1 00:00:45,039 --> 00:00:47,542 Pride Weekend! 2 00:00:48,042 --> 00:00:50,545 - Can you feel it, baby? - The dancing... 3 00:00:50,545 --> 00:00:52,965 - The parade... - The fucking. 4 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:55,467 Oh, can't wait. 5 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:56,468 You sure you're up for it? 6 00:00:56,468 --> 00:00:57,970 He's up for it. 7 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:00,472 - It's my first pride. - Careful. 8 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:02,474 Pride is a sin. 9 00:01:02,474 --> 00:01:04,977 Then I'm going to hell. 10 00:01:05,477 --> 00:01:07,964 I'll be right back. 11 00:01:07,964 --> 00:01:10,467 Don't even joke about that. 12 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:12,969 Who did this? 13 00:01:12,969 --> 00:01:15,854 - Some demented queen... - Oh my God. 14 00:01:15,956 --> 00:01:17,457 - with no taste. - Nice job, ma. 15 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:18,959 Glad you like it. 16 00:01:19,442 --> 00:01:20,895 Okay, can we hurry up and eat, please? 17 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:23,397 I've got appointments all day. 18 00:01:23,397 --> 00:01:24,848 You've got appointments? 19 00:01:24,859 --> 00:01:26,284 It's Pride, honey. 20 00:01:26,284 --> 00:01:28,286 Facial at 9:00, pedicure at 10:00, 21 00:01:28,286 --> 00:01:31,587 Bikini wax at 11:00... 22 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,157 Oh, then I've got to take Godiva her dress. 23 00:01:33,157 --> 00:01:34,660 She's marching? 24 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,161 No, I'm pushing. 25 00:01:36,161 --> 00:01:38,664 I have to figure out how to accessorize a wheelchair. 26 00:01:38,674 --> 00:01:40,615 Who's Godiva? 27 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:43,552 "Who's Godiva?" 28 00:01:43,552 --> 00:01:45,020 Don't they teach you fucking kids anything? 29 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:47,956 Time for Gay History 101. 30 00:01:47,966 --> 00:01:49,909 Let me tell you, 31 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:53,903 Godiva is the world's greatest drag queen. 32 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,348 At least Pittsburgh's. 33 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,300 I had, uh... 34 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,251 I'd just moved here from Mississippi; 35 00:01:58,261 --> 00:01:59,702 Didn't know a soul. 36 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:00,703 Somehow, 37 00:02:00,713 --> 00:02:02,155 I found my way to Woody's. 38 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,091 I was standing there, she comes up to me, 39 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:07,584 and, uh, and says, "You all alone, 40 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,595 Sugar?" 41 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:11,565 I stood there with my mouth hanging open. 42 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,940 Well, things haven't changed much. 43 00:02:13,951 --> 00:02:15,386 Ouch. 44 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,822 "Well, not anymore," she said. 45 00:02:17,822 --> 00:02:20,825 "Now you've got Godiva, just like the chocolate: 46 00:02:20,835 --> 00:02:22,327 Dark and sweet!" 47 00:02:22,327 --> 00:02:23,808 She introduced me to everyone 48 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:25,280 and everything... 49 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:30,903 including my first Pride. 50 00:02:31,103 --> 00:02:35,574 I'm... afraid this may be her last. 51 00:02:35,574 --> 00:02:38,077 If you ask me, people make too much of this Pride business. 52 00:02:38,087 --> 00:02:39,528 As if you'd even know, 53 00:02:39,528 --> 00:02:41,030 considering you've never been to one. 54 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:41,964 You've never been? 55 00:02:41,964 --> 00:02:46,399 Poor Mikey's afraid he'll end up as the token Pride clip on the 6:00 o'clock news. 56 00:02:46,403 --> 00:02:48,328 Well, I don't exactly see you out there 57 00:02:48,338 --> 00:02:49,840 being the... Grand Marshall. 58 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:52,275 We all have our ways of celebrating. 59 00:02:52,285 --> 00:02:54,267 Some people take it to the streets... 60 00:02:54,287 --> 00:02:56,712 Other people take it to the sheets. 61 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:00,485 So, lovemuffins? 62 00:03:00,485 --> 00:03:02,487 You ready for the high homo-holidays? 63 00:03:02,487 --> 00:03:04,489 - Yes. Absolutely. - Yes. 64 00:03:04,489 --> 00:03:06,457 And what about you, Madam P-Flag President? 65 00:03:06,457 --> 00:03:08,459 We have the biggest group yet. 66 00:03:08,459 --> 00:03:09,394 Congratulations. 67 00:03:09,394 --> 00:03:11,362 - Thank you. - Now if only your... 68 00:03:11,362 --> 00:03:14,299 widdle pwide and joy would march wif you. 69 00:03:14,299 --> 00:03:16,758 Order some pancakes and shut the fuck up. 70 00:03:16,769 --> 00:03:18,720 Nothing would make me prouder. 71 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,707 But I'm not a manipulative... 72 00:03:21,707 --> 00:03:24,660 guilt-slinging kind of mother. 73 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:30,567 Michael can do what he wants. 74 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:33,036 So what'll you have... 75 00:03:33,036 --> 00:03:36,506 little asshole? 76 00:03:43,631 --> 00:03:47,067 I'll have the march and the parade. Hold the tears. 77 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,052 What'd you say? 78 00:03:48,052 --> 00:03:50,554 I said I'll march, okay? 79 00:03:51,539 --> 00:03:52,506 Oh, geez! 80 00:03:52,506 --> 00:03:54,943 Hey, did you hear that, everybody? 81 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:59,880 My... my kid's gonna march with me in the parade! 82 00:04:01,883 --> 00:04:05,223 Oh, happy day. 83 00:04:08,724 --> 00:04:10,726 Grape? 84 00:04:21,237 --> 00:04:25,242 My other clients aren't nearly as cooperative. 85 00:04:25,242 --> 00:04:26,743 They'd better not be. 86 00:04:29,246 --> 00:04:32,249 How much time have we got? 87 00:04:32,249 --> 00:04:34,251 Just enough... 88 00:04:34,251 --> 00:04:36,253 for... 89 00:04:36,253 --> 00:04:37,755 this. 90 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,259 We have to sign all this? 91 00:04:41,259 --> 00:04:43,178 Well, we have durable powers of attorney, 92 00:04:43,678 --> 00:04:44,679 and living will, 93 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,681 joint tenancy agreement, 94 00:04:47,182 --> 00:04:48,683 reciprocal guardianship for Gus... 95 00:04:48,683 --> 00:04:52,188 After this, signing a marriage licence would be a breeze. 96 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:54,690 That is what you wanted, isn't it? 97 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:58,194 Damn right. 98 00:04:58,194 --> 00:04:59,695 You and me. 99 00:04:59,695 --> 00:05:01,197 Signed... 100 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:03,199 sealed... 101 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:05,702 and delivered. 102 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:10,657 Sorry. 103 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:12,659 Is Gus taking his nap? 104 00:05:12,659 --> 00:05:14,611 Uh, no. But I could sure use one. 105 00:05:14,611 --> 00:05:16,079 Ah, you have a visitor. 106 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:18,081 My 2:00 o'clock? I told you, I'm not here. 107 00:05:18,081 --> 00:05:20,034 - Yeah, well you try telling that... - Out of the way, 108 00:05:20,034 --> 00:05:21,536 chicken legs. 109 00:05:21,536 --> 00:05:23,437 Where is that sexy beast? 110 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,831 Didn't I tell you she'd practically shit? 111 00:05:32,831 --> 00:05:33,832 You certainly did. 112 00:05:33,832 --> 00:05:35,784 What are you doing here? 113 00:05:35,784 --> 00:05:38,186 That's what everybody says when you're in Pittsburgh! 114 00:05:38,253 --> 00:05:40,211 You haven't changed a bit. 115 00:05:40,222 --> 00:05:42,723 Why tamper with perfection, baby? 116 00:05:44,226 --> 00:05:47,230 Oh... this is Lindsay. 117 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:49,232 I thought it might be. 118 00:05:49,232 --> 00:05:51,234 And this must be Leda. 119 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:52,702 Yeah. 120 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:07,635 Performance of our new poolside coolers... 121 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:10,638 isn't what we'd hoped for. 122 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:14,141 Unless you hoped for less than 1% of the market. 123 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:18,096 Well, we need to... change our image. 124 00:06:18,096 --> 00:06:20,599 When women think poolside, they should think, 125 00:06:20,599 --> 00:06:22,033 "cool", 126 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,034 "hip", 127 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,035 "trendy". 128 00:06:24,502 --> 00:06:26,471 That's why we're looking for someone who can... 129 00:06:26,471 --> 00:06:28,406 add some spunk to our campaign. 130 00:06:28,406 --> 00:06:30,393 Well, if you're looking for spunk, 131 00:06:30,393 --> 00:06:31,844 Mr. Poole, 132 00:06:31,844 --> 00:06:33,262 you've definitely come to the right man. 133 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:35,715 There will also be a $50,000 bonus 134 00:06:35,715 --> 00:06:38,150 if we can double our market share. 135 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:39,151 So, uh, 136 00:06:39,635 --> 00:06:41,137 give me a proposal, and... 137 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:43,073 I'll consider it. 138 00:06:43,573 --> 00:06:46,076 Maybe you should consider this, Mr. Poole; 139 00:06:46,076 --> 00:06:48,078 your stock took a nosedive last quarter 140 00:06:48,078 --> 00:06:50,080 and you have a shareholders meeting in three days. 141 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,516 Unless you come up with something fast, 142 00:06:52,516 --> 00:06:56,835 your little family business will bought out from under you at 10 cents on the dollar. 143 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:59,941 You're very blunt, mr. Kinney. 144 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,876 And... 145 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:04,812 You're out of time, Mr. Poole. If you want me, 146 00:07:04,812 --> 00:07:08,249 hire me. 147 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,570 That was fucking brilliant. 148 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:12,671 Glitter and shine. 149 00:07:12,671 --> 00:07:15,674 Too bad you're wasting it on such an asshole. 150 00:07:15,674 --> 00:07:17,626 Don't tell me you haven't heard of Clayton Poole. 151 00:07:17,626 --> 00:07:19,561 - The guy who... - Hates gays. 152 00:07:19,561 --> 00:07:22,531 Right. He's always donating his money to worthy causes, 153 00:07:22,531 --> 00:07:24,500 like "Castrate Homosexuals Now," 154 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,002 "Launch Lesbian into Space," 155 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:28,444 "Stop AIDS with Guns". 156 00:07:28,455 --> 00:07:30,940 Well now, he can donate some of his money to me. 157 00:07:30,940 --> 00:07:32,892 - 50 grand. - Ohh. 158 00:07:32,892 --> 00:07:35,395 So, what's the big concept? 159 00:07:35,895 --> 00:07:36,896 Fuck if I know. 160 00:07:36,896 --> 00:07:39,350 There we were on our motorcycles... 161 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:41,352 Just south of Big Sur on the Coast highway... 162 00:07:41,352 --> 00:07:43,354 When this cop pulled us over. 163 00:07:43,354 --> 00:07:44,789 Well, for what? 164 00:07:44,789 --> 00:07:46,741 Speeding. Topless. 165 00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:49,210 Did he give you a ticket? 166 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:51,178 Well, he tried to give us more than that. 167 00:07:51,178 --> 00:07:52,179 He said the sight of us 168 00:07:52,179 --> 00:07:54,182 was going to cause someone to drive off a cliff, 169 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,184 that he was going to arrest us. 170 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:59,585 - Then you started flirting with him. - No, no, my dear, it was you. 171 00:07:59,638 --> 00:08:02,074 Long story short, we're behind a rock, 172 00:08:02,074 --> 00:08:03,575 he's got his pants down... 173 00:08:03,575 --> 00:08:05,577 And this little vixen steals his boots 174 00:08:05,577 --> 00:08:07,080 and we tear the fuck out of there. 175 00:08:08,581 --> 00:08:09,582 Want some more wine? 176 00:08:09,582 --> 00:08:12,918 Yeah, yeah. 177 00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:14,510 So how long are you in town for? 178 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,471 Till they kick me out, 179 00:08:15,471 --> 00:08:17,974 or my photo exhibit opens. Whichever comes first. 180 00:08:17,974 --> 00:08:19,900 Lindsay's an artist too, you know. 181 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:21,895 Art teacher. 182 00:08:21,895 --> 00:08:24,337 And here I was thinking we had nothing in common. 183 00:08:24,348 --> 00:08:26,339 Oh, don't get me wrong. 184 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,341 I think it's groovy, two chicks raising a kid. 185 00:08:28,352 --> 00:08:30,354 But to go from zooming down the highway 186 00:08:30,354 --> 00:08:32,823 to zero in the slow lane... 187 00:08:32,823 --> 00:08:34,776 I mean what's next, you gonna get married? 188 00:08:34,776 --> 00:08:38,663 Actually, we are. 189 00:08:38,663 --> 00:08:41,666 No shit. 190 00:08:41,666 --> 00:08:47,522 Girl, you really have gone respectable. 191 00:08:48,022 --> 00:08:50,910 So, big weekend coming up, huh? 192 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:53,379 Huh? Oh... pride. Yeah. 193 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:55,354 - You going? - Not only am I going, 194 00:08:55,364 --> 00:08:57,366 I'm marching with my mother's P-Flag group. 195 00:08:57,366 --> 00:08:59,301 You don't sound very excited about it. 196 00:08:59,301 --> 00:09:01,260 Well to tell you the truth, I've always been a little worried 197 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:02,271 that somebody from work might see me. 198 00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:03,273 It's pretty stupid, huh? 199 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:04,274 Not really. 200 00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:06,777 Since a group of us are going to be there. 201 00:09:06,777 --> 00:09:08,695 What? 202 00:09:09,196 --> 00:09:11,198 Stop! 203 00:09:11,198 --> 00:09:12,199 Holy shit! 204 00:09:12,199 --> 00:09:13,650 It's gonna cost you, Novotny. 205 00:09:15,152 --> 00:09:17,121 That's nothin'. Barely a scratch. 206 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:19,557 You must have more important things on your mind. 207 00:09:19,557 --> 00:09:24,428 You two, uh, got something goin' this weekend? 208 00:09:24,428 --> 00:09:25,930 - Not really. - Why don't you come with us 209 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:27,381 to the pansy parade? 210 00:09:27,381 --> 00:09:28,349 It's not my scene. 211 00:09:28,349 --> 00:09:29,851 Like it's ours? 212 00:09:29,851 --> 00:09:31,854 We'd figured we'd check out the sights. 213 00:09:31,854 --> 00:09:33,806 You mean, check out the freaks. 214 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,742 Gotta admit, it's the best party in town. 215 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,243 Don't tell me you never been, Mike. 216 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:44,633 Actually, I never have. 217 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:48,638 Oh, now that is what I call pure sex. 218 00:09:48,638 --> 00:09:51,124 What the hell are you doing, covering it up? 219 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,976 I let the insurance expire a while ago, and... 220 00:09:54,077 --> 00:09:56,563 just forgot all about it. 221 00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,517 I got an idea. 222 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:00,985 Another trip to Big Sur? 223 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,437 Uh-huh. 224 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,940 Dykes on bikes. You and me, 225 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:08,893 the parade, just like old times. 226 00:10:08,893 --> 00:10:10,761 I, uh... 227 00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:12,263 I couldn't. 228 00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:14,266 Yeah, you could. 229 00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:16,201 You get a quickie permit, 230 00:10:16,201 --> 00:10:19,688 polish up the old bitch and we're there. 231 00:10:19,688 --> 00:10:21,589 Well... 232 00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:25,193 I mean, I... I can't. 233 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:28,581 We're marching with the marriage initiative. 234 00:10:28,581 --> 00:10:30,583 You know, for same-sex marriages. 235 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:33,586 Right. 236 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:36,088 I understand. You gotta do your thing. Still... 237 00:10:37,089 --> 00:10:39,091 it is a shame to keep such a beauty 238 00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:41,595 Out of commission and under wraps. 239 00:11:11,443 --> 00:11:12,945 Happy Pride. 240 00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:14,947 How's it going? 241 00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:15,931 Okay, which one 242 00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:16,899 you want to try first? 243 00:11:16,899 --> 00:11:17,900 Papaya-Sauvignon, 244 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,352 Kiwi-Chardonnay... 245 00:11:20,352 --> 00:11:23,290 or Melon-Merlot? 246 00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:27,777 It's so tasty, you'll want to try all three. 247 00:11:27,777 --> 00:11:29,779 So wretched, you want to puke. 248 00:11:29,779 --> 00:11:36,159 Not even a fucking piss-queen would want to swallow this shit. 249 00:11:37,672 --> 00:11:40,174 Fruity, refreshing... 250 00:11:40,174 --> 00:11:42,677 like a gentle breeze on a summer day. 251 00:11:42,677 --> 00:11:45,109 Okay, I take it back. 252 00:11:45,112 --> 00:11:46,564 How are you going to get people to drink it? 253 00:11:46,564 --> 00:11:47,915 I'll think of something. 254 00:11:54,957 --> 00:11:56,458 Happy Pride. 255 00:11:56,959 --> 00:12:01,413 How's it going? 256 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,915 Fuck, I hate this. 257 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:06,369 Try a Papaya-Sauvignon. 258 00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:07,854 Ew. 259 00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:10,846 Any other night, 260 00:12:10,857 --> 00:12:13,349 I'd go home, log on to cumquick.com 261 00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:16,362 and get it over with. But no, it's Pride. 262 00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:17,363 You actually want to experience 263 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:18,865 some of this sexual freedom 264 00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:21,368 we supposedly fought so hard for. 265 00:12:21,368 --> 00:12:24,371 There's something hard for ya. 266 00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:26,373 Yeah, right. 267 00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:27,825 He's checking you out. 268 00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:31,195 Why would he be checking... 269 00:12:31,195 --> 00:12:32,196 me? 270 00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:43,591 Teddy? Holy shit! 271 00:12:43,591 --> 00:12:44,576 Teddy... 272 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,954 Well that's one way to leave a lasting impression. 273 00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:56,455 Word of advice, 274 00:12:56,455 --> 00:12:58,457 next time you got nuts in your mouth, 275 00:12:58,457 --> 00:13:02,379 Suck, don't chew. 276 00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:04,848 Happy Pride, how's it going? 277 00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:06,850 Oh, you know... 278 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:09,800 enjoying the flow of air through my esophagus. 279 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,821 So, you want to go? 280 00:13:16,728 --> 00:13:18,212 Really? 281 00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:20,665 Ah... sure. Ah... 282 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:23,167 Okay! Uh, we... gotta go! 283 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,653 We're going! 284 00:13:25,653 --> 00:13:27,121 Now see ya! 285 00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:29,958 Way to go, Mr. Peanut. 286 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:34,346 Wow. Pride is a magical time. 287 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,948 - Wanna dance? - Sure. 288 00:14:01,776 --> 00:14:03,277 Uncle Vic, what are you doing here? 289 00:14:03,778 --> 00:14:05,279 Michael! 290 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:09,717 Even older gay men can celebrate Pride. Right? 291 00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:10,217 Right. 292 00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:13,155 Just don't overdo. 293 00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:14,606 It's Godiva. 294 00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:22,447 When? 295 00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,933 A little while ago. 296 00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:28,905 I was visiting a friend over at the hospice. 297 00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:30,907 I... I was just there, I... 298 00:14:30,907 --> 00:14:33,910 took her her dress. 299 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:37,413 Sometimes it happens very quickly. 300 00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:39,416 And that can be a blessing. 301 00:14:50,777 --> 00:14:53,615 Yes. Yeah. 302 00:14:57,051 --> 00:14:57,969 Yes! 303 00:15:00,905 --> 00:15:02,874 Oh... God! 304 00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:05,360 That was amazing. 305 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,861 Wasn't that amazing? 306 00:15:07,295 --> 00:15:10,733 Yeah. Amazing. 307 00:15:16,705 --> 00:15:19,708 Ohh... oh. 308 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,713 You... 309 00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:25,715 you hungry? 310 00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:27,217 You want some chips or anything? 311 00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:29,719 - No, thanks. - So, uh... 312 00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,655 are you going to the parade on sunday? 313 00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,607 Yeah, I'll be there. 314 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,058 Maybe we can go together. 315 00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:38,462 You know, if you'd like. 316 00:15:38,913 --> 00:15:41,916 Here, uh... 317 00:15:43,918 --> 00:15:46,420 Here. Uh... 318 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,922 this is... 319 00:15:47,922 --> 00:15:49,423 this is me. 320 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,376 I'm Ted. 321 00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:53,879 Great. 322 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:55,380 See ya. 323 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,382 See ya. 324 00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:08,745 Yeah. 325 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,165 Yeah, that's great. 326 00:16:15,134 --> 00:16:16,119 That's nice. 327 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,119 Michelangelo. 328 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,051 I'm getting there. 329 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,990 Brian's been helping me with my exercises. 330 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:38,974 Yeah, I bet. 331 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,460 "Squeeze tighter, pull harder." 332 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,395 Hey! 333 00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:45,265 Big day tomorrow. 334 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,684 I can't wait. 335 00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,185 I remember my first march, 336 00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:50,653 after the Stonewall riots. 337 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,605 In the stone age. 338 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,508 There were no more than 25 of us that first year. 339 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,577 That's all? 340 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,018 You thinking coming out's tough now, 341 00:17:58,029 --> 00:17:59,964 you should've been around back then. 342 00:18:00,464 --> 00:18:00,965 Hey, guys! 343 00:18:01,432 --> 00:18:02,433 Get a load of this! 344 00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:08,389 Great, huh? 345 00:18:08,389 --> 00:18:10,392 And check this out! 346 00:18:10,392 --> 00:18:12,394 Ta-da! 347 00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:14,365 I had it made in honour 348 00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,380 of our first time walking together. 349 00:18:15,881 --> 00:18:16,882 Isn't it adorable? 350 00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:18,350 Swear to me that you didn't get one. 351 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,788 Hey, ma, uh, you want a doughnut? 352 00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:24,290 You're not! 353 00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,209 What, I didn't say anything. 354 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:28,644 You didn't have to. 355 00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:30,646 I know, I'm your mother. 356 00:18:31,147 --> 00:18:33,649 - It's not that I don't want to. - Then why? 357 00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:35,084 What's your excuse this time? 358 00:18:35,084 --> 00:18:37,086 I just... 359 00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:40,010 I just can't. 360 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,996 It's easy for you to... wave banners and... 361 00:18:45,996 --> 00:18:50,000 and march around. You've got nothing to lose. 362 00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:52,454 Hell, you're not even gay! 363 00:18:52,454 --> 00:18:56,458 Well, I'm the next best thing. 364 00:18:56,458 --> 00:19:02,363 And I'm damn proud of it! 365 00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:05,789 - You better be marchin'. - Yeah. 366 00:19:10,289 --> 00:19:14,293 Okay, let's continue with our posters. 367 00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:15,795 This is a nice one, huh? 368 00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:18,217 It is. 369 00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:23,203 - Smart? - Yes. 370 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:27,207 - Sexy? - Yes! 371 00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:30,710 Pierced pussy? 372 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,713 How the hell would I know? 373 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,216 In other words, the legendary Leda 374 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,718 - lives up to her legend. - Better. 375 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,720 Compared to her, I'm just some bland... 376 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,223 flabby hausfrau. 377 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,724 You popped out a kid. 378 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,226 It's not your fault that you're not as... 379 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:50,182 - tight as you once were. - Fuck you! 380 00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:53,118 Don't worry. Some women are attracted to stretch marks. 381 00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:56,004 I do not have stretch marks! 382 00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:58,974 Say it! 383 00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:02,479 I do not have stretch marks! Ow! 384 00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:12,755 Thanks. 385 00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:17,661 Don't forget these. 386 00:20:19,129 --> 00:20:21,632 Paying for it now? 387 00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:25,052 I suppose older gentlemen have to do that. 388 00:20:25,052 --> 00:20:28,055 I know this may be harder to swallow 389 00:20:28,055 --> 00:20:31,443 - than his 10-inch dick, but... - Ooh. 390 00:20:31,443 --> 00:20:33,428 "Poolside" 391 00:20:33,428 --> 00:20:35,920 has just become "Pool Boy". 392 00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:37,382 Oh, I hate that shit. 393 00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:39,851 Everybody does. 394 00:20:39,851 --> 00:20:42,354 But once the fags see this label, 395 00:20:42,354 --> 00:20:45,358 they'll want to lap him up. 396 00:20:45,358 --> 00:20:48,861 Poole beverages? 397 00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:51,831 Do you know who that guy is? 398 00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:54,333 Yeah. 399 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,769 - So? - So? 400 00:20:56,769 --> 00:20:58,255 He hates us. 401 00:20:58,255 --> 00:21:00,257 What he does with his money is his business. 402 00:21:00,257 --> 00:21:03,176 Except when it hurts us, then it's our business. 403 00:21:03,677 --> 00:21:09,583 That is my business. 404 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:15,039 She was so excited about Pride. 405 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:19,043 She said, "Honey, if I have to wheel myself out there 406 00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:21,496 on a board like 'porgy and bess', 407 00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:25,416 I'm goin'." 408 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,854 She wanted her hair to be the biggest; 409 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,356 Her gown, 410 00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:35,811 To be the glitteriest... 411 00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:36,812 just, uh... 412 00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:39,315 just so everyone would... 413 00:21:39,315 --> 00:21:40,800 would know that nothing, 414 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,770 Not even aids... 415 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:48,224 could keep her down. 416 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,611 Not going to be the same without her. 417 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,063 Unless... 418 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,050 Unless? 419 00:21:56,050 --> 00:21:57,551 Unless you wear it. 420 00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:01,489 Yeah. 421 00:22:03,424 --> 00:22:04,925 Honey, I couldn't fill her bra. 422 00:22:05,426 --> 00:22:08,300 Much less her shoes. 423 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,803 Would you mind if I stayed with her 424 00:22:14,803 --> 00:22:17,743 a little while? 425 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,703 Ah, that's good. 426 00:22:30,703 --> 00:22:36,977 Don't go too fast. 427 00:22:36,977 --> 00:22:42,132 Justin! 428 00:22:42,132 --> 00:22:44,535 What are you doing here? 429 00:22:44,535 --> 00:22:46,970 Having a blast. Time of my life. 430 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:51,409 My 500 hours of community service. What the fuck do you think? 431 00:22:51,409 --> 00:22:53,395 What about you? Got AIDS? 432 00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:54,896 No. 433 00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:55,814 You will. 434 00:22:55,814 --> 00:23:00,675 Sooner or later... All you fags end up here. 435 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:10,680 Okay. Let's give this bitch a whirl! 436 00:23:12,064 --> 00:23:13,065 Whoo! 437 00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:17,036 It works! 438 00:23:17,036 --> 00:23:18,037 Hop on! 439 00:23:18,037 --> 00:23:19,039 What? 440 00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:21,525 Grab a helmet, come with me. 441 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,959 Some other time. 442 00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:27,297 How about tomorrow? 443 00:23:27,297 --> 00:23:29,800 I thought we're marching with the marriage initiative. 444 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,787 It's a parade. Do we always have to be so fucking correct? 445 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,739 Can't we have a little fun for a change? 446 00:23:34,739 --> 00:23:35,723 Huh, with Leda? 447 00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:37,692 You gotta admit, Leda's fun. 448 00:23:37,692 --> 00:23:40,094 And she's also your ex, and I'm your partner. 449 00:23:40,094 --> 00:23:41,596 You should be thinking about us. 450 00:23:41,596 --> 00:23:44,008 And when don't I? Does it always have to be Mel and Linz? 451 00:23:44,082 --> 00:23:45,550 We are Mel and Linz. 452 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,052 And I happen to like that quite a bit. 453 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,987 - I thought you did too. - Oh, for Chrissakes. 454 00:23:49,488 --> 00:23:51,440 - You're not going to try and... - Make you feel guilty? 455 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,855 Go on. Go ride your bitch with the girls. 456 00:24:09,826 --> 00:24:11,327 Well it looks 457 00:24:11,327 --> 00:24:14,832 like my marketing sample's a big success. 458 00:24:14,832 --> 00:24:15,750 Yeah, and all you had to do 459 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,752 was put a guy in a swimsuit on the label. 460 00:24:17,752 --> 00:24:19,220 Don't these people have any taste? 461 00:24:19,703 --> 00:24:21,188 After where their tongues have been? 462 00:24:21,188 --> 00:24:24,141 Never fear. They also have no memory of brand loyalty. 463 00:24:24,141 --> 00:24:25,576 Couple of months, 464 00:24:25,576 --> 00:24:27,928 Pool Boy will be forgotten like a bad fuck. 465 00:24:27,928 --> 00:24:28,930 But by then, 466 00:24:28,930 --> 00:24:30,365 I'll have paid off my loft. 467 00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:32,367 Speaking of fucks... 468 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:34,336 There's Troy. 469 00:24:34,336 --> 00:24:36,221 How was he? 470 00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:38,223 Massive. 471 00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:39,924 I'm still bow-legged. 472 00:24:40,675 --> 00:24:42,160 Why, Theodore Schmidt, 473 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,162 you sex pig, you. 474 00:24:43,162 --> 00:24:44,664 I didn't know you had it in you. 475 00:24:44,664 --> 00:24:46,599 Oh, I had it in me all right. 476 00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:47,600 You're going to see him again? 477 00:24:48,084 --> 00:24:49,535 Ah, we talked about it. 478 00:24:49,535 --> 00:24:50,470 Then go over there. 479 00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:51,904 Take him a Pool Boy. 480 00:24:52,405 --> 00:24:54,841 I want to date him, not poison him. 481 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:58,328 Look at them. Partying. 482 00:24:58,328 --> 00:25:00,330 Don't they know Godiva's dead? 483 00:25:00,831 --> 00:25:02,332 Why should these pups give a shit 484 00:25:02,332 --> 00:25:06,000 about some old queen who died of AIDS? 485 00:25:06,687 --> 00:25:09,189 I'm allowed to say that. 486 00:25:09,189 --> 00:25:12,177 I'm an old queen who has AIDS. 487 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,646 But doesn't it upset you? 488 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:17,582 - I mean... - That it could be me next? 489 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:19,551 I think of that. 490 00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,469 I think of it every day. 491 00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:24,907 Now come have a cocktail. And for once... 492 00:25:24,907 --> 00:25:27,344 I don't mean a handful of pills. 493 00:25:28,344 --> 00:25:32,233 Take a look at the blondie sweet cheeks over there... 494 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:35,234 Hey. 495 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,202 Hey. 496 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,705 Huh? 497 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,207 Ted. 498 00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:45,178 Ted. Right, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ted. 499 00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:48,632 That was so amazing last night. 500 00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,617 So, ah... 501 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,504 you still up for going to the parade tomorrow? 502 00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:55,423 Huh? 503 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:56,424 The parade. 504 00:25:56,924 --> 00:25:58,325 You know, we talked about it. 505 00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,427 Yeah, I was thinking, uh, 506 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,429 - Maybe we could do a champagne brunch... - Look, buddy, 507 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:05,366 I was just doing my good deed for the year. 508 00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:08,871 - Good deed? What... - Yes, it's... 509 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,840 It's kind of like a tradition. For Pride, 510 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,827 I go out, find some guy... like you, 511 00:26:15,827 --> 00:26:18,330 and I give him a break. I give him... 512 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:20,249 I give him me. 513 00:26:20,249 --> 00:26:22,252 The fuck of his life. 514 00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:25,221 Something he can remember. It's like a souvenir. 515 00:26:25,722 --> 00:26:30,727 It's my way of giving back to the community. 516 00:26:31,227 --> 00:26:32,729 I see. 517 00:26:32,729 --> 00:26:37,184 Hey, this year you're the lucky recipient. 518 00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:40,671 Happy Pride. 519 00:26:40,671 --> 00:26:42,673 Let's go, guys. 520 00:26:42,673 --> 00:26:44,124 See ya. 521 00:26:52,117 --> 00:26:54,619 So, did you see 'em? 522 00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:58,613 Huh, did ya... did you see the way they lapped this shit up? 523 00:26:58,623 --> 00:27:01,126 Shhh. Don't wake Justin. 524 00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:03,108 The best part... The best part 525 00:27:03,129 --> 00:27:06,132 is that the old geezer who makes this shit hates fags. 526 00:27:06,132 --> 00:27:08,134 Is that a scream or what? 527 00:27:08,134 --> 00:27:11,137 Definitely or what. As in, "What are you doing 528 00:27:11,137 --> 00:27:13,639 helping a creep like that?" 529 00:27:13,639 --> 00:27:15,641 Well, for the pure... 530 00:27:16,142 --> 00:27:18,645 poetic irony. 531 00:27:18,645 --> 00:27:20,647 Cool, huh? 532 00:27:21,148 --> 00:27:22,649 Or should I say... 533 00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:24,151 cooler? 534 00:27:24,151 --> 00:27:26,570 I saw him. 535 00:27:27,070 --> 00:27:29,439 Chris Hobbs. 536 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,942 Another dream? 537 00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:32,944 No, he was at the hospice. 538 00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,379 What the fuck was he doing there? 539 00:27:34,379 --> 00:27:36,814 It's where they assigned him his community service. 540 00:27:37,315 --> 00:27:39,801 Is that some sort of sick joke? 541 00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:40,802 Did he do anything? 542 00:27:40,802 --> 00:27:43,221 He said that he hopes I get AIDS and die. 543 00:27:43,221 --> 00:27:46,093 Piece of shit! 544 00:27:48,594 --> 00:27:55,534 Forget it. 545 00:27:56,035 --> 00:27:59,539 Get some sleep. 546 00:27:59,539 --> 00:28:03,493 - You have a big day tomorrow. - I'm not going. 547 00:28:03,994 --> 00:28:05,478 And miss your first Pride? 548 00:28:05,478 --> 00:28:07,947 What am I supposed to be proud of? 549 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:11,901 That I got bashed and didn't die? 550 00:28:11,901 --> 00:28:13,387 If he doesn't want to go, don't make him. 551 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:14,805 Stay out of it. 552 00:28:15,306 --> 00:28:16,741 Sure. 553 00:28:16,741 --> 00:28:18,743 Although you have to admire the pure, poetic irony 554 00:28:19,243 --> 00:28:20,244 of seeing you, of all people, 555 00:28:20,244 --> 00:28:22,697 try to encourage him to go to Pride when... 556 00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:24,131 this is what you're proud of? 557 00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:25,767 Yeah, and what are you proud of? 558 00:28:25,777 --> 00:28:34,069 That you're too piss-in-your-pants afraid to march with your own goddamn mother? 559 00:28:34,076 --> 00:28:37,029 Fuck you! 560 00:28:46,489 --> 00:28:50,943 Look at you! My rainbow baby! 561 00:28:50,943 --> 00:28:52,445 You ready to march in the parade 562 00:28:52,445 --> 00:29:00,804 and see all the people? 563 00:29:00,804 --> 00:29:03,791 Nice day for a parade. 564 00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:05,776 Uh-huh. 565 00:29:05,776 --> 00:29:08,278 Hey, there, cutie... 566 00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:09,781 Melanie's out doing a... 567 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,783 a practice run. 568 00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:13,284 Ah, come on. 569 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:17,272 Come on, sweetie. It's time for your ride. 570 00:29:17,272 --> 00:29:18,239 Listen, I'm sorry 571 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:20,675 if your plans got fucked up, but... 572 00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,160 I didn't force her. 573 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,096 Well, you sure didn't stop her. 574 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,598 That bike was practically forgotten 575 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,099 until you had to remind her. 576 00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:30,008 Something tells me that it was in her thoughts 577 00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:32,021 before I blew into town. 578 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:35,925 And why would she be thinking about some old motorcycle? 579 00:29:35,925 --> 00:29:39,362 You tell me. 580 00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,364 Because perhaps zooming around on a motorcycle 581 00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:44,868 beats the shit out of cleaning up baby puke and nursing earaches. 582 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,772 Of course it does. 583 00:29:48,772 --> 00:29:50,207 But that's not why you're together, 584 00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:51,709 for a few cheap thrills. 585 00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:54,145 It's just been a while 586 00:29:54,145 --> 00:29:56,647 since I've seen the light in her eyes, and... 587 00:29:56,647 --> 00:29:58,149 hear her sound as excited as she did, 588 00:29:58,149 --> 00:30:00,151 reliving the glory days with you. 589 00:30:00,651 --> 00:30:02,653 She just needs to feel all that horsepower 590 00:30:02,653 --> 00:30:08,093 roarin' between her legs one more time. 591 00:30:08,093 --> 00:30:10,829 Then it's back to the garage for another six years. 592 00:30:10,829 --> 00:30:12,831 Huh. 593 00:30:14,299 --> 00:30:23,193 You should try it. 594 00:30:23,193 --> 00:30:25,628 This is Alan Appel, live on Liberty Avenue. 595 00:30:26,129 --> 00:30:29,132 And the parade is just gaining momentum now, folks. 596 00:30:29,132 --> 00:30:31,634 The revellers are collecting here from... 597 00:30:32,135 --> 00:30:37,641 C, O, C, K, A, T, W, O. 598 00:30:37,641 --> 00:30:39,143 Cockatwo. 599 00:30:39,643 --> 00:30:41,579 Isn't cockatoo spelled with a T-O-O 600 00:30:41,579 --> 00:30:43,581 instead of a T-W-O? 601 00:30:43,581 --> 00:30:45,583 Not if you're having more than one. 602 00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,587 ...quite astonishing, there, uh... 603 00:30:48,587 --> 00:30:53,525 - Fantastic floats... - Can we turn this off, please? 604 00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:55,516 Of all days not to have "Lucy" reruns. 605 00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:57,412 Don't watch. 606 00:30:57,913 --> 00:30:58,914 Fine. I won't. 607 00:30:59,414 --> 00:31:01,350 God, look at him. 608 00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:03,289 Or him. 609 00:31:06,789 --> 00:31:08,224 Maybe you should go down there for a little while. 610 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:12,228 You know, it might make you feel better. 611 00:31:12,228 --> 00:31:15,732 Wouldn't be the same without Godiva. 612 00:31:15,732 --> 00:31:19,236 But if, um... if you guys want to go, go. Go ahead. 613 00:31:19,736 --> 00:31:20,737 Not me. 614 00:31:20,737 --> 00:31:22,739 You really should go, Michael. 615 00:31:22,739 --> 00:31:25,742 Make your mother happy. 616 00:31:25,742 --> 00:31:26,727 How can I? 617 00:31:26,727 --> 00:31:29,214 God, just be brave. 618 00:31:29,714 --> 00:31:30,715 Like Godiva was. 619 00:31:30,715 --> 00:31:32,718 Godiva was a drag queen. 620 00:31:32,728 --> 00:31:35,220 And, as she used to say, 621 00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:37,722 "It takes more courage to wear a dress for an hour 622 00:31:37,722 --> 00:31:39,724 than it does to wear a suit for a lifetime." 623 00:31:39,724 --> 00:31:42,176 Well, I guess I'm not as brave as she was. 624 00:31:42,176 --> 00:31:47,132 I guess not. 625 00:31:47,132 --> 00:31:49,118 There, um... 626 00:31:49,118 --> 00:31:51,120 there's one way you could go to the parade 627 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,122 And no one would know. 628 00:31:53,122 --> 00:31:54,106 Don't even think about it. 629 00:31:54,607 --> 00:31:56,075 "We can rebuild him, 630 00:31:56,075 --> 00:31:57,544 we have the technology." 631 00:31:57,544 --> 00:31:59,029 - Get away from me. - All I have to do 632 00:31:59,029 --> 00:32:00,530 is cinch it a little at the waist. 633 00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:04,317 No! 634 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,123 That's a babe! 635 00:32:10,123 --> 00:32:12,627 Oh yeah, totally! 636 00:32:12,627 --> 00:32:14,128 What's your name? 637 00:32:14,128 --> 00:32:15,112 Mr. Poole. 638 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:19,533 Glad you could make it. 639 00:32:19,984 --> 00:32:21,936 - What is this place? - From the crowd, 640 00:32:21,936 --> 00:32:24,438 I suspect it's a homosexual drinking establishment. 641 00:32:24,438 --> 00:32:25,407 A gay bar? 642 00:32:29,278 --> 00:32:31,246 Why did you tell me to meet you here? 643 00:32:31,246 --> 00:32:34,666 I want to introduce you to the hottest new drink on the market. 644 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:36,168 "Pool Boy". 645 00:32:36,168 --> 00:32:39,622 I changed the name and I gave it a new look. 646 00:32:40,123 --> 00:32:41,107 Quite attractive. 647 00:32:41,107 --> 00:32:42,592 If I do say so myself. 648 00:32:43,076 --> 00:32:45,561 And, they can't sell 'em fast enough. 649 00:32:46,062 --> 00:32:47,997 Oh, this is your idea? 650 00:32:47,997 --> 00:32:49,432 Yeah, it's going to save your ass. 651 00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:50,867 I don't want my ass saved. 652 00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:51,868 Two more Pool Boys. 653 00:32:52,368 --> 00:32:53,804 Not by these people. 654 00:32:53,804 --> 00:32:55,806 I think you do. 655 00:32:55,806 --> 00:32:58,792 In fact, you should've been marketing to them in the first place. 656 00:32:58,792 --> 00:32:59,793 Fags? 657 00:32:59,793 --> 00:33:02,680 Their money's as green as the next. 658 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,182 Well, they can keep their money. 659 00:33:05,182 --> 00:33:07,686 Tell that to your shareholders Monday, 660 00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:10,689 that you turned your back on a consumer market 661 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:15,195 With an annual disposable income of hundreds of billions of dollars. 662 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:20,181 I can deliver them to you, but... 663 00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,601 first, I think you should show your community support 664 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:26,605 by making a nice, big contribution to, say... 665 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:28,107 the Gay Marriage Initiative. 666 00:34:22,132 --> 00:34:24,134 I told you I didn't want to come here. 667 00:34:24,134 --> 00:34:26,086 Well, you're here. 668 00:34:26,086 --> 00:34:28,088 And, you're queer. So... 669 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:29,089 enjoy it. 670 00:34:29,556 --> 00:34:31,057 It's just a big freak show. 671 00:34:31,057 --> 00:34:33,060 Oh, did you think you were going to find pride at the parade? 672 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,979 So what the fuck are we doing here? 673 00:34:34,979 --> 00:34:38,336 We're just making sure Chris Hobbs doesn't win. 674 00:34:42,336 --> 00:34:46,149 Now you should go march with your mommy. 675 00:34:54,649 --> 00:34:56,084 Theodore Schmidt. 676 00:34:56,585 --> 00:34:59,020 Fancy running into you here. 677 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,023 And all alone. 678 00:35:01,023 --> 00:35:02,508 Where's your hot new boyfriend? 679 00:35:02,508 --> 00:35:03,960 Oh he, uh, couldn't make it. 680 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,461 Oh, I thought maybe he didn't want to be seen 681 00:35:05,461 --> 00:35:09,416 with this year's Gay Pride pity fuck. 682 00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:12,869 You bastard. How did you know? 683 00:35:12,869 --> 00:35:14,805 - I know Troy. - Thanks for warning me. 684 00:35:15,305 --> 00:35:16,790 You act like a pussy, get treated like a pussy. 685 00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:19,176 I'm not a pussy! 686 00:35:19,176 --> 00:35:22,629 "Happy Pride, how's it going?" 687 00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:26,099 All right. I'll do my bit for Pride. 688 00:35:26,099 --> 00:35:28,603 My way of giving back to the community. 689 00:35:28,603 --> 00:35:30,104 Next time, try this: 690 00:35:30,104 --> 00:35:31,606 "I'm gonna rip your fucking clothes off 691 00:35:32,106 --> 00:35:35,593 and make you sit on my nine-inch dick." 692 00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:37,095 But I don't have a nine-inch dick. 693 00:35:37,579 --> 00:35:40,031 Well, if you're good, he won't care. 694 00:35:40,031 --> 00:35:42,451 Try it. I dare ya. 695 00:35:42,451 --> 00:35:43,953 ... nine-inch dick... 696 00:35:43,953 --> 00:35:45,387 ...make you... 697 00:35:45,387 --> 00:35:46,355 ...rip off... 698 00:35:46,856 --> 00:35:47,356 ...rip off your clothes... 699 00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:49,358 Hello, sweetheart. 700 00:35:49,842 --> 00:35:50,843 Did you hear that, Gus? 701 00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:51,844 Daddy called you sweetheart. 702 00:35:51,844 --> 00:35:53,779 Do you mind taking him for me? 703 00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:54,766 Gus. 704 00:35:56,766 --> 00:35:58,251 Whoa, mama. 705 00:35:58,251 --> 00:35:59,753 - Mama needs a few hours off... - I see. 706 00:36:00,253 --> 00:36:06,209 To be with her mama. 707 00:36:06,209 --> 00:36:07,210 There she is. 708 00:36:10,598 --> 00:36:11,582 Whoa, baby. 709 00:36:11,582 --> 00:36:13,017 Mind if we ride together? 710 00:36:13,017 --> 00:36:15,987 Honey, I love it when we ride together. 711 00:36:15,987 --> 00:36:16,921 Where's Gus? 712 00:36:16,921 --> 00:36:17,905 Over there. 713 00:36:17,905 --> 00:36:20,363 You owe me for this! 714 00:36:24,863 --> 00:36:25,831 Okay, 715 00:36:25,831 --> 00:36:28,722 rev 'em up. Whoo! 716 00:36:37,159 --> 00:36:38,611 That's his kid. 717 00:36:38,611 --> 00:36:41,614 Cute, isn't he? 718 00:36:42,115 --> 00:36:45,068 Happy Pride! 719 00:36:55,396 --> 00:36:57,898 I had no idea there were so many. 720 00:36:58,399 --> 00:36:59,400 Queers? 721 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,902 People. 722 00:37:01,902 --> 00:37:04,907 I'm proud of you, Justin. 723 00:37:06,408 --> 00:37:09,415 I'm proud of you too, mom. 724 00:37:20,356 --> 00:37:22,291 Honey, just so you know, this is P-Flag. 725 00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:27,730 but you're welcome to walk with us if... 726 00:37:27,730 --> 00:37:28,731 Michael! 727 00:37:28,731 --> 00:37:30,666 - Shh! - Is that you in there? 728 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,168 Shut up and keep marching, ma. 729 00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:35,639 Looks like Godiva's here after all. 730 00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:38,575 You bet she is. 731 00:37:38,575 --> 00:37:41,078 You go, girl! 732 00:37:41,078 --> 00:37:42,079 Whoo! 733 00:37:42,496 --> 00:37:44,498 Oh, Michael! 734 00:37:44,498 --> 00:37:47,935 You look fucking gorgeous, do you know that? 735 00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:49,921 Don't smudge my makeup! 736 00:37:49,921 --> 00:37:52,423 Sorry. 737 00:37:52,423 --> 00:37:55,429 Oh, Michael, I love you! 738 00:37:58,429 --> 00:38:01,432 What... 739 00:38:04,887 --> 00:38:05,888 Hi, boys. 740 00:38:05,888 --> 00:38:09,758 Ooh. 741 00:38:09,758 --> 00:38:11,260 So, which one of you is a real man? 742 00:38:11,744 --> 00:38:12,711 We all are. 743 00:38:12,711 --> 00:38:15,130 What about you? 744 00:38:15,130 --> 00:38:16,633 You tell me. 745 00:38:24,391 --> 00:38:25,892 See you, loverboy. 746 00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:50,252 I'll rip off your clothes 747 00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:52,754 and make you sit on my nine-inch dick. 748 00:38:52,754 --> 00:38:54,756 I'm going to rip off your clothes 749 00:38:55,257 --> 00:38:57,259 and make you sit on my nine-inch dick. 750 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,263 - What? - I'm going to... 751 00:39:00,263 --> 00:39:01,764 It's what Brian told me to say. 752 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:06,252 That'll get you into trouble for sure. 753 00:39:06,252 --> 00:39:07,754 I hope so. 754 00:39:07,754 --> 00:39:09,255 I'm going to rip off your clothes... 755 00:39:09,255 --> 00:39:12,176 Excuse me? 756 00:39:12,176 --> 00:39:15,679 Uh, ah... 757 00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:18,182 Ah... nothing. 758 00:39:18,182 --> 00:39:19,616 Happy Pride. 759 00:39:19,616 --> 00:39:24,054 How's it going? 760 00:39:24,054 --> 00:39:27,992 I was going to ask you the same thing. 761 00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:29,994 Uh, can I, uh... can I get you a drink? 762 00:39:30,445 --> 00:39:32,497 - Yeah. - All right. 763 00:39:32,564 --> 00:39:36,868 Happy Pride! 764 00:39:36,868 --> 00:39:38,870 I'll be glad when Pride's over 765 00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:41,373 so we can all go back to being ashamed. 766 00:39:41,824 --> 00:39:42,824 Oh, you're just grumpy 767 00:39:42,825 --> 00:39:43,826 'cause you had to look after Gus all day 768 00:39:43,826 --> 00:39:44,827 and no one hit on you. 769 00:39:44,827 --> 00:39:47,296 Plenty of people hit on me. 770 00:39:47,296 --> 00:39:50,299 Unfortunately, they all happened to be lesbians wanting my sperm. 771 00:39:50,299 --> 00:39:59,226 Ah, here's your chance. Not too late. 772 00:39:59,226 --> 00:40:01,228 Where you going? 773 00:40:01,228 --> 00:40:03,730 I'm leaving you to your wicked ways. 774 00:40:04,231 --> 00:40:05,732 Go find a stud, ask him to dance. 775 00:40:34,263 --> 00:40:38,618 Hey, stud. 776 00:40:38,618 --> 00:40:39,619 You wanna dance? 777 00:40:40,103 --> 00:40:42,974 Shut up. 778 00:40:45,475 --> 00:40:48,899 I promise you won't forget this one. 779 00:41:36,446 --> 00:41:40,951 You care to dance, sugar? 780 00:41:40,951 --> 00:41:41,952 I'd love to. 781 00:41:49,444 --> 00:41:51,402 Hey, I have all their albums. 782 00:41:51,412 --> 00:41:52,413 I love that. 783 00:41:52,413 --> 00:41:53,915 I do as well. 784 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:10,915 Come on, Mikey. Let's dance.