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He is losing it. He has no money.

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Lives in a foster home.
Runs off, lives in sheds.

3
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How did they escape? Folk coming to
gawp at the daub, leaving gate open.

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Two of 'em are dead.
So, it's not a Banksy, then?

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You can't do that.

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You had ulterior motives.

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Well, she asked me to leave,
so I wasn't going to hang around.

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You wouldn't like to go out
for dinner with me, would you?

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We think he's gone bust. Martin.
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VEHICLE HORN BEEPS

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VEHICLE APPROACHES

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How are you feeling?

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Just the same.

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Oh, Mum, I am sorry.

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Mm. A week on,
and we're still no closer to knowing

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if we're ever going to get
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or a kitchen or anything.

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Rick's here now.
Rick, is he the one that's, um...?

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No, he's the one...

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..Morning, love.
..he's the kind soul

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that came and told us what
has happened

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and reinstate the old kitchen
free of charge.

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Which he's starting doing this
morning,

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but we will give him something
for his trouble.

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No, we will, love.

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So, is... Is that it, then?

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put the old kitchen back?

29
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Well, no, I'm still hoping
it's a temporary measure.

30
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But we just don't know.

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Well, if there's anything I can do,
you know where I am.

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What about your little problem?

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Yep. I don't know why you don't just
tell him to beggar off.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Er, except it's actually quite handy

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with him picking Flora and Calamity
up from school in the afternoons,

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Well, I'd better get on.

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I've said I'll drive Alan
to the supermarket

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and I've not put me face on.

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OK. Chin up.

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And you. Ta-ta.

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Bye. Bye. Bye-bye.

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Do you think we should
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No.

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I've just got to put a bit
of lipstick on.

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..Well, if you've got time.

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HE MOUTHS

50
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Yeah, yeah, I can come and wield
a screwdriver for an hour later on.

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If he tells me what to do.

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try and pop in and help you.

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Great. Hey, how did you get on
yesterday with that fella?

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Did he come? Yeah.
Yeah, he did. Thanks.

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He reckons, er, 500 grand, all in.

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everything. Is that what it's worth?

57
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Well, I'm getting
a couple of quotes, but...yeah.

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Yeah, I assume
he knows what he's talking about.

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Has she brushed her teeth?

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Have you brushed your teeth?
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I'm worried you're going to
regret it.

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She hasn't brushed her teeth!
It's too late now!

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Oh, yeah. So am I.
I'm worried I'll regret it, too,

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but it's like my mum used to say,

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"You can't have what you can't
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Come on! You come on!

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Outside, stop dawdling! Right.

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Morning. Morning.

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Listen, I'll... I'll have to go.

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Um, can we talk again later,
properly?

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Sure.

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Right, da-da.

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Bye.

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See ya, Mum. Ta-ra, love.

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What?
She's not brushed her teeth again!

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You'll have to get dressed.
You're taking me to work.

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I'm not going to "wander off again",
as you like to call it.

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Look, I wish you'd trust me...
just once!

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And then you'd know. And you'd make
life a lot easier for yourselves.

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Seat-belt on, kid.

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You know that Cheryl,

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that copper that went out with
Robbie before he married your mum?

85
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Yeah. You know I told you she were
in the store the other day,

86
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being useless as usual?

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Yeah.

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About your mum.

90
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What?

91
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She said that she murdered
your dad.

92
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Your mum did. Yeah.

93
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But she didn't.

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There was an inquest. It was an
accident. Did you say that?

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know stuff.

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You realise Cheryl's got
a massive grudge against me mum

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because Robbie dumped her. Yeah,
but it's just the way she said it.

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So matter-of-fact, like,
"We all know,

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we just don't say it."

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Robbie was me dad's brother,
and a copper.

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D'you think he'd have married her
if he thought that?

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Did you never think it were odd,
though?

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The way Robbie disappeared off
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without saying owt proper,
to you, about why?

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Fancy saying that to you
of all people.

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What a bitch!

107
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Yeah, but why is your mum
so funny about that barn?

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Seriously, do you want to make
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No! It... It...

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Brr, it just made me feel weird!

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It was all complicated
with me mum and Robbie,

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cos he was me dad's brother.

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And she's funny about that barn
cos it's where he died.

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It's not rocket science.
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It made me think we need to get out
of there and get our own house.

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And sooner rather than later.

117
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We'll have to anyway, if she's
selling up. She's not selling up!

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That isn't going to happen. Ever.

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Your Uncle John? Yeah.

120
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He's not me real uncle.

121
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Well, no... Well, sort of, he is.

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He used to be married
to Auntie Caroline, so...

123
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She's gay, though.

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Yeah, she didn't used to be, though.

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Can you be not gay then start being?

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Is, not, um...

128
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No.

129
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But you can be in denial about it.
In denial?

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Yeah.

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So...

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In the olden days...

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Cos I love Flora.

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She... She's your cousin.

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But, so, in the olden days...

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And I'm not in denial about it!
Whatever that means.

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Yeah, but you don't want to kiss her
though, do you, though? No, so...

139
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Yeah, but sometimes I do, though,
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Right.

141
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I've got to go now.
I've got stuff to do.

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Me, too.
I've got to sort Brendan Clark out.

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See ya!

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Here you are.

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Have a nice day! I will.

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Oh, nicely done, Caroline.

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Hello, Judith.

149
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Is this a bad time to be calling?

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Well, I... I'm just...um, yes,
dropping Flora off at school.

151
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I'll call later.

152
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Well, Judith,
I'm at work all day, so, um...

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Is John all right?

154
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He's fine. He's, um...
He's annoying. But, yes, he's fine.

155
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I worry about him. I shouldn't,
I know. Morning!

156
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He's so pathetic, clinging on to
what's familiar rather than making

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Judith.

158
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But it made me realise
I was doing exactly the same thing!

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Tell her to f... off!

160
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Do you remember when I first met
you? Er, no. What?

161
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It was at some do, some bash

162
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that John dragged you along to.

163
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I don't think you saw me.
Judith, I've got to go...

164
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And the thing is,
the thing I've realised is,

165
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I think I only ever went after him
because I was fascinated by you!

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was just to get your attention.

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Judith... Isn't that mad?

168
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I don't want to be uncharitable...

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Come on, we need to pin
this dinner date down.

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I've put myself on the line.

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I've been really frank

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and confused emotions.

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And, you know,
that takes a lot of courage.

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As I say, I don't want to be
uncharitable...

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Tell her you're going out with me!
Um, it... It's just it's...

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And, um...

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I am going out with you.
I've got an idea about the farm.

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Can you be more specific, Caroline?
Because I can change.

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I'll ring you later.

181
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I've got a mad morning,
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182
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Judith, I don't mean to be unkind,

183
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but you wrecked my marriage.
And, um...

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Oh, bye!

185
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That's Flora.
She's, um, just going to school

186
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and she left the door wide open.
Yeah, I know all this, Caroline...

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HORN TOOTS

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Oh, for f...!
HORNS TOOT

189
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Ring me!

190
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Yeah, I need to talk to you
about Mum and Alan, as well.

191
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What about 'em?
No, I'll ring you.

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See, as well as all that, Judith...

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I have a five-year-old child.

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And starting a relationship
with an alcoholic

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is not at the top of my list
of things to do.

196
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But the thing is,
seeing one unsuitable man

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after the next is what's led me down
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And of course they were all
unsuitable because I've been in...

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Well, not denial,

200
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because I'm too "couldn't give
a fuck about anything"

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to be in denial.

202
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But I think this could be me
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203
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,145
Caroline?

204
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,903
How do? How do?

205
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Is Alan in? No. No, you've just
missed him. He's just gone to work.

206
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Don't I know you?

207
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I'm a friend of his.

208
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Can I have a glass of water?

209
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There's a pot of tea here.
Mug over there.

211
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How do? Hiya.

212
00:10:44,985 --> 00:10:46,783
So which one are you again?

213
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Hm? I'm Ted.

214
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I don't think he's mentioned you.

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No, well, I'm in the doghouse,
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Are you? Why? What you done?
Oh...

217
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Are you the fella
that lives in the shed?

218
00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:05,103
Me? No, I live up Norland.
I were just passing.

219
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Oh. Well, there's toast there,
and a boiled egg, if you're hungry.

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221
00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:15,263
Well, I have eaten, but I don't like
to see owt go to waste.

222
00:11:15,265 --> 00:11:18,503
So, you've a fella living in
your shed?

223
00:11:18,505 --> 00:11:20,943
Well, I haven't seen him.
I could be wrong.

224
00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:23,343
But, er, I've seen smoke coming out.

225
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Well, I could have a look for you.

226
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227
00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:29,543
Do insects smoke?

228
00:11:29,545 --> 00:11:32,743
Not generally,
but a bird could have got in.

229
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I'll sort it out for ya.

230
00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:37,983
So, how do you know Alan?
Has he not told you?

231
00:11:37,985 --> 00:11:39,463
I've not seen him since last week.

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He's my brother. Younger brother.

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I don't see her much.

234
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No, well, I'd not seen him
for long enough,

235
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me being in New Zealand.

236
00:11:51,465 --> 00:11:54,183
I've seen him a few times
since he married Celia.

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I came over for the wedding,

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just after Gillian got married.

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Gillian, yeah.

240
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,103
Do you know Gillian?

241
00:12:04,105 --> 00:12:06,463
I've not met her, no.
I like Gillian.

242
00:12:06,465 --> 00:12:08,503
Is she the one that drives the Jag?

243
00:12:08,505 --> 00:12:12,063
Oh, no. Oh, hell, no.
That's Caroline.

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00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:16,623
So, why are you in the doghouse,
then, Ted? What's occurred?

246
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:17,823
Oh...

247
00:12:17,825 --> 00:12:20,343
You don't have to tell me
if it's difficult.

248
00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:22,023
I'm often in the doghouse meself.

249
00:12:22,025 --> 00:12:24,143
Are you? One way and another.

250
00:12:24,145 --> 00:12:26,305
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251
00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:31,183
I made a mistake, that was all.

252
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,105
A big one, admittedly.

253
00:12:40,785 --> 00:12:43,343
I might get a bit of stewing steak
for tea.

254
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:46,143
Ted likes a bit of stewing steak.
Oh, does he?

255
00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:48,263
Don't be like that with him.

256
00:12:48,265 --> 00:12:49,983
Well...

257
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:52,183
<font color="

258
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,463
never once thinks
about the consequences

259
00:12:54,465 --> 00:12:57,423
and the effect he might have
on other people.

260
00:12:57,425 --> 00:13:01,343
And then just this blind,
arrogant assumption

261
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:04,583
that everyone else can pick up
the pieces.

262
00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:06,183
<font color="

263
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,783
You've changed your tune.

264
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:11,023
"He's the only brother
I'll ever have,

265
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:12,463
"I have to do what I can for him."

266
00:13:12,465 --> 00:13:16,063
No, I haven't!
I shall do what I can for him.

267
00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,783
Because he is the only brother
I'll ever have.

268
00:13:18,785 --> 00:13:22,143
<font color="
with a smile on my face.

269
00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:25,383
Angelina, for God's sake!

270
00:13:25,385 --> 00:13:27,983
The name in itself
should have rung alarm bells

271
00:13:27,985 --> 00:13:29,503
to anyone with any sense.

272
00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:33,463
Well, happen it's a more regular
sort of name over there.

273
00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:35,943
<font color="
"gold digger"

274
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,623
tattooed across her forehead.

275
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,983
Well, I feel sorry for him.

276
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,023
I think he was vulnerable,
and they targeted him.

277
00:13:43,025 --> 00:13:46,943
And it'll be like us
with this kitchen business.

278
00:13:46,945 --> 00:13:49,143
The police won't want to know.

279
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:53,425
<font color="
there's only so much they can do.

280
00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:58,543
I didn't think she was out
to con me.

281
00:13:58,545 --> 00:13:59,585
Initially.

282
00:14:00,945 --> 00:14:02,665
When it all kicked off...

283
00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:05,783
..it didn't occur to me.

284
00:14:05,785 --> 00:14:07,665
I thought it was all her brother.

285
00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:11,623
But now...

286
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:12,663
<font color="

287
00:14:12,665 --> 00:14:16,183
I think they were in it together
from the very beginning.

288
00:14:16,185 --> 00:14:17,705
Yeah.

289
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,903
I keep thinking
I'd like to go to Bridlington.

290
00:14:21,905 --> 00:14:25,143
What for?
It's where we had our honeymoon.

291
00:14:25,145 --> 00:14:26,823
Alice and me.

292
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,943
Such as it was.

293
00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:31,905
<font color="

294
00:14:33,265 --> 00:14:35,423
I should get a little car.

295
00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:39,383
You can be there
in just over an hour on the M62.

296
00:14:39,385 --> 00:14:43,343
You see, the M62 hadn't been built
when Alice and me went.

297
00:14:43,345 --> 00:14:46,263
They hadn't opened it
till after we'd gone.

298
00:14:46,265 --> 00:14:48,703
<font color="

299
00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:51,903
Fish and chips,
happen a little paddle.

300
00:14:51,905 --> 00:14:54,023
Fish and chips? Can I come?

301
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:56,103
Have you time?

302
00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:57,463
I can make time.

303
00:14:57,465 --> 00:15:02,543
I keep thinking I should
ask Alan or Celia to drive me,

304
00:15:02,545 --> 00:15:05,583
but they're always busy.
<font color="

305
00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:07,463
You could? How?

306
00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:10,463
I have a car. We'd have to get bus
down to Sowerby Bridge, though,

307
00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:13,063
to pick it up.
Aren't you a bit small to drive?

308
00:15:13,065 --> 00:15:15,263
No. I'm older than I look. I'm 15.

309
00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:16,663
You're not 15.

310
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,943
I am, I'm 15.
<font color="

311
00:15:19,945 --> 00:15:23,223
Normally, but I have
a special dispensation.

312
00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:24,703
From the Pope?

313
00:15:24,705 --> 00:15:26,463
No, it's nowt to do wi' the Pope.

314
00:15:26,465 --> 00:15:29,183
I have this disease that makes you
look younger than you are.

315
00:15:29,185 --> 00:15:32,063
I'm actually 35.

316
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,745
Well, I will be in July.

317
00:15:38,265 --> 00:15:40,225
<font color="

318
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:45,663
There's a bus in 12 minutes
if you get your skates on.

319
00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:47,183
Morning. Morning.

320
00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:49,025
PHONE RINGS

321
00:15:52,265 --> 00:15:54,503
Hello. Grandad?

322
00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,303
Oh, hello, lad.

323
00:15:56,305 --> 00:15:59,263
You all right?
<font color="

324
00:15:59,265 --> 00:16:03,863
Except, is…
I did this...stupid thing.

325
00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:05,903
Who did? You did? Yeah.

326
00:16:05,905 --> 00:16:07,705
Yeah. And I don't know...

327
00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:13,143
...how to... I don't know what to
do to make it right.

328
00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:15,183
Well, what have you done?

329
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:17,863
<font color="
The not-Banksy. Yeah.

330
00:16:17,865 --> 00:16:20,583
That's caused all the trouble
and why the sheep got out and why

331
00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:22,903
Mum's reckoning she's selling up?
Yeah.

332
00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:24,623
It was my friend Dinos.

333
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,423
He was on my course at Manchester.

334
00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:32,063
<font color="
teacher. It... It was a joke.

335
00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:36,183
It started as a joke.
He can do, like, Banksy,

336
00:16:36,185 --> 00:16:37,423
him and a couple of his mates.

337
00:16:37,425 --> 00:16:39,463
And I was telling him
about the woodworm

338
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,463
and how me mum needed some money

339
00:16:41,465 --> 00:16:44,583
<font color="
Banksy suddenly on her barn,

340
00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:45,943
she'd be worth millions.

341
00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:48,583
And then it was after me mum's
birthday

342
00:16:48,585 --> 00:16:52,423
and that argument about money
with me mum and Celia.

343
00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:54,223
I rang him that night,
and said, "Do it,"

344
00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:56,983
<font color="
weeks if ever but then

345
00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:59,783
he done it next day,
and there was no-one

346
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,503
more amazed than me
and it was all in fun, but then

347
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:05,063
now it's all gone to shit.
Well, then...

348
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,383
It was never going to be a Banksy!

349
00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:12,703
<font color="
millions! So, what was the point?!

350
00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:15,143
I don't think we...

351
00:17:15,145 --> 00:17:17,823
We didn't think it through.
We just...

352
00:17:17,825 --> 00:17:21,063
I don't know. And I daren't tell her

353
00:17:21,065 --> 00:17:22,743
cos it's really not funny now

354
00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:25,785
and I didn't think about
<font color="

355
00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:30,263
..does her head in.

356
00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:31,583
Cos of me dad.

357
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:34,423
The only thing I can think of
is if I offer her our savings.

358
00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:38,143
No! Our deposit savings.
Me and Ellie's. No.

359
00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:41,623
But you know what she's like,
<font color="

360
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,743
Oh... Ellie'll go mad
if I even suggest it.

361
00:17:45,745 --> 00:17:49,465
But I don't want her to sell up
cos of me.

362
00:18:03,905 --> 00:18:05,865
I'll just go and find it.

363
00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:48,545
IGNITION SPARKS

364
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,625
ENGINE STARTS

365
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:44,825
POWER TOOL WHIRS

366
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:52,023
<font color="

367
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,663
Yep. Has Ted been all right?

368
00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:56,263
Yeah. He's been fine. Yeah.

369
00:19:56,265 --> 00:19:57,505
Ted?

370
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:02,545
Ted?

371
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,345
Ted?

372
00:20:08,785 --> 00:20:10,743
Is he in the garden?

373
00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:12,983
Oh, I, er... I don't know.

374
00:20:12,985 --> 00:20:15,305
I don't think so. Has he a mobile?

375
00:20:18,865 --> 00:20:20,663
<font color="

376
00:20:20,665 --> 00:20:22,305
Oh, bloody hell.

377
00:20:28,265 --> 00:20:32,943
I think I'm not seeing it,
the day to day, what you're saying.

378
00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:35,463
No, no, it's not...
It's not a fully formed...

379
00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:36,823
It might be nonsense.

380
00:20:36,825 --> 00:20:40,223
And I don't have an agenda here,
<font color="

381
00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:43,143
Sorry. My only agenda is Flora.
I can't do it on my own.

382
00:20:43,145 --> 00:20:44,303
So?

383
00:20:44,305 --> 00:20:46,423
Well, so, you want to farm
and can't afford to.

384
00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:48,343
I earn silly money, or what a lot of
people

385
00:20:48,345 --> 00:20:49,943
might consider to be silly
<font color="

386
00:20:49,945 --> 00:20:53,463
but don't trust nannies and can't
manage the logistics of taking Flora

387
00:20:53,465 --> 00:20:54,863
to school week in, week out,

388
00:20:54,865 --> 00:20:58,343
so we could, could we not,
pool our resources somehow

389
00:20:58,345 --> 00:21:03,303
and be mutually...
I don't know, er, beneficial?

390
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:07,223
<font color="
No. ..you know... No.

391
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,943
..way, obviously. But, um...

392
00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:11,503
But live together? Mm.

393
00:21:11,505 --> 00:21:14,183
You see, Raff and Ellie and Calamity
will be moving out soon,

394
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,103
and the baby, won't they?

395
00:21:16,105 --> 00:21:17,823
<font color="

396
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:19,143
Yep. Yep. They will.

397
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,023
And there'll be you in that place
on your own,

398
00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:22,543
which will suddenly
seem very big.

399
00:21:22,545 --> 00:21:25,383
And me and Flora on our own
in our big place.

400
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,983
Not that we're on our own at the
<font color="

401
00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:29,383
and Mia, but, er, that's not...

402
00:21:29,385 --> 00:21:31,543
No. But I couldn't come to you,

403
00:21:31,545 --> 00:21:34,263
though, cos you've not got any
acres.

404
00:21:34,265 --> 00:21:35,903
Ah, now,

405
00:21:35,905 --> 00:21:38,423
there's a 9.5-acre field for sale
adjacent to me.

406
00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:40,303
They're asking 120 grand.

407
00:21:40,305 --> 00:21:44,225
<font color="
to make it viable.

408
00:21:46,185 --> 00:21:48,463
And you and Flora
couldn't come to me because...

409
00:21:48,465 --> 00:21:50,303
..you just wouldn't like it,
Caroline.

410
00:21:50,305 --> 00:21:53,263
You like everything clean and tidy
and my house is full of...

411
00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:57,063
Well, the sort of stuff
<font color="

412
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,583
or can't afford, in my case, so...
I never said that.

413
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,103
No, you did. No, I didn't.
It's been obliterated

414
00:22:02,105 --> 00:22:04,663
from the face of the Earth,
that moment in time.

415
00:22:04,665 --> 00:22:06,023
Hmm. OK.

416
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:09,265
<font color="
in...

417
00:22:10,425 --> 00:22:11,943
I... Oh...

418
00:22:11,945 --> 00:22:13,703
Oh, I don't know.

419
00:22:13,705 --> 00:22:15,623
SHE MOUTHS

420
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,343
It's a stupid idea, isn't it?

421
00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:19,665
No. No, it isn't.

422
00:22:20,905 --> 00:22:22,303
It's not stupid.

423
00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:23,945
It's just...

424
00:22:25,105 --> 00:22:26,785
..I might meet someone.

425
00:22:27,985 --> 00:22:29,663
<font color="

426
00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:31,663
And then what? Well, I don't know.

427
00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:33,743
It's a nice idea, it's just...

428
00:22:33,745 --> 00:22:36,863
Oh, I don't know.
I know. I've got to go.

429
00:22:36,865 --> 00:22:38,143
We'll talk later.

430
00:22:38,145 --> 00:22:40,423
Yes, of course. Bye.
Bye. Bye.

431
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,543
<font color="

432
00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:46,623
Consensus in the staffroom
is that it was her husband.

433
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:49,983
You know what a... Well, it sounds
glib saying "nutter", but...

434
00:22:49,985 --> 00:22:51,143
Is he?

435
00:22:51,145 --> 00:22:54,983
Well, controlling. Bullying.
Belittling her.

436
00:22:54,985 --> 00:22:57,663
<font color="
with that on her car.

437
00:22:57,665 --> 00:23:00,983
Although reading between the lines,
the way she describes it,

438
00:23:00,985 --> 00:23:04,185
you sometimes get the idea
they're both as bad as each other.

439
00:23:05,505 --> 00:23:08,063
Get a message to her to come
and see me at break or lunchtime

440
00:23:08,065 --> 00:23:10,425
<font color="

441
00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:21,503
Right, we're heading for the A64
to York, once we get past Leeds.

442
00:23:21,505 --> 00:23:23,385
OK.

443
00:23:29,465 --> 00:23:32,585
Oh, you've missed it.
It was that last one!

444
00:23:45,745 --> 00:23:48,623
Alan! Oh, hello.
You'll have to get your skates on.

445
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,063
<font color="

446
00:23:50,065 --> 00:23:51,943
Eh? Celia phoned me.

447
00:23:51,945 --> 00:23:54,583
She phoned you, but you're
not allowed your phone, are you?

448
00:23:54,585 --> 00:23:58,383
No. So she phoned me. She thought
I might have taken him to the pub.

449
00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:01,103
Yeah, obviously,
ten o'clock in the morning!

450
00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:04,263
<font color="
had a scout round, couldn't see him.

451
00:24:04,265 --> 00:24:05,743
Celia wanted to stay at the house

452
00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,663
so she's there
chance he wanders back in.

453
00:24:07,665 --> 00:24:09,743
I'm on a shift! Well, I said that.

454
00:24:09,745 --> 00:24:11,743
She said, "It's his flamin'
brother."

455
00:24:11,745 --> 00:24:14,543
<font color="
I can go looking somewhere else,

456
00:24:14,545 --> 00:24:16,063
but you'll have to tell me where.

457
00:24:16,065 --> 00:24:17,503
But he could be anywhere.

458
00:24:17,505 --> 00:24:22,023
Well, he's an adult.
He can just wander off if he wants.

459
00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:26,543
It was different before.
It was thundering, it was lightning

460
00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:30,383
<font color="
been out there all night!

461
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,703
Yeah, but... I don't know.

462
00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:36,863
He's not all there, is he? Hey...

463
00:24:36,865 --> 00:24:38,863
Come on, get your stuff.

464
00:24:38,865 --> 00:24:41,463
I can't just walk out.
I need this job.

465
00:24:41,465 --> 00:24:44,623
No, you can. You're 82,
<font color="

466
00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:47,385
Where's our Ellie? I'll tell her.

467
00:25:03,825 --> 00:25:05,985
I don't remember any of this.

468
00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:27,103
Right! I'd better get
a parking ticket,

469
00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:29,303
otherwise we'll be in trouble.

470
00:25:29,305 --> 00:25:31,903
Yeah, we don't want
to get into trouble, Ted.

471
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:35,943
<font color="

472
00:25:35,945 --> 00:25:39,103
because I didn't know
if it was an emergency or not,

473
00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:42,663
but they seem to think it is,
because he does have dementia,

474
00:25:42,665 --> 00:25:45,063
there's no two ways about it.

475
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,983
And as well as that,

476
00:25:46,985 --> 00:25:48,343
they think he's vulnerable

477
00:25:48,345 --> 00:25:51,823
<font color="
depressed. Is he?

478
00:25:51,825 --> 00:25:54,063
Oh! Where to start?

479
00:25:54,065 --> 00:25:55,983
He's lost a lot of money.

480
00:25:55,985 --> 00:25:59,303
Well, everything. He lost
everything.

481
00:25:59,305 --> 00:26:01,983
And he's fallen out with all his
kids. It's why he's here.

482
00:26:01,985 --> 00:26:04,823
<font color="
vulnerable?

483
00:26:04,825 --> 00:26:06,743
Falling out with your kids?

484
00:26:06,745 --> 00:26:09,905
I think the idea is...
Well, depression can make you...

485
00:26:11,065 --> 00:26:12,263
..suicidal.

486
00:26:12,265 --> 00:26:14,543
Oh, shit. We need to find him!

487
00:26:14,545 --> 00:26:16,783
Yes, I think that's why
we're all here.

488
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,183
<font color="
Oh, Harry's back.

489
00:26:19,185 --> 00:26:20,903
Oh, and Gillian.

490
00:26:20,905 --> 00:26:22,745
Oh, is Gillian here?

491
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:32,583
Hey, what's happened?
Have you found him?

492
00:26:32,585 --> 00:26:35,583
Not yet. Did you know you've got
someone living in your shed?

493
00:26:35,585 --> 00:26:36,745
I...

494
00:27:00,145 --> 00:27:02,025
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495
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,425
It's just same as it was.

496
00:27:06,505 --> 00:27:09,943
We were only here for the two
nights, then off we went.

497
00:27:09,945 --> 00:27:11,265
New Zealand.

498
00:27:12,585 --> 00:27:14,263
1956.

499
00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:18,023
I've never been abroad.
It's nowt. I'd like to fly.

500
00:27:18,025 --> 00:27:20,703
<font color="
to trail round the airport,

501
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,503
and then you've got to queue up
for one thing after another.

502
00:27:23,505 --> 00:27:26,343
No, I meant fly-fly.
Like proper, like a bird.

503
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:27,903
Riding an air current.

504
00:27:27,905 --> 00:27:30,943
If I could choose,
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505
00:27:30,945 --> 00:27:32,703
What would you be?

506
00:27:32,705 --> 00:27:34,223
Oh, I'm all right as I am.

507
00:27:34,225 --> 00:27:35,463
Are you?

508
00:27:35,465 --> 00:27:37,743
Well, I was, till this business.

509
00:27:37,745 --> 00:27:40,863
No, no, I can see the temptation.

510
00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:42,583
Being a bird.

511
00:27:42,585 --> 00:27:47,465
You could disappear over
the horizon.

512
00:27:50,425 --> 00:27:52,343
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513
00:27:52,345 --> 00:27:54,183
Well, we should do,
while we're here.

514
00:27:54,185 --> 00:27:56,825
Are we having a pudding?
We can do.

515
00:27:58,225 --> 00:28:02,903
What it is, is I'd like to apologise
to her - Alice -

516
00:28:02,905 --> 00:28:05,945
for this business.
She put a lot into that house.

517
00:28:07,065 --> 00:28:08,745
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518
00:28:10,025 --> 00:28:12,783
And she'd want me to be happy,

519
00:28:12,785 --> 00:28:14,505
but she wouldn't want this.

520
00:28:15,905 --> 00:28:19,223
But you can't apologise
to someone who's dead, can you?

521
00:28:19,225 --> 00:28:21,663
No. I don't know.
You might be able to.

522
00:28:21,665 --> 00:28:23,063
How?

523
00:28:23,065 --> 00:28:24,825
I don't know.

524
00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:30,783
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525
00:28:30,785 --> 00:28:33,623
Ruth's here, Caroline.

526
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:34,985
Thanks. Leave the door open.

527
00:28:59,145 --> 00:29:01,423
I saw your car.

528
00:29:01,425 --> 00:29:03,183
Oh. Yeah.

529
00:29:03,185 --> 00:29:05,063
People are talking about it.

530
00:29:05,065 --> 00:29:06,505
Well, yeah. They will.

531
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,663
It says "mad bitch" on it.

532
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:11,985
I don't think I realised how...

533
00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:17,463
<font color="
if he'll do a thing like that.

534
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,745
I'm sorry. I did tell you.

535
00:29:21,465 --> 00:29:23,263
I'm apologising

536
00:29:23,265 --> 00:29:27,265
for not understanding it better,
for not listening properly.

537
00:29:28,345 --> 00:29:29,703
I have a friend.

538
00:29:29,705 --> 00:29:32,183
Well, she's my step-sister, in fact.

539
00:29:32,185 --> 00:29:33,425
<font color="

540
00:29:35,225 --> 00:29:37,503
She was in an abusive relationship.

541
00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:41,225
Psychologically abusive,
violently abusive.

542
00:29:42,265 --> 00:29:45,503
If you'd like someone to talk to,
who'll understand and listen,

543
00:29:45,505 --> 00:29:46,983
she would.

544
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:50,383
I haven't asked her,
but she will, I know she will.

545
00:29:50,385 --> 00:29:52,343
<font color="

546
00:29:52,345 --> 00:29:54,303
In the meantime,

547
00:29:54,305 --> 00:29:58,463
you may already have arranged
something, but if not,

548
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:02,063
Rhiannon Griffiths' father has
a body workshop down in Mirfield,

549
00:30:02,065 --> 00:30:04,223
and he owes me a favour.

550
00:30:04,225 --> 00:30:07,583
He owes me several favours,
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551
00:30:07,585 --> 00:30:09,663
with her behaviour.

552
00:30:09,665 --> 00:30:14,263
I've rung him and he says
he can pick it up this afternoon,

553
00:30:14,265 --> 00:30:16,303
and bring it back on Friday.

554
00:30:16,305 --> 00:30:18,543
Helen's offered to take you home

555
00:30:18,545 --> 00:30:21,583
and bring you back
in the mornings till then.

556
00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:23,663
<font color="

557
00:30:23,665 --> 00:30:25,663
But it's up to you.

558
00:30:25,665 --> 00:30:28,863
All at the risk of looking like
I care more than I should,

559
00:30:28,865 --> 00:30:32,223
but then again, it's my job
to care about my students and staff,

560
00:30:32,225 --> 00:30:36,183
so I'm between a rock
and a hard place.

561
00:30:36,185 --> 00:30:38,705
<font color="
it's not why I'm doing it.

562
00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:42,185
Helen's there.

563
00:30:49,705 --> 00:30:51,225
Thanks. Sorry.

564
00:30:52,505 --> 00:30:53,745
Thanks.

565
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:10,545
THEY LAUGH

566
00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:13,903
Ted! Look I'm a crab!

567
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:16,185
Are you? That's it.

568
00:31:22,905 --> 00:31:26,465
Come on! Come on in! Alice?

569
00:31:27,905 --> 00:31:29,745
<font color="

570
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,385
I love you.

571
00:31:37,665 --> 00:31:39,585
WHISPERS: I love you.

572
00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:05,745
Can we go to Sheffield?

573
00:32:06,905 --> 00:32:08,943
When?
Now.

574
00:32:08,945 --> 00:32:10,065
See me sister.

575
00:32:11,145 --> 00:32:13,023
What's she doing in Sheffield?

576
00:32:13,025 --> 00:32:15,463
It's where she lives. Well,
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577
00:32:15,465 --> 00:32:17,743
Dunno. It's just where they put us.

578
00:32:17,745 --> 00:32:19,583
Who?
Council.

579
00:32:19,585 --> 00:32:20,985
When me mother died.

580
00:32:22,265 --> 00:32:23,463
Well, what about your dad?

581
00:32:23,465 --> 00:32:24,863
I don't think I ever had one.

582
00:32:24,865 --> 00:32:28,703
She tells me stories about him,
our Stella does.

583
00:32:28,705 --> 00:32:29,863
<font color="

584
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:32,663
I go along with 'em, though,
cos I think it suits her.

585
00:32:32,665 --> 00:32:34,543
Which one's Stella?
Me sister.

586
00:32:34,545 --> 00:32:36,423
We see each other now and again,

587
00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:39,463
whenever her people can be bothered
to drive her over to me,

588
00:32:39,465 --> 00:32:42,383
<font color="
bothered to drive me over to hers.

589
00:32:42,385 --> 00:32:43,463
Like at Christmas.

590
00:32:43,465 --> 00:32:44,623
So, you've got people?

591
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,663
Neil and Heather.

592
00:32:45,665 --> 00:32:47,823
They're like...foster parents.

593
00:32:47,825 --> 00:32:51,183
Have you got an address for her,
in Sheffield?

594
00:32:51,185 --> 00:32:53,023
We'd have to ask around
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595
00:32:53,025 --> 00:32:54,343
Sheffield's a big place.

596
00:32:54,345 --> 00:32:55,585
Better get cracking, then.

597
00:32:56,665 --> 00:32:58,143
I think I'll stay here.

598
00:32:58,145 --> 00:32:59,823
Oh, come on, I need you to read map.

599
00:32:59,825 --> 00:33:00,905
No, I'm all right here.

600
00:33:01,985 --> 00:33:03,025
That isn't fair.

601
00:33:04,105 --> 00:33:05,943
We'll go to Sheffield another time.

602
00:33:05,945 --> 00:33:08,223
I want to go now.
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603
00:33:08,225 --> 00:33:09,703
You go, I'm not stopping you.

604
00:33:09,705 --> 00:33:10,905
That isn't fair.

605
00:33:12,265 --> 00:33:14,023
Life isn't fair.

606
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,065
I hate you.

607
00:33:16,345 --> 00:33:17,465
No, you don't.

608
00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:21,625
Can't you pick me up on the way
back?

609
00:33:26,185 --> 00:33:27,225
Pig!

610
00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:37,983
IGNITION SPARKS

611
00:33:37,985 --> 00:33:40,545
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612
00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:55,785
ALICE: Come on. Come on in.

613
00:34:03,145 --> 00:34:05,865
What are you frightened of?

614
00:34:14,545 --> 00:34:17,223
Any sign yet?
No, no, sign at all.

615
00:34:17,225 --> 00:34:19,703
We've been up and down
Elizabeth Street and Langdale Street

616
00:34:19,705 --> 00:34:21,023
and all round there.

617
00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:23,063
<font color="
all of us,

618
00:34:23,065 --> 00:34:25,143
when we were kids. Aww.

619
00:34:25,145 --> 00:34:29,103
And we've been in a few shops
and asked, but, no, nothing.

620
00:34:29,105 --> 00:34:32,103
Could I just ask if you've seen this
old fella around?

621
00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:34,423
We're going to walk over
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622
00:34:34,425 --> 00:34:35,703
Well, keep us informed.

623
00:34:35,705 --> 00:34:37,705
We will.
Ta-ta.

624
00:34:39,585 --> 00:34:42,903
SHE SIGHS
He's not all bad, is he, John?

625
00:34:42,905 --> 00:34:44,663
Shall we look in church?

626
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:46,783
It's where him and Alice got wed.

627
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:49,823
It's where me and Eileen got wed.

628
00:34:49,825 --> 00:34:52,303
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629
00:34:52,305 --> 00:34:53,383
And mine.

630
00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:55,183
Blimey, that's going back a bit.

631
00:34:55,185 --> 00:34:56,743
PHONE RINGS

632
00:34:56,745 --> 00:34:57,783
That's you.

633
00:34:57,785 --> 00:34:59,503
Oh. Hello?

634
00:34:59,505 --> 00:35:00,983
Hi, Dad.

635
00:35:00,985 --> 00:35:02,423
So, Cheryl's rung to say -

636
00:35:02,425 --> 00:35:05,143
and she managed to speak to me
<font color="

637
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,983
she's rung round all the hospitals,

638
00:35:07,985 --> 00:35:13,583
she's put in a request to send
a helicopter to go over Norland Moor

639
00:35:13,585 --> 00:35:17,023
and she's putting a missing persons
link on social media.

640
00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:21,703
So not as completely useless and
dippy and mad and bonkers

641
00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:24,863
<font color="
and disgusting as she looks.

642
00:35:24,865 --> 00:35:25,903
Right.

643
00:35:25,905 --> 00:35:29,023
And me and Rick have cracked on,
duck, is...

644
00:35:29,025 --> 00:35:31,183
..we're still here
if Ted walks through the door.

645
00:35:31,185 --> 00:35:32,583
Oh, OK.

646
00:35:32,585 --> 00:35:34,985
Well, thanks, love. Keep in touch.
Will do.

647
00:35:38,145 --> 00:35:39,865
<font color="

648
00:35:41,425 --> 00:35:42,543
Are you all right?

649
00:35:42,545 --> 00:35:44,225
It was a friend of Raff's...

650
00:35:45,785 --> 00:35:47,543
..that did that Banksy.

651
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,983
He rang and told me this morning.

652
00:35:49,985 --> 00:35:51,223
An art student.

653
00:35:51,225 --> 00:35:54,223
Raff put him up to it, and, of
course, now he's feeling guilty.

654
00:35:54,225 --> 00:35:55,983
He daren't tell his mum.

655
00:35:55,985 --> 00:35:57,743
<font color="

656
00:35:57,745 --> 00:35:59,983
What the hell did he do that for?

657
00:35:59,985 --> 00:36:01,823
He was trying to make
some money for her.

658
00:36:01,825 --> 00:36:04,863
Well, how does that work
if it's not a real Banksy?

659
00:36:04,865 --> 00:36:06,903
They didn't think things through.

660
00:36:06,905 --> 00:36:08,305
Well, that backfired.

661
00:36:09,865 --> 00:36:10,945
Yep.

662
00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:18,183
<font color="

663
00:36:18,185 --> 00:36:20,583
It's not as if it's going to do any
good, is it?

664
00:36:20,585 --> 00:36:21,623
ALAN SIGHS

665
00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:24,583
And if he's got it off his chest
by telling you,

666
00:36:24,585 --> 00:36:26,905
maybe that's as far
as it needs to go.

667
00:36:27,905 --> 00:36:31,983
It's not like him, is it?
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668
00:36:31,985 --> 00:36:34,585
Well, as I say, it was that
evening...

669
00:36:35,825 --> 00:36:38,985
..when emotions got rather heated,
so...

670
00:36:41,305 --> 00:36:46,423
It's kind of Gillian
to help put the old kitchen back in.

671
00:36:46,425 --> 00:36:48,023
You know, given what was said.

672
00:36:48,025 --> 00:36:49,065
What I said.

673
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,223
<font color="

674
00:36:53,225 --> 00:36:57,143
You've lost your kitchen,
she's selling the farm,

675
00:36:57,145 --> 00:36:59,063
Ted's... Oh, God knows.

676
00:36:59,065 --> 00:37:02,063
God knows how Ted's
ended up in that pickle.

677
00:37:02,065 --> 00:37:04,503
It's OUR kitchen.

678
00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:07,065
We've lost our kitchen.
It's not MY kitchen.

679
00:37:08,905 --> 00:37:11,143
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680
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,183
I mean, if those cabinets
have been built,

681
00:37:13,185 --> 00:37:14,983
and they're in a workshop
somewhere...

682
00:37:14,985 --> 00:37:19,143
If he's not paying people, they're
not going to just hand things over.

683
00:37:19,145 --> 00:37:22,583
We'd have it all to pay for
all over again.

684
00:37:22,585 --> 00:37:23,705
<font color="

685
00:37:24,905 --> 00:37:27,505
I know. I'm just clutching at
straws.

686
00:37:28,545 --> 00:37:30,543
If he's gone bust, that'll be it.

687
00:37:30,545 --> 00:37:32,823
There'll be no way
of getting any money back.

688
00:37:32,825 --> 00:37:34,225
We have to face facts.

689
00:37:35,825 --> 00:37:39,543
And you'll want it all done,
won't you, hm?

690
00:37:39,545 --> 00:37:42,663
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691
00:37:42,665 --> 00:37:47,063
You'll not be happy living with it
back like it was for long.

692
00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,943
Well, it's very old-fashioned.

693
00:37:48,945 --> 00:37:50,583
HE SCOFFS

694
00:37:50,585 --> 00:37:53,265
And that cutlery drawer's
never shut properly.

695
00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:59,663
And the cupboard doors at the end
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696
00:37:59,665 --> 00:38:03,903
Then you go round to Caroline's
and everything's perfect.

697
00:38:03,905 --> 00:38:05,103
Well...!

698
00:38:05,105 --> 00:38:07,585
Well, Caroline earns a lot of money!

699
00:38:09,265 --> 00:38:14,025
I...didn't dislike the old kitchen,
if I'm being really honest.

700
00:38:15,145 --> 00:38:16,503
Well, you never said.

701
00:38:16,505 --> 00:38:21,225
<font color="
spending money on stuff, so...

702
00:38:22,465 --> 00:38:24,425
I like nice things.

703
00:38:26,585 --> 00:38:29,025
HE CHUCKLES
I do love you.

704
00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:34,503
Well, I'm encouraged to hear that.

705
00:38:34,505 --> 00:38:36,703
Cos I have wondered lately.

706
00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:38,183
We do...

707
00:38:38,185 --> 00:38:42,543
..see the world differently,
<font color="

708
00:38:42,545 --> 00:38:45,023
I don't think we do.

709
00:38:45,025 --> 00:38:46,385
We always have a laugh.

710
00:38:47,705 --> 00:38:49,983
Less so since Brexit.

711
00:38:49,985 --> 00:38:52,343
Oh, bugger Brexit.

712
00:38:52,345 --> 00:38:55,185
Yeah, well, it's easy for you to
say.

713
00:38:56,265 --> 00:38:57,945
And if only we could.

714
00:38:59,865 --> 00:39:00,983
Well, it'd be boring

715
00:39:00,985 --> 00:39:03,663
<font color="
about everything.

716
00:39:03,665 --> 00:39:05,705
Yeah, normally I'd agree with you.

717
00:39:07,985 --> 00:39:09,305
You see, I'm worried...

718
00:39:10,505 --> 00:39:15,223
..you've got this job because you
don't like being at home with me.

719
00:39:15,225 --> 00:39:19,303
And I'm worried
that you need to spend £20,000

720
00:39:19,305 --> 00:39:24,105
<font color="
getting enough excitement elsewhere.

721
00:39:25,545 --> 00:39:28,863
No, that doesn't compute.

722
00:39:28,865 --> 00:39:30,383
If you were happy with life,

723
00:39:30,385 --> 00:39:33,623
you wouldn't give a stuff about
something like a new kitchen.

724
00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:36,383
No, that's twaddle.

725
00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:38,983
You can be in a perfectly
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726
00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:43,943
and still not want a kitchen that's
got bacteria growing in the corners.

727
00:39:43,945 --> 00:39:45,503
That's an exaggeration.

728
00:39:45,505 --> 00:39:48,863
No, it's clinically proven -

729
00:39:48,865 --> 00:39:52,503
men don't always see muck.

730
00:39:52,505 --> 00:39:56,023
Just like they don't always see
a job that needs doing.

731
00:39:56,025 --> 00:39:57,943
<font color="
a pile of clothes

732
00:39:57,945 --> 00:40:02,305
without thinking of ironing it
or carrying it upstairs afterwards.

733
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:06,105
You see, to me...

734
00:40:07,425 --> 00:40:10,583
..a kitchen that's been
put back in for you

735
00:40:10,585 --> 00:40:13,503
by a young lad with a kind heart,

736
00:40:13,505 --> 00:40:15,903
who didn't need to come
<font color="

737
00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:17,903
and tell us what'd happened,

738
00:40:17,905 --> 00:40:22,743
is a thing to be prized much more
highly than a thing put in -

739
00:40:22,745 --> 00:40:25,263
or not put in, in our case -

740
00:40:25,265 --> 00:40:28,185
by a fly-by-night that'll just take
your money and run.

741
00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:33,063
Oh, bless. Aren't you simple?

742
00:40:33,065 --> 00:40:34,863
<font color="

743
00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:36,623
"Simple"?

744
00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:41,223
It's folk that'll spend silly money
on all sorts -

745
00:40:41,225 --> 00:40:43,785
thinking somehow that'll
make them happier that are...

746
00:40:45,145 --> 00:40:48,023
Well, I hesitate to throw the word
"simple" back at you

747
00:40:48,025 --> 00:40:51,143
because I think
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748
00:40:51,145 --> 00:40:54,623
"Deluded", I think, is the word.

749
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:57,263
I'm not deluded.

750
00:40:57,265 --> 00:41:01,343
Nice things do make me happy.

751
00:41:01,345 --> 00:41:05,623
Nice things, like a good kitchen,
make life easier.

752
00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:09,503
It doesn't mean I'm not getting
enough excitement elsewhere.

753
00:41:09,505 --> 00:41:10,863
<font color="

754
00:41:10,865 --> 00:41:13,303
If I was a shameless thrill-seeker,

755
00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:17,505
I hope I'd be more imaginative than
just having a new kitchen fitted.

756
00:41:18,505 --> 00:41:23,823
When we went to New Zealand
after Gillian got wed,

757
00:41:23,825 --> 00:41:28,983
we said experiences were
more important than things.

758
00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:30,823
<font color="

759
00:41:30,825 --> 00:41:31,865
Well...

760
00:41:33,345 --> 00:41:36,063
We need a holiday?
Is that it, do you think?

761
00:41:36,065 --> 00:41:37,705
Well, can we afford a holiday?

762
00:41:38,985 --> 00:41:40,025
Well...

763
00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:46,303
We've got the remaining 5,000
that we should have paid to him.

764
00:41:46,305 --> 00:41:47,665
Bloody Martin.

765
00:41:48,825 --> 00:41:51,583
<font color="

766
00:41:51,585 --> 00:41:52,863
Where do you fancy?

767
00:41:52,865 --> 00:41:55,703
Have a holiday
and live with the old kitchen -

768
00:41:55,705 --> 00:41:57,183
is that what you're suggesting?

769
00:41:57,185 --> 00:42:01,223
Well, 5,000's not going to go so far
with a new kitchen.

770
00:42:01,225 --> 00:42:02,625
Not the sort we were having.

771
00:42:04,465 --> 00:42:08,305
<font color="
is, er, give it to our Gillian.

772
00:42:10,305 --> 00:42:12,823
So she can get her timbers fixed

773
00:42:12,825 --> 00:42:15,265
and change her mind
about selling the farm.

774
00:42:16,465 --> 00:42:18,505
She might not take it, of course.
But...

775
00:42:19,865 --> 00:42:22,105
..could you, would you,
think about it?

776
00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:24,865
<font color="

777
00:42:27,665 --> 00:42:32,023
I suppose I've had my comeuppance
over this damn kitchen, haven't I?

778
00:42:32,025 --> 00:42:35,063
No, nobody's going to see it
like that.

779
00:42:35,065 --> 00:42:37,025
She will. She won't.

780
00:42:38,345 --> 00:42:39,385
She might.

781
00:42:40,705 --> 00:42:42,023
All the same...

782
00:42:42,025 --> 00:42:44,343
<font color="
She's going to think,

783
00:42:44,345 --> 00:42:46,823
"How come they're giving money to
her and not to me?"

784
00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:47,903
Will she heck?!

785
00:42:47,905 --> 00:42:51,503
Caroline offered to give Gillian the
money and Gillian wouldn't take it.

786
00:42:51,505 --> 00:42:53,183
Caroline did? Yeah.

787
00:42:53,185 --> 00:42:54,503
<font color="

788
00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:55,903
Caroline did?

789
00:42:55,905 --> 00:42:58,303
Well, you know what they're like,
them two, these days,

790
00:42:58,305 --> 00:42:59,983
they're as thick as thieves.

791
00:42:59,985 --> 00:43:02,983
Oh, she's money to burn,
hasn't she, Caroline?

792
00:43:02,985 --> 00:43:05,785
What, and Gillian wouldn't take it?
Why not?

793
00:43:07,425 --> 00:43:09,745
<font color="
off us.

794
00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:13,705
Well, there's only one way to find
out.

795
00:43:14,785 --> 00:43:16,305
If you're willing.

796
00:43:20,745 --> 00:43:23,583
Oh, go on, then.

797
00:43:23,585 --> 00:43:24,985
But if I say yes...

798
00:43:26,225 --> 00:43:29,183
..will you pack this bloody silly
job in?

799
00:43:29,185 --> 00:43:30,505
<font color="

800
00:43:31,665 --> 00:43:34,663
How can you like wearing that
uniform?

801
00:43:34,665 --> 00:43:37,143
What's up with my uniform?

802
00:43:37,145 --> 00:43:39,063
I'm dapper.
CHUCKLES

803
00:43:39,065 --> 00:43:41,063
Do you think?
Mm.

804
00:43:41,065 --> 00:43:45,143
And who's this little lad, then,
that's been sleeping in our shed?

805
00:43:45,145 --> 00:43:46,705
<font color="

806
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:29,305
SIREN WAILS

807
00:44:39,665 --> 00:44:42,823
Ted! Ted!

808
00:44:42,825 --> 00:44:45,385
Ted! Ted! Ted...

809
00:44:46,905 --> 00:44:48,823
Ted?
DOG BARKS

810
00:44:48,825 --> 00:44:50,025
Ted.

811
00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:53,985
Ted?

812
00:45:23,705 --> 00:45:25,903
Wow, poor bitch.

813
00:45:25,905 --> 00:45:27,903
Yeah, give her my phone number,
or my e-mail,

814
00:45:27,905 --> 00:45:29,263
<font color="

815
00:45:29,265 --> 00:45:31,063
CAROLINE OVER PHONE:
That's very kind of you.

816
00:45:31,065 --> 00:45:34,785
So, hang on, is she...?
Is she...the one that you...

817
00:45:35,825 --> 00:45:37,503
..didn't have a thing about?

818
00:45:37,505 --> 00:45:39,743
No, did. But, um...

819
00:45:39,745 --> 00:45:42,023
No, but then you were in denial,
so...

820
00:45:42,025 --> 00:45:44,383
<font color="
Yeah, didn't.

821
00:45:44,385 --> 00:45:46,583
Er, it's her, yeah.

822
00:45:46,585 --> 00:45:47,983
Wow.

823
00:45:47,985 --> 00:45:49,583
OK.

824
00:45:49,585 --> 00:45:50,743
So...?

825
00:45:50,745 --> 00:45:51,945
So, I won't advise...

826
00:45:53,825 --> 00:45:54,863
..murder.

827
00:45:54,865 --> 00:45:57,505
Yeah, that would be good not to.
One...

828
00:45:58,905 --> 00:46:00,943
<font color="

829
00:46:00,945 --> 00:46:02,303
What was the other thing?

830
00:46:02,305 --> 00:46:05,023
The other thing you said you wanted
to talk to me about this morning,

831
00:46:05,025 --> 00:46:08,183
about your mum and me dad?
Oh, it's just, um...

832
00:46:08,185 --> 00:46:09,663
You know it's their wedding
anniversary

833
00:46:09,665 --> 00:46:10,943
<font color="

834
00:46:10,945 --> 00:46:12,463
Yeah.

835
00:46:12,465 --> 00:46:15,185
Yeah, I just...
I worry that they're not as, well...

836
00:46:16,545 --> 00:46:18,303
I dunno. ..as they used to be.

837
00:46:18,305 --> 00:46:20,503
In love?
No. I think...I think they are.

838
00:46:20,505 --> 00:46:23,303
I think they are still in love.

839
00:46:23,305 --> 00:46:25,023
Well, not just as...

840
00:46:25,025 --> 00:46:28,703
<font color="
that's all. And, um...

841
00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:29,743
Brexit.

842
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,623
Yeah. And, er...

843
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:34,783
Well, this isn't great timing with
you thinking about selling the farm,

844
00:46:34,785 --> 00:46:36,423
but I can pay for it anyway, so...

845
00:46:36,425 --> 00:46:39,943
..I just wondered if we should pay
<font color="

846
00:46:39,945 --> 00:46:40,983
for them somewhere.

847
00:46:40,985 --> 00:46:44,703
Like, from both of us.
Or just a nice meal somewhere.

848
00:46:44,705 --> 00:46:47,823
Aww! Aren't you romantical?

849
00:46:47,825 --> 00:46:48,943
Is that a word?

850
00:46:48,945 --> 00:46:50,543
No, I just made it up.

851
00:46:50,545 --> 00:46:52,903
It's good, though, isn't it?
Yeah, we can do that.

852
00:46:52,905 --> 00:46:55,783
<font color="
Disco with me, though.

853
00:46:55,785 --> 00:46:58,463
I am not going to
Hebden Women's Disco.

854
00:46:58,465 --> 00:47:00,225
We need to get you down
with the lezzers.

855
00:47:01,865 --> 00:47:03,865
SHE MOUTHS

856
00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:06,263
You need to get out more.

857
00:47:06,265 --> 00:47:08,903
No, I need to stay in more.

858
00:47:08,905 --> 00:47:10,385
<font color="

859
00:47:12,385 --> 00:47:13,423
I'd better go.

860
00:47:13,425 --> 00:47:16,783
Ring me when you've any news.

861
00:47:16,785 --> 00:47:17,865
Is your dad in?

862
00:47:26,265 --> 00:47:27,425
Do you know something?

863
00:47:28,465 --> 00:47:29,505
Yeah.

864
00:47:33,905 --> 00:47:37,265
Happen he...he'd gone to...

865
00:47:38,385 --> 00:47:40,743
..scatter Alice's ashes.

866
00:47:40,745 --> 00:47:42,503
I don't think so.

867
00:47:42,505 --> 00:47:46,465
<font color="
bathroom. I don't know why.

868
00:47:48,145 --> 00:47:50,583
Happen he was taking 'em
and then forgot.

869
00:47:50,585 --> 00:47:52,225
Mm.
He was forgetting.

870
00:47:54,225 --> 00:47:55,745
Do you want some tea?

871
00:47:58,345 --> 00:48:01,663
Er, yeah. Aye. Tea.

872
00:48:01,665 --> 00:48:02,705
I'll make it.

873
00:48:06,105 --> 00:48:08,105
<font color="

874
00:48:09,505 --> 00:48:11,103
No.

875
00:48:11,105 --> 00:48:12,185
We'll get off.

876
00:48:15,665 --> 00:48:18,463
I am... I am sorry, Mr Buttershaw.

877
00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:20,463
No, you've, um...

878
00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:23,663
It can't be easy,
delivering bad news.

879
00:48:23,665 --> 00:48:25,143
You've been very kind.

880
00:48:25,145 --> 00:48:28,663
I'll ring John and Harry.
<font color="

881
00:48:28,665 --> 00:48:29,823
Have been all afternoon.

882
00:48:29,825 --> 00:48:31,623
Yeah, how did he get there?

883
00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:33,503
Oh! Yeah.

884
00:48:33,505 --> 00:48:35,063
He had Harrison with him.

885
00:48:35,065 --> 00:48:37,103
Harrison?!
Must have gone with him.

886
00:48:37,105 --> 00:48:38,825
On a train. Summat.

887
00:48:47,865 --> 00:48:49,743
I wonder why Bridlington?

888
00:48:49,745 --> 00:48:50,783
<font color="

889
00:48:50,785 --> 00:48:52,063
What?

890
00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:54,303
All her stuff's gone.
Have you argued?

891
00:48:54,305 --> 00:48:55,583
No! Phone her.

892
00:48:55,585 --> 00:48:56,625
I have.

893
00:48:57,625 --> 00:48:58,785
She's not answering.

894
00:49:01,185 --> 00:49:03,465
You'd think
she'd have left a note, at least.

895
00:49:05,145 --> 00:49:06,223
Aww. Come here.

896
00:49:06,225 --> 00:49:07,463
<font color="

897
00:49:07,465 --> 00:49:09,103
Sorry.

898
00:49:09,105 --> 00:49:10,505
Poof. Sorry.

899
00:49:11,865 --> 00:49:14,945
God, what a bitch!
Yeah, bitch.

900
00:49:17,825 --> 00:49:19,105
I've made you some tea.

901
00:49:33,585 --> 00:49:37,785
So...are you and Mum
getting back together?

902
00:49:38,905 --> 00:49:40,863
No no.

903
00:49:40,865 --> 00:49:43,103
I mean, I'd like to, yes.

904
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:44,145
<font color="

905
00:49:45,305 --> 00:49:46,385
I don't know.

906
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,543
Possibly.

907
00:49:49,545 --> 00:49:50,825
Probably not.

908
00:49:51,945 --> 00:49:53,943
Who knows?

909
00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:55,263
No.

910
00:49:55,265 --> 00:49:56,663
Maybe.

911
00:49:56,665 --> 00:49:57,903
Yeah.

912
00:49:57,905 --> 00:49:59,783
No.

913
00:49:59,785 --> 00:50:00,825
Who knows?

914
00:50:03,065 --> 00:50:04,105
Wow.

915
00:50:05,145 --> 00:50:06,185
Yeah.

916
00:50:12,265 --> 00:50:13,465
Ta-ta.

917
00:50:22,545 --> 00:50:23,583
<font color="

918
00:50:23,585 --> 00:50:25,025
You fuck off.

919
00:50:28,465 --> 00:50:29,985
HE MUTTERS
Fucking mad bitch.

920
00:50:41,225 --> 00:50:42,985
BOTTLE CAP POPS

921
00:51:04,345 --> 00:51:05,905
BEER GLUGS

922
00:51:07,545 --> 00:51:09,945
Hi!
Hiya!

923
00:51:12,345 --> 00:51:16,785
ORGAN INTRO:
I Vow To Thee, My Country

924
00:51:22,945 --> 00:51:27,863


925
00:51:27,865 --> 00:51:31,943
<font color="

926
00:51:31,945 --> 00:51:36,023


927
00:51:36,025 --> 00:51:40,303


928
00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:44,743


929
00:51:44,745 --> 00:51:49,223


930
00:51:49,225 --> 00:51:53,223


931
00:51:53,225 --> 00:51:58,383


932
00:51:58,385 --> 00:52:02,623


933
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:07,063
<font color="

934
00:52:07,065 --> 00:52:11,943


935
00:52:11,945 --> 00:52:18,225


936
00:52:21,585 --> 00:52:25,183
So, tell me about the little
fella in the shed.

937
00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,223
Oh, yeah. Harrison.

938
00:52:27,225 --> 00:52:30,583
Well, it turns out
that he's got a sister in Sheffield,

939
00:52:30,585 --> 00:52:32,463
<font color="
when their mother died.

940
00:52:32,465 --> 00:52:36,063
This is years ago.
Anyway, she'll, er...

941
00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:38,103
She'll be 18 in a few months

942
00:52:38,105 --> 00:52:41,663
and it seems they think that
if she puts in for a little flat,

943
00:52:41,665 --> 00:52:44,143
he'll be able to go
and live with her,

944
00:52:44,145 --> 00:52:46,663
<font color="

945
00:52:46,665 --> 00:52:49,303
I did um and ah about accepting it.

946
00:52:49,305 --> 00:52:51,063
But then I thought,

947
00:52:51,065 --> 00:52:53,223
"Fuck it. I'm not cutting my nose
off to spite my face."

948
00:52:53,225 --> 00:52:56,423
Good, I'm pleased.
I'm pleased you're not selling up.

949
00:52:56,425 --> 00:52:58,103
Really upset me.

950
00:52:58,105 --> 00:52:59,223
Aww!

951
00:52:59,225 --> 00:53:01,383
<font color="

952
00:53:01,385 --> 00:53:04,783
about, you know, that argument
on our birthdays.

953
00:53:04,785 --> 00:53:07,463
Oh, good. Mm.

954
00:53:07,465 --> 00:53:08,903
How's things with John?

955
00:53:08,905 --> 00:53:10,623
Impossible.

956
00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:11,745
Ridiculous.

957
00:53:12,785 --> 00:53:14,623
I think he thinks he's moved in.

958
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:17,223
<font color="
you're not living here, don't you?

959
00:53:17,225 --> 00:53:19,783
"You do know you've not moved in?"
And he just...

960
00:53:19,785 --> 00:53:22,743
..smiles at me
and looks a bit gormless.

961
00:53:22,745 --> 00:53:24,863
He's still in love with you.
Oh, don't say that.

962
00:53:24,865 --> 00:53:27,943
<font color="
Yes, I know! But what? What could be

963
00:53:27,945 --> 00:53:29,505
clearer than saying that?

964
00:53:31,105 --> 00:53:32,145
Well...

965
00:53:33,185 --> 00:53:36,745
I am not going to
Hebden Women's Disco.

966
00:53:38,345 --> 00:53:39,743
What about Harry?

967
00:53:39,745 --> 00:53:41,423
We're not calling him Harry!

968
00:53:41,425 --> 00:53:43,103
After his grandad,
<font color="

969
00:53:43,105 --> 00:53:48,583
Yeah. Be all right if my grandad
wasn't a prize plonker, but he is.

970
00:53:48,585 --> 00:53:52,023
I'm going to sneeze now. Achoo!
Stop it!

971
00:53:52,025 --> 00:53:54,223
What would you call him, William?

972
00:53:54,225 --> 00:53:57,703
Well, what about Alan? After Alan.

973
00:53:57,705 --> 00:54:01,383
No! Alan? It's really...

974
00:54:01,385 --> 00:54:04,423
<font color="
but it's a bit...

975
00:54:04,425 --> 00:54:06,025
It's really a little bit boring.

976
00:54:08,345 --> 00:54:11,023
Can you baby-sit Flora on Saturday
night if Caz brings her over?

977
00:54:11,025 --> 00:54:12,703
Yeah! Yeah, course.

978
00:54:12,705 --> 00:54:14,423
We're going down
Hebden Women's Disco.

979
00:54:14,425 --> 00:54:16,743
Oh, cool.

980
00:54:16,745 --> 00:54:19,823
<font color="

981
00:54:19,825 --> 00:54:22,463
And the super thing is
that our cutlery drawer

982
00:54:22,465 --> 00:54:25,543
never used to pull out properly,
and he fixed it,

983
00:54:25,545 --> 00:54:29,503
and the cupboards used to be
skewwhiff, and he sorted that out.

984
00:54:29,505 --> 00:54:31,543
And then he gave everything
<font color="

985
00:54:31,545 --> 00:54:34,943
in all the nooks and crannies
before he put it back in.

986
00:54:34,945 --> 00:54:37,303
Where are you and Alan going
for your anniversary?

987
00:54:37,305 --> 00:54:39,543
Oh, that's just a nice little hotel

988
00:54:39,545 --> 00:54:43,863
that Gillian and Caroline
booked for us in Skipton.

989
00:54:43,865 --> 00:54:44,983
Aww.

990
00:54:44,985 --> 00:54:47,983
<font color="

991
00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:51,423
They are grand, both of 'em.

992
00:54:51,425 --> 00:54:54,103
Well, they are
when they're behaving themselves.

993
00:54:54,105 --> 00:54:58,145
MUSIC: Bulletproof
by La Roux

994
00:55:00,985 --> 00:55:03,625
CHATTER

995
00:55:06,825 --> 00:55:08,423
I was thinking... Oh, yeah?

996
00:55:08,425 --> 00:55:10,263
Judith, you want to get in there.

997
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:14,823
<font color="
Isn't she, like, a multimillionaire?

998
00:55:14,825 --> 00:55:16,823
You could retire!

999
00:55:16,825 --> 00:55:18,105
Yeah, she is!

1000
00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:20,705
You knock yourself out!

1001
00:55:24,145 --> 00:55:26,783
Oh, my God. I once bought
some sheep dip off her.

1002
00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:28,623
No, don't look! Don't look!

1003
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:29,905
CLEARS THROAT

1004
00:55:31,585 --> 00:55:36,503
<font color="
infant school teacher! Mrs...

1005
00:55:36,505 --> 00:55:37,665
Oh, is... ...Thing.

1006
00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:42,903
And she works in the chip shop
in Ripponden!

1007
00:55:42,905 --> 00:55:45,545
Jesus, they're everywhere.

1008
00:55:48,705 --> 00:55:51,945
GENTLE PIANO MUSIC

1009
00:55:58,345 --> 00:55:59,505
Thank you.

1010
00:56:03,745 --> 00:56:05,623
Happy wedding anniversary.

1011
00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,423
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1012
00:56:07,425 --> 00:56:08,465
GLASSES CLINK

1013
00:56:11,945 --> 00:56:13,503
Is it our seventh?

1014
00:56:13,505 --> 00:56:15,703
Er, yeah. Yeah, it is.

1015
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:16,823
Mm.

1016
00:56:16,825 --> 00:56:17,865
I think so.

1017
00:56:19,265 --> 00:56:20,303
Is it?

1018
00:56:20,305 --> 00:56:21,743
Yep.

1019
00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:23,985
2013. Seven years.

1020
00:56:25,185 --> 00:56:28,743
Oh, so that's what it was!

1021
00:56:28,745 --> 00:56:30,623
What?

1022
00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,065
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1023
00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:37,063
You at the supermarket,
me needing a new kitchen.

1024
00:56:37,065 --> 00:56:38,823
The seven-year itch.

1025
00:56:38,825 --> 00:56:41,383
Ah! There you go.

1026
00:56:41,385 --> 00:56:43,143
It all falls into place.

1027
00:56:43,145 --> 00:56:44,703
Yeah, we've solved it.

1028
00:56:44,705 --> 00:56:46,583
Yeah, I'm glad we sorted that out.

1029
00:56:46,585 --> 00:56:48,663
Yeah, I'm glad we've got through it.

1030
00:56:48,665 --> 00:56:50,023
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1031
00:56:50,025 --> 00:56:53,463
Unscathed.
Well, more or less.

1032
00:56:53,465 --> 00:56:55,543
Well, it could've been worse.

1033
00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:56,583
How?

1034
00:56:56,585 --> 00:56:59,223
You could have run off with milkman.

1035
00:56:59,225 --> 00:57:01,303
I could have run off with the
milkman!

1036
00:57:01,305 --> 00:57:04,863
SHE LAUGHS
I don't think so.

1037
00:57:04,865 --> 00:57:07,345
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HE LAUGHS

1038
00:57:12,945 --> 00:57:15,263
Oh, poor Ted.

1039
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,545
Ted.

1040
00:57:17,545 --> 00:57:18,585
Ted.

1041
00:57:23,345 --> 00:57:25,863
Oh, we've gone all sad.

1042
00:57:25,865 --> 00:57:27,583
Well, how about this -

1043
00:57:27,585 --> 00:57:30,143
here's to the next seven years.

1044
00:57:30,145 --> 00:57:32,263
I'll drink to that.

1045
00:57:32,265 --> 00:57:35,303
Well, let's be honest,
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1046
00:57:35,305 --> 00:57:37,583
And to the next
seven years after that.

1047
00:57:37,585 --> 00:57:40,145
PIANO PLAYS: Time After Time

1048
00:57:43,545 --> 00:57:45,463
Oh, listen.

1049
00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:46,945
Time After Time.

1050
00:57:48,585 --> 00:57:50,545


1051
00:57:51,785 --> 00:57:53,345


1052
00:57:55,025 --> 00:57:56,945


1053
00:58:05,665 --> 00:58:07,183
Shall we?

1054
00:58:07,185 --> 00:58:09,223
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1055
00:58:09,225 --> 00:58:10,543
Do we care?

1056
00:58:10,545 --> 00:58:11,985
SHE CHUCKLES