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♪ ("THE WHITE LOTUS"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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- (WATER FLOWING)
- (BIRDS CALLING)

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(INSECTS CHIRPING)

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(ANIMALS CALLING, CHITTERING)

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(MONKEY HOOTING)

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♪ (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

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(WIND HOWLING)

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♪ (MUSIC TURNS OMINOUS, FADES) ♪

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AMRITA: My name is Amrita.

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- Zion.
- AMRITA: Zion?

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- Yeah. Thank you.
- AMRITA: Beautiful name.

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How do you find Thailand?

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Well, you know,
I just got here, but I like it.

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Um, I grew up in Hawaii.
It's actually...

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- AMRITA: Ah.
- really similar.

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Except there's no monkeys in Hawaii.

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- (AMRITA CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.

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It's actually crazy seeing them
up in the trees, you know?

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AMRITA: Hmm.

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(MONKEY CALLING)

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Is it your first time meditating?

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No. No, no, no. My mom,
she's all into the, you know,

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spiritual stuff. (INHALES)

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Yeah, she just sent me here

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'cause she knows
I've been pretty stressed out.

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Just finishing finals and, um...

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you know, some other stuff.

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Okay. Shall we begin?

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Yeah, yeah, let's... let's do it.

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Just close your eyes for me.

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(EXHALES)

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Take a moment to settle...

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and focus on your breathing.

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Inhale...

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(CHIMES TINKLING)

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And exhale, fully release.

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(EXHALES DEEPLY)

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Let us calm
our chattering monkey minds...

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and find in the silence

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what is timeless.

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- Breathe in...
- (INHALES DEEPLY)

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Slowly, and breathe out.

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(BOTH EXHALING DEEPLY)

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(GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE)

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Let the sounds
of the external world fade away.

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And focus only on your breath.

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(EXHALES)

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- (GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE)
- (MONKEYS HOOTING IN DISTANCE)

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- Um, ma'am?
- Hmm?

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Ma'am, that's a gun.

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- Huh? Uh...
- Yeah. Yeah.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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- AMRITA: Uh...
- (GUNSHOTS)

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- (MONKEYS SCREECHING)
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AMRITA: Uh...

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- Oh, fuck.
- Okay, uh, stay calm.

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Just stay calm.

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- Uh...
- ZION: My mom's out there.

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- My mom's out there. No, no, no.
- Zion. No, no, no, st...

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- ZION: My mom's out...
- AMRITA: (SCREAMS) Oh my God!

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- (SHATTERED GLASS TINKLING)
- AMRITA: Oh God!

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(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

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(PANTS)

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(MONKEYS SCREECHING)

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- (DISTANT GUNSHOTS)
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(GUNSHOTS)

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- (WORKER PANTING, SPEAKING THAI)
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(WORKERS SPEAKING THAI)

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- Stay down.
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(WATER SPLASHING)

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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

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(GRUNTS, PANTS)

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(DISTANT CHATTER)

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(GRUNTS)

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Please let my mom be okay. Please.

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Oh, Je... Oh, Jesus,
please forgive me of my sins.

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I pray you protect my mom and me.

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Let us get out of here.
In Jesus' name, amen.

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- (GUNSHOTS)
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What the fuck?

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I said don't let anything happen
to my mother, motherfucker!

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- (PANTS)
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♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)

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♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

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(SOUND DISTORTING)

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♪ ("MADE IN THAILAND"
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♪ Made in Thailand ♪

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♪ (SINGING IN THAI) ♪

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♪ (BACKING VOCALIST SINGING) ♪

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LEAD VOCALIST: ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪

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♪ Made in Thailand ♪

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♪ (SINGING IN THAI) ♪

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- ♪ (BACKING VOCALIST SINGING) ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

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♪ Oh, yeah... ♪

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Would you mind taking it over there?

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My wife and I are bothered by the smoke.

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Look, stop your smoking on the boat.

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You don't have to be a dick about it.

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Be a dick about what?

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(INDISTINCT ARGUING)

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♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪

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♪ Made in Thailand ♪

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♪ (SINGING IN THAI) ♪

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- ♪ (BACKING VOCALISTS SINGING) ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah... ♪

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(CHUCKLES)

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(IN THAI)

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GAITOK:

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GAITOK:

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♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪

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(IN ENGLISH) Morning.

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Ni hao.

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Morning.

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Khun Sritala. Khun Sritala!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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FABIAN: Khun Sritala. (PANTS)

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The boat should be here any minute.

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I need more time.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Of course, but it's almost
at the platform.

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Tell them to cruise the bay.

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- Cruise the bay?
- Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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♪ Made in Thailand ♪

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♪ (SINGING IN THAI) ♪

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(SPEAKS THAI)

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GAITOK:

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(MOOK LAUGHS)

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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

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(IN ENGLISH) Hello! Hi!

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Sawatdee kha.

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Welcome to the White Lotus
in Thailand, kha.

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Thank you.

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- MOOK: For you.
- Ooh!

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I'm okay.

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- I don't... I don't need one.
- Take one.

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I'm Fabian, general manager.

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I'm pleased to introduce you
to one of the hotel owners,

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Khun Sritala.

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She is the visionary
behind our wellness program.

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I may be biased, but we are
the best in the world.

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Oh my God. We are so excited to be here.

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Mook is your health mentor for the week.

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She will answer all your questions

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and can escort you to your room.

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- You are so pretty. Wow.
- Khop khun kha.

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- Isn't she so pretty?
- Let's just go to the room.

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MOOK: This way please.

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CHELSEA: Oh my God. You're so pretty.

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What's your name again? Mook? Love that.

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Please stop talking.

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- Wow.
- Whoo!

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Yeah.

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- Hi.
- The Ratliff family, yes?

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- TIMOTHY RATLIFF: That's us.
- FABIAN: How was your flight?

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Long layover in Doha,
but it's all forgotten now.

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We flew over the North Pole.

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How did you find us, may I ask?

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Uh, well, Piper here is a senior,

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- thank you, at Chapel Hill...
- I was also a Tar Heel.

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But Timothy went to Duke.
Saxon graduated Duke.

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Lochlan, our youngest,
just got accepted to both.

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So you can imagine, it's a whole thing.

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And she's a religious studies major.

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So she's writing her thesis on...

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Well, what's your thesis on, Pipe?

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- Dad, don't.
- Yeah, well, it's on Buddhism,

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and there's a monk
at a monastery near here.

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Anyway, she wants to interview him.

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So we made a family road trip of it...

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Pam. Would you please
escort them to the villa?

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- PAM: Certainly.
- Please enjoy.

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Um, right this way.

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- Thank you.
- SRITALA: Enjoy.

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- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

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- Enjoy.
- Enjoy.

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- Hi!
- Oh my God!

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- Hi!
- (GIGGLES) Hi.

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Sawatdee kha. I am Sritala.

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I'm one of the owners.

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Nice to meet you.

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I am a fan. My husband also.

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- JACLYN: Oh.
- We watch your show.

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Aw. Thank you.

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- Are these all your friends?
- Uh, yes,

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- this is Kate and Laurie...
- Hi.

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And we have been friends since forever.

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Yeah, we went to school together
when we were, like,

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- nine years old...
- Yep. Mm-hmm.

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- Through high school.
- Yeah.

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- Old friends.
- No, long-time friends. Not old.

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- (ALL LAUGH)
- Ah, yes.

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You know, we have just been
so busy with our lives,

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and we've been missing each other, so...

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You know, we just live
in different cities.

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And then Jaclyn heard about this place.

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JACLYN: Everyone in LA
is talking about it.

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Sawatdee khrap. Welcome.

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- ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (GIGGLES)

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SRITALA: This is Valentin.
He will be your health mentor.

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- A health mentor?
- Wow.

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- I love it.
- Okay. (GIGGLES)

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He is our best.

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Everyone requests him because...

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- he's handsome.
- (ALL LAUGH)

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I look forward to working with you.

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He is from Russia.

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- Bye!
- Enjoy.

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PORNCHAI: Miss Belinda.
Sawatdee khrap.

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I'm Pornchai.
We have spoken on the phone.

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I'm just so happy to finally meet you.

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We are honored to have you here.
And this is for you.

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Thank you. I'm honored.

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And I'm just so glad
all this worked out.

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And I want to learn everything I can

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and bring the magic back to Maui.

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That's great. Shall we?

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Everyone here is eager to meet you.

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Oh, I can't wait.

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♪ ("MARIA TAMBIÉN"
BY KHRUANGBIN PLAYING) ♪

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SAXON RATLIFF: Sick.

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Fuck yeah.

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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

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Dad. Dad, I know I gave you shit,

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but this place is clutch.

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- I did my research.
- God, you're always right.

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Saxon was our hold-out.

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We usually stay at the Caribbean.

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What? No, no, no, no.
I don't need a vacation, so...

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- I mean, I love working.
- (SCOFFS)

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- What?
- Saxon works for his father.

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They love it.

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- It's Tim's dream.
- It's pretty great.

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How wonderful for you.
How wonderful for you.

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So, how many bedrooms are there?

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Uh, three.

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The master is through the common area,

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and then there is
one bedroom on either side.

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Okay. So, Lochy, you're with me.

246
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,021
- All right.
- Uh, he can sleep with me.

247
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,105
I don't mind.

248
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,816
(SCOFFS) But that'd be weird.

249
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,361
- Why is it weird?
- (FLY BUZZING)

250
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,112
Because brothers and sisters
don't sleep together

251
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,573
after they have full grown, you know...

252
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,827
genitals.

253
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:57,956
- Saxon. That's a bad word.
- What?

254
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,541
(IMITATES CHICKEN CLUCKING)

255
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,503
(SCREAMS) Stop! Stop! Saxon, please!

256
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,546
(SHRIEKS) Stop! Stop! Let me go! Stop.

257
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,299
- We're a normal family. You'll see.
- I don't know.

258
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,385
- PIPER RATLIFF: Seriously!
- Um, what's the... what's the Wi-Fi?

259
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,719
Oh, yeah.

260
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,555
Uh, we don't actually have Wi-Fi
in the villas.

261
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,265
- What?
- What? No Wi-Fi?

262
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:20,269
Yeah. We consider the hotel
to be a digital detox area.

263
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,231
So we actually encourage
our guests to put your phones,

264
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,067
your laptops, your electronics
into this bag.

265
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,529
I will take them.
I will put them in our safe.

266
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,407
And at the end of the week,
we will give them back to you.

267
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,576
And that way, you can just
focus on, um, being present

268
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,744
and each other...

269
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,413
- VICTORIA RATLIFF: Mm-hmm.
- and self-care.

270
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,414
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

271
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,915
This come up in your research, Dad?

272
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,626
- No. Um...
- It's optional.

273
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,586
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.

274
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,338
I think it's a great idea.

275
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,298
The only people I want to see
are right here anyway.

276
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,926
- All right, honey, uh, I just...
- VICTORIA: I'm sick of these phones.

277
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,261
TIMOTHY: It's not realistic.

278
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,971
We will be keeping the phones, Pam.

279
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,098
Okay. Uh, we just ask,

280
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,100
don't take them out
into the common areas

281
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,102
so as not to disturb the other guests.

282
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,437
Can we bring it to the gym?

283
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,772
- Oh my God. Dude, are you dense?
- What? No.

284
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,774
I get a way better pump
if I'm listening to music.

285
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,984
It's a common area.

286
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,278
(LAUGHS) He's so cute.

287
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,487
SAXON: Oh, no, I'm serious.

288
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,614
I mean, what... what... what am I
supposed to do here all week

289
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,700
without my phone?

290
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,202
Eat a bunch of fruit?

291
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,329
Oh, uh... (CHUCKLES)

292
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,915
Well, we do have a lot
of amazing fruit here,

293
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,459
but I wouldn't eat that.

294
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,462
Uh, that is the fruit
of the mighty pong-pong tree,

295
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,589
and the seeds of the fruit are toxic.

296
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,632
Yeah?

297
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:33,968
Could it kill you?

298
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,345
Yeah, it could actually.

299
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,139
It's very poisonous. (CHUCKLES)

300
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,059
Look, I wouldn't worry
about being bored, okay?

301
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,227
Um, 'cause you're each
gonna have a busy schedule

302
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,937
that's based on your own personal goals.

303
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:45,980
What?

304
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,232
Tomorrow,
you'll do your biometrics test.

305
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,611
- I don't want to take a test.
- Okay, okay.

306
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,529
- Is it complicated?
- PAM: No, no, no. You...

307
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,823
- We're jetlagged.
- We get a whole bunch of data,

308
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,325
and I take those results...

309
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,077
- Yeah.
- and I put together

310
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,536
- a personalized plan...
- Yeah. No.

311
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,997
- That best suits your needs.
- Okay, Pam, you seem great.

312
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,665
You're a terrific person.
But we're tired.

313
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,875
We've taken three flights to get here.

314
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,001
So let me make it easy for you.

315
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,669
We just want to have a good time.

316
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,004
And me, I don't...

317
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,672
I just... I just want to work out.

318
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,633
So you take care of us, and believe me,

319
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,053
in a week's time,
I'll take very good care of you.

320
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,513
- All right?
- Thank you so much.

321
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,515
I'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.

322
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,183
Pam's going, everyone. Say bye.

323
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,893
- ALL: Bye.
- Nice to meet you. Welcome.

324
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,186
- VICTORIA: Thank you.
- Welcome.

325
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,605
- See you.
- TIMOTHY: Thanks so much, Pam.

326
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,232
- (SIGHS)
- (SIGHS)

327
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,858
I think I'm going to take a nap.

328
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,193
Oh, are you sure, honey?

329
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,861
You do that and you won't sleep tonight.

330
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,531
- Oh, I'll sleep like a baby.
- Yeah?

331
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,158
(WHISPERS) I'm so happy.

332
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,327
Yeah. Come on.

333
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,663
Let's get you settled.
Let me walk you in.

334
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,872
PIPER: Hey, Lochy,
do you wanna go...

335
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,749
- (TRILLS)
- Stop! Stop.

336
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,750
(LAUGHS)

337
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,544
Do you want to go see the temple
with me?

338
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,337
It's just like a mile down the beach.

339
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,465
- LOCHLAN RATLIFF: Yeah.
- No, we were gonna go to the pool.

340
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,052
I mean, don't you wanna go to the pool?

341
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,928
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

342
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,096
Yeah, well, I'll come...

343
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,764
I'll come with you to the temple,

344
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,725
and then I'll come meet you
at the pool after.

345
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,895
Okay. Yeah, whatever.

346
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,896
- I'll, uh...
- (MOUTHS SILENTLY)

347
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,565
SAXON: I'll see you down there.

348
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,316
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

349
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,569
- ♪ (DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- SAXON: Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

350
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,738
Have fun, son. See you in a bit.

351
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,253
CHELSEA: Yeah, we've been all over.

352
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,131
We've been to Mexico.
We've been to Costa Rica.

353
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,884
But we can go wherever, really,
'cause Rick barely works.

354
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,135
I used to be a yoga teacher.

355
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,511
- Oh, wow.
- CHELSEA: Mm-hmm.

356
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,596
Yeah, that's cool...

357
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,638
But we've been travelling so much.

358
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,307
We were gonna go back to Bali,
but then one day,

359
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,184
he woke up, and he was like,
"We're going to Thailand."

360
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,352
Yeah. And once he gets
an idea in his head,

361
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,272
you can't argue with him.
Isn't that right, babe?

362
00:19:54,816 --> 00:19:56,068
Mm-hmm.

363
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,862
Well, I hope you enjoy Thailand.

364
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,582
Thank you. Oh, hi. Great, the bags.

365
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:03,052
Yeah, you can just
put them in the bedroom.

366
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:04,076
BELLHOP: Okay.

367
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,120
- CHELSEA: Yeah. Sorry they're so heavy.
- BELLHOP: Oh, it's okay.

368
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,540
- CHELSEA: How are you? Thanks.
- BELLHOP: Good. You?

369
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,544
Uh, question for you.

370
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,463
You know that lady on the beach,

371
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,132
- the owner?
- Oh, yes.

372
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,758
Is she married?

373
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,010
Yes, to Khun Jim, Jim Hollinger.

374
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,930
He's a very famous man in Thailand.

375
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,473
Is he here?

376
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,934
No, he's been sick.
He was in hospital here.

377
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,479
Yesterday, he got released,
and he went back to Bangkok.

378
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,358
- He's in Bangkok?
- CHELSEA: This place is insane.

379
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,776
(SOFTLY) Fuck.

380
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,362
Fucking motherfucker.

381
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,865
Of course he is. I need a fucking drink.

382
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,995
Oh, he gets migraines when he flies.

383
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,789
It's no big deal.

384
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,415
MOOK: If you need anything,
please let me know.

385
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,710
- CHELSEA: Thank you so much.
- MOOK: Thank you. Enjoy.

386
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,005
(BIRDS CALLING)

387
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,345
She's so nice! And her name's Mook.

388
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,390
How cute is that? Mook.

389
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,185
Oh my God. Jesus.

390
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,064
We're splurging.
We should always live like this.

391
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,026
(GROANS)

392
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,240
CHELSEA: Let's check out the spa menu.

393
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:32,958
Wow. All these treatments.
(GASPS) You should get a facial.

394
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,003
Rick, the lady in the airport
thought you were my dad.

395
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,213
Okay? You should get
a gentleman's facial.

396
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,339
No.

397
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,300
You know that's the whole reason
why people come here?

398
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,551
This is a wellness center.

399
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,970
That's not why I came here.

400
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,347
Why did you come here?

401
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,725
I wanted to go to Australia.

402
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,644
Well, I told you
that I can't go to Australia.

403
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,105
Why? Would you get arrested?

404
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,025
You're like a fucking
machine gun, you know that?

405
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,360
Enough with the questions.

406
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,906
Oh.

407
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:09,410
Stress management meditation
with Dr. Amrita.

408
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,537
Yeah, you need this.

409
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,331
Yeah, you need to sort your shit out.

410
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,416
You've got issues.

411
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,417
- I've got issues?
- CHELSEA: Mm-hmm.

412
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:17,836
Oh, you're the one who's crazy.

413
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:24,091
Ooh! Hey, maybe we should get
fucked up tonight, you know?

414
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,177
Last hurrah before our detox.

415
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:30,057
Let's have fun! Okay? Think about it.

416
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,268
I love it here! Thank you!

417
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,314
(BIRDS TWITTERING, HOOTING)

418
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:45,364
(INSECTS CHIRPING)

419
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,800
(MONKEYS CHITTERING)

420
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,307
(GASPS) Hi.

421
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,856
Jacs, it's perfect. Are you kidding?

422
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,983
- I have my own pool.
- JACLYN: Are you sure?

423
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,194
- I want you to be happy.
- Hey, guys.

424
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,029
There's like a bunch
of monkeys up in the tree.

425
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,155
- Really?
- LAURIE: Yeah.

426
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,156
Wow.

427
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,534
Just don't feed them.
Monkeys can be aggressive.

428
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,202
- Laurie, how's your room?
- LAURIE: It's great.

429
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,662
I feel like you're
kind of tucked away up there.

430
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,830
I'm happy to switch.

431
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,957
No, I'm fine. The view is incredible.

432
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,292
Anyway, you paid.
You should get first pick.

433
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,503
Oh my gosh. You guys,
I'm happy with anything.

434
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,380
Just being here with
the three of us, I'm in heaven.

435
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,132
I would sleep in a tree.

436
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,217
(SIGHS) That's too generous of you.

437
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,719
That's so nice.

438
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,305
KATE: But we're paying
for our own treatments.

439
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,599
And I'm going to pay for some
of your treatments, too.

440
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,059
(GASPS) Khop khun kha.

441
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,519
- (KATE LAUGHS)
- LAURIE: You guys!

442
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,603
Should I open a bottle?

443
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,855
- JACLYN: Heck yeah!
- Let's open a bottle.

444
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,856
(GIGGLES)

445
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,190
These are the moments
we gotta celebrate.

446
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,859
A hundred percent.

447
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,194
And we're not getting any younger.

448
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,529
Well...

449
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:11,825
except you, Jac. You look amazing.

450
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,577
You look amazing.

451
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:17,204
But you look incredible.

452
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,415
You look incredible.

453
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,127
You look the same
as you did 20 years ago.

454
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,546
Oh, okay. (LAUGHS)

455
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,466
You both do.

456
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,218
Yeah, but you look like you just
got pushed out of a birth canal.

457
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,053
- (KATE LAUGHS)
- Oh, God.

458
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,764
- Who's your doctor?
- Shut up. Who's your doctor?

459
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,266
I don't know why you'd want to know

460
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,393
'cause he's not as good as your doctor.

461
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,855
I haven't done anything.
Except for, you know,

462
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:43,565
a little maintenance.

463
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,567
The basics.

464
00:24:46,483 --> 00:24:47,568
Me too.

465
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,403
- Mm-hmm.
- (LAUGHS)

466
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,989
- Thanks.
- (SIGHS)

467
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,910
To Thailand. To monkeys.

468
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,578
- To self-care.
- (KATE LAUGHS)

469
00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,080
- And a week of new memories.
- Yes.

470
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,665
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

471
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,335
ALL: Cheers.

472
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,423
To the greatest friends
I have ever known.

473
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,426
♪ (SINGER VOCALIZING) ♪

474
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,638
Seriously, you'll never know
how much I love you.

475
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,306
I feel the exact same way.

476
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,558
I look at you two...

477
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,894
It's like I'm looking in a mirror.

478
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,603
(CHUCKLES)

479
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,439
(ALL CHUCKLING)

480
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,735
- ♪ (MELLOW FOLK SONG PLAYING) ♪
- ♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪

481
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,549
Sawatdee kha.
This is for you, Khun Belinda.

482
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,968
Oh my goodness. Thank you so much.

483
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,636
We are so happy to have you here.

484
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,012
It's been a rough couple years,

485
00:25:57,013 --> 00:26:00,140
and when this program opened up,
it was a blessing.

486
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,269
I think the universe knew
I needed something. (LAUGHS)

487
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,854
Anyway, I just want to thank you
in advance

488
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,274
for sharing your knowledge with me.

489
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:10,276
- Khop khun kha.
- Khop khun kha.

490
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:13,195
- (BIRDS TWITTERING)
- (ANIMALS CALLING)

491
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:16,491
It's beautiful. It's truly beautiful.

492
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,829
- Oh my God!
- Oh! What? What?

493
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,205
- Oh! Don't, don't, don't.
- No, no, no.

494
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:26,626
- Oh my God! What was that?
- Uh, monitor lizard.

495
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:31,338
Not dangerous.
No worry, no worry. Come here.

496
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,424
- (GROANS)
- It's okay.

497
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,051
(SHUSHES)

498
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,805
In time, lizards will become
your friends.

499
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,682
BELINDA LINDSEY: No. Uh-uh.
No, Pornchai.

500
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,017
(BOTH LAUGH)

501
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:46,812
PORNCHAI: This is Brahma,
the creator, a Hindu God.

502
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,356
And that is spirit house.

503
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,985
Thai people believe
that spirits are everywhere,

504
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:57,407
so we give them offerings
for good luck and protection.

505
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,503
(WIND WHISTLING)

506
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:14,506
- ♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (CHIMES TINKLING)

507
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,549
(WINGS FLUTTER)

508
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:20,597
(WATER RIPPLING)

509
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:31,815
I pray that your time here
brings you good memories

510
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,400
and good results.

511
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:36,696
Thank you. I pray for that, too.

512
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,242
- PORNCHAI: Okay, careful.
- (BELINDA CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

513
00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:43,411
(PORNCHAI CHUCKLES)

514
00:27:51,711 --> 00:28:00,485
(SPEAKS THAI)

515
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,443
GAITOK:

516
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,618
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

517
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:29,749
(MOOK SIGHS)

518
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,086
(GAITOK CHUCKLES)

519
00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:02,782
GAITOK:

520
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:26,139
♪ (SOOTHING FOLK SONG PLAYING) ♪

521
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:30,351
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

522
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,402
♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪

523
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:25,532
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

524
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,469
♪ ("KUEN KUEN LUENG LUENG"
BY SROENG SANTI PLAYING) ♪

525
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,984
♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪

526
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:43,902
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

527
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:49,407
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

528
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,621
(IN ENGLISH) Should we check it out?

529
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,377
Isn't that why we came here?

530
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,048
I'm just not ready yet.

531
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,927
It's cool though, right?

532
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,388
Yeah? (CHUCKLES)

533
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:21,689
Well, if we're not gonna go in, I might

534
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:23,566
head back.

535
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,525
Okay.

536
00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:26,986
I think I'm gonna stay a little longer.

537
00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:29,029
All right.

538
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,197
PIPER: Thanks for coming with me.

539
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,450
- Yeah. Later.
- Bye.

540
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,050
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

541
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,802
Hey. Hey!

542
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,012
Hey, babe. Come on.

543
00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:55,389
- You fall asleep now...
- (VICTORIA SIGHS)

544
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,848
You're gonna regret it later.

545
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,935
Did we have to go
halfway around the world?

546
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:04,272
Couldn't she write her thesis
on her own religion?

547
00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:07,443
She could have interviewed
the Archbishop of Canterbury.

548
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,113
We could have stayed at Claridge's.

549
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:12,198
TIMOTHY: Hmm.

550
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,537
(SIGHS)

551
00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:20,123
(NOTIFICATION DINGS)

552
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,752
BART NIXON: (OVER VOICEMAIL)
Mr. Ratliff, this is Bart Nixon

553
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:26,920
at the Wall Street Journal.

554
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:29,548
I've been trying to reach you.
I'm on a deadline.

555
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,258
If you could call me back
when you get this

556
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:35,595
at 771-444-5801.

557
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,641
It's somewhat urgent,
so I hope to hear from you soon.

558
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,981
♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

559
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,149
Some guy from the Wall Street Journal

560
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,234
keeps calling me.

561
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:02,749
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

562
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:12,425
Lochy! Loch!

563
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,802
LOCHLAN: Yo.

564
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:18,472
- Yo, how were the monks?
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

565
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,973
LOCHLAN: They were chilling.

566
00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,809
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

567
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,938
Dude, those long plane rides
make me so fucking horny.

568
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:30,026
It's like a lot of hot women
away from home,

569
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,696
no one to answer to,
acting all anonymous.

570
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:37,657
It's like printing money.

571
00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:41,788
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

572
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:44,665
Cougars.

573
00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,378
Hey. Hey.

574
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,548
We saw you guys on the boat earlier.

575
00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:55,342
- Oh, yeah.
- SAXON: Yeah.

576
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:56,594
- Yes, hi.
- SAXON: Hi.

577
00:34:57,518 --> 00:34:58,637
I'm Saxon.

578
00:34:58,638 --> 00:34:59,847
This is my little brother, Lochy.

579
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:02,475
Hi.

580
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,685
You guys should get in the pool.

581
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,605
I mean, the temperature's perfect.

582
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:09,148
Sounds fun.

583
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:14,570
Hey, you're on TV, aren't you?

584
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,198
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
- SAXON: Yeah.

585
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:21,952
Yeah, I... I recognize you. (CHUCKLES)

586
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,412
Yeah, thanks.

587
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,624
Very cool.

588
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,919
All right. I have...

589
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,801
(SIGHS)

590
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,812
Psst! Hey.

591
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,357
How do you... How do you get
a drink around here?

592
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,611
You walk up to the bar,
and you order one.

593
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,204
- (LAUGHS)
- (LOCHLAN CHUCKLES)

594
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,373
(LAUGHS)

595
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:09,750
(LAUGHS)

596
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,296
Hey, it's a numbers game, Loch.

597
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:16,549
You gotta play the numbers.

598
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,678
(CHUCKLES)

599
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:25,391
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

600
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,770
So, I'm... I'm here
the whole three months?

601
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:35,400
- Yes.
- (LAUGHS)

602
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:38,612
You know, you sure know
how to treat a burnt-out bitch.

603
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,822
I mean, there's two beds.
That's perfect.

604
00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:42,157
You know, my son's coming to visit.

605
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,284
Oh, what a lucky young man.

606
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,621
Uh, tomorrow, I'll come by at 9:00,

607
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,289
and I'll walk you to the center.

608
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,749
That's amazing.

609
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,626
Khop khun kha, Pornchai.

610
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,378
Yin dee khrap. Have a pleasant stay.

611
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:56,464
Thank you.

612
00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,051
(BELINDA SIGHS)

613
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,096
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

614
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:08,726
♪ ("THAI SONG" BY
PLAY and PAUSE: WORLD PLAYING) ♪

615
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,354
Okay, then.

616
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,440
(CHUCKLES)

617
00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:26,035
(ANIMALS CALLING)

618
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:41,926
♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪

619
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,365
You know what this reminds me of?

620
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,450
When we did that sketch in school,

621
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,661
and we were all one person.

622
00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:11,414
And Jaclyn, of course, was the face.

623
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,040
What do you mean, of course?

624
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,459
And we hid behind you,
and I had my hands

625
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:20,046
in some shoes,
and I was your feet, and...

626
00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,716
And I was the arms.
And I put lipstick on.

627
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,259
I got it all over your face,

628
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,094
and I brushed your teeth. Remember?

629
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:29,765
- KATE: (LAUGHS) Yes, I do. You...
- Oh my God! Right!

630
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:36,522
♪ (SINGING CONTINUES) ♪

631
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,857
Isn't that cool?

632
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:43,737
So, when are you interviewing
this celebrated monk, Piper?

633
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,238
I'm gonna go by the monastery tomorrow

634
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,324
and set it up.

635
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,576
You mean you came all the way here,

636
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,454
and you haven't set it up already?

637
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,374
Don't worry, Dad.
He's not going anywhere.

638
00:38:58,502 --> 00:38:59,503
Huh.

639
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:01,671
What about you, Loch?

640
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,466
What are your goals for the week?

641
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:09,179
Don't have homework, so,
uh, probably just take it easy.

642
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,431
Hm. I saw in the spa catalogue

643
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,975
they got a treatment for posture.

644
00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,894
Keep your spine straight.

645
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,937
If you're going to sit in front
of a computer your whole life,

646
00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,398
it'd be good not to be a hunchback.

647
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:21,901
Yeah?

648
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,903
Well, I don't know.

649
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,614
I also have a big decision to make, too.

650
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,451
So I'll probably spend
some time thinking about that.

651
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:31,911
What decision?

652
00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:35,288
College.

653
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:37,333
What's the decision? You got into Duke.

654
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,085
You're going to Duke.

655
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,341
(MOUTHS SILENTLY)

656
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,806
(WHISPERS) Tar Heel.

657
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:57,143
♪ (SINGING CONTINUES) ♪

658
00:39:57,144 --> 00:40:00,814
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
- Oops.

659
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:03,358
Dad, what are you doing?
You're not supposed to have your...

660
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,651
- TIMOTHY: Hello?
- What are you doing?

661
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,152
No, don't take it in here. Go outside.

662
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,655
Hold... Hold on a second.
Where am I meant to go?

663
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:09,989
I don't know! The lobby!

664
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,741
She said not to have it in,
like, public spaces. Come on.

665
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:16,121
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY) All right.
- Oh my God.

666
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,499
♪ (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

667
00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:29,385
Ooh. I don't mean to complain,
but that's not very much.

668
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,140
She wants you to taste it.

669
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,893
- Oh! Oh.
- Yeah.

670
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:47,193
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's delicious.
- Good.

671
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:51,156
(WINE POURING INTO GLASS)

672
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:52,240
(WHISPERS) Just a bit more.

673
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,700
(MOUTHS)

674
00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,618
What... What is this shit?

675
00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:56,744
(WHISPERS) Khop khun kha.

676
00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:58,538
RICK HATCHETT: Gluten-free rice
and coconut balls?

677
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,791
What are we, at a fucking fat farm?

678
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,170
Oh, this is so on-brand for you.

679
00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,257
To be a victim of your own decisions.

680
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:12,343
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

681
00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:14,345
FABIAN: Good evening, ladies.

682
00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:15,597
- Hi.
- KATE: Hi!

683
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:16,806
- FABIAN: Hello.
- JACLYN: Hi!

684
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,183
How's your villa?

685
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,484
JACLYN: Oh my God.
They're so beautiful.

686
00:41:19,485 --> 00:41:20,671
LAURIE: I saw monkeys!

687
00:41:20,673 --> 00:41:23,229
We gave you my favorite.

688
00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,565
A table of such beautiful ladies.

689
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,358
(GIGGLING) Thank you.

690
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,236
You know, when we were little,
people would always mix us up.

691
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:31,447
Couldn't tell us apart.

692
00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,533
But then Jaclyn got famous, so...

693
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:36,409
SRITALA: Mmm.

694
00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,578
Khun Sritala was an actress herself.

695
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:41,456
Were you? I believe that.

696
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,416
Many, many years ago.

697
00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,210
She's going to sing tomorrow night,

698
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:46,628
so you must come here for dinner.

699
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,921
We wouldn't miss it.

700
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:51,090
I have some popular songs in Thailand.

701
00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:54,427
And then, I married my husband.
He's an American.

702
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,428
Hmm.

703
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:57,931
Khun Sritala is very famous
here in Thailand.

704
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:01,059
Also a pioneer in the wellness space.

705
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,727
- JACLYN: Really?
- Yeah.

706
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,981
Um, I have autoimmune disease.

707
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:11,361
So I learned all about health
and wellness.

708
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,988
I even wrote books.

709
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,447
Uh, no, no, no.

710
00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:18,410
(SOFTLY) Stop, stop, stop.
No. No, no. No, no.

711
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:22,790
(CHUCKLES)

712
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,585
You know what? I...
I'm not going to eat.

713
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:28,837
What's going on with you?

714
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:30,673
I'm just not hungry.

715
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,344
You know, I think the cosmos
brought us together

716
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,472
so that we could get
to the root of your issues.

717
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,141
No, I'm gonna help you
get your joy back.

718
00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:43,142
- RICK: Yeah?
- Yeah.

719
00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:45,478
Mm. Good luck with that.

720
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:47,021
- FABIAN: Goodnight.
- SRITALA: See you tomorrow.

721
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:48,648
Even if it kills me.

722
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,984
SRITALA: Goodnight.
Sawatdee kha.

723
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,694
You know what? I'm gonna go have a smoke

724
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,320
and go back to the room.

725
00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:56,407
You wanna get into some tantric later?

726
00:42:58,742 --> 00:42:59,910
Would that make you happy?

727
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:02,955
(SIGHS)

728
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:21,974
♪ (MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

729
00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:48,875
BART: (OVER PHONE)
Thank you for taking my call.

730
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:49,959
Do you have a minute?

731
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,046
Well, I'm in Thailand
on vacation with my family.

732
00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,381
So, you know, a minute. Sure.

733
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:57,884
BART: I'm writing a piece
on Kenneth Nguyen.

734
00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:02,013
Did you work with him in 2018
to set up a fund called Sho-Kel?

735
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,140
Can you confirm that?

736
00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,643
(CHUCKLES, STAMMERS) Sorry.

737
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,228
What is this article even about? W...

738
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,563
BART: We're looking into Sho-Kel

739
00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:14,400
and Mr. Nguyen's relationship
to the government of Brunei.

740
00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,778
Well, I'm afraid I won't be able
to help you much there because,

741
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,238
uh, I mean, I know Kenny moved
to Brunei,

742
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,408
but I haven't seen or spoken
to him for, I don't know,

743
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:24,952
four years at least. Um...

744
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,287
- BART: Well...
- Anyway, look, I...

745
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,748
Like I said, uh, um,
I'm on vacation with my family,

746
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,416
- and, uh...
- BART: I'm sorry, could you...

747
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:32,585
May... Why don't you put
all your questions in an email,

748
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,212
send it to my office,
and I'll get back to you

749
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:37,090
'cause it's really...
it's really not a good time.

750
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,759
BART: We're running the story
this week.

751
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,929
Well, you know, good luck with that.

752
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:46,307
- And, uh, thanks a lot. Bye-bye.
- BART: Could you at least...

753
00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:47,393
(PHONE BEEPS)

754
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:53,315
(INSECTS CHIRPING)

755
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,449
Kenny. It's Tim.
I was just talking to a guy

756
00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:07,496
from the Wall Street Journal
asking questions about Sho-Kel.

757
00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:09,832
You know about this?

758
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,459
Anyway, uh, just... give me a call.

759
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,169
I'm in Thailand, so I don't know...

760
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:17,130
Whatever time it is,
I'll try and pick up.

761
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,967
But you... But call me, Kenny.
Okay? Call me.

762
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,801
(PHONE BEEPS)

763
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:25,179
♪ (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

764
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:26,473
(SIGHS)

765
00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,104
- How's your night?
- Fuck off.

766
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:35,482
Fuckin' prick.

767
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,657
- SAXON: What's up, Dad?
- Hey.

768
00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:47,618
- Anything I can help with?
- Uh, it's nothing.

769
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:50,663
Well, if it was nothing,
then why did you take it?

770
00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:53,332
'Cause it was something,
and I'm gonna handle it,

771
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,501
and then it will be nothing.

772
00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:58,838
Okay, y'all, the point is to be present.

773
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:02,384
- Here. Now. Okay?
- Yeah.

774
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,053
- PIPER: Thank you.
- Okay.

775
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:09,141
Mom.

776
00:46:10,948 --> 00:46:12,185
(LOUDER) Mom.

777
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,729
- (INHALES)
- LOCHLAN: Mom.

778
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,274
- You were asleep.
- (LAUGHS)

779
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:18,942
Scratch my arm.

780
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,028
(SCOFFS) Okay.

781
00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:25,865
Feels so good.

782
00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:30,037
♪ (MELODIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

783
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:45,052
♪ (MUSIC TURNS OMINOUS) ♪

784
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:07,199
♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

785
00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:11,203
♪ (VOCALIST SINGING IN THAI) ♪

786
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:31,390
Hi, Nat. Um, can I get
a Mauresque please?

787
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:32,975
Khop khun kha.

788
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,645
I love your outfit.

789
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,064
Thank you.

790
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,525
I love your teeth.

791
00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:44,443
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.

792
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:47,446
- You're from England, right?
- Yeah.

793
00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:49,448
I used to go to London
all the time for work.

794
00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,033
- CHELSEA: Ooh, for work?
- Yeah.

795
00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:55,121
- CHELSEA: What was your work?
- No, just, you know, modeling.

796
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:57,623
Oh, how glamorous.

797
00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:00,001
- Are you from London?
- No, I'm from Manchester.

798
00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:03,462
Oh, okay. Are you here by yourself?

799
00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:06,132
No. My boyfriend's hiding from me.

800
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,259
No way, that's like my boyfriend.

801
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,635
Your boyfriend hides from you?

802
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:12,471
Yeah. I mean,
he just tells me to get lost

803
00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:13,806
because I get on his nerves.

804
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,308
- Ugh!
- But honestly,

805
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,601
he's so fucking boring,

806
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,520
- I almost don't even care.
- (CHUCKLES)

807
00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:22,816
How long have you been here for?

808
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:24,567
A year.

809
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,152
You've been at this hotel for a year?

810
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:28,905
(CHUCKLES) No, no. We have
a house at the top of the hill.

811
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,782
We just come down here to eat,
but we just got in a fight,

812
00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:33,201
so I'm letting him cool off.

813
00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:35,704
He's behind me, the bald guy.

814
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,833
The one with the orange shirt.

815
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:42,002
Oh.

816
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,259
Yeah, you'll notice a lot
of bald White guys

817
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,678
- in Thailand.
- Yeah?

818
00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:54,514
The locals call them LBHs.

819
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,225
Losers back home.

820
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,019
Oh.

821
00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:03,482
Thank you, Nat.

822
00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:06,193
My boyfriend's going bald.

823
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,071
So much in common.

824
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:10,530
We really do.

825
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,533
(CHUCKLES)

826
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,077
What are you having? Martini?

827
00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:18,537
- CHELSEA: Yes, please.
- Nat, another martini, please.

828
00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:19,873
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

829
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,919
- Hey, let's get pissed.
- Let's get pissed.

830
00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,504
BOTH: Cheers.

831
00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:27,838
CHLOE: It's so nice to meet you.

832
00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:29,256
CHELSEA: So nice to meet you.

833
00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:31,592
♪ (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

834
00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:32,718
BELINDA: I mean it.

835
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,971
Everybody's so nice,
and I love the culture.

836
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,515
They're always lighting candles,
and everything smells so good.

837
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,725
(GASPS) Oh! and I saw
two Black people tonight,

838
00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:42,645
and they weren't staff. (LAUGHS)

839
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:45,231
- ZION: That's awesome, Mom.
- So, you got a final today?

840
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,900
ZION: Yeah, I have
microeconomics this morning,

841
00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:49,068
then statistics Wednesday.

842
00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,445
And then, I'm coming to see you.

843
00:49:51,446 --> 00:49:54,532
I can't wait.
I don't know what I expected,

844
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:57,451
but I'm starting to feel like something
good's going to come out of this.

845
00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:58,578
ZION: You deserve it, Mom.

846
00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:01,330
All right. I'm gonna let you go.

847
00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:04,083
I love you, and I miss you.

848
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,918
And, uh, good luck on your finals.

849
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,587
- ZION: Love you.
- Bye.

850
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:11,882
- (LEAVES RUSTLING)
- Oh!

851
00:50:11,883 --> 00:50:14,427
No, no, no, no. The fuck was that?

852
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:15,428
(LEAVES RUSTLING)

853
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:18,390
Uh-uh. No snake falling
on my head. Uh-uh.

854
00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,684
Mm-mm. Not today.

855
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:31,610
Okay, Jac, I know that it's nice to have

856
00:50:31,611 --> 00:50:34,238
the red carpet rolled out
for you all the time,

857
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,116
but is it weird to have people
constantly kissing your ass?

858
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,576
Because I think I would go crazy.

859
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:43,373
(CHUCKLES) It's fine.
I always have to be gracious.

860
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:46,625
And I can't have a bad day
in public anymore.

861
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:49,212
And I'm sure you have to wonder
about people's motives.

862
00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:52,131
I mean, I even get that.

863
00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:55,301
Everyone in Austin knows
about Dave and his company.

864
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:57,970
And there's so many times
I think someone wants

865
00:50:57,971 --> 00:51:00,639
to be my friend because they like me.

866
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,184
I mean, I think I'm cool.

867
00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,477
But then I realize,

868
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,520
pretty quickly, they have some agenda.

869
00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:07,605
- They...
- JACLYN: Mm-hmm.

870
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:10,483
You know, want a donation
or a job for their kid,

871
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:13,361
or want me to get them on some board.

872
00:51:13,950 --> 00:51:15,196
I'm not complaining.

873
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,866
I'm lucky to be in a position
to help people.

874
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,160
- But...
- We're all lucky.

875
00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:22,412
- We're so lucky.
- JACLYN: Yeah.

876
00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:25,831
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

877
00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:28,667
I am always bragging that I know you,

878
00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:30,336
and people don't believe we're friends.

879
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,004
And I'm like, "I'm telling you,

880
00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:33,881
she's like one of my closest friends."

881
00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,050
Yeah.

882
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,176
Well, and you.

883
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:40,012
Your kids are gorgeous,
your beautiful homes.

884
00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:41,723
You're totally winning life.

885
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,017
Well, look at you.

886
00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:47,061
Now, you've found
the man of your dreams.

887
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,271
Oh my God. Who would have ever thought?

888
00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,523
KATE AND JACLYN: Right?

889
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:54,360
(BOTH LAUGH)

890
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:57,447
- KATE: Yeah.
- Oh, and Laurie.

891
00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:02,661
You just... Everything you do
is just so hard.

892
00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:06,413
You know, you've always been
so impressive.

893
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:09,042
I mean, that corporate world
is so tough.

894
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,210
Yeah.

895
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,003
KATE: And your daughter seems like

896
00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:14,130
she is turning into

897
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,424
- a really cool girl.
- JACLYN: Mmm.

898
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,261
Yeah?

899
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:20,971
Yeah.

900
00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,181
Thanks. (CHUCKLES)

901
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,225
Dave said,

902
00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:28,853
"So, what, you're going
on a midlife crisis trip

903
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:29,895
with your girlfriends?"

904
00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,439
And I was like, "Dave",

905
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,860
it is not a midlife crisis trip.

906
00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:37,611
"It's a victory tour."

907
00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:41,407
- Victory tour. I love that.
- (KATE LAUGHS)

908
00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,868
- JACLYN: That's it.
- Hmm.

909
00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,663
You guys, I think the jet lag
is catching up to me. (SNIFFS)

910
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,581
Oh! I'm gonna go to bed.

911
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,291
Hey, I'll help you with the door.

912
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:51,584
LAURIE: Okay, night night.

913
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:54,087
- Mmm. Bye.
- Good night.

914
00:52:55,755 --> 00:52:56,797
Night night. Love you, too.

915
00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:57,965
- Love you both.
- KATE: I'll get...

916
00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,551
- I'll get the door.
- LAURIE: Oh, thank you.

917
00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:09,811
(SIGHS)

918
00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:30,749
(SOBS)

919
00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:37,547
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

920
00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:44,387
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

921
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,584
LUANG POR TEERA: Identity is a prison.

922
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:18,838
No one is spared this prison.

923
00:54:20,131 --> 00:54:24,552
Rich man, poor man, success or failure.

924
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:30,557
We build the prison,
lock ourselves inside,

925
00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:32,394
then throw away the key.

926
00:54:36,898 --> 00:54:39,233
SAXON: You shouldn't humor
her bullshit.

927
00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:41,486
All right? She has issues
she needs to deal with.

928
00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,114
What are her issues?

929
00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:48,576
Well, for one, which I'm sure
you've noticed...

930
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,371
she's pretty hot.

931
00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,376
But I don't think
she's ever been laid before.

932
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:03,048
Look, Buddhism is for people
that want to suppress in life.

933
00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:05,092
They're afraid. Don't get attached.

934
00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:08,930
Don't have desires. Don't even try.

935
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,557
Just sit there in a lotus position

936
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:12,766
with a thumb up your ass.

937
00:55:12,767 --> 00:55:14,977
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

938
00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:17,730
But, I mean, it is good to want things.

939
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,274
You know, as long as you can get 'em.

940
00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:22,359
I mean, getting what you want in life,

941
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,737
that's happiness, bro.

942
00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:26,906
But...

943
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,453
what do I want, I guess?

944
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,913
Pussy.

945
00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:38,417
Money, freedom, respect.
I mean, look, you're...

946
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,753
you're smart and good-looking, Loch.

947
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,755
I mean, sure, we need
to buff you up a little bit,

948
00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,299
but you've got so much ammo.

949
00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:49,471
You don't need to shrink away
from life like her.

950
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:55,685
Get laid. Get everything.

951
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,605
I'm gonna help you.

952
00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:01,566
- (CHUCKLES) Thanks.
- Yeah.

953
00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:05,320
No problem. (GRUNTS)

954
00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:08,531
(SIGHS)

955
00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:14,328
(CLICKS TONGUE)

956
00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:17,040
(CLEARS THROAT) So,
what kind of porn do you like?

957
00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:21,251
- What?
- (CHUCKLES)

958
00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:27,467
Like hot teacher? Bukkake? (LAUGHS)

959
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,637
Real question is,
how the fuck am I gonna jerk off

960
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:32,806
with you in here all week?

961
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,311
Eh, I'll just go to the bathroom.

962
00:56:39,312 --> 00:56:43,316
♪ ("ORIENTAL SUNSET IN HER
EYES" BY AL LUXOR PLAYING) ♪

963
00:56:44,692 --> 00:56:48,696
♪ (SINGER VOCALIZING) ♪

964
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:58,748
♪ (SINGING IN ARABIC) ♪

965
00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:17,142
Timothy. I just got a second wind.

966
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,978
Oh, shit.

967
00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:30,822
Don't worry. I took a Lorazepam.

968
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:44,627
That guy on the boat
was such an asshole.

969
00:57:45,753 --> 00:57:48,840
Saw him in front of the hotel.
Asshole again.

970
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:53,219
- He's probably just jealous.
- Huh.

971
00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:56,973
I mean, you have
a beautiful wife, right?

972
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,894
Yes, I do.

973
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:04,606
- The most beautiful.
- Who adores you.

974
00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:09,902
You have three perfect children
who worship you.

975
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,071
You have an amazing career.

976
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,657
And what does he have?

977
00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:19,704
- Cirrhosis? Lung cancer?
- (CHUCKLES)

978
00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:22,290
Some bimbo he met on the internet?

979
00:58:23,374 --> 00:58:24,542
(SCOFFS)

980
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:28,796
We have it good. No doubt.

981
00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:34,761
And it's all because of you. You did it.

982
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,557
Everyone tells me
what a great man you are.

983
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:55,406
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

984
00:59:03,915 --> 00:59:06,167
(SIGHS)

985
00:59:29,973 --> 00:59:33,373
sync and corrections by solfieri
www.MY-SUBS.com

986
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:40,410
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

987
01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:40,178
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪


