.

673
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,439
Pa ću ih staviti ovdje

674
00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:40,399
a onda je to
kanta za novac.

675
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,320
U redu, petica.
Hvala.

676
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,800
Čuvajte se, vidimo se uskoro.

677
00:28:46,799 --> 00:28:48,959
£1,50. Ako možete
baci to tamo.

678
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,840
[Jeremy]
Znam da je ovo smiješno,

679
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,880
ali to je jedini način
mogli bismo to smisliti.

680
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,520
I onda smo stavili novac

681
00:28:56,599 --> 00:28:59,159
u dubokom zamrzavanju
za dva tjedna.

682
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,760
[Jeremy] Nakon prvog
par kupaca,

683
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:06,319
posla nije bilo
ono što biste nazvali živahnim.

684
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,400
♪♪

685
00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:16,599
Dakle, kao i svi ostali

686
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,040
u tim prvim danima
zaključavanja,

687
00:29:19,119 --> 00:29:22,839
morali smo napraviti najbolje
onoga što smo imali.

688
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,680
I što smo imali
bilo je novo parkiralište.

689
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,560
-Oh!
- Ispostavilo se da si beskoristan.

690
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,440
[Lisa] Samo se zagrijavam,
gledaj ovo.

691
00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:35,279
[Jeremy] Nisam puno bolje.

692
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:37,799
Novi kupac?
Je li kupac?

693
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,720
Ne, nije.

694
00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:42,799
♪♪

695
00:29:46,359 --> 00:29:49,199
Dakle, krumpir,
koliko smo ih prodali?

696
00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:52,039
-Danas?
-Da.

697
00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:54,399
Uh, 12,50 funti.

698
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,760
[smijeh]

699
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:58,239
Dobivao sam plaću
malo više od toga

700
00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,079
na temu "Tko želi biti
milijunaš", znate.

701
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,240
-Jesi li?
-[Jeremy] Da.

702
00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:03,519
Oh, ne, gledaj
što sam upravo našao

703
00:30:03,599 --> 00:30:04,999
u ovoj lokvi.

704
00:30:05,079 --> 00:30:06,839
Neka žena benzin.

705
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,200
Ovo je oko £12.50.

706
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:10,519
[Lisa se smije]

707
00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:11,879
Koju sam ohladio.

708
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,960
Oh.

709
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,680
[smijeh]

710
00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:21,559
Životno sranje,
ali volim to.

711
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,239
Oh, ho.

712
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:26,799
Da.

713
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,080
Malo upale pluća

714
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,440
prije prave upale pluća
dolazi ovdje.

715
00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:33,439
Trenutno normalno
bio bi petak navečer.

716
00:30:33,519 --> 00:30:35,919
Da, petak navečer,
išli bismo u pub,

717
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,320
grupa od nas 20-ak,

718
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,080
netko bi nas htio
natrag u njihovu kuću,

719
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,040
natrag u njihovu kuću,

720
00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:42,079
lijepa večera.

721
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,720
Razgovarajte s prijateljima.

722
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,399
Vraćanje kući oko 2:00.

723
00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:49,279
[smijeh]

724
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:51,399
[smijeh] Ovo su
naši novi prijatelji.

725
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,360
-To je to.
- Ovo je samoizolacija.

726
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,440
Tu je Rebecca,
Tony, Charlie.

727
00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:58,079
Alex i Claire, pogledajte.

728
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,800
Da, to je definitivno Alex
i Claire tamo. Emily.

729
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,000
[Jeremy]
Tu su Dom i Rosie.

730
00:31:02,079 --> 00:31:05,079
♪♪

731
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,480
[Jeremy] Dobro, obrati pozornost,
ovce, obrati pozornost.

732
00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:17,559
[ovce glasno bleje]

733
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,440
[Jeremy]
To je zbor zore.

734
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,360
Da.

735
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,200
oi! Ne naletite na...

736
00:31:26,279 --> 00:31:28,639
Što to janje radi ovdje?

737
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,400
Gdje ti je majka?

738
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,640
Točno, ovaj je
tek rođen, očito,

739
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,320
a da nitko ne gleda.

740
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,880
[Jeremy]
Od 74 steone ovce,

741
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,720
49 je sada rodilo,

742
00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:42,959
pa rodilište
postalo je malo tijesno.

743
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,680
Sad ideš u autu,
to će ti se svidjeti.

744
00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:52,279
Ipak, srećom,
neki od ranih dolazaka

745
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:56,599
sada su bili dovoljno veliki
preseliti se u polja.

746
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,840
Ajmo janjci.

747
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,880
Pogledaj ovo,
sva svježa trava.

748
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,720
Da, pogledaj to!

749
00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:05,319
Hajde, bebe.

750
00:32:07,319 --> 00:32:09,199
-Hajde, Crveni dva.
-[janjeće blejanje]

751
00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:11,079
Oh, ne, oni su uplašeni.

752
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,840
Ne, ne, ne, hajde, znam,

753
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,920
auti su dobri, ali iskreno,
svidjet će ti se vani.

754
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,920
Svidjet će ti se, hoćeš.

755
00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:27,199
[Jeremy]
Pogledaj se lambere.

756
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,919
Ovo dvoje ovdje
su one koje sam rodila.

757
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,560
Gdje ti je majka nestala?

758
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,000
Ne možeš samo biti ostavljen,
vrane će te pojesti.

759
00:32:33,079 --> 00:32:35,279
Pa, imat će tvoje oči.

760
00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:38,319
Vrane to uistinu rade.

761
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,320
Pokažite takvo janje
ležeći, ravno unutra,

762
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,800
izvadit će im oči.

763
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,200
Sljedeći put kad dođem ovdje,

764
00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:46,359
Ja ću imati svoj dio,
to je sigurno.

765
00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:51,879
To je ono što moraš
brinuti o,

766
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,440
jedno janje koje leži
sama po sebi.

767
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:57,199
To je samo mamac za vrane.

768
00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:01,239
jesi dobro

769
00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:04,079
Zar nisi...

770
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,280
[blejanje janjetine]

771
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,159
Evo dolazi mama.

772
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,800
Da, hajde, majko.

773
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,560
Tako je bolje.

774
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,640
Ovaj idilični trenutak
zatim ga je prekinula Ellen,

775
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,160
koji me je trebao
natrag u staju

776
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,640
sudjelovati u velikoj laži.

777
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,480
U redu, sada je problem,

778
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:30,159
ta ovca okotila
tri janjca

779
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,120
a ona ima samo
dvije dojke.

780
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,200
Dakle, što nam je činiti

781
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:35,599
je čekati
jedna od drugih ovaca

782
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,240
roditi jedno janje,

783
00:33:38,319 --> 00:33:40,439
onda uzimamo jedno od tri

784
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:45,759
i kotrljajte ga uokolo
u novopečenim sokovima,

785
00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:48,679
a onda nadamo se,
ta nova majka će misliti,

786
00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:50,559
"Oh, rodila sam dvoje"

787
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,560
i odgajat će
drugo ovčje janje.

788
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,200
To je prijevara, ali...

789
00:33:58,279 --> 00:33:59,559
žao mi je
Razgovaram s tobom sa...

790
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,400
[smijeh]

791
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,520
samo sam...

792
00:34:04,599 --> 00:34:07,159
♪♪

793
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,240
Zadržali smo privremeno
siroče janje

794
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,640
hranjen do kasnije tog dana,

795
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,199
okotila se još jedna ovca
na samca.

796
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,880
[Jeremy] U redu,
izlazi, bravo.

797
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,840
Tada je počela prevara.

798
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,160
Oh, da, znači samo stisnite
svu tekućinu s nje.

799
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,639
[Ellen] Da.

800
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:30,439
[Jeremy] Eto, vidi,
da Što da radim?

801
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:32,599
[Ellen] Samo ga povuci
i rasprsnuti vreću.

802
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:33,599
[Jeremy] U redu.

803
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,639
Evo ga. Pucaj ga.

804
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:37,159
Oh, Kriste,
Nikad ovo nisam radio.

805
00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:42,439
Točno, imamo
kanta ovdje,

806
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:44,199
pa trebamo staviti
jedna od trojki.

807
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,880
-[Ellen] Da.
-[Jeremy] I ravno?

808
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:46,880
[Ellen] Glava i sve.

809
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,480
[Jeremy] U redu.

810
00:34:48,559 --> 00:34:50,279
To je lijepa topla kupka
za vas.

811
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,120
Moraš dobiti svoju glavu
ispod, bojim se, draga.

812
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,559
Izvolite.

813
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:56,439
Sada, što moramo učiniti?

814
00:34:56,519 --> 00:34:58,479
Dakle, ako joj ga damo
ovako,

815
00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:01,359
moglo bi ustati i otići
a ona to neće polizati.

816
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,960
Dakle, trebamo
zavežite mu noge zajedno.

817
00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:04,919
-Svezati mu noge zajedno?
-Da.

818
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,200
Oh, jer nije
naučio hodati još, u teoriji.

819
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,040
-[Ellen] Da.
- Imam te.

820
00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:10,799
[Ellen] Dakle, ovo neće ostati
dugo,

821
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,360
samo će ostati uključeno dok ona ne bude
počeo se vezivati za to.

822
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,400
[Jeremy] U redu.

823
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,960
[Elen]
Trojka ispred nje.

824
00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:19,439
[Jeremy] Da,
dolazi tvoje dijete.

825
00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:21,519
Vaše novo dijete.

826
00:35:21,599 --> 00:35:24,799
Izvolite.

827
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,880
Ona ga liže.

828
00:35:26,679 --> 00:35:27,879
Ona ga liže.

829
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,160
Bravo ti,
rodila si blizance.

830
00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,199
[blejanje]

831
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,120
Natrag u svijet bez ovaca,

832
00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:42,639
Pokušavao sam dati svoj doprinos
za starije mještane

833
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:48,440
donirajući neke od mojih
naizgled neprodav krumpir.

834
00:35:48,519 --> 00:35:49,639
Bok tamo.
Ne, to je dovoljno blizu.

835
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,840
Da.
Kako ste?

836
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,160
Vrlo dobro. Doveo sam te
malo krumpira.

837
00:35:53,199 --> 00:35:54,679
fantastično,
hvala puno.

838
00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:57,919
[Jeremy] Halo?

839
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,520
[Žena] Hvala.

840
00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:01,919
Je li Gerald dobro?

841
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,080
Da, ali mislim
otišao je.

842
00:36:05,159 --> 00:36:06,159
[Jeremy] Da,
Samo ga nisam vidio

843
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,480
za par tjedana.

844
00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:09,679
Mislio sam, nema pubova
i nema Manchester Uniteda,

845
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,080
možda ima
simptomi ustezanja.

846
00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:14,159
[Žena] Pa, otišao je
pomalo ljut ali...

847
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,960
Pa zna sam kuhati
malo krumpira,

848
00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:18,519
ali sve dok je s njim dobro.

849
00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:19,799
[Žena] Divno,
da, hvala.

850
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,160
-Dobro.
-[Žena] U redu.

851
00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:22,879
-Vidimo se uskoro. Bok.
- [Žena] Hvala.

852
00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:27,519
[Jeremy] Međutim,
nije sve bio mir i ljubav

853
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:29,559
između mene i mještana.

854
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:33,199
♪♪

855
00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:47,799
To su bile neke stare bale sijena
od kojeg smo napravili silos,

856
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,160
kako bismo mogli skladištiti žito

857
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:54,040
i spriječiti djecu da se vesele
na ovom starom aerodromu.

858
00:36:55,519 --> 00:36:56,959
Nisam detektiv,

859
00:36:57,039 --> 00:36:58,199
ali ovdje na tlu

860
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,960
ima nekih Rizla.

861
00:37:01,039 --> 00:37:02,519
Dakle, ono što mislim je,

862
00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:07,279
odlučila je skupina tinejdžera
ignorirati zaključavanje

863
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,320
i zapali moje sijeno.

864
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,360
A znamo da je podmetnut požar,

865
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,120
jer su zapalili
i onom.

866
00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:19,759
Dobro jutro, Charlie.

867
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,560
Koliko daleko ide dim?

868
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:24,479
Pa puše poprijeko
glavna cesta za Burford,

869
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:26,599
jer sam išao
na taj način da...

870
00:37:26,639 --> 00:37:28,439
[Jeremy] Oh, je li tako
znali ste da je izbio požar?

871
00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:29,639
Da.

872
00:37:29,679 --> 00:37:31,599
♪♪

873
00:37:31,639 --> 00:37:35,639
[Jeremy] Kaleb onda
morao prekinuti prskanje usjeva

874
00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:37,359
doći i staviti
vatra se ugasila.

875
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,440
♪♪

876
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,040
To ga je jako obradovalo.

877
00:37:44,119 --> 00:37:46,119
[Kaleb kašlje]

878
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,960
Zajebi to.

879
00:37:52,039 --> 00:37:53,839
Počeo sam ga gurati
izvan betona,

880
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,600
ali glava mi se čini kao da je
eksplodirat će

881
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:57,359
i osjećam se stvarno bolesno,
jer dim

882
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,920
puše ravno u
taksi.

883
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,120
To je samo jebeno dosadno.

884
00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:01,359
Naiđe neki idiot
i ide,

885
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,760
"Oh, znaš
što bi bilo smiješno?

886
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,320
znaš,
Idem pokrenuti bale

887
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,800
tamo s upaljačem."

888
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,880
A onda bi i imali
odšetao i otišao kući.

889
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,280
Jer oni su kreteni.

890
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,640
♪♪

891
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,840
[Jeremy] Nakon što sam poslušao
Diddly Squat's

892
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,640
službenik socijalne službe
za malo,

893
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,480
Išla sam se oraspoložiti
gledajući janjce.

894
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,760
[smijeh]

895
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,360
Blue 32 je takav
nasilna životinja, pogledaj.

896
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,000
Sve što želi učiniti je
udaranje drugih životinja.

897
00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:32,359
[smijeh]

898
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,600
Ja ću otrčati tamo

899
00:38:33,639 --> 00:38:35,759
i udari ovu u glavu,
idemo.

900
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:39,559
[smijeh]

901
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,880
Taj vrši nuždu
u kantu za vodu.

902
00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:48,439
Zašto bi to učinio?

903
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,840
Zašto bi to učinio?

904
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,360
“Oh, treba mi sranje.
Oh, tu je umivaonik.

905
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,200
O, da, divno."

906
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,280
♪♪

907
00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:12,159
Iako nekoliko ovaca
bile još trudne,

908
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:17,960
Isporučeno je 120 janjaca
u samo tri tjedna.

909
00:39:18,039 --> 00:39:19,959
[Jeremy] Što se dogodilo
u noći je,

910
00:39:20,039 --> 00:39:21,679
rođeno je još dvoje.

911
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,680
Jedan tamo i jedan tamo.

912
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,160
Većina poroda
bio uspjeh.

913
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,359
Da, pogledaj.

914
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,920
Neki su bili na dodir.

915
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,160
[Jeremy]
Ona ne diše.

916
00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:39,439
Hajde, diši.

917
00:39:39,519 --> 00:39:40,439
mi idemo

918
00:39:40,519 --> 00:39:41,919
Da, Ellen!

919
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,160
Zapravo sam mislio
taj nije bio dobar.

920
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,960
opa [smijeh]

921
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:47,599
Ona je dobro.

922
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:50,679
I nekoliko, bojim se,
nije uspio.

923
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,920
Mrtvorođenče.

924
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,640
Osim učenja o tome
nema puno dostojanstva

925
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,280
u janjećem sprovodu...

926
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,280
...to sam otkrio
vani u poljima,

927
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,640
neke od majki
nisu uvijek bili majčinski raspoloženi,

928
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,880
što je značilo javiti se
susjedni uzgajivač ovaca.

929
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,800
[Jeremy]
Pije li to?

930
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,480
Ne, on misli da jest
ispijajući ga.

931
00:40:21,559 --> 00:40:22,479
Ovaj mališan je pronađen
na terenu

932
00:40:22,559 --> 00:40:23,799
prije otprilike sat vremena,

933
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,000
on je napušten
po svojoj majci.

934
00:40:26,079 --> 00:40:28,999
A Jeremy se ovdje gura
cijev niz grlo

935
00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:32,479
za isporuku glukoze i,
učinkovito, SMA.

936
00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:34,679
Jer on je vrlo, vrlo slab.

937
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,960
Primijetili smo majku prošli tjedan,
zapravo, ovdje,

938
00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:41,999
nije bio osobito dobar.

939
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:45,639
A sada je samo
potpuno ga je napustio.

940
00:40:45,679 --> 00:40:48,199
Hajde, ti mali ježu.

941
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,640
[Jeremy] Svi smo se nadali
taj Jeremyjev TLC

942
00:40:50,679 --> 00:40:53,839
imao bi mališan
ponovo na nogama,

943
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,160
ali kako je dan završio,

944
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,760
odlučili smo da bi trebao biti
prenijeti

945
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,120
na odjel intenzivne njege.

946
00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:05,839
Izgrađena olovka, svježa slama,
zapalio peć.

947
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,160
I tu si,
pogledaj to.

948
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:11,599
Samo ću te staviti
na ovom krevetu,

949
00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:13,399
nešto malo mekše.

950
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,880
Tu smo.

951
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,640
Dobra janjetina.

952
00:41:16,679 --> 00:41:18,319
Pravo.

953
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,760
tri sata,
vrijeme za vaš sljedeći feed.

954
00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:29,119
Cijelu noć,
još je više slabio.

955
00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:32,919
Oh, hajde, hajde,
hajde, hajde.

956
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,280
hajde Hajde, ti.

957
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,640
I premda
jesmo na kraju

958
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,320
dobiti malo prehrane
u njega...

959
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,680
[Farmer] Ne vidim što drugo
možeš učiniti za njega,

960
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,760
da budem iskren.

961
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,320
[Jeremy]
Pa, to je dobra hrana.

962
00:41:48,119 --> 00:41:51,159
na kraju,
sve je bilo uzalud.

963
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,840
Gubitak janjeta bio je tužan.

964
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,520
I također je bilo
financijski udar.

965
00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:08,079
Ali paradoksalno,

966
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:10,839
barem nije bila tako velika
financijski udar

967
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,080
kako je moglo biti.

968
00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:14,279
[Jeremy] Prepolovili su se
zar ne, u vrijednosti?

969
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,120
[Elen]
Opet su pali.

970
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,999
[Jeremy] Spušteni su na,
kako sam sinoć izgledao, £52.

971
00:42:18,079 --> 00:42:19,479
[Ellen] Da.

972
00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:20,879
[Jeremy] Jer
svi restorani su zatvoreni.

973
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,800
Da, i oni veliki lanci
također.

974
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,200
[Jeremy] Oh, možeš li
i dalje ih izvoziti?

975
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,520
[Ellen] Ne.

976
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:26,999
Ne možemo ih prodati
u restorane,

977
00:42:27,079 --> 00:42:29,359
ne možemo ih prodavati pubovima.

978
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,320
Dakle, prije tjedan dana,
janje je vrijedilo 100 funti

979
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,800
a sada je £52,
pa je prepolovljena.

980
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,480
[Ellen] Da.

981
00:42:36,559 --> 00:42:37,919
Briljantno.

982
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000
♪♪

983
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,200
S pozitivne strane,

984
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,200
bilo je uspješno
sezona janjenja.

985
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,480
[blejanje]

986
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,480
Od očekivanih 138 janjadi,

987
00:42:56,559 --> 00:43:00,799
134 je isporučeno
uspješno.

988
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,400
Pomalo zastrašujuće za pomisliti
da je polje sad posuto

989
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,480
s malim testisima
koji su otpali.

990
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,080
Unatoč odbačenim testisima,
ipak,

991
00:43:18,159 --> 00:43:19,479
ova janjad
pretvorio moju farmu

992
00:43:19,559 --> 00:43:23,119
u proljeće
slikovna razglednica

993
00:43:23,159 --> 00:43:26,999
onoga što Britanija može
i možda bi trebao izgledati.

994
00:43:29,199 --> 00:43:32,559
Voljela sam ih imati u blizini.

995
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:37,479
Ovdje u ovom čudnom malom
lockdown Diddly Squat komuna.

996
00:43:38,559 --> 00:43:41,559
♪♪

997
00:43:56,119 --> 00:43:58,999
Drugi svjetski rat
podzemno sklonište protiv zračnih napada.

998
00:44:01,199 --> 00:44:05,479
Ako COVID-19 postane previše,
ovamo ću onda doći.

999
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:08,319
♪♪

1000
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,840
Nisam razbio stop svjetlo,
učinio si to.

1001
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,840
[Kaleb] Ne, iskreno,
to si bio 100% ti.

1002
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,840
[Jeremy] Što?
Kako to misliš, uspio sam?

1003
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,600
[Kaleb] Rekao si
jedna od mojih kočnica je bila u kvaru.

1004
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:19,039
[Jeremy]
Nije nam bilo dopušteno

1005
00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:21,879
napustiti ovo mjesto
šest tjedana.

1006
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:26,400
Ostanite u svom vozilu, molim vas,
ostanite u svom vozilu.

1007
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,200
I znate što?

1008
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,240
Nisam htio.

1009
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,000
♪♪

1010
00:44:34,079 --> 00:44:36,799
[smijeh]

1011
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,360
[Jeremy] To je iskreno
otprilike

1012
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,320
najsretniji koji sam ikad bio.

1013
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,400
♪♪

1014
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:48,119
Ali još jednom,

1015
00:44:48,199 --> 00:44:51,919
sve je trebalo otići
užasno pogrešno.

1016
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,120
Nije baš padala kiša
šest, sedam tjedana.

1017
00:44:57,199 --> 00:44:59,519
-Ne.
-[Jeremy] Hajde, cure!

1018
00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:01,079
[stenje]

1019
00:45:01,159 --> 00:45:02,759
[Charlie] Nije
idealni uvjeti.

1020
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,560
Usjev je pod stresom.

1021
00:45:04,639 --> 00:45:06,359
[Jeremy] Smijem li biti
malo zabrinut?

1022
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,120
Mislim da će biti
pravi izazov.

1023
00:45:08,199 --> 00:45:11,199
♪♪